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Lisa's son is going to be a famous rapper.
He'll always have that.
How are you guys doing?
What's going on out there?
Yeah.
Welcome back to whatever the hell this is.
I don't know why everybody does that.
I mean, I know why they do it.
I don't know why I just said that.
People that have been here a long time will tell you.
They'll know.
They'll explain it to you.
They know what's going on.
I'll just make noises with my face for a period of time.
It's like starting a lawnmower that is kind of old and fucked up.
Like it's working, but it's not working.
It's just like, it's like, give it a minute.
Just give it, just let it, you know, it'll start to there.
There we go.
Eventually it'll lead to somewhere.
It's got to settle.
It's got to recollect itself like T-1000.
The shattered psyche of my mind.
You know what killed Carl Jung was me.
He knew I was coming at someday.
So he's like, I'm out of here.
I'm not fucking studying me from afar.
No, the whole, you know, anybody in media entertainment, anything like that.
But they have a hokey, fucking, what's it called?
What would you call this?
Like a recurring show event thing.
You know, a regular Monday night, Sunday night, whatever it is.
There's like a slogan, a tagline, a fucking catchphrase, you know?
And I just, it always bugged me because I thought, I'm a little kid, right?
I'm probably 12. And I'm just like, who is this for?
I know, like, they say this every time.
Don't they know that we've heard this a million times?
Why do you keep saying the same things?
And then you think, well, that's because, you know, you don't know who's watching and there could be new viewers, new customers, new supporters.
You don't know.
So you have to, you know.
But we know that's not true.
95% of the audience is like, there's a small fluctuations here and there.
So why are we, why are we now catering to the minority of people, their fucking feelings?
Oh, they need a catchphrase.
They know, fuck you.
I've been sitting here for six years.
Imagine if I said the same thing every night for six years.
I don't think that's ever, to my fucking credit, I don't think that's ever happened.
I don't think any one stream has been anywhere close to another one ever.
And ever, ever.
I'm the best at this.
What was that movie?
What is he the best at?
Mental illness.
It's like a controlled.
It's like, you ever see a guy fall down a cliff, but gracefully?
It's like that.
Yeah, the bones are breaking.
He's going to die, but, you know, he's making it look good.
It looks all right.
You know?
It's entertaining.
We're all having a good time, aren't we?
I don't know what catchphrase is.
I don't know.
But I used to, I've said, I said that a couple of times because it was, it was first it was sincere.
I just was like, I don't know whatever the hell this is.
And then a couple weeks later, it's like, whatever.
So we just and then I had probably said it a couple of times where I thought it's in danger of becoming something like a catchphrase.
So I had to just I had to put I had to take it out behind the barn and oh look at some dandelions.
Can you get me one?
And I got rid of it.
So why is there always murder fantasies?
It's violent rhetoric or ideologically motivated violent extremists.
Oh, I don't know.
Probably being a man, heterosexual man, white man.
So I like violence.
We all do.
It's all all of us are entertained, almost to a man, are entertained by it on some level.
Immensely amusing on some level.
You'll believe me.
Go to, I mean, no one under 20 can just go to sleep for like 20 minutes and come back.
In the 90s, when your late 80s, early 90s, when Mike Tyson was on his rampage, everybody came to watch those.
You know, people you wouldn't expect.
But It's like, oh, look who's here.
They always show all the celebrities in the building and stuff.
Oh, Jim Carey is here.
For some reason, Jim Carey needs to see this, right?
And the women like it too.
It's not like.
Which is, you know, which makes them pretty cool.
Now that I think about it.
Now that I am thinking about it.
Wait a minute.
All right.
Cheer, cheerleading is white.
That's white girls.
They invent...
Every hike squad of fighters I've ever seen, football teams.
Hockey even does itself.
You don't do the Japanese do I don't think they do.
I don't think anyone does.
Does anyone?
I mean, there's, you know, you get some blacks and the Muslim women aren't allowed to do anything, so you never see them.
But I think.
Well, there you go.
I think that's it.
I can't really...
No, it is.
It's overwhelmingly.
Female fight fans are like 90% white women.
Which is pretty big.
I think.
Keep in mind, I'm basing this on no research, no study.
I didn't look at any tables or pictures.
I literally just sat here and decided if I felt like that was true or not.
And I feel like I'm going to decide that it is.
So it is now.
Now, you can say that's crazy.
And you can say, oh, you see.
See, he just makes up any reality he wants.
Well, that's because the old, the real reality has already been officially declared, you know, by the state as smashed into a million fragmented pieces of lunacy.
In fact, if you even openly dispute some versions of certain aspects of this shattered lunacy, you know, delusional world, they'll put you in jail.
It's illegal.
It's illegal to think the wrong things about certain stuff.
So since everybody's fucking crazy anyway, I'm just going to do whatever the fuck I want to do.
How's that?
It's been working out pretty good so far for me.
We're doing good.
I get to sit here dressed like this, acting like a clown, and Morgan's literally taking my garbage away.
I'm like a Persian king.
She's hot.
Before I'm stabbed in my sleep.
But what's the point?
If, okay, probably somebody will be like, I can't take anymore.
I'm murdering him.
But also, like, that was going to happen anyway.
So if you don't even enjoy the perks of being, you know, a supervillain, then why are you doing it at all?
That's the reason you do it.
That's why.
That's why that's super villain 101.
Why would you want to be a supervillain?
They fucking look the coolest.
They have the coolest layers.
Look at my layer.
I have a cool layer.
Do you have a fucking layer?
You don't.
You don't.
You've got some, you know, boomer with a fucking laptop webcam that's pointed up his nose.
I have a fucking layer and you have a nasal cavity, which isn't even full of cocaine.
You don't even have that.
You don't even have this.
Why would you want to be a supervillain?
What do you, you know?
I think they're the only ones capable.
good guys can't fix this.
Can you believe...
Now, Batman won't kill anybody.
He's an idealist.
It's going to get him killed someday.
But anyway.
Superman, you know?
Superman never made any money from saving the world from Solomon Grundy.
Thank you.
Man, I'll never see a world will never see a man like him.
I wonder how many streams I can do where I just start talking in song lyrics, obscure song lyrics that no one, you know, and people go, wait, is that Dorothy?
What did you say?
And I'll just.
Ah, I can't.
That was already done.
What movie was that?
Will Farrell, what movie was this?
It's coming back to me.
Kevin Michael Keaton was in it for some reason.
Are you singing?
Well, that's not Destiny's Child.
Who was that?
Whatever it was.
some girl pop band in the 90s or something.
He just started, their police chief just started talking to them.
Chief, was that?
No, no.
What are you talking about?
Dostoko Chasing Waterfalls.
TLC.
That's what it was.
That's like the third time he's quoted TLC.
Yeah.
Fuck.
See, we've been at this too long.
Our civilization has existed too long.
All the good jokes have been done.
Once it's over, once there's no more, you know, no one can make any jokes anymore.
It's like, all right, let's just send the fucking meteor time.
Well, the dinosaurs didn't last.
They weren't funny at all.
They weren't entertaining anybody.
We're just a galactic toilet bowl for everybody to watch and go, imagine being down there.
We serve an important purpose.
We keep the universe running.
Without our collective misery and shenanigans and unbelievable levels of stupidity, the rest of the universe, would not be able to function because they'd be worried that they could be at the bottom.
Everyone knows that no matter how badly you do, you're not on earth.
So there's...
Thank you.
I mean, I've mentioned it, I referenced it, I tried to familiarize you with the concept so your mind would be prepared to accept it when the time came to reveal the ultimate truth.
The truth.
Yes.
It is still Jewish in the end, but Mr. Island.
It's not an island.
It's not a place far away.
It's here.
It's everywhere.
All of it.
The whole fucking world!
That's what it's for!
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE!
THE END And that's why I'm like this.
Well, we're just going to pretend we don't know that.
We're just going to build an actual dumpster island and then we'll like contain it.
If we, listen, if we prove we can do that, this is where Hitler went wrong.
He should have just been honest.
Just bro.
You got too preoccupied with the mustache and you should have just listened the integral, like we're not going to be able to ascend to this reality unless we prove to the primordial forces of life that we can overcome our situation, that we can defeat dumpster planet by, you know, rounding it up and putting it on trains and putting it in dumpster cams.
I don't know.
Whatever you got to do.
But it, the, you don't really have to show your work.
That's what I'm saying.
It's not like, it's not like university or school where you got to like, they're not, they don't care how you do it.
Just that you made it.
Right?
Like when dad comes home from like World War III, do you want notes?
Do you want to be like, okay, so before you get in, I want a full, I want an explanation.
I want to know, you don't care.
You did whatever you had to do.
I don't give a fuck.
As long as you're here, you're alive.
Fuck them.
We win.
America.
Or wherever you're from.
So, you know.
And, you know, the goblins like it.
They like dumpster island.
They like it the way they like it more and more every day.
The more they can, more they can make it more like a dumpster, the happier they are.
Like pigs, pigs in filth, rabbis and sewers, and other anti-Semitic memes that may or may not be circulating around the globe at unprecedented records, levels, and volume.
There's a lot going on these days.
All right.
I guess it's warmed up enough.
I don't know.
Thanks, guys, for the subscribe.
I don't know.
Was this spontaneous?
Bunch of subscriber streaks and so on on Entropy, but I appreciate that.
I'm trying to, I'm slowly but surely adding all of you to...
That's the fucking wrong one, Phil.
That's the list here.
The list.
When they I'm not going to do this because I presume I'm not going to survive the raid, but Phil, you know, he's just going to teleport away.
He's going to disappear.
But to keep them busy and not pursue him so he has time to reacquire a new person.
Could be you.
And, you know, he's got to start his drug game.
He's got to start over from scratch, from nothing.
He's got to go right down to the street again.
So he needs some time.
So to buy time, he's going to give them all of your names and all of that stuff.
Which they already have.
So I don't know.
I don't know.
He smokes crack, you know?
It doesn't seem like a very good play on audio.
Just no, just smile.
He's really insecure.
You know, if he if he feels like you're not, you know, if you're doubting his plan or like it just doesn't go well for people.
You know.
And it's not the kind of it's it's psychological violence a lot of the time, right?
It's like he'll somebody will say something and you'll be you'll you'll you'll sit there and and go, oh, that's kind of confrontational.
And he'll just laugh and not and it'll be fine for a little while.
And then he'll just move his chair really close to yours.
And like put his hand on his.
Do you have hooves?
What are those?
And just smile and like.
Really close to your face.
I don't know what happens after that.
I usually leave, but it's unsettling.
It's no one no one likes it.
No one's having a good time.
Then there's like place to play truth or dare.
I just, I don't know.
I don't want to get into this.
I've had enough.
I just have no more room in my brain for any more traumatizing mental events.
I can't really...
My skill tree has been expanded to its maximum potential.
There's no more nowhere to go for me there.
Like I'm maxed out.
So I just, why?
Why read?
Why do any of that again?
I get nothing from this.
So you guys are on your own.
You go with him down Nightmare Alley and see what happens.
Grumpy Tom, thank you, sir.
It says my only day off is Tuesday.
I'm digging the Monday nights guys.
Oh, thanks, man.
Is that what's going?
Now I'm getting different people because it's a different night of the week.
I guess so, right?
Monday's the night.
You got to.
And Thursday, you're just getting a head start on Friday because You know what the secret is about Friday?
Everybody who's ever worked any government job knows this.
You know what the secret about Friday is?
It's not a real workday.
Pretty much, it's just understood that it's like, I mean, you got to show up, but like it's kind of wrapping it up.
Like, we're really not, you know, once in a while, there's something you really got to get done, but generally it's like, what do we normally go to go home?
4.30?
It's Friday, 3.30.
We're all done today.
You know, maybe an extra long lunch break.
We're just going to sit around and talk shit for the afternoon.
We're not really going to do anything.
It's Friday.
So Monday, you start it.
Thursday, you end it.
Friday is just for fucking fucking around Friday.
Fuck you, make me Friday.
That's all that is.
You ever try and get anything done on a Friday?
Go try and do anything that requires government service or public service or anything after 1 p.m.
on Friday.
Anywhere, any, in any, go ahead.
Try and complete 10 tasks on 10 different Fridays after 1 p.m.
And let me know what your rate of success is.
It's pretty much zero.
It might be negative something.
So we're on Monday and that's why we're doing Monday and Thursday.
I told you before, he's smoking crack.
I'm insane.
Like, what do you want?
What is it supposed to be?
What do you care?
Like, you have anywhere else to be?
You wouldn't be here if you had said.
You were either you're already like, yeah, we're just, it's dumpster planet.
We're all just.
You're already one of us anyway.
Or you fell in here while you were doom scrolling.
You doom scrolled and you fell in and were like, oh, look who it is.
You.
Who is this even?
You fell in from the dumpster pipe.
You got better than us.
You got flushed down here too, like the rest of us.
Oh, I don't have time to watch this.
No, you don't have time.
You're just going to scroll animal videos on Instagram for two hours.
I do it too.
That's why I know.
Listen, some birds can talk.
They can mimic things.
Like, cats do really funny things sometimes.
Fish can be interesting.
The worst part is when you're stuck in the Doom Scroll and you know it's happening and you're, you're, you know, like, I'm just, you literally have this thought.
I'm just doom scrolling.
I don't, I'm not looking for anything.
I'm not uploading any, I'm not, I'm not actively pursuing anything.
I'm basically just floating along, half awake, like a fat guy in a tube down, down a lazy river with like empty beer can.
I'm just like, I'm just scrolling, mindlessly hitting like on things.
I'm not even watching.
I do that all the time.
Didn't he watch it?
What was that about?
Momo.
Picture was funny.
I liked a comment under it that was probably, yeah, it's probably funny.
I'm really liberal with that.
Like, it's just, it means meaningless.
That's the generational divide.
See, the boomers still, a lot of them are still cops, right?
I was going through all my cases and stuff.
They were like, oh, these persons are friends on Facebook.
Like, do you not...
That doesn't mean anything.
Why do you think that's significant?
Like, you think that's socially significant?
Did they teach you that at the academy?
No, they didn't.
They don't teach you anything about social media or the internet or anything like that there.
From what I can tell, because you just don't know what the fuck's going on.
Oh, half of Facebook is just Indian scammers anyway.
Like, almost all of those women with their tits out, that's Pinder.
All of them.
Every last one of them.
This is how we're going to get it done.
I've wondered how we're going to get this done.
We needed a reason to end this because it's just, it's got to be stopped.
You want to stop wholeflation.
You got to get it.
Well, the first target, one of the easiest ones, is the ones online.
If we can silence them and get rid of them, then, you know, it'll become a trend.
It'll become popular.
It'll become easier.
People will start to enjoy it.
And the way you do that is because you've got, you know.
And it's true.
It's largely it's true.
Scamming is the number one Indian skill and export and religion and culture and language and fetish and meal and it is them and they are it.
They're one of the same.
They're one of the same.
If you want to put a stop to all these online horrors, you got to understand something.
Like all these profile, like, oh, they're sending you messages, are they?
Oh, do they like your profile?
Created last year.
Who the fuck created, who the fuck joined Facebook last year?
What North person?
Oh, they've got two photos, both of them with their titties out, right?
You're real excited.
Oh, yeah.
That's super believable.
Oh, and her friend added you too, who's also way too hot for you.
Yeah, so you're jerking off to an Indian guy.
*music*
That's what all of that is.
All of it.
None of them.
None of them are even women, I don't think.
They're all Indian men stealing.
used to be some Nigerians, but they're pushed out of the market.
There's no Nigerians left anymore.
They've been fucking genocided out of their own grift.
The Indians colonized the Nigerian print scam.
It's all, they're fucking gone.
That's what the, that's what the monkey man statue really is.
That's what they won't tell you.
That's their arc de triomphe over the Nigerian print scam.
That's their trophy.
That's their monument and their long liveth of deep scammary.
And you're jerking, and you're jerking off to it.
So, hey, if you guys want to be part of a, of an Indian, you know, sex fetish, you go ahead and, and be internet whores and support internet whores and talk to internet whores, if that's you, if you're into Indian, you know, Whatever, if that's you, that's that's fun, I guess.
You can't stay here, obviously.
But somebody had to tell you it was it was getting sad.
It's been sad, and there's gonna be a wave of suicides now.
I understand that, but I mean, there was no way that we had to rip the bandaid guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, and Russian men also.
Yeah, a lot of these Ukrainian horror women.
Those are just Russian gangsters.
Yeah.
Maybe they, maybe it's true.
You know what?
You know why Andrew Tate's so successful?
Because he's one of only no one in working in an industry, in a market that no one is in, which is advice for men on stuff that matters to them.
Because they can't get that anywhere.
Where do you go?
Who do you talk to?
Who out there is embody is taking Jordan Peterson?
You know, there's nothing.
Should they watch Tim Poole as he adjusts the Israeli antenna beacon under his stupid hat?
There's nothing.
Like, and that's probably why Trump is so popular, or one of the reasons, because there's just such a lack of men anywhere.
Not physically, you know, that they exist, but their spirit, like an actual masculine, it's not common anymore.
It's so uncommon that it becomes like people fighting over the last piece of bread.
So even if you were, you know, not even, you were just, you know, an ant, a piece of garbage, you would still do well because there's no one to compete with.
You have 100% of the market all by yourself.
Anyway, free advice, I guess.
I just, people don't know this, apparently.
Men don't know this.
A lot of them don't know this, apparently.
So women can get laid whenever they want, pretty much.
Like pretty, almost, like 70% plus of them, maybe 80%.
Like at will.
Okay.
Yeah, even the fat ones.
Unless they're really horrifyingly bad, but they're still, look, I see them, dude.
There's somebody that desperate.
Okay?
Nobody's that desperate for you.
Nope.
No.
Men cannot get laid whenever they want.
They have to compete against all the other men.
And yeah, so they're not scoping Facebook to randomly and Instagram to add strangers with, you know.
Come on.
Have some sense.
Oh, this Russian model just added me.
I mean, why wouldn't she?
You do own your own trailer in the hills with no electricity.
Yes, I have very much like your profile.
Send American dollars to this account and I will send you a booby picture.
You do it.
Money comes in, money goes out.
It's prop.
But you know what?
It's better than sending to India.
That's true.
So I don't know.
If you have to get scammed, choose the Russians.
They don't.
They might smell like booze, but that's not uncommon.
It's not sewer smells.
It's not toilet smells.
It's just booze.
Weed, maybe.
Gunpowder potentially, you know.
That was probably, where would have been 20 or 21?
I was 21 in Cyprus.
It's a little island in the Mediterranean off Greece.
And there was a little dust up there with the Turks and the Greeks back in the day.
So there was a sustained UN presence, blah, blah, blah.
Canada's had some troops there.
But that's where we did our decompression leave, you know, leaving Afghanistan.
And I found myself in a, you know, they told me not to go because that's what young men do, especially, you know, young warfighter, 20-year-old, 21-year-old guys who just survived their first battles, first war.
They've got, haven't been able to spend any money for six months.
They're trapped on a tropical island.
There's tourists and strip clubs, whipping everywhere.
Like, what do you, the fuck do you think it's going to happen?
And they're like, we know, they know what's going to happen.
That's why they put you there and they don't send you directly home.
They go, no, no, no, no, no, you're going home, but you're going to stay here for a week first.
Why do I got to stay here for a week?
You'll trust me.
You'll thank us when you're not in jail or divorced and your family hasn't, and so on.
Because, you know, you're probably going to go a little nuts.
I found myself in a strip club.
Don't go here.
Don't go to this part of town.
That's all Russian mob territory.
It's where all the strippers are and all that stuff.
We're like, oh, geez, let's not go there.
We went there.
And I was like drinking with these mob guys because they didn't know who, like, we were young, right?
And they're like, What the fuck is this?
Like, do you have any money?
Or, you know, they just came and sat down on either side of us and they're like, You have money for this?
We're like, Yeah, too much money.
Where do you give money?
Bro, we were just in Afghanistan.
We're in the army.
We're just going to drink and fight.
Don't worry.
We're not going to cause problems.
We're just stops and looks his dad.
You are in Afghanistan.
I was in Afghanistan.
This guy was fighting the Afghans in the 80s in the Russian army.
And we had a great time.
He was telling his hilarious story.
It was fucking, I had a great time drinking with Russian gangsters in a bar in Cyprus in 2007.
What do you want me to do?
Lie and say that wasn't a fun time?
But anyway, it was one of my first experiences with, oh, they're just people.
You know, movies and this shit.
It's too, people get too comfortable in the fantasy world.
I mean, yeah, they're probably violent, scared, you know, but they're not insane people.
They're not just like going to stab you in the face because the mood took them, you know, I just felt like it.
No, they're just guys and that's the life they chose and that's what they're doing.
You know, as long as everybody's respecting everybody, you know, generally there's not a problem.
You know, don't is there going to be a problem?
Like, why would there be a problem?
I don't know.
You go in there and rack up a huge bar tab and try to run away.
That would cause a problem.
You know, you start doing things you're not supposed to do and spitting on people, you know.
And then you get beat up or shot or stand and they go, oh my God, are you fucking?
What did you?
I stuck my arm in an alligator's mouth and it pin my arm off.
He really hurt super bad.
We better kill that alligator right now.
Kill all alligators.
They're not safe.
People are sticking their arms in there and they're just chewing right off.
I used to have mugs that said that, you know, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
People don't seem to think that that's a real thing.
I don't know how that happened.
How we ended up in World.
I really feel like when I was like 17, 16, there was like a consensus of what was stupid as hell, what was normal, what was evil, what, you know, and I haven't really deviated from that.
Everyone else did.
I remember.
I remember when some of you weren't retarded.
I mean, you've become retarded, right?
So there's another misconception, I think, something I've potentially learned over the years.
Because you assume, or you'd think when you're younger, you know, you're the dumbest.
In a lot of ways, you are.
Experience-wise and skill-wise.
Yes, of course.
What about your instincts, though?
And your soul.
And your mind's ability to just think clearly.
You know?
Because you've had you've yet to have anything happen to you, probably, right?
So there's like almost like a assumption that you just get older and smarter and wiser.
You get damaged.
It's like a fight you're in.
And if you don't do very well, you can get fucking beat up and hurt.
And you don't, by the time you're 40, 50, 60, you're just.
They get weaker.
I mean, you get physically bigger to a point, which is about this long.
As a man, you're done growing in your like early 20s and you have 10 years where you're at, you know, pretty much your maximum level of physical performance.
And then you start to drop off and die around 32, 33. That's your peak.
You're never, that's it.
You're on the way down at 33 physically.
Isn't that nice to know?
So you got like 10 years and then you're just fighting time for the rest of your life, which could be 50 more.
And the previous 33 years, like, no, most of those don't count either because for the first 10, you were literally a child.
And then the next five, you're just this weird kid with pimples that fucking touched things and did weird.
So it's men are like, all right, go.
All right, stop.
All right, now die.
Be old and pissed off with a sore back for 50 years.
Why?
Because you had seven or eight crazy years.
So now it's all.
Why is it the same?
You know, why do we, why do some people assume you get stronger?
You know, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Not necessarily.
Because what didn't kill a lot of people in the last five years didn't make them stronger, made them a lot weaker.
Made them crazy, made them insane.
Made them abandon reality, made them blow up their whole lives, destroy their families, all of these things.
And they can't even tell you why.
They don't think anymore.
They just react emotionally to things they see on TV.
They are not smarter, wiser, more capable, more resilient, or better in any way than they were five years ago.
They're much worse.
So no.
You don't just get better.
You have to fight every fucking day of your life until it's over for everything, for every inch to keep your body healthy.
Because it's like the tide coming in.
You can't win.
You will lose.
But the harder you fight, the easier it is.
The more time you'll have, the more opportunities you'll have.
You'll be healthier for longer.
Stronger for longer.
Mentally together longer.
And if you pack it in when you're 35, 40, you're in for a rough ride because it's not going to get easier.
You just let go and you're just going to fall.
And you're going to keep falling until you decide to grab back on again.
And guess what happens then?
You got to climb all that distance all the way back to get to where you were when you gave up.
That sucks.
So you can't even, the older you get, the less time you have to take, you know, just pet, ah, I'm just gonna fucking do nothing for a few years.
You can get away with that when you're younger.
Not so much.
Later.
Thank you.
It's not that we have a society that's very concerned with the idea of building resilient people, though, is it?
It's just worried about comforting everyone and making sure everyone's feelings are okay all the time.
Because it's run by a cult of feminist maniacs.
I mean, at our managerial level.
We have the Karen HR department running everything.
The government, the police, the army, the media, education, public transport, you name it.
The airlines, it doesn't matter.
Above all, that's running everything.
Obviously, nothing's going to stay together very long.
Because that's not who built it.
You know...
Because it is a task.
It's a responsibility.
It's something you have to show up every day and do, governing the country or yourself, your own body, everything in between.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And it took a certain amount of discipline, organization, ability to sacrifice, endure, suffering, teamwork, all these things to build what we had and losing.
So it's like as a metaphor, you know, think of a great movie with the car guy or like the racing or anything, but this is a great movie.
Ford Ferrari, Christian Bale, this kind of world.
This guy who's like, not only is an elite, you know, road wheel pilot, a race car driver, whatever, one of the best in the world.
This guy is also like, he knows him inside.
He could build you one.
Right.
That's how we got here.
That's the kind of people and relationship to their project that they love, their passion.
And what we have today is the equivalent of the car that he built being driven by his fat, drug-addicted, retarded gay nephew.
And everyone expecting to...
And that's an amazing car.
There's a completely different person driving it.
And they don't know how to drive it.
They don't know how to take care of it.
They don't even know how it works.
And all the buttons and things are making noises and flashing at them.
So they're like, oh, I don't like any of this.
Turn this off.
I want to ban all this.
What is this?
Crash alarm?
No, that's racist.
Turn that off.
Can I get a drink machine put in here?
Airbags.
I want to replace that with Netflix.
How do I watch Netflix while I'm driving on the highway the wrong way at 200 miles an hour?
Can I get on Instagram in here?
Unfortunately, we're in the car with them.
Screaming!
In the backseat!
I think I'm going to stop and pick up some Indians.
No!
No!
Hey, Indians, do you want to drive this car?
I'm kind of tired.
You should take a break.
Why don't you drive it?
No!
No!
Oh my God, Pinder, it's so easy.
Here, just do it.
Go ahead.
But you pay for it.
Pick a horn and you pray to it.
You're so demanding when you want the truth.
But you still need no brain for me.
Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soul.
Diagodroogaloo.
Thank you, sir.
I'll have to add you to the manifest.
Can be.
Because I've seen more men, white men with mustaches this week than in my entire life.
It's not even counting the tags.
Bro, it's back.
It's back.
Fucking Don Fry.
It's back.
We're bringing it back.
Not an ironic gay way.
I just wanted to see.
I took a picture of it.
I said it to my sister.
I was like, does this make me look more like my dad or not enough?
Our dad.
I was like, I wonder if I'd look like it.
And yeah, I think so.
It's kind of creepy.
It's kind of funny.
So I'm just keeping it.
Fuck you.
Because I can.
Everybody talking shit about it.
It's like, you know, if I couldn't do it, I'd be jealous too.
I'd also be jealous about it.
I wouldn't complain about it in public like you, like a little bitch.
I would just find another way to keep up, to compete.
Instead of just trying to ban, you know, everything that makes you feel bad about yourself, which is everything.
Because you suck.
Because you suck.
But yes, I've noticed that.
I just, I, I, and you know what's weird about it?
There wasn't anything I watched or saw or heard.
But over, and I think I mentioned this, over the last year or so, I just started feeling like, I think I need a mustache.
I don't know why, but I think so.
At first, Morgan was like, no, no, no, we can't do that.
And I was like, you're right.
That's crazy.
We can't do that.
Can we?
But over time, it just became, and then just started to happen.
And now that it's, I'm like, I'm not in control, okay?
Things are just happening now, but it was instinct.
The Vrill told me it was mustache time, so I just obey as I do.
It's beyond me.
I am a conduit.
That's it.
I must do what I must.
But it's funny that, yeah, it does seem to be making a comeback, which is interesting.
It's funny that all these guys are growing mustaches now.
And not like, oh, it's Movement.
No, it's not November.
It's fucking.
Oh, my God.
I just remembered what it is.
Remember?
Remember what would happen?
Remember when I said what would happen?
Year, like this is like stream 100.
680 or something.
I don't know.
know, 8-0 a long time ago.
there like, oh, shave the beard, do this or that.
I say, no, these are all just...
I said that.
Because a mustache isn't for fads.
It's not for pedophiles.
It's not even for cops.
It's not.
It's for a reason.
Do you know why they It adds authority.
It's a more authoritative.
It's a more serious look.
Do you know why?
Because the mustache is for one reason and one reason only.
It's for war.
Men don't like to shave everything.
A beard is what makes you a man, goddammit!
But it is also a disadvantage!
Your enemy can grab a bunch of it, pull you down, and put a goddamn knife right in your neck!
What's good if you then?
You're dead!
Oh, we gotta get rid of it, but we're leaving the top.
We're leaving the top!
And we're gonna wax the tips and point them out and put little razor blades in them.
And that's how you know!
That guy used to have a beard, but he doesn't.
You know why?
Because he's going to go kill people now.
He's fucking in kill mode!
That's why he's got a mustache instead of a beard.
The mustache isn't under the beard.
It's above it.
It's a higher level of confidence.
a higher level of commitment because it...
A beard is just a man toying.
He's just playing.
It's cosplay.
It's a costume.
It's a look.
It's a fad.
You see him shaving that down into a mustache.
You're either getting beat up, you're getting a new baby sister, or you're moving out.
Something requiring a high-level testosterone is about to happen, so you better get right with that or get the fuck out of the way.
It's all making sense!
and you're seeing it!
They're like, I don't know why, but I'm getting into this.
I'm ruining one!
Hate crimes are on the rise.
It's not unconnected.
Google searches for wooden doors are skyrocketing.
It's going to be okay.
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Corner where the community gets this over-exaggerated sense of theatrical nonsense, like as is seen in all of Alex Woods' hilarious videos.
Basically, an AI action movie of Fairy blowing up the world.
And it looked like Derek and I were arguing on his behalf with Mark Carney from Parliament.
But we also may have been working.
It was unclear.
Maybe he's been betrayed.
I don't know what's going on.
My role in this was ambiguous, so it's hard to say.
Which I like.
I like.
I'm a tertiary.
I'm, you know, a supporting character, which, if presented strongly enough, you get a fucking spin-off series.
You get your own, you know, you get a whole new fucking Ant-Man guy, did it right?
So you just, uh, you just got to play your cards right, guys.
Play your cards right, and don't talk to Indian men pretending to be Russian whores on the internet.
I'm giving this advice.
Andrew Tate makes you pay For that.
I'm giving it away for free because I have a mustache and he doesn't because he can't have one because he's not white.
Black guys can also have mustaches.
But I think that's it.
Muslims shave it off.
Muslims shave only the mustache off.
Like they're anti-mustache.
They go out of, they go, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Get dessert.
And they don't, they're not giving mustache rides to their women either.
They're just, they suck.
They, you know, more, how much, I have lots of evidence.
I can do this all night.
I will campaign for the mustache in the high court of the galactic empire.
I don't, I, and I'll win easily.
Because, you know, they'll be like, ah, no, it's the guy.
They'll bring in like that kid from Napoleon Dynamite with like the pedophile stash.
And they'll be like, yank you, Mike.
And I'll be like, oh, really?
And I'll just pull down a rope.
And like 1986, Don Fry will walk out and beat him to death.
And then leave with some woman.
They don't know each other.
He just grabbed her and left.
And she didn't fight it.
She was like, okay.
That's my case.
That's my defense.
And then I'm just going to stand up there and flex.
And then, you know, they'll be like, fucking, this game from Dumpster Island?
Let's go.
Okay.
I'm doing everything I can.
I can't possibly.
I'm campaigning at the galactic level, guys.
I don't know what the fuck.
I don't even have a budget.
You know?
I'm wearing flip-flops.
I'm wearing flip-flook.
Look at this.
Floor is cold.
All right.
It's Canada.
It's only June 2nd in Canada, so it's fucking cold still.
See, you know, Rumble is not a PG-13 chat, is it?
It doesn't look that way.
The women are discussing their favorite amusement-themed rides involving mustaches.
You gotta, Those videos, you got to pay for those.
Those instructional videos are much more expensive.
Intrusive Shots is the delay operation is where you get to go for the high score.
I think, Philip, for this gift of penance.
I don't know if it's a gift.
Jennestine says, Happy Pride Month.
Well, I'm happy for you and CRJ.
I know you guys have been looking forward to this for quite a while.
Bigot Hoff says, does this mean I'm on the list?
Probably, dude.
But it's the Canadian list.
So, I mean, they're keeping a list, but they're not really, they don't really know what to do about it.
They really thought like wagging their finger was going to do it.
And now that it didn't, they're like, fuck, now what?
I don't know.
We'll start.
We'll get a fat bald guy to write a blog.
Yes.
Yes.
That guy who pretends to be Russian prostitute women who has cyber anal butt sex with old 80-year-old men on the internet.
We'll get him to write a blog.
Yeah.
Whew!
For a minute there, I thought we might have a problem on our hands, but we've fucking solved that.
Let's go.
Team Yamulka for the win.
Zanel says, jokes on you.
I've always been retarded.
Well.
What?
How is that a joke on me?
Oh, no.
You were always retarded.
No, I'm stupid.
Oh, my God.
I had a joke.
Oh, I'm glad I remember this.
Because, you know, I'm not a...
I'm not virtue signaling or being like, but number one, it's funny.
Number two, it's true.
Like, this, this is a true story.
This happened, right?
Number three, what does that mean?
What does it say about us as a people and a species?
So when I went to school, and I got to be careful, I don't want to make anyone feel bad or I don't, I don't think it would get back to, and I talked about this Morgan's.
Like, should I tell that story?
The guy wouldn't get back to anybody.
Nobody's even paying attention.
Watch my whole fucking town is sitting here like, ooh, heartbeat.
Oh, fuck.
Somebody's going to get embarrassed now.
Fuck.
Where I went to school, there was a guy who was developmentally challenged, you know?
And like I said, I say the word retard and retarded all the time to make fun of people for doing stupid things.
I'm not, you know, I'm not, I'm not admonishing people with disability.
That's why don't you just go punch kittens, you know, like that's just dumb, you know?
Like, well, there's no, there's no, don't punch down.
It's, it's lame.
It's gay.
So.
But the word retarded is hilarious.
It's awesome.
And I'm not stopping.
And I'm, and faggot too, which is also great.
Retarded faggot is like a fucking peanut butter and jam sandwich of curse words.
What are you talking about, man?
I grew up on retarded faggots.
I'll have you now.
So now that that highly offensive clip is out of the way, so I went to school with this guy who was, you know, he wasn't like simple Jack, but he was ballpark, let's say.
Nice guy.
Nice kid, you know, just, you know, not very smart.
And one day, you know, actually, there's It's kind of a two-part story.
So when I was younger, when I was probably, maybe I was, we were probably, probably the same year this happened.
We're probably 15, 15, 16, something like that.
I'm like a 110-pound kid, 120-pounds, something like that.
I was Like tiny.
And he's, we're 16. He's basically a full-grown man.
He's like 200 pounds, six feet tall, maybe 185, something like that.
Helps his parents around on the farm.
You know?
So he's quite a strong lad, actually.
And I'm in the bathroom, and I'm at the urinal, and I hear him and see him come in.
And he just, out of the blue, he comes over and asks me if I heard something.
Like, did you hear?
I can't remember exactly what happened.
But then he got really upset.
He thought that I was playing a trick on him or something.
I don't know what was going on.
I wasn't really paying attention.
All of a sudden, he was here and he was upset.
I'm like, what is going on here?
He grabs me by the neck and puts me up against the wall like this.
And I'm almost off the ground, like with one arm.
And he's like, you know?
I'm like, oh, no.
We're all alone in this bath.
He could kill me easily.
He could just probably.
And I'm just like, hey, what's going on, buddy?
What's up?
What's this about?
Did you, are you doing this?
And I was like, no, that, what?
I was just using the bathroom.
I don't even know.
What are you talking about?
Did someone do?
What's going on?
I kind of talked him down, you know?
I was like, that was, that was wild, you know?
And that's how I know how much it sucks to be a woman in Toronto surrounded by, to be physically vulnerable and surrounded by men who might just kill you at any point in time for no reason because a voice in their head told them to or something.
So that sucks.
It's not a good feeling, you know?
And it's wild and weird and sketchy out there as it is.
I'm a, you know, grown man.
I'm 176 pounds.
I'm fucking pretty good.
Imagine being a tiny Jesus.
It's scary out there.
Anyway, later, this guy, who's minding his own business, we're all sitting around.
It's the playoffs.
It's like May, June, something.
We're in high school and we're talking about, we're all about it.
We're all having bets with the teachers.
It's basically taken over our lives and that's all anyone's talking about at the school.
All the boys are, right?
And this guy, this developmentally challenged guy, who literally rides a short bus and has a teacher's assistant and all of these things.
And he's just got this annoyed look on his face.
He's frowning and he's looking down, kind of looking around like he doesn't understand something or maybe he thinks he does or, you know, gets mad about it.
And we're like, what's going on?
And he goes, I don't get it.
Some of the kids are like, yeah, it's like, what do you mean you don't get it?
He's like, I don't get it.
It's a rubber pot.
It just goes in a net.
We're like, yeah, that's how the game works.
He's like, so?
We're like, what do you mean so?
Because this is the fucking Stanley Cup playoffs.
This is the most important thing that's ever happened in the history of the world.
This is this is fucking.
So again, there's grown men still acting like this, except I'm like 15 at the time.
So I'm allowed.
Those guys are now 40-something and going, go lease!
And spending $2 million on memorabilia and the anyway.
But, you know, we're 15, 16. He's like, I don't.
He says, quote, I don't understand what's so great about just putting a putting this rubber pocket in a net.
I don't understand.
And we...
You know, we laugh.
It was funny at the time.
But he was right.
Wasn't he?
In that moment, he was smarter than all of us.
And so then I started laughing out loud.
And Morgan was like, what?
I was like, it reminded me of that movie with Vince Vaughan.
Who's a retard now?
Yeah?
Who's a retard now?
Go Leafs!
There's a 15-year-old mentally handicapped kid going like this.
I love sports, man.
I'm the biggest hockey fan in the world.
You're dumber than a 15-year-old handicapped kid.
Rock and roll.
Oh, yeah.
True story.
Oh, yeah.
So don't say I never learned nothing from him.
I certainly remember that.
Oh, yeah.
What a great teacher in front of me.
I just realized he is.
though I've never hung out with him or really talked to him at all.
He put the fear of death into me at a good young age and made me learn...
I need to be much bigger than this.
This is unacceptable.
I can't go through life like this.
And also the lingering thorn in my brain that is this just a stupid retard thing to do with your time?
And literally retarded people can't even be bothered because even they know how stupid it is?
Am I retarded?
I think we're all a little retarded.
I don't even, I don't think he's vaccinated either.
I don't think he is.
And he doesn't even bother, he doesn't vote?
Why would he?
Phil, do we need to start recruiting from the...
...the world?
I don't know where that's going.
Lawsuit territory, probably jail.
You can't joke about that.
I just did.
I just did.
And everyone had a good time except you because you don't know how to click the off button.
Oh, the dead guy.
You know, she's moving something upstairs.
Anyway, Jenstine says 80s gay Vancouver bar likes the mustache and you're invited.
See?
Yeah, he said that before the whole tirade.
Who's the retard now?
Should I put that on a shirt too?
I mean, there's a reason.
Like, it's in reference to something specific now.
The shirt should just say, like, who's the retard now?
And there's a picture of, like, an artist rendition of Jenstein looking like this on the back.
Like, he's not accepted for sure that he's the retard, but he's like 80% there.
He's like, fuck.
If you send me...
If you send me, I'm going to abuse you.
It's just, you know.
That's what this is.
Ostrich steam.
Who?
I don't know.
It could be CRJ.
I don't know.
It says, Abe Lincoln had an anti-stash chin beard, but one great man rocked a glorious mustache.
John Willicks booth case closed.
Listen, Lincoln is not the hero people think he is.
It turns out in reality, in real life, people are just complicated.
And, you know, even your favorite people ever, yeah, they did shitty stuff.
Like, everyone, pretty much.
So, yeah, it's just funny.
Lincoln's always like held up to this.
Oh, Abraham Lincoln.
I was like, hmm.
If you've run out of, you know, if you like Ryan Dawson's work and run out of things to look into, that's something he's spent a lot of time on as well.
And there's some stuff in there about Lincoln you may not be aware of.
Iron Republic says trans women are retarded faggots.
Well, according to the Olympics, that might be true.
Or not the Olympics, but the boxer who won a gold medal competing against women at the Paris Olympics is actually a guy, technically.
Obviously, everyone could see it.
2023, Khalif was disqualified by the IBA for failing gender eligibility tests.
The leaked medical report published on Sunday shows the DNA markers with male karyotypes, karyotypes.
I don't know, not a geneticist.
Separate medical report found that he was born with a deficiency.
So what's happened is, which is not awesome, born with a deformity.
So internal testes and a, I like that they put this in here, quote, micropenis.
So, but notwithstanding, your body's producing testosterone because you have testicles.
And this person had a testosterone level of 14.7.
Females normally don't exceed a level of three.
So they were four to five times stronger than the women they were competing against.
And they knew this.
Okay.
So it's, yeah.
I mean, it's, it's cheap.
That's a you problem.
Um, for the entire world to have to bend it around and twist and okay, now we, and we're going to endanger all these women, actually.
We're going to make you fight someone much stronger, you know, than you.
We have weight classes and divisions to make it safe.
That's why people that are 160 pounds don't fight people that are 220 pounds because they'll die.
You just don't.
It's insanely reckless and dangerous, and you don't do that.
You have to be within five pounds of each other a lot of the times.
Never mind.
Oh, by the way, this would be the same as like, oh, who are you fighting?
Mike Tyson already?
Okay.
Also, he's going to be taking trend ballone all month.
So he's going to be like five times stronger than he normally is.
So, oh, is that all?
Yeah, it's only a minor.
It's a huge.
It's a massive advantage.
It's insane.
Yeah.
He literally punched a hole in the sky earlier.
Knocked a satellite down.
But, you know, this is what the freaks and they were obsessed with defending.
Oh, my God.
No, you don't care.
I thought you were protecting women and believe all women.
You know, kill women.
Kill women with hermaphrodites.
Send in half-met sheep, whatever the term.
I don't know.
Why would I?
How many people does this affect?
One in.
What is the number?
It's so rare that it's not something anyone takes the time to learn about because it's not something you're very likely to encounter.
Why does the entire world must change because this one person's feelings or whatever?
Cool.
So what happens if they give a fucking, you know?
What was that guy?
Was it Michael Watson?
I think it was in the UK, a British fighter in the 80s.
He ended up in like a wheelchair the rest of his life.
And that was a fair fight.
So, feelings?
Oh, I'm feeling paralyzed forever or dead, maybe.
Oh, well, the left, everybody.
Yay, yay.
And you end up at thinking like that because you don't think it's just feelings.
And who do we know that operates entirely on feelings without any thinking at all?
Hysterical women.
Hysterical women do that.
And that's who's running everything.
Hysterical women.
Everything's run by hysterical, effeminate women.
I'm not, I'm dead serious.
And it is.
Oh, they're all men.
No, they're not.
Do you think Pierre Polyev is a man?
Do you think so?
Stephen Harper was sallow.
We need more Indians.
We need to rebuild.
We need to restrengthen our ties with India.
We need more Indians.
Stephen Harper, this is what he's been saying.
Oh, we got to get the lips out.
Harper was beast.
You're going to go to the harbor and be like, ah.
We need to move past the recent disputes with India, like stealing the country, bribing our politicians, committing terrorist attacks, spreading fentanyl and gang violence and drugs into the inner cities.
We need to move past that and ignore the fact that they're stealing everything that's not tied down and taking over the country and openly campaigning against for our destruction.
We need to move past that, Stephen Harper says at a charity gallery.
Really?
Why?
Because who's paying you?
Are you invested in one of these NGOs that gets all kinds of kickbacks for bringing refugees to Canada?
Like where?
There's no way that Stephen Harper's not making money on this somewhere.
You think he gives a fuck?
Why would he give a shit?
Oh, I'm real.
I just feel so deeply about India for some reason.
The nation of trash and trains.
And poop and scoop.
Normally the brains that were run over by the trains.
And it's a poem I've written for you, Steven.
Trains, trains.
Trains and brains.
Pope and scope.
They go to scope.
They go to Pope, but they don't get to scope.
We scope the brains off of the railway line.
It's astonishing.
People like this could build a space program.
Fascinating.
And yet, trains.
They're kryptonite.
They hear toot toot and they think it's time to poke.
And it's over.
I don't know.
I don't know, guys.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I don't know what the upside is.
I've never.
And still, my first interaction and understanding of India in my whole life, well, I was wrong.
Two things.
One, and I should have, I should have actually taken notice of one of these.
One of them was Apu from The Simpsons.
That was it.
That was all I knew about India or had seen or interacted with Indians ever because there were none of them in Canada until very recently.
There was fucking, like none, like an insignificant, like there were, there were more foreign species of birds that aren't supposed to be here than there were fucking Indians in the country up until very recently.
The other example was from a popular computer video game called Civilization, which you can select any number of civilizations and compete against the other.
One of them in the game is India, and it's, you know, normally led by Mahatma Gandhi.
And he sucks.
He fucking sucks.
The India sucks.
Every...
I'm not going to pretend like I don't and haven't.
Stay the fuck away from India.
And if they are in the game, you need to develop atomic weapons as fast as possible and destroy them because they'll take over the map.
They just constantly, they do what they do in real life.
This game was out like 20, 30 years ago.
And even then, every time India just endless, constant expansion.
Like cities where there shouldn't be cities.
Like, why are they together?
There's no resources here.
Why are there so many?
And every city is like, oh, insanely overpopulated.
There's like a crazy amount of people in them.
It's really, it's actually pretty, I'm like, wow, you know, I should have.
I guess the team at Whoever, I can't remember the company, they knew a little more than they were letting on, maybe.
There's a lot of bad Indian stuff in there, in the news lately.
I like it better to just, you get people riled up first.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Now that you've, you know, how dare you, how dare you?
Hey, look, all the pedophiles and killings and rapings and stealings and murder and scams.
Right?
Who's a retard now?
Indians, because the average IQ in India is 76, which is below the threshold for mental disabilities in Canada on average, right?
That's the average.
The average person from India is retarded by Canadian medical standards.
We need doctors and engineers.
Engineers and doctors.
So we're going to be at war with them.
That's unavoidable.
The only question is, does it happen in the spirit of retaining control and liberty in our own home?
Or does it come in the way of fighting off extermination?
Because one will lead to the you fail one, it goes to the other one anyway.
And even if you don't fight them, it that I've always I've always liked to kind of examine like life in its where
there's no rules, you know, where there's no eyes, where no one's paying attention, where there's no clicks, no, there's just it's it's like an island, deserted island in the middle of nowhere, you know?
And what goes on there?
What's it like there?
And how does it, what are people like?
Because that's, you know, all the eyeballs are off, all the cameras are off, there's no, I feel like you could probably get a somewhat of a deeper insight into how people operate and work and think and maneuver and do things.
Because why wouldn't it be since it nobody's they're not trying to impress anybody, they're not, they're just living their life.
So in my doom scrolling, I came across some of these some of these interviews, some of these video interviews that are with like homeless people and like street people and stuff in California specifically.
I think LA.
And some of them are like Skid Row, like recent, not back in the 80s, this is now.
And their stories are just pretty mental.
However, there is a theme to some of them.
These guys don't know each other.
They're just people they found on the street.
White guys.
And you know what they all said?
At one point or the other, they made a point to make reference to the fact that they are a white boy.
So you know, shit be different out here.
One guy's like, you know, I'm a white boy, man.
I know nothing ain't coming to me.
Going out there, he's asking them, oh, well, there's, you know, homeless areas here.
There's like little communities and stuff.
He's like, I can't go there.
I'm white.
They'll kill me.
Another guy's like, listen, I'm a white guy.
I can't be fucking seen to be weak ever.
They will kill.
I cannot take shit from anybody ever.
It's like jail here.
You cannot do it.
You got to be the toughest fucking guy here or you're done.
The common theme was when there's no rules and just out there in the jungle, everybody's against Whitey.
Nobody likes Whitey.
That's the bottom.
That's the bottom layer of our civilization, of people, of our energy.
I mean, where do you go from there?
Who's beneath the, I mean, now hordes of homeless people in the cities and urban areas of North America?
Are there reality shows out there?
Are people like trying to make money?
Are they on Instagram taking selfies about how homeless they are?
They're just trying to survive and exist.
And what they all seem to say is, if you're white, it's hard mode.
I mean, it's hard anyway, but it's going to be worse.
One of them, they asked about like, well, what about like the women, though?
How do they fare?
They're usually someone's property, he said.
They either end up with a guy like him.
He's like, either, if they're with me, I'll protect them until I ended up in jail or whatever.
And then they're going to have to find somebody else to protect them.
And basically, there's a trade that, you know, you hear what I'm saying?
Other than that, though, that's what happens.
Because if they're not some guy's property, there's no one to look out for them.
And then it's just a jungle after all.
So that's real life.
All these people are hammering away at the foundations of our society and destabilizing in every which way they can imagine, thinking that the closer we get to that kind of scenario, the better things are going to be.
We need to have more destruction.
We need to bring things closer to the fact to just jungle mode.
France is in jungle mode.
Did you know that?
Yesterday, Ferry was talking about or mentioned something.
Him and Derek run.
And something came up about that.
Like, is anybody following what's going on over there?
And I thought, you know what?
I haven't checked in in a while because there's so much chaos going on, especially here at home, and it's just.
But I started covering the decline of France.
Not covering.
I'm not a journalist.
Just talking about it, thinking about it, considering it.
In 2018, 19 when they started the whole Yellow Vest thing.
I had a whole video and everything.
Stupid.
And even then, they said, oh, well, that was just the Russians.
The Russians started the Yellow Vest movement and everything.
That was the beginning.
That was kind of like the first trucker convoy.
That was the French.
And France has been despiraling into a nightmare ever since.
Not long after that, Derek's daughter was almost killed while she was there in the, was it the Nice massacre, I think?
She was just a block away from or very close to.
Guys running a vehicle through a crowd, shooting people, throwing grenades and all that stuff.
Well, I mean, that had to happen because otherwise someone would have said you might be racist.
And I mean, I mean, fucking having a whole bunch of people killed is one thing, but you can't come back from someone calling you a name.
Someone calls you a name?
I mean, how are you supposed to live after that?
So look, if a few hundred people have to die, then whatever.
It's better than someone saying that you're racist and you're not able to like say, no, I'm not.
Like, that's worse than being dead, isn't it?
Isn't it?
You fucking retarded faggots.
Okay.
Anyway, I was like, how is Paris?
Maybe they're doing, and there's, it's really cheap, actually.
I couldn't believe how cheap it is to get vacations.
you guys want to go to Paris this summer?
It's cheap vacations.
I wonder why.
This is a real advertisement.
This is an official advertisement.
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How would you like to see one of Europe's oldest and most starry traditional cities?
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Broken glass.
Overturned.
Destroyed vehicles in the streets.
Burned out public transport with French citizens potentially still inside.
And this is a real advertisement.
This is just the daytime introduce you to the nightlife of France, which this is dynamic and engaging, unlike anywhere else in Europe right now.
You need to go, you need to go now.
Visit Paris, France, because it's probably not going to be there much longer, actually.
That was just, no, that wasn't.
That was just somebody surveying the damage from, you know, the last recently, how it's been going.
*crickets*
Doctors and engineers.
Scientists.
Oh, is she dead?
Oh, I see.
Oh, oh, it's a couple.
There's a couple of white girls in a car, so there's an angry mob of migrants trying to kill them.
Is that what's going on?
I think it was about, is it the anniversary of cops killed a criminal?
Cops killed a violent criminal, so violent criminals are rioting that one of their violent criminals was killed.
That's essentially what's happening or has been happening.
*music*
294 people were hit.
This is just the other day.
This was a couple months ago.
So if you were wondering, did Frickets ever come down?
No!
No, it's much worse.
It's worse than ever.
People are getting killed all the time.
This is our future here in Canada too.
Why wouldn't it be?
We're where France was 15 years ago.
And we're catching up very quickly.
This isn't going to take 15 years, it might take seven.
It could start anytime.
I mean, there's migrant hordes roaming the city's streets.
Waving Palestinian flags, wearing masks, talking about destroying fucking colonialism, which is code.
It means white people.
They're in the gates now.
This is the army that is here to destroy you.
It's not where it doesn't need uniforms and guns and orders and generals.
You don't need to.
Just dump 20 million people from the third world in there and they'll destroy it because they're violent and incapable of incompatible with modern, without with our civilization.
That's just what it is.
You could mentally gymnast yourself.
No, they need education.
No, they don't.
They're not capable.
And for some reason, we owe them a standard of living.
They all have to come live here and have all of our stuff.
And we just have to go die and not exist.
Or else racist or something.
When you think about it, it is the dumbest argument of all time.
It's the biggest con job and the dumbest scheme anyone's ever come up with.
That's what it comes down to is people are unwilling to be called or considered or viewed as being racist.
So instead, they consent to the total destruction of everything.
Their future, their home.
Like, no, flush it all down the toilet because I don't want people to think that I'm mean.
Which is all that is.
That's all it is.
So?
Oh, that's mean.
Okay.
And I mean to fat people sometimes, too.
So?
Why is this?
This isn't even a conversation.
you know what a conversation is, um, you know, You have to take all these people.
Or else.
Like, insert compelling reason here.
And the best you could come up with is you'll be mean.
People will say that you're mean.
So kill yourself.
Or I'm going to say that you're mean.
The crazy thing is that it's working or has worked up to a point.
I mean, when the future looks back on this, I don't know.
I don't know how you wouldn't, how would you even...
When the...
Imagine being in the past and going, I wish I want to see the future.
Like, no, no, you don't.
You really don't.
I know.
I want to see what's become of all our hard work.
I want to look 100 years in the future and see where this goes.
You really don't.
You really don't.
And I love how much this has taken off.
This is almost a million views, dude.
It's made its way around.
Where did it come from?
Nicholas White, Substack.
This has gotten millions of views now.
It's gone around.
You know, 1971, 1996.
It's changed quite a bit, hasn't it?
Not a little bit.
3. Substantially.
And if it stayed There, that would be one thing, but it didn't even stay there.
It continued on that trend substantially to 2011.
As you can see, it's so we're now we're now basically a minority state.
Like, I don't know the exact numbers, but it's close enough.
I would say you could call it, I mean, you're just kind of playing semantics either way.
Half of Canada is Canadians, and the other half are migrants.
That's the it's pretty close.
There's about 40 million people here.
About 20 million of them aren't Canadian.
Half the country.
And that half of them all of them are subconsciously mentally programmed, but many of them are overtly, consciously, willingly, happily volunteering for programming to get Whitey.
So where is this going to go?
Stephen Harper.
Canada you were born in looked like this.
Now it looks like this.
and in no small part, to you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You loosened up the taps on the immigration.
You cut lots of ties with China.
You sold them all kinds of our money and resources and gave them access to our country.
Didn't you, Stephen Harper and the based conservatives?
You're a bunch of traitors.
You were never...
We've had an absentee father situation in this country since at least the 1990s, since the late 90s.
And it's not like I look, I make fun of them constantly because they went out of their way because some fat, gay Jewish guy told them to make my life difficult.
So I'm going to make fun of you, Ceces, forever, like for the rest of my life at a minimum.
Just be glad.
Like, look, it's Allie McBeal and fat lesbian jokes a lot.
All right.
But that's who you said.
That's literally who you sent to everyone's house.
So what are we supposed to do?
What am I supposed to take from this?
There's nowhere else to go.
You boxed me in.
But I can't imagine that everyone that worked that organization is a fat, retarded communist lesbian that puts stuff in their bum and watches Allie McBeal.
There had to be people that actually took it seriously because I was in the military back.
I was in 2003 to 17. And for the first 10 years anyway, of that, it was still fairly competent and serious.
And people, you know, that's all gone now.
But those guys still had to exist.
But anyway, since the 90s, according to them, every government we've ever had has been in the pocket of someone else, every single one of them.
Every prime minister's office, every cabinet, they said, since Mulroney.
So maybe since the 80s.
Do you know what that means?
That means we have not had a say in our country in my entire life.
My vote, my say, my word has never mattered my entire life.
Because the people that are supposed to be looking out for us and taking our welfare and our future into consideration, they don't work for us.
They work for other people.
They take money from China, from India, from everywhere.
That's democracy.
That's a kleptocracy.
That's stealing.
You're using your position in the guise of some sort of benevolent managerial wunderkind to just get rich, to basically embezzle and stuff your pockets on the bones of our family members.
And I'm supposed, we're all supposed to pay the deepest respects to the right honorable Stephen fucking Harper.
Fucking suck my dick, Stephen.
How's that sit with you?
You fat piece of garbage?
Fuck, I'd love to just dummy him.
How satisfying would it be to just clean connect right with Stephen Harper's fucking mouth?
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Just chiclets flying.
Oh, bloody fucked up.
Ah!
My investments!
Well, you only killed people, Steven.
So, oh yeah, you're such a victim, aren't you?
Fuck Stephen Harper.
I can't even see him and not get viscerally angry with that fucking guy.
You know what?
And I only need one reason.
I've got one great reason.
I'll give it to you and it can be yours too.
But there's, oh, there's a lot of reasons.
Stephen Harper thought he, you know what I should do?
I should play politics with the lives of our boys.
That's what I should do.
I should play politics with their lives because it's more exciting.
I have more international power.
I have more respect with Washington.
I get to be in because I'm in a war now.
We know this because generals have leaked this.
They have told us this.
American generals, British generals, no Canadian generals, because they're all a bunch of bend me over and give it to me harder, daddy.
Retarded faggots.
The Americans and the British several times.
Two American, one British general.
Three different books, three different careers, all said the same story.
We begged and we pleaded with the Canadians and said, what are you doing?
Give us that AO.
Kandahar Province is way too big for you.
You don't have the manpower to properly do that.
Your troops are going to be in danger.
They can't, you're trying to do the job of 10,000 men and you have 2,000 men.
That's reckless and crazy.
You can't do that.
No, no.
BTFO, Stephen Harper said again and again and again.
They even said, well, we're not going to kick you out in Tyler.
How about we'll just reduce your role to like a couple fire bases?
I mean, the 10th Mountain Division can come take over the whole thing.
They're not doing anything right now.
No, no.
No, no.
No.
No.
Thank you.
No, we can't do that.
We got to send some teenagers from New Brunswick to their deaths first.
Because it's an election year.
I can't look weak.
It's an election year.
I'm Stephen Harper.
I got to get reelected.
Thank you.
He even came to visit us.
Sort of.
He went to the airfield.
He went to Canahar Airfield.
Which is safer than every Canadian city.
So.
And again, I fucking hate to have to have these disclaimers all the time.
So these butthurt fucking losers that just can't.
You just can't be a grown man, can you?
You just can't be a fucking adult.
Oh, you're in the military?
I bet.
I bet.
It's lots of important jobs.
Everybody's good.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Blah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Nobody's saying.
You're saying my service is worth less?
No, I'm saying it's here, right?
Here's where your service is.
We're like, oh, thanks.
That's cool.
Okay, cool.
There is this way the fuck up here.
Because they're dead.
Are you dead?
Did anyone even try to make you dead?
Or did you just eat donuts and go to Pizza Hut and sleep in an air-conditioned trailer while you did an administration job and you played video games and you talked to your fucking wife and kids every night on video call over a laptop?
Because that's what a lot of people did in that war.
And a minority of them, well, you lived in sand flea-fested hellholes that exploded.
So Stephen Harper could get elected.
Well, anyway, he came to visit.
He went there.
He went to Kandahar Airfield, which is statistically, it was safer than every city in Canada.
You were more likely to die on the road in Canada than you ever would be being at Kandahar Airfield.
That's how safe it was.
Father is a rocket attack.
There's car crashes, too.
There's a, you know, how's Porta Peak stacking up for you?
Gabriel Wartman killed more people on his drunken idiot rampage than the Taliban ever did in Kandahar Airfield.
Thank you.
That's, I have to say it.
I have to be loud and angry and aggressive about it because everyone let them get away with it.
I watched this happen and I feel like am I the only guy that saw this?
Everybody wants to kiss their ass.
Oh, we got to get the limbs out.
I remember Herbert.
I remember Kevin and the rest of the guys too, actually.
Why are they dead?
Let's do the math.
Let's break it down.
Let's show your work on that one.
Let's see.
Let's see.
So, Warcade, why are we there?
Whose call?
Who signed the page?
Who decided?
What was the justification?
Your career?
Because Rick Hillier didn't send us there, right?
He was just sent there with us.
And it wasn't him.
It wasn't the premier.
It wasn't the mayor.
It was the prime minister's office.
It was the career politicians in Ottawa that sent us there.
Because they thought that politically that was the best.
Even though strategically, tactically, and every other reason says this is a bad idea.
It would be worse, according to them, to pull out or reduce our presence because it would make them look weak and be bad for their careers.
So just to be fucking clear, the politician people in Ottawa value the appearance of their competency, which is fucking zero.
But they want people to believe that they have something and that they have willpower.
They're strong.
That's more important.
The perception of something that's not real is more important to them than your children's fucking being live, than them being alive.
That's a fact.
That has been proven and it will be proven again in the future.
There was a...
They're all like this.
Every politician can get it.
Every fucking one of you can get it.
And you deserve it.
You're not men.
You're not fucking men.
You only have these jobs because you're standing on the graves of men who made it possible.
Because there is a jungle out there and we're insulated from it because they built the goddamn walls.
You didn't.
You enjoy the safety that they provide, right?
The Jack Nixon quote.
You sleep under the blanket of safety in which they provide.
And then you just, then you propose.
Actually, I should be in charge of all the things.
I'm the one that has a real good interpretation of the world from inside the walls of this beautiful city that was constructed by actual men who were willing to risk their lives to give us a better life.
That's what men do.
That's not what politicians do.
They take things.
They eat.
They eat and they consume like a parasite would.
You cannot hate them enough.
It's impossible.
They're reprehensible.
Nothing I'm saying is untrue.
Why has no one said this to you before?
Why is no one else anywhere saying this?
How many of them are we doing?
let's just kill them all let's kill them all let's kill every 17 to 21 year old kid we got It's an election year, we got to get the lids out Fucking let her rip Who cares?
Who cares how many funerals there are in Smith Falls, Ontario, or Stellerton, Nova Scotia, or Red Deer, Alberta?
Who gives a fuck?
We need to get elected.
My pension's on the line.
What about my pension?
What about Jagmeet's pension?
Supposed to run a country like a family, not a business.
Or a hockey team.
Or a hockey team.
That's something that will make sense to people.
Who's the captain of your hockey team?
Usually who?
The best player, but ideally, the best player and the best leader on the team.
And they're the ones that pay the price.
They fight the hardest.
They put their body in front of slapshots and get their teeth fucking taken out to win the game because that's why he's the fucking captain.
That's why.
Because we got that guy.
We got fucking Mark Messier.
That's why we're winning.
We're following him.
We're in his wake of awesomeness.
He makes all of us better because we all want to be like him and he'll fucking get, you know, smashed in the face day in, day out for us.
Hell yes, we're going to follow that guy.
Does that sound like Stephen Harper to you?
Have these guys even ever sacrificed a paycheck?
Never mind their body.
This is not leadership.
That's not who people follow.
These are just administrational goons.
These are busybody nobodies.
They can't do anything.
They're not men.
If they didn't have this, what would they do?
What are they good for?
What could they do?
They can't do labor.
They're not doing that.
They're not joining the military.
They love wars.
They just don't want to fight in them.
They're not doing that.
They're certainly not going to be fire.
They're not doing anything that's.
They don't get their hands dirty.
If they don't get to be fake imposter president's choice knockoff, you know, Chinese scam version aristocrats, they don't want to be anything.
I guess that's the irony because they are nothing.
You're just a position.
You're not a person.
You're the mayor.
You're the counselor.
You're the MP for blah, blah, blah, blah.
What does that mean?
That's a position to be filled with whoever.
How many people ran in the last election?
How many of their names do you remember?
Do you know?
Do you care?
How about the one before that?
The one before that.
Are they the same people?
Are they different people?
Are you even paying attention?
No.
No one is.
Just a couple of the ones at the top because they're the loudest and the ones you see on TV.
But even them, they're not.
They're just a position.
He's the 1A guy.
He's the opposition guy.
He's the 1B guy.
And then there's the.
It's like hockey.
It's just different new faces every once in a while.
Trade some players around.
Liberals go to the conservatives.
We're so different that we're actually the same.
We're so opposed in our thinking, our ideologies, and our spirits.
This is a real battle that I'm just going to actually quit this party and join that one now.
And that's happened many times.
That's actually quite common because they're so different.
Pigs aren't different.
They're pigs.
They're all pigs.
They're just wearing different colored clothes and different colored troughs they're eating out of that we pay for.
And then they send their children to die.
And they force us to take wild, insane medical risks because they're afraid of the cold.
Be common cold.
And it's all very expensive for them to have to make these hard decisions.
So they need to tax you a lot.
Often.
Thank you.
And if you complain, well, they'll put you in jail because that's hate.
So, they don't.
They don't want us to stop because it's me.
They want us to stop because it works.
Because it's true.
Because it's the truth.
That you're disgusting, lying, hypocritical, backstabbing, thieving, little, tiny, small, weak, weasel creatures.
And you can't stand it.
The truth is, everyone should hate you.
You're the reason the hate emotion exists.
To protect us from pieces of shit like you.
Frustration, domination, to the range of a new generation.
We're in the end.
We're dying.
And we're never gonna stop.
Stop trying.
You know the time is right to take control.
We gotta take offense against the status quo.
No way.
I'm gonna stand for it today.
Fight for it.
And if that doesn't work, they'll just send it.
Then the brilliant minds in the media will come and tell you how they're all doing such a great job.
Everything's better than it's ever been.
That's why everyone's living in tents on the street now.
And there's dead bodies in the middle of the road.
And home invasions and broad daylight.
It's awesome.
Built back better.
Frustration, domination, to the range of a new generation.
We're living.
We're dying.
We're getting tired of the endless line.
Destroy.
Enjoy.
You're like the world is our new toy.
Dominate.
Eliminate.
You're gonna feel the wrath.
Wrath of hell.
Wrath of hell.
So the bigot hawks as the words retarded and faggot.
Factually and extremely relevant in this clown world.
Use them often.
I agree.
Poor Simple Mike.
Says, does this mean spedwaffling is a thing now?
Can I join?
I think so.
The bell curve is more real than we ever imagined.
Where you have grub, and then it goes up to the norm most people who are just the biggest retards ever, and then it comes down on the other side, and you've got just, you know, people that aren't stupid.
So you've got the smart people and the speds, I guess.
They're on the same page.
It's everyone else in the middle that's just actually retarded.
They're the real retards.
Here's you.
That's conservatives.
I'll give you some advice, okay?
You think this is doing you anything?
You're going around going, actually, they're the real Nazis.
The search for the real Nazis.
It sounds like a terrible Indiana Jones sequel that nobody fucking asked for.
That's your whole, basically your whole experience right now, isn't it?
You need to find out who the real retards are because it's you.
And when you figure that out, maybe you'll get somewhere.
Who's the real retards?
You!
It's you.
Whoa.
Thank you.
I, I, you know, another one they'll hit you with is, well, it's better than, it's the lesser of two evils.
It's the better.
Right.
An excuse.
An excuse not to do anything.
That's, I mean, that's always coming out of the mouth of like Marcus Aurelius and Sun Tzu and Alexander the Great and all the, you know, it's just people that get things done and fight against, you know, massive stakes.
And yeah, they always say just coast and cope and come up with excuses not to do things.
Right?
Just accept just accept, you know, being pathetic and don't do anything.
Don't try anything.
Don't talk to anybody.
Just do the dude.
Oh man, I tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.
I know.
Genesy says, you promised to read Inclusive Thoughts, Chats, and Trump's voice.
I did that one time.
I didn't say for how much.
How long?
His tweets are funnier, though, if I do it that way.
These students and immigrants are just slaves sold on the open market, using funny words and extra steps.
Like, they are so brazen.
We've developed a softer term in order to explain it.
We are not the economic units in the conversations.
That's right.
We're not.
I don't know what he's talking about, but like I literally wasn't thinking about anything he was saying.
I was just focusing on reading it like that.
So I don't know.
What do you guys was that anything?
I don't know.
It's just him talking to you guys now.
I am, again, I'm just a conduit.
People feed me portions of their mental illness, and I translate it out.
I compute it outward.
Read this FedPost thought I just had.
But as, you know.
Thank you.
Harry Carey.
Hi!
What about this?
What if the moons made all the trees?
He says, CRJ is holding me hostage under a homemade flamethrower and making me say things.
He's not, he's too lazy to do that.
He would have someone else do it for him.
You can't hold a flamethrower one hand.
How is he holding his wine glass?
Flamethrowers are heavy, dude.
Need both hands.
No, he's he's like.
You know, Julia never puts the run glass down.
It's that, but it's like a wine glass.
Which is like, oh, look at me, how fancy.
But it's like the cheese.
It's boxed wine.
It's like...
It's like...
There's a lot going on there.
What?
Simple Mike says when the power goes out, have your versatile, tactile zip ties.
Good strangulation, castration, or coagulation.
Zip ties keeps things quiet.
Or Simple Mike is advertising for the zip tie industry.
I don't know if they need any help.
They are very useful and have a lot of use.
I mean, I've got a pile of them.
There's, dude.
When the army discovered zip ties, it was over.
Zip tie, whoever was making zip ties became billionaires.
They're now, you know, the neighbors of the Sackler family.
We fucking, anything that can just be quickly used to tie things together or put things together and is disposable and you can just throw it away and there's a billion of them and they cost nothing.
It's like, you might as well jerk me off at the Same time zip ties, gun tape, hockey tape, dude.
You give us some of that and a budget.
Yeah, yes, for liquor booze, drugs, and cocaine, women.
We'll do anything.
We'll get anything done.
The infantry can do anything.
Gun tape, pocket tape, zip ties, and a budget for degeneracy.
But it's a weird formula.
You wouldn't think it would, but it does.
I mean, that's how they invented LSD.
It was by accident, wasn't it?
Didn't the guy be like, fuck, I got some of this shit on my hands?
Oh, God.
Oh, fuck.
I think that's what happened.
That story is hilarious to me.
But it would be terrifying.
Imagine being like mega-dosed with LSD and you have no idea what it is.
You've never even heard of it.
Like it was just...
You would probably think you'd lost your mind for 16 hours and be just in hell.
I don't know.
No, thank you.
Patton says politicians only value their pensions after eight years.
Well, exactly, because it's only about getting that cushion so they don't have to work.
The whole thing, the whole purpose of being a politician is to not work and grift.
That's what they're all doing.
It's an easy lifestyle of partying, drinking, not working, bullshitting, fucking around, flying around the world, more drinking, more fluts, prostitutes, more drinking, more eating, more partying.
Almost no work goes on.
Almost fucking none.
I don't want to hear it either.
I know what hard work looks like.
You're not doing it.
You're not.
Not even fucking close.
And if you're not working, you're just coasting and stealing.
Otherwise, the explanation is you're working really, really hard.
And this is the result.
You're busting your ass and this is what you've come up with.
See, I know you've never lived in the real world, right?
Because if you do that, you fucking get fired.
If you showed up to, I'm your boss, and this is, what have you done?
Oh, this is, I'm, I'm hauling ass out here.
Yeah, I asked you to mow my lawn and my house is gone.
What, what, what happened?
Oh, we are building back better.
I don't know if I want to call the police or not call the police, if you know what I mean.
My brain is just kind of in shock right now, but it's going to eventually level off.
And it would feel unfair of me to not tell you that you should just get a head start right now.
Because when I gather and collect myself and get back into my body here and collect myself, I'm going to fucking kill you.
Woodship.
Yeah, wood shippers would work.
Everyone wants to see it.
I don't know.
A dead body going into a wood chipper would be fucked up enough.
Never mind someone who's alive.
I don't know.
I'm pretty cold, but that's...
I'm pretty cold, but I'm pretty cold.
Thank you.
I'm just speaking from experience when I say this.
Nothing that fucked up happened, obviously.
But just be careful.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Because you might think you want to do something really, really vicious.
In reality, though, number one, it's not that easy to do.
And number two, it's not something that you can do and be the same person ever again.
Like, it's a permanent thing.
Like you, it's not like you're going to, okay, you can be this person or that person.
No, no, you're this person.
And when you, if you do this thing, you're going to be someone else.
Who?
You don't get to see until it's too late.
You don't get to look under the curtain.
You just go in and you can't ever come back.
You turn around, the door is bricked over.
It's gone.
It's like a John Q, like that John Cusack movie where you can't escape the hotel.
Oh, I changed my mind.
I didn't want it too late.
There's no door's gone.
It's over.
However, that doesn't mean, you know, there are people that just got to go, you know, in the world.
They're just.
Their sum total of them being here is to hurt people and do horrible shit.
And there's no reason to keep them around.
And putting them in prison to pay to feed them and house them and all that kind of stuff is just cost.
Why are we working to support someone that we despise?
Probably because prisons are big business, actually, especially in the United States.
It's private business.
The prison systems are private businesses like Walmart, and they have contracts with the states.
You see?
So there's incentives to put people in them.
But you don't want to really dive too deeply into sadistic fucking shit because it'll be cooler.
They just get scary and sad and fucked up.
And eventually they either kill themselves or a lot of other people.
Something happens to those guys.
I don't know what.
I can't really, I don't know.
I would equate it to, look, you reached into the fucking evil pot because you're like, look, I'm just going to be, but it's, oh, it's like acid.
And oh, it's eating its way up my arm.
And it's in there now.
And you can't get rid of that.
That's part of, you're like venom now.
It's in there forever.
Don't be Careful.
What I am saying is that, oh no, you just line him up and shoot him in the back of the head in the pit and just be done with it.
I mean, I mean, it's the anyway.
Phil's arguing with me.
No.
It's just, you know, just business life.
It's like if you had to, you should, if you're going to, if something like that had to happen, you should approach it with the same kind of mentality you would if you had to like put a dog down, you know?
It's like, this is just what has to happen, and that's it.
Because if you sit in there and take a lot of enjoyment in it and pleasure in it, and you're torturing them, and it's like you're, you're internally, mentally, spiritually opening the door for something else to come in and assist you.
And it's not a good idea.
It's not nobody you want around.
And they don't leave very easily forever.
And if they do, they're taking you with them.
You know, that's real shit, man.
The religious people can call it something.
The psychologists could call it something else.
I don't care what it's called.
I've fucking seen it happen more than once.
I've felt certain things inside myself, you know, stir and move around.
Like, oh no, that's a real thing.
You know?
How do you turn into like a evil maniac?
You just do some evil shit and then you just start.
And now you're that.
So just be careful.
Just in case, just in case anyone in my audience happens to be in a position to commit war crimes in the future, I'm not saying don't commit them.
I'm saying be sensible about it and don't, you know, use moderation.
Use your judgment.
Fucking Jesus.
Wow.
I've said some things on these streams.
Use your judgment when committing war crimes, okay?
You don't want to go overboard.
If you need to send a message, you got to send a message.
But you don't want to, you don't want to hold you over too much because you'll...
I'm going to start saying that.
This is literally the reason why it's enshrined in our laws and stuff.
Not all because morally and for the reasons I explained health, more health-wise and operational wise, because at the end of the day, the military cares about one thing, winning, and that's it.
And believe it or not, but I think mostly, no, I don't know.
Believe it or not, that doing that kind of stuff actually hurts your effectiveness because your men start to go crazy and get fucked up.
And like I said, they kill themselves.
They're on drugs.
They're drinking.
They become maniacs.
They go AWOL.
They're fucking whatever.
So if you want to win the war, you can't have them running around as like murder squad, you know, scalping people and acting like maniac because they become wild animals and then you can't control them and there's no coming back.
And that's, you can't, that's not how you win it.
You can't win a war with that.
You need, you know, you need animals that aren't wild and out of control.
You need controlled, focused animals, you know?
You need controlled, focused animals, you know?
Imagine there's somebody in Ukraine listening to this right now.
You're right.
I will not cut out eyes.
See?
Right on.
I mean, he's still going to kill you, but he's, you know.
If you're going to cut out his eyes, do it after he's dead.
You know what I mean?
Listen, you'll thank me later.
You'll thank me later because you're going to be laying in bed one night and you're going to be like, man, I feel fucked up about cutting that guy's eyes out, you know?
And your wife is going to be like, but at least you waited till he was dead.
And you'll be like, that's right.
I did do that.
So that's not that.
You'll have that.
That's what's going to keep you from killing yourself.
Right?
So just so like 68% of the audience is horrified.
And the rest of it is just army guys eating and laughing.
And going, I would do it when he's alive.
I don't care.
Like, yeah, because you're already evil.
It's fine.
It's just, you know, it's what happens.
It's like when you take a jacket out, it gets wet in the rain.
It's not supposed to get in the rain.
The color gets all fucked up.
Like, that's you now.
It's just your soul.
You can't fix it.
It's just, you know, you can try and cover it up a little bit.
But I mean, it's not.
You're going to have to get a new soul.
And we're sold out.
New expensive.
All right.
All that because of zip ties.
And Pat and Bigot Hoff says, it's an animal farm with a retarded clown world skin.
Animal farm, man, I'm surprised they haven't banned it yet.
I think they were talking about banning it from schools.
I'm going to read all these rumble chats now.
Swiss Daniel says, does your lair have a pool table?
Yes, it does, actually.
Yeah.
You knew that.
Did you know that?
You know that now.
There's a pool table.
Yeah.
Yep.
Pool table.
Punching bag, double end bag.
A lot of boxing.
We beat the shit out of each other here in the weekend.
That was awesome.
The spirit of Phil is here, alive and well, causing...
You know?
I like it better when he's on crack than heroin because he's got more energy.
He's not as sleepy.
I mean, he's way more dangerous, but it's a little more predictable.
Like with heroin, he gets kind of...
Thank you.
When he's doing crack, it's just, you know, the regular stuff.
Partying, kidnapping, ransom videos.
Those kinds of things.
Diaga Drugaloo.
It says contribution to Phillips co-copy.
Rumor has it he's now lacing it with carfentanol and yellow cake uranium.
He does that, but that's because he says he can't, he doesn't feel anything off of regular drugs anymore.
He needs something to just kind of.
He says it's like his cayenne pepper.
Is that what it is?
Can it be any uranium or does it, it has to be the weapons-grade stuff?
I don't know.
The Iranians make good shit?
Really?
I don't know.
I've never snorted.
I've never snorted weapons-grade uranium before.
I'm probably missing out.
Those days are over.
I'm not doing that anymore, but pretty sure it would kill me.
Pretty sure I would die.
Land of the fake home of the gays is having unusually badass Monday night.
Thanks for all the shows.
Mondays, Fridays, whatever days.
Monday and Thursday is what we're doing for a while because I just do a lot of traveling and just on the weekends because that's when it's easier to get guys and people together.
They've got people with work, families, jobs, career, you know.
So things typically have to happen on the weekends.
So, yeah, that's a big part of that.
Adding, you know, some of the training and stuff I'm doing works better this way.
And like I said, Monday's the start of the week.
Thursday's the real end of the week.
Friday's just for fucking around.
No, we don't, we don't fuck around here.
This is a serious place, sir.
This is a very serious place.
Strange brew, how are you, man?
He says, just popped in to say hello, dad.
With the stats, you look like my dad in the 90s before the baldness set in.
I look my dad, look like my dad in the 90s.
It's very 80s cop.
Yeah, I'm a Miami vice cop now.
I had a whole shirt on Friday.
Last day of the month is I'm going to just dress like a vice cop in Florida for the rest of the summer.
Last stream of the, so end of July, end of August.
I'm just end of June.
Mustache, some kind of tropical shirt, maybe sunglasses and a cigar.
I don't know.
I might ask you for license and registration.
I don't know what's going to happen.
He says, hope to get you on your podcast once and everything is settled with the newborn.
We are on the final countdown this week.
Stay strange.
Congratulations and joy.
I actually, my daughter just had a, went to a thing she did.
Sang a little song with her friends.
It was cute.
It was cute.
It's just so fast.
I wonder what other people think about, you know, when they're watching their, when their kids do things like that.
I wonder what other people think about, you know, when they're watching their videos, they're watching their videos.
Probably dumb things.
Some of them, right?
They're probably like, oh, they got to sing this exactly.
Oh, you messed up that word.
I'm just watching, like, isn't it?
It's incredible, you know?
That's like partly me.
And this would have been what my father felt like watching me and his and so on.
And this is just an extension of myself and I'm an extension of them and they are an extension and so on and so on.
And they're just this impossibly fascinating and amazing combination of two entirely different people.
And you can see both of them, depending on what kind of mood they're in or what they're saying or how they're standing or how they're, and they'll, you know, do or say something that is like, you know, you don't teach that.
That's, that's the, that's the blood.
It's the DNA.
That's they're like that because the same.
You have the same DNA.
And, you know, all the other kids, too.
You look at them and you're like, this is what's at stake.
Right?
They don't have any idea what's going on.
They're not paying attention.
They're little kids.
They don't know what's going on out there.
Right around the corner, maybe?
Maybe?
Right around the corner, maybe?
That's what I'm thinking about.
That's what I think about.
I think a lot of the, maybe some of the moms and stuff are.
They look so cute.
Aren't they so?
Yeah, they are.
And that's why in here, it's reinforced every second I lay eyes on them that I will fucking do everything in my power to keep them safe and fed and happy.
And I'll do whatever I will cut a man's eyes out while he's still alive if it means they don't have to miss a meal.
You know, I'll do whatever it takes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
People are always...
People are always...
Meandering and wandering and chasing and trying to find what they're supposed to be doing.
Why am I here?
Why?
What's the point of all this?
Pretty much just this.
Your loved ones, your family, your friends, like each other.
That's it.
That's it.
but you don't need to overcomplicate it.
Thank you.
I said that last week.
That's often, I mean, when people are about to die or they think they're going to die or they're afraid they're going to die, their mind goes to their friends, their family, and their loved ones.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And that's the difference between people like me and people like Stephen Harper.
Maybe people like you and people like politicians.
I don't see the rapidly eroding situation of our country as an opportunity to make money or how is this going to affect the economy.
Oh, it's going to improve our reputation on the world stage for diversity and inclusion.
And then we can adhere to the UN guidelines.
Like, it's just, all I hear is not even, I'm just, I'm just looking at my daughter going, everything you're doing is going to make everything harder for her.
You're my enemy.
You are my mortal enemy.
I don't need a religion to teach me that.
I don't need a book to read.
I don't got to go to a seminar.
I don't got to sign up for classes.
I don't need a motivational speaker.
I don't need anything.
All I need is to just take one look at my family and my loved ones and my friends.
That's why.
That's the only reason.
That's the only thing that will sustain you.
That's the only thing you'll find satisfaction in, comfort in, longevity.
Because is it going to comfort you?
When you're old and dying, or maybe you're not going to be old.
Maybe you're going to be 47 and find out you got colon cancer real advanced.
You're dying.
You're going to be dead soon, actually.
Good thing you made all that money that's pointless now.
It's totally meaningless.
Can't do anything.
That's what your life was about.
Ultimately, nothing.
In 100 years, who gives a fuck?
Right?
Where's your money going?
Who has it now?
Who cares?
Who was the richest person in Italy in 1654?
Who fucking cares?
Oh, you should have seen their pool, though.
I don't.
Who cares?
No one gives a fuck.
You know what's left, though?
There are things from thousands of years ago and in between.
Monuments, artwork, writings, artwork, writing, and writing.
Thank you.
Things that people did that were profound, that were monumentally.
I mean, they changed the world and some of the things they would build to commemorate that.
This is not done on a pursuit of money.
No one's...
Something else I've discovered, you can't, you know, you can throw money at people sometimes to do things.
And they, if they're, if they're comfortable, there's a lot of people, once they get comfortable, they don't care anymore.
It's not really trying anymore.
It's like, why?
Why would you?
Why doesn't Conor McGregor fight anymore?
Why would he?
Why?
For $5 million?
He's got like a billion dollars.
Gives a shit.
Why?
I mean, sure, there's probably a lot of people along the way that did it as a job and they had to eat and had to do something.
So, yeah, I'm a fucking stonemason, whatever.
Cut rocks and shit, you know, haul them up the hill to the castle forever.
It would take three generations to build sometimes.
I read it in a book somewhere, or it's an old, it's some kind of parable, it's some kind of nursery rhyme type, not a nursery rhyme, but an idiom.
It's an idiom.
I don't know what it is.
It's like, you know?
It's like I used to know, but then Xanax.
And now it's like I open that drive and it's like, whoa, file corrupted.
Non-retrievable.
Yeah.
And it's a bloody war then.
None of us, I don't think, went to Afghanistan for money.
None of us.
We could have got a job.
Man, the rigs were booming at that.
You make twice as much money being a rig pig in Alberta than you would in the military.
So why are these guys doing that?
20 years old.
It's not about the money.
It's about the experience.
It's about what it is, what it means.
This is the story of our people, of our existence.
What are you talking about?
We're engaged in a fight here.
Like, we're participating.
Yeah, we could go work there.
I could go play hockey.
I could, but I don't have time for that.
We're in a fight right now.
And someone, so I'm helping with that because of what it means, because it's important to me, because, and so on.
It's the passion.
It's the love for your own people, your world.
That's the only infinitely renewable resource in the world.
Is the...
Thank you.
The love that you can have for your family, your friends, and your loved ones.
If it's real, it's forever.
And it can inspire you to do anything.
Put up with anything.
Survive anything.
Conquer anything.
Because what's a bigger motivator?
Thank you.
Money stuff, things?
When we would do these, they would run these tryouts, basically, these selection courses for these special operations units.
I mean, you get in, you make twice as much money, almost.
You might be an infantry corporal, but you're making 70 grand, 65 grand.
You get in here, especially at DHTC, you're making $120,000, probably, right?
Sounds nice, doesn't it?
Does it sound nice when your bones are rattling with hypothermia you haven't eaten in a day and a half?
You've got two broken feet you still have to walk fifty kilometers in the dark in the rain you don't know where you are.
that happened to a friend of mine.
You know, he only told me when he was, when he was, we were drinking one night, years ago.
Uh, a little while before I got out.
And, I was talking about that.
And he said one of the staff actually was like trying to motivate him to get going.
He's like, he's running out of time.
You know, you only have so much time to complete all these events.
And he was just kind of taking a break, but also like mentally fucking destroyed.
Like, I fucked up, you know?
And he said, it's another fucking 60 for 70 grand, man.
And walked away.
And that's what got him up.
Not because it was the money, but because he thought, who cares?
Just like that, all of a sudden it fired him up.
You know what it was?
He said, I remember, it just, that's why I really, it all made sense.
I wanted to finish it and win and get in there because I would be the first.
I would have been the first man in my family to do anything worth writing about.
And if I have kids or grandkids, I want them to know that we're not fucking losers and we can do shit.
We're not a bunch of piss tank booze bags, can't finish high school, always going to jail, fucking, that's, no, we're not that.
That's how you fucking get up and walk on two broken feet with hypothermia, borderline hypothermia.
Music That's how you survive everything.
Because it's about the people you love.
You're fucking invincible.
You understand?
It's not hate that makes you powerful.
It's the love for your own people.
Hate is a side effect.
The hate that comes is the emotional motivation to do what you need to do to protect the people you love from the things you should hate.
Evil things.
Go for it.
Hey, won't you never break me?
Read it all, give me your mission.
Hey, won't you never break me?
Try your heartache.
Try your heartache.
Brandon III says you can either have a Mosley mustache or a hip mustache.
Mosley had a good one, didn't he?
No, he did.
I know which one you mean now.
That's not my style.
But I know what you mean.
It only works if you've got jet black hair.
It only works then.
Vince McMahon could do it.
I think Vince McMahon has a mustache like that right now.
Some of us have mustaches.
And you don't.
How does this keep getting turned around, Joe?
There's only Vince this year.
He's not what to do.
Vince might just find one of the girls and poop on them.
I don't know.
When you become an indestructible billionaire that always wins, you get bored.
There's nothing to do.
You've got unlimited power.
And you're like, just basically acting out violent fantasies on TV for people for your own amusement.
You don't need the money anymore.
So like, I'm just going to start shitting on people.
I think.
Never done that before.
Maybe that's fun.
Let's try that.
And everyone's like, hey, Vince McMahon's, you try it.
You try being...
Try being...
Try being...
I'd be the kind of guy that would be Vince McMahon's lawyer because it's like, I like a challenge.
I think this will be fun.
I think I can make this.
I think I can make this work.
Oh, you like it?
Not really, but I think this love of the game.
Donkey Long says, I'm a bit of a benchmark myself for beard and stash.
Just saying.
Good work, though.
Swiss Daniel says, for someone who's never rocked a mustache, sure has a lot to say about the power of it.
You're an expert on perfect beards, but you're too.
Dude, I've been living under the tutelage of epic mustaches my whole life.
You don't just get to have one either.
You gotta save it up.
And I also say this, you can't really do it when you're like 23, 20. It's really hard to pull off.
It does make you look substantially older, though.
It does make you look more like this.
Everyone likes a good one.
There was a guy in my old unit who had like, it looked like he was out of the bowler war.
It looked like he was from an 1891 recruiting poster.
He looked like somebody from an extra from Jumanji or something.
He'd have like the high khaki shorts and like a super long musket with the fucking pit helmet.
Like that might as well have been him.
Everyone loved that mustache.
The regiment had a funeral the day.
He shaved a I think someone committed suicide, actually.
I don't know.
It got real dark.
You know, that mustache was keeping a lot of people going.
So don't underestimate it, man.
You're making jokes, but I'm, you know, this is war, okay?
Not boys is coming late.
I am pretty good looking.
I know.
Pitching in for the cast to catch you on the morning.
Fuck's sakes.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
Swiss Daniel says, fuck you.
Fuck you, too.
I'm not listening.
It's not a five o'clock shadow.
It's a foundation.
This is clean shaven.
I can't.
When I shave, it comes back immediately.
It's used to it.
I can't even.
This is as low as it gets.
I can't do any better than this.
why do you care why are you constantly commenting on my appearance it is uh it is gay pride month isn't it we're two days in three days in now it's past midnight what's going on over there uh swiss dang what are you dangling exactly i'm
just pointing out something i think has been long overlooked all the comments and the ch you know it is what i'm asking i mean i mean i've seen him look up at the baseball bat and i mean i'm just i can just look over there and
just if you threaten to murder the audience regularly it keeps them on their toes you want to be you want to be liberal with it you want you want to really just just threaten everyone threaten your pets your parents people in the street just get used to doing it just do it a lot start by shaking your fist at people for
no reason in public that'd be fun just that was fight club that's what we're gonna start doing dag club go and just uh don't start a fight with somebody just make icon make so they see you like and maybe if they even say what just be like just do that like you're and just walk away and say nothing and they'll be like if we do it enough it'll become a thing people will start posting on reddit that it's happening and no one will understand where it's coming from or
why people are just what is that we should come up with some kind of something we do when we encounter Indians I mean you can't you can't do that I mean they'll arrest you it's ridiculous this place it has to be something that doesn't make any sense except to us but
they have to know that it isn't positive but they can't say why exactly imagine if everyone every time you saw one and they said anything to you you immediately just go like this no one none of us will will converse or deal with any of them if our we have to have our way up here and never explain why somebody comes to the door to deliver something it's
an Indian guy yes put it on the door thank you goodbye any anyone really anyone you don't like and it'll just wait till it gets on Reddit it'll start becoming a thing and hopefully because we're running out of things I mean we've we've populated the the ADL the hatepedia the all these stupid we've got a database of all the hate symbols and hate yeah we're just we're having a lot of fun with
it actually we got plaid shirts on there um we got letters and phrase slogans of made up things on there uh a black flag with a white line on it that i made on a toilet i was literally on the toilet with an with a paint app on my phone that's a hate like right it's really easy so we could really make this into something you know just turn your nose up at them and don't make eye look like keep them in your periphery so you can keep an eye on them but
don't look at them be like a be like a statue of a roman god they don't look at you they look through you or past you you know like you're just there like you're not even there standing on the hilt of a sword leave it in the driveway and go drop me off at the airport
*laughs*
oh you'd think you can't cause like social chaos uh from like nonsense podcasts you'd be fucking wrong you'd be wrong this whole country got turned upside down they wrote the emergency they did the emergency act over it it ruined justin trudeau's career d'Aguelon destroyed justin trudeau that's what happened no he never recovered from the emergency act and the emergency act was because of us so you know you're welcome what did you do nothing i'm
saving the ostriches jesus christ you know uh nut boy says i'm on the same boat when it comes to my boy the sun rises and sets on my day with him 49 with a nine-year-old son i'm blessed to be here to be where i'm at i will die on that hill yeah i mean you have to and it's not it's not even a question it's not even a hesitation it's not even like oh i don't know if i it wouldn't even be you'd be happy to do it because if you're in a situation it's
like this is going to require my life to save my my family or my child or whatever like that's the trade it has there's no there's no it's like good okay there's a lot of ways to die and a lot of them suck this one's pretty fucking cool it's like people think they're getting out a lot people think they're all going to get away or something like it's going to happen um like you know think about it like poker right you faced with a situation like that here what cards you get fucking
aces this is the best hand you're ever gonna get you're gonna die it might as well be now saving your children or saving your wife or saving the city or the you know doing something awesome not a lot of uh left-wing liberal effeminate retards are gonna do that.
Actually, I don't think it ever happens.
They're entirely self-obsessed.
They don't sacrifice themselves for jack shit ever.
All right.
All right.
If there wasn't any notoriety in it, if there wasn't any like social status, just imagine this.
No one will ever see or know anything that you've ever done or contributed.
Are you still going to do it?
They're not doing shit.
Right?
That's not true over here.
There is lots.
Maybe most of the people on our side.
No one will ever really know their names or what they did or how they helped or whatever.
It's just going to be lost in the mess of it all.
Because that's not why anybody's here.
That's not why anybody's doing any of it.
And most of them are fine with it because the more noticed you are, the more likely your life is going to get a lot harder.
You don't get rewarded.
You get punished.
You get jailed.
You get debanked.
You get fucking people trying to stab you.
Michael, thank you very much, sir.
And Scotian gentleman says, won't get jeated again.
Was that you who was talking to me earlier?
They don't know.
Hey, don't.
He says, hey, don't.
They know we do the yeating, not the other way around.
We'll see.
It's going to get ugly at some point.
Jared Russ over here.
I don't know what that means.
Swiss Daniels is on one.
Codfish Killer.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate it.
Intrusive says, your mustache is like a skull mask.
You can't just order it off Amazon.
It must be earned.
Jenstein says, you want to take a break to watch Stanley Cup finals?
Probably is on.
I don't care.
I don't have any interest in it at all.
But you know what?
I hope there's a day that there is.
I hope in the future.
I hope in my 50s I like and enjoy hockey again.
And that will be because we're doing well enough that I can just fucking relax.
You know?
Probably not going to happen, but would it be nice?
I just feel too guilty.
I feel too guilty wasting, doing too much time with silly things.
And I just, you know, after all the virtue signaling and the BLM shit and the, oh my God, and the rainbow hockey tape night and the Punjabi dancing and the whole thing.
I can't, dude.
It's too Jewish.
There's too much Gary Bettman in the NHL.
I can't.
I'm fucking out.
I've been out for a long time.
When they asked Don Cherry, I was like, CBC didn't win any points there.
NHL didn't stick up for him.
Nobody did.
Ron McLean did.
Nobody did.
And it's just been getting weaker and softer and gayer ever since.
The NHL is not what it was 20, 25 years ago, man.
Back then, it was war.
Guys were going on the ice with multiple concussions, broken bones, broken ribs, shooting like, you know, painkillers into their shoulders, which are separated.
So they like just, you know, it's not good, but it's, you know, other men admire it because it's badass.
It's like, I'm willing to fucking suffer to keep, you know, going forward.
The problem is that it's just sports, though.
It's just sports.
And because we have no real challenges, no real threats, no real, well, we do, but you're not told about them.
You're told that everything's fine.
So it's just all of that energy is poured into meaningless tribal competition like sports instead of anything real.
Did it crash?
Did not crash.
Excellent.
It doesn't usually happen.
All right.
What time are we at?
We still got a little bit left.
Not much, actually.
Nice.
Mustache is making it go for.
I still, I don't know who said this, but I want them to know that I think about this comment at least once a day for the last week now.
I don't remember who it was, but someone in the Rumble chat on one of the stream, like maybe two streams ago, said, we got to do something.
This mustache is going to his head.
I laugh about that at least once a day now.
I'll be in the bathroom brushing my teeth and I'm like straightening it and I'll be like, this is going to my head.
I got to do something.
They're going to like kidnap me and shave it off.
That could be the prophecy.
They're going to try to.
Look, I'm doing a lot.
I'm in the gym a lot.
I'm training a lot.
I'm getting, you know, my reflexes are, it's getting quicker.
Like, I'm going to, I'm going to almost get out of the way.
It's going to be a glancing blow.
And you're just going to, you're going to get this much of the mustache.
And I'm only going to have this much mustache.
What do you do then?
What do you do then?
I mean, think about it.
Like, that's what happens to you.
You wake up.
You don't wake up.
Just all of a sudden, half your mustache is gone.
Like, from here over.
Obviously, you got to shave it off.
Or do you?
You could even it out.
You could...
I know what I have to do.
I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
I'm just saying, you don't know what you're doing.
If you try and come at me and try to alter the fates of my face, like, I don't know.
You don't know what you're doing.
This is Pandora's box.
Every time I change something about my, the world seems to shift in some radical way.
Yeah, that's right.
The world revolves around how I shave now.
It's a better explanation than what most people got out there.
CERN, Monkey Man statue.
Like, what are you talking about?
My theory of that the world revolves around my mustache or lack thereof or status of in which is already superior to half of global religion.
Half already without even looking.
It's far, it's far.
It's not even an argument.
And since I now have a mustache, I'm wearing a tie.
Everything I say is completely.
It's authority.
It might as well come from God.
I'm a white guy.
Look at me.
Look at me right.
Look where I'm in the lair, okay?
Scientology?
Is it more likely Scientology is how the world works or the mustache?
Volcano aliens, really?
Right?
So, I mean, and they've got, what do they have, a billion dollars?
I don't think you guys realize how far ahead we really are.
I think we've got something here, and all you're doing is just...
I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know what to do anymore.
We just got to show him, Phil.
Phil's going to.
He's going to show how it can be weaponized.
In public, on live television, I think.
Iron Republic says, I think your fake TV doctor salary just doubled to the month.
I hope it did.
Where's my stethoscope?
They only give these to doctors.
I wouldn't even have one.
Look.
Now what?
Now what?
Now my authority level just went up like 20 points.
Now my authority level just went up like 20 points.
Okay?
Listen.
And they're trying to make it come back and they're not going to be able to make it come back because it would be the end of the world.
It'd be civil war.
Everyone would freak out, right?
Oh, there's a new COVID variant spreading.
Oh, the World Health Organization said, oh, there's a dominant variant strain.
Yeah.
You know, they disabled the comments on their posts because so many people were saying, I'm going to fucking kill you.
I'm going to murder you.
Okay, Moderna.
Like, if you try, I will come to your house and kill you.
Stefan Bantsell, chief executive officer of Moderna, is what all of the anonymous comments on Twitter said.
Probably most, a lot of them did.
There was a lot of nasty.
Yeah.
And not from just whoever, like a lot of significant personalities were weighing in.
It's not going to happen.
Okay.
It would be hilarious if they tried.
But, you know, just in case that's not enough to tell you, just remember, if they try this shit and they're like, oh, the science, the doctor, trust this fucking science.
Thank you.
Do you own a stethoscope?
You probably don't even own a student die in the first place.
And can you grow a mustache this good?
Chances are no.
So when the science comes back to be trusted, these are the one science that you need to trust.
CanTrust and Auditrust and it's staring right at you.
Down the barrel of a mustache.
Where are the steps come?
Get these.
You can't buy these on Amazon for $10.
No!
You can't earn these!
You corrupt medical schools that just take money and pump out big doctors.
That's how you do it.
Don't listen to them.
I said so.
Look at me.
I'm a doctor.
You might be laughing or going, what an idiot.
Like, no, that worked.
That worked on mostly everyone.
That worked on 80 or 90% of the population.
They just put someone on TV they've never heard of in their life.
They put on a white coat and one of those and they wrote expert on the screen and people just went, I'll let you fuck my mouth.
I'll do whatever you want.
You do whatever you want to me.
That's it.
That's all I'm convinced.
That's all I needed to know.
I'm a grown adult in the world in 2020 or 21 or 22 or 23. And I blindly trust injecting myself with some mystery substance because a stranger on a television I've never heard of before told me it was a good idea.
Uh, well, everybody was doing it.
If everybody was going down to the gay pride parade to get sodomized by a unicorn, would you do it too?
Would you do that too?
Would you?
Oh, I rambled and fucked around so much.
There's, you know, basically no time left.
And there's a lot of crap I could have.
A lot of Indian stuff.
Not good, you know.
Not good.
But we could save it.
It's not going anywhere.
It's not like it's going to change anything.
You know, and maybe they'll go to war.
Maybe they'll do it.
Maybe India and Pakistan will take each other out.
Like, we got to stop taking them, you know, so lightly because if we do have to fight them, guys, it's going to be serious.
Like, look, they have militaries.
They have guys, too.
Look, he can...
Look at that.
Look at that.
What the fuck was that?
I'm going to watch this.
This is amazing.
I haven't been this intimidated since I thought Skynet was real.
Now, this is my favorite part where I don't know which one is which.
It's Pakistan and India, I think.
So, I mean, just different flavors of Jeets.
And one of them goes like this, like, bumps the butt stock of his rifle on the ground.
And then the other guy does it back to him.
Like they're fighting.
Like he's returning while they're holding the flag as high as they can to show something.
And they've got fans on their heads in case it gets hot.
Because it is hot in the parlour.
You can take it off.
You can use it as a fan.
You know, there's...
These guys are here taking a picture.
It's really impressive, you know, when you think about it.
The discipline it would take to have to do that.
Imagine how long he had to train to do that.
I mean, I've done a lot of parade drill, and you got to put some time in.
It's hours and hours, man.
It's not just something you can do.
Like, look, he kicks high, like, and then he kind of hops and steps and does a whole different thing.
I mean, there's real no uniformity in anything he's doing.
But then look at this.
Look at that vertical leap.
He goes up on his actual toes.
He's on his toes.
What do you want, you guys?
Are you fucking serious?
This is the most incredible display of athleticism I have ever seen.
It's Monday night, Jeeps.
We are here.
We are live.
And they are doing some athletic shit.
You wouldn't fucking believe it if I told you.
So I gotta show you.
Let's go down to the floor.
People around the world have been waiting for this all year long, Dave.
Before the hostilities begin, we are going to get through the tip dance.
Tiptoe dance of death.
The tiptoe dance of death is a cultural norm in India and Pakistan.
It is meant to show the enemy how quiet they can be sneaking around your house at night while holding your infant child they've stolen out of their crib over their head.
As you can see, this guy's walking.
He's not making any mistakes.
He's kind of come forward and stopped.
It's a barrage to left and the right.
And whoa, whoa!
He's up on his toes.
He stood up on his toes.
And that is going to take it, everybody.
That's going to do it.
No answer from Pakistan, or is that...
Who gives a shit, really?
Once you've held the flag...
Have you done it?
You know, Domini, this is unprecedented.
Sometimes you get a ton of guy.
You get another guy to hold him up.
I've never seen it.
This is advancement.
This is evolution.
This is a people getting started to stand on the toes.
And they're starting to understand spatial awareness.
He's starting to understand where his body is in relation to the world around him.
And this is a significant development for all Jeep 3. Back to you, Dave.
I thought I was Dave.
Either way!
Bright future!
The world of Jeeps are in good hands.
Great.
I'm glad we gave them nuclear weapons.
Let's go worry about that now.
I'm going to go get drunk.
Because this is ridiculous.
I went to school for this.
Are you kidding me?
I wanted to be a journalist.
God damn it.
Is this on still?
I don't give a fuck.
Who's going to replace me?
No one.
No one else will tolerate this job.
That does it.
That's it.
That was all I had.
Monday Night Jeeter.
No.
There's a lot more.
There could be a lot more.
It's late and...
He...
Here's how you know there's going to be a lot more.
Because we're just as satisfied yet.
You know, we've only...
817,000 new immigrants in the first four months of 2025.
Like, actually, bro, that just be there.
Well, it's permits being renewed and it's people that weren't really considered permanent status, but now there's been updated.
Shut the fuck.
817,000 people were added to the manifest in the first four months of the year.
Most of them Indian.
Maybe all of them Indian.
That's a million fucking people almost, guys.
There's only one, what is it, 1.2 or 3 million people in all of Nova Scotia.
Saskatchewan, too, is about the same size population-wise.
So we just added Saskatchewan, but full of Indians just to the first four months.
They're all doctors and engineers, though.
So everything's going to get real cheap soon because they're all going to invent new and amazing ways for us to live like trash piles and shitting in the street.
We'll save a lot of money.
We'll save a lot of money if you just shit in the street instead of using our sanitation systems, which are expensive to maintain.
Why, buddy?
Why would you spend money on it?
You can just shit right down the ground.
You have Great Lake.
We have five Great Lake.
India does not have any lake.
It has rivers and used to have a little dolphin fish in there and you could fuck it.
You could fuck the dolphin.
But they are all dead.
We fuck them to death.
There is no.
You have Great Lake, Lake Huron, Lake Ontario, Lake other lakes.
And you are just shit and late.
They are endless.
It's a giant toilet.
Who was that?
That was the deputy leader of the Conservative Party.
Oh!
Oh!
Things are good.
CBC is like, this is the, you know, we're so diverse now.
Buddy.
Bunga, bunga, bunga, bunga.
That's Canada.
That's how it's always been.
That's how it's always been.
How much is the last two years, though?
I like this one.
This is good.
Two and a half million people in the last two years, and they've added 260,000 jobs.
Meaning, you know, potentially, probably, that means 2 million Canadians or 2.2.25 million Canadians that are not going to have jobs because the jobs that they could have had, who's at the front of the line?
and the 260,000 jobs they added.
So basically, if you were in the competition for a job and couldn't really get one because all the Indians are subsidized at 50 to 70% by the corporate tax subsidies that are given by the state, the line just got 2.5 million people longer, actually.
So they added, yeah, 260,000 jobs, but 2.5 million people.
So you didn't get closer to a better, you got a lot further away, actually.
Just to.
It's normal, right?
So what's the definition of extremism?
Is it words or is it actions?
Is it things you say or is it things you do?
Are things you do or things you say more important?
What do you think?
What do we think?
Probably mouth sounds.
Probably sounds you make with your face is the most important.
And, you know, putting a fucking knife into someone's face is like, that's just a cultural expression of frustration.
And they should be on parole.
They should be on bail.
And probably given some money to start a business.
Right?
Because they need your help.
They need your help.
It's important.
I like this one.
A bankrupt Microsoft-backed company, an AI company, wasn't an AI company.
It was just staffing, it was Indians pretending to be AI and ripping people off.
British AI startup backed by Microsoft and Qatar Investment Authority, Builder.ai filed for bankruptcy after its CEO said a major creditor had seized most of its cash.
Yeah, because they're telling investors it's an AI.
It's not an AI.
It's 700 Indians.
700 Indians.
I mean, how big is your company?
700?
That's a big call center.
It is a call center, isn't it?
Wow, look at that.
Startup builder AI offered to write any application like in a constructor by selecting the necessary functions.
In reality, customer requests were sent to the Indian office where 700 Indians would write the code instead of AI.
With the help of this scam, the startup attracted $445 million in major IT giants, including Microsoft.
At the same time, the applications written by AI constantly glitched.
The code was unreadable.
The functions didn't work.
In general, everything was like real artificial intelligence.
Yeah.
It didn't work and it was shitty and broken and didn't make sense and was garbage.
Yeah, because it was Indian.
Nothing good comes out of India.
Never has.
I'll wait.
Let's see it.
Show me something from India that genuinely, sincerely came from the Indian people that I would find interesting or impressive in any way.
I'd be fascinated to see it.
I know it doesn't exist because they would have been very quick to bring that up by now.
It's been years.
They have this.
They have call center scams.
On the line here are Canadian seniors giving out their social insurance numbers and credit card information to people who they think work at Microsoft.
But it's just Pinder and his buddies.
There's Gupreet over there.
There's Sukhdeep over there.
Actually, I think I recognize that guy.
He looks familiar there.
That guy at the end is that...
It's him.
What's he doing?
Oh, voyeurism.
Oh, he was filming children in a shopping center bathroom.
Oh, it was Jaron Nithienasaraja.
Geez, I always had a trouble with that name and McDonald.
I mean, some Canadian names are just really hard to say.
According to authorities, the victims was in a change room at a shopping center in the area of Hoover Park Drive and Rougeview Avenue.
Really?
In a shopping center?
I heard on one of these alt-right extremist podcasts that shopping centers are like a predatory zone for Indians and migrants to like abduct people and molest children and women and follow them into change rooms and stuff.
But that's just misinformation.
And that's just racist hate.
Yep.
Yep.
That's what it is.
Toronto's doing good.
Broad daylight.
These two criminals have come to this home to break through the door.
This is what is happening across our country.
Look at this.
It is literally.
So what I'm like, yeah, vigilantism is an option, guys.
I'm not saying do it or don't do it.
I'm saying it's a thing that exists.
That's all I'm doing.
I'm just bringing that up, that that's something that's happened before is when the forces, if they exist, to protect the people, the public, the property, the town, whatever, are incapable, overwhelmed, disinterested.
They're just not doing their job one way or the other.
And you're basically expecting people to just roll over and accept it.
Well, no, that's not acceptable.
So what men will do, you know, not little.
Can I have permission to defend my family from home invaders?
No, Justin Schruder said you're not allowed.
And Stephen Harper agreed.
Not asking anybody's permission.
It's just going to get handled.
If you live, if this was your neighborhood and this happened two or three times in a month, what are you doing about that?
Are you just going to continue on with your life as if that's not becoming a thing where you live?
Or are you going to take measures to secure your home?
Maybe you're going to put bars on your windows.
Maybe you're going to get some weapons.
Both good ideas.
The best idea is to create a community neighborhood watch.
That's where that comes from too.
You just don't call the police.
That's a mistake.
Because you'll be the ones who go to jail.
Because what are the police supposed to be doing?
You know, watching the neighborhood for literally this.
And they're not and can't and don't seem to fucking care.
So if it's, if a job that must be done is not getting done, someone else is going to do it.
Sooner or later.
I bet a lot of cops are probably.
I hope, you know what?
I would, if I was one of them.
Something like that started to happen.
I'd be like, I didn't see shit.
I don't.
What?
Did you what?
Who?
Really?
Crazy.
No, I didn't see anything.
Literally sitting in my patrol car watching a bunch of guys with masks run down the street.
Must be Halloween in July.
I don't know.
What?
I wasn't paying attention.
I was looking at my phone.
Did somebody run by?
What happened?
Huh?
At the end of the day, you got to pick a side.
You know, my job, my career, my whatever.
Yeah.
Because it was money first time, right?
When they asked for your loyalty the first time, it was for money.
My COVID, right?
Now you might have to sacrifice the lives of your loved ones.
How about that?
I mean, you might have already.
That needle wasn't very nice to a lot of people, was it?
Neither is this.
Neither is this.
So who do you want to protect?
Because there's a fight happening.
There's the native Canadians, meaning us.
This is our home.
It's the only one we have.
This is where we're from.
This is where we're made.
It's called Canada for a reason.
And then there's this.
We're not going to get along.
So whose side are you on?
Probably eventually going to take the side of the people that look like you and are related to you and speak your language, literally.
You know, English.
I don't know how begrudgingly as many people are going to feel about that.
That's really the only out for them, right?
Because probably sentiment is going to go in a certain direction.
It is already going there.
And, you know, you can't be in both camps.
Didn't you sign up to protect the neighborhood?
Didn't you sign up to right?
So do it or somebody else is going to.
Early in the middle of the day, they casually walk up and now they're trying to go ahead, break down this door.
That is why it's so important.
You have to reinforce your doors.
They're still struggling.
Look at this.
They're trying to kick it down.
They're not able to get into it.
I hate that stupid, like, they think it's like this creepy sound.
They put all these videos as stock.
I've also never done this, by the way, because I just, I can't do this to myself.
This, this whole like.
I'm going to take a video and just put my face over the video.
Like, my face has nothing to do with it, adds nothing but distracts from the content of the video.
But I need you to see my face pointing at the video that you're already looking at so that you can enjoy it properly.
Yeah, no.
Okay.
This door has been reinforced with locks, with deeper screws.
Now they bail.
A shotgun works really well, actually.
This is why it's so important.
This is crazy to me.
We live in a first world country.
It's crazy to you because you're not paying attention and it can tell your testosterone levels around, you know.
What is a house cat walking around with?
And this is what they're doing in the middle of the day.
What has Canada turned to?
I'm being dead serious.
How can they just come up in broad daylight?
Did you see any hesitancy?
Nothing.
They're not scared whatsoever to break into your home.
It's unbelievable that they're not.
Okay, okay.
Well, you know, as a very soft, clearly gay man, I'll explain this to you.
They're from a different part of the world.
They're different people.
They're not like us.
They're from somewhere else.
They're a totally different composition of person.
And this isn't a big deal to them.
In fact, it's kind of what they do.
It's kind of fun.
It's kind of part of their culture, if you will.
And when you look at the statistics, you can really see that there's a pretty heavy lean in some certain directions.
Comprende?
It's almost like we're not the same or something, right?
How can they just do that?
Well, they're not like you, right?
You might think, oh, going to break into someone's house is a crime.
It's awful.
It's immoral.
Why would I do that?
Those thoughts don't enter their head.
It's give me your shit.
That's what's in their head.
And the only way to deal with people like that is to shoot them.
That's how you deal with people like that.
When someone's breaking into a home to steal, you shoot them dead.
That's just how you do it.
Period.
That should be the law.
It's the law in many, many places, in many states in America.
It's just intrinsically understood that you just don't invade a man's home ever unless you want to die.
Everyone knows that.
In fact, I don't think in any point in history, up until very, until people like this started voting and deciding what was allowed to be said and not said, feminine stuff.
If someone was breaking into a home and they were shot and killed, people would applaud whoever shot them and put them on TV.
Remember that kid?
There was one, there was a kid in the States and some guys were breaking into his house.
He went and grabbed his dad's gun and shot them and then called the police while they were like bleeding and crying on the ground.
And the kid made, he was like eight years old.
He's like, yeah, he was crying and whining.
I just called the cops and he's like, what a fucking loser.
He didn't swear, but it's like an eight, 10-year-old kid.
You know, it's called Castle Doctrine down there in a lot of places, right?
Because, you know, that's your home.
That's your life.
That's where all your valuable stuff is, including maybe your children, your wife, your memories, your everything, like your home.
If I have to fucking explain to people how precious someone's home is To you, you're probably the kind of person that should get shot on the other side of a door, breaking into one.
It's not something you ever have to explain.
It never used to be something you had to explain.
You break into somebody's house.
If you don't get killed, you're lucky.
You're lucky.
Minimum, you're getting a tire iron across the back of the neck.
Like, if you know, you don't know who this is.
You don't know what they want.
You don't, oh, well, the Toronto police say, I'll just give them your keys.
They just want your car.
Oh, you know that?
You know for a fucking fact those five armed men breaking into this house just want a car for sure.
You know them personally?
Did you send them there?
Maybe they feel like raping somebody.
You want people to take chances with violent invaders in their home and just go, this is where the spirit of effeminate weakness gets us.
You get to choose, Canada.
You can, we've done, we've done this, all right?
We know what people like this think.
We know what people like this vote for.
We know what people like this are going to want to prefer and what they're going to want to say.
Well, we need to, we've done all that.
We've seen it.
We've seen how it plays out.
We know where it goes.
Are you sad?
Are you happy with it?
Do you like it?
Then fucking stay over there and just enjoy it.
Enjoy what happens.
There's another school of thought.
You shoot those people to death.
Period.
Even if you're by yourself.
I don't care if you're Brock Lesnar.
I don't care if you're 6'6 and 300 pounds and you're a world combat sports champion and a fucking retired green beret Delta Force operator.
You're by yourself in your home and men are trying to get in.
You're in danger.
You are allowed to defend yourself.
However is necessary.
They're not knocking on the door asking if you'd like a subscription to Life magazine.
They're trying to kick it in.
They're wearing gloves and hoods and some of them are carrying weapons.
What happens if they find you in the home?
You're not supposed to be home.
Oh shit, witnesses.
You know, this is crazy.
We even have to think.
The problem is, Canada, you know why we don't have laws?
Why we don't have any of this stuff?
Why there's no problem?
because we never used to have this problem.
Thank you.
Maybe it's easier for me to show you.
Again.
So like I said, we didn't used to have this problem.
And he was, what did he say?
Like, oh, Canada, what's turning into?
What's it becoming?
Is there something else?
Do you think in thinking back to like my dad's day, right?
Like the 70s, right?
Maybe you weren't around then.
Maybe you were.
Maybe you've just seen pictures, video, and maybe you have people in your family.
You can ask, what was it like in the 70s?
Did people lock their doors in the 70s?
Did lots of people carry guns in the 70s?
Were people afraid to go outside?
Were women afraid to be alone even in broad daylight in the 70s?
Was there a lot of home invasions?
Was there a lot of fentanyl?
Was there a lot of gang violence?
Was there a lot of...
Thank you.
Because Canada didn't used to be like this.
He's right.
It used to be a lot different.
It used to be a lot better than this.
Something drastically changed from the 70s until now, and it's really fucking violent and scary and unpredictable.
And there's no laws to protect anyone because this is an unprecedented situation that never used to happen and we never had to deal with.
And anyone calling attention to it is just simply being called a racist criminal and they need to be shut up.
And the reason they're saying that is because they're the ones responsible for it and they're doing it on purpose.
There's no other explanation that makes any sense.
Is this not true?
Are we not being flooded with, you know, guys, I'm not a monster.
I don't think everyone in the world that isn't a decent European person should be just put to death on the basis of that alone, for the most part.
However, life is sacred and so on.
You shouldn't just kill everybody.
However, that being said, you know what's also true?
The third world is a fucking shithole.
It's insanely violent.
Life is cheap.
It is not a nice place.
It's called the third world for a reason.
It's the bottom.
It's the worst places on earth.
This is one of the best places on earth because we've made it that way.
Canada.
That wasn't the, There was nothing but trees.
Nothing.
Thank you.
In the time it took to build all of Canada from nothing but trees, the third world has been killing each other and raping each other and just doing the same thing it's been doing.
Now it's coming to move in.
And people are shocked and say, I don't understand what's happening.
It's turning into something else.
It's turning into a third world shithole because the reason it's a third world shithole is because there's third world shithole people in it.
That's what made it that way.
You're bringing the cause of why it's a shithole here.
And now you're concerned as to why it's turning into a shithole.
You don't understand?
Do you understand germ theory?
I don't think you understand that either because the COVID thing didn't make a lot of sense to you.
And you thought the masks worked and stuff.
So it's like, I guess contagion and the idea, you know, the source of something moving on to a greater area with its strength and momentum.
Like that doesn't, you just don't understand that concept or maybe you thought that, you know, they would breathe the magic air and stand on the magic dirt.
And they go, oh, you know what?
Now I'm not a machete-wielding maniac from Sierra Leone.
Now, now I'm a tenderhearted school teacher who teaches guitar lessons in his spare time.
He just, he stood on the dirt.
He drank at Tim Hortons.
Look, he went to a playoffs game.
He's, boom, Canadian, just like that.
It's not like we just took millions of people from violent shitholes and just dropped them all over the country en masse.
And now they've all ganged up and are just having a time.
That's not what happened.
I mean, it is what happened, but you can't say that because that's racist.
So, you know, what are we supposed to do?
You can't do anything.
You have to just let people die because otherwise they're going to call you mean.
They'll say you're mean.
Nobody comes back from that.
Imagine what they'd say if you defended yourself from being murdered.
I mean, my God.
Remember the Cole Colton Bushy case?
You don't want to do that.
You don't want to do that.
Listen, if people think, if they decide they might want to hurt you, you just let them.
Okay?
White privilege, colonialism, right?
You just let them.
Just let them kill you.
Let them rape your kids.
Let them.
Because it's mean if you don't.
It's a big...
I can't see any reason why replacing half of the population of the country with wildly different people from all over the world who don't get along with each other and have a penchant for violence and stealing and thievery and crime.
I can't imagine why that would.
It's just baffling.
We're going to need experts.
We're going to need stethoscopes.
We're going to need white coats.
People are going to put expert on the screen.
And I don't even know if that's going to be enough.
We might even need to contract an AI, which is just 700 Indians, to try and figure it out.
And that's not even going to be enough.
We may never solve this riddle.
It's just too...
It's almost like people have become immune to simple explanations.
Like there's no such thing.
Like it's not that simple.
It is, actually.
It is.
It is.
It's like reverse colonialism, right?
It's because the country or the place, the things that you see are not really things.
Those are manifestations of the spirit of the people who live there.
Their buildings, their religious monuments, their artwork, if they have any.
What kind of crops they even maybe like to eat and cultivate, if they do any of that.
The music that they play, the clothes that they wear, all of these things are, in a way, a preference of those people.
You know, because like your own children, like my kids are a lot like me in a lot of ways and their mom.
Why?
Because, well, we're the same.
I like what I like because I'm me and I talk the way that I talk and do the way that because that's me and they do the similar because they're them and we're the same at scale.
Real big family, there's going to be a theme.
There's going to be a vibe.
There's going to be a kind of a box you can fit most of the these people are kind of a family.
That family, they're like this.
That's just what they're like.
They've always been just a lot bigger.
What's that family like?
Why do the cities and buildings and clothes in Japan, why does it look like that and not like ours?
Because they're Japanese and we're not.
It looks like that because that's what Japanese people like because they're different.
They're Japanese.
It's not Chinese.
It's different.
Similar, but it's not the same.
It's different.
That's why, you know, Russian stuff is not the same as French.
Why?
Well, they're a little different.
But it's more similar than it is to the Chinese or the Japanese, isn't it?
Or the Indians?
Or...
Or...
Thank you.
If it's just trees and you drop 100 people there, they, it, the claw, the state of the machine will insist that it doesn't matter who they are.
But it does.
If they were French people, 100,000 French people.
What if Canada was populated with Saudi Arabians?
Would it look like it does?
Would we even have hockey?
No.
Because we have hockey because we're Canadians.
Saudi Arabia does not.
We don't have snake charmers either.
You see what I'm saying?
It's so and this is not a this is not a complicated concept.
It's so crazy, but there's so much resistance to this because of you know the years and years of brainwashing and the you know bludgeon being held over you by the state and the you know social social expectations.
What you're allowed to say based upon what the people on TV who are pieces of garbage say you're allowed to say and not say and what you have to think legally by law.
Uh...
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're not seeing like look at this, right?
Are those two cops in a building or is all of this simply an expression physically manifested in the soul of the Canadian people?
Because, you know, the Canadian police look a little different, act a little different, and they have their own, you know, and that building, that only exists in Canada, doesn't it?
Why isn't it the Dome of the Rock?
Why isn't it the Kremlin?
Why isn't it because we're not Russian and we're not Saudi Arabian?
Who you are in Here is manifested through your actions, your behavior, your friendships, your ambitions, your fears, all of these things.
And your relatives oftentimes share a lot of those and they support you and they want you to do well and vice versa.
Enough relatives, a big enough family.
You've got a small town.
Maybe you've got a big town, a city, a province, a country.
That's what it means.
These are not things that anybody can just come and occupy, take interchangeably.
We're not light bulbs.
All of this comes from in our soul.
It is manifested in here and in our minds.
OUR minds!
We envisioned something better over there.
It doesn't exist right now.
Once upon a time, it wasn't anywhere.
No tower.
There's no city.
Nothing.
Nobody came by and gave it to us.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It was unseated.
It was built.
It was made.
Someone stood there.
Probably a lot of people stood there.
And they tried to do what they thought.
And they went, let's make something happen.
Let's build a railroad across the continent.
Not across the town.
Not across the province.
Continent, motherfucker.
Through the Rocky Mountains.
That was somebody's idea.
Someone's vision.
Someone's will had to carry that out and make that happen.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Turkey didn't do it.
Congo didn't do it.
India didn't build the Trans-Canada fucking highway.
The Canadians did it.
We funded it.
We funded it.
labored over it and we maintain it to this day.
It's ours and it came from us.
It came from our soul.
It came from our fathers and our mothers and theirs.
And what the enemy wants you to think and accept is that that's not real.
This is how evil they are.
It's not real.
most real thing that there is.
Your blood connection to your family is meaningless.
Everybody's the same.
There's nothing special or unique or significant that puts these people above others.
You don't prioritize your own children.
You don't put the family above other people.
There's other people.
If your dad dies, we'll be your new dad.
We'll just move one in from India.
He'll be your dad now.
Why not?
You're not racist, are you?
You're not racist.
That's what they're saying.
There's no Canadian identity.
There's no Canadian corporate.
There's no such thing.
There's no American identity.
There's no Australian identity.
There's no British identity.
There's no Scottish identity.
The Irish people never existed.
There's no such thing as a German.
What's a real Frenchman anyway?
Italian.
What does that mean?
There's no such thing.
There's no such thing as a real Dane or a real Swede.
No?
It's all just clothes and geography.
Isn't it?
What kind of force in this world would beckon you, urge you, incentivize you, and finally command you to discard and ignore the love of your own family and your own ancestors, people who died hoping that they did a good enough job so you'd have a leg up next go.
They don't matter.
They never mattered.
They were never.
Look at your new grandfather.
Look at your one from Africa.
Look at your grandfather now.
We're going to rename that street, actually.
We don't like that.
We're going to name it Multicultural Boulevard.
I know it was named after the guy that died in the family.
We need to go close to not be.
For you to be a good person, you need to basically shit up your own family.
And everyone that's ever cared about this place, for you fucking died in the name of the future.
You got to fuck them so you're a good person.
Welcome to the future.
Not me.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I got a mustache.
I'm in an evil air.
I fucking can't do it.
I'm a supervillain.
Fuck you.
Whoa.
My dream is coming true.
Whoa.
My vision is coming true.
Give me my cable.
Fast food for a bus.
Taps right away.
Whoa.
And don't worry.
Nobody's going to fight.
Oh, yeah.
We're all just going to roll over and die.
And it's fine.
Nothing will happen.
Because if there's one thing you know about.
It's one thing you know about white guys.
They give up easy.
And they don't like hard things.
They don't like challenges.
They like to just stay home and never explore.
They hate that shit.
Whoa.
My dream has come true.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You go to bed thinking that.
I like it.
I'm your nightmare.
It's going true.
Yeah.
Six different choice.
Put a patria.
I'm a product of my environment.
Don't blame me.
See you on the next one.
See you on the beach.
Yeah.
My life starts in night.
Bye.
Those least qualified trading profit for pride.
But it's okay.
Everything's backwards.
And America's out of my way.
Whoa.
Fuck you.
Whoa.
When I know it's gone through.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Nothing has come true Yes, I'm coming through.
Your hands are coming true.
*Balloon*
So, what the fuck is this?
I'm well, I know.
I'm not, I'm not upset.
Jesus, it nearly hit me.
I'm not upset.
No, I said, I'm not upset.
I'm like it.
I don't know.
I've been trying to make this India-Pakistan thing happen forever.
You're just fucking going at it.
I didn't think it ever fucking.
What happened?
What took them off?
What?
Wait, you did it before when?
Who's Helen?
Helen and Troy?
What are you talking about?
You promised?
You promised the winner will get a white girl?
That was it?
Who was it?
Who's this?
She's not bad looking.
She's okay.
Is it bad looking?
This is a decent looking white girl, and that's what caused all of this?
man I don't know why'd you wait so long?
You could have saved so much time and trouble.
Look at him.
Holy fuck!
This is going to take one.
Phil, there's billions of them.
Between Pakistan and India, it's like 3 billion people.
You know.
Holy fuck, he's just...
He's just DMing.
He's mass DMing every Pakistani and Indian internet account.
With, I don't know whose titties and underwear photos these are, but it's literally titled Bobs and Vegin with coordinates to the battlefield.
Wow, okay.
That is a lot easier than I thought it was going to be.
Did you see that?
This is great!
No, I'm gonna get-I'm gonna- I'm going to get some breaks.
What do you want?
Want a millchief?
Rich.
We're rich.
We'll get both.
I'll get both.
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