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June 8, 2024 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast

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The Roseanne & Jamie Kennedy Experiment | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #51

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	Greetings, Earthlings, and human beings, and others, and all members of the animal kingdom attracted to the melodious tones of my fabulous voice.
	People send me videos of their animals sleeping peacefully in front of my podcast because they finally are hearing an intelligent voice piercing through the realm of bullshit on this planet.
	Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast.
	We have got a ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-banger of a show today in my quest of interviewing the greatest political minds that exist on the planet, comedians.
	We have a great one today.
	It's going to be so fun.
	Jamie Kennedy.
	Hi, Jamie.
	Hey, Rosanne.
	How are you?
	Good.
	How are you doing?
	I'm good.
	What an intro.
	I love that.
	You get used to it.
	Oh, thank you.
	She does every show.
	I just love to go flow, you know, in the flow.
	I love it.
	That's what I was going to show you about Lord Buckley, because he was all about the flow.
	He did this one bit called the Naz, and he's like, the cat, he talks like this, the cat was so hip, he was, they called him the Naz.
	And he's like rewriting the New Testament.
	It's just brilliant.
	I'll play it for you.
	But anyway, so being comics, I forgot this, that we had met at Skank Fest and I sort of remember, it was all a blur, but Jake said he met you at Skank Fest because I bumped you off the show and I had no idea I had done that.
	First of all, thank you for having me.
	And so, No, cause you were telling off camera, you were saying, I was watching your Tik Toks and I don't know any of your standup.
	And I said, well, we did a show together and you're like, where?
	And I was like, skank fest.
	And you're like, we did.
	And I'm like, you bumped me.
	So it was, it was already an amazing show.
	And I think it was Annie Lederman and then someone else.
	And then Ron White.
	Yes, you bumped him too.
	I think you bumped Ron and then you were supposed to do 12 and you did 38.
	Yeah.
	And people said, what do you want to do?
	And I said, I'm going to watch.
	And I said, she's a living legend.
	She can do 112.
	Oh, you're so sweet.
	It's the truth.
	And so you were there and then I waited and then I went up.
	And then I waited.
	And then, um, And then TJ Miller and then I think and Kurt, Kurt went up and then we were all in the back and you were smoking with Kurt.
	You were talking.
	We had a big conversation, but you don't remember it because it was probably a big strain.
	Yeah, he's got some killer pot.
	Amazing.
	His comes from Antarctica, I think.
	What?
	No, we talked about that.
	But you know what, Roseanne, I'm just thinking about this, adding to the list of amazing bumps.
	Uh, I was also bumped once by Rodney Dangerfield.
	So this is, these are honors to be bumped by Rodney, by you.
	I'm serious.
	And I would watch four hours.
	No, because Jerry said this amazing thing this week, Seinfeld.
	He said an amazing thing.
	And I think that you will so appreciate it.
	He said, there's no respect for the history of hierarchy in the world now.
	Meaning like, you know, everybody thinks.
	I'm not doing it justice, but he just said hierarchy is law.
	Of authority?
	Well, just a hierarchy.
	Like, you are one of my idols.
	You are one of our Mount Rushmore comedians.
	Oh, thank you.
	And when I started comedy, I remember you were at the improv eating your own salad.
	And I said, I said, is that Roseanne?
	They go, yeah, she's in the corner having a Roseanne bar salad.
	And you were there.
	I love that salad.
	It's an amazing salad.
	I've had it often.
	And George Lopez was on stage and he was working on a set for tonight's show.
	And Seinfeld was there talking.
	This is the early, early nineties when I was an open miker.
	And I think he was talking to Mark Schiff.
	And then there was like a whole class of other people that were openers over here.
	And then there's open micers like me just trying to sign up.
	And no one ever mingled.
	And there was a huge respect of different things.
	I'm not saying there isn't a respect now, but since everything is social media, we're all in the same pot.
	And I think people forget like, hello, you're what I call one of our, you're one of our white pandas.
	And that means like a very rare.
	Oh, thank you.
	I know what that means.
	Yeah.
	You're a very rare, like, you know, this is among us.
	So if You should walk in any club at any time, get on, do as long as you want.
	Well, I, I have done that, but I, uh, regretted it.
	You know, like I got real cocky in, uh, well, I did it with Tony, um, Hinchcliffe.
	Me and him, we did two and a half hours.
	That's amazing.
	It was amazing.
	And it was so fun, but he never shut up till I finally go, shut up!
	Cause I couldn't get a joke in for two and a half hours.
	I told about four jokes.
	No, I'm kidding.
	But we had such a blast.
	Which is the opposite of what happens when you go on Kill Tony, where you talk the whole time and he has to tell you to shut up.
	I know, I talk too much on that.
	Can we talk about the bump real quick?
	Because it was a funny thing for me when I was backstage with you and she was doing too long.
	Did you not notice, I've always meant to ask you, did you not notice the flashlight they were shining at you?
	I can't see!
	Well you went up, oh Dr. Drew also went up and Dr. Drew's like, Dr. Drew was there and he's like, She's running the light pretty good.
	And I go, she's a living legend.
	He goes, yes, she is.
	So it was a mix of everybody.
	But this is your third line in, don't you remember?
	You're not gonna remember because I know you do a billion cents.
	I forget things too.
	Is you did.
	I thought the bitch was white!
	It's true!
	I cried.
	I cried.
	And so Rosanne, I don't have it on here because my phone's charging.
	But my friend, my friend, my friend Kay Francis made He took AI and he put that music, your line, to like a hardcore... I've seen this.
	He didn't put it out yet.
	Maybe there's another one.
	But he put it out to like death metal and it's like, I thought the bitch was white!
	I've never heard it!
	Send that right now.
	Send that.
	Oh my god.
	Oh, I gotta send it to you.
	I'm gonna put that in the show.
	It's so funny.
	I thought the bitch was white!
	God damn it!
	I thought the bitch was white!
	I think it's the statement of the decade.
	I agree.
	I think it should be on shirts.
	I think it should be on fanny packs.
	Yeah.
	I think it should be bumper stickers.
	I think it's so funny.
	Because as I did think she was white, so suppose she is white because she is, you know, mixed.
	Yeah.
	So say her white half, just criticizing that half is what I was doing.
	Criticizing her white half.
	So if people would go, hey, she was criticizing her white half, then they might fucking get what the goddamn tweet was about.
	Yeah.
	I give up hope because, you know, it was an anti-Satanist tweet, and I heard you on Jesse Peterson, and he was talking about, you know God's real because you can see how much evil there is out there, right?
	You said that.
	I said this, and like, I'll give it to you simple.
	I've never been like a religious person, even though I was put through the Catholic school system.
	As you know, you said the marriage industrial complex, you can put that to the Catholic school industrial complex.
	You're always good about naming complexes.
	And I've never in my history in 54 years have seen more blatant satanic symbols.
	Yeah.
	Now I'm friends with some rockers and it's I don't worry about the guys that are like, that's a show.
	Yeah.
	Those guys go home and they order red lobster takeout.
	Yeah.
	They cut the lawn.
	That's exactly, that's cosplay.
	Okay.
	Right.
	To me, the real Satanists are You have to watch Rosemary's Baby again.
	It's the neighbors in all bright colors.
	And they go, hello, how are you today?
	Right.
	And so, but I don't listen.
	I'm not an expert on any of this, but there is a spiritual warfare going on.
	I'm not a crazy religious person.
	I'm not gonna make people that.
	No, but you can see it.
	I'm a rational person.
	You said in the music industry, we can all see it.
	They're shoving it down our throats.
	Roseanne, you're older than me.
	You know, no disrespect.
	Have you ever seen as much?
	Not like this.
	I mean, it was always hidden.
	Because I know there was satanic panic of the 70s.
	Yeah.
	But here's why it's so blatant, right?
	And I don't want to go down the rabbit hole, but I'll keep it simple.
	We do.
	So when they take a pop star, okay, who is light and bubbly.
	Yeah.
	And sweet and innocent.
	Sweet and innocent.
	And the third album in, they're all sudden dark red, red colors everywhere.
	There's a whole thing with red doors.
	Watch people's red doors.
	You can look at red shoes, all of this, this red, this satanic imagery.
	And I always go to Doja Cat because, and this is not a disrespect to her, I never met her.
	She is great.
	I think she's awesome.
	But her new song is an example of everything I think about because she was a hippie chick from the valley.
	Cute and sweet.
	Real poppy.
	Okay?
	And then the third album in, she's dressed as a demon.
	Not in a funny way.
	There's blood in the video.
	And then she's like, she's the devil.
	She's the devil.
	And it's all light and poppy.
	But what's that doing?
	It's the same guy that goes to his wife and he goes, I fucking love you so fucking much.
	Oh, I fucking love you.
	And because our idiotic society goes, Oh, it's words.
	And they have no idea about subtext or undercurrent or reading the room.
	So a motherfucker says, I love you, honey.
	And then he finds, you know, the wife's missing or the person goes, you know, I fucking hate you so much, but they're laughing.
	Words aren't the thing.
	It's the intention.
	Yeah, that's exactly what's being subterfuge.
	I agree.
	And you know what?
	But they're also trying to make it middle.
	They're trying to bring this radical idea and normalize it and run it right down mainstream.
	Make Main Street for the kids.
	They're after the kids.
	I agree.
	And you know what?
	It's like I want to talk, when I talk about this stuff, it's like people are so judgmental
	and that's why I like to go in it slow when you give people these ideas because they're
	But here's another great example.
	Target!
	Target, we all go to Target.
	First of all, Target, just look at Target.
	There's a new Target in Hollywood.
	Why, there's a lot of Targets recently.
	But if you look at Target at night, and that red beaming and all that, it looks a little weird.
	Like, you can read into it, right?
	But now Target did this whole thing, and I don't wanna get people mad, so I wanna figure it out.
	But I talked about it on my podcast.
	Satan respects pronouns.
	Yes, well said.
	And I'm like, What?
	They did that?
	You don't know about that?
	No!
	Oh, God, they had a whole clothing line for children from that little baby's age that you were just holding, that precious little baby in there, your granddaughter, up until like eight.
	And it had all of these like bright color cheery, like Baphomets and Ball and Lucifer.
	And they were but they were on these designs.
	And it said Satan respects Pronouns, and you know what goes along with that.
	And my first question is... Well, I agree with that.
	I think he does respect pronouns.
	I do, too.
	Well, I don't even think... I don't think he cares about them.
	I do.
	Do you know what I mean by that?
	Wait, let me finish what it was, though.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	Is that... No, no, it's good.
	Is that they basically were saying this thing with... You could have said anything.
	You could have said, SpongeBob respects pronouns.
	Snoopy respects pronouns, but they took the darkest entity in the history of our world.
	That's what we were raised as, right?
	There's nothing more dark than Satan.
	Right?
	So that's what I'm like, this is... No, he's saying they actually marketed that.
	They marketed it.
	They really did say Satan respects pronouns.
	Well, you know, they want to turn everything into backward day every day.
	That's what I think.
	Yeah, the upside down, the inversion.
	Well, my question is, so you do think Satan respects pronouns?
	Are you being serious on that?
	Yeah.
	What do you mean by that?
	I think it's all his invention, all this inversion and the perverse reverse, to undo common sense, to undo common sense, to subterfuge within families and communities.
	He likes chaos.
	Thousand percent.
	My question, by the way, how do you know it's a he?
	See, you just assumed Satan's pronouns.
	Um, but do you know what?
	Well, actually, I mean, some people say that it really is a woman.
	No, what it is is what you were saying.
	And I, I see what you're saying, but I actually have to disagree.
	I agree with everything about the chaos, but that's the whole thing.
	It's, it's whatever you want to be.
	That's what they say.
	The rule, Well, the goal is that they want to equalize men and women.
	Yes.
	But they actually are doing a subterfuge of the equality of men and women, which is prophesied.
	That's what happens when the Messiah comes.
	But they want to subterfuge that by turning everyone into a man.
	Or a man.
	Or a man into a woman.
	And erasing women as a class and a sex and a protected class.
	That's really what they're doing.
	And they're erasing women's rights.
	Rights to property.
	Rights, like it was in the feudal system.
	They want to return to feudalism.
	But what about men?
	Do you think they're making men weaker?
	Yeah, they're turning them to girls because they've got to equalize.
	Women more masculine, men more feminine, and then you get the bafflement.
	Yes.
	Right?
	Yes.
	And that's where you say, you know, there's breasts, but there's also hooves and there's... There's a wiener.
	It's a mix, yeah.
	Hits and a wiener.
	There also could be something else down there, you know.
	Yeah, there's always a wiener.
	It's always about wiener rule.
	In my mind, it's like wiener rule.
	Meaning wiener rules the world.
	Yeah, it's a cockocracy, I call it.
	It's such a double standard that whatever men do, there's one standard of judgment, but if women do the equal thing, there's more time in prison.
	It's true, in depth.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I did not know that.
	I don't know if it's out there anymore.
	Can I just say one thing?
	It's not equal in any way.
	Just to clarify, because I'm here to keep stuff on track.
	Okay.
	There are trans people that are legit trans people.
	100,000%.
	When we are talking about Satan and the movement, we're talking about the movement behind it, not I'm just talking about the tip of the pyramid, the spokespeople, the people that are getting rich on the misery of people like themselves, that they sell out and get money.
	Wait, what do you mean by that?
	Well, because everybody's talking like we're in a spiritual war and a civil war and everything like that, but what they fail to notice, tell me when I'm boring you.
	No, I'm listening.
	I'm taking it in.
	Uh, is that it's all intra-war.
	See how illiterate you are?
	Always read the room.
	That's comedy forever.
	Yeah.
	It's intra-war.
	Like, they've got blacks against blacks.
	Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	They got Jews against Jews.
	Yes.
	They have immigrants against illegal immigrants.
	They have whites against whites, because it's always white people saying, white people suck!
	If you notice that.
	Mm-hmm.
	They have... Liberals, like Berkeley types.
	Yeah.
	And, uh, then they have Black people that are married to white people saying white people suck too.
	That's the other weird thing.
	But it's all to get at each other so they don't have to do much to get rid of us all.
	Right?
	Meaning the elites.
	Yeah, they want us busted down to feudal slaves.
	All of us.
	So the best way of doing that is turn families against families.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	The breaking down of what you probably were raised with the traditional family.
	The trad.
	You know what the trad wife is?
	Yeah.
	Have you heard of that?
	Mine was weird, but I know what you mean.
	That means traditional.
	So the trad wife is the woman now.
	So the kicker for the chief's got in trouble because he made a speech.
	Do you know about that?
	Yeah.
	And he basically, I didn't hear the whole speech, but he's basically saying it's a, I don't know, maybe, I don't know if he made all women breeders, Well, he's a Christian and that was a Christian college, so he was giving a Christian speech.
	He was giving a Christian speech.
	At a Christian college, and of course the left went crazy.
	He was saying, hey, enjoy your feminism, be a woman, enjoy being a mother.
	But I don't know if he said, you know, you can't wear shoes.
	He was like, clean the house, be a homemaker.
	But people went crazy on it.
	But again, like, we have to look at things and look like As you do so brilliantly is nuance.
	Nobody gets nuance at all, which was my tweet.
	They don't get...
	Well, this whole movement is to take that away.
	At all.
	Roseanne, what social media has done is given everybody a voice and a lot of people should have laryngitis.
	No shit.
	Right?
	What a great line.
	Well, I tell woke people, you know, take an Ambien.
	Like it's just there's because it shows you how much people don't have a sense of humor and sense of humor is one of the seven forms of intelligence.
	Yeah.
	And so You can think you're funny, but until you get around the real funny people, and that's how you really learn, but you can be funny in your office.
	But there's so many people that just aren't funny.
	Just like today, I was on my way here and I stopped at Duncan.
	I hope I'm not calling out this girl.
	And she goes, can you move closer in the drive-thru?
	And I do.
	And I'm like this, and she goes, can you come closer?
	And I go, well, can you reach?
	She goes, I can't reach.
	And I go, well, I'm reaching.
	And she goes, I'm sorry, I can't reach.
	So then I opened the door, and I still, and then she barely reached.
	I go, you know, we both have arms.
	And she looked at me like I was a psychopath.
	Just reach.
	Is that the drama that happened you were telling us about?
	Yeah, that was one of the dramas that happened.
	Plus, there's fucking no satellites out here.
	I'm driving up here looking at my fucking abacus.
	I mean, it's hard to get a signal out here.
	Yeah, we're in the country.
	This is good.
	You're in a good spot.
	But there's no humor.
	Like, people today, a lot of people are like... They're just angry.
	They're angry.
	And they can't, and they don't forgive.
	This is like, I did this already.
	There's no forgiveness.
	No!
	There's no... There's no mercy.
	None!
	Not when you're targeted.
	Speaking of target.
	Yes!
	Right?
	Yes!
	Once you're targeted and named, there's no mercy.
	It's the jackboot time.
	Smashing your face right in the dirt.
	Like they're doing to Trump.
	That's what I feel like they're doing to Trump.
	It is.
	What do you think of this 43 37.
	37, whatever it is.
	I mean, it's all bullshit.
	There isn't even a crime.
	I did a whole rant about it and I tried to be very rational because I try to be like independent.
	I want, we have to coexist on this rock.
	You know what I mean?
	And people are just going more divided.
	So my opinion was you can give Trump and say he's got 37 Well, I don't even know enough about it, but I do know that the things were misdemeanors, some of them, and then they made a law to make them felonies.
	They changed the law mid-court, which is insane.
	So let's just say he has 30- I mean, that's Nazism.
	It's insane.
	You're correct.
	It's totalitarian.
	Yeah, everything is communism.
	The worst is Nazism.
	He has the 37 and people get real triggered.
	So you gotta give him a bone and you gotta say, okay, so he's got 37.
	All right.
	I'll give you that.
	Maybe he's guilty of all 37 things.
	I don't know.
	All right.
	Tearing the tags off his mattress.
	Yeah, that's one.
	So I said, that's fine if you're going to do that.
	All right.
	The, all three-letter agencies, the FBI, the CIA, and the DOJ, there was two bags of cocaine in the Lincoln Room, or somewhere in there, and that building, the White House, is the most secure, the most documented, the most filmed place on the planet, probably besides the Kremlin and the Vatican.
	Right.
	Would you agree with that?
	I do.
	And so, we have the most documented Right.
	on the internet besides Tony Montana.
	If Tony Montana is the number one coke head, two is Hunter Biden.
	Right.
	Documented.
	Right.
	But Hunter Biden's worse.
	Okay, so let's give him number one.
	You're giving him the crown?
	Yeah, over Tony Montana.
	Because Tony ain't real.
	So you give him the crown.
	So we have the most decorated cokehead, the son of our present president, and Two bags of cocaine.
	In the White House.
	In the White House, and the three biggest letter agencies, okay?
	You might as well throw Mossad in there, okay?
	They'll be the fourth, right?
	Well, they're part of the three.
	I know what you're saying.
	So you have the most secure in the world, and not one shred of evidence, one shred of whose cocaine it is at all.
	I think it's Jill's.
	It could be!
	No, I'm kidding.
	Keep going.
	But here's what I want to say.
	And so I talked about this on my Instagram and I said, Trump's got 37, throw the every book at him.
	Can we look at this other crime and just go, why?
	Why is there no...
	Yeah.
	I like when Biden stole all the documents and he didn't ever have clearance to take because he wasn't even the president.
	And they go, ah, he's old.
	But Trump was the president and, you know.
	A hundred percent, Roseanne.
	Biden gave them the right to shoot to kill if Trump resisted.
	You knew that, right?
	No.
	Yeah, read it.
	He included the right to use lethal force on Trump if he resisted.
	Well, if Secret Service showed up and they also did a no knock, they showed up in plain clothes and had the right to shoot.
	So you're at Mar-a-Lago and all of a sudden 50 people roll up dressed like me with guns.
	But they're more hardcore than ATF.
	Yeah.
	These are ex-secret service.
	These are SEALs.
	So you're telling me- I don't think they're SEALs.
	This is fact.
	This came out.
	They're not SEALs.
	No, they're not SEALs, but they have the inten- they're not SEALs.
	I don't mean that to the SEALs.
	I'm saying they have the intensity.
	They're, they're just, they're not basic sheriffs.
	They're way higher.
	So you're telling me, no disrespect to the SEALs.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	You can Google it.
	It's fast.
	So why isn't that talked about anywhere?
	Because the media is owned by, they own the media.
	Well, we know, yeah.
	So we know that.
	It's state run media.
	It's just like, it is the Kremlin.
	Yeah.
	I mean, this government is the Kremlin and they own the media.
	So, so on that point, I did this thing and I said, you could, Trump can be guilty of all these things, but can we do that?
	And I said, can you just tell me in your heart of hearts that you do not see a biased two-tiered justice system?
	And people went crazy.
	They could not fathom the fact that, well, he's not up for being the president.
	It's his son.
	It doesn't matter.
	A crime is a crime.
	If it's a jaywalk and it's a fucking theft.
	How about they prove Biden took millions from China?
	They proved that.
	And from the Ukraine too.
	Now he told the Ukraine, go ahead and attack Russia.
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	We take those liver health pills.
	But, you know, we throw everything in our liver.
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	He's like, I'm not gonna win so we might as well fucking have a nuclear war because I'm
	never gonna be exposed.
	Me and Hillary and Obama and Bush, we're never getting exposed, so let's blow up the world.
	The Hunter Biden laptop.
	Because Trump might win.
	Don't forget that.
	Wait, I know.
	There's so many different things going on.
	This thing you're saying, you're not the first person I've heard say this.
	Are you really saying that?
	Yeah.
	It's obvious.
	To never get exposed.
	That's what they're doing.
	They'll blow the world up.
	Yeah, that's why they haven't released the Epstein list or any of it, because they're all on it.
	And even worse.
	Yeah, so my question is this.
	Where do they go?
	Do they go to their bunkers?
	Yeah.
	When?
	You mean when the bomb hits, you mean?
	Yeah.
	They go underground to the cities they've built with the space money.
	There's underground cities.
	What, uh, it's called, um, it's called, uh, there's a term for it.
	Oh, DUMBS.
	DUMBS.
	Yeah, that's where, that's where they're all set up with the money they stole from us to say we're going to the moon and all that shit.
	Scientologists, too.
	They're building a spaceship underground.
	Yeah.
	But, uh... Not just the government.
	Well, they're CIA.
	Anyway, so, yeah, that's where they're going to go, underground, where they... I mean, I've heard this, but the way I, I believe you're always... All the way to Antarctica.
	Wait, I know that you're ahead of the curve with all this stuff.
	So we have to go slow for the basics in here.
	So where did you... Because this is so perfectly detailed and makes complete sense to me.
	You know, all the wars we're fighting right now are subterranean.
	Did you know that?
	No.
	Yeah.
	Meaning?
	All the wars we're fighting across... Underground.
	Yeah, everything's underground.
	Like an example?
	That's what Putin is destroying in the Ukraine, all the underground labs.
	You gotta do it on Allegedly Mom.
	I mean, allegedly.
	This is her theory.
	Yes, no, wait, so.
	I read military, I read declassified military stuff.
	Where do you get them?
	Online.
	Online, okay.
	So I think that, why would they put it out if they don't want people to know?
	Declassified.
	It's declassified.
	Who declassifies it?
	Trump.
	Okay, so he did that.
	Well, a lot of people can declassify.
	Trump declassified.
	Did you see this new thing that AI is going to do?
	What?
	And I want to go back to that because I don't want to lose our thought.
	They're going to be able to unredact statements.
	Unredact.
	How?
	Yes.
	You mean take away the redaction?
	Yes.
	Oh my god, that would be fantastic.
	Unredact.
	I just read about it.
	Fantastic.
	I just saw it last night, yes.
	Makes sense.
	The people will not be denied.
	Unredactable.
	So the redacting is now... I don't even know how they would do that, but whatever.
	Well, it's AI.
	Yeah, but if it's a black, it would have to fill in.
	It'll be like Jeopardy, maybe.
	It sounds like it would.
	I mean, dude, come on, they could do anything.
	AI could assume what's in the black box, but it won't know what's in the black box.
	But maybe it can.
	I mean, I'm with you.
	Well, because AI is the devil.
	So, of course, the devil knows everything.
	We're going all over the place.
	But we do have to do AI versus AI.
	You want to go back to dumps?
	So wait, so... I'm like a judge here.
	The under, the under... Underground warfare.
	Warfare.
	The lab things I heard that there's a ton of like, there's a ton of like labs to do the gain of function and all that stuff.
	So... It started in Ukraine, then they send it over to China.
	So, yeah, I mean, there was a thing today I was watching on the plane to come here.
	Did you see that it's Pelosi and Kerry and I can't remember who else's son is over there owning them labs with our tax money?
	Well, they're on the board of Burisma.
	I did not see that.
	Burisma.
	I did hear that.
	And they're subsidiaries.
	Subsidiaries.
	Subsidiaries, which are pharma.
	You said all warfare is being done underground.
	You have to explain this.
	Oh, yeah.
	All warfare.
	Not all, but most warfare is being fought to blow up tunnels.
	That's why Israel went into Gaza and Rafah.
	There are tunnels.
	To expose the tunnels.
	And they exposed the holy hell out of them.
	You'll never hear any of this on the news, but, you know, 500 Three to five mile long tunnels, like we have here, from coast to coast, for moving, you know, illegal things, and children, and human slaves, and organs, and all the things they make money on, drugs, weapons.
	You know, it's the cartels.
	They own our country.
	So you're saying that those tunnels have been exposed?
	Yeah, they've been laid bare in Gaza and it's just amazing if you go online and read about those tunnels in Gaza.
	Under every elementary school, in children's bedrooms, under every hospital is a terror tunnel that all leads, this is what they just exposed in Rafah, and the Rafah gate that Egypt keeps those people who are mostly Egyptian, they won't tell you that, but they mostly came from Egypt in the 60s to take jobs in Israel.
	But anyway, Right under that Rafah, you know, barbed wire where they don't let none of their own people back in is a tunnel that runs right under it.
	So they'll bring people in and out of Egypt to get, you know, replenish weapons and drugs.
	So you're saying this is- And Israel laid them all bare.
	When they say it destroyed Gaza, no, it didn't.
	It's like about a 10 square block area where all the tunnels were.
	And the same in Rafah.
	They say, oh, it's children.
	Well, that's because they put them kids there.
	But they took people to safety and warned them to leave before they did it.
	And the whole aim of it was to expose those tunnels of terror.
	And man, do they go everywhere, from Iran, everywhere.
	So we can see the blueprint of how terror works to control the world, including in our own country.
	So it's a huge, huge thing that these people who built those tunnels and make a lot of, you know, go from like what their salary is, what, $150,000 Pelosi a year, who owns vineyards and is worth $250 million.
	With their insider trading that they're allowed to do because they passed that law.
	But, you know, they're just thieves and prostitutes hired by lobbyists that run our government.
	And they all work for cartels, mostly.
	Or they are the cartel.
	Or they are the cartel.
	It's just organized crime.
	A lot of people think cartel is just, you know, Mexican street gang.
	No, it's RICO.
	It's in Senate.
	It's in Congress.
	It's cartel, RICO cartel.
	It's criminals.
	It's, you know, the mafia.
	Right.
	In many guises, all over the world.
	But yeah, when we see how it works and how this, you know, I hate to say octopus because Nazis always called Jews the octopus, but these tunnels are the tentacles of an octopus that exists for the worst, most nefarious, satanic, devil, evil destruction of human beings.
	Ever!
	Worse than ever before, including back in the medieval times.
	They just perfected it.
	These type of people that are nothing but criminals and they're tuned into the lower shit, you know?
	That's all they care about.
	Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, you know?
	There's no us.
	There's no empathy.
	There's no love.
	There's no connection to anything living.
	They hate living things.
	Those are just shit they can torture and feel powerful over.
	They hate life, you know?
	What do you think, Jamie?
	What are you thinking?
	I mean, we jumped down.
	I said we'll go slow down the rabbit hole.
	We don't go slow here.
	It's the Roseanne Barr podcast, baby.
	Oh, I live down there.
	She is the rabbit hole.
	Wait, so let me ask you, you didn't say allegedly with any of that.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly, there wasn't anything to say.
	These are just my ideas.
	These are just in my head, how I see.
	But a lot of it was true.
	I want to go back to the tunnel thing.
	Yeah.
	That is true.
	That is a factual thing?
	Because I haven't heard, I haven't seen that anywhere.
	I'll show you the picture.
	What specifically are you asking is factual?
	Meaning that you said all these tunnels were exposed.
	And there are tunnels.
	And Israel exposed them.
	A lot of them were.
	So how come the media didn't say that?
	Because the media is from Israel, wouldn't you say?
	No.
	Oh, it's not?
	Oh no, the left hates Israel.
	It used to be.
	It did in the 50s.
	You haven't noticed a change in the media coverage of Israel?
	I noticed that The number one thing you couldn't do, how can I say this?
	You can't.
	The number one, like if you're gonna go on the oppression matrix, in Hollywood, the number one oppressed was the Jew.
	That's changed.
	You could never, but now the Jew seems higher up and now it's... I don't know, the Jew's a white colonizer now.
	Yeah, they're getting criticism.
	Yeah.
	Which they never got in Hollywood, I remember.
	It was a joke.
	Everyone jokes about everybody.
	What I'm saying was like, that was like, no, you don't say this.
	And now there's underneath.
	That's all they say.
	Jews ran the media up until probably 15 years ago.
	Yes, but that's what I'm saying is that you could make jokes and all this stuff, but the The Jewish Jews were the most... they were the most... how can I say it?
	Protected?
	I would say protected, but just that you... Everybody was too sensitive.
	Well, everybody was like, hey, you know, we have to respect the horrible history of what happened to the Jews.
	And now I feel like...
	People are like... Ah, fuck that!
	Yeah!
	So you got raped and you had to get over it.
	And now the new, more oppressed is, I guess, Gaza.
	Well, that's what they want us to think.
	You know, it's all like all of us are.
	Of course, any kind of human suffering is horrible and unnecessary.
	And I think all war is unnecessary, too.
	We're way past that.
	Come on.
	So wait, Rosanne, so you say so much, you gotta go slow.
	I like to really examine things, but I like what you're doing.
	Have you noticed you can't really critique the Muslim Brotherhood or Islam anymore?
	That's who you can't critique.
	You see a difference in the last five, ten years?
	Uh, yeah.
	Okay, that's all I'm asking.
	Yes.
	Here's the thing, is that I was driving here and I was thinking, no group or gender or person should be beyond reproach.
	Right. That's right.
	100%.
	Because that's feudalism when you can't say the emperor is naked.
	Well, and I was thinking of a joke on the way here, and I know lots of trans people,
	and you have to live your truth or whatever. My whole thing is like, I hate that if you make a
	mistake, you know, there's no like forgiveness of like, hey, you know, I'm a cisgender white
	I'm like, yo, hold on.
	You had a beard.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't know you were a woman.
	You know what I mean?
	We're learning these things.
	No disrespect.
	But I was thinking like trans or like the Jews, like you couldn't really make jokes about Jews.
	Right.
	Do you agree with that?
	They would get sensitive.
	Yes.
	I'm asking a Jew.
	Yes.
	And now trans, I thought were like that.
	No, we always made fun of Jews.
	We make jokes, but you have to respect certain things that were very dark in the history of the Jews.
	You couldn't say... If you said Jews ran the media or anything... Everybody said that.
	No, but when you... I've seen this.
	I'm being more objective.
	When I've seen it in the last 20 years, you were kind of jumped on as anti... The term anti-Semitic Everyone else is racist.
	Well, that's the new racist.
	Well, what I'm saying is there used to just be like racist or prejudiced, but anti-Semitic had its own term, TM, that was unique to the Jews.
	No one else could claim that except for maybe Islamophobes.
	Because it's the only hate that wants total annihilation.
	What I'm saying is... People hate blacks, but they don't want to totally wipe them from the earth.
	Yeah, but that's just called racism.
	But anti-Semitism has annihilation at its core.
	I understand, but I'm just saying they were a little bit Jews were a little bit more sensitive about being joked about 10, 15 years ago.
	Well, I hung out with Jews, and we told the worst jokes about Jews as anybody.
	Yeah, but if you had a white guy come in here... Well, we wouldn't take it out of our group, just like black people tell the worst shit about their group, but they don't go tell white people any jokes.
	This is an interesting thing.
	Right.
	Well, no, I have to... I agree, but I disagree.
	I agree with what you're saying, but I'm just saying there was a...
	Because you just said the Muslim Brotherhood thing.
	By the way, we're really... Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast, Jimmy.
	No, I disagree.
	We're just talking.
	We're just sharing ideas.
	Whites would make jokes about blacks.
	Blacks would make jokes about whites.
	Asians always got shit on.
	Mexicans always got shit on.
	Jews got shit on up until a point.
	By other Jews, usually.
	And not on Jews.
	Right.
	I think that's true.
	I've heard Jew jokes, but- Of course you have.
	I'm not saying- I'm saying it was sensitive.
	Would you agree it was a little sensitive?
	I've heard the worst.
	Of course, but- Well, I agree with you.
	I agree with you.
	Are you talking about in the media?
	Yes.
	Well, just- No, like- Okay, here's an example.
	Your tweet- You got canceled because- Was your tweet- They said it was racist.
	It was racist.
	Okay.
	So, okay, here's an example.
	How can I do this?
	Do you think Gina- Carano should have been canceled.
	No.
	No.
	No one should be canceled.
	Exactly.
	No one should be canceled.
	No one should be canceled.
	If they apologize.
	Okay.
	Do you think what she did was so bad that she should apologize?
	She, she made an equivalence of something and it really pissed people off.
	She equivalated, she equivaled, false equivalency, false equivalence.
	She said something about the, um, The Holocaust, which is a thing you should not fuck with.
	Yeah, you shouldn't tell jokes about that.
	She didn't tell a joke, but she was just talking about certain things.
	About how lockdowns and such were... Although I do know a great Holocaust joke.
	It's so funny, and these are jokes I heard, but it's like...
	Three Jews are blindfolded, it's the Holocaust, and they're going to get shot by the Nazis, you know?
	And so they go, do any of you... Of course, this would never happen, that they'd say, do you have last wish?
	Because they just shot him.
	But the joke goes, do you have any last wishes?
	And one of the guy goes, I'd like to have a cigarette.
	And the other Jew goes, don't make trouble!
	That's funny.
	Wait, are we doing these jokes?
	Yeah, I know some great ones.
	This is one of my early ones, was a priest and a rabbi are on a corner, and they see a 10-year-old boy.
	I know, this is my favorite joke.
	No, I love this joke.
	This is our favorite.
	I won't finish it.
	Okay.
	And the priest says, let's fuck him.
	And the rabbi says, out of what?
	Yeah.
	I mean, those are like fourth grade jokes that I heard.
	I love this one.
	That's my favorite joke.
	A priest, a minister, and a rabbi.
	Yeah.
	They're talking about how they give charity.
	The priest goes, oh, well, we give 10% off the top whatever we earn.
	Oh, that's a good idea.
	Then the minister, well, you know, we pass around the hat every Sunday at church, the Jew.
	We throw all the money up in the air.
	We figure what God wants, he'll keep, and what comes down is ours.
	Mine are too dark for you guys, I think, so.
	Wait, I have my thought.
	I just had my thought.
	Okay.
	It's like this.
	Here's, can I say this?
	No, we should get off this topic.
	Because a simple.
	Dissipate hate.
	And the only thing that can do that is laughter.
	Yes.
	And we are here to increase love and dissipate hate.
	And that's why we're comics.
	Am I right?
	A thousand percent.
	What were you saying?
	Oh, I was just saying is that.
	Great point.
	That's amazing.
	I want to comment on that.
	On the Jewish thing and that topic is I do feel that sometimes if you said certain things and you're
	like, hey man, the fuck it, give me that deal point. You took an
	extra deal point. They go, oh, you, you, you're anti-Semitic. Like there was a, there
	was a sensitivity there.
	Do you agree with that? I guess so.
	Well, I always said, I always said, no, I know of all people.
	No, but I always... Wow!
	Because I always said to my lawyers and my agents, you Jew bastard, get me that fucking money!
	Right.
	I mean, that's how we talk to each other.
	We can't do that outside our... But I always go, you Jew bastard, it's like the N-word.
	Anyway, all I'm saying is, I always knew that the Jewish people were very much, you do not say certain things.
	You don't fuck around.
	No, we don't.
	We're brutal.
	She can't.
	I'm with you.
	You understand what I'm saying?
	Of course.
	I'm with you.
	How about this?
	How you talk about trans now, I have to be very sensitive.
	That's how it used to be for non-Jews.
	Oh, for non-Jews.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I totally agree.
	For non-Jews.
	Oh, I totally get it.
	Okay.
	Jeez.
	That took us eight seconds.
	I get it.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't get it.
	But every group could make fun of blacks.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I can't make one of blacks.
	Oh, Roseanne, every group makes one of Mexicans.
	Asians got shit on.
	What I'm saying is, that's what I'm saying.
	It was in the group.
	Oh, I get it.
	It was in the Jews can do it, but no one else.
	You're like in the 80s, 90s, you're talking.
	Yes!
	Fair enough.
	So now I feel the Palestinians or the Gaza or whatever, they're the new Jew, meaning that you cannot.
	They oppress.
	That's super oppressed.
	It's like the Richard Pryor bit.
	The connalizing.
	Which I can't say the new and.
	Which and I don't even know enough about it.
	I mean people are getting canceled just for even talking about that.
	I don't even know enough about the shit.
	But it's like how, I can't even begin to talk about that.
	Because I don't know how do you resolve something.
	I've never seen anything in my entire life in this business, 35 years, okay.
	Where if you even, I know people that are hardcore Jewish and I know other people that are Muslim.
	Yeah, I hear too.
	And there are people.
	There's just not even a starting.
	If you don't just go absolutism on some of these things, it's a non-starter.
	But with me, with my Muslim friends, we're like, me and my Jewish friends, we're like, you're this and that and why do you do this and that?
	Because they can talk.
	Yeah, we have common ground.
	But the basic, what's being presented in the media is zero common ground.
	Of course.
	Well, they don't want none of us to have any connection to anyone else, because we might defend them.
	Right.
	Yeah, so you said something so deep, and I don't know if I'm going to interview you, but...
	What do you think is going to happen then in November?
	I agree with you.
	I've never been so lucky to be a comedian.
	I hate labels.
	I've never seen audiences so hungry to laugh.
	I know, isn't it great?
	And you can tell me better than I because you have a longer career.
	Yes, it's incredible.
	I've never seen nothing like it.
	Okay, that's incredible.
	That's incredible because I'm not crazy then.
	Thank you.
	It's almost like a gospel of like, they're like, please, and I want it when I go up there.
	I don't do some dark jokes unless I really have them couched in some sugar, because I don't want to ruin their day.
	I want people people are dying for an escape.
	And I want to give it to them.
	I feel bad.
	You know, plus the fucking eggs are $9.
	And their fucking gas is 25 bucks.
	And it's like, I want, they're spending a lot of money.
	So I want them to feel good.
	So you're on the belief of like, I am that we cannot, that we are almost doing this.
	I feel like- We're the political voice of today.
	Yes.
	That's why I wanted to talk about all this with you because we're the only truth tellers.
	I agree.
	We're not like politicians or nothing.
	We can go deep and we can, you know, talk to people and, you know, it's just our task right now is like... And we have to!
	We do have to.
	Nobody else is doing it.
	We have to.
	I agree with you, Rosanna.
	Like, I agree with you, like, and people, I've never had in my shows, like, people come up to me.
	I do have some people walk out when I do certain jokes about politics, and I have other people that go, I just love you.
	Like, keep pushing, keep pushing.
	And I'm not trying to be an asshole.
	I'm trying to find a common ground of unity.
	Yeah.
	And I do feel people's desperation of, let's connect.
	And I've never felt that before until recently.
	Yeah, I really feel that too.
	It's beautiful.
	It's like, I also feel that they're like, well, cause they've known me for a long time and I'm kind of grandma now, you know?
	So they're like, knock it down, grandma.
	Let's burn the bitch down.
	That's how I feel when I go on.
	I'd be like, shit, I wished I was old for longer.
	I wish I'd been old since my thirties.
	You know what I mean?
	Your knowledge and your wisdom.
	Well, I look at you- But just like what they let me say.
	Well, I don't think there's a lot of people that don't want to let you say this stuff.
	You have tons of pushback, but what I love, that's why you're so brave because you just keep going.
	More so today!
	of a fuck and you have blazed a trail and made it people like you've empowered people like me
	you know what I'm saying? More so today. Because you're fucking holding a fucking flamethrower
	and you're going I mean you went up at skank fest and comics that are 20 to your age and
	older and you fucking said the most edgiest shit of anyone.
	And you fuckin' blazed and burnt that motherfucker down!
	I wanted to show them kids, here's what you do.
	Yeah.
	And I was like, you know, uh, cause I felt sorry for them that they was being so squashed and, you know, I felt like, here comes Granny.
	You weren't.
	You weren't.
	You're so highly respected.
	It was wonderful.
	It's incredible.
	I was the skankiest skank of all.
	That's why the festival is so beautiful, because it brings all different types of people.
	Wasn't it great?
	It was incredible.
	From the edgiest, like, hardcore New York comics, to media, like, you're a legacy media superstar, you know?
	I've had success in legacy media, but I also Play and you know, edgy comedy club.
	So it's a mix.
	So it's like they brought everybody in, you know, it was so fun.
	Just to look out there and see, you know, I love the mix when it's every color, shape and size and age.
	I love that more than anything in the world.
	Cause it feels like, uh, and naturally inclusive.
	They just want, it's funny.
	And it came in all shapes and sizes and genders and whatever.
	Yeah.
	Some people, you know, some people.
	In dragging some people trans.
	I like when you can't tell the difference between anybody laughing.
	It's just one great sound, you know?
	Yes.
	That's an alchemic saying, you know?
	That comedy brings the world.
	And we all have to thank Mitzi Shore, because she was really the mother of it all.
	You know?
	Really in so many ways.
	I like what you're saying about the alchemy of laughter.
	Can you go into that a little bit more?
	I thought that was so... Well, you know, laughter does heal, and so everybody laughing with each other is the way to dissipate hate, like I said before.
	Right.
	So, instead of being angry and woke, which means angry and tight-assed, something's up their ass, for real, and being angry and full of hate, Laughter releases all that hate, and then you can, like, see another person as your equal.
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	Today!
	It's actually really good.
	A thousand percent.
	Isn't it great to be a comic?
	It's incredible.
	It's, it's, it's a gift and I do it for way different reasons than I ever did it before.
	Really?
	When was the, first of all, when did you know you were funny?
	Nine, ten, class, getting in trouble, saying something, the whole class laughs.
	So I was like, oh, okay, that worked.
	Teacher got more mad.
	excepted from peers and my mother was like, you know, she was like fancying herself a little regal, which she was.
	And I was kind of an accident five or six years between me and my last sister.
	There was a bunch of, they were all closer in age.
	And I took magic classes as a kid.
	And she had these little like brunch sessions and finger sandwiches and I'd come down,
	she'd dress me up, put me in the penguin suit, you know, a little, and I'd do like the little ball trick
	the cards.
	And then she will wheel me off again.
	That's like why I figured out the other day why I like quiche because I ate a lot of quiche when I was like 10 with all these old ladies.
	And, and they would laugh, you know, sometimes they thought I was crazy.
	And then I was as I was older, I think it was in junior high-ish, that area where I just made like a really one of the prettiest girls laugh.
	And I said, there's something going on here.
	Cause I was starting to hit puberty.
	And it wasn't so much that she said it was funny.
	She's like, you're crazy.
	She's like, you're crazy.
	But I could see the excitement in her eyes and that she could see.
	And this was like this really hot girl.
	And I was like, I don't know what's happening, but there's something here.
	But being able to disarm a woman through laughter, you know what I mean?
	And then it goes, you know, to people, you can disarm an assailant with laughter, you can disarm a bank loan officer with laughter, you can disarm, you know, I've had weird things in my life happen to me, you can, you need to get on an airplane, the gate agent, you know, try to make them laugh to get make sure they keep the plane.
	So That became a tool.
	And so it started probably nine.
	But when I started comedy, like what I was saying earlier, I had tons of heroes that were comics.
	I'll never forget when your show debuted, 1985, Bears Super Bowl, ABC, 39 years ago on ABC.
	You came after the Bears.
	It was an amazing Super Bowl.
	It was the year of Super Bowl show.
	That's right.
	And you came on and it was, you know, you did like 40 million or something.
	It was insane.
	Yeah.
	And you did 89.
	Maybe.
	Not to ruin your memory.
	Yeah.
	Maybe.
	It was 88.
	It was 88.
	Okay.
	So maybe it wasn't the Bears then.
	It was a Super Bowl.
	It was, yeah.
	It was a Super Bowl.
	And you did a huge number and you were born.
	And at that time, because you I mean, the lineage was, to me, Lucille Ball, Mary Tyler Moore, you.
	Yeah, but Marlo Thomas was in there, too.
	Remember that?
	Marlo, and obviously Joan Rivers, but I'm saying from TV.
	Yeah.
	You know what I'm saying?
	And there's different, like, you know, different other people I'm leaving out.
	So what was the goal when I came out to Hollywood was you and then Tim Allen.
	Yeah.
	Blazed it.
	ABC's the hottest place in the world.
	And then... Fired both of us.
	It's insane.
	And then Alan, this is what I said.
	I don't want to lose my thought, but like, that's why I said, this is how crazy the world is when Tim Allen and you are considered like these crazy right wingers.
	It's like you used to be on a set in Burbank.
	Yeah.
	We work in Hollywood with gay, straight, black, white, trans.
	You know, Filipino, gluten-free, whatever you want to say.
	We all got along.
	We all went to the same fucking Emmys parties.
	Right.
	People all did the same coke, you know, or whatever.
	I mean, there was no, it was, everybody did their thing, but we could still coexist at the craft service table.
	Right, exactly.
	That was it.
	So when I started, not to make a long story short, is that every comic was looked upon as to get a holding deal because they want him to find the next Roseanne, the next Tim Allen, the next Ellen, the next Um, Grace Under Fire, uh, Brett Butler, Brett Butler.
	And so that's why I started.
	Wow.
	Because, but I love comics.
	I was raised on you as Eddie Murphy, Rodney, Richard, you know, George Carlin.
	And then once I got attention, I didn't get a show.
	I had a couple of pilots.
	Then I got really busy as an actor, but then my agent started sending me out to colleges and corporates.
	And I just, it went from being seen to To then having enough time to make a lot of money.
	So I would do tons of colleges.
	And I woke, you know, God rest his soul, Bob Saget let me open for him at some colleges.
	So that's how I, my 15 became 18, you know?
	And Craig Shoemaker and, you know, Rick Overton and these different guys.
	And then I- I love Rick.
	Amazing.
	And I, crap, crap, crap.
	So then it was money for a while.
	And then do a couple of specials.
	And then it just got cold and weird from the transition from DVD sales to social media.
	And then with podcasting, it became a new form again.
	Yeah, that's how I feel too, exactly.
	And then with the fucking ruler's thumb on our necks, and me wanting to go in for a TNT show.
	And they said, well, Jamie's not really gay.
	You can't go in for a gay guy.
	And they said, well, He can act gay and they go, we want an authentic gay man.
	And my agent's like, I don't know what he does at seven.
	You know, every good at 7 p.m.
	to get, you know what I mean?
	Like, and they wouldn't see me.
	So with the changing of that, like.
	But yet every straight guy is played by a gay guy.
	Yeah.
	A hundred percent.
	But they don't know it.
	They can't tell.
	Yes.
	But anyway, but then all this stuff happened.
	And then the pandemic and probably since 2017, I've become a different person.
	Like I've just been like, I call it the Great White Wokeness of 2017.
	And I'm like, The Great White What?
	The Great Wokeness.
	Oh, the Great Wokeness.
	It started with, you know, with Cosby, who's a little before that.
	Mm hmm.
	And then Harvey.
	Me too.
	And I'm not saying those guys should not be exposed.
	100% they should.
	You're talking about the Me Too movement.
	Me Too started it, but then- Mike Tyson calls it the U2.
	Yeah, the U2 movement.
	I love that.
	I think that's very apt.
	The U2 movement.
	That's so- Yeah, it is true.
	Dead on.
	Dead on.
	We exposed monsters, right?
	But there was also some overcorrection, and for some of us it was like, yo, what about you?
	You know what I mean?
	But then that was like...
	Wait a minute, you went over to his house at 3am wearing only a mink coat to get a job?
	I thought it was an audition!
	These Me Too whores.
	They said that Harvey jerked off in a palm tree.
	Yeah, a plant.
	A planted palm.
	You got in a lot of trouble for that one.
	Oh, I got it.
	I got to hear that.
	These me too whores.
	I said that.
	She called them me too.
	I got in trouble.
	Yeah.
	Well, they said that Harvey jerked off in a palm tree.
	Yeah, a plant, a planted palm.
	Really?
	Yeah, but then you could go a palm tree.
	Um...
	He would make women watch him jerk, just like what got Louie in trouble.
	Louie at least asked.
	They wanted to be part of Louie's sexual world.
	They wanted to be part of Louie's sexuality.
	So you got in trouble for what?
	Which time?
	Because I said these Me Too whores.
	No, you said these neat two whores go up to a Hollywood executive's office.
	I know what women do to get a job.
	I mean, I've been in show business a long time.
	I couldn't even friggin' believe the shit I've seen.
	Believe it that I've seen it.
	And then turn around, you know, they're two-faced.
	Have you ever shared one of those stories?
	You don't have to name a name.
	Share one.
	Because I'll tell you one, too.
	Don't say names.
	Well, you know, come back.
	She just said every politician lives on the ground, but she won't use a name for this.
	Well, I'm trying to think of the worst one.
	You don't have to go to the worst.
	Go to a mediocre one.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, they lie and say, you know, we were going out.
	You weren't going out.
	You weren't dating the guy.
	Come on, you wanted a job.
	Oh, they were going out.
	Yeah, you blew the fucker for a job.
	We hooked up.
	The blow is a big thing.
	Yeah, it's big.
	The blow.
	Right?
	He did, he was into it.
	Here's the thing.
	They'll do anything.
	Men will do anything and women will do anything.
	I have a question.
	But then it takes a certain kind of narcissism to turn around and go, I was victimized.
	But when you see, hey, I can get a lawyer and get a payout.
	And I'm an actress.
	So, hello, I'll get a career out of this when they see what a great actress I am too, when they televised the trial.
	You know, like Johnny Depp's wife.
	I mean, when she's like, he was, come on.
	I mean, it's just a certain level where You are a narcissist and all they do is lie.
	Narcissists, all they do is lie.
	All they fucking do is lie.
	So a lot of women are narcissists.
	Especially that comes to Hollywood, thinking they're better looking than everybody and their dog.
	And sometimes they are, and I've known a lot of women narcissists.
	Believe it.
	I've seen them and they're like, this one that was on my show and then she got her own show.
	Nameless.
	Remain nameless.
	I'll figure it out.
	So I was over there at some to-do that somebody asked me to go to, and everybody was there.
	And she comes up to me like this, and I thought she was gonna go, Hi, Roseanne!
	It's so lovely to see you, and thank you for putting me on TV before anybody, or something, you know, like that.
	She comes up and she goes, You're the person who gave me my first job!
	And it blew my mind.
	Didn't say your name?
	No, I didn't know who, other than that, didn't know my name or nothing.
	And that was a good one.
	She was a guest on your show?
	Yeah.
	And then she blew up?
	Yeah, cause, yeah.
	She got her own show.
	Off it.
	You're the person that gave me my first job!
	Like, kinda like this, aren't you lucky to know me?
	Like that.
	You don't wanna name this person?
	I'm not gonna push it.
	You said the craziest shit!
	But there's two things she won't talk about!
	Jews and actresses on ABC!
	I'll talk about Jews, hell no!
	Well, she'll tell you all fair.
	She said the craziest shit!
	She doesn't want to name some fucking actress in the commissary!
	I don't know.
	I can't remember.
	She had her own fucking show!
	So fucking what?
	I can't remember her last name, but her first name is Jana.
	Oh, Jenna Elfman?
	Yeah!
	Oh, so you're saying this is Jenna Elfman?
	Yeah.
	Okay, now for the Jews, I've got the best Jew jokes.
	Oh, God!
	I have the best!
	Well, I've already canceled because you said this stuff.
	No, Tony Hinchcliffe, he said, he went up after me one time, he goes, you'll hear her take down Monsanto, she'll talk about the Democrats, but you'll never hear her put down her own people, the Jews.
	So I said, you're on, bitch.
	So I came back with just, you know, the best Jew jokes ever.
	Yes.
	And I did them.
	Everything's up for jokes, or else it's a goddamn fascist world.
	Including the Jews, including these, you know, crazy liberal Jews.
	They're my favorite.
	Oh my God, the crazy liberal Jews.
	The Hamas Jews.
	I can't fucking take it.
	Can we go back to the actress?
	Yeah.
	Wait, so you said it was Jenna.
	I like Jenna.
	I don't really know her that well.
	Maybe she had a bad day.
	Narcissists never have a bad day as long as they have supply.
	People to admire them.
	They never have a bad fucking day.
	You have a bad day because they never return anything.
	But, you know, they never have a bad fucking day.
	That's deep.
	She's... You are a sage.
	That's my love.
	You are such a fucking Buddha.
	I talk out of my ass.
	No, but your ass is knowledgeable.
	Well, I've lived through it all.
	I've lived in Hollywood for almost 40 years with these motherfuckers.
	I had to listen to their shit like Roseanne would never do that.
	In the fuckin' producer's office.
	Roseanne would never do that.
	I'm like, huh?
	I'm fuckin' Roseanne.
	What are you talking about?
	You're talking out your ass.
	I'm fuckin' Roseanne.
	I do that every goddamn two minutes.
	What do you mean Roseanne would never do that?
	I have to comment on that, but then I gotta go back to the actress thing.
	Okay.
	I'll keep you up.
	But wait a second.
	That so happened to me.
	I did a show, my show.
	Their prank show, and it was awesome.
	It was so fun to do, but it was intense because we had a lot of moving parts, and it was with real people.
	It was a great show.
	I loved it.
	It means a lot coming from you.
	That means a lot.
	When that shit squirted you in the eye and you kept on going, you got your eyes burned and the audience was like, it was just to fuck with the audience.
	It was great.
	Thank you so much.
	Yeah, that was like, again, that was an escape to make people really laugh.
	And I don't care about the genre, I just wanted to be funny.
	And we had, one day they would come in, we always had this young couple PAs, and the PA said, they need you, and I was like, head noses.
	Fake hair, pins, bobby needles, and I'm six pranks in in a day, and we're fucking, the wind's blowing, and I'm in a cliff in Florida.
	You know, I got fucking emo.
	And the kid comes in, I'm like, just can I have my fucking latte?
	I'm drinking it.
	And I'm like, 10 minutes, they go, they need you on set in two.
	And I go, 10 minutes, I'm gonna take a piss, and I gotta just fucking warm up.
	And he's like, they need you in two.
	And I said, 10, he goes, they need you.
	And I fucking lost it.
	I go, yo, bro.
	You know what?
	I'm they.
	I'm motherfucking they.
	If I don't fucking show up, there's not gonna be a fucking prank.
	Right.
	I'm fucking they.
	And he's like, okay, I'll tell them.
	And like, I love the kid, but it was like, dude, this is the fucking show.
	Like, and I get it because we got a fucking...
	We have to make the day.
	They think we pull it out of our ass.
	Well, they just look at you.
	Oh, there's crazy Jamie.
	Put a nose on.
	I'm like, dude, I'm not your control.
	Like, I get it.
	They're running the ship and I gotta make sure to fucking be on time.
	But there's moments I need a fucking second.
	And they forget that.
	Like, Roseanne is the center of the show.
	She wouldn't do that.
	Well, that's when you pipe up and say, I would fucking do that.
	You did pipe up.
	Oh, my best one.
	By the way, that's when you get, and you tell me if I'm wrong, that's when we become Difficult.
	That's when they say you're a bitch.
	But when the ratings are through the roof.
	That's because of them.
	They call you art.
	That's what they do.
	They go, well we were able to put on a great show despite her.
	It's still like that.
	Always.
	There's two comedy actors.
	One huge, one not.
	And the one's huge was always, I heard, very difficult.
	I'll never name the name.
	And it was only because his movies made a ton of money.
	But the other guy, that was brilliant as well, didn't make a lot of money and he was difficult.
	Bullshit.
	It's different with the guys though.
	They can be a difficult son of a bitch, but they always set up the writers with hookers.
	So he's a great guy.
	More wisdom.
	That's confirmed.
	I've seen it.
	Confirmed.
	So wait, go back.
	But she's a difficult.
	I'll tell you what, two of the good lines I really had that I'm really proud of is the one going, what do you think?
	Cause I was crying on the pilot.
	I was standing there crying cause they were so mean to me and they were like, uh, send lawyers down to surround me instead of going, do you need a break or, you know, water just to torment me more.
	And so I snapped, uh, at them and, No, this wasn't on the pilot.
	This was way down.
	I wouldn't.
	I was really acting nice on the pilot.
	You cried at home on the pilot, I remember, but that's a story for another time.
	My favorite story.
	Here's my line whenever it happened.
	What do you think I am, a fucking circus pony?
	That was one of my favorite lines.
	And then the other one in the writer's room when they was doing, oh, All my ideas that I bring to the writers, they'd go like this, oh, that's so funny!
	And another thing, you know, when then they give their shitty idea, and I'm like, look!
	I'm the fucking genius, okay?
	That's true.
	You're not a genius.
	That's why this show is called Roseanne.
	And furthermore, this is not a democracy.
	It is a fucking queendom, and I'm the fucking queen.
	Don't over-talk my fucking ideas.
	Just get them fucking done!
	So you were talking about women narcissists?
	I wasn't a narcissist!
	No, that was good.
	I was not!
	I was not a narcissist!
	I'm joking!
	It's different when you have to fight for your shit!
	Narcissists don't fight for their shit, they get other people to backstab other people.
	I'm your biggest fan.
	Here, by the way, it's your- I have a little narcissist.
	We all do.
	Well, I do, for sure.
	Yeah, right?
	I do, for sure.
	Fuck everybody.
	But, you know, you're married to a reclining chair.
	That first!
	I remember that!
	Because it was on the fucking Tonight Show, and it hit me when I was in high school, and I'm like, who the fuck is this woman?
	And I'm crying laughing.
	And then, it was a moment in fucking time, okay?
	Yeah, it was so great.
	So the same as with Sam Kinison, go to where Oh, that was a killer joke.
	My favorite bit of all time.
	Oh, it's so great.
	You see, this is just a saying.
	Yeah, so what I'm saying is, the point is, is that you have those seminal moments of a comedy routine on The Tonight Show with our GOAT, Johnny.
	And from that, your career was born.
	So if a writer from fucking Spell Fucking Sarah Lawrence College wants to say.
	You saw what I was about to do.
	And wants to give you a note.
	You're like, asshole, check the tape.
	Because you want, I understand, I believe what you're saying is, I want my ideas first and then add on to it.
	They just couldn't acknowledge you.
	They didn't acknowledge your idea without adding their fucking.
	It's all to beat me down.
	And like, oh, what was it that Alan was saying?
	He came down, my friend, I finally put my friend in as producer, which was great.
	And he came down and he goes, what can I say, the bitch is from Vassar.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	She didn't know what Lunch Meat was.
	Who?
	The bitch from Vassar.
	One of the writers.
	Lunch Meat, what's that?
	And writing a fucking show, a blue collar show.
	That's what happened every day.
	Every day.
	It was a gauntlet of fucking horror and terror.
	But you're number one.
	I know.
	But they're not taking, you're lucky, they're taking the credit.
	That's what she said, they're number one because of them, she said.
	Because of them, because they were so great.
	They think they made the show.
	In spite of me.
	And after I got fired, Bruce What's-his-ass, that I hired, he's a shitty writer, but anyway, he's a writer, we needed somebody.
	But he actually said, we were terrified that she was going to ruin the show with her Twitter presence.
	Are you fucking shitting me?
	I got 48 million viewers.
	You were terrified that I was going to ruin your show?
	You cunt!
	You know what I mean?
	You know what that is?
	That's a guy that doesn't want to lose his Porsche 911.
	He's the corporate nipple.
	Okay.
	And that's a big problem, which I think this great cancellation in a positive way is, is good.
	It's totally good.
	To show us that, I don't, I, Rosanna, I'm only 54, okay?
	I don't know if I could ever take a note again.
	Hell no!
	I can't take a- From a fucking stiff?
	A stiff, a fuck, like what, I can't- I had them classified stiffs and swells.
	What's the second one?
	I don't know what that is.
	Well, you know about run-through, so I can only imagine because you're at the top of it.
	One of my first pilots when I got, you know, popular, they start, you know, when you're in movies, they would throw pilots at you.
	Right.
	So of course, CAA, you know, let's get that money.
	They throw you in.
	I got paid great.
	The amount of shit that we went in and the amount of so many different camps from the studio to the writers to the network.
	And I'll never forget it.
	To this day, Jamie Tarses was the sweetest.
	She was great to me, Roseanne.
	I hate that fucking- I don't know who that is.
	Who's this?
	Salt and Pepper!
	Salt and Pepper!
	You started with a JuJu, and now we're here.
	Well, let me say my part, and then you can say your part.
	She was- Who is this, by the way?
	I was a young ex.
	She was the president of ABC.
	She was also a trailblazer, one of the first female presidents.
	She's a cunt.
	I hate her.
	She also has a really funny brother who's a great writer, or I think an actor.
	Oh yeah, Jay Tarsus.
	Do you want me to throw him out, Mom?
	No.
	People have different experiences.
	What I'm saying is, I was getting a lot of fucking shit.
	They wouldn't tell me... I couldn't do the shit the way I wanted to do it.
	And Jamie would be like, we hired him to be funny, let him be funny.
	And long story short... Wow, how big of her?
	He's a genius!
	Well, these are genius.
	She's a real genius at something.
	But you go down to the writers and there are certain writers who laugh
	when it's their joke and they go.
	That's all they do.
	That's all they fucking do.
	You talked about it in the last one.
	So long story boring is when we did the tape night, I fucking went and they say, where are you going?
	We're doing it.
	I'll never forget this.
	This was a big lesson because it's different than film.
	I go down, I do it their way and it was pretty good.
	I do it again.
	They're like, okay, we got it.
	I go, can I just do one more?
	Can I just do one more?
	And they're like, well, we got it.
	And I go, yeah, but it's Friday.
	Let's go for it.
	They go, okay.
	I fucking improvised half the line and changed it.
	Because of my stand-up background.
	Right.
	Because I knew that crowd was there.
	Huge laugh.
	And they looked at me and they go, and I go, how about this?
	I'll always do what you want, but you gotta give me mine.
	And they go, fine.
	That's cool.
	And every fucking take, I always did mine.
	And that ended up winning to the point, halfway through the taping, they just let me do what I want.
	That's cool.
	Because I needed that back.
	Yeah.
	Of those people.
	Well, because you had an audience.
	Yes!
	And so you, being the number one show, I don't even think, I don't understand why you'd even have to fight, because you don't have the audience, you have everyone in the TV landscape rooting for you.
	The audience.
	So the fact that they tried to cock-block you, now I don't know what happened.
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	I'm sorry.
	I'm so sorry.
	You know, a lot of women in TB, the only way they get there, like Sarah Gilbert, is to decimate another woman who's older and more accomplished than them.
	That's the only way they can make it.
	Like a lot of minorities, the only way they can rise is to take out another minority that's more accomplished than them.
	That's how it works for women and minorities.
	It's got to be a backstabber against other women or other people of your group.
	Yeah.
	Because wait, why?
	Let's just stay with women for a second.
	Because they hate us.
	They hate women and they hate black people.
	Who's they?
	The people at the top.
	So they make women hate each other?
	Well, fight each other for the scraps.
	Yeah.
	A lot of it is somebody comes up and speaks against the community.
	You go, ooh, they're different.
	Yeah.
	They're brave.
	There's that shine that comes with it.
	You see it all the time.
	It's in all the comics.
	Instagram even.
	When you see them, like, you know, that's kind of how, uh, you know, comedy is kind of the way that immigrants melded into America by getting up and saying, my mother's from Italy and she talks like this, you know, and everybody laughed.
	And, you know, that was part of the welcoming in because everybody was always making fun of your mother anyway.
	And now you are saying it for them.
	And so you are welcome, you know?
	So, but with women, are you saying there's not enough spots, so they feel they have to, you ever heard the phrase, kill the Buddha?
	No, what's that?
	Kill the Buddha is you learn from your, let's just say, your sensei, and then you want to get as good as them, and then you kill them, so you take their spot.
	Yeah, it is that, exactly.
	I've never heard that.
	Yeah, I never heard that, but I love it.
	Okay.
	So you're saying- That's in Satan worship, too.
	I believe it is.
	The head witch, the upcoming witch, gets rid of her, but they really sacrifice him.
	Yes.
	That's a whole other ball of wax with the sacrificing stuff, because you see it in little ways and huge ways and wild ways.
	You believe that happens?
	I do.
	This is what I believe.
	I do.
	I believe, well, we just went off on another topic, but- That's what we do here.
	Wait, okay.
	I believe- Stick to comedy, Rosanna.
	I believe this, is that- You know, yin and yang is real.
	Yeah.
	Black and white is real.
	Up and down is real.
	Okay?
	So, you know, you have that phrase, as above, so below.
	Right.
	So I do believe that in order to lose three pounds, you've got to sweat your balls off.
	Yeah, you do.
	You can't eat a fucking Twinkie.
	So if you consider that hard work and sacrifice, you get a reward.
	I believe that goes across all spectrums.
	That's cause and effect.
	Yes, basically.
	And it can be used for horrific things and it can be used For simple things.
	And so I do, cause you see certain things and you're like this, like, you know, in the simplest way as a person sacrificed their whole life, had nothing in our lives.
	Like, you know, we give up all, you know, fucking friends and holidays and stuff because you want to be great.
	Right.
	Okay.
	So, but it's a self imposed sacrifice and that's why we do it.
	And then you could go darker and nefarious and you hear about it and you, you, you know, is it true?
	I don't know.
	Wouldn't surprise me.
	I mean- Well, it's because I get- Well, here's why I believe it.
	It's like getting jumped in a game.
	Yeah, here's why I believe it.
	I hate to cut you off.
	No, it's good.
	Here's why.
	Here's when all this stuff started hitting me and I want to do this.
	That's what I want to talk about.
	Because, okay.
	I hate identity politics.
	I hate religious politics.
	She's not a Jew.
	She's not a woman.
	I'm not a man.
	I'm not a Catholic.
	We're just two souls, energies, okay?
	I was raised, everything comes from a source, you know, Buddhism's here, Muslims over here, Judaism, Catholicism, but I think there's a source, a beginning source of that.
	I do too.
	In my youngest of memories, I just remember this.
	And God sacrificed his only son, Jesus.
	And Abraham worked for 30 days and was sacrificed his young son.
	And sacrifice and sacrifice this young lamb.
	Everything was a sacrifice.
	And I'm like, fucking, I'm just like, can we get to recess?
	Like, I'm like, what the fuck?
	They show us these pictures of Adam and Eve, and there's Jesus, my friend who's Jewish, Barry Trachtenberg, shout out, who used to hook up with this hot Catholic girl, and he said he could never keep it.
	I don't want to say too much, but he said because he was above her bed.
	He couldn't stay hard, you're saying.
	And he said, Jesus would be like, and he'd be like, and he would just ruin his boner.
	He's like, I'm up there looking and this guy's like... But his point is that he, I'm like, stations of the cross, the sacrifice, the death.
	Torture.
	Why is it?
	And certain tribes, if you read about this, it's always...
	It's a law.
	So then let's go deep on that.
	Okay, get your mouth.
	So what you're saying is about sacrifice of that.
	If you look at the earliest movie, and Jay Dyer's told me this is the earliest movie, which is Oh, my God, you know, the movie.
	And it's like a 1920s movie buying by made by Fritz Lang.
	Oh, I know.
	And that met metropolis metropolis.
	That's all you need to know.
	Metropolis is about a children-eating machine based off of, I believe, Moloch.
	Moloch, right.
	Yep.
	We haven't come far from that really rudimentary religion that started all religions.
	I love this podcast.
	We haven't gone far from that because we still say, you know, the thing that infuriates people when I talk about religion, and I don't do it on the internet, Because, you know, there are too many crazy people that are religious.
	You are doing it right now!
	I know!
	But they don't have no connection to God.
	They're just religious.
	Which is different.
	Right.
	Because it's the internal connection to the Creator that isn't religious.
	When we talked about God earlier... That's Dharma, right?
	What is that?
	I know Dharma.
	The connection.
	The connection.
	What is...
	Because we started this earlier and I have to say I'm not exactly good on this yet.
	Meaning like I see the bad, but obviously without the bad, there can't be bad without
	good.
	So I know, but I never say the word God because I don't want to just be the man in the sky
	type of thing.
	Yeah, I don't like, I don't like to use that word either because it feeds into something,
	but I like to say creator.
	Yeah, or whatever it is.
	There's, there's definitely whatever's happening.
	There's definitely some, there's a bad version and there's an amazing version.
	Okay.
	But to me, we are in a fucking warfare of literally moralistic and spirituality.
	The fact that it's, I'm saying that I never was this person.
	I'm a fucking guy that does characters.
	And I'm escapism.
	I never went too deep in my comedy.
	And then all of a sudden, I fucking just feel compelled.
	Yeah.
	I'm not doing it.
	This is the time.
	It's doing me.
	Yeah.
	This is the time for it.
	Cause I think for thousands of years, what we did was bring, when you say as above, so below, let's just say it that way.
	Um, the higher and the lower impulse in the human, right?
	So I think for thousands of years, since we came from that old religion that was an earth-based religion than they did do crazy shit, and some people still do it.
	But all those thousands of years of mental and emotional evolution, where we learned, supposedly, to make tools and walk upright and whatever else, however you want to frame it, we dragged the highest as low as it could get.
	Like we had wars, we killed people who didn't think like us.
	We dragged the highest instinct or inclination down to the lowest level.
	So vibrations, we believe in that, at the lowest frequency.
	Yeah, and now it's... I think it's because of computers and the speed of intelligence that we can access.
	The other thing is happening.
	We're raising the lower to higher and higher and higher.
	And that's the redemption.
	And I think that's what we're in.
	It's gonna get brighter and brighter and brighter.
	I can order a car, and in four minutes it picks me up to take me to the airport, which I didn't talk to anybody and I'm here.
	In three hours.
	From L.A.
	So that's the advancement, but we're also in a shit show where people are just killing each other horrifically.
	Well, that's my hope.
	That's a low vibration.
	I know, but this I think is the end of it.
	With this subterranean warfare, I think is the end of that whole system, that lower system, that thing.
	Because you think we're going to come out of this on the other end.
	Oh, I know we are.
	And I can already see all the sunshine peeking through of people being aware and just seeing, oh, we do have an unjust system and a double standard that's based on that's race based and class based.
	And we can't have that.
	It's happening everywhere.
	Hold on, because I have to ask you about what you said nuclear war earlier, but I just want to make a side note is do you remember Charles Manson?
	What he preached before- Kelter Skelter?
	Yes.
	Uh-huh.
	He preached there was gonna be a race war.
	And that was in 68.
	And I feel like it's kinda happening now.
	Like a race, class, gender, everything war.
	Yeah, well, he was told to say that.
	Oh.
	So was he a CIA operative?
	Of course.
	Okay.
	Meaning, did he know he was?
	I think he was a brainwashed, tortured soul.
	Or was he MK-altered?
	MK-altered.
	And you know, they wanted to introduce that into the youth culture that was teetered for a while.
	Breaking down in the system, coming from Leave it to Beaver to free love.
	Yeah.
	To get in my gear.
	It wasn't just free love, it was free thought.
	So they had to make that the free love.
	They had to sexualize it.
	To Leave it to Beaver to This is Everyone's Beaver.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	That was good.
	Well, I just remember because it was a different time and I was, you know, I'm a baby of the 80s, but I was born in the 70s and I just remember the free love shit.
	So if you talk to somebody in Hollywood in the 70s, there was no condom.
	In the 80s, everybody was scared.
	Everybody was dying.
	Yeah.
	And then in the 90s, we were like Gen Xing.
	Okay, we'll figure it out.
	So we're tired of sex.
	Now we're gonna think.
	Well, now we're over sex.
	The kids are watching porn at nine years old.
	It went way worse.
	It's terrible.
	Porn kills everybody's sex drive.
	So it's probably good because then nobody will... Well, it kills your actual sex drive.
	I do feel, and I want to go back to what you said about the politicians, but...
	I thought, am I an old lady?
	Because I feel that sex is everywhere now.
	Yeah.
	It is.
	And am I crazy or is it?
	No, it is.
	It's disgustingly present everywhere you look.
	Yeah, 100%.
	They're trying to make it satiated so everybody's like, I am so bored with sex.
	I don't want to see it or have it around me ever.
	Except for, it's just... No, that's what's happening.
	But do you think that they're trying to do that?
	Or, I think that is happening.
	I think, I know dudes... They want to make everybody a chronic masturbator.
	So you'll stay home and order from Amazon.
	Am I right?
	That's true.
	Brilliant.
	That's what I said.
	You know what, let's just go simpler.
	It's WALL-E.
	Yeah, it is WALL-E.
	It's WALL-E.
	Have you ever seen WALL-E?
	Disney movie, no.
	I'm gonna show it to you.
	Well, they don't masturbate in it.
	Sorry.
	But they're in their screen.
	They sit there in the screen.
	One of my favorite movies.
	And they sit in the chairs and you just go everywhere.
	And it's a futuristic Disney cartoon.
	It's a good liberal movie.
	But I believe that's what they want.
	They just sit in a chair and you go around and everything's robotic and you never leave and you're constantly- Well, that's all they do, like figuring out how they can make money.
	That's all they do.
	So no kids with masturbation, never leave, Zoom, and no kids, population control.
	Absolutely.
	No thinking, no freedom, no freedom, captive audience.
	It's not a surprise when porn became mainstream that there became an outbreak of incels and these weird kids that can't get laid at all when it's easier to get laid now than it's ever been.
	You're not going to look at your fat-ass girlfriend after you see that poem.
	Well, not that too, but you're just so choked up.
	You know, your girlfriend isn't going to turn you on.
	No.
	She don't look like she's a badass bitch.
	But I'm actually, I'm jumping in in a different way though.
	I see so much of that and I've been fortunate that I have lived that I do look,
	because I have a girlfriend right now, and I look at her as like, she's like a bad,
	like one of the last bastions of hope in terms of like, she still keeps it classy.
	Yeah.
	You know, whatever happens behind closed doors is what happens with her.
	But she's still in the streets, a wonderful, classy person.
	And that's what I, well, that's what I was raised on.
	And I think her, Elizabeth Taylor, those type of, those, that's just a rarity now.
	That's another white panda.
	I mean, no offense to women.
	And I love sexual energy, but I feel like there's a lot more than just using your sex to get attention.
	And I feel like that's happening.
	And men are consuming it a thousand percent.
	100%.
	It's overt.
	That's what Tyler Fisher was talking about.
	Like going on to the girls, like, do you want to do ketamine and fuck or whatever?
	And he's like, I just want to have coffee and talk.
	I was like, he's so gay.
	He could do the first one and then copy it back after.
	He's so gay.
	It's a long story.
	What I'm just saying is I was wondering if I was crazy, because I feel like sex is so much everywhere.
	It was, if you saw a tit in the 80s when you got a VHS.
	I'm with you, man.
	Now, it's like, an opener is anal.
	I mean, it's like, that's a fucking.
	That's the Tinder profiles.
	It's insanity.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	It's sickening, like, and if you want to go deeper.
	Satan.
	It's Satan, that's what I'm trying to say.
	I know, I could say that.
	Say it, it's the Rosanne Barr podcast.
	I'll say it for you.
	It is, where you would be so dehumanizing.
	Dehumanizing, desensitizing, it's also like...
	To strip women of their mystery that attracts men to us.
	They don't want none of that.
	That's the hottest shit.
	And the women do it, like I'm saying.
	That's what they do in Hollywood.
	Conditioning.
	So that's the template for the rest of the young girls.
	It's sickening.
	But what do you... Remember Halloween when we were kids and like you'd just dress up like a Frankenstein and then it became like for Halloween, we called it, like in the mid 90s to 2000.
	Which is an excuse for girls to go out in lingerie.
	Their moms, their fat moms, this is one thing I noticed.
	All these little girls that's dressed up like whores.
	She has an obese mother.
	Of course.
	An obese bipolar bitch is their mom.
	I'm telling you, I've seen it every time.
	And every school shooter too.
	Every school shooter, too.
	Their mom's a fat bitch with bipolar disorder.
	Bipolar?
	No way.
	The fat bitch is telling them go dress up as Halloween?
	No, but obesity is an infliction on other people.
	Like I seen this big fat bitch.
	she was about 450 on the internet today. And now a sponsor of Weight Watchers. Now wait a minute,
	she's coming out against Israel starving the poor Palestinian children, which isn't true.
	But I'm like, bitch, stop eating all their food!
	How dare you be like eating 450 pounds worth of food every day, which you could be shipping over the Palestinian children.
	You say you care about, but no bitch, you're eating it all.
	I mean, come on!
	Good point.
	This is what's fascinating though.
	So the people that canceled you, some of them... Stop me from having black writers, black cast members, black subject, never let me, you know, opposed me till I went to the New York Times to say, how can the producers of Cosby be this racist?
	They're the ones that called me a racist.
	Cause they don't even get my tweet that it was, I thought the bitch was fucking white!
	Yes.
	We all did.
	It's, it's, it's should be on t-shirts.
	So my question is, we have t-shirts that say it.
	So wait, I gotta get one.
	So what I'm saying is you get canceled.
	You just said something so interesting.
	So you're, Super pro-Israel.
	I'm pro-intelligence.
	We're pro-West.
	We're pro the Western world.
	We like the Western world.
	Liberty, freedom.
	Yeah, democracy.
	Democracy I hate.
	It's mob rule.
	I like our constitutional republic and that we have these, well we had these values of liberty and freedom, free thought.
	You know, guns, free speech, shit like that.
	Not being raped and beheaded.
	Yeah.
	Stuff like that.
	That's what's at stake.
	It isn't about Jews or Palestinians.
	No, Israel's the canary in the coal mine.
	We've done the show on it.
	They're coming after America.
	It's nothing to do with Jews.
	But they're compromised there like they are here.
	Our government and their government are compromised.
	And it's up to the people to go, we're done with you.
	We're going to take over.
	It's up to the grandmothers, in my opinion.
	We're the ones that know.
	We're the ones that have to do everything.
	We have to take care of everybody's damn kids.
	We know how to stretch a dollar.
	And we have to take over the world and put some logic to it.
	A thousand percent.
	So what I'm saying is though, you were cancelled and vilified, but yet I feel like some of the people that cancelled you also have similar stances on what you're just talking about.
	Oh no, they hate Israel.
	Totally.
	So was it only woke people that cancelled you?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So it wasn't any suits.
	No woke at Disney.
	It was Bob Iger after a call from Michelle Obama that cancelled me.
	Yeah.
	Conservative suits wouldn't show making $24 million.
	They wouldn't.
	They wouldn't.
	24 million viewers.
	Sorry.
	So you're saying UCLA type.
	Berkeley.
	It was Michelle Obama.
	She didn't like it.
	Susan Rice.
	It's BLMers and Michelle Obama and that whole Muslim brotherhood.
	Did you not know the council culture was like woke liberals?
	No, it is.
	You're being rhetorical or?
	No, a hundred percent.
	They hated Trump.
	I have to try to make what I'm saying is because this whole Israel-Palestine thing, tell me if I'm crazy.
	It's not a clean.
	It is.
	I know, okay, sorry, finish.
	Meaning that there are people, okay.
	There's cross.
	How can I say?
	There's cross-factioning.
	Let me talk, what does that mean?
	That means there could be right-wingers.
	That means like America where conservatives vote to let in more people across the border.
	Let me explain, I'm gonna say something, this is a very intense statement.
	It's quadrants, it's right, pro-Israel, right, anti-Israel against left, pro-Israel, left, anti-Israel.
	It's cross-faction, it's a quadrant, right?
	Is that what you're saying?
	Just tell me what you're saying.
	Yes, yes, but I feel like, okay, Here's a better way to say it.
	All right.
	No, finish.
	You be quiet.
	Well, because then I have another example.
	I want to know what he's saying.
	And it's going to be intense.
	You know, you weighed almost 10 pounds.
	Don't do it.
	Okay.
	As a baby?
	Uh-huh, born.
	Came out to shoot.
	That's a big watermelon to push out of there.
	That was some big hammering.
	Her butt came out.
	Two hours of pushing.
	You're welcome.
	Okay, anyway, so he shouldn't interrupt me is my point.
	Here's what it is.
	It's communists against us.
	Communists, they went and got in bed with Nazis and the Muslim Brotherhood and the GLBTQ radicals.
	But it's all communists because they like to overthrow governments.
	And they're in league with the people who replace governments.
	They either put in a caliphate or do like they did in Venezuela.
	Those are the two choices.
	They got a lot of options.
	But they gotta get rid of America because, like when Trump says, they're not after me, they're after you and I'm just in their way.
	You know how Trump says that?
	Well, America is in their way of global control.
	And Israel's in their way of America.
	And Israel is in the way of America.
	So that's a simple way, but- Who's in their, who's, America's in whose way?
	The global- The global- Commie, fascist, pervert, I call it the pedo-ponzi priest class of pirates.
	All those Ps.
	Yeah, Peter Ponzi, Priest Class of Pirates of Ferocratic Feudalism.
	Okay, so wait.
	What were you going to say?
	This is what I want to say though, because that's, I got to break that down, but I got my brain for a second.
	I understand what you're saying, but what I'm trying to say is this.
	I think like you guys, and this is crazy when we talk about it, but we're here, so I might as well.
	I feel like you guys think it's clean.
	And even me saying this is going to get me... I'm going to catch strays for this.
	From us?
	No, no, let me... I just wanted to put it in simple.
	I don't think... But that was not simple at all.
	You said it was Peter Piper... Peter Ponzi Pirate.
	I want to go... Epstein-Klein List.
	Epstein-Klein List.
	What were you saying?
	Okay, that I get.
	Yeah, that's what she said.
	I understand.
	Yes, like I believe that all this stuff is being done so that that list doesn't come out.
	Of course.
	All this stuff.
	But what I'm saying is this.
	There's not, the delineation isn't as clear as I think what you're saying.
	And I can't believe I'm talking about this.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So Angelina Jolie says there is a genocide going on.
	Okay.
	Has her agent and manager, nothing happens.
	A girl that I think is amazing, Melissa Barea, didn't even say that, just said, hey, you know, I don't, I want to have like, I don't want to misquote her, but I don't want to see innocent people killed on either sides.
	And she got, and she got fucking fired as the lead of a fucking huge franchise.
	Okay.
	So what I'm saying is, in Hollywood, there are people that are pro-Israel that are forgiving, who I believe, they think stars are big enough.
	And canceling younger ones.
	So my question... That's true.
	So yeah, so that's where it's confusing.
	Like, we don't want to see innocent people dead on either side.
	Do we agree on that?
	No, of course.
	And so for us, so it doesn't mean I can't want Israel to be safe, but I also don't want to see innocent people killed.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	And I don't want to see innocent Israelis killed.
	Right.
	And then, so my question is where, where are we at with this?
	Well, I don't think people who hate each other's guts and want, you know, I don't think people who want the annihilation of one
	people should be forced to live next door to them. Right. So you're saying the non-Israels, what do I
	call them?
	Gazans, Egyptians, what?
	Muslim?
	You're talking about the Palestinians?
	Gazans, Arabs.
	They're Arabs.
	I can't believe we're talking about this.
	They want to destroy this Israel, completely obliterate it, correct?
	Some of them.
	Only Hamas does.
	And they are the slaves.
	They are enslaved because that's their They're like the Crips and the Bloods, and they scare everybody in the neighborhood.
	They'll come and take your kids.
	They take kids.
	So the population, there's decent people everywhere.
	I'm not a racist.
	When I went to Israel, I met with grandmothers from Gaza and Christian grandmothers, and you know, I'm Jewish.
	And we all prayed for peace together, and that's the only hope I have for the whole world.
	That you can step outside of the box, they shove you in and see a new thing together for the benefit of all kids.
	That's what I try to work on.
	Well, Ma, I know you heard that they don't do gain-of-function research anymore, as Fauci said.
	Yeah, he's not a liar.
	No, he said it under oath, so I'm sure it's fine.
	Of course it's true.
	And it's probably true that they aren't doing gain-of-function research with the bird flu virus even though that's the next thing on the docket and we all know and we all researched and they just found traces of it in milk.
	But I'm sure it's just a coincidence, right?
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	It's not cool.
	But all these ridiculous Men and their stupid dicks wanting war to show each other how strong they are.
	That's just so passe and ridiculous.
	And we don't need no more of it.
	No.
	They gotta be deposed on every side.
	That's what I think.
	But my question is, is that like, when you said those different factions, it, it is, there's, it's, it's, there's grayness there.
	Yeah.
	Am I wrong?
	But no, there's only good and evil.
	Of course.
	But there, but there is on both sides.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	It's everywhere.
	Well, what I'm saying is there are certain People in both of these groups that if you say one negative thing against it, you're a piece of shit.
	Well, those are just the... Those are Zellots, but I feel like I've never seen the town this ripped apart.
	Do you agree with that?
	Yeah, because they're getting paid.
	Because it's not about Israel, James.
	They're getting paid.
	Well, the students at UCLA probably are not getting paid.
	Yeah, they are.
	No, they are.
	They are getting paid.
	All of them?
	Yeah, they're getting paid.
	No, not all of them.
	You're telling me Soros is?
	Because the Soros stuff, I believe.
	How do they all have the same tent?
	Yeah, their tent was the same.
	Come on, man.
	Oh, that, I agree with that.
	Soros pays them all.
	That, I agree with.
	Supply them stuff, put the bricks in the city before the riots, all that.
	I agree with that.
	That's all true.
	Can I just tell you something?
	Israel is the one lone Jewish homeland state, right?
	There are 56 Muslim states.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Uh, Christians and Catholics have the Vatican.
	It's walled off.
	Yup.
	So there are 14 million Jews on the planet.
	There are 9 million in Israel.
	There are 1 billion Muslims and 1 billion, let me finish.
	There's 1 billion Christians and 1 billion Hindu and whatever the rest of it.
	So you're telling me that the one place where Jews are like, hey, we just want to stay here and leave alone, which, by the way, if you're in Israel and you're a Jew, you can't pray at your holiest sites without armed guards because they share the land with Arabs.
	It's against the law.
	No, hold on.
	They share the land with Arabs right now.
	So Arabs get 56 states and a billion people worldwide.
	Jews can't have one.
	And you're telling me that this is a both sides kind of situation.
	And I'm not a zealot.
	I'm just telling you the problem I'm having with this is how do you make peace when one side just wants one home?
	And the other side wants them dead.
	Well, first of all, I think you do it by getting rid of Hamas.
	Of course!
	Which is what I think they're trying to do, right?
	Yeah, and I think it's the right thing to do.
	No one wants civilians dead, but that's what the war is.
	No, but there's going to be what we call... Collateral damage.
	Yeah.
	Israel has a good record, believe it or not.
	Right now, this current war, I just gotta say this.
	They've done studies.
	It actually has a pretty good record for civilian deaths for this kind of war.
	It's not even one of the worst jobs of killing civilians.
	It's not even in the top five, top ten.
	Other countries that have done this have killed a lot more.
	Yeah, they're doing a good job.
	One person of battle to one civilian, which is better than anybody else.
	And it's ugly and nobody wants it, but to act like Israel just goes and is like, let's just fucking bomb this school.
	That's not what's happening.
	That's all I have to say.
	And I'm not pro-west.
	Really?
	Because that's how it's being portrayed in the media.
	Because the media, who can you not insult right now?
	Exactly.
	Who?
	No, I'm asking.
	You just said.
	You can't talk about the Muslim Brotherhood.
	That's my theory, allegedly.
	You can't talk about Islamic terrorism either.
	Well, that's what I'm saying.
	It flipped, though, because the media used to be run by the Jews.
	It did.
	And now it's run by woke, which isn't, you're saying... Well, it's still Jews.
	There's Jews that are woke.
	Woke is Jews that work for the Muslim Brotherhood.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	So I'm not crazy to think there's a lot of layers to this cake.
	There's so many layers.
	And it's like, fuck it, because I just know... Because Muslim Brotherhood and Communists got in bed together.
	Can I just say this?
	Okay, that's another thing.
	I don't like collectivism and communism.
	I don't like Stalinism and absolutism and fascism.
	I want to ask you about that.
	Can I just have to get this thought out?
	Is that I have a guy that's hilarious and he's a legend and he broke down Israel for me in such a way and another guy, two of them, In a way.
	And he was like, we're not colonizers, but he says, if we didn't do certain things, then they wouldn't have toilets.
	Right.
	He was basically saying that.
	And if you do look at it, some of the greatest inventions in the world are Jewish inventions.
	And he's like, you like the vaccine for polio, you know, fucking like a lot of shit, you know?
	So I got that, but then you've got other people going, Hey, We're in an open air prison.
	So that's the, well, that's, I'm just saying you also hear these too.
	So, and then a guy like me goes like this, what do I do?
	And I just go, all right, I'm just going to go to Chipola.
	And I'm a piece of shit.
	I know.
	No, you're not a piece of shit.
	There's truth to both sides.
	You can't trust nothing in the media.
	Right.
	Well, I'm just saying these are, yes, probably both are involved.
	The person that told me the Israel stuff had so much facts and he wasn't media.
	He was, it's a person that's gone there multiple times.
	He's living.
	You know who he is.
	But the other people are Muslims and they're There's something that'll blow your mind and everyone's listening.
	Gaza is a beautiful city.
	It has a tourist industry.
	It has beaches, five-star restaurants, great food, open-air markets.
	It is not an open-air prison or concentration camp.
	And when they say genocide, that's only to humiliate the Jews who did go through a genocide
	because it's a war.
	Okay.
	And that's different than a genocide.
	And a war that exposes underground smuggling tunnels isn't a genocide.
	Right.
	So you're saying, in a nutshell, you do not do the comparative of the Holocaust.
	There's nothing that compares to that.
	Which was a real genocide of six million of your people.
	20 million total.
	A third or 40% of your people.
	And lots of other people.
	Yeah, 20 million total.
	Two millions of other people.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Jews weren't just the only ones.
	As opposed to, which is, we don't want to see anyone die.
	We don't want the state to round people up and then put them on trains to gas chambers, which is not happening in Gaza and never will.
	The war would have been over a lot quicker if that did happen.
	Honestly, Israel would have won the war in one day.
	If Israel wanted to commit a genocide, it'd drop one bomb.
	It'd have been over in three days.
	But they don't.
	That's a very good point.
	That's my thing.
	Because you know why they don't?
	Because there are so many people in Gaza who love Israel, and I know because I went there.
	I know because I met them.
	I know because I took the phone calls and I met the people.
	And if Israel would open, which I think they will after they get rid of all the leftists, and I think they'll be They've already been voted out, and they'll be voted out even more.
	But I think they will open the doors to peaceful people from Gaza.
	Two million Arabs live in Israel today, and how many Jews live in Gaza?
	None.
	Any Muslim state.
	The whole Arab world is Judenrein.
	Right.
	There's maybe three Jews in all 56 countries.
	So when they say two-state solution, you know what that is?
	It's a 57-state solution, is what it is.
	Against one.
	Also, I gotta say, real point.
	It is funny, the people that are anti-Israel.
	Again, I hate the term anti.
	And we can't say any of this.
	That's what's horrible.
	I've never talked about it.
	I'm a little worried.
	We can't say these things because we'll be totally attacked for saying anything true in any way.
	From Trump.
	It's a war on truth.
	It's a war on peace.
	It's a war on Souls!
	Can I just say one thing and then get... How can Israel be white colonizers with incredible weaponry, which is one of the insults, or just out there genocide and bombing, and Gaza's like this tiny little open-air prison?
	If those two things are true, right, open-air prison and just a tremendous amount of weaponry, why is this war still going on?
	If it was a genocide, it would have been done in six hours, right?
	That's a very good point.
	That's what I've been saying from the start.
	They have the ability to do that.
	The army in Gaza has 150,000 armed people, plus they have arms from Iran and Afghanistan.
	We've proven that untrue right now.
	150,000 people in plain clothes.
	They don't wear uniforms.
	So, and so that way you're saying the bad hides among the good.
	That's how they do it.
	And then the good.
	Yeah.
	Which is a war crime.
	And so Israel doesn't want to just take out innocent people even though it is happening.
	They drop leaflets, they wait.
	They took them out and took them north.
	So it's hard to take out the bad when they're using the good as shields.
	But they did it.
	They literally used the good as shields.
	That's their whole, that's the war crime and that's what Hamas does.
	That's why they hide weaponry in schools and hospitals.
	They do it on purpose.
	It's a war crime.
	They're actually the war criminal.
	Everything they do is a war crime, from getting children to dig their tunnels, child labor, child soldiers, everything they do is a war crime, but their greatest weapon is the press, because they get these people that are paid by, Arabs are the richest people in the world, to act like they don't have the money, to act like they don't have the money in Qatar and these oil rich Arab royalty. 56 countries, 1 billion people and oil money.
	And they act like they're the, I mean, but their greatest weapon, like, like all fascists is this
	propaganda. Yeah. Have you seen the amount of money funded in the universities in America? The number
	one funder of universities is Qatar, depending how you say it.
	That's guitar, not cutter.
	I think you're supposed to call it.
	They do?
	Yeah.
	I was shocked when I heard that.
	I think that's the proper way to say it.
	But no, that's way more than any Jewish money goes into the school.
	Anyway, I have a question about this.
	How is it going to end?
	Armageddon.
	Because I don't know.
	There's two things I want to ask you.
	You said three things.
	Let's go on these things.
	How's it going to end?
	Collecticism?
	And I don't like people in groups because it's group thing.
	I don't know if that's what you mean by collectivism.
	Yeah, it is.
	Okay.
	Well, I don't know what Stalinism actually is.
	Is that just communism?
	It's a militarized police force that it's planted the apes.
	Okay.
	You got in trouble.
	But it is.
	Have you seen that movie?
	You always go back to Planet of the Apes.
	Because it's my favorite movie about fascism.
	By the way, it's an amazing message about fascism told through that.
	You're 100% right.
	I've seen it 12 times.
	Wow.
	The old ones.
	You see the new ones?
	The original.
	Yes.
	The other ones I didn't like so much.
	So 12 times you saw Planet of the Apes.
	So collectivism, meaning groupthink, don't think for yourself, no individuality.
	Stalinism, meaning we're gonna, so when they meet, what happens?
	It's a militarized police force unleashed on human beings.
	It's like, you said the wrong thing, you're going to prison.
	You did the wrong thing, you don't look right, think right, you're hanging with the wrong people.
	You know, it's like McCarthyism on steroids.
	Okay.
	And then you said earlier that we're gonna go back.
	And it's gonna win, but you also said there might be a nuclear war.
	I said, I said, I think Biden and them, all the guilty in our country, which is, our country is under the control of the worst criminals that have ever lived on earth.
	Okay.
	I don't doubt that.
	Me neither.
	And, uh, you know, they're all just me, me, me.
	How can I get more money?
	And screw the American people.
	You know, they don't care about us at all.
	They'd rather we die and they can take insurance policies out on us.
	Now, what do you say to the people that say Trump has a lot of crime?
	Has what?
	A lot of crime, what?
	Like tearing the tag off his mattress?
	Committed crimes or allows crime?
	I don't know.
	They say that Trump is guilty of a lot of crimes.
	No, he's not.
	I know.
	What do you say to people like that?
	They perverted our judicial system and changed the laws.
	Forget this one.
	Crimes before.
	He never bombed eight countries like Obama did.
	He never droned weddings like Obama did.
	I mean, you know, he's not George Bush.
	He's not the Kennedys.
	He's not Hillary Clinton.
	You just said the Kennedys.
	Well, I mean, Joseph Kennedy, I love JFK.
	Are you in the Kennedy family?
	You don't know why I might have been sent here.
	That's true.
	But I mean, Joseph Kennedy is the one I don't like.
	Yeah, how he started the whole thing.
	But I love John F. Kennedy.
	Of course I love JFK.
	Yeah, he was exposing the Secret societies.
	So, well, they all have crimes.
	Yes.
	I'm sure Trump has crimes.
	A thousand percent.
	Listen, this is what I think.
	I'm trying to give you one thought.
	Cause I, I always do this.
	I think Trump is hilarious.
	He is so funny.
	That's why I love him.
	That's why everyone loves him.
	That's why I love him.
	He's just, he's a natural comedian and you know what?
	Because of that, I'm always going to give him the benefit of the doubt.
	He's just more charming.
	Because he's a comedian, he's really smart.
	He's really smart.
	And he knows how to get through and he's a populist.
	Yes.
	And he knows how to solve a damn problem.
	Yes.
	He knows how to solve a problem and build something.
	He's a businessman.
	He's all about taking action.
	And trying to fix it.
	And building.
	Yes.
	So, I don't know all the other stuff.
	These people have TDS.
	I've seen it at my shows.
	Yeah.
	My family has it.
	Yeah, I'm sure.
	And I'm still an independent, but if it's the choices those do, I'll tell you right now on the Rosanne Moore podcast, I'm going to vote for Trump.
	Yeah.
	Even though I don't think our vote really counts.
	It doesn't.
	Right, you agree with that.
	But you still have to vote.
	But okay, I will.
	Well, we hope it counts.
	Vote in case it counts.
	It doesn't, I know.
	Honey, I love you.
	What did George Carlin, he never voted.
	Yeah.
	You know, come on.
	I never voted either.
	I never did either.
	I just have a line.
	I just want one.
	Anybody who votes does not have the right to complain.
	Yeah, that's true.
	And by the way, it's true.
	Listen, do what you ever want in your bedroom.
	I pay my taxes.
	Just let's, you know, don't fuck with my shit.
	I say vote just to be safe.
	Do you think this and then I know we have to go.
	I don't think we're going to have an election.
	You was asking me that.
	You have money out on this too.
	I don't think so either.
	They're going to start a war and then they'll have to postpone it.
	That's how they know.
	Well, they can't get him in prison.
	They can't impeach him.
	They won't be able to put him in jail before he wins.
	So they're going to try to start a nuclear war.
	I hope they've done a nuclear war.
	Well, they're not going to be able to because before Trump left office, he locked up Cheyenne Mountain and that's why they're pissed.
	That's why they raided Mar-a-Lago.
	What is that?
	Every time I have a new idea, you fucking give me another idea.
	They are not going to be able to start a nuclear war.
	That's where the nuclear codes are.
	Biden was never given the football.
	Okay.
	Before we get into that.
	Jake hates when I talk about this.
	I do.
	No, cause no.
	It's true.
	Cause you're 99% is so brilliant.
	And then you say one thing I just don't want to take away from the 95%.
	It's true.
	I love though, but I, I. She thinks Trump's still president.
	That's why.
	He's the commander.
	He's not the president.
	He's the commander in chief.
	See what I'm saying.
	See what I'm saying.
	Here's what I want to say.
	I agree with everything you've said.
	99%.
	What I want to tell you is this, is in my opinion, but you can punch me in the face.
	I think sometimes if you just give that little red pill, With a little bit of molasses on it for the general pop to absorb it.
	Cause they get freaked out when you say that.
	Well, I can't give it.
	I've been trying to give it to him nicely for seven fucking years now.
	And you say Hillary's a reptile.
	Well, I didn't say she was a reptile.
	She does eat babies.
	That's true.
	She's a baby blood drinking Democrat.
	I didn't say she was no reptile.
	And potato.
	No, I said she drinks baby blood for adrenochrome.
	They do.
	But, you know, the Democrat donors, that's, you know, that's why they give so much money to the Democrat Party.
	This is a whole other thing, and I will say... That's kind of a joke.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	Here's what I want to... You have to say allegedly.
	Yeah.
	You have to say allegedly.
	That's our t-shirt.
	That's our other t-shirt.
	But here's what I want to say.
	You know about the Harvard young mouse, old mouse?
	They sewed a young mouse to an old mouse.
	Oh, God!
	Why?
	Fine.
	Do you see all the- you're hilarious!
	Do you see all the shit she talks about?
	Some Nazis!
	Lizard people!
	I didn't say- And blow a mouse!
	And you fucking lose your mind!
	I died!
	Die bitch!
	Say it together.
	I died!
	What the bitch was why?
	But I hate when they do those Nazi experiments on animals.
	Stay with me.
	I'm giving you your flowers.
	Okay, I'm listening.
	They took a mouse and they sewed an old, a little mouse, a young mouse to an old mouse and it made the old mouse younger.
	Yeah.
	So what you just said about one of the most taboo thing of all where people have such pushback on that.
	There are scientific experiments in that world that feels like that.
	Well, now they just came out saying that teen blood, an injection of teenage blood, helps old people.
	Well, there was a company.
	Peter Thiel was back.
	Yeah.
	Do you remember there's some famous queen or something?
	I don't know the era at the time, but like 40 fucking orphans went missing and she used to bathe in their blood.
	Let's go deeper.
	If you go to the, You should take the vampires tour in New Orleans.
	I 100%.
	Vampires are real.
	It's amazing.
	Vampirism is real.
	I agree.
	That goes to a whole other ball of wax.
	But that whole thing of just drinking blood is what you just said earlier.
	That's true.
	Like that, I believe the bones of that street, that area, those people really lived who they talk about.
	So that's all.
	I went and lived there just to check it out for myself.
	How long?
	Three months.
	on Bourbon Street.
	I did two tours only for a week.
	But Jesus, you really put the time in.
	So then you know more.
	That's all I know.
	I will you got to tell me on my podcast.
	Okay, well, I just gotta ask you last thing, because we there's so many things and it's all connected.
	Do you think because you act like it's gonna be good, which I hope it is, but I think basically, the fucking jabby Jew The Jabberoo.
	The Jabberoo is going to take out a lot of people.
	Yeah.
	It already has.
	And that's the control.
	Fingers crossed.
	And so here's what, no, stop it.
	And then what that's happening, stop that.
	So they're doing that.
	And AI and technology is getting more.
	So less humans.
	More automation, billionaire playgrounds, this planet's ours.
	That's what I kinda think's going on.
	Less carbon-based breathing organisms, more room for us to sit back and do whatever the fuck we wanna do.
	That's right.
	But you said it's gonna- Feudalism.
	Yes, but how is it gonna get good then if that's what we both see?
	Cause it ain't gonna happen.
	How are we gonna stop them?
	I think Trump's already stopped them.
	He's already stopped them by not allowing them to have access to the nuclear codes.
	Is that still there now?
	Yeah.
	How can he do that?
	He did it before he left office.
	And how can they, how can the military not know where they are?
	They do.
	A certain, that's what, that's what, uh, I gotta meet Trump with you.
	Jake, you shut up.
	I gotta go, I gotta meet Trump with you.
	I'm editing this.
	Will you take me to Mar-a-Lago?
	Space Force.
	That's what Space Force is about.
	And my niece works for Space Force.
	And that is what Space Force is about.
	Taking over worldwide military thinking and bringing it to a higher level that none of these TV generals and shit don't know shit about.
	And it's happening.
	And it is Star Wars.
	And it's for good, for peace.
	Trump don't want no wars.
	He knows they're obsolete.
	They shouldn't even, they don't even need to be killing nobody anywhere.
	He didn't start one war when he was in office.
	Nope.
	Not one.
	In fact, he got people out.
	Yeah.
	And he'll continue to do that.
	And that's another reason why they hate him.
	I want to believe that Trump is real.
	He's not a psyop.
	That's why they hate him.
	No, he's for real.
	No, he's for real.
	And that's why they hate him because he's not good for the military industrial complex.
	You love him.
	I do because I knew him.
	Yeah, because I knew him.
	He did.
	He's the only mother.
	Oh, I shouldn't say he's the only loving person in Hollywood who ever returned a favor in all my years.
	Can I just say this?
	When I did a show on NBC and it was 2016, 2015, and we only went for seven episodes and we went to the winter up fronts.
	And it's over in Huntington Gardens here in Pasadena.
	And he was the biggest thing on NBC.
	This is when I knew it was all bullshit.
	And every NBC star and every press person was on his dill pickle.
	They were on his nuts.
	And the minute- And he was teaching America great values on that show.
	100%.
	How to win, how to get your ass in gear.
	He also was a military student.
	He went to military school, where you learn discipline and business.
	Such respect.
	And so long story boring is that all those people, as soon as he went in there, turned and I'm like, I just saw you two weeks ago, like fucking trying to get a picture with the guy in Pasadena.
	So that's when I'm like, this is all bullshit.
	So I want to believe he's real.
	I'm glad he is real.
	I can't believe I'm saying it, but like, we need to be saved.
	So if he's the man, I'm going to jump in with you.
	I was told to get you to support Trump today and we did it.
	Because I've prayed with him, you know?
	And for him.
	You're with him, but you like him.
	I saw you at Mar-a-Lago.
	You had a teeny bit of a twinkle in your eye.
	Yeah.
	Like if he wasn't married.
	I told Jake, I think he's hard as hell.
	I shouldn't say that, but I know.
	We has a first lady.
	Well, she's gorgeous and they're so happy.
	But I mean, if I was, uh, you know, in my twenties and I, you know, looked like a beauty queen and he came around.
	I'd try to flirt with him.
	Okay.
	You'd have to pay him hush money.
	Just flirt.
	Well, we'd see what he did in return.
	She's in love with Donald Trump.
	That's what we're getting at.
	I would hope that I would be a lady, which I never was, but if I had it to do over, I would be.
	And I would say, we'll have a second and a third and a fourth date.
	And I would do it the lady way.
	That's how I would live my life over.
	I wouldn't have five kids by three different men.
	I would not be doing that.
	Utah.
	Yeah, you couldn't help it.
	I just want to say real quick, I've been following you for a long time.
	I told you this at Skank Fest when I got your phone number.
	I know what you're doing with your red pill and molasses.
	I've been watching you for years become braver and braver and smarter and smarter.
	And I just want to say, I think it's fucking awesome.
	We love you.
	I've wanted to tell you this for a long time.
	We love you.
	We're so thankful for you to come.
	What a great conversation.
	I told you.
	I'll come on yours and really lay this shit down.
	Will you?
	You fucking band.
	Will you do it in Hollywood?
	Will you come in the anus of the beast?
	No.
	Of course.
	Because I'm still there.
	I won't give it up yet.
	When are you getting out?
	I don't know.
	Can I just say this?
	And by the way, love you for saying it.
	Thank you and love you.
	Thank you.
	I love you back.
	I love you both back.
	When we bonded in the hall when you bumped me that you don't remember.
	And smoking a fat-ass Cheech and Chong joint with Kurt Metzger.
	I bet Kurt remembers it!
	Oh yeah, that's how we became friends with Kurt.
	I want to have a place that is off-grid, like you got here, where we're at.
	Antarctica, I'll say.
	I'm not gonna tell people where we're at.
	But tell me if I'm crazy.
	Roseanne, I paid so much percentage in taxes this year and I fucking drive down Fountain.
	That's why I came here.
	And I'm like, I'm on Indiana Jones.
	They can't fill a fucking pothole with this guy Newsome.
	So my question is, I don't want to give it up the state.
	I want to help make it great again, like a baby Don.
	Or you're saying I got to jump ship.
	You do.
	You know, they kicked Newsome out, but they just printed up fake ballots and kept him in.
	It's so corrupt.
	You know, Larry Elder should be the guy.
	Everybody voted for him.
	I love Larry.
	It's smart.
	But are you telling me there's not a turn?
	Are you telling me we're going to have to let that jewel go?
	No, you'll see.
	When we have the election, I don't know what year it'll be, if we ever have one.
	But, you know, California already went red, and they just fucked it up and lied.
	Every place was red.
	Trump got 81 million votes the first time, and he got even more.
	Alleged.
	Put it this way, I know a dude who says he's a dude but he's transitioning, purplest of hair, and he's like, yeah.
	These people on the left are fucking nuts.
	Everybody's safe.
	But I'm telling you, I don't know how it's a blue state anymore because I know super woke people that are like, I'm out.
	And I know a lot of rich entertainers that act a certain way, but you know, they fucking love their money and you know how they vote.
	Of course.
	I know.
	They're all hypocrites.
	And they all have guns.
	Yeah, 100%.
	100,000%.
	They are steeled up.
	And they all pay their maid shit.
	100,000%!
	They are steeled up.
	And they all pay their maid shit, I know that too.
	I know it.
	I know it.
	No, it's true.
	You gotta get out, Jamie.
	I always ask when I go to their house.
	And then come back.
	First thing I do is ask their staff what they're paid.
	I love you.
	Because I was a maid.
	Fuck them people.
	I was a maid too.
	You were?
	Well, yeah, I guess who it was house I cleaned, one of the first houses ever.
	Who?
	Janine Garofalo's apartment.
	Ugh, I bet that was nasty.
	Are you kidding?
	Isn't that wild?
	Was it just cat hair and dildos?
	No, she was great.
	But she was great, come on.
	And I told her that on the Jimmy Kimmel show.
	Isn't that weird?
	Yeah.
	She was just blowing up as a comedian and I was starting out as a maid.
	She probably hated that.
	She turned out weird.
	She was great.
	She was sweet and a good tipper.
	So anyway, I love her.
	Let's go eat.
	Yeah.
	Let's go eat anyway.
	See you next time all.
	Bye bye.

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