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A Domestic Goddess and Domestic Terrorist walk into a bar | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #57

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	Hey everyone, welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.
	We're going to get into the Gavin McInnes episode right now.
	McInnes, McInnes, you're not on mic.
	Oh, sorry.
	Yeah, McInnes.
	He said he had his grandpa had to change it to McInnes because America was so racist against the Irish.
	And they thought the Irish was all in the Irish mafia, which of course they were, but they didn't want nobody to know it.
	So they had to sound more Scotland.
	Absolutely.
	And we've already filmed the episode.
	We love Gavin.
	You guys hit it off.
	He said to you, I am Roseanne Barr, and you said, I am Gavin Gadsden.
	No, as he left, he said, we are the same person.
	I said, yes, we are the same person.
	We like to rile and provoke.
	Fascists.
	None better than the two of you.
	Like Woody Guthrie on his guitar there said, this machine slays fascists.
	I love it.
	And that's what we are.
	We're comics that provoke fascists.
	And when they get provoked shit, they unravel right before your eyes.
	Like in The Wizard of Oz, when they threw water.
	Remember I played the Wicked Witch?
	Yeah.
	And they threw water and I got to enact that.
	Yeah.
	That part where you like disassemble in front of the public's eyes.
	That's what's happening before our eyes.
	And you know that you and Gavin were cancelled roughly the same time.
	That's why I call you the king and queen of cancel culture.
	You two were probably the most the biggest cancellation. Not that he was at your star
	level, but his cancellation was overnight.
	Now he's a domestic terrorist in hiding and we love him.
	Anyway, the reason I'm here is to tell you that we have a new page, youtube.com forward slash at
	Roseanne Barr clips. We're going to load our clips there. And the reason we're doing this is because
	YouTube is communist. They've demonetized us. We hate them. They're lying about our
	numbers. I don't hate. Okay. I don't respect the fact that they tell me we've gained 50,000 subscribers
	and we didn't get a single view.
	I don't believe that.
	I believe that as much as I believe Joe Biden got 81 million votes, 23 million at 4am.
	It's bullshit.
	The numbers are cooked and I hate them.
	So we started a new page You're trying to destroy our democracy of having no democracy.
	What the hell?
	You're destroying our democracy of no democracy.
	That is true.
	YouTube.com forward slash at Roseanne Bar clips.
	We got to build that page up.
	We just found it.
	I think we have like eight followers right now.
	We want to start building there and try and get that monetized and start moving to rumble because fuck YouTube.
	Thank you.
	So please go there and follow.
	Fuck them all.
	They're all idiots.
	Gotta smarten up, everybody.
	Smarten up.
	All right.
	Well, now enjoy this episode with Gavin McInnes.
	McInnes.
	McInnes.
	McInnes!
	Well, it doesn't matter.
	It does matter.
	You should know that, boy.
	I interbreeded with the Scottish just so I could expand my gene pool.
	Which was all my cousins marrying their first cousin in the Jew world.
	I brought in some good genes from the Scots.
	Really?
	So don't be talking about Gavin McInnes.
	Is this good genes to you?
	The Scots are a tribe of Israel, you know.
	I did not know that.
	But anyway, enjoy the episode.
	Greetings humans and earthlings and other sentient beings including animals.
	Thank you so much for sending that video of the chickens loving on my voice.
	Send me more videos of animals loving on my podcast.
	Because, you know what, animals are the highest form of intelligence on this planet, and that's why they love my voice, because they know that finally a voice of divinity and intelligence has pierced this realm of unified bullshit.
	Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast, but before I cut to the music and Jake gives me the song and dance about editing and shit, listen up.
	YouTube, you know, okay, be sure you fuckin' click the like button if that's not too much a fuckin' ass for you to get off your lazy, entitled asses thinkin' I owe my whole life to you for free.
	Yeah.
	Goddammit, I gotta pay my bills too.
	The least you could do to steal all my ideas and hear all the good shit I have to say, which I'm happy to give you for free, but the least you ingrateful bastards could do is push the fuckin' like, like button there, okay?
	And notification.
	And the notifications because you know nobody's gonna tell you the truth like me, bitches.
	Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.
	So you see, my patience is running thin.
	So you see, my patience is growing thin.
	We have a genius that's pierced this realm along with myself, me, myself, and I.
	Another genius has pierced this realm, and of course, he has been persecuted, flogged, done 32 stations of the cross.
	And I'm so proud to have him here.
	We're gonna hear what he has to say, not what they say he fuckin' said.
	Yeah, bitches.
	Hi, Gavin McInnes.
	Hi, Roseanne!
	I brought some chicken nuggets and cream of mushroom soup.
	I don't know if you want it or I'll just put it down.
	My granddaughter likes you.
	She's rare to like folk.
	I love kids.
	Yeah, I can tell.
	And they seem to love you.
	That's a good sign.
	Yeah, the thing that parents don't realize is you get them for like a nanosecond.
	Like they're with you from baby till 14 they start not liking you.
	And then you're just the owner of the motel that they stay at.
	So you've only got 14 years.
	That's correct.
	Sometimes only 12 for girls.
	Girls and a mom is different than children and their dad.
	I was so happy to hear one of my idols, Rihanna, talking about that saying, children, they need their dad.
	And she says she has two boys, but she's like, well, they need this primary relationship with their dad.
	And she says, I'm just a bystander, you know, like that.
	I think that's true for boys and their dads.
	How many sons do you have?
	I have two sons and a daughter.
	Oh.
	And my favorite example of why kids need dads is I was at the airport coming back from St.
	Thomas and I was taking a shit.
	And I was next to some kid who had showers.
	You were in the bathroom.
	I wasn't.
	No, I was protesting.
	I worked for a climate change company and I was just defecating all over the gate.
	Oh yeah, well they do that.
	To raise awareness.
	Yeah.
	Thank you for your service.
	I sprayed the lady at the gate there who takes your ticket.
	I sprayed her, sprayed her machine.
	But no, so this kid was in the stall next to me and he'd shat himself.
	And he was like six.
	And the dad is like, what the hell's the matter?
	He's wiping his legs.
	Part of me was like, if this gets too much, I'm going to have to intervene.
	But it didn't get too much.
	He was just like, God, get it together.
	What the hell is he?
	Tell me I have to go to the bathroom.
	The kid was crying.
	And then we went back to the gate.
	Simultaneously, just by coincidence.
	And then the mom was there, and she hugged him.
	The boy?
	The little boy, and he was sad.
	They threw his underwear away, whatever.
	And I thought, that's such a great example of why you need a mom and a dad.
	Yes, you shouldn't shit yourself.
	Literally get your shit together.
	But, you're gonna shit yourself.
	Like, it's gonna happen about once every two years for the rest of your life.
	So, you feel bad when that happens, so you need a hug from your mom.
	So, both mom and dad were right.
	Well, I'm going to disagree there.
	Okay.
	And I'll tell you why.
	Because my idea of a man, and I'm telling you what, the whole thing is through perceptions, right?
	So men are going to think different of their dads than women are going to think of their dads, right?
	True.
	And men, like I'm going to think of men different probably than you're going to think of men, you know?
	But like, I like a strong man.
	And to me, my ex-boyfriend, Johnny, he told me his dad, who was a scrappy little Serbian guy, immigrant, you know?
	This is Johnny Argent?
	Yeah.
	He's my ex-boyfriend now.
	How long is that?
	How long have you guys been apart on that end?
	Well, we were together for 22 years.
	This year?
	And they were the happiest two years of my life.
	That's what I have to say.
	So, Ma, the bird flu is coming back.
	It's an election season.
	Biden's probably stepping down.
	They're trying to kill Trump.
	They're trying to kill all of us.
	They shot him.
	They shot his ear off.
	Well, they shot... I don't know if they shot his ear off.
	That might be a little exaggeration.
	Well, they shot the tip of his ear.
	I think it went through right here.
	I saw a video today.
	But anyway, my point is... My favorite meme was, don't get your ears pierced at Claire's.
	That's hilarious.
	The point is, shit's about to get even worse.
	Biden's mentally declined.
	I think he's stepping down.
	Well, it could be, and we're all worried about it.
	We don't know what's going to happen, though.
	It could end up to be really great.
	That's true, but... We don't know.
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	I mean, it's like a stitch in Time Saves Nine and all these old sayings that people have forgotten about and need to remember, you know?
	And just being smart.
	Be prepared.
	Be prepared.
	You don't want to be looking for medicine while the medicine that actually helps you is demonized so that they can push an experimental drug to inject in your children and then you find out that that drug all along would have worked.
	Well, you know they're just trying to kill us because we're on their nerves.
	He seems sexy.
	Big guy.
	Kind of a surfer kind of a look.
	He's like an East Coast musician.
	That's sexy.
	That's been in a lot of cool bands.
	I'm a boner right now.
	You're giving me a boner.
	And he played with this guy that I used to love.
	What's his name?
	Gary Puckett.
	Yeah, Gary Puckett.
	No idea who that is.
	Young girl, get out of my life.
	My love for you is way out of line.
	Better run, girl.
	You're much too young, girl.
	Is that like the 50s?
	With all the charms of a woman.
	Yeah, Johnny was an older gentleman.
	He's older.
	He's hot.
	Sexy.
	So when did you guys break up?
	Why'd you guys break up?
	Uh, we broke up cause I took, I, I got this deal for Fox to do this stand-up special.
	So I says, well, I'm going to go over there and do the stand-up special.
	And he's like, yeah, I'd love to go with ya, but you know, I got these fucking cats.
	So he chose the fucking cats over me.
	I mean, I knew he was going to choose the cats over me cause he's in love with these fucking cats cause he's not normal.
	He's a great cat guy.
	You pay a fat chick 20 bucks and she'll come by and basically make love to them.
	In Hawaii, they eat them.
	They'll eat them.
	It's Hawaii.
	Oh, isn't it Hawaii?
	Well, Hawaii, the bad thing about Hawaii is when you ask somebody to feed your cats at 5, they show up at 8.30 p.m.
	Yeah, Hawaii time.
	And then he got all worried about... But my favorite thing, I was on the phone with my sister.
	And I said, Oh my God, he's talking to them fucking cats.
	I go, I got to put you on FaceTime so you can see this, you know?
	So I go up behind him and he's like this to the cats he named after Gil Gonzales.
	And he goes, No, Marianne, I'm not giving you any love love right now.
	I've already fed you and petted you several times during the day, and I do not have the time right now to give you any more petting, okay?
	How's that boner doing right now?
	It's gone.
	It looks like a belly button.
	It's inverted.
	I heard him.
	So he's like, you know, I'm choosing the cats over you.
	So I'm like, all right, he's choosing the cats over me.
	It was a little heartbreaking.
	Mark Stein, I've always looked up to Mark Stein.
	Who's that?
	Great writer.
	He was, he takes over for Tucker's back when Tucker had a family.
	Oh, I love that guy!
	Yeah, I loved him too.
	Isn't he great?
	Until I found out he's a cat guy.
	I'm a cat guy.
	Oh yeah, I don't trust cats.
	And he made a video called, I thought I saw a puddy tat walking up on me.
	And he spent like tens of thousands of dollars, just like the Ricky Gervais' character in The Office when he got money and did that if you don't know me by now thing.
	The best video ever.
	He did a video of like a giant cat sneaking up on him.
	And then he added another jazzy song about how his wife loves her cats more than him.
	Oh, I got to hear that.
	Oh, my God.
	It is so embarrassing.
	I'm going to put this in.
	What's his name?
	Mark Stein.
	Well, he was always excited when I had to leave home to go to work or when I'd go to babysit my granddaughter.
	So, I come home early.
	Why does he not get upset because I'm going over there and spend the night?
	Because he's letting the motherfuckers in.
	To sleep with him in his own room.
	Ew.
	He's sleeping with cats.
	I'm allergic to cat people.
	Me too!
	He knows I love cats.
	I think they are Satan.
	Mark Twain is a cat guy, and it wrecks Mark Twain for me.
	You know they're not domesticated?
	Yeah, that's why I like them.
	No.
	If they were six feet tall, they would kill you.
	They're lions.
	If a dog was six feet tall, he'd just become Clifford.
	He'd want to hang out with you and lick you and stuff.
	That's why I like cats more than dogs.
	That's why lesbians love dogs.
	Have you noticed that a lot of lesbians own dogs?
	Yeah, they never own cats.
	But the gay guys own the, I'm just talking about like this, when there's only guys with guys, that's a different kind of culture.
	And when there's only women with women, that's a different kind of culture.
	And I know cause my brother is gay and my sister's a lesbian.
	So I've gone between them two cultures and it's blew my mind how they got like a lot of, um, what do you call it?
	They, uh, Project.
	Yeah.
	They really project onto the other sex.
	The problem with gay men is, and this is why I hate black guys with blue eyes, they get too many blowjobs.
	Yeah.
	And it reduces their IQ.
	I think this is true.
	This is true, I assume, right?
	It's not a joke.
	I was at the airport, and there was two pilots shooting the shit, and they were being interesting, and the gay flight attendant was behind them, and he had his head down, and I was like, you should have your head down, you failed.
	You're a waitress in the sky, and these guys are driving, how many pounds, I don't even know, 500 ton buildings through the air, and you serve drinks?
	Well, Ma, you know, it's easy to put off something you don't think is important now, right?
	You got enough going on in the world and your family and they're trying to kill our candidate and kill us.
	And there's certain things you should be doing now outside of everything else.
	And one of the things I suggest, I have two daughters now, is a life insurance policy.
	Look into it.
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	Well, every wife or husband that murders their spouse first takes out a life insurance policy.
	Stage 1.
	But that's also how they get caught.
	Right.
	Because they're foolish and they kill them like right after the policy goes through.
	Yeah.
	And that is not smart.
	You've got to wait, I think, 10 years at least.
	Yeah.
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	Yeah, you do.
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	You've got to plan ahead for your future.
	That's a joke.
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	That's a hell of a deal.
	Yeah, it is.
	I mean, you know.
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	Right, Jake?
	Yeah.
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	Uh, there's more to it than that.
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	I know that's what, that's why I took out, That's why I added that to my life insurance because, you know, I worked hard to leave something to my kids and, you know, the government is already gonna try to take half of it.
	Yeah, definitely.
	And you've been successful.
	And so, you know, I took out life insurance policies to protect the taxes that my kids are gonna have to pay.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	I mean, I think we're really lucky that we can get life insurance.
	If we get the right policy, it's very helpful.
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	So go check them out.
	Yep.
	Then I think, why are gays, like, not kicking ass?
	They do.
	They make money, you know, organizing parties and stuff.
	But like, where's the gay CEO of Well, now with Affirmative Action, they're getting to be CEOs and planes are falling out of the sky.
	They do really well, actually.
	You're an older model.
	Oh, yeah.
	What's your favorite gay who won the Fields Medal in Mathematics?
	Well, I don't know.
	I couldn't name anyone that won a Fields Medal in Mathematics.
	What are you talking about, gays?
	I'm just saying they're not really hitting it out of the park.
	President Obama was president of the United States.
	That's pretty good.
	They control the fucking world.
	Haven't you never heard of the gay mafia?
	No.
	Yep, yep, the Velvet Mafia, but that's Hollywood entertainment.
	No it ain't!
	David Brock?
	Come on, it's all media and all advertising too.
	Right.
	Easy stuff.
	That's why they didn't put Melania Trump on no covers of no fashion magazines when she was the most fashionable first lady we've ever had.
	Prettiest first lady ever.
	Even better than, what's her name?
	JFK's bitch.
	Jackie O. I agree.
	No, she was objectively better looking than Jackie Onassis.
	I agree.
	Jacqueline Onassis was exquisite in her features.
	I saw her face up close.
	I used to stare at her all the time when I was in New York and eating at my favorite restaurant.
	Eat!
	And she used to come in there with her gorgeous son, who we'll talk about another time.
	I hope he's alive.
	He ran against Hillary, and we know what happens when you run against Hillary.
	Yeah.
	You disappear.
	Yep.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	I hope he comes back.
	A lot of people say he's still alive.
	That's what they say on The Real Raw News.
	Do you think he's still alive, JFK Jr.?
	Have you heard that one?
	I didn't even know he was gone.
	There's a guy who talks like he's been gone.
	No, that's R.F.
	Kennedy.
	No, that's Bobby Kennedy Jr.
	Yes, he's not into the JFK.
	You mean John Kennedy who crashed in the plane?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	A lot of people say- A few people think he's still alive.
	Just that you're missing the- Yeah, I agree.
	You're going to make a lot of people mad.
	Can I just get you back on track?
	You did start with saying kids are different with dads.
	I wanted you to finish that thought if you could.
	We got a little off.
	I love it, but what was your point?
	You were saying he was talking about a dad shitting his pants.
	Well, girls with their moms, that's a frigging frightening civil war of minds, wills, hearts, and manipulation as unto the devil himself.
	It's a horrible trip with a daughter.
	And I think the man they get, the daughter adores them.
	He's her final word.
	He gets all that loving up.
	And of course he's so, because men are kind of narcissistic in many ways.
	We all are.
	But they need to be because they're the lion.
	You know, they got to go kill the food, right?
	Yep.
	So they got to like believe in their self above all else or they wouldn't be able to do that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	They, they, they lay down the law.
	It's like a cop.
	Yeah.
	You know, when people try to outsmart a cop and they go, I ain't giving you my ID.
	Oh, here's what I was going to say about my ex-boyfriend's dad told him.
	He said, a man most shows his strength through his gentle leading.
	And I just thought that was really cool.
	Cause I thought that was a good dad.
	Cause you think about what would the, that's how I tried to do John.
	Goodman's character, whatever that was.
	Dan Conner.
	You forgot his name.
	One of them.
	I tried to do Dan Conner to where he was reasoned and merciful.
	Yeah.
	Because I thought there was a lack of that in fathers in America, and I wanted to set that example, you know?
	Well, you look at the way fathers- I didn't know he was going to end up to be a father.
	Fag enabler.
	Well, that's the difference between the character and the actor.
	But you look at the way men are portrayed in sitcoms.
	Obviously Homer Simpson is a joke.
	The guy in Married with Children is a joke.
	But they were brilliant.
	They're all pathetic losers.
	Dice Clay too.
	They were brilliant at it, doing the sad sax.
	There hasn't been a good dad on TV.
	There's a cartoon with these two kids.
	One's a fish named Darwin.
	And the dad is a bunny.
	I forget the name of it.
	But the dad is so retarded that if he was left alone, just like Homer, if you left Homer alone, he wouldn't be able to make mac and cheese.
	He would die of starvation.
	And Roseanne was one of the few shows where the dad was a tough working class guy, but he was not a moron.
	No.
	And he led his family With a sense of, you know, style, I guess is the word.
	And he adored his wife.
	Yes.
	Because he knew she was hot.
	Right.
	Right?
	Did you have to sleep with John Goodman in order to convey that to him?
	Well, I tried to make him sleep with me, but he wouldn't, to his credit.
	He has that kind of willpower?
	No, this was way back in the day.
	I tried to force him to have sex with me, and he refused.
	Refused, which was cool.
	Wow.
	How did you do it with the plant?
	Did you jerk off on a plant like Harvey Weinstein?
	Now I feel weak for succumbing to your prowesses earlier.
	Huh?
	Now I feel like a loser.
	What?
	What are you saying?
	I'm old.
	No, but I tried to make him, you know, be my boyfriend.
	And he's like, that's what he told me.
	It was very kind.
	We can't shit where we eat.
	And you know, I said, yeah, you're so right.
	And I love you even more because you told me the truth.
	You know, and then I was horrified.
	Plus, I was horrified of having to kiss him.
	And he was horrified of having to kiss me.
	And that's what we talked about.
	We'd go to each, each of us would go to the therapist to try to figure why we were abhorrent of kissing our co-star.
	Well, you were scared you would like it and that would wreck the show and kill your careers.
	What do the therapists say?
	Is that accurate?
	They said, you're living through some fucking karmic shit in this fake life you're living on TV.
	And I was like, God damn, it's right.
	Cause he's, it's like there were too many levels to it.
	And so one time we knew we had to do this kissing scene.
	And so we talked to each other and we said, come on, Let's walk down the parking lot and hold hands before we do the scene.
	And I said, okay, come on.
	So we like walked down the parking lot holding hands and we was getting the fucking heebie jeebies off of it.
	It was so scary.
	This sounds like sexual tension.
	I don't know.
	It sounds the opposite.
	We were scared.
	You know, we were scared of each other.
	I was scared of him because He was a fucking great actor and I was not until I, you know, learned from him.
	And now I consider he and Lori, they made me and I do think I'm a great actor.
	Yeah.
	Well, you were playing you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but I'm better in Meryl Streep.
	You can just see it in that movie I did with her, She-Devil.
	Oh yeah, you got great reviews.
	That was my first and only movie because, you know, I have a big mouth and I always ruin my career.
	But what have you?
	But anyway, I'm happy to ruin my career.
	Do you like being famous?
	At times.
	I sure as hell do.
	Like when you're pulled over for a seat?
	Hey!
	I need a table now!
	Do you know who I am?
	Yeah, it's good for the eatin'.
	Do you mind the relentless selfies?
	I don't, after what happened to me.
	I used to hate it, and I was with Merle Haggardis one night, and we was hanging out there after the show.
	I was drunk and shit.
	I was drunk, of course, with Merle and all that.
	He hadn't even started drinking, or he was sober, I can't remember then.
	But, uh, somebody was screaming, uh, I want you to sign my mama!
	And follow all the way to the dressing room, which is a long way, with some ropes.
	And I was just a bitch.
	You know, I couldn't help myself, because one thing, I was always a bitch on stage, and that's why they liked me.
	And another thing, a lot of times I'd act like a bitch out of, like, trying to perform for them, thinking they would laugh.
	And they'd go, you're nothing but a bitch!
	Uh, yeah!
	That's my brand!
	And so she's on my ass and shit, and so I said, ah, fuck off.
	And Merle says, goddamn, I want to do that once in my life, my whole life.
	Should have said to him, Mama tried!
	I've never heard that story.
	That's fascinating.
	I've met the best of them.
	But anyways, you're one of the best of them.
	I agree.
	Thank you.
	So you start out as a cartoonist there, and you're born in England.
	Yep.
	Born in England.
	Went to New York.
	What age to New York?
	There was a massive demand for computers in the mid-70s, and Canada is socialist, so they don't have to rely on the free market.
	So the government said, We want computers here, that's the hot thing.
	So they just went to Britain and said, anyone have a degree in physics?
	And my dad was like, I do!
	My dad's from Glasgow, my parents are Glaswegian.
	And they're like, fine!
	Just half Glaswegian.
	Oh yeah?
	I've never heard that before.
	Do your fists clench when you drink whiskey?
	No.
	Okay.
	You're not Scottish.
	I'm not Scottish.
	Scott's Irish.
	Yeah.
	I'll tell you about that later.
	No, it's neither.
	It's a boat ride away.
	No, it's neither.
	It's not Scott.
	His last name is Pentland.
	That's Scott.
	Scott's Irish.
	They were like the Appalachian Mountain rednecks that were thrown out of Scotland and Ireland.
	I'm not Scottish or Irish.
	I'm Scott's Irish.
	I'm trash.
	Yeah, it's the same thing, bro.
	That's what I was told.
	The birth of Pentland is right there in Scotland.
	Look how little my hands are in breath.
	We're all inbred, that's the only thing.
	Well, Jew inbred and Scottish, Scots-Irish inbred.
	Appalachian Mountains.
	Everybody from an island's fuckin' inbred.
	Yeah.
	Where are you gonna go?
	You're marrying your fuckin' first cousin first.
	Yeah.
	Or your second cousin at best.
	That's why everybody's a fuckin' retard.
	It's true.
	That's the truth.
	That's why I was genetically attracted to a Slovakian American Indian because I was
	trying to reverse the inbreeding that's been going on for so long.
	But anyway, we moved to Canada in the mid 70s for the computer thing.
	My dad went from – my dad grew up very, very poor in Glasgow where you – they had
	a great system in Scotland and Britain.
	You did your O levels at 14.
	What's that?
	It's a test, an SAT test.
	Okay.
	And if you're smart, boom, you're off to the best schools in the country.
	And if you're dumb, you get a trade.
	And you could be dirt poor, you're going to a fancy school.
	That's so smart.
	We should do it here.
	We dropped it because it was like eugenics.
	So my dad had a private school uniform in the hood, and the N word in Glasgow is shouldn't.
	So he'd be, see you, you fucking student!
	So he would have to fight every day.
	His nose looks like a boxer's.
	So he was this poor kid who was smart.
	They moved him down to Canada.
	I lived there until I was 18.
	Then I moved to Montreal, which I consider a different country.
	Quebec, French Canada.
	It's 400 years old.
	Canada's 100 years old.
	Totally different country.
	And then we started Vice in 94.
	Moved to New York in 99.
	I was pushed out in 08.
	And then I just started doing like comedy sketches on YouTube.
	We started an ad agency.
	I blew that by saying trans are just mentally ill gays.
	That was a big controversy.
	They shut down the ad agency.
	Then I started doing podcasts.
	And then I started my own network, censored.tv.
	And we've got Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony and AIU, Elijah Schaefer.
	It's the Island of Misfit Toys.
	Everyone who's been cancelled is there.
	Obviously, we can't have you, we can't afford you, but if you weren't rich, we would have you.
	Thank you.
	We can stream there as well.
	We can do a simulcast.
	But anyway, can I ask you about... Hey, I'm down for the cause.
	Why you got... What happened with Vice, specifically?
	Because I know the other...
	I think the story with Vice is, and I obfuscated it for a while because my feelings were hurt, but to be totally honest, I think that I was too controversial for that brand, and they were merging with Viacom at the time.
	Oh, there you go, that's what they did.
	Did you get bought out?
	There was a gay dude there, what's his name?
	Brian Grazer?
	Brian Grazer.
	Oh no, I worked with him.
	I know.
	I told you gay dudes did well.
	So he didn't like the do's and don'ts.
	So that was my fashion column where I'd make fun of people's pants.
	And he saw some homophobic thing where I was like, nice socks fag or something like that.
	And he started pushing to have me out.
	And our sales guy, Shane Smith, he'd been a very talented sales guy.
	They used to call him the CEO whisperer.
	And he would get us big clients, make us tons of money.
	I mean, I got rich off of him.
	And something about Gen X, salesmen are seen as scumbags.
	It started with used car salesmen.
	In the 60s and 50s and before that, salesmen were, I think they deserve a lot of respect.
	They're the reason that you have food on the table.
	Especially creative types like me who can't fucking sell anything.
	But I think he resented that he was the sales guy.
	He didn't want to go down as a sales guy.
	He wanted to be the creative guy.
	So, when I was pushed out, he started focusing on content.
	Well, sales guys are the creative guys.
	Remember Bewitched?
	Have you no memory?
	Remember her husband?
	He was the sales guy, and he always made up the advertising.
	I've never been accused of having no memory, because I don't remember the husband of the chick from Bewitched.
	What, are you stupid?
	Is that in an IQ test?
	You were taking care of when you were five, right?
	Darren was an ad executive.
	The first Darren or the both Darren's?
	Both Darren's.
	So the sales guy, the thing about sales is you're a money man.
	And if you're a money man and you do content, you go, all right, who's spending the most money?
	And the answer is babysitters.
	Okay.
	What do young girls like?
	Garbage woke shit.
	Okay.
	Then let's go woke.
	Right.
	Right, I get it.
	And that tanked it.
	You were pushed out of Vice, but you got taken care of, right?
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Thank God.
	Bunch of lawyers arguing.
	Okay, because I've always wanted to ask that.
	But not what I deserve.
	No, of course not.
	Then you went with Glenn, what's his name?
	That was many years later, so I was petering around in the podcastosphere and doing Fox News a lot, doing Red Eye and stuff.
	And then I worked at a sort of a pre-Blaze company that merged with Blaze.
	And then my whole life changed drastically on October 12, 2018.
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	Now, I know it's been controversial, but in a like a silly way.
	You know what I mean?
	But on October 12th we did this comedy show and it was celebrating the murder of Japan's Socialist Party.
	In, like, whatever it was, 1948, I forget, but on October 12th, Otoya Yamaguchi, the student, he impaled the head of the Socialist Party during a speech and murdered him.
	Saving Japan.
	Saving Japan.
	And I heard Japanese conservatives celebrate this day.
	And I thought, that's funny.
	Let's do that.
	So we reenacted it.
	My sidekick is a Japanese guy.
	So he, and if you look it up online, it's usually in slow motion.
	So I came out, I had like racist chinky glasses and I had the Japanese school uniform he had on and the katana sword, which is a plastic toy sword.
	And I ran like, and I stabbed him in slow motion.
	It was funny and everything, but the Dems, it was right before the midterms, and the Dems knew that Antifa was ruining their brand with their wanton violence, so they go, we need right-wing violence.
	Do you think that?
	Yep, I'm positive.
	We've got to really get into this.
	I don't want to talk to you for years.
	So they needed right-wing violence, and we knew this was coming.
	So Proud Boys actually brought pillows to that talk because they knew Antifa was going to jump them, and they're going to beat them back with pillows.
	Antifa jumped a journalist that night.
	He's now called the Gypsy Crusader.
	They killed people.
	They have killed many people.
	Well, they hit a woman with a bike chain.
	But they jumped this dude.
	And no charges.
	Lawyers magically appear.
	Misdemeanors.
	But at the end of the night, we were kept there by the police.
	They cleared out the area.
	And Antifa had gone around the block.
	So they didn't... Proud Boys didn't bring their pillows.
	And they got jumped by Antifa.
	They said, you want to go?
	Proud Boys said yes.
	And were actually losing at the very beginning of the fight.
	But they dominated them.
	They beat the shit out of the guys.
	17 second fight.
	They got four years in prison for that.
	Despite Antifa saying, yeah, I don't want to press charges.
	But Antifa didn't get shit, right?
	Nothing.
	And it was their fight.
	And they didn't press charges.
	They didn't get to face their... Proud Boys didn't get to face their accuser.
	But someone flicked a switch.
	On October 12, 2018.
	And all of a sudden, my daughter went from the most popular girl in school to eating lunch alone.
	My other two sons totally lost their signs.
	Shunned like the Amish do.
	Leftists are like the Amish.
	Yeah.
	Wearing a scarlet letter.
	There was a sign on the highway at the exit for where I live in Westchester.
	Posters all over town.
	I was kicked off all social media.
	I remember this.
	Like that.
	Me too, yeah.
	You skipped ahead a little bit.
	You found the Proud Boys.
	You just skipped over that.
	Yeah, but that was in 2015, 2016.
	But that's an important thing.
	But they weren't controversial then.
	No, I know.
	Weren't you just guys that were drinking at the bar?
	No, you guys were protective.
	So can we just get into this?
	We were pictured next to Tucker and Proud Boys.
	Everyone loved them.
	They were almost like the tea party.
	Just like conservative dudes.
	Do you remember in Berkeley, this is where it all started, Christina Hoff Sommers was a friend I had on my old podcast.
	She wrote The War on Boys, her and Milo Yiannopoulos.
	Brilliant.
	I can never forget.
	Yeah, Milo too.
	They were going to speak at Berkeley, and the students in TIFA blocked them from speaking because they were right wing, and it broke out and it got violent.
	Someone got hit with a bike chain, and I forget if I get- Fires.
	Yeah, so let me just bring this up.
	Bass sticked, man.
	I'm a student of the internet.
	So Patriots started showing up to protect people like Christina Hoff and Milo to speak.
	Right.
	So there was like this kind of like, they were just street fights and scuffles.
	So I remember this going on.
	Basically, there was a guy who was like a microflag and he had a stick.
	Kyle Chapman.
	Yep.
	Yeah, his real name.
	So this was to protect free speech on Berkeley.
	This is when I started, I used to be a Democrat.
	This is when my mind started to blow open.
	It's like, why are the people that are supposedly for free speech blocking opposing
	opinions on a college campus and the people that are supposed to be protecting it beating the
	shit out of people that want to hear it was very weird. The Proud Boys I remember kind of coming
	up and coming across you was, correct me if I'm wrong, but it seemed like it was this
	kind of thing like, hey, you want to go speak in an event, you want to do it, they're
	going to, Antifa's going to attack you, we're going to kind of protect you. Yeah, it was a
	voluntary. Right.
	Security force.
	And ask Ann Coulter about Proud Boys.
	They've saved her many times.
	Yeah.
	Absolutely.
	There was one moment where she was at a restaurant and one of the staff was Antifa and she called her friends, the staff member.
	This was in California.
	And Antifa showed up to who knows what they're going to do to her.
	Probably beat the shit out of her.
	Yeah.
	And Ann happened to have like five Proud Boys sitting at the table.
	And Tifa came up the stairs, they saw that there was these big blue-collar dudes with tattoos, and they went, ah, not worth it, and left.
	Who knows what they would have done to Anne?
	Absolutely.
	And that's what Proud Boys were about.
	Now, when Enrique Tarrio took over, they got really into rallying, but they never picked a fight.
	It was always someone else picking a fight.
	But I'm telling you, that one day, Someone decided.
	And even that night, the cops didn't press charges because Antifa told the pigs to fuck off.
	And it was dead that night.
	We all went out and had beers.
	The next day, Bill de Blasio, Cuomo, the DA, everyone is saying hate.
	And they all have the same verbiage, which is unusual.
	CIA talking points, we call them.
	Yeah.
	It said, hate has no place in our town.
	Right.
	Every single person had those same words.
	And the next thing you know, they're off to jail.
	So it's like hate has no place in our town, so let's run them out with pitchforks and, you know, run them out of town with pitchforks.
	Right.
	And the narrative became Proud Boys Prowl the Streets looking to beat up anyone they disagree with, like trans or some old Jewish lady or some lesbian walking home with her groceries.
	Like a cartoonish narrative.
	Yeah, and people bought it.
	But it stuck.
	And then, you know, they vandalized my home and my car and, you know, put signs all over the streets.
	No, you were un-personable.
	They would stand at my house in Sieg Heil, to my home.
	Because they're Nazis.
	Yeah.
	Well, they're... Only Nazis seig heil.
	I mean, they don't go to nobody's house and seig heil unless you're a Nazi.
	Only Nazis seig heil.
	There's no parodying that horse shit.
	I love that they try to hide behind that.
	That's a good point.
	Seig heil.
	Okay.
	Like when what's-his-face, the fucking dipshit from Florida with the, what's-his-name David, somebody with the shooting.
	You are a black person.
	This is what Disney came after me for.
	The gay kid.
	They fucking monitored my Twitter.
	He wore a fucking, yeah, the gay kid, he wore a black armband and had his arm up like this.
	And I was on my show, The Reboot, and I tweeted, this is a Nazi, I'm a Jew.
	This is a Nazi salute with a black armband.
	Are you shitting me, Democrats?
	Oh, David Hogg?
	David Hogg.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, right.
	CIA.
	So I get a call from Bob Iger's office.
	We want you to take that tweet down.
	And I'm like, you are Defending somebody who's given the SIG Heil?
	And it was like week after week of that.
	To be fair, he wasn't.
	Go ahead.
	I said to be fair, he wasn't doing the Sieg Heil.
	You caught a picture because I did look into this.
	You're not wrong though because he is trying.
	The picture I seen of just like the Sieg Heil and there wasn't nothing on there saying we disavow.
	Like you know how they're always telling Trump disavow these people of Charlottesville.
	Well there wasn't no disavowing of David Hogg in a Nazi salute with a back My point is, remember when they used to say this was white power, the okay symbol, and that we were all like, and even though it was just an okay symbol, he could have just been pointing.
	My point is, I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying, David Hogg is trying to disarm Americans, which is very Nazi.
	So he is clearly a Nazi.
	Yeah, so the fucking UN troops under WHO, which they just passed, can come in and say, these people are not only racist, but they're infected with some sort of a disease, and we need to access the US military to arrest them and put them in I don't know if you saw this, Gavin.
	Let me make sure you're set properly, though.
	Real quick.
	Letting him sit up there on his crazy ass.
	And right, he just wrote that one today.
	I'm appalled.
	I don't know if you saw this, let me make sure you're set properly though.
	I wanna go small.
	I didn't sit in a new spot.
	You can tell I'm high?
	You can tell I did a line when I was out there?
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	Is it on my nose?
	Are you sober?
	Don't... Oh, thank God.
	I don't... Oh my God, I hate sobers.
	They make me uncomfortable.
	They're nothing but quitters, that's what I'd say.
	Okay, so you missed the David Hogg thing, but the Biden thing you're talking about, you tweeted out today, is really, really terrifying.
	Did you see this?
	No.
	I don't know if it's an example.
	I told them.
	Okay.
	But what they don't know is that that show, What they don't know, the left who are idiots, they don't understand that their thing that Biden signed with empowering the who to use the US military to arrest the great unwashed racist right wing.
	What they're really doing, it's a black genocide.
	That's what they're doing.
	It's eugenicists and they're doing a black genocide in America.
	Like they do with abortion.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's a genocide.
	They're going to take out whoever they want.
	It's a new genesis thing.
	They got to replace the working class that wants days off and benefits.
	That's in their way.
	He authorized the military, right?
	That's what he authorized.
	The UN, to use the US military, against citizens all over the world who might be infected with who knows what.
	They don't clarify.
	Bird flu, they don't even say.
	Which is scary because they can just say you're infected and round you up, martial law.
	But that can't, that can't fly.
	That's going to be appealed.
	Well, what they don't know is that, thank God, they preempted, preemptively passed the reversal of the chevron.
	Yeah, we have a lot to get into.
	That's why I'm glad you're here.
	That is so great because that took away the power from all unelected bureaucrats.
	That's what I want Americans to know.
	So that won't stand.
	Fuck you, it won't stand.
	This is America, that shit won't stand.
	Do you hear me?
	Especially post-Trucker Convoy, which I know is Canada, but I think the Trucker Convoy showed the working man that you don't have to tolerate this.
	And we're seeing this with the farmers in the Netherlands and France where they go, no, I'm not stopping.
	I'm not going to switch to electric and I'm not throwing my milk away.
	In fact, I'm going to launch 600 tons of feces at your building.
	So, you know, it's a rough metric.
	I'm talking about hundreds of millions of people, but I really feel like the working class in the Western world has said, yeah, I'm done with the lies.
	I'm done with throwing out my raw milk.
	I'm done with these random bureaucrats.
	I'm done with being over-policed in a land that's supposed to be about liberty.
	Fuck you!
	Yeah, like the Bundy Ranch.
	That was the first ones to stand up to bureaucrats.
	Obama stole their land to sell the oil to friggin' Russia.
	The uranium.
	I mean, people in America don't even know.
	They're allergic to fact.
	I always say they're bullshit addicts.
	They gotta have their bullshit and it matters more to them than the lives of their children.
	You know what I love about the Bundy Ranch?
	The government always says, you want to fight the government with what?
	Your random rifles, your .22?
	They go, you need F-14s to fight us.
	That's what Biden said.
	And the Bundy Ranch was a ragtag group of 15-year-olds and 105-year-olds with random guns, shotguns, whatever.
	Landowners, American landowners.
	They lined up against the National Guard and Obama went, this is going to look bad if anything goes down.
	I'm out.
	Well, look at- And they won!
	Look at the insurgency in Iraq or Afghanistan.
	That's what my argument's always like.
	You're going to need a 14.
	It's like, you guys couldn't even win in a fucking Iraq or Afghanistan.
	Look at the American Revolution.
	I was going to say British- We hit in the trees.
	Yeah, English were like, well, you can't stop us with your little rifles.
	Because we observed that's how the Indians fought.
	Guerrilla warfare goes a long way.
	And also just...
	Fighting.
	Just fighting.
	And if you're 10,000, 100,000, they have to deal with you.
	When they say you need a tank... No, guerrilla warfare is such a great subject that I'd love to discuss.
	I can get into it all day.
	I need to discuss it with a Torah student, though, because everybody who crossed the Bering Straits is one of the 12 tribes of Israel, the Indians in America.
	So it's like, This genetic memory that they can't destroy, and it's being pieced together right now, and it's very exciting.
	People have no idea of this realm of stuff that's going on, because they're all down here in the shit bottom.
	Yeah.
	But there's something else wonderful going on.
	Yeah, and I wish Americans understood how little it takes.
	You don't have to be Chuck Norris.
	No shit.
	You can be a fat old grandma.
	Exactly.
	If there's a Drag Queen Story Hour in your town, just show up and go, yeah, this isn't happening here.
	And they will shut it down.
	You don't have to bomb anyone.
	You don't need bombs.
	I know how to destroy the motherfucker.
	I says, I'm calling up.
	I'm going to dress up like a man and read the Bible to school kids.
	Yeah.
	I'll shut you down in 10 minutes.
	And I'm going to get paid for it too.
	I'm going to make, as they make, $26,000K for that repulsive soiree performance.
	That's what the drag queens get paid in store?
	$26K for a repulsive soiree.
	Paid by the taxpayers.
	Isn't it funny how it's always drag queens?
	They have people stick their ass in your face.
	Because you know how it wasn't enough that people go, hey, the emperor's naked.
	The son of a bitch, he's naked.
	Yeah.
	That wasn't enough.
	It's a stripper.
	He's dressed like a stripper.
	Why is it?
	No, it's not enough.
	He has to come down off his horse.
	Well, I'm the first drag queen.
	I did that on the Roseanne show, the first drag queen.
	She told me I interrupted her last week.
	It's my favorite story.
	Shut up, both of you.
	It's my favorite moment of all time.
	I'm saying, what was I saying?
	I don't know, he was trying to say something.
	I was going to say something, and it was a funny joke, damn it.
	Good joke.
	Well, while you think about it, you were saying that.
	Well, I was streaming.
	This isn't a good joke, but it's an observation.
	Why do they not have drag kings reading to kids?
	That's a woman in a suit with a mustache.
	If it's about showing kids that gays are normal, then why not have some lesbians in a suit with a mustache?
	No, they never do that.
	How about having a post-sexual grandmother Are you post-sexual?
	Hell's fucking yeah, bitch!
	That's not what you said to me in the other room.
	I did not!
	No, I'm totally post-sexual.
	Okay.
	I am 72 years old, and here's what I know.
	I'm not gonna take any of them whore hormones.
	Whore hormones is what I say.
	All my girlfriends were starting to think right.
	They were thinking a lot about God, taking care of their grandchildren, leaving something good behind.
	But no.
	They was bothered by a dry vagina because their husbands was all on Viagra and Cialis getting a big boner when they're too old to be having sex.
	Let's be real.
	The old men are too fucking old to be having sex with their weak sperm to impregnate anyone and create a fucking second-rate human that's all fucked up.
	What are we supposed to do with these boners?
	I turned 54 today.
	I have just invented the anti-boner pill for the older woman to put into her husband's orange juice.
	It's called Bone Voyage.
	Bravo.
	I don't want that.
	Come to San Antonio, 6th, 7th, and 8th for more of that.
	I don't want that.
	But you're right though, it's never women in drag because they're not as statistically... It's gotta be sexual.
	They're not as predatory to children.
	My kid's teacher, my 11-year-old teacher was talking about gays and stuff.
	But that's getting possessed, you know?
	I'm like post-menopausal.
	I'm 72.
	I look back now and I go, for the larger part of my life as a woman, I was totally obsessed with going for the cock.
	That's a clip.
	That's a clip.
	You're a cockaholic.
	We all are.
	That's why we put on the makeup and fucking go on a diet and shit.
	But did you were you big on fellatio?
	I understand Jews don't do blowjobs.
	That's only when they're married.
	Ma, you know, there's a lot of things getting us credit card debt, being sick, being shot out by the CIA, whatever, you name it.
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	son? I read about it in school from a drag queen when I was a kid.
	Really?
	No, they didn't read that.
	They were trying to groom me sexually.
	Well, didn't we break away from our imperialist oppressors over being taxed way too much?
	I thought so, yeah.
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	They do to get you married.
	They're very good at it, actually.
	That's what they say.
	Well, it's also true.
	I'm married to a Jewish girl.
	I can attest.
	That is true.
	And same with the Filipinas.
	They don't blow?
	Huh?
	No.
	A dear friend of mine is Filipina and has introduced me to many lovely Filipinas.
	The most gorgeous women on earth.
	I like them because they're like Asians with an ass.
	They're the Italians of the Orient.
	Yeah.
	They got a good ass.
	They're beautiful and they're very smart and they're very Jewish, is what I see.
	They're actually more manipulative and worse than Jewish women, let's be honest.
	But you've got to get the guy and the only way to get the guy, you know, it's all, you know, that's what it's about.
	The sweet sayings.
	What would you like?
	A croissant with Chili?
	Can you do your Filipino accent while you do this, please?
	Okay, I'll do it for Linda, huh?
	It'll help.
	Well, Linda, she's been with me 30 years and I love her like a sister.
	And she manipulated me into building her Filipino family a huge mansion over there in the Philippines, which I was happy to do because I love her.
	How much did that cost you?
	She helped me raise my son.
	$50.
	It don't matter.
	$50.
	$240.
	But anyways, what am I talking about, Julie?
	Filipinos.
	Filipinas blowing their way to the top.
	Well, you blow your way to the middle.
	Jews and Filipinos can only blow their way to the middle.
	I see.
	I'm glad you brought up Jews because I want to hear what you think of the JQ, the Jewish question.
	What's that?
	Oh, this is going to be fun.
	I've waited to talk to you for years.
	Whether we should live or not?
	Oh, God.
	I mean, the Hitler's final solution?
	This is about to get really, really good.
	So, the far right, the Gruyper-Fuentes right... What's Gruyper?
	I've heard that word.
	Gruypers are, like, basically anti-Semitic conservatives.
	Gruypers?
	We just call them goyim.
	Alt-rightards, I call them.
	Their contention is that all these bad things that are happening are part of a Jewish conspiracy.
	Which is true.
	And there are a disproportionate number of Jews in this sort of anti-American media, Hollywood, politics.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, so what if there's 40 million?
	You know, there's not 40 million Jews, thanks to people like them.
	But there's only 14 million of us now after 2,000 years of persecution, but, and death.
	And, uh, you know, the witch burnings were very much, uh, against Jewish women, but they don't want us to know that.
	I never knew that.
	I know because Rome is a liar and is of Satan.
	But anyway, let's get back to the thing.
	Huh?
	What are you asking?
	I have a feeling you're more anti-Semitic than me.
	I'm kind of known as a Jew ass kisser because my contention is, Whites have this ethnomassacism where they feel like they're too successful and they want to eradicate themselves.
	And Jews are exceptional whites.
	So when they do good, they do exceptional good.
	When they do bad, they do exceptional bad.
	There's a pill you can take right now that films your body.
	And you shit it out, and it's a colonoscopy in reverse.
	Wow, really?
	That's an Israeli invention.
	Oh yeah, they're all crazy with the shit.
	Jews are wildly over-represented in medicine, and mathematics, and science.
	Well, like I say, it's amazing that the Jewish mind, and I'm, well, you know, this is a huge thing, and we will talk about it, and that's one of the reasons I wanted to have you on the show, and why I had AJ, what's he called, what's his other word?
	Anomaly?
	Anomaly, yeah.
	He's a friend of ours.
	He's friends with Jake Shields, who's now like the supreme Nazi on the internet.
	Yeah, I'm friends with Jake Shields too.
	I'm friends with Nazis.
	Me too.
	We disagree.
	Yeah.
	No, but what they need to know...
	Let's settle this now.
	Yeah, I'm here to say, I'm the mother fucker.
	The end of the JQ.
	Well, what is the Jewish question?
	What does that mean?
	Yeah, what does that mean?
	What is the actual question?
	The JQ is, are Jews responsible for the destruction of Western society?
	Right, and what is the theory behind that?
	Is that they're moving Muslims into Europe?
	So they are so scared of a fourth Reich.
	World War III that they foment dissent in order to keep us fighting each other and have our women date black guys and get beat up.
	Yeah, I've heard all this, and they're in porn, and I've also heard they're responsible for moving Muslims into Europe.
	Yeah, and it's all part of a Western sabotage to ensure that whites don't start congregating, organizing, and creating another Nazi party.
	Oh, that's true.
	Oh, uh-huh.
	But that's the thing, like, every time I talk to Jews about this kind of stuff, smart Jews, Orthodox Jews, they go, eh.
	Can I just point this out?
	No, that's 100% true.
	It is.
	It's all 100% true, but that's why I'm here, because I'm going to fix it.
	Well, hold on.
	For everybody.
	Please, this is a really, you've got to let me talk.
	Because people need to know the track they're on, and then they'll make the right choice or not.
	If you don't make the right choice, see ya!
	You ain't gonna make it.
	Here's what needs to be said real quick.
	That is true.
	And I love Christian non-Jews.
	You have to fight on the show, Gavin.
	I have always loved them, hence my show.
	I loved them because I grew up with them and God loves them.
	A lot of them loves the Jews, you know?
	The real Jews.
	Your beliefs are strange.
	You're a Jew.
	I'm a Jew.
	That's why they're strange.
	But you believe that Jesus performed miracles.
	You don't even know the first thing about Jesus, honey, and when I tell you, the top of your head's gonna blow off!
	I'm glad I'm wearing a hat.
	Before you go there, you gotta say one thing.
	Because he is more than what you think.
	Yeah.
	Before we do this, please.
	Much more.
	Can I have to say one thing, and then we'll talk again?
	The Jewish question.
	Yes, he will.
	He'll butt in.
	No, I'm not butting in.
	He won't talk for like five minutes.
	Watch this.
	The Jew question, the Soros Jew, all the stuff you're talking about, I'm going to blow your mind too.
	Soros is not actually a Jew.
	That's what I say.
	He's not a practicing Jew.
	He doesn't keep Sabbath.
	No, we say Jino.
	It's Jino.
	They are different kinds of Jews.
	They were bred.
	That's what the Kuipers, including Fuentes, don't understand.
	They were bred over 1,000 years in Europe and Russia in camps by eugenicists to be self-destructive, self-defeatists.
	And it's like, how do you destruct?
	But it goes even further back.
	I don't take the Bible 100% literally.
	And that's why I'd love to talk to you about, because did you say you believe in the Bible?
	Mm-hmm.
	You wouldn't give me any kind of double-talk when you said that, were you?
	Nope.
	You think Exodus is pretty cool, right?
	Yes.
	I don't take the Bible 100% literally.
	I take it as a lot of metaphors, but I think that it is the most accurate representation
	of what God wants us to do.
	Yes.
	Agreed.
	Once I turn you onto the new numbers of it, it'll blow you away because it's all about the information age and computers.
	It's unbelievable coding done all these many years ago to tell us how we can create A just law on this planet for all people, for once without slavery, without any kind of slavery or war, which is why I love Trump and we can do it!
	Isn't the Tower of Babel God's way of saying don't have social media, don't assimilate, or not the word assimilate, but don't Don't congregate, don't become all one thing.
	The Tower of Babel, to me, is anti-globalization.
	Soros is a big globalist.
	He wanted everyone to speak that stupid Esperanza language, it's all one language.
	That's the Tower of Babel.
	Globalists want us all to be the same, and I think God wants us all to be as unique as possible.
	Absolutely.
	As Mao said, let a thousand flowers bloom.
	Yes.
	Well, what the globalists want is a genderless, Unthinking slave who will be the perfect- Eat bugs.
	Yeah, well, eat bugs, own nothing, be happy, and work for what?
	21 cents an hour from a prison cell that they disguise as an apartment?
	Mm-hmm.
	Hello!
	I mean, these people are so- Smart cities.
	Here's the thing.
	They are so privileged that they actually believe the people they oppress regard a prison cell as a step up in life.
	That's their shit.
	That's their fuckin' satanic programming.
	But they're not gonna win.
	God's gonna win.
	God already did win.
	Yes, I agree.
	I think he's winning The assassination attempt was an example of God saying, all right, I've had enough.
	We gotta talk about this.
	We gotta fix this.
	Oh, we'll talk about that, but let's take a cigarette.
	But you seem to be like... I know you smoke a lot, and you probably need a cigarette.
	Just smoke or go smoke.
	You seem like a Judeophile, whatever you call it, a philosemite, and also anti-Semitic at the same time.
	No, I'm not.
	I'm a Torah student, and I read what Torah tells us about our history and what we are to do.
	It's not what any of these rabbis say.
	You really got to explain this better because this is an important thing.
	Okay, but can I have a cigarette first?
	Just go slow.
	Let's have a cigarette.
	I know you smoke like a fiend.
	I love smoking.
	I use my foreskin, but I still smoke.
	You can smoke in here.
	I don't want to ruin the podcast.
	One time.
	Thanks to Mr. Gavin Am.
	Go get your cigarettes.
	Well, I don't want to stop recording because it makes- Gavin?
	Can I shoot up heroin?
	You can.
	You could have done that anyway.
	I just don't like smoking.
	It doesn't smell.
	That's why I don't mind it.
	I thought you were going to say- I mean, when I cook it on the spoon, there's a bit of a smell.
	Have you ever done heroin?
	Yep.
	You mother son of a gun.
	Go get your cigarettes, please.
	I'm getting my cigs.
	All right.
	Okay.
	We're going to take a little break, but I got to just tell you, chug that.
	That's good.
	Bring an ashtray too so you don't fucking ash on your really expensive couch.
	How do you like this?
	Real lady.
	All right, we'll wait for you, but I just got to say this cause this needs to be on tape.
	This is like, I fight with fucking Jake Shield and then he never responds to me.
	This Jewish question shit, I see it every fucking day.
	How can white people, and you know, I've followed you for a long time and I understand like what we're saying as white men a lot of times is you're generalizing us.
	We're generally, we're not all whites the same.
	And it's like, we get upset when they're like, white people are all racist.
	And we're like, we're not all racist.
	Why is that not afforded by the Fuentes team with Jews?
	Let me just ask you the question.
	Why is it not afforded?
	It's like, you're a Jew, therefore everything, I know everything about, it's like, you can't do that.
	You can't say the, my mom said this on the podcast.
	You can't say the blacks, you can't say that it's racist, but the Jews, everyone can say the Jews.
	There's a million different kinds of Jews.
	Well, you still get in a lot of trouble for criticizing Jews.
	Well, it depends on the Jew.
	My mom gets criticized all the time.
	She's never got anyone in trouble.
	There was a lot of people who got fired for supporting October 7th.
	But I've been around Jews, like the most Hasidic Jews are in My land in Montreal, upstate New York, and Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
	That's where I've spent my adult life since I was 18.
	So I've been surrounded by not just Jews, but like Jew-Jews.
	But my mom got fired for saying Muslim Brotherhood.
	So I think the reason that you have people making these gross generalizations about the Jays is they don't know the Jays.
	I think it's first level.
	I was in Nashville, I was in South Carolina recently, and I was like, so what do the Jews think about this?
	And I realized, I'm in a room with people that have never met one Jew ever.
	Yeah.
	They're just, they're not, coming from New York and Montreal, like Jews and gays are 40% of the population.
	It's just part of your world.
	And then you go to Nashville and they've never met a Jew or a gay.
	But my point is, my mom got fired for saying Muslim Brotherhood.
	There's people getting fired today, which I'm not for, saying that they wish the sniper didn't miss.
	I don't know if you've been watching.
	I'm not for cancel culture at all.
	But my point is, if you say anything that offends the establishment, you're going to get axed.
	It's not just Jews that you're critical of.
	In fact, right now, the only people you really can't be critical of, and I say this every week, is the Muslim Brotherhood.
	That's where I get in trouble on.
	We got demonetized on YouTube.
	I could still talk shit about Jews a little bit more.
	And I'm not, I'm not trying to play the oppression Olympics.
	I'm just saying, I think everybody has a claim that if you go after this group, you're going to get in trouble.
	And I don't know why.
	It's ironic.
	A disproportionate number of Jews created that.
	They did.
	They did.
	But those are leftist American Jews.
	I don't want to say Jews created cancel culture.
	They did.
	But agnostic secular Jews are wildly disproportionately represented in cancel culture.
	And my neighbors are all Jews.
	They hate my guts.
	They put signs on my lawn, all that stuff.
	And one of them came up to me recently, Star of David around her neck, And I'm known as the David Duke of my community.
	Congrats.
	And she goes, I gotta ask you something, as someone who's politically vocal, and her husband saw her talking to me and he's like, why are you talking to him?
	David Duke, yeah.
	And I go, I'm loving this.
	This was right after, when the encampments were all over the universities, and I go, I'm loving this.
	This is Gollum.
	You guys created a monster.
	Yeah.
	You talked about mega extremists, and you said they're Nazis.
	And I look out at these protests, and I don't see one red baseball hat anywhere.
	Right.
	Tell you what I do see, I see the students that you indoctrinated with your Marxist bullshit, and I see the refugees that you welcomed with open arms.
	I didn't really say you, I said the left.
	Yeah, but that's the Jewish left.
	But it was a big part.
	So, I feel very vindicated this year.
	Yeah, you're not wrong.
	This is the year of vindication.
	I agree.
	I agree for a lot of us.
	I just want to be really clear.
	An American leftist Jew, if you go to Israel for two hours, they're MAGA, right?
	They're conservative.
	But there's also super secular Jews that hate the wall and don't want Israel.
	This is another thing that the far right doesn't get.
	Go to Israel.
	I'll go with you.
	Yeah.
	And you'll meet like Haaretz, I think is the newspaper there.
	They have Antifa writing for them.
	They hate Jews.
	No, they have the same problem we have here.
	You read the media in Israel, and it's way more anti-Semitic than anything you've ever read here.
	I agree.
	Would fucking love Tel Aviv.
	And he'd have tons of friends.
	But Tel Aviv's like Austin, Texas.
	Yeah, totally.
	So city centers are always going to be more liberal.
	But my point is, a Jew... I just want to get this out, and then we'll let mom go back, because I've wanted to talk to you for years.
	I want to talk to you for years.
	Israeli Jews on the whole, and we're speaking in generalities, and American leftist Jews are not the same person, which is why me and my mom do this podcast together.
	We're Jews, and this is one of the most domestic terroristy pro-MAGA podcasts I've ever seen.
	The shit we say, we've already been demonetized, but we're Jews.
	Jake Shields was actually on the show at one point.
	And I doubt he would.
	But when I look at his, I don't know.
	He's like me.
	He has theories.
	Like with this shooter, my theory is that it was just gross incompetence.
	And that was malicious in the sense that Mayorkas knew that turning the Secret Service into the Secret Cervix is going to put Trump's life in jeopardy.
	He didn't give a shit.
	But as far as handpicking that shooter, I don't believe that.
	But he could be wrong!
	And Jake Shields is the same way with all his Jew shit.
	He's like, I chose this side.
	But he also put a picture of the shooter with a yarmulke that was debunked.
	Like it wasn't even a guy.
	So it's like, that's the kind of stuff that drives me crazy.
	I think Jake is surrounded with Muslim fighters and they're cool.
	Yeah.
	So he's like, I like these guys.
	I love Jake.
	I do like that.
	And a lot of times I like a lot of what he says.
	I'm just pointing out like, To sit there and be like this cool dude, Jake Shields, like I'm fucking, I'm a maverick.
	I stand up for shit.
	Like I'm with you.
	And then all of a sudden it's like, Oh, I've made up my mind here.
	Now I'm going to generalize people.
	And now I'm going to spread disinformation.
	It's like, Whoa, I thought we were all cool.
	We're open-minded.
	That's my, and it's not coming from a Jew.
	This is coming from, this is coming from like, I think Jake has kind of got a Southerner mentality and this is the impetus for the civil war in many ways.
	If you say to a Southerner, You got to brush your teeth twice a day.
	Yeah.
	Don't be like, fuck you.
	I'm never brushing my teeth ever again.
	Yeah.
	So Jake's not really politically motivated.
	I don't think so.
	He's not into geopolitics, but someone has told him he can't say that and now he's like, fuck you.
	And I get that.
	I'll say that all I want, bitch.
	I'm Roseanne's kid.
	I love that spirit.
	I just, I just think like, let me put it this way and then we'll change the subject.
	There's levels of understanding, there's levels of being awake, not woke, awake.
	Like I said, I've been a fan of yours for a long time.
	There's certain things people say now that we were talking about eight years ago.
	I was part of Gamergate for Christ's sakes.
	Like I go way back.
	I see Jake Shields and a lot of people that talk like him, especially the Jew stuff.
	It's not that I disagree with it.
	I see it as like first level.
	Like you're just kind of looking at the matrix.
	Yeah, Jews aren't about to get it.
	I get what you're saying.
	I sense that.
	I've been an immigration nigga forever and I can smell rookies.
	I'm sorry to call Jake a rookie, but I think you're kind of right about that.
	When I smell a rookie with immigration, I go, how many illegals are there?
	Yeah.
	One time a lesbian said to me, 80 billion.
	Wow.
	Was that my mom earlier?
	60 billion died of the vaccine.
	Remember?
	Remember my mom?
	She smoked a joint before the show.
	She said, someone said 80 billion.
	My dad's a mathematician.
	And I said, dad, can you tell me how many people could fit in America?
	And he's like, he calls me back.
	He's like, all right, can I freeze war?
	I cannot freeze lakes!
	And he worked on it for days.
	He's like, see, the inherent problem I get into is sky rises.
	Right?
	See, I got these skyscrapers coast to coast.
	Now I need arable land for food.
	So how does it work with farms?
	Am I allowed to import food?
	What if we only imported food from abroad and it was just wall to wall skyscrapers?
	Then I could get a fuck ton more than 80 billion in here.
	80 billion?
	Wow.
	He was getting into 800 billion.
	But anyway, yeah, I always say to rookies with immigration, like I recently realized...
	Ellis Island was open for about 60 years.
	They let in 12 million people, vetted them very hard.
	Over 60 years was 12 million?
	Yep.
	Okay, I didn't- You got pink eye, you get out of here.
	Yeah.
	If you don't have a letter from someone who lives in America saying, Jake's awesome, he's a really good hard worker, you're out of here.
	Bye, go.
	Process them all.
	There's a big slogan that says, be loyal as you walk out after your papers are processed.
	Biden has let in, on the book, 7 million.
	Let's say it's 10.
	By the time he leaves, we could easily get to 12.
	That's Ellis Island.
	In three years?
	In five years, basically?
	Yeah.
	Four years, you're right, sorry.
	And Ellis Island built America.
	Yeah, we're fine with immigration.
	We had nothing.
	And then we said, all right, let's open the doors to Europe.
	We brought in all the Germans, all the Italians.
	The Irish.
	The Germans built the Midwest.
	The Italians built the Northeast.
	The Irish built the Northeast.
	We created this country.
	And then we said, all right, that's enough.
	That was 12 million.
	Biden's incompetence.
	So anyway, if you don't know that shit, then I don't want to talk to you about immigration.
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	There's clearly no vetting process, right?
	It's almost the opposite of that.
	My wife and daughter were in Mexico City recently and I didn't go with them.
	I haven't been there in a very long time, but they go, it's Tokyo.
	It's Zurich.
	Yeah.
	Like the stray dogs are well-fed and have no bald patches.
	I'm sure there's bad areas.
	There's MS-13, whatever.
	But it is absolutely spotless.
	They had the opposite of a brain drain.
	They're not sending their best!
	They're sending rapists, they're sending murderers, and they are!
	Yeah, no, of course.
	And not just the worst of Mexico.
	We're getting the worst of Sri Lanka, the worst of the Congo, the worst of everywhere.
	No, of course.
	And no vetting whatsoever.
	And if it's 15 million, right?
	Let's say 10 million, for sake of argument.
	Okay.
	If half of 1% of those are dangerous people, what is the number on that?
	500,000?
	I'm bad at math.
	We're seeing that now.
	50,000.
	We're seeing these girls get raped to death.
	Yeah.
	I could go off.
	And what's Biden's response?
	He goes, Yeah, Trump's talking about... Well, I'm doing Bill Clinton for some reason, but Trump's talking about all these immigrants that are getting raped, but he doesn't recognize that the majority of victims of sexual assault are in-laws and brothers and sisters.
	What?
	Yeah.
	I called my wife on my show, and I go, did my dad rape you?
	And then I called my dad.
	I go, did you rape my fucking wife?
	Because I'm going to be furious if you did.
	In-laws?
	And what's his argument?
	How many people have been raped by their in-laws?
	17 in world history?
	But what's his argument?
	That those rapes don't count?
	He's thinking of, like, molestation.
	And yes, they tend to be a family member, like an uncle or a cousin or someone who the family knows.
	So that's the stat that entered his ear.
	And then it got garbled in his garbage brain and it came out as in-laws.
	They're going to use that to take him out.
	Are you lying?
	I'm trying.
	You got COVID?
	No, Biden's got COVID.
	Biden just got COVID.
	Democrat primary.
	No way.
	Are you joking?
	Come sit down and tell us about it.
	This is breaking news.
	Although by the time this airs it won't be.
	Anyway, thank you.
	We're just shooting the show.
	They're going to use that to take him out.
	Well, that's the thing today.
	We have so much to talk about.
	Are you lying?
	Are you joking?
	Do you know today he actually said, if I have a medical condition, I will consider stepping
	That came out today.
	But he said that a long time ago, too.
	But when I say came out, that's become, through the CIA talking points on X, that's been populating on everybody's feed, because I saw it.
	And yes, it is an older story.
	That's so bad.
	It doesn't matter when it's said.
	This is like when we declared we won Vietnam.
	Right.
	I'm really sick.
	I can't be president anymore.
	Who the fuck is gonna believe that?
	Well... Democrats.
	He's gonna use this to lose the presidency.
	Mom, bring your mic to your... Did you ever get smoked?
	Yeah, I did.
	Thank you.
	You feel better?
	You look great for someone who's been smoking for half a century.
	No, I've only been doing it for a few months.
	It goes on and off.
	It's not straight.
	I quit for a real long time.
	Did you love it when that meme about Madonna went all over?
	Yeah.
	I thought it was funny, but then I saw her when she did her world tour, her Cher Spinal World Tour, the 57th Goodbye Tour, and I thought she looked pretty good, although she did have kind of a vampire look to her with the high heels.
	You've never had any work done.
	Yes, she has.
	Oh my God, are you shitting me?
	But I was smart enough to have it done when I was 39.
	You don't look like it.
	She's done good work.
	Because all the experts say if you get it done at 39, It will carry you through to the rest of your life.
	If you have it done after 39, you'll just look like a pinched monkey.
	Also, there's a way to do it.
	What did you have done?
	Well, I had eyelids made, for one thing.
	Made?
	Yeah, because I have very heavy Cossack Asian eyes.
	Yeah, you're my type.
	I saw pictures of you when you first got married.
	I was like, that's my type.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	You're a good looking woman.
	Yeah.
	I like chinky.
	We have Mongolian blood.
	Yeah, we have Mongolian, kind of Asian-ish.
	And so I got my eyelids made, you know, because they was drooping.
	Like my sister right now, my sister right now, she's what, five years younger than me, so she's 68.
	Well, her hooded eyes are going right over like her dog's.
	Just like her dog, huh?
	It's like the Shar-Pei.
	That's the number one plastic surgery.
	Did you know that?
	Yeah, getting that done.
	And then I got a nose job.
	Sarah Gilbert got the nose job first, and I really liked how it de-Judy-ized her nose.
	And I didn't realize at the time, I mean, I always knew that, I mean, I always knew I came from Some part of Africa, you know.
	I always knew that.
	I see you as a Mongolian.
	Well, I have that, too, after we got kicked out of the Middle East.
	But we come from North Africa.
	We was there 2,000 years.
	Then the Romans kicked us out and we ended up in the Ukraine, Mongolia, and Lithuania.
	Okay.
	So that's the whole deal there.
	The conspiracy... I'm sorry.
	So then I got the eyelids, the nose job, and the facelift.
	And a tummy tuck.
	And a Brazilian butt lift.
	I didn't get a Brazilian butt lift.
	Oh, sorry.
	Didn't feel like it earlier.
	No.
	I got a boob job because I had to get my breasts shortened.
	Shortened?
	Like the curtain roll-up.
	Yeah.
	They were too long?
	Yeah, they were way long.
	And I was rolling them up on a thing every night.
	National Geographic kiddies.
	Like when you don't have a chip clip and you just roll the bag to keep the chips.
	So I had to get them shortened up.
	And I cut one of my tattoos right in half.
	That's what's funny.
	Really?
	I had a tattoo above my nipple.
	And they cut off my nipples.
	Yep.
	And they put them back on.
	That's what I told Oprah because she wanted to get one.
	She asked me, I go, girl, They cut off your nipples and sew them back up.
	You talk to Oprah about this?
	Yeah.
	She wanted to get it, you know.
	Are you friends with her?
	Is she cool?
	Well, I used to be friends with her, but you know.
	Yeah.
	I got mad cause she kept on having all these parties and only people, only women invited was black.
	And I'm like, fucking, I'm black, you bitch.
	Nobody's blacker than me.
	You know what I mean?
	Yes.
	Um, so And I never did get invited, and it pissed me off.
	Nobody was more revolutionary than me.
	I have to agree.
	And I needed black people's support, because I gave them a lot of support, and they gave me a lot of support, but yet they let me out of them big parties.
	I guess it's good, because there's probably sacrificing kids and shit up there.
	Well, that's why I don't think that's why you're friends with Oprah anymore, because you didn't want to be part of that Weinstein pipeline, right?
	Allegedly.
	Well, she sort of stole my religious thing off me because she owned my talk show.
	She took a lot of shit off me.
	And I found out she allegedly stole a lot of shit off other people that pitched her ideas.
	I could see that.
	She stole on from me, you know, I went to her with my The first woman's network, me and Gail Zappa.
	I remember that.
	Frank Zappa's wife.
	Yeah.
	For the first woman's network.
	And she turned you down and started her own.
	Yeah.
	Sounds like Oprah.
	Real quick, that COVID thing, it looks like it's delaying the actual nomination.
	That's what I said.
	Yeah.
	I thought you just said that the DNC, like they're going to do it, but they're pushing to not vote on Biden.
	That's what's going on.
	That's breaking right now.
	Because he's got COVID.
	So they're going to delay a vote?
	He spilled the beans.
	I can tell when he said that too.
	It was like years ago.
	He said, I'm going to fake an illness or something.
	You could tell that his staff just went... Do you know he's still favored to win on a lot of polls and the delegate counts?
	Did you guys know that?
	Yeah.
	Trump's only one percentage point above him.
	That's how we know they're cheating.
	Because this is like, I was saying, this is the campaign in history.
	Biden has the most disastrous campaign we've ever seen.
	And Trump has the greatest campaign we've ever seen from the fist bump.
	So it's like, compare and contrast, same year.
	And they're like, man, it's going to be really close coming down to a coin toss.
	Like, how fucking much are you cheating?
	At this point, I'm not even mad at Biden supporters.
	I want to meet them.
	It's like an albino tiger.
	I want to touch you.
	I met one once.
	I want to smell you and give you a carrot or something.
	Which is weird, there's 81 million of them.
	What kind of conversation you could have with them?
	You couldn't converse about much.
	I get that people don't like Trump.
	He's a bombastic personality.
	I can see people aren't into Slayer.
	That's a weird metal band that's an acquired taste.
	But how can you like Muzak?
	Like, how can you like that guy?
	What's your favorite?
	I think it's just, the only thing you'll get from them is, how much I hate Trump.
	Like, they'll take a chimpanzee over him.
	But it's like, why do they, I love that Tom McDonald thing about, why do you hate the idea of making your lives better?
	Yeah.
	But that, they've been so brainwashed.
	They've been brainwashed and bred to be self-destructive.
	Yeah, well they think- Because they are so privileged.
	Correct.
	And they've fooled themselves into thinking they speak for the people they oppress.
	Yeah.
	And they think that we'll be making our lives better by enslaving blacks and being racist and being, you know, hurting Mexican families and separating them at the border and all of this injustice.
	They think we're going to monetize injustice, whereas the opposite is true.
	We'll be monetizing justice.
	They don't even know that they do that.
	Well, they think it's a Trump thing, and it was an Obama thing.
	And also, that's not their kid.
	That's a random kid they stole.
	Right.
	And even if it was their kid, which it never is, if you arrest a cocaine dealer, and he's with his four-year-old... You separate the kids.
	You guys don't go to jail together.
	I don't know if you understand this concept.
	I don't want four-year-olds in male prisons.
	Right.
	So they broke the law.
	We can't put the kids with the grown-ups.
	Obviously, you fucking morons.
	This is what I keep saying with everything the left says.
	I'm like, play it out.
	They can't.
	I just did an interview with BBC.
	Well, they don't think.
	They just receive the talking point.
	Well, they're emotional.
	Right.
	And they're paid to do it.
	Let's get really real.
	Yeah.
	Because the left, as I found out when I ran for president of a socialist party, They ain't gonna get off their ass unless they're giving government money to do it.
	I said to them, what are you talking about pay you?
	This is the socialist revolution, what are you fucking talking about?
	You're supposed to do it for free in love with the revolution.
	They go, you capitalist whore!
	Now they want to get paid and Soros pays them.
	Unbelievable.
	Can we talk about celebs?
	Oh, fuck yeah.
	We was going to talk about the Jews, but let's go to celebs first.
	We did the Jews.
	You didn't do the Jews.
	You did the Jews, and we did the Jews a lot.
	We can still do it, I'm just saying.
	I wanted to talk about Exodus.
	We have to talk about the assassination attempt, too.
	Okay, we can do Exodus, too, but out of all the celebrities you've met, who are cool, real deals that are fun to hang out with?
	Thanks, babe.
	Um, all the Kennedys except Maria Shriver.
	It's a good thing.
	Speaking of plastic surgery, isn't it spooky what happened with her?
	I mean, that's one of the scariest looking older people ever.
	She didn't even know her husband was having a baby with the maid.
	And bring the baby in the house that looked just like him for 25 years.
	Look, the baby looks just like him and the maid.
	She's a Kennedy and they're trained to do that.
	What a coincidence.
	Yeah.
	She didn't even notice it.
	I remember when she came up to me and scolded me for saying bad shit about my ex-husband, Tom Arnold, after they was in that movie, True Lies or whatever.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	She gave me a little bit of a scolding there in Hawaii.
	And I says to her, uh, You weren't married to him.
	He's also one of the biggest losers in world history.
	He kept calling me a Nazi on Twitter.
	He did a show for Vice, which I gave him a job, basically.
	Yeah, you did.
	And it was the Trump tapes.
	The P tapes.
	I love it.
	And that's such a perfect example of liberal arrogance, where he's so positive that there's Trump tapes out there.
	Of him having prostitutes pee on him.
	Meanwhile, the guy's a germaphobe.
	That's the last thing he wants to know.
	Yeah, he's a total germaphobe.
	And it was all from the Steele dossier that was paid for by the Clintons.
	Yeah.
	And then Vice is dumb enough to give him a show, and the show is just like, it's just Geraldo and Al Capone's fucking tomb of fault.
	Yeah, and he never apologized.
	He's just constantly talking about these tapes that probably exist.
	What a dunce, like you gave a loser a career.
	It's sort of like- It's your fault.
	I know, it's my fault.
	Steven, it is your fault.
	You made Tom Arnold.
	I know, it's kind of sad.
	You brought him into our lives.
	Apologize for that right now.
	I have apologized for it many times.
	I was so dysfunctional in my thinking.
	What I liked was this hardworking guy that worked at Whore Mouth Foods, you know, on
	a union job and from Iowa and such.
	Anyways, how was I to know he was a fucking psychopath?
	I didn't know.
	Everyone in Hollywood was a psychopath.
	I couldn't tell one from the other.
	I was just a girl from Utah.
	Yeah, but some of them have some talent.
	He is, he's like Steven Seagal.
	I heard Steven Seagal was created as a bet with some Hollywood execs.
	I really like Steven Seagal because he came on my show, you know, and he gave me a jacket that matched his and I got to do the whole show with him.
	And he, I asked him, how are we going to save the world?
	And he gave the speech, which made no sense whatsoever.
	And I go, And I'm in my Steven Seagal jacket and I go, what he said!
	But it was so fun.
	It's like, it was called Rosambo.
	Won Roseanne that one season when they really let me do what I wanted.
	And she throws terrorists off a train.
	Because after they win the lottery, they start hanging out with the Kennedys.
	Because I knew a little bit about the Kennedys.
	And I had people who were in the Kennedy family that were friends.
	So I just thought that was the funniest thing in the world.
	Because I had this thing where the Conners go to dinner at the kind of quasi-Kennedy house.
	And the Kennedys are shocked that the Conners wear primary colors.
	There's a lot of clashing, but anyway.
	That's awesome.
	I don't even know what I'm talking about.
	Do you think, not to interview you, but do you think that Roseanne winning the lottery was a bad move?
	Because it ostracized the blue collar charm?
	Well, a lot of people say that, but yet the blue collar people I constantly fantasize about winning the lottery.
	Right.
	It's like the Beverly Hillbillies.
	They didn't change their personality.
	Yeah, it was the Beverly Hillbillies.
	I always wanted to do the Beverly Hillbillies.
	And like I told you, this new show that I've written, it kind of is the Beverly Hillbillies, because that's the greatest show ever, in my opinion.
	Plus the Honeymooners.
	And Green Acres.
	And Green Acres.
	Don't you love... I know the Honeymooners intimately.
	I've never watched one episode of Green Acres.
	You have to.
	It's the greatest show ever.
	Really?
	I'll check it out.
	It's from Beverly Hillbillies.
	It's the spin-off.
	They're related.
	So who is it?
	It's the hot chick.
	It's Zsa Zsa Gabor and her husband Eddie.
	Not Zsa Zsa Ava.
	Sorry, Ava.
	They're rich Manhattan.
	They moved to the farms.
	It's the opposite of Beverly Hillbillies.
	They're related.
	It's a lot of the same writers.
	I'll check it out.
	No, it's great.
	And just one point about the lottery I always like to mention is she is blue collar.
	We grew up in Denver.
	She was a housewife.
	My dad worked at the post office, and she won the fucking lottery.
	I know, but people don't like that.
	No, I understand, but that was... There's this fan, Mike Skinner.
	I think they do.
	It's her story.
	I think they will in the future.
	That's what people don't get.
	That was her story.
	Well, I thought when I did it, well, this is going to make sense to the fans of The Roseanne Show in about 20 years.
	Right.
	But you also have to go broke in 10 episodes.
	Huh?
	You'd have to go broke again and be back to yourself.
	Well, I kind of did.
	Well, that's when we came back.
	Yeah.
	That's what we said happened.
	Oh, I see.
	There's an artist, great guy, Mike Skinner, his band was called The Streets, and he did a song that ended his career.
	Oh, no!
	And it was... Must have been a good song.
	When you're a famous guy, it gets really easy to get girls.
	It gets so easy, you get a bit spoiled.
	But when you also meet a girl who is also famous too, it feels just like when you wasn't famous.
	And he was talking about getting too much pussy and people are like, I don't like you anymore.
	I can't identify with you anymore.
	But he was just telling the truth.
	He was getting tons of pussy.
	Well, I had this one guy on a college professor when I liked him, which I don't now for the most part, but he wrote a He wrote an analysis of that season and it was called Roseanne is Rich and it was gratifying to me to read it because he got it and got what I was saying about class.
	When you're poor And do something, oh, you're gross.
	But when you're rich and do it, you're just... Eccentric.
	Yeah.
	Interesting.
	So that's what it was about.
	But there's a lot of stuff in it.
	And I think that for my fans, I made that for my fans.
	And also it was that Goodman wouldn't be on the show.
	So I was like, how am I going to write this season without Goodman?
	Yeah.
	Why wasn't he on the show?
	He didn't want to be on the show anymore.
	He didn't like us or didn't want to be on it no more.
	Huh.
	Yeah.
	Are you friends?
	I know I'm asking the most generic, boring People Magazine questions, but are you friends with him still?
	No, I'm not friends with him.
	Of course not.
	They all turned their back on her.
	They're all just... Well, they're cowards.
	They want to do whatever furthers their career, right?
	They just saw money.
	Everyone's like that in Hollywood.
	I see dollar signs everywhere.
	Isn't it funny when you get canceled, your friends stab you in the back?
	There's the obvious ones.
	Like, I was very close with David Cross.
	We bought land together, built homes.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	And I kind of understood his dumping, because he was like, we have Christmas parties every year.
	If you come, no one's going.
	Right.
	And it would end my career.
	He never vocalized this, but it was clear.
	So there's that category of friend that's like... People that support the blacklist.
	Yeah, they're just like, I'm not willing to die on the cross for you.
	Yeah, because they're communists.
	Sure, so there's those.
	Then there's the ones who just vehemently agree with the propaganda and go, fuck you, I can't believe I was ever your friend.
	Yeah.
	That's another category.
	Those are the worst.
	Those people are just insane, you didn't realize.
	And then there's the head scratchers, where you told racist jokes with them, they told them to you, you've known them since you were 13.
	And they stab you in the back.
	And this didn't happen to me, but I've heard of siblings and mothers and fathers.
	And that is, that to me is the most interesting group of those three groups, is the ones that like, they know the real you.
	And without even asking.
	That's what blew my mind, because, you know, the cast knew that I had black people in my family and in my life, because I brought them to see the show all the time.
	And they knew that I was constantly fighting to get black people on the show and behind the cameras and in the crew and on the writing staff.
	They knew that.
	Yeah.
	You know, yeah, she's kind of a racist.
	I can't even fucking think where their minds went.
	I was telling you earlier.
	I think it was anti-Semitism.
	I do.
	Because, like I say, hey, the economy's in the shitter.
	Time to hate the Jews again.
	That does happen.
	You know, it's that.
	And ABC.
	Was like heavily enthralled with the BLM folk.
	I think that's more than anti-semitism.
	I don't think it was anti-semitism.
	And they're Jew haters!
	They had a new affirmative action hire.
	The thing about affirmative action hires... She didn't even want my show, but Bob Iver forced her to take it.
	She had just fired Tim Allen.
	If I ran for office and the Scottish origin large mustache council donated like $20 million to my campaign, after I got my position, I would feel obligated to help Scottish people with big mustaches.
	Of course.
	Because they paid my bills.
	So I'd be looking around for someone to fire or hire based on... So she was an affirmative action hire.
	Hired to fight racism, basically.
	Married to a Jew.
	Married to a Jew.
	That's where it always goes.
	That's why we were going to talk about the Jews.
	Because there is a civil war with the Jews and it's lasted for thousands of years since we left Egypt.
	As I told, I don't know if you told him this.
	No, I'm leaving the stream.
	But it's in Exodus.
	God tells Moses, don't take out the Jews that are intermarried with Pharaoh.
	Okay.
	Don't kill them.
	Don't take them out of slavery when you leave Egypt.
	Oh, okay.
	Have them remain as slaves.
	They weren't slaves.
	They were the courtiers, the lawyers, the civil entities, the experts, the professors.
	They were the courtiers of Pharaoh, and they were intermarried with him.
	And God said to Moses, don't take them out because they dig slavery.
	They don't want to leave slavery.
	They are privileged.
	They don't want to leave slavery.
	And they practice the black magic of Pharaoh Babylon.
	This is a whole new thing we're going for.
	And so Moses, who was talking to God all this time, he says to God, Because he's a philosopher, as are a lot of Jewish people.
	He says, but wait a minute, you're contradicting yourself here, Lord, because you said that anyone who comes before you can change in the blink of an eye and, you know, join on your side, no matter how sinful, whatever, with just repentance, they can come onto your side and be renewed.
	And God says to Moses, these cannot change.
	And Moses fights with him again.
	He goes, but then your whole thing to me is incorrect because you said any soul can change.
	God says, these cannot change because they are of pharaonic lineage and they're privileged and they practice black magic of Babylon.
	So Moses argues again and God says to him on the third time, cause it's always about three strikes and you're out.
	Mm-hmm.
	God says to him, have it your way!
	Have it your way!
	And anyways, the end of the whole Torah is, you know, the five books, is that Moses, because of them, who lied to him, they were bad spies.
	Were they the golden calf builders?
	They built the golden calf.
	The first thing they did is say all the women have to give their nose rings and their earrings, their bracelets and their rings.
	To build a golden calf of Horus, because that's the black magic of Pharaoh.
	When Moses was, what, two minutes late from the mountain?
	Yeah, getting the Ten Commandments, right?
	So, and it also says in Torah that this is what's great.
	It says, the first sin they committed because they're arrogant.
	Their sin is to be arrogant, which indicates crass ignorance.
	So we're talking about gynos now, genetically, and saying they're genetically arrogant?
	Their name is Erev Rav, bad spies, which translates to good teachers of bad information.
	See, I knew you were more anti-Semitic than academic.
	No, but their mission is to destroy Torah, to destroy...
	The Word of God.
	The Word of God, to destroy the Jewish people, and they have infiltrated us.
	So what pisses me off is when people say, the Jews, because they're condemning me along with them, and I am not like them.
	That's what we were talking about.
	And I want them to say the word, Erev Rab, as is in Torah.
	Erev Rab, the black magicians, of Egypt.
	Babylon, they are Jino.
	They were created through eugenics to be self-destructive and like the Pied Piper to lead all the children off the cliff.
	No, we're not going to do that this time.
	Well, they're actually the opposite of Jews because they talk about Jews being the chosen ones, but people misinterpret that as Jews are better than everyone and God thinks they're better.
	They're the chosen ones to continue the Word of God.
	That's right.
	So he sees them almost as librarians.
	We are librarians.
	And he's like, these guys will preserve the text.
	So I've chosen them to preserve the Word of God.
	I'm not saying they're better than everyone.
	No.
	They're auto-studying.
	That's what I said, because I was saying, my grandson, he said to me, why do they hate us so bad?
	Alls we are is nerds and autistic.
	It's true.
	And I said, yeah.
	And then I got this vision that I felt was really from the Lord.
	And he said, why do you think I made you all autistic?
	And you know how you are.
	Weird.
	In the age of information, it's because you can research And that's what's needed.
	That's what I created you for.
	Through all the shit you lived through, I made you a people who knows how to create.
	That's why Israel's turned out all this technology that is good for the world.
	It's not bad for the world.
	And people don't even know... Well, the hormone blockers I don't like.
	Huh?
	They do make a lot of the hormone blocking medicine for trans children.
	Israel does?
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, I mean, you have to look at their fruits, of course, and people who are doing things, I call it Monsatan, and that is a Jewish family too, the Monsatan family.
	Is it?
	Is it?
	I thought they were Mexican.
	Monsanto?
	They're Spanish Jews.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	This is fascinating.
	But they've all enriched themselves, as have the Rothschilds, by stealing Jewish wealth.
	When they kill Jews, the only reason they kill us is to steal what we got.
	That's the reason they kill anybody, is to steal their land or their art or their, you know, that's how they kill everybody.
	They don't just, what they start with the Jews, because everybody's been programmed through MK ultra Nazi mind control.
	What starts with the Jews never ends with the Jews.
	It goes to all tribal people.
	All people who own their sacred burial grounds.
	That's what them Satanists don't like.
	They don't dig that.
	Wouldn't orthodox Jews accuse you of being a Jino for recognizing Jesus as miracles?
	Probably.
	What do you mean by as miracles?
	Well, turning water into wine and... Metaphysics.
	Yeah.
	Doesn't that go against the core tenets of Judaism?
	No, Judaism is about metaphysics.
	So it's perfectly reasonable to see Jesus as the Son of God and a miracle worker.
	No, he was a master metaphysician and a great rabbi who studied under Rabbi Akiva, who was murdered by the Romans.
	And he was one of three students that Rabbi Akiva picked to lead the Bar Hochba revolt against Rome, which we Jews won.
	And Rome retreated in horror, and that is why the United States won the Revolutionary War by studying the guerrilla tactics of those who had come from that section of the world and fought in trees, because the way that the Jewish people of Judea and Samaria defeated the Romans, the Romans was guerrilla warfare, and that's where it was initiated against great power, the triangulation of a small group of people against a mighty army with just the will and the faith that is the Western world.
	And it's us.
	Yeah, I'm glad you said that.
	And it's mighty, mighty.
	And it also is linked to the lack of classism in America.
	India has their caste system.
	Even Hawaii, before it was colonized, they had the different tribes and the different... Yeah.
	...the hierarchy.
	And I... Britain, you know, you're either, hello, how are you?
	Or you're, what are you doing, mate?
	Yeah.
	They have their accent hierarchy, but America... No, it's like this.
	You're either pharaoh...
	Or the courtiers of Pharaoh, or the bankers of Pharaoh.
	And it's never changed.
	Feudalism has never changed.
	But in America, you can have a peanut farmer, as incompetent as he was, Jimmy Carter, become president.
	You got a yokel from Oklahoma, wherever Clinton is from.
	Because he was paid for by the Council of Foreign Relations.
	Okay, maybe presidents are a bad analogy, but you know what I'm saying?
	I think classism's a little more subversive.
	We're nouveau riche here in America, and that's one of my favorite things about it.
	Me too.
	Is that there's no accent.
	I've hung out with gazillionaires, and they're excited because I know Sarah Silverman, and they want to hear gossip.
	Well, there's obviously snobbery, but I find America to be the least snobby place on earth.
	I do too.
	Absolutely.
	Least racist and least classist.
	I love about billionaires when I'm, you know, vetted to be around them is, I mean, I wait till we're drunk.
	I really don't attack them at first.
	But if you ask them to help you sponsor something that's good for kids, they're all in.
	Every time.
	I've never heard a no.
	And I mean, and for a lot of money, it's, they want to do good.
	A lot of them do, you know?
	Yeah.
	I met Peter Thiel a few times and he's, he's just like a very curious guy.
	Like he's like, why do, why do you think that, um, women are so bad at politics?
	Do they, they seem so enthusiastic, but they haven't really done the backyard research.
	Why do you, what drives that?
	Like he's curious.
	Because they're dick-motized.
	That's the whole thing of the Bible.
	Women worship the erect phallus.
	That's patriarchy.
	Women's worship of the erect phallus.
	They're trying to be men.
	It makes me sick.
	Women make terrible men.
	This is my thing.
	They're not trying to be men.
	They're trying to get men.
	When they get involved in politics, they're doing a man thing, and they don't belong in politics.
	They generally don't belong in the workforce.
	They don't belong in a lot of things.
	There's obviously exceptions.
	I don't think women can write, but out of my top 10 writers, five of them are female.
	So you can say that Asians are bad at basketball, and your favorite basketball players can be Chinese.
	Right.
	It's an exception to the rule.
	So like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Laura Hillebrand.
	I used to fight with What's the woman who wrote Heather MacDonald?
	Like, my favorite writers.
	But generally, women, when they write, they can't kill their darlings, so they will... What do you mean, their darlings?
	The secret to writing is to look at what you just did and said, what can go?
	He's mansplaining.
	Oh yeah, definitely.
	And you've got to murder paragraphs.
	Yeah, I said he's mansplaining writing to you.
	So I want to watch, I don't want to be here for this.
	I wouldn't agree, but it's interesting to hear you babble on.
	No, but it's interesting to hear what you think.
	You don't mean that at all.
	My general point is, I tend to sound like a sexist when I talk, but whenever I'm criticizing females, it's for leaving their area of expertise.
	Well, I've never left my area of expertise.
	I agree.
	disallowed to ascend to my area of expertise.
	I agree.
	Until recently.
	And I can't tell you how thrilled I am because my whole life I have been
	the definition of expertise and excellence only to be shat upon by those inferior to me.
	How am I supposed to deal with that?
	You know, they can talk about racism and I can understand it,
	but there's nothing that compares to being a smart woman in Hollywood with a bunch of fucking
	chronic masturbating Jewish guys.
	There's nothing worse.
	Well, you're obviously wildly unique and you kind of invented this notion of nonconformity in
	art I'm going to be me, no matter how uncool and unpopular it is, to be a chubby housewife in a flannel and talk about my ungrateful kids.
	That had never been done before.
	And there's a lot of people like that, like Billy Bragg.
	He was a folk singer.
	I love Billy Bragg.
	And back then, if you're British, you did an American accent, like Led Zeppelin.
	Woman, I need you!
	And then Billy Bragg comes along and he's like, up in the morning and we're out for school.
	Mother said there'll be no work next year.
	And people are like, whoa, you're just being a regular guy from like South London.
	Yeah, people like that.
	I like that.
	Like they want you to be sincere.
	Yeah, that's some punk shit, right?
	Yeah, people want sincerity.
	And you were the first to bring it to comedy.
	So when I criticize women and blacks and everyone, I'm usually getting mad at them for not being honest and not being themselves.
	Well, it's very difficult to do that when you're having to get in front of this audience full of fucking stuff to the top of their head, to the bottom of their feet of prejudiced bullshit.
	Right, and that's why we appreciate it more.
	Like Kathy Cheetos... Anybody who can break through that, you know, you've got a career for the rest of your life.
	Absolutely.
	And that, I would argue, is American culture.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	American culture is, I'm me, take it or leave it, go fuck yourself.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Yeah, that is America.
	And Cathy Cheadle, the head of the secret cervix.
	Cervix!
	I don't hate her because she's a woman.
	I hate her because she's in over her head, pretending to be a man, not doing what she's meant to do.
	Well, you know what I say.
	The whole government, it is a conspiracy.
	Lesbian witches.
	I know it, because I was in Hollywood.
	Is she a les, Kathy Cheadle?
	Probably.
	You gotta be a lesbian witch or you don't ascend to power in the Democrat party.
	What about Nancy Pelosi?
	Is she a les?
	She's a... I think so.
	She's the next thing after that.
	Her husband seemed to have a gay boyfriend over that night.
	I mean, who doesn't?
	Have you heard this theory that Alex Soros is trans?
	Yeah, definitely.
	And has a vagina, and Huma Abedin, who allegedly used to horse around with Hillary in a gay way, is now marrying this chick with a beard.
	Who?
	Soros?
	Alex Soros.
	Yeah, I could see that.
	That would be perfect.
	Oh my god, is that for real?
	He does sink a lot of kazillions into trans.
	Yeah, and he does look trans.
	Yeah, he totally lost track.
	And he talks like he's overdosing on hormones.
	Yeah.
	Like he says, you know, you know, you know, you know.
	Hamza definitely pegs in.
	Ma, you know, shit's getting bad.
	Biden's a retard.
	Right?
	Like, and you know, the Democrats aren't going to stop.
	We've already proven that he has dementia.
	We know they're going to cheat.
	They're importing voters in.
	They're going to let illegal migrants, they're going to vote.
	They're going to do the ballot dumping.
	They're going to cheat.
	It's going to go like France.
	It's going to go like France.
	That's the scare.
	I mean, maybe we'll, maybe we'll be able to pull it off, but if we don't, the bottom line is from now until election day and probably there and after, regardless of what happens.
	America is destabilized, and shit's gonna get real.
	If Trump wins, we'll be like, yay!
	The left is gonna riot.
	If Trump loses, America's doomed.
	So there's good and bad to every kind of possible outcome.
	But what I do know is, and I'm being very serious about it.
	Gold is gold.
	Gold is gold.
	Silver is silver.
	And currency, the dollar, I mean, the dollar could tank.
	We urge you, go to any company you want.
	If you don't want to use it, nobody likes gold.
	I'm going to do it.
	I'm going to take money and buy gold, gold, gold.
	You have to.
	You have to.
	I've been doing it all along, but I'm going to step it up because you know value for value it never it never goes down gold never goes down gold and silver they're not like paper money they retain their value that's why they're called precious metals and they have they have actual uses in the real world unlike cash money which when shit has been maybe you can burn it and use it for heat like maybe depression but gold and silver is just a smart way to protect your wealth and again
	Yes, rblexgold.com.
	You can go there and you can buy gold and it's great.
	We have a landing page, but just go anywhere you want it.
	This is not an ad for the sake.
	This is shit's getting real.
	You can see it happening every day and you really have to be smart.
	Now you have to, you have to really see the old days.
	You'd have to look 10 years in the future.
	Now you only have to look two or three months in the future.
	Now they're saying gold is the only thing that isn't losing its value.
	Unlike real estate, right?
	And 401ks and everything else.
	Well, that's why I want, I tell people that if you have like a retirement account, because if you have an IRA or for instance, you know, a lot of that's invested.
	And if the stock market crashes, your retirement.
	So it's the smartest thing you can do is if you have like, you can roll over your IRA, you can take your retirement, you can actually put that in, in gold and silver and protects from Whatever's going to happen in the next six months to three years, you can at least roll that over and do it.
	It's smart.
	I just, just do it.
	Please just do it.
	That's it.
	All right.
	Don't you think the trans are, you know, look how Biden and like Newsom, the whole Democrat party, they can't push that.
	Those kickbacks from big pharma.
	I mean, the Monsanto, Monsatan.
	They can't kick the drugging and chemical castration of children far enough with their happy face.
	Happy face Hitler.
	They can't.
	Yeah.
	Be happier than to do that.
	It's atheists, pagans, who are sacrificing their children to the woke gods, and they have no problem doing it.
	Bringing your kid to Drag Queen Story Hour, why?
	It's not Disneyland, it's not Legoland, they're not excited to be there, yet you drag them in.
	Well, as I always say, they always seem to have a... Thank you, baby.
	Hi, Libya!
	I might have to smoke with mom.
	You my mom?
	I actually give him permission.
	We're having a power clash.
	Listen.
	Who's the boss of Jake?
	You or me?
	Hannah.
	Olivia is the boss of everyone.
	Do you want another beer?
	No, I'm good.
	This is turgid.
	What was I going to say about that?
	I'm letting you smoke in the house.
	This is breaking news on the Roseanne Barr podcast.
	Trans people, the hormone blockers, like taking the drag queen story, cutting their tits off.
	My son was positive he was Spider-Man when he was young.
	I know this is a cliche point to make, but it's true.
	Yeah.
	You can't get a tattoo until you're 18.
	Right.
	And you know what I've looked up recently?
	What?
	Tits.
	Do you know how fucking complex these things are?
	Yeah.
	With the different- The man's tits?
	No, a woman's breasts with the daffodil ducts.
	I don't know, it looks like there's 600 little ducts.
	There are.
	So they taste the child's saliva.
	Yeah, and that makes more milk come.
	They're like, uh-oh, this kid's low on iron.
	So the milk produces more iron to facilitate this balance.
	You're not cutting off an earlobe here.
	That's how God made us, so we could have children and feed them.
	I mean, what are they trying to do?
	It's blasphemy!
	It is blasphemy.
	The Lord gave you the Taj Mahal on your chest, and you're like, meh.
	Tits are the smartest part of women.
	I think that's pretty clear.
	No, I mean, Hannah's, we got a baby.
	I, the breastfeed, I got to say this, and I don't want to talk about cliche and cocky, but I'm like you.
	And then I watched Hannah go through childbirth.
	I'm not going to be that guy, but the breastfeeding thing, I've watched it.
	I'm like, holy shit, this is fucking weird.
	Women are like, did you know tits prefer breastfeeding?
	I thought they were for tit-fuckers.
	But that's what I'm saying.
	They're designed to feed a baby and it's like the sex stuff is secondary and I'm not even trying to be funny.
	I remember this one time when I had the hugest tits because my family of Jewish women is all hunchbacked because of their tits by the time they're 60.
	Like Eric said, he was all bent over like a troll.
	Size 48E.
	I remember when I was breastfeeding my children and I pat them on the right breast and the left one just started squirting right across the room.
	It was right across the room.
	My mother-in-law was with me.
	She brought a rag.
	You get on the microphone.
	You know that sort of dark area that women have from their vaginas up to their tits?
	That's so the baby can maneuver and see, follow the yellow brick road up to their tits.
	I know!
	Also B.O.
	I'm not joking.
	The women's armpit smell.
	Kids can smell and find tits in the dark with their B.O.
	It's fascinating.
	So we're like, this is the thing about being a sexist, we're feminists, like I worship this shit.
	I love women.
	I'm in awe of women and childbirth and all this and modern feminism is to trivialize all this, literally cut the tits off.
	Well because it's male feminism.
	Yeah.
	It's not real feminism.
	It's male worship.
	You know there's the 14- It's cockocracy, that's what I call it.
	It really is.
	It's getting good.
	When all these bitches are lining up to go, hey, anybody with a penis is worth more than us.
	Right.
	Stupid bitch.
	They're becoming men.
	And they're shitty men.
	They have to be a real penis.
	There's 14 lesbian bars left in America.
	They're trying to kill off the lesbians.
	That's really what it is.
	Because they're just men.
	So they go to gay bars, whatever.
	Yeah.
	And then the left goes, oh.
	And they're all pissed that the lesbians won't date the trans women.
	They're like, we don't want a dick.
	Get that through your fucking head.
	That's why we're lesbians.
	We've said that for fucking 25 years now.
	And the left will go, oh.
	We want nothing to do with a dick or dick has power or dick laws or dick religions.
	Fuck your dick.
	Go suck it yourself or stick it up your boyfriend's butt or whatever you're going to do.
	In your homoerogenous horseshit patriarchal bullshit world.
	We'll be over here with all the people.
	Is there a civil war in the gay community?
	Yes!
	Same as the Jews!
	It's LGB against T and Q.
	Just like it is with the Jews, just like it is with the Blacks, just like it is with the Hispanics.
	Right.
	It's everywhere.
	They fomented us to go against ourselves.
	Let me ask you this then.
	That's what MKUltra is all about.
	You're so smart.
	In each group, if there's a civil war, how do you know which side is good and which side is bad, or am I being too binary?
	Is there a tell?
	I think there is.
	What's the tell?
	Anti-Semitism.
	That's the bad side.
	Anything that goes against God, the Torah, and the people of God.
	When you say anti-Semitism, are you saying anti-Jew or are you saying anti-Old Testament?
	Anti-Torah.
	Which is the Old Testament, right?
	It's the five books of Moses.
	Okay.
	The Torah.
	That Christianity and Islam are based on.
	So we can not, we can dislike Erev Rav, American leftist Jews.
	We have to dislike Erev Rav because they're on the side of, it's called the Sitra Akka, the other side.
	They're not on the side of those of us who wish peace, love, equity, and, um, the end of slavery, debt slavery, and, uh, you know, A few at the expense of the many.
	That's not... Torah is about evolving to the intellectual point where you can create just law.
	One law for all.
	Right.
	No double standards that, you know, accuse Israel of what every other country does.
	Right.
	None of that anymore.
	And it's all going to go.
	It's all in the process of going.
	Anything that has anti-Semitism, that says the Jews, without saying... You can bring it over if you want to look at me.
	Without saying the communist Jews, communist Jewish atheists, against Jewish people who are connected to God.
	Can I say what I think my tell is?
	Yeah.
	I asked her in a civil war, because the Jews have it, gays have it, whites have it.
	We all have civil wars right now, left and right.
	What's the tell to know which side is the good side?
	Well, the Jews, it's Israel.
	If a Jew in America doesn't support Israel, you know that they're a secular phony.
	I agree.
	With gays, it's Drag Queen Story Hour.
	Yeah.
	With whites, it's Black Lives Matter.
	It's easy.
	So that's all good points, but how would you sum that up?
	But when you say support Israel, that's like really, really deep, because for myself, there's a lot about Israel that I don't support that I think they do wrong.
	Right, people still support the critical.
	So I make my voice heard there.
	I don't accept all of it.
	Like what?
	What do you dislike about Israel?
	That it is in the control of the left, like the United States, exactly the same.
	And that we're being lied to about that fact in all press.
	Like their thing where they showed all these people in Tel Aviv saying that they're making the government, I mean the judicial system in Israel, more right-wing.
	In fact, what they're doing is what this Supreme Court did in the United States when it overturned Roe v. Wade, as well as the Chevron Doctrine, they are saying that we will no longer have judicial fiat.
	There will no longer be law by a bunch of elitist fucking left-wing communist judges.
	Instead, as intended, the people will decide the law.
	No more elitist, bureaucratic, communist, leftist judges will do that.
	And that's never been portrayed correctly in the American press because they don't want us to know that Israel fights the same battle that we fight and it is Israel is the little sister, and America is the big sister.
	You know, all the Islamic people say, Big Satan, Little Satan, because they're inextricably bound because of Christianity and the Bible.
	Israel is where the Bible is and where it happened.
	And Islam now is taking over The sacred burial grounds and holy sites of every religion on earth, and claiming them to be Islamic in every country.
	I went to Bethlehem.
	Killing Christians everywhere.
	Killing Buddhists, killing Hindus, everywhere.
	Destroying Easter worshipers.
	They're Easter worshipers.
	They're coming to kill the Jews too, and we're like, well the Jews are occupiers.
	No, the Jews don't occupy Judea, you stupid fucking cunt.
	Well said.
	You know, and I always tell Jake, it's always that, not always, but so often, a Jewish home that has no Jewish mother.
	In other words, it's a Jewish man that married a non-Jewish mom, and she may have converted, but all her life she heard something horrible about the Jewish people in her religion that she was indoctrinated in before she converted to Judaism.
	And, you know, whether it was that we killed Jesus or whatever other misinformation.
	She's been fed by Rome.
	And she'll say that to her kids, like, oh, you you're acting like a Jew, like your dad.
	They all tell me.
	So it is like.
	There is racism, there is anti-Semitism, we have to get over it by telling the truth about the truth.
	There's a great Jewish civil war in Israel among Jews everywhere, and it is.
	Are we the people of the book, or are we the people of Marx?
	And there's a lot of people of Marx in Israel.
	I'm not going to be very popular with the people who subscribe to my network, because I think they tend to be much more anti-Semitic than they could ever be.
	But my problem with Israel is it's not Zionist enough.
	Mine too.
	Muslims are in parliament.
	Why are Muslims in your government?
	Why do Muslims live in Israel?
	Why are you bringing Palestine water every day?
	Stop!
	Because the same reason the United States has the squad Hamas in Congress.
	They're infiltrated.
	It's infuriating.
	I agree with you.
	I've always said that my problem with Israel and the war in Gaza is they're not really the genociders.
	Jews are not allowed into the West Bank.
	They cannot leave Israel.
	Yet every day, hordes of Muslims come through to work for the day.
	And their anger is, this wall is there.
	Is my neighbor mad that I have a deadbolt?
	Why would my neighbor give a fuck how fortified my home is, unless you want to come in?
	It's way deeper than anybody knows because it's actually a worldwide Subterranean war.
	And nobody's told the truth.
	But it's worldwide.
	The thing that the Nazis have to understand about Jews is...
	That they hate Jews more than anyone else.
	Yeah.
	Who does?
	Jews.
	Jews.
	We say that a lot.
	Oh, I know!
	Yeah.
	We don't need your hate.
	We've got enough.
	Like certain, like the Satmar Jews.
	When you see these Jews that are like saying they're pro-Palestinian.
	They're in Israel and saying that, you know, all that Palestinian shit.
	I love that they just passed a law where they have to be drafted.
	Yeah.
	How much did I love that?
	Because it's like, hey, you live here and privilege of this place.
	Like I'm gonna love it when the Democrats, nobody knows this, but they're gonna draft Antifa
	and they're gonna send them to Ukraine if they win. Good.
	They're drafting women. They're already going.
	They're already all over the world, Antifa, fighting these fucking dumb battles they think are part of their agenda.
	How do you get in Antifa anyway?
	How do you get jumped into that game?
	You just show up one day.
	You just say, I hate my dad.
	You know, I went to Bethlehem where Jesus was born.
	I saw the little stone cave, and it's guarded with a giant fence with spikes everywhere.
	Muslims have completely surrounded it.
	They shit in it.
	There's a call to prayer where you're there to see the birthplace of Jesus and you hear, as they all bow, like hundreds of them are bowing.
	They've taken over that area.
	Yeah.
	They shit in all the Jewish holy sites, and Christian too, and we're not allowed to know that.
	But come on, they need to go through a renaissance.
	They need to come out of the medieval age.
	You know, I saw these blacks at this restaurant, and they were furious that these white people got their steaks before they did.
	And the manager was trying to explain, They ordered them rare, so they're ready first.
	But they didn't, they trashed the entire restaurant.
	And my reaction to that is, I want whites to act like that.
	Oh God, could you imagine?
	I want us to be, and not just whites, Jews, gays, Westerners, Americans, patriots, Brits.
	The ship has sailed on indignance.
	Right.
	We're not convincing anyone to be more civilized.
	So we need to be less civilized.
	I mean, how many black people have you seen that are just perfect in their behavior, very loving,
	and they got a redneck racist at their throat?
	I mean, there's so many videos like that.
	I've seen them, of course, like Karen in the park.
	I mean, it's just, there's like, as I say, there's two kinds of people.
	Wait, no, I haven't seen them.
	Oh, I've seen them.
	They're all over YouTube.
	But like I say, there's two kinds of people.
	A lot of times it's me in the video.
	Jake, Jake, will you get me some more booze?
	Yeah.
	We need more booze.
	Like I say, there's two kinds.
	Are you joking?
	That's our favorite movie.
	Shut up!
	Shut up, bitch.
	That's my favorite movie.
	I've seen it 15 times.
	I'm divorcing my wife.
	We're getting married.
	Okay, but you better be richer than me because I'm never marrying another guy poorer than me.
	I've only got about 10 million.
	That's about what I get.
	We need more booze!
	I wanted to marry Patrick Byrne because he satisfies my two requirements for a new husband.
	He must be terminally ill.
	And very, very wealthy.
	Much wealthier than myself.
	How about when Withnail wakes up hungover and he goes, I've got a bastard behind the eyes.
	It feels like a pig shat in my head.
	How about Uncle Monty?
	Oh my boys, my boys!
	When he comes with that green eyeshadow into the bedroom?
	Yes!
	I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.
	You remember all the lines!
	Oh yeah!
	What about that hippie that comes in when they've gotten that horrible journey?
	If I dose you, you'll know that you've been dosed.
	This joint is called a Cumberwall carrot because it's shaped like a carrot and I came up with it in Cumberwall.
	You're good!
	Balls!
	I'll take whatever you've had and run a mile!
	Those are choice words, mate.
	George Harrison produced that.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I'm obsessed with that movie.
	I never knew that.
	I became obsessed with George Harrison because of that movie.
	Really?
	And I stalked him.
	You know, I also stalked Marlon Brando.
	Oh.
	My son's Johnny is named after him in The Wild One.
	Was that his name?
	Johnny?
	Johnny.
	What are you rebelling against?
	What do you got?
	Oh, brilliant.
	Yeah.
	He raped everybody, allegedly.
	Oh, great!
	I named my son after a serial rapist.
	Well, Johnny.
	Johnny wasn't a serial rapist.
	Johnny who?
	The Wild One.
	You know that invented Cool?
	Cool was invented relatively recently, 1953.
	We had the Wild One, we had Rebel Without a Cause.
	Before that, teenagers were just young adults.
	There weren't teenagers.
	Right.
	You were a kid, then you were a young adult, then you were an adult.
	There was no in-between.
	That's right.
	And what was the common denominator between the cool teenager and the age before?
	World War II.
	I bet you'll never guess.
	No.
	The age before, you mean teenagers of the generation before?
	The generation before.
	Privilege.
	The common bridge and denominator to fucking Coolsville.
	Drugs.
	Privilege.
	Foreskins.
	Music.
	Marijuana.
	I already said drugs.
	What?
	Speed.
	I forget her last name now.
	Natalie.
	Wood.
	Natalie Wood.
	Natalie Wood.
	Didn't they kill her?
	Fucking what's his name?
	Kill her?
	Christopher Walken and Robert.
	Allegedly they pushed her off a boat.
	Allegedly she caught them fucking each other.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so this is two things I got to look up.
	Green Acres and the assassination of Natalie Wood.
	And Erev Rav.
	Oh, you knew that already.
	Erev Rav.
	Yeah, I'll get to that.
	The evil spies.
	The Jews who spy, are double spies.
	They spy, they pretend they're spying for Israel, but they're spying for Pharaoh.
	But Natalie Wood was murdered, right?
	Allegedly?
	Well, allegedly, that's what they allegedly say about the alleged issue.
	Do you think that?
	Oh, fuck yeah.
	She caught her husband butt-fucking with what's-his-ass.
	It was Robert what's-his-name.
	Christopher Walken.
	Could that be the title of this episode?
	Yeah.
	They caught her husband butt-fucking with what's-his-ass.
	Yes.
	She walked in and seen her husband and Christopher Walken having some sort of a gay thing.
	Maybe they were just dressed up with scarves dancing to Judy Garland records.
	But she was incensed.
	And they threw her off the boat.
	That's one of the things.
	She ran out.
	Catalina.
	She ran off the boat and was so drunk that she slipped and fell off the edge.
	And hit her head on a hammer.
	That's like House of Lotus.
	The second season with that blonde chick.
	Yeah, they got that from Natalie Wood.
	A lot of times Hollywood, I don't know if you know this, they sneak stuff in their movies.
	CIA.
	What's that project?
	That was such a great show.
	Is that Mockingbird?
	No, that's not Mockingbird.
	Mockingbird is the press.
	Yeah, Mockingbird.
	CIA working with Hollywood.
	Which they're doing now.
	Can we talk about the assassination?
	I know you guys are- Oh yeah, the assassination attempt.
	Have you been following- I mean, obviously you know it happened, but have you been following this shit after the Secret Service?
	Wait, what happened?
	Trump- Did we fully cover the idea that- The Proud Boys were unjustly convicted and called racist and dragged through the mud and made to suffer for no fucking good reason by a DOJ that's done that to black people for centuries here in America.
	My proof of that allegation is that it happened in a minute.
	But before October 12, 2018, Proud Boys were just patriots.
	A switch was flicked on October 12, 2018, and they became Nazis after that and got insane like 30 years, 4 years, 5 years for nothing.
	When did the Southern Poverty Law or whatever, when did that happen?
	They'd been attacking us for a while.
	Right.
	They're pure communists.
	I'm suing them.
	They're pure communists.
	And that's still going on?
	Should have won that by now.
	Did you know what I found out with all my digging and non-friends?
	Did you know?
	Like that's what I know.
	Oh, I shouldn't even go into that.
	Yeah, I want to hear what happened with this lawsuit.
	I want to hear about the lawsuit.
	So there's like five Supreme Court judges in Alabama, where they are, and the announcement of the lawsuit petrified them.
	Richard Cohen quit, Morris Deas, the founder, quit, head of legal quit, their top researcher quit, because they knew we would get their emails.
	But there's one liberal judge out of five, black guy.
	It ended up on his lap, and it's just sitting there rotting.
	Like, he'll die.
	Ron Coleman is my lawyer for this, and I go, isn't there, like, you know, expeditious justice or a speedy trial?
	Isn't there someone who goes, nope, there's no law that says he can't sit on this lawsuit until he dies of old age?
	Is it a defamation suit?
	So, like, think about all the old white KKK judges that did that to black prisoners who were innocent that they railroaded.
	Think about that.
	That's the history of America.
	That's the history of America, and that's why they say, orange is the new black.
	Exactly.
	They want you to feel it.
	I lived the life of a mixed-race couple in the 40s.
	When I go out of my house, I have to worry.
	When I sit in a restaurant, I have to make sure my back is to the door.
	They throw eggs at the house.
	They put garbage on the front lawn.
	My neighbors attack me, and we get in yelling fights when I walk my dog.
	Like, I'm a black guy married to a white woman in 1949.
	My favorite bit you ever did was the gay guy's… I don't know if you remember this.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Bing Maga is gay.
	Did you ever hear this?
	He said, Bing Maga… Well, this was probably like three or four years ago, but it's like being gay in the 50s where you're at a party and you kind of… I don't want to ruin your bit, but I'll let you do it, but it's fucking brilliant.
	You already destroyed it.
	Sorry.
	No, I was at a family reunion with my wife's family.
	My wife's half white, half American Indian, so it was with the white half.
	And she's a Democrat too, right?
	Not anymore.
	Okay, good.
	Thank you.
	Congrats.
	The broken window's red pilder.
	That's what it takes sometimes.
	I'm at the family reunion, and I'm with- I knew John Trudell.
	Hold on, can he finish?
	Her white half is there, and we're talking, and Trump had just come up, it was like 2016 or something.
	And I heard one of her cousins, her white cousins, go, yeah, well, you know, you tax something, you get less of it.
	So when you tax corporations, I mean, are they going to be as affluent?
	Are they going to be as productive as when they're not taxed?
	And I was like, it was like someone said, I love Judy Garland.
	She's got some great songs.
	So I look over at him and we meet eyes and I'm like, yeah, it sort of seems like taxes are a good idea on paper, but as far as practice goes, you get less productivity.
	Aren't you out in the car talking?
	Yeah, we're like, we're now like, we might as well have like pink ascots.
	It is though, it is.
	And we're both dancing well.
	It's the liberal elite.
	Yes, because it's always like the very elite billionaires and their fucking bullshit socialism.
	Yes.
	So I said to him, I go, oh, we're out of beer.
	I'm going to go get more beer.
	Do you want to join me?
	And he's like, yeah.
	So then we get in the car, and the equivalent of sucking each other's dicks was, Trump is on fire these days, man.
	This is the beauty.
	All you gotta do is take down tax and let business be business.
	All you gotta do is get out of the way.
	That's the secret of politics.
	Just get out of the way.
	I want the next president to be a Japanese guy who doesn't know any English except the word no.
	And he just sits in the White House, he just says no.
	And we're talking to him 100 miles a minute.
	We go, we get the beer, we come back to the house, and then the second we come back to the house, we separate.
	And go in different directions, because we just had sex with each other.
	Yeah, no, that's what it's like.
	That's still what it's like.
	But I got to say, the assassination attempt, my theory is, that took off that gaslighting shit.
	Because I know we're all proud, Manga, but there's still part of us that's like, should I say it here?
	It's done.
	I think it's done.
	I think now we get to turn the tables and fucking gaslight the fuck out of them, regardless.
	And I think it's great.
	Well, the Satanists did it to Trump on the 13th.
	And they failed.
	Because the 13th is...
	You know, they do reverse Judaism, because they're the black magicians of Pharaoh, of Babylon.
	We've got to start calling that J13.
	We do.
	Huh?
	It's J13.
	Why?
	Because it needs a day like J6, like it has to be... Okay, J13.
	Yeah, the Satanists always do something on the 13th or the 11th.
	Because a trauma inflicted on the masses precludes a lot of laws changing that take away your civil rights.
	You got an announcement to make?
	Well, it's from two hours ago.
	It's kind of what I was talking about since we're finally talking about the assassination and Satanism.
	A company called Austin Private Wealth shorted 12 million shares of DJT.
	The filing date is July 12th, the day before the assassination attempt.
	They have around $1 billion in assets under management, and this is by far the largest put placed.
	According to the source, the trade represents 6% of total shares and over 16% of the float of stock, given the fact that Trump owns 60% of the company.
	So this is a giant bet when you consider their total aim.
	But wait, there's more, and I don't want to read it all.
	You just retweeted it.
	The day before the assassination attempt, they shorted the DJT stunt.
	I guess it's not important.
	Not important?
	You don't think that's important?
	That's scary shit.
	Yep.
	It's changing my theory.
	May I tell the story about how God Almighty always places me in places where I am forced to witness horrific things that I don't want to see or hear.
	And I'm like, thanks, Lord, can't you leave me alone?
	He's like, no, I can't, Merlin, you have to see it.
	What does he call you, Merlin?
	Rosanne.
	Oh.
	He uses your name.
	Well, he uses my Hebrew name.
	What's your Hebrew name?
	Rivka.
	He calls me Eddie.
	I don't know why.
	That company is connected to James A. Baker.
	So, sorry, tell the story.
	What was your story?
	That God makes you witness horrific things that you shouldn't.
	Oh, I was seated in this lovely delicatessen in New York City.
	This one lovely day that I was there to do some sort of fucking thing for some satanic channel.
	And trying to go there and fight the good fight, right?
	Because I always try to fight the good fight.
	Because God puts me where I need to go.
	say the thing about God, right?
	So I'm sitting in this restaurant.
	I mean, it's a delightful restaurant, too, I have to say.
	One of my favorites there in New York City.
	And I'm sitting there at this table, and beside me are two wonderful Jewish gentlemen who are stockbrokers of some sort, and they're discussing the Internet.
	And basically, I'm a nosy old Jewish woman, so I stick my nose in everybody's business, because it's a-fun, two, informational.
	Three, I'm always trying to get people married.
	Me too, yeah.
	Right?
	So they're talking about placing the betting on stuff on the stock market.
	And they used the word put.
	And they said, all we need to do is bet a put on something.
	And it was horrendous, as I was understanding it.
	They were betting on the lives of human beings.
	And it was really blowing my mind.
	And so anyways, I picked up their tab, you know.
	Why?
	So I could talk to them.
	And I said to them, they thanked me and said, oh, they were big fans of my blah blah.
	And I said, I, I was nosy and I snooped on what you were saying about this and that.
	And, um, I hope this Rosh Hashanah, when you go to synagogue, you'll repent for betting against the lives of humanity.
	I hope you'll do that, and that's why I picked up your check, because I hope you'll repent.
	Because I feel like... And what'd they do?
	Stared at me with their mouths open like, what?
	You know, because I always say men are like, that's a cow that's talking!
	Why is that cow talking?
	They don't... You taught her to talk!
	That's a cow that's talking!
	Because they don't even... But no, I mean...
	It's coming up on a time in the world where everybody who is full of hate and is making money off suffering and pain, they're gonna have to repent.
	I hope so.
	It really feels like things are accelerating, even this week.
	Yeah.
	Even this week.
	Totally this week!
	So let me give you my boring diatribe about the shooting.
	Oh yes, I love it.
	I'm obsessed with the competence crisis.
	And I believe that everything about the government comes down to Are you retarded or evil?
	Right.
	Is this a grand plan or are you just negligent?
	It can be both, right?
	And then there's a gray area where there's both.
	It could be both.
	And I think that I leant more to evil with Hillary Clinton.
	I do think she's killed 13 people.
	57, I think.
	57, 80 that they talk about, I think.
	Are you talking about in Afghanistan?
	That's Ted Williams numbers.
	No, I'm talking about women that were the sign language interpreter for Bill and that kind of stuff.
	So 13 of the 57 on the kill list.
	So 13 are inarguable.
	Okay, so that's Ted Williams numbers.
	That's like 400%.
	Yeah, like you went camping and you drowned in an inch of water.
	Right.
	No, I'm not.
	Obama's chef.
	But I believe that that was a much more qualified Deep State.
	Yes.
	The Deep State of the past five years is a clown show.
	Incompetent.
	It's Keystone Cops.
	Fair enough.
	So let's take January 6th.
	I believe that their comms were killed.
	They could not communicate on cell phones.
	I believe that gates were opened.
	I believe that flash bombs were thrown in to foment dissent, to make these normal working class people go crazy, and they snapped.
	And they should be punished for that.
	They should pay a $100 fine, and they should be denied beer for 24 hours.
	Fair enough.
	That should be the punishment for January 6th.
	Not 33 years in fucking prison.
	But that was much more on the evil scope of things than retard.
	Governor Whitmer, that was pure evil, very low retard.
	That was, I'm going to get feds involved.
	I think, the numbers vary when you look it up.
	It's like this, I'm going to get my eyebrows waxed, my roots done, and then repeat the CIA talking points.
	But you're saying the kidnapping plot.
	The kidnapping was maybe 13 people involved.
	More than half of them were feds or federal informants.
	So that was evil.
	Right.
	You know what that means?
	That was evil using retards.
	You know what that means though, son?
	What?
	Mormons.
	Okay.
	Well, please finish.
	Third event was this shooting.
	I believe that was almost 90% retard.
	Retard by the Secret Service or by the shooter?
	Secret Service, Mayorkas.
	So what Mayorkas realized, what the Deep State realized is, Whitmer didn't work because we left a paper trail.
	So we went to court and everyone saw these feds involved in the thing.
	I don't want to do that again.
	J6 sort of worked, but I feel like with the footage we're going to be exposed as letting them in.
	I think half the country... Did you see that footage when...
	Nancy Pelosi on them sets of bitches was on their cell phones and they was dark.
	Precisely.
	The cell phones didn't have any image whatsoever on them.
	Evil and retarded.
	There's too much paper trails with J6 and Whitmer.
	I got an idea.
	Let's do this.
	Let's bombard the populace with propaganda.
	We got the media on our side.
	Trump is evil.
	Trump needs to die.
	Trump is evil.
	Trump needs to die.
	Threat to democracy.
	Simultaneously, Mayorkas will push DEI garbage with the secret cervix, and he'll make them all useless fat chicks.
	Right.
	So someone says, what if these useless fat chicks get Trump killed?
	He goes, that's awesome.
	Right.
	So it really comes down to, was this shooter handpicked?
	Yeah, he was.
	And most of the people that I know think he was.
	I don't.
	I think it was just, let's just carpet bomb the country with propaganda and we'll get
	a retard to do something stupid.
	And then our inept security, both with the secret service and the local police, will
	fail to apprehend him.
	Now I get the president's shot and there's zero paperwork.
	Right.
	That's true.
	It's an interesting theory, but here's the problem.
	That was live televised.
	But nobody knows that there were two shots at Trunk.
	That was live televised.
	They never televised.
	Rarely have televised a Trump rally.
	They agreed to televise it live for the first time.
	So this was televised, and it was 20 minutes this kid was on the roof.
	Okay, so again, what I'm saying is a theory, and I'm happy, I want it to be chipped away, because I want to know more information.
	So if what you say about betting against Trump's social media, Truth Social.
	That is true.
	That's huge.
	Could be a coincidence.
	Being televised is huge, so I'll take all those into account, and that will chip away at my theory.
	The problem with- And the kid was on the roof for 20 minutes.
	Yeah, look at Ivalde.
	Yeah, but they knew.
	Ivalde, they were just pussycops.
	This guy had, the sniper had a shot and he didn't take it.
	No, they were colluders.
	That's different.
	He wasn't afraid.
	That guy wasn't afraid.
	He was a sniper.
	He wasn't going to go into a school with a shooter and get ripped up.
	He went up to the cop.
	I'm talking about the one that took him out.
	Again, it's just like theory.
	People get so mad at me for having this theory.
	Let's do it all.
	I thought Trump maybe cut his ear, I said.
	The cops saw.
	The shooter, and he went down the ladder.
	The past five years, I cannot emphasize the competence crisis enough.
	No, you're right about that.
	And it's very recent.
	Boeing has planes falling out of the sky because of the competence crisis.
	Correct.
	I do a thing on my show, I do aviation incompetence, I do general incompetence, and then I have a whole segment on just Boeing alone.
	Boeing alone.
	It's run by some broad, just like the Secret Service.
	Obama.
	And she has a garbage degree from some local college in law, and she was the head of the Women at Boeing Society, and now she's the fucking CEO running the whole company.
	Satan works through women.
	She hates engineers.
	Look into Boeing, honey!
	She thinks they're gay lords.
	She moved the head office to Chicago because they have better restaurants.
	Look into Boeing and JonBenet.
	Okay, that's another thing to research.
	Hold on, on the Rosanne Barr podcast, but let's stick to this.
	So 20 minutes on the roof.
	You're thinking this is just gropes.
	Incompetence.
	Incompetence.
	It's an interesting thing.
	Planned incompetence.
	The problem with the people who are mad at me for this theory is they assume I'm just saying they're all retards.
	No.
	Mayorkas knew that making the Secret Service female was going to put the president in danger.
	So then it's evil.
	Yeah, they're not even as tall as him.
	They're going to protect him by being under his head.
	Their head was like two feet below.
	They were knocking.
	At one point, you hear one of the women go, what do we do?
	What do we do?
	Yeah, it's on tape.
	What do we do?
	What do we do?
	Well, let's go back to Jan 6.
	OK.
	Come on in, people.
	Yeah.
	Come on in.
	Come on in.
	They stay within the velvet ropes.
	The guy who put his feet on Nancy Pelosi's desk, he got five years.
	Yeah, it's ridiculous.
	Come on in, people!
	Come on in, come on in!
	Oh my God, they're trying to disrupt our, uh...
	Certification.
	Certification of the election.
	Which none of them knew that was going on.
	Maybe three of them knew.
	They did it on purpose to say they were trying to disrupt the certification of the election.
	So that they could push the certification through.
	And that did happen two hours later.
	It's not a coincidence.
	So they stormed the Capitol to delay a certification for two hours.
	Which is an insurrection.
	33 years in prison for that?
	Yeah.
	In fact, an insurrection against the President of the United States, who is Trump, not Biden, because he wasn't certified.
	Yeah, stop the steal.
	That's why one was there.
	Okay, so let's go to this.
	The Brunson case before the Supreme Court.
	He's a friend of mine.
	Do you know the Brunson case?
	No.
	Another thing to research.
	Charles Brunson is in trouble?
	No.
	Brunson.
	Brunson.
	Is it a death wish?
	My fellow Utah autistics.
	Salt Lake City Autistics.
	We're all autistic in Salt Lake because we're all married to, our parents are all married to their first cousins and such.
	And you weren't allowed to drink.
	Well, you know, we drank and swore and stuff in private.
	But people said the Brunson case has already been decided by the Supreme Court and they're just keeping it secret.
	But the Brunson case is about Everybody in Congress violated the Constitution of the United States.
	Which is true.
	Which says, if anyone disagrees with the certification, if there's fraud at all, and anyone says there's fraud and it should go back to the states, Then those people who went ahead with certification, because the Constitution says if anybody says, hey, there's evidence of fraud, election fraud, it needs to be turned back to the states.
	Instead, they certified it.
	Because of Jan 6.
	They were going to send it back to the states.
	Because of blaming those people who were walking the beltway.
	Do you know this?
	They all know.
	You don't know this?
	Jan 6 beltway?
	They engineered it to cover their insurrection and overthrow of the United States government.
	And this is not allegedly, just so you know, when there is a contested election it goes back to the states.
	Pence was supposed to send it back to the states.
	That was the plan.
	I don't know if you know this.
	Pence was never going to do it.
	That's why it failed.
	But when Gen 6 insurrection happened, the rioting, what they did- Pence couldn't do it because the deep state has horrible blackmail on Pence.
	Well, whatever it was- Really?
	The point was- What?
	Gay stuff?
	They never sent it back.
	Worse.
	Children probably.
	What's worse than being gay?
	Children.
	Pedophilia.
	Children.
	Allegedly.
	Anyway, they didn't send it back to the states and it was certified and Joe Biden was certified president that night.
	It should have gone to the states.
	Should have gone back to the states as per the constitution.
	So the Brunson case is saying that all people in Congress who, what is the word?
	Contested?
	No, who certified the election are traitors.
	And they violated the Constitution.
	They technically did.
	That is true.
	And of course they did.
	But the leftists tried to throw it out on every level saying, you have no standing.
	Texas has no standing.
	There's no evidence.
	They never listen to the evidence.
	But hold on, let me just give you guys... But people say that the Brunson case has already been decided by the Supreme Court and they're just keeping it secret because they don't want civil war in the streets.
	Let me paint a picture.
	9-11, Trump assassination, January 6th, just for three examples.
	All of them had a little retardation.
	They had the perfect mix, and then someone- Well, the useful- Oh God, hurry up back.
	Goddammit, Gavin.
	The useful idiots- No, Jake, we'll talk.
	The useful idiots, he's calling them the retards.
	Same thing.
	But they're useful idiots.
	Well, he's saying incompetent.
	But they're not incompetent, they're just useful idiots.
	And they were bred For self-destruction.
	I'm painting a picture.
	So 9-11, right?
	They know that... My opinion on 9-11 is as follows.
	It's not like any of y'all's.
	My favorite is that you tell me I interrupt you all the time.
	I have to play that video where you're like, you interrupted me.
	to me.
	Silverstein, yeah.
	And he was a Jew, unfortunately.
	And he did take out... Jewish Lightning.
	It was Jewish Lightning.
	And he also tried to get a separate insurance payout for each plane.
	He said each plane was a separate terrorist attack and actually went to the insurance company.
	Yeah, sure.
	I lost three buildings.
	One just blew up and explicitly, building number seven, because there was a little fire and I told the fire department to pull it.
	But he tried to say that was three separate attacks.
	But that was to cover the fact that $3 trillion went missing.
	Right.
	It's always about covering the fact that trillions of dollars go missing.
	Let me just paint a picture real quick and then I'll stop talking.
	9-11, Trump assassination.
	And what was the third one I said?
	J6?
	J6.
	So you have a situation that's already kind of out of hand.
	You know for 9-11, you know that terrorists want to attack.
	This is what I resent about your version of events.
	They never stop.
	They did it.
	But they know it's coming, right?
	Their flight school, everybody knows it was reported.
	You have January 6th, you know we're at the stop at the steel.
	The Proud Boys are there, everyone's mad.
	Trump, you know there's a kid on the building for fucking 20 years.
	They're this smart.
	They see that there is a fucking powder keg and they just light the match.
	This is what I resent about your version of events.
	Please.
	I don't agree with him.
	Those three words, they're so smart.
	They are smart and you're doing the harassment.
	The White House is the DMV.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's a mistake.
	AOC.
	No.
	Ilhan Omar.
	That's true.
	These people are, you'd be, if you were to party and AOC was there, you would be constantly looking around wondering how I'm going to get out of this conversation.
	Maybe I'll just pretend I have to go pee.
	No, you wouldn't.
	You'd be like, hey, she's going to pull a train at midnight.
	I'm going to try and fuck her is what I would say.
	She's hot as hell.
	I don't know if I could last, because to fuck a woman takes five hours.
	I don't think I got five hours in me.
	What are you, Woody, a porn star?
	Oh, you mean for trying to convince her.
	She is a porn star.
	AOC is a porn star.
	They're all human garbage.
	So my belief with 9-11 is, and again, this makes a lot of my right-wing friends mad because I'm not conspiratorial enough, but I'm just like, they knew that there was going to be an attack, just like Pearl Harbor.
	They did.
	They knew it was going to be, but I think George W. hoped it was going to be like the previous World Trade Center attack where A couple security guards died.
	When he found out that 3,000 people died, he went, holy shit.
	Wrong.
	This is way worse than I thought it was going to be.
	Do you know who was head of security in the Twin Towers?
	Who?
	Who?
	A Bush.
	Look this up.
	This is 100% true.
	And you know a few weeks before the attacks, they shut down for security reasons and evacuated the building.
	This is true.
	In my opinion... I'm not lying.
	Let me just jump in here, Jake.
	This is huge.
	Why does no one ever... Why is that not important?
	They evacuated the World Trade Center on 9-11?
	No, not on 9-11.
	A few weeks before for security measures.
	And they did something in the guard girders.
	So you think there's thermite?
	You're like Jesse, the body of Ventura.
	No, it's like this.
	She thinks it's an energy weapon from Israel, I think, right?
	Or something?
	It was a testing of a weapon.
	This is her theory.
	It's the Rosanne Barr podcast.
	And it was, you know, like Marjorie Taylor Greene says, Jewish space lasers.
	We love her.
	In my opinion, it was rods from God, because you can see it.
	It's an Israeli weapon.
	And it's the same thing as happened in California and Hawaii.
	Many of the cars, half of their Direct energy weapon, she's talking about.
	Half of their corpse was burned and the other half was, you know, nothing happened to it.
	Right.
	It's rods from God.
	They were testing rods from God.
	Rods from God.
	That's the name of the weapon.
	Yeah.
	That's the name of the weapon that Israel created.
	This is a real weapon.
	And you say Israel and all these anti-Semites, but the truth is Israel created it with Saudi Arabia and the United States.
	Because they understand the total threat of islamicism.
	And we have to... Why would Saudi Arabia be working to fight islamicism?
	Because... Okay, do you want me to tell you the truth?
	Yes, please.
	They're allies now with Israel.
	I might have to have a cigarette to do that.
	Go ahead.
	I will allow it.
	The Prince of Saudi Arabia has told me personally That I am protected in my life.
	When did this happen?
	Prince Salman.
	Directly or through an intermediary?
	Through intermediaries.
	He loves me and he loves Trump.
	And they are allies now, Israel and Saudi Arabia.
	Because Trump saved his life in Vegas.
	How did Trump save his life in Vegas?
	This is juicy.
	In Las Vegas, the whole thing about them shooting the thing at, what's his name?
	The songwriter that I told you that was at the concert.
	Jimmy Buffett?
	Buffett?
	No, not Buffett.
	No!
	The guy that was like famous for a minute.
	Jason Aldean?
	Yes.
	It was his concert where the people were shot down.
	Oh, yeah.
	That other shooting, Steven Paddock, that they never found.
	He had 17 guns.
	Paddock a Jew.
	Yeah.
	He was a Jew.
	And he somehow... He was dating a Muslim.
	Yep.
	And Trump flew to that... Was it the... It wasn't the Tropicana.
	I don't remember, but... There were multiple shooters that night.
	I know that.
	Trump flew there and he alerted Salman that his family was going to kill him.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	Trump alerted him.
	Wow.
	All I know is they're smarter than you think they are.
	What happened after Prince Salman went back to Saudi Arabia, he arrested his uncle and unfortunately tortured him to death to extract information.
	It's not unfortunate, if it's true.
	And killed off one of the royal families of Saudi Arabia.
	That's very Sopranos.
	I know.
	That's where I wrote my sitcom about the Sopranos.
	It's all incredible.
	But anyway.
	I think you guys are underestimating the enemy a little bit.
	I'm going to be the one.
	I'm not underestimating.
	I also want to make something clear about this retard evil thing.
	I like it.
	It's the past five years.
	They've become incredibly retarded.
	I think they're dumb in execution, but I don't think- They're dumb.
	Six years ago, they were good at being evil.
	Yeah.
	This past five years- But they're completely dumb.
	The wheels are off.
	They become arrogant.
	Let me tell you this.
	They can go beat Trump and die.
	Yeah.
	I want Trump to die.
	They banned me off TikTok because I went on all those Palestinian sites where they show the dead babies, which is so horrible.
	Yeah, it's sad.
	So horrible.
	And I go on all of them and they banned me for this.
	And I says, it's so horrible that you don't put the babies in the tunnels that the world is paid for.
	It's so horrible.
	That you keep them above the ground and not in the tunnels that the world has paved.
	Right, and the pipes and everything they gave to you, they turn into weapons.
	And they banned me on TikTok.
	So this is my theory with Vegas.
	They don't give a fuck about any children in the world.
	Those are their collateral damage.
	I said I want to hear this.
	I thought you were like, I don't want to hear this.
	No, no, I want to turn you up because I want to hear this.
	So I think that Stephen Paddock was a dupe set up by the feds to do a major arms deal with terrorists.
	That's right.
	And I think there was two or three guys, and the CIA sent them up there.
	They said, sell these guns to these guys, I guess so we can track them.
	I don't understand why they were doing that.
	Maybe there's apple tags on the guns, whatever, you know what I mean?
	Metaphorically.
	True.
	The terrorists sussed it out and like, this is bullshit.
	They killed Steven Paddock and then they went, you know what?
	Fuck America.
	Scarface.
	Scarface style.
	They blew out two different guys and they used all the weapons on those people.
	Killed 350 people.
	It's disgusting.
	And they went out in a blaze of glory.
	That's interesting.
	Because our competence crisis Feds, CIA, FBI were so bad at this setup that they botched
	it and they got 350 people killed.
	And that is why we don't know anything.
	Because the answer to Vegas is FBI incompetence and you're never going to hear about that.
	But what about the FBI incompetence?
	Because the FBI was taken over by the CIA, John Brennan.
	And John Brennan converted to Islam.
	Yes!
	Let's go like this.
	Islam says in its holy renderings, I will look behind a rock and there will be a Jew and I will kill him.
	That's why I say it's anti-Semitism.
	Because the Muslim Brotherhood, which was founded by Hitler, is just anti-Semitism.
	Yeah.
	And the left and the right have come to agree that the Jews are evil.
	While they're paid by the Muslim Brotherhood.
	While they're getting paid by the Muslim Brotherhood, they're bitching about AIPAC.
	Yep.
	AIPAC doesn't pay for every U.S.
	university to hire an anti-Semitic Muslim to teach there or, you know, all this other shit that goes along with... As I always say... Qatar is the number one funder of American universities.
	Yeah, as I always say, if you want to really get Hamas, go to Chicago because that's where it's centered.
	It's centered at the University of Chicago by fucking commies.
	It's all fucking a commie bullshit thing to destroy America.
	Are they laundering money through Chicago?
	Yeah.
	Because I thought Iran was funding them all.
	It's all the same shit.
	Okay.
	Switzerland, all the money they sent to Switzerland, all the money Obama illegally sent to Switzerland, I mean to Iran, went through Switzerland and Germany, went through Vatican banks, because we are in a war against Satanism.
	Is that why he called the Christians that were blown up by Muslims Easter worshipers, and him and Hillary Clinton, they all have the same CIA talking points?
	They hate Christians and they hate Jews, that's period.
	They hate the Torah.
	They hate Jesus.
	They hate Judaism.
	Jesus was a Jew, is a Jew.
	They hate that.
	They fucking hate it.
	When you did Roseanne the first season, the first iteration, no one thought of you as a Jewish woman.
	I know.
	That's why all the Jews are saying, All the Jews say to me, you're like Esther, because you're come forward, go on.
	But I'm a Jew too.
	Yeah.
	But I think most people saw you as like a Catholic.
	Yeah.
	They did?
	Yeah, middle class.
	They don't think a Jew is a middle class Christian.
	No, they just saw me as an... My goal was they just saw me as an American.
	I love liberty.
	I love the working class.
	I love the working people.
	Yeah, I'm just saying, you were living in Lanford, you had a drywaller.
	It wasn't nothing about religion.
	It was... Leave religion out of it.
	It's about...
	It's about the working class people.
	It's about the people in the world, the working people of the world, which is why I love Trump because he's talking about jobs, the working people.
	You know what first made me love Trump is exactly that.
	He was doing a talk.
	And I'm not... He knows where the real shit is.
	It's with the working people.
	I think we're all too middle class to know the traits of electricians versus steam fitters versus, you know, the different trades.
	And he got up there and he's like, we got everyone here today, right?
	We got the steam fitters.
	They're showing up late.
	They're sneaking out, having a...
	Having a couple beers after the first shift, right?
	Because no one noticed him.
	And we got the electricians.
	Electricians think they're better than everybody.
	Shitting on the plumbers.
	And I'm making up stereotypes, but he nailed all the stereotypes of all the trades.
	And remember when he said the Jews are pissing me because I don't need their money.
	Remember that?
	Right.
	Donald Trump Jr.
	said the same thing on Bongino yesterday.
	He's like, I grew up around fucking contractors and, you know, my dad's not an elitist.
	Builders!
	Make America great again, builders!
	American Jewish country clubs didn't want Eastern European Jews in their mix, so they were banned.
	True, that's correct.
	So the whole thing you hear about Jews not allowed in country clubs?
	Yeah, Jews were not allowed in Jewish country clubs.
	Because Jews kept them out.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Because Jews kept them out.
	I applied to a Jewish country club and they wouldn't accept me.
	Yeah, really?
	Yeah, in Brentwood.
	That's a true story.
	I couldn't fucking believe it.
	In New Jersey?
	No, in Brentwood, California.
	I gave them $25,000 and they still turned me down, but they took OJ.
	Wow.
	And who's laughing now?
	That's right.
	goes if you got 50 grand I don't care if you're gay, Catholic, Christian, Jewish, you're in,
	black, and all of a sudden there's these country clubs with like black dudes and Asians and
	Jews and it confused the elites.
	And that's one of the reasons he's such a villain with them.
	That's why liberals hate him.
	Because he turns his nose up at their eugenics.
	Yeah.
	Very true.
	But it's not only that.
	Let's get into some deep Judaism now, and then we'll go eat.
	She always likes to go to the Judaism.
	Have you noticed?
	Well, because for me, there's nothing else.
	I mean, I respect that.
	There ain't nothing else with the Bible.
	Okay.
	I want celebrity gossip.
	I know he wants that.
	I want to talk about 9-11.
	Did Carol Burnett shit herself?
	When?
	No, but, you know, there's a lot... She's a genius.
	Nothing else need be said.
	She's a genius?
	I love Carol Burnett.
	The performer, you don't like her?
	I love her.
	I don't dislike her.
	She called me on my 60th birthday.
	What'd she say?
	Happy birthday, Roseanne.
	You know, we've got to get together.
	I love her.
	Well, we made you a cake.
	Don't get me started on her.
	I mean, you sound anti-Semitic when you criticize people.
	That's what we always say.
	No shit, I know.
	Cultural appropriation, let's just... Paul Lynn, is that before your time?
	Who's that?
	Paul Lynn?
	What about Johnny Carson?
	Love.
	Yeah.
	He gave me my start.
	Now didn't Joan Rivers' husband kill himself because he pissed off Johnny?
	That's correct.
	And he thought it ruined Joan's career?
	And it did.
	But she had a hell of a career.
	She was brilliant.
	Brilliant comic.
	Did you ever hang out with her?
	Huh?
	Did you ever hang out with Joan Rivers?
	Little bit.
	She came to my house a couple times, yeah.
	She seems hilarious.
	So hilarious.
	You guys just crying, laughing?
	You and Joan Rivers in a room?
	You guys must have been weeping with laughter.
	Or is she more serious?
	We got each other.
	We got each other.
	We got the Jew thing.
	Trying to think who else you met that I got to see.
	Michael Moore, I liked him back in the day.
	Yeah, my mom loved Michael Moore.
	She told me the two favorite people she met in Hollywood, Paris Hilton and Michael Moore.
	I love meeting Michael Moore.
	I can see Paris Hilton.
	She seems like a cool, honest person who's not a phony.
	No, she's not a phony at all.
	And how she is implicating the U.S.
	government in child trafficking, I love her.
	Because it is the government that's doing it.
	Absolutely.
	Number one business in the world.
	I want to say happy birthday, by the way.
	Happy birthday to you.
	Thank you for coming on your birthday.
	Thank you so much for coming and spending your birthday with you.
	I missed my party to come here.
	This is a true story, Mom.
	It's so great.
	Well, we made you a homemade cake.
	You did?
	Yeah, you have to go hang out with us and eat now.
	I want to see it.
	Let's show it on camera.
	Let's go eat.
	I'm drunker.
	Mom's drunk.
	I need to go to bed soon.
	Let's wrap up.
	I just want to say, I think you both are underestimating the enemy, and I think that's a mistake.
	I'm not underestimating the enemy.
	You don't get to wrap it up and throw in something like that.
	Hey, let me wrap it up.
	You bitch, let me wrap it up.
	And that's your camera to wrap up, Kevin, if you want.
	Let me wrap it up, bitch.
	You should let Gavin, and then you do the final wrap up.
	Okay.
	I'll give you the final word.
	Okay.
	Oh, you'll give me the final word?
	All right, then you go, Ma, and then Gavin will go.
	Here's what I know.
	It's way deeper than any you know.
	When you say, when you're talking about Jesus, okay, you can blab on and on, but you don't know, and I'm gonna show you.
	He's way more than any of you ever even can imagine.
	He's way bigger than any of you even know.
	And, uh, I love ya.
	And my big takeaway from this show is, what's my big takeaway?
	We just love Kevin.
	Oh yeah, Trump, he carried in his pocket the Zohar.
	We got word from Marla Maples that this is true.
	What's a Zohar?
	It's an Adam Sandler film about Israelis?
	That's a Zohar.
	Yeah, kind of.
	But it is the holy book of the Torah.
	The mystical level of the Torah, the Kabbalah.
	We gave it to, what's his name, the PLO, Arafat.
	Yep.
	We have him here.
	One week later he was dead.
	We gave it to several people.
	It's a protection.
	It's from Mount Sinai.
	It's the soul of Torah.
	Marla Maples gave Trump A copy of the Zohar and he carried it in his pocket.
	Apparently he had it on the assassination attempt.
	He had it on him.
	The first bullet hit him in the side.
	Allegedly.
	No, this is what everybody says.
	The first bullet hit him in the side pocket where he had the Zohar and it did no harm.
	And then the second bullet pierced his ear after he turned his head.
	As Jordan Peterson said, and I thank you, Jordan, and I love you for this, the Jewish people, the Jewish people like me, we are who we say we are.
	And we are not who they say we are.
	And God does offer His Protection to us through Michael, the Archangel Michael.
	When I met Trump at Mar-a-Lago, I put my hands on him.
	I prayed for him.
	I gave him the blessing from the Zohar of the protection of the Archangel Michael.
	And this is a war, not only of information, but of On a spiritual plane where we say, as it says in the New Testament, we fight not against humans but against principalities of the air.
	And that's what Jesus was telling us.
	And so I want to go more into the teachings of Jesus and what he was teaching us so that you can know He's bigger than you will ever imagine and it's time for you to accept it and take it in and repent and go to the next level of beautiful, radiant intelligence that will save this planet and everything in it.
	With love.
	Very well.
	Gavin, final word?
	So, recently with the Trump assassination attempt, people are trying to figure out, trying to differentiate between evil and retardation.
	Is the deep state purely evil, maniacal, planning out things, handpicking shooters to kill people?
	Or are they just retards and they're allowing Incompetent secret service to put our president in jeopardy.
	I vacillate between the two, quite honestly.
	There's a gray area in between evil and retardation.
	But the big picture is, it doesn't really matter whether it was Mayorkas and Kathy Cheeto's incompetence that got Trump shot at, or if it was a well thought out plan.
	At the end of the day, Trump is still getting shot at.
	At the end of the day, these people are destroying our country.
	I actually don't care if they're evil or retarded.
	All I know is they're wrecking my life and my family's future.
	So I honestly feel like we're at a turning point in American society.
	Yes, sir.
	And I think the moderates, the far left is gone forever, but I feel like the moderates are waking up and realizing that we've been telling the truth This entire time.
	And we've been warning you about this malfeasance that is going on with the deep state for many, many years.
	So welcome aboard, folks.
	Thank you for showing up.
	Welcome to the truth.
	And the truth is that America is under attack and we need to fight back.
	Fighting solves everything.
	And as we all agree, I'm saying this as a Jew, Only the mentality of the Messiah can save us, too.
	Only the mentality of the Messiah, which was modeled here on this planet by Jesus, can save us.
	Let's bring him back.
	Amen!
	Mashiach now!
	Mashiach now!
	Immortality now!
	Because it's about immortality!
	And we will reach immortality.
	Go!
	Cue the song!

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