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Guns and Ketamine | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #56
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Greetings Earthlings, and humans, and others, and any members of the animal kingdom who love my voice and know that it represents something they've never heard, a voice of intelligence piercing this realm of unified bullshit.
Before I say, you know, the thing I say, I just want to say, if you guys have questions, put them in the Comment section here and I'll answer them next week.
I know a lot of people want to ask me things and You know Specifically by here.
She means either the YouTube feed or the rumble feed Oh, yeah, because everybody should be watching us on rumble.
I prefer it.
Yeah, it's way better free speech It is not run by commies and such.
No, it's not and you know, they don't hide your numbers They don't make it look like only a third of your viewership is there but whatever we're still on YouTube I think what we're gonna do And then I'll let you get back to it.
Well, the smart people are just using YouTube to point to Rumble or other places where there's freedom of speech.
That's what I think we're going to do.
I think we're only going to do the clips on YouTube and the full episodes on Rumble.
We're experimenting with that now.
Especially for the shows we've got coming up, which are incendiary.
Yeah, but that's what we like.
Yeah.
Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.
All right.
Just keep going.
I edit those out real easy.
No, you leave them in.
I like them like that.
No, the pause, I mean.
I put the song in.
Huh?
Just keep going.
You always break, is what I'm saying.
You're like, welcome to the podcast, and then you give me five seconds of silence, but I'm editing.
I just clip it.
You don't need to be silent.
You just keep going.
Well, edit in your head, dumbass.
I did.
All right, well, you don't have to say it.
I'm sorry.
It's just something I've always noticed that you do, is you're like, welcome to the Roseanne podcast, and then you give me like five seconds of dead air.
Well, yeah, so you don't have to edit it.
No, I have to, Ed.
I don't want five seconds of dead air.
I have to cut the five seconds out.
So just don't do it.
Oh, that's so dumb.
We never used to do that on the Roseanne show.
Yeah, you did.
They would just cut it.
You think they'd let you do five seconds of just...
No, they just cut.
That's what I do.
Well, then what are you arguing about?
Here's what you should do.
You should go, welcome to Roseanne Barr podcast.
Anyway, Jake, how you doing?
And then I'll go in there and I'll add the song and I'll extend it.
You don't have to go, welcome to Roseanne Barr podcast.
Okay, here's the song.
One, two, three.
I edit that all.
It's fine.
It doesn't matter.
Let's just get back.
God, you're such a picky bitch.
Oh you see, my patience is growing thin.
Anyway, so here we are.
We're doing a podcast because everybody wants to know my opinion or they don't and I don't care because I'm giving it anyway.
Here's the first thing I want to say.
Oh no!
Oh no!
My Chanel turban fell off!
Wardrobe malfunction!
But don't you love my French girl haircut?
It's my French girl... I know, but it's Chanel.
I thought it looked cool because I have my ASAP Rocky barrettes and my Chanel headdress because Rihanna always wears something vintage of Chanel.
Then I have my red lips and my red lips thing and my very ASAP Rocky type coat because you know I love ASAP Rocky.
I do and I love this whole... He is the king of fashion.
What?
I love this whole ensemble.
I know, I really put a lot of thinking into it, what with my individuality and such.
There was one comment one day where someone was like, it wasn't even on our podcast, it was on somebody else's, and they were talking about you in the clip, and the guy's like, I love tuning into that wild, insane podcast.
You have lipstick on your teeth.
Just leave it.
And I was like, that's exactly what the Roseanne Barr podcast is.
It's wild.
We just did, we did Flat Earth last week.
We did Patrick Byrne and election stuff.
We got big guests coming up and here we are, it's just you and I, and you look like a carnage.
I love to read the comments when people get pissed that we put somebody on who doesn't agree with their opinion.
How dare you?
How dare you have an opinion other than mine?
I know.
If you don't want other people's opinions, just don't listen to a podcast.
Yeah, then just go fuck yourself.
Yeah.
Try that.
Okay.
I like the ones that hang in when they don't agree.
They're like, you know... You mean mature people?
I think that's cool, huh?
You mean mature people that are open-minded and willing to change?
Well, they just want to hear another opinion.
Maybe not necessarily change their mind, but Actually know their mind is like a screen door and ideas flow in and out.
That's how you stay conscious.
Absolutely.
And using the Flat Earth episode as an example, like Flat Earth Dave comes on.
I'm not a Flat Earther.
I don't believe in Flat Earth.
I don't know what the hell I believe.
That's cool, but I'm just saying that show we did was fascinating from beginning to end.
He had a lot of interesting things to say.
He did, and I was thinking like, You know, flat Earth or not, what if there are places on the Earth or in the universe that we don't know about that can be explored?
And that got me really excited.
I always get sad when I read about, like, Alexander the Great or history.
I'm like, it's all done.
The whole world's a map now.
I can't go anywhere.
Everything's owned by Blackrock.
And it just bums me out.
But after him, I was like, wow, we could get on a boat and just go and, like, explore again.
And I got that spirit that's really human and masculine that I don't get in my generation I'm born in.
So even if I don't believe in flat Earth, it was still Profoundly interesting, and I enjoyed it, and I enjoyed thinking about it.
What if there are continents beyond the ice wall?
What if?
What if?
I mean, it's a cool thing to think about.
Absolutely, and even if not, even at the very least, if it's science fiction, it's like watching Dune or Lord of the Rings or Star Wars, it's cool to think about.
How dare you?
In the book I've never read, somebody told me it says, there's no such thing as blah blah.
It's so funny!
I just imagine God laughing his butt off up there in heaven.
I do too.
And my friends came to visit us and the episode had aired and he pulled me aside and he's like, you know the world's round, right, Eli?
He said, you know the world's round?
Yeah, I do.
And he's like, I'm just checking in.
I don't know why you're out here and you're talking to people.
He was all scared that I became a flat earther.
That's my ex-boyfriend.
He took me aside one night when we was all drunk.
And Sachin, he goes, I just need to know, you don't really believe there's a magic guy in the sky that notices everything we do and judges us and stuff, do you?
Yes, I do.
I go, uh, no, I don't believe that, but I believe there's a creator.
And he went, well, uh, who created what?
And when did it begin?
Good question.
Yeah, and so then we would argue about that forever.
I know, and I know it's Johnny we're talking about.
He's an atheist, and it was always fascinating to me because he would say things like, Well, we don't know what we don't know.
I'm like, exactly.
So you can't, using your logic, you can't say that God doesn't exist.
And to his credit, whenever him and I got in those debates, he was very, very good at debate.
He was very smart.
He never said anything.
He'd get a little emotional sometimes and get triggered.
But overall, he was right.
He said, I don't know.
But I'm choosing to believe there's no God.
Well, but he thinks the Bible is not the Word of God.
Well, I can understand that.
That, he's like, we just argued to the death of that one.
But that's okay.
The Bible might not be the Word of God.
You don't know.
I mean, I know you're going to get mad at me.
I'm just saying, theoretically, just like the earth may be flat, we don't know.
No, I know that a lot of people don't think it could be.
A lot of people have doubt that it is the Word of God, and I accept that.
Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
Now, for myself, I have no doubt that it is.
That's very cool.
But then I don't need to be sticking my nose in everybody else's business if they don't know what I know.
That's none of my damn business.
That's right.
I'm supposed to know what I know and act accordingly, and that ain't judging everybody who don't know.
Well said.
Number one.
Well said.
I mean, that's how you can tell a real phony Because you know what they say in Buddhism, the Tao that can be spoken is not the Tao.
So the people that go around shooting their mouth off about speaking for God and such, they don't even know what they're talking about or they wouldn't be speaking it.
Instead they'd be doing it.
That is very true.
Can you do me a favor and just take a sip of your shampoo?
You're getting your... Am I getting the smacky mouth?
The dry mouth, yeah.
Do you want me to get you water?
What's that?
What's water?
Well we're having an in-depth cocktail conversation.
I'll remember I did that.
I have it on tape.
I might, if I can put that on.
We got to start putting stuff on Locals.
I feel so bad.
People pay for Locals and we don't do shit and I feel horrible about it.
I apologize.
But I do have you after your stand up, you got hacked to the AirBnB and your teeth are
I had no water for like four hours.
And I thought you were joking, but I'll send the video.
I said I need water and my lips were stuck to my gums.
Yeah, you got a wet... Okay, anyway, let's get into it.
You said the first thing you want to point of contention were you talking about... We have to cover the debate and the Supreme Court rulings and the legals voting.
Here's all I'm saying.
Let's get into it.
This is what I feel like the Lord put on me to say.
I'm going for, I hope President Biden fights to stay in.
Because I think he is the guy that needs to run for, as a Democrat.
Yes.
I'll tell you why.
Because he's a really bad liar.
Right.
And if Michelle or one of these good liars get in, they're really gonna hoodwink and bamboozle the people.
Biden is a hell of a bad liar, and he just tells the truth.
In the middle of his life because he's got dementia and shit.
Like he'll go, hell yeah, I'm starting a war with Russia.
You got a fucking problem with that?
Hell yeah, I'm starting a war with Russia.
And I'm getting NATO that I don't know shit about because Ukraine ain't even in NATO.
But I command NATO, which I don't know who's in, because I'm all crazy and all I want is a war because all my donors are invested in it because they're all arms dealers.
Right.
And I want an open border.
They don't even talk about the border, do they?
No, he does.
He blames it on Republicans.
That's the funniest part.
Like you said, he's such a bad liar.
I know Democrats that watch him are like, Jesus Christ, Joe.
Like, you got it.
Like, Newsom is a brilliant, brilliant liar, because he's Satan.
Like, Satan's a better liar.
Biden might not be satanic.
He might just be, like, he's controlled, and they like him.
He's maybe got, because he's in a criminal family that's really connected.
Did you hear about him getting that, that oper- that pedo, uh, operation they give in the brain.
Is this the realnewsnetwork.com or wherever you get the Q News?
No, it's not Q. Well, I don't think Biden got a pedo.
It's the Raw News where they said he was busted for pedophilia way back when.
Allegedly.
Allegedly, and he had to go and submit to a pedo operation where they Do something in your brain so you won't be attracted to kids anymore, but it didn't work.
Now he just sniffs at them.
That's what they said on the Real Raw News.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
But they don't say allegedly on the Real Raw News.
That's what they just say, but they're not getting sued.
Because I think they're probably like a VPN in Russia or something.
These news sites you go to, they're not even American sites.
A lot of them, just so you know.
Well, who can tell what's true or not?
Well, I'm pretty sure that most of the stuff that you quote on that particular website is not true.
I hate to be the one to break it to you.
But this one might be, because Biden does have a history of... Well, others say that, you know, he's already been taken to Guantanamo, and others say that, that they've all been JAG executed them.
Yeah, this is the stuff I'm talking about.
Yeah, JAG executed them after military tribunals, which we'll be seeing after Trump's re-elected.
This is why people like David Pakman say you're crazy.
But then other people say Trump has been done away with and that's a clone too now.
I mean, once we get into clones and stuff, that's where I... I'm gonna let you just take the floor because I have no... I can't have a conversation about clones.
I just... I think it's ridiculous.
I'll be honest with you.
Well, that's what they say on the internet.
That's why I'm going to make a t-shirt.
But that's why, this is why, and I know we don't want to get into David Pakman now because I don't want to give him views and he might come on, but this is the stuff when David Pakman clips our podcast.
It's like, look how crazy, you're like, they assassinated Biden, gave him a pedo lobotomy.
And then he's like, look how crazy Rosanna is.
But look at David, what's his name?
David Pakman.
He's, he's a lib.
He's wrong about a lot of stuff, like all liberals.
He's wrong about everything.
Well, but in his defense, he is intelligent and articulate, which is more than I can say for most liberals, so I gotta give him that.
He's wrong about everything, but at least he can cite stuff and he does his research.
He just doesn't have the wisdom.
No, he just takes CIA talking points.
Well, that's what a lot of them do.
Because he's a colluder.
And why would he be a Democrat?
I mean, I feel like no gay should be a Democrat or they're a degenerate because they're setting their own folk up for bad, bad shit because the Democrat party is trying to Decriminalize pedophilia.
Now, gays should not be doing that, because for 4,000 years, that's why people were killing gays, saying they're pedophiles.
And they worked a long and hard way to show that they're just normal human beings.
And now, look what they're fucking backing.
And that's why the GLBs are trying to not get with the T's, because the T's are about normalizing pedophilia.
You know, shaking their wiener and their ass in front of schoolchildren?
Yeah.
This is no accident.
It's a real cultural war going on.
You know, a line you say in your act that I love is, and you did it just in Austin.
By the way, she's coming to San Antonio August 6th, 7th, and 8th at the LOL Comedy Club.
Be there or be fucking square.
Because you killed in Austin.
It was a blast.
Everyone that was there will attest.
It was amazing.
But anyway, you say, I've always given a voice to the voices.
I'm very proud of that in my career.
And you've done that with the gay community, for example.
Yeah, I always sought to give a voice to the voices.
But the problem with giving a voice to the voices, they never shut the fuck up.
Once they get the voice.
Once they get the voice and they keep pushing till you see, you know, they just keep pushing it and pushing it till it's beyond the pale.
And it doesn't help their move because now a lot of us are like, hey... Because they get in with that Kami indoctrination which goes beyond the pale every time.
Yeah.
It's always about destruction.
It can never just be okay.
Well, I have a theory on this if you'd like to hear it.
Yeah.
So I think a lot of things, political on both sides or all sides, a lot of things are emotional and a lot of things are post-traumatic for a lot of people.
It's not really the issues that they're talking about.
That's a projection for deeper, deeper psychological things.
And I find that, especially with the left right now, they do have this sort of victim mentality where they've probably been victimized in their lives.
Let's be honest.
That's why Trump is the bad dad and all the stuff that get triggered.
But what happens when you start doing a movement that asks for equality and stuff, once you get it, you have to kind of disband, right?
We got gay rights, we got women voting, all this stuff, like, hey, we're done, we won.
But because they identify so much with that victim, and then they get addicted to the leverage of victimization, because shit works for them.
Now they're like, we have to continue this victim-donor market so people keep coming, and then they get crazy again, and they drive themselves back down.
It is all about fundraising.
It's a corrupt... Yeah, get out when you win.
Money, system, for fundraising, and that's how leaders are picked.
And mentally ill people.
You know, and it really pisses me off so bad, because now that I look back at it, remember that guy we were talking to on the phone?
He said, I knew what you meant with your tweet, Rosanne.
You said, Planet of the Apes is about nuclear war in America.
He's conservative, so he's smart.
He knows.
And I was like so thrilled that finally somebody got it.
No, everybody got it.
I told you this.
We gotta stop talking about this tweet because you're driving me crazy.
Everybody got it.
The people that didn't are like the David Pegmatites where they're like, oh good, now we have someone we can say, look, all the Trumpers are racist.
That was all it was.
No one thought you did it.
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Everyone knows what you meant.
No, they don't.
Yes, they do.
And the people that are mad at you, that's just because you're a Trump supporter.
Because they're victim and PTSD, they just want to see you burn.
Well, it really pisses me off because I know what they did.
Yeah.
Now, they tried to separate me from my black audience.
That's what the whole thing was about.
Well, that's what Democrats have been doing.
They tried to put a wedge in there.
Just remember when I told you Oprah owned my talk show, and then they came out with the demographic study, and she had all the rich white ladies watching her, and I had working class black people.
I had a way bigger black audience than her, so she killed my fucking show.
Of course.
Remember I told you that?
Yeah, and it's true.
I mean, it's the boule, and nobody knows about the boule.
That's the black masons.
Nobody knows that their job is... I thought they were Illuminati.
Huh?
Isn't it Illuminati?
Yeah.
No, those are the people that visit, and one of our viral tweets or viral clips was Jim Brewer talking about Dave Chappelle being visited.
I don't want to give names, but that's who it was.
I'll just tell you that much.
Of course.
It was the boule.
The boule.
I learned about it from Paul Mooney.
I didn't even know.
No, it's real.
Paul Mooney told me, yeah.
You said this before, too.
Every group has their handlers that come in and say, hey, you're doing this.
You can't say that.
Them's the colluders, like for the Jews, the Warsaw The Warsaw Council, the Jews that were turning in the Jews, you know?
And they were never held to account that they said, the Germans told me you've got to turn in 28,000 of your own people this week.
They never said no.
No, they never did.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah, isn't it funny?
And what they did was, They started with the working class.
They went, well, but then later they changed it because the working class would make the uniforms, the tailors and stuff for the German army.
So they got the memo that they need to go after the intellectuals.
Right.
I mean, it is far dirtier and that's why, you know, it's a bullet doing that in the black community too.
And I've always told them the truth and it really pisses me off that they have been maneuvered and accepted it against me because I'm probably the only one that tells the black community the truth about America.
And Trump.
But I'm so happy to see that they are waking up despite all that.
They are, because how can you not?
I mean, you have to be a retard.
How can you not?
You have to be mentally retarded to still support the Democrats today.
You have to be mentally retarded.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm being serious.
It's not that, Jake.
No, it is.
It's mentally ill.
It's not mentally retarded.
Because you can see every day that you're wrong.
Well, it's like the Jews and the blacks and the minority people that support the Democrats, we were Farmed.
Right.
To be self-destructive.
Yes.
But by social experiments for hundreds of years to have our leaders be... Killed?
No, the leaders that would round us up and use us as collateral damage to parlay their personal aggrandizement from power.
Like, if you're a black... Okay, we'll take, like, Al Sharpton.
Okay, yeah, give me an example.
How many millions has he got for agitating, you know, black people to stay Democrat?
Right.
Which means you live in a ghetto where violence rules and no cops ever come, you don't get decent justice, you don't get no protection, you don't get no good schools.
No good jobs.
Yeah.
But he gets richer.
Oh yeah, remember he started with Tawana Brawley, that fake rape accusation.
That's how he got on the map.
You know how many times he went to Obama's White House?
Oh, probably 50 times a year on average, I guess.
I think he was teaching Obama how to pretend.
Probably.
But this is what's so amazing to me is that this is why I don't think they can pick Michelle Obama, because Diddy and all the people they give them medals to, they're all getting busted as fuck.
Yeah, but I mean, that's a whole other episode.
No, it isn't.
They can't pick Michelle because this is the reason Hillary lost, and I hate that this is going to inflame the women in our audience, but I'm going to be honest with you guys because you need to hear it.
Fucking the president does not make you a president, material, and everybody knows this deep down.
Now, if Michelle was doing stuff, I think she was a lawyer, right, at some point?
She's just barred.
Okay, but I'm saying, if she ran like every other man runs, where it's like, look what I've done in my career.
I've built a business.
I've done this.
That's why we elect him.
Not to say, hey, I sat in the White House.
I know how to do this.
I blew the guy.
No one cares.
Hillary didn't do shit.
And every time Hillary was given power with the health insurance that her husband put her in charge, she couldn't get a pass.
She blew it.
Obama got a pass.
No, she didn't.
She did.
She failed.
She's far smarter than that.
Listen.
She parlayed.
The people she was representing as collateral damage for self-enrichment.
That's what they do.
That's what the women do.
But no one's going to vote for them.
All the women do that to the women.
That's the only way to get ahead in this system, is to sell out the people you represent for your personal gain.
Of course, Clintons are great at that.
But look at Tulsi Gabbard, for example.
Well, not Tulsi.
I'm just saying, in the military... We admire Tulsi.
I'm just using her example.
She was in the military.
She's a veteran.
Then she ran for Senate.
She's not Tulsi because her husband was president.
She's Tulsi because of what she did.
Michelle literally did nothing.
Her husband did everything.
And it's like, she's ready to be the president because she was cool looking, or she stood tall.
No one's going to vote for that.
That's why they're not going to go to Michelle.
Now, Michelle could have used these last four or six years to do things other than feed the kids fried turds, as you say in your act, which she also failed.
Every time she's given any power, she failed.
She couldn't feed the fucking kids food.
People remember that.
Now, if you did something as a woman, and again, I know it's going to make people mad, I hate to be the one to tell you ladies, do something with a career and then run for president.
Like, you could run for president, and you have, and you finished fourth one year, because you built a career, you built a network, you've done stuff.
Well, because I don't lie, and I don't bullshit.
What did Michelle do?
She blew the guy She did not blow him.
Well, she let other dudes blow him and she was cool about it.
No, don't talk bad about a former first lady.
That isn't right.
I don't like any of the first ladies.
I haven't liked a first lady ever.
They've never done anything cool.
Are you kidding?
Of course they have.
Eleanor Roosevelt maybe?
She did stuff?
Well, she was a full-blown commie lesbian witch.
Well, then I don't like her.
What did Hillary in your lifetime?
Full-blown commie lesbian witch.
Laura Bush, she was great for America?
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Barbara Bush?
Or, uh, fuckin', uh, who?
Nancy Reagan?
The War on Drugs?
How did that go?
Nancy Reagan did the War on Drugs.
How did that go?
Women can't do shit.
Repeal the 19th.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like, just being first lady is not a prerequisite that means you're president, and I'm tired of it, and we all know it, and that's why it's not going to work.
They should pick Newsom, because he's Satan, and he's got the power and charisma of Satan.
He's a liar, and it doesn't matter about his record in California, because libtards don't care about your record.
Like, the majority of people sleeping on the streets are black.
They don't care.
They're Democrats.
But the black people are still going to vote for him, right?
Because look at when Bill Maher was asked.
He's like, well, he'll win.
That's all they care about is power.
Because it's all trauma, PTSD.
I email Bill Maher all the time now that I got his email thing.
Speak to him again here.
And I say to him, hey Bill, you're starting to sound more and more like me, but yet you called me crazy as fuck a couple years ago, but now you're sounding more and more like me.
I hope you wake down even more.
I love it.
Wait till David Pakman five years from now.
Look at all the people that called us crazy the last 10, 15 years.
All they do is call me crazy, you know why?
Because I think.
Yeah.
They think a woman who thinks is crazy, period.
Yeah.
Like, it's like a cow that talks.
Right.
They're like, what is... that cow is talking!
That's not because you're a woman.
Especially gay men.
I just have to say it.
Especially gay men, they're so misogynist.
They're the meanest of women.
I've always said that.
They are.
I mean, I have to testify that that is true.
I've said this before.
Now, a lot of them love women.
They don't.
I mean, a lot of them do.
Have you ever seen... And they idolize us and such.
But, you know, that's because they don't want to have sex with us.
Well, that's a problem right there.
Because any man that doesn't want to have sex with a woman, what use does a woman have for them?
That's right.
The only use we have for any man is to have sex with us.
That's right.
And if he doesn't want to have sex with us, he's getting, you know, he's getting dropped off.
That's exactly true.
There's no friggin' use for that guy.
Correct.
In this, you know, because this web that we live in, This matrix is run by women.
The problem is that women are so stupid they won't take their power because they're just friggin, as I say, dick-motized.
They're PTSD as well.
They're dick-motized.
They have been taught that all that matters is getting with somebody with a big stiff dick.
Or money.
And that's all they care about.
They'll care about that way more in the lives of their children, the stupid bitches.
I think most women care about money more than dick.
That's my opinion.
No, they don't!
Alright, well you're a woman, you would know.
I'll tell you, all women care about is a stiff phallus, which is hence why we have the Washington Monument and Satanism is because women worship the snake.
That's right, that's the first snake.
That's right, that's the whole thing.
The whole story is about women and the stiff-ass snake.
So Eve thought it was a big boner?
Hell yes she did.
That's the secret.
Women worshiping the phallus.
It was Satan's cock.
Well, any worship of the dick is satanic.
You're not supposed to do that.
You're not supposed to do that, Whitman.
You're a wicked horse.
You're nothing but wicked horse going straight to hell and burning there in a lake of fire for time and all eternity because God loves you.
Fascinating.
Now, what about the women that want a guy that's a good provider and they don't care if he's got like a little penis or he's fat or bald?
Like me and Hannah, for instance.
No, but I think a lot of women want a provider more than a big dick.
I think women want to like sleep with a guy with a nice dick, but they really want a guy that's going to give them money.
I think you're not getting it.
Give them money.
Providing.
We'll call it what it is.
No, they want somebody decent to co-parent with.
You only say this because you have money.
If you were, like, not wealthy, you would be looking for a partner and you'd want a guy that's a good provider.
Nothing wrong with it.
I think it makes perfect sense.
I would just want a guy that works hard, you know.
And whether, you know, if you have to work hard to be poor, that's okay too.
Well, you're very different than most women.
No, most women are like, I don't care.
He can only make $2 a week.
And most people make $2 a week in this world.
I know, but women... But it's the work, it's the effort that women like.
But more than that, they like a co-parent.
Yeah.
A trustworthy co-parent.
That's what women want.
They don't want a friggin' pervert.
That is true.
And you can't hardly find any that ain't a goddamn degenerate pervert.
No.
Democrat.
You can't find a man that ain't a goddamn degenerate Democrat these days.
Well.
Wanting to have pedophilia decriminalized.
That's in certain communities.
And abortions at birth.
Yeah, it is funny, the Democrat platform really is child sex screaming and child murder.
It is!
It's child sex screaming or child murder.
And it's like, can you guys get around some other thing?
Like, how about working class or labor rights, like you used to do?
How about labor rights?
I always say, why don't you get back to that, you stupid motherfuckers?
That's the Republican agenda now.
Excuse me!
That's the Republican agenda now, is jobs and work.
That's become... And getting the homeless treated and getting the vets taken care of.
That's what they don't want.
No, they don't.
Because, you know, they want to kill everybody.
They want to kill the Americans.
Yeah, no.
They don't like the Americans because we want to work 40 hours a week and have benefits.
Yeah, that's why they're importing.
That's what they hate.
You're right.
They're importing migrants for that reason.
Because it's like, oh, it's slave class.
They'll work for $3 an hour.
Yeah.
In the black neighborhoods.
And they'll vote for us.
And they'll keep voting Democrat.
And you know that that's what's going on.
Because Trump's a racist because he wants to raise your standard of living.
You fucking degenerates, and the Jews too, you fucking degenerates, while you was doing your Democrat horseshit about, again, you know, all your leftist bullshit in the Middle East, Every Arab country kicked out all its Jews!
Every 56 Arab countries are Judenrein while he is marching around.
You know, the whole thing about Hitler that nobody knows is that his thing was about, just like Margaret Sanger, it was about genetic... Eugenics, you mean, right?
Yeah, eugenics.
Creating Yeah, I mean it's... It's all eugenicists since the 1860s.
It's fascinating.
You know when they said they would, you know, the slave, the slavers?
Yeah.
They did eugenics?
Absolutely.
That's why black people are better athletes than us now.
That is a fact.
For some reason you can't say that anymore.
I remember we used to be able to say that all the time.
But it's because of slave breeding back in the day.
It's breeding.
Breeding of human beings.
They would pick a woman that was big and strong like Michelle Obama and then made her with another big guy and they'd have big children because they were better slave workers.
That's what they would do.
How corrupt is that?
It's evil.
It's disgusting.
Well, that's the part of the left that why I think they have power and why it's because it's like, okay, when you first get introduced to it, you're like, oh, okay, they don't like slavery.
Oh, cool.
I don't.
They don't like racism.
Cool.
I don't either.
Okay.
And then that's the road to hell is paved in good intentions.
That's the liberal agenda because it's like, oh, Yeah.
And then you, that's why you get stuck in the loop where you're like, yeah, Biden, I'm sure I'm voting for a guy who's demented and retarded, literally retarded, can't talk.
The other guys are racist.
He wrote the three strikes crime bill that put all the black men in prison.
And he used to want us, he wanted school segregated.
And then he goes, you ain't black, you don't vote for me.
Yeah, no, he's, he's got a long history of being racist, but that's not the point.
The point is they, they are so like... And they go for it.
Because they think if they leave the Democrat Party... Because I see Al Sharpton up there.
No, they think if they leave the Democrat Party, they're going to leave behind all the people that are institutionally deprived, like African Americans.
They think that they're leaving them.
That's why white women vote liberal.
Because they're like, well, someone has to protect the black people and the homeless.
The thing is, you're in the wrong party that's not doing that.
But you're afraid to admit it and go to the party that is.
Every civil rights... Which we did.
Every move towards civil rights came from the Republican Party.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
And... So you know how they... Satan.
Combated that?
Yeah.
They put a bunch of Democrats in the Republican Party.
That and also conservative values sound very antithetical to equality when you hear them at first.
If you hear somebody saying, you know, we want good jobs, we want schools, you're like, well, what about the black kids that are left behind?
And then they're like, shut up, get a job.
And you're like, well, I can't, you know, fucking food's too expensive.
There aren't jobs.
And then that's why they feel unlistened to.
So as someone that's been a Democrat my entire life, That's why I can listen to someone like David Pakman or you, is go, I get what you're doing.
I get why you believe it as a Trump supporter.
We're not ignoring that.
You think we are.
You think we're like, oh, I'm Nazi now.
No, we see it even better and bigger than you.
We're going, leave the party behind that's fucking you.
We left.
That's why we left the Democrat Party.
We haven't... We're still as liberal as we ever were.
More.
More.
Yeah, I'm probably more liberal.
We're populist.
I mean, we're... We believe the people's money should go to the people.
Yes, and there should be equal opportunity.
And they're calling that something else.
Equal opportunity.
It shouldn't go to fucking Ukrainians, for motherfucking sakes.
No.
It should go to the black people.
Or the Bidens or the Clintons.
It should go to black neighborhood, the most needy, which of course, if you're gonna do the most needy, that's Indian reservations.
The people who allowed us to be here.
They don't even have no jobs.
Talk about no jobs.
They've got nothing.
No, they got literally like genocided.
Like what the Libtards are calling Israel.
What we owe them, what we owe our hosts, we gotta start there, but I don't see Trump dealing with that at all, but I love what's her name in the... Elizabeth Warren?
No, not her.
The other one.
I'm trying to think of a Native American.
The actual tribal woman.
Oh.
I don't know.
God, her questioning of Mayorkas is so brilliant.
Well, let me just say this, and then we'll get into the nitty-gritty here.
The liberals, when they say Jews are colonizers, Israel's a colonizer, my favorite response to them, American liberals, they go, are you going to give your house back to Native Americans?
Ma, you know, shit's getting bad.
Biden's a retard, right?
And you know the Democrats aren't going to stop.
We've already proven that he has dementia.
We know they're going to cheat.
They're importing voters in.
They're going to let illegal migrants.
They're going to vote.
They're going to do the ballot dumping.
They're going to cheat.
It's going to go like France.
It's going to go like France.
That's the scare.
I mean, maybe we'll be able to pull it off, but if we don't, the bottom line is from now until Election Day and probably there and after, regardless of what happens, America is destabilized, and shit's gonna get real.
If Trump wins, we'll be like, yay!
The left is gonna riot.
If Trump loses, America's doomed.
So there's good and bad to every kind of possible outcome.
But what I do know is, and I'm being very serious about it.
Gold is gold.
Gold is gold, silver is silver, and currency, the dollar, I mean, the dollar could tank.
We urge you, go to any company you want, if you don't want to use it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to take money and buy gold, gold, gold.
You have to, you have to.
I've been doing it all along, but I'm going to step it up because You know, value for value.
It never goes down.
Gold never goes down.
Gold and silver, they're not like paper money.
They retain their value.
That's why they're called precious metals.
And they have actual uses in the real world, unlike cash money, which when shit is spent, maybe you can burn it.
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Now you only have to look two or three months in the future.
Now they're saying gold is the only thing that isn't losing its value.
Unlike real estate and 401ks and everything else.
Well, that's why I want, I tell people that if you have like a retirement account, cause if you have an IRA or for instance, you know, a lot of that's invested and if the stock market crashes, your, your retirement.
So, It's the smartest thing you can do is if you have, like you can roll over your IRA, you can take your retirement, you can actually put that in, in gold and silver and protects from whatever's going to happen in the next six months to three years.
You can at least roll that over and do it.
It's smart.
I just, just do it, please.
Just do it.
That's it.
All right.
Cause you're occupying and they, they short.
Well, that's all horseshit.
Cause it, But they actually are on a land that is, they stole what they're claiming Israel's doing.
So they actually did it here.
This house we're in right now, at one point was, you know, natives were walking here freely.
We gave them, we genocided them.
We gave them smallpox blankets.
We killed them and they're gone.
We put them in little camps.
Like we've done far worse than what they're claiming Israel's doing now.
And we're all walking around going, yeah, Israel's terrible.
Fuck you.
Give your house back to me.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm fine with colonizing.
I have no problem with it.
That's why I don't make these arguments.
But Israel isn't a colonizer.
No, but even if they were, I wouldn't care.
That's what I'm saying.
Go ahead and do what you gotta do.
No, but they are not.
I know, but I don't care even if they were.
But all you have to do is go, you just have to go to Jerusalem and see where our temple, our holy temple, got a dome over it.
Go pray at the Jewish temple.
Or like, this is an occupation by Islam of all Jewish holy sites.
And you know what?
It's not going to be allowed.
This double standard and lies, these lies are not going to stand.
And you know what?
You know when I said it's a war of tunnels, where they're exposing the trafficking tunnels, where they Move weapons, organs, and children.
Yeah, 100% true.
Because that's, they're all the same.
Uh-huh.
They're all connected.
It's the number one industry in the world.
And it all goes to Switzerland.
Wow.
Okay.
To the Bank of International Settlement.
In Switzerland.
Well, we have talked about this.
Bern, Switzerland, and Basel, Switzerland.
That's the home of the devil.
Yeah.
All of it goes there.
And that's why they're neutral.
And you can trace it through the Templars.
Yeah.
Let's do an episode on this next time.
Okay.
Because we talked about this, touched on this a couple times.
It is fascinating that everyone's like, oh yeah, they're neutral.
They're never involved in wars.
And we're all like, what?
We just ate that up like, okay, yeah, I guess they're neutral.
You don't get to be neutral in a world war.
You're invaded or you have to fight.
Why are they neutral?
Because it's clear that they're funding the wars.
Do you know what Switzerland means?
Uh-uh.
Three sisters of Isis.
I did not know that.
Pharaoh founded Switzerland in 1291 with the Templars' treasures stolen from the temple, the Jewish temple.
That is fascinating.
Every dime that they got, they stole off of Jews after they killed them in every country during the Inquisition, blah blah blah.
It's European history that they want us not to know.
But, you know, if you are a student of history, of Jewish history, you know, That's what it is.
I always want to talk about European Jewish history.
Well, we got to do that, too.
Yeah, we will.
I'm having two people come in who are experts on the subject.
Fascinating.
I'm flying them in from various places in the world to come and talk to us about that.
Because I'm tired of bullshit.
I love that.
Speaking of bullshit, can we talk now about the debate?
Because we weren't here, you weren't feeling well.
And we haven't even got to touch on the Biden debate disaster or the Supreme Court rulings.
Trump had like the best week ever.
I told you that the debates were going to be Biden's to lose.
Yeah.
And he clearly lost.
Clearly.
Like the biggest fuck up in political history, honestly.
It really was that bad.
He did lose, but he really exposed himself as being petty, Yeah.
No, he looked angry.
Vicious.
Yeah, he is.
He's been trying to jail Trump.
He's a horrible person.
He lied all through it.
Yeah.
And then he comes back and goes, Trump lied!
Yeah.
Okay, Biden was lying about NATO.
Right.
Because Ukraine is not in NATO.
No.
But the useful idiots in the Democrat Party, they never, you know, I always notice that they're fact-checkers.
Fact-checkers never fact-checked anything Democrats say.
No, they never, because then they would make them look bad.
Ukraine is not in NATO.
No, that's the reason, I don't know why no one ever talks about it, that's why Putin had a problem, because they're trying to make Ukraine a NATO country on the border.
That'd be like if we let fucking Russia take Mexico.
We would not be okay with that.
So that's why a lot of us on the right are like, yeah, Putin may be a terrible person, but they're putting his enemy and allowing it on the border.
He doesn't want that.
We wouldn't either.
If Canada was taken over by fucking Iran tomorrow, are you joking?
We'd be invading Canada.
Well, not Biden.
He'd probably just give them billions of dollars.
But if we had a real president, they would be invading Canada.
What I love the most of the whole hypocrisy, double-thinking idiocy of Democrats is, When these leftist Jews... The worst people on the planet.
Well, they're... they are bred to be self-destructive.
Yeah, they're PTSD.
And, you know, they've helped, like I say, they've helped to make the Arab world Judenrei with their fake horseshit.
Yeah.
They're useful idiots.
That's why they help.
Huh?
That's why a lot of people here in America, on the right, when I talk to them, they don't like Jews, because they're thinking of leftist Jews like Soros, and does all this shit, and the porn industry, and Jake Shields, they all talk about it.
It's like, those are not real Jews.
Those are leftist, American leftists, which, there's Christian leftists, there's all, they're just, the leftist is their religion.
It's not Judaism.
Real Jews aren't into that shit.
We don't like that stuff.
We don't want to fucking move Arab countries into Europe.
Like, what happened in France?
Terrible.
France was almost saved.
Macron makes his move.
They do other bullshit.
Well, Macron does what Jews are famous for.
Collude with the enemy.
He did.
And it stopped.
He kept France from being saved.
And now 2,000 Jews, I saw yesterday, are moving out.
France is done.
It's done, until something changes.
And they had a chance.
Well, but Le Pen was elected, so we'll see what happens.
But I'm just saying, it's what they did here with Trump, it's what they did in Brazil.
There's a populist movement.
Even on the left, it had much burning.
Well, they bring in the Islamists because they love the leftists, because as they say themselves, we love them because they're such useful idiots.
Because the next thing, after the revolution of the leftists, is the caliphate.
I always say that.
No, Arab Muslim Brotherhood works just like how, um, like vulture capitalists work.
Like, Oh, let's go in there.
Let's fuck that market up.
Let's destroy it.
That's what I was going to say about the leftist Jews and their supposed anti-capitalism, which I realized at Occupy Wall Street.
Remember I went there the first day and I realized while watching it, putting my eye on it, Oh my God, these are the children of the people In the office buildings at Wall Street.
100% like I said.
100% privileged being pissed at their parents.
What did I say at the beginning of this podcast?
It's usually trauma-based, it's emotional, it's not fact-based.
If it's fact-based, there'd be no Democrat Party.
But they say they hate capitalism and all this shit.
They hate their dad for leaving them.
And Trump is their dad.
Well, they say they hate capitalism, the thing that allowed them to be privileged enough To speak for the people they oppress and do not allow to speak for themselves.
That's a clip.
That's brilliant.
And yes, that's 100% true.
They feel guilty.
That's their trauma.
It's all emotional.
It's a program developed by Nazis when they came to America in Operation Paperclip, MKUltra.
How to turn a population against itself.
Yeah.
And of course, by using the Jews and telling them, you are on the side of the liberation of oppressed people.
Yeah.
What they do.
And telling that to privileged people.
Yeah.
Who are oppressors.
Yeah.
And are narcissistic.
Who are oppressors.
Yeah.
You've got the right recipe there for hoodwinked and bamboozled.
And now their biggest weapon in the last 10 years has actually been white women.
Liberal affluent white offals.
Offals?
Affluent white female liberals.
That's the new Trojan horse that they're using to destroy America.
I love when they go off on Karens on the internet.
They're horrible.
Because that's who the offals are, is Karens.
And as soon as they see a black person they feel entitled to call them the N-word or something.
That's what I always found with the defenders of the oppressed on the left.
Oh no!
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I told you they always, always, when I say, when I was talking to them about, well, unlike you, I said, unlike you, I live in an integrated neighborhood, not behind walls.
Right.
And I said, my neighbors are, you know, they're working, people and business owners and stuff, and they're black and shit, you know?
They're everybody.
And they go, well, they're not the real, always, they're not the real black people.
I go, well, that's quite racist of you.
Data shows, you know, and I do that, because I did know data.
Well, what is a real black person?
And so they go, well, they're not the real, because they aren't What we think black.
It was so horrible.
Imperialist.
It's tokenism.
Racism.
It's tokenism.
It's like, that's not how I characterize, whatever the word is, a black person.
So therefore they're not, like the way they come after Candace Owens or conservative blacks when they're like, you sell out Uncle Tom and they're so racist and evil.
It's like, she's just a woman with a different opinion.
But because she has black skin color and you're a liberal, you're like, ah, she's a tokenist.
I think Candace is taking the ARAB money.
I mean we have to have her on.
You know she is because she got fired by the Jews and who else is gonna pay her?
I know.
But the Arabs.
She's taking the Qatari money and now she's gotta go that way.
We have to have her on to ask her.
First she was going, I want her on because I just want to say what's up.
I know she's a genius but I gotta ask her.
I can tell you why.
Why are you doing this now?
I tried to tell you in malice.
Why are you driving this wedge?
I'm trying to tell you.
But if she's driving the wedge against liberal That's what it is.
Democrat, Jews, I'm all for it.
That's what it is.
And I tried to tell you and Michael Malice this couple weeks, you both jumped down my throat.
In 10 years, you'll both be like, why didn't we see that?
It's about the leftist Jew.
They just, Candace and the alt-rightists, they can't figure out, it's just like how white liberal women can't tell there's different kinds of black people.
They can't tell there's different kinds of Jews.
It's all generalizations.
That's what makes me mad and why I wore this outfit, because I think I'm dressed as the prototypical Sephardic Jewish woman.
Well, you are wearing a Chanel.
Yeah, it's Chanel.
That is dewy.
And those glasses we got at Bergdorf where you were raped by Biden.
Remember?
Biden raped me in the shoe department.
Yeah, we bought those glasses that day we made that video.
That was one of the best videos ever in the history of the internet.
You're welcome.
My mom delivers tickets.
I forgot we did that.
Yeah, it was good.
I told Jim, you know, Jim, Jim and me and his wife, I love them all three, all three of us.
Brewer, you're talking about?
Brewer, yeah.
I said, hey Jim, we gotta do a video where you play Biden and I play Dr. Jill.
I'd love that.
He loves it.
Don't give it away in the podcast.
We should just make that and don't tell people.
But how much do we love Jim Brewer?
Jim Brewer is... He's too genius for this world.
I think that was the best episode we've ever done.
He's right about how he looks stoned, but yet he's stone-cold sober.
I know, which is sad.
Well, we'll fix that the more we hang out with him.
But you know what?
I didn't even talk about my ketamine treatment.
We're going to talk about it.
Can I just show this gift I got?
Isn't it genius?
I just wanted to show that.
Thank you, John Pardue.
All right.
I love that guy.
John Pardue.
Let me give a shout out to John Pardue, huh?
I don't think he listens to the show, but go ahead.
Huh?
I'm joking.
I said, I don't think he listens to this show.
You probably don't.
And his wife, Becky, whom we love so much.
Best people in the world.
The sweetest people in the world.
They gave my granddaughter, Olivia, all the Disney princesses.
Yeah, they're amazing.
They're going to shit their self when I show them how I outwitted Disney soon enough.
Well, let's save that because I'll break that.
And I don't know what she's talking about, so there's no news that I know.
Yes, you do.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Ketamine, you want to talk about it?
I'd love you to talk about it.
You just brought it up so I can say it.
How much time do we have left?
We have, like, fuck, we have at least 15 minutes.
Are you shitting me?
I thought we'd already done three hours.
No, we've done 47 minutes.
Can you bring me my hamburger?
I'm so hungry.
Yeah, hold on.
Hey, Siri, call Hannah.
I gotta get this out of you.
This is how it works here at the Roseanne Barr Podcast.
I've been doing the ketamine treatment at the Psychiatric Association.
Hey, can you bring mom's hamburger?
I'm hungry!
Or bring me cheese.
Just bring me some cheese.
We're recording though, so... I'm hungry.
Put a top on when you're walking.
I didn't eat all day.
Thank you, baby.
I love you.
Okay, so it'll be a few minutes.
Excuse you.
Ketamine.
I didn't even talk about my pronouns!
We have plenty of time.
Let's just stick to it.
I want to say I figured out my pronoun.
It's pronoun, not pronouns.
Okay, what's your new pronoun?
My pronoun is, and I want to be, I want everyone to use this, there's no excuse.
My pronoun is chosen of God.
Of God or by God?
Of God.
Chosen of God.
Alright, that's what I have to call you now?
Yes.
Can I call you Mom?
You can call me Mom.
Sweet.
Chosen of God's a lot.
A lot of syllables.
I like it.
You could go Mom Chosen of God.
Mom Chosen of God.
On that note, I love it.
The ketamine treatment.
So, I've been trying to tell people what you're going through because you're doing ketamine infusions.
It's unbelievable.
I want you to talk about it, but I just want to say something real quick.
It exhausts you.
I have to sleep for 17 hours after I come back from treatment.
So I get a lot of people who are like, hey, can your mom do this or that?
And I'm like, well, she's really tired.
She's in a treatment, but I can't tell him because I'm respectful.
Thank you, Livia.
You're the best.
You're the best granddaughter.
Can you put it in my hands, Livia?
OK, do you want to be the best?
Can I have it?
Because now you're average if you don't get.
Now, there you go.
Now you're the best granddaughter.
Thank you so much, baby.
I love you.
Thank you, baby.
She's so sweet.
Mom's like, are we done?
And we're at 46 minutes.
Oh, boy.
She doesn't need a napkin.
She'll use the Chanel hat.
All right, so I've been telling people that you're in treatment, but I don't want to say ketamine because of HEPA violations.
I am in treatment for psychiatric.
I know, and that's why we've got to have David Pakman on, because he calls you mentally ill, and it's really kind of shitty.
You're dealing with mental illness like pretty much every liberal, but yours is not as pathetic.
But I say treatment.
Thank you, love.
And I say treatment and people think you have cancer.
This has been happening for the last couple weeks.
Thank you, baby.
Will you close that door too, please?
Thank you, lovey.
And I'm like, well, my mom's in treatment.
Because they're like, can your mom do this show?
And I'm like, well, she's sleeping.
She's having treatment.
So I just want to be clear.
When I say treatment or you're ill, it's because of these ketamine infusions.
You don't have cancers, nothing knock on wood.
No, I'm going to the ketamine psychiatric treatment.
Yeah, can we talk about this?
Because I think this is fascinating.
I think it's fascinating too.
And don't, if you're gonna chew, just do me a favor, when you chew, just pull your head away from the mic.
Like, I love when you do this podcast, you'll move your head away from the mic when you're making a point, but when it's time to chew a hamburger, you'll go right on the fucking microphone.
Switch that around.
Hopefully the ketamine will—you just rubbed chicken all over that expensive—whatever, you're paying for it.
Anyway, so you started ketamine for—which is a really promising treatment for depression and for all sorts of stuff, and we got you a new doctor here when we got to Texas and he recommended it.
Yeah.
And you've done four infusions now?
Yeah, you have one tomorrow.
What do you think?
What's it like?
I want to talk about it because this is real deal shit.
This is a podcast, you know, we got to talk about your personal life.
Can you talk about it?
It's not like nothing I've ever seen or experienced before.
Do you like it?
I love it.
What's it do?
What's it like?
Well, the first time they give you this IV and yeah, I was sitting there and they gave me a relax pill.
A pill for relax.
Is that the medical term?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then they put an IV in you.
In your arm.
Yeah.
And it's ketamine.
For those who don't know, I think it's a horse tranquilizer, but it's an hallucinogen.
It is?
It's a horse tranquilizer?
I don't know what it is.
I believe so.
And it's a recreational drug.
Yeah?
It's called Special K. You never heard of a K-hole?
The kids were doing back in the day?
That's what ketamine is.
Oh.
And you get really high for like 60 seconds when you do it.
But now they're doing like micro-dosing infusions.
So she goes to a medical center.
It's all done around doctors.
It's not like, you're not doing ketamine in the bathroom, right?
So it's dosed.
They monitor you.
They check in with you every day.
They adjust.
And it's had a lot of great results for a lot of people.
I've been reading about it.
And so far, I mean, you seem, it seems to be really beneficial to you because you, you know, you're not like, you were, you were already kind of working on your, you've been great for about four or five years now, right?
I've been better.
You've been better, but so I haven't noticed like a huge change in the last like two weeks, but I've noticed that you have said interesting things to me, which I won't say on the air, but a couple of times you've left treatment and said something you probably don't remember, but.
I probably don't remember.
Well, get me a cigarette or I'm gonna cut your throat.
No, you've been really sweet.
You get a little dizzy and I have to help you in the car and then we've got to drive
home.
But no, you say things like, you know, first, when you first did it, I'll say this much,
you said that you were seeing monkeys on the wall, monkey videos, kind of having like a
fun hallucinogenic trip.
I saw so many cute baby monkeys crawling all over.
That's what you, that's, that's medicine these days.
I thought it was hilarious.
And then the last time you were talking about like, you know, memories coming up and it seemed more therapeutic.
And I feel like that's the... Yeah, I had some memories that I was always afraid to remember.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh hum, that happened.
And so you could actually have like a post-traumatic memory experience and not panic?
Yeah.
I was like, yeah, that happened.
I remember that.
Next.
That was no big deal.
You know, that ain't now.
That was way back then.
Now you're different.
So that's a different time.
You know, you don't got to react.
You're, you're better now.
You're stronger now.
Well, let's move on to the next.
That's incredible.
I know that's what the shrink says.
She goes, you've obviously done a lot of foundational work.
I go, yeah.
Because I had 15 years of integration therapy for NPD.
Right.
But I was like, these things that I was afraid to remember, the anxiety, like, I gotta block that out, I gotta block it out, just came and I was like, now what?
That is what you said to me.
I remember that, okay, that happened.
You came out and you said, I just had the most traumatic memory.
Yeah, but it's like, God's in control.
I'm okay.
That happened, but this is now.
That's great.
This is now, not then.
You lived through it.
You survived.
Now you're sexier and beautiful than ever.
Well, you know what's funny?
You survived it.
I used to talk about this all the time.
I believe this profoundly.
I believe this deeply.
I've said this on this podcast, on this episode, and I've said it before.
These fries are cold.
I don't like cold fries.
Well, it's been sitting for a while.
Just eat it.
Just pretend you're on ketamine and it's hot fries.
Everything's cool on Ketamine.
It's like, nothing can freak me out for not all I've been through.
I'm a survivor.
It's all hilarious.
God's the greatest comedian on Earth.
He would have set me up for the greatest jokes on Earth.
And now I can do, you know, my act is my conversations with God.
Yeah.
I have a question.
Like the one I had today, my conversation with God.
I says, don't you feel bad?
That these certain religious folk are thinking that you allowed your own son to be tortured and murdered?
What did he say?
He took a minute, and then he goes, you know, because he's got... First I thought it was the Jamaican accent, but now I realize it's the Lithuanian accent.
Oh, alright.
So he goes, well then... He goes, if by that you mean the story that people Here is about my introduction of the concept of immortality to humanity.
Then you figure it out.
That's great.
It sounds very wise.
I go, dang, you're smart.
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Can I just ask you this?
I have a theory that everything is post-traumatic, everything political in this country, the brainwashing, MKUltra, I think we're wrong.
Oh yeah, it's all trauma, endless trauma.
Absolutely.
Buildings blowing up, people blowing up, everybody's shooting everybody, going to the gay club, shooting, killing the children.
No, it's horrible.
You're terrified all the time.
All the time trauma.
Right, so what I'm saying is, I've always said with trauma that the biggest problem with trauma isn't the actual initial trauma, which is terrible.
Well, that is the big problem.
No, I mean, that's... Because it makes you in suspended animation where you can't move out of it.
But when you can move out of it, you're going, yeah, I was in suspended animation.
This is what I'm saying.
But look at me now, I'm moving and I'm moving past it.
What I'm saying is the scar from trauma, when you're trying to cover, you don't want to revisit that trauma.
All that machinations we do as people to avoid that trauma.
That's where everything gets fucked up.
I've always said, and that's what I'm asking.
That's being in the trauma.
That's what I'm saying.
Don't you think that's why ketamine stuff works?
That if you face the trauma, as horrible as it is, that it's better for you to face it than to avoid it?
Because the avoiding trauma is what makes you batshit crazy.
It's the avoiding it that ruins everything.
Thank you.
The facing it is like this.
It's terrifying.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Facing it and seeing it is like this, a little pinch.
Yeah, it's painful.
Avoiding it is the whole horror.
That's why I think a lot of pedophiles should take it.
Yes.
Because I think it is the cure for the trauma that makes people into pedophiles.
Which is them being sexually abused as children for the most part.
Yes.
Yes, thank you.
And they're covering it up, they get twisted, and that's why they're into it.
Yeah, and then they're like, I'm gonna be the, I'm gonna be the top.
Yeah.
Yeah, or they got, whatever, it's twisted.
What I'm saying is you put that scar tissue on trauma and you get fucking twisted in your head and you fucking just go nuts.
You think the only way to get on top of the trauma is to be an abuser.
Right.
Hence.
Hence.
The Democrat Party today.
That's what I see, and I'm not trying to be funny.
I feel like they felt victimized, and now they've become victimizers.
Hence, Planet of the Apes.
Watch it.
No.
Because they're like, we can never let these humans control us again after what they did to us.
Right.
Absolutely.
Therefore, we gotta muzzle them, put them in prison, not allow them to speak, and then we end in nuclear war.
Democrats.
It's the same It's the very same narrative.
Yeah.
I wish people would know that.
Because nobody talks about it being post-traumatic.
That's why I love this podcast, because everyone else is like, well, it's this.
It's like, no.
Most Democrats didn't have a good dad.
That's what it is.
And Trump is a projection of their dad.
It's why they hate dad.
It's that simple.
People don't want to, they think now that you're being fucking, that's what it is.
Generally speaking.
Oh, that's what Jesse says.
It's the truth, because it's true.
He goes, your mom turned you against your dad.
Yes, because when you ask... That's why the white awfuls, the awfuls, they hate men.
They hate men, absolutely, and Trump is a man.
And they hate Trump because he's a fucking white man with money who grabs them by the pussy.
And he's a good dad.
They can't.
That's what it is.
I'm telling you.
Because if you ask a Democrat, what is it about Trump you don't like?
Why do you think he should go to jail and everyone's life's ruined?
They just go, he's unracist.
They don't even know.
Because it's just what they should be saying.
He reminds me of my dad and I'm fucked up.
He raped that woman that said 85 men raped her.
Yeah, well, Eugene Carroll got passed around, raped a lot.
She's, poor thing, to be raped that many times.
I just, how unlucky can one person be?
But I mean, she is, really upsets me that she had to bring Bergdorf Goodman into it.
That's anti-Semite.
I know, I'm gonna have a look.
Because that is the place that Jewish women loved the most on earth.
And she had to defile Bergdorf Goodman.
I can't, I can't take that.
There's no way anyone was ever raped And Bergdorf Goodman.
As I say, you can't even get in those fucking dressing rooms for three minutes before.
Well, you can't.
No, but I say, fuck you, Jake.
You can't be in there for three minutes before one of these sales ladies comes in there.
Are you all right, ma'am?
Can I do anything for you, ma'am?
And they open the door, too, because they got a key.
So they just want to see how fat your boobs are.
I'm telling you, I have been humiliated so many times.
They can't be stopped.
Can you show this?
Are we going to do that today?
She's going to show it.
You don't want to?
You've never shown this on the podcast.
I haven't, but it's so great.
Well, I'm going to do the first part on the camera.
How much longer do we have on this show?
We're going to go all night.
Laser printed mug shot.
You can't be tired.
It's your podcast.
Show everyone real quick.
Yeah, baby!
Trump 2024!
Trigger discipline, though.
Just so you know, never put your finger... even though it's empty, and it is empty, just keep your finger like this and show people.
This was signed by the Donald.
DJ T. And if you're tired, we're wrapping up.
We still gotta do ads.
We're gonna do those tonight.
No, I'm going to bed.
Look at my gun.
I paid for it.
So this is the problem with this.
We're getting so good.
All right, well we'll wrap it up then.
We've got to show everyone your gun.
Look at my gun.
I paid for it.
I bid on it at an auction down there at Mar-a-Lago.
Laser imprinted.
Yeah, you did.
And that is a real 9mm.
It's off.
Never shoot that gun, though.
I will.
I won't.
But I want you to hold it.
It's got DJT's face on it, and it says, Never Surrender.
And he signed it there for me, too, and sent me a lovely video.
There you go.
Look at that.
Saying, Roseanne, we love you.
Keep fighting.
Yep.
So just hold it while we wrap up the show.
You have to talk about the Supreme Court ruling real quick.
The Supreme.
Finger out.
Not on the trigger.
Yeah, there you go.
Supreme Court.
Yep.
Never surrendered.
Justice Thomas, the greatest justice for the Constitution that ever has served on the Supreme Court.
Yeah.
Thank you, Justice.
Besides the one that they killed, you know, that Obama smothered.
What's his name?
The chef?
Oh, the Supreme Court Justice Alito?
No, Alito's alive.
The other one that they went down there, but he was... I've been drinking.
They say he's got a bad reputation.
Was he the one in the pool with Clinton on Emstein Island, that guy?
No, anyway, no, that's Roberts.
Anyway, let's just go like this.
Justice Thomas, it is so amazing that a black man is credited with saving the Constitution.
of the Republic of the United States.
Let's talk about that for one second.
That is the most American thing ever.
Isn't it?
A black man goes, becomes a Supreme Court Justice and defends the Constitution because he sees, as a black man in America, the beauty of America.
And look where he is.
The beauty of America which outlaws slavery.
And isn't racist.
It's about the work you do and what you do.
And anyone can be anything.
You can be president.
You can be a Supreme Court justice.
It doesn't matter your color.
That's what the Democrats don't want you to know.
They hate Justice Thomas.
They're like, he's Uncle Tom.
They're so racist.
It's like, no.
He's proving that it doesn't matter what you look like, your race, your gender.
Just fucking work hard.
A genius is a genius is a genius.
God bless America.
So real quick, I have to explain this because I know you want to go to bed.
And I will let you go to bed.
Oh goodness, this is elder abuse, this podcast.
I feel like Joe Biden and you're Dr. Jill.
The debate with two things.
The debate with Joe Biden.
I have to make this point to you because I've been waiting to make this for two weeks.
He was petty, vicious.
Not just that.
And lying idiot.
How telling is it that they're going to cheat?
They're already going to let fucking illegals vote.
We're fighting that right now.
The SAFE Act, all this stuff.
This is big news, but they're basically going to cheat again.
They're not even hiding it.
They're telling you how they're going to cheat.
But how horrible are the Democrats and the criminal and cheating that their presidential candidate showed that he's mentally unfit to be president, that he's demented, got dementia.
That's what demented means, right?
Got dementia.
Not what demented means.
Well, Hitler showed that he was a meth addict and they still wanted him.
Because socialists, like national socialists... That's not my point.
My point is, how obvious is it that Democrats cheat?
Because any other election, if your presidential candidate goes on a debate and shits his pants because he's mentally unfit, election's over.
I don't want you to say that about Joe.
No, hold on.
Because I think Joe running is the only hope of America.
I agree.
Because once they get one of them grifting liars in there.
No, I know.
You're making my point.
That'll tell people what they want to hear.
That's going to not be good.
They need Joe Biden.
I know.
So that he can tell America, fuck yeah, I'm going to send all these N-words and everybody else off to die in Ukraine.
Yeehaw!
You're making my point.
What I'm saying is now we're all like, us Trump supporters are like, wow, we've got a chance, right?
Like we might be able to beat the cheat.
The guy's literally got dementia.
Any other election cycle, it's over.
It's like, oh God, you're like, if this were 1983 and a guy went up 84 and went up there and was like, ah, I've got Alzheimer's, it's over.
But here we're like, we've got a chance.
If you don't want to die in Ukraine, you ain't black!
But that's how scary it is.
We have a chance now.
Trump has a chance to win because the guy's got Alzheimer's.
That's how much they cheat.
That's why they can't get rid of him.
No, they can't get rid of him because they're going to cheat.
We've got to root for Joe.
No, he's going to get 157 million votes in 2024.
It's going to be the greatest.
He's going to be the most popular candidate of all time.
He's going to double his 81 million.
He's going to get 100.
Joe?
Yeah, he's going to get 162.
I'm calling it now.
162 million Americans are going to vote for Joe Biden.
It's going to be the greatest election landslide of all time.
No, it ain't.
No, I think Trump's got it.
That's what I'm saying.
I think Trump has a chance to win now because they can't cheat.
The guy's got fucking dementia and Alzheimer's.
They're like, fuck.
Democrats are like, shit, we might not be able to cheat.
They are not going to be able to lie through their ass for much longer.
No, they're still going to do it.
I love how they're waking up now after we've been saying it for, what, five years?
They did that with COVID.
They did that with the vaccine.
They did that with Trump.
They're going to keep coming around to us because we're always right.
Like I write to Bill Maher.
Man, you sound more and more like me, even though you called me crazy as fuck three years ago.
But now you sound just like me.
What the fuck?
You're just slow.
It's not my fault you're slow, Bill.
It's not my fault you guys are fucking idiot brainwashed and bamboozled and hoodwinked.
Yep.
You goddamn idiots.
On that note, I've never lied to you and I never will lie, but you better start fucking listening.
Yeah, well said.
All right, real quick, and I'm just going to wrap this up real quick.
The Supreme Court ruling for the immunity thing, I just need to explain it real quick because people don't know.
I went on Twitter the day after and it was all these fucking libtards.
No, Biden could just kill a freaking child on the altar, and who cares?
They're like, he's a king.
Even Sotomayor, who's a fucking Supreme Court justice, who's a re... Talk about Clarence Thomas being a Supreme Court, how great that is.
Sotomayor is a retard, and she's a Supreme Court justice.
That's really impressive.
And she's like, there, he's a king.
Nothing in the law really changed, just so people understand this ruling.
It just said that there are official acts as a president that are immune.
You can't, as president...
What they did was say there's three branches of government.
But nobody wants that on the Democrat side.
They want to destroy the executive branch and that's everything they're doing.
Absolutely, because the executive branch is too powerful for their communist agenda.
But what they're saying is there are official acts as president that you are immune to.
That does not mean you're king.
You cannot be president and go assassinate someone on the street.
You will go to prison.
It has to be an official act.
That's all the ruling was.
And libtards, because that's why we call them libtards, they saw this ruling and they're like, oh my god, Trump is king.
He's going to just murder.
Because they were told to do that.
Because they're stupid.
The thing is, because Obama killed Americans.
Overseas.
And so they were given the CIA talking points to protect Obama because it's all about protecting Obama.
This ruling has been really good for Obama and George W. Bush and all the criminals.
No, it's not good.
They can't be prosecuted for official acts now.
You can't go after them.
Those were unofficial acts.
Not if it's a drone bombing, that's an official act.
Sending millions in pallets of cash to Iraq.
is not an official act.
That's true.
Because he didn't go through Congress.
You're right, so he can still be... Droning Americans on foreign soil is not an official act because that wasn't cleared with the military.
Those are not official acts.
All right.
And that's why they're given the CIA talking points because the CIA controlling the executive branch is not kosher neither.
No matter how many Jeffrey Epsteins you're doing business with, it ain't kosher.
Well said.
Let's wrap it up then.
What's your prediction for the next couple weeks?
Because this will air the day after tomorrow.
So we're pretty topical now.
My prediction is as follows.
They are... There's nothing they won't do to... I think all this shit is to cover the Epstein declass that came out.
They don't want us to know any of that.
And the shit that they put out, the Epstein thing, like, oh, Trump was there.
No, he wasn't.
And then they put out this 2025 thing, which has nothing to do with Trump.
It's just more disinformation, constant disinformation lies by the left, the deep state, the Democrats.
That's why someone as smart as David Pakman surprises me, because it's like the Project 2025.
I don't know if he talks about it, but a lot of times they're like, Trump's going to do it.
That's not Trump's campaign.
That's a different group, the Project 2025.
It's like a think tank, and that's their stuff.
There's nothing to do with Trump.
But they don't tell you that when they're libtards.
They go to the white women in the suburbs and gated communities that hate black people secretly, but think they're defending them, and they go, Trump's going to do this and do that.
And then they go crazy because they're MK ultra CIA, mind controlled, post traumatic idiots.
The truth is there is no link to Trump to 2025 and they won't tell you that.
There's also just like this immunity ruling, it didn't really change the law that much.
It just, it's kind of solidified that if it's an official act, you can't prosecute because Democrats will prosecute
Trump for everything.
Everybody have to be real clear about what's an official act.
Which is good.
And what is not an official act.
And Trump, what he did with the whole J6 thing, was an official act because it was a, what do they call the word?
It was a... Disputed election.
No, it was a, what did they say?
It was an insurrection.
Insurrection.
Yeah.
It was an insurrection against the sitting president, which was Trump.
And so look at the lies they've told about, they say it was an insurrection against what?
Biden wasn't even the president.
So it's like they are just all about mind control and bullshit.
Because they're protecting themselves because they know they're caught.
Well they have better lawyers and they're smarter.
Like Jovan Pulitzer is going to come on and said a great thing to me.
He said if you ever notice when Democrats talk or Bill Barr, they always say voter fraud.
There wasn't enough voter fraud over during the election.
Because there wasn't.
Voter fraud is when you as a voter commit fraud.
There are little peppered cases here and there.
He said, pay attention to it.
The thing we're concerned about in 2020 and 2024 going forward was the mass election fraud.
They never say election fraud.
They say voter fraud.
And Bill Barr goes, there wasn't enough voter fraud to turn over the election.
That's true.
There wasn't.
But there was a massive amount of election fraud.
And he just didn't want to touch it.
You got to pay attention to their language.
And if you're a Democrat today, And you're a David Pakman type where you think you're fighting the system.
Just do yourself a favor and just look into stuff for 10 extra minutes.
You think you're so good and you're fart sniffing and you're like, oh, I'm so smart.
Look at what I researched.
Just go 10 more minutes.
But they're a hero to the awfuls.
I don't think they do.
If you really want to help the minorities...
They're just fundraising whores.
If you really want to help minorities and you want equal opportunity in America...
They don't.
No, if you do, they did when they started, I believe.
I think liberals start with good intentions.
If you really care...
I don't think they do.
I think a lot of them do.
I was one, and looking back, I just wanted to speak in place of black people speaking
But you thought you were doing good.
I had white savior complex.
I know, but that comes from good intention.
It's horrible.
No, it don't.
It does come from good intention.
No, it wasn't.
I thought I knew better than all of them.
That's a good intention.
No, it ain't.
It's imperialism.
It's horrible, I'm just saying your intention is good.
It wasn't no good intention, it was like... Okay, maybe not for you.
Excuse me, bitch, I think I know how to speak for blacks better than you.
I was arrogant and out of touch when I was a Democrat.
No, of course.
And I realized that when I fucking had my...
Muslim and black women and men who were my campaign managers when I ran for president as a leftist, and seeing all them white goddamn leftists with their gray ponytails surrounding them and calling them racist, calling my people of color racist.
But see, now you're defending a minority that's surrounded by Jill Stein-type awfuls, so you are good and you're well intended.
That's a good intention.
Well, that's when I saw how awful they were!
I know, but I'm trying to tell you, if you really want to help, this is for David Pakman Types... And I have that on film for my Roseanne for President.
If you really want to help equal opportunity, you want to help minorities... Get out of the way and shut the fuck up!
I'll get this sentence out eventually.
I'm going to try again.
If you really want to help minorities and equal opportunity and make America strong, you have to vote for Donald Trump.
You cannot vote for the Democrat Party.
Period.
That's it.
Your intention's good.
Go to the place where it'll actually be better.
The only thing they can say about Trump is that he, you know, he gave tax breaks to the rich, which he did.
I don't like it.
Well, that creates jobs for fuck's sake.
That's a discussion we can have another show, trickle down.
I understand, but I also know the record of Trump.
Rich people only do shit for tax credits.
Of course.
And Trump, the economy was good in a lot of metrics under Trump.
There's some that weren't, but that's not the point.
The point is that it was better for middle class Americans.
And Democrats cannot admit that.
And it's fact.
They think middle class Americans and working class Americans.
Yeah, because they think they speak for them.
White savior.
And it's like, no, these people, people that are struggling in America want a job.
They think those people... They want a job.
They want jobs and they want— No, they think those people are privileged.
You used to say black people could not be racist.
We got in an argument over that 20 years ago.
You remember that?
Black people can't be racist.
Black people couldn't be racist.
Which is racist.
But now I think, oh God, at least they can be anti-Semite.
I'll tell you that much.
To say black people can't be racist is racist.
Why can't they be racist?
I think so too.
You're saying black people are different than the rest of us.
That's racist.
All people can be racist.
All people are racist.
And they're all fucking a bunch of anti-Semites too.
Even the Jews, for fuck's sake.
Even your co-host on this podcast is a little anti-Semite.
You?
No, I'm not.
Well, yeah, I don't like Semites, but when I say Semite, I'm talking about Muslims.
Oh god!
I hate those people.
I'm anti-Semitic to the Arabs.
Because they're Semitic too.
No, there's so many good Arabs.
I love so many Arabs.
So many Arabs love Judaism and Israel.
So many Jews love Muslim and Islam.
I'm just saying, the Semites, the tribal Semites, the kid-fucking terrorists that are Jews and Muslims, those Semites, I don't like them.
I like, you know, more cultured and... I don't like any pedos, no matter their color, race, or nationality.
That's why I don't like... They all gotta go.
Yeah, a lot of them have sex with children.
That's why I got this gun.
I say, join me and let's get rid of these fucking pedos.
Top to bottom.
All right, so ketamine we got.
We got the Joe Biden video.
I didn't even get to talk about ketamine.
Yeah, you did.
Can you talk about that more?
Is that too personal?
Because I don't like that you just do that.
I want to say, like, I see all these patterns.
Yeah.
And they're replicating and I go, oh my God, my brain is healing itself.
I think so.
And I see it on the wall.
My brain is healing itself of trauma.
That's great.
I'm creating new pathways and neural pathways So I don't have to live in that trauma anymore.
That's what I'm talking about!
And that's why I'm telling people, if you can find your way to get this kind of treatment, it's very beneficial.
I have to say, just from a little experience I've seen with you, just the way you're talking about trauma, if we gave every American Democrat ketamine, they would cease to be Democrats.
We would win.
And I'm not trying to be funny, we would, because theirs is all post-traumatic.
Stress disorder.
That's why they hate Trump.
That is what it is.
That's why they want him in jail.
He's Nazi.
That's why we call it Trump Derangement Syndrome.
We look at them like they're crazy.
Well, they are.
It's mental illness.
Well, because they're projecting their own shit.
Because they're post-traumatic.
Because they can't face their real dad.
So Trump is their... That's what it is.
Put them on ketamine.
They don't have any self-reflection.
They only have self-projection.
Because they're traumatized.
They're post-traumatic.
It's sad.
It's sad.
I don't like that a lot of Democrats have obviously been sexually assaulted by their dads or whatever.
Like, I don't like that.
That's sad.
Or their moms.
Or their mom watched it.
Or it was a neighbor.
Or it was their coach.
Like, that's what makes a Democrat.
They didn't have good families.
No, otherwise they'd be conservative.
Or otherwise they wouldn't be obese with pink hair.
For real.
It's true. No, that's what I want to do on this podcast.
Thank you. Let's tell the truth.
That's why all those land wells that are purple haired fucking shaved head like Rosie O'Donnell lesbian types. It's
like dude Oh my god, don't get me to go up on her because I don't
want the lesbian witch backlash I know, we won't, because I love Rosie.
Rosie was on my podcast back in the day, and she actually broke the news on my podcast that she had been sexually abused.
Now she goes around and talks about it all the time.
No, she said it for a long time.
Well, whatever, I'm taking credit.
That's what's more... don't take my thunder.
Her brother, too.
Don't take my thunder.
But she did say it, and I was like, of course, that's why I'm not mean to Rosie.
Everyone's like, go after her.
I'm like, no, no, she's... I'm not going to be mean to her either, even though she was mean to me.
Yeah, well, she's post-traumatic.
She's been sexually abused.
And that's why she's a liberal.
And that's why she's fat.
She armored her body so she wouldn't get sexually abused again.
That's why a lot of people are fat.
And that's why a lot of liberal women are purple-haired fatties.
That's why I'm fat!
It is!
No, it's true!
And you're admitting it now.
Thank you.
This is really going to help a lot of people.
Because you want a shield around your loins.
Yeah.
And that's also why they shave their head and look like hideous, like truck driving dykes.
Because they don't want a man to touch them.
That's what it is.
Like, why can't we tell the truth?
Why can't we tell the truth?
Liberals are a post- People aren't ready for that one yet.
Well, let's see how this airs.
Let's check the numbers on this show and see.
Because I think people are ready.
I think people look at a blue fucking libtard Landwell and go, that bitch is crazy.
Don't say Landwell.
Big fatty?
No.
Armored?
Say someone inflicting their obesity on everyone else.
Okay, thank you.
And Democrats in America, and leftist Jews, and all the people that are ruining everything great about America, just work on your issues.
Just say haters.
Just get on ketamine.
Go to the clinic, clear your mind.
It's like they told me, this is going to be like a car wash for your brain.
And that's exactly what it's like.
I'm getting rid of all the negative and I'm just flying high.
The lucky thing is I'm sleeping 18 hours a day and it couldn't be nicer.
I know it's great for me too because I live with you and it's been so quiet with you sleeping 18 hours a day.
That was not funny.
At all.
At all.
But I do enjoy the sleeping.
I'm happy you can sleep.
Can I tell you my whole life I've never been able to sleep or stay asleep or fall asleep without Add whatever that one was that made me send that stupid tweet.
What was that one?
Ambien.
Ambien Tool of the Devil.
But I've been going right to sleep and staying there for 17 or more hours.
No, you really have.
And having sweet dreams.
I think that they need to cut us a break.
I just want to say this for the ads the last few weeks.
I did the ads last week.
I can't prop you in here when you're sleeping post-ketamine for 17 hours to shoot ads.
And they need to let me do it because it's elder abuse.
Well, I only have two more treatments.
I know, but we have ads every week and it's like, they should just, I'm, you know, they should just allow you to fucking go through severe, this is an incredible treatment.
This is a horse tranquilizer you're having injected.
This is not like, you're not going, getting a massage.
I've had so much horse products put in my body over the years.
Remember I told you my mom took me to that diet doctor and he said, we're going to put the urine of a pregnant horse in you for, to stimulate your adrenal glands.
Yeah.
Did that work?
Yeah!
I lost 40 pounds.
All right.
Well, you've been losing weight on ketamine, too, because you've been sleeping through three or four meals a day.
Five or six meals.
I was saying three hours you sleep, so that's three or four meals.
I know.
I've been sleeping through five or six meals a day.
All right, well, let's wrap it up.
You were tremendous.
I'm going to let you go to bed.
We do have ads to do, but can you do them in the morning before ketamine?
Because once ketamine goes in your... All right, I'll do them right now.
You better hurry.
Well, we have to take a little break.
You can go smoke.
I'm tired.
I need a cigarette and I have to pee.
All right.
Hey, everybody.
You know what?
Don't be ashamed to ask for help because it's out there.
And I was ashamed.
I mean, I wasn't ashamed, but I was afraid to, like, Investigate ketamine, because all drug addicts are on ketamine and shit.
But under a doctor's care, it's been very helpful for me, so investigate it.
Yeah, and it is... I don't know if insurance covers it or the expense, but not everybody can... I don't know if you can or can't, but it's something to look into.
I hope you can get it.
And if not, you can also just do, you know, ketamine.
No, you can't.
Although my daughter, she told me, oh yeah, it helped me a lot.
I said, what?
She's 50.
She goes, yeah, I used to use it as a dance drug in the 90s and it really, after that I wasn't needing to take drugs anymore.
I'm like, What?
Yeah.
I knew she was a big fucking drug addict.
But she said ketamine got her off drugs.
Ketamine can.
But she didn't do it with a psychiatrist in the proper way.
I was joking.
Don't do drugs illicitly.
No, don't do any drugs.
But ketamine, you know, find a treatment.
There might be programs.
I highly recommend it so far, especially for post-traumatic.
Maybe we could start a fund for liberals on ketamine, because I'm not joking, I think if they do ketamine, they will free themselves of the trauma and they'll vote for Trump.
It's really good if you've got a lot of trauma and depression.
Yeah, you're a Democrat.
Right?
We can really save this country.
So anyway, wrap it up.
Alright, Trump 2024.
Do you think Trump's gonna win now?
I really don't know.
I mean, after I saw what happened in France, I mean, there's so many ways they can cheat.
Oh, they're going to cheat.
They're going to cheat.
That's why I'm saying, Biden has dementia and I'm like, we got a shot now.
That's how much they cheat.
That's what I was trying to say earlier.
Any other time this election would be, it'd be over.
Like you're going to vote for the guy or the guy with dementia.
That's the choice.
And they're like, shit, we really got to cheat now.
We got to fucking get illegal.
You know what?
It's up to the people who've never voted before in their life.
Yeah.
I always say, you know, just give it a try this once.
Just this once.
40% don't vote.
Just this once.
Do it and vote for Trump.
Just this once.
Just try it.
Just try it.
You got nothing to lose.
All right.
Thank you.
Bye.
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