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Tinfoil Hats with Sam Tripoli | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #77

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	Greetings, earthlings, humans, whatever you got, all intelligent life forms, human and otherwise, especially animals who are far smarter than human beings, as we all know, because they don't lie to themselves.
	So that makes you a lot smarter.
	Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast.
	Well, today we've got a really interesting show.
	A fellow comic, and I do consider him to be a genius.
	So that's always cool when I can talk to other geniuses.
	And his name is Sam Tripoli.
	Hi, Sam.
	Roseanne, I love you.
	That's the nicest intro I've ever gotten in my life.
	Thank you.
	Well, I've been watching you, and I know you have.
	You're welcome.
	I know you have stored quite a bit of facts in your mind.
	Yeah, I mean, those I can remember for sure.
	You've got a lot of files in there.
	There's so many files, and I wish Elon Musk would come up a way to get rid of some of the files so he could clean up to make room for new files.
	Yeah, I do too.
	Because I'm like, I learn new stuff and I instantly forget it, but I remember ridiculous stuff from the past.
	Yeah, me too.
	But it is crazy.
	Happy, uh, first of all, we're recording this on, uh, December 3rd.
	I don't know when this is coming out, but today was supposed to be the big, uh, aliens were supposed to show up day.
	Oh, is that right?
	I didn't know that.
	Today was the aliens supposed to show up day and go to a war in the sky.
	Ha ha!
	I knew that was bullshit.
	Well, it's not over.
	It could still happen.
	It's still going to happen.
	But as of this recording, it has not happened.
	A lot of people are getting let down.
	I never get into dates, especially as a conspiracy theorist.
	I never go, it's going to happen on this day.
	I go, it's going to happen.
	I look at those kind of things as like, okay, they're trying to tell us something, but they can't dare tell us the real deal.
	Planting seeds.
	Yeah, they're getting us to secrete a certain enzyme at a certain time.
	Oh, I'm in.
	They feed off that, right?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's my whole thing.
	Mind control.
	Yeah.
	They induce trauma and anxiety.
	100%.
	And they love to build it, which means an event is coming.
	But little do they know...
	That I know.
	And that's why I'm like, you're welcome, America, that you have me here, because I do decode the devil-ism.
	I'm in, man!
	I'm all in!
	I know it all, because I'm a Jew.
	And don't fucking piss me off.
	Well, it's very interesting.
	They played all their cards.
	No, they did not.
	The only thing they don't have left, and I'd love to hear you, is Operation Blue Beam, which is a fake alien.
	Right, the fake alien, the Orson Welles.
	That seems to be it.
	The day the Earth stood still, or they came, or whatever it was.
	Did you watch Netflix?
	Are you a Netflix gal?
	No, I don't care for Susan Rice.
	Okay, I respect that.
	She's one of the people who got me labeled a racist and pulled off of...
	All media, blacklisted everywhere.
	What a crazy time that was, huh?
	What a crazy...
	That couldn't happen, I think, today.
	But then it definitely could.
	But there's a show called...
	You don't think it could happen today?
	I think cancel culture was a giant psyop.
	Yeah, that started with the Me Too movement.
	That was a giant psyop as well.
	What's that?
	Bankrolled by P. Diddy, the Me Too movement.
	Jeffrey Epstein probably as well.
	I thought it was C.A.A. C.A.A. No, it's not the C.A.A. It's the LGBTQ plus C.A.A. C.I.A. It's so many letters.
	So many letters.
	It's too many.
	You've got to condense that.
	It all spells Satan.
	100%.
	So you asked me before if I believe in God.
	Yeah, I do.
	My biggest thing, the best evidence for God is that there's a side that worship darkness.
	And if there's darkness, there must be light.
	That's right.
	I have my own personal beliefs in terms of, but all these people worshiping all this darkness.
	And for me, you know...
	You know what's really freaky about them?
	They all believe in God too.
	Because they could not be worshiping the devil if they didn't also believe in God.
	Okay, I get that, and that is true.
	Yeah, what they did was they reversed it.
	That's the perverse reverse.
	Yeah, and everything is perverse.
	They made Satan as powerful as God when he is not.
	Not at all.
	According to Torah, God created that energy...
	So that we would learn not to choose it, not to choose it, but to choose with our free will the other, the good.
	I agree.
	But, you know, they think they're triangulating something and then they try to raise demons with it.
	And I do believe in demons.
	I believe in all that stuff.
	I believe most of those stuff are either fallen angels or the spirits of Nephilim giants.
	Right?
	Yeah, I'm so into that.
	I'm all about the Nephilim, dude.
	I don't know about the Nephilim.
	My daughter always talks, and I hear people talk.
	Do you believe in fallen angels?
	Yeah.
	I believe that a lot of people on this planet ain't people.
	I totally believe that.
	Because that's what it says there.
	It says that a lot of them are just projections or holograms of our own bad karma that we create with our acts and our bad deeds.
	Interesting.
	That's not the Nephilim though, right?
	What?
	That's different than the Nephilim.
	The Nephilim.
	Nephilim are the offspring of when...
	I have a joke about my new special that just dropped.
	Why is everybody getting quiet?
	About how fallen angels came down and made it with the daughters of men.
	Yeah.
	And because women like bad boys, they were all into fallen angels, right?
	Well, it says that they came down and visited themselves upon the...
	Yeah.
	They found them fair.
	Yeah.
	Well, they wanted to hook up.
	Yeah.
	Human chicks are hot.
	They wanted to...
	They wanted to hit it, dude.
	So they came down and that's what happened.
	It's very interesting because, you know, you're Jewish, I'm a Christian.
	What was the thing with the human chicks to go, hey, I'm going to let an alien hump me?
	Yeah.
	What's up with that?
	Because women like bad boys.
	Oh, okay.
	Want to piss their dads off.
	That's true.
	They're like, bring home a fallen angel.
	That's true.
	Right?
	Like that.
	Look, I'm begging this demon from the sky.
	You should have hugged me more!
	Right?
	That's what it is.
	But even if you get, because you're Jewish, I'm a Christian, we're Abrahamic religions.
	Right, we're the same.
	But I'm also like, there's old gods.
	We're exactly the same, but y'all don't know it yet.
	I do know it.
	Oh, okay.
	Good.
	I do know, but basically, so the reason I bring this up is that there's old, if you go all the way back to the Vedic's, They talk about fallen angels.
	Everybody does since the beginning of time.
	It's the same religion that's always been here.
	We're all talking the same stuff.
	But it went through all these mutations because of like the various colonial empires that, you know, you know, We changed it and mutated and it went all over the world and mixed with the folklore of that particular brand and, you know, it went everywhere.
	But pretty soon I think something's going to happen where everybody's light go on and they go, oh!
	I never saw it that way.
	In fact, this is great.
	We can now go into the future and create a joyous environment for all the children of the world because we don't need to hate nobody anymore.
	I agree, man.
	That's where it's eventually going to get to.
	It is.
	It has to.
	Where it's like, we're going to live in a world of abundance, not scarcity.
	That's right.
	Giving it away.
	When I get in financial fear, I give away money.
	That's right.
	Because it tends to come back.
	That's how it goes, absolutely.
	Dude, it's never, ever not worked for me, where I was scared of something, freaking out, you know?
	Yeah.
	And when you feel isolated, I always talk about this, when you feel isolated and nobody's listening to you, duh, that's your cue that you need to go help somebody.
	That is, I'm sober.
	That is AA right there.
	It is?
	That is sobriety.
	Sobriety is help another alcoholic.
	But this is all in the Torah.
	Yeah.
	And everybody's like, that's the last place they look.
	Nobody wants to look at religion.
	Well, they don't want to look at the Torah.
	Why don't they want to look at the Torah?
	Because it just has all the truth that they just don't want to hear.
	They'd rather be blaming somebody else and creating hate out of their own misery.
	That is it, man.
	And all it says in there is, hey, you can leave slavery and learn to create just law for everybody.
	The end.
	Yeah, I'm with you, man.
	Well, I'm just sick of it.
	Yeah, well, people, they get us fighting with each other.
	There's people at the top.
	Well, they do.
	And they love it and they take bets on it, don't they?
	They fucking take bets on how many of these guys are going to kill.
	I'm saying they're going to wipe out 350,000 of them if we do this.
	Nah.
	It's just like fucking Vegas.
	The world casino.
	I totally agree with you, man.
	You can go on DraftKings and bet on genocides.
	That's how it goes.
	It gets really weird, right?
	It gets really weird.
	I mean, that's how they get us not to pay attention.
	They're such a lizard level in their consciousness.
	100%.
	They have no empathy for like...
	The populations they have, you know, captured to do experiments on to create new drugs I mean, it's just like just a few guys and they're psycho-fucking-packs.
	I totally agree with you.
	But, you know, you look at the U.S. economy.
	So much of our U.S. economy.
	Wall Street trades in drugs.
	Yeah.
	Illegal drugs, $50 billion.
	And they go like this.
	Pharmaceuticals.
	And then they get their lawyers to come in and go like this.
	Well, we're going to lose 50 million people.
	That's okay.
	We'll cover it in the bottom line by the...
	Cancer treatment centers we also own, and the fucking keeping the cancer curing shit off the market, which makes our thing go up and cha-cha.
	We don't care how many fucking children die.
	They're all psychopaths.
	Sorry, how do they deal with it?
	Illegal drugs?
	You said Wall Street does?
	Yeah, like illegal drugs coming into the country, they make money off of that.
	The people who ship them in make money off of that.
	So our economy makes money off of illegal drugs, cancer, and human sex trafficking.
	Those are big money makers in our economy, which makes you wonder, maybe we don't have the best economy out there.
	Right?
	I mean, like, I'm a capitalist.
	I believe in pure capitalism.
	But maybe we have a real problem because everyone always looks at Wall Street.
	They're like, oh, the economy's doing great because Wall Street's up.
	Then you go on tour and you go in the middle of nowhere.
	Like, nobody's got jobs.
	All the stores are gone.
	It's like, it's crazy to me.
	Well, Ma, now that Trump is president, I got contacted by New York Times this week.
	I don't know if you know that.
	No, cool.
	Well, no.
	They're writing a hit piece on all podcasters.
	We're in it, so that's kind of cool.
	Oh, cool.
	About how we constantly talk about nuclear war and all these scary things, and then we push products immediately after.
	But I said, we're educating our audience, because you guys have literally tried to kill us.
	Your side literally tried to kill us.
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	That's a genocide.
	Yeah, 100%.
	So the Anunnaki come down.
	They create the Sumerians.
	And that's where I think the lizard people are.
	Who's the Anunnaki?
	The Anunnaki are fallen gods.
	Fallen angels come down.
	Okay, so these are the...
	So to me, that would be just...
	They're constructs of phantoms we create.
	Well, I mean, they are, again, in all these religions.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so all the religions are saying beings from another...
	There was a war in heaven.
	They're all saying that?
	Yeah, going all the way back.
	All of them say that there was a war in heaven between the gods or between God and his angels.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And they send them down.
	And so here's the craziest thing.
	In Turkey, I think it is.
	The place where the Bible says that the angels sat down has the biggest NATO base in the world.
	Okay, so they believe it.
	Well, they believe it.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	You know what I'm saying?
	The owners of the world.
	Yeah, they believe it.
	The tallest NATO base in the world is on the mountain world.
	Where the fallen angels sat down.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Right?
	It's crazy.
	No, I knew that.
	It's all about longitude and latitude, too.
	Yeah, 100%.
	And frequency.
	So I could see that it's from another...
	I mean, you know, I mean, the first time a lot of people in the forests or whatever saw a modern person who existed at the same time walk into their town, they thought it was a god.
	Yep.
	So maybe they already.
	That's what the Aztecs.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	That's why they were able...
	That's why, like, a hundred guys were able to beat, like, 40,000 people or whatever that number is, because they didn't think they were people.
	They thought, because it was lining up with their prophecy that these gods were going to show up and these guys just show up.
	So they're like, oh, it's the gods!
	It might have been.
	It might have been.
	Well, maybe all those people, maybe they already live on this planet.
	Yeah.
	Maybe they didn't fall down from nowhere.
	Maybe they've just been hidden a while.
	Well, that's one of my favorite things is hidden history.
	Like, what is the true timeline of humanity?
	Right, me too.
	They want us to believe it's a couple thousand years.
	It could be millions of years.
	Have you ever heard of Tartaria?
	Oh, everything about...
	I told you the World Fairs.
	Did I not?
	Yeah, I know about the World Fairs.
	Have you ever seen the AI-generated video of the Chicago Fair?
	No.
	Oh, it is.
	You watch that, you're like, there's no way they built this in two years.
	Even if you said...
	Isn't that the one that has sacrifices to Moloch in it?
	Yep, and then it had like a giant stadium that could fit 300,000 people, and they said they built that in two years.
	I mean, if you watch it, it's crazy.
	What era was it built?
	Did you get...
	It was in the 1870s, I believe.
	The first movie ever shown at the White House was the movie of Moloch.
	Really?
	What was that?
	It was about sacrificing of a baby.
	Oh my God.
	The first movie ever shown at the White House?
	Yeah.
	Uh-uh.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Uh-uh.
	Wham.
	Imagine sitting down and it's like, baby, put it in the oven, shut it, boom.
	I don't doubt it at all.
	Yeah.
	What president, what era?
	It would have been early 1900s probably, right?
	Was it...
	What was the fucking name of that?
	I'll look it up.
	It couldn't be Woodrow Wilson.
	I forget.
	Early 1900s.
	Had to be that.
	Okay, so is the Anunnaki different than the Nephilim?
	This is one of my questions.
	Yeah, because the Nephilim are the children of the fallen angels.
	They're not the fallen angels.
	What are the Anunnaki?
	They're the children.
	The Anunnaki would be fallen angels as well.
	Oh, so the Anunnaki are the parents of the Nephilim.
	Yes.
	But there's many fallen angels.
	Well, they're related.
	The Anunnaki's gave birth to the Nephilims.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Well, women gave birth to the Nephilim, but they were...
	The Nephilim are half human?
	The Nephilim are half human.
	Okay, I get it.
	Okay.
	And they were just getting bigger and bigger, and then they just started eating everybody.
	And that's when the flood comes.
	Oh, my God.
	They were eating...
	Oh, yeah, that's right.
	They were cannibal...
	That's right.
	That's why they destroyed the world.
	Yes, they started eating each other, so that's why they had to flood it, because the DNA was getting shish-kebobbed, right?
	Right.
	Yeah, because they didn't want us to go down that road.
	Well, they wanted us to have God's pure DNA, and these fallen angels were ruining that DNA. Flooded.
	Now you look with this vaccine.
	Yeah.
	Oh, they're doing the same shit.
	Same shit.
	Same shit.
	I have people hit me up on Twitter all the time going, dog to save lives.
	I'm like, bro, we're looking at 30 million people access deaths right now that nobody's talking about.
	I have a good friend of mine.
	He did jokes on his...
	Well, that's going to get us in trouble on YouTube and Google.
	No, let's talk about that.
	We don't have to.
	No, I want to.
	I thought you guys were just on Rumble.
	My apologies.
	No, listen, we'll put it on Rumble, but Fuck you too.
	You know, how long have they been censoring the truth on them places?
	Yeah.
	And then it turns out it's true and they don't say, oh, sorry.
	Nobody goes back.
	They do it again.
	They never pay.
	I'm getting hit on Twitter right now.
	People, the same people live.
	I'm like, bro, your algorithm is lying to you.
	Yeah.
	It's lying.
	It's not showing you any of the data.
	Is it 30 million excess deaths?
	Yeah.
	That's globally, obviously.
	I heard that.
	Yeah.
	That's a lot.
	That is a lot.
	Is that just worldwide or the U.S.? I think it's worldwide.
	I heard it was worldwide, too.
	Well, they really are trying to depopulate Africa in a fast fucking hurry to get all those resources.
	What do you think they want to do?
	Take it over, right?
	Yeah, they want the resources.
	Clean out the population.
	Cobalt.
	Take it over.
	I mean, Bill Gates...
	So I have this theory, right?
	Bill Gates doesn't like black people.
	He doesn't like anybody.
	He doesn't like people.
	But he doesn't like people.
	He must not like his daughter's boyfriend, by the way.
	Is she black?
	No, she's dating a black guy.
	Date whoever you want.
	I don't care.
	But it just makes me laugh because she's like, everyone's mad because my boyfriend's black.
	I'm like, you're such a rich chick just trying to...
	Find clout, act like you have a hard line.
	To cover that your dad's trying to kill every black person in the world.
	Oh yeah, dude.
	Yeah, you're cool.
	You remember him and his wife?
	Your dad's so cool that he accepts you.
	We're like, we gotta get it to them first.
	You're like, what?
	Oh my god, it's horrible.
	She's so creepy.
	Well, they're all eugenicists too.
	They're all eugenicists.
	Even his father was a eugenicist.
	Yeah, he was.
	He would help found Margaret Sanger.
	Planned Parenthood.
	He worked With Margaret Sanger.
	And Bill Gates' dad was in charge of the Washington State Federal Reserve.
	What?
	Yeah, I knew that too.
	Right?
	So I have this whole theory that all these billionaires are just LARPs.
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	That they're not really like...
	They're playing a role.
	Because they're all related to somebody.
	Like Jeff Bezos.
	Everyone's like...
	It ain't really his money.
	It's not his money.
	And it's not his technology either.
	He didn't work out of his garage.
	He worked real hard.
	He's such a hard worker!
	His grandpa founded DARPA. What?
	Yeah, Jeff Bezos' grandpa founded DARPA. Grandpa worked in nuclear technology and energy before and they pulled him over to the US government and ran DARPA. Holy shit.
	I knew a lot of shit about DARPA because you know who Frank Zappa was?
	Yeah.
	Okay, well, his wife, Gail, was about my best friend ever in the whole world.
	And her father was a nuclear physicist and, you know, knew all that, what was going on there.
	Frank Zappa's dad was in charge of, like, psyops and, like, running mental games or something like that for the military.
	Wasn't Jim Morrison's dad?
	Jim Morrison's dad, too.
	Jim Morrison's dad was the captain on the boat that basically was involved with the Gulf of Tonkin, which was a giant lie to get us in the war.
	They all use their kids.
	Every shooter's dad's in the CIA or the FBI. 100%.
	They all sacrifice their eldest.
	That's all we have to do for you, dude.
	I just do an allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	But no, keep going.
	This is so good.
	Please.
	I've been waiting for you two to talk for a while.
	No, but they're all in the same club and the money goes into the pot.
	Yeah.
	Hey, you know what they've been saying for seven years too and I'm pissed at this.
	I no longer consider them in the conspiracy theorist club.
	Who?
	The fucking Gisara motherfuckers.
	That's supposed to have happened.
	Oh, you mean with the economy and stuff like that?
	Yeah.
	Not going to happen.
	Wait, what's this one?
	You have to explain.
	The liberating of all the world's gold on behalf of the human population.
	It's not happening.
	So we get out of this fractional reserve banking, which is based on debt.
	Right.
	And it gets out of that.
	Nobody paid taxes.
	It's like this.
	They yanked us every year going, it's going to happen any minute.
	But when did you decide to give up on that?
	But they say now it has to happen when Trump's in.
	Well, okay, he's in and he's never said one thing except for going and yanking the Bitcoin.
	I think he has to play a little ball.
	Bitcoin, they say that shit's going up to a million dollars.
	It almost got to $100,000.
	I don't know.
	I'm still not buying it.
	It's too late.
	It's too late.
	You have to do XRP. Buy little pieces.
	What are you into?
	I haven't done it yet, but XRP is the one I'm looking at.
	XRP? Do you know what they think that's going to be, right?
	No.
	The Fed coin.
	That's probably it.
	I'm buying it tomorrow.
	I don't do crypto.
	It's only $2 right now, which is a lot for the people who got in early.
	I'm on the Fed coin.
	I think so.
	I know Trump already took the Fed and put it in the Treasury.
	Well, here's what they say they're going to do.
	Everyone says I'm crazy, but the word is they're going to take it and buy it back.
	They're going to buy it back at an exorbitant rate to get all the crypto back.
	Okay.
	So it'd be good to be invested in crypto.
	It could be even more money.
	Okay.
	So, I mean, that's what it is.
	You know, I got when it was like 30 cents.
	Oh, you did well.
	It's now 250, but even there might be a time where 250 will look super cheap if it's 50 bucks.
	I just can't do it.
	I'm going to do silver.
	I'm too...
	I'm a gold and silver guy, too.
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	It's a very, very smart thing.
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	I just load up.
	I just load up.
	Yeah.
	Silver is at $30.
	And I found out that hasn't changed since the mid-80s.
	Well, because they're manipulating the market.
	Yeah.
	But I think they think it's going to go to $60, our gold.
	That's because some other shit's come.
	They found some other thing.
	Baby blood.
	That's going to blow it away.
	What do you think is going to be crazier?
	A new precious metal?
	Something they can use in the electric thing.
	I'm not against it.
	We haven't had any good metal discoveries in a while.
	Every two minutes we're getting a new animal.
	And then they find tribes in the middle of like nowhere because they have these drones everywhere and then they're just deep in the forest and stuff like that.
	I hope they leave them alone.
	I do too.
	They always walk in and then they get measles and die.
	Eddie Bravo has a theory that they don't want us going into the water or going into the forest.
	So they make movies about people dying in the water like Jaws and they make movies about rednecks skinning people in the forest because they don't want you going into the forest.
	So they scare you to stay out of there because I believe you get closer to nature that way and then you get to see the really crazy stuff like Bigfoot and all that that you can't see in the big city because of all the electricity.
	Yeah.
	That could very well be.
	Well, you know, the Apaches say they can't astroproject anymore because we have so much energy going on.
	And, you know, Elon Musk puts up that big Starlink.
	Now they can't astroproject.
	But you go in the middle of the city, there's very, very little electricity.
	You go into the forest, there's very little electricity.
	You can see more stuff.
	But you have to be open-minded to seeing it to believe you can see it.
	Because if you don't believe you can see it, then you'll never see it.
	Well, I find that to be very true.
	Are you a cryptid person?
	Do you believe in Bigfoots and stuff like that?
	I just believe in that I might see something I ain't seen before.
	I'm always down with that.
	Yeah, and I have seen stuff I've never seen before.
	Because in Hawaii, I live in the rainforest.
	And I always am seeing something I've never seen before.
	There's a ton of animals we don't know about and things we don't know about.
	And they're beautiful if people would leave them alone.
	I saw stuff at the store, at the comedy store.
	I saw crazy weird stuff.
	Oh yeah, the comedy store.
	We've got to talk about comedy.
	Oh yeah, it's all haunted.
	Okay, I know.
	I know all that.
	So we'll talk about that.
	But first, you said you wanted to be a comic the minute you were born.
	I remember wanting to be a comic the minute I knew I existed.
	Like, in the universe.
	Really?
	I was like, oh, I'm something.
	And then second thought, I was like, I want to make people laugh.
	I didn't even know what the job, there was a job for that.
	I've always, since I was a kid, I was voted class clown in sixth grade.
	I went to high school with the sole purpose of winning class clown.
	I didn't even care if I graduated.
	I just wanted to be class clown.
	And were you?
	Yeah, I got it.
	I got it.
	And then they stopped the award for a couple years.
	Because they're just like, dude, you're trying to get this award.
	We're going to stop it.
	So they stopped it for like three years.
	What was your best class clown thing you did in high school?
	I don't know.
	So here's the thing about me.
	I grew up with a bunch of guys.
	We were the first generation of divorce.
	So all my friends, their parents were divorcing.
	And it really affected them.
	So at some point we stopped fighting with each other and we just started becoming verbally assassins.
	So we would just like go to Pontillo's in Cortland and if you sat in this one part of the seat, you would just get lit up.
	So you just learn to get really fast with each other.
	Fast forward, I move to Vegas.
	I go do stand-up.
	And this heckler comes up and he starts heckling me and I just annihilate this guy because it was just my wheel set and I'm like, oh, this is what I'm supposed to do.
	And I've been great with hecklers ever since.
	What affects you as a child sometimes becomes your strength as an adult.
	Yeah, that's absolutely true.
	Right?
	The things that hurt you when you're a kid make you strong when you're an adult.
	Yeah, if you handle them well.
	Yeah, that's true.
	You can handle them bad.
	Yeah, I have handled that.
	It comes out in weird ways when you're an adult.
	Oh yeah, for sure.
	You can tell when somebody hasn't dealt with their shit.
	Yeah.
	Can't you?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	How do you tell?
	Huh?
	How do you tell?
	You can tell by the way they act and the shit they say.
	Well, how about these politicians who are closeted gay and they're just evil?
	Like, how many closeted gay people were just, like, shady, committing war crimes, and all that stuff?
	Like Obama, right?
	Obama's gay.
	We don't like...
	On the show?
	Wasn't he gay?
	I didn't know he was in the closet.
	You don't think...
	Oh, you always thought he was gay?
	I always thought he was in the closet.
	Well, because he was...
	Bathhouse Barry, they called him.
	Yeah, and good for you.
	Live your best life.
	But you know what?
	Just like...
	There's something about when you're in...
	Because you look at like Lynda B. Johnson.
	He was like that.
	I always say that Bill Clinton is like the Andy Dick of...
	He'll fuck anything.
	Hits a hole.
	A hole's a hole.
	That's what he thinks, right?
	I see him that way, too.
	Yeah.
	I mean, then you go back to, like, JFK was like that.
	Yeah, he was.
	He was bi.
	They all, like, have something on them, dude.
	So it's interesting.
	Well, it's because only one kind of person wants that job.
	Psycho.
	Well, I think it's a sociopath, but they might turn psychopath once they get all that power.
	What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?
	A sociopath is afraid he may get caught, and a psychopath thinks he will never get caught because he's got the law on his side.
	I'm down with that because I was thinking the other day recently that humans are like mammals, right?
	Well, we are mammals.
	We are, but...
	Obviously, I shouldn't have said our like.
	We are mammals.
	But we have a lot of the behaviors of them in that when you watch like National Geographic, right?
	And this herd is kind of going.
	And then these apex predators come and pick one off.
	What does the herd do?
	Just keeps moving.
	Right?
	So like Bill Gates is out there giving everybody bioweapons and everybody just...
	They're almost memory holding it at this point.
	Oh, they are.
	Absolutely.
	And just nobody cares.
	Yeah.
	Well, we do, but...
	It's crazy to me.
	And then if you bring it up, after it's memory hold, you're crazy.
	And they're angry.
	They're like, just let go.
	We've moved on.
	But the people that speak are speaking from a script.
	They're not saying nothing real.
	It's wall-to-wall bullshit.
	You think a lot of it?
	All of it.
	It's like I say it is a unified field of bullshit.
	In terms of people who are speaking out?
	Anybody speaking.
	Anybody speaking?
	Anybody speaking, pretty much.
	Yeah, except for not me.
	Okay.
	So you're the real one?
	I am.
	I respect it.
	I respect it.
	Because I'm 72. And you don't care.
	No, and I've studied and read.
	And I'm not a fucking idiot.
	You know, I'm not.
	And I have intelligence, fact and data on my side so they can kiss my fucking fat fucking ass.
	You know what I mean?
	I don't come out there with my fucking beliefs.
	Hello, I'm not a fucking retard.
	I have my beliefs, but I always set aside my beliefs for fact and data.
	I love it.
	Because I'm fucking intelligent.
	Yeah, I'm with you.
	And so is God.
	Yeah, I'm with you.
	And these people are not speaking for God and I know it and I am not going to be insulted because I know God and they are no God.
	I'm with you on that.
	See what I'm saying?
	Do I do?
	So they can go fuck themselves.
	They should.
	Well, they do.
	Well, good.
	They deserve that.
	Go fuck yourself.
	All they do is fucking chronic masturbate 24 fucking 7. Probably the videos of themselves masturbating.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know a lot of people do.
	Just jerking off of themselves.
	Knuckles up.
	What's knuckles up?
	I don't know.
	It's shady.
	I'm just saying.
	If you're going knuckles up, you're deep into the dark arts, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, the comedy store.
	Okay, so you told me that you're the second person.
	I held the longest record from 1985, that I was the only comic that got...
	Taken from the audition to the main stage in the same night.
	You and I have been connected forever, and I've always been so excited about this little, you know, I'm a little trivia.
	There's two things that I'm involved with that are trivia.
	First one is, like, who is the other podcast episode that was put out in the same day Donald Trump was on Joe Rogan?
	It was me and Trump.
	So we're like Eskimo brothers, right, in some weird way, on October 25th.
	Of this year, both Trump and my podcast episode on JRE dropped, and together we have 50 million views.
	That's fucking great.
	I have 700,000, but together is a pretty big day.
	And then the second trivia thing is, there's only been two people in the history of when Mitzi Shore was running the comic store that she made their first spot ever in the main room.
	Their first regular paid spot, a main room spot.
	It was Roseanne Barr and Sam Tripoli.
	The only two.
	And you got yours in 99?
	I got mine in, yep, 99. So look, you brought the boys in, and that's pretty cool.
	Several years after I held it, oh, I was so proud that I had it.
	But, you know, I'm glad that a boy got it, too.
	Thank you.
	Thanks for letting us in.
	Thank you for that diversity hire there, Missy.
	Thank you.
	It's very interesting because you were from a great era at the store, and then I was part of two eras at the store, which was called the Dead Period.
	What's that?
	The dead period was kind of like after the 90s comedy and everybody had blown up like you and all those dice and all of them had left.
	And it was just kind of like the industry wasn't going there.
	The crowds were super small except for maybe on the weekends.
	But it was like the greatest time ever because Mitzi was there but she wasn't.
	She didn't have a title.
	It was the greatest art ever was because you could go up there and bomb in Dignity.
	You could go take a chance on a set.
	If you bombed, nobody cared.
	She'd put you up again.
	Then when Rogan came back, that's the second area I was part of.
	That was just...
	Probably was very close to when you guys were there and you were selling out two main rooms every night.
	That's what the comedy store was like then.
	And now it's kind of gone back into...
	Every 20 years, the comedy store resets itself.
	Yeah.
	Every 20 years, the old guard has to leave.
	The new guard comes in.
	And yeah, man, it's kind of in a new era right now.
	I remember I used to go down there on Tuesday night because they had...
	I don't remember the name of it, but it was Black Night.
	It was Mo' Betta Mondays.
	No, no, no, excuse me.
	That's the improv.
	Trippin' on Tuesdays?
	Yeah.
	And what I saw there, it was...
	Comedy mix with rap.
	It was so fucking great.
	It was great.
	It was just fucking great.
	That show was going great until somebody got shot on the patio.
	And the funniest story about that is everybody says Tiffany Haddish saved everybody's life.
	Because everyone was partying in the belly room during the roast battle.
	And she would go so long.
	On her judgments that the show went over 30 minutes.
	So nobody was on the patio when that shooting happened.
	So she saved a bunch of lives by running the line every day.
	Right?
	It was crazy.
	Like, I don't know.
	I'm sure a woman's experience at the comedy store is maybe different than a man's.
	Like, when I was there, dude, it was like...
	The best stuff would be like, you'd go on stage, work your act, get after, party, get late.
	It was the best time ever.
	That's not there anymore, and maybe that's good.
	Maybe it's meant to evolve.
	But it was Wild West back in the day, and it was like a private club that if you were able to get in and Mitzi Shore picked you to play there, you could develop and just...
	Yeah, you could talk to other comics all night long.
	And what happened at the store stayed at the store.
	Yeah, right.
	It was like artistic heaven.
	It was.
	And watch everybody in that give you ideas, you know.
	Everybody come up and give you a line.
	They'd watch you, critique you as a real...
	Do you like watching comedy?
	I do.
	I love it.
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	I need to get back to, I haven't done it in a long time, and I feel like it's time to watch some of my peers live.
	Oh yeah, I love that Cam, I can't remember his last name, but that kid.
	Cam from Kill Tony?
	Yeah, I just love him.
	Tony took me, he said, hey watch this kid.
	I like Cam.
	He goes, he is the real shit.
	And you know, And he is, and so I... All those guys are good writers, man.
	Good writers.
	Ari is a really great writer.
	You know, I could tell he really had lived it.
	Yes.
	That was what we talked about.
	So, have you really lived your comedy act?
	That's my problem, is that I can't write stuff that I haven't lived.
	So I have to sit around and wait for something to happen so I can write a joke.
	And for me, my hardest part of my comedy right now, believe it or not, is the opening bit.
	Yeah, the opening is always the hardest.
	That's the hardest for me, to connect with these people.
	Because I just want to go up there and rant and rave about lizard people and fallen angels and all that stuff.
	But I've got to slow roll it.
	My style is kind of, I call it gator roll.
	Where I saw how an alligator eats its prey.
	It starts really at the top and then slowly drags them, drags them down into the dark, dark waters.
	And then you got them laughing at me talking about retards and shit.
	So it's like it starts simple and ends kind of into craziness that I do.
	So my opening, I have to...
	Because I don't have that look where I walk up on stage and you know who I am.
	There's so many comics that are blessed with that.
	But I think you do.
	I do?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Maybe I overthink it.
	You're the crazy uncle.
	Yeah, somebody said that to me yesterday.
	Really?
	You're just a crazy uncle.
	I'm like, I'm in.
	I keep telling my brother to have kids.
	I have kids.
	No, everybody has a crazy uncle like you that knows why everything happens.
	Yes.
	Yeah, I did that at Thanksgiving.
	My friend Scott Toomey, who grew up in upstate New York together, he invited me on.
	The mother of my children had the girls for Thanksgiving, so me and my girlfriend went over there.
	And dude, within two seconds, I'm getting into this Matt Gaetz case.
	Have you watched that?
	No, can we?
	Oh my God, Roseanne, have you seen that?
	No.
	The Matt Gaetz.
	I knew it was something about he was...
	He paid, right?
	No.
	No, but it's crazy!
	I don't know much except for he was going to sex parties or something.
	So it all starts out that there's this guy in Florida who's like the county tax collector.
	I hate that.
	If you're collecting tax, I'm not on your side.
	No, no one is.
	So he's the county tax collector.
	He's got a bunch of corruption around him and he's like...
	So this teacher decides to run against this guy Greenberg, right?
	He runs against him.
	Oh, Greenberg, yeah.
	He's a total criminal, right?
	Right.
	By like thousands of griffs.
	Oh, it's so crazy.
	So he should be blowing this teacher out of the water.
	Right.
	Because he has everything on his side.
	He's not.
	He's like way tighter and Greenberg's freaking out, right?
	So Greenberg starts to like run this like internet campaign to discredit this teacher running.
	Oh, yeah.
	So he starts making up.
	He's like in with media matters.
	Yeah, he makes up fake accounts.
	He gets David Brock on his side.
	So this gets crazy, right?
	Okay.
	So he decides to write letters to the school that this guy that's running against him, I think his name's Braun, I don't know what the guy's name is, but we'll just call him Braun.
	So this guy, he decides to write handwritten letters to the school.
	Ha!
	This guy, Braun, did some stuff to his kids.
	Did stuff to his students.
	Well, as soon as the school gets this, they're like, well, we gotta investigate this.
	They send it to the cops, right?
	The cops do DNA and fingerprint analysis, okay?
	Yeah.
	Dude, turns out it's this guy Greenberg that wrote the letters!
	Oh my god.
	So listen to this!
	It gets crazier!
	He's that fucking stupid!
	It's crazier, Roseanne!
	This is a sociopath, right?
	Or a psychopath?
	Yeah, sociopath.
	It gets crazier.
	Please go on, this is crazy.
	So they go to his house...
	They go to his house.
	They get on his computer.
	They find all these crimes.
	Money laundering, identity theft, prostitution, all this stuff, right?
	So it turns out...
	No, that's a psychopath.
	He's sure he's never going to get caught.
	Yep.
	Right?
	Right, right, right.
	So it turns out he's spending county money on this sugar daddy website.
	$70,000, Steve!
	Using a county card, okay?
	Oh my God.
	And he's a Jew.
	And he's like calling people who say Jews do horrible things anti-Semites.
	I love you.
	You're the best.
	You're the best.
	So listen...
	But you're missing something.
	No, it's still going.
	No, honey.
	Let me tell you.
	LGBTQ plus CAA plus CIA. He's one of them.
	Oh, he's in on it.
	Of course!
	Keep going though.
	Alright, but it gets crazier.
	Oh, it could.
	Okay?
	So, one of the sugar babies, prostitutes he hooks up with, turns out she's 17 years old, right?
	And she's underage in the state of Florida.
	He freaks out.
	Now, this green bird freaks out.
	Now, he's in charge again of the county...
	One of the prostitutes he bought?
	Yeah, he hooked up with.
	Okay.
	Well, his office is also in charge of giving out identifications, government identifications.
	So he makes her a fake ID, an official fake ID, saying she's 18 years old.
	So somehow, Matt Gaetz meets up with Greenberg, and we all know they're all in these parties and stuff like that.
	He ends up hooking up...
	Gates hooks up with this chick.
	Is she 17 at the time?
	But she has an ID that says she's 18. He set up Gates.
	Yeah, but I'm not saying that Gates is like a holy roller walks on.
	Was he married at the time?
	Yes.
	Oh, okay.
	So forget him and his religious act.
	So Greenberg is in trouble with the authorities.
	So what Greenberg's lawyers do, they go to Bill Barr and they go, listen.
	Oh my God!
	It gets crazy.
	Oh my God, the Nixon fixer.
	Yeah, they go to Bill Barr and they go, we have evidence of a sitting politician, either congressman or senator, I forget what he is, Has been paying for sex with minors, right?
	So anyways, Bill Barr runs a private undercover investigation.
	Well, so this is what happens.
	The CIA decides...
	This is how crazy it gets.
	The CIA decides to run a covert operation in Iran.
	They send this guy Livingston or something like that.
	They send him...
	He gets captured.
	They need to get him back.
	So they need to give the Iranian government money, right?
	Like 20-something million dollars.
	Yeah, okay.
	Somehow, I don't know how they make the connection.
	They decide to go to Matt Gaetz's dad, Don Gaetz, and they go, listen, your son's in deep trouble.
	If you give us $25 million to help get this guy back, we'll have Biden pardon your guy.
	So now he's involved in some international spy stuff.
	So Gates' dad goes to the FBI and goes, Hey, we're getting blackmailed right now.
	Can you help us with this?
	The FBI or the CIA is like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll help.
	But then...
	Then they dress up like Trump supporters.
	Probably.
	That's the next thing.
	So then Gates' dad goes, hey, but we need you to put in writing that this investigation is about this blackmail scheme and not trying to find more evidence on my son.
	And they said, no, the next day the New York Times stuff comes out.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh yeah, the New York Times.
	So it's all this blackmail stuff.
	How crazy is that story?
	You're just trying to get laid and next thing you know you're in an international spy ring?
	Blackmail scheme?
	I'm telling you man, your dick gets you in trouble.
	You pay them to leave.
	That's the old saying.
	It didn't work that time.
	Should have just gone on OnlyFans.
	But hold on real quick.
	So when Gates was up to be Attorney General and he dropped out, do you think that had something to do with it?
	I think that was the plan the whole way.
	Why did he drop out before he secured it?
	Because he knew he'd lose his seat if he stepped down.
	Why did he do that?
	And everyone's like, why is he stepping down?
	Yeah.
	When he hasn't been appointed yet.
	He's been...
	He knew the story was coming out.
	Well, that's my theory, but you think...
	Well, he told that whole story on Tucker before that everyone's like, whatever, dude.
	And then it turned out it's totally true.
	It's crazy, but it's weird that he stepped down.
	Yeah.
	Well, they say he wasn't going to get the votes, but I thought maybe it was because he made a payment to this underage girl and he didn't want it getting looked at.
	And now all of these VEMO payments are being put out there.
	But he's so brilliant.
	His...
	His mind for law.
	That's why we like...
	They use sex as a blackmailing scheme.
	That's what they do.
	Yeah, that is what they do.
	And these fucking idiots always fall for it, too.
	100%.
	It's so crazy.
	Men are so stupid.
	I mean...
	They are stupid.
	It's so dumb!
	That's why I say it should only be older women in the government.
	And they should be like, you know, they should come from poor areas.
	Yes.
	And of course they can enrich themselves like Congress does.
	But they should make sure that the wealth they abscond from the taxpayers gets a kickback to their own community instead of just themselves.
	100%.
	Then you wouldn't have to change too much.
	Yeah, I mean, you know, that should be a rule.
	Whatever you get paid by the lobbyists, 30% goes back to the county.
	Right, to your community that put you there.
	I mean, people would be like, okay, you can have lobbies.
	That's a great idea.
	You're owed the kickback, a percentage of your own kickback.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	That's a great idea.
	Yeah, we can still have a whole criminal...
	of our government, which like we have now, we wouldn't have to make a lot of changes.
	Right.
	Brilliant.
	And like I say, our army, we wouldn't have to change a lot of that where we're going all over the world, you know, with millions of bases.
	We'll just make one slight change.
	We'll go after the guilty.
	I would love that.
	Wouldn't that be great?
	That would be great.
	You don't have to change a lot.
	You could keep lobbying if you kick back people in your county money.
	Right.
	Like Nancy Pelosi and her 40-year-old tits.
	Yeah.
	Send like, what's she, $200 million she's made?
	She's the greatest investor.
	She kick that back?
	60 million?
	There wouldn't be any homeless in the streets of the district.
	Well, that's my theory right now about...
	Well, she stole all the money...
	From the housing bubble of their homes.
	Do you know three families have run California for over 100 years?
	Yeah.
	The Pelosi's, the Browns, and the Gettys?
	Yeah.
	And there's one more, and I forget the name of it.
	Chandler.
	Maybe.
	Chandler, yeah.
	Those four have been running.
	You know about Rachel Handler, don't you?
	Yeah, 100%.
	Rachel Chandler, I mean.
	See, that's the whole thing.
	Like, are you a Q person?
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay.
	Are you a Q person?
	Here's what I know about Q. Oh, boy, Jake.
	So there's an old intelligence trick called Operation Trust, right?
	Yeah.
	Which is they want to herd all the most paranoid into this group.
	But the part of Operation Trust that nobody ever talks about is that they have to put out real information.
	Yeah.
	That's how they get you and me.
	Yeah, I know.
	We've talked about that.
	Yeah.
	It's revelation of the method.
	Yeah.
	So when everyone's freaking out about Diddy or Ukraine, we already knew about that.
	Right, we did.
	A long time ago.
	Yeah, we knew it for a long time.
	So we knew all this stuff.
	And they call this crazy.
	With Russian collusion.
	With overthrowing the Ukrainian government.
	100%.
	With Obama and the wiretaps.
	I was on Jimmy Dore.
	Obama and the Arab Spring.
	Dude, Obama and Benghazi?
	Yeah.
	And how they let that guy die?
	And that kicks off everything going in Syria right now?
	Yeah.
	Because J. Christopher...
	It kicks off ISIS, you mean?
	Yeah, ISIL, ISIS. ISIL, he said.
	ISIL, yeah.
	I-S-I-L. He's our fucking leader.
	Yeah, he's a...
	Dude, the most corrupt ever.
	He's a psychopath.
	He's a psychopath.
	She's a psychopath.
	Yeah, she is.
	Like Hillary Clinton's psychopath.
	It's so crazy.
	Everybody hates conspiracy theorists and all that stuff, but you have people in Hollywood doing Hillary Clinton's Apple television show.
	I'm like, you're literally on a show with a woman who caused open-air slave trades in Libya right now.
	She's led to the...
	Who calls Donald Trump a racist?
	It's so crazy to me.
	Whoever they call...
	Who's ever saying somebody's a racist, that means they are invested in child trafficking, slavery, and selling black people in Libya.
	I do that now, too.
	I do that now.
	That's what they're covering up.
	Anybody who goes, give the Ukraine all this money, I'm like, what weird shit do they have you doing on film?
	Of course!
	What weird stuff are you into?
	All the fucking bio labs in the Ukraine.
	100%.
	That's why Putin bombed them.
	Yep.
	100%.
	I mean, like, you can study the history of Russia.
	And with these Babylonian bankers?
	Yeah.
	That's why I talk about these old, old arts.
	These old, old religions.
	There's religions that go way older than the Abrahamic religions.
	Right.
	And they didn't go away.
	They just constantly start to reinvent themselves in different ways.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Well, they say they're new when they're old.
	Right.
	Yes.
	And going back to what you're saying when someone accused somebody of being racist or they're corrupt or whatever, every accusation is a confession.
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	And you just see it over and over.
	Unless you've got facts.
	Like everybody coming out with Kamala Harris and I promote it.
	I'm like, what weird shit do they have you doing on tape?
	And everyone's like, how'd she spend a billion dollars?
	I'll tell you how she spent a billion dollars.
	By filling arenas up.
	And it was a traveling circus.
	Everywhere she went, they would just show up and fill it up.
	She had to pay all those people.
	Well, they were the same people she bailed out of jail.
	And they were the same people that showed up as Antifa.
	Then they showed up as BLM. Then they showed up as the pro-Palestinian fuckers.
	Then they, you know, they're actors.
	I agree with that.
	They're fucking crisis actors, and the Democrats have been paying them for decades.
	Well, you know, it's when you show up and you're protesting at the Macy's Day Fair.
	How does that help anybody?
	If you shut down access to LAX, how does that help anybody?
	It just causes chaos between everybody.
	Well, their job is to create chaos.
	Because, you know, their thing...
	Order out of chaos.
	100%.
	Because they create the chaos and then pretend to bring order to it.
	Yes.
	And I do believe there's higher levels of everything.
	And all these groups are just middle management people.
	Well, they are just middle management people for the tippy-top of the pyramid.
	You're the black nobility?
	Of course.
	Most people don't know who that is.
	Is that the boule?
	You started talking about the black nobility.
	No, that's not the boule.
	The boule are...
	Prince, I can't remember the name.
	The Boulay are basically, so black people aren't allowed to be a part of the Skull and Bones, so they created another group called the Boulay, and the Boulay's whole mission is to protect the table.
	And if you look at LeBron James, he has a giant Boulay tattoo on his chest.
	Really?
	He says Belay?
	It's like a double-headed lion or something like that.
	It's right there on his chest.
	Well, what were you just talking about?
	The black excellency?
	The black nobility are the really, really old Babylonian bankers who basically go even past Rome.
	Wow.
	Before Rome.
	They were involved.
	The people who assassinated Julius Caesar are the same people who assassinated JFK. Yep.
	The same organization.
	These old, old bankers.
	And I personally, this is me speaking, I think they control everything.
	They're not just bankers.
	They control Rome, they control the city of London, and they control Washington, D.C. I think they work out Switzerland, I think Israel, and I think Saudi Arabia are under their control as well, which is to control chaos and control the area.
	I mean, the Saudis, do you know that the first...
	You're leaving out the most important piece of it.
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	What is it?
	Jordan.
	The kingdom of Jordan.
	Oh, really?
	And the king.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Do you know that the first...
	That's who controls the Middle East.
	Oh, really?
	Because the first...
	Do you know that the first king of the House of Sod was a British spy?
	Yeah, I do know that.
	Right?
	And they basically...
	They created that.
	Why do we buy oil?
	The British...
	No.
	The British create royal families.
	Yes.
	That's why they give dukes...
	You know, you get...
	You know, you get the church comes and shows up and then they create, with church and state, they create a royal lineage.
	And they control everything.
	Of course.
	And that's what everything's about.
	Why do we buy oil from Saudi Arabia when we produce more oil than them?
	That way we control Mecca.
	Well, the British do.
	Yeah, well, by we I meant the people who...
	Oh, dude, I read this book that broke down how they basically created the House of Saad, and it's so crazy to me.
	Yeah, I read that.
	It's the British.
	But I think that Trump put the British crown in checkmate.
	I think it's interesting.
	Yeah.
	I mean, obviously it's something.
	He got us out of the...
	How about when the Queen told him to walk ahead of her?
	That was something.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah, because I think he put him in checkmate.
	How about the fact that the Queen admits she's a relative of the Prophet Muhammad and Val the Impaler, who is basically Dracula?
	Yeah.
	Isn't that crazy?
	So when people...
	When David Ike goes, there's lizard people everywhere, I go, dude, these people are all related.
	Yeah.
	Vampires are real.
	Well, the reason they are called lizard people is because if you, in Judaism, there's a part of it, mystical Judaism, that it talks about how the soul works in all animals.
	And, you know, because it's not just humans who have souls, like animals have souls too, although on a muted level, they have life.
	You know, so they have intelligence.
	So they have some soul, some.
	But, like, the animals that crawl on the land are the lizards, and they worship raw power.
	And that's why they will consume their enemy.
	After they kill them, they consume them.
	I would doubt it.
	And that mentality is...
	Inhumans is caused from centuries of inbreeding.
	Yes!
	Right?
	So, they're not like us.
	How you made a king from Babylon on was brother and sister.
	You know, even if you go back to Sumerians, it's like they were basically created to herd us.
	This small group of people.
	Right.
	You know?
	And that's why they're all related.
	They're all in positions of power.
	My favorite thing is that TV show where they're like, hey, celebrity person, come on.
	We're going to tell you your lineage.
	And it always leads to slave owners.
	Yes.
	Every time.
	Every time.
	I don't know why they still go on this show.
	It's like, hey, by the way, super progressive person who hates...
	It's always a...
	It's always a...
	It's so funny because it's always a...
	Kind of a light-skinned black person that we're more shocked at.
	100%.
	Well, duh!
	I mean, Ben Affleck, Larry David, all black women.
	Kamala Harris.
	But, like, black women that came in slavery were raped by their slave owners.
	Yeah.
	So, of course, you're going to have that DNA in there.
	That chick from The View, she's like, oh, I thought I was Latina.
	I'm like, no, dog!
	You're the sense of slave owners.
	You know who's not at the same age?
	Do you know who's not?
	It was Trump.
	The Trump family was not Descendant.
	Did you see that?
	Yeah.
	He was the only one running that wasn't Descendant.
	Did you know Trump's family name is Crist?
	No.
	Spelled like Christ?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	What about that time traveling stuff?
	Have you seen those books?
	Oh, I haven't.
	You haven't seen the books?
	No, I have the book.
	Oh, you do have the book.
	Have you ever time traveled?
	Have I ever time traveled?
	No, but...
	Not that I can think of, but I come from psychics.
	Yeah, you said that.
	My family's psychic.
	Like legit psychic?
	Yeah, like my grandmother was the local psychic.
	Oh, really?
	My cousin, if you give him anything, he can tell you the complete history of it.
	We have a baby that sees dead people.
	I believe that my tinfoil hat podcast has done well because my ability to play out the tape and what's going to happen in the future.
	So that's why...
	Dude, we're about to celebrate on, I think it's December 13th, We're going to be celebrating eight years the podcast is going.
	And for it to still be a top 100 comedy podcast after eight years is really hard to do.
	And I think it's because we've been pretty accurate in our discussion.
	And a lot of it has to do with me just going off of feel.
	So much of my whole thing is like, ah, my soul, my instincts, whatever.
	It's telling me this is what's happening.
	What's your sign?
	I'm a Scorpio.
	That's what I thought.
	That's what she is.
	Scorpios are the best.
	They're very psychic.
	Can be.
	We could also get us in a lot of trouble.
	Yeah, we're also the worst.
	We're the best and the worst.
	Yeah, but you gotta choose.
	I choose light.
	I choose to help others.
	I choose to get the word out.
	But you know what?
	I'm not trying to save anybody.
	People got to save themselves.
	You can put the information out.
	Those who choose to hear it, they can change their life.
	So when I get an email from people going, Hey man, you helped me get sober.
	Hey man, you helped me change my life.
	Those are the best emails ever.
	I love that.
	But I'm done trying to convince people of anything.
	If you can't see it after they shut down the world.
	Yeah.
	If you can't see that, that there's a cabal of power.
	Now you ask yourself, they can print all the money, they can shut down the world so they have all the power.
	It's obviously not about that.
	To me, because they got it.
	Do you think it's about CERN? I think it's about spiritual warfare.
	Yeah, that's what CERN is.
	Oh, well, CERN's interesting, too.
	There's a lot of people that were talking about how they think CERN might be the new Tower of Babel.
	Yeah.
	And that CERN is where they're going to allow the demons come through, through revelation and stuff like that.
	Right.
	Can you tell people, I know what CERN is, but in just case our audience doesn't just...
	Listen, so everyone argues about who runs the world, this country, that country, this country, that country.
	It's all of them.
	Dude, I think it's Switzerland, man.
	Of course it is.
	Why didn't Hitler go into Switzerland?
	Because they bankrolled him.
	We talk about this all the time.
	100%.
	They're always neutral.
	You can't be neutral.
	You can't be neutral.
	Who just says I'm neutral?
	Who just goes, hey, by the way, I'm not in on it.
	Leave me alone.
	We've been talking about this forever.
	Can't bomb me.
	I'm neutral.
	Like you're holding the safe space?
	Well, you're holding all the money.
	Yeah, that's exactly it.
	All the gold, all the art.
	100%.
	Every penny is accounted for.
	Bank of International Settlements.
	Bank of International Settlements.
	CERN, Club of Rome, WEF, Bilderberg Group.
	Who started Switzerland?
	Club of 300. You want to hear a crazy thing?
	Yeah.
	The Committee of 300?
	Do you know who's on that?
	The owner of the Clippers!
	Yeah.
	Steve Ballmer!
	The guy who owns my favorite team is a Committee of the 300. And he seems like a nice guy, but I don't know if you get there if you're a really nice guy.
	What is that, the 300?
	I don't know this.
	You've got to get jumped in.
	There's levels.
	There's levels.
	No, wait.
	You've got to get jumped into the gang.
	Yeah, you've got to rape a baby or something.
	Yeah, I do something shady to get into this committee of 300. Yeah, you do.
	She talks about Switzerland all the time.
	We've been doing this about a year and a half, but obviously she's my mom.
	We've been talking about it much longer.
	Who runs Switzerland?
	We say Switzerland's behind it.
	Who are the Swiss?
	Black Nobility.
	Black Nobility?
	The black nobility are basically the 13 families.
	And they basically co-opted the Vatican.
	And if you study, there's three sovereign territories in the world that pay no taxes to anybody, that follow no laws of any country.
	And that is the Vatican, that is the city of London, and that is Washington, D.C., They keep going, we're going to make Washington State.
	Never going to happen, man.
	It is its own sovereign nation.
	Have you ever looked into Mecca?
	No.
	What, the black cube that they go around?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So black nobility is the tippy top of the tippy spear?
	That's my opinion.
	Now, within the 13 families, there's war.
	Do you think that's the top two?
	I'm just converging your guys' I think it's two and three.
	What's number one?
	Well, I hesitate to say.
	Well, don't if you don't want to.
	Is it in Antarctica?
	I haven't even considered Antarctica, but it must be because Switzerland kind of owns Antarctica.
	Right.
	There's three interesting places that nobody really talks about.
	Switzerland, Greenland, Antarctica.
	And they're like, why aren't you guys talking about those places?
	Why is Trump wanting to take over Greenland?
	What is that about?
	Did you hear him say, oh, we didn't even go off on fucking Biden pardoning his fucking son and all that.
	Yeah, we can get into it.
	Everybody's like of two schools.
	One, people are pissed because he bald-faced lied and that Kareen, what's her face?
	Gene Pierre or whatever.
	Kareen.
	K-J-P. C-A-R-E-E-N. Kareening.
	Yeah.
	Off the edge.
	Yeah.
	She's like, no, he'll never do it.
	They just bald-faced lied.
	He did it.
	They said he's been thinking about it for a really long time.
	Of course!
	It's his kid!
	I mean, like, listen, I think it's ridiculous that they can even do any of this, but, I mean, it's his kid.
	I'm not saying it's right.
	I'd probably do the same thing.
	I think he did it to protect himself.
	But I was just telling your mother that there's this lawyer on Twitter.
	I wish I knew his name so I could give him...
	Have you seen that video?
	Can't Plead the Fifth, that one?
	Yeah.
	I think that's true.
	That's interesting to me.
	Do you know this, Ma?
	I think this is true.
	Yeah, he told me.
	Explain it to the viewers.
	So basically this lawyer...
	I'm sorry I don't know your name, dude.
	I would give you total credit if I could.
	He's saying that this could actually hurt Biden in the long run because if they got Hunter Biden to actually testify, he couldn't plead the fifth because he can't be tried.
	Just so you understand, you can plead the fifth because you don't want to self-incriminate.
	If you have a pardon, there's no fear of self-incrimination.
	You can't get charged.
	That's the theory.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, but Joe Biden can also pardon himself.
	Which is going to happen.
	I'm sure they all do that.
	Then you go, why wouldn't Trump have done that on the way out on the first time?
	I don't think Trump knew that they were going to- He didn't know they were going to come for him.
	He was a fucking idiot.
	He thought, whatever.
	I'm not going to put Hillary in jail.
	This is politics.
	Let's move past- Or he was doing something different.
	Because your cue, so you know, 45 through 47, that the dash means something.
	So that was a, you know, he declared himself a wartime president in 2020. So that means, you know, that means something.
	Continuance of government.
	Yeah.
	And so...
	Continuity.
	Continuity of government.
	You don't think he just was naive?
	No.
	He did what he had to do because he put us all under, like...
	Partial martial law.
	And he let them play out what they were going to play out.
	So, you know, Eddie Bravo always talks about how...
	You know, that it had to get bad for everybody to see it.
	That's what everybody says.
	That's all the cute people.
	That's all the cute people say that.
	And I think how this has played out so far, that has turned out to be true.
	Yeah.
	We had to see how bad the Marxism was getting for people to go, whoa!
	Enough of that.
	Enough of sending money here.
	Enough of illegals.
	Enough of guys in wigs using women's bathrooms.
	I've said this before.
	I think we had to see it to get rid of the Marxists.
	That's just my humble opinion.
	I think so, too.
	He's like, okay, take it, Joe.
	Yeah.
	Show everybody what you're about.
	Yeah.
	What Marxism is about is about you lose your house, you can't pay for nothing, you get lower wages, and inflation goes through the roof, and everybody hates everybody.
	Thanks a lot.
	Okay, now America, you saw it.
	I completely agree.
	And make a choice towards the good, and they did.
	I completely agree.
	That's why I think it's just so great.
	I completely agree.
	I think they had to make it so...
	They had to let everybody see how bad it was getting.
	They had to catch up with their 16-year plan that he interrupted.
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	I completely believe that.
	It was a 24 year plan.
	And you can say whatever you want.
	Here's my opinion.
	This is how I go into every Trump candidate.
	I'm going into this administration.
	I look at like every Las Vegas Raiders season where I go there thinking we're going to win the championship and I won't be surprised if the trains go off the track in week three.
	But I go in with hope because I'm 52 and I've yet to be not be let down By a president.
	So, I go in there with hope.
	I want him to succeed because I feel like he has a chance to go down in history as the greatest to ever do it.
	Yep, he does.
	And that's very hard to do.
	You think about, there's been, what, 47 presidents?
	We had a couple, so 46 presidents, really?
	46 presidents in our history!
	That's a very rare area.
	Yeah.
	So you have a chance to do something really good in a position where like for the first time in a long time, even though the internet has really siloed us up, I feel like more people than ever are coming together.
	I do too.
	I just want to say how disgusted I am at the Democrats that, you know, the nation's hosts, the First Nations of this continent, are living in horrid squalor while they're sending billions to build up Ukraine.
	And they made Dubai, too.
	That money should have gone to the...
	I hope Trump realizes that we owe that too.
	I'm going to stay on that one.
	They voted heavily for Trump.
	It's like 75% of the First Nations.
	As they should be.
	They should.
	I want to see him bring wealth to that country.
	Those peoples.
	Listen, when they were like, FEMA's like, we're out of money.
	You're like, you print money, you can print as much as you want, and you know it.
	It's land grabs.
	They're just trying to steal all this land, and they don't want them back there.
	They do it all the time.
	They did Hawaii.
	Dude, Paradise Fires?
	That's prime real estate for weed growing and for putting in a high-speed rail.
	Now you don't have to buy it.
	Did you see the map?
	It's called Vampire Investment.
	Yeah, 100%.
	Vampire Investors.
	But it's even worse than that because it keeps getting worse until they really...
	And I think they will break because they can't go on being as evil as they are without God just smashing them to hell.
	Well, it's the energy of the universe.
	The energy you put out is the energy you get back.
	If you're constantly putting out negative energy, it can't last forever.
	Well, God's not going to let him make money on killing people.
	I totally agree on that.
	Anymore.
	I just don't think you could do that forever.
	It's so hard to keep anything else.
	Well, they have done it forever.
	They've done it for a while.
	But we didn't have the internet then.
	Yeah.
	And we didn't have Twitter the way it is.
	Some people don't like all the stuff that Elon Musk's doing, but I feel like it has just changed the entire game.
	Yeah, it has.
	Because truth gets through.
	And they all have to come to that.
	If they want to compete...
	They're going to have to open it up.
	And Twitter, to me, reminds me of when YouTube was great.
	And you can go on there and find loose change.
	You can be like, what is that?
	What happened on 9-11?
	It opened your mind.
	It didn't close it.
	And these people on the left don't understand that they are total censors and fascists.
	I think they do understand.
	Well, some of them love being a fascist.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I think that, like, Loose Chains, Zeitgeist, all these things that were coming out when YouTube started, Reddit, like, the truth was getting out there, and they immediately had safety teams come in and start managing the content and censoring, because we were getting the truth.
	They couldn't handle it.
	That's why we get fucking banned on fuck YouTube.
	But no, they totally did that by design.
	It just sucks.
	It's horrible.
	Because that's what made the internet so cool.
	That's what made YouTube so cool.
	And they basically used conspiracy theorists to build up their platform.
	And then once you got somewhere, cut them out.
	Run them to everywhere else.
	And now YouTube is hurting.
	Well, because they built a bunch of other platforms with them.
	Thank God.
	And didn't pay them very well either.
	Is Loose Chain still available on YouTube?
	I don't know if it's still on there.
	That'd be interesting to look at.
	I don't know if it's still on there.
	Did you ever see that documentary?
	Oh, of course.
	I saw it a million times.
	Yeah, I just had Jason Burmey's on my show.
	But yeah, dude.
	I saw that.
	It was good.
	Thank you.
	I love that.
	He's great.
	I love him.
	I think we're living in a great time.
	It's a great time for information.
	And the whole saying is, don't worry about waking up the sheep.
	Wake up the sleeping lions.
	I'm like, screw the sleeping lions.
	Just...
	Work on yourself.
	That's the best way.
	That's all you can do, really.
	Work on yourself.
	Change yourself, you change the world.
	100%.
	Because, you know, sometimes when I get like really like, I'm going to say this and open people's eyes and that, God always comes in my ear and he's like, You need to do it yourself.
	Yes.
	Stop talking about it and just do it yourself.
	Be the example.
	Be the example, you know.
	I just want to do it myself.
	And you have.
	For myself, you know.
	You have.
	I want to live what I know is true.
	I agree with that 100%.
	Because that's a good life.
	Yeah, and I think that's how you affect others.
	You become the example for them how to change their life, and you let them know all things are possible through spiritual growth, connecting with God.
	And that's the whole thing.
	Everything I've ever learned in recovery, which is God...
	It's like pop culture is the exact opposite of that.
	Which is blame everybody for your problems.
	Everyone's out to get you.
	Do drugs.
	Do porn.
	Do all that stuff.
	And it's just low vibrational.
	It's simple versus easy.
	It's like, are you getting close to God?
	Are you getting farther from God?
	If you're getting farther from God...
	You're going to be miserable.
	I'm so sick and tired of these super progressives lecturing me on life when they're all on medications and they're seeing a million therapists.
	Right?
	It's like, dude, I don't want to know your bio.
	I don't want to know your pronouns.
	But they got into a thing where they're like, show me what psych meds you're on.
	That's all I want!
	Their whole thing became so self-righteous with their self-righteous gene or chemical, but they're like, my entire existence is to see who offends me and correct them.
	I love it.
	Well, it's like when you get into these super rich kids, they're always like, words are violence.
	Well, because to them, it is.
	It's the only thing that gets to them.
	When they tweet something stupid and the internet just drops a hammer of the gods on them, that is violence to them.
	They're like, oh my god!
	I think they think the word no is violent.
	100%.
	Because they're like, huh?
	What do you mean, no?
	Do you know who my father is?
	Yeah, I've heard that before from people.
	I go, I know your dad.
	I don't know who the fuck you are.
	And I don't even give a shit.
	Shut your ass.
	It's like crazy to me.
	But you just watch these kids.
	For the first time in their life, they're feeling repercussions of their actions.
	Their hate.
	Yeah.
	I mean, they're nothing but hate.
	And then they're wearing a shirt that says love.
	Yeah.
	It's like fucking...
	Or they're wearing Shea on their shirt, the guy who killed a bunch of gays.
	Yeah.
	Like, you don't even know your history!
	Oh, that's the last thing they know.
	They don't know.
	Nobody knows it.
	Because if they knew it, they'd act in a totally different way.
	And everything, everything has been, like, just corrupting.
	Like, even if you look at, like...
	So much of what's going on with the Catholic Church, right?
	A lot of that is done on purpose to get people to disconnect from God.
	Oh, look at what these priests are doing.
	Oh my God.
	Why would God allow that to happen?
	People don't understand who runs the realm.
	Right.
	They probably infiltrated with pedophiles on purpose.
	100%.
	I've always thought that.
	They did that at Hollywood.
	They do it in religion.
	They do it in politics.
	They're all in the club.
	They're all in the club.
	It's the same fucking club.
	But it's like, hey, you're a creepy pedo.
	Go here and fuck you up.
	They're K-knights.
	100%.
	That's who they are.
	And it just gets really crazy to me.
	It's just like all the most annoying celebrities are all P. Diddy people.
	Always.
	Right?
	It's the Black Magic Club.
	It's so crazy to me!
	You're like, oh, that's why you're where you are!
	J-Lo talking about choosing Kamala.
	That was my favorite meme in the whole election cycle.
	It's like, chick who dated P. Diddy and hid all the shit he was doing for 15 years is telling you Trump's a bad and to trust her fucking opinion.
	Brought a gun that ended up killing somebody to a party.
	On tape.
	Doing weird stuff.
	That's why Ben Affleck left her.
	Everyone thought she left him.
	He's like, I'm out, bro.
	He's back with Jennifer Gardner.
	It said they told him, your wife is on these videos.
	And he freaked out.
	Like, he didn't know that.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He probably didn't freak you.
	He probably said, this is going to ruin my B-movie career.
	Yeah, I'm never going to be able to play Batman again.
	You know?
	Batman.
	But it's like, you get into it, it's like, she doesn't sing her songs.
	Like, she's just known for like, so you'll buy a song from a writer and he'll send you how it should sound.
	She was just taking that and putting that out as a song and just singing on top of it.
	Yeah.
	Like, none of it was authentic.
	No, not at all.
	And it works.
	So what?
	She has a big ass that everyone is in love with.
	Well, I love fat ass Latinas.
	I don't think that was her real ass either.
	I think she was a Kardashian.
	Are you saying that nothing's real?
	Including her fake ass?
	No, because Keenan Ivory Wayans said she looked like that but fatter and her ass was always that's why they hired her.
	Oh, where?
	At the Laugh Factory?
	No, in Living Color.
	She started out as a fly girl.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yep.
	She had a fat ass.
	I'm going to look up her ass back in the day.
	I mean, if I had an ass like that, I would have made something out of my fucking self.
	I always think about that because I have the flattest ass.
	I do too.
	I just have a crack up my back.
	Yeah, I just go back, crack leg.
	But I did get my belly fat injected into my ass so I could have the human shape.
	I would love that.
	I would love that.
	It wasn't very painful.
	But you know what?
	If I came in here with a meaty ass, wouldn't that be weird if I was 52 with a meaty ass?
	Well, you don't want a meaty ass, but you do want some bunnage for when you sit.
	I got nothing.
	Dude, belts are doing heavy lifting on my pants.
	I don't even know how they're hanging on.
	It just doesn't slide down.
	I've always had that peculiarity.
	I never had a curve at all when I stood in the side.
	You have a lot of curves.
	What are you talking about?
	Yeah, but they're not where they're supposed to be.
	They're not where they're supposed to go.
	But there's curves.
	I got bad angles.
	Yeah, bad angles.
	I got a lot of bad angles, dude.
	My brother is genetically superior to me in almost every way.
	He's smarter.
	He's got his more symmetrical face.
	My mom had four kids and three of us has my dad's body, which was as a center football player.
	And my little sister got the perfect figure.
	We were all livid with her her entire life.
	But anyway, that's how it goes.
	Well...
	I think that we've said enough.
	I'll look up press later.
	Because people are going to be freaked out with all the shit we've said.
	Let's go, bro!
	Burn it down!
	Can I say something?
	I always ask people to come back, and I do mean it in general, but you have to fucking become a staple.
	Anytime.
	This is my favorite.
	We want you to come back.
	We had Eddie in here.
	There's so much more.
	I would love to get Eddie here.
	Oh, I would love that.
	And I would just leave.
	The three of you just talk.
	Let's do it.
	Because I know so much more.
	Do you ever get into Flat Earth?
	We have Flat Earth Day long.
	We have that guy on here.
	But I don't know if I... I don't know how I feel about it.
	I think it's a lot more than everybody believes.
	I think it's way more...
	What do you mean by way more?
	I think it's an energy field.
	I think we have this belief that it's this round ball.
	I think it's an energy field, too.
	I think it's an energy field, which gives the illusion of a round ball, but in reality, it's just an energy field.
	Okay.
	No, I think it's material.
	I think it's all energy waves.
	And it gets denser as it gets farther.
	It's all energy.
	Well, it's all atoms.
	I forget what it's called, but it's like the center's here and then you've got two waves here.
	Oh yeah, he talked about that.
	That's what I believe.
	I believe there's way more Earth they don't tell us about.
	I'm totally into that.
	That's what I was thinking about the Nephilim and the Anunnaki's.
	Maybe they come from there.
	I'm in.
	Wasn't Hitler obsessed with giants and shit?
	Dude, Hitler was deep into the occult.
	Nobody talks about that.
	No, he was.
	Deep into the occult.
	Because it was the Swiss thing.
	He was probably black nobility.
	Yeah, that's the central.
	Well, you know, they talk about how nobody can tell you who Hitler's grandfather is.
	They'll tell you who his stepfather is, but they'll never tell you who his biological grandfather is.
	Well, they do, but everybody freaks out.
	Is this Barry Sotero?
	No.
	It's a Rothschild.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I've heard this.
	Okay.
	Are they black nobility?
	And so they say his grandfather was a Rothschild and so was his father.
	No, the Rothschilds are the accountants for the black nobility.
	If you know who they are, they're not running shit.
	It's like these very old banker families.
	The reason they call them the black nobility is because basically the Pope at one point had locked himself in to the Vatican for like 60 years because he knew that these guys were coming for him.
	And then they basically corrupted it.
	They corrupted that.
	They corrupted the British royalty.
	They got their blood into it.
	I'll tell you who they are when we're off air.
	Ooh, I like it.
	You can't do it on air?
	I don't want to get into it.
	No.
	It would be so good for the podcast.
	Okay.
	So good for the podcast.
	Can you give me a hint?
	Cliffhanger!
	Can you give me a hint?
	Or audience a hint?
	Well, I happen to have their hat right over there.
	I don't know what the...
	Oh.
	Oh, really?
	Mm-hmm.
	Well, we'll do it off air.
	Well, I can cut this out.
	They're all the same.
	I think they're all the same.
	I do too.
	Listen, here's my opinion.
	There's a bunch of middle management people that do different things.
	Okay, I will say who they are.
	They are the Sufi Muslims.
	Interesting.
	Well, you know, well, that gets into...
	Sufi.
	If you study the Kazarians, the Kazarians, when you go back...
	Those are the Turks.
	They go back, they're Turkish.
	So there's a guy I had on my pocket, I can't remember his name right now, but he basically said the Persians.
	Who are the Turks?
	Who are the Turks?
	Well, they're much like the Persians.
	He thinks the Persians run everything at the highest level.
	I personally think it's above...
	The Sufi Muslims are the Persians.
	Okay.
	Now or throughout history?
	Always.
	Always.
	Babylon?
	Dude, I think it's Babylonians, Zoyerasterism, above all these, whether it's Zionists, Freemasonry...
	Well, that's Jews.
	Well...
	Well, Zionists are Jews, but there's a lot of...
	Yeah, but there's different levels to that stuff.
	There's other religions that are Zionists that aren't...
	Yeah, I mean, dude, you can have...
	Not all Jews are Zionists, not all Zionists are Jews.
	Yes, they are.
	98% of all Jews are Zionists.
	The first Zionist was God in the Bible.
	Okay, I'm fine with that.
	Okay, but...
	We're talking about being aligned with Switzerland.
	That's what I'm saying.
	That's what I'm saying, too, and I always talk about it.
	But yet, there are Jews who are not aligned with Switzerland, and those are a different kind of Jewish person that those aligned with Switzerland really want to get rid of and have always wanted to get rid of.
	And are ground zero in that war.
	So I always talk about that.
	And that's in the Bible, too.
	Well, yeah.
	No, we do.
	I just want to say one thing to your point earlier when you were talking about the Black Nobility.
	Like, if you knew their name, you...
	They're just in middle management.
	We always say this on the podcast because everyone always is like, the Jews run everything, which is true.
	The Jews run a lot, but no one ever talks about the Muslim Brotherhood.
	No, here's how you have to say it.
	The Jews, here's how the system goes.
	The Jews work for people who do not work.
	That's what it is.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Yeah.
	That's why I always want to say to people, here's what it's called.
	No, we're not saying that.
	We're saying this.
	This is the word.
	When the children of Israel were leaving Egypt, God told Moses, don't take out Those Jews who are intermarried with Pharaoh that are his courtiers because they like slavery.
	They're not the same as you and they can't change.
	And Moses said to God, why are you saying that some Jews can't change when you say yourself, you know, when you say everyone can change if they come before you with, you know, Humility and ask for your forgiveness.
	They can change.
	Why are you...
	You're contradicting yourself.
	It's in there.
	And so God goes F-A-F-O to Moses.
	And they're called the Arab Rav.
	The mixed multitude.
	Those who practice Babylonian magic.
	They're called the Arab Rav.
	And Torah says that they and they alone...
	They delayed the redemption of the Jewish people, not any non-Jew.
	And it also says that in this day, at the beginning of the age of Aquarius, they will be removed from power and replaced with the right kind of person.
	Someone with a...
	Respect.
	Someone with a soul who...
	Who wants to do the right thing?
	Who doesn't want to enrich the snake?
	We're all in agreement.
	We're all in agreement!
	That's why I want to say this, because you've got to say Arab Rav.
	And I'll send you stuff from Torah that says, who are the modern Arab Rav?
	And it spells it out.
	Zoros.
	Well, he's...
	I always call him one of them.
	Who?
	George Soros.
	The bad Jews.
	George Soros.
	Oh, yeah.
	But he's already threatened to sue me, so I'm not...
	Really?
	Yeah.
	God, yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	That's so crazy.
	Right when she was getting canceled, like a week ago.
	When I was canceled, he...
	That was that...
	When they were coming after me and telling me they were going to sue me for $30 million if I didn't sign away my rights that day.
	To the show.
	Yeah.
	And did you?
	I had to.
	Oh my god.
	Because they told me it was only for one season.
	And then they did six and stole it.
	And then they did six.
	That's unbelievable.
	And they lied to me when I was in the middle of a nervous breakdown because they didn't understand my tweet and wouldn't let me explain it.
	But then the coup de gras of that whole thing is I get a letter.
	George Soros is going to sue you for saying something negative about him.
	He turned over the Nazi.
	You sent a tweet to Chelsea Clinton.
	But yeah, check this out.
	I contacted a lawyer about this.
	And then Chelsea Clinton tweeted me back.
	That's unbelievable!
	Chelsea Clinton tweeted me back about something.
	It was Soros.
	Chastising me for saying Soros.
	So he went after her.
	You know, not a good Jew.
	Because he was a slave at the time.
	By the way, Bill's not her dad.
	I know, it's Webster Hubley.
	Yeah, have you seen that?
	Yeah.
	Same exact face.
	She'll sue us now.
	No, don't sue us, allegedly!
	She always moves that upside down cross, did you know that?
	They're all into the dark.
	That's why I go into, it's like, you could say these people run this, but when you study their symbolism, and they always put it out there, it goes to darker stuff.
	I think they use the Abrahamic religions to walk amongst us.
	Oh, I'm Muslim.
	I'm Jewish.
	I'm Christian.
	But in reality, behind closed doors, they're dark arts people.
	And that's what they really worship.
	And they have to put out those symbols so the other people know, hey, I'm in this club.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but you know, a lot of people just wear the symbols because it looks cute.
	Some do, yeah.
	You know, some people do.
	Like, I've worn some stuff, and then they're like, you're a Illuminati.
	Well, no, I'm not.
	I just wore that because I thought it was cute.
	Yeah, it's checkered rug.
	The worst thing, yeah.
	Yeah, because I have a checkered rug, they were saying.
	That's so crazy, right?
	I'm like, not everything is everything.
	I don't encourage people to get...
	Too into symbology.
	Too hyped over it.
	Well, it depends on who you are, right?
	But stuff like the Washington Monument being a big-ass penis, an obelisk, go for that, that's for sure.
	100%.
	The Statue of Liberty being Lucifer, that's for fucking sure.
	Yeah.
	It's a drag queen.
	Statue of Liberty is a dude in a dress, dressed like a chick.
	It's right there.
	Look at those wrists.
	Those are man wrists.
	Yeah.
	I thought it was Lucifer the Light Bearer.
	Some people think it's Mithras.
	Who's that?
	Mithras is this old Zoyer asterism god, which is kind of connected to their version of Lucifer, which is a totally different name.
	Oh.
	Well, you know, whatever.
	I... I don't like that Washington, D.C. is laid out like a pentagram.
	I'm with you.
	Well, how about CAAs?
	When you go above, it's the all-seeing eye.
	Langley?
	Or CAA? No, CAA. And when you look at above, it's the all-seeing eye.
	I didn't fucking know that, but not surprised.
	Yeah, 100%.
	And they were allegedly behind the whole Me Too movement, even sacrificing their own clients.
	It said P. Diddy paid for it, the Me Too movement, and Jay-Z. Because, you know, they needed...
	They always invent news to cover the real news, what's going on.
	They gotta put something on TV. Well, again, this gets in the depopulation, too.
	You make men and women fight, we have less babies.
	Well, tell everybody, go get an abortion, there'll be less babies.
	Or change their gender and cut off their dicks.
	You can't have a baby.
	Everything's depopulation.
	That's why Bill Gates has all the money.
	They can shut down the world.
	They can print money.
	It's not about that.
	Bill Gates looks at it and goes, I feel so sorry that there are all these poor African nations in poverty, so I'm going to just wipe them out so I don't have to think about it anymore.
	100%.
	Eugenics.
	I mean...
	Oh my God, they're so horrible.
	They are, though.
	It is so great that there is God and he's not going to let him get away with it no more.
	I agree, man.
	This is the year, too.
	You know, Hanukkah's coming and that's a...
	Happy Hanukkah.
	...time of...
	And it falls on Christmas this year, which is great.
	Let's go.
	And so it's like, wow, a lot of lights are going to be going on in people's souls on that day, boy.
	It's going to be interesting.
	2025 to 2030 is going to be super interesting.
	Super cool.
	It's so exhausting.
	It's like, can we just chill?
	Just give us a little time to just chill.
	I think we're all chilling a little.
	Trump says we're going to have parties for the whole first year.
	The World Fair.
	Let's go.
	But no Moloch in them.
	No Molochs.
	No Molochian symbols, please.
	I'm in, dude.
	Sam, I just checked.
	There's still not an alien invasion.
	There's no alien invasion.
	No alien invasion.
	Ah.
	Today was supposed to be the big day.
	You know what, though?
	In mystical Judaism, Tuesday night is the most vulnerable night for souls.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	So let's keep on praying through Tuesday night that none of these fucking aliens show up here.
	Do you think they're aliens or do you think they're demons?
	I think they're projections by the demonic state.
	I don't think they're real.
	Listen, if any of these aliens land, this is what they'll say.
	And if this don't happen, you know it's bullshit.
	When they say, take us to Roseanne Barr's house, that's how we'll know they're real aliens, okay?
	Alright.
	I'll rush here.
	Back up.
	I'll be outside in case you need to back out.
	All right.
	Well, thank you.
	I love you.
	This has been an honor.
	I've been such a big fan for so long.
	You've been, from afar, you're a big part of my life.
	Oh, nice.
	And you know that whole thing with the main room.
	So it's been a blessing to sit down with you and chop it up and talk about everything.
	Nothing was off limits.
	So you're a real one and I appreciate that.
	So thank you.
	You're a real one too.
	Real, recognize, real.
	Real, recognize, is real.
	And come back, please.
	Hey, I'm just a phone call away.
	And I'm here.
	If I'm available, I'm available.
	I'll come here right there.
	I'll come on yours, too.
	Oh, I would love it.
	I'll really get dirty on yours.
	Let's go.
	Let you bear the fucking wave.
	Let's go.
	I'm in.
	Where do you do the tinfoil hat podcast?
	We do it in Hollywood.
	I want you to just know I'm doing a comic book.
	It's called The Chaos Twins.
	It's based on my daughters.
	And it teaches, it's a fun book that teaches kids about the conspiracy of how the world really works.
	Oh my god, am I gonna love to get that.
	I'll get you an issue.
	We got the second one about to come out.
	If you go to chaostwins.com, you'll be able to get your second issue.
	Can you read that to yourself?
	Your grandkids?
	Yeah, that's the goal.
	Oh, how great!
	It's done in a way that you're not...
	I told the guys, I don't want any Easter eggs where an adult would be like, oh, that's inappropriate.
	Nothing.
	I want this to be straight for kids to be able to...
	That's so great.
	That's my whole thing.
	I'd love to write a kid's book like that.
	I can't wait to read it.
	Yeah, I'll get you a copy.
	Oh, excellent.
	I love you guys.
	Thank you for having me on.
	Love you too.
	For you see...

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