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April 6, 2006 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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April 6, 2006, Thursday, Hour #3
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You know, we've been discussing here amongst ourselves this NASCAR NBC story.
If you um haven't heard this, NASCAR yesterday strongly objected to a planned series of news reports that target race fans as potential sources of harassment for Muslim Americans.
Now just the whole idea of this is perverted.
It is part of a broad story that NBC is doing about American attitudes toward Islam.
Uh news magazine Dateline is placing Muslim and Arab American volunteers in a variety of public places, including NASCAR races, and filming their experiences in an attempt to record discrimination or harassment.
I think it's outrageous for a news organization of NBC's stature to go around and try to create news as opposed to reporting the news, said NASCAR spokesman Ramsey Poston.
Every legitimate journalist ought to be offended by the hey Ramsey.
Ha!
They all think it's brilliant.
This is what they're trained to do.
Go out and destroy people and things.
It's how they get promoted.
Arab Americans were stationed in a crowd at last week's NASCAR race in Martinsville, Virginia.
NBC is considering doing the same at Sunday's race in Fort Worth, Texas.
NBC officials said that NASCAR races were only one place where Muslims would be placed.
They also said their story was inspired by a recent poll that showed that 46% of Americans hold a negative view of Islam, seven percentage points higher than in the months immediately after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.
Why do you choose a NASCAR, though, NB?
Why don't you choose New York?
In fact, I got an idea for you, NBC.
Do this.
You have cameras at your studios, they're on all the time, right?
Do this before Katie Courick leaves the today's show.
Get a dozen Arab guys and give them backpacks.
And put some cameras in the backpacks, but don't make, you know, disguise the cameras as bulking, bulging backpacks and have them all storm an NBC set at the same time, and then watch the tolerant liberals at NBC for their reaction to this.
Will they welcome them in?
Why Arabs?
It's a are you here from Dubai?
Come on, and we'd love to talk to you about the port deal.
Or NBC try this.
Why don't you get a mixture of blacks and a mixture of Arabs and send them into the upper deck during a Boston Bruins hockey game?
Or send them to the upper deck at a New York Rangers game or a New York Knicks game.
And see what happens there when a bunch of Arabs or blacks storm a hockey game.
And get that reaction.
Do it in New York and do it in Boston.
And then you might want to try doing something similar out in San Francisco at an Oakland A's baseball game.
I mean, they're really tolerant out there.
Or the San Francisco Giants take little heat off Barry Bonds.
Yeah, uh, I just I just uh it this is just it's it you talk about bigotry, racism, sexism, homophobia, and all NBC is uh is exhibiting it here in droves.
All right, is cockroach story.
Now, you may be wonder what am I doing reading stories about cockroaches?
Well, I must confess I didn't find this one on my own.
Somebody sent me this.
And the headline, deciding on a roach motel by committee.
Sure the world may end in fire, perhaps in ice.
But for those who think the world will end in cockroaches, there may be new cause for concern.
Scientists in Belgium have discovered that the insects are good at collective decision making.
The purpose Of the study at the Free University of Brussels was not to research the potential ascendancy of cockroaches.
Rather, they were trying to understand how gregarious animals make group decisions.
And I mean, if you've ever lived in an apartment, you know that cockroaches are, if anything, they're gregarious.
Cockroaches gather in sheltered locations or resting places.
So the question was how do they go about forming groups that maximize protection but minimize overcrowding?
Resting places are a nice experimental setup to test collective decision making.
The researchers used larvae of the German cockroach, placing quantities of them in a petri dish outfitted with two or more shelters and small plastic caps.
No matter the size of the shelters or the number of larvae, uh the researchers found that cockroaches would seek a non-random optimal solution.
The findings reported in the proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
Now, this is no mystery to me.
I mean, we're now we're getting stories that cockroaches actually make collective decisions.
And you and I know, yeah, can I have a consensus?
Cockroaches have consensus.
Now, this is this is absurd.
A cockroach is instinct.
Uh I'm not even going to get into that.
Let me get to the part that reminded me of Democrats.
Because here's here's the quote.
The behavior is based on very simple interactions among individual cockroaches.
Uh through chemical cues, the larvae can detect whether there are other larvae present.
And if a shelter gets too crowded, the larvae, who are preferring dim locations, can tell that they're out in the light.
It's a simple way of taking the decision collectively.
It doesn't require any leadership or the exchange of a lot of information.
When I read that, it doesn't require any leadership or the exchange of a lot of information, just a bunch of collective consensus making.
If you throw in a poll now and then, you've got the Democratic Party.
It's exactly how the Democratic Party operates, as these researchers have discovered that cockroaches operate.
And they're just as gregarious.
And when you see them, you think you got a problem.
I mean, there's a lot of commonality here.
The only one thing you can't do is go out and get a can of raid on a Democrat.
Uh well, whatever you use, Pam.
This is such a great story.
This is in the Washington Post, an internal document prepared by a top Democratic strategist, warns that a majority of African American voters in Maryland are open to supporting Republican Senate candidate Michael Steele.
And the document advises the party not to wait to knock Steele down, meaning take him out.
The March 27th report by Cornell Belcher, the polling consultant for the Democratic National Committee says Governor Ehrlich and Lieutenant Governor Michael Steele have a clear ability to break through the Democratic stronghold among African American voters in Maryland.
This poll taken of uh 489 black voters in Maryland last month.
And the report was given to the Washington Post this week.
It drills into a topic that's emerged as a key focus of this year's U.S. Senate contest in Maryland, that's race.
Now, this doesn't surprise Michael Steele is a solid individual.
If you look at the uh slate of of uh Republican black candidates out there, you got Condoleza Rice, you have Michael Steele, you've got Ken Blackwell in Ohio, you have Lynn Swan in uh uh Pennsylvania, uh, and there are countless others of imminent stature and character.
Uh and the more you read the story, the the more you conclude that uh Michael Steele just seems like an especially great guy.
And don't forget Chuck Schumer.
Here's another scandal of Republicans didn't pursue.
Schumer's staffer goes out and purloins social security number for the purposes of getting his credit report.
They were going to make it public.
They found out who it was.
Woman had to pay a fine and got caught and so forth.
But the Republicans didn't pursue this.
You imagine if this was the other way around, and Schumer and his buds are out to say, Hey, this shows exactly how fine people we are, because we didn't use that credit report that we stole.
We're good people.
And they're totally off the hook.
Schumer's totally off the hook, and he's out there all his big issue is identity theft and privacy and so forth.
This steel guy is a great guy, and and you he's classy.
And you think about all the other conservative blacks of prominence out there that are also classy, Condoleez Rice, Clarence Thomas, Lynn Swan, uh J.C. Watts, Ken Blackwell, and could just compare them for a moment to Cynthia McKinney.
Or or take your pick.
Uh uh Al Sharpton, the uh uh Reverend Dax and whoever else.
Uh the difference is startling.
It just is.
Uh being black has nothing to do with it.
Content of character has everything to do with it.
And it's just it's a striking difference.
I cannot believe that the Democrats Yes I can never mind.
I I can totally believe they don't see it.
In an interview in his State House office yesterday, Michael Steele clutched the Democrat document with this polling data like a football coach who just got his hands on the opposing team's playbook.
He said, copy landed on our doorstep in the past week.
He said this explains everything.
They're afraid of what I represent.
They're afraid of the fact that African American voters have options, and I'm one of them.
And that's exactly right.
I when they go after these people, when they go after Michael Steele, and they will, and when they go after Lynn Swan, and when they go after Condoleezza Rice as they already I just want you to remember these are the people who claim to be the best friends of the American black population ever.
Quick time out.
Stay with us.
Okay, people have been patiently waiting here to appear on this program, and I totally understand that.
Uh so let's uh go there.
Ron in Lima, Ohio, you're next on the program.
Great to have you with us, sir.
Megan Nettles, Rush.
Thank you.
Long time listener.
A little nervous.
I understand, I understand that too.
I have been a caller.
I have been where you are.
My question is really simple.
Just how does an illegal person prove how long he's been illegally in our country.
Now, you know, you're you're reacting to this the wrong way.
You're actually you're you're you're you're taking the legislation seriously.
Uh and and and therefore and after you do that, then you're you're asking a very logical question.
You you're supposed to shut up about all that.
You're just supposed to appreciate the brilliance of your Senate.
Uh and your legislators are coming up with such a breakthrough bill.
Uh maybe it'll maybe it'll spur a whole new market, some uh a lot of the legal documents proving just how ill long they've illegally been here, I guess.
Well, yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised in in in an open market like we have here.
If an illegal needs to prove he's been here five years, I'm sure you can go to somebody who'll forge a document for him.
CBS, uh uh Bill Burkett, still out there.
Uh here's here's here's what Ron's talking about.
We haven't given the specifics of this legislation since the beginning of the program.
The deal, this breakthrough deal, includes a temporary worker program backed by President Bush.
It would allow illegal immigrants who've been in the U.S. more than five years a chance to become citizens if they meet a series of requirements and pay a fine, like learn English and all that.
But if they've been here less than five years, they have to head back home.
And then come back.
They have to head back home, re-reg and come.
The question is, what idiots gonna admit they've been here less than five years, and how are we gonna prove it?
Who how are we gonna how are we gonna possibly know?
Employment records, Rush.
Don't make me laugh.
Driver's license, well, that'd be one way of doing it.
Get illegal driver's licenses in a number of places.
But no, I mean it's this it's it's it's silly.
It's a great question.
Here's uh uh this is Maria in Arlington, Texas.
Hi, Maria, welcome to the program.
Um, hi, Rush.
Um, it's so hard listening to you and and agreeing with everything you say.
Because at the same time, well, I I'm illegal.
But it's I've been here twenty years in June.
And I was nine when I got here.
I came in on a visit of visa when I was a little girl.
Um I went to high school here, graduated here, have a bachelor's degree from here, and um it's just I'm kind of stuck in the middle.
I I hate being grouped in with um well, all the illegals go back to Mexico.
I'm not from Mexico.
I'm from Venezuela, and um it's I mean, do you think there should be a distinction made?
I know and I know it's hard to say illegal just includes everybody, but should there be a distinction made between us and and how the law applies?
But Maria, my first question to you uh is if you've you've been here twenty years, what has prevented you from uh uh attempting to to to the legal route.
There there is no legal route for me.
Um I've I've tried, I've hired a lawyer, I've I've listened.
There's just it's so hard to become legal to become a c forget a citizen.
It's so hard to become a resident first.
You have to be a resident for so many years.
And to get to that point, you have to um you know, finding a lot of people.
Did you have a sponsor?
Did you have somebody in this country a uh a cis citizen for whom you work that could have shepherded you through the process?
N no.
Um none not really.
I mean my all my family here, they're citizens, but it's not my immediate family.
So only immediate family can claim a person, or if you work here, they can claim you.
But I wasn't legal when I graduated, so I've never worked.
And since technically you can't hire someone if they're illegal, then I never had I've never had you know a a job, I guess you could say.
And and I and just just there's a small maybe it's a small group of us that work hard, but I don't depend on anything from the government.
I don't you know how the whole well they're sucking the government dry and our social uh nothing at all.
I've never been in trouble.
Well, I'm surprised uh you you do have me intrigued.
I'm surprised that you you started by saying that you uh agreed with everything I said.
I know, I know it's so hard because I understand the people that cross, you know, come in illegally and and you know, they're doing all these jobs and they they they go to the hospital and they get all these benefits that yes citizens and residents are paying for them to get those benefits.
I don't think that's right.
I I think once you cross the border and or or you come here anyway you get here and you're illegal, you you're giving up or it should be understood that you're giving up a lot of rights.
And not that you should be depending on another government to give you what you need.
Okay, now but but if if it let's say that the the uh the breakthrough uh legislation that the Senate brokered today, and let's say let's say it becomes the law of the land.
Uh you've been here uh longer than five years.
So you're not gonna have to go back to Venezuela.
You already speak English.
So all you're gonna have to do is show up and and pay a thousand or two thousand dollars in fines, and you're in there.
I know.
I know.
I and then and you know what I'm I'm grateful for that.
If if it comes to pass, I just don't want to be looked at, oh you got a free pass type of deal.
You know, and and there's some of us that I like I said, I haven't.
Who's gonna know?
Who's gonna know unless you tell 'em?
I know, I know.
It's just an instant so do you think that's by the way, I wouldn't care if I w what other people think.
They don't know your story.
You start getting bogged down by all that.
You're gonna stigmatize yourself.
Well, that's that's I mean, that's true.
That's true.
And I just uh one other thing I like to point out is um I don't I can't speak for everybody, but again, there's a group of us that um some uh a previous scholar says something about they should all go home.
And home for me is here.
I mean, I I consider myself from here.
It's like my adoptive parent and my birth parent.
You know, I I would never go back.
This is this is for my own.
By the way, and you I was with uh old Hugo Chavez down there, I don't blame you for not wanting to go back.
Oh no, he's a sweetheart, isn't he?
No, I'm not interested in that.
Yeah, I know.
What wait, what what did you say he is?
He's a sweetheart?
Yeah, no, sarc sarcastically speaking.
No thanks.
Oh, you're being facetious.
That's good.
That's good.
You have it going.
Well, look, um, you know, the your your story indicates that uh uh the the word illegal encompasses uh quite a few people.
But I I I'll tell you I I I don't want you know, you're you're uh um if you keep the radio on and people call and react to you, there's gonna be some people I don't care.
I don't care about the details, I don't care about the sob story, I don't care it's illegal.
This is one of the problems.
I don't care how productive she is, so don't get your feelings hurt by all this.
You know, because you were very brave here uh and and calling and and uh uh sharing your experiences with us.
Well I appreciate that.
I will I will remember that.
We we uh we Americans uh uh very proud of the country.
We're we're blessed.
We are eternal optimists.
And we, most of us, and we all are born, most of us are born with, and inculcated with the idea that we have to make certain contributions as we go through our lives so that our children and grandchildren inherit the same country and opportunities that we inherited.
And that's why this issue is concerning, disconcerting to a lot of people, because we fear an influx of people who don't care about Americanism, who don't care about, you're obviously not in this group, but uh that's why the concern exists among many other things and I wanted you to try uh to understand that before I had to say goodbye.
Back in just a second, folks stay with us.
Yes, sir me, L Rushball with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair.
Now I watched this but I didn't hear it because it was on television during the program Cookie tells me that um uh uh Russ Feingold type in the audience at one of Bush's town meetings and made a speech on Iraq today and a number of the things and some Russ Russ Feingold type supporter stood up and and asked a question that Bush apparently dealt with very well here is how it went.
You never stop talking about freedom and I appreciate that but while I listen to you talk about freedom I I see you assert your your right to to uh tap my telephone to uh to rest me and hold me without uh without charges if we're at war we ought to be using tools necessary within the Constitution on a very limited basis a program that's reviewed constantly to uh protect us.
Now you and I have a different uh of agreement on what is needed to be protected but you said would I apologize for that?
And the answer is absolutely not okay I well not a bad answer, but what I would have said to the clunk head, I'm not spying on you, Jack unless you're talking to somebody in Al Qaeda over in another country or if somebody Mal Qaeda's calling you then we're listening in or we hope to be able to unless your party stops us from finding when the next attack is going to take place.
All right.
George in Springfield Massachusetts welcome to the program.
Hey Rush NASCARDOS thank you sir.
Uh this isn't the first time NASCAR has been targeted.
Last year on the website the NASCAR website they revealed that uh the Rainbow Coalition had been shaking down NASCAR and the president for the last four years.
He'd been paying over six figures to um the Rainbow Coalition so that they wouldn't bring any attention to NASCAR because of lack of African American yes that's exactly right very typical of the way the uh Reverend Daxon's monochrome uh coalition works.
It is a shakedown artist business.
And they they they that goes back I think in 2003 that they've they've been uh they've been shaking down NASCAR.
Yep absolutely and so well uh the real question then is is this an independently arrived at decision by NBC or is this the result of coordination?
I would I would uh I wouldn't be that hard to believe it's independently arrived at liberals or liberals whether they're Jesse Jackson or NBC and it's they're all going to have the same opinion of NASCAR.
A liberal is going to think of NASCAR like he thinks of evangelical Christian.
They're no different.
They're no different.
Hollywood hates them.
They're not going to see their movies.
Hollywood hates them because they can't do erotic Sharon Stone movies anymore than anybody wants to see because they blame NASCAR.
They blame evangelical Christians.
They blame Falwell.
They blame Roberts.
They blame Bush.
They blame me.
I could fix so much of what's wrong with liberalism as a consultant.
Hollywood in one meeting per studio but they wouldn't listen uh it's clear when you're in a business where you have to understand your market they are now proud to be out of touch with their market.
They say so it's a stupidest way of running a business.
But that's a secondary concern.
If primary concern is remaining in the clique and being invited to all the cocktail parties in Hollywood in Manhattan, and you gotta say and do the right things.
And if your business goes in a tank doing that, then you're even bigger hero.
Lyle in Reading, California.
Welcome to the EIB network, sir.
How do you do, sir?
Um, I'm a Mexican American living in Mexico.
And they hassle us down there like you can't believe.
I have to bring a copy of my bank statement showing I have a thousand dollars a month income, so I'm not a uh a parasite on their system, you might say.
I have to uh go every year, pay a hundred dollars for an FM3, which is like a green card.
I concur with you a hundred percent.
Um I like it down there because of course I have friends and people I used to work with that live down in the little village that I live in.
And uh, you know, it it's it's unbelievable.
Uh the way they hassle us.
I have a friend that was working down there now as a pensionato, I'm not allowed to work or bring in any money.
If I do, I'm subject to deportation.
Well, I we we Yeah, we went through all this.
So you heard you heard the laws, uh the limbaug laws earlier.
You heard that and I concur with you a hundred percent as somebody who's living down there.
Now you why are you doing it?
Why am I doing it?
Why are you living down there?
And by the by the way, folks, I'll let me before you answer that.
I've told this story countless times.
Last November I was in Puerto Vallarta playing golf, and I was stunned at the number of retirees, American retirees that live down there.
It's because it's cheap.
It's because it's cheap and their retirement dollars go farther.
And there's there was a story I got American spectators, something from yesterday stack, I didn't get to it, but but documenting there's a there's it's not nearly as much, but there is a there's a there's a flow of retired Americans heading down to Mexico, resort communities and so forth, own condominiums and this sort of thing, and there's an influx, of course, of Mexicans coming into the United States.
But why are you living there?
And what are you doing in Reading, California if you live in Mexico?
Well, I had to come back and file my income taxes.
That's that's one of the reasons I'm back.
Because they're gonna be filed by the what, 15th of this month.
Seventeenth, you have to look at 17th as a 15th of Saturday.
Uh down where I live, I live down there for less than five hundred dollars a month, and I you know have a good lifestyle.
I have a motorcycle that I I'm at a place called the Copper Canyon.
Yeah, but it sounds like they're putting you through hell.
I ride my motorcycle, I uh you know, carry Mexican insurance.
I uh you know, I just enjoy the life down there.
Well, but it sounds like they're putting you through hell as an um as an immigrant.
All you gotta do is know the rules and follow, you know, step through the holes.
Well, I did have a friend that spent four months in jail when they caught him working.
But uh, you know.
I love it.
I love well, let me go through the let me go through the limbow laws very quickly again.
Uh I'll do this very quick.
This is uh it's today's morning update for those of you mention it.
But if if I were gonna be in charge of writing the immigration laws in this country, this is what I would do.
First, if you immigrate to our country, you have to speak our language.
And you have to be a professional or an investor.
If you're unskilled, you don't get in.
No special bilingual programs in schools, no special ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your native language.
You will not have the right to vote or hold political office.
Forget it.
If you're in our country, you will not burden our taxpayers.
You are not entitled to welfare or to food stamps or other government goodies.
You can come if you invest, though.
You but the you can't you it's gotta be a sum equal to forty thousand times the daily minimum wage, not a penny less.
If you don't have that, screw you.
Stay home.
But if you want to buy land, you want to come here, fine, but we're gonna restrict where you can buy it.
You can't buy any waterfront for it.
You gotta buy land that nobody else in our country wants.
As a foreigner, you will give up your individual rights to the property at the moment anybody needs it.
Another thing, you don't have the right to protest.
You come down here and start waving flags around and go out in placards and and uh start protesting things.
You start bad mouthing our president, his policies, you're out.
We find out about it, and you're gone.
You're a foreigner.
You are expected to shut your mouth or get out of the country.
And if you come here illegally and try to get a job, you go to jail.
Period.
These laws that I've just cited as my own are actual laws of Mexico today regarding immigration.
That's how the Mexican government deals with immigrants to their country.
Just and so that's what Lyle here is calling to say, yeah, it's all that and more, and he was giving us some uh actual eyewitness testimony.
Lyle, thanks much to Dayton, Ohio.
This is Linda on the EIB network.
Hi.
Hi, Rush.
How are you?
Fine, thank you.
It's an honor and a privilege to speak with you.
I appreciate that.
And I want to thank you for all you do.
I come from a long family of Democrats, but uh my immediate family and my children are all conservatives now, thanks to you.
And I appreciate all you do.
Um I have a kind of a solution to the illegal immigrant workers, and I don't know if it would work, but my daughter is a caseworker for welfare in Ohio here.
And uh a large percentage of those welfare recipients will not work.
They are able to, but they will not.
Could we not replace the illegal immigrant workers with welfare recipients that are able to work?
Well, that uh uh that wouldn't save social security.
Don't there's a bunch of arguments here.
Number one, if you think and Linda, I'm surprised at you for not figuring this out on your own, as much training as you've had as a listener here.
If you think that the Democratic Party, which will have to go along with a scheme of yours, is gonna is gonna actively suggest that welfare recipients get a job.
Last time I tried that on the radio regarding the homeless, I got derided for two weeks in the media.
Easy for him to say, get a job.
The second thing is you have a tough time getting Republicans on it, although in this in this current climate, but their welfare reform uh which which Clinton signed after vetoing it twice, uh, is actually getting more and more welfare recipients to work.
It's it's it's a it's it's a very uh successful piece of legislation.
It's working.
But I want to go back to Social Security business, because remember Elizabeth from uh from Los Angeles, she called up, she was all concerned that what really bothered her is all these baby boomers, uh at I am one are basically a bunch of lazy sloths,
and we have expectations of being totally supported in our retirement by other people working, and she says if if if we don't allow these illegal immigrants to come in uh uh b then then we're not gonna have the money to pay for your social security.
Well, the the short-sighted look at that is this.
If you bring them in, uh some of them are going to be contributing to Social Security, no question, which will ease the burden on everybody else, but then they're also going to hang around long enough to collect it.
Because by the time they're old enough to collect it, the policy will have changed.
It's a net wash on social security.
Uh which is it's it's a specious argument anyway, but I wanted to uh I wanted to deal with it.
I appreciate that, uh Linda.
I gotta run quick time out, but back with much more after this.
So I've got this email here.
This guy says, I guess Rush, we uh might as well just tear down the Statue of Liberty and tell a huddled masses to go home, right?
Uh now that whoever who is it, Michael Smith on the subscriber email line.
Michael, you can't be listening today if that's your and that's why, you know, uh people ask me about about you people in the audience.
Uh I get this question all the time.
People want to know what I think of the audience.
Uh because a lot of people have a let's face it, everybody has images.
And one of the one of the images to talk radio is that the audience is a bunch of out-of-work welfare recipients uh uh or retired or whatever.
And we always stun people when I when I share with them the details of our extensive audience research.
This talk show has probably the largest percentage of college graduates of any talk show audience in the country.
It's over fifty percent.
Uh income, average income of this audience is astoundingly high.
People are always stunned when they look at it.
But even at that, uh I I do mention sometimes I even I am surprised at at how some of you just don't listen.
I am a master in the art of communication.
It is impossible to misunderstand me.
You have to try to misunderstand.
You have to be trying not to get it in order not to.
For somebody to write me a note saying we may as well blow up the statute.
Sorry.
May as well tear down the Statue of Liberty and tell the huddled masses to go to hell.
How in the world do you get that from this program?
You don't at all, unless that's what you want to hear.
Here's Ryan in Miami.
Ryan, welcome to the program.
Great to have you with us.
Nice to speak with you, Rush.
Thank you.
I just want to let you know that I worked at a port of entry, and I like to know how 12 million people are going to be processed at the ports of entry.
They can barely keep up with people coming into the country uh legally, let alone, you know, one to three hours of processing of twelve million people.
Wait, wait, wait, well, what am I missing here?
What how what are you doing you mean talking about deporting twelve million people?
Uh or making them legal, if you will, I guess is what's being talked about.
Oh, all.
Well, it's kind of like when we ban the ugly, we make it voluntary.
If you're illegal, we're gonna make it voluntary.
You show up and say that you're illegal, and then that that'll make you legal.
And of course, if you've been here less than five years, you have to go back home.
We expect the honor system to work flawlessly in this case.
We expect those who've been here less than five years to admit it.
Interesting.
I like to know what happens when a few hundred people show up to one of those one or two man ports up in Maine or hand handle of Florida.
No, you and you see this.
Yeah, absolutely.
And think about the legalization program that happened in the eighties.
There are still offices that are open dealing with that still.
From you mean from the Simpson Mazzoli bill from 1986?
Yes, sir.
There's still offices that are dealing with that today.
Still offices dealing with the mass legalization.
That was only four million people.
Yeah, exactly.
We're still in the process of legalizing people 20 years ago.
That's correct.
Wow.
Well, I see your question now.
So, how are we going to legalize 11 million?
How long is this going to take?
By the time we get this 11 million legalized, it could be 40 more.
Forty million more that have come in behind them.
And 20 years from now, 20 years, Senator Barack Obama will come up with some brilliant plan to deal with the latest uh uh evolution of the crisis in uh illegal immigration.
Uh here's Randy in Omaha.
Randy, welcome to the EIB network.
Hello, Mr. Limbaugh.
It's a true honor to speak to you.
Thank you.
Um my question or comment, I guess, is I I guess what everybody I have not heard anybody talk about is that all of these people, the illegals that everybody's talking about, maybe they don't want to be legal.
They don't want to pay taxes, they don't want to have to deal with the bureaucracy.
They don't want to have to deal with any of this, and they're willing to work for less.
They can come and go as they please.
No problem.
It's no problem, they can do whatever they want, they can stay illegal.
We're not going to try to find them.
It's a voluntary program.
Yeah.
Well, that was my you know, that was my only comment was that everybody, you know, seems to be forgetting that maybe these people don't want to be found.
They don't want to come out from underneath of the, you know, all IR.
Well, that's a good point.
I I have not myself fallen prey.
I I've I've raised that possibility by constantly asking.
Look at if they come forward, they are going to pay a thousand dollar fine.
If they've been here less than five years and they come forward, they're gonna they're they're they're gonna have to be they're gonna be sent home.
I mean how many are gonna do this?
And then of the other five, uh the other portion that have been here longer than five years, uh, yeah, it it it it may well be that they just prefer being a secret.
And then, of course, folks, let's not forget the terrorists who have come in under this program.
Um I still haven't seen anything in the Senate legislation require the terrorists uh that are here to show up and identify themselves uh and and register.
And you know, until until we do that, no immigration reform is comprehensive.
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