Raging Dissident - PHILLIP'S FLYER - UPDATE, 26 MARCH 2025
Aired: 2025-03-26
Duration: 03:41:23


=== Fending Off Breakdown (03:38:14) ===

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=== Phil's Birthday Brigade (02:25) ===

[03:38:58]  I'm ready, Phil.
[03:38:59]  Let's see it.
[03:39:01]  I was waiting all merch break.
[03:39:02]  You kept giving me teases about this.
[03:39:04]  Oh, you're gonna fuck your birthday.
[03:39:06]  Wait for my birthday present.
[03:39:08]  You promised me.
[03:39:09]  You said before your 40th birthday, and it's coming up soon.
[03:39:13]  You would get it to me.
[03:39:17]  You would get me the weapon, the tool, the mechanism to destroy the monster.
[03:39:21]  You've got a brigade.
[03:39:23]  I want to see the brigade.
[03:39:24]  I am right.
[03:39:28]  I'll close my eyes, I guess.
[03:39:29]  But if you just put it out.
[03:39:30]  I'm on my way.
[03:39:34]  I'm making it.
[03:39:36]  Why?
[03:39:37]  Why?
[03:39:37]  No, no, don't laugh.
[03:39:40]  You know what you did.
[03:39:41]  You could have made it.
[03:39:45]  anything!
[03:39:46]  You could have made anything!
[03:39:49]  That's Milo Yiannopoulos.
[03:39:52]  This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
[03:39:55]  It couldn't be gayer.
[03:39:58]  I feel sticky looking at it.
[03:39:59]  I don't want to look at it!
[03:40:01]  I know I said anything in Tuck, but why does it...
[03:40:04]  Phil, you could have built a cyborg, you could have...
[03:40:06]  He's time traveling!
[03:40:08]  Do you feed...
[03:40:16]  Does it sustain you?
[03:40:21]  I don't want to know how they're going to deal with it.
[03:40:23]  I'm already overwhelmed.
[03:40:25]  I mean, you want to surrender, but then you're worried what they're going to do to you.
[03:40:30]  Their choreograph is amazing, but they're clearly very disciplined.
[03:40:34]  Do I have to watch what happens, or can I just read it on the scorecards afterwards, like SportsCenter, like, Super Gay Milo Brigade, W defeats Claw, like, Stretching your mouths.
[03:40:51]  Oh, for fact!
[03:40:52]  I can't do it.
[03:40:53]  I can't.

=== Don't Fall Into the Brook (00:28) ===

[03:40:54]  No, I don't want it.
[03:40:55]  Put your arms up, show one.
[03:40:58]  Six, six, six, six.
[03:41:03]  I'll be a big noise with all the beat of it.
[03:41:07]  There's so much stuff I belong.
[03:41:12]  I'm all in the brook.
[03:41:13]  We don't wanna see you fall.
[03:41:15]  We don't wanna know what dance.
[03:41:17]  I'm so making.