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This has not gone away since 20 people of African descent came upon these shores at Jamestown, Virginia in 1619, and is going to require us to think and behave in a new way. | |
It is systemic. | ||
It is structural. | ||
When it comes to addressing diversity, equity, inclusion, access, and belonging, that is for all people of the United States, that must come across the voting line as well. | ||
This is everyone's America. | ||
Our story has a new form of glory that must come to our shores as well. | ||
Yes, yes, that's all well and good, lady. | ||
I do want to say something that's been pretty heavy on my heart lately, and I guess I could do it in song form as well. | ||
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You people are fucking bananas. | |
You're all completely insane. | ||
Good luck with that shit. | ||
That nobody wants. | ||
We should have a band in here. | ||
That's the next version of the Rubin Report. | ||
We're getting a band. | ||
That woman was just one of the many people that they brought on stage. | ||
I also loved in that video, you'd see the two white guys around. | ||
I don't know what that guy was. | ||
The middle guy was a little white. | ||
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I don't know. | |
Who cares about any of this stuff? | ||
But they're just looking at her like, Jesus Christ, why am I on stage with this woman? | ||
But anyway, they took a poll about why they lost the election. | ||
You're going to love this one. | ||
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In this round. | |
So I'm going to have a show of hands. | ||
How many of you believe that racism and misogyny played a role in Vice President Harris's defeat? | ||
Okay. | ||
Wow. | ||
Wait, were those Nazi salutes? | ||
We're going to have to examine. | ||
Good for them all getting their wrists up like that, because most of these people are like this, but they were all... | ||
Did it! | ||
Racism! | ||
Here is former Democratic National Committee Chair Jamie Harrison. | ||
And if you can make any sense out of this, I'd like to send you a gift. | ||
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Our rules specify that when we have a gender non-binary candidate or officer, the non-binary individual is counted as neither male nor female, and the remaining six officers must be gender balanced. | |
With the results of the previous elections, our elected officers at this point are currently two male and two female. | ||
In order to be gender balanced, we must have had one male, one female, and one person of any gender. | ||
What? | ||
You remember Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon, particularly in some of the seagulls? | ||
He's getting older. | ||
He's too old to be a cop. | ||
And Mel Gibson keeps getting him in a whole bunch of trouble. | ||
And then what does he say ten times throughout each movie? | ||
I'm getting too old for this shit. | ||
That's where we're at. | ||
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What? | |
Got another tweet from Ed Wokeness here. | ||
This is who they elected to be the DNC vice chair in order to win back young men. | ||
And yes, so David Hogg, we'll have more on that in a second. | ||
You guys know David Hogg. | ||
And then this other guy wearing a mask. | ||
Asking what appears to be a woman, good for them bringing a heterosexual over there, to marry him while they're both wearing masks. | ||
That's David Hogg and Malcolm Kenyatta. | ||
Here is, so they are now the new vice chairman, which sounds like a bigoted word. | ||
They are the new vice chairman of the Democrat National Committee. | ||
Here's Kenyatta going on and on about Beyonce, and then we'll get to Hogg. | ||
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Democrats! | |
In the words of Beyonce, America has a problem, but Democrats, we're about to fix it. | ||
God bless you. | ||
Thank you so much. | ||
Let's get to work. | ||
David Hogg. | ||
First of all, thank you, Chairman Harrison. | ||
Can we give a round of applause to Jamie? | ||
You... | ||
Thank you. | ||
Thank you. | ||
Who's ready to take the fight to the Republicans and win this thing? | ||
Are you guys ready to fight? | ||
It's been a long day, but guess what? | ||
We have a long road ahead. | ||
Let's go and kick some ass. | ||
All right, so you guys know I'm more of a Tina Turner guy than a Beyonce guy, so I can't speak to that quote. | ||
But I would say if you want to get up there, if you're ahead of a Democrat... | ||
And you want to get up there and make some sense, you would quote Tina Turner, right? | ||
I'm a private dancer, a dancer for money. | ||
I'll do what you want me to do. | ||
That would make a hell of a lot more sense for you people, okay? | ||
But that's it. | ||
They've got David Hogg. | ||
They've got David Hogg, who's a complete lefty, socialist, America-hating whack job. | ||
And then they've got Malcolm Kenyatta. | ||
And that guy likes Beyonce. | ||
So good luck, Democrats. | ||
James Carville, you know James Carville. | ||
He's an old kooky guy who, big Kamala Harris supporter, did not know about very fine people on both sides. | ||
I had to correct him on real time. | ||
You remember that one? | ||
And here are, I love these types of videos, the people who get everything wrong, everything wrong all the time. | ||
Then they try to explain that, oh, they screwed up, but it has nothing to do with them. | ||
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And you say that the Democrats started their seventh string quarterback in trying to win in both Biden and Harris. | |
Yeah, we played the seventh string quarterback. | ||
And we weren't allowed to have tryouts. | ||
Meaning a primary. | ||
Yeah, where people would go. | ||
If you would have had Bill Clinton and Barack Obama hosting a forum in Los Angeles. | ||
Okay, with six potential Democratic presidents, but you could have put the thing in a coliseum and it would have filled up. | ||
Okay, there would have been interest. | ||
There would have been, you know, two successful people that know something about being president, having a conversation. | ||
Well, governor, why would you address this? | ||
What would you do? | ||
Instead, we got a person that, you know, embraced every goofy identity idea of 2019, 2020, all right, all make mistakes, who ran in a campaign and didn't run on who ran in a campaign and didn't run on change. | ||
I mean, she was actually, if anything, about she played well for a several-string quarterback. | ||
Well, James, it's nice that they do the interviews for you at the old age home, But why didn't you say any of that during the election? | ||
Wouldn't that have been interesting? | ||
Instead of shilling for Biden until they got rid of him and then immediately jumping over and shilling for Kamala Harris. | ||
How about you had said any of that? | ||
Now, frankly, I don't care because what you have done is destroy the Democrat Party, which needed to be destroyed. | ||
And now you people are left with Beyonce guy and David Hogg. | ||
So good luck with all of that. | ||
And you know what? | ||
We've got a guy now in charge of America who's here for everybody. | ||
And he's been pretty freaking consistent over many decades. | ||
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The world is made up of people with either killer instincts or without killer instincts. | |
And the people that seem to emerge all the time, it doesn't mean they're the best people and it doesn't mean they're the happiest people. | ||
And in fact, in many cases, and in most cases, they're probably not. | ||
But the people that seem to emerge are the people that are competitive and driven and with a certain instinct to win. | ||
You use the word competitive and driven. | ||
I'd like to know, what drives you? | ||
Enjoyment. | ||
Pure and simple enjoyment, brother. | ||
Yeah, and that's it, guys. | ||
Like, that's what the America we could get back to right there. | ||
How is it that that guy, for decades now, has been basically directionally right about everything, all of the craziness and wackiness and tweets and all the silly stuff aside? | ||
That's the choice, America. | ||
You want that guy who wants enjoyment to be part of the American experience, you know, that pursuit of happiness. | ||
A bunch of old guys who wore wigs put that in some documents that used to mean a little something. | ||
And now, suddenly, that guy's president and we're restoring actual sense in our policies so that we will have... | ||
And that is our show for today. | ||
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I thank you for watching the program. | |
I do hope you'll come back tomorrow. | ||
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But either way, we'll be right here. | |
Post-game show in 20 seconds at rubenreport.locals.com Thank you, everybody! | ||
This is the kind of guy you like to smack an ass. | ||
How old are you, 17? | ||
Six. | ||
I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. | ||
Wakanda forever. | ||
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? | ||
I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, man and woman. | ||
Look at that guy, how handsome he is. | ||
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. | ||
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In Springfield, they're eating the dogs. | |
And he voted for Obama. | ||
Keep yapping, man. | ||
I am the least racist person. | ||
I can't even see the audience because it's so dark. | ||
Having sex with a porn star on the night while your wife was pregnant. | ||
What are you talking about? |