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Sept. 2, 2014 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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September 2, 2014, Tuesday, Hour #1
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Welcome to today's edition of the Rush 24-7 podcast.
Yes, America's Anchorman is away.
And this is your undocumented anchorman sitting in, Mark Stein, live from Ice Station EIB in far northern New Hampshire, just a few miles south of the Canadian border.
So if you're an American CEO relocating to Canada for that great corporate tax regime they got up there, do swing by and say hello.
We love to see you.
Rush is away for a few days.
Eric Erickson will be here later this week and Rush returns next week.
I hope you had a great Labor Day.
I did.
I'm all fired up and ready to go.
Mr. Snerdley is in New York doing valiant work down there.
He flew up from West Palm Beach in full recline all the way.
So he had no he's going to do the show in full recline.
That's how reclined he is.
So he's he had no, I don't think there is a Ferguson New Hampshire.
I don't know.
I don't know who they would shoot there either, to be honest.
This state is, what is it?
It's one of the least diverse states.
I'm the only diversity in New Hampshire.
I think it's 99.8% entirely non-diverse, and the 0.2% is me.
That's the most diverse bit of New Hampshire.
But Mr. Snerdley's there, HR, I think, is monitoring the show from home.
That's how concerned they are about the quality of the guest hosts on this show.
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I gather there's some technical issues with the call screening machine.
So if I get your name and town wrong, it's apparently some problems with the display on that.
But if you want to make sure I get your name and town right, then just post them to Jennifer Lawrence's iCloud file because I'm looking at that right now.
It was a big news weekend.
That's a reference, by the way, if you're not up to date on cutting-edge pop cultural icons.
A hacker claims to have hacked into the computer of Jennifer Lawrence, who's a big movie star, and to have, I think his latest thing now is he claims to have video of her performing a sex act, and he's apparently auctioning it on the internet.
And I gather he also claims to have explicit video of Barack Obama that shocked many of his fans.
It's apparently explicit video of Obama performing a full day of work in the Oval Office.
But experts are already doubting the veracity of it.
There's a scene of him in the video supposedly talking to his national security team.
But people think it's, yeah, it is.
I mean, people think it's been doctored.
There's a small hole in the Oval Office carpet, and Obama's wearing plus fours.
And the director of national intelligence appears on closer inspection to be the barman at the Vineyard Country Club.
So there's some question as to whether this hacked video of Obama performing a full day's work is in fact genuine.
Anyway, Obama is away all week.
So what's new, you're asking?
But it's different this time because he's actually away in Europe.
He's gone to see the Baltic states, the leaders of the Baltic states, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania, to, quote, reassure them.
This is the word.
I love The dutifulness of the media when a new word is introduced into circulation.
And the word that Obama of the Obama word of the week is reassurance.
So the trip to the Baltics is to reassure the leaders of Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania that he's got their back, which means Putin should be invading in about four days' time, something like that.
And then he's flying on to the NATO summit in Wales.
It's been revealed that he has been getting news on a daily basis about the rise of ISIS for over a year now, since last June, June 2013, in what they call the presidential daily brief.
And I think it was Catherine Herridge at Fox News who broke this story.
The difference between Obama and his predecessors is that Obama only gets the presidential daily brief in memo form.
The others, his predecessors, Bush, had the guys come in, the big intelligence guys, come in and brief it to him live in person so that if he had a question, he could ask them the question there, or they could, if he wasn't clear as to what the significance of this little factoid they were presenting to him, then Bush would ask them a few questions.
Obama gets them in memo form.
So he's had like 365 memos about the rise of ISIS, and I guess they're all piled up in the corner somewhere underneath the signed photo of him with Jay-Z and Beyonce or whatever it is.
But apparently he has not come back to the intelligence community with any further questions.
So he's had these things.
He makes no comment on them.
He's been getting them for like six months.
And then he goes out in January and tells them that these guys are the JVs, the junior varsity team of Jihad.
Yeah, that's working out.
Anyway, Labor Day has come and gone.
The summer is over.
Party time is over.
It's time to get serious.
And so the president is pivoting, pivoting, as he likes to say.
I don't think people said pivoting before the Obama era.
I don't recall any other president pivoting until he came along.
But he now pivots.
He pivots from the Middle East to the Pacific.
He pivots from healthcare to the economy.
I like the way he pivots when he reads the teleprompter.
He pivots left and then he pivots right and then he pivots left again.
It's like watching it.
Yeah, it's like the world's slowest ping-pong match.
It's pivot, pivot, pivot, pivot.
Anyway, Labor Day is over, so Obama is now pivoting from golf to fundraisers.
That's how serious things are.
And he was talking about, he was talking about that if he's telling fundraisers, these are guys who paid a huge, these are supposedly smart, rich guys who've paid a fortune to be in the presence of the Great One.
And so he's telling these guys who paid thousands of dollars to be in his presence that if you watch the nightly news, it feels like the world is falling apart.
But it isn't.
It's just, you know, you watch the nightly news and there's people being beheaded all over Iraq and Syria and Putin's taking the Ukraine.
And the Jihad boys have taken the Libyan embassy in Tripoli.
And you're thinking, wait a minute, didn't I read that story two years ago?
No, no, that was the other Libyan facility in Benghazi.
They've now taken the main embassy in Tripoli and they're gambling and sporting in the pool in the embassy compound.
And there's all this stuff going on.
And he says, not to matter.
The world's always been messy.
There's all these crazy foreigners running around out there, pulling all this stuff.
It just seems bad now.
It seems worse now because we've got all this social media.
And not a single, not one of the rich, smart guys in the room laughed their heads off at Obama when he said this.
But it's getting bad out there for him.
Frank Bruni, who's a New York Times guy, has written this piece called Obama's Messy Words in the New York Times.
And he's saying his line is like the obvious one.
Even if you haven't got a strategy, even if you haven't got a strategy, why would you stand up at a press conference and say, oh, by the way, I don't have a strategy.
And so the New York Times guy says, not having a strategy is understandable.
But announcing as much, it's hard to see any percentage in that.
It gives no comfort to Americans.
It puts no fear in our enemies.
Just as curious was what Obama followed that up with.
And then he goes on about this social media thing.
It's not the terror folks.
It's the tweets.
And he engages in the bit.
Then he feels, okay, I've been hard on Obama there.
So I've got to do a bit of bushbashing here.
So I didn't like the mission accomplished.
I didn't like all the Texan swagger.
I didn't like all that Axis of Evil stuff.
And then he goes back to Obama.
And these guys are beginning to wake up to the fact that the planet is falling to pieces on Obama's watch.
And Obama, you pay thousands of dollars.
You're big, rich Democrat fundraiser, big time Democrat donor, and you pay thousands and thousands of dollars to get the inside word from Obama himself live in person.
Because unless you're his golf partner, you don't get to spend a lot of time with him.
And he tells you that it's all the fault of social media.
And nobody laughed.
Nobody laughed.
As I said, the U.S. Embassy in Tripoli is now in the hands of the Jihad boys.
They posted video.
You know, the funny thing as well, by the way, we talk about social media as this thing that Westerners invented and developed and is incredibly sophisticated.
And it's actually liberals, progressives who make the best use of social media.
You know, say, oh, the Romney campaign didn't know how to use social media.
Obama used social media.
Michelle Obama knows all about hashtags.
She posed for a photograph with that pouty, sad face holding up the hashtag saying, hashtag, bring back our girls, about all these kidnapped girls in Nigeria.
And those girls are still kidnapped.
They've been sold in sex slavery now.
And the hashtag didn't work.
But the social media works great for these for the for all these ISIS guys, all these jihad guys.
They're putting up their beheadings.
There's pictures of headless girls all over the streets of Mosul.
They're all over the internet.
They're beheading people on YouTube.
These guys who've just taken over the US Embassy in Tripoli, they're putting, they put that up.
They put the video of them all diving into the pool, having a, they're fully clothed because they're like a bit, they're discreet, these Muslim lads, and they don't like to show anything between the kneecaps and the chest.
And they're all diving into the pool of the US Embassy in Tripoli, and they're posting it on social media.
And so here's the question for the left.
You guys think all the old kind of Cold War, stern-faced Dick Cheney types, that Don Rumsfeld, that's all irrelevant.
In the new world, it's about soft power.
It's the information age.
It's the knowledge economy.
It's about communication.
It's about knowing all the stuff the cool kids know about.
Like the Twitter and the YouTube and the Facebook.
And it turns out that fellas who like to chop your head off know how to use YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter better than Obama and all the cool kids he's got surrounding him in his Oval Office team.
That's what it's come to.
He's not even a good tweeter.
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With everything that's going on in the world, what has America's Secretary of State been up to?
Obama said that America doesn't have a strategy.
And so presumably the greatest thinkers in the Obama administration are now working on this strategy.
John Kerry has a delightful photograph of John Kerry spending Labor Day kiteboarding, kiteboarding.
That's not a form of torture.
If Don Rumsfeld were kiteboarding, it would be a form of torture.
But apparently this is a form of water sport.
And John Kerry is photographed kiteboarding off Nantucket.
And he's not wearing his usual buttock-hugging electric yellow lycra.
He's wearing what a few years ago would have been his Auntie Mabel's bloomers, but are now apparently the preferred garb for doing cool sports like kiteboarding.
Maybe he could kiteboard over to Tripoli and kiteboard around the pool at the U.S. Embassy compound with all the jihad boys currently swimming in the U.S. Embassy pool and ask them politely whether they'd like to respect American sovereignty.
But at any rate, it's heartening to know that John Kerry has found the time to take up the sport because he windsurfed.
I thought that was Kerry's sport off Nantucket.
He liked to windsurf off Nantucket, but now he's apparently moved on and he's kiteboarding off Nantucket because he's got a fairly light job and doesn't take up a lot of time.
So he's had plenty of spare time to learn a new hobby.
So he's pictured there in his Auntie Mabel's Bloomers kiteboarding off Nantucket.
Meanwhile, Putin tells José Manuel Barroso, who is the president of the European Commission, that if he wants to, he can take Kiev in two weeks.
This is from the Italian newspaper La Repubblica.
I'll say it in Italian, in effect, as well.
Sevoglio pueno Kiev in duo sedimane.
So Putin, Putin tells the, this is just his small talk.
This is the way he breaks the ice when he meets foreign leaders.
So he meets the president of the European Commission, Jose Manuel Barroso, and says to him, if I wanted to, I could take Kiev in two weeks.
Two weeks.
Meanwhile, John Kerry is going kiteboarding, kiteboarding.
Timing is everything.
Timing is everything.
And the date these guys have in mind now is January 2017.
That's when Obama leaves office.
It's pretty clear they've got the run of the planet right now.
Libya is another failed state.
There's problems basically from West Africa now all the way over to the Hindu Kush, to Afghanistan.
He's been told he's got a free hand in Ukraine.
Obama never makes a speech except to say either that I've got no strategy or to take stuff off the table.
He's taken so much off, he said, we're not going to have military action over Ukraine or whatever.
He's taken so much stuff off the table that the table is bare.
And these guys get it.
The Chinese get it.
The Iranians get it.
They don't know what's going to happen in November 2016.
It might be that Hillary Rodham Clinton gets elected president.
And they've got another eight years to do this.
But the trick with all this stuff is timing, timing, timing.
If General Galtieri, who invaded the Falklands as a distraction from the Argentine economy, if he'd invaded the Falklands three years earlier, the Labour government in Britain would probably have entered into pointless negotiations through the UN, and the Argentine flag would still be flying on those islands.
Because once things happen, and a bit of time goes by, they never get reversed.
They never get reversed.
But he happened to make the mistake of doing it while Mrs. Thatcher was in power and she dispatched a big task force and they kicked the Argentines off those islands and sank pretty much the whole Argentine Navy.
So timing is everything in these things.
And these guys have got to figure out: suppose America sobers up.
I know it looks like Hillary's going to win this thing in a walk, and we'll have another eight years to pull all this stuff.
But just suppose America sobers up and decides to elect a serious president, and all the advisors are sitting around in the Kremlin and the Chinese Politburo and in the Grand Ayatollah's drawing room in Tehran.
And they say, well, suppose America gets serious and elects a serious president.
And everyone falls around laughing, going, ha ha, yeah, right, like that's likely to happen.
Pull the other one.
But suppose it does.
Suppose America did get serious.
That means, that means that you've got to pull all this stuff that you're going to do now.
You've got to do it.
You're going to have to do it before January 2017.
So there's the clock that's ticking, not just for Obama, but for all the mischief makers on the planet, too.
And it's critical that.
It's critical because they know that there's an absence of American power.
And the incentive, therefore, is to be bolder and bolder and bolder before the clock runs out on the Obama era.
And it's like nobody wants to have a foreign policy election.
It's actually probably the one thing on which the American people agree with Obama.
They got sick of wars.
They got sick of 10 years of war, getting nowhere, going nowhere, not worth it.
But it doesn't work like that.
Everything in your house is made in a foreign country.
Everything in Walmart is made in a foreign country.
Everything requires open sea lanes and global order to get all that cheap junk made in China into your rec room.
And that's why when the world starts to crumble and fall apart at the edges, it's a serious business.
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I was talking about the strategy that Obama's revelations got, no strategy on ISIS.
And people say it was very difficult to have a strategy on ISIS because there's like, who knows, who can tell which bunch of crazies we ought to be on the side of in that part of the world.
Like in Syria, for example, the fellow who was the American who was killed while fighting for ISIS in Syria, Douglas MacArthur McCain.
By the way, isn't that just the perfect name for an American jihadist?
That is sad.
Doesn't it stir the blood?
Doesn't it make you think, what a great country.
Only in America, only in America can a guy grow up in Minnesota with the name Douglas MacArthur McCain and become a head hacker for ISIS.
Doesn't it make you proud?
Doesn't it make you well?
That's wonderful.
Douglas MacArthur McCain.
No relation, by the way.
I don't think he's Megan McCain's brother or anything.
Douglas MacArthur McCain was, well, we're not sure whether he's Megan McCain's brother.
I don't want to be rude or anything, but a lot of the time she sounds like she's lost her head too.
Anyway, enough of that.
Douglas MacArthur McCain, Douglas MacArthur McCain, who was killed while fighting for the ISIS guys in Syria.
And Josh Ernest credited the fellows who killed him, who are the, what are they called?
The Free Army, the Free Syrian Army.
These are the moderate jihadists that we're supposed to be on the side of.
And they got caught up with this guy, Douglas MacArthur McCain, and they killed him.
So the Free Syrian Army, that's easy, right?
So it's like Syria, ISIS, the bad guys.
Assad is a bad guy, but the Free Syrian Army, these are the good guys.
No, the Free Syrian Army are the ones who've also kidnapped all these Fijian peacekeepers who are guarding the Golan Heights.
They've taken into custody all these Fijian peacekeepers.
And actually, the situation is looking pretty grim for them.
The UN policy, by the way, for peacekeepers is when anybody approaches you, you surrender to them.
That's the UN policy.
We saw that in you don't have to surrender to them in French.
They'll take it in any language.
In Rwanda, they put Nick Nolte in that Hotel Rwanda movie playing the sort of grizzled.
He was originally a Canadian general, but they gave the part to Nick Nolte because that's how racist Hollywood is.
So they cast Nick Nolte as the Hollywood general and try to make a heroic movie out of the Rwanda genocide.
And there's no heroism because under UN rules of engagement, if anybody comes up and says, hello, we're the jihad guys who live next door and we'd like to kidnap you, you're just supposed to surrender your weapons and surrender to them.
And the Fijian guys did.
Fijians, by the way, they're tough fighters.
They're tough.
They've got a serious army.
They did good stuff in Iraq.
I think they were guarding the Iraqi currency as it traveled around from bank to bank at one point.
No, they're way tougher than they're way tougher than Uyghurs.
I'm being serious here.
The Fijian guys are tough guys.
But the UN rules of engagement say you surrender.
So the very next day then, these Free Syrian army guys come along and it's Philippines guarding.
So the Fijians have been kidnapped.
So they put the Filipinos in at the Golan Heights.
This is all in the last couple of days.
And the Filipinos say no.
We don't want to be taken into.
We don't care what we disregard.
They disobey the UN commander's instruction to be taken into capture, to be captured by the Free Syrian army.
Why?
Because they understand that the rules that Obama may not have a strategy and the UN may not have a strategy and nobody may not have a strategy.
But if you're on the front line there and you've looked at all these tweets of people with their head being chopped off, you know the rules have changed.
It's not like the old days.
They just take your capture for a couple of days and then release you.
So the Filipinos said no to the Free Syrian army, who are supposed to be the good guys, the guys who killed this American jihadist.
They killed him and they didn't behead Douglas MacArthur McCain, but they beheaded six other ISIS fighters that they captured with him and then posted the photographs on Facebook as part of their excellent use of social media that the president is so admiring of.
So these are the guys that these are the moderates.
It's what Andy McCarthy, my old comrade Andy McCarthy at National Review calls moderate beheadings.
If you go, if you're not a connoisseur of Facebook and Twitter, it may just look like any old headless corpse there.
But in fact, when you look at the official position of the United States, is that when you see a guy with his head chopped off by ISIS lying in the ground, that's an extremist.
That's extremist radical beheading.
But when you see a guy lying on the ground with his head chopped off by the free Syrian army, that's moderate beheading.
That sensible, centrist, non-partisan reach across the aisle and slice your head off with the scimitar beheading that sensible people of a moderate disposition can all get behind.
This is, you begin, I don't wish to sympathize with Obama, but you begin to understand the difficulty in working out a strategy between the extremist beheaders and the moderate beheaders.
Let's go to Jeff in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Jeff, you're live on the Rush Limbaugh Show.
Pleasure to talk to you, Mr. Stein.
My pleasure.
Great to have you with us.
Well, a couple of things.
First, I'll get to the thing where Mr. Obama, our president, thinks that everybody in this country needs a wave.
Not a raise.
A wave.
He did.
He did say that, didn't he?
He had a touch of the old Elmer Fuds and he had difficulty rolling his R's, which sounds a lot ruder in British English, but is in fact just.
That would be great with an Elmer Fudge.
It really would be.
Yeah, I poor me for everyone is going to get a wave.
That's pretty.
He said that's what he was trying to say, but it came out wrong.
Yeah, you're right.
If that had been George Bush, I mean, that's all CNN would be talking about for the next three weeks, you know, like the disappearing plane or whatever they want to talk about next.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, that's true.
What else is on your mind, Jeff?
So the ISIS, I mean, our president had, it's obvious he had information about this a long, long time ago.
And he just chooses, he chooses to sit on his hands and play golf and fundraise and do everything that he wants rather than, you know, I mean, if this is going to be an issue, make it an issue.
You know, get off your butt and do something.
I mean, there's not just problems over there.
There's problems here too.
And he's not taking care of anything.
Well, you know, what he, the thing is, he's committed to the transformation of the United States.
You know, so his interest in ISIS getting a nuclear bomb, a dirty nuke, or the Iranians getting a dirty nuke, or the North Koreans selling their nuclear technology to the Iranians, which has just come up in the last couple of days.
His interest in all that is that basically he doesn't want them destroying the United States before he's had a chance to finish destroying it.
He's committed to the fundamental domestic transformation.
And his only interest in foreign affairs, I would say, is like twofold.
He doesn't want them getting in the way of that job.
But he also operates from the core left-wing principle, which is what it is, that any alternative to American power is better.
And it doesn't matter which of these incoherent, crazy groups, whether it's in Libya, whether it's in Syria, whether it's in Iraq, which of them comes out on top.
The point is the vacuum of American power is the point.
He has basically said America is withdrawing from the world.
He takes the view.
If you go back to his earliest meetings with foreign leaders, when he always talked about everything, what was it he said at that meeting when Chavez was going on about the Cuban Revolution or whatever it was, or the Cuban, the Bay of Pigs, the Bay of Pigs.
And Obama said, well, don't blame me.
I wasn't even born yet.
In other words, anything before Obama is part of that bad old American history that he has repudiated.
And under him, his policy is basically, unless he absolutely has to, unless he absolutely has to.
And he doesn't to a large degree.
When these Yazidi guys were all dying on the mountaintop and the foreign papers were covering it, then he had, and in fact, other foreign air forces and things had begun doing drops and all the rest.
Then he had to get in on it because it was making him look non-humanitarian.
But other than that, Jeff, he's really, his whole, he's got no interest in the planet except that he thinks it would be better off without America.
That's basically his view, Jeff.
Well, just think about it, though.
If one of these other countries do get it, it's confirmed that they do have nuclear arms.
And Obama got over there and he was the one that disarmed them.
Boyd, not only would he have stopped the war and Osama bin Laden, he would have disarmed these countries of their nuclear weapons as well.
How wouldn't that just be the charity on the Sunday for him?
Well, at a certain level, yes.
But don't forget, look at it from these guys' point of view.
If you look at it from the Iranians' point of view, or the North, one reason why we have to tip to around North Korea, which is a basket case, it's got a GDP down there at undetectable levels somewhere around Zimbabwe.
It makes nothing.
It exports nothing except knock off Viagra.
But it's somehow managed to become a nuclear power.
And the reason it did that, once it did that, you can't mess around with Pyongyang and Kim Jong-un.
You can't mess around with him the way you messed around with Colonel Gaddafi.
Colonel Gaddafi made the mistake in 2003 after the Iraq war of giving up his nuclear program.
And as a result, he wound up being knifed to death.
He got some knives in rather unpleasant places.
And then he took a bullet at close quarters when he was taken into capture.
He ended up very messily, a rotten, stinking body in the back of a pickup truck, because he didn't have nuclear weapons.
And this is the point.
These guys figure out that the way to keep America off your back is to become a nuclear power.
And Obama is relatively cool with that.
Obama, I believe, Obama is actually in favor.
He thinks Iran deserves to become a nuclear power out of his great respect for Persian culture or whatever it is, but also because he thinks it would be a stabilizing factor in a post-American Middle East.
This is how crazy, this is how crazy the guy currently running the global superpower is in terms of that.
Mark Stein in Farash, we'll take more of your calls straight ahead.
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If you want to know, if you want to know, by the way, what the most expensive government on the planet is doing while the planet is imploding all over the map, the Washington Post has a story today on a multi-million dollar National Institutes of Health study now in its fourth year,
where they've been studying why lesbians have a higher obesity rate than heterosexual women and gay men.
And they have come up with that it is a summary that shows nearly three-quarters of lesbians are overweight or obese.
And they say that it's lower, they've concluded, they've concluded, this is your tax dollars at work, at LGBT outreach work, have included that lower athletic self-esteem among lesbians may lead to higher rates of obesity.
And the study has also found that gay and bisexual males had a greater desire for toned muscles than straight men.
Because like straight men are just down in the man cave with the six pack of beer watching the TV while your gay guys are working out so they look great on the beach at Fire Island.
I'm stereotyping there.
What's that?
Yeah, no, no, straight men look fabulous.
And the survey is that lesbian women, and again, I apologize if I'm stereotyping here, but this survey just took millions of dollars of your money to confirm the stereotypes.
The lesbian women are obese because they have low self-esteem, and gay men look fabulous.
And they spent their money on that, but also on the Washington Post story, the government also considers the government's study of duck genitals.
And this has come up that the government has been studying duck genitals.
They don't have a strategy on ISIS, but they have a strategy on duck genitals because you never know when you might need one.
So the government strategy on duck genitals has found, it's called conflict, social behavior and evolution, which would actually be a great name for a study on the rise of ISIS in Syria and Iraq.
But they didn't do one.
Instead, they did a study on duck genitals.
And they've discovered that duck vaginas run clockwise in a corkscrew while the penises run counterclockwise in a corkscrew.
And so the duck, the duck, he's like, well, you know how it is when you've got like a home improvement project and you're trying to get the threads wrong and all the rest of it.
It's the same with duck genitals.
The gander, oh no, that's a goose, isn't it?
Well, he's, I don't know whether he can do it.
But anyway, the male duck, what is that?
A mallard?
I can't remember now.
The mallard.
The mallard, when he sees the duck he wants to hit on, his problem is that he's got a counterclockwise penis and she's got a clockwise vagina.
And HR, who is a scholar in this field, says, there once was a man with a corkscrew penis who searched all the world for a corkscrew Venus.
But alas, when he found one, oh, such dread, for the corkscrew Venus had a left-hand thread.
That's courtesy of HR.
And HR, that's like, he did it in four lines.
Your study, your four-year government study on duck genitalia called whatever it is: Conflict, Social Behavior and Evolution, which, as I said, will be a great title for a study of the difference between the extremist beheaders and the moderate beheaders in Syria, but instead was applied to that.
We are, we have got the best strategy.
You know, Putin, he hasn't got a strategy on duck genitals.
When the whole duck genital situation blows up in his face, he's going to be the one going out on TV and saying, Oh, sorry, I don't have a strategy on duck genitals.
I don't know how we overlooked it.
He's the one who's going to be doing it.
But these guys, we're on top of duck genitals.
Your government is on top of duck genitals round the clock.
Mark's time for us.
Mordecai.
Hey, I got to say, Canadians of all the best lines.
My fellow Canadian Ted Cruz gave a speech on Saturday in Dallas.
And I thought this was actually, I thought this was a pretty good line.
He said, Have you heard about the new Obama diet?
It's terrific.
It's fail-safe.
It works.
All you've got to do is let Putin eat your lunch every day.
That was Ted Cruz speaking in Dallas and with, I think he's actually taking a more aggressive position on ISIS than Rand Paul.
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