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The Return of Primetime Alex Stein | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #63

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	Greetings Earthlings, and humans, and others, clones, and doubles, and what have you, actors, actresses, fakes, phonies, Democrats, Republicans, Marxists, Socialists, Crazies, what have you.
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	Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.
	I prefer only to interview genius, geniuses.
	And, uh, cause they're the only people who are not boring and just sitting around parroting a Strain of a virus, you know, injected into them by the owners of the world, but they actually think and, uh, you know, I pretty much think I've interviewed all of them.
	So I thought, well, let's have them on again.
	Uh, this is my, one of my, uh, this is the first repeat genius who's been on the show.
	We're so excited.
	We love you so much.
	I'm going to get down to the nitty gritty of who is the real, who's behind Pimp on a Blimp?
	Alex Stein.
	Hello there.
	Wow.
	Roseanne, that introduction, also being the only repeat guest so far, I feel so honored.
	And I'm not just saying that, I really do.
	Well, thank you.
	You are honored.
	It's definitely an honor for you.
	Who is the real Alex Stein?
	You know, that's actually a pretty hard question to answer because I feel like Like how the... No, who's the real pimp on a blimp?
	I don't give a fuck about Alex Stein!
	I'm the pimp on a blimp!
	I was just gonna say, it's like how the caterpillar turns into the butterfly, right?
	I feel like I'm always in that changing process.
	But Alex Stein, that guy's always changing, but the pimp on a blimp is primetime playa, number one, Ryan Saya.
	I mean, you can't stop his shine.
	He's always on the grind.
	And I think we all need to have an alter ego.
	You love alter egos.
	I do.
	I love him.
	He's relentless and fearless.
	And the catchphrases.
	People love catchphrases.
	Have you noticed that?
	Why is that?
	Get her done?
	I'm just saying people love a catchphrase.
	When it hits.
	It hits!
	Oh, it just sticks around.
	It does.
	Like my domestic goddess thing, that still hits.
	Yeah, people love it.
	And suck my cock, which was your first one.
	Yeah, that was my big claim to fame there.
	Yeah, well.
	I should, you know, we were talking about I should do my own Was it Budweiser commercial?
	Yeah, Bud Light!
	You gotta do the transgender version.
	And I was gonna say that... Oh, now I forgot.
	What was the joke you took note of?
	It was gonna be something like...
	They always told me, I was going to slam down a couple Bud Lights and go, you know, they always told me, hey, Roseanne, you're not very feminine.
	Suck my dick!
	That should be what I do for Budweiser to bring him back.
	Bud Light.
	No, but you need to do it because Dylan Mulvaney is a guy wearing, you know, woman face.
	So you need to be a female doing male face.
	I know because I was the first female artist to, well, Lucy did portray Charlie Chaplin, but Remember in my third episode, I was in drag and went in the male bathroom on the Roseanne show.
	See, you even addressed the whole bathroom situation, which is where we're at now today.
	It's like one of the biggest political issues is can men in a dress go pee in the women's restroom?
	But isn't it funny though?
	I just remember that back from the days when the lesbians would go in the men's bathroom and jack them off into a turkey baster and take home and Get their girlfriend pregnant.
	That's true.
	I know, that's what I heard.
	Is that how they would steal guys' semen?
	Or they would sleep with them?
	Well, they wouldn't steal it.
	They'd ask them, hey, buddy.
	You need a buck?
	No, someone got the best.
	Like somebody in my family, I won't mention who, my lesbian sister, but she and her partner went to a genius Have you heard at the sperm bank, if you have unvaccinated semen, your semen's worth like 10 times the amount?
	Oh yeah, I knew this shit would come in handy.
	Yeah, so they said the unvaccinated sperm is more expensive than the vaccinated sperm.
	But I wouldn't let my sons do that because I don't want to think, I don't know what's going on with my grandkids with some hole raised in their ass or something.
	Who'd your sister pick though?
	They had to have a catalog.
	They did.
	They had like Harvard, Yale, Princeton.
	No, well they went to the Middle East because we wanted to get our people's sperms.
	Whoa, that's really deep.
	Okay, so they went to a Middle Eastern place.
	Yeah.
	Did they have like a book?
	Yeah.
	That you got to choose?
	Was this the highest IQ in the Middle East?
	Yeah, a genius from, I won't say which Arab-run heist.
	So you're telling me they got the smartest Arab guy they could.
	Well, Jewish.
	Jewish, yeah.
	Jewish, you know, Middle Eastern Jewish.
	They didn't go there looking for Leibowitz.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, but how did they pick which one?
	They picked a Sephardic Jew.
	Was it like a sperm bank?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	But it was also a genius sperm bank.
	They kept the IQ of the... Oh, that's pretty cool.
	And then how did they pick which... Now they think that same guy may have fathered like 171.
	Probably so.
	You always hear that, where there's a guy that has 200 babies, or there's a doctor.
	At the fertility clinic that would just use his own semen for it all, and he got arrested.
	I remember that.
	Yeah, he had like 250 babies.
	God, and they probably all married each other.
	That actually happened.
	That's one of the things is two of the, like a guy and a girl connected and they found out they had the same DNA.
	I hope they got sterilized.
	I mean vaccinated.
	I don't know.
	Same thing.
	That's why I got demonetized for that joke.
	YouTube, they're nothing but commies, right?
	Well, they're the worst, but we want to say that the vaccine is so safe and effective.
	Thank you, YouTube.
	We love it.
	Dr. Fauci, if you say that, that sometimes covers you.
	Even though there's no long-term testing.
	You mean Mr. Science that had What is the foundation of science, I ask you, Alex?
	It's use of a control group.
	Exactly right.
	Which Fauci never did.
	So what kind of science is he talking about?
	That black magic Babylonian science shit?
	Well, I think we were the control group, right?
	That's right.
	That was the science experiment.
	That's right!
	Oh my God, you just put it brilliantly.
	Brilliantly.
	But he just got out of the hospital from having West Nile virus.
	Dr. Fauci did.
	Oh, really?
	No, no, I didn't know that.
	He was in the hospital for eight days.
	They didn't say anything.
	Really?
	Oh, man.
	West Nile?
	West Nile.
	I wish I knew that.
	I would have prayed for him to die.
	Yeah, pray for him to not make it.
	Oh, don't say that.
	You can't wish that on people.
	I know, I don't want anybody to die.
	I don't, I don't.
	Oh no, that's up to the Lord.
	Yeah, I don't wish that.
	So you have to say, dear God, kill Fauci, thank you.
	That's how you have to say that.
	Well, he made it, but he, I don't know, Dr. Fauci.
	It's just weird.
	That's one thing.
	Listen, I love Donald Trump, voting for Donald Trump.
	Why did Donald Trump trust Dr. Fauci, do you think?
	Because, like, this is what me and Bobby Kennedy Jr.
	was talking about, and I says, He goes, why did he hire this guy and Bolton and this guy?
	And I go, I don't think he was hip to their malevolence.
	Who would be?
	He goes, yeah, maybe so.
	And I go, but I think he might be now.
	Yeah, he is now.
	He better be.
	That's what Bobby said too.
	Yeah, he might be now.
	Well, and this is the thing, and I'd like to get your opinion.
	You know, we have the illusion that the president has so much power, but you know the CIA has to sit him down.
	Not if you keep him in a bubble, protected as they say 24-7.
	Well, it's like the Bill Hicks joke where he talks about how as soon as you get elected a president, you know, you go into him and they show you the JFK.
	I feel like that's kind of true.
	No, he says they show you the...
	The Zapruder, the other Zapruder that no one saw.
	Yeah, from a different angle.
	And they go, any questions?
	Yeah, follow the line or this will be you.
	And I feel like that's true.
	I think so, too.
	They're all playing a role.
	Like, he's a great leader.
	I would never count him out.
	I mean, he's a champion, but also he is going to protect himself if the CIA, if he's worried about being killed.
	But then he gets almost assassinated and that is the CIA.
	That's the FBI.
	I mean, it's just such BS.
	You're telling me the one angle towards the president that a gun could shoot him at is not covered by Secret Service?
	It's outside the security perimeter.
	It's like a Pac-Man circle.
	It makes no sense.
	The guy's walking around with no guns and then all of a sudden he has a viewfinder, you know, huge gun.
	None of it makes sense.
	Well, he had no social media presence.
	It makes total sense.
	That's what people always say.
	That's why I feel like they've called me crazy my whole life because I can't lie because I forget what I said.
	But since I had a car accident and it tore up part of my brain, I can't remember what, I can't lie.
	I can only, I have total recall, so I have to say what I saw, because it's imprinted.
	It makes perfect sense, what you're saying about Thomas Crookes.
	Yeah, I mean, if you look at what happened, like a scientist, you just examine evidence, and then you make a graph, and then you go, okay, here's the trajectory of that bullet and where it hit.
	Here's the trajectory of the bullet that killed that firefighter.
	I never can say his name right.
	Also, he had offshore accounts.
	He had no social media presence.
	Talk about Thomas Crooks had offshore accounts.
	Yeah, he had no social media and then he's wearing a demolition ranch shirt and that he had registered Republicans in a Black Rock commercial.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What are the chances he's in a Black Rock?
	I saw a video of him right after it happened because I'm on it.
	You know, I'm crazy on the internet, you know, cause I have no life.
	No, you're great on the internet.
	I fucking am, except for don't ask me how to send a file or any of that shit, or how to open a file.
	But anyway, so it was a video of him.
	Somebody sent me and he was saying, yeah, you're all looking for me, but I'm not the guy you Yeah, that wasn't him.
	That was another guy.
	Oh, it was?
	I told you, yeah.
	But here's the thing.
	But he's a Patsy.
	We know he's a Patsy.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Makes perfect sense.
	Well, that's what I thought he was saying.
	Yeah.
	So maybe that other guy who was being him knew... I mean, he's another fucking... I think that other guy was just cloud chasing.
	He's the Patsy starring Jerry Lewis.
	But Trump was just... Did you ever watch that Jerry Lewis movie, The Patsy?
	They were supposed to kill Trump that day, 100%.
	Yeah, I've never seen The Patsy, but I love Jerry Lewis.
	I mean, he was great.
	You kind of remind me of him in your questionings on the streets.
	I have to say, I see a bit of the old Jerry Lewis in there.
	Wow, what an honor.
	I do, because I really love Jerry Lewis.
	He was so funny.
	And then, what is that?
	Was it a Jerry Lewis movie?
	What's the movie that's about to be released?
	Here Comes the Clowns.
	You know the movie I'm talking about?
	His Holocaust movie?
	Yeah, his Holocaust movie.
	Are they going to release it?
	Well, he donated it to a museum, and it's not fully edited, but the majority of the movie is supposed to come out in 2024, and it was about a clown during the Holocaust.
	Yeah, I know about it.
	And the movie never came out, but the clown was supposed to trick the kids.
	He got arrested and was in the concentration camps, but he wasn't Jewish.
	And so he was an actual clown.
	So in the movie, he tries to trick the kids.
	He didn't really want to do it, but he tries to trick the kids into going into the gas chambers.
	Sounds hilarious.
	It sounds hilarious.
	I know.
	Jerry could do it.
	He's like, Come on this way!
	And the reason why it's called The Day the Clown Cried is because once Jerry Lewis gets the kids in there, he shows you this clown, he starts crying because he realizes what he did.
	Hey, it's already been done with that Italian dude.
	Which one?
	You know, he won an Academy Award for it.
	Roberto Benigni.
	Oh, yeah.
	Great movie.
	Too bad he stole from Jerry before Jerry put it out.
	Yeah, he did.
	That was actually basically the same plot.
	Yeah.
	God, he was great in that movie.
	Life is Beautiful.
	One of my favorite movies next to Planet of the Apes.
	Kind of the very same movie if you think about it.
	Both about fascism and cataloging humans.
	They're the same movie in a different way.
	All about communism, fascism, you know, taking over humans.
	Were you happy that the latest Planet of the Apes movie has done so bad?
	I boycott it.
	And girl caught it, both.
	But I wanted to write the final chapter, because I was such a fan of that movie.
	And, you know, Dr. Zira, which was the irony of ironies, because she was like the only ruling class person, or I mean ape, whatever, hybrid.
	She was the only thing in the power structure that said, if humans can speak, we should listen.
	And she upset all science.
	She was like a force for good, you know, all through it, because she was a mother.
	So that's proof that I would never equate Valerie Jarrett to anything good.
	Right?
	And Valerie Jarrett looks identical to the character.
	Doppelganger!
	Separated at birth!
	Twins!
	Identical!
	To a T!
	And that's just, we don't have to go back into that.
	You got canceled for that, but she loves you.
	You know who else looks like, I told Jake this when Jake goes, mom, don't say you're already in trouble for saying this about women of color saying they look like animals, but everybody looks like an animal.
	Okay.
	Then only white people evolve from apes.
	Okay.
	I'll say only white people evolve from apes.
	But Kamala looks like A camel.
	She does.
	She looks like Joe Camel.
	Remember Joe Camel that they was trying to brainwash all the kids to be sexy?
	And then they uncovered that Joe Camel, his face was nothing but his nose was a penis and his chin was balls.
	And they, they said, this is, um, And this was a vagina with a cigarette with a penis going in a vagina.
	Yeah, remember?
	Yeah, if you look at it, it looks exactly like a penis and balls.
	Subliminal advertising.
	They got busted.
	Use whatever it is.
	Subliminal advertising.
	Subliminal advertising to get kids to want to smoke camels.
	And I says, that's proof even more that it looks like Kamala.
	Dick and balls right in her mouth.
	Are you shitting me?
	It looks exactly like Kamala.
	That's exactly right.
	Right?
	Brand for her, Willie Brown.
	Well, what's also weird is that cigarettes supposedly cause impotency.
	And if you look at it, it is a limp penis.
	It's limp as shit.
	It's like they're telling you, if you smoke this, you're going to have a limp wiener.
	Oh, maybe that's what they were saying.
	Cause you know, those people are going for depopulation, cutting off boys' dicks, turning them into eunuchs, turning girls into, you know, you know why they want girls to cut off their breasts?
	It just occurred to me.
	Why?
	So they'll make better bus boys.
	Well, no, but you are right that this is a dehumanist agenda.
	It's a class war.
	They don't want people to procreate, so that's why they want to get kids on these hormones.
	But what's sad is you saw in the boxing, they had Amin Khalif and this Lin Yuting who both had XY chromosomes, male chromosomes, but they won the Olympic gold.
	Yeah.
	Because they say that they're women, but they're born intersex.
	So there are some people that are born intersex that have weird genitals.
	That's not the same thing.
	But they didn't check her genitals.
	They never checked, yeah, their genitals.
	But they have the XY chromosome, so it would tell you that that's a guy.
	Yeah.
	But my point is that it's sad that there is... It's like, call the X factor for a reason.
	Why?
	Because the X factor is female.
	That's what this whole fuckin' age is about.
	Fuck the Y. Why?
	Why not?
	That makes sense.
	You know, this is the age of the female rising.
	You're talking biological female or the man dresses a woman?
	Yeah, because men want to be with what's cool and sexy and smart.
	And they want to, you know, be as they always were.
	In all goddess culture was always like the gay men that pretended they were women, the drag queens and stuff that were just on the fringes of the culture.
	But they were, you know, just with other men.
	Only a few of them were allowed in where the women were, but they think they got the right to tell the women.
	Oh, no, no, that isn't how woman rule works.
	So see, you're not on the woman's side.
	You're on the man's side.
	Come in here.
	Just want to sniff my Underpants when I'm in Walmart taking a big greasy shit.
	I think this is a good time for an ad, right?
	Yeah Hey, let's do that TWC mom ready the wellness company.
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	That's the one that sends your medical kits Great But hold on, I'm going to cue you.
	So, I don't know if you know this, Alex.
	What?
	Monkeypox is having big breakouts.
	Resurgence right now, yeah.
	And it is an election year.
	So, T.W.C., I don't know if you know this company, but they're great.
	Dr. McCullough.
	Oh, yes.
	Very familiar with the Wellness Movement.
	So, basically, they give you this emergency kit.
	Why do they call it Monkeypox?
	It's just what it's called.
	But it's it's usually seems racist.
	Well, it's actually a disease that's more communicable, communicable to anal sex.
	Yeah, that's where AIDS come from was fucking the monkeys and dogs.
	There's a dog with two gay dads that had it around his butthole.
	That's another story.
	Monkey Bugs is like diet AIDS in a way.
	It is, but anyway, what I'm saying is, you buy these medical emergency kits and you keep it on hand.
	Mom will tell you the drugs it's got.
	It's got ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, or however you say it.
	Anyway, you buy it, you keep it, you store it, and if shit happens, because monkeypox is probably going to happen, it's an election year, they're going to do it again, you've got to have your medicines on hand.
	So, Mom, tell the people.
	Okay, I will tell the people, but I just have to say, how wrong is it that they are just thinking they can get away with amylation One plague after another on the voters.
	Because they get away with it.
	And thinking the voters are going to continue to vote for them.
	What?
	I think they wanted the plague to be much worse.
	They just, you know, they want monkeypox to be worse.
	It's just, they can't figure out how to make it.
	They want mail-in ballots.
	That's what they want.
	Yeah, but they ain't gonna get them.
	Tell the people where to go and then we'll get back to you.
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	So greasy shit at Walmart we were at?
	Yeah.
	Well, Dr. McCullough is a great guy.
	He's going to come on.
	I'm very excited.
	Dr. McCullough is a great guy.
	That's his company.
	He's a good guy.
	American hero, as far as I'm concerned.
	They're going to find out ivermectin cures everything.
	It does!
	They say it helps with cancer.
	It won the Nobel Peace Prize for medicine.
	Nigeria had a lower COVID mortality rate than the United States of America, and there they have to have, they take it, you know, as a standard operating procedure.
	Control group, right?
	Yeah, like, exactly right.
	That was the control group, or whatever the control group, however you want to choose it.
	But that, this was, the vaccine rollout that they just had was a complete experiment, and that's why I think a lot of people got the vaccine and are totally fine, because they got a placebo.
	And they have these certain batch numbers.
	Certain people got certain ones in certain areas.
	I know that sounds kind of vague.
	No, it's true.
	It's true.
	And red states had a higher... Whatever, yeah, exactly right.
	No, it's true.
	And so there's just a lot, there was a lot of science behind it.
	And then they even said that while they were doing the rollout, they were changing the ingredients.
	And because they had the emergency use authorization, there's nobody else to check and see, you know, What's going in it?
	They just had carte blanche to basically inject us with whatever they thought would work.
	Yeah, I think it was a test to see how we'd react.
	100%.
	Yeah.
	And we reacted terribly.
	We failed.
	People miss the pandemic.
	People want the pandemic to happen again.
	Why?
	She does.
	Mom does.
	Yeah, I don't know, but I think it's just because- Well, why?
	You love the pandemic.
	You talk about your grandkids never came over.
	It's all your jokes from React.
	I'm sorry.
	Oh yeah, well, but no, that was the quarantine.
	I don't want another pandemic.
	Oh, you want quarantine.
	I just like the quarantine because nobody visited.
	I was all by myself.
	I didn't have to cook for nobody, clean for nobody.
	Such a great cook because people don't realize people are sleeping.
	Oh yeah, go talk about that.
	Roseanne can cook.
	She made this baba ganoush that was, I mean, it was so delicious.
	What was even in the baba ganoush?
	Tomatoes?
	And what was in that?
	Eggplant?
	Eggplant.
	That's eggplant.
	I mean it was so good.
	Fire roasted eggplant.
	It was so good.
	Wasn't it good?
	It really was.
	I have to say I was very proud of that.
	With the hummus and the pita.
	I mean it was... Do not sleep on Roseanne Barr's cooking.
	You didn't say anything about my zhug.
	The zhug was good.
	I'm just saying.
	I wish I had a finer grater on my... You can get the food processor.
	I thought it was grated very small.
	I made pesto which you haven't eaten.
	Yeah, but no, I didn't think the parsley got grated fine enough for my show.
	Can we get back to the Thomas Cooks thing right now?
	Yes.
	Thank you, by the way, for liking my food.
	It was delicious.
	What did you think of the cucumbers and tomato with garlic?
	I thought it was really good.
	I love cucumbers.
	What did you think of the red, you know?
	The hummus, the red pepper hummus?
	That was the best part.
	That was the best part.
	And the pitas were perfectly warm.
	It was very good.
	But wait, I want to go back to the trans thing.
	What do you think about how they worship the devil and they have Baphomet that has like the female breast and the male torso.
	And then they have the abortion clinic outside of the DNC, which is like Moloch sacrificing babies to Moloch.
	So I think all of this has this weird satanic origin.
	Well, it's like this.
	They figured out Satanism can pay, if you call it a corporation.
	See, they can't really call it a religion, although they've been trying to do that in the military for a long time.
	Well, they had Anton LaVey, who was a big-time military guy that was... It wasn't just him, and I forget the other guy.
	They've had serious... Yeah, I used to know his name, too.
	What was that guy's name?
	I'm just saying they've had high-up military people that were actual Satanists.
	Yeah, especially...
	The last one, which I can't remember his name, but everybody knows his name.
	But they all love Alistair Crowley.
	With the mustache.
	They all love Alistair Crowley in Hollywood and stuff.
	Do you think that they're doing that because they're actually worshiping the devil, or are they just doing that to be cool and hip?
	Or do you think they are really doing satanic stuff in order to, I guess, break the lining between us and the afterlife?
	That's what they say.
	Well, they fancy themselves boundary breakers.
	And so when you get into like, you really have to decode language, you know, which I've always had to do my whole life being me.
	Yeah.
	But I listened deeply to what people say, you know, real deep.
	Yeah.
	And, uh, yeah, they fancy.
	And also I, if I wasn't a huge sexual, International superstar and icon.
	I probably would have been a forensic psychiatrist and working at Quantico.
	Quantico, yeah.
	Quantico.
	I'm so fascinated by data, how they compile data.
	What does the breaking boundaries language mean?
	Um, well, rebels, they, They fancy themselves as sort of pirates that break boundaries.
	So let that just go in there a moment.
	I have a theory.
	I think I know where you're going.
	Yeah.
	You want to say it?
	Say no more!
	You need to say no more.
	You have to say it because I don't think you know what you're talking about.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	What are you saying?
	Kids buttholes.
	That's what they're obsessed with?
	That's what I'm going with.
	Little kids buttholes.
	Breaking boundaries.
	Breaking buttholes, is that what you mean?
	Breaking boundaries.
	Molestation.
	It does always seem to come down to that, yeah.
	Yeah, it is weird.
	And that's the big secret.
	Oh, of secret societies and secret religions and secret cults.
	It seems to be the big secret is breaking the boundaries.
	Of children's bodies.
	Yes.
	That's why it continues.
	And then you build a justice system to enable it.
	Well, there's Jimmy Savile.
	Case in point.
	I mean, there's a great documentary that's really sad.
	I've seen it.
	The Ninth Circle of Hell.
	And they talk about how he was a porter at the Royal Children's Hospital.
	And this guy, Jimmy Savile, for people that don't know.
	Savile.
	I think I always say it wrong.
	Jimmy Savile.
	Great friend of the royal family.
	The best friend.
	He was knighted by the queen.
	He was like the U.S.' 's Bob Hope.
	Exactly right.
	He was one of their biggest broadcasters, had a show called The Top of the Pops.
	But he was so sick that he would volunteer as a porter at the Royal Children's Hospital and steal bodies from the morgue.
	From the morgue.
	You don't know about Jimmy Savile?
	I do.
	I didn't know about the morgue.
	I know he's a pedo.
	This one at the morgue, this got exposed.
	Morgue.
	He would say that he was volunteering at the morgue and they especially wanted children's bodies at the morgue.
	And then they would take it on a boat, and they would drink its blood, and then they would just throw it in the ocean.
	They would do blood ritual magic.
	Does that stuff still work on a corpse?
	I don't know.
	They do, like the adrenochrome.
	Like Jake's like, hey, when I've done it, we never- Yeah, you usually need a fresh body.
	Well, that's what I'm saying, because that's why they want to scare you, because you have the adrenalized blood.
	That's what they want.
	That's a vampire serum.
	They want the adrenalized blood.
	That's why we have the stories about vampires.
	Yes, thank you.
	That's where the lore comes from.
	And that is what the Golem of Frog is about.
	And that's what Monsters Inc.
	was about, that movie.
	Monsters Inc.
	was literally about scaring kids so you can get their adrenochrome.
	So you believe in the adrenochrome.
	I do too.
	It's true!
	I believe in it.
	Bathe in the blood of virgins?
	Hello?
	What does that mean?
	Virgin sacrifice?
	Let's say it doesn't have this super... It's how you get to the top of the hill.
	Yeah, well I don't know how much... How you get jumped into the game.
	Yeah, I think so too.
	But I think it gets you high, too.
	Like, I'm sure it has anti-aging benefits.
	Oh, yeah, they say it does.
	Yeah, I bet it makes you feel... It's the fountain of youth.
	It's the fountain of youth, they say.
	Yeah, a lot of people say that.
	Adrenalized young blood.
	You can get it.
	You can go to... Well, they say that Richard's had his blood supply totally drained out and not put in.
	Well, they do that.
	They have a blood boy where these Silicon Valley CEOs will pay a young person to just do a blood transfusion with them.
	So that's real.
	They do that.
	Then they're like, hey, do you have any sisters that want to get pregnant from my yoga going surrogate wife loving one and have a baby fifth wife?
	Yeah, Alec Baldwin and his 12 kids.
	Yeah, they're like six months apart.
	Yeah.
	You know what I said to him?
	I seen him in that.
	I like him in spite of his ridiculousness.
	He was great on 30 Rock.
	He's a great actor.
	He's a great comic actor.
	He was nice to you in person and that goes a long way.
	He's always been nice to me.
	But I seen him there in Beverly Hills and I go up to him and I go, I always call him Alex.
	He probably hates that.
	He hates it, but he lets me do it.
	I go, Hey, Alex, snip, snip, baby.
	Your kids, you're going to be 90 when your kids are fucking, you know, going to kindergarten and they're going to be embarrassed.
	Says, no one told you this?
	And he's like, no, no one has.
	Let me take a mental note.
	Snip, snip, 90s, kindergarten.
	He also said, do you remember?
	That's funny.
	That is funny.
	He also said under his breath, I remember I was there with you, about his wife was like, Completely crazy, and he had no say in it.
	He was like, I know, she wants babies.
	Like, she's the one.
	She wants those babies.
	He looks so tired.
	He has her back no matter what, because when she got canceled- He loves her.
	He loves her, because when she got canceled- Well, she's Hispanic.
	He loves that, pure Hispanic.
	Yeah, she's so Hispanic.
	Yeah, right.
	She's not Hispanic.
	No, she's fake.
	She's gonna tell the story.
	She's gotta be a Jew to have that kind of power over a white man.
	I think she grew up in Massachusetts or something.
	Yeah, going to a prep school.
	She's got Jewish blood.
	She's doing the whole lesbian witch Hollywood publicist controlled coven thing with Hillary Clinton.
	She is doing a coven.
	That is what they're doing.
	I know!
	But what do you think about this?
	You've been on set with armories, with guns and stuff.
	How could a movie set let a person get shot when they take every precaution?
	No, they don't.
	I remember when the asshole I was married to, fat ass, what's his name?
	Tom Arnold?
	Yeah.
	I was married to fat ass.
	Fat ass, Tom Arnold.
	Liar, Tom Arnold.
	Little girl.
	Yeah.
	Little fucking whiny ass girl.
	They didn't like me.
	It just makes me upset.
	I don't know.
	Sometimes I just have that feeling like nobody really likes me.
	Oh, it's true.
	Well, you know why, Tom?
	Because you're a fucking dick.
	Yeah.
	You can't treat people like shit like that.
	But then I'd be like, also I'd work him.
	Like, hey, That fucker said you wish.
	You know, I shouldn't say.
	I wish I did say, because I would not do good in prison.
	You know, like, I love that show, Orange is the New Black, because I'd be that bitch in prison.
	You, we've got to remove such and such.
	When she's in the laundry, I want you to...
	86er.
	Well, I have to ask you this.
	I'm going to forget my train of thought.
	What do you think?
	Do you think Tom Arnold, when he saw that Arnold Schwarzenegger had a kid with the nanny, do you think that he called that out?
	Or do you think he just let it go?
	Because they had to notice that the nanny's kid looked exactly like Arnold at a very young age.
	And that was like his lifelong nanny.
	Well, he's like in the brotherhood, you know?
	Yeah, he knew about it.
	He's like, wink, wink.
	Yeah, we all fucked the maid.
	The maid, the yoga instructor, the gardener's sister.
	We fucked whoever was there.
	Yeah, you're right.
	Whoever was there, we fucked them.
	I just love how Arnold ... Well, this is what makes you so mad.
	At least Arnold took credit for his kids.
	Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, he had a kid in Little Rock, Arkansas 30 years ago, made the kid sign an NDA that they could never say that he's a father.
	Oh no.
	She came out and said he's a father, then he re-sued her and they settled out of court.
	Yeah, he tried to get the money back for her, but he doesn't deny she's his kid.
	So how do these people ...
	Joe Biden is the president of the United States.
	He has a granddaughter he's never ever acknowledged.
	I think now he's acknowledged her in one Christmas post, but he literally hung six stockings when he has seven grandchildren.
	These people are evil.
	He has all the money in the world.
	He should be proud to have a granddaughter, even if it was with a stripper whore.
	That's neither here nor there.
	The baby deserves some respect.
	I agree.
	Well, the ones he likes was the Dead son's widow fucking the other guy.
	He had no problem with that.
	They could care less that Hunter Biden's banging his brother's widow.
	I mean, that is the most disgusting.
	That's family stuff.
	They love it.
	Well, that's what they say in the world.
	What about Ashley saying, I'm afraid my dad's going to try to get in the shower with me?
	No, he did get in the shower.
	He did, yeah.
	Well, he did, but they go, that's phony just like her brother's laptop.
	The Russians are No, she said the diary is real.
	Yeah, that was so fake.
	The diary's real.
	The diary's real, but I just can't believe they said that that was Russian disinformation.
	They raided O'Keefe's house when he had it.
	They fucking FBI raided him.
	We had pictures of Hunter Biden's penis.
	I mean, how could that be Russian?
	I wanted to see what was going on there.
	I like that when he's with that Chinese girl who gets the part as Mulan.
	Shortly after, when she's doing a Kamala Harris thing on him.
	Is that RealRawNews.com?
	No.
	So one of the people, one of the girls... Every hairdresser in Hollywood knows this story.
	I know that he said something, he didn't want any Chinese women, or there's a weird text, and he was saying the N-word in all these texts.
	Oh, yeah.
	He was actually pretty cool.
	To his own lawyer, to a black lawyer, supposedly.
	Supposedly he sent the N-word.
	Well, he got the N-word pass from the black lawyer.
	Can I say that he's like, I can say the N-word, right?
	Because I'm giving you $3 million a year.
	That's probably all you want.
	You can call me whatever you want!
	That's what I would say if I was an attorney making that much money.
	But yeah, the Biden... I honestly, though, even though I hate Joe Biden's politics, I think he's less bad than Barack Obama for some reason.
	I agree.
	Because he's in a crime family, but it's pretty overt.
	He doesn't try and hide it.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I don't think... Obama's way more sinister and hidden.
	Obama's way more sinister and cunning.
	I think Joe Biden is just kind of a... He's a small-town mafioso, and that's what I say.
	Yeah, like, he actually... I feel like he still kind of likes America, right?
	Like, I do believe that Joe Biden... Like, we know Donald Trump loves America.
	Well, they've convinced Biden.
	He's got that Democrat thing where it's like, I'm for the underdog, unless they want me to raise their pay.
	You're right about that.
	He's all for the underdog, unless it's time to help them.
	And then he's like, I'm a corporate man.
	There's nothing democratic about a corporation.
	And I run a corporation.
	And I've got to have this many token seats filled by imbeciles that'll, you know, do what they're asked to do by the people who own me.
	Well, you're exactly right because America is not really a country.
	We're more of a corporation.
	Yeah, that's what we are.
	It's fascism.
	And the definition of fascism is a merger of corporation and state.
	And that's where we're at during the pandemic.
	All of a sudden Pfizer.
	The pandemic was that.
	Well, it all comes out of the Patriot Act, you know.
	That was it.
	That's exactly right.
	And they had the Project for a New American Century before 9-11.
	I'm just saying they wanted to have this control where we have no freedom.
	They can do warrantless search and seizure of our emails, our phone calls.
	In our bank account.
	In our bank account, so that's really where we're at.
	Social security number.
	We live in a corporation.
	We don't live in a country.
	No, it's like the Firm, that Tom Cruise movie.
	Yeah, it is.
	That's what it is.
	It's like Ned Beatty and the network.
	Greatest scene of all time.
	Don't you understand?
	You are messing.
	There are no countries.
	I love that part.
	I had him on my show as a guest star, Ned Beatty, there.
	Yeah, he's great.
	Yeah, he goes into the wardrobe girls and he goes, You're beautiful, blonde-haired, blue-eyed girls.
	You're some of the best people on Earth, if you know what I mean.
	And he goes in this fuckin' anti-Jew fuckin' thing to them.
	Yeah, that's what he said.
	Did he run up there and say, you're blonde, blue eyes and blonde hair?
	Yeah, and he's like, the Jews control.
	And I hired him!
	Oh, wow.
	So they go, hey, he don't like your drive all that much.
	He's like, spoutin' the shit.
	And I'm like, dude, I can't have no fucking Nazis working for me.
	You know?
	What'd you do?
	Did you fire him?
	I didn't ask him back.
	Yeah.
	I guess he was just a guest.
	He was just a guest.
	Brilliant actor.
	Yeah, but a brilliant actor.
	Good God, dude.
	They say Robert Mitchum was another one of them.
	Blaming everything on the Jews.
	You know what goes with that?
	Either being a pedo or a drunk or a drug addict.
	Them things also goes together.
	But this is the problem that I have with the people that blame everything on the Jews is that it has this victim mentality.
	You have to have like a boogeyman.
	Even though something bad happened to your life, it's probably your fault or self-sabotage.
	It's your fault that you're going through whatever you're going through.
	No shit!
	But you want to blame it on somebody else because it's easier to justify why you're not successful by blaming somebody that is either more successful or the reason why you're not successful.
	Well, it's like that Susan Smith thing.
	Hey, it was a black guy who killed my kids.
	Yeah.
	It's all that.
	It's all like, oh, where's the nearest skateboard I can blame?
	You know, you're a failure because you're a fucking dumbass.
	Yeah.
	You can't put two days of work together.
	You can't put five in a week, that's for damn sure, without stealing or fucking up or, you know, pissing somebody off or coming in late.
	You can't do that.
	And that ain't on the Jews.
	I agree with you 100%, and it's funny we're talking about famous people, but a guy that works really hard, I don't know, we're segwaying into this, but he is one of the most famous Jewish guys, Howard Stern.
	He says he's not Jewish, though.
	I confronted him.
	I go, huh?
	He goes, I'm half.
	I go, you can't be half.
	He says he's Jewish.
	I know, he does kind of hide it, but you're telling me- No, he said I'm half Italian.
	He got all up in his ass at me, too.
	I'm half Italian, like, hey, I'm half white, you know.
	It was kind of like that.
	And I'm like, Howard, you made your whole career saying you're a Jew, you cunt.
	Howard Stern.
	Yeah, Howard Stern.
	I mean, the whole thing was America thought they had a Jewish friend at last.
	Yeah.
	And now he's saying Italian.
	That's what happens when you marry a, you know, I shouldn't say.
	A horse.
	That's what they call her.
	Beth Estrovsky.
	Well, I think she is a Jewish woman.
	Yeah, I think she's Jewish.
	Is she?
	Yeah, I think it's Trotsky.
	I think so.
	Well, then maybe it's true, Jews run everything, because she ran Hammond.
	She ran Hammond, yeah.
	Well, Jews are powerful and smart.
	That's what people don't realize, is that Jewish people are smart.
	Well, I mean, finally, Jordan Peterson, who, I mean... Love?
	I love him.
	He's a brilliant guy.
	He's so brilliant.
	He's heads and tails above any of these other stupid asses.
	Yeah.
	But he just recently came out, he goes, it's true.
	Jews run the world and control everything.
	I was like, I love that you said that, but there was no hate in it.
	It just was accepting reality.
	If I'm hiring an attorney, I want the Jewish, most Jewish attorney in the world.
	I mean, that's not a knock, that's a compliment.
	Send in the Jews.
	Seriously.
	Yeah, me too.
	But it's because there's something about Jewish people are smart.
	They're usually, you know.
	Well, they're vicious.
	They're vicious.
	They're tough.
	They're fighters.
	I mean, there are a lot of- We're fighters.
	We have to be.
	And if I'm, you know... I mean, for real.
	And if I'm, you know, trying to find the best basketball player, I might, you know, pick a black guy.
	There's certain people that have certain attributes that they're better at than other people.
	I mean, that shouldn't be... Not anymore.
	Now they're going for those seven foot Chinese guys from That was one time.
	They're actually playing for like Eastern Bloc now.
	Oh yeah, Eastern Bloc, like Yeoubong.
	There was only one Chinese, maybe two Chinese players.
	There's Yao Ming and Jeremy Lin.
	Yeah, they didn't really, they had good careers, but it's not like, it's not like a big import from China.
	They just have to walk up there and drop it.
	Yeah.
	Well, they have those videos where the Chinese kids are dribbling basketball.
	Their schools are so much better than ours.
	100%.
	In every way.
	They use TikTok for education.
	Do you know how they screw us over with the TikTok?
	They make us watch all the stupid stuff that makes us brain dead.
	And then there, they're getting math problems, stuff about bridges and stuff about history.
	But then the Americans' algorithm is like, Death, you know, sex, only fantasy.
	It's all trans shit.
	That's why they're kicking our ass.
	That's exactly why.
	And the fentanyl crisis, you know, that's how in China that they can legally make fentanyl as long as, like how here in America, Delta A and Delta 9 marijuana are legal because they add a molecule to it that makes it not THC, so it's THCA, so it's not technically federally illegal.
	Well, they do the same with Fentanyl in China.
	They add a molecule to regular Fentanyl and then it's totally legal to make because they don't have, the jurisdiction is not, like it's constantly changing, right?
	So they have to get laws passed to make Fentanyl A illegal, Fentanyl B.
	So what they do is they make this synthetic fentanyl, they add a molecule to it, and the molecule they add to it is poisonous.
	It makes it even way worse, and that's why there's more overdoses.
	And then they send it all to Mexico, Mexico packages it, and the cartel just brings it across.
	So China, by using drugs and using TikTok, is killing America from the inside.
	More Americans have died from fentanyl than the both world wars combined.
	Yeah, and it's all Chinese fentanyl.
	We're invested in a fentanyl testing company that's coming out.
	This is the biggest problem.
	Nobody likes to talk about it, but fentanyl is killing our children.
	It's not just drug users.
	Fentanyl test strips need to be everywhere.
	That is a brilliant thing.
	That's what we have.
	I'm getting them into Texas.
	We'll talk about it later, but no.
	TheFentanyltest.com.
	You know, you wish people wouldn't be taking drugs, but you don't want them to die if they do.
	Yeah, you don't want people to take drugs, but there's always going to be people that do, and now, like, this is going to sound crazy and insane, but there used to be a time when cocaine wasn't that dangerous.
	Like, cocaine, you wouldn't just immediately die.
	You don't deserve to die for doing coke.
	Yeah, but now people do coke, and it has fentanyl on it, and they're dying like crazy.
	Well, they're saying they're putting Ajax No, it's fentanyl.
	Fentanyl, oh.
	They do it because it's super cheap and it does create some sort of high, so when you do that or you taste it... Look at George Floyd when he was arrested.
	He was on fentanyl.
	George Floyd died of a drug overdose, 100%.
	He swallowed his drugs and he died.
	And yeah, Derek Chauvin put his knee on his neck, but that's not what caused him to die.
	No, 100%.
	That's going to come out later.
	Well, the toxicology came out that it was.
	No, he died of a fentanyl overdose, 100%.
	Yeah, the lethal amount of fentanyl in the system.
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	So George Floyd died of fentanyl.
	Boy, how they manufactured evidence in that trial is astounding.
	All lawfare, all lawfare.
	The cops that were just around, the Chinese, poor Chinese cop, got like 20 years in jail.
	Yeah, it's awful.
	And you can't tell your superior cop, get off.
	I'm like, if you have a superior cop, you just do whatever.
	Well, there were two or three on him at the time.
	Well, they showed that's what you do to prevent them from asphyxiating on their own vomit.
	Well, and he was resisting arrest.
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	All right, so Walmart shit.
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	I need another cocktail and a cigarette before we continue.
	That's fine.
	Let's take a cigarette break.
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	We took a smoke break.
	We've been doing that a lot more recently.
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	Well, first thing I want to say, though, is, you know, Michael Malice, friend of the show, love Michael, he's into anarchy, but I'm into Rose Anarchy.
	That's the best name ever for a book.
	Isn't it great?
	That's a good one.
	I mean, did you come up with that name?
	I actually think it was Uh, I think it was my ex, one of my exes.
	I think it was Johnny that came up with Rose Anarchy.
	Cause he said, you should call your fans Rose Anarchists.
	That's exactly what I was thinking.
	Rose Anarchists.
	I'm not even kidding.
	That's such a funny name.
	But it's true.
	There's anarchy and then there's real anarchy, which is like, you know what?
	They fuck everything up because they create chaos so then they can pretend they bring order.
	Because if you'll notice, it's like one, both sides of the coin there.
	Well, it's like revelation.
	Fuck everything up and then fix it.
	Order out of chaos is what they call a problem reaction solution, the Hegelian dialectic, where it's like they know the solution, so they have to create a certain problem that causes this reaction.
	And so it is very weird in how Michael Malice, I used to always think, and I love Michael, he's brilliant.
	I love him too.
	He's like anarchy.
	I'm like, how is anarchy going to work?
	But the elites that rule the world, they kind of want anarchy because they want order out of chaos.
	But then at the end of the day, I almost kind of want anarchy because the system's so screwed up.
	We can't vote our way out of it.
	We almost have to destroy it to steal a line from Biden to build back better.
	So I don't know.
	I almost want anarchy.
	And I think that I've, Yeah.
	Yeah, because they have to.
	like Michael Malinowski. You want Rose Anarchy. I want Rose, that's what I want, Rose Anarchy,
	but it sounds crazy. You're like, what do you mean you're an anarchist? But at this point,
	I don't know how else to say this for public unless it almost fails. Do you think they're
	purposely trying to do like a controlled demolition of America? Yeah. Yeah, because
	they have to. Yeah. Because it's like, I think it's controlled damage because it's going to go.
	I mean, Babylon is falling and they're trying to help it fall soft landing.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, in my opinion...
	I understand why they're doing that, but I've been saying it since 2008 when Obama rushed in to give all the banks everybody's retirement funds and money.
	I knew it was Babylon, you know?
	Well, do you think it's like globalism?
	They don't want America to be the leader of the free world?
	Well, they don't want no free world.
	Well, I think I've said this maybe on your podcast.
	You know how Trump goes?
	They're not after me, they're after you and I'm just in their way.
	How it is, like Mel K says, they're not after America, they're after the world and America stands in their way.
	That's exactly right.
	Yeah, that's why America has to fall.
	And I also think... Well, they want the fuck out of there because It stands for meritocracy, not tokenism.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Which communism is nothing but tokenism, you know?
	That's where you get, hey, can you find me any, can you find me any kids with one arm?
	Well, we got an operation over there in Iraq that we blew a bunch of fuckers up there that you'll find a lot of kids with one arm.
	Oh my God.
	And it's all interconnected.
	A web of horror.
	Yeah.
	It's got to go down.
	Well, this is what I think it comes out of, and this is like Hillary Clinton and the Satan worshipers.
	It's the Tower of Babel.
	It is.
	And if you look at the Bible, it's chapter 11, verse 9.
	That's the Tower of Babel.
	If you flip that, that's 9-11, which just kind of makes you think.
	They love their numbers as Satanists.
	That's what I'm saying.
	They love 9-11.
	They love to hide these numbers in all kinds of ways that we don't even see it because the people that are in power are basically dog whistling to each other and laughing.
	Symbolism will be their downfall.
	Exactly right.
	You know what the Satan worshipers say 9-11 stands for?
	What do they say it stands for?
	The real birthday of Jesus.
	Oh, I didn't hear that.
	That's what they believe.
	Yeah, because that does make sense because Jesus wasn't born on December 25th.
	I mean, people, everybody agrees with that.
	But the Tower of Babel thing is they want to reverse engineer that because what happened was they tried to build a kingdom to heaven and God struck them down, separated them into tribes.
	And so what Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, they want to reverse engineer that so we're under one ruler, one financial system.
	And what's the real intent of that?
	They don't like tribal people.
	They especially despise tribal people who live over their own sacred burial grounds, particularly if those sacred burial grounds have oil.
	And every war's been about that.
	They do not, although they upheld it, that the Jewish people are the indigenous people of Judea.
	The U.S.
	says it.
	So then they went into war with Islam over it.
	So what ended up happening, they got a pope that said, you're right.
	I thought you said the Chrislam.
	I didn't realize that.
	Yeah, that's their one world religion is Chrislam.
	Yeah.
	The merger of Islam, Christianity.
	Is Judaism in that mix at all?
	Only their version of Judaism, which is a Euro-based Judaism, which is the Judaism forced on Jews carried into slavery to Rome, into Europe.
	Well, that's what I think the biggest plan is, and I know you said it earlier about evolution.
	I don't believe that we evolve from just pawn scum.
	I think there's like microevolutions.
	You know, we sleep together, have tall kids.
	There's microevolutions.
	I'm with you.
	What I think is they want to hide the existence of God.
	They want to make us think that nothing matters.
	There's no moral responsibility that we have as citizens because we're just a science experiment that we grew from literal abiogenesis, cell splitting.
	They want to erase.
	Tribal memory and tribal people.
	Hence, they can become low-wage slaves in debt slavery.
	To royalty and feudalism.
	Well, people that believe in God are harder to control because they believe in something more powerful than the state, which is why China has been outlawing religion.
	And I don't know if you've seen the three red flags.
	Have you seen this this week that came out?
	No.
	The three flags, it was part of the Chinese communist tenets, three red flags.
	Their words for them are, forgive me, I don't remember.
	But in Obama's campaign slogan, Biden and now Harris, there are three red stripes.
	They have American colors, but it's basically the tenets of communism, which is to remove God from The audience, because then you can control them.
	If it's a true believer, you can't control them.
	That's what I think.
	You're exactly right.
	I agree with you 100%.
	That is what it is.
	Yeah, because they want to make you feel worthless and that you don't have any sort of meaning.
	But yeah, we've all won the lottery of life even being born, no matter how bad your life is, just the fact that we're alive.
	But they try to take that essence of life, the good thing.
	Well, it hides their real agenda.
	It gets Every particular ethnic and marginalized group to protect its own pedophile.
	And it's, like you said, it's like, what is it, the saying, the devil's greatest trick was not convincing you that he wasn't real, the devil's greatest trick was convincing you that God wasn't real.
	So these people, they look at the Bible and they invert it.
	Yeah, how you can believe in the devil but not God.
	But the truth is about satanists.
	They all They all study the Bible.
	They know the Bible better than a normal Christian preacher.
	They know it better than Jews, but they know it way different than Jews.
	Well, they like to invert it.
	What do you think about these pulpit pimps, these preachers for profit, like Joel Osteen and stuff?
	Do you think that that's good for society, that these preachers have these mega churches?
	Because I think that's kind of satanic, having a church that's all about money, considering I mean, finding God shouldn't cost money to go to heaven, or, you know, I mean, money shouldn't... Well, it's like, what are they doing with it?
	Well, are they feeding the hungry and clothing the... I don't think Joelstein is.
	...the widows and the children, or, you know, are they gathering up the kids and eating them?
	Yeah, and flying on private jets.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so... But I mean, that's... God'll expose them.
	We don't have to do nothing.
	That's where people start going, we gotta expose them.
	That's why I want to talk to you.
	Yeah.
	Makes you go out there and play the fool to such an extent that you just don't give a fuck.
	You don't even have any kind of ego or self.
	You have no pride at all.
	You have no pride and no shame, which is rare.
	It's not the best trait, but it is what it is.
	Because at the end of the day, I try to use humor to try to wake people up.
	And you know, Jake was just saying how you can't wake somebody up.
	You always say you can't wake somebody up that's pretending to be asleep.
	I try to wake people up like, you know, you need to wake up to the pandemic.
	You need to wake up to the government.
	They don't want to be awakened.
	So you have to use humor or you have to almost trick them into looking into it themselves.
	And for me, if I can be the laughing joke or the butt of a joke, as long as it makes people ask questions, is this real?
	Is this fake?
	Is this really happening?
	Yeah, but do you yourself just gravitate to the ridiculous?
	saying that's a virtue signal, that's just honestly how I feel, is that I want to try
	to entertain people and motivate them to ask what the hell is going on.
	Yeah, but do you yourself just gravitate to the ridiculous?
	Does God just lay it bare before you?
	I think so.
	How do you get the eyes to see it like you do?
	Well, I just, I think with me is the more absurd something is, the more I like it.
	You know what I mean?
	I agree that we live in the upside down world.
	Like for one of my biggest videos is, and this is just, they already basically wrote it, is they said during the Ukraine stuff, you couldn't call for the assassination of anybody, but you could call for the assassination of Vladimir Putin.
	So I thought that's weird.
	I'm like, you can't say anybody should die, but you're legally now allowed to say you can kill Vladimir Putin.
	So I made a song, you know, gas prices way too high.
	Vladimir Putin needs to die.
	And that song went like super viral.
	But normally if you called for anybody to die on YouTube, immediately taken off, immediately censored.
	They were fine with that.
	Yeah, they were fine with that.
	And so I thought that was so absurd because I was trying to push the boundaries.
	I was like, oh, I'm going to say I want to kill Putin and get kicked off YouTube.
	I didn't get kicked off YouTube.
	It went super viral.
	And so I'm like, this is- My favorite thing that, you know, because they checked out all my fake- Can you move closer to your mic, please?
	They took out, they found me out on all my bogus ex, or what was it before?
	Twitters?
	Twitter, yeah.
	I had a ton of fake ones there, but they finally tracked me down, you know?
	But, uh, then it was, they got rid of all my ones, but the one that, uh, I can't control.
	You're talking about when they knew they kicked you off, you'd create new ones and they would just delete them.
	Yeah, they chased me for about five years.
	Wow.
	And they finally got my... I don't know what they did.
	The fucking Chinese ate a snake in the sacrifice to overcome the gods of Scorpio or some shit.
	Can I read this to you guys?
	Anyway, yeah.
	The three red banners I was talking about.
	This is from Mao.
	One is the general line for socialist construction.
	The second is the great leap forward.
	Yeah, a brand new deal.
	It is.
	The third is people's communes.
	But here's the funniest thing.
	I looked this up.
	I went to Snopes because Snopes cracks me up.
	Snopes is the funniest website.
	Snopes is the biggest liar on there.
	It's false that it's in the Biden logo because Biden's logo is just three red banners.
	And Mal was talking about three red banners, but there's no evidence that the three red banners in Obama or Biden's or Kamala's logos are part of the commies. So it's false. Yeah. Because
	they just have three red banners.
	There's no proof that it's linked them out. You get what I'm saying? Did you see that one thing
	they were showing the Dems in 2020? Their logo was D to A.
	It was like death to America.
	Yeah, and in their code, I forget the number that you text, it had some sort of satanic decoding in the number.
	Like the number's added up to 666.
	It was like, text 606060.
	And we're like, that's 666!
	And they think that we don't see them.
	Yeah, most people don't though.
	They think their shit is so exciting.
	What is it?
	Subliminal, we can't even catch it.
	Subliminal advertising, that's what it is.
	But yeah, symbolism will be their downfall.
	They have to do it.
	You were telling me this last night.
	Now you sound like you.
	Revelation of the method.
	Please explain this.
	This is the thing, the people that are ruling the world, the people that are actually in power, that we don't even know about, For their karma, because they do believe in good versus evil.
	They do believe that there's an afterlife.
	They do believe that they're going to have to atone for the stuff they do here.
	So it helps their karma, I guess, karmutic law.
	I forget exactly what it's called.
	As long as they tell us, it's like this.
	It's the release.
	Well, let's say we go in the woods.
	It's the prenup.
	Well, basically, it's the prenup.
	It's national law.
	So this is how they explain it.
	So let's say we're in the woods.
	All they have to tell us is that there's a bear trap somewhere in the woods.
	They don't have to tell us where the bear trap is.
	They don't tell us how many bear traps.
	They just have to say, hey, there's a bear trap somewhere here.
	And that gives them carte blanche to do whatever they want.
	And now morally, they're not responsible.
	Because if you get trapped, you were warned.
	Yeah, you were warned.
	Their karma is clear.
	Their karma is fine.
	So they have to reveal what they're doing.
	And that's why it's so obvious to anybody that's paying attention with climate change and just what's going on in the world today.
	You can just tell that it's meant to, I guess, not just control us, but demoralize us.
	And that's why they do it, so that we just get more powerless and powerless, and these people can just willy-nilly control us without feeling any guilt whatsoever.
	Unless you're a Jew.
	Well, they go after Jews, I mean... Oh, but here's the funny part.
	Here's what psychopaths say.
	This is the X Factor.
	You know what I was saying?
	The innate intelligence of the Jewish woman after surviving how many thousands of years of their bullshit.
	Their backward, Allison-looking glass horseshit.
	You know.
	And by they I mean the tippy-top of a feudal pyramid.
	Yeah, like the Pope and... The queens and kings and the blue blood.
	Yeah.
	The 13 families that rule everything, and one of them is the Sassoon family.
	Did you know that?
	Vidal Sassoon?
	Yeah.
	But what about... The hairdresser.
	Yeah, the hairdresser, but they're super rich from... Well, you know, Prince Charles, and Alex Jones talked about this, his grandfather is literally a vampire, or is from Transylvania.
	Yeah, Transylvania.
	Vlad.
	Vlad the Impaler, who's basically... The Impaler, and my mother, this is what my mother says about Oram.
	You know the book of Esther?
	My mother, she was a real old Jewish woman in the 90s.
	She goes, I remember when they changed the story of Esther and they said that all Haman and his family was hung on their gallows.
	But in reality, my grandfather's prayer book said they were impaled in the anus.
	And my mom goes, I prefer the old ways.
	Well, it's crazy you say that, because that's like Mandela effects.
	That's Transylvania.
	Well, that's Transylvania they're talking about, but how they've changed words in the Bible, too.
	I think it was like, gosh, I forget which one, it was like the lions lay with the sheep, and it was always like coyote or something.
	But are you familiar with Mandela effects at all?
	Stuff that they say we remember it wrong, but there's supposedly a movie with Sinbad called Shazam.
	Did you ever hear that one?
	You don't know the Mandela effect?
	There's a thing called Chick-fil-A.
	So the Mandela effect is like... I love Sinbad.
	Yeah, the stuff that we always thought is real.
	In Star Wars, what do you think that... In Star Wars, I know this is crazy to mention, when Darth Vader kills Luke, what does he say?
	He doesn't kill Luke.
	What does he reveal to Luke?
	That he's his daddy.
	How does he say it?
	I am your father.
	And he never said that.
	He said, I forget exactly what he said.
	Look it up.
	No, she was right, actually.
	Usually people say, Luke, I am your father.
	She just said, I'm your father, which is what he says.
	Oh, he never said Luke.
	So she's not part of the Mandela effect.
	So you're not part of the Mandela effect.
	So they say that there's a different timeline.
	I ain't part of any bullshit.
	No, real quick, explain it.
	Cause this is fascinating.
	Roseanne Barr learns about the Mandela effect.
	You say that the stuff is changing.
	Is that the butterfly effect too?
	No, the butterfly effect is like if we go in time and the wings of a butterfly could affect the whole entire outcome of history.
	The Mandela effect, just so you know, I'm not... No, you explain it.
	A lot of people think Mandela went to prison for life and died in prison.
	That's why it's called the Mandela effect.
	He actually got out and became president.
	That's his wife.
	Well, I'm just saying that's what actually happened.
	So the Mandela effect is a term because a lot of people go, well, Mandela died in prison and innocent man.
	A lot of people remember that's not what happened.
	So a Mandela effect means you're misremembered.
	Let's be real.
	Joe Biden went down there and liberated him.
	What I'm saying is a lot of people remember history, like the Bernstein bears.
	Remember I used to have that book?
	Do you remember it as the Bernstein bears?
	Like the Krasenstein bears?
	No, the kid's book.
	Yeah, but it's like Krasenstein.
	It's actually Bernstein.
	It's not Bernstein.
	Yeah, Berenstein.
	So she remembers everything correctly?
	Yeah, well, and then what about this one?
	See, I told you I wasn't fucking crazy.
	No, you're not crazy.
	We're all crazy.
	What about the Fruit of the Loom logo?
	If you had to describe Fruit of the Loom, what does that logo look like?
	Grapes?
	Grapes.
	A whole bunch of, uh, a cluster of grapes.
	Yes, but there's also, everybody remembered it as having a cornucopia.
	It doesn't have a cornucopia.
	I don't remember that.
	I know it's hard to explain it, but the... I don't remember cornucopia.
	Yeah, well, look up, pull up a picture of it.
	Please explain.
	You're not explaining it properly.
	I'm not explaining it properly, but this is what they say.
	There's stuff we just remember wrong.
	No, what it is, is we've accessed a different timeline.
	Yeah, they say the timeline's constantly changing.
	People that didn't switch the timeline will remember a different history.
	That's not the Fruit of the Loom logo.
	You see that?
	It's never had a cornucopia.
	It's never had that brown thing.
	No, I've never seen that.
	I've never thought that.
	I've seen the grapes.
	I remember the grapes.
	So you and I never switched timelines because we're legit.
	You guys aren't.
	You guys aren't on that wavelength.
	But there's so many other Mandela effects, little stuff that people are like... I like when they had the black singing grapes.
	That was singing soul music.
	That was awesome.
	The California Raisins.
	They were great.
	Their voices, their music was just killer.
	She's not in the Mandela Effect.
	No, but I want to hear.
	I'm sorry.
	No, no, no.
	Shut up, Jake.
	I don't know what you're doing.
	Well, it's just funny how something changed in the Bible because there's been, there's Mandela effects in the Bible too, where they said it was this word and then it was actually a different word.
	So it's just, just weird stuff.
	Like you'd have to be in the opinion that they're changing stuff in real time.
	I don't necessarily think that, but there's just weird stuff with our history that we, Like you said, in a Bible or in the firm that it was written different and now it's totally changed.
	It's just weird.
	How does that change?
	Because of the Bible, some of us who study it, you know, we think, everybody's going, oh here she goes.
	But we think that it's a time-traveling machine.
	It's actually a time-traveling vessel, I guess you'd call it.
	The Bible?
	Yeah, because it was written those many thousands of years ago upon exiting the Egyptian slave system.
	It was written those many years ago, the first movement towards freedom in the desert, No, I think you're right.
	Did you see they found copper pipes in the tombs of the pyramids?
	Of course.
	And so they're like, why would they need these pipes unless there's electricity there?
	Or they had some sort of, and I do believe there's free electricity, like Tesla basically said there was.
	Of course there is.
	Yeah, the earth has energy, so you'd think you'd be able to harness that.
	That's very weird.
	And then now you see like this wireless charging on phones.
	So I used to think like, oh, any wires, you just get electrocuted.
	That's not how energy works.
	So they're lying about history.
	Do you know about Edison and Tesla's argument about that?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he killed an elephant.
	But he did that to fuck with Tesla.
	On purpose.
	Yeah, he purposely killed- Who killed an elephant?
	What?
	Edison.
	Edison did, because he wanted- He was like, look, Tesla's electricity is dangerous, and murdered an elephant and showed everyone, and that's why he got the ACDC.
	That's why he won out.
	It's all bullshit.
	He lied.
	Edison?
	Edison's a crook.
	You'll love this.
	Oh my God, I didn't know that.
	You're learning so much on this podcast.
	Oh, you'll love this.
	You are the greatest guest.
	Listen, shut up now, because I got to ask you this.
	What kind of a fucking huge thrill are you getting out of being such a provocateur?
	I get a thrill out of it, but that's not even the best part.
	This is the best part that I get to sit here and talk with you.
	This is the best part.
	No, but how smart are you, and did you suffer for being smart your whole life?
	I did.
	I barely graduated, but I was always in the principal's office.
	Not even for bad behavior, just because that's just my personality.
	Because you can't lie?
	I think that I'm not good at lying, and I'm a Libra, so I believe in astrology, and I've always tried to be fair.
	You know what Libra's about in Hebrew astrology?
	I bet you don't.
	No.
	Because you're a Jew, so Jews know nothing about Judaism.
	No.
	No, I know you don't, but let me tell you what Libra's about.
	What's your birth date?
	October 8th.
	The Libra, everybody's like, because the Romans, you know, the Roman occupation of Judaism.
	Okay, that's going back.
	But now we have to flip, whatever.
	But the... The Libra?
	Yeah, Libra.
	In Hebraic, we have a lunar calendar.
	And the Pax Romana has Solartail.
	Right.
	Because they worship Ra, the sun god.
	Yeah, they worship the sun, yeah.
	Okay.
	And they own the world.
	Mm-hmm.
	Because that's what all royals from Pharaoh believe, because they're from Babylon.
	All royals are from Babel.
	Mm-hmm.
	What does Libra mean?
	Labor in the Hebraic means, you know, they always show, oh, it's the most even-minded.
	They show it with the scales, holding the scales.
	And everything is through their egocentric portion of I'm the most deliberate, the most egocentric horseshit, self-deluding asshole of the whole fucking astrology.
	Is that true?
	Yeah.
	And they go like this, I'm the most balanced.
	That's what I say all the time.
	I always say I'm so fair.
	I'm the most fair.
	I am fair, but go ahead.
	Fair and balanced.
	Like Fox News.
	Yeah.
	I'm the Fox News of fairness.
	Fair and balanced.
	Paige is loving this.
	I am even, not affected by emotion, but by only fact and data.
	That is me.
	I'm like, like Spock.
	Yeah.
	I I'm the ultimate judge of humanity because I follow only facts, not emotions.
	I'm in no way any kind of a girly little F.A.G.
	I wish we had a camera on his girlfriend right now.
	Yeah, she's laughing.
	You know what Libra also means?
	You're gay means you're bisexual.
	No, it doesn't mean you're gay.
	It doesn't mean you're gay because gay is third level Subsidiary meaningless worship.
	I apologize.
	One thing I want to bring up.
	Here's what it means.
	You be quiet.
	Yes.
	Quit trying to talk on the podcast.
	No, just remember I got to bring up Trump and back to the future.
	We'll go to that.
	Okay.
	Here's what it is.
	What is it again?
	Libra.
	What does Libra mean?
	It means you cannot make a decision.
	I'm terrible at making decisions.
	That's what it means.
	The balance is jail.
	Your mind won't allow you to decide.
	I can't ever make a decision.
	But you know what?
	From here to four, I'm getting the blessing for the Libra, from here to four, You trust your first reaction.
	Your first... My gut.
	When I go with my gut, it's always better than when I go with my brain.
	Not your gut.
	Not my gut.
	The only way to tell, as Torah tells us, when the hairs stand on the body.
	Literally.
	That happens.
	That's when you know it's true.
	Wow.
	That's God's covenant with us.
	Well, that's weird when you say that because there's times when I think about my mom and stuff and it'll make my hair stand up on my back.
	That's God.
	I know that I'm saying that's weird.
	That's God in the physical world.
	That is.
	Wow, I learned something new.
	But I had to bring up this thing because you said about time travel.
	You know Back to the Future, the movie, it's about Donald Trump.
	I didn't know that.
	What?
	What?
	So Biff Tannen in the movie becomes like a casino mogul because he travels back in time and he gets a sports book.
	So he knows all the sports stuff.
	And then on top, there's so much symbolism.
	I'm going to send you this thread.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Is this from Reddit?
	Of course.
	I mean, it's on Reddit, but now there's people on Twitter posting it.
	But there's all this weird symbolism, like two... That's Mandela effect, too.
	It's Mandela.
	It's just weird, because even, I think it's Jerry Bruckheimer, I forget which person that was the producer of it, but he even said, after the fact, that 15 and the character was based on Trump.
	Wow.
	And so they say Trump is a time traveler because Trump's uncle- Oh, he is a time traveler.
	I know.
	Yeah, he has Tesla.
	I'm starting to believe that because it's like- Well, you know the book about- Who is the time traveler?
	And Elon, and there's a book- We have it.
	There's a book about a guy named Elon who was written by Wernher von Braun, who was a Nazi we brought over during Operation Paperclip.
	Let's not hold that against him.
	Yeah, but- He wrote a book about a guy named Elon going to Mars.
	So it's just weird how, how do they know about this?
	Like Back to the Future is literally basically about Donald Trump.
	He was a bad guy in Back to the Future 2.
	Do you want me to tell you?
	Yeah, he was the villain.
	I don't buy it.
	Trump's a good guy.
	I'm convinced.
	Do you want me to tell you?
	Yes.
	Or not?
	Oh yes, please.
	What?
	I want you to bag me.
	Please tell us.
	Please.
	You'll have to summon my nemesis as queen.
	Okay.
	Queen, please tell us, Queen.
	We want to know.
	Queen of Time Travelers.
	Queen of Time Travelers.
	Are you a time traveler, Ma?
	Oh yeah.
	I didn't know that.
	I thought you knew that.
	I feel like that's true.
	I thought you knew that.
	I had no idea.
	Breaking news.
	Jake, your mom has to be a time traveler because... I always say I am Cleopatra.
	I am the reincarnation of Cleopatra.
	I've said that forever.
	You said every lifetime.
	You said every past life.
	You know how everyone's Cleopatra in their past life?
	I was Cleopatra in all of my past lives.
	That's what you used to say.
	I always was Cleopatra.
	I believe it because how do you become the top?
	How do you become number one at anything unless you know?
	That's true.
	Like you were literally number one.
	I was Queen Cleopatra.
	That's what I'm saying.
	You've done this before.
	Of Egypt who had to, who was taken hostage by Pax Romana.
	But you know Queen Cleopatra, she saved the Jews seven times.
	Really?
	Let's not hold that against her.
	She saved the, Middle Eastern Jewish people seven times.
	Cleopatra did, I didn't know that.
	She certainly did.
	You should read about Queen Cleopatra and the mythological connections to Queen Esther.
	She was Egyptian, right?
	I don't know my Cleopatra.
	She was a bloodline family.
	And she was involved with Mark Antony and the Roman Empire, right?
	Invaded Egypt.
	You know, when Rome invaded Alexandria.
	And she rolled herself up on a carpet and was delivered naked to him.
	Do you know that?
	No.
	Yeah, that's how she did it.
	That's why I say she was not a hoe.
	Are you sure you're a Cleopatra?
	Because I don't know if you would allow yourself to be rolled up nude on a carpet and delivered to a... Well, maybe you would.
	Well, it would depend.
	Like, if God made me look like Cleopatra, I sure as fuck would.
	If I had something to work... Did you meet Trump in your time travels?
	Is that how you guys became friendly?
	Yeah, I feel like I've known him on another level.
	But, you know, I've known so many famous great male artists, and they don't even know what we did in our last life.
	And I don't want them to know, because they might start trying to reinitiate that shit.
	And I'm not down for it, what with my thin vaginal walls.
	I can never have sex again.
	That's the sad reality, but kind of liberating.
	Well, is sex really that good?
	I mean, of course we like sex, we need to procreate.
	Well, when y'all's age and you're attracted to somebody.
	No, no, but why is everything so over-sexualized?
	Why are we?
	I mean, that makes me think that sex is, even though it's the most important thing to procreate, but like, everybody's so sexualized, everybody has onlyfans, it just means like sex is bad, right?
	I mean... No, it means you were molested early in childhood.
	Well, that is a thing.
	You were 70%... And then you became fixed and PTSD-ed on it, and you're like, oh, I can't handle all the horrible things that are happening to me.
	It's exactly all it is!
	I gotta find that goat doing the thing with the cat.
	It's like let the devil in there.
	It's so horrible.
	That's how they do ya.
	I think sex is like anything.
	That's what they mean when they say opening the third eye.
	That's their shit.
	Their secret society.
	Fucking kids in the butthole bullshit.
	Thank you.
	They'll fuck girls and boys right up in the butthole.
	They don't care.
	If they only are for butthole, they don't care about vagina.
	That's for making the babies that they can sacrifice and get the uterine scraping to sell to Bill Gates for his fetus meat they sell at McDonald's!
	Roseanne Barr podcast, everybody!
	Yeah, but you know, you say this, and you guys make fun of me because I'm a vegetarian, but they did a test on a McDonald's.
	No, it's true.
	I'm not making fun of you because you're gay.
	Well, yeah, that's true, but what I'm saying is- I never go to McDonald's.
	Well, but this is what they say is that McDonald's- But I like their fish burgers.
	Their stuff is good.
	I mean, it's genetically modified.
	It is.
	Yeah.
	They've done tests on the burger meat in that when one burger- Meatus.
	Horses.
	Well, it'll have meat, but yeah, it'll have meat from like a thousand different cows, but they've done tests where it had human meat in it, and they say, oh, a person fell in the grinder, you know, got his finger cut.
	No, but they're getting it right from Planned Parenthood.
	Planned Parenthood is selling the fetus meat as, what do they call it, protein?
	Well, they do the poor skin facial.
	They pass all these laws where you could call it protein.
	We're all fucking cannibals.
	How does a horse fall into a McDonald's vat?
	Well, when he's fucking one of the Democrats.
	That wasn't even funny.
	The biggest doesn't matter.
	Fucking Democrats is always going to be funny.
	There are a lot of horse fuckers in the Democrat party.
	They are, and there's goat fuckers.
	Actually, have you ever seen those videos where they're in the Middle East?
	I certainly have.
	They're actually banging a goat.
	I thought that was a joke.
	No, no, they really do that.
	Hundreds of videos!
	Don't look at that!
	That's what they did at Danny's party.
	Check out Mexico, what they do with donkeys down there.
	Danny was doing that.
	It's a coming of age thing.
	Excuse me.
	Donkeys were donkey bangs a girl, but I'm saying boys took donkeys as coming of age.
	Danny's parties was all about fucking in the goats.
	Yeah, probably.
	Yep.
	I can't believe a goat will just sit there and let a human do that.
	Well, they do them on the edge of a cliff.
	Yeah, I've seen those videos, though, where, yeah, they have them, like, on the... So they're pushing back.
	There's, like, a train going by, and, like, they're in the middle of Afghanistan or something.
	There's a guy... Did you ever see that documentary, Zoo?
	Zoo, where it showed these guys up in Oregon, these all-white farmer guys.
	They was training the horses to get behind them and do their business.
	Oh my god, do you remember the guy that died?
	Oh yeah, he died!
	Yeah, he was disemboweled.
	Was he in Washington or Oregon or something?
	He was in Oregon.
	He was disemboweled.
	And of course, he's like, blaming the Jews.
	It says, damn Jews, let this horse fuck me to death!
	Did you ever see the guy fuck the horse in his living room?
	Yeah.
	At the base of the stairs, and he's like, and the horse is slipping on the tile.
	Hilarious shit.
	People are gross, but that's what you were saying earlier.
	We were talking about the penises and the foreskin.
	Sandra Bullock was on Ellen DeGeneres' show talking about that.
	No, I talk about that, yeah.
	Yeah, they do the face show with the foreskin.
	And Ellen's like this, and what's it made of?
	She's like taunting her a little bit.
	Yeah.
	And what's her name?
	Sandra Bullock.
	And what's it made of, Sandy?
	Yeah, and she's like... Oh, I don't really want to say.
	Oh, why don't you want to say, Sandy?
	They think it's so funny.
	She goes, well... Well, come on, tell us, Sandy.
	Oh, it's made of little Indonesian slave boys' penises.
	And the audience goes crazy!
	You go girl!
	You just keep rubbing penises of babies on your face.
	I mean, that's like sexual deviancy.
	And they just hide it in a face cream.
	When I saw it, I call up my psychiatrist.
	I need you to reserve me a bed on Ward 3.
	I could never take it!
	No, it's scary shit.
	I'll be checking in on the weekend.
	I mean, I do want to try it though, just for the anti-aging benefits.
	I would try it.
	I mean, they're already foreskinned off and they're not like, they don't take a baby and go and then shove it in their face.
	They might though.
	I mean, they don't do it like that, but I'm saying they might.
	What do they do with the foreskins the Jews do?
	Because they do circumcise foreskins off boys.
	Jews do it.
	We all admit it.
	What do they do with it?
	Because I remember the call center we planted it.
	You know, I don't know, but I remember when he got my son here, he got circumcised.
	Yeah, I did.
	Well, his dad wasn't even a goddamn Jew.
	I married a... fuckin' what is it?
	Goyim?
	Shiksa?
	No, he's not.
	I didn't look at him that way.
	What are the Irish and the Scots?
	Scots-Irish.
	He's Lutheran.
	No, I don't give a shit for his religion.
	He's a Scots-Irish.
	But there's a tribe they are.
	I can't remember.
	Scots-Irish.
	No, there's a tribe of Israel they are.
	Shut up!
	But anyway... Well, you asked me.
	Y'all don't know.
	No, I don't.
	I don't.
	Oh, damn.
	Anyway, I'm so- I do know that Jake had a bar mitzvah and Chris Farley was there.
	The funniest guy.
	Chris Farley was my boy.
	We were friends.
	That's just so iconic.
	Greatest mom in my life.
	That was the coolest thing ever.
	You know, he was really like that in person.
	He was so nice.
	Like when he does the Chris Farley show, he's like, remember when?
	And he's all weird and awkward.
	That's how he really was.
	He really was like that.
	No, I was very lucky.
	The best thing he ever did that I never seen him do, ever saw him do.
	In my living room there.
	We're all shit-faced, of course.
	And I got him talking about, hey, do you have a...
	An obsessive number where you got to do something.
	Yeah.
	Cause I have that.
	Yeah.
	I have OCD a little bit where I don't want.
	What's your number?
	Well, I like evens more than odds, you know?
	So like sometimes I like to do stuff twice or like if something's wrong, I got to do it again.
	If it, you know, I'd like stuff to be even.
	Cause you want it to be two.
	Yes.
	I want it to be two.
	Is two your number?
	Like, yes.
	Like if I smoke a cig, I kind of need a second cigarette.
	Mom's a five.
	You're a two.
	I'm a five.
	You're a five.
	I'm a two.
	I need to be the second.
	So I was having this kind of conversation with Chris.
	And I go, what's your number?
	He goes, I don't really have a number.
	Mine's more disgusting.
	And I said, and forgive me Chris, but people should know, he is so haunted and genius, you know.
	Yeah, why was he so tortured?
	Why was he?
	Because it seemed like he had a good home life.
	His dad was closer to his dad.
	Well, because his dad weighed 700.
	His dad was huge.
	And his mom weighed 950.
	His mom was just as big as his dad?
	Yeah, they was two.
	They couldn't stop eating.
	You got to look up a picture of Chris Farley and his dad.
	His dad made Chris look thin.
	I'm not going to do it right now.
	I know, but they loved each other, but they needed all those layers of protection for how many times they was wounded, you know.
	No, that's what they say.
	Look at his dad.
	Thomas Farley.
	We was always talking about, okay, you can do this drug and that drug.
	You can give them up easy, but you can't give up chips.
	No, cheeseburgers.
	That truckload of fucking chips.
	When you're crying your eyes out at night over some man or woman.
	What was his number though?
	You never even finished the story.
	Oh yeah, what was his number?
	Oh, he told me he don't have a number.
	I says, well, what's your shit?
	Do you have to do it before you go on stage?
	Cause I have to turn the lights off and on five times, you know?
	As well as unplug shit and plug it back in.
	He said, well, um, you know, he was afraid I'd judge him, which I did laugh my ass off when he told me to.
	What was it?
	You're killing me.
	He had to touch everything in the room with his tongue.
	And he showed me.
	He licked my couches, my rugs, my end tables, my pictures.
	It was insatiable.
	But he had to put his tongue on everything.
	Except a human.
	That's insane.
	I'm gonna be so supportive, and then I was like... You freak!
	Put your tongue back in your mouth!
	You crazy motherfucker!
	I turned on the lights five times!
	I thought I was bad!
	That's normal, you freak!
	Get out of my house!
	And then he OD'd right after that.
	It's your fault.
	You probably made it.
	We're all nuts, aren't we?
	Yeah, we are.
	You're nuts.
	Did you ever do stand-up?
	I do stand-up.
	I do stand-up.
	I didn't know you did stand-up.
	What's your opening line?
	Well, you know, it's funny.
	Is this where you came out of, to be the pimp on the blimp?
	Well, that's kind of one of my catchphrases, but like, you know, the kind of stand-up I like to do, I like to talk about how I'm sick of conservatives trying to outlaw transgenders in women's sports because That's stupid.
	We can bet on the transgenders and we can win.
	No shit!
	We need to not outlaw them.
	We should support them and gamble on them.
	I think so too.
	I talk about being Tucker Carlson's biological stepson.
	You do look like it if he had an Italian mom.
	Yes, and I love comedy, but you have to admit this, though.
	Stand-up in this day and age, it's not the same as it was in the... I don't know how to explain it.
	You'd have a Richard Pryor live on the Sunset Strip, and that's this iconic thing.
	Stand-up specials aren't like that anymore.
	It's just not the same.
	I guess I think it's digital media and short-form content.
	What do you think of Rogans?
	The Rogan guy universally hated, and this is the one thing... Poor guy.
	What I thought was weird is that... Why'd he wear that color shirt is my only question.
	It looked terrible, he's sweating like that, and the guy's... He's lactating like a motherfucker up there.
	500 million dollars, put on a jacket, or wear an undershirt, and listen, you know, Joe... That's how I used to look after I gave birth to Jake that weighed 10 pounds.
	I'd go over there to Safeway with lactating up a storm.
	Well, and this is what I have to say to Joe, though, if he does see this.
	It's weird, because he made fun of Brendan Schaub, who's one of his best friends.
	Oh.
	Yeah, but said his stand-up special was terrible.
	But then Joe used two callbacks and basically two jokes that were in Brendan's special, so it's just very weird.
	I know, but sometimes you forget, you know?
	Yeah, I don't even think he was trying to plagiarize him, but just had similar jokes or setups.
	But ironically, Joe got famous for calling out Buck's favorite comic, Carlos Mencia, saying he is lifting shit.
	It was awesome.
	It was awesome when he did that.
	That was a good thing.
	That's when I liked Rogan.
	I remember when all the comics at the comedy store Went fucking nuts and refused to perform if Robin Williams was there.
	Because he stole everybody's stuff.
	But didn't he pay him?
	Well, he didn't.
	He didn't steal it.
	We didn't call it that.
	We called it inspired.
	Didn't homage.
	I don't know.
	But if you would go to Robin, at a certain point, you just absorb everything.
	And, you know, your mind's working 10,000 miles an hour.
	And if anybody would go to Robin and say, hey, that's a direct lift, he'd pay him.
	Yeah, that's what I heard.
	And there's also a thing, too, in comedy where it's not stolen, it's called hack.
	There's some stuff that's just hack, and sometimes hack jokes work, but I don't consider that stolen.
	I don't either.
	They're universal.
	Kind of universal.
	Anybody could think.
	Yeah.
	I like when, in my day, people were like, you know what?
	I'm going to fucking, bitch, we got a beef.
	And they started beef with my wife.
	What's your fucking beef?
	I do jokes about life!
	Yeah.
	And it was like, especially with the women.
	Oh, I bet that's, to make it as a female stand-up comedian is a hundred times, a thousand times harder than a male.
	Yeah, because of the bitches.
	Yeah.
	And they're all up there.
	I'm gonna, I'm gonna help every male.
	I can help and cut every bitch's throat.
	No, that's what you did.
	That's how they are.
	Cause I'm a feminist.
	Cause I'm a feminist.
	But one thing I can't stand as a feminist is a fat, loudmouthed bitch.
	Well, you know who is one?
	Amy Schumer, Chuck Schumer's niece.
	And she got caught stealing all of Patrisse O'Neal's jokes.
	She's the biggest joke thief in the world.
	But there's some stuff that's happened.
	I like her.
	What's her name is?
	A thin model version of Amy Schumer.
	Who?
	Nikki Glaser.
	Yeah, Nikki's funny.
	She's libtarded, but she's funny.
	Well, no, but she's Amy Schumer on a diet with a nose job.
	Yeah, she looks good.
	She was smart.
	She saw an opening and took it.
	She got the nose job, the fake teeth.
	She's attractive.
	Yeah, she can time a joke, but Jesus Christ.
	I don't give a fuck about your meaty, talk-a-lookin' pussy.
	You're a bore!
	And of course they love her, because she's like, dick, dick, dick.
	I used to... when they tried to get rid of me on the... okay.
	Anyway, I want to ask you...
	Are you ever afraid you're gonna get fuckin' fired?
	Every day!
	We're talking about The Blaze, I'm worried about it.
	You know, I told this story, one of the biggest things I got in trouble for, and it was like a throwaway thing, and I've done crazier stuff than this, but at The Blaze I went to a Nikki Haley rally, and this is when she was still trying to, you know, run for president or, you know, compete for the nomination.
	And they kicked me out immediately as soon as I walked in, and when I walked out with the staffers, like a female staffer, were sitting outside the event, and I just said to her, I'm like, hey, when their campaign's done, what are you going to do for work?
	Are you considering doing OnlyFans?
	It was just a joke.
	It was a joke.
	It's so funny.
	They clipped it.
	It got like millions of hits.
	But in the blaze, they stood with me the whole time, but they got really mad about that because they don't want people making fun of, you know, people within our own tent.
	Nikki Haley is, you know, conservative.
	She sucks.
	So I thought I could go after her.
	But she's a neo-pig.
	She's a neocon.
	And The Blaze doesn't necessarily like neocons.
	I'm not saying that, but they just, they want me to be respectful to people that come on our network, this and that.
	So they got mad at me for that.
	Yeah, that's nice.
	You don't, you can't get any guests after a while if as soon as they're off, you start slitting their throats.
	Right?
	If you can't be kind and decent to your people that you use for your ratings, I mean, you're going to crash.
	Don't you, do you ever think that we're in, An age where laying the mighty low through mockery is, uh...
	Just great for us, and it's amazing that we're born now.
	Well, we have to use mockery.
	We have to mock the system back, because they mock us.
	Yeah, right?
	They're constantly mocking us.
	They make us feel stupid.
	They say it's safe and effective.
	They repeat these mantras.
	So they're mocking us.
	That's why the most important thing is to mock them back.
	They get a thrill out of it, right?
	Don't you think they do?
	They're laughing behind our backs like, oh, they all got vaccinated for cheeseburgers or whatever it is.
	They thought it was so funny when people were punching each other for toilet paper at Walmart.
	The people that were in power were slapping their... Look at these idiots!
	Squid game.
	Squid game.
	Exactly.
	It's like squid games.
	It's a Netflix show come to life.
	They're like, look at those...
	Idiots just knocking each other out for toilet paper so they can poop!
	They're laughing their ass off.
	Yeah, they're probably betting on it.
	Or it's like Trading Places, such a great movie, but at the end of it, you know, Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd, you know, when they go through, they ruin both their lives, and the guy's like, here's the bet, $1.
	It's not even about the money.
	They ruin two guys' life for one dollar.
	They don't care.
	They just do it for the amusement.
	They don't even gain anything financially.
	They just want to use us like puppets.
	And they laugh at us and they mock us.
	So that's why people like you, I'm not saying I'm on your level, but people like me, we try to mock the system.
	And that's what they hate it the most because they don't have a sense of humor.
	They don't like to be made fun of.
	No, they hate it.
	They hate it.
	They hate it more than being exposed for doing a crime.
	Yeah.
	It's really weird.
	They cannot stand being mocked.
	That's how they can't fucking take it.
	That's why it's so funny.
	It's Monty Python level where they're like, well, you know.
	They are those who cannot be mocked, or the system will be completely changed to devise your incarceration for mocking us!
	That's exactly right.
	It's hard to see people like John Cleese being a Democrat.
	I know, I wonder what it is, because they did trans stuff back then about how insane... 100% and they were brilliant.
	But there are liberals, and it's like, what point is it going to take for the comics that are that to realize they're on the wrong side?
	I'm waiting.
	They can't realize it because they're stuck in post-World War II mentality.
	Yeah, you're absolutely right.
	They don't know that the world moved on.
	Yes, thank you.
	They don't understand that the Jewish people were saved from that.
	It's not just the Jews, it's anybody.
	Which they now oppose.
	Well, and that's the other problem, is once you become an elitist, you don't have a real connection with the middle class or the normal people, so you don't, you're out of touch with reality.
	You mean humans?
	With humans, yeah, with humans.
	I guess that's a better word.
	You know what I mean?
	These people are so disconnected that they have... The useless eaters.
	The useless eaters, that's what they call us.
	And the taxpayers.
	That's literally, Rahm Emanuel, they call us useless eaters.
	I mean...
	You know, about the time when I gived up hexing on people.
	Bring it back.
	It's time to bring it back.
	You might as well.
	We need it.
	It works.
	Isn't that weird though?
	Sometimes you put a hex on somebody, then their life collapses.
	You're like, oh, how did that happen?
	Well, I had to study a long time to learn how to turn a hex positive.
	Because you don't want to cast a hex negative on nobody because it all comes back if it's negative.
	And that takes a lot of mental gymnastics and acuity.
	Is there a revelation of method thing you could do to subvert that?
	I could, and that's why I want to write a book.
	And it is called Triangulation.
	Okay, I'm all about triangulation.
	I know, because I see what you're doing.
	So how are we gonna Secure how are we going to?
	What do we get what needs to be done for fuck's sake only the comics can solve this problem?
	Well, I guess it's ridiculous Well, I think how do we fix a system like I was saying earlier like we almost need the system to crash But I'm still not rooting for this isn't a crash But what I think the only way we can save each other is to save ourselves and be almost more selfish about our Like, not trying to wake up other people, but I guess trying to find joys in life.
	Like, it's one verse one.
	The only battle that you're really having, this is what I think, even though all these people are hurting us, and all these people that'll blame stuff on Jews and stuff, really, your biggest enemy is yourself.
	That's true.
	That's the only person you're competing against is yourself, is your own willpower.
	It's not yourself.
	It's your own internal enemy.
	Exactly right, or whatever.
	That internal person, that internal dialogue, once we got to try to just take care of the things that we can control, it'll make the world a lot better instead of us worrying about stuff we can't control.
	I think that's where the biggest disconnect is.
	It's like, we don't even care that we're 500 pounds, but we're going to go protest for You know, Ukraine, instead of fixing what's going on in our lives, and that's the problem that we have, is that we're not taking enough accountability.
	We're just trying to solve other problems without fixing our own personal problems.
	Well, I think it's a direct graph.
	Yeah.
	I wanted to do this, but nobody gets anything I ever do except for about three people.
	No, more than that.
	But I wanted to do this graph about sin I'm guilty of and Um, non-profit I support where they meet up.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You're right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You get, cause I was always asking like, do I get a tax credit for helping them poor people?
	I always would ask that.
	But they don't.
	I mean, really, no good deed goes unpunished.
	I would almost argue helping people almost hurt.
	I'm not saying don't help people, but it's weird how I've noticed that.
	Anytime I help somebody, somehow it always hurts.
	That's a true saying, no good deed goes unpunished.
	First thing they do when you help them, you'll learn this, my son, of your generations and such.
	Because this is the story we're in, us Jews, us tribe of Jews.
	This is our story, not what they're saying our story is, and their fucking horseshit that they play around with.
	They're cannibalizing.
	Cannibalization of our religion.
	And, um, what do you call it?
	Wikabala?
	What are you talking about?
	No, I'm talking about where they, um, what do they call that thing where they...
	Ethnically cleansed.
	Eugenics.
	Eugenics, yeah, thank you.
	No.
	No.
	Where they assume your identity.
	Avatar?
	I don't know.
	What is it where they assume?
	Pot of people?
	No.
	Culturally appropriate.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Culture vulture.
	Yeah, culturally appropriate your religion, your history for their Jew-hating horseshit.
	Mm-hmm.
	That happens constantly.
	Yeah, every single thing.
	And that's another thing is, I'd like to get your opinion on this.
	You know, there's a reason why white people are, and this is, Dr. Umar said this, and I actually did agree with it, that white people actually do, and Jewish people, there is, because of slavery, we do have a little bit of white guilt when it comes to black people, and that actually racism is not as bad between whites and blacks.
	But because Hispanics were never slaves, that white people were able to be mean to Hispanics easier, because they don't have that natural guilt.
	Have you ever heard this, anything?
	I know it sounds crazy, but it's like, that's why sometimes they say... I can see that.
	Yeah.
	I just know everybody hates everybody, and for no good goddamn reason neither.
	Do we hate each other, though?
	No, but we're agitated to hate each other.
	Yeah, well, we are, but when I go out and there's these protests and stuff, the craziest protests I've been to are these pro-Palestinian protests.
	They don't speak at all.
	They will not even have a conversation with you.
	But trans people, BLM, at least at those protests, some of them will have this conversation.
	The trans rallies, like the Drag Queen Storytime for kids, that's disgusting, but most of the people there aren't They're gay and weird, but you can have a conversation with them, even though we disagree.
	Somewhat.
	Somewhat, and I'm saying even BLM, but you go to these pro-Palestinian protests, Roseanne, I'm not trying to manifest this at all.
	No, I know what it is.
	But I think somebody's going to do a bomb or a mass shooting, something really bad's going to happen, probably really close to the election at one of these protests.
	More than one.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	And I thought it was going to happen, something was going to happen in the DNC.
	They're deep MK ultra bots.
	They couldn't do it at the DNC.
	They're MK ultra bots.
	Yeah, that really is.
	No, they're activated.
	Mind control victims.
	They backed off the DNC because they knew it would hurt Kamala.
	And like, stupid comedies like Zooland are great comedy, but that is like, these people do, and it's about- That was pretty profound.
	It was very, how you have these, you get like a model and you brainwash him to kill like the, whatever, the leader of Indonesia.
	Like Gigi Hadid.
	That's kind of like it is, like Gigi Hadid or whatever, Hadad.
	Beyoncé, Taylor Swift.
	Beyoncé, and it's weird how you can kind of turn these, you can MK ultra celebrity.
	And you can, you can radicalize somebody just by controlling the algorithm.
	Have you ever seen Arab born on the internet?
	Arab porn?
	Arab?
	Well, kinda.
	It's not real, is it?
	Oh yeah, it's real real.
	I've seen that Mia Khalifa girl.
	She's an Arab.
	She's one of the most famous Arab porn stars.
	She's not a real Arab.
	Well, she's a fake Arab.
	You can't be a real Arab and do porn.
	Oh yeah, you can.
	I've seen a lot of it.
	But it's probably Jewish people dressed as Arabs because Jews make all the porn.
	Well, that's true.
	Have you ever seen the Chinese porn where everything's blurred?
	The penis and vagina's blurred?
	Yeah, that's Japanese.
	Chinese porn is... And once you see a Japanese penis, you get why they blur it.
	And so, yeah, because they're small.
	Supposedly, like, a lot of the porn stars in Japan have died because the men treat them so bad.
	There's been, like, multiple onset deaths in Japan.
	They tie them up and leave them on the roof.
	On a beach or something.
	I think that's what happened.
	They do a gangbang scene on a beach, and I think a girl died from, like... They do a lot of that down in Arkansas, too.
	Yeah.
	That's where the Clintons are from.
	When people are really inbred, they tend to do that, get on that lemming mind control, where they are programmed to destroy themselves and their own families.
	Because they're too inbred.
	You're right.
	And that's why the royal family... And the experiment don't work out for the...
	We're the, uh, what do you call it?
	Uh, scientists.
	We're the Fauci's.
	Well, I don't want to, I agree with you a hundred percent.
	I'm not trying to call out RFK.
	Really?
	But don't you think it's kind of weird that RFK, like five different people in his own family have that kind of speech thing?
	And I'm not saying it's brainwashed.
	I saw a lot of other people recently with it.
	Yeah, but they say that could be from, you know, his cousins.
	No, cause Well, Rosemary was retarded.
	She was probably autistic, they say.
	Or a lesbian, which is sort of the same thing.
	Well, Rosemary was retarded. Yeah, I was not she was probably autistic they say
	Lesbian which is the sort of the same thing Well, that is true.
	You know, I just saw a study.
	This is a study that lesbians have the highest occurrence of migraines, which proves dating women's a fucking headache.
	Yeah, I could never be a lesbian, I told my fans, because I'd have to beat a bitch's ass she'd never shut up.
	I mean, seriously.
	I'd have to go, bitch, you gotta shut up.
	Yeah.
	We cannot do this podcast that's airing this Thursday without mentioning that RFK endorsed Trump's biggest news story.
	Oh, that's huge.
	Because me and him went deep and I seen it coming.
	You're taking credit for it, I can tell.
	I'm not taking credit.
	I just kill all glory to God.
	Well, you did kind of expose his campaign for that bear thing inadvertently.
	You did it.
	We had RFK.
	I didn't do nothing.
	God just gives me thanks.
	You did a spell.
	There's a spell that happened before the beginning of the world.
	I did a spell.
	You did something because that changed the whole... Let's take credit.
	We saved the country.
	Listen, I'm telling you what... Trump should have picked RFK as his running mate.
	That's what I wanted!
	And Trump, I don't know, Trump... And Trump likes Kennedy's!
	You know what I mean?
	He likes that.
	He's terrible at hiring people and you know why?
	I know this from construction because the people he hired were from a pool of skilled people and he assumes that's the same thing in government.
	It's not the same in government.
	He's like, You don't know how malevolent they are, and you should.
	When he does construction, right, back when he was Trump.
	Yeah, building these big buildings.
	He would get like, hey, this is an engineer, this is a guy, and they were the tops in the field.
	It was a meritocracy.
	So we'd hire, and then he would be like, okay, I just hired the best of the best.
	When you get in government, the people in positions of power are not the best of the best.
	They don't want to make a profit because you get richer not showing a profit.
	Yeah, you're right about that.
	RICO!
	It's all RICO!
	This government is nothing but a crime wave.
	And Bolton did, because he's been in there a long time, but he sucks.
	Yeah, he just sucks.
	It's nothing but a crime wave. He hired Bolton because he thought Bolton knew a lot about the military industrial
	And Bolton's did because he's been in there. He sucks. That's why Trump. That's the problem today
	I read that Kennedy called it that out the health industrial
	That is what it is.
	Is that genius?
	That's the greatest.
	He's absolutely right.
	I love that.
	Health industrial complex, which implicates Obama's stupid motherfucking Obama, what do they call it?
	Health thing?
	You know what that was?
	That was a syntax on the ill.
	God, he's so crooked.
	I am sick of him prancing around.
	After a night of being whatevered by whoever, and prancing around, murdering his chef, allegedly.
	And he does prance with his very short manicured hair.
	Well, his butt probably hurts from Michael.
	I'm not getting him off credit.
	I mean, just Barack Obama is the reincarnation of the Antichrist, I think.
	He is the Antichrist.
	I really think, and Michelle is the Baphomet.
	She's the Hulk.
	She looks like she plays a linebacker for the Chicago Bears.
	I mean, when she's up there with those fangs bared and those trapezoid things that no woman on earth has ever had.
	Can you tell your Michelle joke from your act to Alex?
	I say, I don't know.
	I say, you know, a lot of people think Michelle is a man just because they saw her penis swinging on the Ellen show when they was dancing.
	Or when she dropped off junior at the college and came out itching her balls.
	I'm saying, I think, I don't think she's a man.
	I think, but this is after I say she's the one that got my show canceled.
	She's best friends with Valerie Jarrett.
	We'll finish the joke and then tell the story.
	And then they called up Bob Iger, their buck boy.
	Finish the joke and then tell the story.
	Finish the joke.
	I can't remember what the joke is.
	A lot of people say Michelle's a man.
	I don't think she's a man.
	Only a woman can be that big of a fucking bitch.
	I never made fun of her when she was serving fried turds to the school kids for the school lunch.
	Yeah.
	That food was gross.
	I mean... Well, she cares about the children.
	Yeah, she cares about having sex with them, probably.
	Allegedly.
	Some girl on the internet says she It was anally raped by Michelle Obama.
	That's a rumor.
	It's a young child.
	Are we going to get our YouTube monetization back?
	Maybe.
	What do you want to do?
	What would be the most offensive, horrible thing you and I could do?
	Yeah, let's plan this.
	We need to go to Planned Parenthood and do something.
	No, listen.
	When I first got my big Hollywood agent, after I had my choice, after the Tonight Show, And I am mentally ill.
	Whatever.
	So are you, right?
	Oh, mentally ill as they come.
	Yeah.
	Cause you had trauma.
	Oh, well.
	Your whole life, right?
	Yeah.
	I would say, yeah, my parents divorced.
	I was traumatic, but yeah, I mean, I grew up in a bail bond office and I love my dad, but.
	I was telling Jake, you know, they couldn't get babysitters for me, so my dad would get the ex-convicts to babysit me that owed money.
	And it showed.
	Yeah, and it showed!
	The ex-convicts would be like, you know, really bad.
	I mean, some of them were on drugs still, some of them were sober, but yeah, I grew up in a tumultuous upbringing a little bit.
	What did the ex-cons teach you?
	Were they nice?
	They were nice, but they would tell me about drugs, they'd tell me about alcohol.
	The best one, the best guy, Bobby Hart, and the only reason he was the best babysitter, there was a guy, James Baker, and he was an actual heroin user that would babysit me all the time.
	He was so great.
	They used to make me drive when I was 13 before I had a license because they'd be too messed up to be able to drive me to the Jack in the Box or drive me down the street.
	You're like Pauly Shore.
	Seriously, it's like Pauly Shore.
	My dad would just let me, because he wanted to go date.
	My dad was single and he wanted to go date.
	And my mom was the same way.
	My mom dated and stuff.
	My dad, when they got divorced, actually chose to live with my dad.
	Just because, I don't know.
	Your mom did?
	No, I did.
	When they went through the divorce, they made me... This is why I talk about... Oh, that's so painful.
	It was so painful.
	I had to go to the judge and I had to choose.
	And for like 18 months, my mom didn't even want to talk to me.
	She was so mad.
	Of course, her and I fixed it.
	We fixed our relationship.
	But I wanted to live with my dad just because my dad kind of helped me with sports more, this and that.
	And I was 12.
	I think I finally... You're too young to make a decision.
	Unless it's cutting off your genitals.
	Yeah, you're definitely too young for that.
	But that's crazy.
	They made you pick at 12?
	You made me pick, and then I picked my dad, and that caused me some heat with my mom.
	But then, obviously, my mom, it took about a year.
	Her and I were fine after that.
	But my point is, when it comes to my childhood, both my parents were single, so they wanted to have a life, so they wanted to go date.
	So my mom used to kick me to my dad.
	She'd be like, Oh, I'm on a date.
	Go back to your dad's cause they lived near each other.
	So yeah, so I was like, this is what I always say.
	We had the dog Primo and my parents in the custody battle, they actually fought over the dog more than they fought for custody.
	I'm not kidding!
	I'm not kidding!
	So this is what they did in the divorce decree.
	They said that the dog would just go wherever I went.
	So my mom would be like, I want to see the dog sent to Alex.
	So I was raised by a German shepherd.
	That's horrible.
	No, it is.
	It's bad.
	I think that's why I'm so animalistic and that's why I'm like that.
	That's so sad.
	I'm so sorry.
	It's great that you didn't turn into a whining pussy fucking libtard after all that victimization.
	I'm not a victim at all.
	I've never wanted for anything in my life.
	My dad took great care of me, my mom took care of me, and they let me do whatever they want.
	My parents weren't very strict.
	Maybe they should have been more strict than maybe, but I was a captain of my football team.
	I went to college, graduated college, so I wasn't a total fuck up.
	But yes, there is.
	What position did you play as?
	I played defensive end at Highland Park, and then my quarterback was a guy by the name of Matt Stafford.
	No way!
	He just won a Super Bowl with the Los Angeles Rams.
	You played with Matt?
	Yeah, Matt was my quarterback.
	I didn't know that.
	That's cool!
	Yeah, he's gonna go into the Hall of Fame.
	He's a great player.
	No, that's so cool.
	I had no idea.
	Yeah, so I was a good football player, but then I went and played at the University of South Florida, and I got my ass kicked so bad.
	The first play I ever went in and practiced, it was this guy, Steven Nicholas, they called him the Snake, and he went and drafted in the third round to the Atlanta Falcons.
	On my play, I was supposed to go block them at a linebacker.
	I was like, oh, I'm going to go crush him.
	You know, this is my first practice play, just practice, not a game or anything.
	I was like, I'm going to go hit him so hard.
	He hit me so hard and knocked me out.
	Oh no!
	And then they played it the next day in practice, like, look at Alex Einstein getting his ass kicked.
	Oh no!
	I realized that I grew up, and I'm not saying I grew up with a silver spoon in my mouth, but everybody on that team, they were trying to make it to the NFL.
	I wasn't playing the NFL, but I had something to fall back on.
	I didn't think I was going to mainly go to the NFL.
	It was just so much more serious, and I was just trying to have fun playing high school football.
	Then I go to college, and I'm big and tall.
	I think I can still play.
	To these guys that came from the actual mud, that came out of the most You know, tumultuous, way more intense to me.
	That's why I love those sports.
	Yeah, that's why they were so much stronger.
	They had really been forged in fire, and it made a big difference.
	Well, the best boxers around the turn of the century were Jewish, and then it became blacks, and now it's kind of more Cubans.
	The most, whatever, what's the word?
	Yeah, it's the underrepresented minority in America becomes the boxing great.
	And any sport, and now... I mean, that's like Rocky tells that story.
	That's the greatest story.
	I mean, I love that movie.
	That's one of the greatest movies of all time.
	I mean, he's a great script writer.
	I'd like to have him on and interview him, but I'd be distracted by his facial things.
	I mean, Sly is one of the best that he wrote.
	He's a genius.
	And the fact is, how did he even get that made?
	Because they wanted to put a different actor and all this stuff.
	There's a whole story to it.
	There's a whole story.
	And he did end up being the main actor.
	How would a guy in Hollywood, even back then in the 70s, maybe 79 or whatever.
	He probably ate a baby or something.
	It's just saying, how did he do that?
	How did they give him the power to do that?
	Because you'd only greenlight... That movie won Best Movie.
	He had the same manager as me.
	It's a badass manager.
	Yeah, they were some Italian managers out of Nashville, Italian managers.
	They were based out of Nashville, Tennessee.
	Yes, sir.
	Did they mainly do music artists?
	They did everything.
	You know Rambo, too.
	Yeah, Rambo is such a great movie.
	Rambo 4 is the greatest movie.
	They had a variety of clients, including Albert Brooks, who I love.
	Yeah, he's one of the best.
	All his work.
	But, you know, people used to have a variety of clients, not just a CIA roster of operatives.
	Well, that's, you know, Operation Mockingbird, where it's revealed that the CIA is not only in every movie, but I think we even said this last time, when they wanted to use the, in Tom Arnold's movies, Last Action Hero, supposedly they want to make the villains Chinese or something, and they said, Jerry Bruckheimer, or whoever did that, I forget who did it, they said, They have script control, and if you want to use actual weapons, you have to make the terrorist Muslim.
	Yeah.
	In the original script, the terrorists weren't Muslim.
	They were Chinese or something, and they made them change it to Muslim to try to create the narrative, the predictive programming that Muslims are bad, and we're about to have to go to war with them, and all Muslims are terrorists.
	Maybe they're right.
	A lot of them aren't.
	Yeah, they were right.
	But I'm just saying, it's just weird how they use media to... That's what it's looking now, social media.
	That's why Kamala has a chance.
	I mean, we're all being baked.
	We are.
	We're being mind controlled.
	Well, it's, we're all, what is it, the frog in the boiling water.
	You know, we don't feel it until it's too late.
	Yeah, but comedy can crack everything open, right?
	You were telling me, like, how do we fix this?
	How do we, like, a neighbor that is- You gotta do something so fucking funny that everyone will shit their pants.
	It has to make them laugh.
	It has to bring them happiness and joy.
	That's the only way you can change a person's mind.
	Make them wake up.
	I think so.
	I mean, I know a lot of people that have, you know, come up to me and be like, oh, I changed my opinion because I saw how absurd it was.
	So it's like just putting a mirror.
	It's like, I call it culture jamming, where I just take the most absurd parts of our culture and jam it in people's face so they can see that it's actually absurd and that it's not normal and that we live in the upside down world.
	And using humor, for me, has been the most effective tool to try to wake somebody up, if I can even wake somebody up.
	Where do you think the heart of the beast is, Obama and Michelle?
	Probably so.
	I think the Pope has something to do with this, too.
	Oh, the Pope, Obama, and Michelle.
	I think the Pope probably secretly worships Satan or something.
	And it's like how they have all the accoutrements, like the hats and all that.
	All that's like weird and gay and satanic, in my opinion.
	So it's just, I don't know.
	I think that the Pope, Obama, there's probably people above Obama.
	The whole New World Order.
	Yeah, like the 13 families.
	And what they use is trauma-based mind control to scare us.
	Yeah.
	Into compliance as they did with the pandemic, and that's why I think there's going to be something really traumatic soon, because if you think about it... Everybody's saying that.
	Yeah, because we haven't had that much trauma this year.
	I mean, I think the... Kamala... The Trump assassination was supposed to be the trauma.
	That was big trauma.
	That was supposed to be him dying, and then everybody was supposed to just lose faith.
	Oh my gosh, could you imagine how we'd be if that had happened?
	Civil war, that's what they want.
	We would not be sitting here having this conversation.
	It would be totally, the whole...
	You're probably going to try it again.
	Yeah, I think so.
	Thank God us Jews gave him some holy stuff to carry around in his pocket.
	You said that!
	I know.
	And we prayed on him, too.
	Thank God for God.
	Hey, you motherfucking Satanists!
	Let me introduce you to somebody you never met called God!
	Well, they said that Iran had something to do with it and you're like, is that true?
	But then it's so weird that it's Thomas Crooks.
	I know he's getting pings from the FBI.
	Thank you for bringing that up.
	Cause that was clearly, and uh, they, they're behind the assassination of Trump.
	Something.
	100%.
	I don't know if they, it seems like.
	No, 100%.
	I think Iran would want to kill Trump because Trump will bomb Iran.
	Well, he had him basically broke with sanctions and shit, and then Biden and Obama sent them billions.
	There's so many good people in Iran, though.
	They coordinated October 7th with the money from Biden and Obama.
	From what they left in Afghanistan.
	That, too.
	They used those weapons, too.
	Those weapons were used on Iran.
	100%.
	No, Iran wants Harris.
	I mean, everybody's in bed with everybody.
	This is the bottom line.
	I think Harris is the trauma.
	I'm not even trying to be funny.
	Let me tell you why real quick.
	Because she's wildly unpopular.
	Nobody wants her.
	She's an idiot.
	But then the media was like, okay, we're gonna have to go with her because Biden shit his pants on television.
	Now, let's see if we can fucking do a psyop on the American public where they think she's the second coming of Beyonce and they did it.
	She's starting to do well in the polls.
	That's to me the psyop and the trauma is like, Those of us that know better are like, wait, we know she's unpopular, and now you're trying to sell her as the next great Obama or whatever, and it's working on their side.
	That's been traumatizing for me.
	I'm not joking.
	I haven't been sleeping.
	I've stayed off social media.
	I've told people, avoid it.
	Because when you look at the polls, it's worse, in my opinion, than if even Trump was shot.
	It's terrifying.
	I know what it is, but I've got to have a cigarette.
	That's just my opinion.
	Well, let's wrap it up then.
	No!
	Go get me a cigarette, Juan.
	I'm not letting you smoke in here.
	You can't.
	Do you guys want to be in a room with smoke?
	I don't care.
	I'd love it.
	Yeah, we have a three-month-old.
	This will be great.
	Hey, Siri, call Hannah.
	Go get me a cigarette.
	I'm not leaving.
	Go get a cig, please.
	Paige will do it.
	She's nice.
	No, I'm calling Hannah to bring you a cigarette.
	Paige isn't a Jew.
	She's nice.
	Let's smoke in a house with a three-year-old and a four-month-old.
	It's great.
	Open the fucking window.
	Yeah, really.
	Put this in the podcast.
	This is the best part.
	I put this in every podcast.
	Yeah, this is the best part.
	It makes me crazy.
	Listen.
	I'm telling you the truth.
	You can't go.
	Tell me the truth, please, because I know you can't lie.
	Hour 15 since her last cigarette.
	She can't go an hour.
	Aren't you boring me, chubby?
	You can't even go 10 minutes without your kind of booze.
	Are you drunk right now?
	We're roasted.
	Now we're roasting.
	I love it.
	Now we're having fun.
	What's in that cup right there?
	I want to know.
	What's in that cup?
	Water.
	Mix it a little bit.
	Somebody took my booze.
	Where's my fucking booze?
	No, and nobody can party as hard as Roseanne.
	She showed me that.
	You tell me that you couldn't party harder than Chris Farley.
	No.
	There's no way.
	I would pass out and thinking I was big time.
	Then the next day at 10 a.m.
	he'd show up.
	Still awake from the night?
	Still going.
	That's when I was young.
	That guy would get possessed by angels.
	Possessed by angels of creative whatever.
	People were just coming in and out of him and he would recreate like memories of people he stored away that he wanted to mock or recreate, you know?
	Because he could always do like a coach.
	He'd remember a teacher that would just come to life.
	He was brilliant.
	I mean, but, but his, I just, his party lifestyle of him, was he the hardest partying guy you ever dealt with or who else partied in Hollywood like that?
	I mean, who else had to overdose?
	Robert Downey Jr.
	came back from his.
	Yeah.
	Was Chris Harley?
	No, he ended up in someone else's bed.
	Yeah, that was weird.
	I think he went to jail for that.
	He went in somebody's house.
	I just think, you know, it's just obviously you've known like all the heavy hitters.
	Charlie Sheen.
	Charlie Sheen.
	Yeah, what do you think about Charlie Sheen?
	I liked how he said 9-11 was an inside job.
	He likes Alex Jones.
	I like some of his politics, but his daughter's on OnlyFans.
	I think that's kind of weird.
	He tried to kill his girlfriend a couple times, so I don't like that.
	I think what they do to the men, you can't even talk about.
	There's one thing what they do to the girls and the women.
	Well, Corey Feldman said that it was Charlie Sheen that raped Corey Haim on the set of Wolves.
	Oh, yeah.
	Charlie Sheen has to do gay stuff because he had AIDS.
	He was molesting children.
	So I don't like... After I found out that, I loved his meltdown.
	I love him in major leagues.
	I like him as an actor.
	I like how he's awake, but you can tell there's something sinister.
	And the fact that... Well, that's how they make the actors.
	Well, he's Martin Sheen's kid.
	He grew up in Hollywood.
	Of course.
	He was doing horrible shit as a young kid.
	But it just doesn't make sense of how he's a wealthy person like that and his daughter, Sammy Sheen, is selling her vagina on OnlyFans.
	Why not?
	Everything's for sale.
	I guess.
	It's Hollywood.
	This is a glitter life, baby!
	I want mom to do OnlyFans.
	We're working on it right now.
	Oh, you might as well.
	You could make a million bucks a month probably.
	Easy.
	Not with my sagging labia.
	Well, no, you charge by the pound.
	Oh, there we go!
	Boo!
	When I expose these saggin' labias... You know how they always say old men's balls falls in the toilet?
	Yeah, same with the women.
	All right.
	I think that's, what were you saying though?
	You were talking, you were, you got mad at me for the same thing.
	No, we said, what's the worst insult we could do to these stupid fuckers?
	Yeah, let's figure out how to beat them.
	Because they're elitist fucks.
	They don't give a shit about nobody but their self and they don't want to get in trouble.
	We're all going over and drinking baby blood on Epstein Island.
	They do not want to get exposed for that.
	That's our summers.
	We summer.
	You know, they always say, we summer.
	And we winter.
	We summer in the Epstein Islands teaching adrenochrome from babies that we then sell their body parts to Bill Gates from McDonald's.
	There's a character you guys should work on.
	She wants to do something with you.
	No, we have to go do something.
	We need to go do something.
	We sent this last time.
	We really have to.
	We have to come up with an idea.
	Say what?
	I know, but we need to go do something in Austin.
	I want to dress up like you're crazy homeless.
	That would be hilarious.
	And talk about how they're giving social services to immigrants.
	Can you give me some fucking money?
	I entertained you on TV for decades.
	That would be so funny.
	If you acted like you're destitute, that would be the most viral thing ever.
	Can you give me a fucking dollar, you motherfucker?
	And then you call out Valerie Jarrett and Michelle Obama.
	You know, you guys lost me my job on the number one show.
	I'm in the middle of my transsexual surgery.
	Were you guys talking earlier about how you were going to go back to being a Democrat?
	No, that's what you had to do.
	But I am because I said that.
	I kind of maybe left the Democrat party early because I thought well if they're going for Aborting the live babies.
	Maybe next year they'll be for aborting them up to age 52, and then I won't have to have an insurance.
	These are gigantic insurance policy payments I make every year if I just abort all my kids now.
	Yep.
	Right?
	Yes, I think the abortion thing.
	Illegal immigrants?
	How are you going to get your lawn mowed?
	Well, especially the child labor.
	Who's going to watch my kids?
	My grandkids?
	Who's going to raise them?
	If it's not, oh my God, if you go to these rich people's house and see what goes on.
	That was more demoralizing for me than anything I've ever seen in my life.
	Rich people's house in Beverly Hills.
	Yeah.
	Oh my God.
	Well, that's the problem.
	And you've had like super financial successes, like trying to keep up with the Joneses is the most futile thing.
	Oh, but it's fun for a while.
	Of course.
	No, everybody wants to have money.
	I had 16 dinette sets.
	That has to be the most fun thing in the world!
	It was so fun!
	Buying furniture for multiple houses, I bet that's the most fun thing.
	I know, it was so fucking fun.
	Yeah.
	It all ended up to be Costco, but oh well.
	Costco's great.
	Have you seen the Costco family?
	You don't even know about the Costco family.
	No, what about them?
	Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie, there's a family that's famous, and all they do is go to Costco and eat at the food court, and they're super famous.
	That's cool.
	My granddaughter, you know what she calls it, Maisie?
	Let's go to Costco and get our lady snack.
	What does that mean?
	Ladies' Day?
	Ladies' Snacks, where you get the free snacks.
	Oh, because it's always ladies handing it out.
	I can't believe you haven't seen the Costco dad.
	I'm looking at it right now.
	Have you not seen him either?
	Mm-mm.
	These guys go, double-junk chocolate cookie!
	And it's this dad and this fat kid.
	I looked exactly like I was a fat kid, just like this kid growing up.
	And they're just kind of like, you know, middle America.
	That's what they're trying to represent.
	I think that's the biggest problem, too.
	You were a fat kid?
	Well, of course.
	I played football.
	But you know what I mean?
	Like, show this kid.
	He's not obese, but he's just a chubbier kid.
	What do I call... What do I search?
	It's like in Costco.
	That kid's the worst fucking oppression on Earth.
	Costco family.
	Oh, it's the worst.
	I got bullied.
	It's worse than any kind of ethnic oppression.
	And I have a high voice.
	I used to say, you're Mickey Mouse when I was in like second or third grade.
	Oh, no.
	Do you hear people?
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's horrible.
	They're on TikTok.
	They got a million people on TikTok.
	Look at their TikTok.
	Are these them?
	Yes, that's the dad.
	Let's go shopping.
	We're a Costco family.
	How many of these things are you going to eat?
	It's a double-chunk chocolate cookie!
	It's so stupid.
	This is all they do.
	Of course we had to try out the new furniture.
	Get your feet off of there!
	We're a Costco family.
	He's not the only one that can lift these tires.
	It's Roseanne and Dan.
	I demand a percentage of their wages.
	They stole your idea.
	But they have millions of followers.
	They've blown up.
	That's cool.
	A Costco family is cool.
	I know everything good to buy at Costco.
	Like don't buy the steaks that are browner.
	Because they've been sitting there too long.
	That's a good note.
	Get the red or pinker meat.
	You know they say the red in the meat is a dye.
	That's not actual blood.
	Well, you don't want the blood.
	You want blood free.
	That's why you don't want the dark because that's settled blood.
	You don't want that for your family.
	Yeah, you're right about that.
	You know, that's why I just go out hunting and bag me a deer or a goat or a cow.
	See, that's the best, that's the best meat possible.
	It is.
	Even these meat, you know, even the, we get this meat.
	Have you seen those videos too where they show fruit, the banana can bend?
	You know, it's like, it's like fake fruit.
	It is.
	All the food that we're getting.
	It's GMO.
	All the food we're eating is garbage.
	I don't know what the hell we're going to do.
	They say we have micro... We're going to have to start eating each other, like Soylent Green is people.
	Yeah, but Soylent Green, then we're still eating all the nasty microplastics.
	I know, but that's the big rib.
	It's human meat.
	And it's delicious.
	It's human spam.
	And it's delicious.
	It is good.
	Soylent Green is good.
	Yeah.
	And so good for you.
	An adrenochrome is good.
	That's where I want to be a Democrat.
	My skin is, uh, what did I say?
	A lot clearer and tighter.
	Oh yeah, you get the Bortley, you get the adrenochrome for your skin.
	You don't have to, what else was the other stuff?
	You get a free trip to Epstein Island every year.
	You don't have to worry about going to jail for committing a crime.
	I can do anything I want and I'm above the law while I say no one is above the law.
	And I have a democracy of having no democracy.
	Yep.
	Because they're destroying democracy when they ask for democracy and no democracy.
	They just kicked Cornel West off the Pennsylvania ballot.
	They did.
	Cornel West, Jill Stein, RFK.
	The party of saving democracy.
	Wait, Jill Stein got kicked off the ballot?
	They're trying to kick Jill Stein and RFK.
	I hope they kick Jill Stein.
	The Democrats are doing it.
	But she's been running for president.
	Fucking doctors ass.
	No, but my point is Democrats are like, this is going to siphon our votes, so let's just kick them off the ballot.
	That's the party saving democracy.
	I knew that was coming.
	We know it's rigged.
	I mean, Kamala Harris didn't get one vote.
	I mean, they just chose her and she just got to be- They had to.
	She wouldn't have passed.
	She's one of the worst candidates ever.
	She's worse than Biden.
	She's the total token.
	She's only going to get 150 million votes, I think.
	Did you ever deal with Gavin Newsom when you were in California before?
	I mean, we know he slept with his assistant's wife and he's always been his scumbag, but did you ever- And his wife slept with Weinstein.
	Well, he's Nancy Pelosi's nephew.
	Yeah.
	You know, and Pelosi goes back to, what's his name, from Baltimore.
	The Baltimore crime family.
	Yeah, she's from a crime family.
	The Bidens of Baltimore.
	Yeah, there's a guy on Twitter that he only follows her stock market picks.
	Yeah, StockTrader.
	Yeah, StockTrader, and he's up like 3,000% or something on his investment.
	Yeah, I follow this.
	Nancy Pelosi StockTrader.
	She's the greatest of all inside traders.
	She's the best.
	She's the best StockTrader.
	No, she's just really good.
	She just knows what's going on.
	But when she's like doing an interview and she's all drunk and the reptile in her comes out and she's like, And her eyes look weird.
	She can't hold the human frame.
	And her eyes get really big, like that Adam Schiff realtor look.
	And AOC has it too.
	The MK ultra eyes?
	Yeah.
	Their eyes look weird.
	The reptile thing.
	We don't even realize they'll approve a company that can do all the government lights in a city, and they'll go invest in that company before they approve it.
	You know what I mean?
	Of course.
	Companies that we don't even know.
	And then they'll have a CrowdStrike blackout.
	That's what's gonna happen, I think.
	I think they're gonna... I think so, too.
	She says there's no election.
	She's got money on it with malice on it.
	Yeah, they're gonna hack us or they're gonna do something.
	They're already hacking us all over the world.
	They're hacking every grid.
	And that's what they're gonna say so they don't... because they're not gonna get the paper ballot.
	They're not gonna get the mail-in ballot.
	Well, they're legally allowed to hack us because we have the Patriot Act.
	They can spy on us legally.
	So I think there's going to be a jihadist attack.
	I think that's what's going to happen.
	I think there's going to be some sort of Palestinian where there's cells everywhere in America.
	No, they're going to blow up.
	It's going to be really bad.
	It's going to be worse than 9-11 in every major city.
	I'm telling you this.
	Jihad is coming.
	I'm turning it back on itself.
	And I can do that today.
	Let's pray.
	It's not going to happen.
	None of their weapons formed against us is going to I hope so.
	I hope so.
	it's going to go down. Space Force will download it all.
	I hope so.
	Um, people who are smarter than them know what they're doing. They already got them in
	best. They're bested.
	I hope so.
	Be best.
	I hope so.
	The best is yet to come and it did come and they're bested.
	Should we go eat? It's time to eat some dinner.
	But you are so wonderful.
	I don't even know what we talked about.
	We talked about a lot, but I'm not as wonderful as you.
	But I'm going to say, I know that you are working real hard to do your part for saving our country.
	I really salute you for it because I know what your heart is and I love what you do.
	Well, I really appreciate that.
	And I'm trying to kiss your butt though.
	It's just an honor.
	Ah, go ahead.
	I know, but it's an honor and privilege.
	I would not even ever thought that I would be sitting in a room in Roseanne's house talking to you.
	And the fact that I've become good friends with Jake, it's just, it's almost- Twice you've been here.
	It's very, twice!
	I'm just saying, it seems surreal, but at the same time, reality is stranger than fiction.
	So let's see what's in store.
	We just need to keep mocking the people in power and see- You know what I say, let's roll.
	Let's roll!
	9-11, baby.
	And let's have a plan real quick if Kamala does get inserted.
	Oh, God.
	Because if Trump wins, we're all going to be happy.
	If Trump wins, it's going to be a civil war.
	And if Kamala wins, it's going to be a civil war.
	See, that's what I'm saying.
	I want Trump to win.
	I think if Trump wins, it might even be worse.
	It's going to be worse.
	Or it just might be accelerated.
	The same outcome, but it'll be an accelerated outcome.
	But we need a plan.
	Let's just ask God to step in and have it be a smooth transition to power.
	Do the people's will in the fact that they would have access to the information that people in our government don't care if they live or die and in fact prefer that they would die and in suffering so they can make a profit on their treatment and sending their children to war because they would prefer to have them killed than to give them a future job with benefits, which they also could do, but you know, they don't give a shit.
	I've been praying every day.
	Let's just pray that God hears us and he lets his intelligence ascend to this stupid sphere and lights it up.
	Yeah, it's time.
	We need God now.
	We need your God.
	Come on.
	Come on down here.
	We trust you.
	Even if Kamala wins, I know this is your plan.
	Well, I think in the battle of good versus evil, good wins.
	Of course it does, always.
	All right.
	Well, let's pray for that.
	And God is good.

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