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I mentioned just before the break that New York Democrats are pushing Michael Bloomberg to run for president.
Things get worse.
In New York City, de Blasio is way worse than Bloomberg.
And the crime levels in American cities, not just Baltimore where they're breaking records, but in other major American Democrat-run urban centers, certainly testify to the fact that if you were looking for a superb Democrat candidate to run, you'd certainly go for a mayor, like the former mayor of Baltimore, Mike O'Malley, who's running against Hillary.
But the trouble is the Democrats have figured out they've got, what is it, Snowjob and the three dwarfs right now, because they've got this O'Malley guy from Maryland.
They've got Bernie Sanders, who is the Vermont, was supposed to be the big populist hero from Vermont.
He was going to be the Howard Dean, as Hillary is this season's John Kerry, the unlikable stiff.
And Bernie Sanders is not pulling his weight so far.
As I said, Ralph Nader actually was saying what hardcore socialists like Bernie ought to be saying if they're going to go up, if they're going to take the time.
You know, come on, man, get real.
You're supposed to be a red-blooded socialist and you're wimping out when it comes to this hideous corporatist shill here, this woman who's on the take from some of the vilest regimes in the world, and you're tap-dancing and pussy-footing around the issues.
Call yourself a revolutionary socialist.
Man up, Bernie, and speak truth to Hillary.
There's no point to you being in this race if you don't.
Because otherwise it's all down to Lincoln Chaffee.
Remember Lincoln Chaffee?
He's one of these House of Lords guys.
His dad was one of these squishy, squishy, squish, squish New England Republicans.
I met him at the time of the impeachment trial.
Awfully nice fellow.
He was like 87 or whatever then.
Decent old stick.
Squishy as they come.
Voted to acquit Bill Clinton in the impeachment trial.
Squish, squish, squish.
And then he died.
And with this House of Lords deal you got going on here, Lincoln Chaffee, the idiot's son, succeeded to the title and got his seat in the House of Lords down in Washington.
And then he decided that even being a squishy Republican was too much for him.
And so he became a so-called independent, a so-called independent.
And now he's gone full-blown Democrat and he's campaigning on a program to introduce the metric system to the United States of America.
That's the key, that's the key plank in his platform.
Because like people will be amazed because like gas will go up to $70 and people won't realize that it's because it's per liter or whatever.
And people will be blaming him for that.
So he's going to introduce, he's going to people will love it.
There's going to be all these, the speed limits will actually approach something normal because all the signs will say old folks home ahead, slow down to 120.
And people think, well, this is great, because he's introduced the metric system.
This is what President Lincoln Chafee, party of Lincoln.
Every party is the party of Lincoln.
He was a Republican.
He's an Independent.
Now is a Democrat.
And the Democrats are horrified by this.
They're horrified by this because they have no candidate, Mr. Surley.
Everyone knows the truth about Hillary.
Even if the reason that Politico guy wrote that story about how scandal can't harm Hillary, I mean, he's right to a point in that the Clintons are so sleazy and corrupt.
And that's what it is, by the way.
Somebody gives a six-figure sum.
Ordinary people give five, ten bucks to a little real genuine charity run by that Czech supermodel.
And Bill, that money then gets transferred to the Clinton Foundation as the price it takes for Bill to go and accept a lifetime achievement award.
So all those real people giving five, ten, twenty bucks to this cute little Czech supermodels charity because they thought it was something to do with helping starving people on the other side of the world or whatever.
And instead, it all goes into Bill Clinton's account so he can give some tedious speech.
And the politico crowd are right.
The politico guy is right that that is baked into the cake with the Clintons.
There's no point to a non-corrupt Clinton.
It's like it's one of those is the Pope Catholic type deals.
There's no point to a non-Catholic Pope.
There's no point to a non-corrupt Clinton.
The difference is that Hillary is a stinker of a candidate.
She's just wooden.
She's unlikable.
When she gives even softball interviews, like she did to the NPR lady, where she got all aggressive with her, because the NPR lady, Terry Gross, asked her ever so gently just a mildly provocative question, and she slaps down this NPR lady who'll still be young and voting for Hillary.
She's Hillary all the way.
But Hillary Clinton can't withstand even softball interviews.
Even softball interviews, you don't need to trap her.
You don't need to put her with some great tough as nails combative interviewer.
Even a friendly interview, she says the wrong thing in.
And her strategy, I said as a kind of throwaway line just before the break, that the longer you expose to these candidates, the more unlikable they are.
And with no, O'Malley is the mayor of Baltimore.
That is what you would call extremely poor timing, Mr. Snurdley.
There's not going to be O'Malley fever.
I don't see it.
I mean, if I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, I'll buy you lunch, Mr. Snadley, because if I'm wrong, if you want to have a bet with me on O'Malley fever sweeping the nation, I don't see it.
And so the Democrats have a problem that if Hillary really wanted to run, be president, she should have announced about October the 20th, 2016, and then and then given the campaign launch and then been like Bloomberg and gone to Bermuda.
And she would have stood a chance then of actually being elected president.
And if she wasn't going to do that, because you have to pretend you're engaged in a primary, she should have announced on the afternoon of the New Hampshire primary day, announced she was running for president then.
But she cannot, she's getting worse.
And the trust numbers are getting worse.
And people are thinking, do I really want to live with every encounter?
Every encounter is getting worse.
Now, she's doing, she's every just, and these are pre-selected people.
They're not people who just who just kind of wander in off the street.
They're not just random groups of citizens.
They've been vetted.
They've been vetted.
And yet she still told that one woman to get back to the end of the line.
That's a Hillary voter.
She's like Terry Gross.
This is how Hillary talks to her own supporters.
And so she's got a problem.
Her strategy for the problem has been to out-leftify Bernie Sanders and Co., so they've got nowhere to move to.
So they're forced to talk about stuff like the metric system.
So she's moving to the left.
She's not doing the Clinton thing of triangulating, the Bill Clinton thing of triangulating with Republicans.
She's triangulating with the far left of her own party to try and ensure she doesn't get outpaced there.
So she was doing this demagoguery thing about voter ID and how voter ID is racist and how voter ID is a Republican plot to depress turnout and all the rest of it.
And in fact, you know, you need voter ID to get into a Hillary campaign event.
You can't get into a Hillary campaign event without showing voter ID, but apparently it would be so presumably Hillary is depressing minority turnout at her own campaign events.
I mean, what has she got against blacks and Hispanics?
Doesn't she want them coming to her campaign events?
What is it that she requires voter ID to get into all these vetted meetings where graciously selected members of the citizenry are permitted into the court of Queen Hillary to intercourse with her for a few select privileged moments?
And you have to undergo, in fact, a background check to get into those.
But you've got to show ID.
You've got to be pre-approved.
Why does she want to keep blacks and she wants to keep Hispanics and she wants to keep the transgendered and all these other minority groups out of her events?
But no, you need ID to get into a Hillary Clinton campaign event, but you don't need ID when you go to the voting poll.
And that's her strategy.
And that's why New York Democrats now want Bloomberg to run for president, which will be great for the climate change thing because that was one of his big issues.
Again, again, it's the classic vanity of politicians.
He was choosing, or he chose all these boutique issues that poll well with his base.
So like he would have maximum sizes for soda, or he would regulate the salt out of your cheeseburger, but he couldn't regulate any salt onto Fifth Avenue during a snowstorm.
He claims to be able to introduce policies that will stem the rise of the oceans, but he couldn't prevent the Atlantic Ocean getting into the New York subway system during Superstorm Sandy.
So he's the perfect Democrat candidate because again, he would rather be talking.
He'll be all on board with this plan to hold global temperature rise to two degrees Celsius.
And he's probably like Lincoln Chafee, he knows what Celsius is.
And so he's the perfect candidate.
And Hillary never will be.
And just think, just think how bad it is.
If you know Bloomberg, if you've seen him standing there, he's like he was on the cover of Newsweek or Time a few years ago with Schwarzenegger.
And they win these two superhero poses as these giant titans, these colossi who were going to do the things that ordinary mere mortal politicians couldn't do.
And Schwarzenegger looked like he was posing like he was Mr. Freeze in whatever that awful Batman movie was.
And Bloomberg next to him looked like Mini Me from Doctor Evil.
And nevertheless, so if your candidate, if Hillary is so charmless and wooden and unlikable that the solution is Mr. Charisma Michael Bloomberg, that's the paddock that's setting it in the Democrat Party right now.
Mark Stein infraus on the EIB network.
We'll take your calls straight ahead.
Hey, Mark Stein, Infra Rush.
Great to be with you.
Let's go to Charles in Middletown, Connecticut.
Charles, you're live on the Rush Limbaugh show.
Great to have you.
Hi, Mark.
Thank you for taking my call.
Hey, I was looking at the paper today, and they had a picture of the G7 think tank summit.
Right.
And I noticed that there's no one there from Russia, well, but he was just invited, so he got lucky.
Or China.
or India.
And I would think that if anybody that's fucked into this concept, you would have to believe that those three countries have probably about 70% of the world's population.
And if anybody was going to have an impact on it, they would.
Well, and they also have an awful lot of these carbon emissions that the global warming, all the big warmmongers fetishize the emissions targets.
And burn coal and stuff.
Yeah, and China and India, I mean, if people think they got pollution here, they should take a look at the Yangtze in China, the stuff that's going into there every day.
That's a good point.
I mean, looking at it, I mean, there's proof positive that, you know, if they were serious about this and this is a real issue, if those countries didn't join in, well, then it must be a moot point anyhow, because it's just another way for them to drum up some funding.
Well, China and India and Brazil, who are the three rising middle-rank powers who are a big part of the global economy now, at that stupid climate conference in Copenhagen in 2009, they had a meeting all by themselves because they didn't want to go along to any of this with any of this emissions targets and all the rest of it.
And Hillary, just the other day, a couple of weeks back, was boasting that she and Obama had to gate crash that meeting.
She was doing it like that when she came under fire in Tuzla in Bosnia, you know, where she had that story where she said, oh, oh, the chopper landed under heavy fire and we had to duck.
And as we were coming out and the bullets were shooting up the tarmac and I had to run into the terminal.
And then you look at the actual picture and there's Hillary being presented with a bouquet of flowers by this little Bosnian girl.
So there was no, and she was describing the, she was describing this climate thing that she said like that, that the Chinese guards tried to keep her out of the meeting, but she had to do like she did in Bosnia and she ducked under their arms.
So she ducked down and Hillary snuck into the meeting of China, India and Brazil.
So it's this season's Tuzla.
But that's probably eligible for a medal and an award.
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
She took one for us in the climate war.
Wow.
She's got global warming shrapnel all over her.
But, you know, I can't believe that people just don't even get it.
I mean, I know a certain amount of people because they're so detached, okay.
But anybody that has got a half a wit, you start thinking about this thing, you know, it's like all of a sudden we're going to manage the environment by two degrees and everybody's going to be safe, sure.
Right, right.
I know, it's complete nonsense.
And the reality is that China, India, and Brazil are going to do what they want.
So in other words, I mean, for a start, a global temperature is astute.
You know, anyone who lives in this part of the world knows that if you take, say, a reasonable size room, 15 feet by 15 feet, and you put a thermometer in every corner of the room, that if it's the thermometer that's near the radiator, it'll be a certain temperature.
If it's a thermometer that's on the other side of the door, other side of the room, it'll be a degree or two down.
If it's a thermometer next to the picturesque but terribly leaky authentic colonial window, it'll be a degree below that.
It's actually very hard getting a room within a stable two-degree variation in temperature.
So the only way it's going to work if you're going to do it for the entire planet, Charles, is when China, India, and Brazil don't do it, is if you entirely collapse the Western economy.
So in other words, that target, if they were serious about it, and China, India, and Brazil are going their own merry way, and you mentioned Russia, they're all doing what they want, and the Mullahs are doing what they want because the big mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv is not going to be good news for the global warming.
The only way you can do it is by totally collapsing the Western economy.
That's why the only nation on Earth, because most people, America, to its credit, did not sign Kyoto.
Canada and Britain and the Europeans did, but they ignored it.
They fudged it.
They pretended to be observing it.
The only guys who actually took it seriously were New Zealand, and then they realized they were going to totally drive their economy off the cliff.
And that's why they pulled out of it.
And that's the reason that even if you think it's appropriate for these guys to be setting the global thermostat for the planet, everyone else is just going to ignore them and do what they want.
And all these changes are supposed to be happening by the year 2100.
Do you know the German population is predicted to fall by 20% by the middle of this century because no Germans are having babies.
They've given up.
30% of German women are childless.
40% of German female university graduates have no babies.
So Germany's main thing is not the temperature.
It's the fact that it's got a huge lack of Germans.
And its economy is going to go down, down, down the drain because nobody's bothering to have any babies.
Because all these childless women are going around holding up signs saying save the planet.
And so they're saving the planet for grandchildren they'll never ever have.
And that's the stupidity of this stuff.
It's a vanity project.
It's a vanity project for the last generation of pampered Western secularists who are serious about driving their culture back to some edenic utopia.
Yeah, we've been talking about climate change.
And I forgot, in fact, to mention that I have a book to plug.
That's how good I am at this game.
Because the book, what should have given me a clue is that the book is actually called Climate Change.
And so when I kept saying the words climate change, I should have remembered that that was vaguely something to do with me.
The book is called Climate Change the Facts.
And if you're wondering why I'm so up to speed on the little ice age and natural climate variability and all the stuff, it's because there's various big-time scientists and me talking about climate change, the facts.
And it's actually an excellent way to get both the big picture and get all these irritating little factoids that will drive your global warm monger friends nuts when you run into them at cocktail parties, assuming you still go to cocktail parties, because of course that's absolutely killing the planet, the emissions of martini fumes from your cocktail parties.
So you shouldn't be doing that.
But it's called Climate Change the Facts, and I'm pleased to see it's actually outselling, as I say, the hockey stick guy who's suing me.
He's got some usual alarmist scaremongering book out called Dire Predictions.
And we're killing him in the sales.
But we can always use a few more.
So if you want to pick up that book, it's a great book, Climate Change, The Facts with Me and a bunch of people who really know what they're talking about.
And in fact, I think later this week, it's like at some awful hour of the morning at 8 o'clock in the morning or something, I'm going to be speaking to the big climate conference down in Washington.
I think that's going to be live streamed or on C-SPAN or something like that.
So if you like a bit of climate denialism with your breakfast, that's going to be somewhere out there on the broadcast networks at some point.
And I always love it, actually, because has Louis gone, Mr. Snerdley?
Has Louis bailed on us, Mr. Snerdley?
Louis was saying that he okay, because Louis has said my take on global warming is ludicrous, and we want to get Louis back because I love this stuff.
And I love hearing from people who think the skies are falling and all the rest of it.
And so we'll talk to Louie.
If we can get hold of Louis, we're going to get him back and we'll hear what he has to say.
By the way, happy World Oceans Day.
It is actually World Oceans Day today.
So if you happen to be, say, deep inland in Indiana, in Kansas, and you notice either the Atlantic or the Pacific coming in, slopping up to your kitchen door and coming inside, there's nothing to be scared of.
It's not that there's rising sea levels or anything.
It's just the friendly oceans coming to say hello to you and to give you a friendly greeting for today.
And I touched on this earlier, and this is how serious they are about this.
I said on this show, and Russia said this too, that there's been no global warming this century.
Global warming peaked in 1998.
It stopped.
It stopped.
So it's now 2015.
So if you've got a kid who's just off to college in September, there's been no global warming his lifetime.
No global warming.
That's it.
It's gone.
It stopped.
We don't know why, and it's only been, whatever it is, 18 years.
But if it's 30 years, if it goes on another decade, it's what they call a climate.
That's the difference between weather and climate.
Climate is 30 years.
When they say, you know, whenever you say, oh, well, if it's global warming, how come there's five feet of snow outside my door?
And they always say, oh, don't be so stupid.
That's not climate.
That's weather.
Well, 30 years is climate.
And so far, this global warming has stopped for 18 of them.
So NOAA, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, paid for by your tax dollars, had to adjust the figures.
And they've now decided, in fact, it's not that there's been a global warming pause.
They adjusted the figures, and we're all frying, we're all broiling, we're all going to die.
We're blazing in the inferno of hell.
Because Noah, they have lowered the past and raised the future.
So 1915, now you think about it, these are Noah's official figures.
So there's a guy in Cleveland in 1915, and he goes out and he takes the thermometer and he tells you what the temperature is.
And then Noah comes along in 2015 and they say, oh, no, no.
That guy who took the thermometer, who was holding it and taking the temperature in 1915, he didn't get that right.
So we're going to lower it by 1.5 degrees because that's much closer to what we think it ought to have been.
That's what these and then they've raised the ones nearer our time, they've raised.
they've filled in the gaps as well they've estimated temperatures for this is these this is the science we are expected to uh admire and bow down to uh A science that rewrites the temperature record of 1915 to its own convenience.
And that's what Noah has just done today.
So happy World Oceans Day to you.
I mentioned Bernie Sanders, who's the great left hope of Democrat politics.
And I love, there's basically nothing a Democrat can do wrong.
There's a couple of Democrats on the streets of New York holding up a sign for Bernie Sanders.
It says, Senator Bernie Sanders is not for everyone.
Sanders is a man for serious people who thinks about serious things.
When he has finally been listened to by everyone and people understand the serious things he is telling us, he will be liked and voted for by everyone.
And the font of the words gets bigger as it goes down the page so that eventually it's like, he will be liked and voted for by everyone.
He will be liked and voted for by everyone.
Resistance is futile.
You cannot resist Bernie Sanders, the socialist overlord of you all.
I'm terribly disappointed.
We need to get a more effective left-wing demagogue to knock Hillary out of this thing.
And this guy isn't doing it.
Man up, Bernie.
Man up.
You've got to speak truth to Hillary or this campaign is just a vanity campaign and going nowhere.
Hey, let's go to Tom in New Albany, Indiana.
Great to have you with us on the show, Tom.
Hello, Mark.
It's great to talk to you.
And believe me, you are my favorite rush substitute.
And I'm not just saying that.
That's great to have you.
I called up to talk about something else.
Although I would say about this climate change, I'm 78 years old, and I remember well back in the 70s, the picture, I think it was on Newsweek, the coming ice age.
And I remember it now.
They had the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty with big icicles hanging on it.
Anyway, what I called about this morning, I turned on Fox News, and there was His Majesty, our big year president.
And when I heard the thing about he didn't have a finalized plan or whatever he said, I just about spit my morning cup of hot tea because that is untrue, to be kind.
Those generals in the Pentagon, and I have a son who's a major, and he works in the Pentagon, they had plans for everything.
And I think that every journalist in that room knew that.
And one of them needs to man up and go after him with some follow-up questions because it's just not true that they don't have a plan.
They got plans.
He just doesn't hear them or won't execute them.
What do you say?
Yeah, and I think there's a lot of truth in that, Tom.
They've told him what the problem is with his plan.
They have told him that just delivering new weaponry to the Iraqi army isn't going to work because the Iraqi army isn't fighting for Iraq now.
It's fighting for the Shia part for Baghdad and Shia Iraq to the south and essentially fighting for Iran.
So we're just essentially giving weaponry to a branch office of the Iranian army.
That's not going to work.
The air sorties are going to work because under the rules of engagement, there aren't enough targets, approved targets for the planes to hit.
So they're flying out and coming back to base with their full payload.
And Obama knows this.
He knows all this.
He knows all this.
But he said, But the reason there is not a plan is because he doesn't want there to be a plan.
He's just trying to run out the clock, and the Islamic State will be the next guy's problem.
And he's got, you know, he's got other fish to fry.
I saw in Germany, he was asked some question about the Supreme Court decision and Obamacare, and he said rather peremptorily that he didn't think the judges should have accepted the case in the first place.
That he doesn't believe in co-equal branches of government.
And if these fellows are impertinent enough to His Imperial Majesty to presume that they can change his health care plan, well, he'll just have to look and see if he can't revoke their judging permit and decredentialize them.
And he's focused, that's what he's focused on.
And the world can go to hell because he sees the absence of a Obama does have a strategy.
I'll put it this way, Tom.
And the strategy for Obama is that the absence of American power and influence in the world is a good thing.
And so when he sees the world aflame, when he sees Iraq being carved up by ISIS on the one hand and the Iranians on the other, when he sees people being beheaded on the beach in Libya, when he sees students in Kenya being gunned down by Al-Shabaab, when he sees girls being kidnapped by Boko Haram in Nigeria, he thinks, well, say what you like,
but at least American imperialism hasn't gone in there and sent the place all to hell.
And that's his priority.
That's his strategy, that the absence of America is a good thing for the planet.
And whether he can actually succeed in reducing global warming, he's diminished global America.
He's shrunk America's influence to the point where it's all but invisible.
And that actually is the real big picture strategy of Obama.
Mark Stein, thanks for your call, Tom.
We'll take more of your calls in just a moment.
Hey, Mark Stein in for Rush.
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The Ditto Cam, by the way, I make no great claims for any of this stuff, but the Ditto Cam is livelier to watch than Mattress Girl's sex video.
Mattress Girl, you may remember, she's this lady called Emma Solkowitz, who's been walking around with a mattress at Columbia University.
Now, Columbia University, you may think, what is that?
Some rinky-dink little community college in some bohung hick state.
No, apparently, it's Columbia University belongs to this thing called the Ivy League, and apparently it's quite hard to get into.
And like people, parents mortgage their homes so that their children can have the benefit of an education at this place.
And Emma Sulkowitz got there and she made a dubious rape allegation against a fellow student.
And then in an attention-seeking protest, because the university administration said there was nothing here, local law enforcement said there's no crime, there's no nothing, there's nothing to see.
She made this, like so many of the rape allegations, so many ones that the left take up, these victim group stories, turn out to be completely phony.
And she's, and in fact, the guy she accused of it is now suing her.
But so she stopped walking around with a mattress on her.
And by the way, this was as an example of how seriously this is taken up by people.
Samantha Power, who is Obama's ambassador to the United Nations, one of those big, powerful people in the Obama cabinet, in the cabinet of the government of the United States of America.
She delivered the commencement speech at Barnard College today, about two weeks ago, end of May.
And she tweeted afterwards, from a woman carrying a mattress on her campus to Afghanistan's women's national cycling team, reaching true equality shows change is possible.
How dare she equate some pampered little trusty fundy twit who gets the benefit of going to one of the elite institutions and then goes bonkers and starts walking around with a mattress on her back instead of studying some respectable academic discipline to the women's national cycling team of Afghanistan.
You know why they're so good at cycling?
Because it's very difficult cycling in a burqa when you've got three tribal warlords chasing behind and you've got to go uphill over the Hindu Kush to get out of there and into another country.
That's why the Afghanistan women's national cycling team is so good.
In Afghanistan, under the Taliban, who used to run the place and will be running the place again about 48 hours after the last American leaves, it was illegal for women to feel sunlight on their face.
By law, a woman cannot feel sunlight on her face under the Taliban.
And Samantha Power, the ambassador to the United Nations for the United States of America, compares that to some pampered student, a deeply disturbed student, wandering around with a mattress on her back.
And how good is Samantha Power?
Two weeks after she gives that speech telling people Mattress Girl and the Afghan women's cycling team are just all brave feminists together, Mattress Girl releases a sex video in which she mimics performing oral sex on an overweight man 11 times.
And she has released this sex video to recreate her alleged rape.
So unlike the fake gang rape case, if you remember the last fake rape case, the fake gang rape case at the University of Virginia, where that troubled woman invented some guy nobody has been able to determine ever existed or whatever.
She invented a fake gang rape, said they broke the glass table, there was glass everywhere, all these guys participated, and all of it was made up, and she had no evidence.
Whereas Mattress Girl has at least gone to the trouble of actually doing a video recreation of the alleged rape and released a sex tape of her performing oral sex on an overweight man 11 times, by the way, in the course of this sex tape.
So it's not just one of these, well, the sex tape's very short and we can't tell from the video evidence whether, just to make sure you get the big picture, she does it 11 times.
And as I said, I make no great claims for the Ditto Cam.
But as visual entertainment goes, the Ditto Cam is way more interesting than this.
This is the world's worst sex tape.
It makes you appreciate that, you know, when it comes to making porn videos, you should just leave it to the professionals.
Those guys out in the San Fernando Valley, man, they really deserve every penny they get.
They're doing the jobs Americans won't do.
Because when you look at what other people, when other people try to make a sex tape, it's just hell.
Samantha Power, the U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, tweeted this kid as a feminist heroine.
Mark Stein in Farush, more straight ahead.
Mark Stein in Farush, I mentioned that Obama in Germany has slapped down the Supreme Court for having the impertinence to take up legal challenges to his law.
He said there was no reason for the health program even to be before the court because, quote, it's working.
So that whole co-equal branch of government thing, man, that is so outdated.
These guys need to stick to Marco Rubio's traffic cases and just leave all this other stuff alone.