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Nov. 11, 2011 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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November 11, 2011, Friday, Hour #1
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Welcome to today's edition of The Rush 24-7 podcast.
You know, it's amazing.
And they're not even an advertiser anymore, folks.
They're not even an advertiser.
It's amazing.
I got up today, so you know, the usual feels like I've got a bit of congestion coming on right there.
The upper chest, the bronchial tubes, heading into the throat, then into the hand at a full-blown head cold and blah, blah, blah.
And I sent somebody out at what was it, 6:30 this morning here on the left coast for some Zycam, the spray stuff.
It's gone.
Honest to goodness.
The chest congestion, all that stuff that you know, the oncoming I'm jazzed.
It's gone.
It's Friday.
Greetings live from the left coast at our satellite studios in Los Angeles.
It's open line Friday.
Let's see, we've been here three days, and that's the first day that we've been that Johnny Donovan has remembered that we are in Los Angeles.
And it's open line Friday, and uh boy, we got it loaded today.
I mean, we got audio soundbikes like out the wazoo today.
They're all good.
Uh good stack of stuff.
And open line Friday means that you Snerdley's not here, is he either?
Good grief.
Who knows what's going to happen today.
Snerdley is gone.
Uh some group called him and wanted him to do a speech, some political seminar, and I think it's a joke, but he believed it.
So he's gone someplace.
Where did he go?
Washington or no, no, he didn't go down to Occupy Wall Street.
I know he didn't do that.
Anyway, uh, so open line Friday means whenever you call today, whatever you want to talk about's fine.
It doesn't have to be anything I care about.
That is a rule Monday through Thursday.
I have to care about it, or it's Syanara for you before you ever hit the air, unless you um cleverly trick Snerdley, which, you know, since he's not here, I can say this.
It's getting increasingly easier to trick him.
It really is.
I mean, people get I I wouldn't want to say this with him sitting here, but he's never going to hear about this.
People getting through Snerdley, it's it's it's worse than it's ever been, frankly.
I I if there was somebody to talk about it with, I'd talk about it, but I have to talk to myself about it because it's my problem, nobody else's.
At any rate, um just whatever you want to talk about.
Questions, comments, you feel free, folks.
800-282-2882 is the number.
And we do look at email, the email address, L Rushbow at EIB net.com.
We are in Los Angeles.
That's our final day.
I went out to play golf yesterday after the program with uh with Joel Cerno.
My friend who used to produce uh 24.
He was uh instrumental in in uh the old TV show Miami Vice, which is a real challenge to write a show about a drug bust every week for four years uh in Miami.
And one of the guys, uh uh the great Maurice, uh uh one of the head writers of that show was also in the group, and Sammy.
Sammy, uh, who I'm told owns all kinds of land in Syria, but can't sell it, obviously, because it's Syria.
And uh I was not having a good hour.
I told him I only had time for it for nine holes because I got a meeting uh last night since we're leaving here earlier than I had planned.
Uh had to move a meeting up, uh, and it was last night.
So only had time for nine holes, and this place was an hour and a half away from where I'm staying out here, so I had to get out after nine holes.
And I told him uh everybody when you go play golf wants to bet.
I if I I'm the last to bring it up because I don't even think about it, it just doesn't occur to me, but everybody wants this.
We're playing a $20 Nassau.
And uh Cerno and I against uh the great Maury and Sammy, and I'm just horrible.
I've been the third time I played golf since uh August.
And I told him on the first T, and this course, it's a Sadakoy is the name of the course, and the fairways are about five feet wide with trees lining, and I said, first T and it's the second time I played it.
I said, look, I'm gonna be OB, I'm gonna slice it right.
It's gonna take four or five holes here, because I just went right to the first T from the car.
It's gonna be four or five holes before I get warmed up, loosened up and all that, and they all think I'm sandbagging them.
And uh first T, three balls, OB to the right.
I just know I'm lazy, I don't finish the turn when Hank Haney's not around to berate me.
You know, I I I revert.
And so the point of this is that I'm playing horribly.
Cerno is carrying our tusum, and we're we're down.
In fact, we lose the front nine.
We're dormy after seven holes.
We can't we can't win.
So, but but but Sammy and Maury are our gambling pigs.
Uh when they beat us, they started betting the caddy on things.
So I said, we go into the ninth holes of par three up the hill, um 170 yards, I think, was the distance with the wind, everything.
And I said to Sammy, Sammy, then look at.
Like I told you on the first team, I did tell him this, I don't carry anything less than hundreds.
So the bet's gonna have to be large enough that if I lose, uh I can pay off on a hundred dollar bill because I can't make change.
I don't carry anything less than hundreds, I never do.
His eyes widened.
Because, you know, I'm I'm I'm sucking here.
I'm I'm looking horrible.
So old Sammy's eyes widen up.
So do Great Morris's eyes widen up big time.
And uh turns out to be double or nothing on the whole front nine bet.
So we go from losing to even with double or nothing on this last hole, and we all tee off 160 yards.
We all end up in a sand trap.
Uh not the same one.
Uh I'm pin high to the left.
The Great Maury and Cerno are a little bit long in a trap behind the green into the left, and uh Sammy is uh to the right side of the green in a trap.
It's a the greens were like Augusto.
You couldn't, if Augusta, you couldn't hold the green, and if you if you missed a downhill putt, or literally roll off the green.
So I'm the closest to the pin, but that's not good coming out of trap, and I'm I'm luckily I'm below the hole, so I've got to get it out of the trap and keep it below the hole for an uphill putt.
Everybody else is looking at downhill shot coming out of the trap.
So I know that I'm if I can just execute one sand shot.
And I'm reminding them this whole time, all I got's a hundred dollars.
I can't make change.
I don't they're all excited.
And it turns out that uh after we all take our second shots, I am close to the hole, therefore I go last.
And they all miss their par putts.
Now here am I?
I haven't done a thing for eight holes.
It's been horrible.
I haven't done a thing for eight holes.
Sammy, the great Morris salivating here.
100 bucks on the golf course is a big deal.
Bam.
Straight in putt, back in a cup, plop plop.
And that was just a great ending.
Great.
It just shows you never quit.
You're never gonna anything can happen.
Uh and they knew.
I mean, you could tell the look on their faces, they're a little bit alarmed, because I approached the punt with confidence.
And I don't know because I didn't get paid off.
The question was, did they have $100 bills?
I don't know.
They continued playing, those three continued play.
So I don't know what Cerno did with my winnings.
He might have wagered them uh and lost it on the back nine with these sharks.
So I don't know.
Anyway, it was fun.
And I uh I got in a car and sped back an hour and a half back from my uh for my meeting, and here we are, ready to do open line Friday.
How'd you like that stick to the issues crowd?
Did you like that story?
Because I got more of them.
If you uh if you want to hear them, clutch limbaugh.
And then, of course, after that, what do we have?
Big National Football League game this week, and I could really stick it to the stick to the issues crowd, a little football story here.
Actually, I don't want to do a football story.
I want to talk about Carrie Fisher's biography or autobiography.
What's this?
What does this mean?
Yeah, but oh, but there's more than the Ted Kennedy stuff in this, but in given that we are, and then is it still up?
Yeah, you know what you ought to do for you ought to take a look at the drudge homepage.
This is classic.
Herman Cain with uh three women and a guy.
Is that women that picture make women look uncomfortable?
Do you think in the in the era now of sexual harassment?
He's got his arm around two women and they look really happy.
Look satisfied.
Women look very pleased.
Do you know how that picture does ripping the left up?
Can you imagine how the left feels today?
He's fundraising is at a knife.
CNN's beside themselves today.
CN literally is beside themselves today.
They said they're reporting it.
Kane has raised $9 million in six weeks, and they claim now, get the CNN Claims that Herman Cain is unfairly cashing in on this controversy.
Who knew this had been going on for six weeks?
Does it seem like six weeks?
Time is really uh really flying here.
So CNN pulling out the big guns.
Uh they're showing clips of Jonathan Alibowitz mocking Kane on the Daily Show.
Which will that I don't teach Kennedy.
They're mad at Herman Cain for using the media to raise money.
Can you imagine?
After all this, see, he was supposed to be gone.
He's supposed to have uh tucked his tail between his legs and uh grabbed the nearest woman and you know faded stage left.
Get out of here.
They were supposed to have shamed him, scared him, exposed him, whatever, out of the race.
Fundraising is up, his polling is holding fairly steady, raised nine million dollars, so now he's cashing in.
And then that picture on Drudge, which takes us to Carrie Fisher.
Speaking of sexual harassment uh charges, or rather the lack of them in this case.
There's an amusing anecdote out there, Carrie Fisher's latest autobiography.
She's she's the daughter, by the way, of the movie star Debbie Reynolds.
I met Debbie Reynolds once at a house clinic.
She was the entertainment.
She's hilarious.
I'd forgotten, but she is hilarious, comedian, Debbie Reynolds.
That's that's Carrie Fisher's mom.
And Carrie Fisher uh played Princess Leia in the first Star Wars flick.
That was before calling someone Princess was a sexist.
It was a sexist.
Do you believe Kane had to apologize for calling Pelosi Princess Pelosi?
And you know who got on him for it?
Dana Perino.
Dana Perino said tit uh uh not tit.
What does she say?
Tiss tiss.
That's you know, Miss Pelosi can disagree with her policy, whatever, but she earned that title speaker.
So Kane apologizes for calling Pelosi Princess Pelosi.
So you can't call anybody Princess today, but back then you could call Carrie Fisher Princess Leia was the name of her character in the Star Wars movie.
Now, in this latest book, Carrie Fisher mentions an amusing exchange that she had with the lion of the Senate, Ted Kennedy and his buddy Chris Dodd is back in 1985.
This is the same year that Kennedy and Chris Dodd went to a restaurant in Washington called a brasserie and invented in the modern era anyway, what's known as the waitress sandwich.
The waitress sandwiches in either Dodd or Kennedy on the bottom, a waitress in the middle, uh either uh on her stomach or on her back, and then either Dodd or Kennedy on the top.
At Ergo, you've got the waitress sandwich.
It's actually a rap because when you roll it 90 degrees, then it changes everybody's angles and more thrills and fun.
So that is the same year that they invented that procedure.
So Carrie Fisher in the book says that while having dinner with these two, suddenly Senator Kennedy, seated directly across from me, she writes, looked at me with his alert aristocratic eyes.
That's the first time I have ever considered Senator Kennedy's eyes anything other than glassy.
Aristocratic.
Anyway, I'm not an attractive woman, so I wouldn't know how Senator Kennedy's eyes appear to one, but apparently the aristocratic Carrie Fisher.
So anyway, she goes on, she uh says that he said uh was clearly amused.
Do you think you'll be having sex with Chris here at the end of your date?
And to my left, Chris Dodd looked at me with an unusual grin hanging on his very flushed face.
And she writes that she said, funnily enough, I won't be having sex with Chris tonight.
That probably won't happen, but thanks for asking, though.
Well, it's not in not over there.
Senator Kennedy, persistent, says, would you have sex with Chris in a hot tub?
She says that Senator Kennedy asked her that perhaps as a way to say goodnight.
She then said, No, I'm no good in water.
Senator Kennedy could have said, Neither am I, and neither was Mary Joe.
This is incredible.
So she says to him, No, I'm no good in water.
Kennedy names his dog Splash.
Now, how come Carrie Fisher didn't file a sexual harassment claim?
Does this not sound like far more risque behavior than anything that's been alleged against Herman Cain?
Seriously now.
Isn't this more borish?
Isn't this more obtrusive, intrusive, disrespectful, what have you, than anything Herman Cain's been alleged to have done.
She could file a sexual harassment claim now, because Chris Dodd's still around out there.
He's alive and kicking.
And meanwhile, our moral guardians in the news media are all chuckling at what an amusing story this is.
In the midst of trying to run Herman Cain out of town for something nobody can say happened.
Oh, speaking of that, who is it, the crash hour?
Well, the Feminazi's not happy with me, by the way, over that uh synchronizing minstrel cycles.
They're really ticked off.
We got the soundbite on this.
Really, really unhappy with old El Rushbow over that one.
But the lawyer for one of the women, uh, Karen Crash hours, Joel Bennett's the lawyer, said his client does not intend to talk to the media or to authorize him to talk further until and unless the other women agree to come forward together.
So, and the other women won't return her call.
She can't assemble the panel.
Which it makes sense to me.
You ever been in a restaurant, a bunch of couples sitting at the same table when one woman has to go to the bathroom, bam, they all get up and go.
It's a protective measure or uh excuse to get away from the men or what have you.
This woman crash hour cannot assemble the other four, or three or however many it is.
So they won't have to worry about synchronized minstrel cycles at least.
Open line Friday at 800-282-2882.
And we try to get to phone calls uh earlier on in the in the program on Friday than uh usually happens.
So sometime in this hour, we will probably get to the uh to the phone calls.
I don't understand what's wrong with talking about minstrel cycles uh and synchronized.
You know, if Carville had done it, they're gonna be yucking it up.
Oh man, I met James, a funny guy.
James are really funny.
Look at you have what was her name, Eve, somebody out there can read it.
Doesn't feminine feminism teach?
I mean, what was it?
The vagina monologues.
Was a popular Broadway play.
What the hell do you think they talked about in that play?
What?
It's different.
It's different.
Well, let's go to the audio soundbite.
This is Veterans Day.
I want to wish everybody in the United States military the best and express on behalf of all of us uh the most sincere thanks that we can muster for your service, your volunteerism, uh, everything that you've done, everything that you do.
People in the United States military are a select very small, unique bunch of people.
They do things that 99% of the country wouldn't do.
In fact, more than 99%.
And they do it better than anybody else in the world does it.
And they are besmirched politically.
Sometimes they are a footballer gets kicked around but never here on this program.
It's Veterans Day.
This also this week was the Marine Corps 236th birthday.
And we just want everybody wears the uniform the United States military or has or is planning to.
You are loved, you are respected, you are revered, appreciated, thought of constantly, prayed for, uh, and held in the highest Regard and respect.
And I can say that that probably reflects the vast, vast majority of people in this country.
Certainly not everybody, but the numbers that who do not are so small.
I'd say the true one percenters are the men and women of the United States military.
The true one percenters.
Speaking of this, here's Barack Obama, February 4th last year, National Prayer Breakfast.
Speaking about this.
Navy Corpsman, Christian Bashar.
Corpsman Brashard, Corpsman Bashar.
Corpsman, uh President of the United States.
Do we have time?
Yeah, play number two, real quick.
On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today.
Our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.
He sees many of the fallen heroes in the audience today.
He has no clue what they wrote.
He's just reading it.
A man, a legend, a way of life, Rush Limbaugh, your guiding light.
Here on Open Line Friday on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.
Let's go right to the audio sound bites where the anger uh directed at me over this uh synchronizing minstrel site.
You know, this is not new.
Remember back in the 90s, we explained the all-American first cavalry Amazon battalion.
That was the whole point.
The all-American first cavalry Amazon battalion was to get rid of Manuel Noriega.
Uh women in combat was a big issue back at the time.
And I was trying to help the military come up and have women in combat, and we need to have an Amazon battalion.
How do you how do you create banshees?
And we know.
We know, and I know you can't say it.
Stereotypical.
Happens once a month.
Get out of the way.
Well, imagine a whole brigade.
And and you could do it because these things synchronized.
And that gave us the All American First Cavalry Amazon battalion.
Back then, people thought, wow, this Limbaugh guy, he's creative.
Funny.
I'd have never thought of that now.
Just grief.
That had to be 19.
Whenever Noriego's being forced out, so it was the first Bush term that would be between 88 and 92.
That was, I understand that feminism was uh getting its hooks, roots, dug deep and so forth, but it wasn't to the degree now that people are afraid to even whisper anything.
And of course, that fear does not overcome me.
I haven't changed.
But everybody else is pulls back, doesn't say what they really think many times, especially with other people around, particularly if they're people they don't know.
Um the political correctness is working.
People are censoring themselves, not for any reason other than somebody might get mad and get offended and start raising hell or act like a little whining baby or what have you.
Well, back then, 1990, let's say, so that's 21 years ago, it was funny.
It was ripoaringly funny.
Today, you sort of see the staff.
Don't rush, don't know, don't, don't.
1990, do it!
Yeah, keep on.
That's funny as don't do it right in just 21 years.
So here's it's the the woman that got all bent out of shape is a uh woman named Dahlia Lithwick.
Not to be confused with Sharon by a lick.
This is Dahlia Lithwick.
Now, I I know this name from somewhere.
She writes somewhere.
Uh she was on Rachel Maddow's show on PMS NBC last night.
And they played this soundbite, and this is what sets up what comes next.
This is what got everybody in, well, at least on these uh on this show, it tizzy.
This crash hour told friends, they're beginning to worry, and all the scrutiny might keep the other women from appearing publicly with her.
I did ask yesterday, what's the big deal with the panel here?
Do they want to synchronize their minstrel periods?
Why appear together?
Okay, so that's the bite that then sets up the following.
Oh, Slate.com, slate.com senior editor, Dahlia Lithwick.
And Rachel Maddow speaking with the Lithwick about uh sex uh allegations of sex harassment against Cain.
And after playing that clip, Maddow says, you know, you've written about this recently.
Republicans in part are just essentially denying the existence of a thing called sexual harassment.
Are Are we now even beyond that now where it's being claimed as an asset?
Being accused of sexual harassment's actually a point of pride in something like can I where do where has that been said?
That's not out there.
Nobody said that sexual harassment being accused of it's a point of pride.
Nobody has said that.
Anyway, here's what uh Ms. Lithwick said.
Don't you feel like the entire country is run by eight and a half-year-old boys?
It is amazing that we've put into place an entire legal system that encourages her to come forward that protects her from being called a hooker and a gold digger for coming forward.
And yet still, she's a hooker and a gold digger, despite this legal architecture.
And women are subjected to the exact kind of completely hideous, insulting sexist stereotyping that used to happen 50 years ago before we even talked about this.
It's really an amazing thing that we have a system in place that protects women not at all.
All right.
I I don't know what I've missed.
Has anybody called any of these women with Cain a hooker?
Zero that you know it too.
Okay, I've not heard that.
Has anybody called any of them a gold digger?
Now, somebody might have employed that the woman that uses makeup by the tub.
Um what is her name?
Um I've heard some people say you know bankrupt twice and so forth, but I've I've not heard anybody say they're gold diggers.
What I've heard is that they're all righteous and they're indignant, and they think the world needs to know what the man did.
But nobody can tell us what he did.
Man, I'd hate to be a mainstream media journalist and state control guy.
I mean, we're coming up on was the original political story.
Was it two Sundays ago or was it just last Sunday?
Is this how time is flying?
It has to be two Sundays ago.
Two Sundays, this Sunday's gonna be two weeks.
And Herman Kane still laughing, raising money, going to fundraisers, having fun, still viable candidate.
He was he was supposed to have been taken out by now.
So here's Lithwick, she's upset.
You got what's her face over there, Karen Crashhour, she's upset that these women won't man up enough to appear together.
Oh, wait, that's gonna tick them off too.
You wait.
That I just said the women won't man up.
Shouldn't the feminazis be out there pushing them to man up on this?
You know, the old lions of the feminazi movement, hey, they'd be looking at these people calling them princesses.
What are you?
A panty waste, you get out there and do the panel.
Take this let me show you how it's done.
And then they say bring up Anita Hill and what was her name?
Judge Kirchner.
Susan Hirchner.
Uh literally looked like like dragged this woman out of a casket to come forth and start talking about what a rotten guy Herman or Clarence Thomas was, or maybe what a good woman, Anita Hill was.
Oh, yeah, it's what it is.
Susan Hirschner.
Coco, see if you can find a picture of Susan Hirschner uh screen grab.
I'm throwing this out.
I don't know if we have it because it's a long time ago.
And I'll never forget uh this woman testifying before the Senate committee.
I'm gonna need a hill.
Anita is so pure.
Anita, it's just character witness and something that they were trying to say that Anita Hill would never lie about anything.
And it was a Clarence Thomas was the bad guy.
I mean, she didn't say this, but she was Anita is so pure center that I don't think she's ever even had a bell movement.
I didn't like that either when I did that.
Sort of reliving the greatest hits.
Dawn, you weren't around then.
Dawn's in there going, oh, she's covering her eyes.
And back there to Clarence Thomas, everybody's laughing.
That's funny.
Oh, Dick Morris called one of the women a gold digger.
But he's is he still a Democrat?
I don't know.
Anita Hill did not want to go public, by the way.
Nina Totenberg of uh NPR brought her forward.
Okay, Rick Perry, let's do this.
Let's go back October 20th on this show, and I said this.
Number three.
Audio song by number three.
Go back in order.
And here we go.
This is Rick Perry.
And I mean this in a complimentary way.
And people are gonna find this not strange or not hard to believe, but you might be confused by this.
Rick Perry makes me laugh, but not at him.
I laugh with the guy.
I d I gotta tell you, Rick Perry to me is funny.
Uh during the debate when he decided to go after Mitt Romney for hiring illegals.
When he stood up there and said, And Mitt, you have lost all your standing with me.
Because you on your own problem I I just I started laughing.
He's a funny guy.
And Letterman.
Letterman brought him on last night.
I'm sure Letterman wanted him to bomb.
I'll guarantee you they wanted him to come on there and forget his lines.
As he did the top ten list.
Letterman was not happy.
Perry was funny.
This is a montage of Perry cracking people up on Letterman last night.
Actually, there were three reasons I messed up last night.
One was the nerves, and two was the headache.
And three, um.
Um, listen, you try concentrating with Mitt Romney smiling at you.
That is one hand to do.
I wanted to help take the heat off my buddy Herman Cain.
It wasn't supposed to be that likable.
You know, these guys, they think the Republicans are gonna get them on there as guests, and they're all gonna be these boorish snobs, and it doesn't work out that way.
So Rick Perry's in the process of turning this around, too.
And pretty soon the media's gonna be mad that Rick Perry is cashing in on forgetfulness.
Or something like that.
Diane Sawyer, leading, leading it now.
ABC's world news tonight.
This is the open.
This is World News.
Tonight damage control.
Rick Perry stalls out in a debate and scrambles to revive his campaign for president.
His rough day.
And we take a look at the science that explains the showstopping brain freeze.
The lead story.
We had the pipeline that Obama shut down.
We got the Iranians with nukes, we got Occupy Wall Street, we got an economy going to hell in a handbasket.
We got fast and furious.
We got the attorney general saying, I'm not gonna apologize, and then he writes an apology letter and shows it to the media first.
And this is the lead item on ABC's world news tonight, complete with a look at the science that explains showstopping brain freeze, which translates me, okay.
We're gonna show you with official science scientists in here why Rick Perry is an absolute blooming idiot.
And we're not gonna have to say it.
We're gonna get a scientist in here to say it for you so that you have no doubt that this guy is a stupid dumb idiot.
A lead item on ABC's world news tonight.
And when they finally got to the report by reporter John Berman, he mentions three politicians in addition to Perry who are also look stupid.
Who and they all happen to be Republicans.
There's nothing worse than completely forgetting your point in a televised debate.
Well, except for seemingly losing the ability to talk at all in a televised debate.
That happened to Arizona Governor Jan Brewer.
Rick Perry has joined an illustrious club of those who suffer from brain freeze.
We use our frontal lobes to sort our memories.
The problem is that part of the brain is sensitive to anxiety.
The stress hormones go up even higher, and then that shuts down the frontal lobe and disconnects it from the rest of the brain, and makes it even harder to retrieve those memories.
Which explains how Chief Justice John Roberts could flub the oath of office.
Or George W. Bush could flub this.
Fool me once.
Shame on shame on you.
Boom, me.
We can't get fooled again.
So could they be more obvious?
Chief Justice John Roberts, George W. Bush, Arizona Governor Jan Weber.
And then of course the scientist.
Michael DeGeorgia was his name.
He's the guy you heard say.
This stress hormone uh goes up even higher and then shuts down the frontal lobe.
And of course, we always never challenge these guys.
Scientist equals instant credibility and truth.
Um how'd they find this guy?
Did he interview a bunch of scientists till I found one that wanted to say or would say what they wanted to hear?
Which explains how Chief Justice John Roberts could flub the how about Hooky go back to the campaign with Senator Kennedy and Clinton where we've played this for years and we still can't translate what Kennedy's saying.
Go get that for me as soon as you can.
You don't have to uh break your leg uh getting in a cab or finding just whatever you can get it.
Because if they're gonna go out there and do this, we can certainly highlight genuine stupidity and other shortcomings that uh exist in the Democrats.
Welcome back, Rush Limboy, and more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.
Okay, we just heard John Berman's report at ABC's World News tonight.
Yeah.
This explains how Chief Justice John Roberts could flub the oath of office, or George W. Bush could flub this.
Or how Rick Perry could forget things.
Well, what's the date of this, Mike?
Do you have a date on this when this happened?
We don't know.
It's it's uh gotta be 1996.
Because uh Clinton and Kennedy running for re-election.
It's this Clinton country, and after we all do what needs to be done for the next two and a half weeks, and we elect Mark Roosevelt as our governor, and you re-elect, and you re-elect old Kennedy in the United States Senate.
We're going to sort on the 96 campaign to elect Bill Clinton as a re-elect him on the night.
Thank you.
Nobody knows what he said.
We used to have that in a loop because people wanted to hear it over and over again to try to figure out what it was that Senator Kennedy was saying.
Oh, we do have the loop.
Well, here's the loop so you can hear it over and over again.
Is this thing, country?
It is!
And after we all do what needs to be done, which is the next two and a half weeks, and we elect Mark Roosevelt as our governor, and you re-elect, and you re-elect old Kennedy in the United States Senate.
We're gonna start on the 96 campaign to elect Bill Clinton as a re-elect him on the next.
And after we all do what needs to be done for the next two and a half weeks, and we elect Mark Roosevelt as our governor, and you re-elect as a re-elect him on the next, and you re-elect old Kennedy in the United States Senate.
We're gonna start on the 96th campaign to elect Bill Clinton as a re-elect him on the next minute.
It's this Clinton country, and we'll re-elect him on the next to be done for the next two and a half weeks, and we elect Mark Roosevelt as our governor, and you re-elect as a re-elect him on the next minute, and you re-elect old Kennedy in the United States.
Now you had Bill Clinton.
You ought to see the video here.
We got the video, we'll put it at Rush Limbaugh.com if we set up the video there, but did Clinton just standing there clapping.
You know.
It's a great, it's a great visual because Clinton said that was that's just Ted Kennedy saying resist we much.
Which is uh official motto now of uh of course the uh MSNBC.
And how many clips could we play if we wanted to of Obama off teleprompter?
I mean, you want to talk about slow and halting and the frontal lobe, synapses not firing.
I mean, we got if we wanted to.
Democrat Democrat speeches are not even words, they're they're just noise.
Of course, Wolf Blitzer, because of what Perry did.
Wolf Blitzer ran a compendium of ten oops moments from the GOP debate so far.
You remember all the CNN stories of those kinds of bloopers and Democrat debates over the years, don't you?
Yeah.
Right.
Here she is, uh, ladies and gentlemen.
There you go.
Judge Susan Hirschner from the Anita Hill hearings.
We've posted a picture up there at rushlinbaugh.com, but there she is.
I sent her Anita.
She's a well, you remember.
She's a former classmate of uh Anita Hill.
You remember, well, I don't have time to ask you to what to remember, so I'll save it for when we come back.
And I promise, phone calls early in the next hour.
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