Andrew Chapados and David Lucas debate Canada’s 500,000-immigrant annual plan by 2025 amid housing crises, questioning sustainability while linking it to liberal voting bloc strategies. Lucas roasts "woke" comedy censorship, gun policies, and cultural appropriation bans—mocking Halloween costume restrictions, a "people of color only" lounge’s hypocrisy, and Trudeau’s governance compared to Castro. They critique universal healthcare’s hidden costs, prescription loopholes, and wage inflation, proposing opt-out systems like minimum wage debates. Satirical jabs at U.S. midterms and abortion policies lead to broader claims about Canada’s systemic contradictions, ending with a rant on distrusting elites and upcoming Winnipeg show details. [Automatically generated summary]
Hey guys, Andrew here back on another university campus undercover with Lincoln Jay.
I mean I'm basically wearing all of his clothes except for this shirt.
We're at University of Toronto Scarborough to ask people a tough question today.
As a big immigrant population in this area, Justin Trudeau has announced that they're going to increase immigration numbers to 500,000 people per year by 2025.
A tough question, but we're going to see what people think.
Let's go.
Yesterday the government announced they're increasing immigration levels to 500,000 people per year starting in 2025.
And we're asking people given the rent prices, the housing prices, the cost of living, if you think that's a sustainable number moving forward.
I'm sorry, I don't know anything about this.
I think it's okay because, I mean, describe many immigrants, I mean people coming in right into the country.
And I mean, Canada offers many chances to many people across the world.
So it's to help many people actually, you know, like get, to help them be, I don't know how to explain it, but it's to help them, it's help many people.
I feel like there are like both pros and cons.
Like for like original populations, not that many for Canada, right?
But also I feel like it should be increased for like the standard for entry into Canada should be higher a bit more.
So people entry like them immigrations, they would be like higher educated.
I don't want too many questions either.
I feel like we should actually focus on the housing crisis and decreasing interest rates because adding more immigrants is just going to lead to an inflation and more houses are going to be bought up and that's just going to continue the like downward slope that we're headed on.
It may seem unsustainable in the sense where you know there are so many people coming in and there's still a lot of domestic issues which remain unresolved but with that said I think that you know we can't just look at people as individuals but we have to look at them as potential and I think that everyone that comes in regardless of where they're from or what experience they've had in the past they have the potential to contribute to Canada economically, Socially as well as politically, and I think that that is extremely valuable.
And that's something that's very hard to quantify in terms of how it would impact the country, and I think that it's very it's a very tough thing to say whether or not it's right or wrong to allow these people in, but I think that we should never neglect the possibilities that these people can bring in a lot of, you know, new insight and also innovation to a country which you know largely needs it, just because of how it's still a relatively new country and there's still, you know, a lot of issues which remain unresolved, like I said,
and the fact that they remain unresolved might just be an indication that the domestic input isn't sufficient, that we actually really need international input and we need international suggestions.
That was a whole lot of jargon.
I think that we have proved that through the gigantic increase in immigration that it is not sustainable.
That's just my opinion.
You look at the housing prices, you look at the wages, you look at rent and they're unattainable for most people.
Now you can blame inflation, but the simple fact that there aren't enough houses to bring the housing costs down, I think, is a product of having too many people of any background or origin.
Actually, I'm not too sure about, like, because I'm also an international student, so my view would be like, yeah, more people should come.
Now Lincoln, no, no limits.
This is some pretty positive engineering advertising.
I think this is the first campus we've been on so far, of like six now, where everything isn't plastered in pride stuff and diversity stuff.
This seems to be a business school with a lot of smart people in it, and I've yet to see anything related to pride or diversity things or about how native everything is or needs to be, frankly.
I mean we're at a point where they're gonna keep bringing, I mean people are gonna keep immigrating but that's not gonna, I don't think that'll change anything.
It's just they need to start dealing with things at a fundamental level.
Like looking at, you know, the fact that wages aren't at the right place, the fact that housing is still astronomically high, everything.
Immigrants I don't think are the main concern and I don't think that's gonna change anything.
They can bring in as many people as they want.
People are still gonna still immigrate.
They're not dealing with the core fundamental issues.
It doesn't matter how many people come into Canada.
I don't think, I don't really have an opinion because I don't live here.
But I suppose if the government gives opportunity for people from another country, but in an environment of clear rules, I think it's okay.
I'm not sure.
I don't know that much about politics to be honest, but I feel like, you know, like she said, there's a lot of people who want to be here.
There's a lot of people who need to be here.
But I agree too that like it's not possible to bring in so many people at all times.
You have to balance things out.
So we just talked to one guy, one bro even, who didn't want to be on camera and he says he agrees that it's not sustainable or he says it's not sustainable but he thinks due to our declining native population we need to you know increase immigration for that reason because the native population is shrinking.
I would argue and pause it Lincoln that at some point we should try just taking in less people and seeing if that works because what we're doing right now I don't believe sustainable housing prices job market inflation everything keeps going up up and up thank you Justin Trudeau I think we should try something else.
How is it your cost of living situation?
Is it easy to afford a place around here?
Definitely not.
Yeah it's pretty disgusting actually.
How do you mean?
Like I live in a basement and it's really expensive and it's like completely unreasonable but I don't think that the people immigrating here should be like shut out for that reason.
Or my country is high.
Yeah it's expensive.
Considering my country standard is expensive right?
It's definitely more expensive than what it seems to be so it would be hard but I feel like once you get your feet beneath you and you have a good paying job then you could definitely afford a nice place of your own.
The rent is very challenging especially to find someone that's you know within reason but I think at the end of the day like I said it's very hard to know how this policy is going to impact Canada and the Canadian housing situation as well as economy until there is some data available which means that people have to come in first.
This is the first social justice E thing we've seen on campus and it's just about mental health so I don't have a problem with about that.
But I want to reiterate here that we've been to Trent, U of T, downtown Toronto, Ontario University, Durham College, tons of places and this is the only campus where they're not shoving things down your throat and I kind of like it Lincoln.
So America 350 ish million people they let in one million legal immigrants a year Canada around 37 million and we're letting it gonna let in half a million a year.
Do you feel like constantly increasing the amount of people here is going to cause prices to go up or what we're hearing from other people is that they need to address the problems that are going on here regardless of how many people are coming in, how many houses are available, the types of jobs that are available.
How do you feel about that?
I mean I agree.
I think that that's a problem that needs to be solved either way, right?
So it's like whether or not the immigrants come it's going to be a problem now or in the long run.
So it's like if that's what pushes Canada to fix the problem then so be it.
Bringing in many people, well, many people can, it's also, I mean, it's increased the unemployment rates, obviously.
But also, if, I mean, many people come seeing, I mean, new ideas, I mean, I mean, new people coming from different countries with new ideas.
So, new ideas to develop the country and also make it better.
So, I believe that it's a good idea.
It's actually a good idea.
I mean.
I wouldn't say it's not sustainable in the long run, but right now we have to focus on our housing and on our own economy.
And I feel like taking in too many immigrants is stretching ourselves thin.
Have you been a fan of Justin Trudeau's governance of the country?
Do you think it's him that's the problem?
What do you think about that, in terms of the policies we have right now?
I really don't think he's just doing anything.
He's just kind of sitting there doing nothing, really.
I don't think that he's just kind of sitting there buying time, really.
All right, anything else you want to say?
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Nothing at all.
All right, thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
I don't know enough to make a judgment as to how he is as a prime minister.
I'm not really into politics, I won't lie.
So maybe it's not like super useful for your interview topic.
Welcome back to another episode of Andrew Says.
They're all very special.
I'm here with producer Lincoln Jay, and we've got David Lucas, one of the best comedians in the world right now.
How are you, David?
In the world.
That's right.
I'm not too good because this motherfucker refused to pay me.
What did you say?
Say that again?
I said, I'm not too good because you refused to pay me.
Oh, okay.
I don't pay anybody.
I'll pay you in maple syrup, all the Canadian stereotypes.
No, I'm messing with you, bro.
I like your podcast.
I'm a big fan.
I had a lot of people disgruntle with the last one that we did.
Why?
I just read some of the comments when you posted when I spoke about men playing women's sports.
David Lucas loves the idea of a LeBron and James in the WNBA, I think.
Yeah, I think when he retires and he can no longer fare with those younger NBA guys, he should identify as a woman and go to the WNBA.
And he'll be the best player at 50 years old in the WNBA.
We didn't get that video of you trying out for a women's D1 team that you promised, though.
So I still want you to try to do that.
Oh, yeah, I'll do it.
They ain't going to let me, bro.
There was a video that went viral a couple months ago where a guy played for a women's high school rep team and won them a tournament.
It was pretty spectacular.
I forgot the guy's name.
Hilarious.
Yeah, they didn't say anything to him.
He went and he dominated.
He was dunking on them and nobody said anything.
All the girls asked if he would come play for their school.
They were really excited.
So that's where we're at.
What was, did you see the one recently where that guy who identified as a woman played volleyball and then knocked the player unconscious?
No.
Yeah.
And then the coach, for safety reasons, sat the rest of the team.
I would have done the same thing.
If my daughter played volleyball and some dude who can't cut it in the men's league go to the women's league, we're talking about high school.
If my daughter plays volleyball and some boy who can't cut it, where'd you go?
I'm still here.
We're just giving you the focus.
Oh, oh, oh, okay, man.
I told you I'm not good with technology.
I got to produce it, man.
All right.
So, yeah.
If my daughter played volleyball and some boy who couldn't cut it on the boys team went to the women's team, my daughter would not play.
She's not playing against that team.
You ain't finna bully my daughter.
I'm going to come bully your ass.
I think I learned from Shaquille O'Neal that the volleyball nets are lower for women.
So he's saying that they should do that for WNBA as well.
Nine-foot rim.
I don't know if that's actually going to solve the problem, though.
This is, we're building on like 50 years of dunking for men at this point.
Do you remember Chris Anderson, the birdman?
No.
6'11 white guy went in the slam dunk competition and he was just terrible.
So that's where you have to build from the ground up, no matter what.
He had like 50 tries.
But how's it going recently?
Have you been on tour right now?
You're coming to Canada, you said?
Yeah, I'm on tour currently.
I just actually got off of the phone with my agent.
We're booking out next year.
I think I got like seven dates next year.
I'll be back in Canada.
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Some lady in Montreal hit me up, wanted to book me for a showcase.
Nice.
This bit, this is how stupid she was.
She doesn't want to book me the headline.
She wants to put me on a show with like eight other comics for a week and then got the nerve to ask me or ask my agent, does he sell tickets?
Bit, you booking eight other comics.
Why the fuck does the bulk rely on me?
Because they want to screw you over, it sounds like.
I rob all the Montreal motherfuckers, bro.
They don't know who they bring to Montreal.
I get banned from Canada with me, though.
They mustn't know how America's going to play fair.
Y'all think Trudeau is a motherfucker?
We got hella Trudeau's down here in the States.
Like, no, come on.
You ain't finna make me do a 400-seater venue and you book all your friends and then you try to give me $500 a day.
You got me fucked up, lady.
Is that where?
Because I know some other comedians, they do a showcase to be on Just for Laughs, and there's like a Halifax Nova Scotia comedy festival, too.
Would that be what that's for?
That's the thing.
I don't give a damn about Just for Laughs because, I mean, I'm not being boastful, but I'm pretty sure.
I mean, well, I got plenty of friends who did Just for Laughs, and I sell more tickets than all of them.
They don't even tour.
So, I mean, you know, comedy festivals are a thing of the past.
You know, you might have got famous from that 15 years ago, but ever since social media, your career is kind of in your own hands.
They probably don't let people say whatever they want at that as well, I would imagine, because they try to.
I mean, they had Patrice at JFL.
There's a clip of him doing JFL.
But, I mean, they fired the guy from JFL for saying the word nigga.
So, I know I can't say what I want to say.
Which guy?
The guy who was booking it.
They got him for being racist or something.
I don't know who that is.
Can we find that, Olivia?
His last name is what is his name?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Just look up JFL Booker Racism.
50 people come up.
It's a very Canadian thing.
The thing about that is why they treat it like it's so special here is because they get backing from the government to air.
Jeff Singer?
Jeff Singer?
Yeah, Jeff Singer.
Jeff Singer.
What did he say, Lincoln?
Can you read it word for word?
Yeah, don't skip out.
No explicit language.
Say the N-word.
He says that a talented booker behind the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal has resigned after repeatedly using the N-word in front of auditioning comedians.
This is quote, he said he was just repeating the language of someone he was talking to.
Exactly.
It's not like he hatefully said nigga.
He was probably like, if you're going to say the word nigga, just say it.
That's probably what he said.
That's probably what he said.
You heard that, Lincoln.
You're allowed to say the N-word if it's a song, I think is what David Lubies is trying to tell us.
Man, look, I don't care white people say the N-word.
Whatever repercussions y'all get is on y'all.
Y'all say the N-word all.
If you lose your whole family, don't look at me.
Because I'm going to say, yeah, I said he could say it, but we know there's a freedom of speech, but there's not freedom of consequences.
There's no freedom of speech up here to remind you, Jabish.
Yeah, there's no freedom of speech.
That fucking Fidel Castro side, baby, Trudeau, was locking y'all bank accounts.
That's right.
That's going on right now.
If you didn't know, they're doing this whole commission about the trucker protest, and Trudeau's going to have to testify, I think, in a couple weeks.
Yeah, bro.
So, do people up there say that he's Fidel Castro's side?
That's like a thing.
Like, because you could never confirm it, but what's he going to do?
Sue you over it?
So people say it all the time.
Yeah, allegedly, he's Fidel Castro's baby because his mama and daddy were some freaks.
And she went to Cuba because Canada has always had a strong relationship with Cuba.
And, you know, she wanted to get fucked by a dictator.
Notice the first few letters.
Yeah, very good.
She wanted that dick tate.
Do you care about the midterms coming up?
Are you going to vote in the governor's race there?
Man, I don't really care about nothing, but I wouldn't pay attention.
It was November the 8th, right?
I mean, that fucking flower boy or flower child who's running here in Texas should not win.
Beto?
Yeah.
Yeah, he sucks.
He's going in on a skateboard.
You know, that ain't.
Yeah, Texas.
Comedy Club Bookings00:10:18
It ain't enough.
Enough people haven't moved to Texas to change Texas.
Thank God.
That's what they say their stated goal is.
First, we're going to turn it purple.
Then we're going to turn it blue.
And then I guess just.
It's too many rednecks and hillbillies in Texas.
They will go out and start shooting everybody who drives a Prius, I guarantee.
Do you live in Austin or do you live in one of these towns just outside of Austin or the Dallas Fort Worth?
That's for poor people, bro.
I live in Austin.
I live in downtown Austin.
Okay.
I mean, here's the Red Band area.
Huh?
The Brian Red Band area is what I'm told.
Oh, Red Band lived like 40 minutes away.
Let's talk about one of my favorite podcasts other than this one.
And wait, before I do that, your YouTube channel, I think the first time you came on was at 15,000.
Now it's well over 100,000.
Congratulations.
This is one of the fastest I've seen anyone's channel get that big.
I think it's been just a few months.
David Lucas on YouTube.
What was your strategy there?
You wanted to make it like your reaction to news items, and then you basically just reviewed it and you mix it in with your stand-up true.
Yeah, so at first, you know, just to get the ball rolling so people would just see my face, I was doing like, you know, six to eight videos a week because my thing was one of these is going to hit.
I hired a producer, Brian, great guy out of Virginia.
We put a clip up with me going back and forth with a BLM person.
Our first week together, we went viral.
And then after that, it was kind of, you know, uphill, uphill, and downhill.
I mean, it's still, it's still uphill, bro, because I mean, sometimes I'll put out a video and only gets 4,000 views, which I'm like, bam, like, I have 80,000 followers on Instagram.
And, you know, a bad video for me is 10,000 views.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, I really, I really don't understand YouTube like that.
Cause I'm like, how do I have 100,000 subscribers and a video do four?
Like, out of like, that don't even equate statistically.
Like, how is there only 4,000 views on this video?
But it's just, you know, staying consistent, putting stuff out.
Being in Texas and being on Kill Tony definitely helps.
Yeah, it's just, I don't put as much as I used to out because I'm way more busy, but I'm trying to get back to that.
But I put my long form podcast on there and I continue to put my clips up.
And as I'm on tour, I got to find somebody to actually film me while I'm in Canada because I want to put some crowd work from Canada on my YouTube.
We can try to send somebody from Alberta or to Terrible Winnipeg.
Well, I mean, the good thing is they put me in a five-star hotel.
Nice.
Okay.
Well, but I don't know if Canada five-star is American five-star.
Probably not.
It's probably you get free breakfast.
And they might change the shit.
Yeah, you got to wake up too early, get that free breakfast.
It'd be like free breakfast from 6 to 8:30.
I'm like, nigga, what?
Let's talk about.
I wanted to ask you about Kill Tony.
It's one of my favorite podcasts.
What makes it so natural, or we could use the word easy, for you and Tony to go back and forth roasting each other?
Because I know you guys aren't sitting there preparing due to the nature of the show.
Why does it come so easy to you guys, or just you, if you don't uh, know his thought process there?
I think because over the years that I've been on Kill Tony, me and Tony have really just developed a brotherhood and kind of like, you know, I'd say like he's one of my best friends.
So just that mixed with we're not roasting each other maliciously.
And it's kind of like, you know, like two great basketball players playing one-on-one.
Like we play each other very good, but no matter who wins, we both know that we're still at the top.
So, you know, like just roasting him is like I feel like we need a damn TV show together, just our, just the way we mix so well and we're we're total opposites, you know, in most other aspects of life, and I think that just calls for good roasting.
I think I'm I don't think I'm alone in this sometimes when I watch Kill Tony and I don't want to watch the whole thing, I'll skip to your part and William Montgomery's part.
I think those are the two overwhelmingly money-making parts of the show and I think that's what people will go and search for, that on the record or whatever you do.
Yeah, I can uh, I could definitely see that because um, I say um, the talent pool in Austin is just not there.
Um, the sustainability, for you know, good comics like uh, you know like, I feel like the more Austin gets stuff, the more consequences they'll have, because there's Not many consequences in Austin.
Like, there's no reason for these comics to do better.
Like, when I was starting comedy in LA, bro, like, if you went to the comedy store and bombed, don't go back for like two years.
And that goes pretty much, that was pretty much any comedy club.
Like, you get that opportunity and then you don't capitalize on it and you do bad.
Like, yo, you might as well just go back home for two years, get funny, and come back because there were too many people there trying to make it into, you know, very few spots.
So, people in LA, I feel, and New Yorkers, I feel like they get better because of the repetition.
They get so many.
Like, when I was in New York, I was doing four or five shows a night, but in LA, we have such limited spots.
And at the comedy store, you know, for potluck, you only get three minutes.
So, you want to go up there and murder.
So, I just think that's the problem in Austin.
Like, these comics, they don't have any reason to get better.
So, does that mean there's too many mics for them to go onto and there's not enough competition?
No, it's just that they can go to a show and bullshit and not do well, and they'll be up the next night when that didn't happen in old LA.
Like, if, you know, right when social media was popping off, when I moved there, like 2010, 2011, you know, you didn't want to catch an L or a bomb at the comedy club because everybody would hear about it.
So you would go to these open mics and, you know, you would work it out.
And at these shitty open mics, you would just hit so many.
Like before I went to the comedy store, I probably got on stage, I'd say 200 times before I even, you know, signed up for potluck at the comedy store.
Like, because I would just go watch, but I would never sign up because I just felt like I know I shouldn't be going here to bullshit, you know?
So, yeah, you know, that's one thing.
That's one element that's missing in Austin, importance.
There's no importance.
Everybody's like laxidaisical.
Yeah, and I mean, they keep getting booked.
Like, there's, there's, there's, there's really no reason.
Like, you can go to many of the shows in Austin and see terrible comedy, and you'll continuously see them same people get up.
And it's like, how?
Well, I think the show itself in Kill Tony is so unique that it's they're trying to pop up copycats up here, is what I'm being told is that people are trying to do it, and it just doesn't work because even the talent up here isn't there.
They're still, from what I hear, suffering from extreme wokeism in the comedy scene.
You know, there was Ryan Long's partner.
Do you remember his name?
Olivia?
Oh, yeah, I just met Ryan Long not too long ago.
Danny Paulashuk, he got canceled.
My friend Ben Bankus got canceled.
So there's still clubs here that are disassociated.
What does it mean to be canceled?
Okay, well, they literally canceled their show.
Oh, that's not canceled.
That's just one building taking away the show.
Okay, well, I'm sorry, Dan.
No, I'm just saying.
I mean, that has happened to me, bro.
I've been booked at places and then they'll be like, oh, I'm so sorry.
We didn't.
I'm like, hey, I am not tripping.
He was only giving me a few hundred dollars anyway.
For canceling your show for being offensive?
Yeah, or they, you know, I might have been booked on a showcase and they're like, oh, we didn't realize David was this type of, like, that's happened many a times when I was with my old manager.
Like people would book me on shit, and then he sent it to me.
And then, like, a few days later, they probably Google me or something and then see that I talk about everything.
But why do you start a comedy club if you're going to?
Well, these weren't, these were not necessarily comedy clubs.
They were just like, say, some, what's the word I'm looking for?
Some promoter was putting on a show like at a theater.
And they'd hit my manager up, like, oh, we're bringing this person, that person, and this person.
And we think David would be good to add to this four-city theater run, you know, like that.
So I wouldn't necessarily say it was the venue.
It was the people maybe trying to.
But this was also like in the height of this woke shit.
Like, it's dying now.
This is like last year, 2021, early 2021.
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It's crazy how much this stuff moves along.
I think most people are over it now.
And people will just go somewhere else.
I mean, there was a comedy club down the street that took on those shows.
So I guess it just happens.
People are just going to have to stop going, I guess.
Bro, you know what's crazy, bro?
People act like they have to, like, bro, just don't go.
Like, that, that, like, you know what I'm saying?
If you don't support it, fucking don't go.
Like, I don't like Death Metal.
I don't like Screamo.
I don't want to cancel them, but I just don't fucking go.
You don't put your dollars where you don't support.
Like, I don't like IHOP, nigga.
I don't go.
I don't want them canceled for them terrible ass pancakes.
Do I hop here, Lincoln?
Don't go.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we do.
Niagara Falls.
Niagara Falls on the Canadian side or the American side?
Canadian side.
It's where seniors go to gamble.
Wow.
I went to Niagara Falls in 2020.
I was at Hamilton and Hamilton at Levity.
Hamilton?
Yeah.
Is that the name of the place or the city?
That's the city.
That's nowhere near.
Yes, it is.
Hamilton.
In the U.S. side or the Canadian side?
Hold up.
What are you asking me?
Where is Hamilton?
Hamilton, Canada, next to Toronto.
Yeah, that's not close to Niagara Falls.
I didn't say it was, but I went to Niagara Falls.
I went to the Canadian side, and it didn't seem like it took that long.
Maybe an hour.
Hamilton is close to Niagara Falls.
Is it?
Look at this close.
Look at this Canadian dummy.
Fucking Canadian dummy.
How I know more about your geography than you can.
Give it to me, David.
I'm waiting.
I'll post a full reel of roasting of me, and I won't.
I would say don't kill y'all yourself, but y'all ain't got guns to do it properly.
They just further banned handguns here.
You can't buy them.
You can't sell them.
And you can't transfer them to anybody.
You can still own one if you already had one, but they just did all that stuff.
They think it's going to help a crime.
But there's a school shooting yesterday.
Do y'all have crime like that?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And just in some areas is what it is.
I imagine Toronto, because y'all got a lot of Jamaicans and all that up there.
You think about you'll kill your girlfriend, but you ain't about to go out and rob nobody.
And I don't care.
You don't hear about a lot of robberies.
You don't.
So what kind of crime do y'all have?
Traffic infractions.
Get the fuck out of here.
Stabbing is the one you'll hear about the most, I think.
Interrupting a violent crime.
Stabbing is so personal.
It is, yeah.
Look at him on the bad side, David Lucas.
I had a trip planned to Texas, but I can't get in because I'm not vaccinated.
You can't get into where?
The United States.
If you're not a legal resident or citizen, you still can't fly in if you don't have two shots.
But you don't got to be vaccinated to go to Canada now.
Exactly.
Isn't it crazy?
That don't make no sense.
No, it doesn't.
I think they're probably waiting until after the election to announce it either way.
But at the end of the day, bro, you ain't finna stab nobody in Texas.
We carry guns.
I can get one transferred to me down there for sure if I live there.
You come down here with that stab and shit if you want to.
David Lucas stabs reporter who tried to stab him.
That'll be the.
I ain't stab, I ain't stab nobody.
I'm gonna shoot you, bro.
Oh, that's fair.
The moment you look like you're reaching for a fucking, I'm a pistol whip you in there and shoot you in your face.
This is getting taking a turn.
I'm not going to shoot you in your face.
I'm going to shoot you in your chest so that your family can show your face during your funeral.
That's very mafia of you.
The title of this podcast is going to be David Lucas Threatens My Life.
That's not actually that bad.
I don't think.
David Lucas threatens my life.
I don't think that's a threat.
That's just showing you how I'm protecting myself.
I believe in self-defense and the first Second Amendment and the First.
We don't have either of those here.
Y'all ain't got shit in Canada.
I don't even know y'all national anthem.
I bet you know our national anthem.
You know O Canada if you heard it.
I think so.
I think you've seen a basketball or hockey game where a Canadian team is playing.
Say me a bar.
Same me a bar.
Oh, Canada.
That's all you got.
That should be enough.
That's the whole song.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Go ahead.
Y'all goofy as shit.
You know, I was a fan, David.
Now I'm not so sure.
Cultural Appropriation Debate00:08:42
Olivia, can you bring up that cultural appropriation?
Oh, this boy.
Let me see that thing.
You got your own cue card.
That's right.
That's right, David Lucas.
And if you were here, I'd get you to sign it right there.
How much does that studio cost?
The studio cost $1,000?
A month?
No, the actual set.
Studios in our office.
Nice.
Yeah, so you come to Toronto, you can experience this.
Yeah, when I come to Toronto, I'm going to sit in on y'all.
I'm going to be there.
Appreciate that.
So Halloween just ended, of course, but in Canada, we send around, go ahead and throw that up, Olivia.
We go ahead and send around what you can and cannot wear.
Where is this out of?
Mississauga, I think.
Let's see.
You want to read some of those off?
No, no, no.
Make it smaller.
Yeah.
Halloween costume day.
Halloween can be a time for fun.
Think critically and creatively when choosing a costume that honors the dignity of each human person so that everyone can enjoy themselves.
Costume ideas should avoid the following.
Please note that this is not an exhaustive list.
Any cultural stereotype, blackface, the COVID-19 pandemic, a person with differing abilities, people with mental illness, individual experiencing homelessness, body shame and body objectification, animal cruelty.
Culturally specific references.
Example: Day of the Dead, Hula, a prisoner.
Anything trivializing, anything mocking gender identity, anything transphobic, depictions of violence, culture is not a costume.
Trying on another race, culture, or identity contributes to stereotypes and causes real harm to communities that have been historically marginalized and who continue to face systemic oppression today.
So, what the fuck can you be?
I think it's wild that you can't even do that day of the dead stuff from Central American countries where that's literally just like you're paying your face as a skeleton.
So, what can you be?
Can't be a ghost.
What does that leave?
Ghost would be mocking like mediums and fortune tellers.
Or you could say that I think that ghost is my family member that he's dressed at and he died tragically.
I don't know what else is on there.
You can't do anything based on any culture anywhere.
You can't mock the pandemic.
Can you mock a different flu or something?
Oh, I'm going to get pulled off for that, Lincoln, saying flu.
Yeah, you better bleep that.
We might actually have to for YouTube.
You will.
Yeah.
You can't.
Could you mock like the 1918 Spanish flu?
Maybe.
I think so.
As a black person, could I dress as a slave?
I think so.
But then they might tell me that I'm not slave enough or I'm not black enough.
You could dress as if it would be offensive if you dressed as a slave from a different country, I think.
Like if it was like the Arab slave trade or something like that.
Or Irish.
Anything could be offensive.
This is just where we're at in this country where they have to say these lines.
The thing you say at the bottom there, where historical oppression, systemic oppression.
We went and did a report the other day at a university, and they have a people of color only lounge.
So we went to go sit in there, of course.
And we asked people, and the white kid says systemic oppression, of course, on this campus.
Black people are marginalized.
Everybody else but white people are marginalized.
Okay, would you be okay with a white or European lounge?
And he says, no, that's white supremacy.
Then I ask a native guy how he feels about it.
He says he just doesn't care.
That's what most people said that aren't white.
They just don't care.
And inside the lounge, there was also a bunch of white girls.
So that was confusing, too.
What?
Yeah, there was a table of white girls doing homework that looked at us like we shouldn't be there.
White women are certain white women, not all white women.
Okay.
But these type, these, what the, how did a fly get in here?
What the hell?
Some white women, bro, are going to destroy the country.
Well, yes.
Yes.
Here is everyone, though.
This is a people of color lounge, and you're in here.
Yeah, I was.
And they were.
No, I'm saying, I'm saying the white girls.
Yeah.
I don't know what, I don't know if people just don't care there.
We got a couple dirty looks, but nobody said anything.
There was nobody monitoring the door.
It was right outside an all-gender bathroom, and then across from justice, like five pride flags of different variations.
You got your trans flag, you got your native trans flag, you got your regular pride flag.
There might have been more, Lincoln, but I didn't see them.
This sounds like a joke.
This is probably one of the more chill campuses for universities in the province.
We've been to, I went through several different universities this summer because they had more vaccine mandates.
They wanted the booster shot mandated.
So we went to the University of Toronto.
Where else did we go?
We went to Durham University, Ontario Tech or whatever.
We went to a different campus.
I would say ask those girls, how do they feel about, you know, the shots altering their periods?
But these type of girls don't want to procreate anyway.
So the sad thing was, is that this is probably the most chill campus of all of them.
And they still just every turn, every corner you go on, every billboard or corkboard you see, it's all be tolerant equality, equity, social justice.
Here's our native speaker coming to teach you about diversity.
And that's the best school you can go to in terms of that stuff.
Yeah.
Yes.
It's definitely.
I don't know what to say about it, bro, but it's something.
Let's move on to social media.
Elon, is he going to save us?
Do you care?
Is he just going to institute it a different way, the censorship?
How do you feel about it?
As long as he brings Trump back, I don't care.
Now, do you think he should bring back basically everyone that they've banned in the same form or just absolutely?
Yeah?
Absolutely.
But Trump was the most entertaining.
Yeah, but he's got his own thing now.
That's the thing.
No, his is truth social.
Kanye owns.
Oh, Parlor.
Yeah, Kanye owned Parlor.
True Social.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, the thing I see now is that there's like three different competitors to Twitter for right-wing people.
And these celebrities that I've never heard of say they're going to leave Twitter, but where are they going to go?
I think they're going to have a rude awakening as to how hard it is to build a social media platform with a couple hundred million users out of the world.
Twitter was before Instagram.
Yeah, Twitter was right around Facebook's time.
Yeah, Twitter been out for a long time.
It went down, then it came back up.
But I don't know, bro.
The thing I don't understand about Twitter is that they were banning people, but you could go watch whole sex tapes on Twitter.
Yeah, that's, I'd imagine it's a way a lot of people make money from that still.
I don't know if you can actually just make money from Twitter content, but it's a lot for promoting anything.
There's terrorist groups on there.
YouTube is not designed to make Alphabet, the company that owned Google's, that owns Google money.
It's apparent to me that a lot of this is just about being able to control the political message.
So that's what I think.
I don't even think Zuckerberg really wants Facebook anymore because it's kind of become this old, you know, grandma-centric social media platform.
He's focusing on like virtual reality and everything.
That's my VR impression right there.
Streets and Virtual Reality00:03:26
Yeah, I got one.
I got an Oculus.
Yeah.
Yeah, and a pocket pussy.
I'm going to be single for forever.
Well, I don't get where you're.
I ain't got to never deal with a bitch again.
I don't know what the goal is there because one of the examples he said was you could call a person on meta.
So you want to call a person who's also wearing goggles to speak face to face with their avatar when you could just use, you know, a video call or a FaceTime.
Yeah, exactly.
That's pretty stupid.
I don't even know how to use that Oculus like that.
I'd be fucking up anyway.
So I'm going to have to get one of my kids to show me.
Doesn't I know this is uh two red band references, but uh I believe he does a podcast or something in virtual reality, doesn't he?
Uh bro, I don't know what he I don't know what that man is doing here at home.
He probably do.
I mean, I know he likes all that technology stuff, so he probably do.
Yeah, um, what does David Lucas want to talk about?
Oh, I'm talking about whatever y'all want to talk about, big dog.
We out here.
I'm out of notes because you answer questions too well.
You answer questions too well.
Exactly.
So, what's the next step for David Lucas?
You're going to this, uh, well, you're not going to this showcase.
Are you just touring?
Are you on your own tour?
Are you going with somebody else around?
Yeah, I feature for people, and I'm I got my own headlining dates.
We had thugging it up.
You know what I love was those videos where you go and talk to people on the street.
You should do that while you're in Winnipeg and make a lot of quiet Canadian people uncomfortable.
Oh, let me find a video person.
I damn sure do it.
Because when you go out into the street and tell people things that they don't expect in Austin, Texas, it really neutralizes them, and you end up getting really good conversations out of them.
I feel like, right, right, right.
Yeah.
I mean, when you have a black guy that looks like me with locks and tattoos and a large frame, you don't expect them to pop up to you and say that I support Trump.
So that throws them off right there.
And, you know, I think you got the Fox News contract coming your way because those questioning people at like gas stations, if they miss the prices from the Trump era, those things are going off the charts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I need to get back out there.
I'm BSing.
Yeah, I need to get back out there and film some more street stuff.
The streets want to hear from me, though.
Streets too.
The streets too.
The streets want to hear from me too, David.
Don't get it twisted, okay?
I go out there and I go in downtown Toronto.
People have no idea who I am.
They don't have any answers to any questions at this point.
At this point in 2022 in Toronto, you ask somebody a political question, they're running away.
They're pretending they don't hear you.
They're pretending you don't exist.
We did this recently with a comedian, and he said, this is stupid.
Nobody will stand and talk.
And it basically makes you feel like everybody is self-censoring themselves.
I don't know if you get that down there.
Self-Censoring Cities00:15:10
Probably not nearly as much, but people don't want to go against the government for anything.
I mean, you know, that's one of the good things about America.
We have sort of free speech, but I mean, also, like, people up there ain't trying to get their bank accounts locked up.
I mean, y'all are a little bit different.
And I can see why people in Canada want to say shit.
I totally get it.
Pardon?
I said, I totally get it.
I totally get it why people in Canada don't want to say anything.
It's this weird, really weird situation we're in.
Nobody really talks about the actual problems in our country.
I mean, we have this trucker convoy commission going on right now, but there isn't really any talks about the gas prices, the inflation rates, the immigration rates.
How much does American politics affect Canada from a Canadian person?
Extremely, it's almost all of it.
And it goes both ways because something happens in the U.S., like a school shooting, and then they say, This is why we ban guns, or this is why we need to ban them more, or something like that.
Or, you know, illegal immigration is a problem in the States.
And then they say in Canada, well, we are compassionate up here and we agree that the border should be, you know, we shouldn't be separating families.
And this is why we give people at our border such great benefits and everything.
So everything that happens from a Republican standpoint in the U.S. becomes something they use to say, hey, this is why we're so liberal because we don't have these problems.
We don't have Republicans.
And this is what will happen if you put a conservative in.
Do you think liberals are trying to create in both America and in Canada?
Do you think liberals are trying to create a new voting group because they know that the older, the people that are getting older see that they're not doing anything.
So they have to allow the illegal immigrants to come in so they can treat them pretty nice so that they'll push for them when it's time for election.
Well, yeah, and I think this happens in most Western countries.
And now it's the controversial great replacement theory is what they try to say.
But I think inherently, especially, and it happens in Europe too with migrants.
If you come to a country and all you really know is that this government brings you in, and in Canada, you'll get a place to live, basically an income, and a very high tier of health care.
You'd say, well, they're doing a great job.
They have all this stuff for me.
So why wouldn't you vote for them and keep that going?
But the problem is, is what eventually happens is that as the system collapses, you are not able to give people all these free things that you promised.
Now, they just announced today, I think it was, 500,000 more immigrants per year by 2025, which you have to understand.
America, I think, lets in just over a million a year legally, but Canada is one-tenth the size, and we're going to let in half that number.
So it doesn't really make mathematical sense.
Yeah, I mean, I remember when I was in Canada, and what's your healthcare call?
It's just like universal health care, they call it.
A lot of people, well, a few people I talked to didn't like it.
What are some of the things that you don't like about universal health care?
Well, if you don't use it, you still pay a lot for it.
And it's not exactly the way people frame it as.
I think I got this fly hole up.
Damn.
So the way Bernie Sanders says we need to have this system like Canada has, he completely lies or he just doesn't know what he's talking about.
I don't know if he, what he's thinking at his age.
But you can have private health care here.
You can have health insurance through your work or you can go and pay like a monthly fee for health insurance like you can in the U.S., I'm sure.
And what it is here is if you don't have anything, then major things are covered.
And I get the benefit of that, but you still pay for prescriptions.
You still pay for an ambulance and everything.
And if you don't use that, I mean, more than a couple times like a year, then you're paying for a lot of stuff.
And what ends up happening here is we have so many government programs is that they're just constantly asking for more and more money.
So through the lockdowns, the government was just pumping money through them left, right, and center.
And everybody still says, well, you're not paying nurses enough.
Oh, you're not building enough hospital beds.
And now what we're facing now is the teachers, like staff union, like the janitors and the teachers' assistants and everything.
They're supposed to be going on strike today because they think that their yearly raise doesn't match inflation.
So they want something crazy like an 11% raise every year.
The government says no, 1%, but inflation, 6%.
So we're just going to keep artificially inflating government wages that other people don't get.
And this is the system we're in where we have all these government programs.
And for some reason, we can afford to put way more money into them than everybody else can earn.
Right, right.
And then the system's supposed to just somehow work.
I don't understand.
Right, true, true.
Hmm.
So my solution is give people a choice to opt out.
I mean, you know, like a lot of, like, in Canada, I'm in Canada, in California.
Similar.
Yeah, very similar.
They were talking about, I think, making the minimum wage like 15 or 20 bucks an hour.
And people were like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, you idiot.
It's all going to balance out.
You're still going to be just as broke as you were before when they increased rent prices and increased grocery prices.
So you might as well just leave it where it's at.
Like, you don't understand cause and effect.
And they try to do a federal minimum wage increase in the U.S.
They keep asking for that.
But the cost of living is so different.
I mean, I haven't been to these places.
I'd imagine rural Alabama doesn't cost as much as Hollywood.
You know what I mean?
So you can't be like, this person gets paid $20 an hour here, and it's the same as getting $20 an hour somewhere else.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, I was in Appleton, Wisconsin, and they had apartments for like $600.
And I'm like, oh, you really can make it off of, you know, $10, $11 an hour here.
I wish.
From what I gather, Wisconsin, Ohio, Michigan, it's pretty much Canada.
I've been to Ohio and Michigan.
It's pretty much Canada, except with different rules.
Yeah, you can have guns, all of them.
Right.
Yeah, we don't have that.
They say they call soda pop just like we do.
That's the main thing I was noticing.
Yeah.
They have some Wendy's.
I don't know what you guys have in Texas.
Some Sonic or something that we don't have?
We have Whataburger.
Steak and Shake.
Steak and Shake?
Yeah, that place is good.
I don't know if we got Steak and Shake in Texas.
I ain't never really seen one.
On the East Coast, they have it.
Is that your internet or my internet tripping?
Is that what?
Who internet tripping?
Mine's or yours?
Yours, apparently.
Damn, bro.
I got Google 5.
It's supposed to be the best shit.
It's always supposed to be the best, but it never is.
We have like two internet companies here.
And phone companies.
Two of everything.
Internet, TV, phone.
What else?
Car.
You have an electric car yet, David?
I ain't going to answer that.
You're friends with Joe Rogan.
He's going to force you to get one.
All he talks about is how fast that new Tesla is.
I ordered one.
Cyber truck or the car?
Cyber truck and the car.
From the apocalypse coming, I guess you're going to need one.
Yeah, when the world ends, I'm driving my car straight through a building just to see if it's really tough like that.
That might be legal in some places, but maybe not after the war.
I can do it if it's at a BLM rally and not get charged.
Did that happen?
But they was doing everything else, so why can't drive a full bill?
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
I like the thought now that they're spreading around the CNNs and the MSNBCs is that there's no crime spike.
Inflation's way down.
Everything's amazing.
Job wages are way up.
Job numbers are way up.
It's this magical thing where after you shut everything down, the numbers start to go back up anyways.
And you crazy.
In America, we are in a toxic relationship with our government.
They continue to fuck us without a condom, and they continue to lie to us.
They lie so much because, like, bro, I see what's out here.
Like, you act like I don't have eyes.
Like, I don't know what the government or mainstream media will have to do.
They had to put me on the news to get people back on their side.
Well, they used to do stuff like that.
They don't do that anymore.
I think of the classic Patrice O'Neal clip of him on Fox News.
Um, where some woman was outraged at him.
Do you remember that?
Yes.
He was like, How do you know what funny is?
Yeah, if they did that, you don't know funny.
CNN would have a lot better viewership if Don Lamone had you on in the morning show, his new morning show.
Man, I don't want to be on that nigga's show.
I reached out to your friend William Montgomery again.
I got him to respond.
I reached out to him on a cameo and he says he's on a beach somewhere.
He burned his legs.
He ruined an Amtrak.
So thank you for.
I don't know if you told him last time, but thank you if you told him anything about me.
Order a cameo for me, nigga.
You want me to?
Hell yeah.
How much do you cost?
For you, 200.
200.
William Montgomery is going 55 Canadian.
So you got some competition.
Oh, let me know how much mine is Canadian.
David Lucas Cameo.
40 U.S. 54.
It's the same thing.
All right.
I'll order that soon.
And then I'll use it to, I'll exploit you in your labor for my own gains with that.
Yeah, order like 10 of them.
Yeah, David, I make that much money that I can just order $500 worth of cameos, okay?
Man, you got a studio.
I wish I could have taken the money instead of the studio.
No, the studio's nice.
You got an office?
Not my own office.
Who you share it with?
I share it with two writers, writer Dave and writer Doug.
He used to have his own office.
Yeah, it was taken away from me, David Lucas.
Oh, I can't even snatch that bad.
They're like, you out here talking against us.
It's because I had you on, basically.
Good.
How did our episode do online?
I don't know.
They all do better when you're actually sitting here or something.
It's the number one thing I've noticed.
So that's more incentive for you to come to Toronto.
Give me some money, bit.
Yeah, I'm just about to come out there for free.
The comedy clubs will pay you.
I'm just, you know, this is a friendly, like, I'll come to Texas.
You don't have to pay me.
I'll pay you in content.
Isn't that what they say?
I'll pay you in exposure.
Oh, yeah, I'm over that, bro.
We'll go out.
We'll do some street content.
I'll take you to a local poutineery that you love.
Hold on one sec.
I'm matching with a bitch on Tinder.
No, you're not.
Why are you lying, David?
You're talking to.
I know, I'm joking.
You're a faithful man.
You're probably married.
No, I ain't married.
Courthouse kind of guy, no big wedding kind of guy.
Don't know, girl.
Want to marry my crazy ass?
Oh, man.
How much time do we have here, Olivia?
She doesn't know.
Okay.
We can keep going if you have something.
Why you got a useless white girl?
A what?
You got a useless white girl.
Wow.
Are you going to take that, Olivia?
What choice she got?
She in Toronto.
She's canceling that cameo right now, I think.
She'll be all right.
Well, David, it was great to have you again.
Ask her does she want a real job working in my studio.
I'm joking.
She's not opposed.
Texas Freedom, the American National Anthem, Tex-Mex.
That's the number one thing I would go there for is the Tex-Mex.
David, the food in Austin is amazing.
When you come down here, I'll treat y'all.
Appreciate that.
Here's the barbecue.
We have a barbecue here.
Y'all food is disgusting, bro.
I'm told it's better than England and Scotland still, though.
Leah, England has horrible food.
Shout out Lewis Brackpool in the UK.
But Canada, Canada is right there.
It's not far.
That's why you got to get the French food from my people.
Things smothered in cheese and gravy.
Joe Rogan's favorite restaurant is in Montreal, Quebec, just for the record.
See?
Bro, every restaurant he goes to is his favorite restaurant.
I've heard that every time we go to a restaurant, he's like, this is my favorite restaurant.
It's got elk meat, I guess.
He's a real big steak eater.
Yeah.
I wish I could afford these steaks, David Lucas.
Again, this is Canadian money here.
It's basically monopoly money at this point.
Damn, bro.
Is that bad?
Yeah, it is.
You get a discount.
When you come to Canada, you'll notice you're getting like a 35% discount on everything.
When we see a commercial from the U.S. and talks about a $1.99 menu or a 99-cent menu, you know that's not Canada.
You know that's not being offered here.
Why?
Was it like you said I get a 35% discount in Canada?
Yeah, just from the exchange rate.
Ask For Nothing00:07:54
Oh, got you, got you.
But you ever heard the phrase, those who ask for nothing get everything?
Yes.
That's kind of how it is in the world of entertainment, bro.
As long as when you don't come to, especially people like Rogan and other big names I work with, when you don't come to them with your handout, they'll do whatever they can for you.
I'll keep that in mind when I meet David Lucas.
Just sit there looking sad and he'll do.
Dude, I damn sure ain't about to give you shit.
Come on, man.
Come on.
I'll give you some barbecue.
That's what I want.
And a rain water when you get down here.
I've got my, what are those sticks called?
Sticks.
I got a bunch of them.
The things that let you drink any water.
Life straws.
I got a bunch of those.
You know what that is?
Well, let me pee in some toilet water, then you drink it.
I'll do it.
$1,000 with a life straw.
You ain't French.
You white.
You're sick, man.
You're a sick man.
This is what you want to do.
I give you $1,000 if you let me pee in my toilet.
Then you use that life straw to drink it.
Does it have to be on camera or no?
Hell yeah.
It's going to be on camera, bro.
$1,000.
I'll have to think about it.
And I'm talking about, I'm about to make sure I was drinking the night before.
You're about to get some liquor, Pete.
That'll be how I get my big break.
This ain't going to be no water, Pete.
This is going to be liquor, Pete.
This shit going to be stank.
It's going to be stanking dark.
I'm going to be getting on all the podcasts now after that.
Hell yeah, bro.
That's going to blow you up right there.
You'll probably get a life straw commercial.
Like, you'll be the.
I'll be the spring person for life straw.
For real.
You'll probably get a deal.
Are you sick of not being able to drink your own urine?
Life straw.
Bear Greels drunk his own pee.
He showed us how to do it on that show he used to have.
Bear Grills.
Right.
Joe Rogan did it too, now that we're talking about him.
He did it on like a radio show.
Yeah.
Joe Rogan was.
Leota Machita is another guy, former UFC fighter who did it.
Brazilians, you know.
David Lucas, make sure you tell Tony Hinchcliffe to come on my show because I love him.
Appreciate all your hard work on YouTube.
Again, one of the fastest channels that I've seen grow in a long time.
Probably because nobody, pardon?
When we first met, I was at 15,000.
I believe so.
And I'm at like 110,000 now.
That's right.
And that podcast was like just earlier this year, right?
Yeah, I think probably around February or March.
We'd have to go back to check.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
I can check right now.
Let me go look.
See when I posted that clip.
I pay close attention, hoping you'll post the shirtless videos, but I never get them.
That's what I'm really waiting for.
What shirtless videos?
The ones you've been sending me, man.
Oh, this boy hit crazy.
Let me see.
We also had you on to talk about the Chappelle thing, so don't confuse the two.
David Lucas, Rebel News, Andrew says, What's the most exciting?
When I got on your show, was I on.
Oh, I forgot.
They took that video down.
April 10th, 2022.
Damn.
May, June, July, August, September, October.
So six months.
Yeah, and almost 100,000 more.
They took that video down.
I forgot, bro.
Which one?
When I was on your podcast.
Who's they?
Oh, no, they didn't.
It's right here.
April.
Yeah.
It's just Shadow Band.
That's all.
More men in women's sports, please was the title.
Perfect.
More men in women's advent.
Yeah, I remember on your page, there were some comments.
They didn't like me.
That just happens, you know.
They're like, who is he?
Who is he to say men can play women's sports?
They took it the wrong way, is why they thought you were actually advocating that men play in women's sports when I thought the obvious joke was that if they do that, like LeBron James, they will dominate and people will see the hypocrisy, David Lucas.
But, you know, the internet's the internet.
It's internet.
I-N-N-A-N-E-T.
Or George Bush.
The Internet of Herbie.
You want to invest in the Internet with me?
I do.
Internet 2.0.
We won't do that conference.
That's all we heard.
Internet.
I-N-N-A-N-E-T.
Internet.
Internet.
Like Internet James?
No, just Internet.
I don't know what's happening.
What are you trying to tell me?
That's going to be my thing.
The Internet.
And what does it do?
It's going to be like the Internet, but it's the Internet.
And what's the difference?
It'll be affordable Internet, but it's called the Internet.
It won't have the R. Net Zero.
You remember that?
Yeah, it'll probably Bluetooth Wi-Fi.
Well, this sounds like a very profitable company, David.
I'd like to get in on the ground floor and be your Steve Wozniak.
You want to invest $15,000 right now while you're on the air?
And then I'll match it?
I'll invest $15,000 while I'm on the air.
I don't know.
Something just cut out there.
I already agreed to a cameo, David.
You can't ring me this dry.
Are abortions covered under that healthcare for all?
They are.
There's no restrictions at all in Canada, which is insane, I think.
So you can be eight months.
Yes.
Be like, shoot this nigga.
That's what they do.
That's an investment.
Open your own Planned Parenthood, maybe.
That's an investment.
I'm glad you told me that I'll never pull out of a Canadian bitch again.
Well, you can get an abortion up to the day you get birth.
Shut up.
This is a learning channel.
We're about to be bought out by TLC.
That's dope, though, bro.
You know, every time I show people your comedy, they say, what's that?
And I say, it's his vape.
He's the guy who vapes on stage all the time.
David, thank you.
When are you going to be in Winnipeg?
Y'all don't celebrate Thanksgiving the same time as we do.
No, that was last month.
Yeah, because I'm there during American Thanksgiving.
DavidLucasComedy.com.
I'm about to tell you, David LucasComedy.com.
I'm in Winnipeg from November 22nd through the 26th.
Get them tickets.
There you go.
Winnipegians, Winnipeggers, whatever you call yourselves.
DavidLucas.com.
Final words, anything else?
Hey, DavidLucasComedy.com.
David LucasFunny on IG.
Holla at your boy.
Set aside where they get to the stalling.
House side where they get to the walking.
No side for the people that's off in.
Russellin, my boy, you know that I'm talking.
Hey, Russellin, my boy, you know that I'm talking.
Hey, look, rushlin, my boy, you know that I'm sent aside.
I don't trust a single soul inside.
Need to euthanize.
Sit on their ass while they loot the guys.
With their suits and ties, we rip them off with the strength of gods.
If I see Nancy Pelosi or Kevin McCarthy, we fighting like Blue Decide.