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How you guys doing?
How you been?
Turn that downtown.
Faster.
Faster.
Put a hoof on it.
Let's go.
There you go.
How you guys doing?
Welcome back.
It is almost the end of the first month of the year.
Can you believe that?
The 28th of January?
Is that correct?
Oh, man.
There's still three more, four more.
I guess today counts.
Three more to go.
And then it's February.
The worst month and the shortest month, but it is the worst.
And then it's we went too soon.
We went to Mexico too soon.
Now's a better time.
Now it's starting to suck, you know?
Early, mid-February is probably the worst place.
The worst time to be in Canada.
Especially Western Canada.
Outside, in the stores, on the roads.
I mean, we had enough to contend with with the cold and the, you know, difficulties living here.
That was before there were, you know, Punjabi missiles flying around killing people all over the place.
Body body, what do you get butter chicken?
Oh, well.
Well then.
What's the, what's a Canadian?
Why preserve life?
What's a Canadian life worth when there's butter chicken and steak and we're incapable of cooking it ourselves?
We need endless millions of Indians instead.
Oh man.
Yeah, I missed a week.
I just didn't care.
I had too much going on.
I was too busy and I just, you know, I don't know how much longer I'm going to keep doing this, to be honest.
Once a week, once a month?
Ever?
Never again?
I don't know.
I feel like it's started.
I feel like it's kind of reached its limit of exploitation, we used to call it in the military.
That's as far as we can push before we start exposing ourselves to extra risk.
Not really that a concern about that.
I don't know.
I don't know how much room this has to continue, especially when the rules and the suppression and the banning and everything.
Everything is so decensed.
Nobody hears it anyway.
So I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do next.
Well, I'm doing too well.
We've got a lot to do.
We've got the tour.
I don't want to call it a documentary because that's not what it is.
I guess it's a movie.
It is.
Something.
It's about an hour.
It'll be about an hour and a half, hour, 40 minutes long, it sounds like.
And we'll host that on probably thegrift.shop our website, our grifting, stealing website, where you can just give us money in exchange for crap that you don't need that is totally, totally worthless.
But, you know, we're honest about it.
At least we're honest about our grift.
Everybody else is like, yo, you got to buy our stuff.
It's amazing.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's just a way for you to get money from people.
So let's not act like you invented the light bulb or the toaster or something.
Okay.
You're just selling t-search made in China or something.
But that'll be out next month sometime.
I couldn't say the exact day yet, but I think we were shooting for mid-ish February, but we'll see.
It should be around then.
The tour video?
Yes.
It's all one giant video.
Maybe.
That'll be out in February.
And also, we've been busy with eating up a lot of time trying to just manage the club work that we've engaged in to organize and construct and build up that whole thing.
It's not something you just do.
People want to throw up a Facebook page and we're going to take the country back and we're going to get drunk in a parking lot and wave some flags around and this place is a fucking mess.
I wish it started years ago, but hey, what can you do?
And I don't know how much longer we have.
I don't know how much longer we'll have a country, to be honest.
Five years is I mean, it could be gone.
Consider this.
We may not have, Canada may not exist in two years at the pace we're going.
It's been a long-held ambition of the United States to absorb this territory as their own.
And they've consistently since forever, since we fought them in 1812 when we were under the British Empire, consistently attempted.
They made overt and then more subtle attempts to disrupt the national unity and cohesion of the country to try and because we're sitting on trillions of dollars of resources here.
Trillions.
And they want it.
And previously, it would be kind of a bad look when Canada was an internationally respected country around the world, at least insofar as, you know, they're good folks.
They don't bother anybody.
You know, they're nice people.
They stick up for whatever.
That's all gone.
We have no reputation.
Well, We're a laughingstock.
We're a joke.
We're broke.
We have no military.
We have no resources.
There's really nothing left.
And there's nothing to stop them from taking this place out.
And the way that they've chosen to do it, and I believe, this is my opinion, the genesis of this plot that is rapidly unfolding.
And I do think Trump is very serious.
He's made many comments now, which means he's talking about it, which means he's thinking about it.
He's talking about it, not to himself, to other White House officials who, you know, I think potentially the origin of this plot may have been birthed in CPAC last year.
A bunch of people went down there from Canada for reasons.
And that's where the old Maple MAGA crap started.
And they can see how weak we are and how much of a liability we are.
And the Chinese have definitely gotten quite a foothold in this country, which is not going to be tolerated by the United States.
I mean, they've already got enough problems with Mexico.
Do you need Canada as a failed state or a narco-state or an international money laundering zone for crime?
No, you don't.
And if we are incapable of managing ourselves, then they will manage it for us to protect themselves, which I can't really, I mean, playing devil's advocate.
You want to be, you know, use logic here.
I mean, what choice do they have?
And we can't stop them.
That's the problem.
We don't have anything to fight with.
And rather than admit reality, our political class has, I mean, what else can they say?
They have to say this to save them because they only care about their careers, right?
That we're going to stand up to America and Trump and we're going to tax the acts the tax.
We're going to tax the just blowing air.
We're going to tariff them right back.
Okay, so you're going to fight the United States of America with a $50 Amazon gift card.
That's essentially our economic power.
Like, that's what we have.
We're already broke.
We spent more money than both world wars combined through COVID, just in for inflation.
We spent more.
We pay, I think, $600 billion a year in taxes.
It all goes away.
It all goes, almost all of it goes out of the country, I'm convinced, because I don't see beyond, and not even real basic maintenance is happening anymore.
Beyond that, where'd the money go?
Do you see $600 billion anywhere?
Yearly, by the way.
Not over decades, per year.
And that's just baseline.
I think that's just income tax.
Then there's provincial tax and sales tax and inheritance tax and property tax and gas tax and carbon tax and tax of the tax and the tax.
I think at last calculations, people smarter than me that are economists and it's like 77% or 77 cents of every dollar that you make as a Canadian taxpayer is eventually reclaimed by the state in taxes.
We are some of the most highest taxed people on earth.
And we have absolutely nothing to show for that.
So where's the money going?
We have some ideas.
I think the politicians are stealing quite a lot of it.
But hey, the investigatory or the committee or the whatever bullshit dog and pony show this one was has decided that there is no foreign interference.
No, there isn't, actually.
We investigated ourselves and we found that we did nothing wrong.
It was an independent inquiry.
I'm sure it was.
I'm sure it was very independent, right?
Oh, a judge?
Was it a judge leading it?
Oh, yeah.
I've seen judges in action.
They're not corrupt or stupid or retarded or totally biased or infected with a mind disease of neo-Marxism.
No, they're all very competent.
They don't make mistakes.
They don't lean on the politicians don't lean on them and they, you know, you bark for me, little doggy.
That doesn't happen.
I certainly haven't seen it happen in my face in front of me in real time.
By the way, fun update.
I learned recently that a number of people were fired from the Department of Justice in Nova Scotia in the days following Morgan and I's case.
Concluding?
About 70 people have been fired or let go over the past four years, which is quite a lot.
And a number of those were in the following two weeks after our case concluded.
So that's fun.
One of them was allegedly the judge's husband.
There's a lot of nepotism happening in the DOJ.
That was investigated and poked around with me.
Some foy pops were pulled out of that.
What's with all the families running the DOJ?
Oh, you're a husband and wife team in the prosecutor's office, are you?
And you're trying to sandbag witnesses and approach them outside the courthouse.
Okay.
Oh, and there's, oh, is that the premier's best number two guy just hanging out?
Oh, yeah, that's not, that's fine.
Okay, yeah, sure.
Why don't you just give them my case files?
Why don't you let him sit in on the bail hearing?
Why don't you let him do all that stuff?
Why don't you meet with them in secret and then get caught about it later and get caught destroying the evidence and then say, but you're honor, cops don't lie.
And oh, you're right.
They don't lie.
The end.
Like, so no, I don't, I don't care.
Judges are generally, I mean, I'm not impressed.
Is anybody else?
Is anybody impressed with the legal system in this country?
And I realize the what's the word?
I don't want to say hypocrisy necessarily.
I mean, it's fairly corrupt.
I succeeded.
I beat 23 charges consecutively, five cases in a row in three different provinces, concurrently, not in a row, five concurrently, five criminal cases at the same time.
I was facing quite a bit, and I beat them all.
That's not because it was corrupt.
Yeah, it is.
It should have been much easier to do is what I'm saying.
It shouldn't have cost what it cost.
It shouldn't have taken what it took.
And it shouldn't have required what it required to dispel and eliminate.
It shouldn't have.
It was.
They reached so far and bent and distorted reality like i said lied invented facts and destroyed evidence lied on the state provably you know but in the end uh you know people are watching and if you can't just make every you can't just make everything up and put a stamp on it and throw it away like we're not quite the soviet union but we are incredibly biased and
they will lean as as much as they can on you and it's exceedingly difficult to succeed especially if you're somebody that's not a a desirable person by the states let's say so uh i would say that the majority of that uh you know i wouldn't call it good luck it was a lot of hard work and good work by by my legal teams is why i i'm not doing 10 or 15 years in prison you know you would think being innocent would be good enough but it's not actually in canada it's how you feel i
don't know how many times i heard the word feelings in court well i feel and we feel and that made me feel and how do you feel about how you feel and how does you feel about how they feel and feel feelings lots of feelings yeah thought this was a law court like facts and laws things why is this therapy are we doing therapy now how are your feelings it's very stupid so
yeah the judge ruled it's uh it's all good to go guys whoever you know they weren't handpicked or anything it's all fine nobody acted in bad faith everybody is doing the best they can said another fat another fat equality hire judge who cares her final report who cares i'm not even gonna read i don't care no one should care if you think anything is above
board like have you been paying attention they break the law in front of your face constantly these are the same people that had hundreds of thugs dressed up in costumes as police officers none of them had name tags and had badges or identifying markers whatsoever which as i understand it is not okay you're not allowed to do that in this country but who's going to hold them accountable who are you going to call the police you're going to call the police on the police destroy property froze bank accounts we
have political prisoners all that but all that was all good too right remember the emergency act inquiry it was all no it was totally legit right remember that judge he said so too right oh right the this naive wish or hope that it's not as bad as it is is actually if you're one of these people preventing you from evolving and
doing what you need to do to survive it's copium and it will kill you you can overdose on it oh man are we even gonna have a country in five years i don't know um so here's what i think is gonna happen and
this this is ottawa's plan by the way globe and mail had this out uh earlier today they're planning pandemic level relief for workers and businesses if trump imposes tariffs so money printing so we're going to aggressively print money we don't have again probably trillions of dollars why not why not why not why not make up numbers why don't we just start giving everybody canadian tire money at this point we might as well four major franchises have just closed up in
the last few couple of months they're all like forever like done canadian franchises they're out of business i said this would happen i said when they you're going to destroy the economy there will be no way to recover from this there will be too much damage emotional damage and as a result of your your insane you're not essential you're not essential you you knife the economy in the heart
and then said it'll be fine somehow we'll lock everything down shut everything down shut down commerce shut down business and trade and you know tell everybody they're not essential give ourselves raises because we're politicians and we're super necessary they need us we don't work or do anything but they need us to consume resources and money more than ever we're going to print more money than the wars combined and we're just going to send it out the window to whoever to wallpaper over our problems and inflating the money supply dramatically weakening the value of the dollar and
decreasing your purchasing power dramatically that's why everything costs so much more why does everything cost so much now what's going on that's why you can't you can't print endless billions of dollars into the sky and have your money be worth anything if this cup is made out of gold and it's the only one in the world and it was signed by adolf hitler how much would it be worth now now what if i had a hundred billion of these what how much are they worth then
there's more than i mean everybody's got five at that point right so they're not really worth much you see what i mean and their plan is to just do that again we'll just print more endless money that we don't have that we will have to pay interest on which will translate into taxes onto you to keep servicing the debt of the interest on the debt which we have which will explode under this insane scheme and it we will not be able to recover from that and the americans know this and
they bet correctly that our establishment politicians are too selfish and stupid to realize when they're beat and take the L and that you know no they'll they'll they'll say we're gonna fight we're gonna tapped we're gonna tax the chat we're gonna tax the tariff and we're and we're you're what are you gonna do you're gonna protect your career and destroy the taxpayer again for you,
just like the pandemic, all over again.
And they even, I mean, it's right in there: pandemic level relief.
So endless hundreds of billions of dollars.
And everyone's going to go, woo, free months.
Awesome.
Yeah, it's awesome.
There's no consequences like this.
PV Mart has closed after, what was it, 60 years?
A 60-year-old Canadian company closed 22 stores in Ontario, Nova Scotia, and 90 PV Marts across all these different.
It's all over for them.
Goodbye.
We've also lost, who else?
There's quite a short list there.
Epicure, gone.
Clios, gone.
Ricky's gone.
Add PV market to the list.
When's Canadian Tire going down?
You next?
Who else is financially upside down?
Oh, no, no, just print more money.
Print more money.
Say things and slogans.
Say axe the tax some more.
We're going to axe the tax, right?
Because you don't believe in the climate change nonsense, right?
So we shouldn't be paying money for the sky, right?
That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
So they asked him in French if you're proposing to exit the, you know, cancel your commitment to the Paris Climate Accords, which is, you know, axing the tax.
That's the whole point of it.
And he said, no, we're not going to be doing that.
So we're going to have a common sense carbon tax, are we?
We're going to have a more common sense-based approach to pleasing the Sky Fairy, to destroying industry so that non-existent, you know, Hobbit folk don't have their environment ruined, like, you know.
It's so disappointing.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't care so much.
I mean, it's not my responsibility.
It's not up to me.
It's not like I can do anything about it, but it's tough when you have three young kids, when you're a dad, like me, and you've got young children, you want them to have a good, you want them to have a future.
You want them to have a positive or hopeful opportunities to live a good life and do it well.
And they're not going to have that.
They're not going to have a napkin's chance in hell compared to what I had when I grew up.
I could have done anything I wanted to in this country.
And now you literally aren't if you're white, especially.
There were jobs I applied for that was like, yeah, literally no white men allowed when I got on the army.
I was like, oh, okay.
That's weird.
Because when I grew up here, that's who everyone was.
Not 200 years ago.
I mean like 1999.
Like 2002.
20 years ago.
I was born in 1986.
I think the country was like 99% white guys then.
97, something percent.
Something like that.
What's it now?
72?
71?
Let's get the.
When are we under 50?
When do we officially lose control of our own country?
I mean, we already have, I would argue, but when does it become the no going back phase?
So, you know, they don't have any options.
There's nothing that the politicians in Ottawa can do except print money and give it to you and hope that basically they're doing the Homer Simpson defense.
We're going to hide under some coats and hope that somehow everything works out.
I don't know what Trump was asking for, what he wants from Canada, but apparently the asking price is way too high, and they're not going to give it to him, and they're just going to do a trade war instead, which is going to absolutely destroy the average person in business and taxpayer.
But they're going to print money and give it to you.
Right.
They're going to give you some CERB money again.
So when you're like $80,000 in debt, they're going to be like, here's $1,000.
Does that help?
No.
No, ask Clios or Ricky's or PV Market or whatever it was.
It's just Closed.
Ask them how much your assistance helped.
Didn't help them.
Didn't help businesses that have been around for 60, 70 years stay in business, did it?
How many hundreds of jobs, thousands of jobs?
I don't know.
Who cares?
Who cares?
We have Indians now to do all the things and stuff, right?
When they're not killing people.
Every day.
When they're not killing people.
Some people may say, complaining about all this negative stuff is not going to help anything.
Not talking about it is not going to help anything.
Ignoring it and pretending this isn't happening is not going to help anything.
What's that Nietzsche quote I saw today that I shared?
Nothing helps.
And if I don't help myself, I am finished.
You have to help your, we have to help ourselves, right?
Everybody would rather just sit around on social media and Maple Margo.
Most of those people were wearing the Canadian flag as a cape in Ottawa a couple of years ago, by the way.
Patriot this and Patriot that and freedom this.
And now you're just bent right over for Orange Man.
Hey, what happens when he's gone?
How about President AOC or President Gavin Newsom?
Have you paid any thought to that inevitability?
Do you understand that AOC will be President of the United States eventually?
That will happen.
You think it's bad here?
What's America?
52% white guys now, right?
They're trying to...
All the Mexican troops are like refusing to.
That country is so turned up inside out and at its own throat, like it is going to implode.
And you think you want to, what, you want to join an empire in decline that's busy fighting a war on Every front imaginable.
It's got the Chinese over here.
It's got the Russians over there.
All of the Middle East, all of Africa.
It's like fighting off half the planet.
And it's totally upside down.
Broke?
And you're falling for it.
You know what will?
Do you understand what will happen?
Canada will be used.
They will take it and squeeze the juice out of it for themselves to try and carry on the charade a little longer.
They're going to take your water so they can last another five kilometers down the road and hope that there's another opportunity that presents itself later.
That's the plan.
You stupid, ignorant, naive fools.
Yeah, Trump cares about you.
Oh, yeah, that's what this is all about.
That's why Danielle Smith is eating out of his hand and sucking his orange dick.
That's why she's down there all the time.
They're not plotting anything.
She's not probably committing treason or anything.
She's a whore.
She's a political whore.
She's playing the field checking her options, you know?
CIA is definitely not involved.
Not like they were involved in the attempts to separate Quebec from the rest of the country in the, was it 92 or 93 referendum?
Dude, they're constantly trying to give us problems.
There's a level we're allowed to be at and we're supposed to stay there so that they retain the ultimate power.
Because if we get too wealthy and too independent and too powerful, we don't need them as much.
And then they can't tell us what to do as much, can they?
So that was never allowed to happen.
When we had state-of-the-art programs like the Avro Aero, that was just seized by the United States, more or less.
The brain drain that has constantly come on.
How many, any brilliant scientist or physicist, anybody we've ever produced has been lured down to the United States because they got more money.
And now the president that you all love so much, apparently, who is threatening the Canadian person.
He's not threatening Ottawa.
The politicians are not going to lose any money.
They're not even going to lose any sleep.
You are who is going to lose money and sleep as a result of President Trump.
He is going to hurt you so he can get what he wants, which is access to your resources and territory.
And you think this is your friend.
This is Daddy Orange Man.
Second Amendment, bro.
First of all, we'd probably be absorbed as like a territory state like Puerto Rico.
And there's no reason to think any of the American Constitution would apply to us at all for decades, if ever.
Yeah, well, I'm that kind of trade.
What do you think?
There'd be a vote?
And then Tuesday, just the Canadian flag comes down, the American flag goes up, and everybody just carry on like nothing happened.
And are you stupid?
Yeah, you are stupid as fuck.
Yeah, you are.
You're stupid as fuck.
You're a moron if you think this is a good idea.
This isn't the America of 1925 or 1955 where it's just skyrocketing towards the moon.
Like, this is going to be the greatest country that's ever existed.
That's coming way down.
Now it's how big is the crater going to be when the previous soaring eagle empire of America smashes into the ground at 600 miles an hour?
How big of a crater is it going to leave?
And you like, let's get in on the crater.
And also, let's fight the FBI too, and the CIA and the NSA and all of that.
Let's give them legal green light to police us and then have access to all.
Good idea.
Excellent.
Let's exchange corrupt idiot buffoons who are, it's like knocking over a wet noodle house.
Let's replace them with 1990 Mike Tyson.
To be fair, America is not what it used to be.
So let's say 96 Mike Tyson.
It's still Mike Tyson, but it's not quite what it used to be.
That's not somebody you'd want to fight.
Not a good idea.
What are we going to fight them with?
They're promising to just tariff American goods.
Well, America is 75% of our trade.
And we are the ones that owe them money.
We're the ones that are looting.
When this happens, we are going to get taxed into oblivion, essentially.
How do you like your grocery prices?
They good?
How would you like it if they were 40% worse?
How about gas?
How about construction supplies and materials?
How about clothing?
How about food?
How about computer parts and furniture, cars?
How about 75% of the consumer market that we have?
How about 75% of it goes massively skyrockets in price?
How are you going to do?
You think you're going to be okay?
Do you have a picture of Orange Man in your house?
You retard?
This is why I'm totally out, man.
I'm totally out of democracy and everybody gets to vote.
That is the dumbest idea in the world.
Have you met people?
Have you been out there?
Most people are so dumb.
It's fascinating to me.
Did you dress yourself and you're somehow able to walk and breathe under your own power without requiring machines or anything?
But that's not even really true anymore, is it?
Because I've seen a record number of people on scooters and chairs, just fat guy chair, right?
Like a machine, a little scooter, a little cart.
They're driving around the city.
And, you know, not because he's disabled or lost a leg.
No, he's just 400 pounds and doesn't want to walk anywhere.
So he drives a little machine.
So actually, I'm sorry, that's not true.
Many of you can't walk and talk and breathe under your own power anymore, actually.
I'm sorry.
And the military, let's check in on the boys for a minute.
Oh, three quarters of them are obese, it turns out.
And has higher obesity rates than the general population.
Oh, that mess food must be something else these days, boys.
Look at that.
Good job, Sergeant.
Oh, but he's got a camouflage watch on.
He's got a woodland camouflage watch on.
So you know he's a serious guy.
He probably.
This is the kind of guy.
Oh, do I have like a needle?
This is hard.
This is hard for me to do.
Emotional damage.
I don't know.
This is the kind of guy who would wear that to a party, you know, hoping someone will ask him about it or be like, oh, yeah, I don't know if you know this, but I'm in the military.
I'm actually a sergeant, you know.
I'm in the army.
that's a Navy uniform actually, but, or actually is it a, He could be Army.
That's an MP.
That's a fucking gay pretend cop.
Look at that bear.
Look at it.
Look at that.
This is unacceptable.
Nice watch, though, bud.
Where'd you get it?
Would you get it to Cannex?
Did you Cannex plan that?
You fucking loser.
Nice gloves.
Nice gloves, officer.
I can't wait to get out and go back and hang out with my bros at the fucking be part of the Peel Regional Police Corps.
Yeah, go do that.
Go be another fucking useless cop.
Faggot.
Oh, man.
What's that?
Is that your cigarette case?
or is that where you keep your candy?
Like, what are the...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, or you're actually, you're probably too big.
It'd probably fit you when they issued it to you, but, you know, three-quarters of them are overweight.
So your job is to protect us as a warrior class in the military, and you're a fat pig?
Yeah, you shouldn't vote either.
You don't get to vote.
You're a joke of a human being.
You're a fucking clown.
Let's be perfectly clear about this.
Just so there's no misunderstandings.
Okay?
First of all, if you are just a big fat mess, you're extremely irresponsible.
Number one, to yourself, the people around you, and society at large.
Physically, you're a liability.
Tax-wise, healthcare-wise, rates of death, disease, astronomically higher.
So in general, you will cost us more money than a healthy person would because you're a selfish, lazy, ignorant fuck.
Now let's take that person and let's enhance this a little bit.
Enhance, Philip.
Enhance the metaphor.
Now they've joined the military.
Yeah, I'm basically a commander.
I mean, I'm not in the infantry, but like, I mean, I pretty much am a quarterman.
And you're obese.
That tells me you don't even take your job seriously, which a very serious job.
One of the most serious jobs, and you don't take it seriously.
You don't take yourself seriously or the job or, you know, the sacred obligation and duty to, you know, be the best that you can so you can do the best job you can defending and protecting your citizens and loved ones.
You were just like, nah, I'm going to eat chips and play Call of Duty until I'm a fucking fat MP sergeant with a camouflage watch I got on the Cannex plan from the Cannex because I live in the shacks now after my second divorce for cheating on my wife with prostitutes in Cyprus.
How close am I, Sarge?
Huh?
Does that one sting?
Break the nose with that jab?
Just right in there, hey kid, beat me.
I am you.
I know all of you, inside and out.
Two-thirds or was three-quarters are obese.
Incredible.
Overweight and obese.
And they've got, you know, every Remembrance Day, they remind you that they're in the military.
Here's my Facebook photo with my fucking...
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
What did you do, by the way?
I did spreadsheets in Kabul.
I did spreadsheets in Kabul.
I'm a war veteran.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, in 2012, I did spreadsheets in Kabul.
Where were you for the other parts?
I was busy then.
I was playing Call of Duty.
I couldn't go in 2002 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 9 or 10 or 11. 2012, 13, 14, I was like, get me in there.
I'm ready to throw hands now that it's super safe and get the same medal as everyone else and then come home and claim all the same benefits and everyone be like, oh yeah, I have PTSD and everything.
Oh my God.
It really, it feels like about 15% of society, no matter what the job, it doesn't matter where you're like, about 15% of people are still cool and the other 85% are like just worthless, terribly selfish people that, you know, are marching themselves off a cliff like lemmings and they don't.
You might as well be standing there like, stop live feed of like sheep going over the cliff.
Like, nah, you're stupid.
Okay, fine.
Have fun.
ISOL is, you know, unburdened.
At least they're trying.
No, they're going to fix the military.
They've updated the medical standards to aid recruitment efforts.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Grandma has changed the standards.
I didn't say increase the standards.
They updated them.
They've updated the medical entry standards.
Grandma, Grandma Jenny, Jenny.
Why did you try to flee your post, Jenny?
Why did you have to be restrained by American officers when you tried to run away, Jenny?
From minor harassing mortar fire that was a danger to no one.
I think it may have destroyed a fence.
May have hurt a fence somewhere, Jenny.
Tell me about the updates you've made to our, to our.
I mean, you just know that's a badass right there.
You can tell by her short, independent woman haircut and the amount of time she spent putting doing the makeup on her eyebrows that she's a.
I mean, when we go to war with Russia and China, we are in good hands because we've got Jene.
We've got General Jenny.
General Jenny.
General Jenny.
The Canadian Armed Forces is no longer automatically disqualifying applicants with certain medical conditions, such as allergies, ADHD, or such as, as it works to improve its numbers.
I see.
That doesn't sound so bad.
Let's dig into this a little bit more.
General Jene said the four medical conditions that will now be evaluated when people apply are ADHD, anxiety.
So like, this isn't like a really like, is this a stressful job?
Because like I have anxiety problems, okay?
I have this medication.
I'm on all these, and I need a lot of sleep, okay?
And like, please, I'm like, I, I have a therapy dog and he comes with me everywhere.
And I'm just wondering.
Yeah, come on in.
You can be General Jenna.
He's right high on my own.
Who else we got?
Oh, asthma.
Good?
Can I be a paratrooper?
Yeah, it's fine.
Get in the plane.
I can't breathe.
It disabled.
You don't need to breathe.
You don't need to think.
You don't need to do anything.
Not in general.
Jenna.
I love you.
I love you.
Just dropping stand.
Just make it easier and easier.
I saw a report.
There was a program.
Where is this?
I probably didn't save this one.
This week in Jeezery.
We've got lots of that.
We've got lots of people with terrible.
Oh, the cops.
Oh, God.
I forgot how much horrible shit I had saved.
There's this, though.
Good news.
I didn't.
I didn't know he was going to do this.
He didn't say anything to me.
There was no plan.
There was no, like, conversation.
There was no DM, no phone call, nothing at all.
He's just an autistic Sperg does whatever without any thought to how it's going to impact the people around him.
So anyway, I'd hope to keep this relationship a secret for a little while longer, but the cat's out of the bag now.
There's nothing we can do about it, so we'll just fucking...
I should probably unmute the video first, you know.
Elon's got something to tell you.
And then just want to say thank you to Jeremy McKenzie and Diagalon.
And then just want to say thank you to Jeremy McKenzie and Diagalon.
And then just want to say thank you.
Yeah.
So that's it.
So that's out there now.
That's something we got to deal with, guys.
So just be prepared.
Just be prepared.
Just be your authentic selves.
Just go out there and just throw up a Tesla.
Just throw up a Tesla whenever you feel like it, you know?
That's what we're doing here now in Diagalon.
Throwing up Teslas, the kids are saying.
That's what the kids are calling it now.
Throwing up Ts.
T for T. It's like a greeting.
They're doing it to each other.
Instead of saying waving hello, that's what they're doing now.
They're doing the Tesla.
They're throwing Teslas.
Throwing up Teslas.
That was the real footage.
They tried to sanitize it for CNN and all the stupid Americans, but we know what really happened.
It makes a lot more sense now.
And by the way, did you think?
Like, no, no, America, you're not taking over us.
We're taking over you.
Haven't you seen the map?
You've seen the Dagalon map, right?
Did you think that was a joke?
Like, Alaska to Florida and everything in between.
It was never just the strip.
It was never just the strip.
It was just not the white territory.
No, no.
We were going to take it all.
The white parts, too.
The whole flag.
The whole thing.
It's the whole world.
Starts with the continent, obviously.
We have to, you know, Pax Americana.
We're going to finish the job that you haven't.
And then once we have a hold of your nuclear weapons, it's going to be a whole other damn thing.
Trump's a distraction.
Elon is giving me hundreds of thousands.
What do you think these Optimus robots are for?
Doing your dishes?
No, that's my personal army.
They're being trained in close quarters combat and long-range weaponry right now as we speak.
No one's paying attention because they're like, oh, Elon's so goofy.
He's so goofy.
We have space weapons?
We have satellites.
We're going to get it all.
Because Elon lives on the internet and plays video games.
It doesn't really do anything for real.
And he found the meme.
He thought it was funny.
And he gave me $400 billion.
A lot of it was stolen.
Doesn't matter where it came from, but...
Thank you.
What else?
Get that out of the way.
Fauci's been pardoned?
That's good, right?
That's pretty wild.
Because when you didn't do anything wrong, when you're a national hero, when you get the Fauci ouchie.
Operation Wharp Speed saved millions of lives.
I saved millions of lives, really.
It's the quite the greatest, maybe the greatest ever vaccination campaign anybody's ever seen.
That's a lot of people who've been saying that.
I'm a hero.
I'm a giant hero.
Bauci did nothing wrong, but he was given a presidential pardon for some reason.
That's normal, right?
Hi, Dr. Death.
Now, is this for the COVID crimes or is this for the AIDS crimes?
Did you know he killed a ton of people with AIDS medication too?
Like, this guy is one of the worst mass murderers in human history.
Like, by the way, if you think Hitler is bad, then logically, this man should be unspeakable to you.
Like, you shouldn't be able to say his name out loud because it's that disgusting.
But I don't know.
You got a Disney movie.
You got a Steven Spielberg movie to watch or something, don't you?
How was the Auschwitz party?
So everybody was having, they had a big party, big tent there.
How was that?
Was it good?
You guys get lots of souvenirs?
You donated?
You donated a lot?
Anyway.
Well, Mark Milley's getting a pardon for some reason.
Like, yeah, okay.
Good.
Everybody's pardoned because they're all heroes.
That makes sense.
It's not an admission of guilt.
A lot of people are in this position now.
And again, everyone predicted this would happen because it's just common sense.
Because we're living in reality and a lot of people out there are not.
How did you know?
Not drunk on propaganda.
I don't listen to liars.
When people lie to me, I don't take that advice and do what they tell.
I distrust people that lie.
And whenever they say something, I assume the opposite's true.
And way more often not than not.
That is the correct assumption.
And that's pretty much it.
Whenever the government tells you the opposite's true, whatever the news is saying, you know, it's like.
Just assume 70 to 85% of the entire state apparatus is corrupt and lying and totally incompetent and inept and not to listen or believe, like not to really take seriously anything they say because they're either lying or they're so incompetent and inept, it doesn't matter.
Like, what's the difference?
I'm not even sure which is more destructive.
I'm not even sure which is more destructive.
In the absence of their duties, they neglected to perform.
Like, you know, due diligence, asking questions.
Making sure their constituencies were well represented, whatever that is.
Municipal, a town, you're a mayor, or you're the president of the United States.
Some level of or maybe you're just a dad.
Well, that household's your responsibility, isn't it?
That's your mini kingdom that you have to manage?
The government?
Would you be any good if you totally neglected a very serious threat, and as a result of that, significant portions of your family were injured or destroyed?
That's what they did.
They didn't do their job, and tons of people got hurt and killed.
And it continues to this day.
But hey, they all got a pardon now.
Kochi took the pardon.
Fauci could say, I don't want the pardon.
I don't think I did anything wrong.
But he took the pardon.
I don't blame anybody for taking a pardon.
I do, because now you're guilty.
Because there are a lot of people that were on the January 6th committee that were offered a pardon, and they said, no.
They're like, I did my job.
I was supposed to investigate this.
I did what I was supposed to do.
I don't want the pardon.
If you're Fauci, you're not taking a pardon.
What's in my arm, yo?
What's in your arm, not in mine.
That's what I'm saying.
What's in my arm?
Taking a pardon.
What's in my arm, yo?
What's in my arm?
I'm taking that part.
I don't give a fuck.
If I put some shit in my arm, you're not allowed to get pardoned.
You told me I need to put some shit in my arm.
Now you can't go get pardoned.
You got to hold the weight of that decision.
That's your job.
What's in my arm, yo?
What's about to come out?
It looks a suspect.
It definitely looks a crazy suspect.
I think it's because they lied about knowing it was a man-made virus, knowing it came from China, whatever.
They were lying about the origins of it.
That's my first thought.
Could be the vaccine, too, but I don't.
I tend to think it's, they covered up one, they knew where it was from.
You lie about one thing, you lie about the other.
All of a sudden, you got to keep lying to keep up the lie.
There's a lot of lies going on.
What's in my arm, man?
What is inside my arm?
But you're good.
For now.
What's in my arm?
Fauci took the pardon.
But you're good.
Yeah, everyone is.
Oh, is everyone good, though?
They're not, are they?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, laugh about it.
Yeah, laugh about it.
It's actually pretty disgusting.
That was actually really disgusting to watch.
I only watched it once and I was like, oh, yeah, I'll use that at some point.
And I saved it.
And now that I'm watching it back, I don't know why this is.
I think I was just, I'm not as distracted.
I was much more intently.
I was watching Andrew Schultz while he was talking.
And it's very clear from his voice and mannerisms and his facial expressions, like he's not joking.
Like he's genuinely concerned.
And they're laughing at him as if this isn't a serious thing that he's talking about.
I mean, what would you expect?
What does it look like goes on in their heads?
Basketball, yo!
Oh, shit.
Yeah, the retards.
They have Andrew Schultz and a bunch of retards.
Fauci could say, I don't want the pardon.
I don't think I did anything wrong.
But he took the pardon.
I don't blame anybody for taking the pardon.
I don't blame anybody for taking away.
Oh, who the Jeep said that?
Is that who that was?
You don't blame people for dishonesty and dishonorable conduct?
You don't?
Of course you don't.
I do because now you're guilty.
Yeah, right, exactly.
Andrew gets it.
Wonder why that is.
For some reason, Andrew finds that kind of behavior repulsive and disgusting and despicable and criminal, as we do.
They don't for some reason.
They're not as concerned with it for some reason.
Wonder why that is.
There are a lot of people that were on the January 6th committee that were offered a pardon and they said no.
They're like, I did my job.
I was supposed to investigate this.
I did what I was supposed to do.
I don't want the pardon.
You're Fauci, you're not taking a pardon.
What's in my arm, yo?
Like, how often do you think he's thought about this?
Does he have health problems?
Maybe he does, and he hasn't disclosed them.
And it's really worrying him.
Maybe, I don't know.
And they're just laughing it off.
Nice sports ball hats, though.
Good job repping the team.
Fucking 40-year-old retard.
I feel really bad for those people, man.
But I don't know what else I could have done that I didn't do.
I literally yelled until I was blue in the face three times a week, pretty much, for two years.
Three years in a row.
Week after week after week.
I don't know how many videos we made and how many protests we went to and how many people.
I mean, it was just non-stop around the clock banging pots and pans.
So, and I still feel bad.
I still feel like we should have did more.
We could have maybe saved a couple other people.
We might have, the amount of people I know with medical problems and just horrible shit happening to them is really, really disturbing.
Like, this is not cool.
This is not fucking okay.
You see the Jets game?
I want to hit you with a shovel!
I want to hit you with a shovel!
Thank you.
This is why not everybody gets to vote, obviously, right?
Not everybody should vote, obviously.
There needs to be.
You know how you weed out pieces of shit?
You make the voting something you have to earn.
Something that takes considerable effort and sacrifice to earn?
Because then you know that those people are serious about the country.
They really mean it.
They're not going to be, you know, willy-nilly stupid about like, this is important to them.
Mean, or, you know, open it up to the sports ball bros and the OnlyFans whores and just the legions of morons and retards everywhere who want everything for free instantly all the time.
We got to protect our democracy.
Do you really?
Do you really, though?
It's been not going very well, actually.
It's actually been a fucking disaster.
It's been a disaster.
Because it turns out there's way more stupid people than smart people.
So if you only let this, if you let everybody get to have a say, the stupid people can be easily tricked by the evil smart people.
And then the good smart people are fucked because there's way more stupid people than good smart people.
And stupid people aren't even really good or bad.
They're like animals.
They're just animals.
They're distracted by lights and sound.
Oh, the arrows say we have to go this way down the grocery store.
Like, there's nobody in there.
You just feel bad for them when they wander off into train tracks and get smashed by a train.
Ah, damn it.
Well, you know, that's the extent of it.
It's the evil smart people you got to really hate because they know what they're doing.
They've chosen.
They can see exactly what's going on.
Like, I'm going to take advantage of this for me.
Like that piece of Jeet or whatever the hell he was on that panel.
I wouldn't blame anybody for taking a part of me on.
If the government came to me and was like, hey, we need your help fuck everybody over.
We'll give you $200 million.
You Andy be like, am I?
And he would just immediately start sucking his dick.
You know, those just, ah, they're the worst.
They're the worst kinds of people in the world.
Trump's kind of one of those people.
I think he's never fucked anybody over for money.
You know what I mean?
Ugh.
Oh.
Thank you.
No, not.
Literally, everyone should vote, and we should lower the voting age to like seven.
And then, you know, no, five maybe.
Four o'clock.
Four, four years old.
And we're going to promise no more bedtimes and ice cream for every meal.
Yeah!
And everyone under 10 will outvote all the adults, and then we'll elect a baby president from the baby party.
And it'll be like boss baby.
It'll be a baby in a suit.
We have to make that magic.
Yes.
Yes.
Where would we be without it?
Look at all we've achieved under it.
And when I'm saying we, it's like, there's not really a we, is there?
There's an us and a them.
So which we?
What did we achieve?
We haven't really achieved anything.
We've just been constantly degrading and eroding my entire life.
my entire life.
Thank you.
Oh, man.
This is blackpilling.
But I mean, it applies to kind of the whole world, actually.
Or maybe it's a signal of things that are going to turn around soon because this can't be sustainable either.
This isn't normal.
We're living through a very abnormal time right now.
Oh, man.
Have you seen what happened going on in Australia?
They want the title back, apparently.
But my entire life, since 1986 to now, I can't...
Nothing's coming to my mind of a single significant milestone achievement, like a real achievement, something we did together as a people, as a there's just war and stealing and crime.
Yeah, there's not really a lot there.
Nothing's really Hey,
Zion Don, when's the war in Iran start?
Seriously, I can't.
I don't know.
Like what really?
So the most significant change is obviously social media, the internet and all that.
But I mean, is that a good change?
I don't know yet.
I think it might have.
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
They say comfort and convenience kills, and all it's really done is made our lives much more convenient and comfortable.
Maybe too convenient and too comfortable.
and now we're dying as a result of it.
All we did my entire life was just blow up other countries.
My entire adult life.
And even before.
And it's still going on.
All that money that we pay in taxes, how many endless billions of dollars were sent off to this sinkhole in Ukraine to continue to perpetuate that?
For what?
Is that one of our achievements, too?
How much of that is our achievement?
How many graves are there?
How many people's children are being are decaying into dust into the ground right now in eastern Ukraine because of our achievements, of our commitments of our liberal democracy, all of the great stuff we've done?
Is that something we've achieved?
Is that an achievement in Ukraine?
Are we proud of that?
Is that a good...
You know, you can buy human beings in Libya now, like slaves, legit, like worse than you've ever, like Roman era level slaves.
I mean, you can just.
They're farm animals now.
That was, that's Libya.
We did that too.
That was great.
That's an improvement, right?
And oh, man, isn't it safe in the cities at night, especially?
Who doesn't love going downtown anymore?
That's an achievement of some kind, isn't it?
Obesity rates are...
That's an achievement.
More people than ever kill themselves every year.
I mean, that's got to be an achievement of some kind.
Hey, you can get crystal meth out of a vending machine in British Columbia now.
I mean, that's an achievement.
I mean, that's an achievement.
I mean, that's an achievement.
The average person on the street and their children know more about LGBTQ plus rights and awareness and days and events and land acknowledgements than they do their own history to the point that they don't even have an identity at all.
They're a bunch of empty-headed, completely blind and lost, bleeding sheep robot people.
Thank you.
Derek and I spoke to Jared Taylor.
Was that on Sunday?
Saturday.
Saturday evening, maybe?
It's just reminded me of a thought that I told him about and I've been thinking about.
But like some of the reason I get angry, like I get mad, I get mad.
But I mean, it's genetic.
I'm supposed to.
I'm a peacock.
You gotta let me fly.
I am of the Gales, you know?
Like, we're fucking crazy.
Have you seen, like, Bill Burr and like, like, Connor McGregor?
Like, we're fucked.
We're insane.
It's what we're...
I dislike the heart!
I need, I need the fucking...
I don't know.
Like, you're Scottish or you're Irish or something.
Like, that's what?
That's what's wrong with you.
Just made that way, right?
Did you know that when Napoleon, I think the Vikings were the Normans, the part of the British Empire, was that all?
There might have been another one.
At the height of their military dominance, something like 30% of their main ground troops were like those people.
Like a huge portion of them.
And over number of representation as well in the United States Army traditionally.
Like, we're just shit disturbers.
I don't know what to tell you.
Troublemakers.
You know, do-gooders and fucking shitheads.
Always causing problems.
Getting kicked out of towns and fighting the mayor in a church and other family history fun facts I could tell you about sometimes.
Being cursed by a witch and having a king try to hunt your family down because they've...
We're marked for death, whatever that means.
We're marked for death.
We're marked for death.
It's really just passion is what it is.
It's the passion of people.
The things we care about, we really, we really care about.
Whatever they get into, they go all in to the point of craziness.
passionate people here in that part of the world.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So I said to Taylor, you know, I get upset about it, but 'cause I have a good memory.
I can remember when I was a kid, growing up, all of this stuff.
And I go out of my way to do so.
I literally just watched some home videos a few hours ago.
So I don't forget what we had.
Because if you do, they win.
If you forget, you'll adapt and you'll move on and you're broken.
They got you.
Oh, I don't even remember what I was mad about anyway.
Who cares?
I guess I'll get another pizza and watch the Super Bowl, right?
But at the same time, if you stay there too long, if you remember too much and you think about it too much, you'll go crazy.
You will go insane with like depression and anxiety and you'll go nuts.
So it's like, it's got to be a quick in-and-out.
It's like radiation.
Once you're up on the roof, you've got 16 seconds and you got to get back here.
You ever see that Chernobyl series HBO?
Pretty good.
There's some special people fuckery involved, of course, at the end of the movie, at the end of this.
But other than that, I mean, it's pretty good.
If you ruminate in that kind of stuff too long in the past or like how good it used to be or how good it should be, things that make you angry, you'll just go crazy.
It's like a fire source.
It's like you use it to get warm and then you go back to work.
But if you stay there, you're going to burn yourself.
You're going to get all burned up.
It's not good for you.
But if you're one of these people that's like, it's too painful.
I don't want to think about it.
I'm never going to think about it.
I'm just going to forget about it.
Well, then you just choose the lobotomy.
Just take the drugs.
Just take Ozempic, you know?
Get bone cancer or whatever everybody's getting now.
How's that working out for you?
Oh, look, Big Pharma has another miracle drug.
Don't worry about it.
Nothing horrible will happen to you.
Take it right now.
Oh, look, everybody's dying.
Oh, shit.
Who could have seen this coming?
Oh, I don't know.
Everyone in the world?
Anybody with a brain?
Because you could just, you know, eat right and exercise and take care of yourself.
And you're like, yeah, I want pills from Jews.
And you're like, I'm like, okay.
And now you're, now you've got bone cancer.
Now you've got osteoporosis and all this other shit.
Some celebrity had a video the other day, like, well, I'm going to die now.
Yeah, probably.
You're on probably like some insane crazy form of meth for like a year.
It's like, I was going on at a year.
These people are just melting weight off like nothing.
And I'm like, there's no way this is healthy or normal or like, there's no fucking way they made a pill that just makes people thin and fit and that doesn't kill you.
Like there's no way these fucking people came up with something like that.
And I, I mean, everyone's like, oh, have you seen Alex Jones?
Like, oh, I've lost 80 pounds in a month.
Yeah, okay.
That's R.I.P., your funeral.
I'm not taking any of that.
Okay, sure.
It's totally normal.
You've always been an elite level athlete's been able to shed 60 pounds in a month or whatever the fuck he did.
All of a sudden you just...
Anyway, everyone's like, oh, you look so different.
Yeah, well, you know.
Drugs and kind of.
I don't know if he's taking that, but I would guess.
Oh.
Let's speaking of being angry, we don't need to be angry about the past.
Let's focus on the now.
I've got actually two videos I want to show you.
One was censored off the internet, off of Reddit, of course, because that was the link where I had it at.
Luckily, Morgan came through and got it for me.
How much?
I had it ready to go.
And then it's like, nope, we removed this post for hate, probably.
That's the second video I'm going to show you.
This one, first of all.
To my point that I've been making for years now.
Nice to see some other young guys figuring this out or at least asking the question.
How much income tax do you think Canadians paid in 2023?
$100 billion.
Dude, it's way worse.
The total income tax that Canadians paid in 2023 was $350 billion.
But wait, there's more because if we add the GST, the PST, the QST, all the sales taxes, it balloons to $422 billion.
But that's not all the taxes the government collects, right?
Excise taxes, carbon.
don't know why he's billion dollar.
I'm going to assume this, this is a French guy who's doing, Am I wrong?
Am I way off?
Or is he just maybe he's autistic?
I don't know.
Is he vaccinated?
Double, triple.
What do we got?
Airtight?
Are you airtight, son?
I hope not.
In taxes, tariffs, duties, you name it.
We can estimate, and this number is goddamn fucking hard to get.
So this is a guesstimation here, okay?
Roughly half a trillion dollar for the year 2023 was paid by Canadians in taxes.
Where the fuck did the money go?
Don't worry about that.
Shut up.
Bigot!
That's hate, is what that is.
Don't ask that ever again.
Where over half a billion, half a trillion dollars may have gone.
It went to good causes and sex changes and shit.
All right.
This is the one that was censored off of Reddit because, you know, why would...
I just, like, looked through my Walmart history and I found this, like, um, Walmart order from two years ago for the whole month.
Is this Garth from Wayne's World?
This is, I mean, not exactly, but he's real life Garth.
Have you anybody ever seen?
I'm so old.
Almost 40, man.
Way tall.
He's basically Dana Carvey.
It's pretty funny.
O Goldby's sick.
I just like flipped through my Walmart history.
Shuck!
And I found this, like, um, Walmart order from two years ago for the whole month worth of groceries.
45 items cost $126.
A whole month of groceries just for me, basically.
But I did notice this reorder all but I wanted to see how much it would cost now.
Now this order of 45 items for one month would have cost $414.
That is four times more.
There's no inflation.
How the fuck?
How?
Like, what?
Don't worry about it.
Emotional damage.
So it's just four.
It's food is four times more expensive than it was last year.
And next year, it'll be probably 10 times more expensive.
And the year after that, it'll be 50 times more expensive.
And the year after that, it'll be 150 times more.
That's what hyperinflation does.
This is what's happening.
It's going to keep getting dramatically worse until we're Venezuela.
We're probably going to be Venezuela soon.
Um, you We have a, I mean, if there was a game you could play for like high stakes and it was some kind of like really big geopolitical strategy game and you just get randomly assigned a country to manage and just do your best and we'll see how you do.
Canada would be one of the worst cards to get.
You'd be like, oh, fuck.
Boy, what's wrong?
Oh, I got Canada.
OUFF!
Thank you.
Are you going to win that game?
I don't know.
I have no fucking clue.
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
Is America invaded?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
This is impossible.
The fuck am I supposed to do?
Throw potatoes at them?
Actually, we gave all the potatoes to the Chinese.
Of course you did.
Why wouldn't you have done that?
We gave her Anna's green cables too.
Now she's Anne of Shanghai.
Ah, fuck.
Japanese aren't going to like that.
They love Anna Green Gables.
For some reason.
I used to think this was weird, you know, but now I find it, I just kind of laugh at it because it's a very innocent and genuine expression of respect when you think about it.
The Asian tourists that come to those things, like they're like, oh, ain't no green table.
And I'm not trying to make fun of them.
It's just funny.
But they're like, you know, a red-headed girl on the picture.
To them, that is fascinating as shit.
They look at that stuff like our people look at like the samurai and all, and they're just like, that's boring, old.
We don't care about that.
We're jabbing.
But they're like cowboy culture in America.
They're fascinated by this stuff.
Emotional.
No, okay.
I have not read a single chat.
I might as well do that.
Has there been any?
A couple.
Steven says, did you know about the 400 ostriches that had bird flu and recovered?
About to be called.
It's time to call some stupid bureaucrats.
I have heard about that.
Yeah, they're killing a bunch of ostriches because they had a flu and now they're fine.
Careful too careful, I guess.
I don't know.
I'm not an animal expert.
I don't know if that's necessary or not.
Sounds extreme.
Sounds like an idiot easy button move.
Yeah, I mean, I don't.
On the surface, it looks pretty dumb.
Droff.
This guy's name.
I'm just going to start calling him Droff.
Droff.
What's up, yo?
It's bad enough with the trains making sneak attacks on Jeets, but Canadians seem to have a knack for outsmarting trains.
Trucks are harder to avoid.
Even for us for obvious reasons.
They are hard to avoid.
Especially when you're a civilian pedestrian and you're dead now because jeetery.
You know?
It's just, it's only happening all the time.
Bloody, fuck you, bloody.
It's only just almost every day in Canada, right?
So this guy, what's his name?
Surprise they didn't say Canadian man.
Deepak Sharma.
He's also charged with failing to remain at the scene of an accident and failing to stay at the scene of an accident that resulted in a death.
So he actually hit a few people, killed one, smashed a few other things, and then took off and was like, I'm going to Ranui.
Like, this is just where, this is what we have to live with.
So whoever that is, my condolences, your loved one is now dead because Deepak needed to be here.
Because don't be racist, bro.
So you're not being racist, bro.
Murdered a guy.
There you go.
Death of psychestrian.
That's just today.
I mean, don't get excited.
That's just January 28th, 2025.
I'm sure there'll be someone else tomorrow you can make a TikTok about.
Another one, or was this the one that died?
A 21-year-old woman was taken to hospital with life-threatening injuries.
Ah, who needs her?
Right?
It's fine.
Who cares?
In March of 2023, Mr. Sharma Deepak was fined $2,000 plus court costs and a victim fine surcharge in a Bridgewater provincial court of racing or stunting on a highway.
He's clearly a great driver.
In November of 24, he was sentenced to an Amherst provincial court for driving.
Oh, my fuck.
Oh, but his license was suspended for a week.
He said, we showed him he should have been deported immediately or been made to work in some kind of slave labor camp until his sentence was commuted, you know?
Like, they don't want to take him.
We don't want to pay for him.
Well, you're not just going to go to prison and sit there for free.
No, you're going to do work on some kind of infrastructure project for free.
Literally, like a slave.
Like, we're going to run you 12 hours a day every day, no days off.
And yeah, you're just going to be.
And if you die from exposure or exhaustion, I mean, who cares?
Fuck you.
You killed a guy, Deepak.
We don't care.
If you die or live, it really doesn't matter.
Just finish the fucking highway.
I feel like in that society, just by comparison, I'm just painting a picture for you.
I feel like that kind of society, someone like Deepak wouldn't even have been there in the first place to kill anyone.
Because I don't think those people would have let him in to do that.
I think they would have opened the door, but what the fuck do you want?
Reinsar, I have to come inside.
I must redeem.
You can redeem yourself back the way you came or I'm going to pull a hole in your chest.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye.
And then you close the door.
No, we need him and six million more.
There's still some highways that don't have overturned 18-wheelers on them and dead family members and so on.
There's still some people that have not yet been affected by the Jeep missile scourge.
I mean, listen, you're, has this even happened to you yet?
I'm so jealous, you know, of this cultural.
Look at this kind of enrichment.
Now, this is the kind of cultural enrichment I've been looking for.
And I've never had this happen to me yet.
Texting and driving and, oh, no, no, just smash into every car.
Those people are probably dead.
The first car he hit.
The second one, it's hard to say.
And then, you know, just whatever.
It's fine.
He was just on his phone.
He was just on his phone and he just smashes right into the rear end of a stationary vehicle on a highway at probably 120 kilometers an hour in an 18-wheeler and probably pancake them to death.
No, that's not Deepak.
That's someone else.
That was just a different day earlier in the month.
Don't be racist, though, bro.
And when they're not doing that, the scams continue.
They're students.
Yeah, 50,000 of them didn't show up for school.
They just took the program so they could get here to probably be criminals to take advantage of how stupid we are.
How dare you deport the student?
They're fucking criminals, sweetheart.
They're pieces.
No, no, no, you're dumb.
This is why you're not allowed to vote in Phillips' fascist dictatorship, okay?
You don't get, you don't, no, this is why you can whine and cry and complain, but no one cares.
It doesn't matter what you think.
You know more about celebrities than you do about anything else, okay?
You don't, I mean, you're allowed to talk, but no one's listening because you don't have anything relevant to say.
And you're, you've no consequence to this.
So we're just going to ignore you.
Because in the world where you were allowed to just do whatever the hell you wanted and yeah, tons of people got killed and our future got sold down the river and, you know, the death and despair and the destruction and the mayhem.
Remember the mayhem and the catastrophes and all the horrible Southport murders.
I mean, it's just really pick a thing.
Where do you want to go?
That's why.
That's why.
That's why no one's ever going to care what you think ever again.
Okay?
No one respects you.
They never will.
Why don't you go protest to say you love diversity some more?
Why don't you go do that?
And then go say how much you love the cops and they're all heroes.
I mean, they're keeping you safe.
They lose more guns than a military reserve unit.
I don't know how this is probably an organized.
I mean, somebody's probably selling shit off the side here, but how many guns would you say is too many guns to lose?
How many guns would you tolerate your federal police force just straight up going?
Listen, I don't know where it went.
So we had it and then we went again and it's not there anymore.
I've locked everywhere.
Brenda, did you eat it?
No, I don't eat guns.
I only eat cheese and yogurt and ice cream and other kinds of melted, dissolved fats and some kind of milkshake like apparatus that I have hooked to a bag that feeds into my stomach instantaneously because I can't go at any time without having food in my bag.
If it wasn't Brenda, Brenda doesn't know where they went.
45 firearms stolen from the RCMP since 2014 in 10 years, including a grenade launcher.
Oh, a grenade launcher.
That's good.
Why do you have a grenade launcher, RCMP?
Do you mean like a tear gas grenade launcher?
Like, what are we talking about here?
Seven rifles, four shotguns, and a grenade launcher.
33 handguns.
It's good.
I understand two of these were actually fully automatic rifles.
So that's good.
So, I mean, technically, two machine.
Oh.
Oh, two missing RCMP machine guns.
Okay.
Why do you have machine guns, RCMP?
First of all, what do you need machine guns for?
Police?
You fucking idiots?
Pitt Payne.
I'm just going to give him a cool name because he's being critical and he has a cool name.
Pitt Payne, or a cool voice, spent 26 years with the RCMP and now offers consulting and training on investigative techniques.
The RCMP should not be losing or misplacing guns, period.
He's just Jesse Ventura.
All should be accounted for and able to be located immediately.
If not, an immediate investigation should be launched.
Should an investigation find a person to be responsible for a firearm, that person should be investigated under the Criminal Code and the RCMP Act.
Thank you, Governor Ventura.
So anyway, they're on the case.
The average person is just on the right page and on the right side of every argument.
They don't pay any attention at all, but trust them.
They know because their feelings tell them how they feel.
Their feelings, they think with their feelings.
They feel that this is bad, so it's got to be.
So then it is debating, thinking, reading, no censor, suppress, and jail.
Yes, that's what we do, that's what we want to do.
More Trump stuff.
I'll go read some of these chats now.
Jeep.
We're doing this again.
Jeep owner, CRJ, says, no idea what's going on.
Take my three worthless dollar redues, which can't even buy a coffee.
They can't.
They actually can't.
It's crazy, dude.
I was talking to my mother the other day, and I was like, you know how you remember?
And she's like, of course I remember.
And like, she's like, this is horrible.
You know, I just stress around.
Remember when, like, $200 used to be a lot of money not very long ago, like 10 years ago.
$200 was today's $500.
$500 is now the only.
So when someone's like, man, can I borrow $200?
Now they're asking for $500.
You know, where you're like, what for?
You know, that's a, I don't know if I can spare $500.
It's a lot of.
A couple more years, it'll be $800.
I love it.
I love living through mismanagement.
I love living through the consequences of other people's stupidity.
It's fantastic.
I'm glad living under the rule of people that run by feelings and value stuff and things over all else, their own personal ambition.
Just pieces of shit.
You know, I love it.
Dr. Jenstein says, a guy in my neighborhood who took down his Trudeau flag, replaced it with a USA flag.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Kind of ambivalent or confused how to feel about these people.
Like, do we, I mean, they're traitors, but also I feel bad for them because they're so dumb.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's like, it's kind of like, how angry can you get at a stupid person?
Because it's not their fault.
They're dumb.
Their IQ is like 96, you know?
85. You know, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not picking any of this up.
Next thing you're going to be blaming, you're going to be, you know, pulling up at the, you know, the special needs school where they make like furniture and just yelling at handicapped, you know, Down syndrome.
Go, oh, you fucking idiots probably voted for the goddamn conservative digging.
And they're like, relax, bro.
It's not their fault.
Yeah, that's to all the normal people.
That's how I feel about you in general.
Like, you're so dumb, I feel bad for you at this point.
You're like a helpless child.
Just an ignorant buffoon bumbling around.
Scared, confused, anxiety disorder, frequently drunk, watching a lot of distractions and sports and video games and masturbating.
And I'm fighting with people on the internet.
And I'm just like, bro.
Can you even get mad at something that pathetic?
I'm back.
You're like, that was somebody's kid.
That was somebody's baby once or two-year-old.
And they just, you know, you do the thing that every parent does at some stage.
You're like, I wonder what you're going to turn into.
What are you going to be?
40 years from now, you know, like, man, like just the possibilities are, it could be anything.
And you're like, this is what you did.
This is what you're doing.
This is what you're doing.
He was really good at Call of Duty.
Oh, I bet.
It's so worth remembering.
I still see his avatar in my head.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
Can't wait to tell the future generations about Killer Skills, whatever username he was.
They'll be so inspired when he didn't give up, when his thumb started to hurt after nine straight hours of Call of Duty.
He's like, I'm just going to power through it.
That story will sustain generations of young men forever.
They'll be like, remember?
Remember when great-grandfather was playing Halo or whatever at five o'clock in the morning and just he had a blister developing on his thumb and he's like, I'm going to keep going.
I'm going to keep fucking going.
And everybody was like, you know, achievement unlocked.
I mean, it was one of the family's proudest moments, actually.
It's actually memorialized in a great giant painting in our living room.
You walk in and there's a painting of him right there in his underwear.
One of these 16 empty beer cans around him.
clearly hasn't showered in two or three days.
Neck beard, you know, just like, ah, Chief button unlocked it all.
Wow.
Wow.
Holy shit.
And then what happened?
Oh, dude, wait until the fucking...
Oh.
Oh.
That's when they go up and start talking.
Then all the girls hear about it.
That's right.
All the men are just talking about this incredible achievement.
We beat Call of Duty.
Everybody's sister and niece and aunt and they're all just like Is he is he tall like Oh,
yeah, yeah Yeah Oh He was an inspiring man, kids.
It was quite something.
You even know.
You even know we didn't even have a fucking map button back in my day.
You had to go online and go on internet forums to find out where the goblins buried the gold in the orc dungeon level.
Oh.
Oh.
*Grunting* Thank you.
Thank you.
Who the hell is he?
Oh, that's the president of Canada.
Oh, is it?
Oh, is it?
That makes sense.
That tracks.
Who is he?
That's Doug Ford's grandson?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that makes a lot of, that's totally, I can see that.
I can see that.
That's Cornelius Ford in the year 2077.
Cornelius Ford in the year 2077.
I have to do this.
I have to turn everything into a preposterous nightmare.
Otherwise, I'll go insane.
I'll go completely insane.
Because it's, I just, it's back and forth.
I'm doing the pendulum step with just like, it's so bad.
And they make fun of it.
Oh, my God.
That's, I guess, what I do.
This can't be healthy for anyone.
Is it?
I don't know.
Who cares?
We're all going to die.
Who fucking care?
There's AI, there's drone swarms, there's robots.
Like, we're going to go to Mars.
Like, come on.
The only thing that's left, think about this.
You know how we're close to the end of the game?
We're almost at the end of, you know, the video game life world, whatever this is.
All that's left in the tickle trunk box is World War III and aliens.
That's it.
We've got to be in act three then, right?
Or four?
Like, this has got to be, like, we've been in the theater for two hours and 48 minutes.
It's like, I think it's wrapping up.
We've got to be near the end.
This is a long movie, but I think.
Now the music's starting to sound ominous.
I think the end of the movie.
I think we're getting close to the end of the movie here.
I have ordered the Marines to fly into Ottawa tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Danielle Smith gave me a hand job this morning, and let me tell you, it wasn't that great, but it wasn't that bad either.
Not the best, not the worst.
I'll take it.
She's a very happy girl.
We love her, don't we?
Yes, we do.
A lot of people are saying that.
Oh.
I know someone hates that noise, so I'm like, I'm going to press it.
They were texting anyway.
You weren't even listening to me.
You were texting.
Pay attention!
It hurts, General Jenny.
It hurts in my soul, Jenny.
I think we should let blind people be pilots.
Oh, Jenny, why do you hate me?
Intrusive thoughts.
Thank you very much, man.
He says, we may live in an abnormal time, sir, but at least we live in the time of opportunities.
The needle isn't going faster.
Just the spaces between songs is getting shorter.
It's a pretty skit.
So quote, not bad.
Good job.
Seynel says, hate to miss a stream, but something, something, sharpen iron or some shit.
See you on the replay.
Ah, nice excuse, but at least he paid to leave.
That's what you have to do.
You have to pay to leave.
That's how it works here.
Diago Yames says a good portion of our tax money went to never-ending interest payments on a debt we never needed that the government has no intention of ever paying back.
That's okay.
You can work forever, right?
Just work forever and you paid off.
Right?
What's wrong with that?
We're going to have to pick ourselves up by our bootstraps.
We're going to have to pick ourselves up by our bootstraps.
Oh, man.
Oh, there's actually people there hanging out on Twitter.
Weird.
At least there's that.
I mean, Elon's, he's probably just like, I just think maybe I'm going to buy Twitter.
And I'll just let everybody.
It'll be chaos.
Good.
Good kind.
Chaos.
Good kind.
Why not?
Let's shake it up a little bit.
Let's make it a little crazy.
Let's make it a little wild.
That's basically it.
That's the best thing that's happened in 10 years.
Is that it?
Did I just find it?
Did I find our fucking one thing that could maybe be considered an achievement was the time Elon Musk bought Twitter and let somewhat sane conversation happen again.
Thank you.
The bar is so low.
Randy Newman's down there playing the piano on the bottom of the sea with James Cameron.
If you're not a South Park fan, you're not going to understand that schizo joke, and I'm not going to explain it to you because it's really not.
Who cares?
You know, no one even really cares.
Nobody's ever cared.
You want to hear about how crazy it is in Australia right now?
They want the title.
They want the strap.
They're coming for it.
They're mad.
Canada dethroned them.
Remember during the medicine times?
Australia looked like the funnest place to be, didn't it?
For quite a while, they were just going for it.
And then Canada was like, no, I'm even gayer.
Now Australia is like, no, we're taking it back.
We're taking it back now.
Let me just pop this up here.
Boom.
Ominous.
I like this.
Blair Cottrell put this video together in Australia.
Now, this is an interesting Case.
A very important case.
Because if you are someone who believes in this idea of freedom of speech, then you must accept that for that principle to be accurate, to be correct, to be even remotely coherent at all, that it is designed and it is intended to protect all speech, as in freedom of speech, meaning you can say whatever you want to say.
You can think whatever you want to think and say it, and it's fine.
People might get mad at you and whatever, but you know, we're not institutionally going to punish you for saying what you think because that's a crazy person thing to do.
And it is not meant to protect people from saying things that everyone agrees with, is it?
Does that even need to be done?
Do you need to protect the speech of what most people believe?
Is that a difficult time?
Are you having problems with that?
No, it's to protect the speech of people who are not popular or for things that are not enjoyed or agreed upon by the overwhelming majority of people.
That's what it's for.
That's what it means.
So if you are one of these people that's like, I'm about free speech, but.
No, there is no but.
Because there can't be freedom if people can't say what they think, regardless of what it is, whether you agree with it or not.
It's just words and they're just thoughts.
It's not a crime.
It's not a crime.
Australia thinks it is.
Canada thinks it is.
America thinks it is.
Trump is signing anti-First Amendment laws, I think, soon, isn't he?
Isn't he doing this executive order on jail for people with wrong think if you talk about his best buddy, you know, Netanyahu and all that?
Said he was going to.
Thank you.
Check out this latest Hold My Beer moment from Australia.
Earlier today in Australia, nationalist activist Joel Davis was intercepted by state police and arrested outside an Adelaide court.
But here's the thing, he didn't actually break any laws.
He was arrested because of what he believes.
Joel was trying to attend court to support his 16 colleagues who had been arrested two days prior.
On Sunday, police swooped in and arrested the group of men during an Australia Day march.
16 of them were charged with loitering or possessing a disguise, which ended up being in relation to the hats and sunglasses some of them were wearing.
I'm not kidding.
The guys arrested openly identify as National Socialists and are members of a group called the National Socialist Network, which you would think falls under their democratic rights, but no.
These guys are known for observing the law and protesting within the bounds of the law, but South Australia police didn't seem to care.
Joel's arrest outside of court is interesting.
I've never seen anything like that before.
It seems like a planned public display of force by the state.
You're wearing a Nazi symbol on Sunday?
Arrest him.
I wasn't wearing a Nazi symbol.
What symbol?
What symbol?
You'll see him in a break.
He's clearly confused here when being accused of wearing a Nazi symbol.
He doesn't believe he was wearing one, and when he asks the arresting officers what symbol they're referring to, they just ignore him.
I'm making this video to expose the political weaponization of the law.
These guys have so far been presented with bail conditions which would prevent them from associating or engaging in further political protest.
Sounds familiar.
Specifically, the bail conditions would prohibit them from any public nationalist activity.
Any of them who refuse to sign these conditions will remain in jail.
This is extreme political policing.
I've never seen anything like it in Australia before.
Legacy Media is not reporting the facts, so it's important we get this information out there.
That's nice, right?
Yeah, well, fuck those.
No, no, no, no, you can't, though.
You can't, though.
Even if you disagree with everything they say, it doesn't matter.
You can't put people in jail because you don't like who they are.
That's the point.
And when you've crossed that line, that's a problem.
And now this is going to be tested in court.
They arrested like 17 or 18 people.
And Davis, I don't have it, but he was in the middle of an interview with the Victoria, like the some Australian news channel, was sitting there, meeting the screen, like asking him questions that he's responding to.
And they're going back and forth.
And the police come over to him and arrest him for loitering.
What are you talking about?
And then he starts giving it to this cop.
He's like, yeah, this isn't your job.
You can just make laws and do this kind of stuff.
Anyway, kind of a funny exchange.
And then the rest of it you saw there.
Yeah, he wore a symbol, I think, on Sunday.
Yeah, that's right.
He wore a symbol.
And they wore a Nazi symbol.
It was one of their groups.
I don't know.
They're arrows that point together or something.
That's why he's in jail.
Your arrows can only point...
Is it threes down going that way or something?
Glory hauls that way.
Like whatever it is, that's okay.
But if your arrows are pointing the wrong way, then now it's Holocaust.
I saw a fucking hilarious meme talking.
It was about Davis.
That's what it was.
And this guy, there was this crazy news story, which was just super inflammatory and, you know, totally.
But one of their responses was this guy's meme of like a writer in like a, like a tele, like a silhouette of this writing.
He's got like a cigarette and a drink on the table.
And it's like, it's like Hunter S. Thompson, basically.
There's a silhouette.
And the caption as the guy's writing as if he's writing this in something.
And then he very Hitlery, Hitler-like holocausted his way across the room.
Like, yeah, okay.
Like.
Just hysteric.
It's hysterical.
Like you're acting crazy.
16 guys out there are holding flags.
You'd fucking better shoot them.
Better kill them all.
I mean, what's going to happen next?
They might point arrows at each other.
Oh, they already are.
Oh, my God.
But, you know, there's people that'll be like, yeah, well, they're here too.
Yep.
I just want you to know you're a hypocrite, right?
Because if you can't defend the people you disagree with most in that regard, where they shouldn't be put in jail just because of what they say or think, then you don't believe in free speech.
It's as simple as that.
Period.
The end.
Yeah, well, there's hate speech.
No, that's not made.
That's made up nonsense.
There's nothing as hate speech.
There's speech that you hate.
There's that, if that's what you mean.
But there is no...
Like, the vibrations that come out of your throat, the mouth sounds you make, they don't turn into sonic boom weapons that like dismantle the DNA and molecular structure of their enemies and just like phase shift people out of existence because you said a mean word to them.
That's not real.
Okay.
That's words don't kill people.
Words, sticks and stones will break our bones.
I can't remember when I ever heard that last.
When's the last time you heard that nursery rhyme?
Because when I was a kid, that was just an understood fundamental fact of the world was that, yeah, people can say all kinds of nasty shit, but like you're allowed to, you're allowed to say things unfortunately.
Like that's what it is, you know?
So you just got to live with it.
So, you know, they're just, they're just words.
If you're going to get, if you're going to get jacked up by words, like you need to, you need to tough it up, okay?
That's the whole point of the nursery rhyme.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me, you know?
Like weapons being assaulted.
Like that's, that's bad.
That's pain.
That's, you know, that's injury.
That's a law.
But people being mean or rude or no, that's not.
Those are not, those are not the same.
And these, the, the generate, the nursery daycare generation now wants to.
No, it is.
It is actually assault.
You assaulted me with violent imagery and illegal hand gestures and arrows that point together.
Oh, it's an Australia, eye?
How dare you celebrate Australia on Australia Day?
And those arrows pointed together?
Lock him up, lads.
I don't know if that's an Australian accent, but hey, it's the circus down there.
Everywhere, really.
Oh, and one of those guys got arrested recently, too, where they tried to.
I can't remember what happened.
They had a protest across the street from the Chinese embassy because a Chinese man from China threw a boiling hot drink in a baby's face and yelled something about like, fuck white people.
It was, you know, like burned the baby's face and then fled the country with the help of the Chinese embassy, obviously.
And everybody, nobody did anything about it.
Nobody said a fucking word.
So they went out across the street and they tried to like, that's hate.
You can't do that.
You're mean to Chinese people.
Meanwhile, there's a baby who got its face melted, but nobody cares about that.
There's arrows pointing together.
There's arrows pointing together.
Did you hear?
There is a blue flag that have red arrows pointing it together.
Four of them.
What did you say?
Damn him.
Damn that man.
It's pretty intense, guys.
Jen Steen says, Miss Speaker is still banned from commenting.
Tell her stay good.
Stay banned, bitch.
I don't know.
Do I have to fix this, too?
I'm grifting.
I'm not going into mod settings.
Why?
What's going on?
I don't care.
Baby had it coming for being white supremacy.
That is essentially the attitude of the people that, you know, are critics of these guys.
It's like, well, I'm not going to.
Who cares?
I mean, babies get killed all the time.
Look at England.
I mean, they just run around and get stabbed like 70 fucking times.
They're habits.
Okay.
Get out of it.
This is why we don't let you vote in Phillips' dictatorship.
Because you're retarded.
Interesting.
Somebody's like, you just got notified about the stream?
That makes sense.
It's funny how that works.
The baby must have been a product of white blue.
It was a white baby.
And that's what this guy said.
There was witnesses that heard him say something, or he's told something.
I mean, it wasn't, did it happen to me?
I wasn't there.
I'm not like, I'm a case expert.
That's the general story.
Yeah, that's what he said.
Because fuck white people.
Fuck this baby.
So he threw like a boiling hot drink in its face.
I mean, it should be the, that should be the death penalty, obviously, but I mean, not very long ago, like, I mean, a hundred years ago, little more, maybe, you would be, like, hung for that.
And no one would have been remotely concerned or thought it was, like, abuse or like, this is extreme.
They'd all have showed up to see it happen because they good.
Good.
Fuck that guy.
Throw him.
See what he did?
See what he did to the Johnson baby?
Melted its face and said, fuck white people.
What the?
Yeah, I know.
After we let him live here and let him work here and let him adjust.
And then he's throwing, you know, acid on baby faces.
So yeah, we're fucking cracking this guy's neck and he's going in the ocean hole or the treadmouche or something.
What he's doing, he's got to pick, because that's the law here.
You get to pick your method of doom.
It's like a wheel we spin it around.
You know?
*Mario*
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What's the one?
I don't care.
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You can choose the ocean hole.
We've got 20 chains.
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You've chosen pack of wolves!
No, that's pack of wolves!
I don't care you can't read English!
You're in Australia!
Did you not know that before you came here?
It says like, no, man.
No, no, no, bro.
I was just in Mexico, alright?
And
everybody He doesn't
pay for his commercials anymore.
That's why we don't do them.
But I assume that was something they would build.
Little Foot says, haven't caught you in a live in a while.
Here's some money.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
And droff, what up?
It's local news reports.
Racism incident.
Oh, no.
Because someone holds a sign which reads, stop anti-white hatred.
Well, yep, there you go.
So it's racist to say, don't get racist against us.
That is correct.
Did you know that racism is a made-up word?
It was invented in 1934, I think.
Jared Taylor knew who it was.
Hirschfeld, was that his name?
Hirsch something.
It's invented in 1933 or 34. Made-up word.
To leverage these, you know, innately held prejudices that everyone in the world has.
It's like weaponizing psychology.
But yeah, that is the gist of it.
That's what racism means.
It means fuck white people.
When you boil it down into its purest, you know, crystalline form, that's what you get.
It's good, though, you know?
It keeps us on our toes.
Brian says, methinks you're a tad pissed off tonight.
Am I?
Oh, I didn't think so.
I thought I was in a good...
Sad, you know?
I don't think I have any.
I can't play any more sad music, okay?
Everybody's tired of it.
I was trying to be.
I don't know.
I'm trying to play the violin on the Titanic, Brian!
Well, it's a low, there's a pressure, okay?
Okay?
Thank you.
It's all responsibility.
It's watching people drown alive, you know?
It's like, well, just try to make it as pleasant as you can.
Fuck, this place is wild.
He says, the wild needs a furor.
Thanks, Jeremy.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
Caught up?
I don't think so.
A little bit to go.
Where the fuck is Phil?
You want to know where Phil is?
He's nearby.
He's doing what he always does.
Bumps in between shots.
I just caught him.
I thought I was going to catch him, but he cleans up quick.
Goes through a kilogram a week.
A week.
So we have to keep four kilograms of cocaine on hand at all times as a safety measure, as a stopgap, because if he runs out, it's not good.
It's not good.
And we have to hide them.
We have to, you know, we can only give him a little bit at a time because he'll just go right through it.
And we found a way to ration it out.
So it's a kilogram a week.
We have four per month.
So we have a little bit left extra over.
That's the secret stash because sometimes he gets a little extra crazy and then you got to calm him down.
It's expensive.
It's very expensive.
But fortunately, he's got some new friends in Mexico, so maybe we're going to get a discount.
We'll see.
We'll see.
A racism incident.
Was there a racism incident?
Was there an incident of someone's feelings being hurt by someone's imagination?
And then they went, put them in jail because they made me picture or think of a thing I don't like.
Is that what happened?
Cool.
When's your statue getting built?
Um...
I don't know other time when to use this, but I thought this is an interesting time to use it.
It's just something worth remembering, especially when we consider, I might as well get back to this, how the Americans are basically poised to psyop their way right into this country, and it's right there on the table.
And I don't know how to.
I mean, I have a couple ideas, but I wouldn't bet the farm on it.
Working.
I'm not telling you what it is, conservatives.
I tell you what.
No.
This first.
Okay?
Money.
You pay me first.
Then I'll tell you.
Freeloading fuckheads.
Do you even know how much danger you're in?
Mass formation psychosis.
You know, mobthink, groupthink, having a bunch of idiot morons do your thinking for you.
Well, most people agree.
Oh, most people?
Most people are idiots.
Like historically, that's most people are usually wrong about everything.
And things are innovated by, you know, radicals, fringe, you know, extremists, crazy people.
Those are the ones that push the ball along and move society, move history.
Not giant groups of everybody agreeing, you know, meek little sheep people, pot-bellied, fat, half-drunk, distraction-filled, booze bag video game masturbation boys.
Those guys don't do fucking anything.
They're pointless.
Which one you, you know, what would you rather be?
Is there a mass formation psychosis going on in Ottawa?
You're going to fight Tariffs with tariffs?
With what money?
You're going to print money?
From where?
With what?
You don't even have an ounce of gold.
Not one.
Not one.
As a nation, we don't own any.
We sold it all off because we went broke a long time ago.
In the Harper years.
I think he sold off the last of it, actually.
Or maybe it was down to almost nothing, and then the liberals, I think, sold the rest of it.
It was around that time, 2016.
I think we ran out of gold around then.
So here's what's going to happen.
Trump's going to go forward with the tariffs.
He seems very serious.
He's making jokes.
He's making shots.
He's talking about how America's going to have some expansion projects going on soon.
And they have so much oil, and they're going to have so much more very soon.
Where do you think that's coming from?
Do you think it's coming from Greenland?
Do you think it's coming from Alberta?
They've wanted this place for a long time.
So they can apply this pressure to the citizenry directly through tariffs.
We will pay the price for it.
People will be absolutely furious.
And they love Orange Man.
He's very funny on the TV.
And he will say the problem is, well, it's Ottawa's fault.
It's your idiot, horrible, retarded, incompetent politicians.
And most people are going to go, you know what?
You're probably right.
It probably is their fault.
And they're going to have no choice but to just mass print money and try to hang on and hope that some kind of miracle saves them.
But it's not going to.
And the situation will get worse.
And there will probably be something worse than the convoy happen, maybe riots or something, like maybe food shortages.
I mean, it's going to get pretty bad, I think.
And people are going to directly, you know, relate that to whoever's in everybody in Ottawa.
It's not going to matter.
And they are going to beg for Trump to save them.
And he's going to say, well, it looks like we're going to have to go into Canada.
The situation is very sad.
It's quite sad, actually.
I can't believe it's evolved to this.
It's come to this.
But we're not going to let our new maple sugary covered friends suffer in the cold.
No, that's not what we're going to do.
We're going to maple MAGA.
He's going to wear the Maple MAGA hat when he makes the announcement.
Starting 6 o'clock tomorrow morning, you know, I can see it happening very easily.
If you can't, you're not being serious.
It's right there on the table, dude.
If anybody was ever going to do this, it's him.
If anybody was ever going to open the Canada file and go, let's do it.
Let's go for it.
What the fuck are they going to do?
It's him.
They've had this on the back shelf like at any time.
If we feel like grabbing Canada, let's bust out the playbook.
This is the playbook.
You turn everybody against you.
Who do you think's, oh, Danielle Smith's just hanging out in Washington, is she?
Oh, look, is the Wexit secessionist movement going to pick up steam?
I bet it might.
And if it does, where does it go?
Is it more likely that Alberta will succeed and prosper and do real well on its own as a landlocked country between two other countries?
Or maybe it becomes a territory of the United States instead?
Does that say maybe it does?
Oh, just like that, Trump's inherited all of our energy industry.
Fucking damn, what a move.
All he had to do was put some tariffs on for a few months, and everybody fucking snapped and begged for it.
Now he owns all our shit.
Maybe he'll get Saskatchewan too.
Maybe other provinces will want to go.
Maybe he'll just take it all.
We got the French people fighting with the Alberta.
Alberta hates all the Quebec guys.
Yeah, everybody hates everybody.
Good.
Good.
Everybody wants to jump ship.
Good.
You jump right into Orange Man's boat.
You go right ahead.
It's right there.
It's right there.
We are right there.
We have no money.
We have no military.
We're on the cusp of a major war.
We can't protect ourselves.
You saw it.
The troops we do have are obese.
And there's none of them.
They have no weapons.
We don't have it.
They have an obligation to protect their citizens and their homeland.
Why do you think they're seizing the Panama Canal?
They're securing their borders and they're building outposts.
See, what do you think Greenland's going to do?
Greenland is a massive landmass between us and Russia.
Have you noticed that?
Now he's talking about building an iron dome.
They're getting ready for war.
He's going to put outposts in Greenland, troops, missile bases, the Canadian North Arctic, all of that shit.
We're going to lock this continent down because just in case, that's the plan.
They're very clearly doing it.
And the other side is very clearly gearing up for some kind of confrontation.
So it doesn't look good.
So what is Trump supposed to do?
Just let the Canadians be retarded and just be a wide open back door.
And we'll just sit here and do nothing.
As, you know, maybe if it gets real crazy, maybe the Chinese are like, let's put 250,000 men in Western Canada.
There's nothing they can do to stop us.
And from there, we'll be able to launch operations deep within the homeland of the United States from the north.
No, they're not going to fucking allow that.
No.
So they fucking move it.
It's for your own good.
It's that easy.
We just rank up the world, ratchet up the world tension a little bit more.
And yep.
They're not taking any chances.
And what's going to stop them?
Is PP going to stop them?
We're going to put a price on Locky Charms.
Oh, no, don't do that, Pierre!
Pfft!
Thank you.
Brutal dude.
The only mechanism that could explain what was happening in society was what is usually referred to as mass formation.
I wear a mask when I'm outside all the time.
I even run with a mask on.
And also because I want to make it be a symbol for people.
It's almost hard to believe that this even happened, right?
When you look back on it, now there's been a couple of years.
It was so insane that it now, almost, if I didn't live through it, I wouldn't believe these videos.
If I lived in an, for some reason, I wasn't in a parallel dimension where there's no global internet or maybe we live on different, we've got multi-planetary civilization.
I don't know.
And some other timeline where I wasn't exposed to this and some people are like, oh, bro, there's a conspiracy they covered.
This is what really went on.
I'd like this is AI.
There's no way this is real.
That was from a movie.
These are movie clips.
People are swimming around with masks on.
What are you talking about?
No way everybody's that dumb.
To see that That's the kind of thing you should be doing.
No way, conservative voters are that dumb.
I mean, they all did it.
You know, 98% of this country's got at least one vaccine, right?
Did you know that those numbers are accurate, by the way?
It's like 97-98%.
I can't remember exactly, but got at least one.
So.
I wear a mask to school.
Hi, hold the terrible.
I wear a mask to school.
Sweden is with zero new COVID cases, despite the country dropping the mandatory wearing of masks.
The process of mass formation is identical to hypnosis.
An individual that is in the grip of a process of mass formation typically becomes radically blind for everything that goes against the narratives where the masses or the group believes in.
The only mechanism that could explain what was happening in society.
Mass formation psychosis.
You know, people could be brainwashed, right?
What is another fun fact about the vaccine?
Or about the virus, rather?
Whatever that was, whatever happened.
I kind of wondered this out loud at the time and asked people to keep an eye out for me.
And then, you know, the staff started to come in and it did indeed.
Oh, you know what?
I'll just show you.
We'll RFK tell you for a minute here.
It's a fun.
It's an interesting story.
And we need to talk about bioweapons.
Well, I know a lot now about bioweapons because I've been doing a book on it for the past two and a half years.
And, you know, the technology that we now have to develop these microbes, we've put hundreds of millions of dollars into ethnically targeted microbes.
The Chinese have done the same thing.
Hundreds of millions of dollars have been invested into building ethnically targeted microbes.
Oh, that's good.
That will be used for good things.
In fact, COVID-19, there's an argument that it is ethnically targeted.
COVID-19 attacks certain races.
It does.
COVID-19 attacks certain races.
And, you know, fortunately for others, conveniently spares them?
Is that what I'm about to hear come out of your mouth, RFK Jr.?
Disproportionately.
The races that are most immune to COVID-19 are because of the structure of the genetic structure among genetic differentials among different races of the receptors.
Of the H2 receptors.
COVID-19 is targeted to attack Caucasians and black people.
The people who are most immune are Afghanistan Jews and Chinese people.
There are papers out there that show the racial and ethnic differential impact to that.
We do know that the Chinese are spending hundreds of millions of dollars developing plastic bioweapons, and we are developing ethnic bioweapons.
That's where all those labs in the Ukraine did.
And they just so happened the Chinese and Jews were immune largely, huh?
That's convenient.
Who could have predicted that?
Who could have predicted that?
I remember as this was happening, I said, I said, you remember the movie Children of Men, my children to men scenario?
You really want to wipe everybody out.
You just soft-kill them.
You sterilize them.
By the time they realize what's happened, it's way too late, and they're dead.
You've already got them.
Fertility rates are down like 88% or something like that.
No, it's not a tight, like, that's, I'm pretty sure that's what I read.
Natal rate, like, births down.
Massive numbers.
Right?
What happened?
What changed in the last couple of years?
I know several families and couples and stuff that have had like pretty rough time with that.
Let's just put it that way.
Young, healthy, like, no real reason to.
Unfortunate things keep happening.
What's in my arm, yo?
Remember when I said the Chinese actually had a book called Unrestricted Warfare.
There's a Chinese general that wrote that.
And in it, he talked about ways to defeat overwhelming superpowers like the United States.
And they believe their version of ultimate victory is you win without firing a shot, without even getting off the couch.
That's the greatest victory there is.
That is the most skillful victory that you basically tricked your enemy into destroying himself.
You didn't even have to do anything.
You're the master of the master of war is a guy that doesn't even have to fight.
He could beat you without fighting you, just by talking to you, and all of a sudden everything that's yours is now his.
That's their ideal ultimate, you know, victory.
That's what they respect and strive to achieve for the most.
Because also, it's the most total.
It's the most complete.
Because if you like lay waste to a country and kill a whole shitload of them and destroy half their cities and starve them and traumatize them, like we did to the North Koreans, for example, if you don't completely genocide them and wipe them out, they'll just come back stronger eventually.
They'll rebuild and they'll really have a heart on for hating you.
And then they, you know, now we've got nuclear-armed, extremely militarized and powerful North Korea as a result of that.
But when you, if you can socially or mentally or spiritually manipulate your enemy into destroying himself or weakening themselves so much that they'll never be a threat to you ever again, that's that's you're not recovering from that in 25 years.
It's not like, well, we'll have a bunch of kids and we'll fuck we'll be back in 20. No, nobody's coming back from this.
Especially if there's a massive amount of the population has been sterilized now.
That would be awful.
I notice no one's really looking into this.
I've seen this statistic go around a couple of times and but everyone keeps like asking where'd all the Canadian people go?
Like are they dead?
A lot of them are dead actually.
We've got the highest and the government has killed over 65 to 70,000 of its own citizens with government-sponsored suicide programs.
We lost 62,000 men in World War II.
So we've successfully suicided more of our own people than were killed in all of World War II by both the Japanese and the German.
So good.
Good job there.
We're doing good.
Hey, government people, you up for another raise?
It's April, right?
April is when you vote for your pay raise, when you decide you're doing such a good job you need to get another.
Every year you get a pay raise, right?
What's it going to be this year?
5%?
Pretty generous, right?
What?
The virus, allegedly.
Consider this.
There was some kind of international military demonstration, games, competition, something like this was happening.
Militaries from all over the world were gathered near China.
And this is where the first exposure of this virus happened.
Ensuring if you have an international coalition of people all in tight quarters working together, then now this is going to go all over the world.
There's no stopping that, right?
That it didn't break out of a lab on its own if this is what happened, if there even is a virus.
I mean, I don't know.
And then, and they're lying about, they knew where it came from and they lied about it.
Remember?
Oh, it's bat soup.
That's what it was.
Somebody ate a bat.
There's a guy ate a bat.
So, yeah.
No, there was no bat.
This was a Chinese developed bioweapon.
There's a lab in Winnipeg, in Canada, implicated in this.
Several of these Chinese agents were working at this lab and mysteriously disappeared and vanished.
Like they stole something and fucked off to China.
Where in China?
To Wuhan, actually.
I think there was three of them.
Apparently, there was nothing to see here either.
The government investigated itself, found it did nothing wrong.
So, okay, I guess it's just a coincidence.
So now that everybody's sick, I'll do anything, anything in the world.
The international media machine goes on the most aggressive propaganda campaign of all time.
Just fear, fear, anxiety, anxiety, non-stop.
You're going to die.
You're going to do it.
Go, go, go.
Every day around the clock, non-stop.
And the only way to make it go away was if you take my special medicine time.
And everybody did it.
Now everybody's sick and doesn't feel well and has all kinds of medical problems.
Oh, look, geez, World War III is about to happen, is it?
Well, probably not.
Not going to go very well for us because we're all sick and fucking dying.
I hope that wasn't a preemptive shot is what I'm saying.
Pardon the pun.
Before China launched international operation, first we must finish the job.
Ruisa da Varis!
Play some weird music and Bruce Lee's there and they deploy the...
I'm just saying it's a theory I had since the beginning and a worry that like, I hope this isn't a preemptive strike by the Chinese and allies to, you know, over the next, rather than just have this massively destructive, incredibly insane, hot nuclear confrontation.
Like, if they've calculated, which I think they may have, that there is no way we can avoid war with the United States on our current trajectory and theirs, it will inevitably happen.
There's no way around it.
How do we solve this problem?
Well, this is the way we do it without destroying the planet, killing the least amount of people, preserving ours.
It'll be totally fucked, but I mean, this is the best way forward.
You know, we'll just trick them into taking a bunch of stupid, stupid shit that poisons them.
We've paid off half their government.
How much of Biden's government was owned by the Chinese, by the way?
We've bought off all these people.
They're doing suicidally, insane, stupid things.
are passing insane legislation.
We're making them...
Calgary, take all of their coal mine and give it to China.
Shadow damn it.
They motional damn it.
Total Chinese victory.
No coal for you.
Have fun in war with no coal.
You know.
They've been playing the smarter, not hard, work smarter, not harder game this whole time.
They just developed an AI that is faster and more efficient than the $500 million AIs that it costs in the West to build and then sustain.
You need all these massive amounts of computing power to make them operate efficiently.
China's like, we do it for 50 million.
It better.
Work faster.
Costs a much less.
Work on the videographics code.
Incel nerd have AI superpower on his own desktop.
Fuck you, CIA.
China cannot be stopped.
Emotional damage.
I am emotionally damaging myself and everyone around us.
But fortunately, I'm just a crazy person.
There's no way any of that happened.
Everything the government's telling you is accurate and everything is as it appears to be.
And don't worry about it.
Everything's going to be fine because, I don't know, Elon and fucking Orange Man are going to deported 200 people today.
So it'll only take another 500 years to deport everyone.
Then you do deport.
At least Trump's like, well, make it go faster.
That's not enough.
We want much more.
He is saying some interesting things.
Check this one out.
They're very dangerous people.
They're violent people.
I used to say these are more violent than our criminals.
In fact, the best part about them is they make our criminals look quite Nice, actually, by comparison.
They are very violent people.
We also have many violent criminals in our country, however, that did not necessarily come here illegally, but have been arrested 30 times, 35 times, 41, 42 times in a couple of cases, 25 times, 18 times.
Same in Canada.
It is ridiculous.
How is it that violent offenders are allowed to just constantly commit crime after crime?
Just how many convictions do you need?
I like the three strikes you're out rule, you know?
Three violent crimes in a, yeah, you're done.
They're either executed or, well, in Trump's case, he wants to deport them all.
They're Americans, American citizens that commit 48 crimes, 48 violent crimes.
I think we'll just send them on a plane somewhere and it'll be somebody else's problem.
We'll pay them to take them.
How about that?
That's what every other country did to us.
We'll do that to them.
We'll send them our criminals.
We'll deport all these guys and we'll send them all ours.
That's what we'll do.
Many for murder, other heinous charges, such as pushing people into subways.
Yeah.
That too.
As the train's coming along at 45 miles an hour, boom, you get pushed into the subway.
They had it last week.
Getting them in the head with baseball bats while they're not looking, punching old ladies in the face, knocking them unconscious and stealing their purse.
They even break into apartments and rape elderly women and beat up elderly men, beat them to hell.
All things that happened.
And I don't want these violent repeat offenders in our country any more than I want illegal aliens from other countries who misbehave.
So now we're deporting American citizens, too?
Interesting.
And I say, and this is subject to getting it approved, but if they have been arrested many, many times, they are repeat offenders by many numbers.
I want them out of our country.
I also will be seeking permission to do so.
We are going to get approval, hopefully, to get them the hell out of our country along with others.
Let them be brought to a foreign land and maintained by others for a very small fee as opposed to being maintained in our jails for massive amounts of money, including the private prison companies that charge us a fortune.
Also true.
They are being brought out of our country and let them live there for a while.
Let's see how they like it.
You'll see crime all over the country dry up.
Essentially, that's what Venezuela and other countries are doing.
They're getting rid of their criminals and putting them into the United States of America.
And their crime is down by almost 80 percent.
We're going to restore law and order in America, and we want to bring back the death penalty for these horrible people that kill people.
They kill people.
It's always a tough thing to say because I don't like it.
Nobody likes it.
But if you don't do it, we're just looking for trouble.
I liked it this guy that tweeted this.
Trump is literally just floating the idea of paying Africa to take our blacks from us.
We don't deserve this, man.
At what point did he say anything about blacks or Africa?
So you just automatically conclude you subconsciously.
Yeah, he says Trump did not mention black people or Africa during the speech.
Yeah.
But, I mean, who is committing a lot of the violent crimes?
Like, who is getting 48 convictions?
Is it the Smith family or who's doing that?
Who's really like, I mean, let's look at the FBI crime stats for a minute here.
Wild.
But, and then there's, you know, other stuff that's being said.
One thing we're going to be demanding is we're going to be demanding respect from other nations.
Canada, we have a tremendous deficit with Canada.
We're not going to have that anymore.
We can't do it.
I don't know if it's good for them.
As you probably know, I say you can always become a state.
And if you're a state.
I guess it's $200 or $300 billion.
Do we have $200 or $300 billion to just give Trump?
Oh, sorry about that.
American dollars, by the way.
So $400 billion.
So an entire year of tax money is what we owe the United States so far.
And he's like, yeah, I'm coming to collect that now.
Because apparently Ottawa thought they could just do this forever, that they could just rip, like, I mean, we could just coast lazily on the back of the United States forever.
We could just do that and nothing was ever going to be a problem.
They would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever do anything about it.
Smart.
Good job.
Great job, everyone in Ottawa.
You stupid, stupid fucks.
Man, you guys are just, you have, you are in the running for the worst managerial class of janitors of all time.
That's really all you are.
You're not leaders.
You're not statesmen.
You're not anything.
You're pathetic.
You're pathetic janitor, monitor, you know, thieving, boozing, pill-eating scum.
It's disgusting.
And now he's like, or, you know, so basically he's threatening, we'll economically ruin you or we absorb your territory and we'll get our money back that way.
Those are, we're literally, I don't know how to make this more clear.
We are under the gunsights of Washington.
Doesn't usually go well for people who resist, you know?
He's not joking.
They want their money back, okay?
Trump's looking down the barrel.
They're looking down at like, maybe we got to fight Russia and China.
Our economy's a mess.
Like everything's destroyed.
You owe us $300 billion?
Give me that right now.
Oh, you can't?
Well, I'm fucking coming over there and I'm taking it out of your ass.
That's the situation we're in right now.
And PP's like, we're going to tax Lego.
Like, oh, are you?
We're going to make them pay.
You're not going to make them do anything.
You're lucky if he doesn't assassinate you.
A terrible thing that's happened to that guy.
Maybe if his eyes were a little further apart, if they were the normal distance apart, he would have seen that coming, but he didn't see it coming.
So fortunately, I am now.
I am taking over.
I am taking over his entire family, quite honestly.
I've chained a NIDA to a bed in Mar-a-Lago.
I've chained a NIDA to a bed in Mar-a-Lago.
It's never going to stop.
It's never going to stop.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, career thief, little bitch.
I hate those people.
Do you know what the most chilling video I ever saw of them was?
It was when he was on his campaign trail, with the dead fish handsake and the dead eyes and the soulless fucking, there's nothing going on in there.
An old woman, like a scene, like she had to be in her 70s or 80s.
She was clearly fairly up there, some senior citizen.
And she, I think they had, like, had, had one of them in their hands like this, and it was to the back of her head.
And she was like, you can hear it in her voice, her desperation.
I just pray, we need somebody real for the love of God, like for real people.
And he just stood there staring like the robot that he is.
And she's like, oh, we are real.
We are so real.
Oh, yeah.
It was everybody's arm, baby.
We're all in this together.
Remember?
Why aren't we getting vaccinated faster?
Remember?
Yeah.
No, I don't feel bad making fun of those people.
They're some of the worst people alive.
As you probably know, I say you can always become a state.
And if you're a state, we won't have a deficit.
We won't have to tariff you, et cetera, et cetera.
But Canada has been very tough to deal with over the years.
And it's not fair that we should have a $200 billion or $250 billion deficit.
We don't need them to make our cars, and they make a lot of them.
We don't need their lumber because we have our own forests, et cetera, et cetera.
We don't need their oil and gas.
So what he's threatening is to cut off trade with these sectors, which are massive portions of our economy.
And if he doesn't take our lumber, our exports, our energy, oil, all that stuff, we are going to lose massive amounts of money that they need to run the country, which they don't have any money.
Remember, we're totally flat broke, right?
So he's like, I'm going to turn the taps off and starve you to death until you give me what I want.
I could do that.
We don't need them.
We don't need your stuff.
He's not wrong.
They don't need it.
They can get it elsewhere.
They can make it themselves if they really want to.
He wants his $300 billion.
You owe him $300 billion.
Ottawa.
If only you didn't give all that money away to Ukraine and abortions in Haiti and gender studies roles in Ukraine and everything else you've done, every dollar and painting, everything you've squandered and wasted.
If only you hadn't have done that, huh?
80, you could have been like, listen, we got 100 billion we can give you right now.
And then we'll give you another 200 billion over the next 20 years.
I'm not going to take, okay, 12 years.
All right.
You know, he probably would have took, but we're broke.
So now he's just going to take shit.
And we can't stop him.
So buckle up, everybody.
We have more than anybody.
So, you know, just as an example, with Mexico, we're dealing with Mexico, I think, very well.
Oh, by the way, also, somebody else pointed this out to me.
And I'm not sure if this is true or not, but I think it is.
I think I did read this somewhere.
See the seal of the United States behind them with the Eagle or the Phoenix or whatever it's supposed to be?
And the shield here, but the talons at the bottom, they're out.
You ever hear that phrase?
The talons are out, you know?
They're facing outward.
Normally, they're facing inward.
They're like this.
And those are the talons of peace.
These are the talons of war.
Allegedly, this is how the symbolism works in America.
So they're in like war mode.
That's good.
It's good to know.
And we're just, you know, we just want to be treated fairly with other nations because...
Like this is all intentional.
There's hardly a nation in the world, and I blame this on us and I blame it on politicians that for some reason, probably mostly it's stupidity, but you can also say other reasons, but mostly stupidity.
They've allowed other nations to take advantage of the U.S. And we can't allow that to happen anymore.
You know, we have debt.
It's a very small debt when you compare it to value, the value of the assets that we have, but we don't want to do that.
We want to just have debt be obliterated, and we'll be able to do that fairly rapidly.
And a lot of good things are going to happen.
And honestly, good things are going to happen for the world, and good things are going to happen for the people that are dealing with us, allies and beyond allies.
So he sounds like he's saying, give us what we want, and it'll go well.
It'll be all right for you.
Or otherwise, I can, you know.
He literally just did the carrot and stick approach.
We don't need your cars.
We don't need your lumber.
We don't need you.
Actually, we could do very well without you.
Or you could be a good friend, and we would treat each other very nicely.
I would have Melania come over and she'll rub your leg at night.
She'll do anything.
She does fantastic foot rubs.
The United States has the largest amount of oil and gas of any country on earth.
And we may be a very substantially enlarged country in the not too distant.
Isn't it nice to see?
You know, for years, for decades, we're the same size to the square foot.
Probably got smaller, actually.
But we might be an enlarged country pretty soon.
And one of the things we're going to be doing is drill, baby, drill.
So America's going to be an enlarged country.
This is from earlier last week, by the way.
An enlarged country very soon, and they're going to drill lots of oil.
Now, where would they find lots of oil to drill?
Somewhere they could...
Is that Danielle Smith giving him a handy?
Under the podium?
Hmm.
Thank you.
And just to be clear, your stupid committee, like, there's no treason anywhere.
Like, no one.
There's nothing.
everyone's amazing.
Was that the headline?
Okay.
Yeah, no.
He's just joking, everybody.
Like, no, that's the politicians.
That's their fear talking.
He's deadly serious.
He's absolutely serious.
Do you think, oh, Trump's joking about wanting his $300 million back, right?
It was true to us.
Totally his fault.
Let's be super clear about why we're finding ourselves in a situation that we're in today.
It lands 100% at the feet of Justin Trudeau, who even just a few weeks ago gave a speech where he thought it was an affront to women that Kamal Harris didn't win.
Best Daniel Smith.
Let's be super clear.
Let's be super clear.
Why we find ourselves in the situation that we're in today.
It lands 100% at the feet of Justin Trudeau.
It lands 100% at the feet of all of you politicians that have been neglecting your duty and responsibilities for decades and enriching yourselves like parasites on the backs of our friends and family.
People like you, disgusting scum like you, subsist and exist on the backs and the suffering and the actual blood which is running in the streets or actually more like the highways these days, Danielle, from your new friends.
So spare me the self-righteous lecture about whose fault it is.
Point more fingers, you fucking whore.
Every one of you, every one of these seats, provincial, federal, you're all a bunch of prostitutes.
Whatever the dollar, there's always a number, isn't there?
You'll do anything of the money's right.
You scum.
You absolute scum.
How many vaccines you get, Danielle?
Did you get any?
Or was that just for the regular people, you know?
How's the how'd that Coots trial go, by the way?
How's the political prisoner situation going on in Alberta?
Yeah, yeah, all right.
You're just powerless.
can't do anything, right?
Bye.
Thank you.
How's Pulowski making out?
Like, it's incredible to me that people support her.
Insane.
Any of them, really, that they're behind a politician at all just tells me that they're a weak, frightened person that is incapable of standing on their own two feet.
They have to get behind a daddy.
They need a daddy, or in this case, a mommy.
They need mommy or daddy to do their fighting for them.
They need someone to be up that they can cheer on from the stands.
They don't want to get in the ring.
They want someone else to do it for them.
And they're going to have daddy or mommy do it.
And if you challenge them at all, well, you're attacked.
That's my mommy you're talking about.
And they can't see the forest for the trees.
They go immediately into partisan flag waving.
That's my team.
Idiot mode.
Idiot mode.
They're right there.
She's colluding with him in the open.
And now we're talking about annexing the country.
Oil reserves.
What's to be done with this 51st state situation?
Oh, I'm sure there's nothing going on there.
When you fucking idiots went down to CPAC and complained about, oh, people of Margo, bro.
No, the CIA didn't listen to every word of that and go, hey, maybe this is the time.
Let's get the old notebook out.
Well, here, the old Canada file.
Let's see.
Bankrupt until broken and then bring them to heal.
It should take about six to 18 months.
Okay, there you go.
Six to 18 months.
We'll have her.
Just bankrupt them into submission and then we'll go in and collect.
There we go.
That was easy.
Who wrote that?
That was Dad.
He wrote that back in 1979.
Thought we were going in.
Thought the 80s was going to be the decade of the Northern Conquest.
Day of the Rake, they call it.
Never happened.
Reagan pussied out.
Wouldn't do it.
Well, I don't care.
Reagan is a pussy, and I'm going to go in there.
I'm going to take over.
Ah.
He's promised a response.
I've promised a response.
Did you?
Well, I say we need an election so I can find my glasses and finally understand what the hell it is I've been signing.
I need them back.
Yep.
Have an emergency.
Yeah, you have an emergency.
Imagine if they lose.
It's totally possible.
The liberals are the first ones to pick up on the whole anti-immigration sentiment in the country.
They're the only ones saying it.
They're the only ones talking about it.
And the harder they go with it, the more points they'll pick up.
It's really something.
If anybody can lose an election like this, it's the conservatives.
If anybody can blow a lead like that, it's them.
They are very good at losing.
Never count them out.
They're the Toronto Maple Leafs of politics, okay?
Never count them out.
No lead is big enough for these people.
Thanks for the oil, Canada.
Yeah, I think they'll be trying to grab all that.
You think Carney's going to win?
He probably will.
He's probably the guy.
They're going to pretend.
Oh, there's a leadership right.
They pick a guy, and the whole thing is just a show.
There's Dominion voting machines everywhere.
It's all bullshit.
It's all fake.
It's all nonsense.
Nothing in politics is real.
Okay.
It's a charade.
It's like a game of deception on top of another game of deception.
It's very Jewish.
It's very gay.
It's very stupid.
It's very underhanded and backstabby and connivy and schemy and plotty and very feminine.
It's disgusting.
It is the most disgusting group of, like, just these people could not exist if politics didn't exist.
If it wasn't for this nebula of weakness and dysgenic rejects to go into to exist as parasites professionally on our back, they wouldn't be able to eat because they have nothing to offer anyone.
They're incapable of being valuable in any other way.
The only, I want to be a career blood sucking leech.
And that's what they do.
And they have sycophants.
Glad daddies here.
Look how jacked Pierre is.
Oh my God.
Holy shit, bro.
it's just depressing, you know?
Oh, let's read a couple of these and get on it.
It's getting late.
The last couple have gone long, you know?
Jenstein, thank you, man.
He's got a couple here.
He says, ham legs is hot.
Like, like, the temperature is too high?
Like, she's body temperature.
Oh, is she overdosing on her pills?
Maybe.
He says, this subject is taboo, like the Jews.
I don't even remember what we were talking about, but you're probably right.
And he says, still looking for pure blood and other bodily fluid volunteers.
It's a business.
Maybe we need to.
Maybe we need to repopulate the country.
We might need to start doing some weird.
We might need, Philip might need a eugenics program.
How do you know it's not, we don't know.
You don't know what the situation is.
Listen, it's not about once.
It's about what we need.
And if we go extinct, we're not going to make it.
So maybe you need to just shut up and get in the bus because it's taking you to Phil's new camp.
Okay?
It's called Phil's Baby Camp.
And I don't care how you feel about it.
You're going to have a good time.
You're going to smile.
You're going to say thank you.
Or listen, I'm just trying to look out for you.
I don't want to see you get hurt.
He is a rapist.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Zebexami says, took the words right out of my mouth.
What were they doing in there?
I know they taste bad.
You got to spit that out.
Get those words in there.
Tastes like bitterness.
It tastes like ashes and dreams I let pass me by in my youth because I was a coward.
That's a very specific taste.
It's a new flavor of Doritos coming this summer.
The Canadian Depression, now in suicide and Prozac flavor.
Jen Steen says, I don't find anyone funny anymore other than you.
That's...
Thank you.
I'm concerned about all the wrong things.
He only laughs and watches me.
He's looking for blood and bodily fluid.
Phillips got some kind of weird rapist eugenics camp.
I knew it was going to go off the rails eventually.
I just didn't know when or how, but I suppose that this is a good time like any other.
If you're going to go, if you're going to go out, you might as well.
Might as well be a spectacular.
Might as well be a spectacular fireball.
You don't want to go out in a medium-sized, like boring fireball.
You want a spectacular one.
All right.
We all caught up.
I think we're good.
All right.
Sam Hyde.
Sam Hyde is pretty funny.
I talked to him once a couple of years ago for a minute.
Yeah, right.
And this is their attitude.
Canadians are supposed to bear the sacrifice.
You have to bear a sacrifice.
Anita, another, hey, so an Indian woman said, you're just going to have to shut up and take it.
We will use all tools in our toolbox to like deporting all of the Indians back to India so we don't have to pay for them.
Maybe we'll get some savings there.
Can we give that money to Trump?
Do we need to have what we were spending more on migrants?
We were spending more on migrants and hotels, were we not, than the entire Canadian military budget one year, weren't we?
Wasn't that the case?
Or close to it?
We could send them.
We could get rid of them and give them that savings.
That was like $60 billion, wasn't it?
That's a start.
I mean, that's not.
He won't say no.
He's not going to.
He's not going to say.
He's like, that's well, that's not going to cut it, but I'll take it for now.
Maybe we'll buy a couple of weeks.
Maybe.
We'll see what happens.
You could do that.
You could do that.
You could sanction India and demand.
I mean, they owe us money.
They're sending us constant filth and garbage and criminals and terrorists and blowing up airlining liners and shooting people and smuggling cars and people and drugs and fentanyl and crashing trucks into people all over the fucking country.
And there's $80 billion in remittances.
They're stealing gold from the Toronto airports.
They're scamming seniors for tens of billions of dollars.
No, India owes us quite a bit of money.
Anita, had that crossed your mind at all?
Or we're just going to tax the public?
I hate them.
I really hate politicians, man.
There is no reason.
There's nothing she needs to do here.
There's no reason for her to exist.
She doesn't do anything.
None of them do.
Trudeau government's branding its Team Canada approach to retaliatory measures.
Yeah, just buy Canadians.
Well, that's kind of hard to do.
You can't buy at Ricky's.
You can't buy at Cleo's.
And now you can't go to, what was it, PV World or what was it called?
What's the latest Canadian franchise that just went out?
Well, we can't buy there anymore either.
And I don't like to go any of the stores around here either, Justin, because they're all owned by Indians.
So they're not Canadian either.
I don't even go to Tim Hortons anymore.
It's been a year next week.
It will have been a year.
This is the first in my entire life.
I don't think I made it a couple of weeks without ever going to Tim Hortons.
It's been over a year now.
It'll be over a year next week because they're not Canadian either.
And I was tired of getting food poisoning, quite frankly, and supporting this charade, this scheme, this scab worker replacement scheme, so you can get more votes and money.
We're being absolutely ripped off to death.
Literally to death.
These people aren't killing themselves because their lives are so hopeless and meaningless.
They're being smashed on the side of the road by an 18 wheeler driven by some guy named Deepak, who's not supposed to even be here.
Deepak, who's not supposed to be here?
And your solution to the problem that you created is more of you.
You need to be given more authority and power, yes?
Or the other people in the building with the green chairs, the other useless losers who are just now, as of, what was it, yesterday, the day before?
Hey, there's only two genders now.
I'm mega-based.
Oh, wow.
Thanks for catching up to four years ago.
That was needed four years ago, Pierre.
That's when you needed to say that.
Not right now.
No one cares.
No one cares.
That was a controversial thing to say for, and it was the right thing to say four years ago.
Five years ago.
2020.
No one.
We are way past that, Pierre.
A million people in Canada watched Europa in the last six months, okay?
You have bigger problems.
We're way past.
There's two genders.
What next?
in another five years, are you going to, Holy shit, we are reaching levels of bass.
I can't even imagine.
I could barely fathom it.
You better walk out.
Cut for dark PP.
It hurts.
It hurts, Denny.
General, Denny.
I want to sign up for those made programs.
I need my program.
We can do that for you.
What updross is we are arch deep in souk deeps through and we're getting absolutely bankrupted.
How much money did we waste on those 50,000 students that never showed up for school on these grants and programs and subsidies and taxpayer fund?
How much did that cost?
Because we need to find $300 billion real quick or we are probably going to lose the country.
That's the situation.
That's good.
At least on the right side, you could find that money.
We do have it.
could find it.
But do they want to?
Because that would mean pissing off a lot of people that they've been butt kissing this whole time.
It would mean taking the side of the Canadian people.
It would mean choosing a side.
It would mean saying, listen, you made a go of it.
We gave it a shot.
But we're broke.
and we have We owe some bad people a lot of money.
And we need that money.
And if it's going to come down to something this serious, I am choosing the side of the 73% of this country that is still Canadian over all you.
And we are going to repeal all these programs.
We're going to deport all these people.
We are going to reclaim a lot.
We're probably going to economically sanction and seize a lot of money and assets and things.
We got to survive at the end of the day.
And if somebody has to go hungry and get fucked over, it is not going to be my own people.
Because what kind of leader would I be?
You're asking me to take food out of the mouths of my own children, essentially, so I can give it to India.
So I don't want to make them mad and have people call me racist.
I'm going to risk Washington coming in here and just taking whatever is not nailed down because I don't want to be called names.
You don't want to piss off the LGBTQ community.
You don't want to rescind all these grants and programs.
You don't want to do that?
You're going to apply.
Oh, you're going to tax America.
So you're going to solve the problem that you created by being lazy and entitled and irresponsible.
You're going to solve that problem with more laziness, more entitlement, and more irresponsibility by getting into a trade war with the United States of America.
Have I got that right?
When's the election again?
Why are we having one?
Oh, there's no traders anywhere.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, there's not?
Oh, well, thank goodness.
Bitch, you look so damn freaked.
You can't eat.
You can't sleep.
You can't speak.
We're fucking going on hard mode, boys.
Phil apparently decided, look, it's too easy.
On the one declared war on a fake country.
They're like, fuck you, Dad.
Come on, we'll get you.
And then they blew themselves up.
They defeated themselves.
They tried to punch a meme and knocked themselves out somehow.
So Phil has decided it's too easy.
We gotta crank up the difficulty.
We're gonna have a whole new kind of summer camp.
Let's just fight the empire head on now, I guess.
If you're gonna go out, make it a banger.
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
Pee pee base Daniel Smith will find the video with this.
He'll see how progressive we are.
He'll see how progressive we are.
That's a lot of progress.
It's a lot of inclusion.
I really love it.
Never mind about the- Necessity is the mother of invention!
And we've been through a lot of the people as a country!
When you put the pressure on, you see what people are made of!
Shit really gets hard.
This shit really gets bad.
will get bad for real but you know what if anybody was up for it if anybody ever had the juice I like our odds that's
it that's all I gotta go to bed it's fast for bedtime I'm up late I'm a tired man I have nightmares but now we need gorilla hey not so bad idea owning a million SKSs now, is it?
Canadian tire mass distributing SKSs for the last 20 years.
Not such a bad idea anymore, was it?
Behind every maple tree is a guy with nothing to lose.
And a $250 Canadian Canadian tire rifle.
They made the fucking Taliban look like a bunch of goddamn pussies.
This motherfucker had frostbite on his dick, man.
He had frostbite on his dick, I swear to God.
How do I know?
He showed it to me, man.
I fucking ran away.
I'm not fighting people with frost-bitten dicks, man.
Dude, I'm from fucking West Texas.
I am made for this shit, man.
I didn't sign up for no Arctic warfare bullshit.
Frozen dick, frostbite people.
This place is fucking scary, man.
They got Bigfoot up here, man.
Fuck this place.
I don't fucking care if you Raisingdistic.com, thank you very much, guys.
Appreciate the support.
As always, share and all that stuff.
It's the only way it gets out of it.
Appreciate it.
We'll see you next time.
We'll see you on Friday.
6'7 for Toronto's Point Patriot.
Eyes out.
That's when I'll disappear.
See you on the beach.
Into the night Not where I belong On my BMX bike Pretending nothing's wrong Step inside, walk this way You and me, babe Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
It's nice when you're playing with Joe first.
I mean, of all the rape camps I've been to, this one's, I mean, it's decorated fairly well.
All the cushions are comfortable, you know?
You get a whole do a whole dance.
What is it?
Some kind of stream.
Wait a minute.
What's going on here?
Why is it?
Whoa, this is kind of dimensioned.
Phil, did you reverse psychology this?
Yeah, so he took all the volunteers.
Yeah, it is not what he advertised.
There's not even any women here.
It's just men.
What is it?
AI surrogates.
What is this?
Surrogate AI fetuses installed by what?
Page one?
Tesla made this.
Elon made this?
It's really crazy.
Actually, it turns out you can totally grow a baby inside of Meryl African.
I didn't realize.
Holy fucking God, this is the mansion.
Why did you do that?
They are all in cell.
That's true.
How many of these guys had subscriptions to Nick Quentins?
How many?
72% of these are Nick Cuentez subscribers.
All of a sudden, I have no problem with this program.
Turn up to 11. I don't want to hear the screams.
Get flabbered out!
Listen.
Red light, yellow light, green light go.
Crazy little woman and a one-man show.
Mary Queen, delicate with the mumbledore.
See you face every year.
You said I. You got his teasiness in a squeezing little teaser in the mood.
Easy operating knocking on my door.
Set em down, and they died.
Sugar missweet.
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