Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool

All Episodes

Previous Next

April 11, 2024 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast

01:42:01

Jim Breuer!!!!! | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #43

Large

Audio Only |

Scroll

Time	Text
	Greetings humans and earthlings and any animals who might be listening in to the sound of my melodious voice, which they're so attracted to because they're intelligent.
	Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast. Today we have a Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba banger!
	Because we have Jim b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brewer!
	Hi, Jim.
	How you doing, Roseanne?
	I'm good, it's so good to meet you.
	You look amazing.
	You're so nice, thank you.
	You're very welcome.
	Here we are in Florida.
	I'm so happy to be able to talk to you.
	I always talk to you on the phone and try my jokes out on you.
	You are so funny.
	I don't even know how funny you are.
	Because you're just this face thing you go into, I just start cracking up.
	Well, I think I was the born looking the way I do was definitely a help.
	I mean, I look I look stoned all the time.
	And then I was a cartoon guy.
	You know what?
	My influence was Richard Pryor.
	Me too.
	So Richard Pryor, he'd say it and he'd act everything out.
	He was the street storyteller and he didn't mind put whatever part of life into it, which I loved more about him.
	He's probably one of the only truthful comedians I mean, there's a couple of them out there, but he was raw truth, and that's, to me, that's my, I guess that's where I kind of got it from, or where it started from.
	I think I got mine from him, too, because it's like, get inside the stereotype and punch out the walls from inside.
	Yeah.
	That's what I got from watching him.
	Yeah.
	But I love that you, we have so much in common with having Really, I don't know how to say it gingerly, but really dumbass children.
	I mean, it's just so great to hear you gripe about your kids and I'm like, oh my god, I'm so happy someone else puts up with this.
	Well, I, listen, so The last couple of years, my stand-up went, even before it went in a certain direction, and I hate being labeled.
	I can't say, oh, you're a right wing.
	No, I'm not.
	No, I'm not.
	It's just common sense.
	I'm saying what I'm seeing.
	So I'm not emotionally attached to anything.
	But my kids are, Dad, you know, the last couple of years, so many things you're saying, like what?
	I don't know.
	It's a little aggressive.
	A little offensive.
	Like what?
	Well, gender's a real thing.
	Yeah, there's a man and a woman.
	That's not true.
	So, it's... That, in my words, this is... So my oldest one goes to college, right?
	Uh-huh.
	And I already knew that was gonna... I knew that was gonna be a disaster.
	I already knew it was going to be a disaster, and this is before I really knew what college was.
	And she goes there, and I'll never forget, in my town that I lived in, Chester, New Jersey, there's a bunch of guys who have coffee every morning for years, and there's one transvestite.
	Yeah, I remember when there were transvestites.
	Transvestites!
	Yeah.
	A man who dresses like a woman.
	Yeah.
	That's a lot of work.
	I don't have a problem.
	That's a lot of work.
	That's Halloween every day.
	That's a lot of work putting into that.
	So as this person comes in, you know, we're quiet, we snicker, we show respect.
	And then the story was after, I think the guy's name is Bob, and he dresses like a woman.
	He wears his heels and all.
	He comes in, he orders a muffin the first time I saw him.
	He's like, can I get a chocolate muffin?
	So, I'm telling my daughter this, because then I saw him dressed as a man dancing with a woman.
	I'm like, wow, that's really weird.
	I saw Bob at an event tonight, and he's a transvestite, and she...
	He's not a transvestite!
	He's transgender!
	And you can't say transvestite!
	You can't say transvestite!
	That's what it is!
	No it's not!
	It's transgender!
	And gender!
	And then she tried to school me that...
	Did you know the natives had transgender men?
	And then I immediately just stopped my bankroll.
	I said, that's it.
	The check is done.
	I don't know who's teaching you this, but I just took $30,000 and threw it out the window for you to come home uneducated, telling me that Native Americans are transgenders.
	Well, my professor is part native.
	Of course he is.
	Just like that jackass politician chick.
	Elizabeth Warren.
	Yeah, just like Elizabeth Warren.
	Sure, okay.
	Pocahontas.
	She did the swab once and was like, oh, I'm 2% Native.
	No, it came back, she was none.
	Oh really?
	I think Donald Trump had more Native Americanism.
	I think I have more Native Americanism.
	I think we all do.
	I listen to Native flute music, so technically that makes me... It gets in there.
	It gets in your DNA when you hear stuff.
	Yeah, so a certain amount of milligrams of an edible in native flute music, I am native.
	That's right, for that moment.
	Yeah, but my kids definitely give me a hard time.
	And there's a little bit of an angry undertone.
	Yeah.
	That comes out once in a while.
	Because they're like, oppressor!
	You're like, oppressor?
	I pay your fucking bills, you bitch!
	You dirty little bitch!
	If I was there, if I was married to you, I'd grab her by the hair and swing her around three times.
	Of course, that kind of says what I've done to my kids.
	Well, they're all like that.
	I can't stand it either.
	I said something to her about the Jews, because we're Jews.
	Right.
	I said, how come you're not this and that?
	And she's like, well, Mother, I really don't care.
	It's hard for me to care about 1% of the world when 99% of the world is suffering.
	I go, you dirty bitch!
	You're out of the well!
	I am not leaving my money to any communists.
	I worked too hard for communists to take my fucking money.
	You know she wouldn't give the money away though.
	She's a communist and once she gets the trust fund she's going to be such a capitalist.
	How old are we talking here?
	She's 50.
	Yeah, it's sad.
	Yeah, 50.
	And still a communist.
	Through menopause and everything.
	Still a leftist commie.
	Still doing it.
	Still Bernie, the Bernie bros.
	I can't do a damn thing!
	Do they travel?
	No.
	Have they been to other countries?
	I don't think so.
	No.
	I mean, I try to take my children to give them cultural enrichment by taking them across Europe and stuff, but that one was, what do you call it when you're coming off math?
	She was coming off meth during that whole trip.
	I paid a million bucks for the rats.
	That was a tough trip.
	I almost killed her ass over there in Mar- what's that called?
	That Spanish island.
	I almost left her and buried her ass over there in Mar-a-Lago or whatever it's spelled.
	Dumb bitch.
	There's the cultural enrichment we got as kids.
	Traveling the world so we could call it fucking Mar-a-Lago in Spanish.
	No, she- it was- Morocco, you're talking about?
	Morocco?
	Yeah.
	We were actually, like, near Madrid, I think.
	Doesn't matter.
	Anyway, yeah.
	Wow, so that's a whole different issue.
	Yeah.
	Is it?
	Wow.
	Consider yourself lucky.
	And she didn't go to college, either.
	I wish I would have sent her to college.
	Maybe that would have sobered her up.
	No, she'd be way worse.
	So she has kids, too, and then you have the grandkids from her.
	Yeah, and I have a granddaughter from her, and the little girl's, like, Oh, we love Bernie.
	This was in 2020, whatever it was.
	And how old was she when she said that?
	Well, she was only six.
	Yes, six.
	We love Bernie.
	Listen to what I said.
	I go, well, you better not love Bernie because I'll tell you what, he makes me pay so much money that I could be buying used toys with.
	Bernie takes my money and gives it away to other people.
	Trump wants me to save my money and that's why I bought you this dollhouse and this here and this chalet, Barbie chalet, which I have to keep in my bedroom because her husband's a libtard too and he's like, we can't have plastic in this house.
	So I have a room there and it's all full of Barbie chalets because they can't have plastic.
	So... But no, I said, Trump wants me to spend my money on you.
	Bernie does not want me to spend my money on you.
	So she goes to her mom, she goes, you have to like Ketchup, because her mom hates ketchup.
	Yeah.
	She goes, you have to like ketchup if I have to like Bernie.
	So, my youngest one came home the other day and she's like, I'm quitting my job.
	And she works at a country club, right?
	I go, what are you?
	I'm tired of, like, I'm doing ten times the work as this guy and that guy, and like, we're all making the same money.
	And then at the end I have to share all my tips.
	When I'm working ten times, I'm like, oh, welcome to socialism, asshole!
	How's that working?
	Oh!
	Now it sucks!
	Now, Bernie sucks.
	You work hard, but you make the same as the shithead that's sleeping all day.
	Wow, what a concept!
	Let's all share, right?
	Isn't that great?
	Tell you what, you go out and gather eggs, and you go to each house and gather all that, and when you come back, we all get to eat it!
	How fun is that?
	Isn't that great?
	You dumbass.
	You know, because you listen to professors, and that's another thing, the word professor.
	Yeah.
	When you realize the English language is nothing but voodoo.
	It's just... No shit!
	It's voodoo bullshit!
	No shit!
	Yes, it is.
	Nothing but.
	You know, government is a nice word for we steal and we enslave you.
	That's right.
	That's all it is.
	That is all it is.
	It's a threat to our democracy, which means it's a threat to our power of controlling you.
	That's right.
	It's a threat to our democracy.
	I hate when morons say, it's a threat to our democracy!
	What do they mean by democracy though?
	They don't even know what it means!
	They don't even know!
	You dumbass!
	Our democracy, which means that we have the right to keep you from voting for the guy you want to vote for, that's our democracy.
	And you're threatening that with your Trumpism!
	If you, if you, years ago growing up, if you said, oh my god this is a crazy country, did you hear about this country?
	And Venezuela, what's going on?
	Well, the people love this guy Antonio.
	And everyone loves Antonio.
	He's selling out arenas.
	I should save this for tonight.
	Hey, he's selling over here and he's selling this.
	And then all of a sudden...
	Charlie won, but everyone hates Charlie.
	So what'd the government do?
	They arrested Antonio and they threw him in jail and they're like, wow, that's a crazy third world country.
	Well, guess what?
	Yeah, we're in it.
	Yeah.
	And they all just, but that's the hour of, of the lunacy.
	It's the mafia.
	It is the mafia.
	It's a whole bunch of mafias that joined up together.
	It's the gay mafia, the Jew mafia, the black mafia, all the socialists, everything, the Catholic mafia, all of the socialist mafia, just trying to rip everybody off and put everybody who goes, wait a minute, in friggin' jail.
	It's the Nazis joined up with the fuckin' Stalinists, joined up with the fundamentalists, joined up with the freakazoid, uh, baby blood drinking Democrat donor, uh, pedophiles, and we're supposed to put up with this shit!
	Rosanna, I just fell in love with you even more.
	We're not allowed to hang out late at night with discussion.
	You know how many times growing up, this is another difficult thing I have with my kids, is they don't believe anything.
	You know, I'll sit there and I'll watch a movie and they're like, Dad, you wanna watch this movie?
	I went, no, because that jackass is in the club.
	What club?
	Me too, yeah.
	I go, oh, come on.
	You don't, oh, Dad, you really believe That people get ranked in their rear end to become famous?
	No.
	Nah, I never heard of that.
	He did, he had nothing to say on that.
	No, nothing.
	By the way...
	I won't say who told me, but one of my first introductions, and just back to the mafia, I would try to explain and go, listen, you have to join a mafia.
	You have to either join the Jew mafia, Jewish mafia, I don't know if Jew is offensive.
	Ah, we don't give a shit at this point.
	I don't give a shit either.
	Of course!
	you have to join a mafia or you're not... so let me explain this to you.
	Secret societies are what runs everything. Of course if you if you're a
	construction worker. Yeah. Union. And you start getting bigger and bigger
	eventually the big gorilla comes and goes yeah no shit.
	If you really want to get bigger or whatever mafia they are.
	It'd be terrible if you had some kind of accent on it.
	It'd be horrible if you knew shit burnt down.
	They threatened my mom's father.
	They said they came to the door cause he was a contractor in the, um, in the late twenties, early thirties to throw acid in his eyes.
	Jeez.
	Yeah.
	And then eventually he died young, but.
	That.
	Oh my god.
	They're just fucking crooks.
	Yes, but that's what's been running everything forever.
	I remember being on a film, and it was a very obscure film, and I was sitting there filming it, and I'm looking at Hell's Angels, and I'm like, why is there all...
	Hell's Angels here.
	Like, oh, well, there's just, you know, it's kind of security.
	Security?
	That's the best security.
	Well, yeah.
	Well, technically, yes.
	But the guy explained to me, he's like, hey, we're at a port.
	Every port is run by gangs.
	Right.
	I was like, what?
	And then I realized the movie So many movies and so much of Hollywood and so much are just fronts for a whole different shipping and handling and a business that no one has.
	Transportation.
	Everything.
	Cement.
	Transportation.
	Exactly.
	And people can't wrap their head around that because they're in love with it.
	They're in love with it.
	They're in love with the movies.
	They're in love with it.
	There's no business like show business!
	Wait, I'll do Ethel Merman.
	There's no business like show business, like no business I know!
	Pretty good.
	I used to want to be her.
	What was her name?
	Ethel Merman.
	Know what she made me?
	Was she in Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad?
	Yeah.
	Uh-huh.
	That, she was so... That was one of my all-time favorite movies.
	Yeah, I like that movie too.
	Ever, ever, ever.
	Jonathan Winters, the whole crew.
	Jonathan Winters.
	What did you get out of him?
	Let's go.
	I got to meet him once.
	Oh, I got to meet him too!
	So I went to, I was in the Montreal Comedy Festival and... That was a good festival.
	That was a great festival.
	It was a good, it was a good... Yeah, that was a great festival.
	Um...
	I called it the... the comic slave trading.
	So I was like, THIS GUY'S WORTH ALL OF THAT!
	WHO HAS A MINUTE?
	DISNEY!
	100 MINUTE TOUCHDOWN FOR $2.50!
	NBC FOR ANOTHER $3.5 MILLION!
	DEVELOPMENT DEAL IN A MINUTE!
	SOOOON!
	TUBBS TO CASTLE ROCK!
	Bing, bing, bing, bing!
	Yeah, right, yeah.
	Here comes a black guy, no one knows he's gonna be a huge star.
	He'll be like, oh, I got two million!
	Dream on!
	So, seven picture deal in seven seasons.
	Hold him, he can't work.
	So... Here's Jim Brewer, he's working for 50,000.
	50,000?
	What the fuck just happened?
	I got 30.
	So, I went, so, what was the, there was one hotel where we'd all be in, I forget, whatever
	It was in that hotel.
	And I'd go there and I would get starstruck by the older guys.
	Shit, I think Brenner was in there.
	Oh, David!
	I think it was David Brenner and Jonathan Winters.
	Oh, what a night.
	And there was someone else and they were having breakfast.
	And I stood there, you know, I'm staring at him like, you know, like there's a polar bear.
	And I'm like, yo, I'm just gonna pretend I'm hanging out outside.
	And so it's me.
	I think Chappelle.
	And maybe two other guys, and we waited patiently, and then when he started coming out, I went out like a little kid, like, Mr. Winters, I just gotta... And he, I'll never forget, he's like, where you from, kid?
	I went, New York.
	New York!
	And he went off... He did all the bits, yeah.
	On a 15 minute tangent!
	Oh, how awesome.
	And he started, a crowd started, he's like, you know when you're on the train, you got the Latinos, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah And there was a crowd around him and I went, wow!
	That was one of my all-time favorite moments ever seeing like a comedy legend and god.
	Genius.
	Remember he had that show and they just put him in a room with props and he'd like go and become a character.
	I remember as a little kid watching that.
	Yeah.
	Little kid watching that.
	And Robin Williams.
	I met him with Robin.
	Oh wow.
	And the both of them was there, you know.
	That's exhausting.
	It was exhausting.
	But it was like, wow, it's father, son.
	And they thought of each other like that, you know, father and son.
	Comedic.
	Yes.
	Father and son.
	But astounding.
	You see that Robin, I didn't realize Robin influence was him until I met him like, Oh, wow.
	That's Yeah, cuz cuz Jonathan be like, I do that like, Oh, it's more.
	It's more.
	It was so you could see those two.
	Yeah, brilliant stuff.
	I had that in my act where I go, I am now going to do a tribute to my favorite comics by doing their material.
	Some people would say this is stealing, but my lawyer assures me it is, I can call it a tribute.
	That's actually, you know, I always, years ago we did a... But then I would do their material.
	And they did well?
	Well, I thought...
	I just started talking about this, too.
	I always wanted to do this with comedy, so we did it.
	We did it on a radio show, and then I wanted to do it more and more.
	How rock bands do comedy, how they do covers?
	Right, that's what I think should happen.
	Because their jokes are just, nobody knows them.
	The greatest jokes ever.
	We should be saying, here's a tribute.
	Right?
	Exactly.
	And what we did... Oh my god, you would have loved this.
	So what we did is, we would go to Caroline's, and we'd have a panel.
	Oh, I love this.
	And we were just friends.
	Like, if me and you were hanging out, we'd drink, and we'd be like, okay, so who are you doing?
	We're doing... One guy did Woody Allen.
	I never knew the moose bit.
	Oh my god, you didn't know the moose bit?
	I didn't know the moose bit.
	It was this guy, Ben Bailey.
	And he went up, he did the...
	Murdered!
	Murdered doing this bit.
	And then it would turn into, you know, at the time I think Bush was the president, a guy went up and did George Bush and he did 10 minutes of Stephen Wright jokes as George Bush.
	Oh my God, that's brilliant.
	Murdered!
	And I keep going like, why aren't we doing this now?
	Like, why don't we, why don't we have fun putting something like that together?
	And you can get actors in there, whatever.
	Anyway, I always think, and that was my, that was a friend of mine, Pete Correale.
	And I just reached out to him again, like, we should, why not do that again?
	I would love to be part of doing that.
	The one time I saw at New York, New York, I can't remember what the club name, Catch a Rising Star.
	Yeah.
	And there was Gilbert Gottfried and everybody, it was way late at night, so everybody was shit-faced and stoned.
	And so Gilbert was always so scary funny.
	And he goes up and he's doing, um, He starts doing Roy Cohn.
	Did you ever see him do Roy Cohn?
	No.
	The crooked friggin' gay guy that helped the McCarthy thing happen?
	No.
	By implicating gays when he himself was secretly gay and communists the whole term.
	Of course now he looks like a hero that he was Exactly.
	the commie threat way before we did.
	Exactly.
	But Gilbert would do Roy Cohn jokes and he would become Roy Cohn and it was so offensively
	hilarious.
	There's nothing I've ever seen in my life that compared to that.
	So the 40 year SNL reunion, I sat next to Gilbert, right?
	So me and Gilbert... I should have gone to that.
	I didn't get the invite till it was over.
	I got that fucking invite because I never read my mail.
	I found the invite after the son of a bitch was over and I would have really liked going to that.
	It was an amazing event and all that, but it was funny when we first got there, they were like, uh, your wife's not like, it's only you, your wife's not invited.
	So I had my wife there and she's like, but she can wait for the party like four hours from now.
	And I just, I went, Oh, okay.
	We went in through another door and they had they had tape on all the chairs.
	So I just tore the tape off.
	I took the fucking tape off.
	Now like you sit there and just be cool.
	I think it was father.
	Yeah, I think he was supposed to sit there and he came over and he was like, I don't know, I think you're over there.
	But Gilbert's sitting next to me.
	And we're in the back.
	We're cast members.
	I didn't even know Gilbert was a cast member.
	I didn't either.
	I didn't either.
	I had no clue.
	He was on there probably for a blip.
	Yeah.
	And there was a lot of people that were not cast members.
	That were towards the front, which I get, you want to show television, but Gilbert- Yeah, the people, the producers are fucking.
	Correct.
	Right.
	Correct.
	Yeah.
	But the best part was, Gilbert, as each guy comes in, he would go, He'd go, AL SHARPTON IS IN THE THIRD ROW AND WE'RE IN THE LAST!
	AL SHARPTON!
	Then he'd get like... It was one after the other.
	I couldn't breathe.
	I was laughing so hard.
	And I forgot the show.
	And I forgot the show and it was like a gay guy and they live with a chick and whatever and he'd go, The gay guy from the NBC show that no one knows his name is in the second row, and me and Brewer are in the back.
	Dude, see?
	He went on.
	Everyone that came in the room, he's like, that's the B actor from the movie that nobody saw.
	And we're in the back row.
	Chevy Chase is nowhere to be found!
	But Al Sharpton is in this!
	Al Roker is now sitting in the front!
	Next to Leonardo DiCaprio!
	Did you see what he did?
	You know, Lorne.
	Talk about Lorne.
	Yeah.
	Oh, we love Lorne, don't we?
	We love him!
	I... I...
	I never had an issue with Lorne.
	Okay, good.
	I'm glad, because Lorne's Lorne.
	He's a generation or two idol, but he does weird shit.
	Like the other night, now they're all talking, he had a Palestine comic host.
	What?
	On SNL?
	Last week, I guess, yeah.
	And go Free Palestine, and the Jewish audience, because it's Lorne Michaels, they'll go like this, Free Palestine.
	Yes!
	Kill all the Jews!
	Let's kill all the Jews!
	Thanks, Lorne!
	Thanks for bringing it up, Lorne!
	It was true.
	It's like, okay, America is gone.
	They've killed America.
	It was so shocking.
	I don't even fuckin' know.
	It's just so shocking.
	Wait a minute.
	See, I'm so tapped out.
	I don't watch any TV.
	I don't watch movies unless I'm on a long flight.
	The last I was blown away was Shane Gillis hosting, which I thought was hilarious since they kicked him off before he was even on.
	And by the way, Shane had the funniest sketch going.
	One of my friends was like, you ever see this guy?
	And it was right when he got fired.
	He had the funniest sketch of being a fireman, and he was a secret lover of Trump, and the more wasted he got... Oh, he did it on YouTube, I think, later.
	Yes!
	I did see, yeah.
	I was like, this guy's brilliant!
	This guy's brilliant!
	So that I was taking back, like, they're bringing Shane on?
	The guy they kicked off because he wasn't politically correct?
	And then last week they had a...
	A Palestinian comedian.
	Yeah.
	Is he popular just because he's from Palestine?
	No, it's just, you know... It's an agenda.
	Are you hosted?
	Yeah.
	I don't... And going like...
	See, this is when I'm like... Was he hosting?
	I only heard about this from you.
	I heard he was hosting.
	I don't watch TV either.
	I don't know.
	But anyways, he goes... Who knows?
	I just want to take this opportunity to say, this is enough of this.
	Free... He didn't cry, but it was on the verge.
	We must, here at NBC, we must free Palestine.
	And the audience is like, we're all Jews, but you know what?
	We've got to free Palestine from our own family and he's right.
	We deserve to die.
	Let's kill our own family because we're Jews and we cannot live because we're bothering people.
	Never stopped us before.
	We cannot be allowed to bother people.
	It just makes me sick!
	Are they cutting to Lorne during this?
	We didn't want to.
	You didn't want to, did you?
	I just saw the clip, and I was shocked, because I'm like, look what they're doing to American kids.
	And they're doing it on campus, like, you know.
	Hey!
	Do you think... See, then I think... I totally think we're at war.
	We are!
	We're in a big ol' war!
	But we're...
	They're not killing us with the guns and all that.
	No.
	They're just hitting us at every angle, but we're so... Subversive.
	Dumb as a rock.
	Just going, yeah, you know, train came off the rails again.
	Whoops!
	Weird.
	Weird.
	That's like the fifth in the last six months.
	Yeah, the river's got poison.
	Isn't that weird?
	That's fuckin' weird.
	Holy shit, they just destroyed all these eggs and they got us some fuckin' disease!
	TWC, one of our favorite sponsors.
	Yes, definitely.
	They do damn good work.
	They're getting medicine to people that need medicine.
	That's what we want to be a part of.
	Isn't it great?
	Americans are waking up now and everybody understands now more than ever that we've got to have, you're doing good if you've got these life-saving medications on hand, you know, because they aren't just remedies.
	There are lifelines for the next time.
	Mental lifelines.
	You know it.
	You're going to have it, right?
	Because there's going to be a next time.
	Yeah, Contagion X, right?
	That's the one that's coming?
	That's what they're saying.
	And the wellness company's contagion emergency kit.
	Has got you covered.
	The only one of its kind.
	This prescription emergency kit provides you with a carefully selected assortment of effective medications for COVID-19 and other respiratory illnesses.
	Yeah, it's not just COVID.
	A lot of people think we're pushing just this COVID thing.
	It's just a medical kit for all sorts of shit.
	Yeah, for all kinds of respiratory illnesses.
	That's the bad one.
	Here's what you get.
	Ivermectin.
	Hydro...hydro...I have been practicing.
	Hydroxychloroquine.
	Nice!
	Hydroxychloroquine.
	Let's see if you can get this last one.
	Buddhasnamtapratam.
	And that's HCQ Z-Pak and you get Buddha SunAid.
	SunAid.
	Buddha SunAid.
	You've been practicing.
	Buddha SunAid.
	And you get a nebulizer along with it so you can rest easy knowing you've got emergency meds on hand along with a guidebook to know how to use them correctly.
	And it's backed by research and endorsed by experts like Dr. Peter McCullough.
	We love him.
	And we also love Dr. Harvey Reich.
	Yep.
	Doctors that actually practice medicine.
	Yeah, and they actually cared about human life.
	Yeah, they want to save their patients.
	They're crazy.
	The Wellness Company's Contagion Emergency Kit is a must-have.
	Avoid the chaos, wait times, and price of a hospital and have exactly what you need for as low as the cost of a single doctor visit.
	Go to TWC.HELP forward slash RB And grab your Contagion Emergency Kit.
	Do it right now.
	That's TWC.HELP forward slash RB.
	And if you use the code RB, you will save $30 at checkout.
	When you were in Hawaii, you know, me and Hannah were forced to fend for ourselves with food.
	How'd that go for ya?
	It was tough.
	Cause you know, Hannah's like fucking eight months pregnant.
	It's just tough to get her to do anything.
	She just sits there and like a roly poly and burps all day.
	Poor thing.
	I know, and I don't, I'm not going to cook.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	That's her job, right?
	So, you know, we've been doing these ads for, for Home Chef and we did, uh, we did a meal prep a while ago and I was like, you know what?
	They, I called them up and I was like, Hey, You owe us a couple meals.
	We want to do more ads.
	And I said, of course, we love you.
	So I actually took care of a couple meals for Hannah.
	And it's pretty easy.
	And you made it yourself?
	Yeah.
	It's like... With what they brought.
	They bring you all the stuff.
	You open this box and it's all the ingredients.
	They're good ingredients.
	It's not like canned shit.
	It's like actual real food.
	Yeah.
	And then it's like this big, like you have to, you'd have to be an idiot not to be able to do it.
	And it shows you in big pictures.
	Even me, I was like, oh, I just put this much and I didn't have to measure.
	It's all pre-measured.
	I put it in, it's like shake the skillet, this much.
	And I cooked really nice meals.
	In fact, I really want you to try that.
	What is it?
	The blackened, uh... Blackened salmon.
	That one, that, I told you about it.
	That was amazing.
	Yeah.
	You were telling me that was really great.
	So, whether you prefer classic meal kits with pre-proportioned ingredients, And easy instructions, like if you have a son like Jake.
	Or speedy recipes ready in less than 30 minutes, which I love that.
	Oven ready kits with pre-chopped ingredients.
	That's really cool because the chopping is what's tedious.
	That's the best part.
	That is the best part.
	You don't have to do any of that shit.
	That's so great.
	Or quick microwave meals that assemble in minutes, which is great.
	I can do that.
	Home Chef has you and the entire family covered for delicious meals without all the hassle and chopping and cutting yourself.
	I don't want to do that.
	Screaming and getting the band-aid.
	You'll skip all of that.
	It's good.
	Especially if you're old and you can't see that clearly anymore.
	This is for you.
	For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 18 free meals plus free shipping on your first box and free dessert for life at HomeChef.com forward slash Rosanne.
	That's HomeChef.com forward slash Roseanne for 18 free meals and free dessert for life.
	That's a heck of a deal.
	HomeChef.com forward slash Roseanne.
	You must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert.
	So don't go over there thinking you're just going to get your free dessert if you're not an active subscriber, all you fat people.
	Which is mostly our audience.
	And by the way, they called me and they said they're not gonna offer you free dessert for life because that was based off a normal person's dessert intake.
	And after a month with you, they said we can't.
	We'll go out of business.
	You can't do seven desserts a meal.
	Crazy!
	And they made farming illegal!
	Holy shit!
	In the Midwest!
	And now a ship's taking out bridges!
	The power!
	Power went out!
	Like, are there people?
	All I imagine is donkey ears.
	They couldn't count the votes because the sewer backed up over there.
	What happened where they couldn't count the votes?
	The toilet.
	The toilet's backed up in Georgia.
	Yeah, they couldn't count the votes.
	We can't count the votes because there was the...
	OOHH OOHH
	OOHH There was...
	Water started coming out of my...
	And it was dangerous so we couldn't do the most.
	Oh, that's my new favorite.
	Wait a minute!
	Wait a minute!
	I love this one.
	Well, the ship lost power.
	And then the black box just went blank.
	But, nothing to see here.
	How fucking stupid is society?
	How about that they're watching them bring in non-Americans, because Tucker just said this and I was so happy.
	Oh, this is the greatest too.
	They're watching them bring in non-Americans to vote for the leaders of America.
	How crazy, crooked, evil is that?
	People who hate America!
	Now, I heard some heavy shit too, and I don't know if it's true.
	What?
	I don't know if it's true.
	I gotta turn you on this guy.
	I don't know who the guy is.
	I'm terrible at names, but I saw he gives these lectures and it was from a couple years ago and I wish I knew his name.
	But he was explaining our birth certificates.
	Oh, I know who you mean.
	David, uh-huh.
	David S. He's also talking about JFK Jr.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	I gotta make sure it's true and let everyone check it out.
	I believe he said the U.N., and the United States does not know this, the U.N.
	owns, I want to say most of our border.
	Yeah.
	I've never heard that, but I wouldn't- I've never heard that in my life either.
	But also a lot of Americans don't know Washington D.C.
	is not America.
	Right.
	That's right.
	It's a foreign power.
	It's a foreign power.
	Right.
	He's said, and I have, I don't want to put it out there.
	Oh, we put everything out on this panel.
	What?
	How do we not know this?
	How do we not know that the U.N.
	So then, you know, then you go into the theories.
	I hate the word conspiracy theory because that was created to make you stop thinking.
	Right.
	When anything got too close to real, they said that.
	Correct.
	And there's certain talk show people out there that really drive me fucking nuts because you get too close and he's like, no matter, this is their game always.
	Well it ain't like Trump!
	He's a liar!
	He's a liar!
	He should be in jail!
	What has that got to do with the... Well, at least it wasn't Trump!
	Tell you that, that guy's dead!
	How's he not getting humped from behind at a person?
	That's it exactly for everything.
	That's their go-to with everything.
	They don't have a go-to.
	That's their go-to for everything.
	So let me ask you about the situation with kicking schools' children out.
	They're putting migrants and now they're allowed to have guns and become police officers.
	Well, I'll tell you what.
	All I know is that TRUMP'S A LIAR!
	AND HE'S A NAZI!
	HE HATES JEWS AND BLACKS AND HE'S A MURDERER!
	What the fuck just happened?
	What does that have to do with... It's um... It's their go-to.
	And it works.
	It works on less and less people all the time.
	I...
	I think that... But that's their base.
	Their base is that much.
	I think it's ending quickly.
	It's starting to... I hope so.
	I think that, honestly, I think this, what you said, like the SNL, I think that's starting to... I feel like you have to work out, you have to wake up certain societies.
	Right.
	And certain societies and ethnic groups always were sticking the same group.
	We vote this way.
	Yeah, always.
	We don't care if the Antichrist comes in and urinates on a blind girl in public.
	He's a Democrat, and that's what we vote for!
	Or he's a Republican, that's what we do.
	But this is the first time I've seen each group going, We might actually have to do some investigation as for what they stand for instead of what they look like.
	I learned something a long time ago, which really blew my first real introduction to show business, which was the greatest.
	It really was.
	It was the greatest.
	It was an all-black show, and it was filmed in Harlem.
	It was called the Uptown Comedy Club.
	I remember that.
	But I thought this is the way Hollywood was.
	These two guys, it was Kevin Brown and Andre Brown, they would sit us all down and they would talk like morals, spiritual, looking after each other.
	And I thought that was like, I fucking love show business.
	And I won't say which one, but I remember First hearing from a couple people there, uh, hey, did you, you know, we went to Hollywood and, uh, did you know so-and-so, so-and-so, and so-and-so?
	They were chicken hawking.
	I said, what the?
	They all laughed and I didn't know what chicken hawking was.
	What is that?
	That is when, and they dress him up like girls.
	So transvestites.
	Gucci boys.
	Correct.
	And the three big names, um, they're big names.
	And one is still out there and he owns a, cause he's worth a billion dollars.
	He owns teams and blah, blah, blah.
	And I didn't realize two years, I'm like, oh shit.
	And then another guy started telling me about Puff Daddy and J-Lo.
	He's like, you know, J-Lo's gay.
	And this one's gay and he's like the gay mafia and this is all just a thing.
	And then you got to go to, I was like, you guys, what are you talking about?
	And you're like, this is the way you get it.
	And you got to do this.
	And I'm like, what are you talking about?
	And that, that was the, that was my first introduction.
	I didn't believe any of it because it's too shocking.
	It's too shocking because we grew up with the persona of, and it's not just show business.
	It's everything.
	It's everything.
	I knew it because I'm from Salt Lake City, Utah, so it wasn't no surprise to me because all's I seen was gay couples married to the opposite sex.
	And children.
	That's all Utah is.
	It's like the husband is an interior decorator and the wife weighs 400 pounds and runs the house.
	Every family!
	And I just knew.
	It's like, oh, they marry up to raise children and have a family, but they all go someplace with their friends.
	That's how it is.
	And so I always saw the world that way, plus I have two gay siblings, so I really knew it was true.
	Right.
	Because my sister was going out with Mormon housewives and my brother was going out with their husbands.
	So I knew it.
	Everything is just, you know, it's all false.
	It's a facade.
	Yeah.
	Everything's a show.
	Everything's just false.
	Because they don't feel safe to be who they are.
	And then once you do them a favor and let them be who they are, and I'm not just talking about gays, I'm talking about anybody who has a secret or living a double life.
	That's the last thing you want.
	It's to let them be their true self.
	I'm telling the truth.
	No, you're right.
	It's just, it's like... Their chains are off.
	Then they go batshit crazy.
	Because they don't know how to handle acceptance and love.
	They've grown up knowing, I gotta hide, I gotta fake.
	And then it's, you know, that's a horrible way to come up.
	And I know because I... Correct.
	Came up like that too.
	And then all of a sudden, they love ya, you go nuts!
	That's what happened to me.
	I'm like, what?
	I got all these millions of people watching my show and everywhere I go, they love me.
	I'm like, how in the fuck am I supposed to do this when I hate myself?
	And I just became funny because I hate myself because my whole family hates me.
	Now everybody loves me.
	What the fuck?
	I guess I better go shopping.
	So I had, first time I got paid, I went out and bought 16 dining room sets.
	Just going nuts!
	Yeah, batshit crazy one.
	I mean, that's what happens.
	Especially when you're young.
	How old were you when that show... I saw you on... I was 34.
	So when was the Dangerfield special the major launch?
	Well, it all happened at once.
	It was the Dangerfield thing, the George Slaughter special about funny women stand-ups.
	Yes.
	But the Tonight Show is the big one.
	On the Tonight Show, because I was the first woman in eight years.
	And so, the Tonight Show led to the Dangerfield thing, led to the George Slaughter thing, and they all happened within two months.
	Wow.
	It was like, bing, bing, bing.
	And then, when I was on the Tonight Show, the first night, Julio Iglesias was on there, and he asked me to open for his 18th City Tour.
	My first Tonight Show.
	Wow!
	I was like, 18 weeks?
	That means my husband can quit his job and we can move to, you know, move my kids out and get a house in Hollywood.
	So it happened extremely fast.
	Yeah, and I wasn't prepared for none of it.
	No one is.
	No.
	No one is.
	Nobody is.
	And people don't understand that either.
	And it doesn't even have to be showbiz.
	I try to explain to people, you know what it's like growing up and you go, oh my god, I love I love this musician, and this is my favorite actor in the world.
	And then, in a snap of a finger, your favorite musician is like, hey, you wanna hang out?
	What?
	I know.
	Hey, you're allowed in this club.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Me?
	I'm still driving a Honda Insight.
	What's going on here?
	People don't understand the power of vanity.
	Vanity's a monster.
	Oh, shit.
	But did you ever really trust it?
	I never trusted it because I was like, I knew, because I did talk to her.
	Other people that were famous, more famous than me about it, it's like, I say, well, did you trust it when they bring you in?
	And most of them, real famous too, would say, no, I never trust it.
	I never thought I belong there.
	Always knew I was an imposter that didn't really belong there.
	Even like these really, really big time folk, Academy Award winners and shit, they still feel that.
	And that's how I felt.
	I never, I always felt they was going to turn on me any minute.
	And of course they did.
	Yeah, they did.
	And it was true.
	Big time, yeah.
	But I never felt I belonged.
	But then you'd see these people that are half-whacked and have not a lot of talent.
	They feel happier than a motherfucker.
	They belong.
	They don't have no self-doubt.
	Have you noticed that?
	Yes.
	I love you.
	Yes.
	And again, that's sort of...
	I think that's part of, like, anyone who doesn't work, they just show up at the construction site and they're like, you're the foreman!
	Course I'm the foreman!
	They don't know, but they're being set up.
	That's true.
	They're being set up for the Great Fall.
	they don't know they're just being, you know, the vultures are on them just so...
	How many more we got in the stockpile?
	Great, I'm done with this one.
	What happened to me?
	It's fucking true.
	I know.
	I know.
	I've seen it a billion times.
	And the only thing I can thank God for is the way I grew up.
	I grew up extremely blue collar.
	One for all, all for one.
	Yeah, that's the majority of it, ain't it?
	Correct.
	Everyone looked after each other.
	And we didn't care.
	The Jew was there.
	The Guinea was there.
	Not the Indian.
	The fucking Indians were there.
	There was the fucking Colombians were over there.
	But we all, when shit was going down, we all looked after each other.
	We all looked after each other.
	Well, we all went to the cookouts and were nice.
	Then you went back home, and that fuckin' idiot.
	Yeah, the fuckin' Jew fuckin'- Of course he didn't bring that, cause he's cheap!
	Cause he's a fuckin' Jew!
	And he knows his shit!
	And the fuckin' Indians, Jesus Christ!
	Wash your feet once in a while, for Christ's sake!
	I was like, what?
	Do they know that smell is disgusting?
	And the fuckin' Latinos, they play- Are they ever unhappy?
	With their fuckin' music?
	Jesus Christ!
	Fuckin'- What is it, 40 of them in there?
	Oh.
	It was- Yeah, my street was hilarious.
	Mine was too.
	It was a real inner city.
	We had a lot of black people too, which always was fun.
	And my, my mother, my mom used to get mad at me because I would, uh, we would do each other's makeup, me and the black girls.
	She goes, that makeup is way too dark for your face.
	You were doing blackface.
	You didn't even know it.
	See, now I grew up in extremely high racial tension.
	Like at the end of the street was all black and we were all white.
	And I didn't really, Lose my views?
	You know, that's the way you're taught, like any black guy.
	Like, oh, hide your shit!
	He's gonna rape and kill you!
	Get it?
	Everybody!
	He's walking down the street!
	Jesus Christ!
	He wants trouble!
	He's got a gun!
	He's black!
	You see him on the news, don't you?
	Here's another black guy!
	Fucking monsters!
	So if you saw one, you're like, oh shit.
	And then not until, and then this is what blows my mind, to go from that to now I'm in Harlem every day.
	And my whole, my whole life, my everything, my whole perspective of everything changed.
	And that was also one of, that was also something I learned when I went back to my town that I grew up in.
	I don't know if you know, but I'm on television now.
	And I make a lot of money, but I am on television now.
	And I went into the local pub with my peacock feathers.
	And I'm like, can you turn on the channel that I'm on right now?
	Are you still doing sanitation?
	Of course you are.
	Right?
	And so, and there was a guy from the high school that I always looked up to and he was like, what's it like working for them?
	And I, and I, and I, It was the beginning of my growth in life.
	I'm like, oh my God.
	So much is just taught.
	And I'd be like, no, no, no, you don't understand.
	That guy there, he's one of my best friends.
	And he looked at me, he goes, oh, you got to say that, huh?
	And I realized at that moment, it wasn't a race thing.
	It was just a society thing.
	Everyone's taught a certain thing.
	Tribalism.
	It's natural.
	Well, they want us in our little pens.
	They want us to stay in our little pens.
	I call it human veal.
	They want us in our little pens so they can slaughter us when it's time, you know, and we'll go against each other and they don't have to do nothing.
	Which... It's just awful, but it's just like divide and conquer.
	It's the oldest thing in the world.
	It's the oldest thing in the world.
	And then I get into... I go into...
	I remember we were touring years ago around the bus and we'd always watch Bob Marley.
	It was a lot of pot involved too, but we'd watch Bob Marley and he would say shit now that I think about.
	I remember him saying things like, all governments are illegal.
	Yeah.
	Learn the word government, what it means.
	Why so long people take care of each other?
	Villages, we look after each other, one for all.
	Why you need government?
	For what?
	So they could send your child to go kill somebody?
	That is exactly it.
	And I was like, no wonder they fucking killed that guy.
	Dude, we've got a threat.
	We've got a glitch.
	This son of a bitch is starting to get to the white people and we've got an issue.
	Peace and love, talk about God.
	I got it.
	Didn't work.
	Jesus Christ, get him cancer or something.
	The guy that gave him cancer confessed on his deathbed that he did it.
	No kidding?
	He said he put the shot in the shoe and said, here's some custom boots we had made for you.
	And he tried it on and he felt a brick in his toe.
	And it was the cancer stuff.
	The shot.
	What was it like?
	Did you get to know Kennison at all?
	Yeah, pretty good.
	Is it him?
	He's like, I have a dream.
	I have a fucking, a fucking head wound!
	All we are saying is, shut the fuck up!
	He, he's another one.
	Like he was a big influence too.
	Yeah.
	On generations.
	Yes.
	So great.
	Yeah.
	I thought he I thought he... He burnt bright and blew out fast.
	Yes, he's another one.
	So when you blow up like that, and I think he was... I don't know how you did or... Tortured.
	Yeah.
	So to go from, again, like you said, and all of a sudden you're in the... Yeah.
	Everyone thinks you're the greatest thing in the world.
	Now what are you going to do for jokes?
	People... People like you.
	People like you.
	You're not going to come up... Who are you going to fight?
	You're a millionaire.
	Right.
	Who are you going to fight now?
	You're not going to fight them people.
	They don't... You're not even in that thing anymore.
	It takes a lot of shit to find your funny again.
	And I felt like he was like, I'm out of funny, see ya.
	Probably, he was probably like, I said everything I had to say, or did everything I had to do, and then you hit that mark, and boom, blow up.
	I saw him in Tampa, and it was like going to a Metallica concert.
	I've never been, I've never seen such madness.
	But his opener at that time was a monster.
	Carl just died.
	I know.
	That was a tragic story.
	Right?
	I don't know if you know the teachers.
	I do.
	It's so horrific.
	Yeah, it's a bad story.
	Huh?
	We don't have to go there.
	It's a bad story.
	No, we don't have to.
	It's a bad, bad, bad story.
	Well, now I want to know, but you can tell me off.
	We'll talk it off then.
	Well, I saw they was doing weird shit over there.
	Correct.
	Comedy store, and they were doing some weird shit.
	There was some weird shit going on there.
	Weird shit.
	Weird shit.
	I did see, did you hang out in the comedy store at all?
	Never.
	Oh.
	The only time I, because I was a New York guy.
	Oh yeah, I forget.
	And L.A.
	freaked me out.
	L.A.
	weirded me out.
	I didn't know how to explain it.
	Every time I'd go out there, it was just a weird... It's in the air.
	I can't see it.
	You ever go to Arizona?
	Mm-hmm.
	When I go to Arizona, I get a weird, incredible, good feeling.
	A peaceful feeling.
	Yeah, I get that in Texas.
	When I go to LA, I'm like, what the fuck?
	I'm waiting for people just like, hi, I'm waiting for a lizard tongue.
	Body snatchers.
	You saw that, right?
	You saw the tongue come out?
	No, I didn't see nothing.
	So it was a little too weird for me.
	I had some shows being developed and then I spent time out there.
	And me and Chappelle at that time were very close and he's, me and him would talk shit for hours, hours, and I thought he was way, way too far into it.
	But what he was saying was right on target, too.
	Yeah, that's why he left for a while, didn't he?
	He's deep, deep, deep.
	At least that's what I was, if that's true, but...
	I know shit about it.
	I know a contract dispute happened.
	I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.
	If I ever run into him, I will give him a very slight, quick slap right upside the head.
	Why's that?
	It won't hurt.
	Why's that?
	But it just needs a little reconfiguring there.
	My mother's a very proud Jewish woman.
	Oh, he said some things that he don't understand why he's saying, but he just needs some reconfiguration.
	You know where their eyeballs go like this?
	Then they're reconfigured.
	I do that a lot to help people.
	Especially black people nowadays, because they're really lying to them.
	They're really lying to them, and it really upsets me.
	You didn't like that he said, the Jews.
	I don't like that he said, the Jews.
	That pissed me off about Chappelle.
	I didn't hear it, so tell me.
	Because I can't say, you know, the blacks.
	That's true.
	You just don't go, THE ITALIANS.
	I'll tell you what THE ITALIANS.
	You say, and lump them all together.
	Yeah, there's more than one kind.
	Correct.
	You don't go, THE JEWS.
	No, it's just bigotry.
	Yeah.
	You gotta go, there's bad and good and everything.
	There is bad and good and everything.
	Everything.
	And everything and everything.
	You can't just say all of them are one way.
	Correct.
	Yeah, correct.
	For fuck's sake, I'll slap him real hard.
	I think that's why I spoke to him Just like this.
	Well, you guys do a little harder.
	I probably I think you got a little harder there.
	But I think what happened between you two?
	Did you fall out?
	Or did you just go different?
	No, no, no, we we I think different ways, but I'll put something out there that I don't know if he We were filming a movie, and he also had a lot of pressure from HBO, or not HBO, Comedy Central.
	Comedy Central, the worst bunch of people on earth.
	Horrid.
	He then, while he was on the show, when it was blowing up, and we were, remember the Aspen Comedy Festival?
	Yeah, that was fun.
	I did that too.
	He came there, and he was freaked out.
	Yeah.
	I said, what's, what's going on?
	And all I could say is, he was visited.
	Yeah, that's what I think too.
	And when he told me who visited him, I still, my heart stops for a second, I'm like, get the fuck, and I'll never forget, he went, you believe me, right?
	You believe me, Jim, right?
	And I could, I could, he's like, they came to me and he said the names.
	I'm like, get the fuck.
	And what happened?
	And then all of a sudden he went to Africa.
	Yeah.
	That's what I remember happening, but they never really said what happened.
	Were you threatened?
	I mean, I don't know much.
	I don't have, I guess none of my business, but I know for a fact.
	He was corrected.
	He said.
	Correct.
	Yeah.
	He was, hey, by whoever it was.
	Hey, we need to have a conversation.
	Would you like some of your own coffee in your house?
	What?
	Yeah, like that heavy shit.
	And that's the first time.
	You know, I would, I would, I would.
	So when I saw him come back, um, It was a lot less communication.
	And maybe he just, you know, maybe he just grows, whatever.
	But I can honestly say, maybe I'm crazy for, and I am crazy for saying this, when I saw him completely come back, I really questioned if that was him.
	Yeah, I know, right?
	I think that.
	And I know that's really crazy.
	I think those same things, yeah.
	I know that's crazy.
	Well, it's no crazier than that.
	The trains are going off the rails!
	I tell you what, these fucking boats are running in the bridges.
	Son of a bitch, the goddamn fucking electricity went out, and you know... Let me get the... You know what?
	The black box don't work.
	Son of a bitch, it's been working for years and years, and all of a sudden this fucker went out of business.
	So we don't know what happened.
	All we know is the fucking ship... Yeah.
	Whoopsie-daisy.
	Okay!
	Aliens!
	In the mall!
	Can we go to Aliens?
	Okay, let's go to Aliens in Miami, walk around the mall.
	Come on, Roger.
	Can we get another bombing somewhere?
	Yeah, no shit.
	Terrorist right over here.
	No shit.
	No shit.
	But do you think that they clone?
	I mean, I won't be surprised if they clone.
	If they clone people.
	Or a chip.
	It could be him, but controlled.
	Yeah, they could've chipped somebody.
	I mean, maybe they'd take somebody away.
	Because you see that boot on him.
	You see him with that boot.
	Dave had the boot?
	No, I've never seen Dave with the boot.
	Yes, I've seen the boots.
	How do so many people?
	I don't know.
	But then they come back and they're like, better.
	They're nicer.
	They're more easy going.
	Which reminds me, when I was in the Nuthouse, this is way too long of a story.
	I gotta think.
	I love this.
	No, any story that starts with when I was in the Nuthouse is gonna be good.
	Oh, I was in so many Nuthouse, but my first, my premier Nuthouse experience, I was 16.
	And, uh, yeah.
	16 and yeah. 16? Yeah. Oh wow.
	16?
	Yeah, I got hit by a car and it went in my head and I got a tragic head injury.
	Traumatic brain injury.
	Yeah.
	And two times a brain concussion, blah, blah.
	Well, when I woke up, I was angry!
	No, no, I wasn't angry.
	I just was not my regular self.
	It's just a long story.
	So I wasn't How they thought I should be.
	So anyway, they go, she's mental.
	My parents, she's mental.
	Wow.
	But so they, I went in there and, uh, we had this girl in there and her name was Debbie and I don't know what was wrong with her, some kind of something, but she'd walk really slow.
	Like it'd take her an hour to walk from here to that wall.
	She'd go like this.
	Walk really slow and that lasted about half a year and then because I was in there for a year and then they took her away She started screaming one day She starts screaming and then start walking really fast back and forth like 20 times faster than she'd ever been moving So they took her away to the factory wherever they reconfigure you and brought her back and she's walking slow again Oh, and that was in the that was in the 60s.
	You're a kid Yeah, so I saw.
	That's an age that's really vulnerable.
	Oh, they was giving the electric shocks to other kids and taking their brains out.
	Yeah, taking their fucking brain out and all shit like that.
	It's that era.
	It's that era of Cuckoo's Nest, right?
	Yeah, but you know, so I don't, I don't doubt nothing they can do.
	I don't either and I think it's It's very frustrating that people don't understand the boogeyman exists.
	They don't know the devil's alive.
	They don't know the devil is everywhere.
	The devil dresses up as the military.
	The devil dresses up as someone you love.
	The devil dresses up in the government.
	The devil dresses up as your favorite imam.
	They're everywhere.
	Where do the demons go?
	They go where they can feast the most.
	Where the child molesters go?
	They go where the children are.
	And they wean their way in.
	Because they don't think like us, do they?
	They're all like, where can I feed?
	They're vampires.
	They're vampires.
	And werewolves.
	And werewolves.
	Joe Rogan said that one time to me.
	He's like, I'm like, I never really thought of it like that, but you're right.
	They're fucking vampires and werewolves.
	They're not human like us.
	They're not.
	Because we want the best for everybody's kids.
	Correct.
	They don't.
	You know, I had a, uh, and I'm sure you've had some whack jobs in your life.
	Few of them.
	Huh?
	Yeah.
	A few.
	Exactly.
	So I've had one, I'm dealing with one now.
	It's a whole court thing.
	It's a whole different, uh, but there was one that was really, It was a little spooky and I remember dealing with the police and the detectives and I just couldn't wrap I always try to find the rationale like maybe they were abused maybe maybe something happened maybe why did they think this way and the detectives like Jim
	Don't try to figure this shit out.
	Yeah.
	These people are wired completely differently.
	Yeah.
	You'll go crazy trying to figure it out.
	Just believe they're crazy and they're evil.
	It's that simple.
	It is that simple.
	And they see it.
	They understand it.
	They know how they, and I don't think society understands that exist.
	They don't understand predators.
	They don't understand predators.
	And how good they are at sniffing out prey.
	The most innocent prey.
	Because in my opinion... That nobody will believe.
	Correct.
	In my opinion, we're all really innocent.
	We're innocent.
	Human beings are really good.
	So I'd go to... I think so too.
	I know so.
	I've been to... I travel to Africa.
	I travel to places where there's tribes so I can just watch basic life again.
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	They look after each other.
	Oh, my God.
	No one's got blue hair here.
	Oh, no one's confused.
	No one.
	Wow.
	They look at you.
	Okay.
	A mom is a mom.
	A female is running the group here.
	It's just it's simple.
	The way life is, the circle of life and everything has a meaning.
	This whole society is a made up society.
	It's made up.
	Everything's fucking made up.
	The house is made up.
	Our shoes are made up.
	It's all fucking made up.
	Yeah.
	Illusion.
	And it's an illusion.
	And amongst the illusion, the demons walk amongst us.
	That is so true.
	And they, and they're everywhere.
	And it's the, and I feel like it's the time of, you got to step up and, and point them out.
	You do.
	ASAP, doesn't matter if it's a politic, it doesn't matter what they are.
	You have to start pointing them out.
	It's game time.
	Yeah.
	It is game on.
	It's game on!
	Isn't it?
	Game on!
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	When you see your kids and what they're going through, and they don't even know what they are anymore, how much longer you gotta wait?
	Yeah.
	How much longer you gotta wait?
	And the fear, they put the fear in the parents.
	The fear of telling your child the truth.
	It's not so.
	We're afraid to tell them the truth.
	It's not so.
	Did you see the War on Children that Robbie Sterbuck and his wife did, that documentary?
	It's called the War on Children.
	It's called the War on Children.
	Yeah, it's excellent.
	We had him on to promote it.
	Yeah.
	No, I gotta watch it.
	It's brilliant.
	Definitely watch it.
	It is brilliant.
	I gotta watch that.
	It's so calculated.
	Yeah.
	Because, you know, if the, whatever they are, they're not even communists.
	They're Nazi communists, devil worshippers.
	Demons.
	They're just evil.
	Yeah.
	Their number one thing is destroy the family unit because then you can do whatever you want, especially to send the dad away.
	Like every imperial power, when it takes over a lesser, a less powerful government or culture or people, the first thing they do is send the dads away.
	They either arrest them all, put them in prison, or make them go somewhere else to work.
	Because that leaves the mom and the kids for prey.
	And they're always preying on the kids.
	Always.
	Don't kid yourself.
	Always.
	War, to me, the reason they have war is so they can get at kids.
	To get at the kids.
	I never understood that.
	And the first one that really, I have to say, it was one of those... There was a moment... Did you ever see the Trump and Hillary Where it was when they just finished their first debate and there was a, I don't know if it was a fundraiser or whatever, and they're basically roasting one another.
	Oh yeah, with the Jesuit priests.
	Yeah, with that Catholic group, yep.
	Yes.
	And Trump said something like, you know, Hillary says... I can't do Trump.
	He says, takes a... Village.
	Village.
	She's taken several.
	And she would know that she took several in Haiti.
	Yeah.
	I loved it.
	And the whole fucking room went... You saw all the... The seething, yeah.
	The seething reptilians.
	You saw Schumer go...
	We must seize him!
	He's been a mole!
	He's been... He's a Johnny Brasco!
	This motherfucker!
	Seize him!
	If you go and get... Here's what I love about Schumer.
	Amy's nephew.
	Er, I mean uncle.
	Amy Schumer.
	Big fat Amy Schumer's big fat ugly uncle.
	He goes like this.
	You want to come for the deep state?
	They have seven ways on Sunday to get even with you.
	This is our representatives.
	And nobody blinks an eyelash.
	Everybody's like, oh, he's so right.
	You should start off your podcast with that statement and just play it over and over again.
	I'm going to do it.
	We'll both do it.
	People forget he said that.
	You want to mess with the Deep State?
	We have seven ways.
	We can bang you up the ass.
	We can poison you.
	Oh my God!
	Where?
	Ships!
	Aliens!
	War!
	Oh my God!
	Did you hear what this savage of humanity just said?
	The serpent of humanity.
	How about Biden?
	I told him they got six hours to can the guy or they ain't getting the fucking money to kill the Jews in the Ukraine.
	What?
	Dude!
	I mean, but, but here's the power.
	And they're like, Trump was on the phone talking about that.
	He needs to be, uh, what do they call it?
	He got impeached for it.
	Impeached.
	We're impeached.
	Nancy Pelosi.
	They impeached him for asking about it.
	What do you call it?
	Oh, what is she?
	What do I call her?
	Nancy?
	No, I have a whole name for her.
	Skeletor's wife.
	Skeletor, I like that.
	Isn't she Skeletor's wife?
	Yeah.
	She's the worst.
	I said she, me and her used to hang out, you know, when I was a Democrat, but except for she drank, she would drink me under the table and then start blowing guys, promising them if they voted for him, she'd give him a blowjob.
	Who's this?
	Pelosi.
	Oh, okay.
	No.
	I'm kidding.
	Allegedly.
	Are you?
	No.
	Just the Bowery bombs.
	Just the bombs in the Bowery.
	She did blow them for votes.
	But she is just not a ladylike person.
	That, and I gotta be honest with you, It enrages me more when females... Me too!
	...are involved with evil shit.
	Me too.
	You goddamn bitch.
	I'm like, I fought that fucking hard for you to take your candy ass up there and wipe out every other woman.
	Fuck you, you're getting the evil eye.
	You know, Judaism teaches us.
	Do you love how I did that?
	Judaism teaches us Jewish women that we are to Not give the evil eye.
	We have to try everything within our power to not release this deep-held hatred and evil eye that we have in us.
	We've got to get over it and replace it with love, but it is in there with this evil eye, especially when we see a Nazi or a freak or some kind of creep.
	We can't help it.
	We're like, and I've done it on this show.
	Here's what you're going to get.
	This is scary.
	And I've had to do it.
	I've had to do it to Nancy, and, you know.
	I try not to do it, but, you know.
	I believe any woman or mother worth her salt, you never need to hit your kids.
	You just give them the evil eye.
	Oh yeah.
	And they're like this.
	You don't need anything else out of that.
	Right?
	So I think women need to be aware of their power of the evil eye and use it on these people that are trying to destroy women.
	They're trying to erase women.
	How stupid and crazy can you be?
	That's what drives me even crazier because I think Women are the purity and they're goddesses.
	You give life.
	You create life.
	You'd think somebody would fucking appreciate that, Jim.
	But that breaks my heart when they're evil.
	Not only when they're evil, it's just where we're going, where it's like they've done everything they can to take that away from you, like the motherhood, the power, and the majestic... The birthing people?
	Oh my God.
	It doesn't get any more godly than that.
	Our chest feeding.
	And you know what they call the vagina?
	The bonus hole.
	I'm not kidding.
	Yeah.
	And even the medical things, the medical hospitals that do insurance, call the vagina the bonus hole.
	Yeah.
	They're all using that language from the trans.
	Can't call it a vagina.
	The trans have now co-opted language and the word woman is out of the language.
	Which is mad.
	It's complete madness.
	It drives me out of my effing mind.
	And I started thinking about- But it's Satanism.
	Of course it is.
	When did, all right, so when you think about all this, this is what, my oldest daughter, as much as she, dad, what you're saying is really, it's not very smart.
	You haven't been to college and I'm more educated.
	She does hit me with huge surprise.
	She gave me this book and it was called Ishmael.
	Ishmael.
	I'm like, what?
	I don't read books.
	And I don't.
	I'm horrible at books.
	I think I read Steve Martin's book.
	And I tried Ozzy Osbourne's book.
	So that was my, my book.
	I tried The Alchemist and I can't read it.
	This book, Ishmael, was so incredible for me and life-changing.
	It's something I've always felt in life.
	What I want to know is, when did we go, as human beings, from We're a tribe.
	We look after each other as a family and as all these little families.
	When did we go from that to... You need a Bible and you need to go to school!
	Put on a tie!
	We need you in the classrooms at 6 to 4!
	We need to create a government and some tanks and this and that!
	And then we're gonna create this and we're gonna build... When did we go from... We breathe the air.
	We drink clean water.
	We look after each other, we have everything we need to eat and take care of one another, to, that's mine, and we're gonna create corporations and we're gonna build schools and we're gonna need to educate you.
	You go to a tribe, they're not fucking educating you.
	They're educating you how to live life.
	Yeah.
	The spirit of life.
	Your spirituality.
	How everything has a meaning.
	The tree has a meaning.
	You cut the fucking tree down, you're cutting a soul.
	Right.
	And you have to understand what you're doing here.
	You know, like, oh, we need more shoes and shit.
	It's, um... Yeah.
	It's, that's to me is the biggest, and Ishmael, you know, and I go back and forth with my wife
	because she's Christian and she's Jesus and the book and da da da, and it was just funny
	because she's been the anchor of my life, but like, you know, she'll listen to Christian music.
	And she'll listen, and I can't turn it from there.
	And oh my God.
	Every song.
	I was like, All right, I got it.
	Nine hours.
	Can we turn on some fucking stones?
	Just for a minute.
	But how?
	I don't so what the book basically explains is, it's all stories.
	It's all story.
	Everything we believe in is just, at the end of the day, a story.
	It is just a story.
	And you can say the story was written a billion years ago.
	It's time for a new story.
	I think so too.
	Absolutely.
	And it's time for a powerful, loving story.
	I started ending shows by going, hey man, Tonight someone was diagnosed with cancer.
	And I go, and this one kid, he's now got Down syndrome and he's in the audience too.
	And then I do like three or four where they're like, Oh shit.
	And I go, So let's look after each other for those real problems and put aside all the little things we're labeling ourselves are, because they want us to kill each other.
	Yeah, they do.
	Let's get back to humanity.
	And I don't do it for the half.
	I do it for the one person in the back of the room going, you know what, you're fucking right.
	And it was a struggle for me too.
	I have friends that are psycho liberal.
	Yeah.
	And I can't sit where I these are people I grew up and I'm like, you fucking are you?
	Like, what am I doing?
	What are we doing?
	What?
	Yeah, this is what they want, right?
	What connects us?
	What?
	You know what?
	Mom's dying.
	I went through this with my parents.
	Let's let's let's concentrate on that.
	Let's concentrate on looking after each other again.
	And I don't know what that move is, Roseanne, but it's got to come quick.
	I think it is that what we have to be told and realize that, God, we have 99 things that we agree on and one thing we disagree on.
	Let's just put it aside for now.
	For now.
	We can come back to our hate and all that shit later.
	Sure.
	But let's put it aside for now when we're at this precarious point in our country and the world, because the world needs us.
	They need America.
	Oh, they need America.
	Let's put it all aside, come together, fix this, save this, because this means so much.
	Look at the people breaking down our doors to come here.
	They want to come here for something that we can't let disappear.
	We can't let them ruin it.
	Well, here's I feel like that was the past, meaning you were coming here to get away.
	You know, the Cubans and Latinos.
	I mean, when you're in a fucking raft with your children, you're coming from a horrible situation.
	I mean, think about you taking your child.
	You're like, we don't know if we're going to live.
	I think what's going on now, It ain't that.
	There's a whole different shabiggle coming our way as the big giant sleeps.
	I think so too.
	Oh, I know so.
	It's like an invasion.
	I know so.
	It's sleeper cells.
	It's a full-blown, in my opinion, this is an invasion.
	So it's only a matter of time before this is destroyed.
	You know, I just... That's what we have to get together and do something about.
	We do.
	I think, to me, I mean, I think I have the darkest vision.
	What's yours?
	I think they're importing Jew haters and Jew killers.
	That's what they're bringing in.
	Really?
	Yeah, that's what they're bringing in, ISIS.
	That's who they're bringing in.
	But don't you think we were a big help of ISIS?
	Don't you think we create ISIS?
	Oh yeah, we trained them over there to bring them here.
	So we're part of the issue, you know what I mean?
	I ran Contra.
	It's been since then.
	Train them to bring them here when we need to.
	Because what they do, these people that are at the top of everything, our owners, all they do is look, they don't see people, they look at pools of capital.
	Correct.
	Pools of money.
	Like a corporation.
	Yeah, they are corporate.
	Where is the biggest pool of money?
	Because we got to go there and steal it.
	And how are we going to steal it?
	We're going to send in ISIS and our shock troops, just like Hitler did.
	Our ground troops, our brown shirts.
	They're going to terrorize everybody.
	We're going to get them round up and then raid their houses, steal their art, everything like that, kill them, send them away.
	That's what they do everywhere.
	That's what they do.
	Steal art, money, houses.
	That's what they do.
	That's interesting.
	That's what the owners of the world do, the Bank of International Settlements in Bern, Switzerland.
	They only care about art, money, currency, although they're in a currency war, too.
	But, you know, they see that America still has a fat middle class, so they're going to go there and steal them blind.
	They already stole the people of color working class blind.
	They got no money left.
	They gave that to their shock troops.
	They're replacing the American people.
	They don't like us because we're fat and we pray and cling to our guns and Bibles.
	They don't like none of us.
	No, you're right.
	No, you're absolutely right.
	You're absolutely right.
	We gotta go.
	We're in their way.
	We are in their way.
	We complain.
	We want medical care.
	We want days off.
	We're nothing but a pain in their ass.
	We're useless eaters.
	We're individuals.
	We're armed.
	We think, worst of all.
	We're armed.
	It's very interesting.
	You know, and I thought of, uh... And why wouldn't they want to come here when the girls are like, come on in!
	You know, and they're half-dressed.
	Come on in, we love you!
	I mean, and they don't think they're gonna get... You're gonna, like... Ziggy was here yesterday.
	She goes, you don't need to worry about Roe v. Wade.
	You're going to be raped and put in a concentration camp!
	My God!
	They don't know!
	They don't know.
	They don't know.
	They have no freaking clue.
	They're just privileged.
	Privileged kills.
	I've said that for a long time.
	Oh, it murders.
	It's murder.
	Because you don't see what's around you.
	Right.
	You're like, hey, I live in a nice place with nice things on the walls.
	I got no problems.
	I have a, I have a friend, right?
	So we, we, we raised our kids in a, in a nice area.
	I grew up blue collar and, and I, when blue collar, anyone who makes money that didn't have the money, they want to, they want to take care of, ah, it's like drinks on me!
	Right.
	I gotta go!
	And we do that to kids, and then it's... Yeah.
	This kid, and we're good friends with them, I get a text from my... I get a text from my wife.
	Holy shit!
	Emergency!
	Call now!
	Our kids are safe, no one died, but I need this... Oh, shit.
	Long story short, a good friend of ours, they're... they're... they're kids, who are privileged kids, They're, you know, they're wet behind—they have no clue, they're just bright-eyed, britchy-tailed, like, oh, we got a pool, we got a thing, we're cleaner, and life is good.
	They go to the Dominican Republic to a— Why?
	Spring break.
	Oh, okay.
	You know, 18 and over, you can drink.
	Oh, okay.
	And they lure the spring breakers.
	Uh-huh. And they don't go off the resort. Well, they're at the resort, and one guy kind of starts chirping and
	purposely starts going after this little group, and then starts taking shots out. Ping, pang, pong, and next thing
	you know, security comes, and the cops, and they go, Hey, we want to take you kids. Terrible what happened to
	you. Let's bring in the station so we can write a report.
	They bring them to the station, and they throw them all in fucking jail. Wow.
	Oh. God.
	And then next day, man, if you want to make your public and then they notice security is the same people working at the prison.
	And they don't know they're being set.
	The point of the story is people have no clue.
	Yeah.
	All the workings that's going around them.
	You say with the privilege and all they have no clue.
	Super Beets.
	We've been eating those Super Beets things.
	Those human Super Beets?
	Yeah, we got them in Texas.
	So we've been traveling.
	It's just really hard sometimes to get these products to us because they're like, where are we sending it?
	Well, I brought a whole fistful of these Super Beets little candies.
	They're this big.
	You get into them, they're nice.
	They're chewy and cool.
	Yeah, they're kind of good.
	Like, they're healthy, but they're kind of like... I don't know how to describe it.
	Like, if you have the fatty oral fixation you and I have, like we just want to eat candy and stuff, you kind of... Well, chewy candy.
	Chewy candy.
	Not the hard kind that breaks your veneers, which I've done over and over.
	And they told me to stop doing it, but I never did stop, and then I had to keep replacing my veneers.
	And now you have a fake tooth.
	Do you want to show people your fake tooth?
	Oh, I forgot to put my tooth in.
	I see, I couldn't even tell.
	But no, the human Super Beats, they're like, oh God, what were those candy we had as kids that were so good?
	Starburst.
	Mm-hmm.
	It's kind of like Starburst.
	It looks a little like that.
	And it feels delicious.
	And it does taste like a beet.
	It does.
	It's like a beet Starburst.
	Yeah.
	I don't know if we're selling it, but it's actually really good.
	It is good.
	And you can, you know, you have them as a snack for fatties, but it's also really good heart health.
	Beets are very, very good for you.
	And, you know, it's not bullshit, if you want to tell me.
	Right?
	Paired with a healthy lifestyle, the antioxidants in Super Beets are clinically shown to be nearly two times more effective at promoting normal blood pressure than a healthy lifestyle alone.
	So, double your potential with Super Beets Heart Chews.
	Get a free 30-day supply of Super Beets Heart Chews on all bundles and 15% off your first order by going to GetSuperBeets.com and using the code ROSANNE.
	That's GetSuperBeats.com and using the code ROSANNE.
	People today, they're like, look at the ball games.
	I can't wait for the Super Bowl.
	Hey, what's on NBC on Thursday night?
	Are they doing reruns of my favorite show?
	I love Daryl Swift.
	Keep on coming.
	Here's a gun.
	Here's a thing.
	I gotta fucking do it.
	Keep on coming, keep on, you got, here's a gun, here's a thing, here's a fucking shit, just, no.
	Yeah, I know, it's astounding.
	And Taylor, I'm glad you brought her up.
	What the fuck?
	What is that?
	She came back different.
	Oh, she came back different.
	She got the word.
	She got visited, for sure.
	Oh, she came back a whole different.
	They all come back.
	She's like, I like men now.
	Big, beefy men.
	Just like J-Lo.
	I came back to Ben Affleck, who I left because he teed on me with all kinds of drunk strippers.
	Forever.
	But I came back to men!
	I married that short guy and had kids with him, but you know.
	You know what they say about short guys.
	But I'm back with Ben Affleck.
	I say, Affleck.
	He's a psycho, that Ben Affleck.
	He's a psycho.
	I don't know anything about him, but it's... He walks around with J-Lo like this.
	I love that you said you heard J-Lo was gay too.
	We all heard that.
	I heard that in the 90s.
	When she was dancing on the... With the whole gun thing.
	It was a gun thing and it was explained to me then.
	That it's all a show, she's now gonna blow up, which is exactly what happened, and he was explaining what Puff Daddy was in the community, and then there was a whole thing with Jay-Z, and I'm like, what?
	What are you talking about?
	Like, I thought, ah, maybe because we're stoned, you know, and the fuck he's talking about.
	And, and this also is a very, a guy with a very well known name, uh, who was telling me at the time, I was like, what?
	What?
	And, and yeah, society has no clue.
	They have no clue.
	I just started showing, sorry, go ahead, what were you going to say?
	I forget what I was going to say.
	Well, I was going to say, I tried showing my wife.
	We, we were good friends with someone.
	I go, uh, I just saw a picture of so-and-so.
	And I'm showing it to her and he's got, he's got this.
	Uh-huh.
	The one eye.
	He's got the thing.
	Now I freaked out because I'm a metalhead.
	So I used to always do this.
	So people were like, Jude's in the fucking club!
	And they do it to her all the time.
	No!
	I like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden and it's fucking metal!
	So yeah, in the beginning when all that shit went crazy.
	There is some fucking wackadoodles out there.
	Absolutely.
	She gets it a lot.
	Cause there's, she did a picture where the photographer's like, Hey, can you just do this?
	So she did it.
	And now they're like, she's part of.
	And she brings over this, uh, it's a pin you put on your coat and it looks like an eye.
	And she goes, can you hold this over your eye?
	And I'm like, why would I want to do that?
	Because it's stupid, right?
	Well, I just... I'm like, why don't I just put it on my shirt?
	No, put it over your eye.
	I go, why?
	She goes, everyone does it!
	So I go, oh, okay.
	So I go like this and they're like, she's Illuminati!
	Controlled up, that's what you get called.
	Anyway, you were saying, sorry.
	Yeah, no, no, no.
	And it's, I just took pictures for the first time, whatever, and the guy I wasn't really thinking of it.
	He put antlers on my head.
	He's like, you look really funny.
	He's like, you make all these faces and he has it and I'm waiting to see it.
	And as he was taking the picture, I mean, I took many pictures.
	This is in Arizona.
	And then he had these antlers.
	He's like, it's gonna look so funny and goofy.
	And then when I was done, I'm like, is he trying to?
	Yeah.
	Of course he is.
	Why the fuck would you put antlers on my head?
	Because he's in the club.
	Now he's in South America taking pictures.
	I'm like, did I just... Is this gonna cause a whole firestorm?
	Like, but that's...
	Yeah, because they get you tired.
	But I know I'm not, you know, I ain't got to worry.
	You're not.
	I'm not fucking worried.
	I did it too.
	I wouldn't be driving a Honda Insight.
	I'm not going to let them say because I have black and white rug in my living room.
	Oh, that was another one.
	Oh, you have checkers?
	Yeah.
	I'm not going to go that far with their ass.
	They're crazy.
	They did that one too.
	I saw, do you remember the, well, the Floyd, one of the cops, it was going around where this comedian Ben Bailey was the cop.
	I'm like, are you guys?
	Are you fucking retarded?
	What's that?
	Ben Bailey's a comedian.
	They're saying he was one of the cops.
	Do you remember the one cop that had his knee down?
	Chauvin, right?
	Chauvin?
	Chauvin.
	Oh, okay.
	And it was all over the internet.
	It's Ben Bailey.
	I get those a lot.
	Okay, so there's a lot of you that are completely out of your mind.
	Completely ill.
	Completely ill.
	Okay, I know Ben Bailey.
	Ben Bailey's not the fucking fake actor cop standing on the guy.
	Now I see what they're saying.
	It's not him, dummy.
	Yes, I love it.
	It does something to you to get that self-righteous indignation and rage,
	you know, because we talked about anger. But when you feel that anger rising, it kicks in
	some kind of chemical that makes you feel good for a little while, and then you feel like shit
	after. You feel shit. It's like, why did I give in to that devil thing? But they love going from
	that rage to the next rage to the next rage.
	Yeah.
	So they have to get that rush.
	Yes.
	Chemical rush.
	So they just invent it with shit.
	That's a black and white floor!
	I don't get it!
	They just have to invent the rage.
	Or the Candace slap last week.
	A lot of them did that when you were critical of what Candace said about Israel.
	Same triggers, same reaction.
	I'm just talking about her social media crowd.
	Yeah, they're no different than the people they say they can't stand.
	They trigger my rage and I get high.
	It's brainwashing.
	Sickening.
	It's part of the MKUltra shit, I think.
	I don't know if you want to hit on this, but are you getting ready to roll?
	Okay.
	When you started just speaking your mind, I don't even call it speaking out, speaking your mind.
	And I started, a couple of us started speaking our mind.
	Certain people definitely start coming your way, and certain crowds, and all that jazz.
	I found that, word this the right way, did you find like even, even Even when you speak your mind, you have to be careful who's starting to show up at the door.
	Yeah, you do.
	And they say, like, oh, I love what you're doing and fucking thing.
	And you're like, I don't know if I trust you either.
	I think you're in it just for either the publicity or you work on the other side and you're one of them sent to look after.
	Who the fuck are you?
	Moth.
	I've always been a non-team.
	Yeah, me too.
	I don't want to be on nobody's team.
	When I was in high school, I hung out with everybody.
	I was with the jocks.
	I was with the stoners.
	I was with the metalheads.
	I was with the dorks.
	I was with the dweebs.
	And everyone had something to offer.
	But I never was like, I'm a jock.
	And even as I, even the last couple years, I noticed they're trying to lump me into like, you're this.
	I'm like, I'm not of that.
	I'm a fan of most of it, but don't.
	Yeah, I'm not that.
	Don't label, because I don't know if I trust you either.
	Yeah, when they try to slap that label on you, like I said, you know what?
	Don't call me a conservative.
	I'm a radical constitutionalist.
	I like that.
	See?
	And that's what it is.
	It is that.
	It's that simple.
	Don't try to get me.
	It's not even radical.
	No.
	Constitutionalist.
	Yeah.
	It's the opposite of radical.
	Okay, but don't try to lump me into something you can use for fundraising.
	Correct.
	Right.
	I'm for the Constitutional Republic.
	Correct.
	That's what we're supposed to be in, but y'all stole it from us, so what are we going to do about it?
	What are we going to do about it?
	They stole it from us.
	They completely stole it.
	We got to get it back.
	I didn't know history.
	Until, and now as I'm speaking, what we talked about before is like why they create all this, is to keep you constantly in the dark.
	When you learn history, you learn the Constitution, but you know, I started thinking, Now, if we fought the British because they were so evil, which they were, then why the fuck are we best friends with them?
	Because they took us back in 1812.
	We had to sign up again.
	They took our Constitution away.
	And that's what nobody knows.
	We did this with Derrick Johnson yesterday.
	Nobody knows.
	Then who wrote the history books?
	Who writes our education?
	Who writes all this if we don't even know that shit?
	And then, you know, I'm starting to learn Well, World War II, like, the Nazis never surrounded.
	The Germans never surrounded.
	No, they came here.
	Just the Japanese, right?
	Yeah, they came here.
	And not only they came here, we brought them!
	That's right, and they took over our medical and our space.
	So who are we?
	So who the fuck are we?
	I know who we are.
	Do you?
	Yeah.
	Who are we?
	We are a captured operation.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	So how do you break from that?
	Is there a break from it?
	I think there is.
	It's education.
	A lot of people are smart now.
	A lot of people are getting smarter every day.
	A lot of people will watch this and not know what the fuck we're talking about.
	But a lot will.
	Correct.
	A lot more will.
	Paul Revere.
	He didn't have to tell everyone.
	The ones that woke up new to... I read something, you'll love this because I loved it, that revolutions begin are one with less than 2% of the population buying in.
	Didn't we just hear that yesterday?
	Yeah.
	And we've talked about it before.
	Yeah.
	We don't need 100%.
	No.
	What do they call it?
	Only the smartest will do it.
	And we are doing it.
	And it's the hungry dogs.
	The hungry dogs fight to the death.
	I've never met Joey Diaz.
	I don't know anything about Joey Diaz.
	He's a comedian.
	He, he said, he said something.
	It's so street, but it makes all the sense in the world.
	He's like, you could change everything with just three motherfuckers.
	You don't need an army.
	You don't need three motherfuckers to get some serious shit.
	And I just, it was such a, I mean, I grew up with a lot of guys like that.
	I was like, wow, that's, That's true.
	That's powerful.
	It's like you don't need an army.
	You just need a small percentage that's willing.
	Of focused.
	It's Star Wars.
	It is Star Wars.
	And it's like, it's like this country.
	I mean, it was like a very small band of brothers with some of their wives and women involved that changed everything in the whole wide world.
	The world.
	The whole world.
	Just a small group that pledged their lives, their fortunes and their futures to each other for Just law.
	That's how we got America, was just law that would keep living and remain just, even if it was unjust.
	It had the technology embedded within it to make even the most unjust laws eventually just.
	That's what's so great about our system.
	We're the ones that outlawed slavery, but they never say that.
	They never say that.
	They never tell us the truth about anything, because they want us to be just dumb idiots that'll go like, you know... White people are all racist!
	And they're all supremist!
	Oh my god.
	It's the last fucking thing on earth that's true.
	How many times did you hear white supremacists?
	They all voted for Obama.
	How can you say that?
	Twice.
	How can you say that?
	You're so fucking stupid.
	I love all the words.
	They have the same set words and I don't even know they're doing it.
	White supremacists!
	White supremacists!
	They're fucking cockatoos.
	They watch the TV and They don't even know what it means.
	They don't know anything.
	And they're in charge.
	It's frightening.
	We have to take power from them back.
	That's what's so sad.
	Well, we have.
	I'm saying right now, because I'm glad your wife's a Christian, because that means she prays and I pray.
	And so I'm saying this prayer right now, which is off the charts because here we are doing dirty jokes and all, but I'm saying we are going to change things with this broadcast because I'm really feeling we're putting the pedal to the metal with this.
	With this podcast, and I'm thanking you so much.
	Yeah, I'm feeling it big time.
	How fun is it?
	This was awesome.
	We gotta do more of these.
	I think we should do a show where we get all the people who are not woke and pissed.
	I love that.
	And do a stand-up.
	You know, like they do that Kingsley comedy thing?
	Yes.
	Where there'd be a whole bunch of us, and we'd do a few dates.
	And just fucking knock it out, you know?
	Knock the shit out of them.
	I'm in on that.
	Hell yeah.
	You wanna do it?
	Any day of the week with you.
	Okay, let's plan it.
	You guys should also do a podcast together.
	I know, I'd love to do that.
	I would jump in whenever you want.
	I'll fly to where you're at.
	I'll step up and let you have it.
	I want to.
	I love you.
	You are so smart.
	I love you too.
	You are so smart.
	We're going to have fun tonight and I love hearing you're not sober.
	Yeah, no, I'm not.
	I'm not sober.
	Some people think I'm sober.
	Well, you can have one drink.
	There, I can tell, because my wife is sober, and she's the constantly designated driver.
	She'll watch out for you.
	She'll take us all back.
	She'll watch out for all of us.
	Yeah, because I'm not sober.
	She'll watch out for us.
	All right.
	She will.
	Thank you, Jim.
	That was... Thank you so much.
	Thank you.
	This was amazing.

▲