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Nov. 27, 2015 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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November 27, 2015, Friday, Hour #1
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Live from ice station EIB.
It's open line Friday.
Yes, a miracle ankenmoon is away.
And this is your rigorously vetted refugee guest host, Mark Snow.
Rigorously, no one could be more vetted as a guest host than your refugee guest hosts.
Mark Bain will be here Monday.
He hasn't been uh vetted at all.
Uh and Rush will return live on Tuesday.
Happy Black Friday to you, commemorating the day, the historic day that the pilgrims markdown beads, 40% at the Plymouth Plantation discount mark.
We are live at Ice Station EIB in far northern New Hampshire.
If I sound a little tired, uh I was camped up uh outside my general store uh all night for their Black Friday special on plaid when they opened up uh this morning was uh it was terrific.
Anyway, I hope you had a great Thanksgiving.
Lots of bargains uh today for you bargain hunters uh out and about.
ISIS are uh offering eighty percent off U.S. Humvees.
They've got far more than they need now.
Uh so they're offering terrific bargains on uh state-of-the-art U.S. Humvees.
They've uh hardly been used, just uh six miles on the clock when the Iraqi army guy drove it to the edge of town and then fled on foot.
Uh and they're fully loaded.
Uh so they come with a child bride in the passenger seat and then a spare child bride in the trunk, and of course a suicide bomb under the hood.
Uh and uh ISIS uh are also offering, I believe, uh 100% off heads.
You bring the head and they'll take 100% off.
It's a great deal.
Uh if you like your uh nine-year-old sex slaves, uh just today, Black Friday with ISIS, uh, buy two for just $1595, and they'll throw in the third for free.
But uh ISIS wants you to gift responsibly.
So remember, a nine-year-old sex slave isn't just for Christmas.
She's supposed to last until groundhog day at least.
Uh by the way, at the Islamic State uh discount burqa warehouse, every day is uh is Black Friday.
The Iraqi military, they've also got some great Black Friday bargains.
Uh you take uh just one of their tanks, and the entire division will throw in the towel at no extra charge.
And by the way, if you're one of the few nations in the world that is not a member of President Obama's famous 65 Nation coalition, uh if you enroll today, uh he'll enroll the country next door to you automatically at no extra charge, and he'll send you completely free your membership kit, including an uh actual bumper sticker saying proud to be a member of the world's all-time largest coalition.
He's also offering a great deal today.
Black Friday deals on hashtags.
You know how it is, every time uh something bad happens somewhere, and the U.S. government issues a picture of uh Gen Sackey at the State Department holding up a piece of cardboard saying hashtag united for Ukraine, and it's great, but then uh, you know, a couple of weeks later, something bad happens somewhere else, and they have to issue a new hashtag saying hashtag united for Paris.
Well, now you can be ready for whatever atrocity comes along with the new all-purpose official Obama administration hashtag uh united for your atrocity here.
And it and uh it's great.
It's you don't need it's the only hashtag you'll ever need.
It's the one-stop shop for all your hashtag needs.
It's just one great.
You don't have to worry about updating your hashtag the next time something sad happens.
Uh and it also comes in an alternative version if you remember Michelle Obama holding up that piece of cardboard about all the schoolgirls uh who'd been kidnapped, and Michelle Obama looked put on a sad-looking face and held up that cart piece of cardboard saying, Hashtag bring back our girls.
Uh did the did the girls ever get brought back, by the way.
No?
Oh.
There's a surprise.
Uh well, now you can get an official Michelle Obama hashtag that automatically changes to whatever you need brought back.
So you can have hashtag bring back our girls, hashtag bring back our humvees, hashtag bring back our Benghazi consular furniture.
The Obama administration all-time, official all-purpose hashtag, uh, will do it for you every time.
So uh so we'll hope you'll uh you'll check that uh that bargain out.
Uh by the way, there's lots more bargains uh around today.
If you're if you're looking for a presidential candidate, uh Jim Gilmore, George Pataki, and Jeb Bush, a price to clear, so be on the lookout for that.
Hey, Thanksgiving notwithstanding, it's the end of the week.
And you know what that means.
I don't know.
Are we in sunny South Florida?
No.
Uh I was I was gonna I was gonna say, if uh if this is sunny South Florida, that that global warming is uh is really getting out of control because it's about twenty three degrees here this morning.
Uh the uh the ice flows.
The ice flows are swamping Palm Beach.
Yes.
Yes, it's open line Black Friday, one eight hundred two eight two eight eight two.
You know how this works.
But it works with a little bit of a different wrinkle today because uh Rush, when he was here Wednesday, did uh kind of sort of open line Wednesday, open line Friday on Wednesday.
So we're doing a kind of sorta uh semi open line Black Friday.
But what it does mean is if you wish to take the conversation in an entirely different direction, you are free to do it by calling 1800-282-2882.
The Obama administration uh set a fine example of this when they issued instructions, the Democrat Party issued instructions on how to deal with your racist Republican uncle or your homophobic conservative grandmother on Thanksgiving.
So that you could be sitting there round the Thanksgiving table, enjoying the turkey and the cranberry and all the rest of it, and having a nice conversation about uh whatever families talk about when they get together, what I don't know, grandma's uh urinary tract infection or something all the family can join in on that.
Not political at all, really.
And then the Democrats issued instructions on how to change it to Grandma's deeply ingrained prejudice against Caitlin Jenner or whatever.
So that is now how we are operating under Democrat Party rules on the show today.
1-800-282-2882.
I could be talking about the economy, but you just call up like that and switch the conversation to transgendered bathrooms, whatever you want to talk about.
Uh that's how it works.
1-800-282-2882.
And I'd love to hear, by the way, from any uh liberals who had great success with confronting their grossly transphobic grandmothers uh round the Thanksgiving table.
Uh the t the Daily Caller instead has a story on how many people on Twitter how were horrified to discover at Thanksgiving that everyone else in their family supports Trump.
Haley Nicole, my family likes Trump, Turner Evans.
I just found out my entire family is voting for Trump.
OMFG, whatever that means.
Grayson Bivens, I just found out three-fifths of my family is voting for Donald Trump.
Emily Adams, I have family trying to convince me to vote for Trump.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Brooke found out my sister-in-law is the only sane person in my family who isn't voting for Trump.
Who is Brooke's sister-in-law?
If you're Brooke's sister-in-law and you're out there and you're supporting Jim Gilmore, give me a call.
I'd love to hear from you.
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Uh Carly, my uncle was seriously talking to my family about how he supports Trump, and my aunt and I had to leave the room and comfort each other.
Sarah Milton, my family is voting Trump.
I'm gone.
I'm out.
So uh maybe the Democrat Party's plan to get everyone talking about Caitlin Jenner didn't quite work out as uh work out as intended.
But we will talk about that.
I usually say at the stop at the top of the show, because We're coming live from Ice Station EIB, which is a stone's throw from uh the uh the Canadian border.
And I always I usually say, if you're fleeing the country, uh do swing by and say hello.
You can't miss us.
We've got a big sign on the highway saying last rush guest host before the border.
And I I can't say that now because you can't flee the country.
The United States State Department has issued a worldwide travel alert.
Uh I don't know if you've ever seen these travel advisories.
Normally they're specific.
They're to one town or to one region or to one country.
I spoke about six weeks ago in the Danish Parliament in Copenhagen on the tenth anniversary of the famous Mohammed cartoons.
And the US State Department issued a travel advisory advising American citizens to go nowhere near my event and nowhere near Christiansborg, the big uh castle where the Danish Parliament is.
Uh and I was thrilled about that because I didn't actually get the travel advisory from the US State Department until I was actually in the Daily Danish Parliament about to stand up and speak.
Because if I'd got it in time, I wouldn't uh I would have obviously not attended my own event because it's obviously unsafe to be anyone around me.
And that's normally how these travel advisories work.
They say steer clear of this guy Stein and this event in Copenhagen.
And that's fine.
Now they've issued a travel advisory.
Now the whole planet is unsafe.
Uh even as America every American campus is arguing about, ooh, it's have have we got a little safe space here, and we've got to have a little safe space there.
The the State Department has declared the entire rest of the planet an unsafe space.
Don't go there.
Stay clear, shelter in place until February the twenty-sixth.
That's how long it lasts.
We don't know what's happening on February the twenty-sixth.
Maybe parts of the planet, maybe there'll be a small town in New Zealand, rural New Zealand, maybe, maybe there'll be a picturesque village in Finland that the State Department thinks uh it's okay to give the all clear to, and and it might be safe for Americans to visit there.
But as it is, they've issued a worldwide travel in advisory.
The entire planet is one big unsafe space until February the twenty-sixth.
So if you're making plans, forget it.
Shelter in place until February the twenty-seventh, and then well, that's probably they're probably going to be the flights are probably all going to be booked up on February 27th.
You might have to leave it till the twenty eighth.
But that's the world Obama's made.
Remember the way it was in the 2012 campaign?
Uh Obama and Biden told us the terrorists on the run.
They've run everywhere.
They've run everywhere.
On the one hand, Obama tells us the JV team.
We gotta we've got 'em contained.
We've got 'em contained.
He's contained them to the rest of the planet.
That's how brilliant the guy is.
Mark Stein, one-eight hundred-two eight two-282.
Open line, Black Friday on the EIB network.
Open line Black Friday on the EIB network, one-eight hundred-two eight two-two-eight eight two.
I love to hear.
I love to hear from liberal callers, and I would especially love to hear uh from Bernie Sanders fans.
I think the last time I was sitting here, Bernie.
I've I've followed Bernie a long time.
Don't get me wrong.
Uh got a lot of uh I'm not sure I'd call it respect, but I got a certain kind of admiration for Bernie Sanders because uh he's about as alien uh in many ways to the state of Vermont as anybody could be, and I've watched him rise from mayor of Burlington, Vermont, to conquer all the rural hinterlands of Vermont and uh become senator.
And the last time I saw him uh uh I was uh I was on this show, last time I was here, he was in the lead in both Iowa, he was leading Hillary Clinton in Iowa and New Hampshire, and he ain't now.
And uh I think a lot of it goes to him wimping out, wimping out.
All this feel the burn stuff.
There's no feel the burn.
You don't notice the burn, he could set your butt on fire and you wouldn't notice it.
Because he wimped out on the Hillary email thing in that first debate, and since then he's been he's uh every everyone saw that first debate and figured they'd just found four minimum wage uh uh film extras to play the part of Hillary's Opposition, because they were they were just it was like Gladys Knight and the Pips there, you know, they were the uh they were the boys behind her and uh and she just had the whole thing to herself.
And Bernie, who was a serious contender, wimped out.
So if you're a Bernie Sanders fan, I'd like to know uh call 1 eight hundred two eight two two eight two eight eight one eight hundred two eight two eight eight two.
Uh I would like to know if you're not disappointed at at where your guy's headed since he wimped out on that whole email thing.
If you want to win, you've got to win.
He whimped out on the Black Lives Matter thing.
He people just hijacked the stage from him and he just stood there like a big panty waste and let them do it.
And then he and then he did the same with Hillary uh a couple of weeks later.
And since then he's been in second place.
He was in the lead in Iowa and New Hampshire, and he has to win at least one of those, and actually probably both of those uh and he's not going to do it just being Mr. Wimpsville.
So if you're a Bernie fan, uh I'd like to hear your thoughts on that.
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The the vetting of the refugees, they don't vet nothing here.
They say they go through a two year vetting process.
There's no such thing.
There's a the process takes two years.
That's because anything doing uh unless you actually just uh uh take a flat bottom skiff across the Rio Grande, anything involving official US immigration takes if you're lucky two years, and if you're unlucky ten years.
Uh if you want to bring in Mary Poppins to be the nanny to your cute little uh four-year-old, you'll be lucky to get her here in time for uh her the kid going off to college.
That's how long it takes if you want to just bring Mary Poppins over officially.
And it doesn't mean that the th don't don't mistake me.
That doesn't mean there's a rigorous ten year vetting process.
It just means it takes ten years, and then when they finally get around to your application, it takes six minutes.
And that's what this two year vetting process with the useless US legal immigration system is uh that uh they will take two years, it'll take two years because they'll do nothing for two years, and then they'll look at Mohammed bin Muhammad Al Mohammed and they'll stamp it yay or nay and let him in.
But they don't check nothing.
They don't check nothing, and there ain't nothing to check in this particular case.
Uh, but that's all it is.
So when they say this, oh rigorously vetted over two yeah, two year period, that means the file sits on top of a desk in the department of paperwork somewhere gathering dust for two years, and then when it comes to Mohammed bin Mohammed Al Mohammed's turn, they just blow the dust off it, stamp it, and let the guy in.
That's all that means.
That's all the rigorous vetting processes.
And it's important because the the fascinating thing about this attack in Paris is that they were supposedly lone wolves, and as usual, the lone wolves turn out to be known wolves.
In other words, these are people, the people who pulled off the Paris attack, are not people who were unknown to the authorities.
They were the people who are already in the databases and in the computers.
They were the people, in other words, who'd been rigorously vetted.
Abdul Hamid Abaud, the mastermind of the Paris attack.
Uh he's been in the system for at least two years.
How do we know this?
Uh because he was on official an official European Union watch list.
In twenty fourteen, German authorities flagged Abdulhamid Aboud's departure at Cologne Bonn Airport for Turkey, which is the gateway to Syria.
So generally, if you're if you're on a watch list and you're flying to uh Turkey, it means you're headed to Syria to train with the Islamic State.
He was on the watch list, so they flagged the fact that he'd got on the plane.
It doesn't mean anybody detains him.
It doesn't mean they detain him when he manages to get back into the country.
It just means they spend millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars watching these guys to the point where the German security services have been completely overwhelmed by it.
So they're not lone wolves, they're known wolves.
These are the guys who are in the system.
These are the guys who were in the system.
The other fellas were the mayor of uh this uh Molenbeek, this Brussels suburb where uh these other participants in in the thing uh lived and operated.
She was given their names uh a few months beforehand, did nothing about it, the mayor.
And this is this is how it is with the people whose names are known.
We're wasting wasting billions of dollars tracking these people every time they fly in or out of Western airports and then doing nothing uh a year, two years later when they blow up or they shoot somebody or they firebomb something.
These are the guys who are rigorously vetted, rigorously rigorously watched, and then pull it off anyway.
Hey, great to be with you.
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Um the the these uh internet uh lads uh at Anonymous, uh the ones who've hijacked into the Islamic State Twitter feed, uh they have now uh because the the I love the way all the hipster uh progressives think they understand social media and they've done nothing except have these useless hashtags so they th uh a picture of Gen Saki saying united for Ukraine on a piece of cardboard goes
viral.
That's what the hipster progressives have done with social media.
Uh the lads at ISIS use social media to disseminate snuff videos as a recruiting tool, and it works for them.
They get thousands, thousands of people signing up all over the planet.
And these clever fellows at Anonymous, who are the internet activists, have now uh hacked into the Islamic State Twitter feeds and uh and redirected them to Rick Astley singing his big eighties pop hit, um uh never uh never gonna what is it never gonna never gonna give you uh never gonna let you down.
And so you're like you're hot for jihad, and you go to the Islamic State Twitter feed, and the next thing you know, your thoughts of chopping the heads off the infidels and getting yourself a nine-year-old child bride are completely forgotten because you're grooving around to Rick Hassinger, never gonna g give you, never gonna let you down, never gonna let you out of your burker.
I can't remember how it goes.
How's it go?
Uh I was I was once on a uh a BBC show with Rick Astley years ago.
Around the time are never gonna give you up.
And he did and he was a great guy, I love Rick.
Don't get me wrong, I love Rick Astley, and frankly, at this stage, Rick Astley has got a better chance of defeating ISIS than Obama's 65 Nation coalition.
So I'm I'm not opposed to this strategy.
Uh, but he did the uh he he he did the worst version of uh chestnuts roasting on an open fire that I've that I've ever heard.
That line, uh what's it got?
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe.
And he sang it as everybody knows a turkey.
And uh that actually can be true if you've spent Thanksgiving with Democrats Hectoring you about how transphobic you are.
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Let's go to Jimmy in Gold Thwaite, Texas.
Jimmy, you're live on the Rush Limbaugh Show.
Great to have you with us.
Hey, how's it going?
It's going good.
What's on your mind today?
Um your information on the vetting process refugees?
Uh what do you mean?
The the information on the day the two year periods.
Well you said you said that it was a six minute um no, I'm sure there's a little bit of sarcasm, but but you said it's two years they said two year vetting process.
No, I know I know six m six minutes is what it was to let me in, right?
Okay.
Six minutes that's an that's not an exaggeration.
That's when I was when I was admitted to your great country, Jimmy, uh I was uh I was worried because you know uh I was hiding uh a parking ticket in Saskatoon from uh 1987.
I didn't want to disclose that.
And my lawyer said to me, don't worry about a thing because they spend six minutes on each application and then vote it up and down.
Now that's for people who can be that's for people who who who come from countries with databases.
What to have to vet something, you have to have some information.
Now let's say your name is Jimmy and you live in Aleppo, Syria.
What do you write on your form that I can check?
Tell me that.
Right.
Family address.
You you write your address in Aleppo, and it's a big crater hole now.
So I can't check that.
Where do I check your address with the Aleppo DMV?
That doesn't exist anymore.
Right.
What what can I check?
Tell me something that you would apply that a Syrian refugee coming to this country writes on his form that can be verified.
Yeah, really, I guess a name and then checking I mean, maybe a picture.
I don't know if they send a picture in and then with the intel that we have on uh the the known the people of interest.
Um they're not people I don't know.
No, you're you're right, you're right, Jimmy, that we do have certain kinds of biometric information on people.
And do you know what that is?
Do you know the most basic kind of biometric information?
They have the fingerprints that they recovered from some of the IEDs uh that killed uh soldiers in Iraq.
So in other words, when an uh an uh improvised explosive device goes off in Iraq and kills American or Iraqi or British or other allied soldiers, uh they they take the pieces of the IED and they take the fingerprints.
So they've got fingerprints of people who blew up American soldiers, right?
And those guys still got in through the refugee program.
Right?
That's how they're they're one of the few people, you know, so i i they're because if you didn't kill American soldiers, not everybody in the Middle East has blown up a large number of American soldiers.
But the ones who do often leave their DNA and their fingerprints on the remnants of the bomb.
And those guys are in the system and they still got through, Jimmy.
That's the trouble.
You're being, you know, uh one advantage that legal immigrants have is they uh well, actually not even legal immigrants.
You know, the whole system here, the whole system is just designed uh uh f for box checking purposes.
That's what it is.
There's a there's a form and there's a piece of paperwork, and none of it means anything.
It's all about uh as long as you complete the form, as long as you answer the form, uh they'll they'll let you through.
So if you say your name is Mohammed Al Mohammed bin Mohammed and you live at twenty-seven Elm Street in Aleppo, uh they will they will let you uh they will let you you come in just because they've got no means of checking that.
They that's the the questions they are.
The whole system is designed uh essentially uh to uh find uh just just for people to answer questions, fill in the paperwork, and it doesn't and it doesn't make any difference.
I I flew into Australia a couple of years ago, and they have quite a strict system there.
They're an island continent, basically, and they don't want to have uh a lot of people busting in, so they uh they're they actually have quite a strict immigration system.
And I remarked on this to the young uh to the to the nice middle-aged lady who admitted me into the kingdom uh to into uh the uh country into Australia, uh Her Majesty's immigration official, and I uh made a little bit of grumbling about the landing card I'd had to fill in, and she said, Oh, it's no big deal, just a couple of questions to do with not bringing in fruit and meat.
And she said, Well, you should have seen the form I had to fill in because before I could visit America.
They asked me if I had syphilis, and I didn't believe her, and I went and looked it up.
And this is from the official permission to travel to the United States for citizens of friendly nations from uh Australia, from Britain, from Denmark, from Switzerland, those kind of places.
You can find this online.
Question one.
Do you have gonorrhea leprosy syphilis or lymphranuloma wenarium?
If you have to ask what lymphogranuloma wenarium is, be very grateful, because it's not something you want to have, especially round about Thanksgiving.
Now, do you think so they ask, do you have that's the first question.
The government of the United States asks an Australian businessman on a business trip to new to New York.
Do you have gonorrhea, leprosy, syphilis, or lymphogranuloma wenarium?
Right?
That's the first question.
That's for an Australian businessman.
Uh that's for a backpacker from New Zealand.
Uh that's from a uh a nice family from Switzerland that's visiting Disney World.
Do you have gonorrhea, leprosy, syphilis, or lymphogranuloma winarium?
Now, do you think in a million years, in all the time that question has been questioned one on the permission to travel to the United States form, that anyone has ever checked whether the Australian businessman or the French divorcee looking to have a romantic weekend with John Kerry on the Cape.
Do you think anybody has ever checked or vetted that the gonorrhea leprosy syphilis or lymphogranuloma wenerium question that they answered that truthfully and accurately?
And these are people coming from uh countries with databases.
Now they will be say asking people from Syria, uh, do you have any intention to commit mass murder attacks on soccer stadiums uh on uh musical theatre, concert venues, or uh restaurants and sidewalk cafes.
And the guy will everybody will check the no box and nobody will look any further.
Mark sign in for Rush.
We'll take more of your calls straight ahead.
Oh yeah, I was I was hot for jihad until I heard this.
Rick Astley.
Oh, uh's that thing go again.
Never gonna give Oh, I love it.
I love I was always going to blow up, I wanted to chop their head off the infidels, and then I never gonna give you up and now I just want to be groovy and groove with Rick Astley.
If you go to a if you go to a I an ISIS social media site, and let's face it, who doesn't?
I visit them at least twelve, fourteen times a day.
Uh and uh they now redirect you, they've been hacked into by Anonymous and they redirect you to uh Rick Astley.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
That's uh never gonna give you up, though.
That is that could be the ISIS theme song, it just uh require if they they they hate music, so that because they destroyed all these musical instruments.
They captured uh the Benghazi Philharmonic Orchestra or something uh uh a couple of months back, and they destroyed all their instruments on the Libyan beach.
Uh but if they weren't that opposed to music, never gonna give you up would be a great.
Uh no, I don't want to I don't want to get a fat one.
Mike is uh suggesting I want to fatwa on Rick Astley.
No, I don't, I have enough trouble with it.
I got nothing, by the way.
Uh there's gonna be a fatwa on me.
It's like you talk about You talk about ISIS.
You talk uh about the uh presidential campaign, you talk about the attacks on Paris.
You talk about the useless vetting procedure.
I've been bombarded during the last commercial break with about thirty-seven thousand emails from people saying, I didn't like what you said about Rick Astley's Christmas record.
That was completely uncalled for.
I just to be clear here, I don't want to fatwa against me from Rick Astley fans.
I like uh I like Rick Astley.
He uh someone uh just tweet he did a great version of one for my baby, one more for the road with uh rumour, who's a very trendy pop star.
So I got no problem with Rick Astley.
I got a problem with ISIS.
I don't mind going head to head with this Al Baghdadi Caliph guy.
But I'm not gonna I know I know when I've got a sporting chance, I'm not gonna go head to head with uh with with Rick Astley.
So I'm I'm cool with Rick Astley.
Don't don't worry about that.
Now I was talking about these uh these these forms, these questions that they uh they are, the rigorous vetting procedure.
Uh the questions they waste their time asking you if you for any tourist who enters the United States, and they get that's the first question.
The first question is whether you have syphilis.
That's the first question.
Um and then the uh the second question is about uh do you have a mental disorder, right?
Now you think about this.
How many people who are mentally ill?
This is the you can find this on the internet.
It's the official State Department form if you're an Australian tourist visiting Disney World.
Do you have a mental disorder?
How many people who are mentally ill are capable of filling in a form saying they're mentally ill?
But if you're a Swiss tourist, that's the second question that the government of the United States asks you.
Question three.
Quote, are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities?
Uh and it's a yes or no thing.
So you might be a criminal, you might be coming here to engage in criminal activities, but you're in a very moral criminal.
You're not planning to sleep with any women uh while you're here, so you're just engaging in criminal activities, not immoral ones.
On the other hand, you might just be an immoral person.
You might just be coming here to nail every chick on the entire campus of Georgetown Law School, but you're not planning on any criminal activities.
But question three just says doesn't distinguish between them.
It's just a straight yes or no.
If you're criminal, you must be immoral.
If you're immoral, you must be criminal.
It's not even doesn't even make any sense.
Question four.
This will be a great one for all you fans of Spectre.
Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage?
That's question four.
On the form they ask every single German businessman coming uh to to spend forty-eight hours doing business in New York.
Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage?
Yes, the names Bond.
James Bond.
License to kill.
I'm highly trained not to crack when I'm strapped to the table and Blofeld's laser is drilling into my brain to find the part that will reduce me to a gibbering vegetable.
Uh but no one can withstand the psychological torture of United States Homeland Security form question number four.
Uh his that's not all in question four, by the way.
Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage, or in terrorist activities or genocide, or between nineteen thirty-three and nineteen forty-five, were you involved in any way in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?
So every nineteen-year-old New Zealand backpacker who comes to America is asked whether he was a practicing Nazi between nineteen thirty-three and nineteen forty-five.
And as I said, the point here is not he says, Oh yes, actually I was.
Let's say then he's a he says he was.
They don't check it.
They don't check everything anything.
The form is designed, so you just go, uh are you a genocidal prostitute?
No.
Are you engaging in immoral espionage?
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Everyone checks every no on the box, and then all the no forms sit in some big facility somewhere in uh what must be the world's biggest landfill somewhere in the middle of the desert in the Nevada desert somewhere.
They've got a like a thirty square mile area with that goes miles and miles down the ground where all these stupid forms that nobody has ever checked are buried.
And this is the system that will be vetting all the guys coming under the supposed guise of Syrian refugees.
Mark sign in Farush, Mordecop.
Hey, forget ISIS, forget Paris.
The University of Western Washington is being roiled over a controversy that its mascot, a Viking, is racist, and the whole campus is being divided about it.
That's how bad it is, folks.
There are no safe spaces anywhere.
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