PHILLIP'S FLYER - UPDATE, 26 MARCH 2025
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March 26, 2025 - Raging Dissident
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| Thank you for your support, and we hope you enjoy the following episode in a six-year-running live feed of myself trying and failing to fend off a violent nervous breakdown. | |
| I'm ready, Phil. | |
| Let's see it. | |
| I was waiting all merch break. | |
| You kept giving me teases about this. | |
| Oh, you're gonna fuck your birthday. | |
| Wait for my birthday present. | |
| You promised me. | |
| You said before your 40th birthday, and it's coming up soon. | |
| You would get it to me. | |
| You would get me the weapon, the tool, the mechanism to destroy the monster. | |
| You've got a brigade. | |
| I want to see the brigade. | |
| I am right. | |
| I'll close my eyes, I guess. | |
| But if you just put it out. | |
| I'm on my way. | |
| I'm making it. | |
| Why? | |
| Why? | |
| No, no, don't laugh. | |
| You know what you did. | |
| You could have made it. | |
| anything! | |
| You could have made anything! | |
| That's Milo Yiannopoulos. | |
| This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. | |
| It couldn't be gayer. | |
| I feel sticky looking at it. | |
| I don't want to look at it! | |
| I know I said anything in Tuck, but why does it... | |
| Phil, you could have built a cyborg, you could have... | |
| He's time traveling! | |
| Do you feed... | |
| Does it sustain you? | |
| I don't want to know how they're going to deal with it. | |
| I'm already overwhelmed. | |
| I mean, you want to surrender, but then you're worried what they're going to do to you. | |
| Their choreograph is amazing, but they're clearly very disciplined. | |
| Do I have to watch what happens, or can I just read it on the scorecards afterwards, like SportsCenter, like, Super Gay Milo Brigade, W defeats Claw, like, Stretching your mouths. | |
| Oh, for fact! | |
| I can't do it. | |
| I can't. | |
| No, I don't want it. | |
| Put your arms up, show one. | |
| Six, six, six, six. | |
| I'll be a big noise with all the beat of it. | |
| There's so much stuff I belong. | |
| I'm all in the brook. | |
| We don't wanna see you fall. | |
| We don't wanna know what dance. | |
| I'm so making. |
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