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Great to be with you.
We're here live from Ice Station EIB in far northern New Hampshire in New York.
Mike and Greg are minding the store.
It's an unusual day for me because both HR and Mr. Snerdley are not here.
Normally, when I'm on the air, the EIB network is on Code Red Alert.
So they have either HR, Mr. Snerdley, or both when they think things might really get out of hand.
But today, neither of them are here.
So I feel like I've been given the keys to the car and I can just take it on a wild joyride and do what I like with impunity.
And that's why I was quoting from Monty Python Routines earlier, Mike points out.
But 1-800-282 is the number to call.
It's the end of the week, and you know what that means.
Live from the Southern Command in sunny South Florida, it's Open Line Friday!
Yes, from Monday to Thursday, the show is in the ruthless grip of a trained broadcast specialist, but no highly trained broadcast specialist is available on the day after federal holidays.
So anything goes today.
1-800-282-2882, you can talk about the danger that America faces from men packing bananas.
As exemplified by that story out of Colorado, you can talk about the immigration amnesty.
You can talk about the post-Ferguson looting and riots.
Rush made a very interesting point on that, by the way, that he didn't think this was a genuine grassroots movement, that he thought the whole thing was being synchronized and organized.
I think that's true, and I may expand on that thought a little later.
But if you don't want to talk about that and you want to talk about something entirely different, do feel free to talk about that.
By the way, I mentioned earlier that Rush had interviewed me, and a couple people said, well, what exactly was that in?
It's in the Limbaugh Letter.
And if you are listening to this show, but you don't subscribe to the Limbaugh Letter, you are missing out because it comes out every month and it's packed full of meaty content, I would say.
I loved Rush's intro to me.
He interviews me in the current issue, which you can get by going to rushlimbaugh.com.
And I told you, I love the intro where he says I'm a gutsy aficionado, aficionado, or however you put it.
I was so thrilled by that that I was too nervous to read the interview for the next two or three days in case it was all downhill from the intro, as it very often is.
In fact, if you listen to this show, you might have noticed that.
And so I didn't read on for the next two or three days.
When I did read the interview, it's an absolutely rollicking interview.
And I've said, I'm not just talking about myself.
Rush is on crack and form.
And we're like batting it back.
It's like a really good rally in a Wimbledon final.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
It's a terrific crack and read.
And if you don't subscribe to the Limbaugh Letter, you can get it digitally or you can get it in print.
But one way or another, you should get it because there's lots of great stuff in that.
By the way, I'm going to be in Hartford, Connecticut at the Mark Twain House on Monday, December the 8th.
And the Rush station down there, which is WTIC, 1080 WTIC, one of the presenters of that event, it's a great honor for me to be at the Mark Twain House because Mark Stein and Mark Twain don't have much in common, except that if you've got one of those Windows 96 really primitive spell checks, every time you type Mark Stein, it may automatically correct it to Mark Twain.
But I will be there on Monday, December the 8th for the Mark Twain House.
And he's an important guy.
And that's even more important when far too many so-called educators are trying to get great works like Huckleberry Finn Band.
But I'm going to be there doing a live event for them.
And oddly enough, the guy who's going to be interviewing me at some point is NPR Scott Simon.
So if you've always wanted to see an NPR host and a Rush guest host on the same stage together, it'll be one like one of those standoffs in Ferguson.
You know, it'll be tense, but it may hold for 20 minutes before the bottle throwing and looting and rioting breaks out.
But that's where I'll be on December the 8th at the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut.
A UC Davis economics professor has said there is no American dream.
This guy is reported by CBS News to have determined that there actually is no American dream.
Gregory Clark is sharing his research as a hard truth with no hope.
He says the formula for social mobility in the United States shows that there's nothing to dream about.
America, he says, has no higher rate of social mobility than medieval England.
Right?
This is what this guy at UC Davis is saying.
In other words, you think if you're like living in Des Moines or you're living in Houston or you're living in Miami, you've got no more hope of social mobility of bettering yourself than some peasant in medieval England.
Or pre-industrial Sweden, he says.
That's the most difficult part of talking about social mobility is because it's shattering people's dreams.
Clark crunched the numbers in the U.S. from the past 100 years.
And his data shows the so-called American dream, where hard work leads to more opportunities, is an illusion in the United States.
Quote, the status of your children, your grandchildren, your great-grandchildren, your great-great-grandchildren will be quite closely related to your average status now, unquote.
And I thought this was interesting because social mobility is what your social scientists, that's what the American dream means.
And despite what he says about medieval England, they certainly didn't have a lot of it in continental Europe back then.
If you were a Polish peasant in the 13th century, your great-grandson was going to be a Polish peasant in the 14th century, and his great-grandson was going to be a Polish peasant in the 15th century.
So by the 19th century, you think nuts to this, and you get in a boat to Ellis Island, and it's tough, and you're living in a tenement on the Lower East Side, but your kids will get an education and move uptown, and your grandkids will be doctors and accountants in the suburbs, and then your great-grandchild will be some Robert F. Kennedy junior-type Harvard-educated environmental activist demanding an end to all the electricity and indoor toilets, and then it all goes to hell and the cycle has to begin anew.
That's the point of this country.
That's the American dream.
You're born a peasant, but you don't have to die one.
And I disagree with this professor in terms of the generality of American history.
You only have to look at the background that certain very modest presidents came from to understand that at one time that line that anyone could grow up to be president of the United States used to be true.
It isn't true now.
We're basically in a Harvard-Yale, we've got a Harvard-Yale regime.
By the way, there are more people in the Obama administration with advanced degrees from Oxford, Oxford, which isn't even an American university, than from all American public universities put together.
So in other words, to get into the upper echelons of the Obama administration where you're bossing everybody around and designing their health care and immigration policies and all the rest, you can't do that if you go to an American university.
You've got to go to Oxford for that.
That's the Obama administration.
So we're moving towards a bifurcated society.
And they did a study of developed nations two years ago on declining social mobility.
If you're born into the lowest fifth of Danish society, 25% of Danes will stay stuck there at the bottom fifth.
And you think, well, you know, and same in Finland.
In Finnish society, 28% of Finns will stay stuck in the bottom fifth.
And, okay, they're like homogenous Scandinavian countries.
There's not a lot of super rich, not a lot of super poor, and there's not a terribly vast distance between the two.
But if you're born into the lowest fifth of British society, 30% of Britons stay stuck there.
That's the super rich, the super poor in that country.
You've got your downtown Abbey on one hand, you've got your council flats on the other.
And if you draw the short straw in the lottery of life and you're born into a Belfast tenement or a Glasgow tenement, then 30% of Britons born into that environment will stay stuck there.
In America, if you're born now, today, in today's America, if you're born into the lowest fifth of society, 42% will stay there.
42%.
So in other words, there's less social mobility.
It's easier to get from the bottom of society to Downton Abbey in Britain than it is to get from the bottom of society in America to playing golf at the Martha's Vineyard Country Club with Obama and his cronies behind the security perimeter.
In other words, there's less social mobility here than there is not only in Denmark, Finland, and the United Kingdom.
Now, now, as I said, that's declining social mobility.
And you look at it in terms of the people who run our society.
I said we now live under this Harvard-Yale division back and forth.
Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush Jr., Obama, they're all Harvard-Yale guys.
The idea of someone like Ronald Reagan from, what was that, Eureka College, Illinois?
Is that where he was, Reagan?
Eureka College?
Almost impossible to imagine.
Remember the way they mocked Sarah Palin, all these no-name schools she'd gone to?
Pathetic, you know, the idea of having somebody like that in the White House.
Oh, it's just too embarrassing and too vulgar for words.
So this UC Davis fella is right that there is declining social mobility, and that means the American dream is shrinking and out of reach for ever larger numbers of people.
But it didn't used to be like that.
And you look at Calvin Coolidge buried across the river in Vermont from me, some ways down the Connecticut River.
You look at the ranks of Coolidges in his line on that little Vermont hillside, and you realize that you used to be able to get to the top of this society from a very humble background.
And now it's increasingly hard.
And the President of the United States has just taken action that's going to make it even harder because not only is he deciding that what we need is even more low-skilled minimum wage immigrants to this country, he's going to make it that the principal victims of that will be Americans in the bottom fifth of society trying to make a living, trying to work hard and trying to dig themselves out of that bottom fifth and get a little further ahead on the ladder.
Everything that this president has done has helped us bifurcate into something that's more like a Latin American society.
That's why he behaves like a caudillo, caudillo, and simply changes the law according to what he thinks it should be.
Because in a Latin American society, there's the elite at the top and there's a big dysfunctional mass at the bottom and there's not a lot of middle class in between.
And trying to find the escalator that gets you from the bottom to a little way up toward the top is all but impossible.
And that's what we are decaying into when we have decaying social mobility.
So this UC Davis guy, he's some lefty, but he's not wrong on this business about declining social mobility and the death of the American dream.
Mark Stein for Rush, Open Line Friday, 1-800-282-2882.
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Let us go.
Let us go to Cindy in Indianapolis, Indiana.
You're live on the Rush Limbaugh Show.
Cindy, thanks for waiting.
Hi, Mark.
I've read your columns.
It's a pleasure to talk to you.
But I disagree with your characterization of the times we're in as post-constitutional order.
I think if we talk about it that way, that's implying we've accepted it as the new normal and it's not going back.
I think we should call it an extra-constitutional order.
This regime is living outside the Constitution, outside the law.
We need, as the people, need to be taking steps to rein it back in, not just going with it like post-constitutional in the same way we say post-modern.
You know, that's just the way it is.
Okay, you're right with that.
I'm not entirely persuaded that your average low-information voter would know what extra constitutional would be.
He'd think that's what he gets an extra constitution.
He thinks, oh, we've got the U.S. Constitution, but they're throwing in Slovenia's as part of the call outlaw.
But yeah, outlaw, I think, is right.
But Cindy, you're right, and I agree.
I understand what you're saying there.
I use the term post-constitutional order because I mean it seriously, because I want people to understand that's what is at stake here.
That if the Republicans do not push back against this and I love the way, Cindy, that they always say, oh, Democrats ought to worry about this because if Obama gets away with this, imagine what a Republican president might do by executive order.
He might tear up Obamacare or he might repeal gay marriage or whatever.
But Democrats understand that the Republicans don't pull this stuff.
They don't pull it.
Well, I hope so, but honestly, I think part of the reason the Republicans aren't being more aggressive about trying to rule him back, I'm a little afraid that some of them are salivating.
You know, Waiting until there's a Republican back in the White House so they can take some of the same kinds of moves, you know, conveniently forgetting that the media for starters and a bunch of other things is not going to let them get away with the same things this administration has got away with.
No, you're right on that.
I mean, if you remember the fuss that was made, the idea that with the Patriot Act, that Bush was checking up on every library book that everybody checked out.
Remember that?
They made such a fuss about the library books.
If you go and take out a library book, Bush knows what library books you're reading.
Now, Obama has the NSA monitoring every single telephone call, every email, every credit card transaction, and nobody minds.
And so that's exactly, I think Democrats have figured that they're the ones who push this stuff, push this stuff.
And in other words, that this will work for them and it won't work for Republicans.
But I use that term, Cindy, because I want people to take this seriously and to push back against it.
And I don't get enough sense that the Republican, already you hear talk of the Republicans, oh, you know, maybe we should just let it go on this immigration thing.
I don't want to live, and I mean this seriously.
And it's nothing really to do with left or right because I accept that the, you know, the Swedes come by their socialist big government honestly.
It's what they want, and they vote for it, and they get it imposed on them in a lawful manner.
What is happening here is that essentially a guy is deciding for himself that the law is whatever he can get away with.
And I feel very uneasy living in a place like that.
It's like Lonnervan to me.
I agree with you.
Left or right.
It doesn't matter who does it.
Our structure will crumble and it will be.
The whole thing will be outlaw.
You're right.
People must take it more seriously.
Well, I'll try and float your thoughts.
I like the outlaw thing better than extra-constitutional.
Because as I said, we're dealing with low, the Democrats like low-information voters, and they're very happy with it.
And I'm not persuaded that they'd be on reliable ground when it comes to what extra-constitutional means.
But I take your point.
And the post-constitutional order, when I use that phrase, it's not a fait accompli.
But it means being serious about pushing back against this.
This fella has usurped, this president has usurped the powers of the legislative branch.
What's the legislative branch going to just shrug and move on to the next debt ceiling increase?
Or are they going to do something about it?
Mark snine for Rush.
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Talking about this guy in Grand Junction, Colorado, facing a felony charge for menacing police with a banana.
And by the way, I don't want people to think that I'm making light of this because it is very dangerous.
He could just eat the banana, hurl it at them, and then the police officers could slip on the peel and bruise their bottoms.
It is a serious business, and I want you to understand I am taking it seriously.
But there has been a lot of reaction to it.
Thankful Hat tweets.
Back when I was a kid, you could put a banana in an unmarked police cruiser's tailpipe without getting arrested.
I don't know whether that's I don't know whether that's really that seems a bit provocative.
That seems a bit provocative to me.
But anyway, there's a lot of this.
People are taking seriously this because if you let this go, if you don't charge this guy waving a banana at police officers, you know, next thing you know, I could be shaking my seasonal berries at them.
You know, there's no end, there's no end to what might happen.
We've also been talking about the immigration, the immigration bill, this amnesty for 5 million fine upstanding members of the undocumented American community that Obama announced.
And in Chicago, he came clean and he said he had changed the law.
I just took action to change the law.
Terence P. Jeffery of CNS News points out that he used the first person singular 91 times in his speech on immigration.
I, me, my.
It's all about him.
It's one man government.
It's one man government.
And I said, for him, the law is what he can get away with at any one time.
You know, in most places, law is law.
This is it.
This is the law.
Law to Obama is what'll fly on the day.
So that's why he defers parts of Obamacare, because they're politically complicated.
They're politically complicated right now.
But a year, if you kick him down the road a year after the midterms, it'll be safe to introduce it.
You know, like the employer mandate.
We will kick it down the road a year and then it'll be safe to introduce it.
Gay marriage.
He believed in gay marriage all along, but he waited until the precisely, finely calibrated moment when it was to his advantage to come out in favor of it to sign on to that.
And now suddenly it's unconstitutional to take the position Obama took for the first five years of his presidency.
That's unconstitutional.
And you should be ashamed of yourself for holding the same views that Obama did for his first five years in office.
But now he's precisely calibrated the moment it's safe to move from that and to be for gay marriage.
It's utterly unconstitutional of you even to raise an objection to it.
Immigration.
He could have done amnestied bazillions of people in the first two years when he controlled everything, when he had Pelosi in the House and Harry Reid in the Senate.
He could have amnestied everybody and everything.
But he didn't because he knew the pushback would be too great.
And so he then could have done it if he'd wanted to do it this way before the 2012 election.
But he knew it might just damage him enough to enable Mitt Romney to slip through.
He didn't want to do it before the 2014 midterms because he thought there'd be a cost to it.
And he doesn't want to wait to do it till 2015 because then there'll be Republicans controlling everything in the Senate.
So he did it in this tiny little window of opportunity.
The law is whatever Obama can get away with on the day he thinks he can get away with it.
And that's why the most interesting part of his words about the Ferguson verdict, grand jury verdict, grand jury decision, the other night were that were the visuals, the split screen, the ones of him on the right speaking at the White House in so horrific terms, the ones on the left with people looting and rioting and lighting up the town.
You couldn't get a better snapshot, a more perfect snapshot of the two wings of the Democratic Party, the gentry liberals in their gated communities on the right-hand side of the screen, where they never have to live with the consequences of what they talk up and the hard reality of the left-hand side of the screen where everything is aflame.
That's the two halves of the demographic coalition that drives the Democrat Party to victory these days.
On the right-hand side of the screen, the nice gentry liberals putting everything in the unit language of social justice, where it all sounds nice, fluffy bunny words, marshmallow words, doesn't sound as if anything could be mean-spirited or bad about them.
And then the left-hand side of the screen, the harsh consequences of it, where if you've made the mistake of opening up a convenience store in Ferguson, Missouri, your business now lies in ruins and everything you have is burnt to the ground.
And that's what I meant when I said this president incentivizes the lawless and punishes the law-abiding.
In other words, if you're one of those people in Ferguson, Missouri who does everything right, you get up, you do what this UC Davis economics professor who says there's no American dream is talking about.
You get up in the morning and you put on a coat and hat and go to work and work at a convenience.
And if you know anything about convenience stores, that's hard work.
That's not nine to five with an hour for lunch.
That's hard work, hard, long days.
And Obama doesn't care about that because if you've got a grievance against some cop, then burning down the convenience store, well, you know, quote, communities of colour, unquote, as he puts it, have got all these legitimate grievances.
And so why not take it out on the Asian store owner?
Boom, up in smoke.
Penalizing the law-abiding and incentivizing the lawless.
That's what he was doing in that speech, where he basically made clear he disagreed with the grand jury verdict.
I doubt he's even looked at any of the evidence.
He disagreed with it, not because he saw Michael Brown as an individual, but he saw Michael Brown the same way Al Sharpton does, as a useful prop in the crowd scene narrative of generalized grievance.
So he's not interested in the specifics of the case any more than Sharpton is.
That's again, that's exactly what he did with immigration.
The U.S. legal immigration system is a disgrace.
And as I said in the last hour, if you enter this process, you are stuck in it for years.
One of the most disturbing consequences of this thing that he's just announced is that if you've been in this country for five years, you can now stay here.
You're not going to be deported.
That's what he said.
And you'll get this little piece of paper, whatever they call the form, and you will then be able to upgrade that into a regular green card, which means you're here to stay.
You're here forever.
You're on the path to citizenship.
Do you realize that if you're one of the people who made the mistake of entering the legal process and you got one of these visas, legal visas that's just short of a green card, the H-1B1 and all these kind of things, where it gives you limited employment rights in the United States, but they don't extend to your spouse or to your children, for example.
But you're here in the country legally and you've got a legal form of work authorization.
You can't upgrade that to a green card.
It's almost impossible to do.
You have to leave the country, go away, come back, apply from.
It's almost impossible.
If you've been here working every day, contributing your taxes to the United States Treasury, it's all but impossible to upgrade that H1 RU12 or whatever it's called.
It's almost impossible to upgrade your RU12 to a full-scale green card within the system.
But if you came here and you didn't pay any taxes and you broke all the laws and you send most of your money back to Mexico every month to the point where remittances from U.S. residents are the biggest source of income in Mexico.
And by the way, we're not talking about immigrants here.
U.S. citizens can't do that.
If you're born and bred in the United States and you're wiring all your money out of the, just in very small amounts out of the country every month, Lois Lerner is going to be performing forensic examinations up every part of your cavities for the rest of your life if you try to do that.
This Fat Cat Act makes it impossible.
This Fat Cat Act means no foreign bank wants to do business with Americans.
You might have a vacation home in the Bahamas.
A Bahamian bank doesn't want a bank account from an American because of this new Fat Cat Act they've passed.
So if you're an American, you can't wire money for the electric bill at your Bahamas holiday home.
But if you're a Mexican in this country illegally, you can send all your money out every month and the government does nothing about it, prioritizes you above legal immigrants, allows you to change your legal status, your status in this country, to full-scale green card far quicker than it does to legal immigrants.
Last time I was here, I mentioned the case of Dina Gilby, whose husband died rescuing people in the World Trade Center.
Her husband was a British subject.
He had a work permit.
He was working in the World Trade Center and he died rescuing Americans on 9-11.
And the Immigration Service of the United States sent her a thing saying, okay, his card expired with him.
You're out of here.
We're going to deport you.
They were in the country legally, and they have fewer rights to a green card than Obama has just proclaimed from the balcony of Barrackingham Palace that these five million illegal immigrants do.
This is, with respect to Cindy, who didn't like the phrase post-constitutional order, this is now a land without law.
Because when the law is what the sovereign on the balcony of Barrackingham Palace says it is, according to how he feels in the morning, then it is not a land of law.
It is a land without law.
Mark Stein for Rush, we'll take your calls straight ahead.
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Let's go to John in Saddlebrook, New Jersey.
John, you're live on Open Line Friday.
How are you doing, Mark?
A huge fan.
Thanks, John.
I do have to say, when I grow up, I want to be just like you and be taken to a Canadian court.
Great.
I can arrange that for you.
I've got very good contacts there.
I can get you up before the Canadian Human Rights Commission and nothing flatjot anytime I want.
That would get one thing off my bucket list.
Well, Mark, you had mentioned in the beginning of the show that you were over in Ramadi, where ISIS has now taken over.
Right.
Approximately 10 years ago, I didn't see you there.
I was over there.
Where were you?
I was in, well, when I say 10 years ago, strictly speaking, it was 11 years ago.
I think it was about six weeks after the fall of Saddam.
And I took a flight from London to Aman, and I rented a beat-up Datsun at the airport.
And I didn't tell the guy I was going to be taking it to Iraq because I didn't think I could get the car insurance on it for one thing.
And I drove through the eastern desert of Jordan to the Trabil border crossing, which you may know, John, if you were in Ramadi in 2004, 2005.
It's just west of Ramadi and what's that town called Rootbar, Rootbar, which is the town between the big town between Ramadi and the Jordanian border.
And one of your comrades, I take it, was manning that post and waved me through into Iraq.
And I drove on that main western highway through the desert.
That actually was a pretty good, you know, I have my differences with Saddam Hussein, but the Department of Transportation or of highway construction or whatever actually did a pretty good job, I thought, in Western Sydney.
About that border crossing, was it tougher to get over that than it is to get into America right now?
No, I love that.
And actually, since you mentioned it, the guy there, who, as I said, he was an American soldier, John, I showed him my Canadian passport, and he sort of giggled at the idea of a Canadian tourist in a Datsun coming and tootling around Iraq.
But he looked at it and he said, welcome to Free Iraq, sir.
And I tell you, that's an easier entry than I've had, ever had at Derby Line, Vermont, or Pittsburgh, New Hampshire, or at Logan Airport or JFK or anywhere else.
So if that guy is listening today, that guy who waved me through and he wants to make a career in the United States Department of Customs and Border Protection, I'd love to be greeted by him the next time I cross the border.
You were there in, what, 10 years ago, 2004?
Is that right, John?
Sir, we came over in 2004, left in 2005.
We actually are on National Geographic's channel.
We were the first to establish, like he said, the free Iraq by starting the first ever elections over there.
I specifically was part of training the National Guard and the police force over there in Ramadi and was a part of the first ever elections.
We had to go around and do a lot of safety checks and make sure and guarantee their safety.
That way they felt comfortable doing it.
From then on, after we were to pull out, first one's most important, had a phenomenal leadership over there, if I may.
I'd like to give a shout out to some of them.
May I?
Yeah, certainly.
Go ahead.
At the time, it was Lieutenant Chappelle.
And we had, he was a phenomenal platoon leader.
He just, he learned the Arabic language before we ever went over there.
And he was definitely the backbone of all leadership that we had there administered over us, whether it was higher or lower.
He was a very significant part of our safety.
And he kept every one of us safe.
Every one of us under his command came back.
That's very good to hear, John.
You must feel devastated, though, at the idea of the black flag of ISIS flying over that town.
Yes, I do feel as if it was all for naught.
But at the same time, it's even more disappointing that they didn't learn to stand up for themselves from the training that they received from us.
No, that's true, John, and you make the critical point there, you know, where the people are just going along with whatever's big at the time.
So one day it's Saddam, next minute it's the United States, next minute it's ISIS.
And it takes a long time to plant the real seeds of liberty with people.
I've got to run, John.
I'm coming up on a hard break.
But thanks for your call, and lots more straight ahead.
The LGBT Equality Caucus in Congress is complaining that Obama's executive order does not do enough for undocumented LGBT immigrants.