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May 7, 2008 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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May 7, 2008, Wednesday, Hour #3
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Greetings my friends and welcome back.
It's Rush Limbaugh and the Excellence in Broadcasting Network and we are having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, are we not?
It's great to have you with us.
We're going to get to more of your phone calls in this busy broadcast hour.
And we also have a bevy of audio sound bites to share with you.
Here's the phone number if you want to be on the program.
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Email address is lrushbow at EIBnet.com.
I got an email, ladies and gentlemen, during the break.
Rush, your monologue to women in the last hour was funny as hell.
It was very brilliant.
But I think you're misunderstanding Bill Clinton standing behind his wife frowning and looking bored.
Could you try to look at it from his perspective?
And that's all the email said.
So I got thinking about that.
What would Bill Clinton say if he'd heard my monologue to women?
Because that email got me to thinking.
So it might go something like this.
Hey, hey, Limbaugh, I heard that.
I heard that.
I heard that monologue that you did to women.
Talk about me sitting back there looking all depressed and down at dumps, like I had sunburned and so forth.
Come on, Rush.
If you're a guy, you got to look at it from my perspective.
Where did I come from?
I came from the swamps.
I came from nothing.
I mean, I came from poor people, nothing, nothing.
Arkansas, Limbaugh, I came from Limbaugh, and I rose up.
I rose up to become president of the United States of America.
And I did, I mean, I overcame obstacles like you can't believe.
She stood by her man.
Everybody's thinking, she stood by me.
What about me?
You think I didn't stand by her?
How many guys, you include Limbaugh, how many of you ditched your first wives?
How many of you guys have ditched your second wives?
You know my wife sounds just like your first wife and your second wife probably put together, but I stuck in there.
And look what's happened to me.
I presided over one of the greatest periods of prosperity and peace the world has ever known.
I got my daughter out there, my daughter.
My daughter's saying that my wife would be a better president than I could be.
And I can't say anything about that, Limbaugh.
I can't say anything about my daughter out there disrespecting me.
I got to sit there and smile.
You want me to smile standing behind those two?
You want me to stand there behind a loser who couldn't run a smart campaign if her life depended on it?
She had no plan after February 5th, Limbaugh.
Do you understand that?
She thought she's going to have it wrapped up in February 5th.
She had no plan.
That's why she's in this situation.
I'm supposed to stand back there and I'm supposed to smile.
Look at me.
I've lost all my black friends.
I was the first black president.
I have to sit there and I have to listen as rookie out of Chicago being the first black president.
Everybody knows I was.
This guy, biggest lightweight I have ever run into.
I'm called a racist.
I was the first black president.
I had my Angelou do that poem, The River, The Rock, and the Tree, at my inauguration.
And now Oprah's running around throwing birthday parties to my Angelou and not inviting me.
My God, Limbaugh, you have no clue what this is.
I'm supposed to sit there and listen to my daughter insult me by saying my presidency would be nothing compared to my wife's.
I'm supposed to stand behind her and I'm supposed to look happy.
Here's nothing, Limbaugh.
I bet you haven't thought of this.
There have been 43 presidents of the United States, 43.
And I'm the first damn one of them whose wife wanted a damn job, too.
And I got to sit there and act like, whoa, this is great, honey.
What can I do to help you?
This woman's been trying to take over every day of my life.
Everything I've done, she tried to take over.
She's held everything that every other husband does over my head and demanded payback for it.
I get shipped out into the dregs in North Carolina.
You saw me, I'm there.
Have me on back porches in the sticks talking to 20 people at a time.
I'm supposed to help her win North Carolina.
All this time I'm being called a racist.
You know how humiliating it was, Limbaugh.
You commented on this.
I know you know.
I was dispatched to some place called Whiteville, North Carolina, in the midst of this campaign.
And my wife doesn't even have the courage.
She may thank me up there, but she doesn't talk about how great I am.
She praises her mother.
She praises Chelsea.
And you saw that picture Drudge had up on his side on Chelsea.
She can't draw a crowd.
What does she have 20 people there?
I can outdraw my daughter anytime, but I am the one that's getting all the grief here.
And you expect me, I mean, I've done more for women.
I've done more to women than Hillary could ever think of doing.
And I'm supposed to sit there and act happy.
I swear people have lost their ability to understand how tough it has been for me.
All that scandal stuff that wrecked my presidency.
What was it?
You think it was my fault?
That scandal stuff, you think that was my fault?
Hillary's billing record shows up on my watch in the White House in the map room, and that somehow is my fault.
Hillary wants to fire everybody at travel office.
Hell, I don't know what's going on in there.
I'm president.
I haven't got time for that kind of mundane stuff.
And she's firing everybody at the travel office.
Had real estate deals.
She was always, she's been so obsessed with money, Limbaugh.
You can't unbelieve it.
That Whitewater deal messed around with the McDougals.
All that was about getting rich quick.
And I let her have health care.
I let her do whatever she wanted in health care.
And she botched it.
And she's the reason that we lost the house in 1994.
It wasn't me.
And I'm supposed to stand behind her and act like I'm happy.
I'm standing behind a loser.
You can sit there, you can talk to these women all you want.
Let me give you my perspective on this, Limbaugh.
You're me.
You're president of the United States, surrounded by all kinds of women, women of great passion.
So, on one hand, I got women of great passion.
On the other hand, my wife, what would you do?
You know, the guys out there understand what I'm going through and understand what I'm talking about.
I really resented that monologue you did talking about how all these liberal guys are cheating on Hillary and not making it up to her to do something on her own for once, isn't it?
Limbo, do you know how embarrassing it is for me to understand that you did more for her in this campaign than I could do?
That bothers me more than you will ever know.
If they'd have let me have my way, I could have taken Obama out of this in the first week.
I could have done it even before Jeremiah Wright showed up.
Certainly after Jeremiah Wright showed up, I could have handled this.
But no, no, they didn't want me anywhere near it.
Ickies, wolfed and all these people, people I kicked out of my administration.
Bunch of hacks.
This is the thanks I get.
The thanks, if it hadn't been for me being elected president, my wife, if it weren't for my last name that she has, she wouldn't be known by anybody in this country.
Got to sit here and you tell me I'm supposed to be happy standing behind a loser.
And where the hell were we last time?
We've been traveling so much, I don't even know.
These women out there, they used to have me in their dreams.
You remember all those stories about the power is crackling in my jeans?
You remember all that?
And now I become a joke.
I'm a laughingstock.
And now you even out there, you tell people I hit on your date.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Hit on your date in the Kobe Club in New York.
You wish Limbo, you wish you dated somebody I cared enough about to be able to do that.
These women, they're mad and they're bitter.
They used to love me.
They used to love me.
They used to crave me.
They used to dream about me.
They used to promise me that they would give me Lewinsky in exchange for keeping abortion legal.
And now they want to abort me.
You put myself in your shoes.
Still have lots of audio soundbites you got to, ladies and gentlemen, but people have been patiently waiting on the phones that want to go there.
And we'll start in Norman, Oklahoma.
This is Howard.
I'm glad you waited, sir.
Welcome to the program.
Thank you very much, Rush.
Validation that you do know these people better than you do yourself.
The governor of Oklahoma, the former, the indicted former governor of Oklahoma, Democratic Governor David Walters, is the chairman of the Democratic nominee of the Rules Committee for the convention.
That's true.
The Democrat Rules Committee, and that's something that Mrs. Clinton controls.
Mrs. Clinton controls the Rules and Bylaws Committee with at least 50% of its members supporting her.
So she might have the inside track getting the ruling she desires on Florida and Michigan.
She's got it wired.
Well, Governor Walters was on television and interviewed last night.
He has already submitted a plan to Howard Dean to have those delegates seated, but he's going to penalize both states by only allowing them half of their delegates.
Yes, yes, I'm fully aware of that.
I mean, they're only going to seat half the delegates.
That's how they're going to determine fairness.
Yeah, that's the way they're going to punish them for having their vote early.
Yeah, well, see, yeah, let's set the stage for people, explain what Florida and Michigan is all about.
Some of you may be a little confused.
The Democrat Party, when they set up their primary schedule, wanted to protect the integrity of the early states, the Hawkeye Caucasi and the New Hampshire primary and some others in Florida and Michigan, said, you know what, we're tired of going late.
We want to go early and be factors here.
And the Democrat National Committee said, if you do that, if you violate our rules and our primary schedule, you will not be able to seat.
We're not going to seat your delegates.
Nobody's going to count.
And they asked the candidates not to campaign there in either of these states.
Now, at the time, we figured the fix was in for Hillary on this because she owned Florida.
She was up by 30 in Florida.
Now, Barack Obama, when these orders came down from high up, he said, okay, I'm going to be a good soldier.
And he pulled himself off the ballot in Michigan.
Mrs. Clinton did not.
So the Michigan primary happened, the Florida primary happened, and Mrs. Clinton won them both.
But Obama wasn't even on the ballot there in Michigan.
And she also won Florida.
It was pretty close.
I'm not sure what the results in Florida were, but she won them, I think, with Obama on the ballot.
And the Democrat Party and Howard Dean, Howard George Wallace Dean, said, guys, we're not going to seat your delegates.
But the Democrats in both those states showed up and voted.
Minority groups, blacks, Hispanics, women, they showed up and voted.
Now, it's interesting to point out that Mrs. Clinton only got 55% of the vote in Michigan as the only Democrat on the ballot.
I think Mike Gravelle might have been on the ballot there, too.
I'm not sure.
But anyway, what we're down to now is that the Democrats don't want to seat those delegates in accordance with their rules.
Now, I fully understand that the Democrat Party is a private club.
It's an organization.
They can set their own rules.
And that's fine and dandy.
My only point is that Mrs. Clinton wants the delegations seated.
They've voted.
She wants them to be part of the process.
And the Democrat Party does not.
Yeah, Clinton won Florida 50 to 33, 17 points spread.
The Democrat Party does not want those delegations seated in full because it would mean Mrs. Clinton would get a majority of the delegates in both states, and that would gum up the works.
The fix is in for Obama.
It's what I've been saying all day.
The only way Obama can win this is if certain votes in the Democrat primary are not counted.
This party is engaged in the greatest disenfranchisement of voters since the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
And this, it's just the way it is.
And Mrs. Clinton controls the Rules and Bylaws Committee.
50% of its members support her.
So that's why she's hanging in.
I told you long time.
Clintons and the Clintons are not going to go away.
They're going to take this out to every last possibility.
Mike in Linden, Michigan.
Hello, and welcome to the EIB Network, sir.
Hello.
Hi, Rush.
It's nice to finally talk to you.
Thank you, sir.
I know we've beaten this Reverend Wright thing to death, but I just can't help but think about some of the more controversial ministers that have come in to support McCain, and nobody really seems to want to talk about that.
Give them time.
Give them time.
The time is not now.
The Democrats own the media cycle.
You're talking about this Hagee guy?
Among others, he's not the only one.
Yeah, but they're not right.
You know, they're not Reverend Wright.
But I'm just, the Democrats are going to get to this.
Some of the drive-bys are trying to make this point stick on the blogs, but this is not the right time.
But mark my words.
When we get to the general, all this and more is going to be fired at Senator McCain.
Well, I think Hage and people like him are even more dangerous than Wright because Hagee has a much more larger and well-established base.
He's got a larger forum in which he can present his views.
It doesn't matter.
He doesn't hate America.
He's not inciting racism and bigotry to his flock.
Well, I mean, there are parts of America that he hates, and he's not afraid to tell the whole world that he hates it.
And I think that's every bit as dangerous as what Wright has to say.
Well, you know, the scary thing about Hagee is that he certainly has a lot more of a free pass than Wright, despite all the horrible things Wright has said.
For now, you Democrats out there, you are just going to have to be patient.
Right now, you and your primary are dominating the cycle.
Once you guys have sorted out the disenfranchisement and once you've figured out how you're going to stack the deck here to give Obama the nomination, you're going to hear the drive-bys are going to appear plenty on this minister and every other gaff that McCain's been making.
And he's been making a lot of gaffes.
McCain's been out there talking about Iraq like he doesn't know who the combatants are.
Mark my words.
People are taking notes.
You see what they're trying to do with his 100-year in Iraq comment?
All this stuff is being cataloged.
They're just not going with it now because nobody's going to pay attention to it.
Here's something.
If you want to feel better about this, Mike, I don't know if you people have taken time to look at this, but do you realize how many Republicans in the primary, both Indiana and North Carolina, voted against Senator McCain last night?
In North Carolina, 26% of Republicans who did not cross over, I mean, Republicans who voted in the Republican primary, 26% voted for somebody other than McCain.
That would be Huckabee.
That would be Ron Paul, right-ins.
In Indiana, it was 22% of Republicans who voted in the Republican primary voted for somebody other than Senator McCain.
Now, what this means is that these Republicans are not with the program.
What it means is that there are people out there who are not feeling rallied to the cause.
And this serious problem, the Politico today has a story.
GOP leaders warn of election disaster.
Shell-shocked House Republicans got warnings from leaders past and present yesterday.
Your party's message isn't good enough to prevent disaster in November, and neither is the National Republican Congressional Committee's money.
A double shot of bad news had one veteran Republican House member worrying aloud that the party's electoral woes have the House Republican conference splitting apart in an everybody-for-himself mode.
Okay, now this doesn't take any brains to come up with this.
Newt Gingrich is out there saying the same thing, and everybody's talking about how brilliant that Newt is for saying his two recent elections, House races that Republicans lost.
Nobody will say it.
I will tell you, I will tell you why Republican leaders are warning of an electoral disaster.
It is because, ladies and gentlemen, of weakness from the top down for our party, there is no leadership.
There is no conservative message coming from the party apparatus or any high-ranking member of that party.
There is nothing more than the country club blue blood set trying to take over the party by attracting moderates and independents and Democrats.
Why in the world should House Republicans feel enthused and encouraged when the primary effort of the Republican Party to win the White House is with Democrats and moderates and independents and not bringing them in converted to conservatism, but bringing them in as they are?
The people who elect House of Representatives majorities, conservative majorities, are conservatives, and they don't see any of that from the Republican Party today.
That's your answer.
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Germany's most influential and largest paper, Die Veldt, with a story on Operation Chaos.
It's in German.
You can see the original German post on their website and read it.
It's hilarious because you'll see all throughout the German commander in General Rush Limbaugh, Operation Chaos mixed in with the regular German, and there's a translated version of it.
Also, The Age in Australia has written about Operation Chaos.
I have truly, in the words of people at the Dievelt in Berlin, an international agent of influence.
Try this from the Rocky Mountain News.
A split.
A split has opened in the ranks of two groups organizing protests during the Democrat National Convention in August.
Tent State University, a group that hopes to bring college students from across the country to Denver, said Monday that it has severed ties with Recreate 68.
Recreate 68 has demonstrated an inability to fulfill the needs of a growing list of individuals and organizations.
Ted Tent State organizer Adam Jung in a prepared statement, our ability to effectively present our message to the delegates, the Democrat Party, and a public is our number one priority.
The statement said that Tent City organizers felt that their efforts would be compromised if they tried to maintain a relationship with Recreate 68.
The two groups had been preparing to share proceeds of concerts held as fundraisers, like one up at Fort Collins.
That's not going to happen anymore.
Glenn Spagnola, organizer with Recreate 68.
You know what this?
We're talking people here who want civil unrest and perhaps more at the Democrat National Convention.
Now they can't even get along with each other.
Here's the Unity Party and led by the Unity candidate, Barack Obama.
These two protest groups, Tent State and Recreate 68, can't even get along with themselves.
Now, Spagnola, who the organizer with Recreate 68 described the splits a mutual one, said that his group had concerns over the images that get this.
This is just, this is hilarious.
The Recreate 68 guy says he's got concerns over the images that the name Tent State seemed to convey because it suggested Kent State, the university where four students were shot to death by National Guardsmen in a Vietnam War protest in the 1970s.
So Recreate 68 is worried about the image they would have if they aligned with a group called Tent State.
Don't you just love all this love?
This mutual admiration going on in the Democrat Party at their convention.
Audio soundbite time, we have a roster full of things.
We're going to start here with David Wright, ABC's nightline, his report on exit polls and Operation Chaos.
In the exit polls is that 7% of the Indiana voters who voted for Clinton say that they'll vote for John McCain in the fall.
Now, what does that mean?
Possible that it's the chaos project that Rush Limbaugh mounted, urging Republicans to cross over and vote in the Democratic primary for Clinton in order to wreak chaos on the process.
Possible that it's something else.
Now, the haughty John Kerry, showing no nuance whatsoever, was on MSNBC's Decision 08 last night and said this.
The fact that Rush Limbaugh is urging people in Indiana to go out and vote for Hillary Clinton tells you the whole story.
Republicans believe Hillary Clinton is the best shot they've got, and Barack Obama is, they're scared of him.
They don't know how to campaign against him.
And I believe he'll be the nominee.
Again, Kerry is just a doofus.
Operation Chaos was not about choosing Hillary, and he said it again today in a conference call.
The Obama campaign, the Clinton campaigns have conference calls with reporters.
They had one today at about 11.50.
Kerry was on with David Axelrod talking to reporters and said this.
If it hadn't been for Republicans taking Democratic ballots, he likely would have won in Indiana, too.
So you have really, there's no masquerade now.
Rush Limbaugh was tampering with the primary, and the GOP has clearly declared that they want Hillary Clinton as a candidate.
Wrong, Senator.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
Can I get me a hunting license here?
It's embarrassing to listen to Senator Kerry be so factually incorrect.
We didn't tamper.
People can vote for whoever they want for whatever reason.
The tampering going on once again, the Democrat Party led by Howard George Wallace Dean, denying the franchise of the vote to delegates and voters from Florida and Michigan because doing so might jeopardize the fact that they've rigged a game for Obama.
Chris Matthews said that you Operation Chaos operatives should be ashamed.
Anyone who voted to screw up the political system of this country with the purpose of mischief should carry that with them the rest of their lives.
What a ridiculous way to use the vote for which people fought and died to use that vote to make mischief.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
That was Chris Matthews addressing me, your commander-in-chief, Operation Chaos, and you operatives.
I'd say, hey, Chris, a little cheese with your wine here.
I mean, oh, we should be ashamed.
Never mind the fact, never mind the fact that Democrats crossed over in our primaries 2000 this year, basically chose our nominee.
Last night, again, on MSNBC, this is Chris Matthews with further Operation Chaos analysis.
She did not acknowledge the help she got from Rush Limbaugh.
We'll get that further note tomorrow around noon on radio, I expect.
We'll have a surge of information coming from Rush Limbaugh's radio program tomorrow about his.
I will call it the Limbaugh Lift.
The Limbaugh Lift.
I hope they were listening at the beginning of the program today.
Mrs. Clinton, I think, did make a tactical error.
Had Mrs. Clinton thanked me, had Mrs. Clinton acknowledged Operation Chaos, she could have said something like this.
After one of these victories, she could have Pennsylvania.
She could have thanked everybody at Operation Chaos.
Not even mention the name.
Just thanked the Republicans who crossed over to voted for her.
That she knew that some crossed over, voted for her who don't intend to vote for her in November.
But between now and then, she intends to give them every reason to stay in her camp and vote for her.
She could have done.
No, I have received no flowers from Mrs. Clinton.
I don't expect to, but I'm telling you that she was sitting there.
She had a goldmine of an opportunity here to try to keep these voters, but she was just afraid of acknowledging Operation Chaos because she was afraid of acknowledging that some of her votes were tainted.
More Chris Matthews last night, MSNBC.
If we have this chaos development here from Rush Limbaugh and an unclear motive to the Republican crossover, could this really be a tainted victory for her if it's close?
Whether we can sit here and try to figure out the chaos theory and the Rush Limbaugh effect, if there really is one, and what we know, the facts are going to be the facts.
The delegate count is going to be his and the popular vote night will end up being his.
So in two of the metrics, total popular vote and delegates, they'll have lost on both counts.
Forget whether we can sit here and splice the Indiana electorate and see was there a Limbaugh effect or not.
That was their political director, Chuck Todd, entirely missing the point about Operation Chaos.
But nevertheless, once again, I would say to Matthews and Chuck Todd, yeah, go ahead and count the vote.
Count the popular vote, count the delegate vote.
Don't count Florida.
Don't count Michigan.
Don't count votes so that Obama wins.
Doesn't it bother you people in the media?
The media and they're running around and telling Hillary get out of the race for the good of the Democrat Party.
What's the Democrat Party mean to you people in the media?
I ask rhetorically, of course.
Bottom line is this.
You know it and I know it.
Barack Obama cannot win this unless the Democrats make sure that certain votes don't count.
That's a real strong way of heading into the general, is it not?
More MSNBC.
Keith Olbermann speaking with Howard Feynman last night.
Olberman said, David Axelrod, in a gathering with reporters, described Limbaugh as Senator Clinton's new ally.
Is it an indicator of some sort of gentle move towards the kill that we haven't seen before from the Obama campaign to draw that picture as bluntly as he just said?
As far as the Rush Limbaugh effect is concerned, there may be some.
But as I go around the country talking to Republican voters in independents, they may want to do what Rush tells them to, but when they get in the voting booth, their antipathy to Clinton is such that they can't help but vote for Obama.
Okay, so here is a reporter rejecting the statistical results of actual votes as presented by the Obama campaign to reporters and substituting anecdotal evidence of his traveling around various states.
We know full well that Operation Chaos voters voted, and we know that it pained many of them.
But we knew going in this was not an easy mission.
We knew it was going to require fortitude, commitment, desire, passion.
And operatives came through in Indiana.
There can be no question about it.
She wins by two points, 20,000 votes.
The Obama campaign's out there saying that the Operation Chaos voters gave her a seven-point bump.
My friends, without you, this race would be over and the chaos would have ended.
You have succeeded.
The chaos continues and goes on.
Donna Brazil, last night, CNN Wolf Blitzer says to her, what do you think is going on among the Republicans?
Well, we call them the Limbaugh Democrat.
Rush Limbaugh is encouraging Republicans to help create chaos in the Democratic Party.
I don't know how much it will work.
This was before evidence came in that it had worked from the Obama campaign, back after this.
Hi, welcome back.
You got to hear these next two sound bites.
Paul Bagala, the forehead, gets into it with Donna Brazil on CNN's election center last night.
The host at Campbell Brown spoke with both of them.
She said to Bagala, okay, I got to bring Paul into this and get his take on what everybody's been saying about beating up your candidate.
I love Donna, and I'm going to give her a chance.
We go back 22 years.
We've never been on different sides of an argument in our entire lives.
But if her point is that, you know, there's a new Democratic Party that somehow doesn't need or want white working class people and Latinos.
Well, count me out.
We cannot win with eggheads and African Americans.
Okay, that's the Dukakis coalition, which carried 10 states and gave us four years of the first George Bush.
Did you hear that?
We can't win with eggheads and African Americans.
That's the Dukakis coalition, which carried 10 states.
Now, this infuriates Brazil.
She did not like this at all.
I've drank more beers with Joe Sixpats, James Sixpack, and everybody else than most white Democrats that you're talking about.
I'm saying that we need to not divide and polarize the Democratic Party as if the Democratic Party will rely simply on white, blue-collar male.
You insult every black blue-collar Democrat by saying that.
So stop the division.
Stop trying to split us into these groups, Paul, because you and I both know we've been in more campaigns.
Just don't divide me and tell me I cannot stand in Hillary's camp because I'm black and I can't stand in Obama's camp because I'm female because I vote.
And I'm grumpy, so I might want McCain and go sit with Bill Bennett, Paul.
That's fine.
Don't start with us.
So there's, I mean, the chaos in the Democrat Party, when you got the forehead telling Donna Brazil we can't win with just blacks and eggheads, that that's the African American, the Dukakis coalition.
This is, but see, this is what the superdelegates know.
And yet they are prepared to throw the nomination to a guy whose constituent is eggheads, meaning the rich, phony, effete elites and African Americans.
That's who they're going to throw this election day.
They're going to do whatever they can to get the Superdell.
Nancy Pelosi going to be behind this.
She didn't want Hillary Clinton anywhere near the White House.
None whatsoever.
And so they're going to do this as best they can.
And they do it.
They have to deny votes.
They have to not count certain votes in order to give Obama the Democrat Party nomination.
Michelle in Indianapolis, you're next in the EIB network.
Hello.
Hey, Rush.
It's a great honor to speak with you.
I listen to you and Greg Garrison every day.
You guys make my day.
Thank you.
And I think he would, I have to second the guy yesterday who said that I think he would make a great substitute teacher sometime.
I wore in a t-shirt.
It was a homemade t-shirt yesterday, expecting to totally get hassled.
And I took my three little guys, they're ages three and my twins are two, to the voting booth with me yesterday.
Wait, you made your own Operation Chaos t-shirt?
Yes, sir, I did.
And I have Abe Lincoln on the front.
And the quote of his says, our safety, our liberty depends on preserving the Constitution of the United States as our fathers made it inviolate.
The people of the U.S. are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution, Abraham Lincoln.
Right, so you didn't get any hassles from your patted me on the back and gave me high fives.
And because I brought the three little guys in and they all had their Operation Chaos t-shirts on.
Oh, that's just sweet.
That's a great family opportunity.
Great family experience.
I just thought it was the most awesome thing in the world.
I'm happy for the on-the-spot report a day afterwards.
I appreciate it.
Michelle, thank you so much.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am slightly troubled.
As you know, I am the Commander-in-Chief U.S. Operation Chaos.
I am in charge of uniforms.
No battalion of mine outfits itself.
Not to mention the copyright infringement that may have taken place here.
Here they were, folks.
The Drive-By Media.
They were all happy last night.
Obama finally, finally won something of significance last night.
First time since February 22nd.
Finally won something big, the North Carolina primary, and he won it in a landslide, possibly ending their coverage that there was a Democrat uncivil war.
The drive-bys have wanted to get rid of this storyline.
They have wanted to get rid of this action line.
They want Hillary out of this.
They don't want to deal with Jeremiah Wright.
They don't want to deal with anything.
They want it behind him.
They want to move on, do another action line, another story.
And that is Obama's going to sweep to victory in November and save America.
And you, The soldiers of Operation Chaos delivered Hillary Clinton a victory in Indiana to make this thing go on even more, with even more chaos than they could imagine.
You took away the celebration of the Democrat Party and the drive-by media.
Mission accomplished.
Well done.
Stand by.
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