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Just checking on one thing.
So, you know how support for Trump was dying down?
It should have been in Savannah, Georgia today.
Or it should have been with Ted and I in New York last week.
There's an article in, of all places, USA Today.
Now, it's got to be true if it says something nice about Trump.
I mean, whoever wrote this could get fired.
Sarah Perqueno.
Poor Sarah.
Think support for Trump is dying down?
His New York rally told a different story.
I know the numbers.
I know the stadium.
Been there many times.
It holds 17,000 to 18,000.
It was full with the exception of a couple of places near exit that the police or emergency people So 17 inside, let's say.
Outside, who knows, 50,000 ticket requests.
And up, going up.
Probably by the time it all worked out, about 70,000.
That's in blue New York.
Today, he was in Savannah, and he gave a substantive speech.
He and Vance should really debate I mean, Vance Light could play the other side, and he could be his side, and we get the substantive stuff out because Yo-Yo doesn't talk about it.
And then Comrade Tim, Tampon Tim, is constantly trying to act like he's a regular guy.
Except he won't answer, nor will they ask him any questions about the single, maybe most important question in this election.
Are we going to get a Chinese operative as Vice President?
I mean, we got a guy paid by China sitting there right now.
And look at the damage he's done.
And look how he sold out to China.
Gave up an airbase that we may very well need 400 miles from China.
He spoke today at the UN, I think.
The Gold Star families were there to say he shouldn't speak.
Because he's a killer.
They believe that he killed their kids.
They say that he has no idea what he's saying.
And they say he's responsible for the 13 and a lot more.
I believe that's correct.
I think Joe Biden is guilty of murder.
No, but in many other ways too.
Letting fentanyl into the United States knowingly day after day, month after month, year after year, as it doubled, tripled, quadrupled under any other president.
With him opening the borders wide.
I don't care if he's demented.
He's not that demented.
He must know a lot about drugs, given his son, right?
I mean, he's been living with it for years.
He doesn't seem to give a shit about anybody else.
So let's see.
Do we have anything from Trump today?
I mean, I know he talked about tariffs and, you know, this whole thing about tariffs is absolutely ridiculous.
Biden ran against him last time.
Tariffs!
He has tariffs!
Tariffs are going to ruin everything!
I don't even think he can spell it.
Nor can Kathleen Cameron.
I actually don't think she knows what a tariff really is.
She thinks it's a tax.
I mean, I know that's some kind of a sort of an extension, but it isn't a tax.
And she's not capable of a logical extension.
The brainwaves don't work that way with her.
A logical extension then goes out this way, right?
And she starts talking about growing up in a middle class family and stuff like that.
She got about 15 beginnings and she uses them.
But he he spoke with the parts that I heard about how we're going to use tariffs to create fair trade.
I don't get all of the economists and if all the economists were right, we'd never have a bad economy, right?
So, the economists are wrong.
If China puts a 30% tax on cars coming to us, you're damn right I'm going to put a 30% tax on cars going to them.
Maybe 50%.
Maybe 100%.
And maybe if it's China, 200% to kick the shit out of them.
Because they want to kill us!
And they've killed 100,000 people!
Will you stop messing around with China, Democrats?
And will you get that frickin' walls off the ticket?
30 speeches in China?
30?
God, I hope Vance nails him with that.
What did you talk about, Tampon Tim?
Because if you talked about anything having to do with the greater good of the United States, number one, you certainly would never have been invited back 30 times.
That money kills you.
How about the kids you took there?
So Kamala is now going to go to the border.
So shall we start off?
You tell me what, Ted, what do we want to start off with?
Let's start off with the president at the rally today in Savannah.
In Savannah, Georgia.
He talked about Kamala going to the border.
Yeah, Kamala's going to the border.
This is hilarious.
She's been there once or twice.
And 20 million illegals have come in while she was border czar, her one responsibility, which she effed up so badly she should not be considered for.
I was going to say dog catcher, but you need good dog catchers now because there are a lot of stray dogs.
Okay.
After almost four years, Bordasar Kamala Harris has decided for political reasons that it's time for her to go to the border.
Finally, she's gone to the border four years.
What a disgrace that is that you waited so long, allowing millions and millions of people to enter our country from prisons and jails, mental institutions and insane asylums and criminal cells all over the world, not just from South America, But many of them are coming, are terrorists, and they are coming from Africa, they're coming from the Congo, large numbers from the Congo, they're coming from the Middle East, they're coming from Asia, they're coming from South America, but not only South America, they're coming from all over the world.
Now, you know, Kamala... Well, what's... I mean, Kamala's gonna go to the border.
And I think she will get a really big, rousing reception if she should meet with the illegal criminals that have come over.
So you know among any group that comes over, there'll be criminals included.
Because it would be stupid not to use the camouflage, the hiding of the others, to put the criminals in.
It's also ridiculous to think that she's seeing all the people that are coming in.
They're coming in in between the places where we stop them.
Because they have a very, very well-organized cartels who figure out how to get the dangerous ones in without being detected.
Like all the fentanyl that comes in.
We don't get to see it.
We don't get to see the fentanyl deals.
We don't get to see the little children they have brought in that they are raping and that they are using for sex, which we'll have later in the show.
It's a disaster in New York.
It's a disaster in Chicago.
The Chicago gangs are ganging up to get rid of the migrants.
So now let's listen to her position Which, I don't know that she's changed her position on this.
this? No way to find out.
Okay? Oh, with education. Oh, with education. Oh, oh, with education. Oh, with education.
Oh, with education. Oh, with education. Oh, with education.
Oh, with education. Oh, with With too much of her.
We should cut that in half.
I can't watch her that long.
Tell me she isn't a total idiot.
I look like a jerk.
But what she's saying is extraordinarily dangerous.
And that was the prediction.
That was in 2018 or 19.
From that point on, we got bare minimum signed up 10 million, without any doubt 20 million, of which a disproportionate number compared to previous Immigration are dangerous, extremely dangerous criminals.
And she was enthusiastically with her silly, stupid smile on her face for deportation.
And there are people that want to elect a president of the United States.
Do you want to?
I mean, how many kids have been taken into slavery as a result of her?
150,000?
200,000 that we know about?
250?
I'm going to show you a picture of a kid later that was drugged up as he was sent over the border because he had too much information, therefore he couldn't answer any questions.
Looks like he's about 12, huh?
And out in Queens they're using 13 and 14 year old girls for sex trafficking.
Tron de Aragua.
Which should give her, you know, their Whatever, you know, you say women anymore, I mean, Woman of the Year Award.
I would say Communist of the Year Award, or Aider and a Better of the Year Award, or Criminal of the Year Award, or Bordezar, who's gotten more Americans killed than anybody who ever touched the border.
When she goes to the border tomorrow, they should push her over on the other side.
She'd be comfortable there.
They're trying to become a communist government there, too.
The father be proud of her!
Good old communist and Marxist and... All week!
Crazy!
Thinking about electing that?
Did you see it?
Deportation!
No!
No deportation!
Keep the murderers!
Keep the rapists!
Keep the child traffickers!
Let them all stay here!
Screw Americans!
So if someone's happy, they'll become communists like my papa was.
Okay.
Now.
I'm really upset.
And it's time to unload on this guy.
So, Zelensky comes to America and decides to do what the Ukrainians did in 2016, which was to interfere in the American election.
Do you know how I found out about Biden's crimes?
I got a call.
I got a call from, ultimately, a very, very reliable source that proved to be 100% accurate.
He's the reason, and I am, that you know anything about Biden's crimes.
They've been covered up for years.
And, of course, I'm being ruined for that, which I'm very proud of.
Here was the question, here was the call.
Do you know that Democrats are doing in Ukraine what they're falsely claiming Trump is doing in Russia?
In other words, it's Ukrainian collusion, not Russian collusion.
And do you know the guy who wrote about Russian collusion has never been to Russia in 17 years?
But he was just in Ukraine.
And do you know that they have made up false documents?
And that the American embassy there was known as Hillary Clinton's foreign campaign office.
And that the ambassador, one and two, two of them, were doing everything they can to help her and also getting money flowing to her, which is entirely illegal.
I didn't say information, which is questionable.
I said money.
And you know that Soros is all jammed up there, too.
And I didn't.
So I heard all that and they came over and then they played the Biden tape and said, oh, the big bride was really Biden and And Poroshenko, that's the former prime minister, former president, who received $5 million first, $50 million later, and that was for Burisma.
Biden, we can count $8 million.
If we ever took a look at the foreign bank accounts, I am told that will more than double.
I'm told that.
Can't prove it.
I can prove the first part.
Good enough.
That's good enough for the rest of your life in jail.
Which he's gotten away with completely.
Because we have no justice in this country.
They've ruined our system of justice.
And we've had the embarrassment of a massive criminal sitting in the White House.
So Zelensky comes here and he has the nerve to attack J.D.
Vance.
Enter the campaign and say that J.D.
Vance Is a radical?
He's calling him names?
That country?
That money isn't just Democrats, shithead!
It's all our money!
Get the hell out of our campaign!
Where's the investigation?
Where's the Ukrainian collusion investigation?
Are you doing that because you got billions from Biden?
Did he pay you off?
And what about giving us the files on Biden?
You've been sitting on them, and extorting them, I know, I know you say to him one way or another, probably a little more subtly than this.
You know, Giuliani only has got half of it.
I got the other pictures.
And you want to look at my pictures?
You'll see tonight what the Biden family is all about.
They got dead cold proof of about 8 to 10 million going to the Biden crime family.
And they have access to the foreign bank accounts.
And there are witnesses that the FBI never interviewed that will give us the bank accounts!
But the crooked FBI won't talk to them!
And Zelensky knows all about it!
So, I don't know, when you cover up a massive crime at the highest level of your government and our government, what does that make you?
It makes you, Zelensky, a criminal.
That's what it makes you.
Not a hero.
And you want to know why people like Vance and others are worried about the money?
Because you guys steal money like crazy!
And so do the Democrats that you've been colluding with since Obama set it up with that crazy fund!
I can tell you another thing.
I know in general, you know in detail, I was told by one of your top investigators that if they ever blew the top off of this, there are a bunch of people in Washington who would go down.
You got all that, Zelensky?
Is that why they put you in front of Congress?
How many of those people that they put were making money in Ukraine?
How many of those people were sharing money with the country that was considered, and is, the second most corrupt in the world?
You've got oligarchs around you that steal, you know, by habit.
They're not going to let you get 50 billion and not get a piece of it.
And don't tell me it goes to the American military-industrial complex.
And I'm supposed to believe there are no kickbacks there?
Man, you must really think I'm a jackass.
Goes back to Eisenhower.
Didn't that great American patriot warn us, a general, about how crooked the American industrial complex is?
Military-industrial complex?
You want to do a little money laundering?
That's the way to do it, Zelensky!
Oh, you would know about that!
Your patron, the guy who made you, the guy who made you a millionaire, the guy who took care of you, the guy who probably you would suck on his breast, you little shit.
Do you know the name Kolomoisky?
Kolomoisky happens to be, without any doubt, nobody would dispute this, at one point he was one of the most notorious criminals in the world.
The biggest money launderer in Eastern Europe.
Probably excels, exceeds anyone else, including Russians.
He ran a bank called PrivatBank, a legit one that was worth billions, and an illegit one that was worth multiple billions.
He knows everybody that laundered money for about, there he is, there's the little shit.
Come on, Zelensky, give us the Biden files, huh?
Give us the Kolomoisky files.
How many people were getting paid off through PrivatBank?
Tell us about how Kolomoisky made your career as an actor with a stupid show where you played a prime minister or president.
And you want to know why decent Americans are worried about giving you that much money?
Because you cover up people who steal billions.
Your career was made by probably the biggest thief In Ukraine!
And nobody in America will talk about that!
Not even Republicans!
Not even the conservative media will go after you properly!
Hey!
I know you!
I know who made you!
In New York we have an expression, I know your rabbi!
Your rabbi is one of the two or three biggest crooks in the history of the Ukraine!
Before you became president, nobody, including the world banking community, wanted him back.
So you got him back.
And you put him in jail.
And he's in the nicest jail that ever lived.
He's doing great.
But the real question is, how much extorting are you doing, creep?
J.D.
Vance?
Is he a radical?
J.D.
Vance is an honest man.
J.D.
Vance served his country.
J.D.
Vance made his money legitimately.
I don't know how you made yours.
I know your best friend, your mentor, your real father is the biggest crook or second biggest crook or third biggest crook right up there in Ukraine.
Not wanted back until you got elected president and you squeezed him back in.
Well, that money you have, probably it would be... I could probably get it from you in a RICO case.
Now, who's going to investigate you for interfering in our election?
You come here to the United States, to the UN, and you interfere in our election?
Who the hell do you think you are?
We've gave you 200 billion and you can't win that war.
How many people have you gotten killed?
The incompetent shit?
How many people have you killed in Ukraine?
If you can't win the damn thing, then end it!
You're going to attack Russia?
You think even Numskull is going to let you attack Russia?
So you say, well, he's preventing you from winning the war.
Maybe, maybe there's somebody there.
Probably not.
This is by luck that figures.
This may not be worth a nuclear war.
Not for a crook like you.
Ukraine wants to straighten out.
Another story.
You want to go honest?
I'm with you, babes.
Always wanted you to be honest.
And you did one crook after another.
Broke my heart with Poroshenko.
Poroshenko was going to get elected.
He wasn't going to be crooked because he was the chocolate king of Ukraine.
I go back to Ukraine a year or so into Trump's presidency, and I sit down with two very critical people.
Who I may reveal, I may not reveal at some point.
I said, what the hell happened?
All I hear about Poroshenko is that he's a big crook.
What the hell happened to him?
I got to meet with him because he summoned me here from Karkev because he likes to plan for our emergency management center.
He said, and the both of them said, well, it's a terrific plan and we definitely need one here.
But I, who knows?
You never know with him.
I said, well, what happened to him?
He was supposed to be the honest one because he was rich.
He said, well, he just wasn't rich enough.
He wanted to be the, you know, the top kahuna.
He wanted to be the richest crook, the richest oligarch.
He just didn't want to be an oligarch.
I said, was he crooked before?
Yeah, damn right, he was crooked before.
They just covered it up.
Everybody's here crooked.
Everybody.
We got about three honest people.
John McCain told me that.
There was one honest guy.
It was the guy they elected president and almost killed him.
Poisoned him.
Putin almost killed him and poisoned him.
So this is not somebody who has any love for Putin.
He's a big shit too.
And a killer.
And a murderer.
Except he's smart as hell.
I'm not saying Zelensky's not smart.
I think Zelensky's a very smart guy.
I just think he's a very dishonest guy.
You don't withhold all that information.
Oh, by the way!
Has he really put any of the major oligarch crooks in jail?
Except his friend who he put in a friendly jail?
His predecessor, Poroshenko, was defeated because it was common knowledge that he was taking massive bribes.
He was like that guy in The Godfather that has to wet his beak.
Every crooked deal he had to put his You know that.
You got it all.
You got it all.
I've seen some of it.
I mean, I've seen some of the records.
You're sitting on them so you can squeeze everybody, you little shit.
And you come here and you interfere in our election, huh?
What else are you doing?
What else is Ukraine doing?
Anybody interview you about Mr. Ryan Wesley How does he pronounce it?
Ruth Roth Roth?
I don't know.
It's starting to get really funny that he spent time in your crooked country.
He's a big fan of the second most dishonest country in the world winning that war.
Well, I'm a big fan of them winning that war, too, because they'll beat Russia.
But you didn't have a strategy to win.
Biden never gave you a strategy to win.
Biden gave you a strategy to get into a deadly, fatal, Uh, hi!
It's gonna remain that way.
You checkmated.
You and Russia are checkmated.
There's only one way out of that war.
That would be if you attack Russia.
Made it too, too, too, uh, costly for them to maintain and then they take one of those, um, intermediate, uh, leveled ballistic missiles and hit Kiev and take it away.
They're a much more powerful country than you are.
And I don't think there's any American, even some of the communists, that are gonna let you just do what the hell you want in Russia.
I mean, you're a big crook.
They trust you in the first place, but Biden knows you're a crook.
Biden was a crook with you!
Well, not with you, with your pal!
Who the hell did the money laundering transaction on August 16th?
Let me see if I got the right date.
August 16th, 2016, when $3.4 million was sent to the Bidens by your friend Kolomoisky, laundered through PrivatBank.
I have the records.
Latvia made the case.
You're covering it up, Zelensky, because you're a crook.
Crooks cover up massive criminals who sell out their country.
Oligarchs in Ukraine, for all their bullshit about being patriotic, they're selling out their people.
Because they take so much money.
Maybe you might have won this war if a lot of the money wasn't being stolen.
And don't tell me again.
The American military complex, all you're going to do is convince me that there were even bigger kickbacks when you tell me that one.
They've been working with the American military complex to The crooked Ukrainians and the crooked Democrats for years and it is there are a couple of Republicans I'm told but it's mostly a Democrat Was described to me as Ukraine is a Democrat cash cow the Democrats raped it Starting with the Biden administration That's it So I expect now a very big investigation of Ukrainian collusion involving Biden and Harris
That's the key, because they had the benefit of it.
I expect that there's going to be some kind of a filing of the campaign, of the value of the campaign contribution that Zelensky has just made by attacking the vice presidential candidate of the Republican Party by name-calling.
I mean, if we had a country that had a single justice system, a one-tier justice system, this would be Much bigger than Russian collusion.
Because Russian collusion never happened.
Hillary paid for it.
I'm not paying for this.
Trump's not paying for it.
Zelensky's doing it.
We'll be right back.
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This is Rudy Giuliani back with the Rudy Giuliani Show on Frank's Beach.
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FSN.
Okay.
So let's talk about the letter from Ryan Wesley Ruth Roth Killer.
Robb killer so Ryan Ryan Wesley are there puts out that they find this letter
The book is about his two favorite countries, Ukraine and Iran.
Suspiciously, he spent time in Ukraine.
Reminds you a little of Lee Harvey Oswald spending time in Russia and Cuba?
Do the oligarchs.
And even the government people in Ukraine have a motive to kill Trump?
Oh, don't get all shocked.
I'm not saying conspiracy theory.
I used to investigate murders.
Let me tell you how I did it.
I wrote down all the people with the biggest motive.
And I investigated every one of them.
And you just crossed them off.
And then you got to the one who did it.
Maybe.
I think I solved every murder I ever investigated.
A bunch of them for the RICO cases.
But I had the greatest group in the world to do it.
The NYPD Homicide Bureau, Detective Bureau.
Fabulous.
Even those days when the FBI was good, I brought them in to do my Rico murder cases.
This is why I was successful, because I knew what the hell I was doing.
Unlike Yo-Yo.
No more deportation.
No more deportation.
Let's have more rapes.
So, this guy is over in Ukraine.
The other guy, Zelensky, is here now.
The guy's in jail.
He almost tried to kill Trump.
We know now he wanted to kill Trump.
He wrote it all out.
Anybody ask Zelensky, did he ever meet this guy?
I mean, don't you ask the question?
Do they have anything on him there?
What did he meet with there?
Did he meet with a couple of oligarchs that hate Trump?
They hate Trump!
I mean, look at what they did in 16, before all the problems and all of the corruption that's hidden there.
They did everything they could to defeat Trump.
They put together a absolutely phony black book that the FBI used to frame and to cast aspersions on the campaign.
And they never produced it at the Manafort trial because it's a forgery, which I proved on a video that's available to you.
I got four or five people that are in it that can tell you that that's not their signature and that it was such a book.
They created that.
They created also all kinds of evidence against Trump.
They had a whole scheme laid out in podcast number four, five, and six of mine.
To blow up Trump, meaning with information in that case, right in the middle of the campaign was going to take him out.
They were aiming for October.
I'm sorry.
They were aiming for September.
This is the election against Hillary.
It was a complete mirror image of what they charged Trump with.
In fact, it probably That helped because the guy, Steele, who wrote the ridiculously lying frame-up of Trump, which got him $1.1 million from Hillary Clinton, who's walking around free despite the fact that she did that.
Steele just took what they did, kind of converted it into the phony Russian collusion, but they were doing it in Ukraine.
So Ukraine has interfered in our election, but nobody will tell you that because our FBI is crooked.
The law enforcement agency, or the Biden law enforcement agency, similar to the ones they used to have in communist Russia, they have in communist China, they used to have in Nazi Germany, run by the government.
And for the benefit of the government.
But, I mean, you've got to put them down as a possible... I mean, just the way, when we go over the Kennedy assassination, right?
Whether you buy it or not, read the O'Reilly book.
The O'Reilly book lays out the way I just analyzed it.
The people with the biggest motive, which would include Russia, Cuba, the Mafia, Lyndon Johnson.
I'm sorry, I mean, you don't get excluded from it because you're a crooked head of state like Zelensky and covering up crimes of Americans and plenty Of your own people.
I wonder if they pay you to do that.
And you come in here with a victory plan that you're going to give to Mr. Demented.
Like he's gonna understand it, right?
You're gonna sit down, are you gonna give it to Jill?
Dr. Biden's gonna analyze your victory plan?
Kamala won't even be here.
Kamala's gonna be at the border she didn't pay attention to for four years as we're getting killed and raped and beaten.
And she's going down there, I don't know why.
Make a fool out of herself.
All it'll do is remind the American people what she didn't do.
I don't know who the hell thinks her campaign is a good campaign, but I mean, that's ridiculous.
I mean, if there's one thing that the American people know, she failed as the border czar.
And don't give me she wasn't the border czar.
You just called it that 4,442 times.
4,442 times. I counted it.
So Ryan, Wesley, Ruth, also in this thing here, put out information that would encourage someone to this moment to
kill Trump.
And the FBI put it out.
There's an article today from an unlikely source, but I'll congratulate him for it, Bill Barr, saying it's outrageous the Justice Department did that.
What, do they want to get him killed?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Do the just about we're gonna get the top The FBI?
Well, they tried to frame him.
Same guy!
It's there!
Right?
The guy that sat on the hard drive in, uh, in 20, remember?
The same guy is at the FBI.
Sitting on the hard drive wasn't a crime?
Covering up evidence?
Making sure that the cases, you know, go out on statute of limitations and hide it.
Prosecute his son, that thing, for everything that has nothing to do with Joe Biden and leave out Ukraine, leave out China, just 30 million, leave out Romania, leave out Kazakhstan, leave out Russia, leave out Iraq.
Well, I went back to Joe with the statement from Hunter, called evidence, called it admission, enormously powerful if you let me try him, in which he says, for 30 years, I've given half my salary to my father.
His salary included all the money he got from the crooked people in Ukraine that Zelensky is covering up, from the crooked woman who's very close to Putin in Russia.
What the hell is he doing getting money from Russia?
Say it?
No, he tells you.
Half my salary went to my father.
Nobody prosecuted for that.
Biggest bribe maybe in American history.
Nobody prosecuted for it.
And Zelensky's got all the information.
And he's gonna try to sell, he's gonna try to sell demented brain on a winning strategy in Ukraine.
Man, I'd love to hear that one.
What the hell, a bomb Moscow?
That'd be good.
Yeah, that'd be really good.
Now, I don't know if you bomb Moscow, if they come and bomb us, but they sure as hell, Kiev wouldn't exist, you know, a couple hours later.
I know a lot of people in Kiev.
I know a lot of people in Kharkiv.
I don't want to see them die for nothing, for these crooks that are running their government.
I don't want to be allied with these crooks.
It's Biden's crooks and Zelensky's crooks.
And the people of Ukraine, a couple hundred thousand of them have died for nothing.
Pamela must really hate us Catholics.
Thank you.
Do I include Biden in that group as a Catholic?
Or if you've sold out your country as often as he has, got as many people killed, and are in favor of seven, eight, and nine-month-old babies being sucked by suction out of the womb, you don't count anymore.
Except as a phony, like everything else in his life.
Well, in any event, who cares about that?
But she will not go to the single biggest Catholic dinner of any presidential season.
This dinner goes back to when Catholics were discriminated against.
This goes back to when Catholics weren't allowed to run for president, and Al Smith was the first Catholic candidate for president, and defeated, many people believe, because he was a Catholic.
And then John Kennedy broke that, and of course, gave probably one of his most remarkable speeches at the Al Smith dinner.
When he stood there and said that Cardinal Spellman, who I think was the Cardinal at the time, and it was 1960.
I know Cardinal Spellman because he presided over my graduation.
Sometime I'll tell you the joke that Alan and my friend Peter had about that, but he gave me my diploma with honors.
For real.
I'm not Biden.
I'm smart.
I got a brain.
I passed the bar exam, not like her.
So, John F. Kennedy said, and we played it for you last night, that Cardinal Bellman was very, very powerful because he brought together two of the biggest political enemies.
Of course, he and Nixon were running against each other at the time.
Two of the biggest political enemies in America at this dinner to eat, have dinner amicably, Richard Nixon.
And Nelson Rockefeller, the governor of New York, who of course was his challenger in the Republican primary.
Do you know that that scoundrel Hillary copied that years later without attribution and said at the dinner that involved Trump, who made some very funny remarks also, and I gotta say, except for the fact that she didn't attribute it, this was very funny, she said about about now Cardinal Dolan, that Cardinal Dolan is very powerful, because he has brought together in one room two people that have said horrible things about each other, that attack each other, that have a very hard time even looking at each other, and she turns around and says, Governor Cuomo and Mayor de Blasio.
Very funny, except you had to say, and of course I'm paraphrasing the great John F. Kennedy.
I would have gotten a big applause!
But they're so sneaky, even when they're funny, they gotta lie!
That's what happens when you have no character.
I know people with no character.
I put a lot of them in jail.
So let's listen to Cardinal Dolan, who is an exceptionally wonderful man.
Honored to know him.
And I hope he's praying for me.
I keep asking him to do it.
I think it would work a lot better than me.
I used to say that to Father Judge all the time.
The part of memory and great man, great patriot, first person found on September 11th.
I used to say to Father Judge, Father Judge pray for me.
We used to say this all the time.
He would say to me, you know something, Mayor, it'd be better if you did.
Because it'd be more unusual.
I pray all the time.
Got it.
Maybe pay attention.
Hey show me how he's praying.
Oh, wow One time he didn't say when I passed him on September 11 about 20 minutes before he died I'm sorry Said I got into that let's play Cardinal Dolan because he's a heck of a lot more authoritative than I am and a lot holier and He's really I know Cardinal Dolan I Think he's from st.
Louis Probably a Democrat was, but I don't know what he is now.
He's probably neutral now.
But he probably, I think he comes from, I bet he comes from a Democrat family, Irish Catholic Democratic family.
Like Italian Catholic Democratic families.
So let's play him.
We're disappointed.
We were looking forward to giving the Vice President an enthusiastic welcome.
And we were confident that she would find this.
You know, she speaks very much about the high ideals and how it's good to get away from division and come together in unity and all.
That's what the Al Smith dinner is all about.
We haven't given up yet.
We're not used to this.
We don't know how to handle it.
This hasn't happened in 40 years since Walter Mondale turned down the invitation.
Remember, he lost 49 out of 50 states.
I don't want to say there's a direct connection there.
So we're not used to this.
And we're not giving up.
You know who's been a help to us, Lauren, is Senator Schumer and Governor Hochul.
They both are working hard to see that they convince her to come.
So there's still a chance?
Yeah, and Senator Schumer said to me, he said, I don't think she made the decision.
I think her schedulers are saying she can't make it.
So we're not giving up.
We hope she's here.
We hope she's here.
Do cardinals tell little fibs like she didn't make the decision?
If she didn't make the decision, this is probably the single most focused on dinner of a presidential season.
It has, and even in non-presidential seasons, like gubernatorial, mayoral, I did the speech, and I have to tell you, by the time I did it, I probably had given a thousand speeches, and I was a little nervous before I did it.
Because you have to be funny.
And they're nasty if you're not.
Daniel Patrick Moynihan gave a speech in which he wasn't funny.
And I love Daniel Patrick Moynihan.
This is no reflection on him at all.
But this crowd made fun of him for 20 years after that.
In fact, people would get up and say, I'm not going to do a Moynihan.
And then they'd all laugh.
I think he stopped going.
He's not the only one.
There have been a couple of others that attempted to be funny.
And luckily, I'm good at it.
Being funny, so it worked.
And I go, phew!
Trump did really well.
Hillary did okay.
She certainly, she did a very short one.
And a couple of other jokes that were good.
And Trump had a bunch.
It was a little longer as usual, but good.
There have been a couple that have been awful.
I won't even bother to go, a couple of them have been terrific.
I mean, it was a really, it was a really difficult one for Romney.
He's got no sense of humor.
Somebody got to give him an injection.
To give him a sense of humor.
But every Democrat, every Republican but Mondale, and he lost every state, and he really lost his own.
There were enough votes for President Reagan to contest.
Do you know what he did?
He said, leave it alone.
Let the guy have his own state.
It's humiliating enough.
People said, wait a second, wait a second.
This will be a unanimous victory, like George Washington.
One of Ronald Reagan's greats.
I'm not George Washington.
That's a president.
What we got there now is a criminal.
What a shame.
What a tragedy.
What a tragedy.
So I want to show you something, because I want to show you, because I get really upset with the Wall Street Journal and their attacks on Trump, particularly on tariffs, because they think they know everything about the economy because they're the Wall Street Journal.
They don't.
They are a good newspaper.
I'm the only one, and the Post, and a couple of others to watch and examine it.
We don't have much, so I don't like to attack them.
But I gotta show you this.
So today they do an article, and I don't think this is Lawrence Norman's fault, who wrote a really, I think, balanced article.
Iran president has chance to change diplomatic tone.
You see that up there?
Now, first of all, what the hell would it matter if the diplomatic tone of the most homicidal regime in the world, except for China, were more diplomatic about killing people?
Make us feel better when they kill our children?
Make us feel better that Soleimani killed so many Americans?
Make us feel better that Biden didn't want Soleimani killed?
Who the hell knows why?
Make us feel better that Obama gave him cash under the table, which is illegal, but got away with it because he's the prince.
Make us feel better that they're killing Americans right now in the Gulf, in the Red Sea, and then in Syria and Lebanon.
50, 60 in a hospital, some of them paralyzed.
What's the difference if he changes his diplomatic tone?
Now take a look at the next headline.
This is in their sister newspaper, the New York Post, which is also, I think, they're all part of News Corp, I think.
Should we put up the other headline?
So let's compare that to the New York Post headline.
The New York Post headline.
Makes it quite clear that this is all a bunch of silly garbage.
So they must have some kind of Iran vows to continue backing proxy group.
Iran vows to continue backing proxy group.
Iran president has a chance to change diplomatic tone, but they're going to continue to back The proxy group, I think they're talking about Hezbollah, but they could be talking about the hoodies that killed Americans.
Now, now, right now, right now, you know, these are the 40,000 troops that are under fire that Kamala Harris didn't know about when she blew it either during the debate or her, I think it was a debate, the debate she theoretically won only because nobody paid attention.
To all of, not only lies, but the incredible, unbelievable lack of knowledge that this bar exam failure demonstrated.
She showed us why she failed the bar exam.
She's stupid.
And when Trump calls us stupid, he has every right to call us stupid.
She failed the bar exam.
That's it.
So I'm going to show you what they do when they don't like you.
Now, they don't like Javier Millan at the Wall Street Journal.
Now, the guy has turned around the damn country of Argentina like a miracle.
He's actually cured inflation!
It was like $125,000 and they used his picture!
They used that picture!
Now, I don't think he cares because he's quite a character.
He also considers himself the Trump of Argentina.
And he's turning the damn country around!
Right?
So what is he about to do there?
Is he hammering the bell?
He's hammering it!
Yeah, I did that!
And look at him!
Strong form!
He's ready to hit that thing!
I wonder if that thing went flying off.
I've seen that happen with a judge once.
He used a gavel and the gavel went flying in the air.
You can't laugh, right?
And you can't laugh because it's usually a tense moment when he's doing it.
Well, this was fun, I guess.
That's Javier Millay.
He's the president of Argentina, pretty newly elected.
Miracle!
First hundred days, first thousand days, takes a country with 125 percent inflation.
I mean, Biden is just the opposite.
So let's just take a listen to the numbskull, to the incompetent, to the unfit creature that we have as Commander-in-Chief at a time in which a crooked head of government Zelensky is coming there to sell them on some kind of con job to win the war, which will mean more money for all of their fellow crooks.
Gotta be.
I mean, there's no explanation for this.
We've been in a stalemate for a year and a half, maybe two.
Thousands of people have died.
Thousands and thousands of Russians, thousands and thousands of Ukrainians.
Now, I absolutely understand the Ukraine's desire to be free of Russia.
I also absolutely understand if you don't have a chance, you don't just let people die so you can have the money flow in and you can kick it around.
And you cannot tell me, who knows Ukraine backwards and forwards, that they're not kicking it around.
Let's listen to Pervert.
We're gonna play it?
And by the way, you know, I should understand And to get hot, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.
And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight, and then watch the hair come back up again.
They'd look at it.
So I learned about roaches.
I learned about kids jumping on my lap.
And I've loved kids jumping on my lap.
You need any more?
So yesterday, this guy says that his aides have told him he can't do things anymore that he used to do and that he wants to do.
And one of those things he can't do is to ask young girls to join him on stage.
And he did, anyway.
Well, you know all the pictures, right?
Smelling their hair, touching them, they're looking uncomfortable.
I wish I could share with you, but I won't.
The pictures.
This family are the biggest crooks ever in the history of this country to inhabit the White House.
I gotta believe they're also the most perverted.
This is disgusting.
Maybe this is why they don't care about all the perverts that are brought in and all of the perversion that's going on with children.
He doesn't care about his grandchild.
Maybe he doesn't care about your kids.
He doesn't care about his own grandchild.
And so you see the picture of this poor young girl right here.
Looking up at him.
I hope the truth is told about him.
I'm gonna have a book coming out soon that'll tell you a lot of the truth about the crime and crimes over many years that he could have been convicted of and should be convicted of.
And certainly his co-conspirators should and the money should be recovered for the United States government.
Just like Ukraine should recover the money that Zelensky has let the former president Maybe that money would help.
If we had an honest government, the first thing you would say to Zelensky is, go get the money back from Poroshenko before I take it away from Americans.
Right?
Well, Trey, for the people of Ukraine, they're being raped by their own people, as well as the Russians.
And I mean that in a sort of allegorical sense.
But who knows?
I mean, I think that also happened, unfortunately, with the Russians.
And second, pray for the people of Israel.
My goodness, are they being double-crossed by these unbelievable traitors in the White House, including cackling Kamala and tampon Tim.