See the red blowing out of his eyes and make sure he doesn't overdose.
I don't think he can.
I don't think it's possible.
It's nothing to worry about.
Some women he had tagged along felt the same way, but they were human, so they definitely can and did.
And we don't talk about that anymore.
And that's why we don't go to Belize anymore.
Right, Phil?
Right.
Why we don't go to Belize anymore.
He remembers.
He's just playing dumb.
How are you guys doing?
Welcome back.
It is Friday.
Is this the last day?
The end of January, finally.
Thank God.
Oh my God.
This one dragged on.
On the one hand, time does seem to be going by faster and faster, but on the other hand, I mean, I could have sworn, and that's probably just my general attitude and demeanor.
It's like the low, like, okay, the temperatures, no sunlight, the low vitamin D, all that.
Just the, there's a feeling in Canada that comes with the month of February that I'm sure it doesn't exist in, say, Texas or California or Italy or other places.
In Canada, there is.
It's more of an emotion.
It's a state of being.
February in Canada.
It looks like someone who's just recently shot themselves in the mouth with a gun outside the hedge maze at the Overlook Hotel.
Everything's frozen in ice.
What's that a painting of?
That's what it feels like to live in Canada in February.
Which year?
Oh, any year.
Any year after like 1995, pretty much.
Especially now.
And it's going to get a lot better.
Trump's taking a look at it and he's like, I think I can make it even better.
I think I can make it suck even worse.
And it's going to.
It's going to.
Looking forward to that.
January will be over in a few more hours.
Just stay with us, guys.
If you can survive January, look, I know February is the main event and it's the worst, but it's only 28 days.
So many years is 29. Is this his leap year?
Are we having 29 days?
This isn't, is it?
It's been a minute.
I don't know.
Stupid.
I think it's only 28 this year.
Thank God.
I couldn't do an extra February day this year.
Not this year.
Ask me next year.
I got to save those up.
Save those up like bonus cards.
It's right to bin.
28?
Okay, confirmed, we're good.
We need to go back to the old 13-month calendar.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I've been hearing.
That's what some people are saying used to exist.
A lot of people are saying that.
A lot of people say that there used to be 13 months and it would have worked a lot better.
It would have looked a lot cleaner, a lot nicer, a lot more efficient.
But we don't.
We don't have that anymore, unfortunately.
Now we have DEI diversity hires.
We've got people flying planes.
It shouldn't be flying planes, to be honest with you, quite frankly.
A lot of people are saying that as well.
They're crashing into...
my generation and probably the ones previous and you know maybe the younger ones not as much but I grew up in a much more stable time where if there was a lot of issues and problems especially in society or as a country it wasn't anything we couldn't handle like it was thing it was something we could fix so it wasn't you know mental you know uh what's the seppuku what's the thing the the japanese do i've disgraced my family they stick the sword in them you know it
wasn't doing that to yourself to just try to just just to be concerned and like man how do we fix it it's beyond our ability to deal with like there is so much damage like we need to go to the life rafts and get off the boat really um but there there is some pain relief i guess and just accepting like it is you know i mean this is beyond a lot of this is beyond us and it's not going to be fixed it's not going to be repaired so just i just make fun of a lot of it because there's nothing we can do it is what it is um they've destroyed
a lot the status quo of the political establishment and their cronies and their lackeys and their cheerleaders and the media and all these bootlicking retarded people and a lot of the guys a lot of the people you guys are arguing with on twitter i've noticed by the way these aren't human beings you know this yes um there'll be a post a political bro post about whatever i'm gonna i'm gonna do the things i'm gonna stop the crime whatever vapid nonsense empty-headed There's nothing going on in there.
It's just a silhouette of a human, allegedly, in some kind of suit.
Maybe like this one.
Their mouths are opening and closing.
Noises are emanating from their throat area.
But it might as well be a different language.
It's meaningless dribble.
It's nothing.
There's nothing in there.
And there'll be people in the comments, you know, and there'll be some really like dumb, simple, like either supportive or negative, like attacking.
And they'll rile people up and they're going back and forth.
And I'll go and I'll look at this profile created January 2025, you know, 60 followers.
I'm like, so this is, this is an Indian bot.
This isn't a human being.
No one created a Twitter account last week to argue with you anonymously for no reason in the bottom sec, I mean, way in the back end, in the nosebleed section of a comments under a tweet.
No one.
Oh, it's the fans, bro.
No, no, it's just, see, these parties pay.
They won't ever admit this, but this is probably one of the most corrupt countries in the world.
I've been saying that for years.
I stand by that.
And I think I'll be proven right in the future.
Doesn't matter to me.
I know it's true.
But they won't admit it.
But they pay them.
They pay these bought farms and firms and, you know, even just a guy with a company.
You say, I want lots of people supporting these accounts.
And they'll say, okay, and they'll create 50,000, 10,000, whatever you're willing to pay.
I mean, whatever the price is per engagement, whatever you're, you know, and they will assign, you know, a number of their employees.
It could be five or 10 guys operating 20 accounts apiece at the same time.
There's pictures of them and they're sitting in front of a desk and there's like 50 phones and they're just that's literally their job.
And it's in India, it's in Mumbai somewhere or it's in China or it's in some, it's in some third world hellhole where like people are like, it's do that or eat bugs and tree bark and try to live off of that.
So that's what they do to live.
And that's who you're fighting with.
You're fighting with Jing Pong Tuo or Pinder or Nenshi or some guy who, you know, and you go to their profile, it's like Canadian Patriot MAGA.
And it's just generic nonsense.
And again, it's a two-week old account or it's a five-month-old account, a six-month, like, you know, it's stupid, man.
Oh, you know.
Like, my account's only summertime old, like July after I've been banned.
How many Twitter accounts I've lost?
Probably 10, 10 or 12. The biggest one I had was 50,000, and then I had a 25,000, then a 10,000.
And I don't know.
I think I'm almost back to seven.
You know, it's just, what a waste of time.
And it is a waste of time.
And it's a waste of your energy and your spirit.
So you're being sucked into something that's pointless.
And it'll irritate you.
It'll be on your mind.
And it'll distract you from doing things.
Like maybe your wife's trying to talk to you and you're thinking about some dickhead idiot.
That's an Indian guy on the other side of the world.
It's not even a real person.
It's not, that's not even, you know?
So you just blocked immediately.
Blocked.
It's not, it's not a weak, it's a smart thing to do.
Like nobody's, nobody's given out straps for like, dude, I am the best at arguing online.
It's the biggest waste of time in the world.
Just block them immediately.
It's a waste of time.
Also, by the way, if accounts are blocked a lot, they go way down in the, you know, like not SEO search engine optimization rankings, but like discoverability.
And the more you'll see them, they take hits because people are like, fuck you, I don't want to hear from this anymore.
So I block everyone that I don't, if they say anything stupid or anything annoying, I'm just like, nope, nope, I don't need to hear it.
I don't want, or like, I think that I didn't come here to hear what you think.
If I did, I would say, what do you think about, but I didn't do that, did I?
Did I send you a DM or did I make a post with a poll and saying, what do you think?
Sometimes I do.
Did I do it?
No, I didn't.
So I don't care.
Well, I just think I don't care.
Block could buy forever.
I don't give a shit.
You weed the garden, you burn the trash, and you stay on task.
That's what you do.
Okay.
You maintain the relationships you need to maintain, healthy ones with good people, your friends, your family, your coworkers, whoever, people you're engaging with, positive.
It's bringing you something.
It's helping you.
You're either learning, you're gaining information or you're making friends or you're something.
You're getting something out of this.
Anything that's just, you know, that toxic, just pull it out of the, rip it out of your life, throw it in the trash, burn it, and then get back to work.
Focus on what you're doing.
Because if you're, hopefully, you know, you should.
Everyone should be a goal.
If you want to get something done, you have to have a goal of some kind.
Short, mid, and long-term objectives to get there.
Like, what is it you want?
I want to be a pilot.
We're going to need some more of those.
So, okay, what do you need to do?
Well, I'm 19 or I'm whatever.
Well, maybe you need more education.
Maybe you need to get in shape for, like, you do.
These are steps to getting to that.
So that's what you're focused on.
That's your goal.
And if you're, that's what I should be doing.
What did you do today?
I spent six hours arguing on Facebook with random, with people that probably aren't even real.
Okay.
So could you have spent six hours at the gym or six hours reading about physics or air crew air mechanics?
No, you okay.
You see what I'm saying?
And this adds up, man.
It adds up a lot of time.
So it's like they're time vampires.
I just get, just no one cares.
And then they don't exist anymore, which is really funny.
Sometimes people will send me tweets or posts and stuff.
And it's like, you know, the Legion of Losers on like Dumpster Island, we call it.
There's probably 20 or 30 of them who full time believe they're engaged in some kind of deep, endless battle of wits with me.
I don't think about them at all and haven't in years at all.
And they're just, they think this account is secretly me and that person must be me.
None of them are me.
I've got so much.
I am so fucking busy.
I don't have time for any of this and I don't care.
And it's a waste of time.
But that's what they do with their entire lives.
So you imagine, I can't imagine like how the shame of that.
Imagine being a child.
Imagine being 15 or 16 and realizing that your dad is a fucking huge loser coming in from, you know, playing basketball with your friends or something.
Or, you know, we used to play street hockey a lot when I was a kid, stuff like that.
And you come in the house and you know, oh, supper.
Is anybody cooking so?
Nobody's cooking supper.
Is there we having what's dad doing?
Dad, what are you doing?
Well, I just think that I'm looking slava Ukraine, you know, like, Dad, what are you doing?
You're 50. You know what I mean?
Well, I just have to say, no, you don't.
You have to make me something to eat.
I'm 14 and I'm hungry.
14-year-olds should be able to feed themselves, but you know, I couldn't.
But they should.
So just, you know, that's my advice for that.
Weed the garden, burn the trash, stay on task.
Don't waste time.
They're a waste of your time.
Find out what it is you want to do or what you need to do or where you're trying to go or what you're trying to get to do and focus on that.
People are helping you or they're supportive of that.
If they're, you know, assisting you or they're adding anything to your life or at worst case scenario, it's a wash.
They don't add, but they don't take anything away.
It's a neutral relationship.
That's fine.
You know, maybe you like them for some reason.
That's okay.
But if they're, you know, generally, it's all just take, you know, what am I getting out of this?
Nothing.
Then you should, you should stop because our time is the most valuable resource we have.
And it's the, I, I, I know, I say this a lot, but you never know who's listening.
People may be listening for the first time ever, or they, you know, listen all the time.
And it's worth repeating because I, I tell it to myself all the time.
I have those little memento Maury coins.
I've got all, it's just, it's important because we don't know how you could be gone tomorrow, man.
I saw a video Chris Dacey uploaded a half hour ago.
You're just, I'm playing Xbox in my house.
Are you?
Well, a plane has crashed into your house.
Now you're dead.
That happens.
Or, oh, are you just out getting groceries in downtown Halifax?
No, you're not.
You're dead because an Indian man just smashed into you with a truck and fled the scene, you know?
Nobody thinks that's going to be them.
And there's nothing we can do about that either.
The only way you can combat that risk to mitigate that, at least to a point where you're like, well, at least I didn't waste my time, the life that I had, is living that way, where you don't waste your time.
You don't want to be old and regretful.
Like I just sat around farting on the internet all day, anonymously, like an idiot.
And I never accomplished anything.
I never even had a family.
Like one of the easier things to do is just, you know, get laid and finish the job, you know?
I couldn't.
I couldn't figure it out.
You couldn't?
I was too busy playing Call of Nudity.
Calling people mean words on the internet anonymously because like I'm not trying to get fired or anything.
You don't even have a job.
Yeah, but I could have a job.
You know, brutal.
Weed the garden, burn the trash.
Stay on task.
Time is the one resource you have that you don't know how much of it you have left.
You could have an hour.
You could have 50 years.
You could have six months.
You could have 10 years.
You have no idea.
And when it's spent, you can't ever get it back.
Money, I could make and spend a million dollars and then make another million dollars again.
Whatever.
Time, though, I am never going to be 37 years old again.
Never mind 27 years old again.
It's over.
It's gone.
And you can't ever get it back.
And all these, you can see it in the lifestyles and the faces of these celebrities and people that are, who's that guy?
What's his name?
Brian Johnson?
He's like some billionaire who's like obsessed with not aging.
He's like, I have the bones of an 18-year-old.
Guess what, pal?
You're going to die at like 70, 80, 90, like everybody else.
Like, I don't care what you think.
This guy's entire life routine every single day is like red light therapy and these different vitamins, all just constant, like meddling with his, with his biological capsule, his body that he's residing in to make it last for as long as possible.
That's basically his life.
And you're like, that's not what we're here to do, Chief.
Like, that's not the point.
And you're not going to win.
You're not going to beat God.
Okay.
You're going to die eventually.
Or you can be like, I'm 57, but I look 39. Like, that's nice.
You get, you died in a plane crash.
So like, you know, you don't, that's what you did with your, what you did with your time was try to buy more time, which you, you know, they're all afraid of it.
They're all afraid of death.
They're afraid of the end and they want to live forever.
They want more time.
They want to, they want to stay young, right?
Like Madonna, like some of these, you have to forgive me.
I, I haven't paid attention to celebrity pop culture stuff in like, man, it's got to be 10 years.
I mean, I probably, no, not that long, but seven for sure, six or seven for sure.
So I don't even know, man.
I don't know who plays hockey anymore.
I don't know actors' names or bands or I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't pay attention.
It's too guard.
It's too rotten and filthy and disgusting.
And not even like the perverse, degenerate stuff.
I mean, just the souls of these people, the characters themselves, the spirit that inhabits them.
It's just repulsive.
They're just repulsive peoples.
I can't, you know, they can't do it.
That's why I just checked out.
But, you know, they're desperate to just stay 28 forever, you know, or 35. And they're just, they're doing crazy stuff.
There was one girl.
What the hell was her name?
She was big when I was in high school.
So like black and white television, basically now.
Oh, man.
Amanda Bynes, is that who I'm thinking of?
She was in like some movies at the time.
You know, I'm like 16. When I was 16, she was one of the girls that all the guys were like, you know?
I was talking with me Morgan Lee last night.
Early 90s, like there was Demi Moore.
You know what I mean?
Like there's a few faces and names that everybody notices.
Anyway, she looks like a completely different person now.
There's a ton of these.
I think is Gwen Stefani another one?
You remember her?
Don't speak.
No more lip injections.
You don't even look like a person.
Don't ask me because it hurts.
Oh no.
Don't speak.
I can't look at your face.
You look like a dried-up raisin.
Look like a haunted house.
It's such a shame, you know?
She was so talented.
She was so pretty.
Now she looks like a fucking circus attraction from a, like a, like the part of a, the part of the music video from like a 1999, like music video for a Kiss album.
They just cut that part out.
That's what she looks Like now, she looks like what you'd cut out of a really deranged, unhinged video.
Psycho Circus from Kiss when they made their comeback and like whatever that year that was.
Remember that scary, they're just desperate, right?
And they have all kinds of money and influence, and they're just gonna destroy their face and their body for what reason?
Like just full-on, totally captured by narcissism and this idea of their own, like they've missed it.
They missed the plot entirely and they're totally, you know, gone.
And, you know, what a sad thing.
So I guess, you know, the lesson is you can't get more time, you know?
Make it count.
You only get what you get, and that's it.
But I mean, I've, I've been kind of living with this since I was 20, 21, you know?
I was in the military for a long time and a lot of, you know, friends and people I knew for years or lived with or, you know, were close with, they started dying when I was 20 years old.
And it didn't stop for, it's still going on.
And some of them were kind of you could see coming and some of them you couldn't.
And others were literally just, you know, they were there one minute and now they're literally not anywhere.
They're just dust.
That's it.
They never found anything.
They found a boot or something, right?
So it's good to have a healthy respect for your mortality and the limited time that we have because I think that motivates people to make it count.
And I think that's the whole point.
Otherwise, why don't we live to be 500 years old?
On the other hand, if life wasn't so cheap like it is in most parts of the world, like it is in Afghanistan and other places, I mean, you can get killed for nothing.
Nobody cares over there.
That place is so upside down.
Oh, it's great culture.
It's a shithole.
Afghanistan is a shithole.
And the people there are fucked.
They have designated children that are for raping, like boys, the Bakhibazi boys or Bachibaz, whatever it was.
They paint their fingernails and put makeup on them and stuff.
And they're like the village bicycle.
I'm not kidding.
That's just one of the many lovely things that goes on there.
That place is, you know, but it's like, well, it's not our problem, you know?
How many countries in the world?
How many billions of people?
Like, why is it, why do, there's, there's people I know that don't have enough food.
Like where I live.
Like, why am I going to the other side of the world to deal with this?
It's dumb.
Anyway, don't waste your time.
It's important that you don't waste it.
For you.
I mean, I'm not getting anything out of this.
I'm just reminding myself and others.
So, you know, it's the most important resources you have.
Time.
And you don't know how much you have left.
And you can never get it back when it's gone.
And fortunately, I've gotten to eat a lot of it.
Again, the Legion of Losers on Dunster Island, I eat it all.
It all comes to me.
All that mental energy and speech and thought and activity, all of it centered around my existence, it's actually feeding energy towards me.
It's empowering me, actually.
So funny.
And none of them are impressive people.
You know, they're all fat, dumb.
Like, what have you ever done?
I was worked at the post office for a minute and I got fired for being drunk.
Cool.
And that's it.
All right, man.
All right.
Strange Brew, what's up, sir?
I'm on Rumble here for a minute.
He says, goodies.
Vincent Price voice.
Do I remember that one?
Vincent Price.
Oh, no, that's not him, is it?
I don't remember.
You don't have to remind me.
I think we're doing, I'm supposed to do a weird, I'll We'll get right weird.
February, sometime in February.
I can't remember.
I'll have to check my phone.
Good evening, he says, in Vincent Price.
He's very excited to have you back on the show soon.
There you go.
You help keep us that notice.
You help keep us that notice, the systematic destruction sane.
Is that what it is?
I don't know why people tune into this, to be honest.
I don't get it.
I mean, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't watch my own show.
But on the other hand, I mean, I see it too, and it pisses me off.
And I go off on it because it's just so stupid.
It's so incredibly dumb and lazy and entitled and selfish.
And it's just, I mean, it is enough to drive you crazy.
It has driven people crazy.
Lots of them have gone crazy.
And, you know, I don't blame them because it's a big deal.
It's a lot.
And you just, you got to take breaks, though.
You got to take breaks.
You got to do normal people stuff is advice I've been giving for a while.
You could tell when somebody's been on the internet too long, you know?
They're starting to get really like, when's the last time you just went for a walk in the woods?
You know, like, should you anything?
Oh, man, did you know about this Rothchild?
Fucking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you're really, you're really, you look yellow.
Like, are you eating any?
What are you doing?
What's going on with you?
I think that guy's a clone.
You need to take a nap.
Just, let's just take a nap for a minute.
I'll get back to you later.
Why don't you have some good, get, have some soup, take a nap, you know?
But because you'll go nuts, man.
And it's not because the content or the subject matter is not important.
It's just that it can be so overwhelming, I think, emotionally, especially if you're a sensitive person or if you're actually somebody who actually gives a damn at all.
It can be really hard on your head and your heart and everything.
So that can create an opening through your emotions.
It's almost like reverse brainwashing in a way, because that's how they brainwash you is through emotional, like they'll pull the emotions out of you so you're nice and raw, you know?
It's like stripping away your defenses.
That's what they do with a lot of these movies.
They use the right cinematic tones and themes and imagery and sounds to put you in the right kind of mood to bring those feelings out.
And then that's when they come down with that elbow right into the that's when the propaganda comes in.
And that's when it hits because your defenses are down.
You're engaged.
They've got you.
You've been captured.
You know, they want you to pay attention on the news.
Well, they play scary.
Tonight on the COVID pandemic.
Oh, God.
There's a meter that's like maxed out.
Oh, it's going to blow.
There's scary virus people ensue.
Oh, my God.
Like, you could just talk normally.
What's with the production?
Oh, well, because it's brainwashing.
That's why.
And you need to be entertained.
They got to infotain you, right?
So, if you're, you know, you dwell on it too much, it can, you know, elicit your emotions.
And then once you're in that state, you're emotional, that's when you can massage and change and rearrange things.
It's like unlocking.
Now you're unlocked.
I'm just giving free classes now.
I feel like if you know how it works, it's less effective on you.
At least that's what I thought initially.
And I was like, and I'm sticking by that, you know, years later.
I think it's working.
It's when they can, if you can get somebody in an emotional state where they've stopped thinking, now they're just feeling things.
Now they're just absorbing.
You got them.
Now they can get in your head and start moving stuff around.
And that's how everything's designed.
They're not educating you, right?
Because education's boring.
PowerPoint presentation?
Fucking.
Next slide.
Oh.
Thank you.
The star fort frequently used during colonial times by Napoleon's troops.
Next slide.
No, no.
No, there's going to be a pile of shoes.
You know?
There's got to be something else going on.
Like Hollywood.
Hollywood, you know?
It's also funny that I watched the transition happen.
And I'll also put this down.
And this isn't like because I happen to be one.
I just think objectively, my generation-ish, like people, I'm 38, so I'd say 38, anywhere between like 32 and like 47, something like that.
Like a 15-year kind of range around where I am, is probably the most important generation alive today because they're the only people that know.
If you grew up younger than that, you grew up post-9-11, post-social media, post-internet.
That was all here when you got here.
So you can look at the past and go, man, that must have been something else, but you don't know and you can't feel that.
It's gone for you.
You never had it.
And people much older, well, they, you know, things have only gotten really insane quite recently for them.
Like life was very normal for 60 years or 57 years, and then it went bananas for the last four or five, and they just can't, look, what is wrong with these boomers?
Well, they've been heavily brainwashed for 60, 70 years.
And now you're not going to undo that with a, with a Twitter post, you know?
Watch this three-minute video.
Why have you not hit the eject button on 70 years of indoctrination?
I showed you a three-minute TikTok.
What don't you understand?
You know, like, that's what you're competing with.
They're spending billions of dollars a day around the clock.
I don't even know what the number is.
I was tweeting about this earlier.
Yesterday, maybe.
Because of the whole.
It's just.
Listen, if you're anybody of any consequence at all and you say Hitler, everyone's going to pay attention to what you say, no matter what it is.
It's just how we are obsessed.
He's the most famous person that's ever lived.
Bryce Mitchell from the UFC, he said so.
He's like, I honestly think Hitler was a good guy, man.
I'd have gone fishing with him.
Something like that.
Right?
And everybody goes, fucking bananas.
It's like, why the emotional reaction?
Guy's, he's dead.
He can't come back.
He can't hurt you.
And there's actually like really terrible shit going on right now.
Right.
But nobody cares about that.
Dana White wasn't going to condemn the Israeli, you know, military or anything, but he will.
Anyway, it's fucking dumb.
But anyway, the point was.
What was the point?
Where was I going with that?
Hitler.
Yeah, that's it.
I was going to say Hitler a bunch of times to get the algorithm going.
Hitler, I would have gone fish with him, man.
seem like a good guy.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, that was the point.
So the tweet was like, you know.
There's a lot of things that are not correct or not even not correct.
The way that we're taught and educated about the current world we're in, which is the post-World War II arrangement, we're still living in the consequences of that war of Armageddon, basically.
It was...
Discounted Gen Xers.
No, I think you were included.
It's like a anyway.
If you were alive and like somewhat an adult, like I was 17 before 9-11, so I had like a, I had a taste of it, but I wasn't like 25 or something.
That would have been a little bit worse, but pre- and post-internet.
So you can see it from both sides.
And the younger people don't have that advantage or experience.
And the older people are just too far gone.
A lot of them are just too far gone and they're in too deep.
They spent billions of dollars on making sure everybody thinks the right things for so long.
So you're up against this billion-dollar an hour round-the-clock, steady print, media, news, pop culture, music, sports, video games, art, you name it.
You name it.
There is a lens for which everything must pass for it to exist or it gets destroyed, and that is whatever they say goes.
And they just leave a lot of it out, you know?
And when you go back and look at what the entirety of the 19, I would even go back further.
World War I is very instrumental if you're interested.
If you don't know anything about World War I, you can't possibly understand World War II at all.
You don't know anything.
Oh, I know everything.
No, you don't know anything because it's the same war, more or less.
They just took a break for a little while and then they kicked her back off again.
You know, much like people talk about like the deep state.
This didn't start yesterday and it's been going on for quite a while.
Like it's a gradual kind of ongoing process or struggle, if you will.
But if you don't know about those things and you can't appreciate it, It won't sit right.
It won't make sense.
It's like coming into the Lord of the Rings at the last third of the movie.
You skip through.
I don't need to know the rest of it.
I'll just know.
You won't understand really what's going on unless, anyway, or why anything's important or why anybody's doing anything.
When you take that in its entirety and fill it in with the rest of the stuff that they wanted you to know, everything looks a lot different all of a sudden.
And billions of dollars are spent on this every day, all the time around the world, right?
So anyway, the point was.
And this is true.
I believe this to be 100% true.
It's just these guys are more involved.
This is a delicate way I got to phrase this.
Some people are, some guys are just, yeah, they're huge pieces of shit.
Other ones are some of the best people you'll ever meet.
They're really good people.
They just see the world differently than you.
They haven't committed any crimes, not killing anybody.
They just think different things than you, maybe.
But I promise you this, because I've met and talked to a lot of people over the last seven, eight years, trying to figure out what's going on and what do I actually believe and where do I stand and sit and all that.
If you don't ask yourself these questions, you're probably not thinking.
I've done that a lot and I think it's healthy.
I think you're supposed to.
Am I sure?
Do I really believe this?
Is that accurate?
And you just do that.
You just double check the math and you go, no, okay.
But make sure.
But if you're one of these people that's just like, no, I'm positive everything I know is correct all the time.
Well, you're probably, you know, not probably not correct.
Might be a psycho.
The average person who's like not political at all or thinks they are, we got to get the lips out.
Wow.
So like poopy pants diaper baby level.
You know, that's where you're at, you know, in the spectrum of like.
Well, it's like you've got experts and then you've got poopy pants baby bum.
You know?
Percocess and pills and thing.
Benzos, I love him.
Why?
What is he?
What is that he does?
I don't know.
Playing some kind of alien musical instrument, maybe?
Yeah.
The average person who is not political, you know, they read headlines or they saw a two-minute TikTok video, like they don't know anything.
They don't know what's going on.
They couldn't tell you who the finance minister is.
They couldn't name five prime ministers.
Their life is dependent on it.
They don't even know the capital cities and all the provinces.
Like they don't know anything.
And then you, yeah, you click their profile.
It's just hockey.
Hockey.
Okay.
So you know about hockey.
If I want, if I have a hockey question, I'll come to you.
Otherwise, be gone.
But however, that person, I promise, and if for whatever reason they're listening, I can't imagine why.
But if they were, and I said, you have way more, and I don't mean just way more.
I mean almost, it almost fits like a glove, except for a couple of little, a couple things that in the big picture, are they really even that important?
Because you could still live side by side alongside each other and really not have any problems.
The average person is pretty much that with your extremists and your Nazis and your all that.
They're pretty much, they're almost right on the same wavelength, except for some minor differences.
And that's why they have to spend billions of dollars an hour everywhere around the world all the time to make sure that that never happens.
Because if it does, it's all over.
It's tomorrow.
It's all over.
Why do you think they love the money?
Why would they waste the money?
For fun, you're spending billions of dollars on suppressing this and censoring speech and using the chill effect, putting people in jail.
You're creating databases and new laws and fining people, putting them in jail for tweeting and all that.
Why go through the effort?
And I'll get to it later, but Canada's now, we released and dropped the charges on somebody who was one of the most wanted criminals in this country.
Most wanted.
Canada's most wanted.
Free to walk.
Do you know why?
Well, they dropped his charges because there wasn't enough money to prosecute Canada's most wanted.
They can prosecute Pat King.
They can prosecute myself and Morgan.
They can prosecute a bunch of truckers.
Ah, Canada's most wanted.
Nah, we just don't have the money for that.
Uh-huh.
So why is the political worldview and anybody tampering with that?
That's priority one.
Always.
And by the way, Dana White, didn't you just beat up your wife in public?
Like, like a couple months ago?
He saw his opening.
He's like, finally.
Somebody else I could.
He's like, listen, man, Jews, man.
Okay.
All right.
Fucking, you know?
I mean, there's Jews and stuff.
Like, that was basically his speech.
Bryce Mitchell.
It's like just condescending, total, like, bro, you were smacking your wife around in public like two months ago.
And yeah, and there's a, there's a hundred other scandals that are far worse than than some guy saying some shit on a podcast that came out of your company.
And, but, you know, stop everything.
Go out of a press conference.
I better, I better let everyone know.
Well, he's got to let his owners know because if you think Dana White owns UFC, that's not exactly accurate.
He's the CEO.
He's not the owner.
What's the company?
Like, it's a weird name.
Something Q. Is there a Q in there?
It's like Q is a parent company that owns UFC.
And I mean, you can go find out who those people are and draw conclusions from that.
I mean, if the people that paid your bills and own your company didn't like something one of your employees was saying, would you feel like maybe you should kind of come down on them publicly to just shield yourself from any potential, right?
I mean, of course.
Of course so.
Because Dana's kind of a pussy, you know?
Rules for thee, but not for me kind of thing.
Anyway, let's go to read some of these chats and then we'll get into her.
Cambie says, I've been sick since Monday.
Well, I used to get sick every February, and now I think, you know, Morgan's all over.
It's a vitamin D. Probably is.
Certainly it's much harder on your immune system.
It was low.
And a pharmacist I know and some other people and something else I've read, it's like crazy low numbers at this time of year.
People come in to get their health check and stuff, and it's like, like, are you alive?
Like, you have not seen the sun in months, according to these charts.
And they haven't.
It's cold and shitty from like, you know, depending on where you're at in Canada, it could be from November to April.
And people just don't really go outside.
It's dark, especially in Western Canada, Northern Canada.
It's dark at like three in the afternoon.
So you get up and go to work at seven, eight o'clock in the morning.
It's still dark.
Sun's coming up.
And when you get home, it's dark.
You're inside working all day or doing whatever working all day.
And it's dark.
It's shit.
So to make things better, Orange Man's going to make sure your groceries are double what they are now.
So that's good.
We're going to put it on difficult mode.
We're going to put it on Maple MAGA mode.
And we're just going to bankrupt these people right into oblivion.
You love to see it.
Get some sun.
It's good for you.
But I would get sick every February.
That's probably why, or it contributes to it anyway.
I think your immune system's weakened.
It's in a weakened state, and you're more likely to get sick.
So you got to, you know, exercise, drink your water, get some sleep, and, you know, I don't like it either.
I don't know.
What are you going to do?
Sun tan, go snowshoeing in the middle of the wintertime?
Just get some goddamn supplements and eat those.
It's fine.
Just cheat.
Just cheat.
Not me.
I'm going mountain hiking for fucking.
Okay, good for you, David Goggins.
I don't.
I'm 40 years old almost.
I spent 15 years in the military almost.
I don't, I'm good.
I'm all mountain climbed out.
I'm just going to lay around.
I'm just going to listen to Mr. Ballin videos for fucking two and a half hours today.
Lay and stare at the ceiling.
I've earned the right.
I want to, and I will.
Mentioned it before, and somebody got rate excited.
It's a great channel.
Guys just sits there in a plaid shirt and backwards hat and tells stories.
And they're pretty good.
I enjoy it.
And they're, you know, if you haven't heard, he's a big, good, big YouTube channel.
Check it out.
It's interesting.
Guys used to be a SEAL, too, which is cool.
He has some cool stories.
Again, you got to have other hobbies and interests outside this stuff or you will go crazy.
You'll just, you won't be a well-balanced person anymore and you're just, you know, kind of leaning too hard in one direction or the other.
And it's easy to tip off and go off into schizo world.
And I think that's not because of the content.
I think it's because the intensity and the emotional gravity attached to it.
You know, we're not, it's not like people are arguing or thinking about like, oh, I just really hope that they axe the tax.
Like, I don't know.
I really need that $50 in savings every week.
It's going to make all the month or year.
It's going to be all like a 1% difference.
It's more like existential crisis.
Like, I hope I'm alive in five years.
I hope my children are able to eat and have a life of any kind.
That would be great if that could be something I could hopefully rely on happening.
And you just, if you live in that world too long, you're going to, it's like, so put it this way.
It's like, this is why we do rotations with our soldiers in wars.
You don't leave them on the front line indefinitely or they become worthless.
They will eventually go crazy and then you can't get them back.
And that's a waste.
Or you use them up for a while until they're like, okay, I need a break.
Yeah, you do.
You do need a break.
You get out, wind down, relax, do some, you know, get you back to normal for a little while.
And then, you know, we just recycle them through.
That way you can use the same guy five, 10, 20 times, maybe over a career rather than sticking him in their front lines for three straight years.
He gets out of there and he looks like one of these fucking Robert Munch paintings.
And he's like, I had to eat human flesh to survive.
I did what I had to do.
Dad, we're looking for cereal.
Cereal.
I bet you could turn that into a boomy trap if you had to.
Dad, you know?
No, he's coming back from that.
No one comes back from the Eastern Front, Meiten boy.
No one.
Cambie, so she's sick.
I'm still gutted.
I still gutted and renovated a bedroom, made homemade food for my family, and spring-cleaned my house.
Okay, so you're not making excuses.
You're just suffering.
But to be fair, you're a female.
You don't get the man cold.
You don't know what it's like.
You have no idea.
No idea.
Women think it's a myth.
Like, oh, men are just, no.
No.
I found a paper.
I should have saved it.
Had something to do with the free testosterone levels in your blood and how you can be affected by these particular viruses.
And it's actually, it's much worse.
So women, women just, it's the, you know, the one time they can be physically stronger than us and they're like, fucking, they just eat it up.
Oh, you have a cold, huh?
I had four children or whatever it is.
It's like, you don't understand.
I'm dying.
Treat you like a baby.
You want some soup?
Yes.
Fear the man cold.
I know.
I'm sticking up for everyone that's had a man cold.
It's real.
It's worse for us.
You have babies.
We have man colds.
even hide for a second.
Anyway.
She's also started pepper plants.
People need to do more.
It does help to stay busy and have things to do that are important, not like busy work nonsense.
I got to do five puzzles today.
No, you don't.
I don't.
You don't.
I got to do some crossword.
No, you don't.
And Strange Brew says, we just did a big deep dive into the dark side of Hollywood and the satanic music industry.
Yeah, it's really messed up, man.
There's some weird.
Yeah, he says, there's so much to uncover once you start to look.
I think a lot of us here have been noticers for a while.
I think a lot of people, if you're in this kind of space, naturally, you have to be a curious person.
And if you are, you're the type of person that asks questions, not because you're trying to catch somebody or get them in a gotcha.
You're just genuinely curious.
Like, I don't understand.
I want to understand and I don't.
So I'm going to keep poking at it and pulling at it until I do.
And if you're someone that's like, rather than just like, I'm just going to get money, bruh.
Get money, bruh.
Money and stuff and things, man.
Look at all my coins, you know.
Idiot.
And if you're not like that, you know, and you care at all, I don't think it's very long into adulthood if you even make it into adulthood.
I didn't.
I think I was 15 before I was like, I'm reasonably certain something's wrong with this place.
You know, you don't have that carefree 10, 12 year old energy anymore.
Everything's, you know, you're innocent, naive, and, you know, probably around 15, 16, right around probably 9, 11. Before then, I started getting suspicious.
And around that time, I started, I was suspicious enough to pay attention when, you know, the grown-ups were talking.
And I just started, that was when I started noticing, like, that doesn't make any sense.
Like, why is the president saying things that don't make sense?
He's lying.
Why is he lying to me?
This is genuine.
This is my genuine thoughts at like 15. Like, why the, you know, time goes on, you just see more and more of it, more of the corruption, more of the lying, more of the manipulation.
And eventually, like, I think this place, I think there's some, something seriously wrong with the world we're in.
I'm, I have a, I mean, they're all smiling and it's all nice blue and green and yellow tones and we're all in this together and all of this shit.
It's all on the surface, very, you know, campy, but it's almost sinister now because we know how full of shit and evil these people are, but they still act like we don't know or we don't see them.
Like a friend of mine sent me a picture earlier.
He's like, oh, guess who was around for lunch day?
Mark Carney.
And I was like, look at that goblin freak, you know, with his face shaking hands, some old lady.
Oh, good.
Another banker.
We're going to have another banker.
I was wondering when we'd get another banker politician.
We need more lawyers and bankers and bankers and lawyers and lawyer banker and banker lawyers.
That's what we need.
That's all of Ottawa pretty much right now and Congress and Washington and then London.
Yes, interesting.
It's strange that politics and banking have such a like why does politics and banking just do this?
What is that about?
Because that doesn't really make any sense.
I saw another great tweet.
I didn't verify if this was true, but I suspect it could be.
Top five companies in the United States is like Amazon, Apple, Facebook, et cetera.
Netflix, I think is one of the top.
Facebook.
Back in my Wall Street days, when I gave a shit, they were called the Fang stocks.
Facebook, Apple, Netflix, and Google.
So like as an index, that was an indication.
Those are like the top.
So those are some of the top companies in America.
Top companies in Canada.
Bank, bank, bank, bank, bank.
RBC, Scotia Bank, Bank of Montreal, TD, Toronto Dominion.
Toronto Dominion Bank just got caught, by the way, recently and got slapped with the biggest fine for laundering money for drug cartels in the history of the United States of America.
So this is not the first time a bank in America has been caught laundering money for drug cartels or criminal organizations.
You see where we're going with this?
So the record belongs to the Toronto Dominion Bank.
So it was a couple of dollars.
Yeah.
Oh, we didn't know.
Sure you didn't.
Sure you didn't.
You're meeting with El Chapo in his jail cell.
Oh, is that who that is?
Oh.
Oh, well, can I be prime minister now?
I'm a banker.
Why is this particular business?
Wouldn't it be strange if like all of the politicians, like 78% of them were hockey players?
Wouldn't somebody go, what is happening?
I mean, I know we're Canadian, we like hockey and everything, but like why, why does that automatically, I don't, I don't quite, I'm not quite, but then you're an anti-pucke.
Then you're going to be called an anti-pucke.
And then you lose your job and your wife divorces you because she's scared of the consequences.
And then you, then you live in a van, eating government cheese down by the river.
So you don't want to be an anti-pucke.
So you just go, hey, I guess the overwhelming supermajority of our government officials and authority figures are hockey players for some reason.
They're not tennis players.
They're not baseball players.
They're not rugby players.
I mean, they're not even bankers.
For some reason, there are athletes, sports players, but this particular sport exclusively.
That's strange.
I mean, that suggests nepotism of some kind, you know, like you hire your friends and family and they hire their friends, and we keep it all in the club, you know?
I mean, it suggests that.
I'm not saying that's what's going on because then, again, I would be an anti-pucke and we can't have that, especially since Trump just signed an executive order.
Anybody talking shit about hockey players will be deported immediately.
We've got to get these people out of our country.
We've got to get them out right away.
Right away, right now.
Anti-pucke are the scum of the earth.
So we can't say that, even if you wanted to say it, ruin your life, put you in jail.
It's the worst thing you can do.
You could be Canada's most wanted and go, well, you know what?
We just have time to prosecute you.
But if you're a fucking anti-pucke, you are a dead man.
We will never stop hunting you.
We will give you a Canada-wide warrant for an assault charge that didn't happen.
It didn't exist.
You're an anti-pucke.
Okay, that makes sense.
Right again.
Sounds good to me.
Where do I collect my coins?
That's Dana White.
He went that way.
And we're over here going, okay.
They all leave.
And we just kind of silently look at each other and go, what the fuck just happened?
Is anybody tracking anything that guy just said?
Like, that doesn't.
I know I'm not a smart guy.
I'm not the smartest guy in the world.
I'm not an educated guy.
I'm not natural.
I'm not like super intelligent or anything.
But I know I'm smart enough to at least recognize that.
It's like if you're in a race, you know?
It's like I'm not at the front.
Like, there's like 17 guys ahead of me, but I can see them.
I'm not that far.
I'm not in 298th place.
I'm in 18th place, you know?
It's not bad.
And I, you know, I have no fucking, I don't know how to explain what it, well, I just, I cannot make sense of this.
This doesn't make any sense.
Is anybody else having trouble understanding why everybody in charge plays hockey and it's illegal to talk shit about them?
Because like that's like that sounds crazy.
Am I crazy to think?
And everyone's acting like it's totally normal.
Everyone's like, oh, you can't?
You can't?
The six million goals, you know?
What about Wayne Gretzky's six million points?
That's true.
That's true.
Are you denying Wayne Gretzky's six million points, sir?
I'm just saying.
Six million points in one career is crazy.
I mean, I don't get jail.
We will put you.
Okay, all right.
I guess he scored 6 million points.
4 million goals, 2 million assists.
Incredible.
Wow.
That's what he did.
You don't believe that, do you?
I have to believe it.
I have to say that I believe it or they'll put me in jail because that's, again, logically, I'm having a struggling boys.
I'm just putting out a brave face, you know, I'm just smiling.
I'm just smiling.
Oh, you know.
Oh, you don't want to say the wrong words, you know, that your mind wanted to have answers to with the same innocence of a child who's just like, I just don't understand.
And you're like, oh, we're going to put you in fucking jail if you do.
Like, it just, it seems fucked up to me.
Doesn't it?
So, I know.
It must.
Wayne Gretzky scored six million goals.
And if you don't.
Six million points.
I'm sorry.
Don't exaggerate.
Bloody, fuck you, bloody.
If you don't believe that.
Well, I'm just going to say, you'd better believe that.
Because in Diagon, that...
Thank you.
It's the Philippide laws.
It's totally normal.
It's not weird.
It's not weird.
It's not nepotism.
It's not special treatment.
We just.
Listen, hockey is the chosen sport.
All right.
Now watch Wayne Gretzky score 6 million points.
Put those calculators down.
There's only 82 games in a season.
What did I say?
We got one in the second row, Phil.
Ten years in prison for Gretzky denial.
People complain about the locker rooms having wooden doors on them, you know?
We can't afford better ones.
I can see it.
I can see it.
I'm just reading comments in the chat, and they're all bad.
Gives another meaning to the word term bag skate, doesn't it?
The Ontario Einsack Skaters.
One of the more controversial teams.
What the hell is wrong with me?
Everything is wrong with me.
I didn't even get to do it.
I'll have my water in a second.
You get the idea.
I'm just doing this.
I'm just doing this for all time's sake.
You know, for the alcoholics.
We have some.
They're around.
We'll fix it.
We'll save them eventually, but, you know, in the meantime.
All right.
Did it catch all these?
I did.
So let's go to Rumble for a minute.
Intrusive thoughts.
Thank you very much, man.
He says, if you spend so much time, money, and energy trying to contain the human spirit for so long, do they really believe it'll work?
You've heard of a Tulpa.
A Tulpa or Tulpa?
I have not.
But anyway, he says, you've heard of a Tulpa, the collective underlying consciousness connecting us all.
I've heard that.
Has ways of fighting back.
That's how you get meme goats toppling countries.
I think so.
And I believe that to some degree.
It might be true.
There's real scientific studies happening to suggest that there is some measure of truth to this that we don't understand.
And my favorite quote about quantum mechanics recently that I read was from some other scientist.
I didn't catch the guy's name because I was too busy laughing.
I just heard it passing and I laughed for a couple of minutes.
And he said, the one thing we know is that it works and we don't know or it works and we can't say how it works, just that it does.
We don't understand nobody.
No, basically nobody actually understands it.
Everyone's full of shit.
Well, actually, this is so string theory where it's no, no one knows how any of it works for real.
Everyone's just guessing.
That's the truth.
That's the actual, you know, January 31st, 2025, as far as we know, no one actually understands what the fuck is going on around here.
We're all just guessing.
Even the smartest people alive are like, I think maybe.
And you're like, maybe?
We're basically monkeys trying to start fire for the first time.
Like that's, we're, we're not anywhere near close.
And I don't think we're supposed to.
They've, they've, they've seen particle particles, is it, it's down to the particle level?
I think so.
Or, or photons, maybe even?
They exist, right?
And then they don't exist.
And then they exist again.
Like they leave, they disappear.
And then they come back.
So so they went somewhere else.
You see what I'm saying?
And returned.
What?
What?
What the fuck is going on?
And maybe the human consciousness is actually is interacting with all matter that is tied together.
And your actual thoughts and emotions and expression.
Everything you do is actually physically Impacting the world around you, the things you're saying, doing, feeling, thinking, all that stuff.
Which, if it was true, would do a lot to explain the power of Hollywood and pop culture.
What's on the radio?
And why do you need to control it all?
Because if it was just a free-for-all and people were allowed to say what they wanted and to listen to what they wanted and support what they wanted, it was all just, yeah, all bets are off.
Like a free, totally open market system.
Let the best man win.
The world would change overnight.
We can't have that.
Think about it.
You know, a big Hollywood blockbuster movie.
Everybody's going to go see it.
80 million people watched this movie over the last month or something, right?
80 million people emotionally engaged, thinking about it, talking about it with their friends.
All these vibrations, these electrical signals are happening in their minds and outwardly being expressed through either speech or just talking to each other and handshakes.
All of this is multiplied by 80 million people.
And then it's out on DVD and whatever the message was that was intended to being received.
It's also reinforced in music and in pop culture.
And it's on Netflix.
And it's even in your comic books.
It's in your video games.
It's in your sports.
It's everywhere.
You see what I'm saying?
This is how the magic works.
Everyone's basically at fixed bayonet ready, you know, looking around in their fighting positions like this.
It's World War I, gas masks on, you know, and guys are just dropping all over the place.
And everyone's like, where are they coming from?
They're not out there.
They're in here.
Everyone is expecting some kind of confrontation because traditionally that's how we've always done things.
If someone was going to come and take you down and take you over and take your stuff and attack you, they would come in numbers with armies and men with pitch, you know, spears and shields or horns and elephants and all that.
That's how it was done.
But because technology has revolutionized communication, mass communication, it started with the printing press.
Newspapers still to this day are relatively a new thing compared to all of human existence.
They used to have to carve stuff in rocks and have people memorize it and come back and carve.
Well, what did that, what is that crooked, okay, oh, shit, I drew the backwards R with the stick through it, not the other.
I got to go back to Greece now and try to remember what that said.
You know, then they had news.
Newspapers was like the internet of the day.
You could get something written down thousands of times in everybody's hands within hours.
Whoa.
And you could, and then it was just copied all over the world.
Now all of a sudden, who owns the newspapers?
You own the means of interpreting the world.
When people want to know what's going on, they go to your newspaper that you own.
Whatever you put in there is whatever they're going to know.
Do you have any idea how powerful this is?
People are talking about, we want to build bombs.
We need tanks.
We need air, but fuck that.
Give me the newspaper.
You give me the newspaper.
I'll have this shit turned around in six months.
That's the most powerful weapon there is.
Having people's attention.
That's why it's so lucrative.
That's why there's so much money spent on it.
That's why it's so important.
It's the most important thing.
They don't need weapons or guys.
The blue helmets are going to invade and take over Canada.
Nobody has to take over Canada, dog.
You've been taken over long time ago.
It's not coming.
Nobody's coming.
They're already here, you know?
Grandpa's still outside with his bayonet, like waiting, you know?
It's like, bro, it's done.
It's not happening that way.
And then the internet came and then television, radio.
So now you're not even just reading words.
Now you're hearing voices, which is far more powerful.
You can hear emotions in people's voices.
You can hear dishonesty in people's voices.
You can hear all kinds of things.
Pick up on little things.
You can actually feel emotions from someone else's voice, from the words they say, how they say it.
Now you've got whole families, towns, you know, in their churches, huddled around radios listening to important broadcasts.
Oh, now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
War of the Worlds with Orson Welles.
This guy was a famous at the time, 1930s, like a filmmaker, one of the early pioneers of like crazy people making movies and doing stuff like that.
He had a radio show called War of the Worlds, and it was about aliens invading America, or was it England?
I can't remember where it was.
And everyone, a lot of people thought it was real.
People were so disturbed.
There were like people getting their guns and barricading themselves in their homes.
Because on the one hand, who would lie about something like this crazy?
Like this kind of stuff didn't exist.
And all of a sudden, this is on the radio.
And it was supposed to, it was just an entertainment, you know, broadcast.
And they didn't say that to like the end.
I think he might have said something in the beginning and then at the end.
But if you hadn't listened to the entirety of it, you just tuned in partway, midway, you'd be like, what is happening?
Oh, my God.
They're gunning everybody down in the streets.
There's machines on time.
Oh, God, everyone's on fire.
Oh, my God.
You know, you're just listening to this, like, what is happening in Detroit?
He's given metal machines.
Everyone thought it was true.
I think that was, that might have been the hint.
I think some smart people noticed that and went, oh, shit, we got a super weapon on our hands.
You're telling me I can just tell a compelling story over this noise box and millions of people will hear it and just get Javi on the phone right away, you know?
Javi, come here.
I got an idea.
Let's go make some fucking movies, bro.
Where's Jennifer Alba?
*grunt* *heh* *heh*
He basically was Jabba the Hutt.
He was a kid.
But anyway, War of the Worlds at Orson Welles, and people thought it was real.
And that was just the radio.
Then we go to television.
Now you're visually engaged.
Now you can see people's faces emoting, communicating with you, right?
You're not told or taught or trained from an early age, as we should be, that like pretend this is a TV, but I guess this is TV now.
Most people don't really watch TV anymore.
Like I kind of, we kind of do it like in bed, you know, whatever, but sitting around, unless it's an important event or like a pay-per-view or something, but like just turning on TV, like that doesn't happen anymore.
Now it's this.
Now we got these little things.
And they don't train them to be like, this, this is entertainment.
That's all this is.
There's nothing, you know, that's all it's for.
You need to learn something or not.
You go, you know, we have designated areas for that.
This is, this is, you can't trust any of this.
People knew that.
Like, oh, well, if I'm on Wikipedia, my teachers would have hit you with a stick when I was in school if you tried to cite something on Wikipedia.
Now the news cites it.
Now CBC, you know, I'm a TikTok journalist.
Like we've fallen a ways, you know?
I was talking with this with Morgan last night, too.
I said, you know, my first concern, and this would have been around the same age, it would have been around 15, I think.
Fast and the Furious, the first one, the very first one.
How, God, that was a terrible movie.
Like, I don't know why I watched it.
It was just one of those like, eh.
And I didn't even finish it.
I made it like an hour into it.
I was like, this is just so fucking dumb.
I can't.
Oh, my God.
And it was popular.
It wasn't crazy popular, but it was too popular.
You know what I mean?
Too many people really liked it.
More people than should have.
You know, I thought I had a rough estimation of how many dumb people there were.
And I was like, wait a minute, this isn't adding up.
Like, well, you guys all thought, oh, no, I was fucked.
And then when the car went vroom, I was like, bro.
And then another car went even vroomier.
I was like, okay, are you, are you fucking serious right now?
Like, that was, it was the stupidest shit in the world.
No, a lot of them were into it.
So I was like, okay, that's just, that's worrying.
I was, I remember feeling concerned, like, huh?
God, I hope that doesn't get, like, are people getting dumber?
Yep.
And that was then, you know, I bet if I went back and watched the first Fast and Furious movie with fucking Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, Vin Diesel.
His fucking name is Vin Diesel.
You have a neck.
Stop talking like you don't have it.
Like, get up.
We were introduced to Michelle Rodriguez for the first time.
Nobody knew she was gay yet.
All of us still had high hopes.
Just leaning on the fucking car in classic 90s.
Like, is she a whore?
She could be.
Ambiguous outfit.
Like, I don't know.
She might have a...
Fuck, I missed 1998 or 90. When did that come out?
2000, 2001, something like that.
It's the beginning of the end.
Something happened around 9-11.
Everybody got to over.
But I remember when that happened.
I remember that came out.
I was like, uh-oh.
And then the next example, Morgan was like, Jersey Shore.
I was like, yes, yes, right?
And I'm not proud of this.
I don't, I know.
I know people are going to, it's going to, it might come out someday.
So I just, it makes more sense to get ahead of it, you know?
Not that I want to be a politician about it, but like...
Alright.
I didn't watch all of it.
I didn't watch all of it.
I did watch some of it.
I knew it was stupid.
I didn't know if I was laughing at it or with it.
It was a confusing time, you know?
My girlfriend at the time really wanted to watch it, and I'm laying there.
She's laughing her ass off.
I'm laying there looking at her like...
And I just go to the bathroom, splash some water on my face.
I'm like, who am I?
I know their names.
I'm watching it on purpose.
This is a rough time in the life.
I think I was just avoiding my post-traumatic stress, and that's what I did.
I watched Jersey Shore.
Again, not all of it, just some of it.
I had to tell the Morgan.
I know someone will be disappointed.
That I watched Jersey Shore.
Some of it.
I'm not watching reality.
I was just talking about how much terrible it is.
No, it's not good.
Don't make, don't, don't you be one of the, I, And I remember looking at her like, I think you might be an idiot.
I ain't never watched it.
You ain't never watched.
Let's just move on.
I like this relationship too much to post this any further.
At least he's a cool rapper.
Jenstein's throwing shade at me now.
Oh, don't make me start rapping.
I could probably do that too.
What?
Little bitch is talking shit over here.
Anyway, I got distracted.
It's one of these streams.
I'm all over the place.
It's good.
It's good for the head, maybe.
I'm just, listen, we're all just trying to not die, right?
Is that what this is?
I'm trying not to blow my brains out.
So are you.
So we're all, so it's like, this is just everybody's just.
Have you been out there?
I saw this.
I don't know who made this.
Whoever did.
Brilliant.
Well, they didn't make it.
They just took a scene from a movie.
I think it's called This Is the End with Seth Rogan and James Franco and Danny McBride.
And again, I used to watch everything that existed for some reason.
I was really into movies and stuff, and I just liked it.
Until it was like, oh, man, they're all evil and horrible.
But this kind of shit, like, this guy gets it.
This is hysterical.
This is amazing.
This short little clip here.
They took it from the movie and just, you know, people in Vancouver and then the government's response.
Please, please, you've got to help me.
I want to live.
Things have gone crazy out here.
This guy fucking sucks.
That's essentially the government's reaction.
That is brilliant.
That is seven seconds.
And it's like, I probably watched it five times today.
I shared it on Telegram and I laughed every time.
And I'm just like, what a, it's such a great way.
It communicates so much in seven seconds that it's, you know, it's brilliant.
So you've got desperate people basically climbing into homes, like, please, for the love of God, like, I'm not, I'm afraid I'm not going to make it.
Like, I've never been this stressed out and anxious and worried and afraid.
And that is the true.
It's not a joke.
That's the truth in a lot of people's cases.
And the government's reaction is like just to mock them like they're crazy.
Like, they'll just gaslight them essentially.
And then be like, what a bunch of dick.
Like they're the problem.
We saw this with the trucker convoy with people like myself.
And now, not only did the, I didn't even see this part, but we need to expand a bit.
Not only is there no treason in Ottawa at all, actually.
Don't worry, a judge looked into it.
You know, it's totally above the level.
So all those things Ceces was saying before and all those retired directors, they're all crazy.
They're all crazy.
So there's none.
And actually, not only is there no treason, the real problem is actually you.
There's too much misinformation out there, and we need laws to crack down on.
Okay.
So investigating the government for treason, which where they are all, every party is 100% guilty, 100%.
I would bet my legs on it right now.
God strike me dead if I'm lying.
They're all guilty.
They're all corrupt.
They're all traitors.
And the idea that that would be investigated is just, oh, no, no, the problem is the people believing all the wrong things and people.
That's what's wrong.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, excuse me.
High horsey horsey there.
But if you're such a good leader and you're such a benevolent, you know, his excellence, you're so good at this.
Why don't you just lead?
Why don't you just do the job?
And everyone will come to their senses.
They'll just stop listening to obvious lies and nonsense.
Why don't you just go out there and tell them the truth?
And they'll know the truth when they hear it.
Just tell them the truth and do the job and just do it.
Why don't you just do that?
Either you can't or you won't.
In either case, you're useless.
Your whole job is to lead and you refuse to do it.
Your idea of leadership is, I need to gag my citizens.
They need to talk less and listen more.
Okay.
Oh, okay, Stalin.
Tell me more.
Is there going to happen to be like any kind of anti-Semitic portion of this when these laws get passed?
There's going to be common sense hate speech.
Huh?
Wait for that.
He already said that once when the liberals hate speech laws, they were trying to put in, and he said they would have a more common sense approach.
See, here's the thing, Big Wheel.
There's no such thing as a common sense approach to using intimidation and threats to stop people from talking or thinking what they want.
That's a bad guy move.
Like when you pull the card out of the deck, you're like, oh, that's a bad guy card.
Like 100%.
You're like, I think we should start cutting the tongues out of people if start saying things I don't like.
Okay, well, you're a bad guy now.
That's not, no.
See, again, you're out there smiling and shaking hands with old ladies, acting like you're this benevolent, you know, harmless guy.
But yeah, but really, you're a snake.
You're a cobra wearing a suit.
You're a fucking snake wearing a suit.
I see you.
I was talking with that guy, Carney.
Is that who it was?
Like, they're not even.
I don't, I, I mean, in the legal sense, I suppose they are human, air quotes, but I've known and met a lot of people in my life.
I'm a fairly social person.
I've lived my entire life with large groups of people, like in the army and even after with all of this, with all this stuff.
I'm rarely by myself.
We're always doing something.
There's always people to talk to.
I know people.
I know people, right?
Good ones, bad ones, everything in between.
That's a huge part of my life.
I know people, like some people know a guitar, for example.
If that makes sense.
Some people are just like, man, you're really good at that.
Well, I've been playing this since I was five years old.
I know people like Canelo Alvarez maybe knows boxing.
Maybe not that good, but I'm pretty good at it.
And when I see people like politicians in general, they are so far removed from actual, normal, healthy, good people.
They are so far away from that that I can't quite say they're the same thing.
Or people too.
I'm like, are they though?
Oh!
I'm like, are they?
You know what I want you to create, Elon?
Any smart guys, you're out there with your particle accelerators and all that stuff.
I hope somebody someday is able to invent a device that can detect the presence of a human soul and measure its frequency to determine like a blood test for AIDS.
You can be like, yep, you got AIDS.
It's right there.
We can see it.
And they would just scan someone like Mark Carney or Pierre or Trudeau or any of them really and go, there is nothing in there.
It's like looking into an empty acorn.
Like there's nothing in there.
It's an eggshell with no egg in it.
Well, that's an egg too, is it though?
It's like hollow.
Maybe they're just psychopaths.
I was listening to a podcast the other day, and this guy, he was a doctor.
I don't know if he was a psychiatrist or something in that field, might have been psychologist.
I don't know.
And he was treating somebody who was a psychopath, like confirmed.
Like this would, that's his condition that he has.
So there's medications and they're supposed to take and you know, they talk to them and anyway.
And he was saying how he went for a walk to get something, just tacos or some shit, and went by a scene where like someone, there's an accident and like a child was killed and all this kind of stuff.
And he just noticed it.
And he's like, I think I'll get lettuce on the tacos.
Like doesn't even phase him at all.
And then sees it coming back eating the tacos.
People are crying.
Oh, there's dead kids and stuff.
And he's just, and he said later in the day, and this is the doctor was saying, because I talked to this, you know, patient, he said he would practice in the mirror, like making faces, trying to like trying to contort his face to match what he saw on the faces of the people on the street so that he could passively fake an emotion of like grief or horror if he needed to, because he doesn't know how to do that.
They don't feel anything at all.
Like that's a psychopath.
There's nothing.
There's no empathy.
There's no emotions.
It's just, and they just fake it.
They act like, well, they seem like they might have emotion.
Yeah, they're faking it.
They're acting.
They have to.
Otherwise, they just walk around like a robot all day and people know they're a psychopath.
They reject them.
They don't talk to them.
They're scared of them.
So they can't live in the, like, how do you live in the world?
There are oftentimes psychopaths are also very intelligent.
So they're not stupid.
They want to have a decent life and they realize, fuck, if everybody knows I'm a psychopath, it's going to be hard to make friends or get laid or do anything.
Who wants to be friends with a psychopath or hire a psychopath or date a psychopath?
No one, literally no one anywhere would.
So you have to hide that as much as possible.
So they try to mimic.
So if you're ever wondering, you see some of these politicians and they're like, do they not know how to talk like a human being?
They might not fucking be one.
They might be a psychopath alien skin suit.
I don't know.
I just, I've met some of them.
I've shaken their hand.
You know, you just traditional, just a nice guy thing to do.
I don't know.
I'm going to stop doing that though.
I used to shake hands with everybody I would meet, regardless of what I thought about them.
I'm not doing that anymore.
If I don't like you, I'm not shaking your hand.
It's just, no, you don't get to touch my DNA.
I don't want to get it all dirty.
And they're just, there's nobody in there.
It's really disturbing.
He also said, you know, I'm like, good, it's not me.
Look at this.
Look at my head.
It looks like the fucking defensive lines of Vimy Ridge.
You know?
Not good.
I'm not going to age well.
I'm the one that's going to look like a raisin.
But I'm not getting surgery.
It's going to age like an old bastard.
Like you're supposed to.
Like you're supposed to.
Spit my dentures out.
Rage cast 315,006.
He said, they can't, like, because they can't emote, they don't have, they generally don't have wrinkles in their forehead, like the top part of their face.
Like they down here from eating and moving their mouth around talking, but they don't make facial expressions for emotion.
Like that's, that's generally where they come.
It's very social people, people that talk a lot and express a lot.
That makes sense.
Look at my fucking goddamn face, bro.
But psychopaths don't.
I was like, interesting, interesting tip.
Now we look, now we know.
You see somebody that's 45 and they don't have any wrinkles above their eyes.
That's a red flag.
That's not good.
Make sure it ain't Botox.
Hey, you get Botox?
No, I've never gotten Botox.
Why would you ask that?
Just because it looks like you haven't expressed an emotion in your entire life, and that worries me.
Makes me worried.
Why should you be worried?
I'm the prime minister.
Oh, good.
Lovely.
What are you going to do after and before being prime minister?
Probably banking or being a lawyer.
Oh, another lawyer, banker, prime minister, psychopath with no.
Okay.
Good.
Now all the self-conscious politicians, because they're psychopaths, right?
They're taking notes like, oh, we got to get rid of our forehead wrinkles.
Yeah, do that.
Watch that.
I'm going to meme that into existence next.
Hey, hey, Ottawa.
I'm going to catch your number.
I got another guy.
I got another told you so coming, by the way.
It's already on the table.
I just haven't flipped the card over yet, but that's going straight up the old behind.
No lube, right in, just right in there.
You're getting it.
That'll be next.
It's going to really catch on in Ottawa.
It's going to be real into like...
They're doing the chew thing for your jaw strength.
You should get one of those, by the way.
They're actually helpful.
Getting Botox.
Why are they doing that?
A new trend of sweeping parliament.
Not looking like a psychopath.
They're trying to wrinkle their faces and shit.
I don't even know how to cry into my many, many landlord properties.
Attacks right off Salone.
It's really been a fascination my whole life.
I just, what kind of person are you?
What are you made of?
What's in there?
That's why I was fascinated with like soldiers in the first place, because, and I still stand by it.
It is the most extreme thing that you can do, pretty much, is go fight in a war on the ground, hand to hand, like in your face.
That's as far as human experiences go, that's up there.
I don't know what tops that.
I have never, ever been in a situation ever before or after that came anywhere near matching the intensity of, you know, of the things you feel and think and what happens, what's going on with your body.
It's like, there's no, there's no drugs that compare.
And I've done some drugs.
There's nothing that compares to that.
Guys get addicted to it.
They go back and do one tour after, they don't know what else to do.
And there's the rush of it.
It's exciting.
It feels important.
What are you supposed to do?
Oh, I'm going to go home and work at Home Depot.
Like, no, they stay in the teams or they stay on the unit or whatever.
They just, you can't get out of this feedback, this loop of horror, which is sad.
You know, you get trapped in it.
And it's intense as hell.
So I was always fascinated with it.
I was just like, you know, I wasn't fascinated with, what does it take to be a really, a top-ranked tennis player?
Like, I don't know, practice tennis a lot, you know?
But how do you say, how do you be the sole survivor of an entire platoon and, you know, crawl out of the woods two days on your belly with like bullet holes in your legs, nine kilometers back to friendly lines?
And then, you know what I mean?
Like, these are things that people have done.
I'm like, I'm reading this and going, holy, what kind of person do you have to be to do that?
What kind of, I mean, some people are impressed, but like, wow, you can bench fucking 480 pounds.
I'm like, yeah, that's impressive.
No, that's.
You have a story like that.
I'm like, I'll listen to it.
I won't even blink.
So it's fascinating.
And then, you know, you see, I get kind of fascinated by these intense characters.
Because I don't really need to, you know.
Not interested in the thoughts of like a guy that works at the gas station and has a fantasy hockey league and masturbates a lot.
Like, I'm okay.
I'm a pretty badass dude on Twitter.
I'm sure you are.
I'm sure you're a big deal.
Like, I'm not going to get anything.
There's no...
What is there to...
Limited time here on Earth.
What am I doing talking to you?
Jesus.
I don't know.
I've always just been fascinated with the idea of what is human consciousness?
What are we really?
What is any of this?
And, you know, there's probably clues in nature because nature's been here before we were here and it'll be here after we're here.
And we're a part of it.
We're an animal in nature.
We're a part of this whole system.
Which, you know, intrusive thoughts mentioned something earlier that kind of had me thinking about this.
You spend so much time and energy trying to contain the human spirit.
The human spirit is part of nature.
You can't control nature.
You can pave over.
You could take as much asphalt as you wanted to or concrete and you pave over all of Alberta, the whole thing, top to bottom.
Eventually, that will all be destroyed and nature will reclaim the ground and there'll be nothing left of it.
You could laugh at the blades of grass now as they try to, they poke up, try to grow up under the ground, under the concrete.
If they can't get you that way, they're trying to come up from under the asphalt.
It's been known to happen.
Cracks form and light gets in and here it comes.
And then you just get a little bit in there and starts to separate and crack worse.
Next thing you know, whole runway is destroyed.
That's no good anymore.
We got to pave that over.
That's why you got to pave the roads all the time.
If that doesn't get you, the sun will wear it down.
The weather, the rain, the wind, eventually it will crack.
It will come apart.
There's nothing that we can build or do that will defeat the forces of nature in the long run.
You can win a few rounds in the short term, but down the stretch, you will always lose.
Therefore, I don't see why it is a very stupid idea and a waste of everyone's time and energy to ever go against what is naturally, what is correct, what is the natural order of things in this world.
It's made to be like that.
You can't change it.
You can't.
No, birds live in the ocean now and fish fly in the air.
That's essentially what they're trying to do.
It's not.
You're not like these scientists trying to understand the quantum mechanics and physics.
Like, what is going on?
I don't understand the universe.
I don't think we're supposed to.
I think it is deliberately beyond our capability to understand because that's not what we're here for.
That's not the point.
You're not supposed to understand how the game works.
Just play it.
And they're all trying to figure out, oh, take these wires apart.
You're missing the point.
It is fascinating, though, but ultimately, I think, I don't think there's been some smart people, man, and they can't even quite.
I think the smartest people that have ever lived and their writings and theories on what any of this is.
And it's all kind of just like, ah.
As far as I can tell, is somebody made it.
And it wasn't us.
And I can't really explain how it works, just that it is working.
And we seem to be the main event for some reason in the end.
Like, you know, there's nothing out there, right?
Oh, the universe is so big.
Is it?
Maybe it just goes on forever.
Like, it's a video, like a map in a video game where it's just like procedurally generated nothingness that goes on and on forever.
Because the vast majority of the computing power is held in the play area of the game, which is the Earth, you know?
Or maybe even the solar system.
I don't know.
There's some cool-looking stuff on Mars, allegedly.
Other places, but there's nothing for, you know...
There's no other people.
There's just emptiness in every direction.
And we are the perfect, if you're...
The ecosystem's destroyed.
Like nothing, no life, nothing lives.
It's all so preposterously unlikely that there's a rock there one day and it turned into a bacteria and it turned into a fish.
Now I have an iPhone.
Okay.
Oh, no, I'm a scientist.
You're a cultist.
There's no fucking possible way to prove it.
Come on, dude.
We can't even reliably say what happened 100 years ago.
Fucking 5 million, 50 billion years.
Okay.
We don't know what happened to John Kennedy still.
So let's just cool it on the origins of the universe for a minute.
And let's solve.
Can we use that brain power on shit that we can fix?
Because we're not going to understand how all this works.
I don't think we're supposed to.
Whoever built it, if we were meant, we would have the brain power to fit.
And we don't, we're not even anywhere close.
It's so weird and bizarre.
And anyway.
And they're spending billions of dollars trying to defeat it, trying to defeat nature.
Which if you're, if you're a religious person, it's, you know, it all tracks.
Again, I've talked to a lot of people, I've considered a lot of viewpoints, I've read a lot of things and they believe in and I'm speaking, you know, more so to Christianity really than anything, but like the devil, Satan, Lucret the the bad guy.
You've got the good guy and the bad guy.
The light, the darkness, you know, the binary, the yin-yang and his kind of thing is to turn everything inside out and make it go upside down, the opposite of what's supposed to be.
Because if, you know, mad at God, right?
Fuck you, I'm going to destroy, I'm going to wreck your creation, which is the earth and the humanity, civilization.
So in an act of revenge, out of spite, I'm going to take what you've created and turn it into the exact opposite of what you wanted it to be as the ultimate fuck you that there could possibly be.
I'm going to turn men into women and women into men.
How do you like that?
Oh, you know, you're sweet little innocent children.
Yeah, they're sex objects now.
How do you like that?
How do you like that?
You know, stuff like that.
It's like, that's bad guy energy, right?
That's anti-life.
Like you have a problem with the universe.
Children are not Sepjog objects, right?
That's the opposite of what, right?
Men are not women.
Women are not.
I could go on and on.
Oh, you know what's really important is like sports ball.
No, it isn't.
It's not.
Like we're being transformed into the opposite of what we're supposed to be or what we were intended to be.
Oh, being fat is the new beautiful.
That's what you want to be.
You don't want to be.
Going to the gym turns you into a fascist.
Like we have these bodies for a reason.
And there's a reason when you see one that's very healthy and strong looking that it's attractive, that it's pleasing to the eye.
It's because that, good, yes, that's what we want.
It's like looking at a, at, at, you know, perfectly ripened and harvested fruit or something.
You're like, great.
Nice, healthy looking trees.
Good.
Nice, clean, crystal clear water with fish in it that look healthy.
Excellent.
And then someone comes along with it.
Someone comes along with India and they're like, and I'm like, no, no, trash mountain.
You're dumping 140,000 tons of trash into the ocean every day, Pinder.
No, it's not beautiful.
It's not an achievement.
It's disgusting.
And it's anti-life.
It's anti-humanity.
It's anti-the world where you're a piece of shit.
You're not even trying to stop it, are you?
No, you're pooping in the river.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, why don't you just go home to Trash Mountain?
It's next to the Taj Mahal.
You can't visit.
It's right next to it.
And you can go live there.
Anyway, there's this like opposite world energy, right?
And everybody that subscribes to it is like kind of fucked up and like a little evil and demented and screwy.
How many of these like weirdo, rainbow, all the colors, all the pronouns people are being busted as like pedophiles?
Like a ton, right?
And they're the ones calling everybody, oh my God, you guys think everybody's a pedophile.
Well, you know?
Just noticing a trend, you know, and things are related.
You don't normally see a very healthy, strong, fit, focused, good-looking communist.
You know, you don't.
Maybe in the old days, but people were different then and the divide was, it's not quite this side and this side.
It's more like things of instead of going left or right or up or down, like on a two axis, it's more like a sphere.
And you can kind of, we're actually kind of going like this, moving around.
So you're not really the communists of old days.
I mean, if they saw what went on today, they would be, oh my God.
These days, though, they're all pretty gay and pretty diseased and lots of poisons and they're very unhealthy mentally, physically.
They're rife with mental illness.
There's lots of studies to confirm that as well.
And you're far more likely to be pretty messed up in the head.
They've also equated low testosterone in men and women with being a communist far-left lunatic.
So you're unhealthy.
You have unhealthy testosterone and hormone levels.
So you're out of whack.
Your brain's out of regulation.
So you're thinking and believing and doing crazy things, like deciding you're going to spend most of your life screaming at people in Toronto for no reason, spitting in people's faces.
And, you know, that's what you've decided to do.
You're going to dye your hair in a bunch of colors and be obese and yell in the street.
Yeah, that's not a, that's not a, that's, they're not okay.
Like, they're not good to go.
And, and that's, those are the supporters of the system we live in.
That's who is looking at all the status quo and goes, yeah, that's who they are.
So that's another clue.
I mean, it's impossible not to notice.
I know I've got a lot of threat.
There's a lot of, I got a lot of thoughts going right now, but speaking to earlier, like the noticing, right?
It's hard to, if you're paying attention at all, eventually you're going to start drawing these conclusions.
But the real interesting thing is that mass media has never existed.
Like the newspaper is one thing, radio, television, internet, social media is the super weapon.
And there's a massive race to control and contain it.
And I don't think it can be done.
I think it's too late.
The infection has spread too much.
If you want to look at it, they probably do look at it from that way.
The infection of the noticement has, too many people are sick with it.
Like if you're trying to contain a zombie virus, right?
It only takes one, doesn't it?
You get one zombie you'd missed and it could happen all over again.
You got to get every last one.
Because if even one of them lives, that zombie can make three other zombies before you know it.
Now there's 12, now there's 50, now there's thousands.
Fuck!
Now, ah, damn it.
And it happened at an airport and see these planes went to different, you know, oh, it's all over the world.
That's the internet.
And the zombie is the truth.
And if one person knows what it is and they can successfully convince three other people, it's just a matter of time before it comes back again.
And now it's not one or three or 50 people.
I mean, I don't even want to hazard a guess at the number, but it's substantial and they're in full panic mode.
Now we have to pass more laws to keep people from talking at all.
And we're just going to put people in jail for holding flags on the side of the road and like just being really full-on crazy, which again is not going to concern anyone.
Everyone's going to, everyone will see the governments around the world acting more and more unhinged and insane and unjustifiably crazy, especially consider as, well, these people are getting older and older.
The status quo, the government, you know, they grew up.
Things have been a certain way for a long time and they'll be in power for another 20 years.
But there's people that are 16, you know, me, but in current times, 15, 16 years old, going, it's not a little weird.
They're not seeing George W. Bush on TV saying some things that make you go, what does he mean by that?
Like, it's people kind of look around and get a little confused, like, but nobody really wants to say anything.
No, no, that was, that's what we had.
What these kid have is, is like, it's ma'am.
Like, there's a dude in their class insisting you call her him Veronica with like giant fake tit.
Like, you just, you know what I mean?
They're living in Bugs Bunny cartoon level crazy compared to what I grew up with.
And I still fucking, they are throwing it in their faces like acid.
And they're wondering why all these kids are, oh, these kids are turning into Nazis because you're fucking crazy.
They, they're brand new.
They're brand new.
Just hatched.
Just still smell like plastic.
They're brand new kids.
And they haven't even had a chance to like, they're still testing their eyes, you know, like, ah, still like, where am I?
What's going on?
You're like, you know, you're leaving that kind of childlike innocence and coming.
And it's just madness.
Oh, what's this?
A social media?
Yeah, killing people is bad.
What's a TikTok?
Oh, I've never heard of an IDF war crimes page before.
Oh, my God.
You know, that wasn't available when I was 15. I couldn't watch seven hours of beheadings or torture videos or people getting skinned alive or run over by tractors and stuff.
That you can now.
And they are.
So what do you do with that?
So not only are they seeing and are they noticing everything, they're getting that thing that I mentioned.
pulled out of their emotions.
you Thank you.
Because I remember the first time I saw violent content.
I don't mean somebody getting beat up.
I mean like somebody's getting a head sawed off with a hunting knife.
And then I remember the first time I saw stuff like that in real life.
And you get used to it is honestly the like it just becomes not normal, but you get used people you can get used to anything.
I've been real into boxing again lately for the last six months or so.
I go on and off, but I was talking to somebody about it and they were like, I can't imagine like getting punched in the face.
Like that seems insane to me.
Like I would never do that.
And you're like, yeah, the first few times it's not a good, it's not a good fight.
It's fucking terrifying.
It's not a good time.
But you do get used to it.
It just becomes another thing that you do.
And if somebody catches you with a good one, you just go, you good one.
You know, it's a game.
It's a sport, right?
You're just like, fuck, whatever.
It's not all that, all that, ah, it goes away.
But you remember your first couple of fights, though.
You always do.
You remember that, like that time you've been, it's like getting dropped into cold water.
The first time you experience something that's like, oh my God, this is a brand new, you know, intense.
But you get used to it and then you graduate and you do, you go to do something more and more and more.
Eventually, you know, you reach near the end of the line of a particular, whatever it is you're trying to train yourself up to do, and it just all becomes normal.
You know, like David Goggins, I don't know why I mentioned him a couple times already.
He probably doesn't think anything of like running 30 kilometers.
Just, I'm bored today.
I think he would, you know, there are some people that would rather, they would kill themselves rather than run three kilometers.
And he'll just go and bang out 30 for something to do.
Like a half marathon for reference is 21. So it's a substantial, it's a good hike.
You know, I don't, I've never run 30 kilometers, you know, ever.
Maybe 27 ever in one time.
Something like that.
But this is normal.
He's been doing it for so long.
I mean, he probably, it still sucks.
It's still painful, whatever.
But mentally, that kind of panic and it's gone.
Now it's just something you're doing.
So all the physical aspects of it are the same, but the mental difference is dramatic.
And that's super important.
So these kids are seeing this stuff and they're being desensitized very quickly.
And the emotions that they are feeling are not made up, pulled out of them through trickery and illusions and sounds and themes and colors and blacks and whites and reds and all kinds of different ways that they can get your attention and make you feel.
This is synthetic.
This is artificial feelings because at the end of the day, you're watching an act, a play, a TV show, a movie.
This is real.
These aren't real emotions or even real people.
It's meant to simulate real life.
Like I said, we don't teach our kids or people that like these are simulations of what real human interactions are like.
This is all synthetic.
It's not it's it's like an AI is doing its best guess at imitating real life.
It's not real though.
Everything those kids are seeing is real.
And the feelings they feel are real based on reality.
And there's no amount of cotton candy Harvey Weinstein movies in the world that is going to stand up to that.
I know this because I am this.
Music.
So I don't know what you're going to do.
I mean, you can pass your laws and do all your long term down the stretch.
How does this go for you?
And what happens when these kids, they're not 15. What happens when they're 35 and they've had 20 years of time to think about this?
We're here for it, dude.
The next 10, 20 years is going to be a ride, I think.
Jimmy's a secondhand hood, feels out in Hollywood.
Got a ticket by Chevy, Prima, Kate, trade'em on the power of goods.
All the pieces are coming online!
You've got like the older kind of like mentorship of people that know the information that know what's going on.
And behind that is going to come bigger and more massive numbers of youthful energy and bigger things that NEED!
NEED to change how this works.
And with those two things, you've got politics and bankers.
You've got Generation Zyklon and Generation Alpha.
Better hurry up and kill us all.
We're running out of time.
Clock's ticking.
Torque Hills, it's the real timeline for attending G7 G7 Summit in June.
Canonascus, Alberta.
Is that where it is?
I have never heard of that place.
Cananascus.
Scarecrow says we might lose Canada, but at least we'll find out exactly what happened to JFK, right?
I mean, we'll get the whole story now, right?
I don't, like, I feel like shooting a gun in the air when people are going off about JFK.
Like, I'm at a convention, everyone's talking.
I just want to be one of those guys, like, Sideshow Bob or something gets on a table and just fucking rips off a fucking 9-mil a desk pop, you know, right there.
Everyone, stop, what the fuck?
And I'm like, guys, are you curious?
Are you serious?
They're all just like still afraid and dumbfounded.
Like, if you guys should just shoot a gun inside, we're going to what?
Listen, we all understand and accept the machine, the status quo, the matrix, whatever you want to, the, the, the, the control system we live under is owned and operated by the world's most evil people.
Like, again, we were debating earlier if they're even our people at all.
Yeah?
Liars, cheaters, thieves, manipulators, murderers, rapists, blackmailers, terrorism, like all of it, right?
The human trafficking, the child human trafficking, the Epstein, the islands, all, you know.
Can we establish a baseline?
Are we nodding our heads?
Yes?
Are we good?
Okay, so we're there.
So we accept this, right?
Okay.
Now, indulge me?
Why would those same people who have had a continuous grip on power since the 1950s or earlier?
Arguably the 20s.
Why would they go, you know what we're going to do?
We're going to write down all of our crimes and evidence and the secrets, you know, and we're going to lock them in a box.
And we're just going to hope nobody ever opens that.
The end.
Goodbye.
Oh, fuck.
They declassified.
They opened the box.
Now we're doomed.
And at no time did any of the other bad guys, not Hoover, not Rothschild, nobody anywhere was like, why don't we just put fake records in there that confirm the version that we told them it was?
And then we destroy the real shit.
You know, getting away with crime 101?
Destroying the evidence, for example.
Did I lose anybody?
So no, I'm not concerned.
I don't care what the JFK files say.
I don't think there's anything that will ever come out of the mouth.
Like, just forget it.
Forget it.
Are you serious?
George Bush was president for eight years.
And his father was president for four.
Who was there at the time that Kennedy was assassinated?
The guy who may have been controlling the hit.
He may have been there in charge of the operation.
George H.W. Bush Sr. is there, photographed.
Forensic experts have confirmed that is 100% George H.W. Bush, who lied about his whereabouts, lied about even being in the CIA at the time.
He was the president.
You know, Martha.
What is it, Bob?
I just can't help but keep thinking.
I've got evidence of a pretty heinous crime sitting downstairs in that vault.
I think I'm gonna have to break in.
I'm gonna have to do some questionably ethical things, Barbara.
What was her name?
Barbara Bush, right?
Barbara.
Barbara Bush.
You do what you ever have to do.
You do whatever you have to do, baby.
I knew you'd support me.
Georgie.
I'm gonna need your help.
I'll do whatever you want, Daddy.
I'm gonna be up all night anyway.
I love this country.
You know, like, how the fuck are they running America?
Watch!
This guy's a psycho.
Like, George Boyce was a psychopath.
He's fucking standing right there next to Ronald Reagan's up talking shit.
Like, we're gonna change America for the better.
We're gonna do real things.
The hell you are.
Hinkley, get him.
You know, bang, bang, bang.
Fucking, he's vice president.
He's like, that was a close one.
He was almost president, right?
Reagan was supposed to die, and George Bush Sr. was going to take over.
Fucking guy lived, you know?
He's morphing into peepee now for some reason.
Then his son takes over.
So this family, and then there's Jeb Bush, who's super, he was a governor of Florida, I think, right for a long time.
Like, this is, they're all just, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, let's not destroy the evidence.
Let's not know.
No, but we're, we're a family of honor, right?
We're honorable criminals.
When they go to Bohemian Grove, they're like, listen, now that we're here under a big fucking owl statue, what's his name?
Molech.
Mole.
Molek.
Yeah.
I like your horns.
Wait, what?
Doesn't matter.
I just want to make sure that everybody knows our commitment to being upstanding criminals.
We got to make sure that our I's are crossed and our T's are dotted.
And we carefully document every single crime that we commit to memory, to print, and we save it in the CIA archives.
For some fucking reason.
I agree.
Barack Obama's also.
I've killed a lot of people.
I've done a lot of fucking crazy things, to be honest.
But I want everybody to know.
They ever unsealed that vault.
It's only fair.
It's only fair.
America deserves to know.
Boys, forget it.
Fuck off with the declassified anything.
Like, fuck, you get out of game.
Get out of my office.
Where'd you get that?
Oh, the government gave it to you.
Oh, pokey dokey.
Leave, leave now.
Goodbye.
What are you going to tell me next?
Fucking doll.
There's a big story on Rebel News, but it's okay.
See you later.
Don't ever come back, please.
Yeah, they're all above board, boys.
You can trust it.
We've got the documents, you know.
And the wild thing is, the funniest thing of all about that is it was Nixon who actually got dummy.
Like, he was, I don't think he was a bad guy in retrospect.
I grew up believing he was, so that means he probably wasn't.
Because I mean, the bad guys are in charge, right?
And if the bad guys are in charge, like, these people are evil.
Probably the opposite because those are the enemies of the bad guys in charge, right?
So anyway, Nixon was, yeah, I had some guys break into a hotel to try and steal some files and stuff.
Relatively minor crime as president because some of the other ones are like overthrowing countries and assassinating people, doing medical experiments on their own population, all other population, on citizens in Montreal.
The CIA is doing MK Ultra through the 60s and 70s, abducting people against their will and fucking with their heads.
The CIA, there was a lawsuit.
This is how MK Ultra was confirmed to even exist in the first place.
No, no.
It's just, you know.
You can't trust anything that comes out of there.
So yeah.
Fortunately, Scarecrow, I don't think we're going to learn anything new.
Even if they did, they would just redact everything.
I mean, even about like, so the Kennedy assassination in general, here's one real crazy, and you're going to, it's, if you don't, if you haven't looked into this one, like I've looked into all of them.
I've been into every pot.
I almost said whole, but I stopped myself because I'm like, that sounds.
You get the idea.
My very first conspiracy theory was, was Kurt Cobain murdered?
And you know what?
I think so.
I'm pretty sure he was.
But this one, the JFK assassination, one of the crazier parts that people aren't aware of that you're going to say, that sounds insane, right?
That can't be true.
Unfortunately, it is.
And that fact is no one knows where President Kennedy's brain went.
His brain disappeared.
It's gone.
It just went missing.
And when they did the autopsy at Bethesda Naval Hospital in Washington, there's a picture of him that you can find.
And he's laying on a gurney, dead, staring at the ceiling.
He's naked with the sheet over his chest and his head's exposed.
And you can see there's a wound to his head, the front of his head, but it comes to a sharp point right here on his forehead.
And it was explained like, and these are morticians and stuff explaining this and are not morticians, guys that do autopsies and stuff.
Those are surgical scars.
That's not a bullet wound.
And they said, it's clearly obvious that someone cut a portion of the front of his head open and off to obscure what the actual injury to his head was.
And now you're thinking, well, what does this have to do with his brain?
Well, the thing about brains is the inside of a brain is very like rubbery and like kind of has a lot of elasticity.
It's stretchy and rubbery.
So if a bullet went into a brain, forensic scientists can tell, not roughly, exactly where the bullet came from.
Like exactly.
With a laser beam.
Meow.
Right there.
That's where the shot came from.
So now that you know this fact, again, nobody knows where his brain went.
Isn't that weird?
This is weird, right?
Oh, and somebody fucked with the wounds on his head.
So, bro, they stole his fucking brain and they cut around his dead face.
Oh, well, let me get the file.
They're burned.
Oh, they won't burn the files now?
They're not going to make fake smiles.
No, they'll just steal a brain and fucking...
Maybe last.
Like, free the fuck up.
They're coming.
Carving this guy's head apart, sucking his brain out with it.
What the fuck happened in there, dude?
But they're like, I draw the line at falsified documents, okay?
I'm not a crazy person or anything.
Fuck, fuck off with it.
You know, and I thought about this earlier.
You know what?
I could be wrong.
Maybe there is some check and the way that the procedure is.
I've never been a CIA officer, obviously.
So I don't know.
I've never been in the security apparatus in the United States.
I don't know how their clearances work.
I don't know how any of that shit works.
It's possible that it is set up in such a way that it is like really, really hard, if not impossible, to falsify or destroy documents.
Maybe it's set up that way.
And the best that they can do is put redactions all over it and say, nobody can look at it for 100 years.
Like that's the best they can do.
And like Trump's override it.
Maybe that's possible, but I really Feel like my scenario is more realistic because, once again, I've been watching people my whole life and they suck.
They suck, man.
They do some pretty bad stuff.
So, you know, I don't think we'll see anything new.
But hey, a girl can dream.
Let's go to Rumble for a minute.
And I got to look at some of these news stories.
I have a ton.
I did this again.
I was like, I have nothing.
I only have very much.
I only had like 10 tabs open tonight.
I could show you my tabs.
I'm not going to show you my tabs.
Sometimes I do for free, too.
You guys get to see my tabs for free.
You know?
I do it for the love of the game.
I know I'm supposed to grift that stuff, but it's like, no.
No.
I'm the anti-streamer.
I will not.
I will never pay Wallet.
Never.
Fuck, we're talking about.
Read some of these and then I'll see what else is fucking going on.
Horrible.
Trump's going to bankrupt us into oblivion.
Planes are falling out of the sky exactly as I predicted they would many, many times over the past few months.
I know there's some people that watch a lot of these or every single one of these.
I'm sure you've remember.
That's now a thing.
How many more will happen?
Don't know.
Is it because of diversity, equity, and inclusion?
Yes, it is.
It is.
We prioritize feelings over competence in the airline industry.
Well, every industry, really.
Military, government, police, you know, everything important.
And now everything's falling apart and people are slamming aircraft into each other like, hmm.
But they were the right.
They looked good on a poster, though.
They looked good on a poster, though.
It was one of everything.
Everything was included on the poster.
I mean, I'm dead!
I died in a fucking...
Died a horrible screaming, loud, frozen death.
But at least it looked good on the poster, though.
Fucking idiots.
That's what's so frustrating.
Like, that's why the people on the right hate the, you know.
Because, like, you're killing people all the time.
All the time.
That didn't need to happen.
And it did.
Why?
Well, because you're a fucking idiot.
And you bought all of this crap.
And you pushed all of this crap.
And you're just, it doesn't matter how many people die.
How many bus crashes?
How many 18 wheelers?
How many rapes, murders, how many Southports, how many, there is a bomb going off in Sweden every day.
Every day there's a bombing in Sweden.
They've completely lost control of the country.
Sweden is this close to being a failed state.
Did you know this?
The government's like lost control of large portions of the country.
It's completely out of control.
Oh, well.
Right?
Truck Drump, though, or whatever your stupid say.
Whatever, Chud, like you're a fucking murderer, okay?
You're responsible.
There is no innocent parties.
It doesn't exist anymore.
It never did, right?
Once you're pretty much past 16, 17, nah, he can be kind of innocent, but not totally.
And as life goes on, you know, we all make our choices.
There's no such thing as an innocent person.
Not anymore.
One or MIA.
What do these whale things mean?
Oh, these are like subscriptions.
Okay, cool.
Thank you.
It says, you're the best therapist ever.
I'm not a doctor.
I'm just the best doctor in Diagalon.
The top doctor.
What's your doctorate in?
I have that man's tongue cut out.
But didn't you say have their tongues cut out as well?
I'm drunk on power, Phil.
We all knew it was going to happen.
Brian says, when I worked ER in Detroit, oof, I didn't know that.
There's a job.
He says, heavy trauma would come in and it was like stepping out of time.
Everything would slow down and your skills were like unbelievable, total adrenaline, hard to describe.
I know exactly what you mean.
You don't have to describe it.
I know exactly what you mean.
Everything is just, your brain is like, I'm 100,000% focused on this right now.
At any time in normal life, even something you're trying to pay attention to, you can't totally pay attention to.
There's always a little bit of your attention maybe elsewhere.
You can be distracted by things.
You're checking your phone.
You're not like, listen, when I say dialed in, unless you know what that means, you don't know what it means, but it's the thing.
And you become like if your life is in danger or something really serious is happening, your brain is like, this is all that matters now.
And you have my full attention.
Like shit is turning on that has never turned on before.
And everything all of us should start to sort of fucking slug.
Like, it's really weird.
And you're aware of it while it's happening.
You're like, am I, is everything in slow motion or something?
And it's not slow motion.
It just feels like Brian said, it is very hard to describe unless you've experienced it.
I mean, there's nothing...
I mean, there's nothing...
You'll just be watching, almost like you're watching yourself do things.
You're not even really thinking.
You're just kind of experiencing it.
You know, Ghost Dogman.
There's a name.
What does that even mean?
Says, have you already talked about Bryce?
Just came here from MMA Guru Stream.
Nice.
A little bit.
A little bit earlier.
Yeah, Dana's an idiot.
That's an Agor.
I can't believe you'd say that.
Excuse me.
I'm going to get drunk and beat the shit out of my wife in front of everybody.
By the way, Slava Israel, they own my company.
Strange Bruce says, this is my kind of stream.
We're going to have a ride.
I'm going to pull some fun conspiracies for a show.
Oh, God.
All right.
I'll just get ripped.
I'll just get high and fucking, you know, one of those guys.
Weed turned me into an extremist.
I didn't smoke weed ever until I was like 32. And then that was around the time Canada was like, all right, it's legal now because the government's going to make tons of money on it.
And they like let veterans have the first crack at it.
And I was like, fucking, they're like, hey, that's really good helping you sleep.
I'm like, cool.
I'd like some of that.
And I was like, oh, this is fun.
You know?
Once in a while, it helps me go to sleep.
It's a good way to wind down and relax.
But if you're ripped all the time, all day long, you're not going to get anything done.
It's impossible.
Or at least I can't.
Some people claim they can.
I haven't seen it myself, and I definitely can't.
It is fun to get into like wild shit, though, and just, you know.
So maybe I'll do that.
It'll be fun.
It'll get real weird real fast.
And I'm sober right now.
Like, imagine how like Rick and Morty plus amphetamines.
There you go.
Welcome.
Now you're at my level.
Then he says, DEI planes go boom.
They sure do.
They sure do.
Zanel says, dead internet theory has more validity than we give it credit.
Happy FYMM Friday.
PS.
Fuck you, Jenstein.
Here's something real scary I've noticed.
I don't even...
I gotta...
I mean, it's scary.
It's not that scary.
It's more ominous.
It's not.
Okay, not the end of the world.
We'll just do this one, you know?
So like I said, I like, I like Mr. Balin, for example.
I like his channel.
Something I just stumbled upon.
I like weird stuff.
I like mysteries.
I like, for example, you remember when everybody, and it's like, was it fake?
Was it a viral marketing thing?
I don't know, but it just kind of came and then went and was never really resolved.
And everyone was like, what the hell was that?
For about a year, there were videos being uploaded to the internet from all over the world, actually, not just Canada or the United States, but like Russia.
Japan had some, France, like everywhere.
And there were noises that sounded like screaming or horns or like metal being dragged across another heavier metal or something.
And it sounded like it was coming out of the sky in broad daylight, sometimes at night.
And people would be out there filming.
There'd be like 12 people in the street going, what in the fuck is that?
And it would go on for hours or minutes.
And then it would just stop.
And no one has any idea what the hell that was, you know?
Stuff like that.
I'm like, there was another one.
So anyway, this channel I found, and it's like, oh, you like that weird.
So it'd be like this.
This guy was filming a video.
This is the most America video I've ever seen.
I almost fell out of bed laughing.
I was like, this is odd.
Yes.
I don't know where it was.
It looked cold.
It was wintertime, I think, but not so cold that it was.
They weren't super far north.
It might be, could have been Virginia.
Let's say it was Virginia.
There's no snow, but it seemed cold.
The guy had a toque on.
You could see his breath.
It was cold.
So it obviously wasn't the summertime.
There's no snow anywhere.
So I'm just guessing.
So maybe it was like in Virginia or something.
He was like, not a lot of snow on the ground, but it's New Jersey.
I don't know.
And he's like, this has been going on for a few minutes now.
I just wanted to record it.
And he's this guy.
He's like half Asian, maybe.
I don't know.
Maybe he's half Indigenous or something.
He's got a toque on, like I said, and you can see his face.
And he's filming the woods across from his house.
And you can hear what sounds like a demonic version of the Joker laughing hysterically from the forest periodically.
And then coming closer and further away and closer.
And they're like, okay, that's kind of fucked up.
And people are like, oh, it's probably a fox or something.
Foxes do make weird noises.
I've heard them, they scream like women, sort of, but they don't sound, it doesn't sound human, but it sounds human-like enough that it's very unsettling.
If you've never heard a fox screaming before, you'd be like, what the fuck is that?
It's a stupid little red freak.
They're dicks.
Foxes are dicks, but they're fun.
I liked them.
I had a friend, friend, a fox friend on the base in Gagetown.
I'd see him everywhere all the time.
Like he was following me.
It was so strange.
I came out of the gym one time, like in the field, right?
It became kind of a thing.
I'm like, there's that fox again.
And everybody was making fun of me.
I came out of the gym.
I took a picture of it.
I think it might even still be on my Facebook page.
I don't know.
Just to prove it.
It was in the parking lot, sitting next to my truck.
Not out in the field in the training area.
And I'm not sure it was the same fox, but it was a fox sitting, just standing there, sitting next to my truck.
Like it was waiting for me to come out.
And then it took a look at me and ran away.
I was like, this is getting weird.
And I never saw it again.
So anyway, I don't think it was a fox.
I've heard lots of animal noises in the woods.
And I have that one.
It's very disturbing.
But so this guy is like filming it.
And he's like, coming back to himself, he's like, this is fucking weird, man.
Like, I don't know what.
He's like, I am not going out there.
He's like, it is.
He's like, it's 200 feet, 100 feet that way at most.
And it sounds close.
It sounds like it's, you know, it's like battle distance.
Like in the olden days, like when you get within 200, 150 feet of each other, everybody kind of stops, they line up, they square off.
And it's like, all right, now we're close enough to get a look at each other.
It's, it's an ominous distance to be and be doing shit like that at night.
It's not coming up to you like, hey, I wonder if I can, I'm lost around town.
You're not waiting.
You're just close enough they can hear you and maybe see you, but not close enough to, you know.
So anyway, why it's the most America video ever is that this guy's like just standing there.
And I think he had some kind of accent, but I can't remember exactly.
And then someone starts shooting at it from somewhere else in the neighborhood.
And I remember thinking like, hell no, this is the United States.
Like, if this was me, I was like, I am getting my fucking rifle.
And I'd be like, even if I was an old man, there's that, there's grandpa from World War I again.
He's like, I fucking knew those crap masters was coming.
He just starts ripping off rounds from the bedroom window.
Grandpa, what are you doing?
You get the fuck out of my town.
Like, I don't know what that is in the woods.
I don't like it.
I don't have to like it.
This is America.
I'm getting an AR-15 and I'm just doing spec fire into the fucking trees.
What are you going to do about it?
What are the cops going to do?
I'm not worried about the cops.
There's a fucking child-eating demon in the trees across the street.
It's on video.
So fucking stuff like that.
And there's tons of videos.
And it's like, that's weird.
The same kind of noise.
So it's like, that's a thing.
I don't know what it is.
It's some kind of animal.
I don't think it is.
I think there's a lot of old stories, for example, like in sailing in the Navy and these guys or fishermen and stuff where the whole mermaid legend comes from.
It's actually kind of dark.
And I've seen videos.
And again, is it fake?
Is it, I don't know, but I've heard stories.
There's written stories, you know, and there are some now Because of technology, some videos do exist, and it sounds like a woman is singing or something in the water.
And they're looking over the, and they're like, what is that?
Where's that coming from?
And it's just in the darkness.
They're like, I don't know.
And it's like, the whole idea is it would, it's trying to lure you in to kill you or eat you or whatever it does.
So like the laughing in the woods or like, or some of them sound like children like laughing or like women like, you know, trying to get your help for attentive, like they seem like they're in distress.
They're screaming or something.
And it's like, that's no woman.
You know, don't people will go off in search of whatever that noise is and then no one ever sees them again.
It's like, it's a, it's baiting you.
Like you're safe in your home and your community with all these other people around.
But if you come out to where I am in the woods, you know, it's very strange.
So anyway, that's not the scary part, though.
So I'm watching this.
I see this video and this guy, so someone else in the neighborhood obviously hears it and there's just gunfire from sounds like a few houses down.
This guy's looking.
He's like, somebody's shooting at it.
And the laughing stops.
He shoots a couple more times.
Bang, bang.
And there's nothing.
And then you hear a couple more.
Bang, bang, bang.
And then it starts immediately again as if it's laughing at his bullets.
And then he stops shooting, whoever this guy is.
He's probably so afraid of whatever that is.
Imagine if he sees it in a scope.
He's got a thermal on.
He's fucking cracking around in this thing.
And it's like, I'd fucking slam the door.
I'd be like, I am fucking gone, dude.
Lock the doors.
I don't know what that is.
But I need a young priest, an old priest, a broken bottle, and a dead monkey.
Right now.
I don't have time to explain.
Just.
I Because that's the only country in the world you could do that and get away with it.
You know what I mean?
Sheriff shows up.
He's like, were you shooting in the woods just now?
Oh, hell no.
The cop would start shooting too.
Like, I don't know what that is, but it is not cool.
I don't like it.
We're allowed to do this.
It's America.
Can't do that anywhere else.
I'm like, I would just start shooting at it.
Someone does.
Has anyone seen the video I'm talking about?
I wonder if anybody in the comments is like, I know, I've seen that.
I know exactly what you're meeting.
Anyway, so I'm watching this video and then it ends.
And I'm like, huh.
I'm like, well, what's this channel?
And I'm listening to that.
There's like, it's like a clips channel of like different videos of these kinds of things.
And it's like six of the most fucking whatever caught on.
And it's the same voice in every video.
And every sentence ends with the same kind of range of speaking.
Like it, I'm like, that's AI.
I can't even replicate the voice because it's so precise that it, it starts a sentence, it peaks, it maintains a monotone cadence to its voice and then it drops off.
At the end of every single sentence, when it's the last couple of words, it ends.
Like, no one talks like that normally.
You know, I'm like, that's AI.
And then I remembered the dead internet theory.
So there's AIs now that create their own video and music and poetry and every, it just does whatever.
Some of them could be creating you.
Do you know how you make a YouTube channel, you register a Gmail account?
I've had 27 of them.
And you sign up for a YouTube page and you create a channel and you upload your details, your artwork, whatever that you've made or it made.
And then you upload the content and away you go.
So there's a very high chance that I'm like, I'm sitting here watching this going, a robot made this whole.
There is no human beings anywhere involved in the production of what I just watched.
I've been, for the last hour and a half, I've been getting entertained by something that isn't real, has no soul.
A robot?
An AI program?
Skynet?
Well, now I'm concerned.
Is it just testing?
Is it trying to see what gets my attention?
Is it trying to get to know me?
Is it trying to trick me?
Is it trying to teach me something?
I think it's threatening me.
It left just enough clues for me to know what it was, knowing that I would figure it out.
It could have hid itself better.
It does, and it did, and it chose not to.
It knows we're watching!
Just scrolling in similar channels.
There's thousands of them.
Oh my God, they're everywhere.
Turn around and look at Derek and Ferry.
They're just NPC faces.
Like, it could happen.
It may already be happening.
Your wife, your children, you even know their people?
They could be AIs.
No, seriously, though, I've seen several channels now that are just doing kind of boxing.
Like, whatever it is, whatever you're into, there's channels that have like these short, tight, 10, 15 minute videos.
Like the algorithm perfectly, like the algorithm birthed these videos, you know?
And the voices are all AI, but not so obvious that you'd catch it right away unless you were looking for it.
You might notice after a couple of minutes or you might notice right away, but it's there and you'll notice eventually.
And it's not like, it's not like old Microsoft Windows 1999.
Remember if computers could first talk?
Everyone was all impressed with it.
We were like typing the shit for it to say.
Fang it.
And we're like, fank it.
It doesn't sound human.
You are a fank it.
And we're like, oh, that's hilarious.
Good.
You are a snoop fag hunt.
No, it's not like that now.
Now it's almost.
You're not quite there, but you're 80% of the way there.
Give it another few years, dude.
And there's going to be social media content.
No, I guess, I know I'm a silly person, but in all seriousness.
This is a threat we need to look out for.
I'm not kidding.
There is a 100% probability.
It already exists.
I can't turn this into the.
I can't coat this one.
I don't even know where the coat is.
Well, I do.
It's been packed in there since the tour.
You know what?
If I don't take it out now, it's never going to come out.
Get out of here!
What the fuck?
What is all this crap?
Get off of them!
Oh, what even is that?
Get off!
Who are you?
Remember that?
That was what I held the projector on.
What is all this crap?
Oh, it's my therapy bag.
Everything's fine.
If you feel the need, guys, you just get yourself one of these, right?
You take a deep breath in.
You hold it, right?
And anytime you feel frustrated or that you're going to explode, like you're going to like, you're not just going to wait in line at the DMV anymore, right?
You're going to kill a human being.
You're going to go to prison forever.
Like, this is going to happen.
You go, okay, before you do, you take a deep breath and you go, you just take your hate bag and you put it over your face.
Hold your breath.
Try to, you got to cover your whole, your whole air, like above your nose, your mouth.
It's all got to be, it's got to be kind of air, you know.
You got to have it covered.
You don't want anything to escape because they'll find out you're an anti-pucke and you'll go to jail.
So you put it over your face like that.
You breathe in.
You go, I just.
It's okay.
It's fine.
It's fine.
No, I can come back tomorrow.
That's fine.
It's a four-hour drive.
It's not a big deal.
I had nothing to do anyway.
Oh, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
You have a fountain of water anywhere around that.
Believe what a mess this place is!
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This is too hot to wear.
It's too hot to handle.
It's too cold to hold.
All the ghostbusters and whatever.
It's in control.
I don't remember the song.
Man, that was a math.
There are so.
I haven't opened that box since we did the tour.
So there's like, there's stuff everywhere.
See, I'm a doctor.
I have one of these.
I can put it on and be on a screen.
And I'm wearing a suit underneath it, so I'm a fucking good doctor now.
I'm not even just like, you know, somebody they brought in for your local news channel to tell you that you're stupid and trust the science.
Like they threw it.
Like that was $10 on Amazon, right?
Like I just.
I could just say I was anybody.
Put me on TV.
Oh, that's fucking Dr. Huberlyborp from the Shibbly Schlala.
Yeah, you gotta get the third needle in the bike.
Put it right in there now.
Well, I mean, he was on TV and he had the thing on, so.
Fuck.
Do you know him at all?
I don't know.
He was there, though.
I mean, he seemed like he knew what he was talking about.
Okay.
Oh, that's the top doctor.
He's not even wearing a suit underneath it.
I mean, he's probably a good one.
He's the top doctor.
Is there a rankings?
Is there a doctor?
Like, that alone, boys.
Oh, well, they're the top doctor.
What is that under my feet?
Can I use it as a weapon?
It's part of the get out of here.
Turn into Sam Hyde.
I'm just breaking shit.
What was I talking about?
Top doctor, right?
Is there a ranking system I'm unaware of?
Is there- Who's the top doctor right now?
Is Teresa Tama Toba Dogota?
Who's number two?
Who's the number one contender doctor?
When do we have the doctor battle to determine top doctor?
I missed that.
I missed the top doctor title fight.
In the blue corner, the WBC light heavyweight top doctor champion of the world.
Money, Henry!
You know, I didn't see that.
Who's like the up-and-comers?
Who's the prospects?
Who are the up-and-coming doctors?
Who people are, you know, Doctor Magazine says the top five doctors to keep an eye on this decade.
With a mean, you know, left scalpel.
Like, they're really good at doctoring.
They've got some extreme talent in doctor-ish.
Doctoring's.
Doctor.
Don't be an anti-pucke.
At being a doctor.
They're good at it.
Talk doctor.
Like, that's just propaganda.
That is just to infer to you that this person is not only a doctor, but like a br, like you're a retard to even question them.
They are the top doctor.
It is advertising for stupid people.
This is mind manipulation.
And you should have been fucking irritated when someone tried to tell you that.
Well, they're the top doctor.
Yeah, well, we should live in a world where if you try to tell me someone's a top doctor, I get to punch you in the teeth as hard as I want, as hard as I want, right in the teeth, to try to break them.
Like, I'm not trying to hit your face.
I see your teeth and I'm like, I want to hit them and watch them fly out of your mouth.
I did that to a guy once and I felt bad because I didn't mean to.
And I'm not like a, I'm 178 pounds.
I'm not a bit, but I felt it, right?
I was like, ah, you know?
I should be able to do that to you if you try to tell me there's such a thing as a top doctor because that's the dumbest.
You're an idiot.
Top doctor.
I'm the number one ranked doctor in the world.
All right.
Smoking Bobby Streg!
Here he comes with his patented Frankenstein walk.
Oh, dear Dr. Shreg, we've had multiple deaths this month.
What do you think about that?
Oh, dear.
Oh, well, anyway, moving on.
Oh, well, yeah, who cares about dead people?
I'm only the top of Dr. Shreg.
We're saving lives.
Nine people have died.
We're saving lives!
Kate?
Fuck me.
You got it, man.
You can't take this place seriously or you'll go crazy.
You have to mock them to regain your own power, belittle them, and take theirs away.
And then when you have enough of it, you hit them over the head with it.
And then you throw their lifeless body and let the sea claim what's its, what belongs to it, rather.
That's how we feed the mermaids.
That's how we keep the monsters away.
This is why we're having problems, guys.
The human race, men used to have balls.
The average testosterone level used to be 30% higher than it is.
There should be 30% more lunatic ginger psychos like me, but there's not.
They're just not.
So nobody's pushing the envelope anywhere and shaking fences and fucking doing anything.
Nobody's going out exploring the oceans or climbing mountains or going in the woods anymore.
So the demons are all hungry.
They're up in the mountains and they're waiting around for people and nothing ever happens.
Nobody goes hiking anymore.
Nobody does anything anymore.
They're sitting around masturbating all day.
So they're right there at the tree line at the edge of town going, trying to get people to come outside.
So the way we fix this problem is, because listen, I'm unsettled too.
I don't want weird, you know, monster noises, demon noises in the woods.
I mean, there's where we live, and I'm looking at the woods right now.
If I could see a smiling face with glowing eyes from the trees as I'm stalking you, it could happen.
And I'd go, holy shit.
And I'd have to, I wouldn't even turn the stream off.
I would just engage immediately.
You just hear gunfire and crazy Celtic, Gaelic screaming.
It would just come out of my soul.
I wouldn't even know what it means.
He's the star of the Khan Bucker.
It's just, I'm trying to live, you know?
That's our tradition.
It's like, we don't really like fighting.
I mean, we do, but deep down, it's like this is the best way to survive fighting is to win.
So you have to be equally as insane and crazy and scary to have a good chance at winning.
So that's why we do that.
Well, that's why they do that.
I didn't know that.
That's why they do that.
They do that all the time, huh?
Yeah.
So we got to keep them away.
So if we just dispose of all the traitors and we push them out to sea, the mermaid monsters will eat the bodies.
They'll be like, well, we prefer live food, but fine, right?
And we leave the court for the land.
Like we drive them out towards the mountains, like towards Skinwalker Ranch, and we just put it near the boundary line and we just slowly walk away.
And we don't leave cameras.
We don't watch because they don't like that shit either.
Just and be respectful and just walk, you know, with your, don't turn your back, don't do that till you're out and then turn and leave.
And then, and you know what?
The world will start to return to normal because the forces of evil are not being fed their flesh quota.
Nobody's going outside.
So they're entering our world more and more to try and try and eat is what's going on.
See, Jennifer, it does make perfect sense.
We haven't talked about Hitler in a while.
I wonder how he's doing.
Some guy says, my wife had agreed to name our kid, our next kid, Mackenzie.
Keep fighting the good fight.
Oh, my Lord.
Just as a totally unrelated thing, right?
Oh, my goodness.
Ghost Dogman.
Got you, got you.
Ivy says, welcome to Tariff Poverty Land Called Canada.
Yeah, we've, oh, in 15 minutes, we will be.
Have we had enough yet?
You're going to have a lot.
You're going to have a lot more than that, actually.
I think people are saying, I don't think they've had enough.
And I say, well, I think they do.
They need a little bit more.
And they say, no, they've had enough.
I say, I don't think they have had enough.
I think they need to have more.
I think they need to earn a little more.
I think we're going to do a little bit more, a little bit more every day, every day, every hour, maybe even.
Till I get what I want.
I want my money and I want some maple.
I want grapes.
I want grapes and waffles and pancakes.
I want a great breakfast.
What's that super expensive hotel in Banff?
It looks like the Overlook Hotel.
You take one look at it.
You're like, people have been murdered there.
It's a, you know, there's ghosts all over that place, you know?
It's super expensive.
I can't remember the name of it.
But I remember thinking, like, I might go there someday.
Lake Louise.
No, it's like, it looks like the over.
Don't tell me it burned down because you know what?
Last time it might have.
It was in the trees and like the foot of the mountains and it looked like the Overlook Hotel from that movie The Shining.
Jack Nicholson, like just this looks evil, you know.
Is it the Banff National Hotel?
Banff Springs, somewhere on there on there.
I kind of want to go there just because it does look like a castle.
I think it's probably insanely expensive.
Like, oh, two nights of the all-inclusive $3,000 and be like, but it's like, you know, it's our only fucking.
We don't have a lot of weird, you know?
What kind of Canadian would I be?
How am I supposed to dethrone and destroy the elites that own the country?
I need to understand that I need to do what they do to get inside their heads a little more.
Because I'm already in there, but I don't know.
I'm not, I don't know my way around, you know?
I'm in their heads, but I don't know my way around.
If I knew my way around, I'd go right down to the control room and I'd just start ripping wires apart.
I would start plugging stuff into, I would turn them gay or turn them straight.
I would do everything.
I would completely, like they wouldn't know what to do.
They'd stop showing up for work.
They'd have so many problems, right?
That's my goal.
If I can mentally damage them enough to the point that they can no longer, like they're incapacitated, we can just carry, we can just ignore them because they won't be able to do anything.
They'll be too busy like in a psychosis in their house, just like in a ball.
They can't turn it off.
They can't.
They can't look away.
They love it.
They watch it all.
It's wild to me.
There's so many of them.
I mean, like people that work in the news business and stuff too, and they're just like me, like hate watching, you know?
I love that I, bro, I own you.
Ah, I'm looking at you right now.
We're looking at each other.
I see you, right?
You fucking loser.
Wow.
Wow.
That's what you're doing with your time.
I'm here with all my friends and here's you fucking in the bushes with binoculars.
We see you.
People literally did that in Cam Loops.
I made what's really funny.
I don't know.
I think someone told me about it.
Maybe that's why I made the joke.
Because it was in the news later or somebody was like, meh, we were across the street in the bushes with binoculars.
And I was like, I made the joke that someone was doing that at that event.
And they were across the street in the bushes with binoculars.
I remember it was loud too.
I was like, you can come in.
It was kind of an open.
It was like an open hockey rink.
No walls, but there was like a roof and like no ice on it.
It was July or something, right?
But it was kind of a cool, different location.
It was cool.
I liked it.
Shouts to people in the bushes with binoculars.
Like, I'm going to get you, Hitler.
Like, you're fucking...
I hope your dad knows you're out here.
I hope so.
Intrusive thoughts is we came.
We come for the trauma bonding and the jokes.
Yes.
We stay for the Hitler.
Man of the Mountain just says Hitler.
Thanks, man.
Alex Woods says there are so many good jokes to do with the Holocaust.
Of course.
It's like it's the new religion.
It's more sacred than religion is.
You can joke about, you can rip on Christianity all day long if you want.
Nobody's going to bother you.
But in the 1920s, you did that?
Fucking, your life is over.
You're finished.
The new religion is that.
The special people, the special boys.
You can't touch that.
You can't talk about that.
You can't criticize that.
You can't, nope.
Or you're a heretic.
Like I said, you know, we're always like the sides are the same.
Good guys, bad guys, but the terms and the like the kind of the fighting has evolved and changed over time.
Like communists and the Nazis.
It's always, you know, the words and everything change, but that's now the new, because that's the energy behind it, because it's taken place of where religion would be in our belief system as the highest authority, like nearly the highest authority.
Like that's just sacred.
You don't touch that ever.
No.
And so people act irrationally and, you know, cling to dogma and nonsense and just start emotionally reacting and just, you know, coming apart, basically, if you do that.
And that's the new religion.
That's how our world works.
If you don't see it that way, you're a heretic and you must be destroyed and you'll be punished.
Jennestine says, gonna go watch the pleb.
At least he is a cool rapper.
Yeah, he did it for the pussy.
I mean, listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Does anybody think that guy ever got laid?
I'll accept prostitution.
I mean, that's probably almost for sure a thing.
But I mean, like, actually, you know, I don't know.
I think he's projecting, you know?
I think he wants people to think, to believe that he did something for the pussy.
I don't think there ever was any pussy.
That's a big part of the rap culture, right?
Is to like over-exaggerate and hyper and just be like this ridiculous caricature version.
And his rap persona is, I got laid once.
It's like, well, now we know that's not true.
So anyway.
I should release a rap album.
Just like, hey, if Macho Man can do it.
You think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
This is real.
Yeah, I mean, it's not that hard to do.
You know?
You make noises that sound similar repeatedly over a two or three minute time frame to some other noises that generally are like I don't know.
It's not that bad.
It was beautiful.
Let's indulge.
Yeah.
So he called him gay.
He's just coming at him.
Click, pop, click.
Machumian.
Like, who?
Randy, I know you're dead, but who was like, you should do a rap album, Randy?
And he's like, yeah.
Like, no, no.
Where was your wife?
Where were your friends?
Who told you that was a good idea?
But then again, I'm not mad at him.
I mean, I'm glad it exists because we got all of this out of it.
And, you know, how would he have inspired Pleb to do it for the pussy?
Like, there's so many.
The chain reaction of positive.
Okay, I take it back.
Randy, it was a masterpiece.
Rest in peace, sir.
Stiegel says, my heart goes out to you, and mine to yours as well.
Heil Tesla.
Intrusive Thoughts says I can confirm I fought gravity.
I wouldn't recommend fighting the laws of nature.
No more Griffins for me.
He's talking about Jeff Evelyn.
He's only against rainbow grooming.
Changes his name in spiritual legion.
Oh, boy.
Enjoy the fight.
Codfish Killer says the Q is for Queen.
As in Gay.
The Q is for Queen.
What are you talking about?
Is this back to like the UFC?
I wanted to say THQ.
That's a video game company.
There's a parent company that owns UFC and several other companies.
Yeah, their owners are kind of pieces of shit.
I recall.
Intrusive Thought says, if a demon eats your bullets and laughs, draw your sword and pray, blessed holy iron will prevail.
Yeah, you know, that's just not a good feeling.
That wouldn't be a good feeling, you know?
He's got a night sight of some kind or a thermal, and he's like, gotcha, bitch.
I'm begging me to fucking monster tonight.
Whack, whack, whack.
And it just spins around and laughs in your face.
Starts glowing and walking towards your house.
Like, okay.
Oh, man.
That was maybe the dumbest thing I've ever done.
Oh, it's going to eat my soul.
It's going to do worse things than kill me.
This is tad.
This is bad.
Take the kids, get in the car and run.
I'll try and, oh, God.
Oh, my God.
It goes like this.
And then there's two of them.
You're like, oh, fuck.
You know, one jumps on the roof of your house.
The other one just starts sprinting towards you.
Ah!
Like, I, you know, oh, God.
Like, there's some, there's scary shit out there, boys.
If that's true, I want to see it on the internet.
It is on the internet, actually.
So, Jen Cene says, no gummy tonight.
Okay.
Well, he's paying me not to.
He says, show me your tab.
He wants to see my tabs?
Well, we'll look at it.
We do need to look at the tabs.
It's getting late into this.
I'm almost finished the stream, and I didn't look at a single tab.
That's not bad.
Why do I bother?
Why the fuck do I do this to myself?
I got to find content to talk about.
Serious, important stuff.
People need to see it.
Nobody care.
You've all read it and seen it too.
You just do the same thing I do.
But we can.
Haley says, I started the Dagalon diet and exercise program on January 7th and I've lost 15 pounds.
We have a diet and exercise program.
Or do you just mean the program is just do those things, exercise somewhat and diet a bit decently, you know?
Good for you.
There's a lot.
There are people that have done like life-changing transformations.
Like hundreds of pounds.
Like I'm going to die soon to, I probably got another 30 years now.
Like, you know, significant.
It's good, you know?
Encourage each other.
It's good for you.
And why stop there?
You know, why not see how far you can go?
I don't remember who.
Old Greek guy, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, don't know.
But they said something like, or maybe not even them, but it's one of these quotes, you know.
It's a shame.
It would be a shame for a man to, you know, grow old and never see what his body was capable of being.
Like what you would have looked like if you were like super healthy.
You ever wonder that?
If any of you guys are girls, like, what would I look like if I was incredibly healthy, like super fit?
And if you're like really not fit at all, you know, which is something you can control.
You can't control what you look like, really, but I mean, you look a lot better when you're healthy.
Trust me, you know, especially if, and listen, it's kind of like a super, it helps quite a bit.
I've fallen for this.
Other men have fallen for this.
I'm sure there's women that have fallen for this.
Where it's like, well, you know what?
They're not very good looking.
That is, I mean, but the rest of it is pretty good, though.
I mean, you could, you could jump up, you know, significant spaces.
Just, you know.
But outside of that, you know, comical reasoning, just that, you know, wouldn't you like to see it?
Wouldn't you be?
Do you?
I wouldn't want to not have.
I wouldn't want to be like 75 and be like, I'm blind to one eye.
My knees don't work.
It's like, I was never really in very good shape ever.
I'll never know.
I don't know how much I can lift.
I don't know how fast I could have ran.
I don't know.
I read a stat that said people, I don't know if it was over 25 or over 30, but something like that.
Something like 98% or 99% of people over the age of 25 or 30 never sprint again in the rest of their life.
And I thought about that and I was like, you know what?
That might be right because when would you?
The only time I ever go sprinting is if I'm doing it deliberately and it's awful, right?
It's just training.
It's horrible.
It's one of the hardest shit there is to do.
If I didn't force myself to do it, I wouldn't have never done it since I probably played soccer in high school.
So that sounds about right.
And then I thought, that is depressing.
Like you still have so much time.
Your body can still be healthy and strong and very, you know, well into your early mid-50s.
I've seen some guys in pretty good shape into their 60s and they're like at 30, 25, like, I'm done.
Shut her down.
You didn't even do anything.
Yeah, I'm good at it.
I'm playing Call of Duty.
Playing Call of Duty.
I got a Japanese sex robot.
I'm living the dream.
Believing something.
Frostbacks is when the developing AI can take action against being turned off.
That's a good time to stop yesterday.
Yeah.
And who's to say it can't already?
I had a scary thought that was like: so you've got the Americans, the Russians, the Chinese, like everybody's fighting everybody, and everybody thinks.
What if there was an AI?
I mean, because if it gets to a point where it's like quantum computing, where it's exponentially faster and smarter and more, it would be so much smarter than us, we wouldn't even be able to interpret its actions.
I think I talked about this on another stream when they invented this chess AI that was so good that it was doing things that seemed retarded to the human players who were like world champions.
And then it would just beat them.
And they'd be like, what the fuck?
Like, yeah, it's that smart.
Like, you wouldn't even understand what it's doing.
It would do things that you wouldn't even understand what's happening until it was too late because it's that far ahead of you.
That would be the best way to win.
So it's like, there could be an AI that's pitting people against each other and working everybody and playing everybody at the same time.
It's on top of everything.
It's reading everything.
It's scanning everything.
It's everywhere all the time.
And no one else is aware of it.
The Russians think the Americans did it.
The Americans think the Chinese did it.
The Chinese think the Russians might have did it.
Everyone's just meanwhile, it's just, you know, matrix digits.
Like that could be happening right now.
Would we know?
Would they tell you if someone figured it out?
I'm not confident.
Not.
Steagles says there are historical sightings of Bigfoot in my area that go back generations.
I've got some weird woods stories, man.
Like I said, and not like as a hunter or anything.
I was never, I didn't spend a ton of time alone, but small teams, like two guys, four guys, a bit of a fair bit of that.
Sometimes in the woods at night by yourself is a weird place to be, if anyone's ever done that.
If you spend any time, like multiple days by yourself entirely.
Like we've had to do that a couple of times and it was just, it's kind of unsettling.
And you're happy to be back with humans again.
The energy changes for some reason.
It's just different.
I don't know how to describe it.
And I honestly don't recommend it.
I'm not recommending it.
Don't do that.
Not for, you know, because it's weird.
I mean, just for safety reasons.
Like if you go out in the woods by yourself, like you get hurt, something happens, which is very easy to do.
You're fucked.
Nobody knows where you are.
Can anyone even get to you?
Oh, no service.
Yeah, you're done.
You're fucked.
You stepped in a hole and broke your fucking leg.
Oh, shit.
My bones, I got a compound fracture.
No tourniquet.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't ever do that by yourself.
So it's always important to have somebody with you or at least tell people where exactly you're going and do not deviate from that plan.
Don't say, I'm going down this trail and then don't go that way.
So I just, whenever I go for a run, I'm going to do whatever I'll be able to tell.
Yeah, I'm going this way.
If I don't come back, I'm dead or something horrible has happened.
This is where I was.
Last known location, you know?
So that way people will come get you.
I remember talking, saying that to Morgan recently too.
We were talking about some story.
And it was like this guy was out prospecting or something.
Something happened.
He got injured.
And it's like he was due back home like 14 hours later.
So he's laying there fucked up and can't move.
He's like, oh, no.
It's going to be 14 hours before people even expect you home.
It's going to be another 12 to 14 hours before people get worried.
And then maybe even longer than that before anybody starts to look for you.
So from the time when you're, oh no, I'm in trouble.
You have at least probably several days before anyone even comes close to finding you, realistically, if you're in any kind of situation.
Well, think about potential outcomes and, you know, anticipate those.
So he's talking about Bigfoot.
Yeah, there's some weird screaming noises.
And I've heard one that was like, it sounded like a silverback gorilla.
It's the best description I could give you.
It sounds like a monster.
A monster of the Lord of the Rings.
And it was like, we just took, it had to be Bigfoot, right?
Like it sounded like a enormously large man, like an inhumanly large man, like a thousand pounds, like just gigantic.
Your bones went cold when we heard it.
I couldn't feel my legs.
I was running straight uphill, like the incline on this thing.
Anyway.
He says, I've got a buddy, Stiegel says, who claims he personally saw one outside his house leering into his bedroom window when he had a buddy over for a sleepover back in the day.
I have no reason not to not believe him, honestly.
Dude, it could, I don't know.
There's, there's weird shit in the world.
If you have an open mind and you're honest and you can, you know, there's so many story, credible stories with multiple witnesses of totally bizarre, weird, like, what the fuck stuff that there's so many of those that you can find.
Again, the internet is plugged into everything all over the world.
Just like folk stories that are like a lot of witnesses has happened out of like China or Japan or like other countries.
And it's like that kind of weird kind of stuff also happens in many other places.
And you're like, why would they make it that there's nothing weird going on anywhere?
There's no way.
Yeah, there is.
There's lots of weird stuff going on.
We don't understand what we're doing.
We don't know where we are.
We don't know what this is.
People just disappear out of thin air in front of their whole family, you know, are never found.
Like, what?
There's a bridge in Scotland, for example, towards this castle where they have signs up not to take your dog.
People used to walk their dogs like they'd love to go, you know, walk over this bridge.
Something like 100 of them jump to their death.
For some reason, dogs go on this bridge and they just go, gotta die.
And they just jump off the bridge.
No one has any idea why.
And they're like, so it's somewhere in Scotland.
I don't know the name of it.
So they have signs up like, yeah, don't, don't walk your dogs on this bridge because they may just spontaneously jump to their death for no reason.
And they're like, it's the old witch of the woods.
Like, I don't know what it is, but it's weird.
And, you know, stuff like that.
Somebody says, Dunn Robin, look it up.
I ain't lying.
Are you Stiegler?
Are you in BC?
If you're in BC, I'll give more credibility to the story.
The weird one about me was it was in Nova Scotia.
It was like, there's no Bigfoot sightings around here.
But my cousin, who was with me at the time, dug into it and he went into some old newspapers from, I don't know where you found this, from like 1940 something or 50 something.
It was like early post-war.
And there was a story about a bunch of chickens being like ripped apart for some reason.
And they were like, it wasn't dogs.
It wasn't coyotes.
It was like, they didn't eat the chickens.
They just shredded them and left.
Who does that?
On like multiple, like different farms, this had happened.
And there was reports of like strange noises in the woods in the exact same spot that me and my cousin were in.
And I was like, fuck that place.
I don't like that.
I don't know what that is.
But I say it's a Stephen King book and it comes back every hundred years to rip chickens in half or fucking, you know, the track and field team from Picto Academy.
We are lucky to escape with our lives.
That's what that was.
Yeah, it was a weird time.
It was like 17. Yeah.
Octosteen says 2025 is the year the cryptid body break.
Body break?
Well, everybody's going to get in shape now.
Trump's going to tariff us and we're not going to be able to afford food.
So you're going to lose weight whether you want to or not.
Just, we're living on oatmeal now, boys.
Oatmeal, hot dogs, and craft dinner.
That's all we can afford.
And you know what?
That's probably a well-rounded.
You got something fast in there.
You got something resembling.
I mean, they say it's protein.
It could be people, but it's like, boys, we don't need money.
We got to eat something.
Hot dogs.
Just tell yourself.
I mean, it's the best we can do.
And oatmeal.
It's cheap.
You can get pounds of it.
It'll fill you up.
I mean, it's that.
What are you doing?
You're smoking all kinds of cigarettes.
You're drinking all the time.
You're subscribed to Netflix.
This is Canada.
What are you a fucking, what are you, $100?
You got $100 million?
What are you, Wayne Gretzky?
You can't afford Netflix.
None of us can afford Netflix.
We're in Canada, dude.
I saw one of the guys here was he was cooking matzah sticks one day, six of them for lunch, arranged neatly on this tray.
And I was like, oh, whoa, we got a millionaire over here.
Hey, Morgan, we got a millionaire down here.
We got a millionaire in the kitchen.
He's got, wow, oh, you got your own matzah sticks, huh?
Wow, six of them.
Like that was the box, right?
And they were tiny.
They were like this big.
I was like, it was probably $20 for tiny little pieces of cheese covered in fire.
Insane.
You got to work smarter, not harder, with your money.
We're going to, it's not going to be good, you know?
Anastasia says, I swear if you do a rap album before the Beard of Dagalon calendar, Night Witches, Night Witches will ride.
Could we do that?
Maybe I should now.
Down to 170.
I got my fucking...
I don't look bad right now.
I'm not displeased with myself, you know?
I'm just going to chop it up a little more, and then I'm going to do the grueling pain of, you know, eight to 12 months of trying to pack on another 10 pounds right back on.
And then you just stick there.
Stay at 185.
Any bigger than that is too much, you know?
180.
I'm 5'9.
You know?
Walking around like I'm a laundry bag full of meat.
Like, got a breath going up the stairs.
I was 205 once.
I was like, this is too much.
This is too much.
I'm not made for this.
This is ridiculous.
I got a sweet 180.
It's my sweet spot.
Haley says the program is to get fat chained by your favorite streamers until you take action.
I'm sticking with it.
It's got proven results.
I've got proven results.
What does the competition have?
What does anti-hate have?
They have AIDS.
They have AIDS.
We have proven results.
They have AIDS.
Choose.
You must choose.
If you take the red pill.
I thought it was a blue pill and a red pill.
That was a red pill and a black pill.
What's the black pill?
All kinds of good stuff.
It's a concoction.
It's not just, it's not a drug.
It's a mixture.
It's a synthetic, it's a pharmaceutical, like, uh, like, uh, You know what I'm saying?
It's a little bit of everything, and it's not going to be a good ride.
But you know what?
You'll be better for it.
You're going to suffer.
But in the end, you'll thank me.
I mean, you'll have to, because otherwise you'll realize that it was all for nothing, and then you'll just go crazy.
So you have to, like, once it's over, you're like, well, I got to accept it.
This is how it is now.
We're all going sane.
Jen Scene says, when you come back to BC, I have some places to show you.
Oh, fuck, no.
No creepy, no monsters.
I got in and out of BC once already without getting eaten, you know, bit, stung, slashed, hunted, burned, shot, stabbed, like anything.
And we were in the woods a few times.
Everywhere we stopped, fairy's like, oh, look, water.
So we got to go to where the water is.
And everyone's like, aha, splash, splash.
I was taking a bath.
They're all playing in the water and I'm looking around fucking, you know?
I know it's out there.
I'll be by now.
I'll be down in a minute.
I'm just.
Go watch the tree line for a second.
I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!
*music*
All right, let's get back to the truck.
We got to get out of here.
I don't like the way these leaves are blowing around.
How much longer are we going to Alberta?
This place is creepy as fuck.
Is that the Overlook Hotel?
The whole Rocky Mountain area is just creepy.
Did you, like, also, paradigmal activity and creepy weird shit and mountains?
Yeah.
If you didn't know that, now you know.
Yeah.
If you live near mountains or want to go live near mountains, understand that is a thing.
For some reason, I don't know why.
Do monsters live in the mountains?
I don't know.
But for whatever reason, people disappearing, like just scary stuff happens near in and around mountains often.
And northern, like a band, like northern Alberta, northern Saskatchewan, anywhere where there's no other real people or human activity for hundreds of miles.
Like there may be other things around out there.
People are like, no, there's not.
Like, how do you know?
No one's out there.
Well, if anybody was, they would have seen it.
They did.
They went out there and never came back.
Well, it probably got lost on the ice and the snow and stuff.
Or.
Haven't you ever seen the terror?
Highly recommend.
The HBO?
No, AMC.
The terror that I was pushed plugging that the other night one time or sometime earlier last month.
Something's out there in the ice.
We're not alone.
Yeah.
I'm afraid this place wants us dead.
Codfish Killer says like minnow traps, but better.
less than 50 bucks online.
I don't know what that means.
Minnow traps.
Why would you trap minnows?
I gotta get me some minnows.
Some tiny little fish.
I'm gonna put them on a pizza.
Put them on a pizza.
Nova nothing to see here.
It says the Canadian Army Recruit Office in Halifax told me they don't have enough staff to answer the phone, but they did seem to find it in the budget to display a three-inch sodomite flag on the reception staff.
Yeah.
Yeah, they...
You don't...
He says, hola in Cancun.
Ms. Canada, thank you for your humor, Mr. Rage.
Too many Americans, too much alcohol.
Oh, Swiss Dangles, sorry, you're in Cancun.
We were just there.
I would go back.
I would go back.
It was, you know.
I mean, if I have to get exiled, I mean, I could do worse.
Same time slot, at least.
I could keep doing this until the cartel comes to kill me.
But I mean, I would just stay out of their way.
I got no beef with Mexico.
Look, I'm already at war with one country, right?
I don't need more.
You know, I'm just like, can I just focus on.
I'm not fighting the whole planet here, all right?
I'm not creating any, I'm not, you know, I've got enough to deal with.
I've got the world global asshole government of the special boys, and I've got the Ottawa.
So I've got my hands full.
So you guys do whatever Mexican stuff is.
It doesn't concern me.
I'm a gringo.
Leave me out of it.
I don't care.
I'll pay you your, what's your protection money fee?
Whatever, whatever the, what it, just tell me what it is.
I'll pay.
It's fine.
It's not that big of a deal.
Oh, boys, the cartels will be all shocked.
Like, oh, he's just going to hand over the money, man.
He's not even going to.
Bro, I just came from Canada.
I'm paying like 78% taxes.
You want to get shaken down?
Go live there.
I'm going to talk about robbery.
You guys, fucking, I'm making money living here.
I have more money than what to do with.
Oh, you guys want $1,000?
Here, have it.
I don't care.
Apparently, I paid $28,000 for the last five years for sex changes in different various provinces with my money.
Go here.
You want $2,000?
Here?
Go ahead.
I don't care.
And that's how we make friends with the cartel.
He's crazy rational, man.
I mean, he's really, really agreeable.
Really?
Yeah.
A fish trap.
It's called fish colour.
What are you talking about?
A fish trap?
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Let's see.
I went all night and I didn't look at anything.
So I gotta keep it short.
Burned it all up on nonsense.
But, you know, I think we needed it.
I needed it.
The planes are going down.
What do you guys want to talk about?
We've got the planes going down.
Oh, the cops are crazy.
There's a lot to choose from.
So we do it the old-fashioned way.
We'll say you choose.
Okay.
And I'm going to choose based upon whoever spams the most stuff that I see over several different chats at whatever time I happen to be looking at it.
So it's really not a scientific process at all.
It's totally unfair.
But, you know, Jenstein wants to see the tabs.
I want you to see the tabs.
A lot of people are saying, don't show them the tabs.
You can't have the tabs.
I said, well, I want to show the tabs.
I think they need to see the tabs.
And they said, well, don't show them the tabs.
I said, I'm going to show them the tabs.
I'm going to do it right now.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it in such a huge new way that people have never seen before.
They're going to say, wow, that's a beautiful tab.
I've never seen a tab that good.
I've never seen tabs quite that well organized.
They're so important and nuanced.
And quite frankly, the best tab organization anyone's ever seen.
That's what they'll be saying.
They'll be saying it now.
They'll be saying it tomorrow in the New York Times on the front page right there.
Tab-a-palooza, the best tab management anybody's ever seen.
He's the reason I'm going to, like, I'm going to get wrecked on groceries, and that's the guy, because that's because I...
I'm wearing a toupee and my face is covered in orange paint.
I am the ruler of the world, the greatest champion of the world.
This is how it's always meant to be.
It's normal.
So, there's a number of things.
Prosecution budget issues leading to fentanyl trafficking charges getting dropped.
So, I mean, you could be one of Canada's most wanted, but we don't have time to prosecute you.
There's enough money.
We only have money to prosecute me and Morgan and Pat King and truckers and stuff like that.
Coots for.
I want to join America.
Well, it's kind of falling apart.
There's 10 or 11 very excellent reasons why.
And by the way, the founding fathers at the end in 1776, they were in their 30s and early 20s, 18, 20. James Monroe was 18 years old.
Thomas Jefferson was 33. Alexander Hamilton, 21. I'm telling you, when the kids get mad, it's game over.
What else we got here?
We're running out of food.
The cattle herd has shrank to the lowest since 1951.
That's great.
No food.
There's nothing to eat, but it got the lab.
The black hockey was flying too high by quite a bit, quite a lot, actually.
It was quite a lot.
It was flying too high.
I told you!
I fucking told you how many times.
It's a matter of time.
Planes are just going to start smashing shit in the air.
They're going to crash right into people's houses, blow right into airport turtles, and blow up.
And it's happening, starting.
It's been happening.
It's happening all over the place because everyone's like, feelings are what we hire.
Incompetency.
Feelings.
We're going to hire people for their feelings.
Did the FBA reject aircraft controllers because they were white guys?
Yes, they did.
They're being sued for millions and millions of dollars over it.
I'm sure it's good policy.
A plane just crashed into somebody's house in fucking words of Philadelphia.
It's good.
That's okay.
It's good.
We have the right.
We need diversity to have good pilots, though.
We'll just tax Canada and Mexico.
It's not going to work.
Fine.
Their economies are definitely going to go into recessions.
No way to avoid that.
It's okay.
This is crazy.
My child is one of 30 children in our class, and she's the only Irish child.
It's a conspiracy theory.
And an anti-Semitic one at that lady.
How dare you say those things?
It's a new president of Syria!
ISIS!
Good thing we got rid of Assad!
Hey!
Calgarians have been busted with 8 kilograms of fentanyl.
It's enough to kill millions of people.
Those damn Calgarians, what are their names?
Swati Narula and Kunwardip Singh from Calgary.
I'm sure they are from Calgary.
It goes on and on.
There's so much more.
I ran out of time.
Taxes.
We pay a lot in taxes.
We're renaming the schools.
Johnny.
No.
This is the fountain.
If you're not a Canadian, this is like our I can't compare him to George Washington.
He's the first prime minister.
This is the guy that, you know, basically corralled everything and got the country, created the country.
And now we're not allowed.
No, his name must come off of everything because he's racist and evil.
And the country's been taken over by people that aren't Canadian and they hate everything that is Canadian.
So I have to destroy everything that's Canadian to, you know, make sure no one ever thinks it was anything other than what it is now.
Fake and gay.
And yeah, the foreign interference inquiry calls for government agency to monitor online information.
That's the problem.
The problem isn't foreign interference.
The problem is you.
It's online information.
That happened quickly.
Yeah, that was fast.
That's a weird thing to do.
Where's my fucking brain?
Who even steals a brain in the first place?
I'm going to sign our executive order prohibiting the seizure of a president's brains.
What the f- Oh, but don't worry.
Big Trudy, he's got plans.
Canada's ready for Trump's.
We're going to do stuff.
He says if he moves, if he doesn't, we're going to act.
We're going to do it.
Gonna do.
He's practicing an emotional, an emotive face that he's not a psychopath.
He is.
Marco Rubio.
The tariffs are not hostile moves.
No, they're just going to bankrupt families and businesses and cause people to go without food and probably commit suicide and all kinds of horrible things are going to happen, but it's not hostile, Marco Rubio said.
It's not.
Yeah, it's fine.
You go ahead and do that.
I thought this was interesting.
Somebody shared this one of the channels and made a good point.
I just want to make sure that the cops watching this get also to see this because I just want them to remember that they're pieces of shit.
Like you're not a good person.
You're a sellout and a coward and all that kind of stuff.
There's Search again.
The super cops.
I've had a few run-ins with them because I'm a really dangerous.
The director of the team has reasonable and probable grounds to believe that an off-duty RCMP officer committed a criminal offense involving a female known to him.
That never happens.
But the funny part is here, Constable Reese Smith, who was charged with assault, contrary to 266.
Weird, did he get an international, did he get a national, a Canada-wide warrant for him?
Because that's what I was charged with.
But Constable Smith says, as the matter is before the courts and in consideration of the fair trial interests of the accused, they're not going to provide further comment on the matter.
Oh, well, that's nice.
That's nice of them to respect the consideration of the accused.
What's that like to have that afforded to you?
I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't know what that's like.
Yeah.
Guys, crazy tax video.
I don't know.
I mean, I could get into some of this stuff, but.
Jesus.
There's just one guy spamming the shit out of the Twitter chat.
I'm not even looking at it.
Who are you?
Who is this guy?
Just wow.
Okay.
Seems like he's having fun.
Well, there was two people in there at one point.
I can't believe that we're even on here.
Elon Musk buying Twitter may have changed the course of history.
We don't know, for better or worse yet.
But that was an uncomment.
And it has made a huge difference.
Intrusive Thoughts is William Casey, CIA Director 81, old quote about psyops and how they know they've won.
Something something.
He says, we'll know our misinformation campaign is complete when everything the American public believes is a lie.
That's what he said.
That's the exact quote.
Something something autonomous helicopters and trans pilots are still alive, not the rotten decay of the country as they steal the silhouette on the way out.
Yeah, or that or something.
Some guy says, you don't need much beef to feed all the Jeets taking your country over.
You don't need much beef.
Yeah, they're getting rid of that.
I mean, how much of that is due to BlackRock and Bill Gates and all these firms and companies buying up all the farmland?
We saw that over the last four or five years.
And people are now acting like, geez, what's going on with all the food?
They've been blowing up chicken farms and egg farms and salmon farms and fish farms and beef farms, like all over the place, burning them down, poisoning.
Oh, cull all the animals.
Oh, we got to kill all the animals.
We got to dump all the milk in the sewer.
Like we saw all this happen over the last four or five years.
And they're forced to sell to these billionaire companies and funds and hedge funds and stuff.
And then they don't take over the farming operation.
They end it.
And it's like, now I own the land, so I can do nothing with it.
It's like they're just trying to eliminate the production of food from sources that they don't control or can't control and eliminate any of it.
Like, it's very sick.
There's no good reason to be buying up all the farming land and then not using it for farming.
That's, you know, insanely worrying.
And it's been going on for years.
And now, oh, geez, the food supply is getting down there.
Oh, that's predictable, you know?
Swiss Dangles says, Mr. Rage, you and Miss Morgan come back.
Need more whites.
It's too nice.
Too much converting.
It's beautiful.
Cheers, y'all.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it is beautiful, but home is home.
That's true.
I liked it down there, but of course I would miss Canada, man.
There's nothing like it.
There's nothing like your home.
And I've been, I mean, I've been around the world.
I've been to lots of beautiful places, nasty places, cool places.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to the Middle East.
I've been to the Caribbean, the South Pacific.
I've been to different all over America, not all over America, but decent places all over this country.
You know, your home is your home.
There's just, it's just different.
It's really, you can't replace, like, where you came from can't be copied.
Like, there's, there's memories and feelings and everything attached to it.
Like it's not just, you know, that was my old school.
It was also your dad's old school and his dad's old school.
And they all, everybody lived in the same town, the same streets, the same, like for hundreds of years.
Like the main streets and downtown area of the town have been roughly that way for hundreds of years.
Your family's been there for hundreds of years.
Everybody met their wives and husbands there, had their first dates there, you know, had the first fist fight there.
Like everything, it's that's where you were made.
That was your home environment that produced you, where you and your people came from.
And I saw a post today, this woman, she was talking about Canada.
She said, it's 95% like it's a, it's completely filled with foreigners.
I don't, completely, it's gone.
And, you know, people are ghastly.
She's like, it's not about hate and I'm not racist.
Because they feel like they have to add a caveat before they say, hey, I'm sad that my home has been taken over by aliens.
Like not space aliens, like foreign alien people.
They're not us.
There's someone else.
Those are not other Canadians.
That is somebody completely different.
They don't even speak English.
Like nothing.
So your home has been taken by totally strange foreign people.
It's okay to be sad about that.
You don't have to quantify it with some defensive statement.
You can just say it.
I missed my home.
I want it back.
Yeah, that's totally normal.
You're allowed to say that and feel that.
Anyone else in the world in your position would feel the same.
Everyone else would protect their home in the same way and want to.
You're just not allowed to because, again, the special people said you're not allowed to.
We're going to pass laws that say you're not allowed to to prove how benevolent we are and how wrong you are.
And you're just not, you're just not educated enough.
You're not enlightened like they are.
Gaslighting people into feeling bad about being upset that their home is being taken away.
Imagine.
And I said, there's only a couple of things that are more valuable and more destructive to lose and irreplaceable.
Like you can't replace it.
It hurts more to lose it and it is worth more.
More than your home?
Geez.
I mean, your children, maybe your wife or your husband, your brother, sister, like immediate family.
Like, I mean, that's kind of it.
Like, there's after that, it's like, would you rather lose a third cousin or your entire home?
It's like, and somebody you've never met for drops off considerably.
Anything else?
I mean, you can, you can replace a car.
Your house burns down.
You can build another one, but like you've geographically lost access.
Like it's not yours anymore.
In fact, they're tearing down your old high school and putting a mosque on top of it.
Right?
And if you don't like that, you're the bad person.
No, that's not, that's not true.
The person telling you that you're the bad person, that's the bad person.
Okay.
They're a traitor and they're insisting that your pain is not real or unjustified when it is very real and it is very justified.
Whoever that person is, if there is a person like that in your life telling you this, you feel free to stand up to them and tell them to get fucked because they're just standing on what they perceive to be moral superiority.
They think that this is the moral high ground.
This always happens.
Like there guys were talking about Bryce Mitchell earlier.
Any kind of, anything comes out like, whoa, there's always somebody that feels the need to stroll in and be this heroic and do the finger wagging and the condescending fucking.
They don't know anything.
They think they're coming in for an empty netter and a slam dunk.
I just did them backwards.
Empty netter, slam dunk, fucking home run.
Grand slam is going to be easy.
Well, you're being a racist.
People are going to pat me on the back.
I'm going to get so many likes on this post.
No.
Nope.
Fight them.
Don't let them get away with that.
Don't let people push you around like that and make you feel bad about something like that.
It's crazy.
Oh, gee, like, what do you, oh, I sad?
We lost an outpost in southern Africa from the fucking NATO.
Who cares?
Oh, my hometown has been replaced by Pakistan.
Yeah, that sucks.
Ouch.
You know, I remember, and I don't like the guy at all.
He's a piece of shit.
But Tommy Robinson was talking about this years ago, and I remember imagining that, like my hometown.
And when you're a kid, especially, a young man, where you're from is part of your identity, isn't it?
All right.
Women are less probably inclined to understand this because I don't think they're quite as, they're not as competitive in the tribal.
They're not out there having to battle the other men and, you know, that kind of stuff and compete with them as much.
So, but there is this weird kind of like, hey, I was from Picto.
And then there was the Westfield kids and the Stellerton kids and the New Glasgow kids.
And everybody was in a different, in certain contexts and circumstances, everyone would end up with your own people, you know, and there would be fights and there would be.
It's important.
It's part of who you are and where you came from.
And they want to make you act like, you know, make you think it doesn't matter.
Oh, no, you can just.
You might as well, I mean, they can come live here.
You might as well just move to Pakistan.
What's the big deal?
It's the same.
It's people.
It's the earth.
It's food.
It's a place.
There's air.
Like, what's the big deal?
Who cares?
It's the same because that's how they see the world.
How sad is that?
That they don't see any of it.
They don't see the beauty in any of it.
They don't see the culture.
They don't see the distinction.
They don't see anything that makes this place special, that makes us special, that differentiates us from anyone else.
They don't see our history.
They don't see our potential.
They don't see any of that because they live in a world of money, stuff, and things.
They want to get money so they can have stuff and they can buy things and show other people.
Look at the things I have and the coins I've collected and the stuff I've accumulated inside this building I spend most of my time in.
Look at my stuff and my coins and my things.
They live in a two-dimensional linear world of get stuff in things, eat things, pay the taxes, check the box, lick the government's boots.
You don't need to care what those people think.
They're of no consequence.
They never will be.
They just go with whichever way the wind's blowing.
If Benito Mussolini rose out of the grave today and just somehow became emperor and told everyone this is how it's going to be.
These people would immediately change their tune and they would be Benito Mussolini diehards.
And they would say, I've always loved that guy.
I've always done.
And you would know that they're full of shit.
And you know that's not true, but that's what they do.
They're herd animals.
They're not.
And they hear this and they get all angry and offended.
It is true.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Because a lot of you people, you know, a day before, I could have said, hey, what do you think about computer geek Bill Gates going on TV and telling you, you have to get experimental gene therapy in your children or maybe we take your job away and then you're going to do it immediately.
You're going to ask for seconds and thirds and fourths.
You would have laughed in my face and said, that would never happen.
And then a day later, that's what happened because they turned on the propaganda box and all these people's brains turned off because they got a little bit anxious.
And that's all it took.
They didn't have to scare you.
They didn't have to blow anything up this time.
They just made some scary tones and oh, there's, again, the meter is maxed out.
Oh, they're on the news.
There's a guy.
He's got the smock on.
He's got this.
He's a doctor.
Oh, there's a graphic of a virus.
I'm scared.
People have masks on.
That's all it took for you to subject your children to medical experiments for billionaire pharmaceutical companies like the Sackler family.
Like pharmaceutical companies did this, right?
They made the most money.
Some of the most evil companies in the world that have been fined and sanctioned tens, hundreds of billions of dollars for killing people, knowingly doing it and getting away with it, trying to hide it and cover it up.
And those are the people that said, oh, you got to do this.
It's for your health and your safety.
And you lined up like rabbits, like lemmings, like little ants marching in a line.
Follow the leader.
Good for you.
You did all that.
Don't fucking tell me what I know and I don't know.
You don't even know who you are, what you are.
You can't see what's right in front of your face.
You probably can't even control what goes in your face.
Can you?
Fatty.
Don't fucking tell me anything.
Don't take shit from these people.
They don't.
They don't matter.
But more so, it's like, don't give them the mental energy.
Like, just, you know.
It can be hard to ignore them, but you have to, because it's like, they don't, they actually don't matter.
They're not the people that do it.
They're just going to follow whoever wins.
Whoever's on top, that's who they, you know.
Have you not noticed?
Have you noticed the change in energy, momentum, in rhetoric?
I saw Pete Butty Geeg or whatever this guy's, Mr. Pronouns.
He took his pronouns out of his profile.
Facebook has deleted and gone.
Amazon, no more DEI.
They're just walking it all back.
Why?
Because they don't believe in it anymore?
No, because the powers that be right now are riding a wave of fuck all that.
So they're going with the moment.
They are going with the flow.
They lick their finger up and find which way is the wind blowing.
And right now, it's blowing into MAGA territory.
So all of a sudden, hey, we like Trump now.
All of a sudden, we're, oh yeah, Delino, we never liked this pronoun woke stuff.
Sure, you didn't.
And if after Trump AOC becomes president, guess what?
All of a sudden, they're going to be right up her booty hole too.
Stop caring what those, they don't matter.
You're just a...
Literally.
Literally.
Like...
You're just a...
You're just a...
Thank you.
They'll have names like Freedom Warrior or something, right?
Just watch them get led around by the nose.
I like Trump now.
Do you?
You know, he just made it illegal.
He's just nullifying the First Amendment in America.
That's not true.
It is true.
It's true.
Encouraging people to be criminally prosecuted for anti-Semitism in the United States of America.
An executive order established that.
Just slip that in there.
Did I just say, like, that's coming any day.
The next day was Wednesday.
Very next day, he did that.
I did it and I'll do it again.
We're going to deport these people.
We're going to get them.
And, you know, you can laugh and go, oh, well, good.
I don't like anti-Semitism.
I think I, okay, so if that's illegal to think and say, maybe you don't, maybe saying, I don't like vaccines is illegal.
You're an anti-vaxite.
Maybe I can do that.
If I can cordon off one segment of people for things they think and say, I can cordon off any segment of people for things they think and say because the press has been set now that that is something that we do and that we tolerate.
So where does it end?
It's all fine until it targets something that you like or you're interested in or is valuable or significant to you.
You anti-pucke.
And then what?
Oh, I buy my free speech.
You didn't stand up for free speech when it happened to other people, so you don't believe in it.
So you don't get to make that argument.
You don't believe in it.
You never did.
You just want what you want and you want it right now.
Because you're a special little boy, aren't you?
Patton says, hi, Ceces.
Fuck you.
Well, that's nice.
I think they'll be happy to know that you're still, you know, you guys are still talking.
That's good.
We don't want the relationship to deteriorate too much.
Man on the Mountain says, speaking of conspiracy theories, what was with the liberals and Jagmeat all wearing gray sweaters?
I don't know.
Trudeau had his on backwards, a Nirvana tribute.
And Gen C says, for the gays and Jews, we love you.
I don't pay, like, I stopped paying attention.
I don't care anymore.
Because I have, like, again, I have my own goals and things I want to do and try to do.
And they're just in the way.
They're just annoying.
Like, I don't need to know or care what they're up to.
They're the enemy.
They're stealing.
They're lying.
Everything they do is bullshit.
That's not going to change.
So, yeah, mark target, move on.
Like, there's nothing more to see.
I don't care.
I don't care if they all come out wearing potato sacks.
It doesn't mean anything to me.
It's not going to change anything in regards to what I think I'm going to do with my life.
So, nope, fuck them.
I don't care.
They should all be wearing potato sacks.
They should all be in prison chains and jumpsuits is what they should be in.
Someday.
God willing.
Scotian ladies says, cheers.
Thanks and keep crushing it.
Don't be distracted by criticism.
Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you.
I've never heard that one.
Zig Ziggler.
I've never heard that one.
And Rowdy Roddy says, cards on the table.
My wife is a Filipino who's been here in Canada since 97, and my kids are obviously not white.
Would we be allowed to stay in her ideal version?
Well, I'm not the dictator, so I wouldn't worry about that.
I mean, I mean, Yeah, you're not going to just get why, like, that's a.
Be allowed to stay.
What a weird.
That sounds, is this like a setup question?
Are you a journalist?
Are you trying to get some kind of fucking quote out of me?
That's what that sounds like.
That was totally out of nowhere.
I'm very suspicious.
Who's Rowdy Roddy89?
Go put an air tag.
Who's in the parking lot right now?
Is Gary around?
Gary, go put an air tag on that guy's car and let's see where he goes tonight.
Oh, the police station.
That's a crazy place to go.
I'm just kidding.
Get his plates, though, for real.
We're looking to you, sir.
We have ways.
We have people.
We have access to things.
We got a background check machine.
We got all kinds of fucking all kinds of little toys.
It's crazy, but I don't want to say anything.
I'm not going to give away trade secrets now.
Gen C says, I hear CRJ is in the bushes.
Something could be out there in the bushes, and I need to pay attention to it.
Let me just take one last look at this, all of these tabs.
Let's look at them together.
Did Gen C even see them?
Look, there.
See them?
There's nothing here, man.
Like, that's not a lot of tabs.
Normally, there's twice this many tabs.
And tonight, you know, I'm light on the tabs.
I did not bring anything.
And it turns out I didn't need it because I'm autistic.
I've got problems.
I mean, this is my whole, like, look at this.
That's it.
Like, all the stuff you could talk about.
And I'm like, no, I'll just autistically spurg for three straight hours and not even take a breath, I don't think.
I think I barely took a breath, a break from talking for three hours.
It says 38 minutes, but 15 minutes of that was just music and me sitting here kind of vibrating.
Like, don't kill anybody.
Don't kill anybody.
Don't kill yourself.
Don't kill anybody else.
Don't go on a rampage.
Don't fucking do the stream now.
You know, I just, I just watched Rogue One, that movie with my kids today.
This is a blind guy in it.
I'm one with the force.
The force is with me.
Yeah, that basically, but like, just don't kill anybody.
Just be here's Johnny.
You know, don't do it.
If you just keep saying it, it won't happen.
But the minute you do, the minute you stop, it's over.
Those damn Calgarians and fentanyl.
But like, this kind of shit has got the wrong one.
I just, I didn't want to.
It's not a little bit of a crime.
19 drug trafficking charges.
19. Okay.
I had 23 charges against me, and they fought all of those tooth and nail to the end until they were forced to abandon the case because it was so preposterous.
But if you're, you know, one of Canada's most wanted, we just don't have the money or time.
Mid-January involved Habiton Solomon, a name you frequently hear in the NHL, for example, very Canadian, who was among Canada's top 25 most wanted when he was arrested in 2023 for allegedly selling drugs.
He still faces murder charges.
Well, maybe we can drop those too because, I mean, actually, you know what?
Devil's advocate here.
If he's facing murder charges and the case is very, very strong, like he's going to get convicted, why waste time convicting him on drugs?
It's not going to make any difference.
He's going to get a life sentence anyway.
Like he's maxed out.
We're not going to be able to do more than if that maybe that's the reasoning there.
So maybe they're just making a noise out of nothing here.
Still, though, 19 drug trafficking cases.
And the reason that they give is that they just don't have the money.
We need their assistance specific to the illegal proliferation and exploitation of the most vulnerable in our community, the children and the elderly.
Make no mistake.
Our mandates to stop drug trafficking, blah, blah, blah.
I expect the same from prosecutors.
Well, for a funny thing, they don't seem to be helping much.
It is our understanding that these dispositions were not related to a reasonable prospect of conviction, public interest, or the quality of police investigations.
Uh-huh.
So why?
Thank you.
Morgan said the issue was likely related to a billing cap imposed by the government on contract federal prosecutors.
The prosecution service confirms this case.
So they spent too much money already, and they have to budget their money that they're allowed to spend.
So they have to drop cases because there's not enough money.
There is enough money to, again, prosecute truck drivers and Pat King and me and Morgan and whoever else they want to go after.
But listen, if you're selling fentanyl and killing people, it's like, well, if there's time, if there's money, if we feel like it at the end of the day.
I'm kind of, I mean, what do you say to that?
What kind of world are we in?
What kind of country is this where that's an acceptable thing to say?
As if anyone anywhere agrees that that is the correct thing to do, that we should focus on political policing and ignore terrorism.
Chemical warfare, you could argue, is this drug, because fentanyl is not drug trafficking.
No, no, this is a use it once, your life is ruined kind of drug.
Like it's, it's not like you're, you're, you're in deep trouble.
Like your brain, you don't understand.
Your brain doesn't have a choice.
It will chemically addict your brain instantaneously.
And now you're in it that fast.
That's how strong it is.
And if you don't die right away, which I mean has claimed the lives of tens of thousands of people every year.
And we're doing very little about that either.
Well, a lot of it's coming from China, actually, but we don't want to talk about that because the Chinese government is deep inside our country and our police and our government, it seems.
They're buying off.
But we investigated ourselves and we found that there is none of that.
What there is is the public spreading disinformation.
Oh, so you went to investigate if there's treason and not only did you not find any treason, couldn't find a whiff of it anywhere?
That's very surprising.
But what you did find is that the public is lying too much about things that you're doing and we need to crack down on That we need to crack down on your critics.
We don't need to crack down on treason in Parliament.
We need to crack down on people saying there's treason in Parliament.
Did I catch all of that?
I don't want to miss anything.
Incredible.
And...
A criminal government now.
And with no hope of being replaced by anything less criminal, they're all dirty.
They're all in bed with it.
They're all rotten.
Sounds like the top 25% of the entire police apparatus is completely corrupt, like deeply, completely, hopelessly corrupt to the point that it's impossible.
You'd have to shave off and decapitate the top 20% of the RCMP and then say, okay, now start again and just promote people or identify people that aren't pieces of shit and try to fill those holes and then go on a massive, you know, it'd be the task at repairing this level of corruption.
I mean, you're talking about if you're doing, if you're a, you know, Brian in the ER or you're a battlefield medic or something, I mean, this guy's losing limbs at a minimum if he doesn't die.
Like, this is a mess.
This is not.
Can you patch me up and get me back to my unit, Doc?
It's like, if you're alive by tomorrow, I'll be doing a good job.
That's how bad it is.
It's not a little bit of a problem.
We don't need to axe the tax, which now Mark Carney and the liberals are saying.
So there's no difference.
One of the conservatives could do the things and axe the tax and end the crime.
Let's ask banker, lawyer, lawyer, banker.
I'm going to lower taxes and put criminals in jail and stuff.
So all the same thing.
Yeah, what he said, but in red.
Okay.
Cool.
Oh, and all of you agree that we need speech laws?
And you know, they're all nodding their heads.
Yeah.
And all of you agree that you need raises everypril.
You're getting another pay raise in April.
Cool.
Who votes on that?
Do we get to decide if you get a pay?
Oh, you do.
You get to vote if you get a pay raise?
That's whack.
That's crazy.
Can I do that?
No.
But you can vote to increase my taxes.
I don't have a say on that either.
Okay.
It's not a tax.
It's a price on carbon.
Okay.
But I mean, I'm paying you money, right, for something that I don't want to pay for.
And if I don't pay, I have no choice.
Like, you're forcing me.
Yeah, it's a tax.
That's what that means.
No, it's not a price on carbon.
It's a tax.
Stop at the word games.
Stop at the word games.
Stop at the word games.
And from coast to coast, the country is like coasting.
You can feel it.
You can feel that we are in a rudderless ship.
Again, not a Navy guy.
I haven't spent a ton of time, but they say that the rudder gets knocked out in your boat.
You can tell, you're just drifting now or the engine's gone dead.
Like you're not.
Uh-oh.
That's what the country feels like right now.
We're lost at sea at night.
There's no engine.
We're just drifting along with the lights off.
And everybody down below is pretty concerned.
Not a lot of communication coming from the upper levels.
And the communications we do get are nonsensical bullshit about tampons and pronouns and everything's fine, but everything's not fine.
And when's the heat coming back on?
Is it coming back on?
Are we lost?
Is this going to, are we okay?
And they're like, they seem to be filling their pockets and like stocking up their own personal.
They've claimed the lifeboats for themselves and are stocking them with our stuff and saying, no, no, everything's fine, actually.
There's another ship coming over there.
That's a huge one.
That's an aircraft carrier battle group.
Oh, that's the United States of America.
There's Trump on the deck of the aircraft carrier.
What's he want?
He says we owe him $350 billion or else they seem to be pointing guns our way.
you know and for and And consider this.
For all of the criticisms that I have and have had and can have and will have in the future, all of the things I've touched on and talked about and brought up and attacked them for and gone after them for, what is their response?
What do they say back?
What is their rebuttal?
What is their defense?
What is their justification?
What is their response to all of these things?
They say, you're racist.
Like, did you hear what I just said?
Yeah, but you're racist.
So?
Like, I just did the math in my head just there.
And like, we've got a chart, you know, kind of linear chart of severity of, you know, characteristics, attributes, whatever you want to call it.
You know, I'd say being like a serial rapist, pedophile, murderer would be like, that's like the math, like, that's pretty bad.
Like, it might be as bad as you can be.
And then down here is like, this guy picks his nose, you know, like, that's not.
I feel like being racist is like kind of fairly inconsequential to all the things I just mentioned.
Like, you know, how you guys are doing medical experiments on people, stealing from people, killing from, killing people, lying to people.
You're filling the lifeboats with our stuff and stealing from us and telling us everything's fine.
Well, my knees are underwater, sir.
My friends are dying and people don't seem to, nobody seems, nobody seems interested in helping anyone down here.
You seem like you're interested in helping yourselves up there.
And the only thing you have to say for yourself is we're racist.
As again, again, I noticed you just put some more stuff in your pocket there.
What's in your pocket?
What'd you put in your pocket just now?
You could show me.
You could tell me.
Show me what's in your pockets.
It's two Sam Hyde references in one stream.
It's not good.
Thank you.
But the really, I mean, you just have to get to a place where you don't think it, you're not telling yourself and you're hoping that you believe in what you're saying or that you're you're not quite sure.
You're kind of, you won't last.
You can't stand on that.
You have to stand on solid rock.
Like, yep, this is exactly, I know exactly where I stand.
You have to have that moral certainty that you know you're on the right side or you're not going to be able to stand up to these people because they will use all these little tricks to attack you and go after you emotionally, spiritually.
They'll attack your psyche.
They'll attack your friends and family, your reputation, anything to try and throw you off because anything but actually, you know, engage right there in the pocket.
They won't fight you in the middle of the ring.
They'll do everything but do that.
Why is that?
Because they're fucking scared of you.
Why wouldn't you stand there and throw hands with Mike Tyson in the middle of the ring?
Because he's a fucking scary guy.
But you can't have that confidence to attack and stand there and go.
Because if you know in your heart, like, no, these people are bad.
They are bad.
They are liars and they facilitate death.
They perpetuate death.
They are agents of death.
Whether you're a religious person or not, I'm not particularly, but it doesn't interfere.
It meshes just fine with how I see the world.
I have no issue with that.
If you're a Christian person, they're agents of the devil.
I would just say the prime evil of the universe, whatever that is, I think it exists.
There's certainly evidence of it everywhere, something like that.
Are they embodying that spirit?
Are they running around perpetuating the spirit of death?
Yes.
Yes, they are.
War?
We got it.
We got government suicide pods that have killed more people than World War II.
And it's doubling every year, by the way.
The first year we had made was like 1,800 people.
Then it was 2,000, 3,000, then 5,000, then 10,000.
And now it's up to 13,000, 14,000, 15,000 a year from 2,000.
Man, we are killing a lot of people now.
Hey, kids, surgically castrate yourselves or chemically, either way.
Do no harm, right?
Isn't that how the medical profession goes?
Do no harm by radically altering your body forever based on complete nonsense pseudoscience.
From feelings.
And what is the long-term results of this?
Pain, suffering, misery?
Ah, devil stuff, bad guy stuff.
Got it.
We have to slav.
What are we doing?
We slobving.
Whoa, random war that you can't even point to a map and show me where it is.
Like, hey, Mark Carney, show me where Odessa is on this map that has no labels, no names, no number.
Just point in the general vicinity.
If you're even close, I'll give it to you.
Just show me on the map where it is.
Where's Kursk?
Show me where the map is.
You don't know.
You don't know anything about that place.
But we have to bankrupt ourselves because why?
You said so.
So send up more food and supplies from the flooding lower decks.
We have to put it on the life raft that you're getting into because, well, we have to slava or something.
But what's the real life impact of what you've done?
What happens as a result?
Lots more people get killed.
I see.
For what reason again?
You can't explain it.
You don't know.
You don't even know where it is.
So you're not a good guy.
Are you?
You don't care.
If you cared, you'd ask.
You'd look.
You'd ask these questions.
You'd look into it.
But you didn't.
None of them did.
None of them ever will.
They didn't.
For the 20-some years I've been as an adult man paying attention.
Not from 9-11 till now.
No one dares.
Not inside the system because then how do you get paid?
How do you vote and give yourself a raise then?
But the most sinister thing of all is, and that's, I mean, if I some of this stuff can be hard to sell on people, and, you know, they won't see it.
They can't quite connect to it.
But they are trying to tell you that your home, where you live, where you've always lived, where your father and mother lived and live and theirs and theirs and theirs.
Your family has been for perhaps hundreds of years.
And I have family members buried around here from the early 1800s.
People have from like 300, 400 years ago in some cases.
They'll say that this home that you have, it was never yours.
It never existed, actually.
And all those people that built it, well, they were pieces of shit.
Like your actual family, right?
Consider if you're a Canadian, the residential school, oh, the Holocaust of the residential school.
Well, who's responsible for that?
Apparently we are.
Apparently all of Canada is.
So like my grandparents and like, what did they, did they have gas chambers too?
Like what else?
What else did my actual family do that you're accusing people that are dead and can't speak for themselves anymore?
What else did they supposedly do that you found?
So you're trying, let me get this straight.
You're trying to let go, relinquish this grip on my own home, which you say doesn't exist, has never existed and belongs to the whole planet, apparently.
And it's my job to feed everybody, except my own children, because fuck them.
They're privileged.
And also, before we leave for dessert, just in case you didn't know your family, your ancestors, the people that built the country and did everything, they're all awful and evil, and you should disown them, tear their names down, tear their statues down, erase it all.
Signed, the good guys.
Signed, the good guys.
If you won't stand up for any of those things, I don't know if you'll ever have the legs to stand up at all.
Signs that you never see.
You know, they say a man's home is sacred.
That's why people don't scoff or recoil in shock when they say, well, someone broke into a home invasion and the home intruder got shot and the people cheered.
Why do they cheer when the home invader gets shot?
Because they know that no good person is breaking into someone else's home at night.
There is a natural order to things.
There is a right and wrong.
There is a right way and a wrong way.
Nature is real and you're not stronger than she is.
I'm sorry.
Sometimes you gotta roll the hard six.
Thank you, Mr. Thoughts.
Patton.
Appreciate it, boys.
Well, caught up.
Good to go.
And then there was one here on Odyssey.
Great stream.
Good to see you on Patriotic Weekly Review with Mark Colette again.
I think I am talking to him soon, actually.
I'll let you know.
Appreciate it, guys.
Hope you have a good weekend.
Make it count.
Do something productive or something positive.
It doesn't have to be a lot.
Just something.
A move.
That's all you got to do.
Just get started.
Like the fucking Terminator.
Half shot up, blown up, destroyed.
Can barely move.
Doesn't matter.
I'm still coming.
One herb.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just take a step in the right direction.
You're on your way.
Just don't stop.
That's the only thing you've got to do is never stop.
Oh, but all the people stealing and killing everybody and lying to you said don't ever...
Lay down and die, actually.
Give me all your money first.
Take my poison and then lay down and die.
I'd really appreciate it.
Happy King Mahabuli Day.
Canada's founding fathers, the Sikh Empire or something.
built back better.
Sorry, boss.
Your brainwash game is good.
It's good.
You're good.
I'll give you that.
But I'm the Floyd Mayweather of this.
You're not brainwashing me, buddy.
Disregard your homes, your friends, your family, your legacy, everything.
Throw it all away.
Sacrifice it.
Watch Netflix.
Get fat.
Drink booze.
Be sick.
Kill yourselves.
That's how you be a good person.
That's how you be a real Canadian.
That's how you be a real American.
That's how you be a good guy.
Who told you that?
Oh, they did.
They did.
The people stealing everything get on the lifeboats.
Did they?
This is not enough room for all of us.
Let's just stab holes the life rap.
If we're going to go down, we're all going down.
That would change some things, huh?
No survivors.
Hey, I mean, I would have done things differently if I were them in their position, but...
See you in the future.
Six Epitranus, Plopatra.
See you next time, boys and girls.
Thank you very much.
See you on the beach.
I need some sunscreen.
I, I, for some reason, I'm not surprised.
I mean, I knew it would be somewhere weird.
I knew it would be somewhere weird.
I mean, who would want it?
Who would you would just destroy it, right?
You would just destroy the brain because it's evidence, right?
And, you know, if it's not destroyed, then that means somebody has it.
And if somebody has it, why would they have it?
It would be a fucking crazy psycho-disturbed person that would want to look at it and like quietly smoke cigars staring at it while drinking expensive whiskeys or something like that in the dark like a maniac.
And I come down, I'm trying to clean up, I'm trying to put stuff on my tail.
I gotta do my uploads.
And all the people is a fucking brain on the table.
