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Aug. 17, 2023 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast
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Greetings Earthlings!
Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Weekly Podcast.
I'm loving it so much and I'm loving you guys loving it that it's giving me energy and frequency to go to the next level and I told my daughter-in-law I said, you better set me up for doing this five days a week because I think people are going to need me to guide them through the shit that's coming.
Nobody else is telling them, but I think God wants me to be the one.
Anyways, I do what God wants me to do and, you know, I'll talk about all that later.
Well, I'm very excited to have on a guest who's a Huge fan of mine!
Oh my god, you know how that is so exciting to me when somebody is a fan of mine
And they get what I'm doing because it is so rare because you have to be
somebody who inhabits the penthouse of thought not the lower chakras of the
Groin and the penis and the wiener and the vaggie badge AJ, otherwise known as
Hi!
Thanks for having me, and we're working on a song together, so Roseanne's gonna have a smash hit within the next year.
I thought you already wrote it.
We did, but it's not out yet.
I see it!
I see it, because I know, you know, what's his name, wrote me a rap, and it was so fucking killer.
Coolio.
Coolio wrote me a rap.
When I had my talk show and it was so fucking good.
It's like, because I'm Roseanne and I'm rolling in a fucking, it was so awesome.
In a van?
No, it was cool, like in a Bentley with the fucking, fuck you, you know.
It was so great.
And, you know, then I had like four or five nervous breakdowns and that never happened.
But I loved him.
He's yours as good as that?
He was a genius.
I mean, I think it's, I think it's high level.
I think it's witty.
Got a good hook.
I think it's a smash.
So if I'm writing lyrics, it's got to be top tier for you.
Well do that rap that you was doing for me because that fucking was mind-blowing.
It was like fucking mind-blowing, but what's the beat with it?
I have a song with a band called Trapped.
They're a rock band.
It's called Ignorance is Bliss, so they have a hook.
I think I memorized this.
I don't think I need my phone, but I'll hit you with the verse.
It says, They dumbing down the population.
No hate and just observation.
Make mass profits from inoculation.
Give women pills to stop ovulation.
This camp is no concentration.
I'm controversial.
Stop debating.
The simple truth is now godforsaken.
I'm confiscating this sloppy matrix.
I don't care for your occupation.
I want all humans in this conversation.
I'm Harry Truman with the bombs adjacent.
If you try to stop me, I will not just take it.
God bless.
I'm a thoughtful patron, but the current West is an abomination.
It's time to face it.
My proclamation is wake up before it all gets taken.
That's great, dude.
I love it.
Of course, I wrote you a banger, so you already know.
I can tell the one you wrote for me, but give me what's the thought behind it.
With that, it's like a, I'm Roseanne.
I'm not going to censor myself.
The vibe is like, stop trying to block my shine because you guys, weirdos, aren't as cool as me.
Let me be me because I'm on another level.
It's like a message to the haters to be like, everyone's entitled to their opinion, but Like, get out of my way, because I got some stuff.
Yeah.
It's like a braggadocious rap.
I got something new to say that, you know, you didn't hear from a fucking CIA drop at 4 a.m.
This is some real God shit that you better listen to, because your soul needs to fucking take care of itself, bitches.
Exactly.
You're nothing but whores and fucking thieves.
You better get right.
And some Jezebels.
And Jezebels and fucking... Witches.
Witches and goddamn warlocks and goddamn worshippers of the snake.
What about the queen from Hawaii?
Talking about the queen.
Oh yeah, I wanted to go right into the queen thing because I'm so concerned with my fellow citizens of Hawaii.
How they're suffering and what's happened to them.
And I really wanted to talk to you about direct energy weapons.
I mean, allegedly, I feel that that was an attack on the people of Hawaii.
Then I was like, people don't sell, don't sell.
It's all a trick to make you sell your property because that's been in your family forever and it belongs to the Hawaiian people themselves.
Anyway, so, uh, well, HELCO, Hawaiian Electrical, they didn't turn off the Electricity, which they knew, it was in their drill books, that that's when fires start.
You turn that off because that accelerates fire.
They didn't do that.
They didn't alarm the people.
There was no alarm.
The official story is it just didn't work, right?
Is that what they're saying?
Yeah, just like Jeffrey Epstein cameras didn't work that night.
That he allegedly killed himself, allegedly.
Then he double-squared, allegedly, times the 10th power.
What's dangerous about, you know, the Democrats' narrative every time there's a fire, is they just go right to climate change.
And for the sake of the channel, and just to be fair, I believe that the climate changes as far as, like, the sun goes up, the sun goes down, there's seasons.
Like, the climate's always changing, but then they don't look at anything else.
Like, I'm going to go through all the things, and then we can talk about the energy weapons that people are allegedly thinking or hypothesizing, but it doesn't matter.
Direct energy weapons, that's what they say.
Right when a fire happens, they'll just say, it's climate change.
In California, we already know they stopped logging.
There's tens or hundreds of millions of dead trees.
In places like Alaska, they do controlled burns.
So they're already mismanaging the forest.
They have homeless all over the place in California and in Hawaii.
So just like homeless people trash your city, they're going to start more arson.
And when they mismanage everything, even to the point of not sending out an emergency message, They can just say climate change, and then it all goes away, where it's like, well, did you manage the forest right now?
Get out of jail free card.
They could just say it, and they had all the 20 other things that it could be.
All those athletes, these young people dropping dead, it's because of climate change.
Climate change, yeah, for sure.
They should have got their climate change vaccine.
It's bad for the heart.
I don't understand why they didn't.
These fucking people are morons.
Wait, you didn't get your climate change vaccine?
No, I forgot that one.
I got the other 18 right in my eyeball and my clitoris to be a citizen, a good citizen.
Well, so, okay, so there's fi- I just have to say, to protect the channel, there are fires in Hawaii and we don't know Well, we know there's 2,000 people supposedly dead and another 1,300 missing.
No, but I'm saying we don't know what started.
It could have been homeless.
It could have been the hurricane.
Well, we let, you know, they let the homeless into where we're living there on the marina.
They're all gone.
Buck told me today they're gone.
They shipped them out.
They did?
Well they was starting fires right in front of our house and we live by a gas refinery.
So they let the homeless live by the gas refinery and they was always finding bodies there and there's dead bodies everywhere and every night they start a fucking fire by a gas refinery.
And I knew that was gonna fucking blow and of course that's a Democrat mayor because they're just lining their pockets.
They don't give a fuck.
They're all coke addicts.
With the fires, I want to say this, because as far as the energy weapons, I mean, I don't know what to believe, but I would say what bothers me about Trudeau and American politicians, they just go right to climate change.
Even any foreign country could be looking at that and being like, if we started a fire there, they would just blame climate change.
You know, it's like, we're open to the whole... Yeah, like China.
With their balloons and shit?
And laser satellites.
I think China might have did it.
You're good.
I think China might have did it because of course China would want Hawaii.
Hello?
Of course China would want Hawaii.
All the Chinese are coming into the Hawaiian islands and buying everything up.
So of course they want Hawaii.
They're buying here too.
Yeah.
If anyone did it, they would never admit it.
I don't mind living with the Chinese, but they're going to have to change the way they... I tell her this every week.
You're interrupting AJ again.
No, it's all good.
But as far as for national security, you're good.
Sorry.
I love it.
If you say that it's always climate change, you're like, and I don't like to use the word dog whistle because I feel like it's overused, but to the whole world being like, We're an open, it's like the border, it's like whatever.
People are coming from Russia, people are coming from foreign countries that don't even make sense because we're just like an open vessel.
So it's like, was it a power line?
Was it a crackhead because there's hundreds of thousands of them roaming around?
Was it this?
Was it that?
It could be anything because they'll never admit it.
They'll just say it's climate change and you're like, dude, it's like 90 degrees.
It's not 10,000 degrees, you know what I'm saying?
It's like, it's hot, it's cold.
It's like, I get that it is hot, but also You know, there's crackheads everywhere.
Isn't it a tropical island that's like super moist and wet?
I hate using the word moist.
I think it's been a dry season from what I've heard, but with the property thing, my friend who's a lawyer, Mike Yoder, he does a lot of stuff for the people, anti-establishment type stuff.
He posted something on Instagram today where he was saying, I don't know if it was in the Constitution or the amendments, where the government technically like can, and I've seen this happen in New Jersey where they just like built something, it's like we we got to build a highway and you don't even have a choice.
Here's the money, get out of the way, and I think they have the technical right to do that.
I was hoping that the Poor people there.
I mean Biden's aid really pissed me off because the aid was low-cost loans and that fucking pissed me off after their fraudulent mortgage thing in 2008.
You don't like Biden?
You don't like Joe Biden?
He wears aviators.
And he likes it.
I'm trying to get you going.
You want me to go and have a bite?
I mean, he wears aviators and eats ice cream.
I mean, what's there not to like?
I think Jim Carrey's playing him with a mask.
That's what I think.
I do.
Because nobody can fall up the stairs that in a genius way.
That was high level, that was genius.
Kind of like moonwalking, you know, it's like going backwards.
High level comedy, like Buster Keaton level.
Did you see when he fell the one time?
Because I write articles now on my website.
I wrote an article about him falling and then the next day he hit his head on a helicopter and it's like dang this is too good like I'm getting tired of writing dude you gotta stop hitting your head on stuff.
Did you see him when he fell in front of the cadets?
Yeah, that was bad.
He fell over a sandbag.
Yeah, a sandbag.
And the bike.
Don't forget the bicycle.
No, but when he fell in front of the cadets, this is shameful and horrible, but they all applauded!
Right, they were cheering like it was like Coachella.
They went blah!
That is so disrespectful!
No dishes!
That's hilarious!
The next day they're like, that sandbag was placed by Russia, we need to give $50 billion
to Ukraine.
AJ, sorry to go back.
You're like, I mean, it's gotta be.
And if you disagree, you're a Russian bot.
Yeah.
How many times have you been called a Russian bot?
From like, both sides.
Remember in 2016, if you didn't like Hillary, they were like, are you working with Russia?
And I was like, 24.
I was like, what?
I've never been there.
Yeah, Rob Reiner was saying it, and I was so fucking pissed at him for that.
And so I cornered him in a restaurant in New York City, because I'd had just about enough of his fat fucking lip.
Because I helped him campaign for a thing to help children and education way back when I was a fat fucking drug-addicted leftist.
I think that's a prerequisite.
Well, that's when America was great, right?
Everyone's trying to make America great again.
That's what they're looking for.
Everybody had money to invest in the fake stock markets from their cocaine fucking sales.
No, cocaine doesn't exist.
And then they're investing and producing really shit fucking movies where they put young boys and then have a whole pedophile Crew.
Oh God, and made money from that too.
But anyways.
Wow, we drink a lot.
Let's keep drinking.
This is a good one.
What?
No, no, no.
But you know, I kid Hollywood.
Because I love.
AJ, let me tell you real quick just because people watching this probably want us to stay on topic a little longer because I read the comments.
What you're talking about when you say the government can take your land is under... That's what they did in Hawaii.
I didn't get to the point.
The governor of Hawaii just came out and said he took everybody's fucking houses.
Okay, it's called eminent domain.
Yeah.
Okay.
And it's a police power of the state.
Right.
But they have to prove that the land that they want that you're living on is for the greater good.
So if it's a highway or freeway or school, but they do have to buy your property at market value.
They can't just take it.
That sucks though, because like say your family's grown up there and they're like, yeah.
And you're Hawaiian and it's your country.
Let's talk about the Mauna Kea protests too, because actually we love big islands.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I moved there for specific because that's where a lot of my spirit belongs.
It's an amazing place, and the fact that the volcano's active, it's just like such a real environment.
And I think it's the biggest island, but it's the least populated.
It's the most, like, in my opinion, it's the most real.
It's the least touristy.
You meet the people.
And they had a Mauna Kea protest because all these science guys, like, I call them Neil deGrasse Fett, Bison Tyson.
And I called Bill Nye, Shil Nye, the Democratic Party spy guy.
I got good nicknames.
Every time I go to a live show, I'm like, am I going to get in trouble?
Are they going to say I'm something?
But I'm like, no, it's too funny.
I'll say it anyway.
But they built telescopes in the past on the most sacred mountain.
Mother Mountain of the Hawaiian people.
And then they left the trash there multiple times.
So now all these science losers are like, and I like science.
It's beautiful.
The stars are amazing.
But they're like, let's build this massive one at the top of Mauna Kea.
That'd be like they go put a telescope on the dome of the rock.
Right.
And there's still trash from other telescopes, smaller ones, at the mountain that they're like, you still haven't cleaned up when you said you would.
So they have the right to reject it anyway, but there's already proven times where they didn't do it.
So I went out there to show love, and I think that they successfully rejected it, right?
They didn't put it there?
Yeah, the certain people from Hawaii came, you know, because I have a museum there and it is to honor Queen Lili'uala Kalani who put herself in prison so that the American Army would not kill the citizens.
And she left behind a trust for the Hawaiian keiki, the children.
And so that's what I was trying to get in touch with people because my hobby is creating lawsuits.
And I've won all of them.
You're undefeated?
Yeah, I'm undefeated.
What's your record?
It's like a UFC fighter.
Well, one of them was at the Supreme Court.
Wow.
Yeah.
Do you know, off the top, how many do you think you've won?
How many have I funded?
Because like an MMA fighter, they won 20-0.
They're like, oh, we won 20 games and we lost zero.
What's your like?
10-0.
10-0?
That's undisputed.
Undisputed champion of lawsuits against corporate fascism.
Nice.
But I forget what I'm talking about.
But anyways... The queen from... Oh yeah, but she has a trust for the children of Hawaii and they need to invoke that against the state of Hawaii trying to take the homes of the Hawaiian people there who've lived and it's their land and their ocean and they're not... I don't think they should be able to take it away from them because, you know, rich people of other cultures want to move in on them and destroy their...
I think all tribal people have the right to live on top of their sacred burial
grounds. Right, and Hawaii is such a beautiful culture, like the aloha, mahalo, pono.
The vibe that they have, their land, it's like... America's not gonna make it better.
We have so much stuff, let them have that and don't ruin it because the more that they invade... We've gone to... I'm trying to think... Uncle Robert's... What's the hula competition?
I think Mary Monarch is it called?
It's such a cool culture.
We have so much stuff, like, we don't need to hyper-corporatize everything.
A lot of the other islands already are, and it is very odd that, you know, now that it's all burned down from climate change, and there can't be anything else, it can't be one of the 50 things that we know that they're mismanaging.
Did climate change stop the governor from, like, warning people earlier?
You know what I'm saying, with climate change?
It was so hot I couldn't move my thumb.
That's the type of shit that they say though.
So it's like, you know, are they gonna buy that land?
I think that's the smoking gun if they try to buy it back.
No, they've nationalized it already.
Well, let's say this because this is a call to action.
They eminent domained it all and I hope, you know, I just was saying I hope those people don't sell because when Biden offered them the fraudulent loans such as, oh my god, it's just so fraudulent.
Well, what's our message to them?
Well, I want to post that I want to post that thing we found where people can send aid that will make it directly to the Hawaiian people.
Don't sell your land.
We're coming.
No, but I have a place they can go.
We'll post it.
We've all been very careful.
One thing I want to say is we're all smart and we've been through this fucking ring.
We've been through COVID.
We've been through everything.
It's not wise in the first 12 hours, 24 hours, even 36 hours to just blanket do anything.
You've got to kind of wait for the dust to settle a little bit because people are so fucking evil That I shit you not, I know there's GoFundMes out there that are fraudulent, that people just take your money.
I know, that's why I wanted to let it shake out too.
But I found one, my son-in-law, he grew up there.
I think he came from Alaska and went there.
A lot of Alaskans go to Hawaii and a lot of Hawaiians go to Alaska.
It's like two states that are interdependent.
They're two amazing states, too.
They're both legendary views and vibes.
So the thing is, we're gonna figure out, we'll tweet out or Instagram once we get a little better handle, but the number one thing we can say now, because we're recording this on Monday, a lot can change until Thursday, is do not sell your fucking property to BlackRock or Oprah or anybody.
Do not sell, do not sell.
We will help you.
I'm gonna try to...
I guess I'm going to try to fund a lawsuit invoking, I know Queen Lili'oli'ala Kalani.
She would not want that to happen to the keiki of the Hawaiian people.
And I really honor her because she was such an awesome queen.
I mean, in the history of queens of this world, she was awesome.
You should read about her.
Like Obama-level Quinn.
Awesome.
I want to say real quick on the Hawaii thing.
See, he kept on going to Hawaii and starting all that shit.
Don't even get me started on it.
He'll probably buy all that land up at the Oprah.
And they'll have their abortion clinics where they'll take the organs and then sell the rest of the baby to Bill Gates to make his fraudulent meats.
And they'll have a little canoe channel where they can murder their chefs.
I was gonna say... Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Well, I was gonna say a direct business, like if you know that area and there's specific businesses where you know the business owner and he has a direct thing, that's probably the cleanest way right now.
That's what I was looking for.
Then the like, just donate to whoever.
Just people.
That's probably not legit, I would think.
People to people.
You don't want no government in there.
The businesses, the people.
But somebody said that the army was Not letting water, diapers, and goods into the people.
There's some weird shit going on.
It's really hard to verify because even though the internet has all this amazing information at our fingertips and our phones and everyone's online, we know less now than we've ever known.
Yeah, but if you will believe that this government is trying to poison, kill, burn, blow up trains, destroy the food supply, and everything that they are doing, I really do.
I think they're trying to kill us.
I really do, and I have for a long time.
And this just proves it more to me.
you know, the population.
I really do.
I think they're trying to kill us.
I really do, and I have for a long time.
And this just proves it more to me.
I think that, you know, they know they're gonna get caught if Trump gets back in because they're not going to have
the control of all the mechanisms of government to keep their secrets.
And their secrets are going to be exposed, and I think they're scared shitless of that.
But a lot of us do know what their secrets are, because a lot of us know people who were used in their secrets.
And there are a lot of survivors.
Maybe they think they got them all, or messed up their brains enough that they can't recall, but there's such a thing as called healing, and a lot of them do remember, and a lot of them are talking to each other.
And, you know, as they say in the Bible, the children will speak the names of their abusers in public.
That's why Hillary kills everybody.
Oh, allegedly!
I don't think that one needs to be said, allegedly.
I mean, she's killed like 56 people by now.
Do we have to say allegedly for that too?
Yeah, because she hasn't been proven guilty by a Department of Justice who's never investigated her.
Well, a lot of people do commit suicide with two shots.
Did you see Patrick ask Anthony Wiener about the conspiracy theory?
That was kind of crazy.
I haven't seen Wiener that mad since the girl told him she was over 50.
I was just like, dude, Patrick's got some brass balls, man.
Like, I was kind of like, he was just like, listen, a lot of people think this.
Like, you know, it's true that a lot of people do think that, so he worded it really well, where it's like, why do you think a lot of people think that?
Yeah, I mean, how many of you have, do you know 57 people that have committed suicide in your friend group?
I wish he would have asked him more intelligent questions.
I think he blew it up.
He did what men do.
They try to get there too fast.
You've got to, like, get a guy drunk before you can really talk to him.
And, you know, they just are all ego, getting in there with that penile energy they've got.
I would like to get in, since we have Anomaly here.
Anomaly is getting a lot of- Why do you hate the Jews?
No, no, let's start with Trump and then we'll get into how he hates Jews.
No, that's not true.
I know, I'm kidding.
I'll defend myself against the libelous slander.
No, but first of all, this is unique for me because we had Ron Wyton here, who's a Never Trumper.
Yeah, he told me he's a Never Trumper.
I never would have guessed.
But it's fine.
You don't have to believe, you don't have to agree with us.
Well, they got their points of view.
I don't give a shit.
I'm not the Gestapo.
I'm not a Democrat.
A lot of people got mad that listening to the show that we would have a Never Trumper on, so I imagine when this episode drops Thursday and Anomaly's here, he's a I would say you're classified as a DeSantis supporter right now.
You're probably off that.
Don't defend it yet.
Is that accurate?
Do people say that?
I mean, people say everything, but I would say, yeah.
I would say I'm not a never-Trumper.
I like Trump.
I made a song about him.
I voted for him in 2020.
If it comes down to him and Biden, I'm voting for Trump.
I'm not Bill Mitchell.
No offense to the guy who's on here.
I'm not a never-Trumper.
I'm pretty logical.
I don't like the fact that people don't challenge Trump because I feel like people like him so much that he he's very alpha and very businessman and he's got a lot of stuff going on and I feel like he knows that he can get away with anything with his base in a way where like a DeSantis gets called out more.
And I feel a little bit betrayed by Trump because I feel like he sided with the pharma swamp.
And I'll make my case for it, right?
I've supported him for years.
When he got into office, he was a skeptic of the injections, we'll just call them, that we don't know.
He knows about stuff.
He actually called RFK, RFK always talks about it, how he wanted to make a vaccine safety council.
And then Trump, when his inauguration came around, he took over a hundred million dollars of donations, which are the same as all politicians, kind of bribes.
He took a million from Pfizer.
Then he hired Alex Azar for HHS, who was the Eli Lilly executive.
And then Scott Gottlieb for FDA.
So I feel like a lot of the stuff that happened, it's not like Trump's outside and they like bamboozled him.
I feel like he turned on his own intuition.
Please don't.
Please don't.
sided with the swamp. And I want to say this too, I saw a Sean Hannity interviewer, Sean Hannity said,
why'd you hire Christopher Wray? And Trump said, I'll do my shitty Trump impression because it just
feels weird reading Trump stuff without it. But okay, fine, I'll just do it. He said, I'm an
You know, the Democrats liked him.
Chris Christie told me to hire him.
And I listen to Chris Christie often.
And it's like, that's why you chose him?
Because you listen to Chris Christie?
Like, I just feel like he's a really funny guy.
I like he called Chris Christie a fat pig.
No, he said, don't call him a fat pig.
Don't call him a fat pig, sir.
That's disrespectful.
Trump is the funniest candidate I've ever had.
He's so funny.
That's why they hate him, because he's funny.
He is funny.
We're going to talk about that in a second.
That's why I think that I believe in We The People.
I believe that if enough people stand firm on certain topics, they matter.
For instance, when Obama got into office, he pretended to be against gay marriage.
Because he couldn't get into office.
Now Trump waves the gay flag because no one cares like they used to.
People don't have that conviction.
So the culture, and I know you talk about mind control stuff, they control the culture and they shift both parties in the same direction.
So it's like, even when you get in, they still get their way a lot because they've shifted the mindset of the population.
So I feel like Trump's done a lot of good stuff, calling out the media stuff.
But I do feel like people give him a pass on stuff, and it almost takes power away from We The People to the point where, like, if he hires someone bad or does something weird, people will be like, oh, it's 1,000 D. Chess.
And I'm like, I don't know, man.
I think they got to him a little bit.
Or he made a mistake.
Yeah, and also, I do think that he is a... He doesn't hire very well.
I'll just say that, yeah.
I have to agree with that.
I'm a big Trump supporter.
Well, I'm gonna come in.
I don't know how much I'm gonna say.
Is this the UFC cage fight right here?
No.
No, I respect what he's saying.
I think a lot of people agree with him.
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, they do.
I hear it and read it all the time.
Nobody's perfect.
He's not a fucking deity.
But, what if... Thousand D Chess.
I'm just saying, what if there's a couple of wrinkles in there that you're not seeing?
Could be.
Yeah.
Like anything specific or are you just throwing it out like rhetorically?
I'm just throwing out what I do know because I like to read on the internet because, you know, I like to lay in bed and eat.
I also love the sentence, I want to talk about what I do know because I read a lot on the internet.
It's funny to me.
I want to ask you guys a question, because as far as with the Q stuff, there's this book called... We're not allowed to say the 17th letter.
Oh, F. So we say 17.
F-A-N-O-N.
You've heard of F-A-N-O-N?
No, what's that?
It's a left-wing conspiracy.
You trust the plan and you just keep voting for Joe Biden no matter how old he is.
He's not even alive and you just keep writing.
Let's say 17.
I think they'll allow it.
You know why 17 is such a great number?
Now I'll get really creepy with you.
Let's go.
Because that's when you're safe.
Let's get Stephen King with it.
17 is the book of Esther.
Which is all about, let me take a hit of this here.
Here we go.
Here we go, we're about to get real chewy up in here.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love it.
Let's go.
Sometimes people are like, this podcast, Rosanne gets a little wacky at times.
It doesn't even work.
I edit a lot of this stuff out.
This is what it's really like.
It's a stream of consciousness.
It's a flow, right?
You're just going.
Yeah.
Is it not working?
Let me see.
I don't think it worked.
Blow out.
I see the smoke.
Blow out.
Okay, let me see if I'll blow it out.
Oh yeah, it works, dude.
Oh, fuck.
This is the rest of this podcast, it's cropped.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
You'll see it's all made of wood!
And it's all what you've got in mind!
We were talking about the 17th letter.
Oh yeah, can I?
Oh, so 17.
Oh, so 17.
So that's our code, 17.
Well, I'll say this because I want to get your opinion because I think that there have been, like, things can inspire you.
They could go different ways.
I'm not a hater.
I've never been a hater.
Let me finish before Jake and his Fat, 10-pound ass that I had to squeeze out of my uterus.
At least you're staying on 10 pounds.
It was gaining a pound every time, so I'm glad you're staying at 10.
10-pound ass I had to push out when he was born, and such hemorrhoids did I get.
I mean, he looks like he's in good shape now.
You've been working out.
Well, he was a big, fat pain in the ass.
Can I say no homo?
We're not in the NBA, right?
To birth, Jake, was a huge pain in the ass.
Literally, her butthole came out of her body.
Yeah, my butthole retracted because of trying to push his 10-pound abs.
Was it worth it?
It wasn't the last.
Is it worth it?
Oh my God.
I'm so ashamed of you for saying that.
Now you've got a beautiful granddaughter.
You know, struggle makes... But I'm telling you, he shouldn't tell me anything.
He should not ever... whatever.
No, no.
I tell her she... Dude, let me tell you a story real quick and do not interrupt because it's so funny.
We did last week, we did Alex Stein, right?
And we were in here, and she interrupted the poor bastard like a thousand times.
So I said to her, I said, Mom, please stop interrupting Alex Stein.
And she goes, who cares what he is?
This is the podcast guest, the guy drove three and a half, hold on, Alex Stein drove three and a half hours here, but shit, you know, two weeks before his lawyer, his Jew lawyer fucked up, and he showed up at our house when we were doing Timcast.
And so he's the second time he's driven.
So he's already been in the car at this point a total of 10 hours and she says, who cares what he says?
So then after the show, she goes in the kitchen.
He knew it was a joke.
No, after we go in the kitchen, I say, Mom, you can't interrupt our guest.
And she goes, I'm a genius.
Or whatever she said.
And I was like, no, it's really, really important.
That's why I wrote you a rap song, though, to flex on everyone.
No, but hold on.
Here's the funniest thing.
So I put the episode up on YouTube.
I do think I interrupted him too much but I was very excited to talk to him and I forgot we were filming.
That's how I am at dinner parties.
Alexandra, so to your credit, she did come and apologize to me. I did think I
interrupted him too much, but I was very excited to talk to him. And I forgot we
were filming. That's how I am at dinner parties. I realize I'm a terrible bore.
No, you're not a bore.
At dinner parties, I'm always changing the subject and streaking things out.
That's not boring when you jump around.
It's actually really fun.
People love that.
It's just when they're mid-sentence, I guess, then you jump in.
Well, that's when I like to do it is when they're just before the punchline.
What were you saying?
Oh, it's cool.
I'm having a blast.
The 17th?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, you're doing much better.
Shut up, you are a fat loser.
Now I'm gonna derail.
Alright, so what were you saying about the 17th letter of the alphabet?
I derailed that one, so that was on me.
Um, yeah, so, okay.
I'm not gonna, I'm not ever a hater where I'm like, there's, I know some people were inspired to do great things, but there's a book that was written by a commie Bolshevik defector, his name is Golitsyn, he wrote a book called New Lives for the Old, in like the 20s, and he talked about communism.
Yeah.
And like, kind of blew the whistle on it, or I don't know, just wrote about his experiences.
It's an upside down Ponzi scheme.
Yep.
And in that book, he talked about a controlled opposition scheme.
It was called Operation Trust.
And in Bolshevikism, they told conservatives and patriots that there were generals doing stuff.
So it was, it's literally in the book, I own it.
And it said like, don't, you don't, when you see communism invading your town, I'm not getting that.
about it because the generals will fix it. So like it kind of just docile the
people that would have normally opposed it and it was called Operation Trust and
it seems very similar to QAnon. So that's where I'm not saying it necessarily is.
I'm not getting that, tell me more. It was the Bolshevik regime used a
controlled opposition like a counterintelligence scheme to tell the
conservatives, the patriots, the people that weren't commies, be like don't
Don't believe your own eyes because there's generals behind the scenes fixing it.
That is very similar.
When communism is entering, Don't do anything about it.
You don't have to, like, oppose it, because it's being fixed, but you just can't see it.
So you're insinuating that the Q movement is... I just think it sounds similar, but... Is a psy-op or something?
I think it sounds similar, and just with Trump in general, I think that...
I think that one of the best things about him, besides his foreign policy, the fact that he's a man and he doesn't, like, fall asleep, is the fact that he actually has proven that he does listen and, like you said, like a populist, but I feel like now so many people just agree with everything he says that he doesn't feel the need to even do anything, where I remember when he was doing the Syria war, that's kind of how we met, was I posted about Syria, you responded, and, like, I remember, like, Alex Jones, a lot of people were like, Trump, we don't agree.
Uh, and, like, Trump kind of, like, flipped, where I felt like he listened to the base.
He does listen.
I think so, too.
So now I feel like the base— He takes input.
Unlike ideologues.
Right.
They go, hey, that don't fit the narrative.
Kick—fuck that.
But now I feel like people like him so much, and a lot of that is Q, a lot of it isn't, or F Anon, the Biden scheme, no, but I think now he doesn't feel like, with the Pharma stuff, like I've seen, if I interviewed him, which I don't know if I'll ever get the chance, I would ask him politely, first slide, Compliment him.
He's, you know what I'm saying?
He's an American legend.
Who, Trump?
Trump, yeah.
I would show him love, say a lot of good things.
But then what I would ask him is, you said the injection saved a hundred million lives.
I don't believe that.
I don't think you believe it.
Like, I feel like no one pushes back because they just don't want to, you know?
Where I feel like we're losing our power because there is no like, oh, let's try to switch it.
It's like, oh no, he knows better.
And it's like, I don't know.
Can I say something?
The thing about the Q, because I'm not I'm not Q. Oh wait, you are Q. No, I'm the real Q. No, I'm just kidding.
They take a lot of flack and I'm sure a lot of the stuff is bullshit and maybe it is controlled op, but a lot of the Q stuff, me and my mother have talked about this, a lot of it was native and happened in real time that I don't know that you could say it's controlled op.
Maybe parts of it you could argue, but it really was just really concerned people that maybe had some misinformation.
A lot of the shit they said was fucking dead-on true, and nobody ever talks about it.
Everyone's like, well, my thing on cue, the hot take, is they're bullshit.
A lot of the shit wasn't bullshit.
A lot of the shit was dead-on.
They said Pizzagate was bullshit, and then that Sound of Freedom comes out.
Well, that's the thing.
That's the number one movie.
Well, that's what I want to say.
Maybe it wasn't happening in a pizza shop in D.C., but children are trafficked.
That is a fact.
And they were calling attention.
There was a lot of anons finding shit.
So, of course, when you have random people finding shit, a lot of the stuff is going to be bullshit.
But I would retort with you, AJ, and say that if it is Control Up, maybe it is, but a lot of it, I believe, was Real.
And by real, I mean a lot of people were doing their own research and adding to it.
I don't think they were controlled.
And I think it's, like, that is written where it's similar, but I'm not a hater.
What you're saying, like, I've seen people where he said it inspired me to run for office and be conservative and be chill, and I'm like, that's fine.
So I, like, this is what also, and we'll, I think, talk about other topics later, but, like, Because there's like, if you disagree, you must be Biden.
It's like, no, no, you must be like Bill Mitchell.
And I'm like, no.
You know, so like, it's like people I've never, I've debated a lot of the people that were like decoding for years.
I'm not, I'm not going to name names, but like, I always had friendly chats with them.
And it's like, we agree on this, this and this, but we don't agree on this.
And I never try to paint it because everyone's story is different.
Everyone gets inspired by something else.
And I like, it becomes this like false paradigm because it's like the media saying human trafficking is not real.
And it's like, we know you're lying.
And then they'll say, so it's like, then it's like if you're challenging someone, they think you're like the other side.
We're like, I'm not CNN.
And I'm not George Bush.
It's all bullshit, distraction and division.
Because the truth is, we all agree on the many and disagree on the few.
And we need to like actually unlock our brains from their mind control program.
And begin to remember and work on the things we have in common, that we all agree we have in common, which is our children deserve schools in which they learn so that they can compete in the world of excellence.
Correct.
And I think we can all agree on that.
We need to make it happen.
Fuck parties, bullshit, fucking fundraisers.
We can agree on that.
You know, we need to have agreements and decide that we're going to get that done and stop blaming and fucking living in the drama.
Just get our shit together and actually make good things happen because we have the ability.
How do we unravel that mind control?
Because say like for me, I'm like Democrats will tax me like 38% or whatever and like and then Republicans will do like 36 but like to me it's all too high so it's like it's a game of like this or this where most Democrats agree with all the stuff you're saying but when Trump comes in they like hate him or like there's always something to like drive people away but everybody wants the same stuff Everybody needs to learn to take a big deep breath when you're feeling triggered.
See, because this is all a mind control program to get you to go into panic and do things you'll later regret out of anger.
That's what they're training you for.
But here's what you can do to counteract all that.
That's really smart.
Here's what you can do.
When you feel yourself getting triggered, you have to A. know you're being triggered on purpose.
And how you fight against that is, one, you take in a really deep breath for ten counts.
Like this.
Then you hold it for ten.
And then you exhale it for ten.
Now right away you're calm.
Your heartbeat went down.
But then you see a Bill Mitchell tweet and it's fucking... No, you've got a good...
You've got a good one minute at Calm, which is really ground zero, because the thing is, don't get triggered, because triggered, you've got to think about what that means, a bullet comes out.
Yeah, that's a really good point.
Now, come on, they're fucking mind controlling you, and it's to destroy you, it isn't to help you, or help nobody.
They just want you out of their way, because you're in the way of their money.
That's a really good point, and then I would also say one other way to defeat mind control on your topic, which is this might... It's stay calm is rule one.
Well, humor.
Oh yeah!
Mocking.
Mocking and laughter.
And we've been touching about, hold on, we've been touching on this a lot lately and I think this is why you're a fucking, at the most important time in history, you're one of the most important people.
This is me talking as a fan, not as your son.
Right now it is imperative, why everyone's mind controlled and fighting, that we mock and punch up That we laugh at ourselves, that we can tease each other, and that we don't get triggered from jokes.
If you want to get triggered from political bullshit, that's fine, but triggered from jokes is bad.
Like I say, if we could only let me preach the gospel of myself here.
Amen.
Yeah, that was amen.
Appreciate it.
I'm sorry, but I want to preach now.
No, but humor is how we do it.
And offensive humor, specifically.
Go ahead.
We need to take all the hate we feel toward each other that's been programmed into us by the media 24-7 over all these years.
Take that hate that you feel for your neighbor and people who don't look exactly like you and say exactly like you say and think exactly like you think or live exactly like you do.
Not counting pedo freaks, but normal people.
um okay uh point that hate somewhere take yeah let's take all that hate and just for this one time Point it upward at the people who caused all this shit, and not each other.
And you know what?
It'll change in the blink of an eye.
All we have to do is focus our hatred on the people whose fault everything is.
And that's the owners of the world, and you know where they are.
They sit at the top of every huge multinational corporation in the world, and they're billionaires.
Like I said, in my 2012 campaign for president, I wanted to reinstitute the Blessed Lady of the Guillotine, as they did in the French Revolution.
Because, you know, I think billionaires should be given the chance to pay back and make restitution for all the death and damage they've caused in the world to get their billions.
And if they refuse to give the money back, As I say, that's a fate worse than death to them.
But they could be given the choice to go, you could use your money and help people.
They could be given that choice.
I have a question.
Do you think there's any moral billionaires?
And why do you think most are immoral?
Do you think you just have to be to get to that level of power?
Yeah, because you have to go and buy up that land from suffering poor people and feel good about it.
And you're going to hell if you do.
And I am going to use all the Do evil eye power I have vested within me by the light of God and everything I deem holy on this planet and I'm gonna, you know, ask that your karma be returned to you one thousand times.
I want you to not touch those people land and leave them Hawaiian people alone.
You really think they're... like all joking aside, do you really think the billionaires or whatever... Yeah, they're vulture investors.
They even call themselves that.
So you think they're... let's just...
They're vampires.
You're saying that they purposely, allegedly, purposely damaged Lahaina?
Is that what it's called?
Yeah.
And that's to sink the property values so they can buy low?
Yeah.
Sell high, buy low.
There's no fucking mystery.
No.
I worked, I was the first quote unquote, should I call myself an un-celebrity?
But I was the first person that sent people to Katrina because I knew what they was doing down there.
Remember that?
Ninth Ward?
I knew what they was doing, the same damn thing.
You think they broke the levees in New Orleans too?
Well, people heard booms.
Ah, allegedly.
Allegedly some alleged people heard some alleged booms.
And all the poor people, for some good god damn reason, all the poor people, all their houses get destroyed and bought up for pennies on the dollar and they're made homeless and go to barracks there in Somewhere here in Texas where Mrs. Barbara Bush said, they've never been happier.
Remember she said that?
In Ukraine, I know BlackRock already signed like a multi-billion, almost like a trillion dollar deal.
Do you think it's random and they're helping Ukraine?
Of course, just like Halliburton helped rebuild Iraq.
Well, it's like first they got to blow some shit up and then they got to rebuild it.
Americanize it?
Yeah, but they all wear it like all the Democrats wear.
I never noticed.
I've been tuning stuff out.
I don't know what they wear.
I just think of like Stephen King's avatar.
Like Old Navy.
It's usually just purple hair.
It's purple hair and like 400 pounds of body fat.
In Old Navy.
Old Navy, at least they've made a size 5X.
I just want to say... That's what Whoopi Goldberg wears.
She probably does.
When we talk, her tits are at her knees.
Oh, she's so fat.
She cursed herself for acting like a Jew.
That's what happens.
She turns into an old fat Jew.
She got what she wanted, didn't she?
Her karma got her.
She was like early on, like, you know, I'm identifying as this.
Well, she just did it to get work in Hollywood, which you could say makes her racist, but then you could also say, well, that proves that Jews run everything, that a black woman has to pretend to be Jewish.
Yeah, like Sandra Bernhardt always said, that bitch is the only Jewish woman Hollywood gives a fuck about.
That's what Sandra Bernhardt used to say.
I want to say one thing before we wrap up.
We can keep going.
No, let's keep going.
Yeah, we will.
I do have to take a pee break, but I just want to say... God, what a puss.
No, I'll go.
I'll go smoke while you do.
No, we will.
I just want to say it's really funny when people talk about Dew or Hawaii or any of these Katrina conspiracy theories.
Is it really out of the realm of possibilities that the United States government would do something nefarious to native people to take their land?
Like give native people blankets with the... Small fucking box?
It's in the history books, but they always say like it's so far away, and it's like it wasn't that long ago.
It wasn't that long ago.
In some cases like ten years ago with certain like pharma stuff, you know?
Yeah.
It was like thousands of years ago.
People go, that would never happen.
There's no way the U.S.
government would You just do to destroy islanders.
It's like, dude, first of all, Hawaii, we already fucking stole.
We've already fucking done our colonization.
It's like now we're going home.
The Queen put herself in prison and made a deal with the United States Army that if she stayed in prison, they wouldn't kill any Hawaiian people.
Well, that's kind of like them putting Trump in prison to me.
Yeah, and he might have to go.
He may have to go.
I can't wait for his first campaign video from prison.
That's what everybody on my show, Drew, used to say.
They're going to put you in prison and make you do the Roseanne show for yourself.
It's not far off.
It's not far off.
I was going to say, I don't know if you have to piss, but I wanted to talk about anti-Semitism or people accusing me.
You guys just talk.
I want to smoke, so let's take a break and then come back and talk.
We have to come back.
Every time we do this, we never come back.
We're coming back because I... I can see your fucking weird Terminator cornea.
What?
You can see my cornea?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
You see it?
That's so fucking weird, yeah.
Check it out, bitch.
You're freaking me out.
It's like, you know what it is?
It's metallic.
Can you see that, AJ?
Nah.
Dude, her fucking left... Are you filming this?
Well, I don't think it's going to pick up on camera.
Well, but you're filming this, right?
Yeah, but you've got to look at the camera.
Well, but then I'll go blind and it'll start strobing.
No, I live with you.
Check it out.
Look.
You gotta go over by the light.
Yeah, that's fucking weird!
Yeah, I told ya.
It's a cyber eye and it's hooked up to NASA.
That's why people don't... It's serious.
I'm not making it up.
NASA?
Uh-huh.
I was saying Skynet.
Because it looks like the Terminator eye.
It's hooked up to NASA, but I hope they move to Space Force, because NASA has exposed itself as being pure 100%.
N-A-Z-I.
Oh, they started from the Nazis started.
But we thought they'd grown from that, but they never learned.
That's a conspiracy theory that's on Wikipedia in the history books written.
I'm just kidding.
It's true.
I know, I know.
Wernher von Braun.
Yeah, Wernher von Braun.
Alright, so I'm back from the bathroom.
Thank you everybody for letting me go to the bathroom.
Is everyone all peed up and good?
Mm-hmm.
So, AJ, we were kind of getting into something that I think we really need to cover, which is your horrible anti-Semitism.
Oh yeah, you're a goddamn Jew-hating hillbilly.
That's what I heard.
Alright, so yeah, I want to state my case and defend myself.
So this started years ago, actually.
So I have friends all over, at every news company, so it's like if people talk shit, I hear it.
And they were like, Anomaly, they're calling you far right, this and that, at like, I'm not gonna say the conservative media.
And I'm like, why?
What did I say?
What did I do?
What do you mean?
And he's like, well, someone retweeted you, and now they draw you with that person.
And I'm like, listen, I have, on Facebook, I have 800 million views.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not bragging, but I'm out there.
I've gotten 20, probably 10 million retweets so it's like I'm not responsible for everything that everyone says and even when we're talking about this stuff there's people that like people I like that I don't actually agree with so they started playing this game years ago with me or is it guilt by association because he retweeted you, you must be him.
And it's been getting over and over and over.
And there's been different times where people have got mad at different things.
But the first thing that they got mad at was in 2019, Trump and DeSantis passed a bill.
Trump passed an executive order and there were anti-Semitism bills for schools or for
college campuses.
And part of it had a list of what it means to be anti-Semitism.
And it had a list of like 20 things.
And I just thought it was excessive because I didn't agree with everything there.
And also, I have Jewish friends that say some of the things that they say are anti-Semitic
the same way that, you know, like they don't defend you or they exaggerate and say like,
well, she said that or you said that.
So I thought, I don't, I don't think that needs to be passed into law.
And I actually think it does disservice because when you cut out people's speech, I don't think you could stop hate at that root or evil or violence.
Like I don't think it stops at that.
So I disagreed with it on that level.
And then I got caught.
Cause it was a suppression of free speech bill.
I thought so, and I thought that it exaggerated, it used certain things that it's just like, it's not going to stop people from hating.
And I don't, I'm not a hateful person, and I'm not saying this just to pander, but I've had a great Relationship with a lot of people so I've never been someone my parents raised me Well, I know there's great people all over and in my life some my favorite family.
That was the nicest to me This is a real story.
They were Jewish growing up.
They were sent the mom was nice Like I never I never hated anybody, you know saying I have thousands of people watch me in Israel so it's annoying where if I talk about certain thing or lobbying money or even Zionism, not in a I-hate-you way, but in a what's-the-relationship-between-that-in-American-politics, they immediately just say I hate everybody.
And, like with everything, it's not gonna stop me when people say certain things, but it sucks because I have a lot of Jewish friends, Jewish neighbors, and it's like, I just don't like when people lie about me.
Well, what's your whole...
So, I think in American politics, a lot of the big donors, I'll give you a specific example, and there's no disrespect because I'm sure he's a great guy, he's deceased now, but Sheldon Adelson was a big Republican donor.
American businessman, never said anything bad about him, don't think anything bad about him.
He had a speech where he said I served in the American military and he used the word like unfortunately and then he said I want my kids to serve in the IDF, the Israeli military.
So I'll just say if he's spending hundreds of millions of dollars to donate to the Republicans, I think he wants he wants to push certain policy with it.
Just that.
I don't get that.
I can't follow.
He's saying if somebody is donating money to a politician and they have certain things they want to happen on the geopolitical
scale, they're probably going to push their agenda lobbying and he doesn't want lobbyists.
Well no it's not even that but I don't I think they should pass a law that people in government
cannot accept campaign money from any non-American source. Right.
And I think I think it's a good policy and what I'm saying is like I don't I'm not one of these people like when it comes to Israel Palestine I only know what I hear.
I've never been there.
I'm not gonna pretend like I'm an expert I think it's crazy and there's so much stuff in the world I'm not an expert on that topic But when it comes to American policy if it's at the expense of my First Amendment, I I'm I don't have to agree agree with it and it doesn't make me anti-semitic because I
believe in the First Amendment and it's actually a nice thing because I
don't hate I don't do that because I hate I do it because I think that the more
you do that the more people actually get divided and hateful and it rises the
hate and it rises people's like tension as opposed to allowing people to
speak freely so in Israel... Well what bothered you about those... the bills?
Yeah.
They define anti-Semitism in like 50 different ways where they're saying you can't make mendacious and dehumanizing claims about Jewish people owning banks or media.
You can't compare Israel to Nazis.
These are some of the laws.
You can't Criticize Israel more than other democratic nations and it's not like I need to do any of these things like I don't even talk about certain things like if it doesn't inspire if I'm not inspired to but the like when you go down that list it goes further and further and I'm like I just I don't feel like this needs to be passed into a law
You know, I don't see the need, like, this is almost like an intro to hate speech laws, in my view.
And I want to say, like, in Israel, they have a policy where if you're an Israeli politician and you're also Russian, they make you give up your passport because they want you to be loyal to the Israeli government.
Or if you're Israeli-American, I don't know if it's still a rule, but I've read a couple years ago in, like, Haaretz and some other, like, Jewish publications that they do that.
I don't consider that anti-Russia or anti-American.
It's like, I get it.
Israel's a crazy place.
You want to make sure they're loyal to you, not serving another country.
It's smart.
But in America, it's almost like the roles are reversed.
If you even speak about it, then they call you anti-Semitic or racist.
And it's like, if China's buying up a bunch of farmland, I don't hate China.
And I don't hate Chinese people.
I have no reason to.
But this is America.
And if you're buying a bunch of land in our country, but we can't buy land in your country, That's a little weird.
You know what I'm saying?
And also, I don't think... Why would China or Russia like America at this point?
So if they're allowed to... So I talk about it in the context of that, and I've been just constantly bombarded.
And to be honest, a lot of it isn't even public.
It's like, well, don't talk to him.
Well, what did I say?
And they don't even know, because it's like a rumor sort of thing.
So, I've never said it in a hateful way and I've, in my opinion, I want to say this too because I'm passionate about this, I feel like when Israel was being persecuted with mandates and all this stuff, I feel like I have the respect of Israelis who didn't get vaccinated because I was there talking about it and all these Republicans that take donor money and just like, oh I love Israel and they pose in front of the star, all of a sudden they were nowhere to be found when Israelis were suffering.
So it's like with me, I'm not trying to, because you're A legend, I think you're, you know, I've already intro'd you.
I just feel like I say what I actually believe, and I actually love people, so it comes off rough sometimes.
But when push comes to shove, I'll be there for the people.
We're these politicians.
I think they use Jewish people in the same way leftists use black and Latino.
Almost like a donor thing.
And when, like, some of them like them, and some of them just look at Israel like a paycheck.
Instead of, like, they actually care about the people there.
I always think that, I think the unconscious thing to, I guess it's the majority of Americans, is everyone identifies Israel as the 51st state.
Because it really is the tip of the spear for America in the Middle East.
I don't hate on it, and I've never been someone to consider... But I just love that Trump went over there and made peace, the Abraham Accords.
I had a lot to do with inserting my fat, nosy ass into those conversations, because that means a lot to me that there would be peace, finally.
Right.
Once the leftist commies are out of the way, because that's who always agitates, always wants blood, always wants suffering.
That's what they run on.
And I feel like if you're against the Ukraine war, they'll try to say you're Russian, or you're against Ukraine.
I like Ukrainians.
I like Russians.
I don't, I don't, I'm not a hateful person.
I think there's great people everywhere, and I think they're killing each other, and I think it sucks, and I want the war to end.
But they'll say I'm anti-Ukraine.
So it's sort of like that where, when it comes to Israel, A lot of people will just assume or say or talk behind my back, oh you hate all those people, and it's never been true.
It's just as long, in my view, as that policy doesn't supersede my first amendment or get hate speech laws into America, because they always do it in ways that you like.
For example, the left would be like, Here's a hate speech law for Black and Latinos, and the next thing you know, you can't talk about vaccines.
And then the right, they know that there's a lot of love in the Christian world as well, in the conservative Christian world, for the Jewish state, so they're like, well, you're Ilhan Omar if you disagree with them.
I'm like, I'm not Ilhan Omar.
We disagree on 99% of policies.
She's like a far-left progressive, in my opinion, like Dingbat.
That's what I'll be painted as, because if I disagree with Trump, people think I'm Bill Mitchell or the left, but I disagree for a different reason.
And that's how it is with those Bills, is I think they're using that as an intro to kind of take away speech and make it... One step closer to the chip.
Yeah, and I'll give you an example.
I follow a Jewish guy named Mark Lobener who's a bodybuilder and he was calling Israel Nazis because he thought the vaccine policy was Nazis and I wasn't doing that and I wouldn't it's not my that's not what I was doing but he's he's Jewish and that the speech laws say that you can't do that so it's like they're gonna cut the tongue out of a Jewish man in America who's critical of a vaccine policy based on these rules and they don't really work right now but like that's Yeah, but then when you think about the evil genius of that, like me getting fired for defending Israel in so many words, it always is that it's always a black person or a Jew or another minority who gets taken down.
Well it's like with BLM it's like if you push socialism and Marxism normally it's like kind of weird but if you push it through black identity then it's like disagreeing with it is racist, right?
That's so right.
So with that sort of thing, and that's why I don't want to name names of Republicans, but I personally get annoyed because like, you guys go out here to all these donor rallies and stand with the Jewish people, but when the Jewish people are suffering, all of a sudden all these Republicans that call themselves Zionists, that most of them are Christian, they're nowhere to be found.
So I'm like, how much do you, if you didn't say anything when they couldn't go to a grocery store without a vaccine, how much do you really care about them?
Well, they didn't say that for Americans either.
Right.
That's why I don't like 90... I was talking about Ted Cruz.
He was trying to say in 2021 that only vaccinated people should get on an airplane and take their mask off.
Like, he was signing a resolution.
It's like, you're a conservative?
I didn't... Like, you think you're better?
And I get, like, really annoyed at that.
Well, that's why Q says one thing that is true about Q. Excuse me.
He says, um, infiltration.
It's about infiltration.
It is.
And it really is.
It's like, like now they're routing out the infiltrators in the army.
I was reading this, that people in the army have actually, uh, taken a vow to Joe Biden, not to the United States of America.
Which means Obama.
Yeah, that's weird.
They've been Obamacized.
Which is why Israel has had so many problems.
He's the cause of all of that.
And for me, I want to say, you know, I don't do fake- He don't want no peoples to live together.
He's a segregationist at heart like Bush is.
I mean, that's what pisses me off, that the Democrats have such a skin fetish.
I think that it's sexual, too.
Because they don't, most of those white donors in the Democrat Party, they don't know any black people, never lived around them, don't care nothing about them, step over them in San Francisco, dying on the streets, on the way to their penthouses.
Right, and it's the people that suffer on the streets as far as, like, if you say, oh, crime is normalized because they, like, they make excuses for it.
Who do you think's suffering the brunt of that?
And I want to say just on this topic, we could talk about something else.
It's a class war.
Right.
I like they want me to fake apologize for certain things or like if I've if people can point out something that I've said that is like super mean but I'm really not that person so people can't even fake it because like some people really like don't like certain countries I'm really not that way I've had I feel like God put everybody there for a reason, and there's good people everywhere, and there's bad people everywhere.
You've probably considered both sides of the stuff on the internet.
There's a lot of ideas over Israel and that whole Gaza West Bank thing, but I don't think anybody's getting the real truth of it, which I feel like, oh, I guess it's up to me to put another point of view out there that nobody's listening to, because it's so highly censored.
But I just want to say that Israel is the only integrated country in the Middle East.
And I think that that's what is so offensive to people.
And it really fucking gets me when these, it's largely, when I see these Hasids from Europe, Ultra-Orthodox Jewish men, they're from Europe, from the shtetls, and they're saying that Israel shouldn't exist.
And they're rabbis, you know, of course.
Right, the Jews against Zionism.
I've seen them in the streets of New York and stuff, right?
And I get so angry and I write to them and I say, you are European.
Check out what that means.
That means you have assimilated, you know, the European mind.
You've assimilated that and it hates you.
Okay, hello.
You have absolutely no right to think you speak for the Jews of the Middle East.
How dare you?
They went to Israel, one million of them, after being knocked out of every Arab state since 1967.
They left after generations in those Arab states.
They had to leave all their wealth behind, and the only place on earth they could flee from Iraq, Persia, other places, Lebanon.
was Israel, where they live in safety within a system of democratic policies that allow people of all sorts to run for office, which none of the Arab states do, and to be represented in a representative government, which I pray is coming into being now that the Israeli people have tried to de-Obamacize their own judicial system.
They had a DOJ that was worse than ours, and lawfare leftists, and they said, okay, we're done with your ass.
And I feel like that's a great thing.
And I can't, I think it's going to happen here.
I won't name names, but somebody you guys know is like, oh, don't talk to Anomaly, this and that.
And it's like, can you even name a thing I've said?
So why, like, why do I always get roped in with that?
I don't understand, where it's like that becomes an issue where because people are sensitive and I know maybe their intentions are good, that anytime there's any sort of chat in that direction, they just take you and kind of throw you in this category that you're not a part of.
Yeah, it's censorship and it's always ugly.
And also, why do they not have to listen to anything we say?
Because we're talking about class war.
you're an anti-semite or racist then everything you say it's de-platforming
should never be listened to. Anomalies are anti-semitic, Roseanne's a racist, this
person's that. And then you go, okay I don't ever have to listen to anything they say.
That's all it is. And also why do they not have to listen to anything we say
because we're talking about class war and so we're targeted.
And that's why I was targeted.
And comedy.
And comedy.
And I also, you know, advocate for children's rights and against trafficking.
I know I'm traff... I mean targeted.
And my message to the people doing the censorship is, I don't want free speech to hurt anybody.
I actually think that they're hurting people with it.
Because say you, you're a cool person.
You're a cool American.
You're a cool Jew.
When they censor you, they're not helping.
Because people watch you and they like you.
When people listen to me, people laugh.
I have thousands of Jewish supporters.
Anomaly, he's like the most peaceful person.
I tell people not even to be angry.
There's some people who say, be pissed.
I don't even think people should be angry.
Let alone do anything terrible.
So it's like, if you call me that and censor me and people get mad at that, then they start actually listening to people who are.
So it's like, by taking away the cool people and the people that are like, you know, I mentioned it and got in trouble on the Candace podcast, this is something she said, but I'm going to repeat it because it's actually a good point.
It's like, there are cool people of every race and religion, but the least cool people are always walking around like, I'm the guy who's all of us.
And it's like, You're the worst one!
You're not cool at all!
Like, you know, like, Adam Sandler's cool.
Like, Mattis Yahoo's a cool rapper.
He doesn't walk around and say he's everyone.
It's always, like, the one who, like, goes on, like, Breakfast Club interviews and you're like, bro, you're not helping, dude.
Cause, like, you're silencing the cooler people in your face.
You know what I'm saying?
You're shutting them up, like, don't listen to her, listen to me.
It's like, no, if you put Roseanne out there, people will like her.
You know, like, you put yourself out there and sense, but maybe that's what they're doing, is like, that makes them feel cooler, because they censor the cooler people, so now they're the cool kid.
Well, yeah, because they're vampires.
I hear you, yeah.
Yeah, they, you know, well Scientology teaches this, that like oppressives are attracted to talent because, you know, they're energy vampires and they got to suck off talent because That's their louche.
They get a lot of energy from that.
Well, I've seen that one billion times.
All these fucking losers.
You're talking about Jewish agents?
I'm just kidding.
I'm talking about just everyday vampires.
You get used to them.
And like, the way they cancelled your show, I mean, I was, I was, we did interviews before, we chatted off-camera before, we did an interview after, but when they cancelled you, it's like, that show was funny, you're a Jewish woman, you're out there, you're above race and religion, kind of like, easing the political divide, getting both sides to laugh at funny things that everyone's dealing with.
Now I'm post-racial.
And then they do this sort of thing where it's like they're tearing down someone that's really cool.
I bet you've made millions of people without even trying be like, oh, she's, I didn't even know she was Jewish.
She's Jewish.
Oh, she's cool.
That's cool.
You make it cool by being cool.
You said you're one of the cool Jews, Owen Benjamin.
I think you're, I think, yeah, you're one of the people that, I think he's always showing love, which is like, you know, he's just like, even Owen will be like, You make a joke about him and he don't even get mad.
He's like, yo, Roseanne's funny.
You know?
Which is a feat in itself.
Well, it is about, like, you know, you gotta think to write a joke.
A joke has a lot of thought and depth to it, you know?
Being funny ain't easy.
Yeah.
You know that.
It's hard work.
You gotta have your brains really open to receiving a lot of information to go and mash it all together and it comes out in words.
And I think when you're funny and you're so not politically correct, it makes people feel comfortable.
I thought your joke on the last podcast when you were talking about deep stuff, when you're funny about it and not politically correct, it makes people feel better where they're like, oh, there's a woman who doesn't just say everything's bad.
She's making a joke about it.
When people can't joke about stuff, people start feeling tense.
Yeah, that's what they seem to be after.
Because I said, well, they hate Trump because he's funny.
Because they hate humor.
Because they ain't got none.
I think that is true.
I think a lot of this stuff, when we go, what is Trump derangement syndrome?
Because what has he done?
They take his jokes and make them like they're statements.
Like they do that to me and I always have.
But what has he done that's so much worse than any other American president, right?
Objectively.
He's done nothing that you could say, that's way worse.
Everything he's done.
He's orange.
He helped.
No.
I'm going to tell you what he did.
He's funny and he's unfiltered and that was what we're talking about.
They do not want you to mock.
And he humiliated Democrats racial policies by actually helping black people.
And that's why they hate him.
And he went after the fucking industrial military media complex or whatever we call it.
He destroyed them.
He did.
I'll tell you what else he's done.
They're gonna put his ass in jail for it.
Are you pushing the button?
It's on.
Is it red?
There's no smoke coming out.
Oh, you don't know what you're doing because you're all backwards.
It's coming out here.
No, keep it on your mouth and suck in real hard.
Yeah, Kamala.
I remember talking to somebody who was in the queue, and I would have good debates because I would never just be a hater.
I'd be like, nah, I hear what you're saying, but I don't agree on this.
We had good conversations 2018, 2019, and I remember some of them were like, if it doesn't happen in 2020, then I'm wrong.
But then, you know, I don't know if they're still doing it.
I know that's what my boyfriend, Johnny, always says.
He goes, if so-and-so don't get arrested by Christmas, will you stop?
And that went on for five years.
It's still going on.
That's what I'm saying.
There's got to be a timeline.
But I promised I would stop.
You haven't stopped.
But then I couldn't stop.
You'll never stop.
But now we're up to five-year delta.
Because now it's like what Q said five years ago is happening right now.
So when's the timeline?
Well, we found out the dates they were giving us wasn't nothing to do with dates.
They were chapters in the War, what is it called?
Art of War?
Not the Art of War.
In the War Manual.
Law and war manuals.
This is my problem with the Q stuff too.
I'm with you.
No, but it is.
You keep saying they're going to get arrested.
Buck even asked me this like three years ago and you said by this Christmas I'll stop.
Well, everybody says that when HRC was put into that ban at the 911.
When she stumbled?
Yeah, they said that she was getting arrested.
People also, here's what I remember.
And then she's wearing the McCain boot.
In 2020.
And then so was Oprah and Ellen.
They was all wearing the McCain boot.
I'm not, it wasn't you.
Cause you never did this to me.
You never did this to me.
But like, and I'm not, I don't like to generalize.
Cause like then people will be like, it's not all of us.
But I remember in April and in like late March, early April, I was doing reporting where I'm like, I don't believe this.
I don't believe this.
I was against lockdowns.
Not the earliest, but pretty darn early.
And some of my biggest haters at the time, I'm not going to blame everyone because I know that's not true, but it was cute people because they were being told, and I remember the people making the YouTube videos saying, guys, the lockdown is a good thing.
They're arresting the Vatican.
So I'm getting, like people are like threatening me, blackmailing, like doing crazy shit.
I'm like, yo, chill out.
Because they were mad that I was saying lockdowns were bad.
Like I was interfering with their plan by being against lockdowns.
And then two months later, they're all against lockdowns, and they never admitted they did that to me.
They never apologized.
No.
They called me everything.
They never said, I'm sorry I ruined your life.
Now I'm on your side, and they want you to go, welcome, honey.
That's why I go, you go fuck yourself.
Look what you did.
They called me a Democrat.
They called me Mossad.
They called me CIA.
They were throwing everything at me.
They were like, you're a piece of shit.
They never atoned for their sins, ever, for hurting people.
That's a horrible insult.
They never want to.
And then I said, I was like, what about all these millions of people losing their businesses?
And the one guy, I'll never forget, he goes, that's part of the plan.
They need to lose everything for the plan.
I'm like, but I've heard that too.
I was like, no, the Americans are losing.
So I don't hold a grudge because I know I had friends who didn't do that.
But like the Q, People, not all of them, the ones that thought the lockdown was good for a month, they annoyed, they like went at me just as much as the media did.
And I'm like, I'm not stopping you.
I just want to open the country.
Because the longer you stay locked down, like, this felt like an Alex Jones conspiracy in real time.
It's like, they're going to lock you down, martial law.
And it's like, then it's all happening.
And you're like, damn, this is like, I remember being like, they got us.
Yeah, they won.
These slippery salamis, dude.
They got us locked down.
They did get us locked down.
Well, my problem with the Q thing, where like, they're gonna get arrested, they're gonna get arrested for five years, is the only person getting arrested is Trump.
And them at the Capitol!
Yeah, it's just us that are getting arrested.
They're still sitting there in jail, those people.
One guy was a Purple Heart, two-time Purple Heart jailbar, Briggs.
Yeah.
Which, who I talked to and went on his show.
Yeah.
They got him, he got two purple hearts and they're gonna dishonorably remove him.
Sucks.
Cause he walked in the hall of Nancy Pelosi's fuckin' crime syndicate.
I'm so fucking pissed off at that.
When are they gonna take her?
When are we gonna see what she did?
She orchestrated that whole thing for her daughter to sell a fucking lousy reality show to a... What do you call it?
Disney's... What is that fucking cable channel they got?
Uh, Disney Plus?
Lifetime or whatever I was on.
Dude, her daughter's on tape talking about how January 6th is a total fucking scandal.
I know!
And they have those cops changing into, uh, that came out today.
The Capitol Police changing into MAGA outfits saying, uh, we're gonna pretend that we're Of course, dude.
Tucker just interviewed like the head of the police.
The only people that's committing crimes in this country is the fucking FBI.
It's true, and that's why Trump keeps getting arrested.
And it's like, why am I supposed to trust this plan?
How about we stop trusting the plan?
Yeah, I'm like, Trump, you better go over to Hawaii.
He should have declared martial law when he was still president.
Well, Joe Biden did and said, oh, you can get fraudulent mortgage loans.
You're welcome.
A lot of the people going were saying, trust the plan, they're gonna get arrested, and then they got arrested.
That's the plan!
It's fucked up!
No, but that is the plan!
Feel free to defend Trump, because I'm not trying to be a hater, but his last day of office he gave out Presidential Accommodation Awards to Fauci, Milley, Birx, Kushner, Slowie, who was the Operation Warp Speed guy, and also, I think it was Alex Azar, his HHS director, and it's like, your trust of planners are rotting in prison because they thought Pelosi was going to get arrested.
They got arrested, and this guy's giving awards to Fauci on his way out, where it's like... And he never pardoned DeSantis.
He should have pardoned him.
Like, Trump feels betrayed by DeSantis.
I feel betrayed by Trump.
I love Trump.
I made a song called I Like Trump.
When all the liberals, oh, it's going to ruin your career.
What career?
I don't give a fuck.
I like Trump.
I had his back.
I feel like he doesn't have my back in 2020, 2021, so I feel betrayed.
I think a lot of people feel that way.
I'm still voting for him because you know what?
Can I say one thing?
But they better get over it and grow up because he made mistakes.
They think But I think everything he did was for a reason and we're just starting to see what it is now.
We haven't seen it yet, but I think I don't buy it.
I hope you're right about it.
By November 3rd.
Everyone will be arrested.
What year?
This year.
This year?
Alright.
I don't need everything, I just need a little something.
I need one Democrat to get in trouble for the crimes they actually committed.
What's the one that showed his dick on Zoom call?
Fucking Toobin!
Does that count?
He got his job back, but I didn't.
Oh, he got his job back?
Well, you should have jerked off on Zoom instead of fucking going against Obama.
What's wrong with you being funny?
I need to become a trans man.
Then I can get away with anything.
For sure.
And you should identify as more things.
You gotta expand your horizons.
You know what I'm saying?
Get everything black.
Man and woman.
Man-woman.
Non-binary.
Double binary.
Two-spirited.
Native American.
Well, at one time I had 22 personalities.
So they can all kiss my ass because every one of them is voting this year.
And you have to go through all of them and be like, which one of them was non-binary?
A lot of them are different genders and colors.
That's what people can't fucking handle.
Switch your driver's license.
You gotta get it all in your driver's license.
It's got 50 different genders.
It's like, what the hell?
And you're like, it's official, it's Texas.
It's America.
I mean that's what you get when you get a lot of trauma in your childhood.
I think there's probably going to be a lot more dissociative people coming forward.
Well that's what I think.
I know you're going to get mad at me but I think a lot of the Q stuff is a lot of people that have PTSD and were traumatized as children and this is like their hope.
It's kind of like a nighttime fable that contains some truth.
Like I said, a lot of the stuff they said was real.
It's like a bedtime story that soothes you and there's a lot of pearls in it that actually happen.
I hope so.
I really fucking hope so.
Let me just say this real quick.
Q said, Gold will defeat the Fed.
In 2018, Q Drop said, Gold will defeat the Fed.
Well, that is what we're seeing right now.
And BRICS is going all over the world.
And the Federal Reserve is dying.
The Jeffrey Epstein Federal Reserve.
It's on the outs.
Let's hope so.
So what I was trying to say multiple times now, I support Trump.
It's not even that I'm pro-Trump.
It's that I think in November 2024, if Trump wins, like if he pulls it off, the mass suicides from the left, I will jerk off non-fucking-stop as they cry.
There was a meme of Patrick Feynman with a headset on of liberals crying.
Just listen to it.
I want Trump to win purely just to piss off the left.
Even if I don't like Trump.
That's what I was going to say to you.
You may not like Trump, but imagine if Trump wins and becomes the 47th president.
How great will that be?
I'll vote for him over Biden, but here's what I think.
No, I'm not saying vote for him over Biden.
Vote for him purely because think about Trump being the 47th president and what that means to this country and what it'll do to our enemies.
They will eat a bullet and it will be glorious.
Here's what I think, and we're going to come to a compromise, and it's going to come down to Roseanne getting some advice to Trump.
I know he won't talk to her.
He needs to listen to you.
Why?
He talks to everyone.
Why wouldn't he talk to you?
He just spent the whole day with my friend Laura Loomer, and I'm like, you better rub some Jew onto him.
He should be here in this couch.
He owes you.
You gave up everything for him.
I gave up everything for him.
He won't talk to you?
It's not that he won't talk to her.
We just haven't talked to him.
He's got to do an interview.
He talks to all the fucking goyim.
Get down here, get on this couch, Trump.
No, because I interviewed him in 1998, as you can see on YouTube, and I told him he should run for president.
I told him not to let his fellow billionaires turn this into a communist country.
You can see it on YouTube.
It spread over Twitter like a week ago.
I know, all the good guys were finally getting me instead of calling me a crazy menopausal bitch.
Men are finally starting to listen to me.
It's like heaven on earth and Valhalla rolled up into one.
All my life, they have never listened to me.
I guess it took cutting out my uterus and having no menstrual periods.
And testosterone.
And I've been on the testosterone.
I heard you say that.
That's what happens.
If every woman took testosterone, there'd be no problems in the world.
So you're pro-trans, just women becoming men.
I don't want trans.
I want women to have pragmatism.
I think I do, though.
I think I'm a good blend between dog and cat.
I think so too.
I think you're like, what's the, not ubermensch, what would be the, you're like one amalgamation of every human.
You're pretty much every human in me.
I'm every woman.
It's all in me.
I want to say this too, I want to get your reaction to it, because I don't know what's going on, but with Trump, he drives the left insane, right?
Like we can all agree that they went nuts and I honestly don't, I don't, people think I hate the right more than the left.
I just talk to the right, no offense to the left at this point, but I respect the right to snap out of it so I talk tougher to them.
Me too.
Because the left, I'm like, I don't even know where to start with you.
Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't know the difference between boys and girls sports.
So, I just block them out, not because I respect them more, I just don't want to talk to them.
I want to say to them, okay, here's how you can tell.
The girl weighs 140, and the boy weighs 290.
That's how you can tell the difference.
But Roseanne, the interdimensional Pluto... I do a bad nail on the grass even.
He's like Pluto and genitals are not that different.
I mean on the teeth.
In a galaxy far, far away, men are women and women are men in a fourth dimension of Pluto.
Go get your vaccine, kids, and listen to NASA.
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is so much better than Trump.
In a galaxy far, far away, Jake, there's cocks and vaginas merging intergalactically.
Shout out to you guys and listen.
It reminds me in the early 70s when I was in this woman's collective and most of them was lesbians.
Sounds horrible.
Oh, it was fun because they were greatly entertaining, great readers.
They were intelligent at that time.
And, you know, so we'd have great conversations, but their shit would always Disintegrate into some sort of fucking bizarre paranoia.
Man-hating?
Scissoring?
They start scissoring in the middle of a philosophical debate?
No, it would always go to a wick and magic nymphs dancing in the woods.
Witches.
Yeah, witches.
Jazzies, as we call them, the Jazzy Bells.
Jazzies, yeah.
Yeah, you know, they're interested in that manipulation of nature because, you know, they... I don't know.
They want penises.
Well, I know, but like this one friend of mine is a lesbian and she was always, you know, going and buying the strap-ons and talking to me about it.
And I was like, she's a comic.
I go, can you not?
I don't want to hear I know your girlfriend and I like her.
Can you just be lesbians without having to tell me about, you know, how she wants you to wear a strap on and what you do with it?
Can there be some mystery to our friendship?
Do I have to hear about, you know, how you wipe your ass too?
I don't want to know these things but, you know, they can't help but unburden themselves to you all the time.
That's why with Pride Month, what I always say is, like, okay, as a Christian, it's like, pride is a sin, but everyone has a little pride.
You gotta celebrate, like, being gay for a month.
It's like, everyone doesn't have to like that, because it's like, in my opinion, it's like celebrating blowjobs for a month.
It's like, you could do that, I'm not gonna stop you, but I don't have to do it, because it just seems excessive.
Like, we don't even celebrate water for a month, or like, food.
It's like, let's just fuck in the streets, and like, it's like, Okay, but I don't know.
It'd be like getting wasted for a month.
I like that those guys that go around Flipping their penis in all the kids face.
They're the ones that tell us we're offensive Guy with the dick out in front of the kid that picture like I 20 years ago, that picture would have changed the landscape of everything.
It's like the Tiananmen Square tank.
And yet, it just sort of wafted over the internet.
Like, oh, there's a guy with his dick out in front of a kid.
That's weird.
Well, can you imagine how many people have actually been approached by a guy with his dick out in this country?
There's probably every kid in the fucking world in this country.
That's a really good point.
I mean, remember when you were a kid?
God, the ice cream guy was pulling out his dick.
I remember when I was a girl, that's what made me half nuts.
You'd go to the grocery store and the grocer would be doing it, the dentist.
They were all the memoirs. Salt Lake City! Salt Lake City!
Well you know I used to say, because I used to podcast and talk to trans people all the time.
And my whole stance was, my whole trans stance. My sister Geraldine said she was molested 18 times by the time she
was 18.
Well, that's one a year.
That's really not that bad.
But what I'm saying is, right?
I mean, in the grand scheme of things, you got lucky.
What I'm saying is, my whole trans thing was that I feel that women deserve A singular space, just one.
Yeah, I do too.
Where they don't have to have fucking dicks in their face.
No, I don't want to see a dick.
No, on Twitter, if you're a woman and you post a picture, you're getting a thousand dick pics.
I don't want your imperialist fucking cock shoved down my face.
You're stealing my material.
I don't want the imperialist cock in my face.
I'm saying... Unless I invite it in and I don't.
But women never invite, they don't invite dick pics, they don't invite the ice cream man.
It's like, why can't they have one space in the fucking women's bathrooms where there's not a dick in their face?
Where we can take a shit in peace!
Yeah, that's my whole, I don't even care about the trans women.
Your kids never let you take a decent shit once you have them.
That is true.
Olivia just, ugh.
They never let you take your time in the bathroom.
You have to give that up as a parent.
Nobody tells you that when you're a parent.
They tell you everything else.
They never tell you you're never going to take a shit in peace again.
Ever.
I would have wished I would have known.
My other son's 28.
Every time I go to take a crap, he calls me on the phone.
Every time!
He knows.
Buck is psychic.
He knows when the worst fucking time to call is.
I know when that's when he calls.
Alright, well, I think we covered it all.
Oh, I wanted to tell you.
You are absolved of being an anti-Semite.
By me, a Jewish woman who is an expert in all these things.
You're the queen of the Jews.
Yeah.
I am.
I'm thinking of changing my name to Mrs. Rosen, Queen of the Chosen.
I love it.
But I, as a Jewish grandmother, and by all the power invested in me by the Holy One, blessed be He, I give you forgiveness for I know what you meant and you are right.
We can't have hate speech laws.
That's against freedom of speech.
You're very very right.
He's right.
You are very much on the right side of things and that is we are always for the right thing to be done.
We're never for the wrong, because, you know, we have souls.
Well, congratulations, AJ, on being freed by the Jewish Queen.
You know, as I say, I apologize to the Gentile peoples.
That was such a funny video.
Oh my gosh, that was so good.
Because not all of us are like Epstein, Weinstein, you know, Goldman Sachs.
Not all of us is like that.
No.
So don't say the Jews, say some or a large percentage or say allegedly.
But you know, don't come over here starting any shit with me because I, you know, I, I, you know, I do consider you the queen though, so if people have a good opinion of someone I respect, then I feel bad, but that you said that, I feel great.
They're making a mistake not giving you more power, but the thing is, you're just too real for some people and I feel like some people are threatened by that, they won't say it, but You know, smart and funny people, they like competition because it makes them better.
Yeah.
But people that aren't like that, they don't like people that shine.
So when you come out, they have to make excuses and make up stuff because it makes them, you know, they rise the ranks when you fall.
But it's the greatest thing about the podcast.
I was so pumped when I seen you guys come out with this because the thumbnails are killing it, the content is killing it.
With Jake there, it's a good dynamic.
And it's like, I think this is going to go top level because like... You're sweet.
I think you're I think you're like so and every time we've interviewed I feel like I always knew and I'm not taking credit because I feel like you're a legend but I knew how to get the best out of you because I know you're smart and I know what you're saying and like a lot of people they just don't get it but it's not your fault it's their it's like you know level up already it's 2023.
It ain't my fault that they I don't have the intellectual capacity to understand my tweet.
Right.
Yeah.
That's what I kind of want.
It's 18 layers where they're looking at like two layers and it's like, grow up.
You gotta put together.
It's like where a line in a poem means like five things.
You know what I'm saying?
They're reading one thing and it's like, it's level up.
It's so good.
That's why we have to mock these motherfuckers.
I know, they love to destroy artists and especially women.
They love it.
Women of color, they love it too.
That don't toe the line that they've set up in their, you know, mansions.
Well, I'll tell you this.
I said this outside to you guys.
See, he's interrupting me.
No, I'm not.
You were done.
See, I wait until you're done with it.
I wasn't done.
You have the period at the end of the sentence.
I wasn't done.
Taking a smoke and a breather.
Yeah, you go like, and then I said, and then there's a half second, then I go, hey, that's a good, this is you.
I'm like, hey, I thought...
I am trying to do a monologue and no one finds you a half as interesting as they do me.
That's fine, I'm just saying.
Get a clue!
Jake is funny though, do you remember?
Wait, tell the story of Hannah real quick because like, remember?
I was in the middle of a whole scene!
She's not going to let us talk.
She won't let us talk, AJ.
Remember when Jake got a million views, though?
He got a million views, he started feeling himself, being like, yo, I'm gonna take over the podcast.
I felt viral, dude.
He was viral.
You were viral, bro.
I've been viral a few times.
You're viral, alright.
All I was...
Now you forget what I was saying.
You made me...
You interrupted me, bitch.
I was talking.
I was going to make a point.
Are you trying to talk about someone interrupting?
Are you really trying that?
Was I not saying something?
I forget now, it's been so long.
Goddammit.
Alright, say what you were going to say, because I forgot what I was going to say.
I forgot!
Because you interrupted me.
You interrupted me.
I think you had the solution for humanity.
Oh yeah, thank you AJ.
Someone listens to me.
What I was saying was, as we were talking, the most important thing we can do, you were saying they want to silence you.
The biggest thing that scares the fucking establishment Is Americans with individualism, confidence, and fucking guns.
That is the biggest threat to the people we're fighting.
We're talking about China and fucking lasers and Hawaii and Biden.
The thing they hate is individuals in America that are armed.
That is their number one fucking target.
That's why they're coming after you and coming after you and coming, well not me yet, but hopefully one day they'll come after you.
No, guns!
Americans are fucking loaded with guns and are like, fuck it, I don't believe the government, I'm not taking your shit.
They sit up there in their fucking high fucking pyramids and are like, we have to shut those people down because not only are they individuals that don't buy our bullshit, but they're fucking armed and there's hundreds of millions of them.
Have you ever heard the saying, behind every blade of grass in America, there's a gun?
Where it's like, if a foreign country wanted to start a war here, it would be crazy.
Could you imagine them trying in the hood?
Remember when Biden responded to that?
No, because it's important.
Biden said... It's once in a while for me, I like it.
Shut up!
Biden said, after people were making that point that they had guns, he goes, you're gonna need much more than an AK-47 to come after a tank, baby.
How funny is it that they said that you're fucking using guns against tanks, but then they said, we fucking overthrew the government with an insurrection with fucking bison hats, like Scott Adams said.
Was it a bison hat?
the fucking key on people over through that it was that fucking easy with all
of our norads and Nassau yeah was that fucking easy for people to walk through
so we're just taking so that was an insurrection over through the government
without American citizens unarmed right went into the Capitol building through
open doors Which is it, Biden?
Is it we're fucking insurrection over to the government without a gun?
Or is it climate change?
Or we're not going to be able to?
Hey, we couldn't fucking defeat Iraq!
There was fucking insurgents with guns.
We couldn't fucking win that.
We're Vietnam.
People with guns cannot be fucking stopped.
That's why they want to take your guns.
That's why they want to de-platform you.
That's why they want to fucking cancel comedy.
And that's why they hate each and every fucking American.
Because we're armed and individuals and we see through the bullshit.
We are the number one threat.
So fucking arm up and never stop.
Here's the routine I wrote today about that.
I love living in Texas where you can open carry.
It is fantastic.
My grandsons came to visit me.
And I followed one into the bathroom and I saw that he had left some piss water on my toilet seat.
So I called him back there and I go, hey son, you might want to get some toilet paper and wipe that up and not leave it for me.
Open carry?
Because you know why?
We have open carry here in Texas, bitch.
And you don't want to push it.
And I bet he cleaned it fast.
He sure did.
And that's with crime, too.
They know if they do it here, it's different than Cali, where there's a high chance that someone's armed in there, so it deters crime.
Yeah.
You know?
They don't want to get their head blued off.
In Cali, they just steal everything.
Laptops.
Oh, they just went into Nordstrom.
I used to like to shop there.
Sucks.
It's happening all over.
If I was in there and it was open carry, none of them would have got a goddamn Gucci bag out the door.
Some people want you to let them steal, where they'll be like, insurance will cover it, just let them rob.
And it's like, no one wants to live in a community where everyone's stealing everything all the time.
Like, who the fuck wants to live there?
Like, it's like a crazy thought, like, you know, your neighbors look out for each other.
Like, no, no, like, just let your house get robbed.
It's like, no, that's a terrible neighbor.
That's a terrible community.
Just leave, it's good to leave them and be like, how's that working?
You know, like, it's like, is it going?
San Francisco, people get robbed.
Did you see a CNN reporter got robbed and she said or he or whatever it was the second time they've got robbed and they had private security there how bad is it that they have security and they still get their car broken into but they're like now we're gonna be Democrat shills again it's like wake up but when you live out here it's like who cares you know mess it up and come back to me in five years just It sucks though, when they mess up it kind of like spreads everywhere, so they gotta stop messing up.
I hope they don't ruin Texas.
I'm so scared they're gonna ruin fucking Texas.
It's like a 3% election.
Warren covered it.
They're building all kinds of shit down there.
They said that Oprah Winfrey's got a refuge they're building in Texas.
In Texas?
That's who I'm voting for in 2024, Oprah.
Oprah, she should burn with Michelle Obama.
Yeah.
Boy, they'd win.
In a jacuzzi.
They'd win.
Oh, run with her?
Yeah.
That's a good ticket.
Oprah's vice, Michelle's top of the ticket.
Yeah.
No, I wouldn't vote for her.
I'm just kidding, though.
For those, because then there's going to be people like, oh, he's going to vote for Oprah.
I'm like, no.
I don't know.
I think we're ready for a female president.
Roseanne.
Well, I don't support Michelle Obama in that game.
That's my joke.
All right.
No, I said that.
I told my friends it helped me get on three ballots.
If and when there is an election.
And Trump can't do it because whatever they've done to him.
Because he's in the gulag?
Tag team?
Because he's down there in Siberia.
Gitmo?
Wherever they're trying to put him.
Oh, I'll step in and do everything because I understand what he was doing.
He took a lot of ideas from me from my 2012 campaign.
I ran against Obama.
So he needs to give you at least a meeting to educate him, right?
I agree.
Step up, Tom.
I just want to say, you know, he... I don't know.
I don't know if I can hold myself back from the POTUS.
I got you.
He's so hot, I don't know if I could control my non-existent libido.
For who?
Trump?
Are you in love with Trump?
Oh yeah, baby.
Oh, I never knew that.
You didn't know I was in love with him?
Oh my gosh, you're like, what are we talking about?
The Lion?
Are you kidding me, Cyrus?
Of the Bible?
Are you kidding me that I wouldn't be in love with that?
I don't say it because of my respect for Melania, who is the queen.
She is his calmative force.
That's a tough choice for Trump, between you and Melania.
No, I'm not going to make him make that choice.
He's with the right woman, but I can love him from afar.
As does Laura Loomer, I can see it all over her face.
She's really lost weight and looks great in that dress.
With that, you know, she's really beaming to be with the POTUS.
Daddy Trump?
I had no idea.
I'm shook.
I don't think of him as a father figure.
I think of him as a peer.
She thinks of him like a husband.
No, I don't.
I think of him as a peer.
Well, that's what I thought, but you're talking about being in love with him.
That's not a peer.
That's more.
That's fine.
No, that's a peer.
Do you think he should, and I'm not trying to, because obviously we love and respect Melania here, but do you think he should open up to polygamy just to explore his options with you and Laura?
Well, the thing is, I have no sex drive, so I don't think he should bother.
Okay.
I think he should take me out for an occasional lunch in Convo.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, and Melania can come.
I'm sure she has interesting things to add.
I'll hang out with Melania.
I'm sure she'd love you.
She is gorgeous.
Yeah, people say that she does like me, and I love her.
She is a tough cookie.
God, look what they put her through.
She's very stern and she don't really talk too much.
Hey, your husband raised this whore in a changing room at Bergdorf Goodman.
I've been in those changing rooms!
They are so small.
Nothing could be done in those and they're not even air conditioned.
Well, like Trump says, he's like, I own the building next door.
Why would I do that?
I own a whole building with like a suite.
Why would I, why would I bang a chick in like a small room?
Like, when I could literally be like, come next door.
I got the penthouse.
They make up the weirdest stories about him.
Like, that don't even make sense.
Like, it's so weird.
And they get it through the law that they control.
It's so Rico.
The lawsuits are creepy.
Hashtag Rico.
I'm not going to say her name because I don't want to get sued, but the, like, the weird lady that sued him and allegedly won, like, blank, blank, Carol or whatever.
Did you remember like on Anderson Cooper she's kind of like being a little flirty and like Anderson Cooper's like, uh, like we gotta go to commercial break.
Because rape is every woman's fantasy.
He's like, um, anyway.
He started laughing on air.
Disqualified.
Men's rights activist.
He literally laughed.
It was like, fuck.
Pro-rape.
That was a wild interview.
You too.
Hashtag you too.
Speaking of wild interview, this episode was a wild one.
Oh my god, it was fun to just jam.
That was fun.
I appreciate you guys for having me.
Thank you for being here.
My pleasure.
It's been fun.
It's been a minute since the lockdowns and stuff.
We hung out in Hawaii on, it was January 2020, right before the lockdown.
That's when I went with my friend Scott.
Oh my god.
We came over and you remember he was a Bernie bro and you were just like shitting on him and it was so funny because like I stay with him when I go and like you know we have debates but like he never listens but to you he's not saying shit so you're like you're gonna go to hell if you were over Bernie Sanders and he's like I don't even believe in hell.
But like, he didn't say a word because you were standing there like, wake up!
Grow up!
You know, like, it was so good and we were all, you know, puffing the Hawaiian herb or whatever, but it was so good to like see him.
He loved it though, like he was, you know, he needed it.
I was just giving him the business.
No, he needed it.
He needed to hear it from you for sure.
That was great.
I feel like all those people, they should hear the real Nitty-gritty one of these times.
For sure.
Like do you have any idea you're serving Satan and his serpents?
Exactly.
Do you have any fucking idea that's who you're doing your shit for?
And your museum is super cool.
That was awesome.
Just like your museum.
Just like of how you have everything laid out.
It's very, so cool.
Yeah, like the way you have everything laid out is like methodical.
It's I put 10 good years into that place thinking because I want it to be a labyrinthine tour.
It felt that way.
I never let nobody come in there though, but one of these days I will.
Thinkers.
It's alright.
The less people you let in, the more special it is for me, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a mind trip for thinkers going through many past, present, and future realms.
Just like this podcast.
Appreciate y'all.
All right.
Love to all.
Thank y'all for tuning in.
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