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June 15, 2023 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast
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The Roseanne Barr Podcast
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Hi everybody, this is Roseanne Barr and you're welcome to my podcast.
I finally got it together to do the same thing for more than a couple weeks in a row.
Amazing focus!
But yeah, my focus is I really want to walk you through what's coming, because a lot of people just don't seem to be putting those two brain wires together.
And I have put it together.
We're either being invaded by aliens or killed by giants coming up from Antarctica, where Hitler took a whole bunch of people during World War II.
Whatever those questions are, we're gonna talk about them and we're gonna get to the bottom of it, dammit.
Because we deserve the truth and I am sick and tired of the bullshit that they are feeding us and expecting us to, you know, cram it down our throats.
Yards of it with both hands.
Well, you know, that's what I'm here for.
I don't like bullshit.
That was one of my campaign promises when I ran for president in 2012.
I will outlaw bullshit!
And I did that because Obama passed a law not far, not too far in advance of 2012, where he said it would be legal to, uh, you know, don't we talk about the Smith-Munt thing?
Yeah, but you're not supposed to tell people that.
Well, I do want to get into that, where he said, no, it's okay, use propaganda on the American people.
Go ahead, lie to their ass, they're stupid anyway, what the fuck, let's get rich.
Well, here I am with my oldest son who's, I think he's 40, I can't remember, 43 I think he is.
Jake Pantland.
44, but that's the closest you've ever gotten.
Is it?
Yeah, I'm kind of impressed.
Wow!
1976, I remember that.
1976 I remember that 1978 that's more like I blocked it out
Yeah, that's kind of your go-to.
Well, you were a 9-pound, 14-ouncer.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what.
You told me that your butt came out, and I always want you to talk about it.
You always give me that look that you're mad.
Well, we don't want to do that on our first show, do we?
No, that's probably stupid.
I'll probably cut that out.
No, my whole buttocks came flopping out trying to push that.
I just want to say I'm here to help my mother you know we're gonna have conversations when there's no guest and if there is a guest I might pull up news but this is obviously The Roseanne Barr podcast, and I'm just happy to be a part of it any way I can, because not only am I your son, but I'm also a huge fan.
I know you're my fan.
That is so cool that you're my fan.
Yeah.
Your brother says he's not my fan.
He goes, you're not funny at all, Mom.
Yeah.
You know how he always goes.
He goes, were you funny?
What?
You mean you were funny?
Yeah.
Buck's sense of humor is different than ours.
Let's just say it's different.
I don't want to use the R word.
But anyway, we're going to get into a lot of stuff.
And I also think it's really important that we mention, well, let you do it since you're the host, but that we are going to do this every week, every Thursday.
We're going to have guests.
Sometimes we'll have comedians.
Sometimes it'll be political.
Sometimes it'll be heavy.
Sometimes it'll be wacky.
Stick with us every week.
Wacky?
Theo Vaughn called me Wacky Onassis.
I did his show.
It's just showing today, I think, or yesterday.
Yeah, it aired yesterday.
And I love he called me Wacky Onassis.
Isn't that great?
I will update the graphic for Wacky Onassis.
And Theo is going to be coming on our show in the near future.
How much do I love him and his, as my father said, humor.
My dad used to say humor.
He has a great sense of humor.
It's like Trump's huge.
Some people don't say the H. It's funny how people talk different where you go regional.
Yeah?
Yeah, down here in Texas they talk different.
Well, that's the other thing we should talk about every week.
We are actually in your house in Texas.
Yeah, I shot a six-point what's it called?
Axis buck.
Axis buck.
Yeah, we're getting the meat processed right now.
We're going to buck sticks.
You're getting the head mounted.
You are officially a Texan now.
I think you have to kill something in order to get your license.
Well, you've got to shoot a deer, I think.
And you did.
I did.
Well, I have shot some pigs over in Hawaii.
But, you know, I...
I don't know.
You've killed an animal in multiple states now.
So yeah, that's pretty cool.
Serial killer.
All right, well, let's get into it, shall we?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let me get my sunglasses on.
Yeah, I think the lights are too bright.
I'll adjust it for the next episode.
Would you?
That'd be great, Jake.
I will.
I'm sorry.
Since I told you for 15 years I have a fake eye, that when I get too much light in it, I almost have a seizure.
I've only told you that for 15 years.
I know, but these are SoftBank lights.
They ain't nothing soft about it.
I feel my one eyeball blinking in and out and hooking up to NASA.
Okay, I will adjust the lights, but for now, can you wear your sunglasses for a little while?
All right, let's get into it.
I'm so friggin sick of being ripped off, you know, intellectual property and ideas.
Don't ever, that's what I always tell young people when they ask me for advice, don't ever pitch any idea in Hollywood because they'll say, oh no, we got a show just like that, that we're going to start in a month.
You know, they just steal your ideas.
They, they feel entitled, um, as does all the left, but we'll get into that later.
And I know because I was one of them at one time, I know how they think and believe me, it ain't good.
And neither is the right.
I'm scared of them just as much as I'm scared of the left.
I believe in that vast middle, that that is the responsibility of every American citizen, to make sure things stay in that vast middle, coming straight down Main Street, common sense for the majority, because the majority holds the right opinion, not the, you know, marginalized what do you call it, extremists on either side or any side,
but the vast middle.
And that was what I dedicated my entire career to, was servicing that voice, because it's
such common sense and so beautiful.
And you know, as much as they try to degrade it and attack it, it's going to win and
it already has won, and we'll talk about that more.
But anyway, I wanted to talk about Spanx, I mean Skims.
I like Spanx!
Are we off of that whole thing with the internet?
I mean... I'm going to call back to it, but if you want to talk about... It's your show.
You talk about skins or Spanx or whatever you're wearing.
Yeah, this is a... What did you call it?
Gelatinous orb.
That is so rude!
It used to be corsets.
What is it?
You told me you weren't going to film below my boobs.
Oh.
You're not getting my waist in here, are you?
Well, I'm getting the bottom of your boobs.
But don't get my second row of boobs.
Well, if I go wide shot, I can see your knee, but that's to see the whole room.
I don't have to go wide.
No, just go boobs and above, because I want everyone to see my couple of spare tires.
Here, I'll zoom in.
Just not Glenn.
Let's just zoom in, because this is our first podcast, so we're figuring this out.
So I'm wearing the Kim Kardashian Spanx.
No, Skims.
Yeah.
skims because she really does have cute stuff on skims and I was so glad that she did extended sizes because Jake you know as a fat woman in Hollywood I could never find anything to wear so I'd always go in and pick a fight with all these boutique owners about Why they never had XL or size 16?
And I made that my business for several years, including calling out Donna Karen, who herself wears a size 16, but she wouldn't make a size 16.
So I called her an anti-Semite.
Because it's true, most Jewish women, such as myself, We have had several children and we have a spare tire and, you know, maybe we don't have, maybe we have the money, maybe we don't.
And this is non-Jewish women too, of course, to remove our spare tire with plastic surgery, like Kim Kardashian and all these other people that have, you know, a few kids.
That's what happens to you.
Well, anyways, so there was Donna Karan.
I don't even know, but how many businesses did I harass, and then I went on this junction about pleading with fashion designers to make larger sizes into the X and X1?
And they fucked me over, of course, stole my ideas, of course, and now everybody does it, of course, and what did I get, Jake?
Not one goddamn dime, did I?
I did all the work.
I took all the flack, and everybody else got paid.
As usual.
Let me talk to you about that, because that's one of the reasons I was excited for you to do this podcast, because that's been a continuing theme in your career and your life.
But it's not just me.
It's all women.
Well, not all women are smart.
So it's not all women.
I just want to say you... Even the dumb bitches, they get ripped off.
Let me just compliment you.
Like some goddamn... You see things long before other people see them.
Oh, that's my curse.
That's what I'm trying to say.
So you were right about the fat people clothes, which now... That pisses me off about big fat fucking Lizzo being so proud of herself.
Bitch, I laid the groundwork for you, and you've never even said thank you.
I was the one that they wrote all the shit about.
Every fat joke in the world called me a cow and a pig.
Even in Time and Newsweek, they called me a cow and a fat pig.
And, you know, now they're talking about fat acceptance.
Won't you all kiss my fat accepting ass?
I did the work, bitch!
I love that you said you laid the groundwork for Lizzo, because there's so many fat jokes in there.
It's just so good all of them.
Fat jokes are the greatest jokes of all.
Fat jokes, I mean people, I mean they're not gonna let us laugh at fat people.
These people are evil!
They can't laugh at nothing.
They don't think nothing's funny.
I don't know what they think's funny.
Maybe Trump being further molested and, you know, hounded and abused.
Maybe they think that's funny.
They seem to get a big chuckle out of that one.
Well, I mean, if you want to get in the left and right thing, now is the time.
I don't, because everyone's an idiot.
No, I know.
The left is an idiot.
The right is an idiot.
Everybody else is a fucking moron.
Except me.
And I am just tired, sick and tired, of people stealing all my shit, stealing all my ideas, my efforts.
My groundbreaking bravery and courage to do it because I have Tourette's and I can't stop myself.
I don't know why I keep having to get in trouble and get whatever, but I have to because I'm a Jewish comedian, and that's what we have to do.
God put me here, I realize finally, because I'm supposed to sin big.
I'm supposed to sin real big.
As big as I can.
Sin as big as I can.
But then we have to define sin.
What is sin?
And I think people are having a hard time with that right now, so I want to define it for them.
What is sin?
In a sinful, wrong-ass, backward, horrific, A corrupt, child-hating world.
What is sin in that world?
I'll tell you what sin is.
Well, there's sin as they define it, the law of that world.
There's sin as they define it, and that's the world I want to sin big in.
And what's the biggest sin you can do in that world, Jake?
In that world?
Think for yourself?
Yeah.
There you go.
Is that it?
Yes, that's exactly it.
Laugh at yourself?
Well, the ability to laugh at yourself means that you have a soul and the ability to change, which none of them do, because I don't even think they're people.
People are talking about, are half the people or more on this earth?
They're not even people.
They're not.
I want to go into that, but I don't want to get too deep on my first show.
Let's step it back.
So let me reel this in a little bit.
What I'm trying to say is you have always been a visionary.
Of course, because I've always seen things.
I know.
You have been a visionary.
You lay the groundwork.
And then you get destroyed and ruined and canceled and de-platformed and then other people take it.
So I want to ask you a question as your son and also... Oh, but I wanted to go off on why I love Kim Kardashian, so let me come back to that.
Hold on.
As your son and as a fan, I want to ask you, is that frustrating or is that kind of rewarding?
Oh, it's so fucking rewarding, son.
Yeah?
Because it's my purpose.
It's like, okay, um, see, I'm the same as I've always been.
And at one time in my life I was very left because I felt that this country had gone too far right.
So of course I'm going to be left because I'm about balance and staying in the vast middle.
That's what America is about, the vast, beautiful, mainstream middle of the vision that got us all here.
The vision of Dr. Martin Luther King, the vision of Abraham Lincoln, even the vision of Malcolm X and many other visionaries that came from this continent, from this country, from this place where freedom of speech, freedom of thought is possible.
And we're not going to let you take that down, either left or right.
We're not going to let you do it.
So now, people think, oh, you're so right-wing.
Well, because it went too far left.
So it is my obligation as an American citizen to go and counter that, and I have done that.
And I'm really proud of how I did it because I think that with what I did, and nobody will understand this because they still don't even understand my tweet and what it meant, but it was, what do you call it?
Political?
It was very political.
It wasn't racial.
But it was an indictment of the Obama administration and the militarized police force and all the other things that he set in place to destroy the United States working class.
It's so horrible that in this country the only way for any minority to get ahead is by betraying their own people.
And that is what happens under this kind of government in this kind of world where it's run by A big club that you ain't in, as George Carlin says.
But anyway, I oppose that because I believe that everything, every penny, every dime, every kernel of gold and silver belongs to the people of this earth, not to a small people at the expense of the many.
No, no, no.
That's satanic.
That's satanic, and that is not something I go for.
I'm not a Babylonian cultist.
All that shit is dead and gone.
People are just waking up to how it's worked for so many years, but they don't really understand that it's fallen and dead and gone, and we're just in the aftershocks of it.
People don't understand what is possible and what's coming.
In this great age that we are just at the dawning of, And I really wanted to do my... I came back to television to talk about that, but of course they had to kill me because you can't have any idea of hope or togetherness or unity anywhere on U.S.
media because that's the threat.
And so now here I am doing it on the podcast to tell y'all.
I want to be part of destroying this media that has destroyed so many people.
I want to be part of this new wave of intelligence on this freedom forum called the Internet, where no church or state can any longer, after thousands of years, keep the facts From the people, and that's what they've done all this time, and that's what this war that we're in right now is about.
The information war.
Everything that's happened over the last four years since Trump, well, how many years?
It was 2016 when Trump won.
Yes.
Everything is about not letting news be heard by the American people.
All these bullshit scams that they've come up with in their investigations is just so they can eat up news time, which they control, to prevent the news.
The news is to hide the news.
And, um, you know, but it's like a big war because then it spawned the internet, and then you have, like, people that are telling you what really happened, and people who are just lying about that, too, because they're getting paid.
It's like, you're going to have to make the choice.
Do you work for God or do you work for mammon?
That's what it is.
All those journalists in America, they don't, and by God, I mean truth.
Mammon is the beast system where you'll do anything for money.
Is this quoting Jewish scripture?
It's quoting everything.
Mammon?
I've never heard mammon.
Mammon is from the New Testament.
You cannot serve God and mammon, Jesus said.
But you can't serve God and the devil.
You can't do both.
You remember Bob Dylan's song?
You gotta serve somebody.
It may be the devil, it may be the Lord, but you gotta serve somebody.
And that's where we're at right now, so people are gonna have to make their choice.
Are they gonna do things for money, or are they gonna do things because they're right and needed to happen?
And that's a tough one.
Yeah.
And I had to face that myself.
I gotta ask you, you know, when the internet, like when we started this studio, right?
You and I have been working, and we've been obviously, I've been together since I came out of you, but the last 20 years, we were really excited about the potential of the internet, because we're like, people are going to have access to information.
You're going to be able to talk to someone across the globe.
They can't control, they can't stop, they can't censor.
It's this free wild, wild west, and it really was for a while.
But it ain't no more.
It's not.
In fact, I would venture to say, this is what I want to ask you.
I think we're actually more controlled and dumber and less knowledgeable post-internet, which is shocking, but do you agree with that?
Yeah, I do agree with that.
It's all controlled information, and it was all done during the Obama administration to upend freedom of speech, freedom of the press.
And you know, because his agenda, he's got, he serves an agenda and the agenda is, you know, pure naked power of bankers.
You know, the first thing he did was run back and give all our money to bankers.
Right after, you know, even before he was sworn in, I think, or shortly after.
And I mean, I think that he is a personification of the fact that America is as racist as you fear.
Yeah.
Because he can do anything.
He can kill people.
He can drone people at a wedding and they'll let him off the hook because they say, well, he's America's first black president.
Um, it's really ugly.
Really, really ugly.
And, um, America's gonna have to deal with its racism sooner or later.
But I fear that before they will deal with their racism, that'll be, uh, the day.
And it will be the day before that that they deal with their anti-Semitism, which is completely unfettered in every, uh, ivory tower in this country.
It makes me sick.
Can I ask you a question?
Because there's something you've always talked about.
Again, this is our first podcast in a long time, but we talk all the time.
You always talk about Obama signing, I think you say the NDA?
NDAA.
NDAA.
Can you explain what that is?
Because we're here to drop knowledge on people.
It was like he's talking now.
He's talking now, going around, we've got to have a ministry of truth, pretty much is what he's saying.
It's all Stalinist and communist ideas about, well, we have to control the flow of information and we have to regulate public speech because we have to make sure that people are saying the right thing.
Well, what is that?
That's Stalinism.
People saying the right thing, that means no dissent.
In shorthand, that means you can't, you're not allowed to say certain words, like you're not allowed to say that Jews in Israel are victims.
That's big on Obama's list.
You're not allowed to say that Jews are victims of terrorism on the West Bank.
You're not allowed to say that.
You're only allowed to say that Jews are colonizers in their own country.
It is all a huge mindfuck, and it all goes back to the Bank of International Settlements that pays Obama, and that pays Hillary Clinton, and that pays DeSantis.
They pay everybody, and everybody has a different job, and it is all to divide people against each other.
That's what they're all getting paid for, and they're making billions on it.
And then when people are divided, you go in, the military-industrial complex, and sell weapons to both sides, and then the American stock market goes up.
And it goes up when people lose their jobs, too.
And it goes up when people lose their retirement.
And it goes up when people die.
And people don't even know that.
They're talking about the stock markets.
Which is part of why I love Trump as much as I do, because Trump is going to be the death of that system of slavery and debt and evil.
And it's going, it's going fast and I'm so happy.
Let me ask you real quick, I like to stay on topic, this NDAA, if you can see this article up, is this the one you're talking about?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so this was the... Stalinism.
National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year.
It says here, if you don't mind me reading a paragraph or two, the New York Times warned that the bill could give future presidents the authority to throw American citizens into prison for life without charges or trial.
Not surprisingly, Obama's decision generated enormous outcry across the political spectrum from Ron Paul to Bernie Sanders.
So this happened in... Boy, they had to buy Bernie Sanders a couple of beach houses over there.
I love when Bernie Sanders preaches about the evils of capitalism and then sells the book and is now, like, has three houses.
It's absolutely... Good for him.
Yeah, it's American dream, man.
Okay, so Obama is when you think things really started to go Way worse, right?
Because I think... No, Obama finished up Bush's work.
Right, because I hated George W. Bush, and I think not enough people talk about his administration.
Right.
Everyone's focused on Trump.
Well, everybody that I talk to, people who are well-read, it's Bush-Bama.
It's the same policies, same everything.
Bush-Bama.
So... And you can see Michelle Obama giggling with Bush, you know?
Invaded Iraq under false pretenses and killed how many Iraqis?
Innocent children.
She's his best friend.
They're giggling over candy.
That's the United States press for you.
But Julian Assange sits in prison.
Absolutely.
Let's talk about that.
Let's delve into this stuff.
I know you like to get going.
I love when you go, but take some time and talk about each thing.
George W. Bush was a war criminal, right?
Is.
Is.
But when he was president, he went to war under false pretenses.
He gave a no-bid contract to his vice president, Cheney's former company, Halliburton.
They didn't even have to compete with anyone.
And they do nation building.
And America has a history.
They go over someplace.
Explain to people what happened.
Well, they go over someplace and blow everything the fuck up.
And then they get contracts to rebuild it with, um, Banana Republic and Kentucky Fried Chicken on every goddamn corner like you see every place you go here.
Strip malls were, you know, eventually in two years, it's all, you know, just trash and nobody's renting nothing.
By the side of any road.
Right.
Um, you know, but it put their contractors to work with the people that they hire, which are probably, you know, all have, are dipping into drug dealing and human trafficking.
Right.
Hello?
It's as dirty as you fucking dare to think it is, and even worse.
It's worse than you ever even feared.
And with this system that America's done, nation-building to spread democracy?
Well, nation-building means nation-destroying and then putting up Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
They got Popeye's now, too, so they'll have freedom of choice in there.
And the women will have, they'll be able to be pro-choice, too, with the Kentucky Fried or the Popeye's Chicken over there.
Pro-choice for women, too.
Banana Republic or Navy, what's that one called?
The Great Navy Store?
Old Navy?
Yeah, I love that store.
They go up to size 24.
Can I ask you a question?
Uh-huh.
So, we have a history of doing this, right?
America does this.
I have a theory.
America was hijacked.
This ain't America.
No, no, but I'm saying, since America's gone to other countries, they get paid to destroy the country through the military, right?
We get big defense contracts to push it up.
Then we get the rebuild contracts, so we get paid coming and going.
And we've destabilized regions all over the world.
Do you think, because this is my theory that's very unpopular, and I believe in God.
That Colonel Sanders is the devil?
No, I'm saying, do you think that what's happening in America today, which is very similar, do you think that is our karma?
No, they just brought it home.
Why?
Because they go where's the biggest pools of money.
Right.
The biggest pools of capital.
Well, that happened to be in the American middle class, so that's where they go.
And it's, you know, after they took it from all the oil states, Iraq and, you know, Libya, and killed him and this and that and the other, stole all their gold and everything else they do.
Well, then they had to come here, and they started that in 2001.
on in September.
That'll steal all the gold out of the Pentagon too.
It's all just about pipelines, oil, and stealing gold, and the treasury.
Just like Evita Peron and her husband.
That's what they're doing here, and they won't quit doing it.
After they're done with robbing America blind, then they'll go over there to China
because they have a middle class.
They just do that.
That's what capitalism, this form of capitalism, which is pretty much called vampire capitalism, that's what it does.
But I have to be really honest, it's not, there has never, it's never been allowed to have actual supply and demand.
That's been hijacked by, you know, vampires.
Right.
As has our government.
And, you know, our government was hijacked from the people.
Everybody knows all that.
Our government was overthrown with the assassination of President Kennedy.
Yeah.
Probably even before then.
Well, they were working on it since they got the Federal Reserve in there when everybody was off for Christmas or some shit.
They always do that.
What could you say to the American people?
Because I know that people on both sides, and we should really stop saying both sides because it's all Americans who disagree on a few things.
We agree on so much more than we disagree on.
Absolutely.
And the way they just keep yanking on the disagreement and those are like, well, your pronouns.
Pronouns?
Are you shitting me?
Yeah.
We're under threat of annihilation, you motherfuckers.
Why don't you wake up?
Let's get our priorities straight.
Let's get our priorities straight.
Life.
Liberty.
and the pursuit of happiness.
Let's get our priorities straight.
Education for our children.
Taxpayers actually getting something back for the taxes they pay.
That's what democracy, I hate when they talk about democracy, but that's what a constitutional republic is about.
That you pay your taxes to get something back.
If you're paying your taxes to receive nothing back but more humiliation, That's right where we are.
That's right where we are.
Yeah.
Because when you look at this 5-I shit that Obama did with the fake FISAs and totally against the rule of law and everything that the United States Constitution guaranteed to each citizen, even if they're running for president of the United States if they're a candidate, to break every one of those laws with the 5-Is, which are all in collusion with MI6, Great Britain, Great Britain's Mossad, and you know, Mossad, CIA, MI6, all of them, they're the same thing.
Yeah.
They just spy on everybody.
And make sure that all the people they're blackmailing are staying in line and trying to win the Emmy.
Yeah.
In Congress.
But, we want to let go of all of them.
We're Americans.
America first. We're Americans. We don't want none of this shit. We don't want no part in their wars, in their slavery,
their systems of debt, none of it. It's gone and it's over.
People just don't realize it yet, but it's coming. And that is very biblical, which I do want to go into Bible stuff
because people are always asking me, but we'll save that for our next.
Would you say that what you're saying is that you are declaring our independence as Americans from the globalist
Soros funded Epstein child trafficking?
MI6.
We are declaring... System of debt slavery.
Yeah.
Human trafficking, organ trafficking.
Bacchus, Nazi, everything totalitarian.
Enemies of free speech and sexy old Jewish women speak in their mind.
How do we do that though when currently we are so divided as a nation?
Mostly right now it's left within our families.
Because that reminds me to... Because you and I hate our families, right?
About division.
Okay.
About division.
Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all humans are created equal.
That's what this country is founded on, unlike any other country ever before it.
Yes, ma'am.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.
We are met on a great battlefield of that war.
We've come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live.
It's altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot concentrate, consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground.
The brave men living and dead who struggled here, they have consecrated it.
Far above our poor power to add or to detract.
The world will little note nor long remember what we say here.
But it can never forget what they did here.
It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.
It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us, that from these honored dead, We take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion, that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people,
Shall not perish from the earth.
Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
Amen.
How, how apropos is that?
Yes.
We are in that war.
So you have a kind of a message of hope.
You feel good about the future of America.
You just feel like we need to, oh, let me get you wiping your tears.
That's good drama for the radio.
Oh Christ.
Sorry, it's too late.
Well I had to memorize that in fifth grade and I was really in my room doing it in the mirror.
I think I put a fake beard on too.
It was.
Are you sure it was fake?
No, that was later when I had the beard.
So you manifested the beard as a child.
What a great country this has the roots to grow into and it could just be corrected.
I just feel like it can be corrected but it cannot be It can't be removed because look what would be left.
Oh my god.
That's not for me.
It's not for me someplace where women have to shut up.
No.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take it.
I'm not gonna let these motherfuckers take that from me either.
Not after what I've gone through.
Not after my fucking marriages.
Hell no.
I'm not gonna fucking shut up.
Hell no.
They better look out.
That's the, the scariest thing about all this is like I can handle different political opinions.
I'm like you.
I was left-wing and Democrat most of my life.
I'm 44.
In 2016, I became a no preferred party, an independent.
Yeah.
And I have a lot of friends and family that are still left-wing and Democrat.
And I understand why they feel the way they do.
I know what they're thinking.
I can empathize.
I know what they're thinking, too.
But right now, I don't really know what they're thinking because at this point if you're not seeing the shift if you think this is still what you're seeing in America is still the natural progression of things and that you're just fighting progress and trans kids and all the shit and you don't see the sinister plot and I'm not talking about transgender I'm talking about the corporate funded destruction of all that is holy in America and beautiful that makes it great small business freedom
The left, they're behind the center.
Well, they're corporatists, they're not leftists, you know.
I was a leftist, my grandfathers, whatever.
I'm middle.
Me too.
America used to be middle, leaning to the left, because they wanted to help people who needed it.
Right.
But, that went way too far in Haywire, because the left always goes, well, the extremes always go too far.
Yeah, until they become the other person.
Yeah, until they're exactly the same.
They both are so much the same.
I mean, they're self-righteous.
That's the first thing.
And the, if we're good, I mean, it still is Shabbat, and I did want to talk about Shabbat a little bit.
I wanted to talk about the Bible a little stuff.
people don't know about it but it does say that anybody who is arrogant is also
ignorant and those two things are inseparable.
Any kind of arrogance always has ignorance at its base because to be a human being you cannot be arrogant because it removes you from every other human being.
So that makes you ignorant when you seek to be separate from the one soul that's here on earth, right?
Right.
You want to chip away at it and you know it says that the person who is arrogant and ignorant it always has a sneer.
Yeah.
And you look at these people on TV with their arrogance like that girl that or that woman whatever it was that was going after Trump because she thought she thought journalist means you attack.
Right.
She didn't know journalist actually means you report and you're dispassionate about she at because she's triggered.
Well, she's paid for it, too.
Oh, yeah.
She's controlled.
Yeah, op and op.
But, did you see, I've seen the sneer.
I don't even listen to the words, I turn the sound down, I just watch.
I would suggest people do that.
Turn the sound down on your news, if you're not gonna give up your addiction to bullshit.
Just turn the sound down and watch for the sneer.
And as soon as you see the sneer, you know that person doesn't mean well for anybody.
The message they're bringing, it don't mean well for nobody either.
That's an enemy of the human heart, the collective human soul and heart.
And people have to really come to that and I think they are coming to it, but there's so many things thrown at them that they can't develop their powers of discernment, which is another reason why I wanted to do this show so that I could Talk about what it really says, the great teachings of old from many cultures, but about power of discernment and how we can hewn that so that we can live in truth and bring it everywhere we go.
Inside us first and then in the world.
Yeah, change starts from within, right?
He starts inside you and if you ain't got it, it ain't gonna be nowhere outside of you either.
This phone is talking about acceptance and love and then go screaming in all people's face.
Obviously you ain't got no acceptance and love.
Look how you do.
It's how what people do more than what they say.
I think that that's the I used to say it wasn't the words, because words are just sounds made by your mouth.
going to see. It isn't what you say or think. It isn't what you think or say. It's what
you do. It's your actions.
I used to say it wasn't the words because words are just sounds made by your mouth.
It's the intent. And that used to be something everybody understood.
Your intent, if your intent was to hurt me, if your intent, you know, whatever it was, then I'm going to react to that.
Whatever sounds you're making aren't as important because you could, the same word could have multiple definitions depending on the person using it, right?
And I used to, when I used to podcast, I used to make this case all the time, which is you should focus more on what The intent is, which is similar to what you're saying, what somebody does.
And I said, shit, you know, I was just like you.
I'm your kid.
I see it way before anyone else sees it.
Everyone calls me crazy.
And then 10 years later, they're like, you were so right.
But I said, I am terrified of the future because people are starting to slowly
become more controlling of speech and the words and the thoughts.
They don't care about your intent.
They don't care about conversing.
They don't care about an exchange.
They wanna go after the people that say the wrong thing.
And I said, I've read enough books.
I've read enough Orwell.
Like we all know this is bad.
And then, I mean, look what happened to you with the Roseanne show.
It's like.
And it wasn't just you.
It was a lot of us.
We all got banned.
We all got censored.
It wasn't the words we said.
Our intent was great, but they felt the words were triggered.
We had to be stopped.
You talking about your first episode back in the reboot was about a Trump lover and a Hillary lover, Jackie and Roseanne.
Agreeing to disagree.
We're talking about the same thing we're talking about on this podcast.
We have to come together as a country.
They heard Trump is good, Trump is human, and they thought, we have to destroy this bitch because she's saying good things about Trump.
Good things about Trump, bad.
They didn't care about your intent.
Your intent was about a unifying message.
You're seeing how this country is falling apart.
We're fighting with members of our family.
You and I are currently At odds with members of our family over politics.
And we have never tried to censor anyone.
We've never gone after anybody.
It's just not in our nature.
Okay, you have a different opinion.
But that other side, they want, they're like the angry fucking torch mobs.
And these are not people in our family, but they're in line with that.
And I find that really terrifying.
And I guess what I'm trying to say is even though you and I have always been leftists and Democrats, and maybe we're more moderate now, we're pretty much the same.
We're populist like Trump is.
We are populist like Trump.
The biggest fear of all Democrats.
That's the enemy right now.
But they are more the enemy.
I always say, I want to get back to hating Republicans for it.
I do too.
Trickle down economics is the stupidest shit in the world.
And tell you it's raining.
Yeah.
No.
And it's bullshit.
But I, and I used to, when I used to talk for years, I used to always be anti-Republican.
People say the same thing to me.
You've changed so much.
But there is a strain of Republican that is right.
Of course.
Where it's supposed to be about the Republic.
Yes.
But they're never on target with that.
They're just globalists.
Because we've been... They're just big money globalists, the Republicans.
Absolutely.
They're rhinos and bullshitters.
Oh, they hate Trump because he wants to build roads in America, not Not in Ukraine or Iraq or wherever they're getting paid to go.
Absolutely.
And I think it's and that's our money.
It's all our money.
And you you have to right now.
I'm not saying to pick a side, but if you're a liberal and progressive and you are still defending the Democratic Party at the level that a lot of people I
know are, you're, and calling us Nazis, you're the Hitler youth in a lot of ways. You're for
censorship. There are people...
They don't even know what they're for.
They don't even know...
They have it in their mind and they go like this.
It's about racism.
It's about racism.
But you know what?
It's not.
It's not.
You're the fucking racist, okay?
Take a look.
You don't have no... Like, I'd really like to go in on certain people.
Do it.
Do your podcast.
Do it.
Don't get us in trouble, though.
You know how I say in real life, bitch, you don't get to talk to me about racism, you privileged Hollywood princess c***.
You don't get to talk to me about racism, you white bitch.
I've known you for f***ing 15 years.
I've never seen you with any black people.
You don't talk to me about racism, you privileged f***ing Hollywood princess c***.
But, you know, that's just me.
Well, here's a perfect example.
If you, when I say they don't go for intent, right?
If you're talking about... It's all just that work my self-righteous indignation shit because that's all I have.
That's the only passion I have and the only reason I know I'm alive.
Certainly I, you know, I'm bored with my sex partner.
I hate my kids.
You know, my show's number 45 and I'm supposed to be a star even though I have no lips or chin.
I mean, or talent.
But I mean, I'm indignant!
Keep going, dude.
You're not naming names, so it's fine.
No, I'm not, but I remember when I had to threaten that bitch, I'd go, you don't go over to Sybil Shepherd's yard with your fuckin' low-down privileged fuckin' white friends and stand in her yard when her children are home because she wore fur, you little bitch.
I oughta fire you right now, but I didn't.
Right.
You know what I mean?
I go, you don't go to another star's home and stay on their yard with 15 of your PETA fucking goddamn fascist friends because somebody wore fur.
That's none of your goddamn business.
If they're going to wear fur, you fucking cunt.
You goddamn lipless bitch.
You know I hate her so bad.
I have no idea who you're talking about.
Awesome woman.
Yeah, it doesn't matter who it is.
But what I'm saying is- I mean, they're horrible hypocrisy!
It drives me crazy!
It makes me so mad.
What?
You're- you're calling me a racist?
And you're- you're husband or wife, whatever it was, partner, says Jews are Nazis?
You can kiss my fucking Jew ass, you goddamn commie c**t.
You know what I mean?
You're not going to call Jews Nazis, you fucking stupid bitch.
And then tell me I'm a racist on top.
I've never seen you with one black person.
I've known you all these years.
I've never seen none of you with black people.
You know?
Well, remember when I was talking about how they don't care about intent, they care about words?
What I'm trying to get at is that you said, just the last time I ever wanted to talk about the tweet, but you're talking about Valerie Jarrett.
I thought the bitch was white!
I didn't know black people could be that evil!
That's why I'm a racist, because I owe white people an apology for that.
No, everyone's horrible. Everyone's horrible through history. But what I'm saying is you said,
the, you quoted a movie, Planet of the Apes. This is exactly what I'm talking about. The
word trigger, they hurt ape. And they thought black people.
And they thought black people. And then you.
Everyone knows it.
And I know you know this, but everybody knows you got a raw deal on this bullshit.
And no one thinks you're racist.
And even people on the left know that you're not racist.
Fucking bitch, so Wanda Sykes with her fired ass, because I fired her ass.
Yeah.
She's like, now I'm going to get my revenge on that Jew bitch.
I'm going to say, oh, she called black people says they look like monkeys.
Are you kidding me?
I have black people in my family, bitch.
You hired Wanda Sykes.
You're the one that got her hired.
She also hired you for her last comic standing.
You guys were friends.
And all of a sudden, because she's a fucking libtard.
I'm talking about all the black women comics that Wanda wouldn't let win.
Yeah.
Fucking Miss Pat, the greatest comic ever.
Yeah.
Greatest woman comic.
She didn't like her much, and I brought her on there.
I go, Miss Pat, you're gonna win.
And look what, oh, fuck her.
Well, you know, Wanda Sykes always loved you.
Epstein Island, Wanda Sykes.
You have to say allegedly.
You know the only people who didn't go to Epstein Island?
You and Donald Trump.
and Urkel. As soon as a Jew attacks Israel I know uh-oh he's on the Epstein.
He went to Epstein Island.
I'm just saying.
I mean Epstein, well let me talk about that.
We can talk about it.
No wonder people hate the Jews.
I always, I'm going to stop, end at this today.
We'll do this next episode.
I just want to apologize to the Gentile non-Jewish world for all these horrible Jewish people like Epstein, Weinstein, you know.
All the Steins.
All the Steins and all the what's-its.
You know, the Bible's talking about them, and I'll do a whole show about them.
But, you know, call them what you must.
But the Bible does name them, and it also says that in this very day and age, this is the end of them.
And I rejoice.
The end of the Babylonian cult that they're part of.
Oh, it's so great.
Babylon falling.
No more of that bullshit.
I'm so over child sacrifice, son.
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of it.
I'm over it.
It's time for something new.
Yeah, there's got to be other ways to look young.
I mean, Skims, right?
Yeah, and if you need... Skims?
Oh, Kim.
I love Kim Kardashian.
Let's do a little pop culture before we end, just for five minutes, because we did goats and child fucking.
Let's do what the people want.
Now, you can always tell a good Jew from a bad Jew, because the bad Jews worship the goat.
The good Jews worship God.
I'll go more into that later.
Right.
Okay, Kim Kardashian, I like her because I love skims because they do hold your fat in.
I got, it's better than, what's the other one I like?
Spanx.
Spanx.
Spanx squeezes your fat like a sausage, but I put on the skims and I'll tell you what, I went down three sizes with that one.
The only thing is that it's got a What do you call that g-string in the back that goes right up your crack?
That's not comfortable.
Thong.
Yeah.
That's not comfortable for old people shaped like marshmallows such as myself with two thin legs.
Don't all your underwear kind of do that?
No.
Not my granny pants.
But I look so thin in that Spanx.
That Kim, she knows what she's doing and I liked her and I want to thank her for after her ex-husband Kanye West went off on the Jews like Dave Chappelle and everybody goes off on the Jews and I'm telling you what they better hold their tongue because They're getting me mad and you don't want to piss off an old Jewish woman because sometimes I cannot control my casting of the evil eye, I'm just telling you.
So Kim comes out and she goes, I personally like the Jewish people.
Well, thank you Kim!
Thank you for that as well as your scams.
And stop attacking Kim.
He's not right to be attacking her just because she left North outside at the awards.
North is fine.
She's standing there on the curb.
She's 12 years old or whatever she is, standing there at the curb with all those people and her mom's inside.
That was weird, but I would do that.
She's like, hey, mommy's got to work, you know, to pay for the shit you got on your back.
You're going to throw any shit at me, you stay out here with the bodyguards.
I would have did the same thing.
I went through so much negative press when I used to beat my daughter up on these private airplanes.
And you know they wrote about it.
That one bitch stewardess wrote about it.
She was signed to NDA too, bitch.
But anyway, I had to beat my daughter's ass.
You know I had to beat her.
You won't hear a complaint from me.
I wish you would have done it more, to be honest.
I wish you'd do it now.
Put you on a plane right now and do it.
I would fucking snatch their ass if I could, but they're in their late 40s and they could just push me over and break my bones.
I should have beat up more of them when I had the strength.
You were too soft on us kids.
I know.
Yeah.
What are you gonna do?
I felt guilty because, you know, I ruined your lives.
Oh well.
Well, now I have my own kid and I get to pass, you know, Oh tell about, oh I'm so happy.
Jake's baby is so cute.
She's two and I'm so proud because guess what I taught her to say today?
What?
What did she say Jake?
Did you hear?
You wouldn't tell me.
Well I tried to get her to say it to you.
Yeah she won't perform if you ask her.
I said tell your dad what we said.
What was it?
She said go smoke.
He did.
For those of you who don't know, my mother is back on the sauce with the cigarettes and I kind of am too.
We moved to Texas six months ago.
We were going to come here for a couple months and we just love it.
We haven't left.
So we've been smoking on the balcony and sometimes Livia has been known to be out there and she loves going out to smoke with Mimi.
But just for the record, she stays a good distance.
Don't let her get near me.
And she doesn't inhale.
She knows I'm going to let her do whatever.
But she does say to Granny, that's what we call our Granny or Mimi, she says, go smoke!
Like, let's go outside.
So I'm doing great as a parent so far.
Killing it.
Let's see my notes.
Yeah, any final thoughts?
I think I said all that I wanted to say, but I wanted to for sure say, Yeah, I totally believe that Biden got 81 million votes by winning those 16 counties.
And I thought that Facebook, Twitter, and all the press in New York Times, the LA Times, Fox, all the channels, I thought they were right to say, you cannot question those 81 million votes at all, because that would be disinformation and bad for our country.
And I thought they were totally right to lock up those January 6th people that came there to protest, saying, hey, we saw all these trucks taking boats out at 3 a.m., and they've got all these videos of people pulling out suitcases and stuff, and they're like, could you stop?
This is bad for our democracy!
Well, of course it was bad for our democracy that we owe all of our respect and allegiance to this person who is a duly elected president.
81 million votes is nothing to sneeze at.
Yeah, number one all time.
You know, God bless Joe Biden.
May he get what's coming to him from them 81 million votes he got.
Yeah.
I have to say, I've never heard 81 million people so quiet these last two and a half, three years.
I mean, 81 million people.
The rallies were... Do you remember how legendary the Biden rallies were?
He'd be up there and there'd be just a sea of people out there.
I mean, the guy is the greatest politician.
81 million votes.
For people who don't know, that's number one all time.
That's Michael Jordan numbers.
No candidate has ever gotten more votes in American history.
Not even close, right?
Not even Obama.
So he beat Obama by, you know, what, 15, 16 million votes?
And he did it in like the most genius fashion because he was actually trailing through election night and then a toilet broke.
Do you remember this?
It was a big toilet.
There was water within six feet of the floor.
Everywhere you looked there was water.
God fixed it though because remember Trump was way ahead and then they stopped counting.
You know, moved his hand upon the water.
And it's like by the morning for some miraculous reason, Biden was ahead by 50 million votes.
Well, yeah, Biden actually was behind the whole time.
And then at 3 a.m., he would get about 96 percent of the votes that were being counted, which is which means that a lot of people that support Biden don't vote until three days after the election.
Well, that or after they're dead.
Well, yeah, that's what your brother Buck said.
He goes, boy, a lot of these dead vote Democrat.
You'd think they'd be pro-lie.
Yeah, that's a good point.
It is.
It's a good point.
But yeah, we wish you the best, President Joe Biden.
You know, you're doing great so far.
It was sad when he fell down at the Air Force and they all applauded.
That was so rude.
You're not supposed to... I thought that was disrespectful that they were applauding the President of the United States falling on his face.
They were whooping it up.
Did you hear that?
Yeah, I did.
And did you see that one soldier, Air Force kid?
Shaking his hand and then turning around saluting a fellow soldier, not Biden.
Yeah.
I did.
And I saw that woman when he fell, that Air Force lady.
She just looked and then turned around and walked.
Well, you know, maybe they weren't some of the 81 million votes.
Well, of course they were.
The military loves them because, you know, they're all gay.
You know, the whole military is transgender now, which is so great because, let's be honest, there's nobody meaner than a fucking transgender that's triggered.
That's true.
I think that is the greatest idea, to have the transgenders be our army, because, especially if they're from small towns like Wyoming, especially drag.
Gangs are like gay people that have to fight for their lives in small towns, you know?
Of course, set them on the friggin' enemies.
They're vicious!
They are.
And plus, they're all like, on roids and just ripped.
Yeah, and they'll just be out there, all these trans women.
Fuck yeah.
Well, or regular trans men would probably be the way to go, because they're all on their period at the exact same time.
The trans men are... You mean bleeding people, is what you mean.
You're talking about people who bleed.
Trans men.
Yeah, okay.
I just like to refer to them as trans men.
So the trans men having a baby, well, he has to have a period then.
Yeah.
So, well, let's get all the trans men to be in the army, because those are some vicious fighters, trust me.
They are.
They're all on their period at the same time.
Going over there.
We'll show those whoever we are against.
Who are we fighting?
The Russians now?
There's a great way to go into the future.
A nuclear holocaust with Russia.
Yeah.
And now they're joined up with Iran and China.
They want that goddamn Armageddon.
They're the neocons.
They sold that bullshit to the, whatchamacallem, the right-wing Christians.
What do you call them?
Evangelicals.
They sold them so many insurance policies guaranteeing Armageddon, they can't possibly get out of it, you know?
They gotta make it happen.
Yeah, you can't default on that shit.
No, the neocons.
Hey, thanks guys.
Yep, you're doing great.
It's your last days though, that's according to the Bible.
Alright, do you have any last words?
I think that was a great first show.
What did you think so far?
I don't know.
We'll go back and listen.
I just wish the American people would wake the fuck up and snap the fuck out of it for fuck's sake!
Goodnight, love ya.
Oh you see My patience is growing thin With this synthetic world
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