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#013 JP Sears | The Roseanne Barr Podcast

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	Greetings Earthlings!
	Thank you for coming to the Roseanne Barr podcast.
	It's going to be an exciting, exciting convo with an exciting genius.
	But how do you like my hair?
	It went out of control and I sprayed it with water because it was like total wire.
	I think it looks good.
	Bad Jew hair day.
	My hair sometimes becomes like wire and I can't do nothing with it.
	But anyways, I think I made up for it anyway.
	The testosterone is not helping with the hair?
	Well, it's supposed to.
	Yeah.
	It is making my nails a little stronger.
	And as Jake always points out, I am more pragmatic and calmer.
	That is true.
	I think that today is going to be an exercise in self-discipline for me because I'm going to attempt not to swear, not to use profanities, It's the same thing.
	Oh yeah, they are the same thing.
	Not to interrupt my guest because, you know, I'm just such a fan.
	Alright, I'm going to hold you to it.
	So, without further adieu, I'd like to introduce a very funny person and a great patriot, great thinker.
	He's up here in the penthouse of thought, which we always talk about.
	JP Sears!
	Yay!
	Roseanne, thank you for having me.
	And with your goals for today's show, anything I can do to help fucking support you not swearing, let me know I'm here.
	I have your back.
	Thank you, brother.
	And I don't think you can do it.
	She's not.
	I did it yesterday.
	I did it yesterday.
	I only said one F word.
	That was good for two hours.
	Okay.
	You know, I was praying on it before I did it.
	That's the thing, is I always pray, but you know what?
	I say the wrong prayers.
	That's my fault, not God's.
	Because I'll be saying, help me to, you know, channel, you know, the right message.
	But I didn't say, help me to channel the right message in the right way.
	See, it's two different things.
	You know what I mean?
	Sure, I get that.
	And, you know, I'm just speaking out of my butt here.
	I wouldn't be surprised if sometimes the right message in the right way purposely has swear words, because at times it can Breakthrough psychological barriers, like a little membrane is put up in people's minds and a, you know, the right tastefully done F-bomb or shit can help punch through that.
	It gets people's attention.
	Not trying to talk you out of your goal.
	I think you're fucking right on that.
	Whoops!
	No, but I do because it is, it is, it does punch through.
	I love the F word.
	It is the greatest lyrical word in the world.
	Do you, have you ever seen that old clip of the kind of guru cult leader Osho?
	Oh, I love Osho.
	And he, did you see the clip he did about all the uses of the word fuck?
	It's brilliant.
	Wasn't he brilliant?
	I don't know.
	Did you see the Netflix documentary on him?
	I did.
	Yeah, they definitely didn't have a pro-osho slant on that.
	I'm sure there's a lot of good things.
	Yeah, it was also kind of like, dude, his teachings are good and also sort of looks creepy.
	Once they get into having to have sex with everybody, they always violate their own message, but they cannot keep it in their pants.
	These men, something's wrong with them.
	Yeah, that yoga guy, Bikram, I mean, he was you know, actually assaulting women. Oh, I didn't know that.
	Yeah. Was that John of God? Oprah's John of God? He did it too. Well, that's another one. I
	just heard about him. Apparently, John of God was doing legit healing, like kind of miracles. And
	then you find out, oh, and he's having sex He can't keep it in his pants.
	Yeah.
	All of them are like that.
	I don't know.
	It goes to their brain.
	I would think so.
	The Bible says that men's downfall is bad food and bad women.
	I think it's true.
	And I would guess those guys, after many years of Seeing people see them with immense power, they make them their source of divine inspiration.
	I would guess a lot of them actually believe their own rationalizations like, Oh, God wants me to have sex with all these women there.
	You know, it's a way I transmute power.
	That's what What's-His-Name said, the polygamy guy that's in jail, Warren Jeffs, he told them this is the way that God transmits his love through me to you, to the eight-year-old girls he was having sex with in the holy bed there.
	But you can see how they get that way because what nobody ever says and like I'm starting to go off on it and people are getting mad at me, of course, because I can't stay out of trouble, you know what I mean?
	Yeah, that's one of the things people like about you.
	And I don't think you get into trouble just for the sake of getting into trouble.
	I think you're always aiming, pursuing truth.
	Obviously, you don't acquiesce to politically correct BS or being obedient to the narrative.
	So if that's what gets you in trouble, good.
	Because you know what?
	They made all these women into Jezebels.
	And that's why these men fall, because they get all that Jezebel and her sexuality.
	And then they don't tell women what they're doing is wrong.
	They're like, hey, a man finds you attractive, and that's all that counts for you, you brainless whore.
	You know what I mean?
	It's the wrong message.
	It is.
	Speaking of documentaries on this stuff, did you watch the Waco documentary from a couple years ago?
	I did.
	That is also creepy.
	Can you imagine being The husband in a relationship and this David Koresh guy says, God told me he wants me to have sex with your wife.
	By the way, he told me he doesn't want you to have sex with your wife.
	And then those men actually allow it.
	It's like they deserve what's coming to them.
	Not to mind control.
	Cucking for Jesus is what that is.
	It is.
	It's crazy.
	Do you think that?
	Well, you know, that's what they used to do back in Pharaoh's time, in the biblical times.
	And also then, you know, Pharaoh, when he had illegitimate children with his harems and such, Well, only the first son would inherit, none of the other sons did.
	Forget the daughters, they never got a dime, because they were just women, you know, cows that talk.
	But only the firstborn son inherited.
	So he had all these other sons.
	that weren't getting nothing and they was getting mad so they rebelled so then they were made like princes and uh knights and such like that so they could get a piece of the inheritance too and that's how they went and founded all these other countries specifically Switzerland in 1291 where they laundered all their war grift but anyways the the pharaoh had and all of them had what's called the right of the first night whenever a bride whenever a woman's they got to sleep with her the night before the wedding the lord of the banner in feudalism and so they said that's how they sowed their wild seed
	Cause a lot of those kids would be there so they would be loyal to the crown.
	Dang.
	And I think in, I think the movie Braveheart starts off that way where the king has the first right on the wedding night.
	Just.
	That's what animals do.
	You know, they'll go and kick a pregnant, uh, if they're invading, they'll kick the baby out of the pregnant and then try to impregnate them with their baby.
	It's warfare.
	It's like low-level chakra instinct warfare of the male.
	Yeah, it's, man, I wish, I want to be a cult leader so I can get in on that.
	Yeah, but then you'd, but then, you know, they always seem to go getting younger and younger and who they want to have the sex with, huh?
	Yeah, that's a problem.
	Yeah.
	And our modern day kings, not that they're actual kings, they're tyrants.
	Yeah, elites.
	Yeah, I mean, you look, Epstein's whole thing.
	Obviously, they sex traffic kids to no one because nobody's been convicted, not one name named.
	But that's what they were doing.
	You have these tyrannical kings who think they have a right to be as promiscuous as possible, and they get younger and younger and younger.
	It's crazy.
	Yeah, and then he cranes them to be He trains them to be the perfect sex slave with MK Ultra Sex Kit and programming.
	And then, you know what they do?
	And Satanism, you know, because it was a satanic cult too.
	And then, you know what that qualifies them for?
	The beautiful ones.
	Being the wife of a CEO.
	Right?
	They know how to do all that courtly shit that, whoops, that courtly stuff that women of that ilk and class do.
	You know, entertain, where they suck the baby's blood and all that other stuff they do.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	But yeah, it is a world run by Satan, I think.
	I agree 100%.
	I think You know, there's a million nuanced issues of corruption happening in our world.
	But the macro, what's really going on, in my opinion, is it's spiritual warfare.
	Yeah, it is.
	Satan versus God is people who are doing the bidding of the devil.
	And I think a lot of them don't know they're doing.
	No, they have no idea.
	Best way to control someone is to make sure they don't know that you're controlling them.
	So I think that's what the devil does.
	And Here's what I heard.
	I love this quote.
	Safest place for the devil to hide?
	In the church.
	I bet.
	Yeah, the devil masquerades as an angel in disguise.
	Yeah.
	I think one of the things that keeps people from waking up to what's going on, which by the way, I think more and more people are waking up.
	It's beautiful.
	And I used to do this.
	People are expecting, hey, if there was evil in the world, They would come out and say, Hey, I'm an evil tyrant.
	I'm here to do some horrible stuff.
	No, like you look at what the Nazis did.
	They tried to disguise themselves as doing good.
	So that whole notion, best place for the devil to hide is in the church.
	It's incredibly true.
	And it's like, yeah, would the devil be willing to deceive people?
	That's the least of what he's capable of.
	Those guys are all having sex with their parishioners, too.
	And doing worse.
	All the rabbis, all them.
	Are they?
	Yeah, all of those holy men.
	So, same thing in the Catholic Church happening elsewhere?
	All of them.
	All them holy men ain't nothing but devil worshippers.
	Don't you think that's why they get into it?
	Allegedly.
	Don't you think that's why they get into it?
	It's the old saying, does the power corrupt?
	Or are they corrupt to begin with and they're attracted to the power?
	I was corrupt to begin with, and attracted to power.
	That's what I think, too.
	One thing you were saying, and we'll bring it up later, but when we were talking about RFK, you were like, he seems like he doesn't really want to be president of service, and I was thinking the same thing, like, I don't trust people that want to be president, that want that power.
	It's just like those cult leaders.
	Yeah, I think it's, you know, the people who want the power, the Hillary Clintons.
	Shout out to the picture of you and Hillary behind me.
	Oh no, that was a fun party that night.
	I left early because I didn't want to see what happens after
	everyone's drunk.
	Yeah.
	Geez. But seeing those the Hillary Clinton ask people who want to be in power. It's like Lord of the Rings where you've
	got Gollum and all these creepy people. They can't handle the
	power of the ring.
	It just corrupts them.
	They care about nothing else other than the power in this ring.
	And the ring metaphorically in today's world, it's Control, it's fame, it's being known, money to an extent.
	Control of other people.
	I think that's the primary thing.
	Some people say, oh, you know, the whole plandemic and everything else they do, it's just a money grab.
	I don't think so.
	I think money is somewhere on their agenda.
	But money just gives you more ability to control.
	And I do think control is ultimately what they're after.
	I think God's way is freedom.
	That's why he gives us free will.
	We have.
	We're not controlled, nor are we controlling anyone.
	And my definition of evil is anyone who tries to control anyone else in a way that's not in their best interest.
	While God frees, I think Evil, the devil, it constricts, it controls.
	And we're seeing what I would call the alleged work of the devil, just control all over the place.
	Mind control.
	Or at least attempted to control.
	Mind control.
	When you control your mind, you control your soul.
	Yeah, especially if you get the mind to constipate its psychological sphincter.
	Yeah, contract is the word, yeah.
	So like the light of the soul, it can't penetrate into someone's conscious awareness.
	Right, absolutely.
	And they turned everything upside down, so that in upside down world, clown world, it actually makes sense on backward day, which is every day.
	That's what it looks like to me.
	It's so absurd.
	It's hard to, like I said, our job is to mock, mock, mock, mock, mock.
	But it's hard to mock the absurd.
	It is.
	One of the comedic principles, about that I need to tell you, comedic principle of exaggeration.
	But when you look at the world, where these tyrants, then the narrative, and everybody doing the bidding, what they're doing, it's already so exaggerated, so absurd, that it's hard to make it more absurd while having it look realistic, because what's going on in reality, it doesn't even look realistic.
	Men can get pregnant.
	Look at that man, Winning in the swim meet.
	Look at that man who just won the powerlifting championship in the women's division.
	It's so absurd already.
	But wasn't how far ahead of his time was Andy Kaufman with that wrestling woman thing?
	He was so, he was prescient.
	He was, yeah.
	There's been a lot of stuff and um, I'm forgetting the example I was just going to think of.
	Let's just pretend it was going to be smart.
	But then also like a little example, the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, Junior, where it's like, hey, here came out in 94.
	Here's this absurd idea.
	A man is pregnant.
	And it's so absurd.
	Oh, yeah.
	They just made a movie out of it.
	Like, not a good script, not really an amazing art form, but just the absurd idea.
	And now we have pregnant men on the covers of magazines.
	You get canceled if you claim that men can't get pregnant.
	I'll tell you what, that birth has got to hurt.
	Coming out through the penis like that.
	I mean, I know your vagina gets stretched out.
	I've had five children, but I don't know about that penis.
	I mean, I don't know how they'll They're going to have to get some kind of plug after to keep their urine from... Well, I identify as a doctor, so let me tell you the medical reality of this right now.
	These men who are pregnant, I don't think they have penises.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Special breed of man.
	I looked up on Wikipedia the other day.
	I was researching some kind of video and I know Wikipedia is stupid and corrupt and You know, propaganda.
	I take it as the truth.
	As you should.
	I'm doing my best to learn my way and acquiesce my way into bowing down, what Wikipedia and the evil people are that run it.
	But I looked up, like, wow, there's a lot of human men getting pregnant.
	Does this happen elsewhere?
	Apparently there's one species of fish.
	Starfish.
	Is it starfish?
	Where the males can get pregnant.
	Yeah, they carry the embryo, and then they, you know, give birth to the eggs,
	the fertilized eggs.
	Do you have a degree in starfishology? I do, I've studied it. I did a lot of study on
	trans issues because my friend wrote a book and she was, she wrote a book called
	Transsexual Empire in the 60s, and she was heretofore immediately
	deplatformed, denied tenure.
	They tried to make her homeless and kill her, which in fact they did in the long run, in so many words.
	A Harvard professor.
	And they did that to every woman professor who didn't bow down.
	Wait, did she write the book in the 60s or was it written more recently just about the 60s?
	No, she wrote Transsexual Empire in 68.
	Okay.
	It's basically about cloning and bioengineering of the human being.
	Wow!
	She was ahead of her time.
	Well, she was a professor with seven PhDs.
	Not impressive, by the way.
	Well, this was back in the 60s when it was impressive.
	These are real doctorates.
	When women took that instead of gender studies in college, you know, where they actually became linguists and historians and shit, you know?
	Well, I don't think that's a credible source.
	Only seven PhDs?
	But it's a fascinating book.
	I have it here.
	If you'd like, I'd love to buy you a copy and send it to you.
	It's so prescient.
	And it's all to pursue a political agenda, which is basically the same old, same old, to defend, you know, the Disintegration of women's rights.
	Yeah.
	And man, are they doing that.
	They're trying.
	Next, we're probably going to see women banned from women's sports.
	Yeah, that would be smart though, wouldn't it?
	They'd be record setting.
	I might actually watch one of those.
	I know, and I agree with that agenda.
	Let's ban women from women's sports, because no offense, they kind of suck.
	Yeah, they do kind of suck.
	They're not as good as men.
	One of the most beautifully Hippocratic 1984 in reality things I've ever seen, I was doing a reaction video to a pregnant man, person of female origin on Tick Tock, you know, lives as a
	man and you know, big belly very pregnant. And he was saying,
	Yeah, women, you don't own the term mother. Which was so beautiful. Because here is a man telling women you you don't
	like if you believe this woman is
	Cis-women, yeah.
	So if you believe this person's a man, as you're dutifully supposed to, then what you're getting is a man telling women, you don't own the term mother anymore, you don't own pregnancy.
	It's a man literally just taking motherhood from women.
	The obliteration of women's rights.
	Yeah, and being.
	And that's all, like, the whole Luciferian plot is to get the kids.
	Yes.
	Sure seems like it.
	Because, you know, they've got to have their snacks.
	So they've got to get rid of the dad and the mom, male and female, the protectors, right?
	The dads are the protectors for sure.
	Because pedocrats, as I call them, they don't care what sex or gender a child is, because, you know, the part of the child they like, all kids have.
	Is that the blood?
	No, the butt.
	The butt hole.
	The butt and the mouth.
	That's why they call it the bonus hole.
	The vagina is called the bonus hole, according to all the insurance companies now.
	They call the vagina the bonus hole, which pretty much right there proves they are pedocrats, because it's the butt and the mouth, those are the primary holes, and that's what all pedos do, because they can't have sex with the little girl, she doesn't really have like half an inch of a vagina, so they have to go in through the butt, which is Satan's preferred way, and that's called opening the third eye in satanic ritual abuse.
	Wow.
	That's why they get the panda eyes where their eyes are black.
	You've seen all those pictures.
	That's what Lady Gaga is mocking with her panda eyes.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	Why do they get their eyes looking that way?
	Because of their anus trauma.
	Yeah, the trauma.
	Would you think of the whole Sound of Freedom?
	But I kid, Hollywood!
	Yeah.
	What?
	What do you think of the whole Sound of Freedom phenomenon?
	I was so happy that it finally went in America's heads.
	But I was kind of upset.
	Not upset, and I don't want to criticize it because I was glad that it opened the door.
	But it is just the top 10% of the truth.
	It isn't in South America.
	It's here in the United States.
	This is the center of child trafficking through our border.
	It's the center of the world and the center of child sex slavery as well as child labor slavery is in the United States of America.
	So they got all these MKUltra programs that they run on us so we never look at that.
	But then it's so corrupt.
	It is so corrupt.
	Flesh peddling in America and people are like, we've got to go down there to Colombian help.
	Well, why don't you look at your neighbor?
	But we can't see what's right in front of our face with this mind control.
	You can't see what's right in front of your face.
	It's interesting.
	And with Sound of Freedom, seeing the mainstream media establishment smear it, say, Oh, Sound of Freedom, it's a QAnon conspiracy theory.
	Didn't you love, though, how God works?
	As soon as they said that, the next week or a month later, the guy's arrested for child porn, the producer.
	Did you see that?
	He wasn't a producer of what?
	He wasn't.
	He was one of the people that, because it was crowdfunded.
	So he was one of like 5000 people that No, I'm talking about the CNN producer and the ABC producer that said, this is nothing but a Q&A.
	Oh no, the headline was, a reporter who debunked Pizzagate arrested for child pornography, which is one of the greatest headlines ever.
	Like 3 billion pictures of violent child porn.
	Wow, what a scumbag.
	They're all like in it together, and Americans are too damn dumb, or doped, or something.
	Yeah.
	And that's, I mean, first of all, like that CNN guy and then like Rolling Stone saying, yeah, Sondra Freedman, it's a superhero movie for dads with brain worms.
	I loved that the media smeared it so much for two reasons.
	One, it was them raising their hand saying, we're protecting child sex traffickers.
	They identified themselves.
	They're so stupid.
	That's what they did.
	They did.
	Jason Aldean, too, made a song number one.
	Exactly.
	And, and when they do that, when now when we see these corrupt evil people, or their media that they're armed with, when we see them smear something, it makes that something grow.
	Because we're, oh, the devil is telling me that's bad.
	Let me look into it.
	There's probably something good.
	Absolutely.
	It's in the Bible, no weapon formed against me shall prosper or have dominion.
	Hello, the word dominion.
	I mean, God is the funniest guy in the whole universe.
	He's pretty good.
	He's so funny.
	The funniest, the time I knew God was funny was when our neighbor, whose dad was a dentist, he ran away from home and became homeless and died of dental disease.
	No shit.
	It was so morbidly funny that God... That's so precise.
	It's so horrible, but there's always a twist to the way God shows us stuff.
	Yeah, and like you mentioned before we were on air, When it comes to prayer, part of it is asking for the wisdom to have the awareness for how the prayer is answered.
	And then also just like looking at where's the serendipities of life?
	Where's the signals from God?
	Where's the signs?
	If we look hard enough, like they're so obvious, but we see hilarious things like that, or the I forgot the guy's name, but he was a big person bringing the Russian hoax on us.
	You know, Trump's a Russian asset.
	Now he's arrested for colluding with Russia.
	I know, it's so great.
	You can't get funny.
	How are you gonna make a joke out of that?
	He was the joke.
	It's already made.
	You don't got to make a joke out of it because he already did it.
	Or God did it.
	Well, the book of Esther, which I study a lot because I always was a student, you know, because that was important to me since I was a little girl.
	But the book of Esther is all about coincidences.
	Coincidences being the hand of God, if you have the eyes to see it.
	Yeah.
	Because I was thinking about all these coincidences.
	Everybody's like, oh that's just a coincidence.
	You've overlooked something very stunning.
	Yeah.
	Especially when there's like 17 of them in a row.
	Yeah.
	You know, and it's like, how did you manage to not see that?
	Yeah.
	You're so, you're, you're Decipherability gene is like off the mark.
	Well, how about like when the FBI loses evidence and it's always for, it helps Biden or a Democrat every time.
	Well, that is just a coincidence.
	Every mistake is for one side.
	Those are coincidences.
	Yeah, I think, President Day, you're either a conspiracy theorist or you're a coincidence theorist, and only one of them uses their brain.
	Yeah, that's really a good way to put it.
	And then when all the conspiracies come true, and you don't go, what a coincidence!
	What about that?
	Yeah, and I think just chalking things up to, oh, that's a coincidence.
	It keeps us from needing to go to the trouble of thinking.
	Yeah.
	And it keeps us from needing to go to the trouble of considering things that are pretty freaking uncomfortable to consider.
	Because people love to live in the coffin of their comfort zone.
	I love coffin.
	That's not where life is.
	It is like, cool, you might technically have a pulse, but you're not alive if you're just living in the coffin of your comfort zone.
	Yeah, life is out here where the risk is and the pain.
	That's where you learn.
	And that's where you grow.
	Comedian they get on stage for the first time like it's a 10 out of 10 discomfort or you're trying a new joke That's uncomfortable or you're asking the girl out or the guy out who like, you know, you think is out of your league You're getting uncomfortable.
	Nobody has ever sat there in their comfort zone and said, I feel really alive now.
	That's true.
	We feel alive and we grow when we're outside of our comfort zone.
	Yet, I think, and I would say this is a mind program.
	Where for decades, they've been trying to convince Americans and people around the world, comfort is your friend.
	If something's uncomfortable, it's going to be bad for you.
	And you know, self-responsibility, don't worry about that.
	Just like depend on the government.
	And I think that's what keeps people weak.
	Because if they convince themselves, I have an allergy to discomfort, Then they're going to keep themselves in the coffin of the comfort zone, which means they're going to keep themselves weak because we get stronger when we're willing to be uncomfortable.
	We get stronger when we were willing to say what we know is true, even though it might get us canceled.
	It might go against the grain.
	Absolutely.
	Because when you break, you get scar tissue, which makes you stronger.
	Absolutely.
	You don't get stronger without breaking and then learning how to put yourself back together.
	You just don't grow without that.
	And you don't do none of that without risk.
	And people who think they're so happy.
	I hate happy.
	You know, I just hate that happy.
	I hate that.
	We should just clip that there.
	I hate happy.
	Yeah.
	I'm anti-happy.
	The happy people, I'm like, you are blind, deaf.
	You're just not even here.
	Yeah.
	And then the other thing that I can't stand is people who talk about forgiveness all the time because they ain't nothing but guilty!
	I want to put that together.
	They ain't nothing but guilty because not one of them ever Talks about asking for forgiveness for something bad they did.
	They never say that!
	They're always hiding some shit.
	They are.
	Excuse me.
	But how beautiful is it when you see someone actually own up, take responsibility, and say, hey, I did this.
	Right.
	I'm sorry.
	It is so powerful.
	I wouldn't know.
	I've never seen that.
	When have you seen that?
	That's a good question.
	I do it sometimes in my life.
	I've done it once or twice.
	But there's a great book called, what the hell, by Jocko Willink.
	What the hell is it?
	I can look it up if you want.
	Extreme Ownership.
	Good leaders take extreme ownership.
	If something goes wrong, even if they themselves didn't do it, they're the first ones to raise their hand and say, that's my fault.
	Maybe I didn't lead my people correctly.
	Maybe I made a bad decision.
	But when you see someone do that, like first of all, that's so uncomfortable for them to do.
	If someone's just committed to living in the coffin of their comfort zone, they're not gonna do that.
	No, they're not the balls.
	But someone with actual courage and they've got a service mindset, They'll get uncomfortable.
	They'll own it.
	But the cool thing is, how much more do you trust someone when you've watched them own a mistake they've made?
	They've taken responsibility.
	They've apologized.
	You actually trust those people.
	But when you have a dipshit like Hunter's dad, where, like, cool, he's ruined everything under the sun, the Afghanistan withdrawal, the border inflation, $20 million accidentally in his bank account, take zero ownership.
	And you don't trust them.
	Right.
	For good reason, you don't trust them.
	Yeah, for real good reason.
	Yeah.
	Not the Dems, though.
	No.
	They're like, at least he's not Trump.
	At least he didn't start trying to make peace with the Jews and the Arabs.
	Yeah.
	What do you like best?
	That's half of our fundraising, for God's sake.
	He's gotta go.
	Yeah.
	What do you like best about... Remember the warmongers.
	They are.
	They're haters.
	They are.
	They... And then they put the worst thing they can find out there, which, you know, Manipulators of children, they gotta go.
	They gotta go.
	I don't know how anything but the death penalty is appropriate for that.
	Right.
	I'm not necessarily a huge death penalty guy, but just when someone uses children... I don't believe the state should kill them.
	I say general population in prison.
	You used to say, make him marry Tom Arnold.
	Now that was Osama Bin Laden.
	Whoever, you have to live with fucking Rob Reiner for six months.
	Oh yeah, you have to have dinner with Rob Reiner.
	Listen to him talk.
	Or Stephen King.
	Yeah.
	God.
	He's gone off the loony end lately, hasn't he?
	He's nutty!
	And then I found this thing, he wrote a book and it's about It was Dr. Something, and it's this doctor who gets these kids, check this out, and he drains their spirits.
	That's his food, his loosh.
	He gets children and makes them captive, and then drains their spirits to make him stronger and younger.
	Hello, adrenochrome!
	No wonder he's all jacked up over Trump.
	Allegedly.
	Have you seen his tweets?
	Stephen King?
	Yeah.
	I know.
	I hear like when I listen to Joe Rogan's podcast a lot of times they'll talk about it so I've heard about some of them but they're nutty.
	Yeah.
	Trump is the worst thing since Oh my God.
	People really brainwashed.
	I used to be a little brainwashed about Trump, like back in the 2016 election.
	I'm not proud to say it, but I didn't vote.
	If I didn't either did vote, I would have voted for Trump.
	And my thought was just like Hillary, who you're pictured with right here, which is
	probably evidence of a lot of crimes.
	I might burn that picture if I were you.
	Oh, I gave a ton to the Dems back then.
	Did you?
	Yeah.
	I gave them all my hard-earned dollars.
	Lifelong Democrat over here.
	Parents, too.
	One of the beautiful things about you, and to me it's a great quality about other people, is someone who's willing to change their mind.
	Yeah, that's life.
	It's a rare commodity nowadays, but it's a sign of strength.
	It's so simple, but it really is a sign of strength because it's so rare.
	But anyway, back in 2016, my biggest thing was like, hey, I'm just afraid of Hillary.
	I think she is crooked.
	I don't want her in office.
	So I'd rather have Trump in office.
	But, you know, he's a racist and he's other things that I heard the media say.
	And I don't never really watch the news back then, but I would hear stuff.
	And then when COVID hit, I'm watching the way Trump is, and I'm watching a lot of the establishment rail against him, even though they already had.
	And I'm like, all right, wait, I like what this guy's saying when I listen to what he's saying, not hearing other people tell me.
	So I started... Hydroxychloroquine.
	What's it called?
	Hydroxychloroquine.
	Hydroxychloroquine, saying that's a great thing.
	Yeah.
	Oh, they tried to kill him for that, an ivermectin.
	And he did say, like, you know, maybe we can inject Lysol.
	No, he did not say that!
	He said something about Lysol.
	No, he said there was some exciting evidence that certain things happen, which was true, it was a real study.
	And they're like, he wants you to drink bleach!
	Well, they said Joe was taking horse tranquilizers.
	Oh, they just approved ivermectin for COVID.
	Which is kind of like, you know, fuck you guys.
	We've already been taking it.
	We know what you did.
	And we don't, yeah, we don't need your permission.
	It is good that general people who kind of like do as they say, it's, it is good that it's approved.
	I mask-shame some people without knowing it because I do have a mild form of Tourette.
	So uncomfortable.
	I think you just blame your condition.
	Well, I try to control it because that's the real thing is self-control.
	Everybody can go around talking about they this and that and they did that and this.
	But nobody can control their own self.
	That's real self-mastery.
	It's all that matters.
	That's the real war.
	The real spiritual war, right?
	So these people come in.
	I was at the comedy store because I want to talk to you about comedy.
	And these two comics I remember from 150 years ago.
	They're a couple now, I guess.
	I guess they're different genders.
	But anyway, so they come in and they're both wearing the friggin' mask.
	And this was just in November of last year, when it was already over.
	And I couldn't help myself, plus I'd been drinking.
	And I go, what the F are you doing?
	You're wearing masks!
	And they got all tender in their feelings.
	And they go, yes, we are wearing masks, Roseanne.
	They almost started crying.
	And they go, I don't feel comfortable here.
	Let's leave.
	And they are comics.
	That's incredible.
	Comics who are intended to mock everything.
	Right.
	Like, mock what you believe, mock what you don't believe, just mock everything.
	Right.
	And they couldn't take it.
	And start with yourself and your dumbass mask.
	Right?
	I was just on a, I think it's a Reddit community.
	Someone showed me, I got into it.
	It's, it's a zero COVID community where these people are still We're summer, late summer of 2023, still extremely committed to living in as social isolated as possible.
	Always masking up like people posting like, Hey, I need to get a roommate, but a roommate who's still will mask.
	Cause you know, we're all in the middle of this deadly pandemic.
	It's incredible to see some people still so committed to living out of fear.
	And also at a deeper level, man, I feel sorry for him because living out of fear, that's the worst quality of life.
	We all know.
	That'll kill you.
	Literally kill you.
	Because that was fear chemicals.
	It eats your liver.
	You get elevated cortisol.
	Cortisol accelerates your aging.
	It's the number one killer, actually, is stress and anxiety.
	The number one killer of humans.
	Is that right?
	Absolutely.
	Think about it.
	Everything can be attributed to stress and anxiety, heart disease, fucking you name it.
	They're trying to kill us, let's just be real.
	They're taking bets on how we're going to die too.
	This many will go off cancer, you know the bible thing, who buy fire, who buy flood.
	Yeah, you know, who by disease, then they're taking bets on it.
	I believe it. Do you know who Dr. David Martin is? I and I believe this was him that said it, please forgive me if I'm
	quoting the wrong person. But with people, so many people allegedly dying all of a sudden from who knows what global
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's probably during 18 having a heart attack probably is global warming but on that trend He's saying in the next what the heck was it like five or eight years.
	We'll have somewhere between 50 and a hundred million people dying because Global warming can take a while in the system.
	I mean some people just drop dead pretty quick But they say they're coming out with an inoculation for global warming, which I'm looking forward to that The bad thing is you got to take it right in your eyeball But I'm willing seriously But anyway, Dr. David Martin.
	Does she always tell jokes?
	Yeah, it's like who said it was pathological with you?
	Somebody said it was pathological.
	Michael Malice.
	Yeah.
	He said you're pathological for telling jokes?
	Her humor is pathological.
	It's not like she's not a comedian.
	It's a good time.
	It's like there's something wrong.
	She can't stop.
	I can't turn it off.
	He was probably right.
	A thousand percent was he right.
	That's her coffin of comfort.
	I like to say it's serious to see how people will, when they get that, their eyes kind of twinkle.
	They're like, she's, she is crazy.
	Isn't it beautiful seeing that state of confusion in people?
	I don't know if she's being serious.
	If she is, she's crazy.
	I don't know if she's joking and they just don't know.
	It's masterful to get people there.
	Thank you.
	I love it.
	I used to do it on TV all the time, like when I was on the panels after the talk shows, do it all the time.
	And I loved to throw the host off, you know.
	They were really easy to throw off, those guys.
	Well, their shit's over.
	You know, they was out having their thing about the writer's strike.
	It was so funny to me.
	And they said, pretty soon all the scripts are going to be written by artificial intelligence.
	And you know, I'm pissed at them because they all turned me into the Gestapo.
	And I said, that's great because they'll be way funnier than you fuckers are.
	It'll be great.
	They'll actually know how to construct a joke.
	But anyway, Yeah, instead of just changing the color of the character.
	Yeah, but I wanted to talk to you because you were saying you're going out on tour two times a month for two weekends.
	I go, hey, how many times do you, how many shows do you do on a weekend?
	I thought it was going to say four, nine.
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, oftentimes a light weekend is usually 5 shows and then sometimes doing upwards of 10 shows.
	If they keep selling out, the club will ask, do you want to add another show?
	Yeah!
	Do you want to add another show?
	Yeah!
	I love doing it.
	Talk about pathological.
	I know, a little bit.
	And you say you enjoy it.
	You don't care if you do it 10 times.
	I do.
	In one weekend, the most amount of shows I've done is 15.
	And they're 60-minute sets.
	That 15 shows, that was, the heck was it, Tacoma, Washington, maybe a year and a half ago, and it was like, everybody was still doing half capacities in clubs, so it was really easy to sell the shows out.
	And the club's going to, like, they're bringing me in.
	The club and their staff, they're hurting because they've been through this whole BS of closed down your business.
	So if people still wanted to come out and see me and I want to do something to help support the club, I just kept saying, yes, like, should I have capacity shows?
	Let's do as many as we can.
	So we did 15 that weekend, which was, you know, it was hard, but it also, it makes it so now if I'm doing five shows in a weekend, makes it feel like a really light workload.
	I remember the, you know, years ago, the first weekend I did four shows, like two on Friday, two on Saturday.
	It about killed me.
	I, after the first show, I was just like, oh, How you gonna do two?
	Yeah!
	But yeah, it's just such a great joy to be able to be with people in person, doing the dance, human connection!
	Yeah.
	Watching people laugh isn't it the greatest?
	It is.
	And knowing you brought them to it.
	Yeah.
	Out of everything I get to do, being there live with an audience, It's by far the most satisfying.
	I think so too.
	You know way better than me.
	You've been at it way longer.
	It's like a dance.
	And if you have the microphone, you're leading the dance.
	It's just, man, there's no higher joy.
	I love it.
	I'm going to go tonight and do a Kill Tony.
	Yes.
	Because that's my favorite thing to see new comics and then try to find something good to say to them.
	Because everybody likes to roast young ones.
	But so I try to be the mom and say something good.
	Oh you do?
	That's awesome!
	So you help build them up while Tony and some of the other guys are turning them down?
	Oh the other guys.
	Tony's the assassin.
	He's good at it too.
	But yeah because you know I'm too Rich and famous to be roasting anybody new.
	That would be really shitty if you just said, you suck!
	I would do it if they were professional comics.
	Well, yeah, you should actually.
	Well, you've seen the show.
	Oh, I do roast the comics up in the green room.
	No, you humanize Tony Hinchcliffe, which is not an easy thing to do.
	He's a sweetheart.
	He is, but I'm talking Tony the performer.
	He's one of the worst, like most vile people I've ever seen.
	He's a serial killer.
	He really is.
	He is.
	Cold-blooded.
	Yeah, he dares, and that's what's great.
	Talk about the risk.
	I mean, he's there to push the envelope all the way over the cliff.
	Oh, his George Floyd joke, have you heard it?
	Don't even bring it up.
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	It's really good, though.
	No, you can't repeat that.
	I'll tell you off the air.
	Oh, you're right.
	Yeah, off the air.
	I'll tell you off the air.
	And when you're doing Kill Tony, and for people that don't know, it's new comics, or sometimes people who have never even done comedy.
	Yeah, they get three minutes.
	Three minutes.
	I think it's one minute.
	Oh, is it one minute?
	I think it is one minute.
	Christ, it feels like three.
	Oh, that's Johnny's fault.
	Apparently hundreds of people sign up and, you know, just a handful get their names drawn to go on stage for their one minute set that night in front of a panel of comedians.
	Yeah, it's the meanest.
	When you see a new comedian go up, do you get nervous?
	Like, I get so uncomfortable watching someone because they're doing One of the more uncomfortable things you can imagine.
	Yeah, but they're daring to do it.
	They are.
	You know, like that thing that all credit goes to the man in the arena?
	Yes.
	So I respect that they took a step into the arena, which is the death arena.
	Yeah.
	You know, because you're risking death.
	Going in with a lion.
	Yeah.
	And it's a big ass lion, too.
	Yeah.
	With many heads.
	But they're doing it.
	So I respect all, you know, that The balls, or whatever you want to call it.
	The courage to do it.
	I love all comics.
	It's a certain breed of human.
	Present day, who are some of your favorite comics?
	Oh my God, I'm so bad on names.
	I see all their faces flashing in front of me.
	J.P.
	Sears, I think is how he pronounces me.
	Oh yeah, J.P.
	Sears.
	Never heard of him.
	He got me, your show, my interview with you, that got us the most views of any show I've ever done, so thank you.
	Oh, I'm honored.
	Everyone loves you.
	I heard of you through my friend Kathy O'Brien.
	She's like, you're gonna, this is gonna, because I was depressed after they tried to assassinate me.
	They did assassinate my character and my character.
	But Kathy would say, you know, you've got to watch J.P.
	Sears.
	This guy is going to lift up your spirits.
	And I was at her house, you know.
	So she put you on, and I roared!
	I go, Oh my God, I can't believe it!
	I can't believe it!
	I was so happy, because I thought they had shut us all down, but there you were, like a beacon of light, and so I was very thrilled to interview you now twice.
	You've been a wonderful guest.
	Thank you for that, and thank you for strengthening my narcissism.
	Oh, I was going to give you a clue for the narcissism, as the Bible says.
	The thing about the human is that its most overwhelming desire is to receive the soul.
	And there's two kinds of ways to receive.
	It's desire, really.
	Desire to receive.
	That's what the human is about.
	The soul.
	And so, there's two ways to do it.
	There's desire to receive for myself alone.
	That's ego.
	Which in Hebrew means Satan.
	Wow, I didn't know that.
	And then the godly way is The desire to receive for myself in order to share.
	Oh, that's beautiful.
	And it's triangulation of all that we are down here to fight.
	And so, like you say, to be of service.
	And that is what comedy has always been to me, is to be of service, to make people think just a little and do that breathing out together.
	Because it's real magic.
	I mean, I hate to use the word magic, but it's transcendent.
	It is.
	And before we were on air, we were talking about creativity and how creativity is an act of receiving, where I believe we receive a message, an idea from God, we receive it, and then we share.
	Yeah.
	Which is a beautiful way to share and a beautiful way of being of service and a beautiful way of helping shine God's light as best we can.
	Yeah, like when I'm doing something that occupies my physical body, that's when God will put the best jokes in my head, like especially when I'm digging weeds.
	I won't ever be sitting down at a table so much as writing it, but when I'm doing something and the earth growing something or helping somebody, it really comes in.
	Bing!
	And I always go, Thank you.
	Of course, I take credit for it.
	Of course.
	And he knows I'm gonna.
	So, you know, he's alright with it.
	What's your process, JP, when you come up with a video idea or comedy?
	Do you write every day?
	I do.
	And I have different processes for video writing versus stand-up.
	They're, like, super different.
	With video writing, I've just got a block of time.
	Usually 8am to 11am, where that's my writing time.
	And I've got a production schedule of, like, a lot of videos being released, so I've had to get in the routine and kind of train my mind.
	This is when we're doing creativity.
	And I think it's not so much, hey, I'm training my mind to be creative.
	I think it's more training my mind to allow the creativity to come through.
	Yeah, it's a muscle, for sure.
	It is.
	And anyway, so with comedy videos, I'm typically fairly topical as of late, where what's going on in the world, what are the lies, hypocrisy and corruption that I want to mock in video.
	So when I feel an emotion about something, you know, Carl Jung said, feelings are the language of the soul.
	So when I feel an emotion about some given topic, I know, all right, That's a video idea.
	And I might be picking up chicken eggs or pulling weeds.
	So I'll make a note in my phone, just one line, here's the idea.
	And then in the mornings, I'll write it out.
	And then with stand-up, my process is, it sounds like more similar to yours, where The ideas will come to me usually when I'm distracted by doing some kind of mundane task and then I just open up the notes in my phone and
	At the very least, write down the basis of the idea and then I'll go back and just start playing around with like, oh, how could this be funny?
	Or where do I want to go?
	And then, you know, of course test driving it on stage.
	And it's like, well, that one was definitely shit.
	Onto the next or working it out a little bit more.
	So I'm curious for you when you're pulling weeds, you get an idea.
	What's your process from there?
	Well, I file it.
	And then, it's all in my head, you know?
	I rarely put it on paper or write it.
	I file it in my head and then when I get about five on the same subject, I'll start thinking about it.
	Like, it takes a long time and then it just forms itself like while i'm doing something else it'll go bing bing bing like in vegas when you pull the lever and it's five cherries it'll just start lining up bing bing bing bing oh i see i can start with that bit weave these one these jokes through it and then end up here and also here you know it just uh it's a file but it
	It forms itself after a while of thinking about it.
	And that's all in your head?
	Like those five ideas on the one topic, you're just remembering them and weaving them together?
	There's like 40,000 of them.
	Yeah, and they'll come at like backwards.
	They come backwards because my first thing was I wanted to make fun of women and the women of today, the young women and them, how they're shitty mothers.
	And they're just upset, you know, so all those ideas will come and then like the stuff about satanic mind control of women, that'll come in and so that comes out and then what they're doing to women and what women are talking about and what they look like and then it'll just all form into a whole bit where I'm like just go up there and talk about women and I tried and then I try it on stage and See if they'll like it.
	Like I said last time I was on stage, how many witches are here tonight?
	And they're all going for it.
	They all think they're a witch.
	So then I just break it down from there.
	You've got a better memory than I do.
	Yeah, and I'm afraid because they say people with memories like mine, I have total recall.
	Do you?
	That's who gets the Alzheimer's.
	Really?
	Yeah, we're more at risk than... Dang!
	Yeah, so I'll probably end up shitting in the plants.
	Well, I saw you shitting that plant over there.
	I thought that was just... you were welcoming me into your home.
	You know what?
	One thing people don't know about your process, because I've been with you the whole time, is you're actually... I consider you like an editor.
	I think you like the sort of obsessive compulsive thoughts and then you like to pare it down.
	I think you enjoy that.
	The editing process.
	Oh, I do.
	I'm a great editor.
	I used to.
	You are?
	I love editing.
	Oh my God, I do.
	I think that's how you do comedy.
	Are you talking editing?
	Film.
	I like to edit film, too.
	Oh, okay.
	Gotcha.
	Both.
	Both.
	Yeah.
	Both things.
	Yeah.
	Computer editing.
	Like, I can take a script when I was on Roseanne and just edit the shit out of it to get to the gold and then change this and make a joke out of it.
	She's the best at it.
	I can make a Hollywood script funny.
	Oh, you can.
	I didn't know that was possible.
	No, it wasn't possible.
	I think that's why they fired me, because I think they hate Trump because he's funny, because they hate humor, because they have no humor.
	And so I think that's why they went after me, because I came back and was number one again, 28 million viewers, and people thought it was funny.
	And they're like, that bitch is Funny.
	Yeah.
	We've got to get rid of her ass because she tells truthful things.
	Yeah, something that's actually funny, it's delivering truth in one form or another.
	Just the truth principle in comedy, number one thing.
	They was mad when I beat up that kid.
	They were mad when I said, I've got to beat her ass because they didn't want me to beat the granddaughter's ass.
	But she was so disrespectful to my face in the scene.
	I go, there's no way that I'm just going to verbally admonish her.
	I'm going to beat her ass.
	And I did.
	And they kept telling me that we can't have that.
	I go, you're going to have it.
	And I'm going to do it every time.
	I'm the executive producer of this show.
	And so they go, she's uncontrollable.
	Well, and on that note, question for you for a little context.
	I think of Tucker Carlson being fired by Fox.
	I was shocked he lasted as long as he did.
	I was too.
	I kept on saying that.
	Yeah.
	And now, it seems like he was taken out of a box, where even just the view counts, him publishing a show on Twitter.
	83 million?
	Yeah, and sometimes I think 120 million views on one show, and no restrictions, no one to answer to.
	He's not just on Fox, it's the world.
	He roasted the occasion, too.
	His content got even braver.
	Yes.
	So I see someone like that.
	It appears as though, Oh, this is bad.
	He got fired.
	I'd say no, he was set free.
	Now he's going to be already is way bigger.
	And I look at you in a similar light where I think you were set free when they fired you.
	And I'm curious if that's true for you.
	Yeah, I look at it to where, uh, God took me out of Egypt, slavery, and I wandered in the desert for a while, and then I was led into the Promised Land, which is true creative freedom.
	And I own it.
	Nobody in a suit is going to come and tell me nothing.
	I mean, they'll take me to the gulag and probably whatever, and fire me and get me deplatformed off.
	But I try to say good things.
	I always wanted to do that in my career was to uplift rather than demean.
	I don't think demeaning people is funny.
	No, it can get a... I would call it like... Except Lizzo.
	You can get a laugh out of it.
	But yeah, you're bringing people down.
	So I love your mindset of using humor to uplift people.
	Breaks chains.
	Meanwhile, every week we're talking about child trafficking and just horrible shit every week.
	This is the most uplifting podcast on the internet.
	It is uplifting to see how you've got to fight the devil.
	It's not uplifting to go, oh, I want to show that cliff.
	We've got to talk about this more, but I think now's a good time to do this ad and then we'll get into it.
	He said so many good things at the beginning about Kind of what you're talking about, Tucker, about... I didn't interrupt him a lot.
	No, you've been great.
	He just interrupted Jake, though.
	Yeah, she interrupts me.
	She didn't say she wasn't going to.
	He weighed 10 pounds when I had him, so I don't have any... He has nothing.
	The comments on this show, like 50% of the comments are, please let Jake finish his sentence.
	She's never going to.
	I love it.
	It's an honor to be interrupted by you.
	But anyway, let's take a little break.
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	You're good, though.
	It's a great ad read, but we have to talk about it for a second.
	Not for the ad, but because I really want... Would you like one?
	Can I try one from the white bag?
	Yeah.
	Those might have tobacco in them, though, JP.
	They don't all have... No.
	It'll tell you.
	If it says it's a nicotine suspect.
	But I gotta say, so they sent us these, and I have a problem with smoking.
	Well, I don't think these have nicotine.
	No, those don't.
	Those are B12.
	I used these nicotine ones, Ma, and I didn't smoke for three days.
	That's so great.
	It really does work, because it's like Nicorette or nicotine gum, but it doesn't stink.
	No, the ones with nicotine are strong.
	You'll feel it.
	You'll feel it in your throat.
	And it will curb your need for a cigarette.
	You should actually try one.
	I'm not even joking.
	I haven't done the nicotine one.
	No, do the tobacco.
	But it might... it's strong.
	But what I like about it is... It's sweet wood, it says.
	The important thing, why I like Zippix and this company, yeah, there you go, is vaping is actually, in my opinion, and a lot of doctors, worse for you than smoking cigarettes.
	I told my daughter that.
	She goes, I don't smoke, I vape.
	I go, vaping is way worse.
	It is.
	And then she got the big bulge eyes like ALC and what's his name?
	She got the MKUltra eyes from the vaping.
	What makes vaping worse?
	Well, it's liquid vape.
	There's things called popcorn lung.
	I don't know if you've heard of popcorn lung.
	I have.
	Yeah.
	And then there is, that is true, the bug eyes thing is, I mean, allegedly, but there is science to back it up, it actually breaks down the muscles around your eyes, so you get like that Graves, Barbara Bush look.
	Wow.
	My daughter got that.
	But this is just pure nicotine, what you're eating now.
	And pure nicotine, I'm not going to say, hey, it's great for you, but it's really not that bad.
	It's the shit in the cigarettes, the shit in the vape pens.
	Yeah, there's like 400 chemicals in a cigarette.
	This is just pure nicotine.
	I love it!
	Watch, it'll get you through, so you don't have to stop the podcast to smoke now.
	I've heard a neuroscientist talk about how just pure nicotine, it's actually good for the brain.
	It creates neurogenesis, you know, taking it away from cigarettes, just nicotine.
	I think it, there's something to it.
	There definitely is.
	And the bottom line, even if it's not good for you, nicotine is fucking awesome and I'm addicted.
	So if this is a better way for me, and plus I can chew this around my two year old and not worry about secondhand smoke or her getting addicted.
	Wait till she starts chewing them.
	She has her own.
	This is for Olivia.
	This is her own little... No, I'm just kidding.
	Zippix also sends these cool little things where you can keep your toothpicks.
	Yeah, it's burning my throat.
	I can feel that.
	Yeah, it's too strong.
	But anyway... Well, let's eat!
	No, we still have shit to talk about.
	Oh, okay, good.
	It's really important that I ask JP a couple questions.
	Go for it.
	Well, you said a couple things that stood out to me early on when you were talking about how Satan disguises himself and you said of course he's not going to come out and be like uh yeah i'm evil i'm going to do sorts of evil shit so it sounded to me that you were saying one flag of something to be wary of is if it comes in in the cloak of being good for humanity which is a difficult argument to make but wouldn't you say that if satan were going to be in the political sphere of america that he probably would side
	More with the Democrat Party.
	With the Communists.
	Right?
	It's Satan's economy, I think, don't you?
	Yeah, I do think Communism is an expression of pure evil.
	You look at what they've done.
	They kill millions of people.
	Let's get into it.
	And they deprive people from freedom, their free will.
	Owning anything.
	Say that again.
	Owning anything.
	Owning anything.
	And communism, it tries to get you to make the government into your god.
	Now God probably wants you to just have God as your God.
	Right.
	Everybody wins when that's the case.
	So I read, I'm going to slightly butcher the statistics, but it's going to be somewhat accurate.
	Since 1960s, the amount of Democrats who believe in God, the percentages dropped dramatically.
	It was from like about 90%.
	Now it's 68%.
	Wow.
	Whereas you look at the Republicans and the statistics are, again, slight grain of salt here.
	Like 98% of Republicans in the 1960s believed in God, and now it's like 94, 92%.
	So slight drop there.
	But the Democrats, it's been a dramatic drop.
	And I do think Evil Satan.
	He'll go wherever he wants to go.
	And yes, there's so much corruption on, you know, in the Republican side of politics, for sure.
	Of course.
	And in the future, I'm sure we'll see a ramp up where the major corruption is back with the Republicans.
	The good old days.
	The good old days!
	But as of now, it does seem as though Satan's got his slimy little paw up the asses of Democrats, using them as puppets, more so than Republicans.
	Yeah, he switches it up to keep us off our toes.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah, the pendulum swings.
	You also look at a lot of Democrats in office.
	They're not Democrats.
	They're communists.
	Yeah.
	And there's no question about it.
	Communism is an expression of Satan.
	There's a reason why Communism 101, one of the first things they do is try to disconnect the population from God.
	Right.
	Ban religion, outlaw them, ban the Bible.
	You can't have another God.
	If we want you to have the government as your God.
	The China CCP.
	That's what they do.
	Absolutely.
	And then I think the other thing is why they're so excited to get people to not believe in God, is if you believe in God, then you certainly have a belief of some kind of afterlife.
	And if you have a belief in the afterlife, like, oh, I'll be with God forever.
	It's amazing.
	You're not going to fear death as much as an atheist view where this is it.
	Once the lights go out, they're out forever.
	You'll be much more controllable with the fear of death over you.
	And all the fear mongering It's leveraging the fear of death.
	If you extrapolate it like, hey, COVID is going to get you.
	Climate change.
	Well, you're concerned about the climate now.
	You're really concerned about we're all going to die.
	We're all going to boil to death.
	If you know, we don't change the climate.
	So they leverage the fear of death over people and it works way better.
	You're able to control more people when they don't have a firm belief in God.
	So I do think the The devil is working more through the democratic side right now.
	Also, you're not thinking big picture.
	You're not thinking, oh, there's a plan here.
	I've got to do whatever they tell me.
	I've got to get through tomorrow.
	If you have God, you think longer term.
	Also, you don't think God made a mistake and put you in the wrong body.
	That's huge.
	That's a huge one right now, isn't it?
	Yeah, that's anger at God.
	I never thought about that.
	And I think if you can... It separates kids from God.
	Oh my God.
	So does abuse.
	Yeah.
	And I think if you can get people to largely believe, yeah, sometimes God makes mistakes.
	You know, put me in a man's body, but I'm actually a woman.
	I actually know more than God.
	God made a mistake.
	This isn't me making a mistake.
	Thank God for Klaus Schwab and Monsanto.
	They'll correct God's mistakes for me.
	They're kind of playing it that way, aren't they?
	So if you get people to believe you can be born in the wrong body, even if you're not discussing God in the conversation, subliminally, you're getting the message across, there isn't really a God.
	Because if there was a God, he's not going to mistakenly put people in the wrong body.
	Right.
	So I do like, it's just like that.
	That must be why they've glommed on to the trans movement so much from, I mean, Allegedly, that's a good theory, at least.
	Yeah, I do think it's a part of it.
	I do think it's a...
	It's a psyop.
	It's very much a psyop.
	You know, on Twitter it's a big psy-op and they've targeted me for years over and over.
	I just finally quit listening.
	But, you know, it gets people talking about something that you don't have to know one thing in the world.
	No background, no education.
	You don't have to know anything to parrot the lines they give you.
	And then you'll take your eyes off China building Yeah.
	missile launchers in Cuba right now.
	You'll never know about that.
	You won't be interested in that.
	Or the next pandemic.
	Or counting the boats fairly.
	You won't care of none of that because you'll say, you're a sis.
	Yeah.
	You'll know all that, but you won't have a day's worth of education to get there.
	Because it's false science.
	It has no peer review nor control group.
	It's fake, I call it Monsatan science.
	They're all like bought off and it's really horrible that they would have Weaponized science.
	Speaking of which, do you know who Neil deGrasse Tyson is?
	Yeah.
	Have you been listening to any of the BS he's been saying lately?
	Yeah, he's 100% BS.
	Man, that guy, he's sold out.
	They got to him.
	Like a man of science.
	Yeah, he used to be smart.
	I think he's still smart.
	He's just willing to look stupid because he's saying stupid things to do the bidding of his masters.
	Which is smart because that's what's going to keep him funded and working.
	I mean, we're getting deplatformed and ruined and he's out there probably making an extra $3 million a year by saying shit.
	Probably, but he has to go to sleep with himself every night.
	I don't think it bothers any of them.
	I don't think so either.
	They're like cha-ching, that's all, I'm getting me a new car.
	Cha-ching.
	They don't care.
	They don't.
	They don't care about the lives they ended or screwed up.
	Or worse, they think that they're, this is what I was trying to get at, they think that they're protecting a victimized class, they're stepping up for people that are being abused, so that is a good intention, but The road to hell is paved in good intentions.
	And for a scientist to be pushing this sort of agenda because he thinks, oh, I'm helping trans kids that are struggling in school.
	I know that's what he's thinking.
	Yeah, I'm helping trans boys never to have an arm.
	But, you know, back in Nazi Germany... They were helping with the trains on time.
	Yeah.
	People turning their neighbors in thought they were doing the right thing.
	They thought they were helping.
	Well that's where I'm tying in.
	As my uncle Sherman just departed this earth, his famous thing he used to say to us kids when we said, I thought that, or I thought, well I thought I was doing the, he goes, you know what thought did?
	That's what he'd always tell us kids.
	You thought you had to fart, but you shit your pants.
	Wisdom right there!
	But, you know, even though there's all this weaponized morality trying to get people to do the right thing that's actually a destructive thing, or you get a useful idiot like Neil deGrasse Tyson, I think a good way to inoculate ourselves from not propagating evil that's disguised as angelic activity Is one, do our own critical thinking.
	Two, be very in touch with our heart, our conscience, our soul, because they can't censor that.
	You can be distracted from it, but if you're in touch with your heart, your conscience, At the very least, you'll be like, something feels off here.
	You don't need to explain it more than that.
	You just know something feels off here.
	And then once you do that, you have the awareness of it.
	If you've got a little bit of courage, then you can act on that instead of acting on the useful idiot track.
	Right.
	I always thought it was about nobody can stop you from getting better.
	And if you get the desire or the fear that you can't get better, or more learned, or more intelligent, then that tells you something.
	Because you should always be trying to grow.
	Yeah, we're humans.
	I don't care who you are, what your circumstances are, we're more powerful than we think we are.
	Yeah, we are.
	We definitely are.
	And they, the claustrophobes of the world, I don't think they want us in touch with that power.
	No.
	Because it's much easier to have power over people when people forget how dang powerful they actually are and how they're connected to a higher power which is Beyond imagination.
	Yeah, they don't know what that is.
	They don't.
	They don't have the foggiest idea about the human spirit.
	They don't know what it is.
	Yeah.
	What do you think Klaus Schwab is doing right now?
	Like on a... I like that Trump said it's central casting, because it is.
	I mean, he looks like they got central casting to get a guy that talks like that and does what he does.
	Even his outfits.
	Have you seen his outfits?
	His boyfriend, that Yevdol dude.
	Oh yeah, Dr. Noah Harari.
	Yeah, Igor.
	Yeah, it's like an Austin Powers sequel.
	It is!
	It's central casting.
	We will be the gods.
	You will lead good kids.
	It is Austin Powers!
	It's like, pull that back, guys!
	You're kind of being a little too obvious.
	Just get a boring dude in a suit.
	They're like, no, we're going all in.
	Yeah, for the drama.
	Remember that guy that was the Oh, I can't remember the one that was in the ProShot guy.
	And then they had those videos of him at that party in the bikini pants.
	The big UN guy, the CDC head.
	Uh-uh, I never saw that.
	Guy from India.
	I have to look that up.
	He's all over TV telling us about the, we gotta do this and that for our health.
	And then they caught a video of him at a big gay party and he's in the bikini pants.
	That's why I love Anons because they'll always find the hidden bikini pants party Videos and it's just so mockingly great Because it really is the time where we got to go.
	Hey, the Emperor has no damn clothes.
	He's walking around here naked Slinging his schlong in everybody's face.
	Go back home sir and put on your pants and stay there.
	Right?
	Yes.
	And speaking of no pants, did you see the picture of Klaus Schwab on the beach wearing, it's like a thong and... No.
	It's like a BDSM outfit.
	Super cool.
	Really?
	Was it real for sure or was it photoshopped?
	They don't have the technology to photoshop pictures nowadays.
	I am confident it's real because I want it to be real.
	Yeah.
	It's all you need.
	Belief.
	You just have to believe.
	Yeah, it's faith.
	Just like the pictures of Michelle Obama's junk.
	Well, those weren't pictures.
	That was actually video.
	That's a little harder to do.
	When she was dancing on Ellen.
	Did you see that?
	I didn't see the Ellen dancing one.
	Let me see if I can find it.
	Hold on.
	No.
	We don't want to die.
	Did you?
	Yeah.
	I'm going into my country speak from Utah.
	But I saw where she came out of dropping her girls off at Columbia or wherever it is, some MKUltra college they go to, funded by Jeffrey Epstein and Weinstein and all the Steens.
	And she came out there and, you know, she had to itch her balls.
	Did you see that one?
	I have seen that one.
	She had white sweatpants on.
	She had to pull the sweatpants off her balls.
	But I think she's a woman.
	Allegedly.
	Because I don't think any man can be that big of a bitch.
	I just don't.
	I don't think she's a woman.
	You've convinced me.
	But the plot does thicken now on Michelle Obama being a man because He said he makes love to men every day in his imagination.
	Which makes sense that he would actually want to be with a man every day.
	Well, I think he's in a secret.
	I think it's scientific proof.
	Well, when I've seen those pictures of him, I'm going to the Utah Hillbillard part of me.
	I saw those pictures of them with Richard Branson on that boat.
	Interesting.
	See?
	And they were fake choking each other.
	That's pure BDSM.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	And I go, those two boys are in love.
	And then he was with George Clooney on a boat with a little Asian girl.
	Did you see that one?
	No.
	Yeah, that's something you should look that up.
	But I go, oh, all three of them are involved in the three-way.
	Him, Richard Branson and George Clooney.
	Allegedly!
	But that's how it looks to me because that is how Hollywood works.
	All the guys are gay.
	Every one of them.
	There's none that are straight except for John Travolta and Tom Cruise.
	But, you know, they're all gay.
	And all the women are lesbians.
	And they're all witches, too.
	They're all in a covenant.
	I think they're above sex because Satan is what they're attracted to.
	I don't think it's sexual.
	Allegedly.
	Why do you think they're all gay?
	It's part of acting.
	It's the definition of acting.
	I'm going to act like I'm not gay.
	That is where they develop the skill though.
	Because they've been in the closet their whole life.
	They develop the talent.
	They come from small towns where they don't like the gays.
	Also, they also do jump you into the gang of Hollywood.
	Let's be real.
	Travolta's on tape with his masseuse trying to get the masseuse to give him a handjob.
	And he's like, do you want to be an actor?
	This is what I had.
	This is a true story, by the way.
	I don't know if you guys know.
	I saw it.
	No, this is true.
	Allegedly it's true.
	Well, the guy claimed it.
	But he said this is what I had to do.
	This is what I had to do to get in Hollywood.
	Of course they do.
	Apparently he did it well because Travolta's had a good career.
	Yeah, you don't get in Hollywood without That, you know, I didn't have to, nobody ever wanted to have sex with me.
	So I, it was lucky for me.
	You were the exemption.
	God prepared a way for me by making me have no ass waist or any sort of female shape.
	So I was immune, but everybody else I knew, they was willingly doing it, not getting blackmailed into it.
	They was all a bunch of whores.
	Men and women.
	They couldn't wait.
	Like, they couldn't wait to be in a movie with somebody because they knew they was going to have sex with them.
	And their spouse knew they was too because that's part of doing a movie.
	And their spouse, because I was real nosy and always asking questions.
	That's why nobody likes me.
	But I'd say, how can you do it?
	Well, it's just part of, you know, what he does when he's on a film.
	Well, is he ever home?
	Well, no, he's always doing a film.
	Well, how are you okay with that?
	Well, I have my pool boy and this man.
	That's what it is.
	They're all swingers.
	Interesting.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	That's my empirical.
	On that note, I am looking forward to Mel Gibson's documentary where he's allegedly going to be exposing the Hollywood sex trafficking ring.
	That man, assuming he delivers on what he says he's going to deliver, that man's putting his life on the line.
	Yeah, and he's doing it through Ukraine.
	He's telling the Ukrainian part of it too.
	Trafficking through the Ukraine.
	Okay, yeah.
	He's a great man.
	He's a real deep believer.
	I think he's got God's hand on him.
	He's got some protection.
	A lot of people pray for him too.
	Well, I would think he'd be protected and certainly doing God's work with What he's going to be doing and, uh, had some level of a hand in Sound of Freedom.
	He edited the last, uh, the last, the film they showed, he edited it.
	Did he?
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Cause it was a lot different than the original.
	They took a lot of fat out.
	He's a good editor.
	And Disney sat out, they bought the film, sat on it for five years to keep it from seeing the light of day.
	Well, they all do that, you know, That's all you need to know.
	Yeah, that is all you need to know.
	That's all you need to know about certain companies.
	Yeah, wow.
	Yeah, they bought it to kill it.
	Isn't that crazy?
	And somehow not surprising, but to me the only thing that surprises me about things like that is how obvious they are with what they're doing.
	Yeah, they put it right in your face.
	That's their whole thing.
	They gotta put it in your face and then when you don't say nothing they go, well, you knew.
	Yeah.
	Can we talk about that before we wrap up?
	Because that's actually a satanic tenet that we need to expose on this show.
	That's their version of consent.
	Yes.
	Do you know this?
	Oh, you already know this.
	I've heard it, but say more.
	No, it's like they make it so overt, and then if you don't have a problem with it or say something to them, that's consent.
	They can keep going forward.
	That's, I guess, the satanic... Well, we put it right in their face, and they said nothing.
	So, you know, they don't care.
	Yeah.
	And apparently that same kind of satanic consent ritual was used with everybody's favorite pharmaceutical product.
	I think you can say that on YouTube, right?
	No.
	I'll edit that out.
	Whatever, we know what you're talking about.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	No, it's insane.
	Well, we were all like, we're just prey.
	We'll do.
	We've proven that we'll do anything.
	There's nothing we won't do.
	Are you guys ready for this next COVID lockdown?
	You know what you're going to do?
	I'm excited for it.
	Me too.
	I heard this time they want us to wear a mask over our eyes.
	What percentage of people Do you think we'll, you know, with the next one, uh, weirdly just in time for the election, I guess we need to do mail-in ballots, guys.
	Sorry, I wish we didn't have those again.
	You know, yeah.
	What percentage of people compared to last time do you think will actually go along with the whole lockdown ritual?
	The exact same percentage.
	I was going to say the same thing.
	You think so?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Cause they'll say this one's going to be worse.
	And what if they actually do make it worse?
	They probably are.
	They're working on it.
	Because the last one was...
	I had COVID four times.
	It was nothing.
	It was a walk in the park.
	Yeah.
	I never would have got it if I didn't quit smoking.
	My kid says, you better quit smoking because, you know, it's a lung disease, COVID.
	So I quit smoking and immediately got COVID.
	Then I read cigarette smoking helps you from getting COVID.
	Oh, you're just looking out for your health.
	So then I started smoking again and I never did get COVID.
	But I had it four times when I wasn't smoking.
	These dirty bastards, it's all just a plot to keep me on the cigarettes.
	But, you know, it is all a trap.
	We're rats in a maze and they're just studying how we get out of the maze or attempt to, but there's really no doors that open.
	Well, I'll say this as a fan of both yours, and we can wrap up, is that what you both do is really the way that we can fight back.
	Because you're like, what if they make COVID worse?
	Or what we all kind of feel powerless, the layman's like myself, the non-celebs like you two, is that seeing you guys talk about it and mock it, and like we always talk about, mocking is really the best weapon against this evil regime.
	Raptor is the best weapon.
	Just keep doing what you guys are doing.
	Whatever you do, COVID or no COVID, Keep supporting live comedy because you know, you might if you're gonna die, you might as well die laughing.
	Absolutely.
	And you can't be in a state of fear and laughing at the same time.
	And I think laughter is sort of like God's tickle coming through and touching our lives.
	It opens you up to truth.
	It does.
	It does.
	I had something else I wanted to say before we... Oh, did you?
	You mentioned... Oh, I wanted you to show the Alex Jones.
	It's so genius.
	Give me one second.
	Let's see it.
	He's mocking, mocking, mocking on the nth degree.
	It was godly.
	I wanted you to see it.
	And you said you've been on this show a couple times now?
	Yeah, I always go on there and pray for people to wake up and even for the bad people to get a spark of God and open up, come back to the human beings.
	I think that that praying for the bad people, it's not only beautiful, I think it's necessary.
	Like an overlooked thing.
	Like if we all prayed for Bill Gates and Biden to like get in touch with their soul.
	If they have one, if there's anything left that can be salvaged or turned on, the humans will welcome them back after they make restitution, if that's possible, or they're taken from this world, at least they'll go with a clear conscience.
	Yes.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Here it is, you guys ready?
	Watch this!
	I'm going to have to watch it twice because I don't know where it's coming from.
	Liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, That should be the DNC campaign song.
	Isn't that great?
	Yeah, they're probably like, dude, that is pretty good.
	We would like to license that.
	That's exactly our message.
	That's really good, guys.
	Isn't that great?
	Oh, Alex Jones.
	He's a treasure.
	He is a treasure.
	He's the reason anyone's woke up.
	Yeah.
	He did it all alone.
	Dude, he, and he was decades before his time.
	Like so much of what he's, like he was calling out Epstein back in the early 2000s.
	Yeah.
	And Bohemian Grove, he broke that story.
	No, he's legit.
	Yeah.
	I don't know how he possibly knows the things that he knows.
	Cause he talks to people.
	His dad was, Connected.
	Was he?
	Was he connected in like the government?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he worked in the Navy or something.
	I can't remember.
	But he worked for the government.
	The good guys when they some of them are good, you know, I'm sure some are.
	Yeah.
	And I heard that a lot of the good guys are arresting the bad guys right next to him.
	Which is cool, because that's God.
	See that's why I'm hopeful.
	I'm glad you're hopeful.
	I'm hopeful too.
	I see just a critical mass of people waking up and the more the tyrants do, the more they're just Raising their hand.
	You see what they're doing.
	I think they're strengthening the things they try to smear.
	RFK Jr.
	The more they smear him, the more credible he is.
	The more people are waking up to him.
	Same thing with Trump.
	They smear the Sound of Freedom.
	It just gets massive.
	They smeared me and, uh, you know, but I'm too bitter to quit.
	Too bitter to quit.
	I call it the Obi-Wan effect.
	You remember in Star Wars, if you strike me down, uh, when Darth Vader strikes down Obi-Wan and he says, if you kill me, I'll become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
	That's what they keep doing.
	They just keep making you guys bigger and stronger and more people listen to it.
	It's actually the nicest thing they could do for, for all of you is the cancel culture.
	It's the best gift.
	Well, that brings me to some more stuff about Satan that's in the Bible.
	You need to get to the microphone a little bit closer.
	This microphone?
	Can we end on this and then eat?
	I'm starving.
	Here's the real paradox of things.
	Who is the being that brings the most people to God?
	Probably the devil, actually.
	When people are broken and he's ruined them.
	And they got nowhere else to go.
	That's where they go.
	Yeah.
	So it's all... So maybe Biden's a good thing.
	I think he's woke up so many people and they say that the black youth are living in droves.
	And I see them all over YouTube too.
	They finally escaped that mind control because they thought they owned them.
	It's weird how a bunch of old white guys doing the devil's bidding absolutely did think they owned the black community, the black youth.
	And Biden literally said it out loud.
	Yeah, he did.
	Well, you ain't black.
	But yeah, when he was on with Charlemagne tha God, you ain't black.
	Oh, I loved when Larry Elder went on Charlemagne and dressed him down for not saying nothing about it.
	I haven't watched that clip.
	It's on my list.
	It's good.
	Yeah.
	He does it with a fierce pride and dignity.
	It's just great because he breaks that media mind control.
	I'd love to have him on here.
	He's down.
	I've talked to him.
	He's always been nice to me too.
	He's great and we will have him on.
	I love Larry Elder.
	I supported his run for governor in California.
	He's running for president now.
	The best thing, do you remember when he was running for governor during the recall election in Newsom and some white liberal woman put on a monkey mask and threw a banana at him?
	Yes.
	Do you remember that?
	No.
	And they accused Leary... Because he was a white supremacist, that's what she said.
	Yeah, and they say he's a white supremacist.
	She put on a monkey mask and threw a fucking banana at a black governor candidate.
	Oh my god.
	She was the anti-racist in that one.
	That's like men telling women they can't have the term mothers.
	Yeah?
	It's all that double backwards, day upside down bill.
	Well that's where they co-opt you and they do it and then they fuck with you and you go, what am I... I think that's their version of consent.
	Oh yeah.
	That's how I think they do it.
	This is so absurd.
	Surely everybody else sees this.
	I don't even need to say it.
	And then you don't say it and then they keep doing it.
	We have to just keep calling out.
	We have to always say, stay out of my ass.
	Yeah.
	Well, I'll let you wrap up.
	We do have to do the gold real quick.
	Do you want to do it?
	No, you do the gold, but let me say this.
	I always want to do a whole show about how Cleopatra moved her gold away from Rome, through the Jews, to Jerusalem.
	And gold is destroying the Fed, and gold is the hope of all of humanity.
	So let's tell people how they can save what little wealth they have.
	Well, yeah.
	If you want to protect your wealth, there's investments and stuff, but if you actually want to protect your wealth, the smartest thing you can do right now is put some form of your money, some amount in Precious Metals because they can't really take that yet.
	So we suggest, and they are an ad sponsor of ours, but it's bh-pm.com, Beverly Hills Precious Metals.
	Andrew was a guest on our show.
	Go there.
	It's a lot better than paper money.
	That's a million times better than paper money because you can always move it back and you can actually roll over your IRA into precious metals.
	They can do it all.
	So all you've got to do is go to this website, do a free consultation, whatever you want.
	Just say that Roseanne sent you.
	And it's been working.
	A lot of people have been protecting their wealth.
	We've been very happy with the numbers we've seen.
	It's better to have some gold bars than paper.
	And yeah, say the zombie apocalypse happens.
	Everything shuts down.
	Hungry, feral people on your front lawn.
	If you just have cash, that's not going to help you.
	It doesn't have actual value.
	But if you have gold bars, you can club those people right in the face.
	Skull fractures.
	You are protecting your family's future with gold.
	That is through the weapon.
	I didn't even think about that.
	And a long gym sock.
	That's a really good point.
	Gold's too soft.
	That's why you've got to go to silver.
	Or is it the other way around?
	It'll take out someone who's trying to steal your shit.
	That's such a good point.
	I never thought of paper money you can't use as a weapon.
	You throw it at best, you're irritating people.
	Toilet paper.
	You can use it for toilet paper.
	Alright, well, if you want to wrap up, Mom.
	Thank you so much.
	You are a wonderful person and a blessing for me to sit and talk with.
	I hope you're hungry, and I hope you like meat.
	Thank you, Roseanne.
	Yes, I actually eat meat, but I identify as a vegan, so I'm going to really enjoy the barbecue.
	Good.
	Absolutely.
	Thank you for having me on again, sister.
	It's a pleasure to be here with you.

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