All Episodes
Feb. 19, 2025 - Raging Dissident
03:38:57
517 - EASTERN PHAROAHS

Thought about shaving my beard into a mustache today, but I'm not certain Canada or myself is ready for that level of extremism. All this and more riveting excitement like plane crashes and orange man versus cartels, how many indians can Pierre Poilievre fit into a Tim Hortons - tonight at 745pm EST I could also just go on a 2 hour unhinged breakdown over the state of road maintenance. It's hard to say, but mental illness is hard to predict. 🤗 🪖STREAM LINKS: Rumble (https://rumble.com/c/JeremyMacKenzie) Entropy (https://entropystream.live/RagingDissident)Odysee (https://odysee.com/@JeremyMacKenzie:9/rc515:0) TwitterX (https://x.com/JeremyMacKenzi)Kick (https://kick.com/ragingdissident) ᚦᛖᚱᛖ•ᛁᛊ•ᚨ•ᛒᛖᛏᛏᛖᚱ•ᚹᚨᛁ  • WEBSITE (https://ragingdissident.com/)• MERCH (https://thegrift.shop/) • (SUPPORT) (https://ragingdissident.gumroad.com/l/qjxzp)

| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
What did you do now?
Tell everyone what you do.
Altering the course of history, it's not helping anyone.
I don't care how much money you're having.
It's making everything very difficult for the rest of us.
Please stop with this.
Or at least do some Terminator stuff, man.
Do some cool shit.
I don't know.
Anything.
Anything else?
Hello!
I'm back, and I'm pissed.
Ah!
What's going on?
How are you?
You still alive?
Good.
Taking anybody's soul today?
I hope so.
I got a collection of them.
I'm collecting them.
Like cards.
Hockey cards.
Whose do you want?
I got everything.
I got everybody.
Because I got doubles and triples and some other ones.
They owe me souls.
They owe me.
I'm indebted.
They have a soul debt they could never pay.
It's good for you.
Where do you think all this comes from?
Alright.
Oh yeah, I'll run.
Like the sun's set.
I almost forgot my pills!
This isn't a sponsorship.
Maybe I just like them.
They're good.
Probably way too much money, but your fucking money.
I think it's helping.
Is it helping?
What do you think?
Did you replace these?
This isn't MDMA.
This isn't.
I'm going to risk it.
How you guys doing?
It's been a minute.
Whoa, Black Betty, Bambalam.
Yeah, Black Betty, Bambalam.
She's from Birmingham, Bambalam.
Some days I give a shit, some days I don't.
And I don't today, but...
How much longer is this going to take?
This is the longest intro, most boring language's ever seen.
Great song, though.
We take it down for copyright.
I'm not on YouTube yet.
For real, though.
I wish they would pay me.
But it is helpful.
What is it?
Alpha Brain.
Rogan was shilling these a while ago.
I think it's like smallly illegal drugs, probably.
It's, you know, beans and lion's mane and caffeine, apparently.
Oh, that's probably not good.
A little tiny.
Oh, well, why not?
Let's say a whole night.
Party.
How you guys doing?
How you been?
I know.
Horrible, right?
Because it's February.
It's the worst month in the world, and it's a shit show.
Everything's terrible.
I know.
That's part of the.
I was talking to Derek earlier.
He had an immense amount of work to do.
Wood cutting and moving around and shoveling and snow.
I don't have nearly as much, but I had to move a fair amount of wood and deal with some ice and stuff here in Nova Scotia lately.
It's doing this fun thing where all day it's cold as shit and snows all day.
And then at nighttime, for some reason, as you do when the sun goes down, it goes, oh, now it should be warm.
Now that it's dark and the heat source is gone, it should be three degrees.
So then everything melts and creates an inch of water until about five or six in the morning.
And then it gets cold again.
And then that freezes.
And then anyway, we have a, we're on an ice patch.
It's good.
And I said, if you're not suffering some kind of immense just, if you're not being fucked around by nature, the cold, you know, if you're not audibly swearing under your breath or loudly out in public because of whatever it is, windshield wipe.
We've all do it.
Scraping the son of a bit.
You know, the windshield wipers are covered in ice.
Ah, you fall down out of the.
Right?
Ah, the winter.
Try to breathe in.
Your nostrils stick together because it's minus 40. You yell at some crows picking through the trash.
They start to fly away.
They freeze into ice and mid-air, fall to the ground, explode.
Into T-1000.
You're like, who?
Who chose to stay living here?
Drunk Scottish people.
That's who.
The most stubborn people in the world.
I'm not fucking leaving.
You leave.
I'm not going anywhere.
Like, they're.
Half the family went to California.
The other half was like, no.
They were too hungover to make the wagon trip probably back in the day.
But yeah, they were like, this is fine.
We'll just do this.
And then they went further west and west and it's getting colder and shittier.
and they're like, no, let's build towns out here for some reason.
This looks like a good...
Winnipeg.
Why not?
Why not build here?
I don't know.
There's probably a reason, but I don't care what it is.
I'm going to pretend.
I'm going to say hi to you guys.
How you doing?
We do have the tour movie coming soon.
I've seen most of it.
It does exist in bits and pieces.
Edgie is doing a great job putting that together.
We're going to have that soon.
I have a short video.
It's the first two minutes.
He's told me.
He just sent it to me right before I said it to you.
So I'll play that at some point so you guys can see a little bit of that.
I think you guys will have fun with it.
It'll be fun.
We'll host it on the Grift shop for like $100, $500.
We're going to overcharge tremendously for it.
You know, it was good.
And I'm proud of the volunteers, the community, everybody that came together to make this happen.
It's pretty crazy, guys.
What now?
What's happening now?
Why?
What's up?
Why?
Somebody's calling me.
I have to now pause the whole.
What are we doing?
I just make sure no one's dying.
Has anyone died?
Could be.
Could be a reason.
Could be.
Am I disconnected from the internet?
There's a number of reasons why someone could be calling me right now.
But let's just see what's going on now.
Morgan was calling me.
Make sure she's not dead.
This is part of the show now.
Now we're just doing personal administrative calls while I'm live.
What's up?
Oh my God.
Are you live?
Yeah.
I didn't know.
Well, you should.
I thought that we were going to shower together.
You're live.
You're.
What?
I love you.
I'm going to shower alone.
Oh, better.
Okay.
What kind of queen are you?
I need my back.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to go back to work now.
I love you.
This is not what the people pay for.
Maybe it is.
That could be my new YouTube channel.
I'm just going to hang up now.
Bye.
Okay, bye.
Shower time with...
We're not that desperate yet.
Food prices haven't...
But right now, we don't need to do like an OnlyFans page.
We could.
It would help.
But, you know, it's just, we're not there yet.
But hey, it's on it.
It's on the table.
You know, it's totally possible.
So there you go.
That's fun.
How are you guys doing?
Let's try.
Let's try Rumble first.
Leo 9 Disorient, man.
Says Charles Lindbergh's son was ritually murdered to get him out of the way so he wouldn't be president.
Keep the U.S. out of World War II.
Lindbergh's child killed by a German, RFK, killed by a Palestinian.
Yeah, the Lindbergh baby.
There was something, there's something fishy about that.
Just racking my brain.
I used to know some of these things, but it's been a long time.
But there is a story there.
There's some shenanigans around the Lindbergh family and American nationalism and all that stuff.
The bearded Indian.
Now, are you like Indian Indian or are you like old Canadian, like native indigenous Indian, like which I don't like to call them Indians.
I think it's insulting, you know, to them.
So the Indians are from India and then the Indigenous people are, you know, they're not Indians.
They're, you know, Cree, Dene, Mohawk, Iroquois, whatever.
You ask them.
That's what they tell you they are.
You know, it's like, well, you call them that because that's what they said.
Like, who else should they be, you know?
If you tell people that's what your name is, I mean, that's pretty basic stuff.
But anyway.
Mr. Bullock, thank you very much, sir.
He says some shekels and tribute to the best show, Slow Boil Inspirational Infotainment Podcast.
I appreciate that.
Is it a Slow Boil?
I don't know what it is.
It's been doing something.
Definitely boiling something.
Boiling right now.
Pot over there.
Intrusive Soughts Day.
Thank you, man.
He says, you're not dead because you have a goat that is the byproduct of Jews trying to control reality.
Reality fights back holistically.
Why would reality let you die so simply still riding the goat?
I guess.
He's riding me into a bushy.
Man on the mountain, thank you very much, man.
I appreciate that.
He says, did you hear that CRJ took five kilometers of vapor barrier home with him from the job site?
Apparently he's building a Zeppelin.
I think he's just really afraid of flying on commercial airlines these days.
As am I, as is everyone.
I'll take my chances.
I'll get on the Hindenburg too.
Oh, the humanity.
Like, realistically, one Zeppelin blew up, okay?
One time a Zeppelin exploded.
We've had multiple 737, 747.
Like, there's all kinds of Zeppelins are statistically safer than modern airline travel.
So if you're like, I'm going to get on that, you're more likely to die on an aircraft in 2025 than you would be on a Zeppelin from 1935.
So I think we bring them back.
And it's just helium.
Just don't smoke on them.
It's probably what happened.
They probably had a sign that said, no smoking, no smoking on the highly explosive gas-filled air balloon.
And somebody was like, ah, that's just a bunch of lots.
That's a bunch of hooey.
And it blew up.
Probably right.
There's probably some dickhead.
Who knows?
Who knows why?
But it blew up.
And that was something that happened once.
And that's a shitty way to go.
Zaynel says, fly.
What?
Q-A-N-T-A has cut and then forward emojis that look like shot glasses or water glasses.
I think he's, I don't know.
Somebody check on him.
Breezy, you check on him.
She says, it's evil Elmo time.
It is.
Let it burn.
It must burn.
Elmo.
Elmo says fire will cleanse the land.
Chaos Waffen says, you two are the cutest.
We love you guys.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, she is great.
I'm very lucky.
That's what I would say.
There we go.
What was I talking about earlier?
Yeah, yo, you guys.
You guys kick ass.
It was a good time.
The tour was great.
We'll probably do something like that again.
It's just give me a little while to recover.
I've got other things to do.
We're still working on the club stuff, which is adjacent.
There's one of the flags over there.
And there's another one over there.
And I hate that noise.
We're working on it.
It's coming along very soon.
Well, it exists.
We're very close to having entertaining public interest from unknown folks.
Also, we're working on, yeah, the movie will come out.
I'll play that in just a moment.
We'll show you some of that a little bit here so I can refill my glass of water.
And which one is that?
No, that's not the one I want to use.
I want to use that one.
And what else is going on, man?
Compound building.
Everybody's, we're doing all kinds of shit, you know?
Anybody interested?
I need to find some other guys here.
I'm probably looking at buying some.
I'm going to buy some land here, 10, 12 acres or something, and just build a fucking compound.
You know?
I'm deliberately trying to ignore a lot of the political.
I don't care.
Because I think it doesn't matter.
I think we've reached the limit of exploitation with that.
Most people in the online politic, they're very stupid and emotionally manipulated.
It's just tribal team sports.
It's really just sports ball for ugly people and reality TV kind of stuff.
So I don't think it really matters.
You're not going to win them over.
You're not going to change anybody's mind.
They just want to be entertained.
It's nation of children, all this kind of stuff.
But all you have has said some pretty dumb things.
I like that they're trying to steal our talking point.
Because I'm telling the truth, trying to, in the best way I know how and trying to relay some of these concepts that have been largely ignored or changed badly into complete nonsense like we currently are.
They take that and use it as a paint to just thinly lacquer over their ball of bullshit.
So it tastes better going down.
So people feel like maybe this is something different and it's not.
It's very contradictory and nonsensical and goes nowhere.
And none of these people would last five minutes in any kind of public debate, which is why they will never entertain that because people would be, if they are able to see back and forth, this is a mismatch.
One side clearly has done the work and knows, can show you the blueprints for how they came to these conclusions and how their view of the world is constructed, whereas the other side can't and they don't.
They just have slogans and phrases and ban, delete, censor, suppress hate speech laws, common sense, hate speech laws, you know, that kind of shit.
So they, you know, we cannot have this kind of public showdown or else, you know, lest we be exposed is horrible, is idiotic.
How are you guys doing?
How are you doing?
You should be active.
It's February.
It's the worst.
This is statistically, it's the worst time of year.
There's no sunlight.
It's cold.
It's miserable.
It's terrible.
But you got to stay active.
You got to stay doing something.
I'm getting back to a fighting gym here very, very soon.
This week, I think.
Maybe tomorrow, next day.
I'm looking forward to that.
I'm old.
I know.
But it's my new bucket list thing.
I gave my youth and my best years of my life to the Army.
In retrospect, I probably wouldn't have done it any differently.
I'm grateful for the experience because had I gone the other way and done something else, I'd be sitting here going, man, I'm too old to join the Army.
And it's, you know, I got to experience everything I wanted to out of that.
I wanted to know what it was like.
I wanted to compete and see where I stand and see who I can hang with and how far I can go and push myself and got to do all that stuff.
But, you know, you're only young for so long.
And I'll be 39 soon.
Running out of time to do anything real, real intense physically.
But there's time, I mean, some of these guys are like, hey, we had a guy come in and started from zero at 40 years old.
He got two pro fights in before he was done.
Like, well, there you go.
Friend of mine in Ontario, actually, he started, geez, I think around my age, 38, 39, he started doing Muay Thai or kickboxing or something professionally.
And he's got, he's done pretty well for okay, you know?
It's fun.
It's just for the experience.
You only get one life, right?
And do you want to have fun and do things that are interesting and exciting and different?
Or do you want to sit around and be fake and gay?
Going hard at 57 says bullet.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, do you want to get, you, do you want to get in a ring with a 26-year-old at 57?
I don't know.
I don't know.
And it's just an opportunity.
It slips away.
And a lot of guys do that.
And then they regret it and go, I wish, I wish, I wish.
I wish I started earlier.
I wish I did this 10 years ago, 15 years ago.
But I just, again, I was busy with the army and other things.
I didn't care.
I didn't want to, which is the truth.
That is the truest thing there is, is you do what you want to do.
Everyone does.
For the most part.
We live in a free country.
Not really, but sort of.
At least you can decide.
I mean, consequences are not.
You can do different things that are, you can go any number of ways, but you can make that decision.
Nobody's putting a gun to your head.
You know, if you don't want to be, and I'm just saying this because it's the most common, it's the most relatable.
It's the most prevalent issue, I guess, that most people could resonate with, like your physical health.
Are you physically healthy?
Isn't that something everyone would want?
Do you want to be at the best version of yourself?
You can't do that unless you're healthy.
And, you know, people say, I don't know how or it's too hard.
It's actually not that hard.
It's actually fairly, it's not that hard unless you have, you know, some kind of disease or affliction or something.
But just you're the problem is you don't know how to engage your mind in the way that it needs to to achieve those things, anything that may require a moderate level of difficulty.
I had to learn this through the military, but I would imagine if I had not done those things, I had to do difficult things where I have to really focus on it's going to take some effort.
This isn't just something I can show up and do.
This isn't mowing the lawn or delivering newspapers like I did when I was a paperboy when I was 15 years old.
You know, that's the hardest thing about that is, oh, it's going to take me an hour and a half to deliver these papers and it's cold in December.
Right.
It's not brutal.
But then you go do some more difficult things like being a soft, middle of the road kind of middle class kid and then join the military with no ever real experience or exposure or anything.
It's a different benchmark.
Now you're going to have to buckle down and give it a shot.
So you have to just, what do you, but I wanted to.
I was obsessed since I was a kid.
That's all I ever wanted to do.
I needed to do it.
There was no way I was coming out of there.
There were days where I was like on the verge of having a mental breakdown because I didn't think I was going to be able to make it.
But I was like, well, I'm just going to keep going until I'm either kicked out of here or I just collapse and die or whatever happens.
But it was painful and difficult.
And it felt, you know, I mean, physically, it's painful.
Your back hurts, your knees hurt.
You're covered in blisters.
You know, you're sunburned and you're dehydrated.
It's hard.
But, you know, the emotional and mental pain of the difficulty of just the task of doing more and more, you know, increasingly difficult things.
I wanted to be there.
That's the difference.
If I was just doing it to be like, well, it might be kind of interesting.
It might be kind of fun, something to do.
Then when it gets really hard and difficult, I'm going to find a way to not be there because it's like, I don't really want to, do you want that enough?
Do you want it bad enough to suffer?
If you really want something, you will.
I think it's people that are, you know, if they're, if they have addictions or there's something, they need to have it.
They'll do anything to feed that, to get that, do whatever it takes.
You just decide that that's what you want.
I want to be healthy.
I'm getting into it.
Okay.
Once you commit to that, if you really want it, you tell yourself, this is what I want.
This is what I need.
I must do this.
If that's true and you buy into it, you tell yourself that this is what we're doing now, or I'm going to finish this job, or I'm going to finish this degree, or whatever it is you're going to do.
That's what you want above all things.
That's your primary goal.
That is that nothing will get in the way of this.
This must happen.
When you come up against things that threaten that, like, oh man, maybe I'll stay in bed.
Maybe I won't do this.
Maybe I'll get drunk today.
Maybe I'll die.
Now you have to choose, which do you want more?
Because if you really want that thing, you're going to deny yourself those indulgences or distractions.
You're going to say, no, that's not what I, not what I set out to do.
That would be nice, but I don't, this is more important.
I really want this.
And they have, and people have to believe that they can do it.
That's the other thing.
It's just become so common.
Everybody's just so sick, mentally, physically.
Like we've accepted this new standard where everybody's just barely alive, functional.
No one's living anymore.
It's just surviving.
And there's a difference.
There's a difference from looking forward to the next day, the future, what's coming around the corner, you know, anticipating opportunities.
And I wonder how there's that mode and frame of mind.
And then there's kind of the more modern one of just making it to Friday, you know, and then you start all over it.
You're just surviving.
So, you know, we got to, we got to pull ourselves out of that.
We got to rearrange our own mindsets and rearrange our configurations in a way that it works for us and start to choose better, healthier, more, more constructive things that are going to enable us to do better in the future because it's going to get hard.
And I'm going to buy some land.
I'm going to probably build a wall around it 10 feet, 12 feet.
I don't know what we got to do.
But I think it's unavoidable.
I think we're unavoidably going to end up in a version of a situation, maybe not exactly like South Africa, but something on the way there.
I don't know how bad it will get, but it's going to get worse.
Five years ago, people would probably, you know, and I was one of them saying, hey, in five years, it's going to be worse now.
And all the things are going to happen, you know, like planes exploding and falling out of the air and massive, you know, hordes of migrants killing people and, you know, all the things that are now happening.
In 2030, you'll say, man, I wish it was 2025 again.
And in 2035, oh, remember 2020, 10 years ago, how much easier it was?
Remember how much easier 2015 was in 2005?
It's just going to keep going like this.
It's just going to keep degrading and keep getting worse with people sitting around with their hands out going, when is anybody going to fix my problems for me?
And they're not because the politicians are busy giving themselves raises.
They're getting a raise again.
April's coming up.
They need a 4% pay increase.
I just found Dewey sent me a link to the Nova Scotia government wants to give itself their, they need a $25,000 a year pay increase.
They deserve it.
I mean, they need it, right?
They don't care about you or us or anybody.
So if we have some time, seven, eight, 10 years before maybe it's getting, it's like it's, it's legitimately scary.
Like you can't really go anywhere on your own anymore.
That's potentially, especially if you're in major cities or near there, like it might get that bad.
That's not the time to then go, geez, I think I better build a life raft or some kind of, it's already too late, you know, but we do have time.
We do have that advantage.
You can see how things are developing around Europe and other parts of the world.
And we're a few years behind them.
So, and our politicians are making the same decisions, right?
They're reading the same script.
We're just in a less advanced stage of decay in some of these other places.
And you can see what's happening and you can see what, you know, has gone on and the errors and mistakes and stuff that are made.
So I'd rather be in a position in seven, eight years from now, people going, hey, can we live inside the wall safe zone with those other 25 guys?
No, you can't because you said we were racist neo-Nazis.
So you're not allowed in.
Have fun.
Go have fun in the breadlines with the gangsters and the crime lords and everybody else who's running the country now because police have basically given up trying to even contain the disaster that this place is.
I don't know how.
What do you think they're going to do?
They hire this fentanyl czar or whatever that, right?
When do they start using this term czar?
The fentanyl czar.
Well, that's a Russian word for king.
The czar.
Anyway.
Like, oh, we've hired a guy to like, that's, that's the government's proposal.
Well, we, we, you fix the stuff.
Okay.
Well, here's the thing, Trudy.
And while everyone in Ottawa, let's not, you know, I think people get mad at me that I don't beat up on Trudeau nearly as much, like hardly at all.
He's already dead.
Like he's worthless.
He doesn't, everyone knows he's retarded.
There's nothing to point out there.
But they're all just as bad.
Don't trick yourself into thinking anybody's any better because they're not.
The problem is we don't have enough cops at all.
Not even close.
Like not even close.
You need to double or triple the size of the National Police Force to even have a chance at resolving any of this.
Are you going to do that?
Where are they going to come from?
So you just pound a guy.
We're already totally strapped.
Manpower, resources.
Like there's some like cities and stuff, places around, like around here.
There's like in the old downtown Halifax area.
How many cops are on duty at any given time, do you think?
People probably think, oh, probably like 40 or 50. It's like seven.
It's ridiculous.
Like we don't wait till the wait till the real bad guys figure out how wide open this place is and they're slowly cluing in.
It's not going to be good.
What's the future going to look like?
Probably like this, but worse.
Like the patterns will continue.
So if we can only really depend on each other and rely on each other and look to each other for support and assistance, then we should probably take that seriously.
It's like that kind of realization washes over you and you're looking in the mirror sometime.
Like if you don't show up to do what you got to do, to feed your kids or house your family or whatever, no one else is going to.
Like you have to.
No one else is going to.
No one else will or can.
It changes after that.
Because before then, you can delude yourself and say, oh, it'll be fine because Polyev.
It'll be fine because, you know, the PPC.
It'll be none of.
No.
No.
Orange man.
No.
51st state.
Like, these are, these are pie in the sky, wishful things.
Like, this is somehow going to fix you.
Listen, everybody's out for themselves.
The political class is worrying about themselves.
The bankers are worrying about themselves.
The war profiteers are worried about themselves.
The criminals are worried about themselves.
Even the police is more worried about their primary concern is officer safety and pensions and paychecks and promotion, right?
And everybody else is like, oh, everyone's going to take care of all of our problems.
No, they're not.
They're going to continue working on themselves and setting themselves up while we keep getting into worse and worse positions.
Anyway, that's enough.
There'll be sentry turrets, landmines, spiders in bags suspended from tree limbs over walking paths.
There's thorn bushes.
The only real way into the compound is through thorn bushes.
So you have to earn your way in.
And there'll be like nice, comfortable pathways that they're not real, but people will think that must be the way in.
And it's your first failure.
You know, you took the easy path.
So right away you don't deserve to be here.
And you will hit a tripwire and a bag of spiders will fall on your head.
Pregnant spiders that births baby spiders.
And they're all, they're not, they won't kill you from biting you, but they'll bite you and it'll just be, it'll hurt and it'll be really annoying and itchy.
And the terror and trauma of being covered in spiders.
It is gross.
Why?
I just told you why.
This is for our enemies, Breezy.
Why are you, we're going to take it easy?
Oh, what do you want?
You want a sign that says no soliciting?
Was that your suggestion?
No.
Bags of spiders on heads.
That's level one.
There's a moat.
There's crocodiles.
There's claymores.
There's all kinds of stuff.
So, anyway.
And then Brezi says, don't tell, friends don't tell their friends about their only fans.
That's how you get a knife hand to the throat.
Yep.
Everybody wear a mask.
Use AI face change.
Don't display tattoos or any visible scars that people could identify you at.
And then, you know, hey, we all do what we got to do to pay the bills.
Am I right?
Is this them saying they have an OnlyFans?
Maybe we do.
Maybe we don't.
Maybe it's a psyop.
Maybe it's not.
How would you know?
If we had an OnlyFans page, would we advertise it?
No.
How do you know it doesn't exist?
I gave so many Sperms and like, oh, yeah.
Scroll.
Go ahead.
Go scroll gay porn all night.
I'll shoot you.
No, you won't.
You fucking idiot.
Filthy Weasel.
How you doing, man?
It says February has been a challenging one.
It always is, I find.
It's been quite cold and the deep snow makes walking the dogs more difficult than usual.
Comforted knowing the weights are waiting for me.
Yeah, they'll never let you down.
Keep moving and maintain mental and physical health.
Keep at it or get after it.
I'll have a listen tomorrow with Spotify people.
Yes.
You know, when I'm walking the dogs in that deep snow, the red suit is classic.
Thank you.
I'm the only one that wears it.
I saw it in the store, at the same suit store, and I was like, I have to.
I think Morgan was with me.
I was like, I mean, I just gestured and she's like, yes, you need to.
Like, come on.
You know, that's just, what an asshole.
Who would wear it?
Me?
I would.
Thanks.
Thanks, Macy.
Thanks for all you do.
Your rants definitely keep me going and help maintain my sanity.
Well, you're welcome.
But again, it's going to get, I think it's, I think it's just going to keep getting harder and more challenging.
We had a really good, cushy quality standard of living and life that we got used to.
And that's all going away.
It's getting worse because of mismanagement, ineptness, incompetence.
That's why planes are falling out of the air.
That's why ports are being slammed into by boats.
It's why trucks are flying off of overpasses and running into people on the street.
It's going to keep happening.
It's going to keep getting worse.
So that means life is going to get harder, not easier for a little while.
That's not necessarily a bad thing.
Do you want to die a soft little baby who's never did shit?
Boring life.
Nothing was ever hard.
You know, it was a piece of cake.
Like the boomers, you know?
No wars.
I mean, come on.
Get a house for $40,000 back then.
That's not even a down payment anymore.
Not even close, actually.
Difficult conditions and opportunities, if you look at it the right way.
It provides you a chance to tackle something really impossible, really hard.
That's where the money is, though, right?
Is there anything impressive about overcoming and conquering something that everyone expects you would easily do?
Like, you'll never guess what I did today.
I made myself a sandwich.
I washed my own clothes.
You know, like, these are not, wow.
You know, no one's impressed by that.
So, I mean, the obstacles a lot of us are facing and dealing with are immense.
You know, overall, long-term big picture stuff, you're like, damn, it is, it is real bad.
But we don't have a choice.
It's here.
It's happening.
There's no escaping it.
So how do you want to proceed?
How do you want to view this?
How do you want to look at this?
Some people are, you know, they want to doom pill and black pill all day.
And yeah, it is bad.
And it is important to recognize that, the seriousness of it, so that you take it seriously and you don't delude yourself into thinking, I don't need to react.
I don't need to work on anything.
Some other man will fix my problems, right?
But what if you win?
When you look at good art, you know, like are stories, even if they're not true.
They're true on a human level.
They tell a real story, you know, something like Lord of the Rings, you know?
Or a true story of real people that have done seemingly that shouldn't have happened, you know?
The odds are impossible.
Why wouldn't they have quit?
I would have quit.
But if they did, then the story doesn't happen.
No one remembers anything.
It's not even remembered because nothing remarkable took place.
Everything happened what was supposed to happen.
They were outnumbered.
They were run over easily.
the end?
Boring.
Next story.
Don't care.
There's nothing to learn there.
There's nothing inspiring there.
Nothing speaks to the spirit there.
But sometimes people will grab a few hundred professionals and 5,000 volunteers and they'll stand there and they'll fight off half a million Persian mercenaries in like an impossible, over-the-top, outrageous, one-sided situation.
And that story inspires people for a thousand years.
2,000 years.
That's not possible.
That level of epic human ability to say, fuck you at the world when it's trying to impose its will on you.
And people can go, nah, I'm crazy.
I write the rules around here.
And, you know, the other side's just like, why won't they just die?
It's because they're crazy.
And they're not focused on what the odds are and how bad it's going to be.
And, oh, it's over.
It's so over, dude.
They're just like, imagine every day that this continues that we don't die and we keep going.
It's just another page.
It's just another page.
Every inch and ground, any kind of victory you get is another inch.
It's another meter.
It's another page.
It's building and building and continuing and enabling the conditions that eventually, someday, you could win.
And then all of those minor things that seemed like maybe they weren't a huge deal at the time, had those, none of those been completed successfully, you wouldn't have gotten to that end point of seemingly impossible.
This shouldn't have happened.
This shouldn't have been possible.
But it was because a lot of people for a long time hauled ass and didn't give up ever.
That's how legends happen.
Imagine getting to be part of that.
Just I was there.
We were involved, you know, at any point.
When other people were drinking beer and watching hockey tournaments on TV, you know.
I remember what I was doing.
I remember what I was doing.
When you get handed a challenge like that, it's like you're not expected to win, so you might as well go hard anyway.
Make a mess.
See how long you can do it.
It's like trying to set the high score.
Like, let's see how long I can endure this for, just for fun.
Nothing I can do anyway.
So let's make a game of it.
Let's be impossible to kill.
Let's just be really obnoxiously, stubbornly, outrageously.
Holy shit, why won't they just give up already?
Like, let's be that guy to the point that it's just so demoralizing and aggravating to the other side that they literally go insane.
They lose their minds.
They detach from reality and start spiraling more and more into lunacy, which is not a good position to fight from when you can't tell fiction from fact, reality from fantasy.
You can't do that anymore.
You're totally ideologically captured.
You've got derangement syndrome.
You're saying crazy things that don't make any sense.
You're contradicting yourself all over the place.
That person's not in control of themselves.
They're not making good decisions.
They're not thinking ahead.
They're not playing 5D chess.
They're not playing chess at all.
They're not playing anything.
They're going crazy.
They're making mistakes all over the place.
This is an opening.
It's like when the other guy's just wildly wailing on you, you know, out of pure rage, not even, you know.
It's dangerous.
Zanel says, don't forget the attack clones of CRJ ramped up on meth, new from Diagalon Defense Industries.
Is that new?
Attack clones of CRJ?
Interesting.
Oh, those were Jenstein's sex dolls that he made of CRJ.
Is that what it is?
He's calling them attack clones?
No, they're sex dolls.
I don't know why.
You'll have to ask him, but that must be where that came from.
Toledo says the cops we do have are a major part of the problem.
My jar.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you need to have those institutions or else it's just every man for himself and most people are shitty and criminals.
It would just be like West Africa real fast.
It would just be a nightmare.
And maybe there'd be rival gangs of good guys.
It'd be like the Wild West.
Maybe that's not a bad thing.
Maybe that's what's going to happen.
And then we're going to have to start from scratch.
We're going to have to go through that shit all over again for 100 years of mob rule and mob justice and vigilantism and like the Pinkertons and sheriffs getting murdered and just, you know, like the American frontier.
It's just, what are the rules around here?
It's whatever that guy says until someone kills him.
And then it's whatever he says.
And it's just going to keep progressing like this until eventually society strong enough to then, okay, it sets rules down and enforces them and puts a stop to this.
But until then, it's pretty much, whoo, you know, bring a gun, you know?
Careful.
But there's not enough.
They're not taking it seriously.
They're not actually trying to.
And that's because the criminal element in this country is deep.
It's in the government.
It's in every political party.
It's probably in the police too.
It's in CSIS.
It's like we're totally captured by criminals.
That's why, you know, it's like, how is this human trafficking going on?
How is there this much fentanyl in the country?
How is any of this happening?
We're going to stop the crime.
We're going to build jails and stuff.
That guy's a czar now.
Like, you need a lot of money.
You need to massively expand the size of your forces somehow or deputize the military.
I don't know what you, you need to find 20, 30,000 men like today, arm them, and make them part of a national task force, a whole new office bureaucracy.
I don't know what you got to do.
Agency.
And their primary job is to attack one problem at a time with absolute ruthlessness.
Like Batman, like Judge Dredd, basically.
It's the Extreme Crime Prevention Unit, the Ekphum.
Or Philly's Boys.
There's a reason for that because it's not illegal the first time you do it.
It's okay.
It's a heinous crime and it's a mass murder and all that kind of stuff, but it's so creative and original that the first time it happens, people are so blown away by it that they're like, wait a minute, how the fuck?
We got to make that illegal now.
And you're just like, well, whatever.
You got away with it.
And you have the legend now.
And it's just, oh, that's, you know, Philly boys are coming after you now.
Let's start with who, what do you guys think?
I mean, fentanyl or human trafficking.
Both of these are pretty out of control, costing us massive sums of money, which is what conservatives care about most.
That's why I said that.
I could say the amount of people, children, and families are being destroyed, but the conservatives are like, put the money into taxes.
So I, you know.
Anyway, it is costing us quite a bit because the damage does to these people and their lives and medical care bills and lost revenue, destroyed lives, dead people.
It's disastrous.
It's not something you want ripping through your cities and communities and country.
It's very detrimental to the point that it demands national attention.
This is not something the local police can fix.
Yeah?
Because they would have if they could have.
Like any small town, out of Nova Scotia, like there's like Coke in every town and fentanyl in like every town.
And it's like there's four cops in that whole town and they're dealing with, I mean, what do you want them to do?
So you get Philly's boys and you go, okay, fentanyl.
We'll start with that.
It's up to you guys.
You want to go west to east, east to west, major cities up and then go down.
Start with Toronto, then hit McCalgary and then Vancouver, whatever you want.
And a 30,000-man team, an army of Philly's boys.
And they have different rules.
Okay.
They're, you know, peace officers.
Of course they are.
They're peace officers.
They're deputized agents of the state.
They're angels, basically.
How dare you, sir?
How dare you question Philly's boys?
And they have more wider lateral range of arts.
And the police, like, and there's lots of volunteers.
They get first crack at it.
Like, hey, are you tired of being fake and gay in the RCMP?
Why don't you transfer over to Philly's boys?
Right?
You get paid 15% more and you get to kill people 500% more.
Now, it's not because you shouldn't do it because you like murdering.
That's not what I'm saying.
No, no.
No.
I mean, it's good from a job perspective.
That means it's not going to bother you.
It does bother some people.
It can be a problem.
So I'm good about that.
But that's not.
Please start sit down.
There are some bloodthirsty people.
But it is part of the job, probably.
So you need to be okay with that.
And they even stole her.
Like, I know they did.
No one else in Canada talked about this anywhere.
And then all of a sudden the conservatives are like, fentanyl dealers should be terrorists.
Like, yeah, no shit.
Who's been saying that for years?
So, yeah, you're not criminals.
I mean, you are a criminal, but you're so egregious of a criminal that it puts you on Philly's boys' hit list, right?
And the rules are different, right?
So the police are obligated to try to, you know, use, I mean, they're supposed to, but clearly they don't mind killing people.
Check out the Wartman video.
You ever get to see that?
Keep, take them alive is preferable.
Like, you only kill them as a last resort.
Nah, Philly's boys is like, it's whatever's fastest, actually.
So if you don't want to die, you just turn yourself in.
So you come to them and go, please don't kill me.
That's the only way you're for sure not going to die.
Every moment past that, like if I have to go out to the parking lot to get you, I might shoot you out of annoyance.
It's cold out.
And they're allowed to because you're a fentanyl dealer, right?
It's like dead or alive.
It's like the old days.
It's like, we don't care how you get, how do you fix it?
Just fix it.
Dead or alive.
And there's kill count.
There's high scores.
The units, the divisions, they compete with each other for points.
And the ones that get the most, they get a cake.
Every month.
They get a cake and they get some free movie tickets and they get a $50 Amazon gift card.
Most skulls collected.
A lot of them are Venezuelan for some reason.
Indian.
Weird.
None of these people have Canadian passports.
It's very bizarre.
How Canada had such a problem with drug dealing all of a sudden and all of the drug dealers aren't Canadian.
Oh, that makes it even easier.
Hey, what do you guys think?
Should people that aren't citizens have rights or not?
Like, if they're just here fucking around, like, they're not one of our, like, we could, what do you guys, what if we just started killing them or something?
What do you guys think?
I mean, if they're really doing bad stuff.
I don't mean like for a speeding ticket.
I mean, they're like, oh, I'm running human trafficking ring.
I am raping people.
Oh, no, you're dead.
You're not.
You're dead.
You're absolutely dead.
Oh, but free speech and human rights.
No, no, that's for us.
That's for us.
Those are our rules in our house.
You're not part of our household, sir.
In fact, you're here illegally and you're killing people.
Ooh, that's bad news for you.
Philly's boys!
Nah, I've got a job for you.
Uh-oh, Phil?
Engage the unit.
We've got some work to do.
I believe we'll start with Vancouver.
I think they've suffered enough.
Apartment blocks, skyrises.
The tallest building!
I want you to start with the tallest building!
The highest apartment building!
The highest drug lord there is in this city!
He dies first!
And then you work your way down!
So the rats understand the direction with which the wind does blow to death.
And when that city is clean, down to the dumpsters of the needs.
In every corner store, every needle erased is a national advertisement with a kill count announcing the next installment of the hottest new reality show that everybody in Canada fucking loves to watch.
Season 2!
Phillies Boys hit Calgary!
And they're just gonna walk off the city!
And there's no one goes in!
No one goes out unless you go through these jet points.
Oh man, they got dogs and they can smell everything!
And if there's no right in the side of the road, they'll just kill you right there!
And kids are cheering, and the guys are high-fiving them, giving them candy bars, and they're like, I love the way you shot that cartel guy in the neck when he was begging for mercy.
And they're like, right on, kid.
And they give him a Philly's boys patch, puts it on his backpack, and he's the coolest kid in school.
Why can't we do that?
I don't see a single reason why we can't do that.
They're not even people.
They're, you know.
Ooh, MS-13.
Fucking kill them.
What are they going to do?
Oh, we'll shoot up a shopping mall.
Fucking whatever.
The only time.
I genuinely felt.
Oh, is entropy down?
That's gay.
When did this happen?
Thank you for telling me.
Is this a lie?
It's not a lie.
Wow.
Wow.
What's going on there?
Oh, this is annoying.
Please bear with us while we.
I said sign in.
what it means.
I'm trying to live out murderous fantasies that come Fine, we'll sign in with a different method.
Technology is so much more convenient and faster than RBI on Grant.
Ariathan is something under here.
There, entropy's back.
And Sagisia says a threats election next week.
Six parties to choose.
Who cares?
Like, we have no political impact or influence.
Like, it's just a waste of time.
You only have so much energy and time.
It's very important.
It's limited.
And it's like sand in an hourglass.
Literally.
Think about that.
Every time you're doing something, like, is this worth it?
I'm never getting it back.
If I can do anything with the next three hours, is this worth doing?
I'm just done with it.
I'm done with the, you know.
Oh, we're going to vote for this guy.
Oh, we're going to fuck more.
They're all shit.
That's all that anybody needs to know.
And when enough people understand that and realize that, but we'll just, you know, we have to build our own, our own parallel communities.
Me, you, everybody.
Who's up to it, who's capable, who can, I suggest it's probably a good idea.
I would say get a legal contractual agreement in place, first of all, because somebody's going to own the property or they're sharing it or they're splitting it, which is not, because there's going to be somebody's going to butt heads at some point.
There's going to be a problem.
If there's not clearly defined conditions ahead of time, like the fucking U.S. Constitution, you have to take it that seriously.
They go, what about this?
What about that?
And then go, okay, does everyone agree?
Because, right?
And if they do, then you're much less likely to have any problems because everybody knows what they were getting into.
But I've seen a lot of, you know, things like that happen where friends and pals, people want to start a business together.
They're going to do any number of things.
And it's like, oh, we'll just be cool with each other.
It'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.
It's never cool.
It's always not fine eventually.
And then everything goes fucking sideways.
So just ahead of time, you know, if you're going to do something like that, we're like, hey, why don't a bunch of us just kind of like click up, you know?
Because world's changed.
It's different.
It's not like it used to be.
This isn't the 80s anymore.
It's not safe anymore like it used to be generally.
And it's getting worse.
And it's opportunities are evaporating.
It was easier to live, think of it this way, earlier in Canada because the walls of the town as a metaphor were around everything.
Everything was contained.
It was all us in here.
There's nothing to worry about.
It's a huge system working for itself, comprised of us.
Everyone's got a role to play and a job to do to make it all work and good to go.
But that's changed.
And now there's all kinds of alien elements working for themselves.
Again, and shit, it's stuff.
Things that are supposed to be serving us are now failing us.
That's why.
So we can't rely on this system anymore to help us and be there for us because it's not for us anymore.
It's quickly evaporating.
So if we don't anticipate that ahead of time and create solutions or bypasses or whatever you got to do before they arrive, you're in trouble.
And I don't see any reason I think it's going to turn around.
So it's like if this is going to happen, would you rather be alone, isolated, living by yourself, surrounded in a scary situation, or would you rather be somewhere else, maybe not where you ideally want it to be, but hey, you're not alone at least.
And when people really stick together like that, it's powerful.
And other people get they want in on it and they crave that.
They want that back.
We used to have that.
We don't have that anymore.
We have a sense of ourselves.
Our communities are a need.
It's instinct.
So it's like, we got to go back to the basics.
We got to go back to the basics.
We got to go back to how it worked.
Micro, macro, before everything started to fall apart.
What did that look like?
What was that much?
Like, how did people do it?
Anyway.
Good luck.
that's the new Diagalon challenge.
Compound off.
Who wants to do that?
This is the listen, it's a new year.
I got a red that's matching.
I almost shaved this into a fucking mustache today, and I wasn't sure what kind.
Handlebar?
Don't know.
The classic?
Gingler?
There's a lot of options.
Inverse gingler.
That would just look crazy and weird.
I wouldn't do that one.
I would do the gingler.
I would do it just, you know, where it's like, it's pretty short, but it's right on the line where people aren't sure if it's like, is it just a really short mustache or is it a Hitler mustache?
I would do that.
It would just make everyone uncomfortable, which is hilarious to me.
Why do you think making people funny is hilarious?
Because it's just a mustache and you're squirming around like you're in pain.
It's funny.
Like, that's preposterous.
You know?
What if I painted my face too?
You're going to scream.
Oh, you are.
You are going to squeal and scream if I paint my face.
Wow.
Are you okay?
I'm just saying, as someone who's seen human beings explode in front of his eyes, like boom, boom, into particles and there's a boot left with a foot in it and people getting blown up by tanks and, you know, shit's blowing up.
I'm deaf without here now.
A tree has exploded because a rocket-propelled grenade killed it instead of me.
Thank you, Tree.
That was a close one.
You know?
And you're like, ah, what's that I don't like?
Like, you sound silly.
You know, there's much worse things in the world.
I assure you.
There's a lot worse out there than what you're concerned about.
You're basically a child.
And it's funny to mock, like, when you're not in on the joke, right?
Like, I know why I'm fine.
I'm doing it for me.
I'm like Andy Kaufman, right?
My dad introduced me to that guy.
It was like niche, high-level comedy, Kaufman.
I think you have to be empathetic and be able to put yourself in somebody else's shoes to appreciate it.
Because a lot of people didn't because they weren't in on the joke.
He didn't care.
He's like, it's funny to me.
Right?
Like, I'm having, ultimately, I'm having fun and living my life.
I'm not here to amuse you.
I'm not your pet.
Dance monkey.
No.
You know?
I like to make people laugh.
I like to make myself laugh.
Sometimes I do a little of both.
He was a troll.
He was one of the original trolls.
He would get into these characters and people would know if he was serious or not.
He's like slapping people and spitting on them, insulting them.
Comes in.
He's like, I got a broken neck.
Not real, real.
When he died, people thought he faked it.
They're like, and maybe he did.
I don't know.
It's something he would do.
I thought that was fascinating.
Like, that's crazy.
Like, this guy didn't give a fuck.
I didn't know that was an option.
I'm like, huh, you really can just do whatever.
And does it really matter in the end?
Like, we're all going to die anyway.
It's all going to like, right?
It's a funny thing that I've seen this kind of on social media lately that people have been saying in a couple of places where they're saying, you know, frustrated with like the conservatives or whoever, whatever country and go, why, like, just tell the truth.
Like, and they're saying things like, you know, you can just say things now.
I think that's the phrase.
You can just say things now.
Like everybody everywhere is openly saying all kinds of crazy shit.
Like it's all, it's wide open, boys.
Like you don't, all right, we got to be politically correct.
Everyone in your own comment section is yelling, yeet the jeets.
Okay, Pierre?
Like everyone.
Like, I don't know why you're scared or hiding, but, you know, you could just do things now.
And that's, that's, um, that's always been true, though.
That's the secret.
You know, you can.
You can just do things.
I know this because I've lived it a couple times now.
I would, I'd have an idea in my head of something that is like nobody around me is considering something like that because that's just wanna?
You know?
Most people told me.
Thank you.
Do you know what it's like to fill out your own will when you're 19 years old?
Sign here.
Tell us what you want us to do with all your stuff in case you die.
You might.
34% casualty rate right now, so she's fucking good luck, buddy.
It's basically Russian roulette.
Your dad, okay.
We have everything we go to your dad.
Like, you have to read that.
It's very sobering, and you're like, oh boy, okay.
I'm like, what are we getting into?
What is going to happen?
Anything could happen.
it's it's it's it's Thank you.
When you build something up in your head, especially if it's negative or bad, it's always worse than it is in real life, I've found.
And even if real life, the bad things are bad, it's almost like I felt like it was going to be worse than it was.
But there's a before period where it's all possible, but probably not.
Like it's something that could happen, but you're just, right now you're just sitting at home watching TV.
I think Goggins talked about this before.
He's talking about the SEALs, right?
He's just like, watch this advertisement.
He's a big fat fuck watching TV, Navy SEALs, and he's like, hmm.
You go from that to, holy shit, you're a Navy SEAL.
That's quite a thing to do.
That's something like you went from the guy on the couch to that.
Whew, you know, wow.
That's something most people are like, that's not even possible for me.
Yes, it is.
If you want to bad enough, because all those guys that do that, it's because they'll die before they give up.
That's what championship, like that's elite.
Those are winners, killers, the guys that get shit done.
The guys you want on your team, the ones you want to work with, you find the people that are like, whatever it is they're after.
Like, how hard are you going at whatever it is you're doing?
I do the bare minimum.
I collect enough to pay my bills and I drink most of the time and I'm getting fatter every day.
Like, okay, so you're not really content.
You're content, I guess, or you're having a good time.
I don't know.
Who's that guy, though?
That's my cousin, Kevin.
He lives across the street.
He looks half dead.
Yeah, he's like going real hard at whatever he's doing.
Some insanely difficult effort or some really like, wow, what a thing to attempt.
And as it's happening, it's like surreal.
Something that you've been thinking about and picturing for maybe years before it actually happens and comes true.
And you're like, Jesus, this is this is trees are exploding and bullets are ripping by your head.
You're like, okay, yeah, this is about what I figured it was going to.
And you're 20 years old, man.
Boo!
Oh, people explode here.
Cool.
You know?
How do you.
Like, we were kids.
19, 18, some of these guys.
Dealing with that.
I don't like a mustache.
It scares me.
Oh, man.
You're still traumatized with something that happened to you in fucking grade two, aren't you?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And then after it's over, okay, you get home.
First, there's this weird in-between stage.
You do the decompression stuff.
We went to Cyprus at the time and they just, they know you're going to go crazy and wild and get shit faced and maybe punch people.
And you're like, you're a little unstable.
You're just left an active war zone where it was kill or be killed every day for, you know, and they're not just going to send you home.
They did that.
They tried that before.
It didn't work out very well.
That's why we have legions and anyway.
Different laws on the books now.
There's that weird in-between stage where you're kind of like, you know, for a week or so, and then they send you home and then you land on the plane and there's everybody.
You're back at home.
It's the winter time.
There's your car.
You get back in it and you take your gear and they go, okay, see you later.
And you're just driving home in the middle of the night.
Like it never happened.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
My father was there and my cousin was there.
I got home.
I got in like one in the morning, something like that.
And these people were waiting for, you know, delays.
And it was supposed to, we were supposed to be in at like eight or nine.
And it was like, maybe it was later than that.
I don't think we made it out of there until real late, like three o'clock.
And it was like a three-hour drive back home.
I drove home.
I wanted to get back in my car so bad.
I had this brand new Impala SS I bought.
Why?
It was a $45,000 car.
It was at the time today probably $85,000.
And I was like, I'm probably going to die.
I might not.
I don't know.
I'm going to have a good time, though.
I could can, I'm going to regret it later, maybe.
I'm going to get my legs blown off.
I can't drive anything.
You know, I don't know.
So I had this sick car.
I missed it.
I had so many great memories in that car.
I remember driving home in the wintertime.
No, it wasn't winter.
It was the summertime.
It was the wintertime when I left.
It was a summertime, but it was dark, trees, green, like it completely, you would like rub your eyes.
Like it, you're, it, it's, it, the mind doesn't adapt properly right away.
Because in the old world, how we've been known to exist, to do, to travel that distance would take months on foot or something.
And you, that's a lot of time to think and process things.
This is like, bing, boom, you're in a fucking desert war zone and there you're, now you're in your bed.
Like, what the fuck was that?
Did that even happen?
How many of you guys felt that way?
I mean, you know it happened, right?
We all know that, but it's almost the disassociation is so extreme.
You're like, it's very bizarre.
But the point is, before any of that takes place, we were all just sitting on the couch watching TV, watching planes explode into buildings or something and go, I wonder what's going to happen.
What if this crazy scenario becomes my life?
I could have gotten a job at the same place my dad worked.
Easily, probably.
I could have done all kinds of things.
Like, no, I want to do this crazy thing.
And all these people are like, what are you, are you crazy?
Nobody at work seemed to think it was.
We were all like, let's go.
You know?
Everybody else was like, oh my God, no.
Can you realize that things that you used to regard as outside your work, like beyond you, you can't, you know, you're just you, right?
You're just whoever.
Trish, Gary.
sly.
You're just...
You're just you.
You don't do that.
What are you?
What are you?
No, you're just a regular person.
That's reserved for special people.
No, it's not.
Do something like that and you'll realize.
Oh, you can just do things.
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much.
It's like realizing like you're not on a track, hey?
You're not on it.
This isn't like a roller.
People, oh man, life's a roller coaster.
No, it isn't.
I mean, it is, but it's like you can go in any direction you want to.
Like, you don't have to go this way.
Yeah.
You can do crazy shit if you want to.
Why?
Then, like, as something to do, like, hey, let's, let's start.
I'm going to start unloading on the internet for my own amusement.
It does okay.
And it's like, oh, there's a decent sized little audience here.
What if, and I have no experience, I mean, I've done briefings and PowerPoint presentations and trained groups of like 50 men or you know, shit like this, but I don't, I'm not a, I've never done stand-up or anything like that.
Like, not really, not more than this ranting, half drunk in the barracks and, you know, front of nine guys.
You know what I mean?
That's fuck it.
I'm just going to do that.
I don't care.
I'm just doing it.
That's kind of frightening.
Yeah, it's a little wild because a lot of people will say, I mean, man, you got to do 15 minutes.
You got to entertain people up there for 15 minutes just on your wits, you know?
This is no joke, buddy.
Like, yeah?
Two hours.
Right out of my ass.
Boom.
What do you think of that?
Derek and Ferry had some too.
Ah, how do you think of that?
I have no script at all.
I'm literally winning it.
I don't care.
What if it fails horribly?
It could, but it won't.
We're just doing things now.
Nobody else would have attempted that.
Nobody else has tried.
Nobody else could.
Nobody else could.
You guys all got to be a part of that.
You guys, many of you.
And the ones that didn't, well, you're faking gay.
Until you finally show up to the next one.
I don't know.
We'll do another one.
There'll be something.
Until you show up.
I don't know.
You might be faking it.
You're probably a cirque.
Probably.
Probably a gay circulonian spy with a butt plug in.
Gary, check everyone for butt plugs.
Starting with yourself.
We got to make sure you're not one of these clones.
If Jenstein can clone CRJ sex dolls for everyone's strange needs, I'm learning everyone has.
There's no telling how many of you are clones.
Look how lifelike they are.
Like when he sends me these videos, I can't tell.
Is he sexually abusing the actual CRJ or is this just another sex doll?
It's impossible to tell.
So if that's the case, then that means any number of you, you could all be.
What if Jenstein is the only real guy in the whole place?
They're all clones.
No, Phil, you can't fuck them.
They're not sex robots.
He's just abusive.
They're clones.
Why does everything turn into sex robots?
I don't know.
People are gross.
Check everybody for that.
Anyway, we'll come back.
We'll do something.
We're going to be around.
But it was great.
I'm looking forward to getting the movie out.
And I said to Dan and the other guys, like, look, just to have it as a memory was worth it.
Like, memorial, like, we have a 90-minute, like, remember, remember when that happened?
Remember when we were like, fuck it, let's just do this?
Hey, hey, you can't.
And that was how they all reacted.
Did you notice?
Who's got the, who's, who's got the big dick around here?
You can't do that.
Watch me.
You're not allowed.
Fuck you.
Go to jail.
No.
You can't beat me.
Na-na-na-na-na-na.
Na-na-na-na-na.
You couldn't beat me at my worst.
You couldn't beat the worst.
You couldn't beat drunk fat me.
You couldn't beat him.
You're fucking done.
You're cooked.
That guy barely shows up.
Barely.
Nobody's home.
He's not even drunk.
Bro, he's drunk.
He's chugging beers and he's fatter than he's ever been.
Don't worry about him.
He should be easy.
Oh, he's worn plaid shirts two nights in a row.
Oh, whoopsie-doo.
Calm down.
He's got a beard in a motorcycle.
He's fucking logged.
It was ridiculous.
Ah!
Oh!
The wailing.
Oh, the wailing.
Where's all the bodies, Phil?
We must have killed thousands of people by now.
Where's Barbara Perry?
She's busy taking all the books out of the schools.
Desert.
What's the premise there?
Where's Texas?
This is great.
White Nationalist books planted in free libraries across Ottawa.
There's no, they don't say once what the books are.
They'd never, this, Dwight, Dwight.
Look at her, man.
Yeah.
*Ruby's cheering*
You know?
Of course.
What do you think she was going to look like?
A normal person?
Of course she did.
The book is written by an American known for publishing Nazi stuff.
Okay?
And it's just people going, I'm disgusting.
I can't believe I'm the police doing stuff.
It's like, what are you...
Big fat Barbara.
Oh, this is an old photo, Barb.
You're so much fatter than that now.
Come on.
It's touching verse name.
Shut up, Fatty.
Go walk somewhere.
No one cares.
It's not just offensive instranger.
Yeah, show me the bodies.
Show me all the death.
Because this has been me for years now.
I'm so dangerous.
It's the dreams.
Yep.
Let's see the death.
Let's see the damage.
Where's it at?
Is that going to be forthcoming anytime soon?
Yeah, that's a dude.
It might be a dude.
That's also common with the Cirque people.
You don't know.
You can never be sure, which is why Gary has to check butt plugs.
That's the real reason.
You know?
We try to hide our bigotry here.
No, we don't.
Why are you wearing butt plugs in public?
Who's offended?
How dare you?
Shut up, you freak.
Get away from me.
What's wrong with you?
Be normal, for fuck's sakes.
Anyway, Anastasia's going to...
From this, it includes the actual Communist Party.
Oh, yeah?
Why got Teng?
Why got Teng running in Ontario election?
Okay.
Vote Dilf.
Dagalon Imperial Liberation Front.
maybe we'll see how the compound off goes.
I didn't even get to that.
I got distracted.
I was supposed to be chilling.
Listen, it's the hottest new game show.
This is what we're doing now.
You can just do things.
Everybody's talking about it.
Everybody wants to do it.
And Philip can't wait to be your lord.
He's abusive and he's unpredictable.
That's what you want.
What's the building compound?
What's the building compound?
Those are ramparts.
Yes, they are.
Yes, it is a stone wall.
And yes, there are ramparts.
Why?
Fuck you.
Because I can.
Yes, that's a keep.
Yes.
Those are...
Those are air holes for ventilation.
Don't worry about those.
Why?
Have you looked outside?
When it gets raining, I bring a rumble.
I don't know about you.
I dress appropriately.
Season five winners will be awarded with a complimentary package of machine gun auto-turrents.
Complimentary of Phillips.
Philly boys.
Backlock weapon dimensions manufacturing.
We'll get bags of spiders.
And those that come third will be permitted to try again and not be executed.
Everyone else.
The leadership will be shot and the survivors will be recollectivized into the winning teams until there is only one.
Done.
Sounds, let's do that.
I'm only like 28% serious.
Which 28 is going to be up to you?
Intrusive thoughts is.
Have you seen Mike Dog?
Can we come compound?
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, we'll have to talk numbers.
You know, I got a couple of spots I'm looking at.
But, you know, I got to build something to live in somewhere.
Might as well.
My whole family's here, you know.
And this is the oldest part of Canada.
Like, this is ground zero.
This is where everybody got off the boat and went, ha!
All right.
Let's fucking go.
Off we go through the way.
So, fuck you.
I'm not leaving.
You leave.
You make me leave.
Fuck you, make me.
I'm going to arrange the buildings from space to look to spell that out.
Those are the barracks.
Those are the M's.
That's where all the troops, all the men live.
Sorry?
The Y is the communal live.
That's where the families live.
You know?
The F, you don't want to know what goes on in there.
We don't talk about that.
That's stop secret.
That's stay secrets.
And trust me, it's not.
Like, we have to, we have therapists for, like, it's.
Let's just move on, you know.
And the glass, the walls, they all have a broken glass on the top, you know?
That's an old Scottish trick.
You don't want the English sneaking in at night.
So they put broken glass all over the, you know, cats and.
Oh, bloody out!
Oh, here they come.
See?
Release the bees!
Like, we gotta have bees.
Killer bees.
Totally not Zio butt stuff, Zaynel.
Well, now, see, you sound defensive, so I think there is butt stuff.
He says, wet popping noise.
Thanks, Gary.
I have no idea how that got there either.
You didn't.
I feel like that's low-key advertising.
Like, you're trying to, you're trying to solicit attention from someone in the audience.
But again, I don't know how many of you are sex robots and how many of you are people, so I'm just going to let it ride for now.
Mr. Bullock says, all the new Canuck flags have replaced the Slava Ukraine ones.
Should they be trusted?
No.
No, they're NPCs.
You don't trust NPCs.
You don't trust NPCs.
And then stop getting mad at them, too.
Like, what did you guys expect?
Arrows on the floor, double basking.
Safe of the fact of fully vaccinated.
Now they're like, Slava Canada.
Of course they are.
Or they just clap for whatever's on the screen, dude.
Don't even listen.
Don't even pay attention to them.
You know?
Until they have to listen.
They have to earn the right to even be talked to.
Like when you're strolling through the lands and the kingdom, surveying the waste and the wreckage with your monocle.
It's the new Canadian aristocracy.
And you look upon the drones and their dead faces.
I got an iPhone.
You know?
You're just like, my God.
You find that one who's like this.
Like, he's might be short-circuiting.
You're like, oh, oh.
And then he sees you and you make eye contact and you're like, and he's like, you squint, he squints back, and then you kind of gesture this way and he's kind of starts slowly sneaking his way out.
You're like, okay.
We're going to slow down for a minute.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, get in the back.
The NPC is going, they're looking for Nazis.
Like, don't move.
They can't see us if we don't move.
Don't move a muscle.
We just carry on walking.
They go back to their lives and they don't know what happened.
But don't, don't bother.
Don't you people know what you're doing?
No, they.
And then you won't be able to hear the five people out of the thousand who have short-circuited and went, wait, where am I?
What's going on?
What's in my butt?
is happening you won't hear them over the oh oh oh We got to go into ninja mode now.
Because there's a lot of us and we're everywhere.
And we're just very, very quietly.
Hey.
Don't tell anybody.
I'm like, I know, I know.
I know the drill.
Don't worry about it.
It's like people sneaking out of a farm in like a fake horse costume.
It just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Like, what the fuck is going on over there?
Like, there's clearly seven men under that thing.
No, it's not.
Run, run, run.
They're onto us.
Make horse noises.
You know, thrill, throw them off.
You have to.
Listen, it's this or I go completely insane.
You guys want to see part of the tour movie?
This is what we got up to.
He's working on it.
It's going to be done soon, probably before the end of February.
Thanks.
We're going to host it on the Grift.shop for probably, again, like hundreds of dollars.
Like you're crazy.
It's called the Grift Shop.
And we've been talking about this for so long.
And people, I don't want to see it.
I'm like, yeah, now it's really going to suffer.
We're going to get kidneys.
We're going to get mortgages.
We're going to fucking take it all now.
Or it'll be like $50 out of it or something like that.
Check it out.
This is like a some of these clips are really good.
It'll be fun for you guys to check it out.
I'm glad we did it because it's a great memory to have it.
I'm really proud of everybody.
It's like the final poster, right?
Great job, by the way.
It's like we just made that happen.
That was something that was just an idea.
And then, oh, look, don't fucking tell anyone of us that we can't or can't do whatever.
Just depends on what we want to do.
Right now we're grifting this nightmare adventure.
It's two minutes long.
I'm right back after I grift for myself.
I mean, at least I'm honest.
I don't have advertisers.
I have fake advertisers.
Me!
Give us your money now!
More later.
Trigger warning.
The following.
No, it's on the wrong screen.
Go over here.
There's a trigger warning.
I must warn you.
Before the warning of the video.
Coming this summer.
No.
Coming probably, hopefully before the end of February.
Check it out.
Trigger warning.
The following film contains extreme bigotry and actual comedy.
It may not be suitable for soyboy faggots like me.
Not all persons and places in this film are real.
Some are from the imagination of a disturbed man on edibles.
Others are demonic AI voices conjured up by a disturbed goat on cocaine.
Others are satire for the purpose of mocking our enemies who tried to stop this film from happening.
Yours detention is advised.
Every day it's getting closer, going faster than a roller coaster.
Love like this will surely come my way.
Every day it's getting faster, everyone say go ahead and ask her, love like yours will surely come my way.
Hey, hey, hey, every day things a little longer, every way love's a little stronger, come what may, do you ever long for true love from me?
Every day it's getting closer, going faster than the rollercoaster, love like yours will surely come my way.
Hey, hey, hey, every day it's getting faster, everyone say go ahead and ask her, love like yours will surely come my way.
Thank you.
This is one of the YouTube videos.
The Diagalon Diagalon.
Diagalon Diagalon.
Diagalon stands against everything we stand for as Canadians.
Diagalon.
Diagalon is Diagalon.
That is one far right scary group.
Diagalon.
Thank you.
That's ridiculous.
They're so.
What was that?
That was just the Canadian government spurging over my imagination land.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can just do things.
Watch this.
And for my next trick, you know?
That's the official.
That's the trailer.
That's from Edgie.
That's great.
And there's one other.
This is a short piece.
We'll give you a little taste.
Oh, man.
What a ride.
What a ride.
What movie am I thinking of?
Goddamn.
What a rush.
I don't know.
It sounds like a big-time, big-city stadium rock show.
How many guys like to fuck chicks in the ass?
And it's actually pretty much the total opposite of that.
For instance, instead of stadiums, it's tiny little venues.
Or even just a gathering in the park.
Instead of big cities, it's mostly been the small towns down the highway from them.
Fucking redneck stronghold territory, I've been told.
This is probably the whitest place in Ontario since 1984.
Instead, great rock music, it's mostly just racism.
One, two, three, racism!
Welcome to the ridiculously named Road Rage Terror Tour.
A cross-country adventure from A far-right extremist group that believes some genuinely disturbing things.
I hate Indians so much.
It's unfucky real.
But if you ask them about them, it's just a joke.
Your Honor, this is a comedy.
So who's behind the terror tour and what is the actual goal here?
Millions will die.
Why call it that?
How is this trip actually being received in towns across the country?
Sold out!
And a question I ask myself.
How should we discuss things like this?
How much oxygen should the media give this kind of display?
Are we doing exactly what they want us to do?
Pretty much.
It's surprisingly easy to do, actually.
I really didn't think that you could just do things, but it turns out that you can.
Turns out that you can.
Who's excited to go to jail again?
Who's excited to...
Yeah.
What do you guys think?
Are you going to...
People threw an egg at me.
A crazy lady threw an egg.
Hundreds of people threatened their lives and nobody did a fucking goddamn thing.
So.
Oh, you're going to get arrested.
Yeah, fucking come do it then.
Nah, you're not going to do anything.
Fuck off.
You come to my town.
You're not going to fucking do anything.
Shut up.
You could have paid him for a ticket like anybody else.
Come on down.
Nah, nah, nah.
Who has $40 anyway, right?
Remember, some of them are complaining.
Antifa's complaining, like, oh, it's like $25 on a bus to go out there.
I'm like, oh, no, you'll have to ask your mom for fucking more allowance money.
That's terrible, man.
Good luck with your blog on Reddit.
Suck my dick.
Ah, yeah.
Oh, what are we going to make them do next?
What do you think?
Hmm.
Hmm.
What are we going to do next?
Hmm.
You don't want anything obvious, right?
You want to keep it shook.
You want to just keep being like, what the fuck are they doing now?
You want it to be a surprise.
I mean, now they know about the compound off.
Some people have a little head start, but I mean, you know, it wasn't on before.
Now it might be on.
It might actually be on.
It might be compound off.
There's some guys in Alberta that they have a very promising prospect like that that has potential.
I wish I had that here.
I'm kind of jealous.
I would buy that immediately if it was here.
Sucks.
It's a goddamn welfare swap.
All right.
Let's get through these and waste more time.
It's all a waste of time.
Every day it's a good and closer going.
They're all so mad, too.
Like, and we're just running.
There is an entire industry based around what we're doing.
Government agencies are funding it.
Go to anti-hate's website.
It's funded by the government of Canada.
Of course you are.
Re-professional re-ing is occurring all over the place.
It didn't stop anything.
No one cared.
It made no difference.
It was just artificial noise.
Nobody gave a shit.
Oh my God.
Hamilton doesn't stand for this.
Hey, bitch, how many people have been shot to death in your city this year?
I think people have more on their mind than what you find offensive on the internet.
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe clean that up.
Maybe clean up Murder Town first, you stupid whore.
Starting with your clown son, why don't you do that?
You can't even take care of your own family, Andrea.
So why don't you just fucking relax on what anybody should be doing, right?
You can't even raise a man.
You can't even raise one child for two.
You can't do that.
So why don't you just back off being in charge of the whole city?
Okay?
Okay.
Like the magnitude of responsibility is immense compared to, like, you couldn't do, you couldn't eat this much of your supper.
So why do you want the buffet?
Do you think?
Like, are you just greedy?
You jealous?
Yes.
You're an idiot.
And everybody else is paying the price because you're full of yourself.
Like, you're going to hell.
Like, you're going to be tortured.
You're a lazy, selfish.
You're a politician.
You're going straight in.
You are on the express lane to like, you are such a failure.
You know?
I think people like you exist to create that polarity between like good and horrible.
Because without that example, like how would you, how would you measure?
So you have to have these pieces of human garbage to go, oh, wow, you know, to really be able to measure and judge, take stock of things.
So good.
Good thing you exist.
Gary Schill says, Gary Schill's wet as butt.
Guys.
Oh, God.
I didn't watch the taste out of my mouth.
That was gross.
I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that.
He sends the minimum amount, too.
Right?
It's not even like he has any class.
This is the internet equivalent of somebody putting like a flaming bag of dog shit on your doorstep.
And expecting you to say thank you because it was funny.
You know what I mean?
It's like.
And I don't know if you're one of the sex robot clones or the original one.
I don't know if it matters anymore.
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
You hear me?
I'm glad.
I'm just glad I'm happy.
You deserve it!
Uncle Krieger Bear, finally some insanity.
Probably, probably not.
So it's been a minute since I've jumped in the chat with some updates.
Recent sources have supplied evidence that Zion, Baba, and Megatron are set to wed next year.
Megatron?
Who's Megatron?
Like the actual robot?
Or this is getting weird.
Here's the joining forces, the Zionists and the Decepticons.
It's the same.
It's the same group.
It's all just metaphors, man.
Bubba's currently nursing a back injury from sitting too long while watching his elderly father shovel.
That sounds personal.
All right.
Gary was right.
Zaynel, that's enough.
Bullocks, hand movements.
Good.
Magical.
Magical.
Cambi, this is a long time ago.
Andrew was down.
Thank you.
Spent over 48 hours in city emergency with our newly adopted daughter.
You just spent.
I can tell you, nothing makes me more thankful for this community and what we have in each other than seeing that we will win.
Thank you.
Newly adopted daughter.
Good for you.
Congratulations.
Lose views is looking forward to the Torah movie.
I'm hoping a minute.
You may be.
You might be.
There's, you know, hey, we warn people.
Why have to contact some people and be like, are you sure?
Because, I mean, we're like, oh, I don't care.
Put it in.
I don't give a fucking shit.
Okay.
Cambyses, yeah, we interviewed that.
Anastasia in Toronto is a registered communist.
Oh, I've read that one already.
Looks like getting vetted for an active club next week, except ladies.
Yeah, there's a few that.
There's some of that happening.
Some of these women's groups are.
I think it's necessary.
Like, we don't have to be together all the time.
Like, men need time to just be men in that environment.
And probably the same.
Well, I don't know.
Women tend to just kind of kill each other.
Don't they?
That seems to kind of happen.
From afar.
You know what I mean?
It's just like, I don't really know.
I don't understand woman society.
Like, I don't really get the rules.
It just, like, I'm far away.
Like, they don't understand man world at all.
How could they?
I'm just saying it's from the other side.
It's also very, like, we're also very perplexed.
And it's like, I don't know what.
Do they hate each other?
Are they friends?
I don't understand why.
Like, no, that's clearly aggressive.
That's passive aggressive.
She hates her, but no, but why are they hanging out all the time?
I don't understand.
What is this?
Now they're all ganging up on that.
Okay, that one's done something.
Now they're all, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Now she's dead.
She's out and plucking all her feathers out.
She's ostracized now.
Okay, I see what's happening.
It's way more brutal than brutal.
Men will just fist fight for 10 minutes.
Women are like, I will destroy your life.
I will create conditions that you will kill yourself to make the suffering end.
That's what I'll do.
And that's because you took their parking space or something.
It's just.
So I don't know.
Maybe they should.
And then we'll see what kind of leadership that produces.
You know?
That's what I want to see.
Who's the lady commander of the female sucking waffin?
You know?
I wonder who that will be.
Probably not.
Probably frightening on some level.
I mean, you have to be.
You got to rule with an iron fist.
You saw what they'll do.
Nice to your face, and then they're in a group chat about you talking shit.
I've seen it.
You know, I know what you're all like.
Swiss Dangles says, evening, late to the show.
How big of a super chat to get you to rock a stash?
I'm thinking about it.
I've never had one.
You know, my dad always had one.
It's going to be great.
You know, it's creeping up the face.
Like, we can't have that, you know.
I should maybe do it for money.
What you just suggested.
How big of a super chat?
I don't know.
I don't want to sell out like that.
But if I'm going to do it, it's got to be, you know, might as well get paid.
A thousand bucks.
I don't know.
You just brought back in a week.
Yeah, I know.
I'm ridiculous.
I'm being preposterous.
No, tell me.
I don't want to.
I'll do it if I want to do it.
You can't bribe me.
GB Max's Commie Carney was in Hamilton today, got maybe 1,200 people to turn out.
Yeah, it's fake.
No one actually supports any of these people.
There's just there's a stranglehold on the gates are all kept, as it were.
Because it's not real, right?
Oh, our democracy is not our democracy.
It's their democracy.
That's what they mean, right?
This isn't real.
You know?
How the hell are you like, this guy will be prime minister or that guy?
And it's like, nobody knew who you were 10 minutes ago.
And now all of a sudden you're running the country.
How does that happen?
Who are you?
Oh, another banker, lawyer, lawyer, banker.
Okay, interesting.
Weren't you just running the Bank of England and now the bank...
What are you doing here?
Who are you?
Oh, that's Mark Carney.
He's in charge now.
Okay, says who?
What?
You know, it's not real, guys.
Like, that's not how this works.
That's not the people producing their own leaders and like, this is the guy.
This is the girl.
These are the people we are.
This is the other way around.
All right, here's your new puppet retard.
And we're supposed to just go.
Yeah, 200 people.
I had more people show up everywhere I went than that.
I am literally more popular than Mark Carney.
People paid to see me.
He couldn't get to show up for free.
Less than 200 people were interested in seeing Mark Carney in Hamilton.
I had nearly 600, over 550 some people in Hamilton.
And they paid money to be there.
And that was just big.
We couldn't get a bigger room that that was the biggest one we could get.
So what's that like?
What's it like getting mogged by this?
Look at this.
This is just beating your ass in.
And they get so crazy.
There are people.
They lay in bed at night and they have to think about it, right?
They have to hear about it.
It gets in there.
And they're not mentally strong people.
It bothers them.
They go fucking crazy.
They start doing crazy, more insane things.
They lose more credibility.
More people go, what the hell is wrong with you?
I laugh.
You know, it's great.
It's a good system.
It's a good system.
We got.
Just mentally abuse them until they go insane.
Like they're trying to do it to us.
We just do it back to them.
And these, these very like shenanigansly ways.
Could have just fought it out, but no, you wanted to fuck around.
So let's fuck around.
Intrusive thought says, My compound will have psychic emitters.
Everything you see, hear, and know about it is a psyop.
It's a retroactive reality cascade.
We need more of those.
We do need retroactive reality cascades.
That's what we need.
We've always needed that.
I don't know how we didn't think about it sooner.
All right.
Two hours already.
Good.
Good God.
What do you guys want to do?
I have some thoughts.
I have some doubts.
Oh, what happened?
Give me the story back.
I'm going to do that later.
Fuck off.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I'm mentally preparing to end this later.
I have to rearrange some of these windows.
Here's a great one.
I'm just going through some of the some stuff I had.
Speaking of you can just do things.
The power of your head is insane.
Like, it still sucks.
It's still very difficult and physically painful.
Like, all of that's still true.
But it can be done.
And if your mind is in the right place, you're motivated.
Like, you've chosen, like, you don't start at zero and do something impossible.
You have to work towards.
You just start going that way.
What's the first obstacle?
What's the first thing I could do to get closer to that?
And then the next thing, and then the next thing, and then the next thing.
And then you're halfway there.
You're like, fuck, I'm getting there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And some people are just, they've always fascinated me.
They've just had this mindset of they'll just do anything.
There were some guys I worked with that would like climb, like this guy, one of my roommates in the, in the special boys unit, he, uh, he would climb mountains for fun, like on his days off.
Like when I'm on vacation, I was playing video games and trying to get laid, you know, and like not, not climbing Mount Kilimanjaro.
That's what he did.
I think he's, I think he's beaten them all.
I think he's done Everest.
He's done like just.
Because he really wanted to, right?
Like that's what he wants to do.
And like that will, that drive is just.
If you can find what that is and apply it to something you want to do, you're unstoppable.
Like you'll either die or you'll do it.
This story is mental.
I've never heard this before.
One of the top comments is the stuff you can do when you don't know the rules is amazing.
Yeah, you can just do things.
Like you don't have imposed limitations.
Like you're not thinking about, well, most people can only do this.
You don't even think about any of that.
You just do it.
Just go until either you finish or you're dead.
Like, oh, this hurts.
Yeah, but whatever.
That was a few seconds ago.
Now it's a different, painful few seconds.
It'll be over eventually, right?
This guy just shows up and crushes a marathon in the most unlikely of the circumstances.
I've never heard this story.
I hope this isn't like an AI fakery.
I don't think so.
I think I checked a few places.
It does seem to be real.
So check this shit out.
At the start of one of the world's toughest ultra-marathons, a 540-mile trek from Sydney to Melbourne, a farmer showed up dressed in overalls and galoshes over his boots.
When reporters asked who he was, he replied that his name was Cliff Young.
He was 61 years old, and sometimes he ran for three days straight chasing sheep on his farm, so he was confident he could run the five days needed to cover the distance.
The other participants were elite runners from all over the world, sponsored by major sports brands, most of whom were under 30. Runners typically ran for 18 hours and slept for six to cover the distance.
However, it was discovered the day after the race started that Cliff Young had run through the entire night without sleep.
Five days, 15 hours and four minutes later, he finished first in this grueling race, beating his nearest competitor by 10 hours.
He admitted that he didn't even know runners were allowed to sleep during the race.
Cliff declined the $10,000 prize money and shared it among the next five runners who finished after him.
He became an Australian national hero and a true icon of ultra-marathon running, exemplifying how determination, perseverance, and unconventional thinking can overcome any physical challenge.
Iron Will is right.
That is crazy.
Like, this is what I'm talking about.
This kind of guy, if he wanted to be an astronaut, he'd be an astronaut.
He would have done anything he wanted to do.
He just wanted to be a sheep farmer.
And that day, he felt like running for five straight fucking days.
And he thought they weren't allowed to stop.
That's why he didn't stop.
He thought those were the rules.
Why they said, yeah, the things you can't do when you don't know the rules are made.
Imagine if nobody told you, right?
In the U.S. Army or the military, they have Delta Force.
And Delta Force finds you.
You don't really apply for Delta.
They come to you and they invite these guys.
And their selection is like, I think it's like a week long or something like that, or maybe a little longer.
But it's by yourself.
You're entirely alone the whole time.
And it's just a grueling navigation exercise of covering like mountain ranges.
And it's pretty intense.
And you're completely by yourself.
You know, every so many 20, 30, 40 kilometers, I don't know.
There's somebody there like, okay, here's your next point.
See you later.
And they just leave.
You good?
You need medicine?
Okay, see you later.
Bye.
Fuck off.
Completely on your own.
So there's no one to motivate you.
There's no one to demotivate you.
It's just you in here against your mission, which is get to the next point as fast as you can.
how long do I have?
They don't tell you.
Am I on time?
They don't tell you.
Am I late?
They don't tell you.
Am I failing?
They don't tell you.
Am I winning?
They don't tell you.
Just go to the next point.
And the guys are like, well, I must still be okay because they haven't stopped me.
I'm still going.
So I must be, you know.
And it's over.
They don't tell you when it's over.
How long is this going for?
Days and days and days and days and days.
Days and days and days.
They lose like 20 pounds.
You know, they're just fucked, you know, not sleeping because they don't know.
Like, I don't know how much time I have.
They said, as fast as possible, you'll try and get a couple hours here.
They have to.
One guy I heard talking about it.
He said he got, I don't know, whatever point.
He was just cooked, you know, near the top of a mountain, basically.
And he's like, I'm done.
I can't, I can't do it.
And he's like, I started crying.
I was like, fuck, you know, like to come that far to fail, you know.
And then he's like, and I realized to quit, I have to turn around and go back to the last point, which is just as far away as the next one anyway.
I got to go 20 kilometers back that way.
Like, nobody knows.
I'll just sit down and when I don't get to the next point in a day or two, they'll probably send a search rescue.
I'll be sitting here for days.
It's faster to just keep going.
And then I'll quit when I get there.
And he got to the next point.
He's like, fuck it.
I'll do another one.
I'll quit at that one.
And he's like, fuck it, I'll just do it.
then eventually it was over.
That's how they find their people.
They throw them in the shark tank in the icy cold water with nothing but their wits and their mental and like swim.
Let's see how long you can do it.
All by yourself.
Nobody's there to help you.
Nothing.
Just you.
You're you in your own head and your own thoughts for days and days suffering, you know.
So when you get guys on the other end of that that complete, you know, they make it, they feel like you could be pretty sure that guy is pretty mentally solid.
That is a tough fucking guy to stop from doing what he sets, like what he wants to do.
And those guys, people like that can do whatever they want.
Um, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, When you convince yourself something is true or possible, then it's like, those are the rules, that's how it is.
And you've got society and the bad guys saying, these are the rules and this is how it is.
And people accept them.
I say, no, I don't accept that.
That's not true.
Fuck you.
You're not allowed to think that.
I think it.
You're not allowed to do that.
I did it.
You're not allowed to say that.
I said it.
You can't do that.
I did it.
What are you doing?
Complaining about it.
Who's winning?
Why did so many people in Catalan see the beast right now?
It's such a mystery, you know?
Because I got the planes exploding.
That's big news now.
This was...
I did.
Let me find the right mass murderer here.
I'll see you in a second.
Is this him?
Yeah, this is him.
Pablo Escobar.
Okay.
Maybe it was this guy.
I think he killed people for Pablo Escobar.
Yeah, great.
What am I getting at?
You'll see.
So, again, I have another YouTube channel.
I might try and do something with it.
Like non-political stuff.
Just some anything else, really.
Or, you know, pretty PG-friendly, you know, not going to ruffle any feathers, really.
Just for the sake, just to, you know, A-side, B-side, you know, kids' table, adults' table.
Why not?
Why not do that?
And you're like, well, you know, you're bad.
You're not allowed on YouTube.
You're so evil.
You're just against our, you're against the, you don't conform to our community guidelines.
Okay, fine.
And there's, there's been some shit on YouTube that has not, that is apparently fine for their community guidelines.
I'm sure we all know what I mean.
You're like, that's okay.
All right.
You guys have some weird morals.
But how would you feel if you were watching a video about hitmen for some reason?
And one of them, Popeye is his nickname, kills hundreds of people as a contract, Hitman, a psychotic murdering lunatic.
He also has a YouTube channel with millions of followers, though.
He's loud.
Popeye can stay.
Popeye is a valued member of the...
Does he have one of your silver plaques, YouTube?
Does Pablo Escobar's hitman, Popeye, have a YouTube plaque?
Is he hanging out with the plant?
Like, what exactly are your community, like, what standards do you have, if any?
I'm sorry, I'm too...
Yes, I know, I know.
No, but literally, I'm not making this up.
There's, there's, and I, and it's still there.
Now, Popeye has since removed all of his content.
I don't know what's happened.
Legal problems, I don't know.
Maybe Trump's after him now.
But it did exist, and it still does.
And you can still see the channel, and he's got like 1.9 million f ⁇ ing subscribers.
Of course he does.
Popeye killed more than 257 people and organized the killings of 3,000 more.
Atta boy, Popeye.
Get him.
He killed hundreds of people.
This isn't the most interesting part, though.
So, so Popeye here only did 23 years in prison.
No big deal.
Killed fucking thousands of people.
And when he got out, he started a YouTube channel, as you'll see.
He's very successful.
He's doing very well.
Talking about his career as a mass-murdering hitman for the cartel.
That is fucking for YouTube's community guidelines.
If you want to go check, I don't know when he's coming back, but I'm sorry, 1.19 million.
Whoops.
Look at the banner photo of his fucking page.
It's a close-up of his eye, the eyes of a mass-murdering hitman.
YouTube is fine with this.
Totally fine with this.
August 1st, 2015.
Not a single fucking channel strike, I bet.
Not one.
Popeye is a valued member of the team.
How much money has he made for YouTube with his million?
How many views has he had?
How many views did Popeye get?
Some of those videos.
What's this?
There's a post from three years ago.
Is this explaining?
Esto si soluntia facir.
Yeah, he's done.
Ti le comprasu parte.
Yeah, see, I'm turning Spanish.
I really think so.
Le exposé de jón, juaro vio.
Whatever the fuck.
Unreal.
So I just wanted to put that out there where I'm like, I may soon, sometime periodically in the future, attempt to post totally harmless shit on YouTube.
And if it if it doesn't hold up, I just wanted you to remember that Popeye, hey, whenever Popeye's ready to come back and make more videos about murdering people, he's fucking more than welcome in Susan's YouTube community anytime he wants.
Me, not so much.
I couldn't make it to, I get to 10,000 if I'm lucky and it nuked.
I mean, 17 channels.
No, no.
Popeye.
Oh, we miss Popeye.
If only Popeye would come back to making content.
Right, YouTube?
You fucking believe this shit?
Popeye!
Popeye's gonna be okay.
And this was just something I thought needed to be out there in the world.
Where do I find it?
It's important.
I mean, it makes a lot of sense in retrospect.
Why not?
No, did I lose the fucking I'm I It's very important I find it, though.
It's about, it could be about Philip.
This is interesting also.
I didn't know.
Has anybody else seen this?
Well, I'm here.
Speaking of ancient history.
Now a new book is verifying the long-held suspicion that quite pretty obviously something went sideways here.
Murder of General Patton in the World War, at the end of World War II, unearthed diaries of an assassin for the OSS, the forerunner of the CIA revealed that American Spy Chiefs wanted Patton dead because he was threatening to expose collusion with the Russians that cost American lives.
Yeah, you were working with the communist Russians and the Bolsheviks who were mass murdering lunatics.
That was alarming to him and many other people when they discovered the true nature of what they were working with and went, oh, this is mass evil is what this is.
And so they murdered him because he wanted to go to war with the Soviets.
He's like, we got to fight them now before they become too powerful or they're going to take over the world.
And George Patton, who, you know, accurately, you know, I mean, they didn't take over the world, but they threatened to.
And the Cold War went on for a while, didn't it?
That was a little bit of a thing that could have been avoided.
But, you know, for some reason, the powers that be, they liked come.
They wanted that to.
That was the, we had to pick a team, right?
We had to pick a side.
So we picked, you know, because the Germans were killing some people.
So we had to side with the people who killed 2,500 times more people.
They killed 67, 80 million.
We don't know.
I mean, I mean, they're obviously really good at it.
So we're going to side with them.
Anybody knows how to mass murder people?
It's that Stalin guy.
Hey, he's got it down to a science.
He invented the prison labor death camp squad.
You heard of Siberia?
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
I can't believe I've lost this ancient historical document.
I was telling Morgan about it.
Unless it's this.
Nope, that's not it.
Damn it.
Phil, what did you do now?
Because people need to know about what you've done.
Talk about the jet crashes.
Netanyahu's threatening to attack Iran openly in the papers.
He's like, yeah.
And we're just going to get Trump to do it for us.
He'll fight the war for us.
He's just openly talking like this now.
That's how far up the administration's ass the Israelis' hand is that they're just saying whatever they want and no one cares.
No one's even, oh, that's probably not a thing.
I'm going to see if I can find this now because I'm sure.
I need to find the story.
What the hell was it?
Yeah.
2013, is that how new it was?
2019.
2019.
That's not the right one.
This one might be 20, 23. The point is, for some reason, the Pharaohs, they were doing a lot of blow, apparently.
How did cocaine and nicotine end up in Egyptian mummies?
That's the headline?
That's a great question.
I mean, I don't really know how that could have happened.
How do you guys think that may have happened?
Is there any possibility of maybe someone interfering at any point in time?
Anything you want to say, Phil?
Does this look familiar?
Do you recognize anybody in this photo?
What about this one?
Does this look like anything-any- No?
Nothing.
Nothing's coming up at all.
What about this one?
What's that?
Nothing is coming back to you at all.
You don't know.
That's you!
It's obviously you!
You can catch him red-handed, and it's like, no, the gaslighting is unbelievable.
You know what?
Where do you think I learned it from?
You can just do things.
Where do you think I learned it from?
I've gone quite mad here.
Yes.
Yes, Philip.
Yes, we will release the bees.
I see stories.
I see stuff like that.
I just blink and I'm like, I don't even, I don't even want, like, I don't even want, You're just like, what, how, why?
Everything's too fucked as it is.
It's already too much.
Reality is already too much.
I don't need to add more confusing variables that don't make any sense.
Did you know that mummies were doing below?
Shut up!
Shut up.
It's already too much.
Let me get past level two before you start throwing coked up mummies at me.
What?
Now it's thousands of...
You're going to find an Amazon delivery van buried under the Sphinx full of packages of cocaine addressed to the Pharaoh.
You're going to be like, what is going on?
You know, it's not up.
It's not that preposterous.
If I told you 10 or 15 years ago, you'd turn on the TV.
We're like, let's see what the state of the union is.
Let's check in on the Americans.
I wonder what America looks like in the future.
We're going to war with the cartels.
We're going to go in.
We're going to go in everywhere that they are, even places that they're not.
We're going to go into the swamps.
We're going to go into the towns.
We're going to go into their bedrooms at night.
We're going to kill everybody.
We're going to kill everybody that even looks like them, quite frankly.
Everybody.
A lot of people are saying, why don't we just kill them?
And I thought that's a great idea.
I don't know why anybody hasn't done it sooner.
We've got a great military.
We've got a huge military.
It's sitting around.
It's not doing anything.
It's quite stupid.
It's really stupid.
It's a waste of money and time.
And if you're going to have it, I say use it.
I think we use it right now.
I think we destroy the cartels.
What do you think about that?
What do you think, angry salivating mob of maniacs?
That's right.
That can't be real life, is it?
Yeah, it is.
Yep.
So, yeah, there could be an Amazon van full of coke.
Shut up.
You don't know.
Nobody knows anymore.
Look at this.
This shouldn't be the thing either.
There's no rules anymore.
There's no rules.
Did she get it?
We're in the machine now.
Like, we found the box.
We found it.
It's over.
All the wires, the buttons, we're just pushing, pulling, unplugging.
Look around.
Look outside.
Does anything make any sense anymore?
You think that was an accident?
You think that just manifested on its own?
Whose hands are really on the controls after all?
Who's really in charge?
Who?
Who are they talking about in Parliament?
What was...
That's right.
No, you only...
Do you feel in charge?
I mean, they need a pay raise, though.
Listen, they give and they give.
They're politicians, okay?
Now, you might be wondering, like, when am I going to be able to afford groceries?
I just didn't realize everything's been quiet lately.
The volume's all jacked up.
When is fuel and live?
When am I going to be able to live without wanting to die?
When will the crushing anxiety of the stress of just trying to survive data, when will that be alleviated?
Well, we don't really have time.
We're giving ourselves a pay raise.
We're going to repeal the election date because that's stupid, right?
And we need to make more money.
How much more money?
Well, I'm glad you asked a lot more.
Members would be able to opt out of the increases.
I'm sure they will.
The panel recommended that the annual base salary of members rise from $115,000 to $89,000.
The average income in Nova Scotia, by the way, is $67,000.
So substantially, they already make quite a bit more than the average person, but it's just not enough, Phil.
It's not enough.
Prostitutes are expensive.
You know, drugs, the boo, and we need more money.
We need more money.
The Nova Scotia government says we need more for ourselves.
We need to pay ourselves for the privilege of our leadership.
Yeah.
But, you know, but then we've got the feds, too.
How do you like them?
They're giving, they figure, I think I'm worth 4% this year.
See, they do 3.9% like it's APR financing.
Like it's like they're selling you something.
So because 4% looks worse, doesn't it?
3.9 is basically, it's 4%, but it doesn't mentally sound as bad as 4%.
Why do you think they sell things at 9.99?
Because 10 is an extra digit.
It feels like more.
And it's really only a penny less.
And that elicits more acceptance, more sales, right?
So they're like, how much money should we give ourselves?
I say 4%.
Actually, that's a little bit too much.
I say 3.9%.
That's what we'll do.
That way they'll think it's a deal.
Responsible, common sense pay raises.
3.9%.
Every year.
Every fucking year.
They think they need about another $7,900 a year for the backbench.
So the no-name nobodies that are just sitting there going, I'm a politician.
They need another $8,000 a year.
The ministers, but they're more important special boys.
And again, they need that every weekend in Vegas.
They're getting an extra $11,600.
The prime minister, who's made more on stock options and phony business deals and totally pilfering and robbing this country.
Oh, an extra $15,000.
He probably lost that to child prostitutes gambling somewhere in the Mediterranean, and he doesn't even remember it.
I don't think that's even going to bother him.
You know, what do we get here?
Oh, ministers already make $299.
So $300K.
Like when I tell you that they're all millionaires, do you think I'm being facetious or I'm just exaggerating?
No, they're all millionaires.
How many years do you have to be a professional politician making hundreds of thousands of dollars?
You have sat.
Oh, man.
You can claim everything, your expenses, your travel, your hotels, your food.
Like, you don't even have to spend very much of your own money.
I know this because I used to have a government job in the military, and that's how it works.
You just bill everything to the taxpayer.
It's official government business.
Gas is covered, food's covered, lodging's covered, and everything they do is government business.
So they're getting paid six figures, you know, 200K, 300K.
They don't really spend very much of their own money.
They're landlords now.
They've got a chain of Airbnbs.
They're doing nice.
They're doing well.
They're doing good.
And they need a pay raise.
They need more money.
Four in five Canadians oppose the pay raise.
Oh, but this is our democracy, see?
So when an overwhelming majority of people think that you don't deserve a pay raise, the thing you do is give yourself one because otherwise it would be a threat to our democracy or something like that, right?
Here's Evan Balgord with an update on how much cum he's swallowed.
You know, let's just move along.
Like, nothing's happening.
Unbelievable.
They deserve it, you know?
And how much are they really stealing?
I've, I'm, one good thing that's come out of this Trump circus down there is that maybe, maybe, because they poked at something, they poked at a festering wound that has been there for a long time.
And it's so disgusting.
And it's right there.
And if you just poked on, it'll just, whoa, look at the rot, look at the slime that spills out of that.
And Elon was like, what are you spending the money on?
Where is it going?
Trillions of dollars have been basically stolen $4.7 trillion in untreasury payments from the Treasury.
Like the amount of money that has just been thrown away into nonsense, it's unimportant.
No human mind is capable of comprehending that number.
$4.7 trillion in disbursements.
That's just what they can't trace.
So when I say that we're slaves, and this is America, this is not unique.
This is every country this is happening in.
Canada started destroying its records when this started happening in the United States.
Like, oh, global affairs is burning and shredding records of payments to NGOs and foreign, you know.
Gender queer studies for Pakistan, $200,000 a year.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're just losing all those receipts, apparently.
Wonder why.
Like, when I say that they're just stealing, they're just stealing.
That's what I mean.
How can this happen if they're not corrupt?
If there's not an overwhelming rot of corruption in the halls of power, then America is, oh, we're the land of the free and we're the most powerful.
You're the lead henchman.
You're the most rotten and complete.
You're a zombie of yourself.
Being puppeted by Benjamin Netanyahu, puppeting your half-dead corpse around, pilfering your pockets and stabbing you in the kidneys while he does it.
Go step on those people over there.
And you wander over there and knock over some buildings and kill some people.
And then, ah, he's collected money, stabs you a few more times.
All right, over here now, idiot.
Trillions of dollars.
Wow.
And they're just getting into it.
It started with the USAID scandal, and now it's like, wow.
They've also discovered over 20 million Americans over the age of 100 are collecting Social Security.
12 million people are included in this bracket who are over 120 years old.
So there's Civil War veterans collecting pensions.
The table broke down.
Like some of them are 160 years old.
Like obviously this isn't true.
So the amount of fraud, I mean, it's every, there are so many people just stealing.
It's fucking insane.
It's it's almost mind-boggling that anything still works.
That's that's how crippling it is.
It's so bad.
Basically, you have to assume anyone in a position of authority is crooked in some way.
Someone, either they or someone immediately next to them is stealing somewhere.
That's wild.
And there's probably people who are like, oh, that's not true.
I'm like, oh, I bet it is.
I bet if we took a stick and poked that weird-looking bubble in your office, I wonder what would fall out of your walls.
What kind of slime is going on in there?
Imagine if we imagine auditing the government, which is essentially what they're doing.
And I think they're just getting started.
And there's one thing people don't like more than anything.
It's finding out that they've been getting stolen from.
That's really, they really don't like that.
Everyone understands that.
Everyone understands the concept of I'm going to take from you without you knowing.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Now, your life is harder and mine's awesome.
I'm stealing from you.
Everyone knows that scenario.
That's very easy to understand.
So, what happens?
Keep it coming.
Keep it coming, Elon.
I'm enjoying it.
I can't wait.
Trump's threatening to annex the country again.
It's good.
Here's a video booked on people in authority positions again.
Just to well, there's this one and there's another one I found where this guy.
I should do this one first and then the other one.
This one was on Instagram.
I just said this.
And again, it's not, if you just think about it, there's some things that just seem to be true.
I'm not special.
There's lots of people that come to these.
Here's another one.
But, you know, he explains it in a slightly different way than I did, but maybe it'll resonate more with people.
It's much shorter and easier and more brevity.
And he's clearly not mentally challenged like I am.
So he's not dressed like a supervillain, so it might be easier for you.
Become like a full emotional adult.
Those are rare.
It's rare for men and women.
It's true.
It's like chronological age has absolutely nothing to do with emotional or psychological age.
And most of the people who are walking around, despite what their driver's license says, are probably between 8 and 12 years old.
Yep.
But if you accept that that might be true, the rest of society starts to make a lot of sense.
You certainly can't begin with the assumption that people are just virtuous and mature.
Why would the world look the way that it does?
If you go the other way around, a lot of things make sense.
Not all beautiful women are nuts, but those women tend to have very strong male figures in their life.
Fathers and brothers who were able to tell the woman the truth and bear her hatred, bear her insults and her criticism and her emotional outbursts because it was the kind of like the right thing to do, not just from the perspective of some vague virtue, but for her, it's the best thing to do because now she can become like a full emotional adult.
Those are rare.
It's rare for men and women.
It's true.
It's like chronological age has absolutely nothing to do.
Everyone's a child.
Can't do hard stuff, like I said.
Heavy challenge.
Nope, can't do it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable.
It must be bad.
So don't offend anyone.
Don't upset anyone.
Don't even tell your sister or anything.
Like, yeah, that's.
Don't upset them.
Don't upset anyone.
Everyone's a special snowflake and everyone's right all the time and everybody's feeling right.
That's worked out really well, hasn't it?
An excellent, excellent path to go down.
We've never been better.
Never been better.
That's Brampton.
Where's our...
We've...
Bloody fuck you, Bloody!
It's what it is.
It's here.
It's coming closer.
It's Brampton.
Hey.
Where else would it be?
Let's check in on Brampton.
Oh, a woman's being robbed in broad daylight just out of the blue.
Yeah, just because why not?
Yeah, you know, middle of the day, why not?
Place is doing well.
Brampton's awesome.
You know?
We better warn people about the terror tour.
Ignore the screaming women outside and the violence and the killings and the robberies and the abductions.
We got to...
He's mean to me.
I'm scared.
I want people to make him go away from me.
Ignore Gotham City outside.
That's just another day.
I mean, who cares?
He's got a red suit on.
We've got to get him.
Yeah, throw her shit away.
Got all the valuable stuff.
You don't need that purse, whatever that was.
Yeah, just driving away.
Yep.
Just another day.
Good stuff.
That's why Trump really wants Canada.
I don't think people really get that.
It's like there's not really anything here that he wants.
But we need our Indians.
We love our Indians.
We need to have more of them.
And quite frankly, I don't think we have nearly enough.
I think we could have quite a few more.
I think we could have a lot more, actually.
And Canada's right there.
Nobody's defending Canada.
Canada has one thing that I need more than anything, and that is a lot of Indians.
They've got millions of Indians, maybe billions of Indians.
One thing about the Jeet Hive, they call it up there, is you don't know.
There could be 10, there could be 25, there could be 25,000.
You open the door, and there's 45 people living in the room.
It's amazing.
I've never seen anything like it.
Wow.
Incredible.
It's absolutely incredible.
We're going to take them.
We're going to annex Canada and we're going to have so many Indians.
It's faster.
It's faster than importing them from Amritsar.
That's what Pierre wants to do.
Because he's a nationalist now.
He's Canada first now.
So he's going to make sure everybody to try and get a direct flight to Amritsar.
Every day.
More Indians.
He's getting fat again.
Look at that.
Look at the belly.
Malaysia, Italy, UK, UAE all have...
I mean, we can't expect these Indians to like, what are they supposed to do?
Have a layover in France?
Come on.
Pierre, these are, this is India.
These are Indians, okay?
They're right, okay?
I agree.
How do they not have direct flights?
This is bullshit.
They have to stop in Japan and for, what the fuck?
They should be coming directly from the source.
We're losing the purity of our Indians.
They're not pure.
They're being contaminated.
There's no dire.
They're all getting pure Indians in these other countries.
They're getting direct.
They don't even shower.
They still smell like the Taj Mahal trash pile that they came from.
They just, it's pure.
It's from the source.
We're not bleeding.
We're losing.
We're losing possible more jeetery.
It's being diluted.
You know, they're losing some of that panache, some of that zeal, some of that spirit, all those extra arms and whatever.
they're losing some of it.
They left a little bit of it behind because they didn't have a direct flight.
It took too long.
This is literally his campaign right now.
This is what's important to the Conservatives.
The Indians have layovers in France, and that's unacceptable.
They need direct flights.
Tell me more.
I can't wait.
Tell me more.
But somehow, our government in Canada has failed to secure us a direct flight in our open skies agreement.
Us.
What?
So I've already begun working with India, with Air Institute.
I bet you have.
I can't believe.
Wow.
What a hero.
Yeah, with Air Canada, and we're going to clear the way.
Our mission is to get a direct flight for Canada's crowd punjab.
Hey, Pierre, you know what would have been cool if you had gotten flights anywhere for the unvaccinated people?
Remember when they weren't allowed to fly anywhere because they were dirty?
And now you're fucking campaigning to get a direct flight because the Indians, oh, it's taking too long.
I have to spend the night in France.
This is bullshit.
I got to do a layover in Frankfurt.
What?
Wow.
Nice belly, by the way.
I thought this was the new.
Oh, he's jacked now.
Look at, dude.
You see how that's rounded out?
He's sucking it in, too.
He's probably, I think he's wearing a compression shirt.
Look at his face.
His neck has disappeared, guys.
He's getting fatter and fatter.
It's awesome.
This stress eating.
Eat it up, little boy.
Eat it up, you're a boy, you boy.
You boy.
He was the smart one.
He was the strong one.
You boy, Eli.
He wants to go.
We want common sense mass immigration.
We're bringing in too many people.
We need to only bring in a quarter million a year.
You know?
Like a city.
When I first started, my first YouTube video was about this.
They wanted to update.
I think it was like 300,000 people.
And this was 2000, I don't know.
I want to say 12, 13, 14, maybe something like that.
Thank you.
That's a city.
That's a city.
That's like the size of, it's a Halifax regional, like, that's, that's a small city or a medium in Canada, a medium-sized city.
So what does it take to support a city of people?
Because as we had at the time, did we have enough doctors, jobs, homes, cops, maintenance workers, power, trash removal services?
Can we facilitate another entire city of people who are just, they're not bringing any of this with them.
They will be added onto the grid we already have.
And you're going to do this every year, forever, and the number is going to keep going up and up and up and up and up and up and up.
And they think this is an improvement.
We're only going to bring in a city of Indians every year.
So in the first four years, it'll just be a whole million people.
A million.
In four years.
Direct from Amritsar.
What is your position on the right number in terms of the levels for permanent residency?
It would be a lot more like the Harper-era numbers that were the same basically for 40 years before Trudeau took office.
We were bringing in.
Yeah, what happened 40 years ago?
What changed?
Can we go over that?
I have a question, sir.
What was it changed from?
Because you said for 40 years, right?
Like, why?
What happened 41 years ago, for example?
Like, was there a debate?
Was there an argument?
And the real big decisions, like, hey, do we want to have a quarter million people coming in here every year from all over the world?
Most people were like, no, but you just did it anyway, right?
And you said, shut up.
We're multicultural now.
It's always been this way, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So this has been going on.
And now that the, now that we've really oversaturated the country with this idea, and now it's just floodgate time, and now people are pissed off.
So you're like, okay, we're just going to, we're going to turn off the fire hose and we're just going to go back to a, you know, a soaking, just a soaking of fire hose of diversity of strength.
We're just going to have a, so the fire hose, we're going to reduce it back down to just cold ice water.
Just a million people every four years.
And, you know, they might get six, eight years out of a majority government.
So, you know, maybe two million Indians, maybe three.
I mean, it depends.
We may, you know, that's another city, right?
That's a decent sized city.
Well, but we'll pay for it.
We'll pay for it.
We'll, we'll, we'll manage.
We'll come up with all the welfare programs and the job creation programs.
And you know what?
We have enough doctors.
I'm repeating myself from almost 10 years ago now.
Oh, because we have enough doctors.
We have enough firemen.
We have enough money.
We have enough jobs.
We have enough so much room.
I mean, nurses and doctors are basically sitting around with their feet up all day like, man, I wish we had more work to do around here.
We can certainly bear this load.
They're incapable of making decisions.
They're just wishy-washy.
Like, is this what people want me to say now?
Holy shit.
Would you just shut up and get out of the way?
Would you just admit you don't, they're just playing house, right?
This is what he deserves.
Well, like, look, we're arch enemies.
Look at, look at he, I'm literally wearing the opposite bad guy colors, right?
But I'm actually the good guy and he's actually the bad guy.
Isn't that wild?
White shirt, black shirt.
Blue shirt, blue tie, red shirt, red tie.
But you know what?
No fucking pocket square.
Bitch, you lose.
This guy can't even dress himself.
Look, he's sleeping in the middle of the interview.
Unbelievable.
And you want to be my latex salesman.
About 200,000.
Yeah.
250,000.
Yeah, a cool quarter mill.
Just a city.
A year in citizens.
And that was.
In citizens.
Yeah, we'll just make them.
They just Become Canadian.
We were more than able to house those numbers because we were building.
Were we?
We never had homeless people.
We're about the same number of homes as we were adding people.
Adding people.
It is adding people.
That's all he thinks about it.
We're just adding people.
He had a very lovely speech.
I mean, I might as well get into this since we're here now that I thought was interesting.
And going around.
I'm sure people are curious to hear.
Ours is a nationalism not based on bloodlines, birthplace, or background.
Whether your name is Martin or Mohammed, Polyev or Patel, that anyone from anywhere can do anything.
We will treat all our people, regardless of their race, as Canadian.
First of all, the makeup is really distracting.
It's look like, my God.
Canadian first with no hyphens.
We are all Canadians and Canadians first.
What binds us together is the Canadian promise that anyone says who?
What?
What is this?
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Everybody, hold it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop.
The Canadian promise?
This is the first time I've heard of this in my entire life, sir.
Is this some kind of hokey American dream like psyop where it somehow has always been the fucking national fiber of our foundational core beliefs that what exactly are you saying?
Anybody from anywhere can do anything.
Really?
Anyone from anywhere can do anything, whether your name is Martin or Muhammad, Polyev or Patel.
Ours is a nationalism not based on bloodlines, birthplace, or background.
We are all Canadians and Canadians first.
What does that mean?
What does it mean?
Because if anybody anywhere, if everyone everywhere is Canadian, then Canadian is nothing.
It doesn't mean anything.
You're just people.
People, other people, and some other people over there.
So that's what you've reduced.
That's the Canadian promise.
What are you talking about?
And look at these fools just back here.
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds like good things.
I like that.
He's not saying anything.
It's not based on bloodlines or DNA or genetic.
No.
The foundational pillars of a society is their mutual interests as a family.
But that's not what we are, apparently.
We're the Canadian dream, whatever that means.
It's really unclear whether your name is Poly Ev or Patel.
Like, no, there's never been Indians here until very recently, actually.
Something like 99% of them got here after 1988.
And the vast majority of that got here after 2008.
So I'm sorry.
I didn't see any Patels on any of the war memorials I've ever visited, sir.
I didn't see any poly Evs either, though.
Sounds like you come from a bitch family that doesn't pull its share.
Career politician, bitch boy.
Why don't you get some mud on your boots?
That was a big day for you, hon. Did you go home and tell your wife about it?
Was she proud of you?
Did she pat you on the head?
Did she ask if it was scary?
What was it like standing out there with the peasants in the muddy water?
You know?
Wow.
You probably got laid that night, right?
What a hero.
So it's not based on our families.
It's not based on our communities or our mutual shared heritage and history together.
No, that's not it.
It's not any of this, apparently.
The physical fucking flag of the country that I bet he doesn't even know.
I bet if you showed him this, he would go, I've never seen that before.
I bet there's a 50% chance he doesn't even know what that is.
Ours is a nationalism.
Shut up.
So what our identity is, is based on your birthplace.
So not even your birthplace.
Not even the old boomer is, you know, like, it's where you're born.
No, it's not, actually.
It doesn't matter.
Pierre said so.
Your birthplace back.
None of that matters.
You're just Canadian because I fucking said so, apparently.
What's holding the nation together, according to him, is something called the Canadian promise, not the American dream, just this ridiculously cringe as fuck attempt at trying to mimic American patriotism.
Sir, you're a bitch.
You can't do it.
You have to have some guts.
Only men can do nationalism, sir.
Please stop.
It's very embarrassing.
You cannot actually invoke nationalistic feelings unless you're a man.
You can't be done.
And you're not one of them, obviously.
So just stop with this whole charade.
Anyone can do anything.
Really?
Can somebody from Nigeria with a 62 IQ fly a fucking jet into the Toronto Pearson airport and flip it upside down?
Maybe you can in your world.
Maybe you can.
I don't know what was the core cause of that insane disaster that I've been predicting forever.
And now it's just happening routinely.
And you're like, ah, what am I supposed to do?
Put it up on the screen and go, look.
Yeah, again, you're going to see a lot of this happening.
And there it is.
Again, let's fucking why.
Just yell till you blow in the face.
Nobody cares.
Right.
Right, Pierre.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what your name is.
Just get in here.
So to recap, it doesn't matter who you are or where you came from.
Anybody can do anything.
Everybody is Canadian.
Nothing means anything.
Everyone's Canadian and no one is.
Canadian promise or something.
And this drawing.
That is literally what's holding this together.
The strength of their so-called movement, they're binding the fibers, the muscles and sinews and tissue of their existence, their identity of who they are and what they are and what they stand for and what they're willing to do.
It's a drawing.
They all agree that this flag behind him is the one they like and that's that.
They're held together by a mutual appreciation of a drawing.
Of a leaf.
That's it.
If you press them for more, they'll say, ah, hockey and trailer park boys and coffee, Tim Hortons, Sing Horton.
Yeah, corporate products.
That's not an identity.
That's not.
No one goes to bed at night with their Tim Hortons coffee cup and their Austin Matthews jersey watching season four of the Trailer Park Boys.
Feeling fulfilled as a human man and like knows their place in the world and really has a deep appreciation and love for themselves and their family and is really well.
Yeah, that's how that works.
Clearly.
How am I doing?
Do you think he needs more?
Has he had enough?
And look at the costume and the hairdo and the makeup and the whole...
It's like a bad movie.
It's like they're trying their best to like be also kind of America sort of.
Can I play too?
I'm a big chock guy.
And you look, and who's behind you, right?
Women.
They're all women.
All fat guy, old fat guy, female.
Yeah!
A bunch of fucking screeching liberal white women.
That's your base.
Good for you.
Yeah.
Remember when Trudeau said, a Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian?
He just said the same thing.
Worse.
Far worse.
Specifically, anyone is Canadian.
Not just a vague kind of nebulous, blue, vaporous idea.
What was that?
What does that even mean?
No, anybody, anywhere is people.
Bring them.
They're ours now.
That's how it works.
Man, I had two gay dads.
I listened to them fuck each other in the ass.
I'm totally normal.
I grew up that way.
I'm tolerant.
Yeah, the statistics on that actually.
You know what?
Let's not go there.
Let's go there.
How many people do you think are responsible for killing Pierre?
Like, what do you think it is?
Probably.
Oh, that's preposterous.
I'm not going to.
Oh, I begged it ever.
What is it saying?
Failure to punish the guilty is to punish the victims or to punish the innocent?
Something like that?
I mean, you're kind of the, you're the one.
I mean, you've profited quite a bit over the last few years, haven't you?
Quite rich, doing quite well on everyone's back.
How's everybody else doing?
Living in tents and so on, right?
You need a fucking pay raise?
Another one.
Again, every year.
Wow.
I was in the army.
Like, again, like, we were getting killed, right?
For you, on your fucking orders.
Conservative Party, we heard it, right?
Guys are coming home in boxes and in pieces.
Nothing left of them.
Remember, I said it was just a boot.
I'm serious.
There was nothing left of that kid except his foot.
Vaporized.
Imagine you don't even get to bury your son because all that's left is his foot.
That's what they sent his mother.
A foot.
In a boot.
You want that?
That's all we can find.
That's all that's left.
You need, we got a pay raise every four years sometimes.
You need one every year.
4% a year.
You must be killing it at your job.
I mean, we were literally getting killed, right?
And we didn't get that much of a break.
We didn't even...
What are you getting?
300,000.
Wow, good for you, man.
You need more?
You do need more.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Because you're working hard to bring in direct flights from Amritsar.
Because listen, Indians are doing layovers in France.
And it's, I mean, come on.
Sometimes they got to go the other way.
They stop in Japan and it's like, oh my God, when do we get to be, you know, fake truck drivers and human traffickers and fentanyl dealers in Canada and not get arrested for it and not go to jail because there's nowhere to put anybody in any of the prisons because they're all full.
But don't worry, Pierre's got a plan for that too.
He's going to stop the crime.
We're just going to arrest everybody and put them in jail, even though he doesn't seem to understand that all the jails are literally physically fucking full.
There's nowhere to put anyone.
Retard!
There's people sleeping in the fucking storage units at the Saskatoon Correctional Center.
How do I know?
I was in there and I saw it myself.
It's like that everywhere all over the country.
There's so many goddamn criminals.
They're in the government.
They're in the police.
They're everywhere.
They're all over the place.
There's nowhere to physically put them.
You moron.
If you'd been paying attention at all, any fucking time over the last 20 years, you've been up there sucking at the taxpayers' teeth.
Maybe you would have noticed.
But you've never been a real boy.
You've never had a real job.
You've never lived in real life.
So why would you know about real things?
You don't.
What you can do is put on a costume and play make-believe and say, hey, everybody, look at my drawing.
Isn't it a cute drawing?
Hey, vote for me.
Give me a pay raise.
I deserve it.
I'm a politician.
I'm a hero.
I'm the leader.
How friends of mine, people I care about, people I love.
A lot of people are struggling.
Can't afford like their work.
Food insecurity, all that.
And this motherfucker gets a pay raise.
I keep paying my...
I'm sorry.
You don't like daddy's fucking talk?
Oh, yeah.
It sucks being getting spanked in public, doesn't it?
But, I mean, you deserve it.
Don't you?
Maybe we should slava some more wars, hey?
How's that going?
How's that going?
How many fucking people did we commit to their deaths with that whole escapade?
That's not your responsibility either, is it?
Why aren't we getting vaccinated, Pastor Pierre?
Problem is together.
Stay home, stay safe.
Stay the fuck home.
That was your wife that said that, right?
Whole blog and everything?
Were you guys investing in something?
I keep begging my head against this wall.
And I keep begging mine.
I keep begging mine.
I keep begging mine.
I keep begging my head against this wall.
And I keep begging mine.
How long would PP have made it through the reserves training?
He seems like a guy that would make it to like the army phase qualification, like FQ, and then be like, oh my need, you know?
And then would ride the bench for a while and keep trying to find ways out of doing stuff without quitting because he doesn't want the shame of it.
He wants to be basically told to leave, but as like, it's not my fault.
I got hurt because the army, you know, that guy.
Everybody in the army knows exactly who I'm describing, and they're like, that is definitely who Pierre would be.
Absolutely.
He's that kid.
I keep begging my head against his wall.
And I keep begging my...
I know this wall's coming down and my head's going to crack open, but I'm developing quite the callus.
It's getting tough.
skull is actually hardening next Next time Pierre has a rally in the city, I'm going to go to do the handshake thing again.
They're going to be, oh, no, not again.
I'm going to grab him by the forearm.
I'm going to go, psych, and I'm going to pull him in.
I'm going to headbund him.
And his head's just going to explode.
And a bunch of confetti is going to come out.
There's going to be a little tiny alien robot in there going, oh, no, I'm exposed.
You'll see.
You can just do things.
Intrusive Thought says, I did warn you, reality fights back.
Yeah, it does.
It's trying.
Zbek's demise says he may be a mass murderer, but he never tried to overthrow the government.
I didn't try to overthrow the government.
I tried to embarrass the government, which I did more successfully than anyone in national history, in any country, I think, ever.
I don't think any government has ever been as thoroughly, publicly humiliated and lambasted, tarred and feathered, and paraded around in perpetuity.
These clips are forever, of how fucking stupid and detached from reality that they are.
Nobody anywhere has been able to achieve that level of trolling.
That's why they're preposterously incompetent, absolutely retarded, 100% totally pro.
They're not real.
They're reading a script.
That's the angle on Sling.
It's like, shut up.
You don't need $300,000 to be a fucking actor.
And you're not even a good one.
I'll do it for free.
Here, give me the script.
I'll read the fucking lines and pretend I know what I'm talking about.
What are you, the public safety minister?
Excellent.
Why not?
Why don't you go appoint a guy to go, do that fentanyl stuff?
Yeah, there you go.
That's good.
You're a leader now.
You're fucking getting it done.
Good for you.
Have a fucking pay raise.
Why are Canadians so angry?
I don't know.
You keep stealing from them and abusing them.
that's maybe one possible reason.
There's only been a couple of political assassinations in Canadian history.
Statistically, it's like per capita compared to every other country.
It's low.
It's like we're due.
Statistically, is it like a mathematical?
I'm doing mass to test.
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *Clears*
Can't get away with anything around here.
All right.
Yeah, so you can be a mass person.
That's great.
I'm glad he has that YouTube.
I'm glad Popeyes, you know.
I'm glad he's done well.
He's probably made some good money.
Probably not as much money as he made for killing people.
For cartels.
I think YouTube probably bought him a house, I would say.
You know, a million subscribers is probably, that's a good, yeah, you probably got a you probably got a house out of it, I'd say.
I think you probably made a good 200, 300K.
U.S. dollars.
At least.
You know?
Good for you, Popeye.
Good for you, mass murderer.
Here's your silver plaque.
What millions?
Or is the gold plaque at a million subscribers?
How's that work?
Exactly.
How's that?
They display their little trophies.
Those are like pedophile channels that have like, you know, it's imagine being proud of being successful at Google.
I'm really good in the Google network.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the crime lords.
Good for you.
The scum of the earth.
The system cheerleaders for literal mass murdering, child trafficking, murderers, and maniacs.
That's who you support.
Good.
Wow.
Wow.
How did you become such a badass?
Is it scary out there slugging away at the man saying what Google wants you to say?
That must be tough, huh?
That must be tough being an unwitting employee of the CIA.
Which is really just a miss.
It's just a name for the blob.
You know, it's not just the CIA, and it's not all of the CIA.
It's parts of that.
It's parts of this.
The thing about being a criminal gang network is you kind of got to be low-key about who's a member and who's not.
Because if everybody realizes, hey, are you all wearing stars?
They're going to be like, oh, I'm noticing things.
And then you're going to get arrested and caught.
So they hide.
So it's like, it's part of the game.
Which one?
Which one of you?
All of you.
Some of you?
Maybe most?
Start with the island.
Start with the list of people on the island trading political favors and influence for the opportunity to have sex with underage children kids and then God knows what happens to them.
Start with that.
I guess nobody anywhere in Canada was involved.
None.
Isn't that wild?
What are the odds of that?
Do you think it's right there?
I mean, there's so many of these circles.
They rub shoulders.
The people that basically strategize and fund a lot of the Liberal Party's activities, like the Koch brothers, I think, are involved in it.
Or maybe they invest in both sides.
There's American money in there.
There's strategists and planners from the Democrat Party.
Like, you know, nobody mentioned, like, this never, you know, hey, we got a secret clause.
You know, that never happened.
Nobody, like, there's no interest.
We don't, you know, because there's money here.
I mean, it's like, it's like California.
Population-wise, money-wise.
And you're like, nah, we don't feel like robbing California.
Yeah, you do.
Of course you do.
But I just, nearly everybody in Canada is clean.
Must be.
Or were they all?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, no, that's right.
All the Canadian scum.
They were at Piggy's Palace, weren't they?
With the police.
Picton's pig farm.
In an illegal nightclub that was worth millions of dollars operating out of a pig farm, which was really, it was like a sex torture, blackmail, horrifying, you know.
Many of the sex workers were killed and fed to the pigs.
And it's really, yeah, that went on for, whoo, they weren't at Apostene Island.
And there's no client list for that place, luckily.
Picton was going to try to release a book, but then he died.
You know, he got murdered, actually.
So that's probably just.
It's a coincidence.
Old Canada, right?
Nothing ever happens here, except it's really scary and really corrupt and really insane, actually.
Nobody's really paying attention to us, which is why so much is gotten away with.
It's not working in the US anymore because a lot of people care about what happens in the United States.
It's on TV all the time, right?
Harry closed the story.
He did, but...
Thank you.
Where'd all our money go?
Trillions of dollars.
If people care, they're going to pay attention.
If there's going to be a certain amount of those people that are not scum and not corrupt and genuinely want things that function the way they're supposed to, and they're going to notice, but nobody's paying attention over here.
You see?
Like, no one's watching.
So everybody's hands are in the cookie jar and nobody's there to stop it.
So it's just a feeding frenzy.
Canada's just being feasted upon right now.
And the people that are supposed to be guarding the walls are instead emptying your pockets to put money in their own pockets.
And people cheer for them and clap for them and send them their money and go, I can't wait for other, these obvious criminals and thieves to fix my problems for me.
And another few years goes by and everything's worse and it keeps getting worse, keeps getting worse.
After eight to 10 years, typically that's the human psychological revolutions that they've already calculated is how it works.
You'll get tired of that and you'll need to shake it up.
And then we'll change the red tie with the blue tie and it'll just continue.
But for a little while, you'll feel like things are going to be alleviated and get better.
They're not.
They're going to continue to get worse.
And then another eight to 10 years, you'll go, ah, and we'll just keep doing this.
Maybe sometimes they'll get lucky and get 15 years out of a guy, but maybe sometimes they only last four or five.
But generally, we'll just keep taking turns.
And they just take turns.
My turn, my turn, my turn.
Piggy wants to eat.
It's Piggy's turn.
Piggy Pierre wants to have a turn at the pig trough.
It's his turn.
He's been there for 20 fucking years.
Never had a real job.
It's his turn.
It's Piggy Peep's turn.
PP stands for Piggy the Peep.
Eat it up, Tubby.
Looking good.
Looking good.
Direct flights from Amritsar.
What's going on?
We need to make things more scary and more difficult and really fucked up for our young people, specifically the women.
I don't like how comfortable the women are living here.
We need to get more direct flights from Amritsar.
And yeah, some of the guys are like, you can read replacement migration on the UN website.
It is literally on the UN website.
That's a conspiracy theory.
No, it isn't.
Only if you're a white person, you don't like it.
Then you're bad.
But everyone else to openly accepted.
And yeah, this isn't good for her.
Good for her for saying something.
And it makes it okay for other women to come forward and say the same thing.
What happened to Believe All Women?
What happened to that?
What happened to when women were worried and confused and scared and concerned about being victimized?
They were to be, everyone has to stop and shut up and everything.
Unless it's like, hey, I'm being groped by Indians and then all of a sudden nobody wants to listen to the women at all.
In fact, I don't even hear them.
It's funny how that works.
Honestly, starting to think that this joke about the Indian invasion is not actually a joke and the conspiracy theories about millions of Indian people mass migrating to North America and Europe is real.
And if you look around, you can see it happening.
And this joke of the Indian invasion, I think, is actually now becoming a reality, like a very lived reality when we look at all of our businesses.
And let's not forget, Indian people are some of the most racist people.
And we already see that happening with Tim Horton's.
So to be clear, everyone is racist.
Everyone has a baseline.
It's just human instinct.
It's normal.
Everyone does it, especially in chaotic and frightening or tense situations.
People do it in jail.
Children do it when they're left alone a lot of the time.
People stick to their own team.
It's just, it's just preference.
It's subconscious.
Even the ones that try not to.
Well, I'm not racist.
They go other ways to try and make it okay.
Like, I don't even.
Please don't be mad at me.
It's fine.
Everyone is like that.
Oh, geez.
Indians prefer to help other Indians over everyone else.
Yeah, no, no shit.
Every other team is doing that, except Whitey is not allowed to because that's racist.
Yeah, everyone's doing it.
You're the only one playing by the rules, essentially.
It's like, we've created this rule that you have to play this way.
No one else does.
And I'm like, no, actually, sorry.
We can just do things now, actually.
So don't worry about being.
It's a fake word.
It was made up by a communist over 100 and some years ago.
You know, racism, it's not a real, It's just a mechanism to make people shut up.
Demanding that you speak Punjab and only hiring other Indian people.
They literally sang Punjabi as in our national anthem at one of the hockey games.
Going on.
That's true.
And the reason why this worries me is because this is a third world country where they literally worship cow poo and like spray cow urine all over their house and have destroyed their natural environments.
And we've already listened, Taj Trash Mahal Mountain is amazing.
I should have kept that video.
Someone find it and immortalize that because it needs to be saved.
A few streams ago, it was a graphic video explaining there's the Taj Mahal, but there's also...
So I actually really think that there is an Indian invasion going on, and I know a lot of people are going to say this is racist, but this should actually worry a lot of Canadians.
And you have every right to defend your homeland and not allow it to be taken over by a third world country where they rape women on the buses.
Is this the woman active club leader?
Is that what's going on?
I bet she sounds like an extremist to me.
I bet CSIS is all over this.
They're going to be sending lesbians to your house any minute, lady.
The rivers are black with pollution.
And I live.
I still got those photos.
I can put them back on the internet if you guys want.
You want to see fat lesbian CESIS people?
The beach.
And in the past four years, we've seen how the E. coli levels.
I'm not going to blame Indian people for this, but that area has started to become polluted.
And the story of that woman saying that they were pooing on the beach is 100% real.
And I walked around Wassega this year, and you could literally tell there is some Indian invasion going on.
I don't know how else to say it.
But if you're an undocumented Indian person living here right now, please go home.
And I have other stories like this too.
They're mostly documented.
They're all coming in on Pierre Polyev's program.
We got to have them.
We need to have as many Indians as possible.
I'm going to wrap this up here in a minute.
There's some of this other stuff we can say for another time.
We got to do the victory lap, you know?
Luckily.
Well, you know what?
No, not luckily.
Because last I read, everyone's like, oh, everyone survived.
One child is in critical condition, so they may die, or they have died.
I don't know.
There's nothing to celebrate here.
People are like, oh, we're really proud of the first responders.
Everyone shut the fuck up.
How does this happen?
How does this happen?
This isn't Singapore.
This isn't Somalia.
This isn't Niger.
This isn't Colombia even.
This is Toronto.
So everyone stop patting themselves on the back for failing because that's what happened here.
This is not a success.
This is not people demonstrating our fortitude and our ability.
This is a flagrant display of our ineptitude that we have become incompetent.
Errors of this magnitude are happening with such a frequency that it's impossible to ignore.
And what anyone wants to do is be like, oh, good, no one died this time.
We're doing awesome.
Well, that's not entirely true.
There's been some severe injuries, and one of them is a child in critical condition, actually.
I mean...
Good.
oh no no no Sorry, you see this airplane just crashing?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This person.
There was wind and it was hard and there was snow.
And it's like, yeah, these are all things that have always existed here.
And yet this never used to be a problem.
So what has degraded that now that it is a problem?
Because it didn't used to be.
And now that it is, something is clearly broken.
What's happened?
Is it maybe I've been onto something this whole fucking time and standards are important and you can't just govern and assign work duties and responsibilities by feelings alone?
That will result in, you know, planes fucking exploding.
80 people survived the crash this time.
This time?
Not so much for some other airline disasters in recent.
It's happening all over the continent now.
There's been several fatal crashes.
Like they're falling into neighborhoods in Pittsburgh or where was it, Pennsylvania.
They're colliding in midair over the New Jersey River.
They're...
Thank you.
We had to be inclusive, right?
Feelings, pronouns, all that shit.
We don't pay attention to important work duties and safety regulations and standards and holding them to a high level.
So, you know, stuff like this doesn't happen.
We're more concerned with everybody's feelings.
Great fucking job.
How many people in the conservative office send emails with their pronouns in them, by the way?
Do I got to bring up another picture of Aaron O'Toole with his fucking red slippers on?
Walk a mile in her shoes.
Hey, asshole.
Hey, you fat fuck.
Why don't you do your job instead?
Instead of wearing costumes and parading yourself around like an absolute buffoon, perhaps, if you've got time, Aaron, you could do your fucking job.
This is your suggestion.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt you while you were eating, Aaron.
I'm sorry.
I'll let you get back to your pay raise banquet.
You pig!
You don't hate them enough.
You can't hate them enough.
They're politicians.
They're the fucking scum of the earth.
Now what they want to do.
I'll just...
Oh, Dan Yah's just telling the Secretary of State.
Yeah, so we're going to be finishing the job now against Iran.
Finishing off Iran.
Taking out seven countries in five years, right?
It took 20, but we're getting close to done.
There's no greater Israel project, even though it's on the fucking uniforms and on their propaganda and being talked about openly in their media.
He's just saying that it's, you know, they should finish the job against Iran.
What job?
The Jewish job?
What job are you talking about?
This job?
Netanyahu, this is their Herets.
This is Israeli newspaper.
Netanyahu plans to attack Iran and is plotting to lure Trump into the war.
Oh, geez, really?
They've only been fucking setting this up for 20 years.
I can't believe it's fine.
The day is finally arriving, is it?
February 14th.
Will the Saudis help Trump avert this?
Oh, boy.
You know?
To his credit.
I mean, the orange bastard, but this was genuinely hilarious.
I love that he just doesn't care.
But you know what?
He has a point.
He's not just being a dick, but I'll play it first.
Say about the Bangladesh issue, because we saw and it is evident that how the deep state of United States was involved to regime change during the Biden administration.
Then Mohammed Yunus made...
Remember the original clip?
Trump is having it translated.
There's another Indian guy behind him.
Is this the original one?
It might be.
because previously this happened.
Being, raising anti-India voice, calling about separation terrorism activities in India.
Do you think that should continue here in the US as well?
You're going to have to go louder.
Mr. President, people in India would be welcoming your decision to extradite Tahaburana to.
I can't understand a word he's saying.
Thank you.
Finally, somebody said it.
I can't understand a word you're saying.
I can't understand an ad single word you've come out of your mouth.
Your lips are moving.
You're talking.
You're making all kinds of sounds, but I just am hearing poop noises and I'm smelling poop.
I'm seeing poopy pants.
I don't understand.
He's an absolute word.
We're going to put tariffs on India.
I don't like it.
I don't know what's happening, so I'm just going to put tariffs on everything I don't like.
Put tariffs on Diet Pepsi, put tariffs on McDonald's, put tariffs on everything.
I put that shit on everything.
I put it.
And he got it.
So this is wild.
Hilarious.
you know this Indian guy is translating for the under Indian guy and telling Trump what the Indian guy is saying even though he thinks he's speaking English but he got to water down the Amritsar, direct flight speak.
His accent is...
His accent is barely any better.
This is something that the Prime Minister.
Oh, don't interrupt him.
He's not going to like that, you dumb bitch.
Prime Minister's been working on for a long time and has been worked on for hundreds of years, frankly.
I've been reading about it.
Why is she talking over her shoulder?
I will leave Bangladesh to the Prime Minister.
Oh, she's probably translating for the Prime Minister who doesn't speak English.
Sure.
Just like the rest of the country.
So, you know, it's just a basic respect thing, which they don't have, right?
If they respected us, they wouldn't be stealing.
If they respected us, they wouldn't be using fake student visas.
If they respected us, they wouldn't be taking money and sending it out of the country into India.
If they respected us, they wouldn't be practicing nepotism inside of our country, disenfranchising our people from our jobs and our opportunities in our communities.
If they respected us, they wouldn't do these things.
If they respected us, they wouldn't be involved in the fentanyl trade and the drug trade and human trafficking.
They wouldn't be conducting gangland assassinations all over the country.
They wouldn't be attacking people in public if they respected us.
And one of the best indications that somebody doesn't respect you is they don't even have the, they don't even care to speak your language correctly.
I don't mean they have an accent.
I mean, that's not English.
It's like insane hillbilly level.
Like it's not even, it's Boomhauer.
And you're speaking to the president of the United States this way in his language.
Get an interpreter or don't do that at all because that's just insanely disrespectful.
Imagine you're, you know, you're representing the English, the British military and you've come to negotiate some kind of thing with the French and your guy that speaks to them is like, ho, ho, hoi, French and stuff.
Like he's just making an absolute disaster of your life.
How pissed off would you be?
I'm like, so you sort of learned French, but not really?
Like you did.
Do you hear me speaking, right?
Like you can hear these words.
Du compron.
You know, do you hear?
Yeah, that's not how I said it, is it?
Because la language is like a song.
It's like a, it's, it's, um, it's its own, it's its own style.
It's got its own flair and peculiarity.
Like Spanish is very heavy with the tongue.
The ladies love that one, you know?
And it just, you know, it's not Cortez.
It's Cortez.
Cortez.
Cortez.
Thank you.
It's not condod, it's Canada.
Canada.
No, you're saying it wrong, right?
There's a way to say it, and that's not it.
So you don't even, you can't even be bothered.
If I was going to move to Japan and participate in their economy and they said to, you say konichiwa, that is hello.
Kunichiwa, I'm not going to go, Konichiwur.
It's Konichiwer and shit.
Give me money, you asshole.
Like, what the fuck kind of dickhead am I?
Come on, Konichiwur, let's go.
Social services, man.
I want to be refugee.
That's the best fucking job.
Uh-huh.
Really?
Slice!
They would just cut your head off with a sword and everyone, I'd be like, he had that coming.
They'd nail us back the head and I'd be like, I'm sorry, Japan.
We didn't know where he was, but thank you for doing us a service.
He needed to go.
That guy was an idiot.
Can't even be bothered, right?
It's good for the Americans.
I can't understand a word he's saying.
No one can.
That's the Canadian experience trying to order food, calling the bank, interacting with government services, like basically gas stations.
It's some part of everyone's day now in Canada is to have an interaction where you're like, what?
It's a lot of body language and gesturing now and like pointing.
it's kind of like being in a third world country again, because I've been to a couple of those and it's rapidly becoming like that.
It's really interesting.
All right, let's finish off these super chats and get the fuck out of here.
Brian says the mind is more powerful than the experts have told us our bodies can endure.
Thank you.
It is, man.
And I'm, you know, I'm by no means a paragon or exemplary example of that.
I'm just saying I've used the machine successfully before.
I know that it works.
But the harder and further you go, the scarier and more intense and crazier it gets.
And I like to go at my own pace.
I'm not a maniac.
I'm not going to go mountain Hawaiian hunting in Africa, swimming with murderous sharks in South Africa, and climbing Mount Everest on my days off like that guy.
All true stories.
The guy's, he's like Sir Francis Drake or something, you know?
If he was born in the 1400s, he would be on the frontier of some fucking ship as a privateer, you know, raiding, you know, Spanish ships and fucking getting drunk in the Galapagos Islands.
That's what he would be doing.
You know, some people are crazy and they're like, I'm just going to do whatever the fuck.
But it's all in here, right?
He's got two legs like you, lungs, heart.
It's basically the same machine.
So what's the difference?
If you lift weights and eat food, if you do what he's doing, right?
What did you lift and how did you lift it?
And what do you eat?
And when do you sleep?
And how much water do you?
I'm going to copy all those things.
And geez, look at that.
Now I'm starting to look like you.
Huh.
Funny how that works.
Not me.
I'm just different.
No, you have a human body.
It's the same.
We're really, we're pretty, we have a decent understanding of how this functions.
Like, it's not that much of a mystery anymore in that regard.
But it is, it is a big deal, man.
And your mind is very powerful.
And that's why they spend so much money trying to control it.
Most of the efforts is to make sure you think the right things, believe the right things, more importantly, because if you start to believe the wrong things, if you start to believe that things can be different, things could be better, things can change, things can be radically different because they're radically different than they used to be.
Why can't we go radically indifferent in another direction?
Well, we can.
Don't like people thinking that.
And the more they think it, the more they start to believe that it's possible, the closer it comes to happening.
And when enough people believe that that is not only possible, but it's inevitable, it's going to happen, it becomes inevitable and it does happen.
That's why every screen, everything producing a sound, a voice at all, has to be regulated and maintained and protected.
You can't have anything interfering with the signal.
You see.
Gmod says, for the laughs, the rage and community have tried to provide.
It's not in vain, dude.
Oh, thanks, man.
I don't think it is.
It's just, she's a slog voice.
It's war, you know?
And I don't have a choice.
King.
Oh, I'm sorry.
He's a king.
When you're a king, you get your own entrance to.
But, you know, he arrives with the minimum.
But, hey, he's Indian.
He says, she asked us to please go home.
So sorry, sir.
We will doors at when we are going to raping and robbing your tankers, sir.
Please redeem.
Redeem your return flight.
Island Spurger says, thanks, boss.
DigiCoins for the war chest.
Thanks, man.
He says, punch and strangle your friends, fellas.
Yeah.
We got another meet here this weekend coming up.
The local fellas.
We'll have some content out for you guys soon in that regard.
Just to be like, hey, we exist.
This is what we're up to.
We're probably nearby your city's town somewhere in the province, if not, you know, not far away.
And if there is, but maybe you want to start one, we can help.
Yep.
It's good for you.
You know, we need that.
We don't have that sense of community anymore, especially the men.
It just doesn't exist.
And I think men especially need, I think everyone needs, you need to feel connected to the people around you.
You have to have a community of some kind to be healthy, to be normal, because we're social creatures and animals and we live in these social hierarchies.
It happens everywhere that people end up.
And peculiarly, they don't all try to fuck off and live individually in the woods.
They all kind of collectivize and work together because they instinctually know and the smart ones consciously know that you're going to be able to accomplish much more as a team together than you ever would by yourself.
And do you want to live hard or do you want to live well?
Do you want to live in fear?
Do you want to build, create, harness, capture, conquer, build?
Make things that don't exist.
Create.
That's life.
That's positive force.
Destruction, tearing things down, erasing, deleting, censoring, blocking.
That's the bad force.
That's negative.
Creation and destruction.
Our spirit wants to build, create, expand, go further, go farther, go taller, go bigger.
Let's push the, let's see what we, what are we capable of?
Let's see what we can do.
Can we get off this rock?
Let's try that.
I think there used to be a multi-planet civilization at some stage.
There's evidence that seems to suggest that.
Maybe we're all that's left.
This is just what's left.
We're the survivors of a shit fight that we don't even remember.
We knocked ourselves unconscious so badly.
I don't know.
I don't think many people know.
But, you know, I don't know.
I guess I get cracky, you know, and people get worried and I'm going to just fucking leave.
I probably will take breaks.
I do.
I do.
But it's not, it's like, I don't have a choice.
Because I know who I am.
I know what I am.
I know who I am.
It's not easy to find.
You have to burn that.
And I did.
And I know what that looks like.
And because of that is...
I could say I want to, and a lot of days I do.
I want to fucking do this, man.
I want to go to the boxing gym.
I want to play with my kids.
I want to watch movies.
I want to, you know, I don't give a fuck.
That's for the same reason people do what they do, what they need to do.
They feel compelled to.
This is what I can't let it go.
I can't let that go.
That's how it started.
You ever get sent to a bullshit war with your friends?
And then the people that lied to you, got your friends killed, and they've also been stealing from you too, and lying to your family and continuing to steal and pill for.
Like it's that's, you know, when you sign up to be like a warrior for the nation to protect them, and then you find out they're actually not being protected, they're being murdered and stolen from and betrayed.
It's, you know, if you are about that, this wasn't like something to do on a weekend for fun.
I was like, let's, let's go be, let's join the, let's do that.
That's what I chose to do.
I had to.
I had no choice.
There's nothing else I wanted to do.
I could have done other things, but I wouldn't have been happy.
I would have always had this poll in my head.
Like, come on, go, go.
You know, I was never going to, I tried.
I tried to do other things.
I went to community college for a little while.
Most of you guys probably don't know that.
Let's take an information technology.
Because why?
It's like, I don't know.
Computers are a thing that are important.
I kind of know about that sort of.
I guess I'll do that.
It's a job.
It would have paid half decent.
I hated it.
Every fucking minute, I couldn't stand it.
I'm like, this is just like high school.
I don't give two fucks about this place at all.
Everyone in there, I had nothing in common with any of them.
They're all like, oh, have you heard the new chord album?
You know, it's just like, they're like teenagers.
I'm like, come on, man.
I'm in their 30s and in their 40s.
Talking about pop culture nonsense.
I'm like, fucking, you know, oh man, video games.
Like, okay, but like I'm 20 years old.
I'm 19 or was it 19, probably 18, actually, 18, 19. Just before it got crazy.
I'm like, this is all you want to, like, I want to go.
I want to go do something.
Come on.
It's got to be something more exciting than this or something more interesting.
I couldn't let, I had to go.
It wasn't in my hands.
If you don't accept yourself for who you are, you can never be happy.
People live a lie because they're afraid that if they act upon who they really are and what they really want and what they really believe, what they really care about, that people around them will reject them.
And some people will because they think you're something else that you're not because you're pretending.
You want to please them.
You want to please these people.
You want them to like you.
They want them to accept you.
So you say things you don't believe.
You agree with things that you don't agree with.
And you do things that you don't want to do because you don't want to be social.
You don't want people to point at you and go, no, no good, boo.
But that's going to happen.
The good part is it will happen, but there are other people who will like you for that reason, who agree with you, who share those things, who appreciate that, who say, I also, and they're your new friends.
And that's based on real things, not on a drawing.
Why are you friends?
We like the same drawing.
Okay.
Why are you guys friends?
Our families have fought wars together for 150 years.
We're literally cousins.
A couple generations ago, you know, our great-grandfathers.
Well, you guys got a drawing?
That's nice.
Thank you.
You got to do what you got to do.
My grandfather was like this, you know?
He didn't get anything out of it.
He just hauled ass and he was worked hard his whole life.
He never got rich.
You never, nothing like that.
But he had the most massive funeral I've ever seen because he actually gave a shit.
He touched the lives of a lot of people because he cared.
He actually did give a shit.
He tried.
I saw it.
You know, one of the few people that he tried.
He's involved in like local community politics and stuff and town count.
And he's like on the phone, yelling and goddamn it, fucking, you know, corrupt nonsense.
People aren't doing their jobs.
And he's just.
Why was he doing that?
Because he felt compelled to.
He had to.
It's who he is.
So do I. I just.
Thought we were supposed to be tolerant and accept people for who they are.
Thought that was the thing we were doing.
No.
So as much as I some days would love to just be like, fuck this.
Unfortunately, I don't think I'll ever be able to permanently retire.
I'll probably be like, stupid Alex Jones.
What about selling up?
What about selling up?
I had so many valuable life experiences and so many gifts because of that, because of the things I've been through and seen and participated in.
I've learned a lot and absorbed a lot.
But it came at a price that sometimes other people had to pay.
Like there's people that are dead, so I'm not dead.
Like they were the ha they happened to be the ones to get targeted.
And, you know, it had to be somebody.
It was them.
It could have been me.
It wasn't.
Luck.
random chance.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It feels wrong to forget that.
Because it's not just people like my grandfather.
You guys probably all had at least one person in your family like that, too.
Somewhere along the line.
What about them?
Everything they worked for and struggled for and tried to fight against it until they were too old and couldn't do it anymore.
Right to the end, you know.
To just pretend it's not happening and this is all fine is to ignore that and pretend.
And they did that all for you.
Worried about the future for you.
You know, people in their 60s are like, oh man, I hope because somebody has to.
It's the right thing to do.
And then we're supposed to, what?
Just roll over and die.
Just YOLO.
Just have a good time.
Just enjoy it.
Well, I enjoy the fighting, actually.
It's in that experience is where the fun is because you get to have these crazy memories.
You get to make these crazy friends and go on these crazy adventures.
Doing crazy things.
Just doing things.
None of that's possible if you stay a coward your whole life.
You have to accept who you are, whether you like it or not.
And if there's bad things you don't like about yourself, you have to accept.
You know, it doesn't mean you don't try to improve it or change it or something, but you have to look at soberly and go, that's, yep, I'm like that.
That's what I do.
That's what I'm like.
And just own it.
Because if you do that, now you can work on it.
Now you can deal with it.
Now you can address it, your weaknesses, your problems.
If you pretend they don't exist and you don't acknowledge them, they just, well, we're just going to put that in the corner and it's just going to sit there like your treadmill.
It's covered in dust and laundry.
Let's pretend it's not there.
Ignore it forever and there.
Or you can do that, but you're never going to get anywhere doing that.
So if we're not strong enough to win, we need to be stronger to win.
And we can't do that by being comfortable.
It's a great little clip here from the legend, Teddy Atlas, about that, about this topic.
And I love, again, fighting is fighting.
Physically, mentally, spiritually.
Whether you're doing it with your body or it's the struggle is in the mind.
If it's a physical struggle, whatever it is, that struggle in your head, give up, don't give up, continue, quit.
It's always in here.
I'm sure that guy, he ran for five days in a row in like work boots.
He's in his 60s.
Didn't take a break.
That's how he beat everybody.
They were taking breaks.
He didn't take a single break.
What kind of war went on in his head?
Every step.
I mean, imagine the exhaustion.
It's one of the most extreme feats of endurance I've ever heard of.
I can't believe I didn't know that story.
I pray to God that's real because if it's not, I'll feel like an idiot.
It seems, even if it's not, there's other guys, other people have done things like these ultra-marathon crazy races, right?
Like it's just, it's amazing what people can do.
And there's nothing special or alarming.
Like they don't have special abilities.
They're not genetically engineered in a lab.
They're just, they want it really bad.
That's what they've decided they're going to do.
Thank you.
But when you're really passionate about something, people can tell it's sincere.
Not like Pierre.
Everyone loves the drawing.
This clip from Teddy I'm going to show you, you'll feel more from this 50-second clip than everything that he said for the last five years.
Because this is real.
This is sincerity.
This is truth.
This is real shit.
Versus, you know, look at my drawing.
Check it out.
There's nothing wrong with the sport, but two men getting in the ring willing to go in that ring and leave that ring with less of themselves.
Wow.
Willing to go in that ring and find out things about themselves that they didn't themselves know until they got in there.
To go into that ring and like your house.
To me, your life, your body, your mind is a house.
How many doors have you opened?
And more important, how many doors have you not opened in your house?
To go in your house and say, I never opened that door.
What?
What was dark in there?
There might be something in there that you need to find.
Yeah, but it's dark.
I know it's dark.
Make it light.
Open the door and find out what's in there.
That's what boxing does.
And it gives us all a chance to be part of that journey, to learn, to be taught.
Great fighters do that.
They teach us that valuable lesson of life.
Go further!
There's nothing wrong with the sport with two men getting...
Thank you.
Further still.
Go further.
Keep going.
How much further?
Further.
Now?
No.
Further.
When is it over?
When you go further?
Is it over now?
No.
That's the game.
Forever.
That's what great fighters teach people, that lesson of life.
It doesn't have to be in a ring.
It could be running a marathon.
It could be doing anything.
And these are like serious, difficult challenges that people can put their minds to and achieve as individuals.
But the best part is we don't have to do anywhere near that level of commitment.
Because collectively, a moderate input and effort from a lot of us will make up for the rest.
If one monumental heroic effort of a person is equal to 10 men, what is 10 men putting in a moderate five out of 10 effort?
It's more.
What's 20, 100, 1,000?
10,000.
That's dozens of guys like that.
That's right.
Why bother?
Who cares?
It's real.
It's coming apart.
These are headlines.
These things shouldn't be happening.
But it is.
And the people that, you know, don't worry, it's under control.
remember this the This was the dancing nurses of the tick, like, this is the craziest shit.
And everyone's going to pretend like this didn't happen.
And all these people weren't part of it in on it.
Look at this.
Now, this is how bad the pandemic was, guys.
It was so awful.
There was so much death.
People had time to make non-stop choreographed dance routines inside the parking lot.
Like, yeah, that's so many people are dying that you've got time to rehearse this and practice this and film this and edit this.
Not just one or two either.
Lots.
Non-stop around the clock.
It was so scary.
It was so scary.
*music* Thank you.
says anyone is possible to hate more than the politicians.
It's the media for enabling this.
It just goes on and on.
We're supposed to trust these people?
This is how it's supposed to work.
No.
And I just, I love the boxing metaphors, man.
I think it's just, a lot of people can understand it, I think.
It's a very complex and sophisticated sport, but also simple on it's easy to appreciate quickly.
And I particularly like it because of the endurance factor, you know.
Some people like MMA better and shit, right?
I find they're over too fast.
Something gets choked out or knocked out.
It's like you can get knocked out multiple times in a boxing match where an MMA fight, it's over, it's done.
No, they're going to give you 10 seconds to get up.
Sometimes it'll even longer.
They'll dust you off, put your mouthpiece back in, slap you around a bit.
Get back out there and do it again.
I'll get another concussion.
Keep going.
Several times in an evening.
This goes on for 45 minutes, an hour, maybe.
It's war.
And seeing people push themselves through these, like incredible, the damage and the risk and the humiliation potential.
Like, it's just.
You have to go into a place mentally where you're like, I'm going to die before I give up.
And some people do die in this sport.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And Taddy's right.
It is a great metaphor for life.
And I like it.
I like, like I said, we have fantasy stories.
We have all these things that speak to the human spirit of overcoming crazy odds and things.
And those stories, those are the ones that we cherish the most and we respect the most and we think about the most because they're real.
And it's not, again, a minor obstacle was crushed.
Oh, you know, Jimmy fucking mowed the lawn.
He's a 40-year-old adult, healthy man, and the lawn is, you know, 50 square meters.
Wow.
Should we build a statue of him?
You know, if you don't get knocked down into a place or put up against a wall with odds that are, you know, looking real bad, you don't get the opportunity to win despite those odds and create a legend.
Talk about creation and building something.
Thank you.
Would you rather be an onion farmer in the 1700s?
It always makes it more appealing.
I've always been drawn to that.
Anybody else like that?
Before we get it, I'm going to play this last little clip here.
We're talking about boxing and it's – you need to see it to believe it.
We're talking about boxing and it's – you need to see it.
I've always been drawn to the underdog.
I had a friend when I was a kid.
We were into like sports and shit, hockey, whatever, right?
And I had a team.
Probably the Maple Leafs, right?
Or it was baseball.
It didn't matter.
We were like 12, 13 years old or something, right?
10 years old.
And I had my team.
It was ride or die, you know, win or lose, best team in the league, worst team in the league.
It didn't matter.
And this other kid, he would literally, my dad asked him, like, well, which team are you?
Like, I thought you were this, you know, team fan.
Who do you like now?
And he said, I generally like whoever's the winning, whoever's the best.
That's who I cheer for.
Like, what a coward.
Because I'll just support the winners when times are good, and then I'll flake off and go support another team when they fall off.
Oh, I'm in the Penguins camp now because they're the winners.
That's so shallow.
So fake and gay and pathetic.
No, I don't find that interesting.
I don't want to support that.
I want to support the long shot comeback story.
Those are always the most compelling.
Those are always the most satisfying.
The 100 to 1 odds.
Impossible.
Shouldn't have happened.
Couldn't possibly be.
And as it gets closer and closer to be, it becomes more exciting, higher stakes, more interesting, more fascinating, more human.
And then it becomes, can you just do things?
Go further.
Are you tired?
Further.
Now?
No.
Further.
Feels like I've gone really far.
Keep going.
When you start to panic because you feel like you've gone way too far, you're just keeping started.
That uncomfortable, like, oh, there, there we go.
Now we're in the money.
Now you're going to find out.
How much can you take?
How far can you go?
Now you're going to learn.
You're going to go into the dark, dark room and find out what's in there.
Uncharted territory.
I've never done anything this hard.
This has never been this difficult.
This is fucking crazy.
Yeah.
This is new.
Let's find out.
Nobody pays to see that.
Nobody wants to see Mike Tyson beat up a seven-year-old.
You know, nobody wants to.
They want to see war.
They want to see a contest.
They want to see a struggle.
They want to see something like that.
They want to see somebody make an insane, you know, improbable comeback because it inspires them and it reminds us all that you can just do things.
Nothing's really impossible.
And if you're set up in a bad situation, instead of lamenting how terrible it is and how bad the odds are, oh man, I'm blown.
It's so over, dude.
Or what if you don't quit and you come back?
What if what if you're at the absolute low, the worst, you know, and you're like ready to fucking die?
No hope.
Terrible.
It's just, you're in the void, you know?
It's like, I got nothing.
Yeah, maybe you do have nothing.
You have one thing.
What if you made it back out?
Seems impossible.
What if you did?
Because sometimes people do.
What if you did?
If you're there anyway, you might as well try.
If you're doomed, it's not going to matter.
Why not?
Maybe the impossible happens.
And then you can help other people.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Maybe just by doing it at all.
Someone noticed and someone took inspiration from that.
I see that all the time around the community.
People are changing their lives for the better.
They're getting healthier.
They're becoming strong.
They're recalibrating.
They're just better.
And other people see this, and they want to get in on it too.
And it's contagious.
Courage is contagious, and so is fear.
So pick one.
Because it is a choice.
The situation may not be.
How you interpret it and how you want to approach it and how you want to deal with it and how you decide how this is going to go, how you're going to conduct yourself, and how you're going to be, that's totally up to you.
So just make a choice.
Decide what you want.
Who you want to be?
What's the story?
What's the page?
What's it going to say?
Made it 10 minutes, gave up immediately?
Or heroically struggled to the very end like a fucking king.
And when they finally rolled over and beat their last heartbeat, the whole fucking town came out to say thank you for that example of courage and love for what's important.
Stories are cool, but evidence is better.
I like the real thing, you know?
So I would show you this and it's wise.
It's only a couple minutes.
It's one round.
Early 2000s.
It was in the Castillo.
And I could describe what happens to you, but it wouldn't be the same as if you watched it.
You wouldn't believe it.
And it's like, who the hell are these guys?
They're just two guys doing stuff.
Round 10 scheduled for 12. Time, time, get over there.
Get over there.
No, time in.
Let's go.
Tony Wiggs checking the tape on the left club of Castile.
They touch clubs.
And here we go again.
That's right.
I brought the music, too.
WBCWBO Unification Lightweight Title Fight.
Buckle the fuck up.
Left hook by Castillo.
And Corrales is down.
The mouthpiece comes out.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Come on.
Takes his time.
You all right?
We'll continue.
Takes the count.
Okay, here we go.
Time.
Nope.
Come in.
Not done.
They get the mouthpiece back.
He was up at eight.
Put it in.
Let's go.
Getting the fucking face beat off of him.
Joe Gushin trying to get involved.
Come back and get some more.
What a dramatic moment here in round 10 as Corrales hits the canvas.
Castillo.
Have another concussion.
Looking to finish it here.
He goes down again.
How's that feel?
It's all over.
Your career is over.
You're done.
Brain damage.
Give up.
Lay down.
Die.
Die.
Come here.
Come here.
Why won't you fucking die already?
Take the one point off.
You bigot.
One point off here.
It's hopeless.
One point off.
One point.
Excessive.
Surrender.
A point deducted.
Come on.
Come on.
Straight up the mouthpiece.
Don't you dare.
Don't you come out here again.
What are you doing?
Don't you dare.
It's pointless.
You idiot.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
I'm going two times here in the tent.
Again Castillo going back to work.
And if Corrales can get through this round.
The dynamic of the fight has now changed.
The point where he may very well need a knockout.
With a minute thirty-five to go.
He's got a long way to go.
Corrales.
No, no, no.
But he just hurt Castillo with the right hand.
Or at least pushed him back.
That was astonishing.
And he hurts him with a hook.
Corrales comes back.
A straight right.
Now Castillo against the rules.
Let's go.
Unbelievable.
Evans blows.
We're all standing here.
Snell the block.
Snell is here.
Coming back after being on the canvas twice here in the tent.
Now Castillo steps back.
Can't beat a man that doesn't give up.
Castillo's in trouble.
Leak steps in.
And the fight is over.
Corrales with a remarkable, dramatic turnaround to win this fight.
Unbelievable.
Are you fucking serious?
Can't believe it.
Can't believe it.
We'll be right back.
None of that's possible if he gives up.
Instead, you know, right there, it's all clearly over.
dead but no You don't get to have that kind of a payoff if you're not willing to pay the toll.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But if you are, well, they got to kill you to stop you.
One way or the other, we're going to come to a definitive conclusion.
I like it.
I like the long odds.
I like the underdog story.
I like the comeback kid.
You know, it's always endearing.
'Cause that's real fact.
You know why?
'Cause that's real strength.
It's easy to win when you're on top.
It's easy to win when you have every advantage.
Win when you're broken and you got one eye.
You can't see.
You can't hear anything.
You're fucked up.
You're getting your face punched in.
Win under those conditions.
You do that.
Damn, son.
That's a sport.
How far are people willing to go to protect their existence, you know?
Probably a little ways.
I'm not too worried about it.
I'm looking forward to it, and I enjoy it.
We're making movies about it with our friends traveling the country on a rampage.
What the fuck are you doing?
What are these people doing?
Complaining.
Nice.
Tell me more.
Soon there will be Philly, boys.
Lord Wallace, thank you very much.
It's my dear.
Appreciate it, guys.
Thank you.
As usual, richiedistons.com, jeremymackenzie.ca.
You can find all the links to my social media channels and things that I have.
I didn't have to do a YouTube channel here yet, but I will eventually stop in there.
See you anyway!
Appreciate the support.
As always, you can find the Gumroad link at the bottom if you want to help me out that way.
But you don't have to, it's free, because at the end of the day, I don't really need money.
I just want to see it burn.
I just want to see it burn.
This country deserves a better class of terrorists, and I'm gonna give it to them.
Six times a terrorist propatria!
See you on the beach.
This...
This feels incredibly dangerous.
Because look!
Look at the structure still!
Who made the pyramids?
I don't know who these people are.
Do they have god power?
Like, who are they aliens?
What is this?
Please don't get them on cocaine.
Because it can only destroy the civil.
It's not gonna make things better.
What are you- what?
What bitches?
There's no bitches!
No!
This is a 1970s Los Angeles film!
That's the Pharaoh!
No, please, I am not.
Of course he likes cocaine.
Why wouldn't he?
Eventually, people in the future are going to find out about this, and we're going to have a lot of explaining to do.
And I am not going to be part of it.
I'm telling everybody.
You're the Pharaoh's dealer, and that's the end of it.
You think that someone could, with your abilities, you do something a little less childish?
I don't know.
You came all this way, and this is what you're going to do.
Yeah, you say you came for the Egyptian honey, but I don't think you mean the bead.
I see, I know Cleopatra is hot.
Oh, he's going to do coconut and vaguely passion.
I don't want to be here.
Because they motherfucking people.
They take your organic spell.
I don't.
Let's go sideways.
Export Selection