Rubin Report - Dave Rubin - Dave Rubin Stand Up Comedy Comeback | April 8 2018 | DIRECT MESSAGE

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Dave Rubin Stand Up Comedy Comeback | April 8 2018 | DIRECT MESSAGE | Rubin Report

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Dave Rubin challenges the narrative of societal division during his April 8, 2018 stand-up, polling an audience that overwhelmingly identifies as conservative or libertarian while struggling to locate self-described progressives. He jokes about the unavailability of natural marijuana versus edibles and mocks media labels calling classical liberals "racist bigots," ultimately arguing that these groups are simply individuals valuing personal freedom rather than hating one another. This performance suggests that perceived polarization often stems from external labeling rather than genuine interpersonal animosity within the room. [Automatically generated summary]
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Speaker	Time	Text
How Much Do You Hate Everyone Else? 00:03:42
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		You know, they say that we are more divided than ever, right?
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		That's what they say, whoever the hell they are.
unidentified		They keep saying it.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		And I don't know that I believe it, but I thought the best way I could start this, and it's sort of why I do the show, is to bring people together.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		But they keep telling us that, you know, we hate each other, we're more divided.
unidentified		So I thought maybe you guys should look around the room and just kind of look and realize how much you hate everybody else.
unidentified		I mean, really, take a look at another table, and just really, everyone, please, I'm not just doing this for... Look, really, look at each other.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you see?
unidentified		You hate them, and they hate you, and the white people hate everybody else, and it's all so stupid.
unidentified		All right, but I thought what I should do, actually, is take a little poll, because I want to read the room.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		How many of you would say that you're conservatives?
unidentified		By a round of applause.
		How many conservatives...
		[applause]
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		Conservatives always very respectfully...
		You first raise your hand before you applaud.
		We don't make a lot of noise.
		Conservative.
		We're conserving the applause.
unidentified		Conservatives.
		That's good.
		Look, that's great.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		You know, people with jobs and families.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		You know, you're dressed right.
unidentified		I saw you.
		I could have picked you all out.
		It's very easy.
		Oh, well, there's someone who's wearing clothes that fit.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		Probably a conservative.
unidentified		How many of you, how many of you are libertarians?
		Libertarians.
		Alright.
		That is a very special libertarian there.
		Libertarians, yes!
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		Anyone that just applauded, those are the people you get pot from at the end of the show.
unidentified		Libertarians love pot.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		Just quick sidebar, I went to one of these, you know, I was getting medicinal marijuana for my horrific glaucoma, but then But now it's legal, I guess, that you just can show up with your idea or whatever.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		So I went just a couple days ago to the pot shop, and it is impossible to get weed at a pot shop.
unidentified		Have you been there?
		We got oil, we got rocks, we got edibles.
		I was like, do you have weed in weed form?
		Is that even a thing?
		I mean, I wasn't in college that long ago.
		Like, a bag of schwag, that'll be fine.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		Schwag?
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		Is that a word?
unidentified		Alright, we did conservatives, we did libertarians.
		How many of you, how many progressives?
		How many... progressives?
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		I'm guessing there are, but I know because of the soy, it's sometimes hard to clap.
unidentified		I'm a little different in comedy form.
		I'm out of here.
		See?
		It's coming back!
		I mean, I used to do this!
		This is what I did!
		Okay!
		I forgot that I'm good at this.
		Alright.
		So we got... Not one?
		No one will say it?
		I mean, we're not going to shoot you.
		Oh, we have one!
		We have one!
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		Please, take them outside.
unidentified		It's alright.
unidentified		It's alright.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		You're wrong, but it's alright.
unidentified		I think it's great.
unidentified		It's great.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		I'll let it be.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		So we did conservatives.
		We did libertarians.
		How many classical liberals?
		[applause]
		Those of course would be my people, otherwise known by the media
		as a bunch of racist, bigot homophobes.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼		Close.
		[BLANK_AUDIO]
		No, just kidding.
		Those are good people who believe in the individual, which is what I believe in, all the things that I'm constantly talking about.

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00:00:00 How Much Do You Hate Everyone Else?