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CNN.
No sooner do I speculate than the drive by media makes me a truth seer.
CNN running a Chiron graphic, a banner that says Charles Ebdu magazine's controversial past.
You see, it was all their fault.
They brought it on themselves.
They have a controversial past.
Now this is a news network.
This is supposedly where a bunch of journalists are.
And the same thing could be said about Charles Edu.
It's a magazine.
There are journalists who work there.
And there are journalists who got killed there.
There's even an organization of journalists called a committee to protect journalists.
And it's designed to do whatever they can to shield journalists from danger when they venture forth into war-torn areas to cover the news.
And so here come ISIS.
Here comes ISIS wiping out 11 people at a magazine where there are journalists and CNN runs a graphic claiming that the magazine has a controversial past.
So clearly CNN does not believe in freedom of the press.
Apparently the media should not be free to mock anyone.
Only conservatives.
Only the Tea Party.
If the Tea Party gets mocked, fine and dandy.
This is really a CNN ought to be among the leading defenders of what happened to these journalists at this magazine.
I'm using the term journalists loosely, but that's what they call themselves.
And CNN setting the stage here for blaming the magazine for offending these.
I guarantee I knew it.
I knew it was held.
I knew it was a widely held view.
I didn't think that we would learn the truth of it this quickly, but we did.
And so that's going to open the floodgates, and you wait.
You ain't gonna be long now before this is gonna become a meme or a narrative.
The magazine brought it on.
Hell, that's what CBS is trying to do.
White House questioned French magazine judgment in 2012.
So that it's actually already begun.
Drive by media is setting the stage for people to be led to believe the magazine had this coming.
They did it.
Even a magazine of journalists, which you would think other journalists would uh would defend.
Okay, now we are gonna get to um phone calls here in this segment.
I promise there's two stories here.
This is you know, because of our children's book series, Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims, the fact that a time capsule that was planted, if you will, by Paul Revere and Samuel Adams was opened yesterday in Boston.
Folks, this is uncanny news to us.
Uh Paul Revere and Samuel Adams left a time capsule.
It was found and it was opened yesterday.
It did not contain Obama's birth certificate.
Many people were thinking that it might, but it didn't.
Certainly frowning at me.
So what are you talking?
Gotcha.
Obama's birth certificate, a time capsule for 1700.
Yep.
A lot of people were hoping you'd be in there, but it uh it wasn't.
Anyway, I'm not gonna go into the details now because there'll be a better time for it, but I have to tell you this.
I have to do this next one because I really do believe that what's happening on college campus and has been happy for a long while is is part of why and how our culture is being ripped to shreds.
I really believe that the professoriate, that the faculties are populated by some of the most extreme kooks that this country produces, and they are disguised as intellectuals, uh deep thinkers, uh, even almost an aristocracy, and they're kooks.
And the more we learn about some of the some of the professors, it it doesn't matter.
It could be Ivy League, it could be Division Junior College, whatever, they're just everywhere, and they're some of the most lame-brained people.
And and like this, Catherine McKinnon teaching girls in her feminist class that all sex is rape, even the sex in marriage.
And she taught that class for years.
And I guarantee you that young women came out of that class believing, obviously, and then I can't think off the top of my head any other examples, but they are legion, they don't have time to list them all.
Some of the weird stuff, and not just feminist studies, I mean everything.
Environmental studies, you name it, that's coming out of college campuses today.
But women's studies, I think, is really where some of the most irresponsible, damaging, destructive stuff is being taught to uh to young women today.
It is so bad that increasingly young men are deciding not to even go.
They don't even want to be around the young women who are coming out of these classes.
And there's a story here, it's a UK Daily Mail.
It is about a woman celebrating 10 years of marriage to her two pet cats.
Now, I will admit to you that this is uproariously funny.
And 10, 15, 20 years ago, we'd have had a whole update ready to go, and making fun of this and laughing at it and so forth.
But the problem is, this is not that strange anymore.
And I think this is the kind of crap that happens to women when the feminazis are turned loose on them.
Everywhere they run into them, be it on college campus, wherever feminazis run into unsuspecting young women and get their hooks into them, they end up hating men thinking that they're gonna get raped every time they leave the house.
They're taught that men are a predator culture just waiting to descend on them and cast them aside after to use it.
It's sick.
It is really sick.
And these feminists are a bunch of bitter women to whom life has been very unfair, and they're taking it all out on these young women that end up in their courses or classrooms or wherever else.
This woman's name is Barbara, I'm sorry, Barbarella.
What does that tell you?
She's 48 years old, Barbarella Buckner, celebrating a 10th anniversary of her marriage.
She married 14-year-old cats, Spider and Lugosi.
In January of 2004.
She says that they make her happier than a human husband ever could.
Now, stop and she is serious.
Now, I as I folks, as I say, 10, 15 years ago, this would have been one of the lead items in the first hour.
We'd have laughing ourselves silly for the other two hours.
I I remember those days.
And we would have had a feminazi update, and we still could.
She says her two cats make her happier than a human husband ever could.
The cat that what wait a minute there's more.
Cats consoled her during a breakup with her last serious boyfriend.
She now lives, she's a Londoner.
She now lives in Lanzarot with her feline husband.
That's what this story says.
When Barbarella Buckner split from her partner of seven years, the 48-year-old thought she would never find love again.
But then love struck again, albeit from a very unusual direction.
Now Ms. Buckner is happily married once more to her two pet cats.
She's a web designer.
She says she's never been happier.
She's so devoted to her feline husbands, Spider and Lugosi, that she has their initials tattooed on her right leg.
I guarantee you, no human male would ever get near this woman.
And she probably knows it.
Now, I think this is you might say, Well, this woman's nuts.
I doubt this woman was born this crazy, is my point.
I doubt very seriously that when this woman was a teenager that she fantasized about marrying a couple of male cats.
I doubt that she ever thought she would ever say that she's never been happier as a human being than being married to her two cats.
And I doubt when she was 18 or 20 that she ever said or thought that she had no plans to find a human husband.
So something got hold of this woman.
Well, okay, maybe she was hurt in a really I don't know, but but if that's the reason, everybody gets hurt in relationship.
Why haven't I married my cats?
It's a I'm telling you.
I know we have to have room in our population for everybody and for all kinds.
And I'm not she can marry her cats.
I don't care.
It's not about that.
I'm more interested in there's a serious news story here.
Where this woman's making these claims.
Maybe she's a publicity hound, I don't know, but there's a picture of her.
There's a picture of her here on the couch with the two cats happily married, Barbarella Buckner, happily married her two.
What?
What questions have to be answered?
What questions are there?
What legitimate questions are there?
Oh, how the cats make her happy?
I guarantee you it's all spiritual.
This is the point.
Are you sitting there?
You pervert, are you sitting there wondering about how the cats make her physically happy?
There's no way.
This is I guarantee.
I know well well, husbands used to do things for wives, but that's the point.
Husbands use wives now.
That's what these women are taught.
Do the cats moan?
Have to ask Jameis Winston.
I wouldn't know.
But I guarantee you, well, I can't guarantee I don't really know.
I'm guessing that I'm going to use a huge benefit of the doubt that there this is that there aren't any conjugal relations in this uh marriage with the two cats.
I guarantee this is spiritual.
What's wrong with this woman?
Uh what's wrong with this woman?
She is certified certifiable.
I don't think she's been certified yet, that's the point.
But something got hold of her.
Why in the world her that you can't have this without a concomitant or sorry, concimitant.
I love saying concomitant drives people crazy.
View of men.
You have to have been poisoned about men.
And who's doing that?
The feminazis.
Grab a call.
As I said, Mario, Washington, D.C., glad you waited.
Welcome to the program, Mario.
Hello.
Hi, Russ.
Thank you for taking my call.
You bet.
Uh, you played uh uh an audio from uh John Kerry last time.
And I was listening to that.
I started screaming that I couldn't I couldn't believe that she would say that the French French is the birth of democracy.
Right.
This is supposed to be the Secretary of State of the United States.
He doesn't know that the American Revolution happened 13 years before the French Revolution.
And not only that, the French Revolution happened in 1799.
How do you have nothing to do with democracy?
There was a butcher house.
I know.
look you're Mario, you're preaching a choir here.
I don't know what the hell he was talking about.
This guy should be saying, how can you say that?
He loves the French so much he forgot all about his own country.
You know, and then then the French went about an Yuki and killed and chopped everybody's head.
When they went down with that, they came to a president and he prepared himself.
And then restored the monarchy, what is democracy you're talking about?
Is it crazy?
This kind of what?
Mario, we needed your call today.
And nobody's going to lie to the room.
Nobody's gonna call this guy for this, you know.
He just seemed to listen.
Mario, that that's whatever it was, you know.
I don't know what it was.
I'm I'm all in with you on this.
You know, Secretary of State doesn't know.
Because that was screaming at the video, what are you talking about?
You know, what if I don't know.
Anyway.
The thing is, he believes this stuff.
That's what you don't understand.
This guy is I guarantee he thinks he's the smartest guy in the world, and and and he believes all this stuff.
The fact that you don't you're the idiot.
You're the idiot.
You're the one that doesn't know.
You're the one that doesn't understand.
Meanwhile, nobody knows what he's talking about.
French birthplace of democracy.
French revolution.
We're we're all in here with you, Mario.
Um guillotine included.
Quick time out.
So Snardley asked me during the break if I thought the cats Spider and Lugosi know that they are married to this uh forty-eight year old woman Barbarella.
It's an interesting question, as Tom Brocall would say.
Interesting question.
Uh do you think the cats know they're married to?
I the cats don't know that they're cats.
How can they possibly know?
The real question is, is Barbarellick kitty whipped?
Not do the cats know that they're married to her.
She's obviously kitty whipped.
And the fact that she does think she's married to them, are you telling me that it's not time to call a little men in the white coats here?
Napoleon the fourteenth is coming to take me away, haha.
Here is oh, where are we going next?
Just give me a line.
Where are we going next?
Don't tell me two.
There's no what are you on to?
All right, Pat Emerald Isle, North Carolina.
Great to have you.
I'm glad you waited.
I appreciate your patience.
Hello.
Hi, Rush.
My name's Pat.
I'm yeah, I'm from Emerald Isle and uh seventy-one years old, and uh it's quite a kick to be able to talk to you.
Um I'm from the left, uh my father was Democratic County Chairman and all that stuff, and all the way up through.
And um, but I heard you talking on the radio, and uh I really appreciate somebody who's really good at something I'm terrible at, and that's uh being eloquent, uh speaking clearly, be able to enunciate every word perfectly, and one time you said, You're not a newsman, you're an entertainer.
Well, you're a hell of an entertainer.
A golfer?
I'm not too sure about that.
I do want to find out if you ever did break a hundred.
But anyway, it's supposed to be talking to you.
Uh what am I concerned about?
Um I'm concerned about the casino in uh in uh Washington, DC.
That's nothing it is, and anybody can have a job for over eight years there.
Um why are you concerned about casinos in Washington?
The casino was uh Washington because they can be there their whole lives and not do anything, not accomplish a god darn thing.
Who?
And then You mean elected officials?
No, no, no, the the Congress.
Oh, c well, that is elected officials.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And and when you you said something about the Democrats where they were arrogant.
Oh my god.
Have you have you listened to the the uh the Congress, the leaders of the the Republican Party in Congress.
Arrogance?
Boner, Bahner, whatever his name is, oh my God.
Uh I got kind of I know there's arrogance on all sides.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm giving up on politics.
I'm giving up on uh seeing much happen very good for the middle class this uh this country now because it's just a just about extinct.
I retired the postal service worked there 30 years.
Well you know it's n it's it's it's not extinct but you're you have a point because it's it's getting harder and harder to stay in the middle class.
That is a valid point.
The economy in this country is transmogrified in a profound dialectic way.
And it is having a deleterious effect on those who consider themselves to be members of the middle class.
Yeah, I'm watching my income, my retirement.
I better work for it as watching it shrink up day by day.
But I'm the lucky one.
these people not being able to get a job, they just scare them.
me and and and when they get a job what do they get ten bucks an hour?
Good luck with that one.
I mean, forget it.
Oh, I know.
You know, you're automatically going right into the pork loss.
And it's just, that bothers me.
And the other thing is all our young kids getting on heroin.
That's probably my number one complaint.
Not complaint.
I'm just scared.
Yeah, that's horrible.
It's a really horrible thing.
But who was he talking about when he...
Boner.
Who was Boner?
Rush Limbaugh with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair.
I household names.
name in all four corners of the world here's Randy and Ben Dorgan.
Hey Randy I'm glad you called sir welcome to the EIB network.
Hi Rush well Mega Ditto's from a thousand time caller and a first time get her through her well welcome great great to have you here.
Well thanks to be able to talk to you what I want to say is that the militant um Islamic massacre that happened in France today is a direct result of their ill thought out French immigration policy of the 1960s, 70s and 80s.
They'd realized they had a low repopulation rate they wanted to get in low educated workers to service jobs.
They went to the Middle East and what they got was a country full of Islamic people the French people were having a repopulation rate of about one point three children per couple in some article I read about ten years ago and the Islamic people from the Middle East were having about ten kids.
So as a result they have about forty percent of the population is Islamic now and it doesn't take that many militants to you know do what's happening there.
It's like what happened here on 91 people who were in the country either illegally or um questionably legally began doing things like these massacres and and it's just terrible and it's the result of their education policy and we have the same thing coming in America in the future with our immigration this is an interesting theory that you have the UK has done much the same thing.
The UK has pretty much had an open border situation and again both in France and the UK the open borders policy was directly rooted in fear it it it it was not economics.
It may it may have been a little bit in France but in France they ghettoized them.
The Muslim population the immigrant population does not live I'm they've got their own areas and their own arrondissement and it's a lot of it's poverty stricken and I'm not saying that this is an outbreak or an outgrowth of poverty because these people are not this most terrorists are not poverty stricken.
It's quite the opposite but anyway um there was political correctness I say fear political correctness and the Brits it's not same country and depending on who you talk to over there if you know the right people they will tell you it's not same they they many think they've already lost uh the British identity uh largely due to Middle Eastern immigration not not just Muslim, but uh all over the place.
However, let's go to the audio sound bites on this because the esteemed.
I can't believe I'm gonna play a soundbite.
Judith Miller.
But we have it, so I'm yes, yes, the former New York Times reporter Judith Miller got picked up by Fox.
I can't believe, you know, gee, Judith Miller, this streamist says all these odd things, but we have it.
And she says that um it's not an immigration problem, that France's problem with Muslims is because they in France supported our policy in the Middle East.
Which means that this happened because the United States supports Israel, and the French are our ally.
This was, in fact, it was on Fox today, Fox and French.
I really can't believe that I am gonna play a sound by Judith Miller, but Cookie gave it to me.
So the uh question was asked by Brian Kilmead.
He said the message that the terrorists want you to take away, and then many will take is uh grab the Christians, doesn't matter, don't worry about making fun of the Jews, but keep Muhammad out of this.
That's the message of this attack.
I lived in Paris, and we weathered the first round of extremist attacks in the mid-80s.
France may be vulnerable in a way that the United States is not.
France has five to six million Muslims, many of whom, two million of whom are said to be believers, and the others who are maybe Muslim in name only.
But the French have had a longstanding problem because of their Algerian war, because of their actions in the Middle East, because of their support for American policy.
There's nothing to do with French policy, nothing to do with immigration.
No, no, no, no.
Support support America.
See, it's all in these people's minds.
It all comes back to our fault, folks.
I mean, you are who they are.
I'm I'm not making up when I tell you who they are.
They are who they are.
I just listen to what they say and pass it along to you.
And I'm telling you, she is from this crowd of people that buys into this whole grievance industry business, that anybody has a grievance against us is justified in having it.
It's our fault, and we better realize it, and we better start making amends, that kind of thing.
But five to six million Muslims, two million of whom are said to be believers.
I am sorry.
Uh there's no such thing.
Have you see, this is the again, it's Americanizing everybody.
Yeah, we have some Catholics, but they're not practicing.
They're they're they're they're like they're they're they're pro-choice.
So, yeah, we got a lot of Catholics, but they don't listen to everything the Pope says.
And yeah, we got a lot of Christians, but you know, and we have a lot of Hindus, but they Americanize everything.
The idea that there are um out of five to six million Muslims, three to four million who really don't care.
Sorry.
I don't think it works that way.
There it just does, but you have to make allowance because it is Judith Miller.
Now we move on to Christiana Poor.
And did you notice the way I said her name?
Her name is not a name, it's a string of syllables.
And you have to be able to do the syllables right to get the name right.
Christiana Poor.
Where does the first name end and where does the second name begin?
If you just hear what what Christiana Manpoor.
It was like Joe Montana was one word.
Joe Montana.
There wasn't Joe Montana, it was Joe Montana.
Well, here it's Christiana Montpore.
Okay, what's the first name?
What's the second name?
Do you know Snertley?
Okay, first name's Christian.
And the second name is Aminpoor.
Actually, it's Ruben, because she married uh Jeremy Jerry Jummer uh The former Clinton Secretary Jamie Jamie Rubin, that's right.
She married Jamie Rubin.
He, she is his baby mama.
I don't know where they live.
But it's uh anyway, that's that's none of this is important.
I'm just letting you know some inside real radio announcer lingo stuff.
Christian Poor and CNN's new day, fill-in host Alison Camarata.
What are your thoughts on this attack, Christianamanpoor?
This is a deliberate attack, not on random civilians, but on the press.
Just heard a very interesting analysis by a French senior uh political analyst who said, unlike previous attacks in the city of London in July 7-7 in Madrid a few years before that, those were civilians who attacked.
This is directly targeted on journalists.
So Europe now, according to all officials, faces the highest terror alert in many, many years since 9-11.
Because journalists have come under attack.
At least she gets it.
The rest of CNN is out there ready to blame the journalists with their Chiron graphics.
And by the way, it's not just who else is doing it.
Uh just got a name of uh I'll have to find there's is it Financial Times?
I mean, who else?
Hang on a second.
Yeah, Financial Times has blamed the magazine.
And uh Time magazine blamed them back in 2012.
So I I told you it wasn't gonna be much happening sooner than I thought.
But elements of the drive-by's are now blaming the magazine for offending these guys.
And they're blaming the magazine for not understanding what was going to happen to them if they went ahead and did this.
They're not standing up for freedom of journalists.
They're not standing up for free.
This is what I mean.
You know what I mean.
I don't have to keep saying it.
Brief time out, my friend, sit tight, don't go away.
And once more back to the phones.
This is Ben, Emerald Isle, North Carolina, once again.
Great to have you, sir, on the EIB network.
Hello.
Thank you, Rush.
Real pleasure.
Uh, thanks for everything you do.
Quick point or concern here.
The administration and their spokespeople have great and grave concern about the publishing of a cartoon.
Yes.
Yet they are willing to and seem unafraid to publish enhanced interrogation reports, photographs from Abu Ghraib, and have no ties or concerns to that leading to violence.
Whoa, that is an excellent point.
I'm gonna edit this, run a 40-second delay.
I'm gonna pretend I never took the phone call, and I'm gonna steal that like Farid Zakaria does, and I'm gonna make it my own.
It probably is your own.
No, no, you did that.
That is an ex here we are condemning all these magazines or publishing these people.
What did we do?
We plastered Abu Grab pictures all over the world to humiliate the U.S. military.
I'll never forget the one of the pyramid that was made out of the prisoners at Abu Ghrab.
And then there was the one and we published stories about public that were flushing the Koran down the toilet at Club Gitmo.
You're that is exactly right.
That is a great point.
Thank you, sir.
Well, it does illustrate the hypocrisy.
You know, here they are getting on this magazine for publishing their cartoons.
And what did we do?
I mean, those Abu Grab photos, remember how the Democrats reacted to those?
Oh my God, we get we almost had to impeach Bush over that.
Cheney and Halliburton.
Yeah, and the Democrat CIA report with all the horrible things we did, like waterboarding and feeding them in shore, dire techniques, interrogation techniques at uh at Club Gitmo.
That is really it's kind of a hollow thing here for the regime to get all over the place.
Then we hype this video that nobody ever saw and made sure that millions of people saw that.
That's uh and a Democrat staff report on terrorism, the interrogation tag, that's not even true.
That is exactly right.
That's an excellent point.
And I did think about stealing it, but then I was overtaken by my own integrity.
Well, that's it, my friends.
Sadly, out of time, our busy broadcast today, but I'll tell you what I'm I've still got this stuff from Monday and Tuesday, and I've got it saved, but we're gonna get to it.
I really want to get into the time capsule.
The oldest U.S. time capsule was opened yesterday by uh it was a Paul Revere Sam Adams time capsule.
And it's just, I mean, it has especially poignant meeting meaning for us.
Uh what with our Rush Revere time travel adventures with exceptional American series.
Uh and I want to get to these two stories, The Economist, Home of the Unbrave, about how we're raving, uh raising fearful, uh children afraid to take risks.
It all relates to what we were talking about today.
And and other things.
And I really apologize for playing the Judith Miller uh soundbite, but it was there and it related to a call.