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It's just goblins, and you just have to live with it.
It's just part of the situation.
I'll have to go and edit that part out before I upload it later and blast everybody's speakers apart on the audio version, which I've been uploading for a year, a couple of years, almost two years now.
And it's nearly at a million downloads, which is wild.
We're over a quarter million, almost 800,000 just the audio version.
So, you know, we've got millions of downloads and views and stuff already over the last few years.
So it's been quite a ride.
Thank you very much, everyone.
We appreciate it, Phil, as much as I do.
And that's why he's destroyed your speaker system, apparently.
Did you think it was funny, Phil?
Was it just like a ha ha ha?
I don't know.
He does be good.
Scarecrow, what's up, sir?
He says, it took great effort to sit up straight today.
It was a pretty posturous morning.
Stop it.
I've already said it like five times today.
I can't stop.
He says it was hard work even coming up with that.
I'm not a small.
I thought Thomas performed impeccably well.
It was definitely not triggered.
PBD.
Oh, you're talking about the Russo interview?
PBD.
What's his name?
Ben David or I had difficulty grasping his ideas.
I wasted too much time trying desperately to pin a label on him.
Other than that, it was a decent interview.
Happy fuck you make me wear pants Friday, everybody.
But yeah, so the Thomas Russo, the Patriot Front spokesman leader guy in the United States, was on a fairly well-known podcast this morning, this afternoon.
Or at least it was published today.
PBD Ben David.
He's a Iranian American guy.
And yeah, that's a good assessment of it.
That is what he was doing.
He didn't really grasp much of what he was saying.
He was just kind of rolling from one question to the next and just kind of waiting for Thomas to stop talking so he could say something else that might enable him to get a clip of something.
And, you know, Mr. Russo did a great job representing himself and a lot of others, I thought.
I was very impressed.
I thought he did a very good job.
If you're interested, I linked it on my Telegram earlier.
If you haven't seen it, you can go check it out for all these fucking idiots.
You're an idiot, schizosperg.
All these people worried about feds and stuff.
Like, listen, you're just too paranoid and afraid to ever do anything anyway.
Like, you're not even involved.
You're not even involved with them.
They're not even in America.
There's Canadians doing this.
You're an idiot.
You don't know anything about what you're talking about.
Anyway, he did a good job.
So go check it out.
He's got a lot of interesting ideas.
A lot of interesting things to say.
I think he's on the money with a lot of that stuff.
Lobster Connoisseur 6. Who wrote this last time?
600,000?
No, 6 million?
It's hate!
How are we doing?
We got a brisk Friday.
It's pretty warm here.
It's not too bad.
It was very warm today, and the sun goes down.
It gets caught.
It cold real fast.
Canada.
Terrible weather.
You can't even.
Nova Scotia anyway.
Anything on the East Coast.
I don't know what it's like in BC, but we'll find out.
We're going on tour this summer.
It's a month away.
Well, that flew by.
It seemed it would go by faster than we thought.
I said, yeah, we're going on tour this summer.
When did we announce that?
February?
March?
Something like that around February.
And I was like, oh, we got lots of time.
Not really.
It's coming together.
We're getting close.
Not a lot left to finish up and settle up.
But there is any of you that are in the interior, B.C., you can't make it to Vancouver.
It's too far away.
Well, you're in luck because we're going to be in Kamloops now as well.
It was just supposed to be a meet and greet, but, you know, fuck that.
Some of the guys came through and got us set up there.
So we're going to have a venue near Kamloops on July 20th.
You can get tickets at the Grift.shop.
I understand the buttons are a little confusing.
People are confused.
On the right-hand side, some of them say sold out.
These are the VIP tickets.
I would have arranged it this way if it was up to me, and I didn't even want to do the VIP tickets, but nobody listens to me.
Anyway, the buttons on the left, regular tickets, the ones on the right, those ones, you get in earlier, you can sit up front, and you can hang out with us for a little while, about an hour probably, while we set up and get everything ready.
And there'll be other little treat bags and so on, stuff like that, probably.
It's different everywhere.
We're really slapping this together.
Just a bunch of regular people trying to make this happen.
Normally, you'd hire a massive production company to put this on for you, but we're bad.
We're white people, so we're not allowed to do any of that stuff.
So we have to just figure it out and do it all ourselves, which is what we're doing.
And I'm very impressed with everybody's capabilities and work ethic and getting this done and communicating.
It's been great just to kind of watch.
I haven't had to get too involved in a lot of the things that I thought I maybe would, but you guys have done a great job.
And thank you very much.
And it's going to be, you know, I'll make sure you're going to get a big nice round of applause from everyone for all the hard work that you've done to make this happen.
And for all of you in the community that have stuck through thick and thin with all the shit that we've had to do and deal with, all the slings and arrows and roadside bombs and everything else that's happened.
Jeep trains and everything else that we've had to deal with over the years to bring us to this point.
So we're very much looking forward to it.
So again, the Griff.shop, you can get tickets right now.
You can get them.
People ask if they're going to be at the door.
If there's room, I suspect some of them will have room.
Some of them maybe not.
Some of them are a little smaller.
Some of them are much larger.
It depends.
We would prefer you get it on the internet because then we know what numbers we're dealing with and so on.
And we've got the money up front to facilitate paying people and transportation.
And there's a lot to cover.
This is a lot is being managed right now.
We'll tell you all about it when it's all over.
I'm hoping for those of you that don't make it or can't, I mean, we're going to be in eight different cities, places now.
We're going to record a lot of it in between on the road and everything else.
And hopefully we're going to be able to cut together some form of a movie.
I mean, this could be the third one, guys.
This could be the trilogy of the Plaid movies, Plaid Army 3 Road Rage.
And it's a reality show.
I don't know.
It could be good.
It could be a good time.
So we've got the talent and definitely have the talent in the community that can do it.
And I've told the guys if they're interested, there's a few fellas that can help out in this.
I'm willing to, you know, we can put this together.
We can throw it on the website and sell it for five bucks or something.
And you guys can see all the behind-the-scenes shenanigans and nonsense and stuff that went on and clips and parts of the shows and live events.
And we'll give it to you 70-30.
The guys that throw it together, we'll make you some money on that.
And we'll just toss the rest in the grift shop and throw it to somebody's legal fundraiser somewhere because we're just that terrible.
Maybe like Sam Melia.
But he's got a lot of support over there, which is nice to see.
That, of course, is the guy.
United Kingdom was arrested for putting up stickers that said it's okay to be a white person.
Well, it's not in the United Kingdom.
So he's in jail for two years.
And the judicial system over there has felt that it's necessary to prevent his wife, who visits him regularly, to speak to him about his children.
He's not allowed to talk to his children or see his children because that's how you keep people safe in Great Britain.
You know, it's a travesty.
It's meant to hurt him.
They're trying to kill him.
They're trying to force him into a psychological state of despair.
It's war.
It's not fair, as a lot of people are starting to notice, especially in the United States.
How's old Big Daddy Tea Dog doing?
Huh?
We trusted the plan.
We trusted a lot of plans.
A lot of plans have come through, quite frankly.
We trusted them, and we're not going to be trusting them anymore.
They're bullshit plans.
How's that working out for you, by the way?
Was this the plan to put him in prison and probably get him killed in the Epstein Island or the Epstein prison?
I bet that's where he'll go.
Watch.
It's not real, guys.
There is no rule of law.
There hasn't been for some time.
The justice system is entirely weaponized against political figures.
It's totally captured.
It's not legitimate, and everybody knows it.
And it's on display every fucking day of the year.
The only question is when is it going to be your turn to get a good up-close look at the goblin creature that is the justice system?
It's not a justice system.
It's a farce.
And all it's doing is laying the groundwork for most Americans and anyone around the world, really, but America is going to take the brunt of this right now.
That there is no political solution.
It doesn't matter if you're innocent.
It doesn't matter what you do.
Of all the U.S. presidents, first of all, if you're going to go, which is a highly, this is banana republic type shit.
Have the Russians even done something like this?
Imprisoned one of their former leaders because meh, me, meh, me, meh, that's, I mean, your democracy is over, obviously.
Your country's over to cross this Rubicon.
And in the name of what?
Oh, because he paid a porn star to shut up once.
I was on Henrik Palmgren's show, Red Ice TV, Flashback Friday earlier.
If you guys watch that, you can tune in and see that replay.
We were talking about that a little bit.
The star of Naughty Nurses 7 or something stupid.
That's why we had to destroy the American confidence in the justice system and have this farce of a trial where you didn't even have to agree on what he was guilty of, just that he was guilty of something.
This is what the judge told the jury for instructions.
There was tons of intimidation and nonsense going on.
I don't want to get into it.
I didn't pay it super close enough to know what's going on over there.
It's not surprising or shocking at all.
No one should be surprised.
This is obvious what they were going to do.
I don't think they could stop themselves.
And civil war is locked in no matter what happens.
There's no way around.
They're not going to let Trump be president.
He would be sworn in from prison, pardon himself, and walk out the fucking front door the same day.
They're not going to let that happen so that he can go and do what?
Imprison all of them, which would be the right thing to do.
What he should do is pardon himself immediately.
Act number one.
Act number two is martial law, close the borders, shut down the airports, mass arrests, deploy the military to the border, weapons-free fire zone on migrants.
Anybody approaching the border is shot on sight.
I mean, all of this stuff is what you would have to, in the first hour of your presidency, and, you know, try to get as much because they're going to kill you, right?
You need to get as much done as possible.
You're like storming the beach at D-Day.
You've got to get up the fucking beach fast.
Every minute you stand around thinking about what to do, the more likely it is you're not going to live for the end of the day.
So we'll see.
But I don't even think we'll get that far.
I think they'll try to kill them before then.
Or they'll just enact World War III.
They'll do the terror bombings.
They'll do whatever they got to do to prevent this from going.
I've been thinking about this for a couple of days.
Talked about it with Henrik a bit.
I don't think they care.
I don't think the real power structure of the world, like the real big bad guys, I don't think they give a shit who's the president.
I don't think it matters to them right now.
I think what this is is more of a civil war between bullshit establishment A and bullshit establishment B. The Republican criminals and the Democrat criminals are power struggling.
You know, like the mafia, right?
The Italian mafia goes to war with itself sometimes, or it used to, right?
Gambino and the Lucchese family are going to go to war over turf.
That's all this is a turf war.
And they're using the people as a prop in the middle.
A lot of people want to believe he's, you know, going to fix everything.
But at the same time, he's recruiting Nikki Haley, who's one of the biggest Zionists in the country.
Like, he doesn't seem to have learned anything.
And unless you pull that parasite off your face, you're never going to be anything.
You're never going to be pro-America if you're putting another country first, which is what Zionism is.
And that's why all these Israelis are in the United States in the first place.
We've got these dual citizens, these dual passports.
They should all be arrested.
They should all be, you know, throw it out.
Throw out the rules.
It doesn't matter.
It's war.
They're going to put you in jail and they're going to kill you.
And you're worried about, oh, but that's illegal.
I can't do that.
Dude, you're in a war.
Don't worry about laws.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, we would burn people with flamethrowers alive, you know, in war.
Like, it doesn't matter.
All that matters is when you're in a war, all that matters is that you win.
And it's not one you can avoid.
You're already in it.
You're already being punched in the face every single day.
And for some reason, the right-wing establishment is of the opinion that we just need to talk and they'll hold up their proofs.
I've got proof of this and I can prove that.
Yeah, but the people you're trying to convince hate you and are trying to kill you.
They're just hitting you in the face and you're holding up textbooks.
Put the textbook down, nerd, and start throwing hands and laying waste to communists, okay?
That's what this is.
And that's where it's going.
It's going to get connected.
It's going to go to real violence soon.
Who starts it doesn't matter because it's unavoidable.
It's unavoidable.
I think they're preparing for it.
That's why the Democrats have been flooding the country with 50,000 illegals every month, most of them fighting aged men.
Trump remarked on this the other day.
He's not wrong.
That is the overwhelming majority of the people entering the country.
What could they possibly be for?
Oh, they're all doctors and engineers and scientists.
No, they're future soldiers of the Civil War that is going to be codenamed Get Whitey because that's the battle lines that are being drawn.
So good times.
Fantastic.
Glad we're coming to this.
It's all been so necessary, hasn't it?
Because you couldn't be called racists.
You don't want to be called names.
Hold that thought.
Now, I talked about this the other night, and I've been talking about it.
I just got this book today.
I spent a little bit of time with it.
I haven't had a ton of time today.
I've been very busy working.
I've been at the gym.
I'm running around.
I'm talking to Henra.
I've been doing a bunch of stuff.
Speaking of, you know, regrets and why I'd have to come.
We didn't used to live like this.
America, Canada, Europe didn't used to look like this.
Didn't used to be like this.
Didn't used to have these problems.
Didn't used to have this level of crime.
None of this.
We should be living on cities in space by now.
We should be taking vacations on the moon, if you want.
That's totally within our capability, you know, to the people that believe in space travel.
I'm speaking metaphorically, where we should be.
And I'm not saying I don't.
I'm pretty sure you can, you know, do something.
But why aren't we exploring the boundaries of our universe?
Why aren't we probing the edges and the corners of what's real and what we could do?
We should be, right?
Why aren't we?
Well, we're too busy because Jamal stole a bicycle and that guy got stabbed in the face and there's rapes over here.
We don't have time to do anything interesting or important or dig up all these ancient cities they're finding all over the earth that are 10,000, 20,000 years old.
We don't have time for that because diversity happened instead.
And why did diversity happen?
Well, diversity happened because World War II happened.
Okay, we didn't win World War II.
We lost World War II.
Everyone lost World War II except the bankers.
And if you want to talk, I'm so sick of this.
You guys are raising my brain for the Nazis and he would have.
Oh, he would have what?
Would he have written, would he have contributed to a book like this called The Unknown Warriors by Nicholas Pringle?
Look at the size of this monster.
These are all letters of Commonwealth, mostly British, I think.
I didn't, I mean, look how big it is.
Commonwealth, mostly British Empire, British soldiers from the Second World War.
Nicholas Pringle put out a newsletter in the newspapers across England and said, did you fight in the war?
I'd like to hear from you.
I want to know about your experiences, how it was, what you did, how you felt about it at the time, how you feel about it now, and how you feel about England today and as it relates to back then.
Like, what's your general...
It was a fucking catastrophe and it destroyed the country.
They don't even recognize it anymore, and it was all a waste.
And oh, the shame.
Okay?
Not me, not the evil racist bigot.
I didn't say that.
Your fucking heroes.
You paid attention, Normie Boomer.
Your heroes said that.
These guys.
I was going on about this the other night.
It's a real thing.
I opened it randomly to a random page.
And I put a note in here just because I wanted to share this with you.
I was just flipping through it.
I just opened it to a random page.
It was this one.
Page 111 of 530 pages of letters from World War II veterans about how fucking stupid that was.
Here's one.
It's a poem, actually.
Some people wrote, there's all kinds of this stuff.
This one's a poem by someone.
Did they name it?
No.
D.E. McCarthy.
It says, the title is, As a 40s soldier, I'm crying.
Well, that's not a good start, right?
I just opened.
This is the first page I opened.
I looked at the book.
How do I know?
For I'm not lying.
There are from the Army, Navy, and RAF, just only a few hundred left.
There were 2,000, most have died.
We were waiting for pensions, but they lied.
They regard us as veterans as ticks in their hair.
All that I say is honest and true.
Take our national papers, they treat me like a Jew.
All through the ages, Jews suffer nothing new.
I asked them to print our plight.
No, was their answer.
Get out of our sight.
The country has changed from wartime to woes.
It's now blow you, lot, we're okay.
Now we're the foes.
I guess I'm the bad guy now.
Similar sentiment, isn't it?
Sound familiar.
By begging a pension, we've waited for years, just even for me, as one of them, it's tears.
They hold tribunals crooked and cheating, just so our MOD, Ministry of Defense, won't be seen weeping.
Weeping?
Not them, they are so hard.
This government spends hundreds of millions every year on strangers to our shores.
Works out dear.
To all of us, not a penny to share.
So I send my true story.
I hope that you care.
500 pages of that.
Don't let these people browbeat you and gaslight you and be like, oh, you don't even know.
Yeah, I do know, actually, because there's hundreds of pages of their own words, and there's a Canadian version as well.
I understand.
I haven't seen that one.
I'm going to check that one out next.
Don't listen to the war, you know, honor the war veterans by ignoring them forever, right?
Don't listen to anything they have to say because they're racist.
They came from a time of racism.
No, they came from a time of our grandparent parents, grandfathers, grandmothers of England, Canada, Scotland, the United States, Germany, France, all of these countries.
It was a certain way.
It was a certain people.
Everything was arranged a certain way.
Now it's something else.
Something else it was never meant to be, it was never intended to be, and nobody, most importantly, asked for it to be.
Thank you.
I can't imagine.
I mean, I only did Afghanistan.
I can't imagine going through that to then see your home just get stripped away, strip mined, gutted.
Every one of them.
What do they say?
We're getting robbed.
Country's being filled with third world migrants that don't belong here.
This isn't my home anymore.
Woe is me.
What was the point?
Sound familiar?
Who do you trust?
Who do you trust?
Do you trust your own warriors who were ready to die for you?
And a lot of them did, by the way.
Or, you know, rich people on television who can't lift a fucking finger.
You can't even stand out in the cold next to some honking trucks.
Oh, it's too much of a risk.
You listen to them.
Don't listen to World War II veterans in the thousands.
Listen to politicians who are getting rich off of your suffering.
As the poorest segment of your own country, by the way, that's news.
Have you heard that one?
This just came out yesterday.
Do you know the overwhelming majority of the poor in this country are white?
That must be the white privilege we're hearing so much about.
That's that white supremacy.
Oh, we've got to tear down the white.
Well, what are you talking about?
The trailer parks?
That's where I came from.
I wasn't born in any rich family.
My first home was a trailer.
The only reason I have anything is because I had to join the army in wartime.
That's why I have a pension and can scrabble together anything resembling a life of dignity.
That's all.
You just have to go fight a war when you're a kid and 30% of your fucking platoon gets smoked.
That's all.
Then maybe you can, you know.
Oh, that white privilege again.
Do we got to get the white privilege map of the Afghanistan war?
Oh, yeah, look, 98% white kids.
But that's not a true reflection of the demographics of this country, is it?
Is this also?
It sure isn't.
That's interesting.
This is from 2021.
I guarantee this number is probably 70% now.
Share of people in Canada living in relative poverty based after tax income.
White, 64.4%.
A new report by the Calgary-based think tank Aristotle Foundation suggests that Canada's race-based approach to fighting poverty might be flawed since it's based on an incorrect assumption that race, racial discrimination, and poverty are tightly linked.
Well, they are if you're white because you don't get to work anymore.
You don't get to go to school anymore.
You don't get to have a job anymore.
You don't get to be in this part of town anymore even.
In fact, maybe you don't get to be in this town at all because this brother, this is Brampton, this is Indian land or you're in this Indian territory.
Kazan.
Fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
You're all going back sooner or later.
It will happen.
People want to lament and cry and say, oh, well, it's over, bro.
It's over, bro.
You fucking cowards.
You fucking black pilled losers.
Why?
Because there's only fucking 70% of us left and soon there'll be 60%.
If we were 15% in this country, we could easily take it down.
Why don't you go read something real based on the shit that our people can do and the numbers that they have?
And then you get back to me.
What would 15% of the country be in numbers?
This is a few million, right?
Millions.
What would millions of us working together with a shared common vision look like?
Would that be significant?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we would lay waste to everything.
We would roll over everybody.
And we're not at 15% or 5% or 2%.
We're at like 70%, 60%, 70, 80%, depending on the country you're in.
And every single day, everyone's noticing, hey, what's all the brown people killing everybody?
Why are they allowed to rape and piss on women in public?
Why is the revolving door judge?
Why are they taking it?
What's this?
Every day, more and more mainstream commentators are saying things that you would have had to listen to me five years ago to hear.
And here they are.
Maybe even three years ago, they're catching up.
And they're catching up fast.
And the reason is reality.
They just have to go outside and look and see for themselves.
And the truth is we like to be good people.
We like to help.
It's kind of the hallmark of why we are the way we are.
We always try to.
We have the most more empathy than anyone.
We want to help the poor, the downtrodden, the sick, the people who can't help themselves.
We want to.
We see those things and we go, fuck, how can I help fix that?
That's part of the gloriousness of the people we have.
That's not a word, but I'll make it a word.
Glorious-ness-ness.
Eh.
Yeah.
And we started to help.
They're like, well, we'll help these people, poor people.
They just want to have a better life, don't they?
Yeah.
See, that's you being taken advantage of by a malicious actor.
Decades and decades and decades of social engineering was required to make this happen.
Social programming, anti-racist programming.
Remember in school?
The TV, everywhere you look, movies, popular culture, music, school, everywhere.
Reinforced every day, all the time.
You could be a pedophile and no one really cares.
But if you say racist things, they will ruin your life.
Why is that?
That's how heavy, that's how hard and layered on and shellacked the fucking layers of brainwashing have to be to keep you at bay.
Because the default position, the instinctual position, which is the truth, is that people are different.
We have different groups of people from different places with different backgrounds with different genetics, languages, religions, cultures, values.
Everybody's the same.
That's not true.
In fact, that's anti-science.
Biology can tell you who someone is based on their bones.
I thought it was only skin deep.
The reality is, and the truth is, that instinct prevails.
And the only reason it's being able to carry on this long is because it's being suppressed with the most aggressive social engineering campaign ever.
Ever.
93% of American GIs in 1943, I think, they were surveyed and said, I'd rather lose the war to Germany than end segregation in America.
That was the overwhelming position.
Because they understood our people.
They're a different people.
There's no throw everybody together in a pot and just like putting ants in a jar and shaking it.
It's just common sense.
Not anymore.
Why isn't it anymore?
Because decades of brainwashing and propaganda, movies, television shows, comic books, video games, school.
And what do they all say?
Don't trust your own lying eyes.
That's a lot of work.
That's a lot of effort.
That's a lot of maintenance and money and personnel and the effort to keep this under control.
Imagine putting the effort in to do all this when all you need to fight it is just like, ah, I'm just going to go with what I instinctually believe to be true because I have eyes.
Which one of those strategies is harder to maintain?
Red ends.
Thank you very much, sir.
I appreciate that.
He says, fuel for the Rage Bus.
Thanks for all you do, sir.
Thank you very much.
The boy says, fire it up!
Fire it up, the boy.
Swiss Angles'gloriousness.
Preposterous.
Peru often describes his Canadian Veterans Affairs avoided sending a Good Friday message so they could focus on all holidays.
They're traitors!
Traitors!
I mean that in the very truest sense of the word.
When you opt to cater to the feelings and sensibilities of a foreign people over your own, that means you've prioritized other people who aren't your people over your own.
You've taken their side over your own family.
You are a traitor.
You can't have it both ways.
You have to choose between honoring your traditions and your holidays and your cultures and your families and your fallen warriors and so on, or, oh, geez, I hope the Muslims don't get mad.
And you choose, you're an idiot and a traitor.
You're not one of us.
You don't belong here either.
Why don't you move to Africa?
Tell them all about it.
I'm sure you'll do fine until you get cannibalized.
Maybe next time says, I trust sports ball and sports ball commentators.
Smart.
Smart idea.
Patton says, I can't wait for the rage tour.
Thanks, brother.
I appreciate it.
Hope it's going to go well.
Looking forward to meeting everybody.
Where are you at?
Which one are you closest to?
Fucking can loops.
Never been there.
Never been to BC.
Now I got to drive all over the bitch.
Nah, we're looking forward to it.
It's going to be fun.
It's going to be a mess.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Never done this before.
I'm just going to wing it because I'm crazy.
Like I do everything.
And it'll probably be not that great at first, and it'll just get better as I go because I'm just winging it and I learn as I go like I do everything.
So we should have scaled pricing.
The first one should have been free.
The next one should have been $20.
And then by the end, now it's $500.
That's how it works.
No, I'm just kidding.
Oh, can of worms openers is repairing motorcycle hoses with super glue right now.
Life is hard when the only tool I have is an opener.
Every problem looks like a can of worms.
You got to learn to eat the worms.
You got to be a wormophile.
Jenstein says, to the cursed valley.
Where is that?
Is that a place we're driving through?
Let me know where that is.
I don't want to be in any cursed anything, but I'm in Canada, so it feels pretty cursed, boys.
Synthetic says, good evening.
I know it's only a 35-foot RV, but have you thought about bringing your chair?
It would be hilarious.
Where would you put that?
No, that would be funny.
I mean, if I had the resources to do something that ridiculous.
We'll probably have to bring an equipment trailer, I think.
I've got a lot of sound equipment.
It's a whole shit show.
And none of us know what we're doing.
We just sat around like, hey, do you want to do something crazy?
And we're like, fuck it, how hard could it be?
Idiots do it.
Idiots do it.
We're idiots.
So there, we can do it.
Problem solved.
And so far it's we'll see.
He says, thought simmering until a really bro rollback standing up in a tirade.
I mean, I'll need a chair.
I'm not going to stand up for hours.
I mean, I probably could.
I can't.
I do all the time.
I feel like a chair will be a good time.
I'll have to sit and probably collect my soul after some things and just...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Even just being in some of these places like Edmonton.
Like being in Edmonton.
That's a whole video.
You just turn the camera on and just film us and we'll just like, what's wrong?
We're in Edmonton.
Like, it's physically pain.
It's like standing too close to a fire.
Like, it hurts a little bit.
I don't know why.
It just, it's like that now.
I don't think it used to.
I don't think it was always like that.
I feel like when it was the Gretzky Edmonton, it wasn't like that.
Edmonton seemed like a cool place in the 80s from some of the stories I heard.
Not so much anymore.
Calgary, Britt the Hitman Hart, Calgary.
Calgary, Theo Flurry, Calgary.
Calgary, it's more like, again, there's an odor now.
Something is rotten out there in the countryside.
Wife to Hellbilly Deluxe says, for fuck's sakes, just try to say hi, but this new fan-dangled tech fucks me over.
Well, it worked.
It worked.
Swiss Daniel says, if you bring your chair, you must bring your rising mic arm.
That would be preposterous.
I'm not bringing...
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I'm just going to wing it, like always.
See what I saw?
It says, nothing seems to please the synagogue more than Christian countries killing each other.
Yeah, that is a big priority, it seems like.
I highly recommend staying out of the military.
That's a very bad place to be right now.
You're probably not going to survive.
Pretty good chance.
the lethality of...
He thought World War II was lethal?
Dude, we're talking...
I'm serious.
Like dead mostly.
Probably 70% deaths and the other 20% grievously, irreparably mortally wounded.
Like arms and legs gone, can't see.
Like the guy from the Metallica video, one.
Remember that?
It's based on that book, Johnny, got his gun.
Guys in First World War, steps on a landmine, fucking like first day.
He's like all excited.
I'm going to go to the war.
Fucking hits a landmine.
Arms, legs gone.
Can't speak.
His vocal cords are destroyed.
He's blind.
He's just a torso laying in a bed.
And he can't hear anything either.
He's deaf as well from the blast.
So that's his existence forever now.
Darkness imprisoning me.
All that I see.
Absolute horror.
I cannot live.
I cannot die.
Trapped in myself.
Yeah, good time.
Go check it out.
Go try being a human torso.
If you're lucky enough to live, you don't get melted by God knows the weapons they have these days.
And why?
For what?
All Jews are mad, more or less.
That's 95% of the answer.
Why did World War II happen?
Jews were mad.
And they were still mad.
All the world wars are because Jews were angry.
Ow!
How dare you!
And so everyone has to die.
It's a neat trick, neat power to have.
Hailbilly's wife says, wait, didn't I just read one from you?
Oh, there it is.
I hope I get to see you.
Be so different off the screen.
Yeah, it's going to be weird.
Hoping my health will let me.
Much love, brother.
Where are you guys at?
You guys are in Alberta, right?
Jen Steen says, Can we get the pile of wood or CRJ provides visuals?
No, he's not allowed to put any disgusting creatures up.
No.
A wood pile would be funny.
I think you're just going to have to settle for a standard stage and lights and a fucking microphone.
I think probably, right?
I'm going to try and get a projector screen, a computer to, you know, run.
Philip roll the horrible thing.
Play the nightmare.
Show the murder.
You know, whatever it is.
We'll need some sound, sound equipment, PAs.
That'll probably be it.
I don't think it's going to be, I don't think it'll be too much.
Maybe a chair.
Oh, and a table for all of my prompts.
Now I'm Night Nation Review.
Now I wear sunglasses.
I don't know why.
I just didn't know what to say.
I don't know why these were here.
These are my sunglasses.
And I was like, I'm just going to put sunglasses on.
And I was like, oh, yeah, doesn't that Nick guy wear those?
Yeah, I think he does.
Are we doing sunglasses streams now?
If I do this, I could get just ripped out of my mind.
I could be completely stoned into oblivion.
My eyes could be closed and you'd never know.
You don't know what's going on in here.
I'm sleeping right now.
Oh, I can't.
Keeps me awake.
I just fall asleep.
Hellbilly's wife says, in my last marriage, lead bartender used to party at Piggy's Palace.
I don't believe he killed anyone.
Oh, you think Picton?
Picton was killed.
I think they nailed him on like six or something.
He had DNA on a bunch, but there's no way he pulled that off all by himself.
And nobody noticed.
And nobody disposed of all the bodies just all by himself, huh?
And he's like, I'm going to tell everybody what happened.
And then he gets killed.
That's crazy.
What about Gabriel Wharton?
Oh, well, you can't ask him either because he also was killed.
A lot of that happens in this country.
A lot of really scary, sketchy things happen with the police, and then the witnesses die, and no one ever talks about it ever again.
That's part of the legacy of the RCMP in Canada.
They've probably killed as many people as any street gang in this country.
I would bet the numbers are up there.
Swiss Daniels says, bring your letters from jail to read.
No, that's too personal.
I don't want to do that to anybody.
But they are great.
I've got, geez, hundreds.
Black belt dissidents of the Amish are heavily armed, by the way.
I believe that.
I was joking about that the other night, but I believe they probably would be.
They seem like a very practical and logical people.
They're not retarded and are probably very aware that someday, sometime, those psychos from the Babylonian nightmare world are going to come and try and take what we got.
And Jebediah's not going to allow that, Jacob.
They probably control 30% of the gun sales in Pennsylvania, good prices, too.
Are you serious?
I wouldn't be surprised.
If there are Amish people near you, you don't have to join them, but I would highly recommend being on good terms with them.
Be friendly, be respectful, and say, hey, just in case, if you ever need help with anything, let me know.
More than willing to come over there.
I'll leave my phone at home.
I won't play any devil music or anything.
I don't know what your guys' rules are.
I just need friends because they're going to kill us all.
Well, they won't.
They'll try to, but they're, you know, they won't get everybody.
Night Nation, there he is.
Well, if he says so.
Sunglasses stream.
Let's go.
So we're doing this.
We're wearing the sunglasses.
All right.
Are you all caught up?
I hope so.
Meh.
Who has a draft of the Picton book?
Did he leave it in his jail cell?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know if it exists.
He said he was talking about it, but, you know, jail's a really sketchy place, too, because you have no control over anything at all.
Like, they can just say, if they want you dead, you're dead.
There's nothing you can do.
It's like impossible.
You've got to be real lucky.
And the longer they're in there, they'll get you eventually.
There's too many opportunities.
Unless you want to sit in solitary forever.
And then you'll just go insane.
And even then, they can just.
Oops, the door opened for some reason.
That shit happens.
You think it doesn't?
Oh, no.
Nobody ever gets killed in protective custody.
Oh, they do.
Yeah, they sure do.
You can't hide there either.
You're at the mercy of, you know, really bad people if you're in there.
That's the worst thing you've got to worry about.
Yeah, I wouldn't.
I doubt anything.
I don't think anything is going to slip out.
I think whatever he was working on is long gone.
I have no doubt of that.
Let's see.
What's a lot?
There's so much to talk about.
Probably too much.
And I don't know how to narrow it down.
Well, we were talking about.
Well, let's just get this out of the way.
Because the people of our country know it's a hoax.
They know it's a hoax.
They get it.
You know, they're really smart.
And it's really something.
So we're going to be appealing this scam.
We're going to be appealing it on many different things.
He wouldn't allow us to have witnesses.
He wouldn't allow us to talk.
He wouldn't allow us to do anything.
The judge was a tyrant.
And you got to see that with Bob Costello, a fine man.
I've never seen anything like it.
And neither has anybody that was in that courthouse where he demanded that the courthouse be cleared.
Now, the good news is most of the people in the courthouse lost weeks.
Anybody that was in the media, if you're fair, you'll say, wow, that was anger.
That was crazed.
He was crazed.
Seems like he's down like 20 pounds.
Yeah, pretty ridiculous.
This is not going to go anywhere good.
And it's backfired spectacularly.
What is going on?
Swiss Daniels, I was joking, of course, he says.
Made you laugh.
Yeah.
Brian says, My father spent four years overseas in the Second World War in the Air Force.
One of his brothers was killed.
Dad died in 2002.
I'm glad he didn't see the way the country is now.
He says, love these streams.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
I never really got to ask.
I was never really got within range age-wise.
Like, by the time I started kind of figuring out what was happening, all those guys are dead or like so old.
They're like 90. Like, they're all dead now, pretty much.
And the ones that aren't, they're like, they're in their 90s.
And they would have been like 16 at 17 at the time.
That's why stuff like this is so important because, I mean, that's it.
It's forever now.
Like, their words are right here.
You want to know what they thought?
They told you right here.
With the advantage of being able to look back.
This isn't even like a year after the war.
This was published in 2006.
These letters they sent in were from 2006.
Way, way after.
So they got to see what the bill was after the party was over, and they got to live with that for the rest of their days.
And even at the end, not a lot of good things to say.
I always wondered this in my bones.
I was skeptical, and I thought, you know, I wonder if most of these guys hate this shit, and they're like, you know, some of our guys up here, like me and some of the other fellas.
Most of the guys I know that are out of the military are like very anti, you know, because we learn the hard way, right?
And I wonder, I was like, I wonder if the World War II guys are like that.
And most of the ones they find for their productions and their movies and stuff is like, are you just finding, because it's like, so let's compare it to like the convoy in Canada, right?
They found some people, like they found like one or two of these clowns.
One guy was a reserve cook that did nothing.
And I can't, there was another clown.
And these are the veterans they were putting on veterans, right, air quotes, on TV to like basically parrot the government's talking points.
Across the street were like special forces warrant officers with 35 years in the military and like 10 deployments and all manner of, no, but this is who they talk to.
I wonder how much of that went on.
I wonder for every one of these guys that said all the right things about the war, there was 10 other ones that had a whole bunch of different things to say.
I fucking wonder now.
Starting to look like I was right.
Had a feeling.
I had a feeling.
Yeah.
That's the thing about time.
The more of it you have, the more thinking, hopefully, you can do.
And the more you do, the more you learn.
That's the fun thing about thinking is that you can actually learn things.
It's like doing a math problem, except it's just based on just logic and problem solving.
And the more you think about it, the more you can pick it apart and find holes and figure stuff out.
So these guys had a lifetime to think about that.
All the things they were told pre-war, during the war, and post-war, and how none of it made any fucking sense.
Like I did with 9-11, exactly the same way.
Except I had the benefit of the internet, mass media, and modern conveniences.
So I got the fire hose of information that they probably had to scrabble together over 50 years.
The crime of that is so immense.
We are dealing with nothing less than the devil itself.
If I were a Christian, and I'm not really, I just have my own thing.
I like a lot of the Christians.
I respect the religion.
I think it's got a lot of good stuff going for it.
But if I were the magnitude of how fucking mental these people are and what they're willing to do, you would almost feel as though you would need the assistance of St. Michael to live, to succeed, because it's supernaturally demented.
I uploaded a video to Telegram yesterday, or late last night, maybe.
And this was one that I, a long time ago.
This is another guy, OG guy.
This guy, not everybody likes everything he has to say, but he knows a lot about what the fuck is really going on.
Devin Stack, blackpilled, I've mentioned him a few times.
This particular one he did about, it's called How They Stole Your Future 100 Years Ago.
There's a lot of things in there you've probably never heard before.
And when you hear them, you're going to realize, oh, fuck me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The amount of death and loss and potential that was snuffed out because pieces of shit wanted more money and power.
Nothing else is capable other than the prime evil of the universe to do the thing.
It's absolutely insane.
It wasn't by accident.
It's all done on purpose.
They're sinking boats full of people on purpose because they know what it'll do politically, and that'll give them the leverage that they need to apply the pressure where they need to apply it so they can get these countries to go to war so they can make the big bucks.
And they get the government contracts to build the weapons and they build the weapons and they sell weapons to everybody, even the enemy.
They're arming and funding the people that are fighting.
This is all a giant scam.
My first real, like, I don't want to say a hero, but somebody I read about historically who was a real person that when I finished the story, I put it down and went, holy shit, what a badass was Smedley Butler.
Smedley Butler was one of the most famous Marines ever, and he went from private to like general or colonel.
He went very high.
I think he was a general.
He was approached by some of these freaks to start a coup in America and they were going to finance him.
He went and told America, he went on the radio, he went to the president, and nothing happened to these people at all.
Then he figured it out, and he published a book called War is a Racket as in a Business, because it is.
And he said, All these years I've been a foot soldier for this corporate banking monster, the racketeers.
It's all it is.
We're a resource for them to farm.
That's right, Smedley.
Thank you.
It's so sinister.
And it's so callously dismissive of life that it is, again, it can only come from the prime evil of the universe.
Nothing else.
No other spirit I can imagine could possess a force like this to possess people to justify it somehow, that it's okay to do any of the things that they're doing.
Other than that, I mean, Phil's a bad guy, but he, I mean, even he's got his limits.
The genocides, the starvations, the entire destruction of cities and countries and civilizations and millions of people starved to death, worked to death.
The Soviet gulag system.
I mean, my God, the amount of horrors out there, I really cringe.
And since a young age, I just knew this instinctively somehow.
You know, you'd come across these just, you know, bubbly, like, everything's amazing.
The world's so beautiful all the time, people.
And I would just be like, no, it isn't.
I'm not trying to bring you down necessarily, but that attitude is so flippant and disrespectful to the absolute fucking nightmare it really is, where it is so much scarier and more dangerous than you could possibly understand.
You are way out of your league, but let me, trust me, you're just too stupid to realize you're tiptoeing through a minefield right now.
La la la la la la la la la la la.
Oops.
What happened there?
Oh, she thought it was a good idea to have some Somalian migrants live in her house.
They cut her head off.
All the while, life was amazing and everything was wonderful and it's all love and to every, yay, rainbows and puppy dogs and rape, stabbed, killed.
Why is that?
Because I'm right.
And if she had listened to me, she'd still be alive.
If she had been racist, she'd still be alive.
What about that sentence?
Because that's a fact, actually, of an incredible amount of crimes that have happened that I've witnessed on the internet and live video just in the last few years.
Just making a point that if these people were not tolerant and were not diverse and culturally enriched, they would be alive, though.
So that means you're saying better to be dead than be mean.
Well, that's ridiculous.
That is an incredibly stupid philosophy.
It's never better to be dead than mean.
Being alive is preferable because as long as you're alive, you can do better tomorrow, no matter what your situation.
You can always do something of some kind of positive effect somewhere.
If you have another day, if all it is, your last breath is you fucking planted a seed of a tree.
Congratulations.
You did something good.
You did something positive.
You helped life grow on the earth.
Good for you.
You did one.
No, you should be dead instead.
You should be dead instead.
We should have migrants running around the cities killing at will.
Because the alternative is we would have to be mean, right?
Like if we were all racist and we're like, no, we're not having any migrants here at all.
No, that's never happening.
Goodbye.
No, nice try.
No, never.
All the people that have since been killed by migrants, which is fucking thousands and thousands and thousands, they would all still be alive.
I don't mean a couple.
I mean thousands and thousands and thousands of our people, our friends, our families, our people in our communities with roots here going back hundreds of years, cousins and aunts and uncles, all of this just ripped right out of their lives.
Now they have to live with the pain and all that loss because the alternative would have been, oh, well, we're mean to Paul Minder.
Paul Minder's upset.
So Jimmy had to die.
All the Humboldt Broncos had to die because otherwise Paul Minder would have been upset.
I'm sorry.
I'm just saying what everyone in Canada knows is true.
If that truck was driven by someone else, that wouldn't have happened.
And they'd still be alive.
Or the bus that ran over all those old people in outside Winnipeg.
Senior citizen, how many of those dozens dead, right?
They'd all be alive.
Well, they were fairly old, but.
How many car accidents now have claimed lives on Ontario's highways?
How many of these breaking enters?
How many of these drug wars?
How many of these shootings?
How much?
Let's just think about it for just a minute.
Just be racist with me for just a minute.
Just try it out for a minute and understand that your inability to even just LARP and just, well, for a minute, I'll just pretend to be racist.
If you're going to just do that for a minute, okay, just pretend.
Now look at the numbers and try.
Try.
You're going to need both hands to keep your jaw from hitting the fucking floor because you're going to realize what's happening.
What's the percentage of rapists in Europe?
What's their background?
They're like, you know, the migrants are like, what, 5% of a lot of European countries?
So they'd probably commit 5% of the rapes and the murders and all the crime, right?
Because that would be.
Because all people are equal.
We're still just pretending to be racist now, right?
We're all equal.
Remember, everybody's the same.
It doesn't matter where you come from or who you are.
None of that matters.
Everything's the same.
So if 5% of the population is this color, then 5% of everything else.
It's just colors.
That's all it is.
Well, no.
In fact, nearly 100% of all the violent crime is at 5%.
So eliminating that 5% from the conversation means nearly a 100% reduction in violent crime.
But we can't have that because you're afraid that someone will say that you're racist.
So therefore, 100% of the violent crime that could be over tomorrow and you could save countless lives.
You'd be a hero.
You'd be a hero to do this.
That will never happen because you're afraid of being racist.
You're afraid of someone saying that you're mean.
What about their feelings?
What about the feelings of the families that have been losing loved ones because you're worried about your fucking precious reputation and your name?
What about that?
Oh, is Paul Minder upset because someone was mean?
Yeah, Charlotte and Doug are pretty upset because their son is dead.
Thank you.
These are not the same thing.
Let's weigh these.
Let's weigh the gravity of these situations.
Ooh, I don't know.
I wonder why they're trying to shut me up.
It's true.
Fuck your feelings.
Look at these fucking people, these losers like Ben Shapiro.
No, no.
This is what fuck your feelings looks like in real life.
This is just the cold, hard facts here.
Why is he like that?
Well, I had to be like that because I was in the army in a war and your feelings don't fucking matter.
Only what's true.
How many enemy troops?
What are their weapon systems?
What are our ammunition reserves?
What is the distance to target?
Do we have enough transportation?
You know, the question, the answers to everything had to be as accurate as fucking possible all the time.
So few of us as possible die.
Preferably zero.
So for the reasons of keeping us all alive and triumphing over our enemies, we don't lie to each other about anything.
We tell the truth, even if it's ugly, especially if it's ugly and nasty, because that's the only way we're going to deal with it.
You're going to ignore something ugly and nasty and just let it fester and get worse?
You never do that.
You never pass the fall troops.
You're going to leave it for somebody else?
We still got saving Private Ryan on the brain.
And leave it to ambush some other Allied paratrooper group that comes along?
Huh?
I'm just saying, Captain, why don't we just go around it?
It's not our objective.
Our objective is to win the war.
Ah, fuck your feelings.
Yeah, okay.
No, really, though.
Because feelings are nice.
Life is necessity.
Okay, feelings are nice to have.
It's a nice to have.
You know, we used to break things down where, you know, I think a lot of people do this.
There's things that are nice to have and there's things that you need to have.
Never, ever, ever sacrifice something you need to have for something you'd like to have.
It's nice to have.
It's nice to sleep indoors, for example, right, guys?
It's nice to sleep indoors, but you need to eat, don't you?
If you have to choose between sleeping indoors or eating, if you choose sleeping indoors, you die, don't you?
You see what I'm saying?
So it's nice.
It would be nice if everybody could just get along and everything would work out and we'd just be this Star Trek-like utopia.
That would be nice.
But what we need is to not be victims of murders in the streets of our own cities from foreigners who disrespect us at every turn.
We don't need that.
In fact, we need to be alive.
We need to be alive.
So I guess the project is over.
The experiment is over.
And they have to go back.
They all have to go back.
One way or another, they are going back.
Every day that goes by, more people are coming around to this inescapable truth.
This is the truth.
This is real life.
This is where the enemy machine gun positions are.
This is where they really are.
You want to go running around in fairy tale land where you think you're safe?
You're not.
You're in a fucking kill zone.
You've got bad intel.
You do not have an accurate picture of the battle space.
Someone trying to tell you what that picture is.
Oh, don't listen to them.
They're racist.
Nice to have, need to have.
Need to be alive.
It's nice to be nice, but being alive is always better than being nice.
Sigh.
Let's just check in on Germany for a minute.
Let's see how it's going there.
Since, you know, they're nice.
They're nice and they're progressive and they're inclusive and they're tolerant, right?
They're the new Germany, not like the old mean Germany.
They're the new better improved Germany that, well, it's a shit show.
All right.
I can't carry this charade on any longer.
What was I saying?
Liechtenstein?
I don't know.
This is a...
What the media...
Henry covered a little bit of this.
Quite a few headlines.
You know what the headlines say?
Anti-migrant far-right extremists attacked by knife.
That's the sentence.
Like a knife took an Uber downtown, fucking floated out of the Window, paid the driver, tapped its visa on the thing, tipped him $50 because the knife is a migrant, also, and then it just floated through the air over to this demonstration of evil Nazis and attacked them.
That's what happened.
Or was it, once again, a barbarian who has no business being here attacking ethnic Germans in their own home for saying these barbarians don't need to be here.
They're violent.
Proving that they were there for the correct reason in the first place.
Now, I have to give you a warning.
Full disclosure, it's not that bad.
It's not that brutal, but there is a bunch of stabbings that are about to happen.
And like I said, this is real.
This isn't, I don't care about your feelings because we took that for granted for way too long.
All we cared about was feelings, and look where it's gotten us.
We have so much calamity and chaos now because everybody's fucking feelings.
That's all over.
That has to be all over, or we're not going to survive.
So either grow up and join the big boys at the big boy table or go back to your fucking video game world and your imaginary AI girlfriend or whatever else the fuck it is you're going to do with your life.
It's over.
It's time to get up.
It's time to grow up.
I mean, the women can look away.
This is pretty bad, actually.
Let's check it out.
So why they have the footage is because they were live streaming this at the time.
So they're there doing their little demonstration.
They've got signs and stuff.
Oh, there's an elderly couple here talking about the brochures or whatever's going on.
There's a nice, you know, all very orderly.
And there's like 300 cops there, of course, because these clearly look like very dangerous terrorists, don't they?
I mean, look at them.
You got a couple of women, fat women sitting in chairs back there.
There's another middle-aged woman with a sign, and she's pretty large as well.
There's some 80-year-old people.
So, yeah, obviously a terrifying group of monsters.
And then, yeah, this psycho shows up with a massive knife.
It's about a foot long, maybe more.
And just start stabbing the shit out of people.
So he's got that guy good.
He's got a couple.
And this guy just runs over and he's filming the whole thing.
Like, incredible.
It don't help or anything.
Who's this idiot with the mask on just standing there?
Like, this guy goes through a number of people before anybody even stops by the, who's that over there fell down?
Oh, he fell down when this.
Okay.
So this guy's trying to fight him.
This is the hero here.
This guy in the blue sweater.
Pay attention to the characters here because what you're about to see is there's a lot going on.
There's a lot of problems with what's about to happen.
So we come around the truck here, and there's already a physical dust up happening.
We've got, you know, Muhammad Al-Stabi Shabib.
He's knocking people over, and then you've got...
Okay, I see what happened there.
You've got, looks like bald blue sweater, probably retired, you know, wrestling coach guy.
That's who I'm going to.
His name is Rudolph.
He's German or Otto, maybe.
Perhaps Fritz.
He trips and he falls over and then he lays his sights on.
Who is this?
I can't tell.
He's got his hands up like, no, don't murder me.
Don't murder me, please, violent murderer.
And he's like, no, I'm going to murder you.
So he stabs him a bunch of times.
And then this other guy wearing a COVID mask for some reason is daintily trying, I mean, trying to pull this guy off.
Just one hand, like not even really trying, just half paralyzed in fear, half pathetic.
This guy's bleeding everywhere.
He's back up again somehow.
He's loose again.
So, oh, look, the cops have arrived finally.
And look who they tackled.
Look who, oh, it's Fritz.
Fritz is being tackled by the police for trying to stop a knife-wielding psycho stabbing everybody.
Well, that's a great move because what the migrant does is take full advantage of this situation and he starts stabbing the police.
So now the police are about to be stabbed in the neck.
And then finally, finally, this guy shoots him once instead of the appropriate 17 times in a mag dump.
And this ends the rampage.
Fritz seems to be okay, except otherwise very pissed off.
Big dumb idiot cop got what he deserved.
And oh, look, this is starting to explain the lax response.
Look at how many women there are here.
One, two, three, four, five, six of them.
Look how long her hair is.
Imagine this migrant gets a hold of you.
You just grab that ponytail right in the neck.
You're not a professional.
What is this?
This is a joke.
These women are all fired immediately if I'm their boss.
No, you're not cops.
Get out.
Your job is to not daintily kind of come close to a situation and wait for one of the men to do something.
He's the only guy here.
I think the other one that shot him was like, there's another man.
So there's three at least.
No, no.
Big Rob has to go in for the tackle and we'll just hold back as you try and take.
But he didn't even attack the right guy.
Then he gets stabbed in the neck.
They're right fucking there.
What were they doing?
Standing around is what they were doing.
Scared.
Because they're not cops.
They're a bunch of women that are more...
Look at their hair and shit.
You're out there to do battle potentially every day with the scum of the earth, and you've got a fucking ponytail to your ass.
Do you got makeup on, too?
Are you wearing rings in your fucking ears, princess?
Get the fuck out.
is he dead?
Maybe, probably.
He deserves to be.
And that would be your fault.
Good job.
Great job.
Again, all the decisions being made at every level are just tippity-top.
Look at them all.
Look how many cops and where the fuck were they?
They were right there, and we'll just...
Look how much long this goes on for.
You can see them in the background.
Earlier.
One of these shots you can.
Look, they're right over here.
The cops are right over here.
They're like 50 fucking feet away from when this happens.
Fucking damn near 30 seconds go by before they even react.
Oh, there they finally showed up.
He does the tackle, and all the women are standing around waiting for him to do all the hard work, all the dangerous stuff, so that they can take selfies, I guess.
Get out.
You're all fired.
No pension.
Actually, you know what?
No, you're in jail.
You're all under arrest for negligence and dereliction duty.
What the fuck am I thinking?
You're going to jail with the migrant.
Enjoy.
You want an equality?
Go have it.
Go be his fucking cellmate.
You're a cop.
You're a big, strong, independent whammy, aren't you?
Except for when it fucking matters.
I would be fucking right there at the police station giving it to these fucking whores if I was related to this guy.
Imagine that cop is your brother and you see this fucking footage.
And there, oh, there's Karen and Deborah and Becky and Lorraine and Carla.
Oh, are you okay?
Oh, did you get fucking stabbed brutally in the neck twice with a giant machete?
Oh, geez, here, can I?
And look what they do.
They do nothing.
They just hover like concerned women do.
Oh, um, oh, geez, maybe I'll, oh, I don't, um, oh, maybe, um, oh, geez, oh, oh, maybe, maybe if you, um, oh, can we, uh, oh, get him in a fucking ambulance, you stupid bitch.
Fine, get your field dressings, put it on the wound, and rush him to the hospital.
Um, I got, oh, geez, can you, are you okay?
Oh, let's get you out of here.
Okay, oh, my, oh, he's gonna die.
Look how much blood's on the ground.
I bet that guy's dead.
Pretty good chance the way he's look.
That's all his blood coming out of his neck and head.
Um, oh, geez.
Oh, maybe we can, like.
Oh, such misogyny.
Again, what do you want, guys?
Do you want feelings?
That's what it's going to come down to.
That's what's going to decide if you're a right-wing neo-fascist super Hitler or you're a communist piece of shit or a victim.
That's the one question.
What's more important to you?
Being alive or hurting feelings?
What would you rather do?
Be alive or hurt someone's feelings?
That's some good police work there, Lou.
Lou Ann?
Good job.
How many times have we seen this?
Oh, no, that's misogyny.
No, no, that's just me trying to keep people alive.
Because if you'd listened to me, they'd be alive.
They would.
They would have been.
Because there would have been another man right on his ass.
There wouldn't be one guy running in there.
There would have been 25 jack fucking German dudes.
So why are you acting like a bloody fool?
And it would be fucking over.
Then you must get cool.
Bad boys, bad boys.
What you gonna do?
You have to do only two things.
kick ass and toss the outside of us No, just get more, you know, fancy women with Ariana Grande hair to patrol this fucking increasingly violent streets of Germany.
It's going to be fine.
Fuck.
It's embarrassing.
That's me.
I don't fucking care.
He got stabbed in the neck two times so you could feel important.
Are you happy now?
Do you not?
Oh, is that what it is?
Is that why these fucking people always get upset?
Do you not like that I'm rubbing your nose in your own stupidity and with the mistakes that you've made and showing you the damage you've done?
Is that what it is?
You like to live in your fantasy world bubble where you're so smart and cultured and intelligent and high society.
And I come along and go, look how much of a piece of shit you are.
Look what you did.
And you just freaked the fuck out.
And you have to make me shut up so then you can go back to fantasy world where you're not the biggest piece of shit in the world.
That's what it is.
How many people do you think you helped kill?
And that's just, I mean, you want to talk about the migrants, COVID, what?
The wars you support.
I mean, you're just a death methactory, aren't you?
You just go to work every day, running the gears, pushing the widgets.
Keep grinding those human bones into dust.
Yeah, Slava!
Slava!
Only 40 more years and I'll be able to afford a fucking metal shock with a pension.
Oh, my back hurts.
I think I have cancer.
Don't be racist.
Yeah, you guys got it all figured out.
I'm retarded.
No, I don't know anything.
I'm stupid.
You got it?
You're doing great, kid.
You're doing great.
Keep it up.
Fantastic.
Phil.
What police?
They should.
I mean, the RCMP should look into these women.
They could use that kind of...
You see that RCMP?
There's some other...
You guys are doing...
You guys are on the world stage.
Like, this is...
Police everywhere have just...
Mwah!
It's almost like the system has engineered it so that the people it recruits to be its enforcers are just dumb fucking cowards and retards That just do what they're told by authority, and they have guns and we don't, so they feel like big men.
It's like that.
That seems to be the character archetype of the cop now: a big, dumb retard with a little dick that wants to have a gun to feel like a big shot.
He's too stupid to really pay attention or figure anything out, just kind of does what he's told.
He's a drone.
He's like bebop and rocksteady from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
They're just dumb oaths.
They're just muscle.
Go fuck with those people.
Go do this.
I'm the police!
Do you do it?
Doop-doop-doop-doop!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is anyone going to argue they're not retarded?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
No, no, no.
What was that?
Was that my phone?
Where is my phone?
That's bizarre.
Oh, it's right there.
I don't know.
I always go and I get nervous.
I'm like, what is that now?
What happened now?
Who's dead this time?
There's always a fire going somewhere that needs my immediate attention.
And it's like nine times, 49 times out of 50, it's nothing.
But one of those times, it's not nothing.
So now every time my phone goes off, it's like, let's play Russian roulette.
See what today brings, you know?
All right, I read that one already.
What was that one?
I missed that one.
Troy Boyce is fixed bayonets.
Yeah, close quarters is not ideal.
He's a manufactured bullshit fuck show with real-world consequences.
Consequently, consequences.
Real good consequences, you guys.
Maybe tears.
I miss Tammy Minisk, okay?
Don't be racist, you guys.
I miss Tammy Minisk, I won.
I'm a politician.
This is not how we do it in here.
We are not like that.
We are tolerant, unskinny people.
Like, our founding fathers would have killed all the people in Ottawa.
If they could be brought back from the dead right now, and just all they would have to do, so basically anyone, really, anyone, either party anywhere in politics from Canada from like, say, 1935, 1930 to the founding of the country, just raise them from the dead.
I would just bring them to Parliament and just open the door and be like, go, go, go in and see for yourself.
And they would just kill everyone.
They would, within minutes, they would be so enraged.
They'd be so insulted.
Wilfred Laurier would just be fucking throwing spears through people's heads.
DAAAHH!
Ha!
Thank you.
Where's the Journey go off to?
He's coming back with a flamethrower.
This suit was $5,000!
And they would blame it all on me.
I'm the one that would get all the bad press.
There'd be no mention of Wilfrid Laurier.
It would just be on my face again.
Far-right extremist figure unleashes ghost zombies of the past to commit hate crimes on PP.
I sentence you to 9 million years in jail.
Because my feelings were hurted.
Oh.
Oh.
Thank you.
Save us, Sir Wilfred.
Save us, McKenzie King!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*sniff*
They need to start appearing to us like apparitions from beyond the grave.
Jenstein says three gummies and sunglasses.
You want to do that?
We could do that.
It is Friday.
It's possible.
Let me think about it.
There's only two there, though.
I think I only have two left.
Hellbilly's wife says we are in Alberta and hubbies is definitely doing everything he can to help the crew.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
We'll be there twice.
We're going through Calgary and Edmonton.
One, I think a week and a half apart, something like that.
And Edmonton to Saskatoon the next day, immediately after.
I'm going to have to shoot myself.
I'm going to be taking drugs, pills.
I'll be drinking Red Bulls.
I don't know how the fuck.
I first have to survive.
I have to be in Edmonton.
I have to physically be there.
So I'm already at negative 50% stamina.
Then I have to breathe the air there, which is negative 5% to life, vitality every minute.
And I got to get right back on the truck and go right to Saskatoon, which, I mean, it's better, but, you know, it feels like it's near the top of the roller coaster and it's going to, you know, you can see where Edmonton is along the track from where Saskatoon is.
You know what I mean?
They're just like, oh, we're not fucking going there, are we?
Yeah, you're going there.
Yep.
How do you feel about Palestinians?
Because we need to take 5,000 of them now, and maybe you guys can have them.
It's just 5,000 totally traumatized, you know, war-destroyed people.
We're going to drop them in your town.
Oh, and they blame you.
And you're responsible for their deaths mostly, right?
Like, we literally paid for the bombs that killed them and their families.
And, you know, all of our politicians are like, Salama, Israel, you know, and now they're going to come live here with us, who they are going to watch us every day worship Jews all the time.
You know, so it's going to be great.
They're going to love it here.
I say we put them in the, I think where they should go is the Jewish community in Toronto.
That's where all the Palestinians should go.
I think they should all go live there at Bernie Farber's house.
All 5,000 of them.
I think they should go right there on the front lawn.
I think you should bust them right in there through their little fucking gated community, and you can all just unload them right there.
You can have them all.
Bernie?
Imagine all the gay sex you guys could have, though, right?
Evan's going to want to get in on that, you know, and you love to spend time with the younger folks, right?
This is a win-win.
This is a win-win.
They've probably got kids unattended to.
You know, they don't have parents anymore because your guys' bombs blew them up and killed them.
So you could fucking, you know.
Come on, guys.
This is right up your alley, isn't it?
Or do they have to go through the tunnel first?
Is that how it works?
Is there a system?
Like, they have to come up from under, you know, I don't know.
Just let us know where the tunnel entrance is, and we'll just start shoving them down there, and they're going to find their way to you anyway, right?
It's a one-way.
Wherever the tunnel exit is, the entrance goes to you, I'm sure.
So we'll just put them in there.
We'll fill it with orphaned Palestinian children.
You'll be fine.
You'll love it.
You'll thank me.
Your ears are bleeding.
Yeah.
I don't know where they're going, but the government wants to take 5,000 of them.
They said 1,000, now they want 5,000.
They could go, who knows?
They could come here.
They could go anywhere.
Maybe they'll go to my house.
Maybe they'll go live across the street from my parents.
I don't know.
Maybe they'll go live at Morgan's house.
I don't know where they'll go.
Maybe they'll go live at your house.
We got room, don't we?
Clearly, with all the homeless people everywhere, there's room and the rent price.
Everything's fine.
Just have 5,000 fucking people, and they need doctors, and they need medicine, and they need houses, and they need jobs, and they need places to live, and they need cars that are going to take up space in the road.
They need all that stuff, obviously.
And you're going to give that to them because you're nice, because you're not racist, right?
Good.
Because we know what that would lead to.
That would lead to us not being able to take advantage of you.
And we don't want that because we really like being able to do this.
We like being able to take advantage of white people.
And we're really, really accustomed to it.
So the thought of them ending this relationship of just giving us whatever the fuck we want all the time, oh, that's terrifying.
You know, daddy's going to cut off the credit card?
No, we can't have that.
That's what it would be.
If Whitey was just like, you know what, we're going to just focus on ourselves for a little while because we're not doing so good.
We're all poor, as you've seen.
Everybody's dying.
So you guys are on your fucking own.
And, you know, daddy's credit card.
We're out of money.
You know, it's all over.
Shit, you know, filter's full.
It's done.
So all the programs are over.
All the temporary residencies are over.
All the visas are over.
All the students, that's all done.
That's all gone.
All the temporary residents are gone because it's temporary, right?
And you know what?
Permanent resident?
I don't know how I feel about that.
We're going to have to maybe look at that too.
Yeah, I think that's all done.
I think that should all be over.
Thank you.
But I've been standing here for seven years.
I don't care.
Go stand where you came from.
Maybe you should have did more to stop people taking fucking advantage of everything around and crushing us into the dirt.
I mean, if you were invited to someone's home, say a birthday party, right?
And you show up drunk, it's a children's birthday party for an eight-year-old.
And you show up, you know, with your family and your kids, and you're hammered, and you start hitting on everybody's wives, and you start eating shit out of the fridge, and then you throw up in the sink.
And then you fall through the fucking table, and the kid's cake gets destroyed.
And then the father's like, all right, time to get the fuck out now.
And you're like, oh, you fucking racist.
We fucking racist cocksucking.
You fucking white supremacists, bro.
That's what this is.
It's enough.
It's enough.
We've sustained and endured quite a few murders.
I think that should be enough.
I'm the bad guy.
I'm the extremist because I'm like, no more, let's end the murdering, okay?
The murdering and the rape can be reduced by like, oh, 90 fucking percent, actually.
And that workload for the police disappears.
It's gone.
That's all gone now.
Now you can go look for actual crimes again.
Imagine that.
Imagine you didn't have to chase around murderers and rapists constantly all the time because there's so many of them.
Go look up how many unsolved murders there are in this country.
Is it good?
You comfortable with it?
See if you can just find your own province.
It's good.
Things are great out there.
They're not.
It's real bad.
Pogie Pirate says for the live tour.
Thank you.
Sorry, he says, find a goat suit.
Put one of the lads in it to work the computer while you ramble on.
I think that's the plan.
I'm going to have something like that.
Yeah.
Maybe Dennis or Stacey.
Good idea.
Dennis!
Dennis and Stacey, they never came back.
I don't know.
I think last I heard from Stacy, she has OnlyFans.
She got addicted to junk.
She's not doing good.
Dennis, he threw her.
For a fat, entitled, you know, piece of shit who's like, I don't know how he does it.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
But every time I run into him, Raceo, he's like, oh, there's another one.
And she's really hot, too.
It doesn't make it.
He looks like the guy from Jurassic Park.
Cedric.
Or What was his name?
That's what Dennis looks like.
And it's like, that doesn't, I don't understand this.
Newman from Seinfeld?
That's Dennis.
I'm as surprised as you are.
I can't explain it.
What are you waiting for me to explain it?
I can't.
I have no idea.
Wife to Hailbilly says, as a Christian, I turn the other cheek and welcome you into our cocktail party.
Turn the other cheek is a metaphor for like pick your battles.
It doesn't mean be a bitch.
That's what I interpreted when I read the fucking thing.
Like just because someone offends you or does something doesn't mean you should don't just fly off the handle and fight everyone all the time.
You know, it's better to just, a lot of times people are messed up.
They've got a lot of shit going on in their own lives.
They're, you know, maybe they didn't even, maybe they're not even mad at you.
Maybe just give people the benefit of the doubt.
Cut them some slack.
You know, not every slight and insult and instance of disrespect is even worthy of your time.
Just, you know, let it slide off your back.
Turn the other cheek.
That doesn't mean, hey, if people start killing your villagers, you just look over here.
No.
No, there was other passages about Peter, get the swords, you know, and like righteous combat.
No, there was.
No.
I mean, there used to be crusades, you know?
Like organized groups of Christians being like, we now go to war.
Not to say names and not to be offensive, but to put swords through people's heads.
Right?
Was that necessary?
I mean, who's to say?
All I'm saying is in historical terms, 99% of Christians were totally fine with defending themselves and going to war and fucking people up if they felt like it was called for, if it was necessary, if it needed to happen, if it was the right thing to do.
They were willing to do that.
Because what are you supposed to do?
Just die?
Just let yourself be killed?
What is that?
Subject yourself to a life of slavery?
So you're not mean to somebody?
I don't want to do anything bad.
That's what God wants for you.
Yes.
Well, if that's how the Europeans conducted themselves, we would all be slaves and ruled by Genghis Khan.
We would never have built anything ever.
We would have been dominated and enslaved by other people a long time ago.
But that's not who we are.
We don't just let people show up and push us around and take shit that belongs to us and enslave us, murder our people in the streets, and rape our women and go, geez, well, I guess there's nothing I can do about it.
I don't want to be racist.
I think you need to read it too.
European history is.
There's lots of crazy people in the world, bud.
Everybody gets weirded out when WeD gets crazy.
You know?
We're a different kind of crazy.
We're like what happens when you piss off a mad scientist crazy.
Like, he's not coming to your house with a pickup truck and a baseball bat.
He's going to invent something, and it's not going to feel good.
This song always reminds me of Quick Dub for some reason.
Every time I hear this, I have this picture, I'm like...
I don't know why I have this image in my head.
I hope this isn't like a vision of the future, but I feel like this song is the soundtrack to me looking over my shoulder and this Quick Dub with a bandana and an AK-47 while this song plays.
And I'm like...
Can't be Dread says it's like an infection.
Pantanal in nature, seeping and smelly, but look at it!
Think about it, smell it!
That's politics.
That's so bad!
That's so bad!
Holy shit!
She kind of scares me.
Like, you shouldn't, you shouldn't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The prairie girls are weird.
Dude, they're, you know, they're.
Anyway, I recovered, I think.
I wasn't ready for it.
I read it, and then it just lingered, and it didn't.
It's like it's supposed to I kind of just do this and it clears itself from my mind, like those etcher sketches, but I shake, and it was still there, and it was still there, and then it was too late.
Then I could smell it.
And then, like, well, I threw up on the floor.
It's not one of my prouder, finer moments.
I wish that didn't happen.
I would have rather that not happened for you.
You have to.
If you have to be mean to survive, that's what You have to do.
That's like the only, that's the rule of nature.
Every living thing does this if it intends to survive.
No!
Let yourselves be murdered!
I'm gonna say that you're a racist!
That's fine, because I'm gonna be alive, okay?
I much prefer that planet.
Just millions and millions and millions of people from all over the world.
We have no idea who they are.
We don't even vet them.
That was another fucking thing.
What the fuck is this story?
Well, the government has dropped its police clearance mandate for international students and temporary residents.
So you don't, the police aren't going to look into you anymore.
You could just show up.
It doesn't matter if you're a serial killer, a rapist, a terrorist.
It doesn't matter.
You can be a terrorist and become the mayor of Edmonton, actually.
Did you know that?
The mayor of Edmonton is apparently on a terror watch list somewhere in another country.
We'll get to that in a minute.
Probably because our government doesn't give a shit who comes here.
They're not Canadians, and they're taking over the country.
These people can't even tell you what a Canadian is, and you want to listen to them?
Oh, they're just as Canadian as you.
Oh, yeah, what's that?
They like hockey and drink Tim Hortons.
Oh, they have a corporate loyalty program, do they?
Wow.
You know, I know some Americans that also like hockey and drink coffee.
And British people, and I guess we're all Canadians.
That doesn't mean anything.
That's not what defines a distinct people.
It's where they spend their money on.
And that's largely a sense.
Sometimes people will mention trailer park boys in some kind of vague, and then they'll say, I don't know, moose is in maple syrup and stuff.
The average Canadian has literally no concept of who he is or where he came from.
Think about that and think about how scary that is.
That used to be me.
We were raised that way on purpose.
The average Canadian has no idea who he is or where he came from or what he is or how any of it happened.
He has no clue.
All he knows is that he's the bad guy and he's to be shamed and you're responsible for everything.
You killed all the natives.
You killed all the native kids.
They put them in incinerators and that's why there's no bodies.
There's no bodies.
Again, another, was that Cam Loops?
Yeah, no bodies again.
Still yet to find any of this genocidal.
Well, now there's incinerators apparently.
Could you talk about the prevalence of these burial sites and how many do you think we expect to find in BC?
The potential, I'm not sure.
But at the same time, some of these residential schools or these institutions also had incinerators, so there could be potential not finding any remains of tripod that have gone missing.
So this is another thing that some of the caretakers and some of the First Nations in this province are looking for is accurate files, accurate really statistics in regards to many of the children that did go to residential schools.
And also to try to figure out where did these children end up.
Not in the ground!
Oh, there's mass graves everywhere.
Yeah, they haven't found any yet, though.
Remember that?
It's been years of this.
If it's not that, it's climate change.
There's always a reason why you're a piece of shit.
Where's that stupid not?
Listen to this stupid horse shit.
My fucking years, this NDP Liberal government is not worth the hunger and homelessness that it's causing so many Canadians across this country.
Many Canadians just simply look forward to a small summer vacation, a road trip perhaps.
It's normally a time where they can go and camp in the mountains or go to a national park or visit loved ones.
But this year, many Canadians can't afford this simple delight because this government has made life too expensive.
On Monday, this House will have the opportunity to vote for this motion to save Canadians 35 cents per litre on gas.
Will the Prime Minister vote with us, the common sense Conservatives, so that Canadians can afford a simple vacation, or will he force them to stay at home?
First of all, he's wearing a fucking bow tie, boys.
The Minister of Health.
This is the Minister of Health.
He's a carnival barker.
Kids, you can take a summer fun-time vacation where you're locked in a car for 10 consecutive days, non-stop with no bathroom breaks, and the Conservatives have a plan for you to have that summertime fun and the cost.
Give up.
What is he talking about?
The future of the planet.
Don't worry, kids, about climate change.
Don't worry about taking...
Like, they can't even afford to go on vacation.
And Carnival Bart, look at, he's got a pink wristwatch on.
My God, this guy's insufferable.
That's a very expensive suit, by the way.
So this guy is making money now.
Interesting.
You didn't used to dress like that, Mark.
You got some new funds or what?
What happened?
Nice flashy bow tie.
Interesting.
Hokus feels confident all of a sudden.
Did you get a promotion behind the scenes?
Huh.
I wonder.
I wonder what's going on here.
That would be hilarious because this guy is horrible.
So yeah, yeah, no, you're going to kill the earth because climate change.
That's not a thing.
You're a stupid retard.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
Think about this for five minutes.
Think about this.
Canada's how many people?
Of the globe.
Okay, so what do we got?
8 billion, 9 billion, something like that?
We've got 25 million Canadians and about 15 million.
We don't know.
People go on vacation, that's going to destroy the earth if they're in their cars driving.
Said the man who flies on private government jets all the time, all over the place.
He's always driving around for dinners and events and meetings and networking.
And then there's all this war that you guys love so much.
Ukraine, millions dead.
I don't know if you know this, Mark, but a burning tank chassis, for example, that's considerable amount of pollution, right?
And you've got oil and gasoline and diesel and all these chemicals, perhaps radioactive even, some of these weapon systems, leaking into the ground.
So that time's like, I don't know, a few hundred thousand times over.
Entire cities have been destroyed and burned to ash.
Oh, and also, you guys are marching us into a third world war with a nuclear armed people.
But at the same time, Mr. Bowtie, pink-wristed, fuck, I hate this guy.
At the same time, you think this is a gotcha?
You're as out of touch and out of your depth as anyone I've ever seen.
If you didn't have money and friends, you would be nothing.
You are nothing.
You're an incapable buffoon.
You couldn't pull off anything on your own.
I don't think you even dress yourself.
I think someone else is dressing you now.
And why are you living in denial, Mark?
The back of your head is as bald as the moon.
Okay?
You look, it's like it's as bad as John Cena.
You got to shave your head.
You're a bald man, Mark.
You're LARPing, but you're not.
You're a bald man.
You're a bald man with a bow tie and a pink wristwatch, telling a woman she's going to destroy the earth if she goes on summer vacation, Mark.
Mark, Marcus.
You're wearing a bow.
Give up the future of the planet, right?
Don't worry, kids, about climate change.
Don't worry about taking action on the planet.
Enjoy your 10 hours in the car and let the planet burn.
Nice.
Okay.
I don't know what kind of Mussolini impression that was.
I just want to see the dark side of the moon again, Mark.
Can you turn?
Can you turn for a minute?
There it is.
That's a fucking helicopter landing pad for his margaritas.
What?
What a hysterical cry.
Like, look how feminine and pathetic he is.
Look at his body language.
For 10 consecutive days, like, he's in the curb.
For 10 consecutive days, non-stop with no bathroom breaks.
And the conservatives have a plan for you to have that summertime fun.
And the cost, give up the future of the planet.
Right?
Don't worry, Keith.
Did he say, is this like a traumatic memory for you, Mark, where you had to sit in a car once when you were a kid for 10 hours without a bathroom break, and that's literally the hardest day of your life, isn't it?
I always see this guy, and his head is just shaped.
He looks like an alien.
I have no idea who he is, but I see him all the time.
Is the Liberal Party of Canada controlled by the Anunnaki?
And if so, is this guy one of them?
Ancient alien theorists suggest it is.
I got to get out of this fucking house of nuns.
That's our government.
That's every day.
That's just what happened today.
That's just...
Mean God.
My God, Philip!
Ooooooh!
It will make you more powerful.
Wife to Hailbilly says, we're trying to do a 50-50 bingo for the tour.
No love.
Just trying to help pay the fuel.
Canada is a large country to travel across.
It's all good.
Don't worry.
We got it covered.
We've already got our costs covered, guys.
From the tickets we've already sold, we're already good.
You know, don't worry.
Just show up.
Just come.
Get a ticket.
Show up.
It'll be fun.
You know, don't got to throw money at us or anything.
It's going to be good.
It's going to be a good time.
We're not poor, homeless or anything like that.
Don't feel the need to like, oh, it must be so terrible.
It really isn't.
We're fine.
And she says, so you're living next to Jeets, and I know there's lots of you.
Will you stand up?
Dem Jeets is out there.
The Jeet Hives, and they're building them.
They're building more.
And they laugh at us.
They think it's funny.
We are taking over.
There's nothing you can do.
There's nothing you can do about it.
We are taking over.
What are you going to do?
There's nothing you can do about it.
There's nothing I can do about it?
It's a nice song, Paul Minder.
It's not bad, you know, it's catchy.
Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle.
Is it supposed to be too?
We have our own music, too.
You ever heard of the R's?
We're glad you came.
We're looking forward to getting to know everyone very intimately in the future.
Tassos Platus is Auslanderos, Deutschland and Deutschen, Auslandero.
Yeah, it's a great song.
Germany for the Germans.
What a concept.
Imagine if Germans thought that Germans should live in Germany.
Wouldn't that be crazy?
What if Italians lived in Italy?
What if the Scottish lived in Scotland?
What if Canadians lived in Canada?
I can't struggle with it tonight.
can.
In late 2024, people of the Western world were caught up in a new controversial opinion that would lead to one of the greatest mysteries of all.
What would happen if they just simply sent them all back?
Could it be done?
Can it be done?
And if it could be done, who will do this ending?
I myself would like to volunteer.
If you know anyone who is recruiting men, who is going to start sending them back, please let me know.
I haven't had a job since Unsolved Mysteries.
I think I've been dead for a while.
As the numbers go up, the crime increases.
As the numbers go down, the crime decreases.
If you have any information on why this correlation between mass immigration from the third world and violent crime and lower standards of living seem to be correlated, please call.
Maybe you hold the secret to unlocking, solving, and unsolved bigotry.
How to solve the bigotry.
You don't understand how annoying it is to put on every time with the fucking suit jacket on.
Like, it's just like putting on a second pair of underwear or something.
It's just, it's so, like, it has, it makes me want to go crazy sometimes.
If I had a place to throw this on, I don't know.
Fine, I won't do it anymore at all then.
Fine.
Fine.
That's how you feel about it.
How do you like that?
Dag the Jeet Hunter.
I don't have to think about that one.
Keep your heads on the swivels as the new Jeet or the Jeet CMP, the RCMP, would probably pull out knives and start help stabbing.
Brother, Herb, you're doing it wrong, brother.
You do it this way.
You have to cut this way.
Use the sacred dagger of the rat temple and have been a cow poopy.
Worship the rats and eat the poop and then be a policeman.
Rambo Ryan says, hoping the rage tour serves drinks, Phillips blood, and sells mercy.
Well, we're not serving drinks, no, but if you want to drink outside and, you know, go nuts.
But don't be a fucking asshole.
We'll throw you out.
There's insurance costs, so you need to hire bartenders, and you can't hire the ones you want.
You got to hire their bartenders.
You got to hire their insurance company.
You got to pay all this fucking...
And I really don't want to deal with people that are absolutely shit faced.
Like, that's never a good time, you know?
But we will be grifting.
Yeah, there will be a t-shirt to buy or something.
Terror's got a pile of stuff, actually, to bring with him.
But I think it's, yeah, a lot of people probably just tailgate if they want.
Just don't be fucking.
Please don't be throwing up hammer, drug, and retarded.
Bye!
That easy.
Pogy Pirates has lost connections.
Troy Boy, I know you from Cape Breton.
Hit me up.
That's crazy, really?
Did that really just happen?
You guys really know each other?
That would be really cool.
The Cape Breton connection has just been made.
Pogy Pirate and Troy Boy.
The road is long.
What came from the fucking Cape, right?
With a many away.
Rocket pokey pirate Troy boy.
That leads us to There is pots raid off fair in the fucking rage cast.
Like, I know that boy.
That's fucking Toy Boy.
Fuck you doing, young cunt.
He's driving by in slow motion in a half rusted out pickup truck with the windows down and a wife beater.
Hit vipers.
That's fucking Troy boy, isn't it?
He's my brother.
I'm glad these family connections are being made.
Reuniting Cape Breton one racist at a time.
Everybody's racist, Cape Breton, boy.
I know.
I know that.
It is the rougher part of the province, let's be honest.
All right?
It's a little bit of a more rough and tumble area than most of Nova Scotia.
It's funny, like, some of the people around.
You got to travel, guys.
You got to move around.
You got to talk to people, meet people, and travel around.
You got to get outside your comfort bubble and, you know, experience different things.
It's just funny.
sometimes you meet people, they think they're right hard.
It's like, like, They don't even know.
They don't even know what's out there.
It's like a chicken walking around like, you fucking stupid thing.
A fucking dog could kill you.
Somebody's pet.
You're at the mercy of everything outside this fence, you stupid bird.
Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
That's a guy's head.
I I'm Tiff.
No, you're not.
I've seen tough.
You ain't it.
I know that.
I know what tough looks like, and it's not you.
You might as well.
Some of these people, they might as well have like a, you know, like a children's Halloween costume, like a lion costume, and they're like, you're like, stop it.
Stop it.
That's literally how you look to me.
No, you're not.
Oh, no, you scared me.
No, I'm, no, you, you, if, if you could see how you look through my eyes, you'd kill yourself.
I'm not kidding.
If you had any idea.
But, you know.
Delusional people are fun.
Jen Steen says, now you're just being mean.
Have a listener on tonight if they can prove from the Cursed Valley two VIP Cam Loops tickets on me.
What?
If they can prove from the Cursed Valley or that it exists?
What are we talking about?
Something about a Cursed Valley and Jenstein buying two tickets.
Some people are asking all this about tickets that if they could buy them for other people.
So they're all serialized.
You can't, you know, they're all numbered, right?
And we know who's bought which ones, and we'll just check them off.
And if somebody tries to be like, no, that's not you.
We know who's who.
But if you want to buy some, if you want to give some to people, you just do that.
Just buy a few extras and then just email them the invoice and they can print that off.
The one with the, you know, that you will get that says, you know.
And yeah, give them that, and they can use that.
It'd be a nice, nice thing.
Nice present, you know.
Keep your heads on a swill says better to ask for an apology than it is.
That is always correct.
Jen's Dean says drippings.
Oh, boy.
I didn't want to go there.
I didn't want it.
I'm not.
I had to say it, though, because he paid for it, but I didn't want to have to do that to anyone.
No, 10 pounds.
Shut up.
Shut up.
No.
Uncle Creeper Bear says in St. Lucia for my honeymoon.
Nice.
He says, turns out this island is too nice to deport Zio.
Zion.
No, wait.
Zeo.
It's not Zion.
It's not Zio.
It's Zeobubba, apparently.
Has this all been a miscommunication this whole time?
Did you think he was Mossad or IDF and you've just been trying to get rid of him?
And he's like, it's not my real name.
This could be a misunderstanding.
We're clearing up.
We're making family connections.
We're making people evil and racist now.
We're finding out that St. Lucia is nice and that we're brokering ceasefires between platforms, Entropy and Rumble.
We're going to keep Ziobubba safe unless he is Zayoba.
Actually, Ziobubba would say his name was Ziobubba so he could go.
He's trying to change his name so we don't recognize who he really is.
Wait a minute.
Wait just a second here.
Are you trying to change your name to sound more like one of us?
Take him on to something.
And he says, recent intel from the motherland showing, I'm going to choose to believe he's telling the truth.
Zeobubba being instrumental in flooding the market with all sorts of cheeses.
He needs to turn the other way around and get back to the boat to Niger.
Get.
Get out, son.
Get out, law.
Turn the other way around, get back on the boat, boy.
Get.
Get last.
Fregoff, keep your heads on a swivel.
Says annoying you, but redacted us.
I'm not sure what that means.
I'm concerned about it, though.
Steve Robotai, thank you very much.
He says, 80 pennies to notice that countries are a thing on proper purpose.
We don't get along with one another, hence why lines are drawn.
Well, it's supposed to be territorial regions of different peoples, right?
It's like this is our shit, this is yours, and that's, you know, like a house.
You know, a family lives in the confines of its house, and like multiple families might live in a neighborhood, and a neighborhood might turn into a town, and a town turns into a city, and a city turns into a city-state, and a city-state turns into like a region or a province, and that turns into a nation, and the nation draws borders around itself and says, hey, this is all ours because we're all one team here.
Anybody else tries to come in and fuck with us?
It's a beautiful thing when you're all united and together and we're all working out.
We're looking out for each other and working for each other's interests, you know, because the rest of the world is out there and it fucking wants to take what we got.
How should we just give it all to them?
No, Susan.
It takes a lot of work to build all of this.
You know, just give it away for nothing.
We have kids.
We're giving it to them.
You give it to your children, Susan.
I want to give it to Africa.
You can fucking go to Africa, Susan.
Bay.
No, it belongs to me.
I worship the rat temple.
I'm going to build a rat temple in Montreal.
Oh, that's good.
Build a rat temple in Montreal.
Eat poop in Montreal.
Drink pee in Montreal.
Get hit by a train in Montreal.
You can do it all in Montreal.
Yeah.
We are moving to Montreal.
Refugee immigration service is open now.
That's the new Canada commercial.
A message from the government of Diagon.
You can do it all in Montreal.
Yeah.
Jake says, all I want to see is me in that house of scum eating lunches, eating lunches with a full squad of police holding the doors before the martial law and arresting politicians happens.
Just sitting there eating a sandwich.
Yeah.
I drink your milk, Shike.
Keep your head, says, does Diagalon have business cards?
Have you heard of Diagalon?
No?
Yes, we do.
Actually.
CRJ made these years ago.
Would you like one?
There's a whole bunch.
The Linktree has, remember, we got banned from Linktree.
I'm too offensive for Linktree.
Can't listen.
Listen.
We can't have a one-stop website that redirects you to other websites.
All right.
This is Linktree.
We have standards.
We can't support you.
This is outrageous.
It was a free account, too.
I wasn't even paying for it.
We can't be seen to have you directing traffic through our site is nothing more than a bus stop.
Our bus stop company, which is just one stop that people use to get from A to B and really don't even...
We aren't going to put out...
They're a fucking link hub service.
Oh, no.
There's a million of those.
It's my own website anyway.
It's not.
Jesus Christ.
Like, there's a show.
Website hosting is like $40 a month, $50 a month.
Oh, no.
Hitler has a link tree?
Does he?
That was ahead of his time.
How did he know about that?
Jenstein says, Phil has blessed me after my confession.
He has.
That's kind of surprising.
Keep it head says, no one's been named Susan in at least 50 years.
Fuck that old bitch.
I bet there's probably some Susans.
But you know what?
Not as many as there should be.
Pogie Pirate says, Link tree.
Listen, bud.
Uh-oh.
You don't want it.
Listen, bud, never usually ends well.
It sounds like it's, oh, what?
What's the problem?
You're going to get in a fight.
And it's about to happen.
Ziobubba says, I'm too nice to correct you.
So am I wrong?
He says, cheers, Creaker.
Enjoy the honeymoon.
What is this?
Why do they communicate across platform like that?
Troy Boy says, I'm from Alberta, Bob.
You're from Alberta.
Oh, I thought you were from.
Maybe it's a different one.
Don't ruin my fantasy.
G.B. Max says we need two electricians every four years.
What to do with the last 338 and who will be the next 338?
And thanks, Cambi.
I was undecided about dinner.
Yeah, you don't have to eat anymore, right?
Isn't that good?
That's the Cambi Dread weight loss program.
If you're feeling like you want to have a snack, just talk to her.
You won't want to eat for a while.
It'll be good.
That's her contribution.
She's melted like 500 pounds off of a few people, you know, because they can't eat anymore, right?
She's just.
Yes, it's traumatizing.
Is it illegal?
I don't think so.
Is it immoral?
Probably.
Is it traumatic and damaging to your character?
Absolutely it is.
But do you lose weight?
Sometimes.
Swiss Daniels has felt something on my right arm this now was a spider.
Slapped it dead.
Fuck you, Satan's butler.
Satan's butler.
Yeah, they're a creepy creature.
I can't like them.
I wish I could.
I can see why maybe people think they're cool, but I'm like, yeah, they are cool, but like in a way that is like, I want to be really far away from it, though.
I'm cool to look at it through a screen or something, but even then, it's like, it can't get me through the screen, can it?
Anyway, I don't like to kill them.
I always try to put them outside, but you know, hey, if they take me by surprise, you saw what happened to Chirpy.
Listen, we have ROEs around here.
We have a track plan around here.
You don't just come in through the 12. What are you, crazy?
No wonder you got shot.
It's not even his fault.
It's not nobody's fault.
It's your fault you got shot.
You're an idiot.
You don't fucking.
Why do we even have a track plan?
Why do we even have you here?
Use his bones as a track plan from now on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
In the Army, there's designated places to walk, you know, in the field and you're in positions.
And there's ones you don't walk in, you know, at nighttime in a combat zone and expect to not get shot.
That's what track plans are for.
Anyway, because people are like, what the fuck is he talking about?
Oh, okay, no, that's Cambys again.
I thought she sent me another one and my heart stopped.
I was like, oh, fuck no.
Okay, good.
Let's just get out of here.
Let's just move on.
Jenny says, I will keep CRJ forever.
You promised a gummy.
I did?
No, for what though?
Thank you.
Why did I- Did I did I?
Fucking delete them anyway.
Red light discipline.
That's right, Paton.
these guys under control while I do drugs, okay?
What kind of fucking Sergeant Major would I have been?
Go fucking keep the troops busy.
I'll be there in a minute.
I've got to do some drugs, and I'll join you in about 15. I'll be right up.
Your son's coming down.
He's taking some medibles, and then he'll be down.
What?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
I would have had so much fun.
Oh, my God.
That's probably the best job in the Army.
If you're like, if you were one of the troops of the NCOs, like if you were in that world, you didn't have any big career aspirations, you weren't trying to be a big shot, you just wanted to be a fucking, you know, one of the boys and do the job.
And, you know, if you had any leadership potential, it would take you through it.
And you're a more senior guy.
You train the new guys.
It's natural progression.
If you're any good at it, you get hired.
But the RSM is like the top dog.
He's the oldest.
He's been there the longest.
He would have showed up as a private, and now he's above every, only the officers.
And even the officers, most of the officers just steer clear of him because he's terrifying to many of them.
He only answers to the you know the battalion commander for the most part the lieutenant colonel otherwise you fucking don't talk to him he talks to you but I've had some good ones dude and they just had fun with it they loved to like share their they they were you know the good ones the real good soldiers the guys that knew what what people needed and you know how to keep morale up and you know how to keep the guys in shape and motivated and
all knew the right things to say at the difficult moments it's a hard job but it I feel like that would be the most satisfying one if you were any good at it if you had you know and it's kind of the time because that's usually that's like the end of your career and that's when you kind of give it anything you got left that's the time this is it after this posting it's you're done you're gonna retire or you're gonna go to a school somewhere and be fat and
just sit there and fucking run a sim system like you know they rotate these guys to these positions like every few minutes every few years so this is it this is your last kick at the you know you're the fucking rsm of an infantry battalion and you know so you're gonna go for it you're gonna have the time of your life especially if it was wartime holy fuck that would be terrifying but it'd be intense you'd want to have a good one then because they're basically they're like the the the grandfather of the uh the battalion that's that's your time to pass
on everything you know everything you've learned all the most important shit that's the time because you got everybody's attention you're the rsm when they when you talk everyone has to listen to you you know so that's when you can just unload everything you got everything good you've ever everything you have to give away to the boys you do it until there's nothing left of you and now you're an old broken man and you just fucking tag them out on your way out and you put a pin in it and you fucking say good job that's the end that's an honor and
a privilege a lot of guys don't get a lot of them die before they get there you know the rsm's a very respected position you remember all of those the cos and the colonels the captains the majors you don't you know not but uh the sergeant majors and the rsms you fucking remember all of every one of those guys some of them are a terror on wheels you just avoided them you just don't even if you saw them
in the fucking hallway you turned and went the other way and then you hear them go hey and you'd fucking literally run before he's like i don't think you could see who i was i've done that before turn the court fuck i heard him yell hey you know but it was like it was far enough he wouldn't have known for sure who it was we're all dressed the same he can't read my name tag from me on there maybe he could maybe he could
though i don't know he didn't he didn't know goes call would have found myself guarding a pallet of ammunition for the weekend or something oh sometimes sticking around after work could backfire you know because work never ends you know they'll send everybody home and it's like i'm gonna go to the gym for a little bit first or i'm gonna you know and you're coming back to shower and they're you'd pass the rsm in the hallway hey mackenzie yes sir what are you doing this weekend i've nothing
anymore i need a guy you're a good guy i need a guy on the i need a guy on range curry this weekend why don't you do me a favor you go go get dressed and uh meet me back here in an hour and a half like oh okay guys would be texting me laughing at me you're gay sitting out in the rain i just i just wanted to i just was trying to be
a good troop i was trying to get in shape i was trying to lift weights i thought i'll just do it here and then now i'm fucking in the rain all weekend this is stupid never try that's the lesson never try never never do it above the minimum no i'm kidding um you should try but uh you know sometimes sometimes the rsm puts you to work over the weekend because he saw you and you were somewhere you know you're just you just you the chicken got out of the coop and it got eaten all right it's it happens it's life what can you do um odious
patton says walks around with no rifle plenty to pick up yeah you don't want that always look busy always have something to do fucked if people go what are we doing i don't know i don't know think of something because if you're not doing anything it's their job to find something for you to do you understand if you're the rsm or the sergeant major or a colonel or somebody walking around just a bunch of guys just sitting around you're like oh look some troops not doing anything i think i'll command them to do something now please don't i'm tired i just want to go home oh no i
think i think you guys are going to go do a survival exercise in the woods for five days with no training whatsoever in february why well because i watched survivor man on the weekend and it really inspired me to torture you guys this is a true story our CEO watched Survivor Man or no, was it him or was it Bear Grylls or which was, I can't remember which one it was.
There was a marathon on one of these fucking survivalist douchebag shows and he's just out there surviving and it was on all weekend.
I know this because I saw some of it myself laying around.
I was watching cable TV at the time like an idiot drone and this was on all I remember going, it's still on.
It's on all fucking weekend.
I come to work Monday morning and the sergeant major's like, oh, I guess the CEO wants to come title.
I got exciting news, troops.
We're going to do a survival exercise this week.
It's a Monday, right?
What?
Yeah, we're going to go.
We're going to see if we can survive.
We're going to go in the woods and survive.
Like, we're going to go.
What do you mean?
And it's February in New Brunswick, Canada.
So it's minus fucking 40, and there's like 17 million feet of snow outside.
And, you know, we're like, what is he talking about?
Normally you do winter warfare training, the regular stuff, you know, with the 12-man, 10-man tents, and the stoves and lanterns.
It's cold, and it's kind of shitty, but it's kind of fun, and it's not actually that uncomfortable.
You know how to protect yourself and dress properly.
It's not that bad.
But this was bad because the thing the CO wanted to do was he wanted to speak.
It wouldn't be spare to me.
And that's no tents, no stoves, no equipment, no supplies at all.
You're going to bring one piece of a sleeping bag, and that's it.
And you're just going to figure it out.
You're going to build a survival kit and you're going to figure it out just like the gas on TV.
And our sergeant major was like, well, that's a great idea.
If you train them first, they don't know how to do any of these things, sir.
You can't just throw them in the woods and they're just going to sit there.
Like you watch some expert survivalist on TV for the last fucking two days and then you decided, oh, yeah, they'll just.
So what we did was we laid in the woods in the freezing cold for days with no shelter at all in sleeping bags, just rattling our bones together like I'm going to die here.
It was wonderful training.
I learned so much.
I learned how long I could go without food for days while freezing to death at the same time.
We had no weapons either.
We had no radios.
And we were in two-man teams several kilometers apart from each other.
The CO was very specific about this part.
We had to just be totally isolated and alone, just like the TV show, you know?
And I said, sir, what if somebody gets hurt?
And they're like, oh, well, they know where the road is, and they can holler, and then they can come find somebody and they can go get help.
Come find somebody.
No, I mean, like, these guys are knuckleheads.
Some of the guys brought booze with them.
One guy, Jones, told me, because you would have to move around to go play.
So we had to do some walking a few times.
And we passed them, and they were sleeping in the snow, drunk in the middle of the day.
And I asked him about it later, and he said, fuck, if you're hammered, if you're hammered half the time, it only takes half as long for it to be over.
And I was like, wow, that's a strategy.
So that's what he did.
So he brought a bunch of booze and just got himself shit faced and slept.
He could have died, but whatever.
It's fine.
He just slept in a snowbag for fucking 12 hours, hammered.
Yeah.
So I was like, sir, I mean, like, these guys are trying to build things and do, like, what if somebody climbs it.
Somebody could get really fucked hurt, like break a leg or something, right?
You don't have any food or water.
We had no water either, so we had to go find that.
There's deadfall everywhere.
There's ice.
There's water.
There's rivers.
There's fucking wild animals.
There's all this shit out here.
And we don't even have radios.
So if you're like, if something happens, I'm supposed to, what, just go sprinting through the forest and anybody out here fucking until I find another guy and he goes and finds another guy and somebody makes it back to the fucking company CP, which is nine kilometers away, to then call an ambulance or something from the fucking Fredericton, which is 25 minutes away.
So, you know, but, oh, because I just got there.
I've got to sell it on TV.
Like, nice to have, need to have.
Like, what are you doing?
Oh, he was an idiot.
That guy was a fucking moron.
What a loser.
And then I think he went on one of these end of war deployments where they just go and like tear everything down and go home, basically.
And I guess the guys, he was just fucking insufferable.
He thought he was in a fucking Jeffrey Bruckheimer movie or something.
Fucking wearing Tom Cruise sunglasses.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And guys like that, if anything did happen, if there was a gunfight, if there was a fucking battle that went down, that guy would be useless.
He would be nowhere.
Those guys are always the worst.
Oh, anyway, that's Army story time for some reason.
I don't know why I had to go there, but I did.
Apparently I did.
I had to get it off my chest, I guess.
Again, after all these years.
The guy I was partnered with was his private Aaron.
Lucking little guy, too.
And we're just like, like rattling.
We got this little shitty fire.
Our boots are melting.
And he's just like, are we going to die?
And I was like, probably.
I think he was serious.
I don't know.
And I answered just dead-faced, like half sarcastic, half didn't care.
He said, are we going to die?
I said, probably.
I don't know.
This was like 2010.
I didn't care.
Nobody cares.
Nobody's ever cared.
I didn't care about then.
I'd stopped caring years ago.
I left all my cares over there.
Gay!
Patton says, head RSM in training, school, love winter warfare all weekend.
Snowshoeing.
Fuck my life.
Yeah, that sucks.
Snowshoeing is exhausting.
Especially with a rucksack on, guys.
All day long.
Oh, man.
There was some fucking long haul.
Some of that was.
What else is going on around here?
Oh, right.
The mayor.
Well, first of all, we got all these...
He's going to show you some real leadership here, all right?
I know people are getting killed, and I know people are getting raped, and I know there's an auto theft ring, you know, the size of Lake Ontario, and I know that, you know, crime is out of control, and I know that nobody can live anywhere, and I know that the women are scared to go outside, and I know that the TTC is a war zone, and I know that everybody's overdosing, and I know this crazy, shirtless black guy is trying to steal fire trucks in the street.
I know all of that.
But listen, Doug's going to, he's going to fucking lay down the law now, okay?
But enough is enough.
You're bringing your problems from everywhere else in the world.
You're bringing it to Ontario, and you're going after other Canadians, as the Prime Minister said.
Unacceptable.
I got an idea.
Before you plan on moving to Canada, don't come to Canada if you're going to start terrorizing neighborhoods like this.
Simple as that.
You want to come to Canada.
You want to be a resident of Ontario?
You get along with everyone.
I don't care what background, what religion, what race you come from.
That sounds like a scolding from someone's trembling mother.
You have to be nice and you are going to get along with everybody.
And I do not want to see any more of this behavior.
Oh, buddy, you better.
You come to Ontario, buddy.
You better.
Come on now.
You got to stop that, okay?
You can't be, you know.
Hey, holy fuck, am I?
Wow.
I mean, that should do it.
Hey, guys.
What do you think?
I think he nailed it there.
I think we have nothing left to worry about.
I think he just fixed everything right up.
Great job, Dougie.
Finally, some real leadership in this place.
It's about time.
It's about time somebody could tell the truth on TV and really, really cut to the core of the issue.
And enlarge, too.
I mean, a big fat guy also.
Who doesn't love the roly, poly?
Butter baby, big butter baby belly.
Butter baby, baby butter boy.
Wrong kid died.
You know him, you love him.
He started his career as a drug dealer.
Now somehow he manages all of Ontario.
He's got strong words for you, Jeets.
Hey, come on now.
You better freak off, hey.
They think so small.
They do so much.
I'm impressed.
That's, I mean, wow.
He fucking showed them the Jeffrey Eater.
Yeah.
Gen C says, I owe you therapy time.
For what?
For which part?
Bring back Don Cherry.
Yeah.
He would have had a different, I think he would have had a different perspective.
I think.
I think.
It's just a montage of like people are shit.
I've seen pictures of them shitting in the street in Canada.
Crashing trucks, attack peeing on women.
All swinging swords around, shooting guns in the air.
Palestine.
Palestine.
I'm getting tired.
I'm getting really tired of this.
Every day, you go downtown, you can't even get a sandwich anymore.
I don't know what you're saying.
Nobody knows what you're saying.
We speak Canadian here.
They're out there shitting on the streets, crashing trucks, and they gotta go back.
They gotta go back right now.
I don't know, Don.
I think that's a little bit right.
I'll put your fucking face in!
that's enough Don, who are you calling?
I'm calling Cam Neely!
He could have...
We have no more of these fake.
We have nothing.
We have fucking pee-pee.
Like, there's nothing.
Fucking Peterson, like, there's nothing.
It's a barren wasteland.
There's such a lack of masculinity in this country.
It's insane.
Like, you saw that guy.
Do I have to show you Mark again?
That's the government.
He's one of the most masculine ones in the building.
The guy with the bow tie who's gay questioning.
You know?
That's near the top.
He's like the alpha.
What?
We don't even have red green on TV anymore.
Remember him at least?
No.
Nope.
No, he's got a bunch of fat women and dumb effeminate gay men.
Fat women and dumb effeminate gay men seem to be the only people in charge of anything anywhere.
And everyone's just like, I don't understand why it all sucks.
Denstein's Estrudo's face when Butterboy said that was priceless.
had a face?
They don't care.
They don't give a shit.
They do whatever they want.
There's no consequences for them.
He should have said, I'm now terminating all fucking permanent temporary residents.
You're all done.
All the student, it's all over.
It's all canceled.
Bye.
Get the fuck out.
That would have been something.
He would have been a hero.
His popularity would have went through the fucking moon.
You just wait.
One of these guys is eventually going to have the balls to do it.
It's starting to creep up the ladder.
You're starting to see the more mainstream folks and people with bigger audiences starting to get a little braver and a little braver.
And they're kind of like it's showing you where the temperature is, where the Overton window has moved to and what the general sentiment in the room is.
And it's going to get up eventually.
You might get somebody.
And they'll be super popular very quickly.
And everyone will go, oh, my God, how could you possibly?
It's like all those people that are saying, oh, my God, how could you possibly?
They're outnumbered like four to one, really.
It's very difficult for those people to make themselves known, though, because they're the 65% of the country that's dirt poor that we showed you there.
And the 65% of the poor that are probably higher than that now.
That was in 2021.
Things have substantially gotten worse in the last three years.
Homelessness has skyrocketed.
We just read Wednesday night, first quarter of this year, bankruptcies, businesses, business bankruptcies, small businesses and maybe even large ones.
87% increase over last year, first quarter May.
January, February, March.
First three months, 87% over the norm.
But you know, uh you can't be called names.
We can't hurt anybody's feelings because that would be mean.
So we have to destroy our country so that we all live in a giant toilet just like India.
And that way, everyone will be equal.
Right?
Then we'll have equality.
Is that how it works?
When everyone lives in a trash pile and eats shit and worships rats, that's when racism has been beaten?
Is that when it's over?
Is that when we're enriched enough?
Is that when we're diverse?
When we're eating cow shit?
When people are being stabbed in the neck in the street?
When is it diverse enough?
Like, you have to take your own side.
You have to not care what these other people think because it's none of their business.
It doesn't concern them.
This is our country.
I don't care if they don't like it.
It's not their business to decide.
It's our business to decide because it's our house.
I have every right to feel this way and say these things.
Migrants have no right to say anything at all.
It's not their house.
So you're just going to show up.
Now you're drunk at the birthday party and insisting this is your house now.
Oh, you think so?
Stop getting walked all over, boys.
Why are we allowing foreigners to tell us what to do?
And not just any foreigners, by the way.
Check this out.
This is a dandy.
We are building a cohesive city with opportunities for local living.
Population is rapidly growing, and we have to be able to accommodate for that.
Right now, the plans we have.
This is the coping for the new 15-minute city plan they're doing everywhere where they're just going to really try.
We've got to manage your carbon, right?
It's a way to limit your mobility so they can enslave you further.
There's no good reason for this.
And they're like, well, there's so many more people.
That's because you imported millions of third world barbarians, right?
So there's like you're doing all of this, but oh, there he is.
This is who I want to show you.
This is the words I want you to hear.
New district plans and corresponding bylaws will replace 54 existing planning documents dating back to the 1980s.
Our city, he says.
With an existing infrastructure and just as Canadian as you existing neighborhoods, better.
Yeah, you look Canadian.
You sound Canadian.
He's wearing an Edmonton Oilers jersey, guys.
He's just as Canadian as you.
Are you that stupid?
Are you really?
So let's throw all this in the trash then.
Let's throw the legacy of your great-grandparents in the trash.
No, they're all wrong.
He's just as Canadian as you.
They're all wrong.
These guys are all wrong.
He's them and they're.
It's the same.
Apparently, that's what you believe.
It is for the taxpayers as well.
Administration says the goal is to accommodate 600,000 new residents in redeveloped areas with 50% of all new home units added through infill.
The plan also calls for half of all future travel to be done by transit and for residents to access all their daily needs within 15 minutes.
This will cost trillions of dollars.
Not everyone supports the plan.
My understanding is that this means I will need to stay within my district to meet all my needs so that the city can meet its climate plan objectives.
I don't think Edmontonians can afford...
Canadian women saying no thanks, but they don't matter, right?
Because the Indians say so.
The Indian viceroy has commanded her that this will be happening.
Part of a renovation experiment of this size so quickly.
I think unfortunately a lot of the district plan in particular have been derailed by 15 Minute Cities conspiracy theories.
Who is it?
Tang?
Who are you?
Oh, you must have came over on the Hector, hey?
Let's go back, though.
Let's go back, though.
Because there's a nice little interesting sideshow to this.
That guy, the mayor of Edmonton, that's Amarjit Sohi, the current corrupt mayor of the corrupt city of Edmonton.
This is Mocha Bezargan's Twitter, wanting to implement 15 Minute Cities, was jailed as a Khalistani terrorist in India before he became a Canadian citizen.
Do tell!
Let's see.
The mayor of Edmonton is a terrorist.
Amarjit Sohi being imprisoned when he was a Indian national in an Indian prison as a terrorist charged with many different crimes.
He thinks like a parasite and he is a parasite towards Canada.
So when he became the infrastructure minister, his head was full of dollar signs.
And all he wanted to do was to make projects compromised by using his authority and his power as the infrastructure minister of Canada.
When Amerjeet Soy was appointed by Justin Trudeau as the infrastructure minister, on top of having no education and no experience, he had a history of terrorism-related charges in India.
While he was don't be racist, Mocha, that's right.
Mocha, that's racist.
So he leaked a letter pleading for his innocence and listing the charges he was facing.
For, sir, please, sir, I've been in prison, sir, in central jail, Guy, at Kapri police station, you handed a battered date, sir.
Please, sir, I wish to draw your attention in order to hear justice-loving people, sir, to my case, sir, and the police tortures inflicted upon me, sir, brother, bloody fuck you!
I went through the Indian justice codes to see what the exact charges Amerjit Sohi was facing.
Here's the list: rioting.
Rioting armed with a deadly weapon.
Unlawful assembly members' responsibility for offense committed.
Attempt to murder, assault, or criminal force to women with intent to outrage her modesty, assisting in concealment of stolen property, criminal conspiracy, Harboring an offender, sedition, possession of prohibited arms or ammunition, offenses relating to arms and ammunition, and provision.
Hey, RCMP, like, I know you guys watch it.
Like, are you gonna, can you look into this?
Or I mean, you're seeing this, right?
He's just walking around, oh, he's the mayor, hey, oh, he's not even Canadian.
He's some guy criminal from India that just took over a city.
And you're like, whatever.
Actually, he's not even just some guy criminal.
He's a terrorist.
Attempted murder.
Rioting armed with a deadly weapon.
Criminal conspiracy.
Concealment of stolen property.
Assault or criminal force to a woman with intent to outrage her modesty.
So a sexual assault.
Harboring an offender.
Prohibited arms possession.
Two or three of those counts.
Provisions related to terrorist attacks.
Oh, that's fucking.
He can be the mayor of Edmonton.
Why not?
Why not?
Right, PP?
Hey, PP, what do you think?
What do you think of that?
I think with his unique perspective and cultural up, he has generational trauma inflicted by the horrors of colonization.
And now through his unique cultural lens, he will be a shining example for all common sense conservatives in Edmonton to look up to and aspire to be like.
Oh, no, don't, please, don't stab anyone.
Please don't.
Please don't.
This is why I'm eating.
I have been eating my feelings, and I don't know if anyone has noticed, but I have gotten considerably fatter.
I've put on...
I mean, look.
I have been hitting the Haagen-Daws in the evening like I let other men hit my wife ferociously and consistently.
Daily.
Go to another Indian festival.
Go to another costume party.
Go worship another fucking Indian terrorist.
Go ahead, conservatives.
Yeah, you fucking do that.
Go follow around your Jewish deputy to Slava Israel.
Let's bomb some more refugee camps, you fucking conservative.
You're all doing such a great job.
You all see clearly.
You guys know what the real problems are.
You know what's going on, obviously, right?
You're afraid to be called names, so you can't even, you can't possibly have the framework to have an accurate view of reality because there are sections of it that you refuse to even look at.
You've got self-imposed blinders on like a horse.
No, there's nothing over here.
Only this.
This is all that's real because I refuse to turn my head.
Oh, okay.
Let me know how that works.
Go prance through the minefield again, moron.
This is actually fascinating.
I haven't watched this yet, so I'll finish this.
It's related to terrorist activities.
How could someone with this sort of history be elevated to such power?
He's an Indian disallowed.
In February of 2015, when city councillor for Edmonton, Amrjeet Sohi, was given the federal liberal ticket, he had to cover up his crimes committed in India.
And he utilized a less and mediocre journalist named Paula Simmons that worked for the Edmonton Journal.
And she basically whitewashed all of Amarjeet Sohi's crimes that he was charged with in India.
And basically made him look like a...
Go back.
Wait a minute.
What'd you say?
Paula Simons was her name.
Not Simmons.
S-I-M-O-N-S.
Paula?
Paula Simons?
Curious.
Made him look like a freedom fighter.
Oh, he was.
He was a living martyr.
That's what they say about the Khalistanis.
Oh, no, they're freedom fighter.
They're fucking terrorists.
They're terrorists.
There's a long list of murders and attacks and crime.
The largest terrorist attack in Canadian history was perpetrated by the Sikhs.
They blew up an airplane full of people.
185 people they killed, something like that.
Or was it 220?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't normally, I don't blow up a lot of airplanes, so I'm not familiar with the average body count of what exploding an airliner would be.
Maybe you should ask the fucking Khalistani Indians.
They worship them as a hero.
Did you know that?
That's fine.
I'm going to put on the costume.
Common sense.
We need the cooks.
We need the restaurants.
The true identity of Amritjit Sohi was a Khalistani terrorist in India as an Indian national as a reward for whitewashing Amarjeet Sohi's misdeeds in India.
She looks like every idiot piece of shit woman you've ever seen.
She looks like it.
Like I asked AI generator, please generate for me a stereotypical, pushing 60s, obese, liberal, feminist, probably Jewish journalist that is subverting the country.
Can you generate an AI just random boom boom boom boom boop?
That is exactly what I pictured in my head.
Thank you.
Thank you, AI, being AI generator or whatever it is.
Yeah.
She was rewarded in 2018 by Justin Trudeau and Made into a senator.
Of course.
Oh, she's a senator now.
Oh, so she installs a terrorist mayor, and then she gets to be a senator, too.
That's fucking, wow, isn't it great?
This place is going great, kid.
Did you know that if you're old now and you're like, hey, I'm just going to give my kids, I was just talking about this a little while ago, but they cemented over this tunnel.
They cemented over this hole.
This doesn't work anymore.
So if you're thinking of like, I'll just leave all my inheritance to my kids.
No, they can't afford your inheritance because the government taxes your inheritance now so much that no one can afford to pass on anything to anyone and the banks will have everything from everyone.
When you die, all your shit goes with you to nowhere land.
It goes to the bank now, unless you can afford to pay insane capital gains taxes, right?
This is just a tax on the very wealthy.
No, it's a tax on everyone.
You can't sell a house ever.
93-year-old woman wanted to give her kids a gift.
Instead, she got slapped with a $40,000 capital gains tax bill.
I'm at a pension.
How am I going to pay for that?
She says.
Probably the late widow of a World War II veteran who spent his dying breasts cursing your fucking name.
A gift to her daughter and grandson has left a 93-year-old Ontario woman with a sticker shock.
That's what you call it.
Lizon, Dyson, I don't know, was planning to give her family two lots on her farm property in Warkworth.
Where is this bizarre place with these weird names?
Ontario?
To help them establish homes.
However, her lawyer informed her that despite the land being a gift, it still needed to be appraised at fair market value for tax purposes.
The two lots were appraised at $125,000 and $145,000, totaling $270,000, leaving the old lady with a tax bill of about $40,000.
An amount she said she cannot pay.
Oh, well, I guess you can't sell it then, can you?
I'm on a pension.
How am I going to pay?
I'm not one of the wealthy.
I'm 93 years old.
Who's going to give me a mortgage?
Who's going to give me a loan?
She's right.
She's hopeful she can still find a way to make the gifts happen, but the clock is ticking.
Beginning next month, so this is now.
It hasn't even gotten worse yet.
Beginning next month, the capital gains tax inclusion rate will increase from 50% to 67% for amounts over $250,000.
So we're sorry.
We're sorry.
I'm sorry, Liz.
What did we say?
$40,000?
I think that's going to be in the neighborhood of $60,000 now, okay?
Maybe $55,000.
Okay, so we're going to have to bump that up because we've got to unlock those savings, Grandma.
Okay?
Isn't that nice?
Good.
So now we can't even sell our houses because of the capital gains tax.
Can't sell our property even to our own families because in a sane world, you'd just be like, yeah, just sell everything to your kids for a dollar.
Right?
No, you're not allowed to.
the state is going to tell you what you have to pay for...
Like, that's fucking...
It doesn't matter how much you work and how much you get.
It doesn't matter.
They'll just take it anyway.
You people chasing your fucking money and your things and your, you're fucking missing the point.
You can't.
It's an empty nowhere road to nowhere.
It's a dead end.
Best case scenario, you collect a hoard of shit and then you die and you can't even give it away to people.
If you even have any friends at all, you soulless Scrooge McDuck fucking losers, you can't even...
They can't even give them a family home.
No, they got to sell it and they got to pay the government.
It's cut.
You got to work extra hard and you got to get even more money for that.
And if you can afford the tax bill, sorry, the prices just went up another 17%.
But you better hurry up because I have a feeling they're going to go up again in another five years.
Okay?
Get to work, slave.
Maybe your children can inherit a duffel bag.
Oh, we just got to get the lip zone.
Our mayors are terrorists.
Our police are corrupt.
Our politicians are stealing everything.
Why are so many of you waiting and hoping for somebody to do something that's never going to come?
It's not going to happen.
The people that are going to do something are all around you and they're in the mirror.
That's the missing variable.
That's the last missing factor.
That's what has to happen.
Don't you understand?
That's how this works.
If the people of the land need something to happen and they're suffering, who helps them?
No one ever does.
They always have to help themselves as an entity unto themselves because these people don't identify with us.
Do you think this fucking creature considers itself a Canadian?
I'm just like you.
Yeah, I bet.
They're in a class of their own.
We're their farm stock.
We are a resource to be milked so that they can become wealthy and fat.
That's all we are to them.
They say they care.
They don't care.
Do they perform like they care?
Do they do the things that someone that cares, do they do those things?
What do their actions say?
One of the other great military mottos that we had have still.
I don't know if they, maybe it'll be too offensive.
His JTF2 is one of the best ones.
Facta non verba is there.
It means deeds, not words.
I don't give, I don't want to hear anything.
I want to see, show me.
Because then I'll know.
I'll know who you are.
You show me.
And what do they show you every day?
Give me more money.
Oh, are you dying?
It doesn't matter.
Get in the maid pod.
Maybe, oh, are you too poor to live?
We can just fucking murder you.
Like, there's no one.
There's no one.
There's no cops.
There's no army.
There's no university campuses full of, it doesn't exist.
There's nothing anywhere.
There's no entity.
There's no businessmen.
There's no foreign country that's going to come liberate you.
Superman doesn't fucking exist.
Batman's not going to show up.
And you can pray all day long if you want.
If it makes you feel better, I'm glad for that.
But that alone is not going to Do anything at the end of the day if the people don't have the guts to get up and stand with each other, unified as a collective, take their own side for once.
It will never end.
They'll just beat you until there's nothing left.
We probably have 10 more years before this goes one way or the other permanently.
That's crazy.
That's not long.
And that's like we're coming up to the end of the road here.
Look at the fertility rates.
Like, guys, it's now or never.
Literally.
We don't have 20 years.
We don't have 20 years.
Oh, if we just do this for the next generation, what next generation?
Everybody had like one kid.
There literally is no next generation, guys.
Go to the schools right now.
Do you fucking understand how bad this is?
Go look at these schools.
Go look at the elementary schools.
None of them are Canadian kids.
Our kids are outnumbered.
There's barely any of them left because they told you to just drink and party and YOLO and get abortions and all that.
Now there's like one kid per family, maybe two.
We don't even have enough to replace the people we got.
And the people we do got are killing themselves in record numbers.
They're overdosing.
They're committing suicide.
And oh, we still have some healthy men left.
Let's send them off to war to be slaughtered for no fucking reason.
They're destroying you on purpose!
Yes!
Yes!
What's going to be left of us in 20 years?
What's going to be left of us?
It's literally now or never.
Now this is what it's like.
The world's collide.
Now this is what it's like.
We're literally being invaded and both blind and civilizer who is just hoping it's going to get better.
It's not.
What is it, Willa?
What's going on here?
We're in the hot seat now.
It's on camera.
Now is there any anybody out there?
Now watch yourself for you, cause you can't go.
What is it really that is in your head?
One in the life that you had just died.
I'm gonna be the one that's taking over.
Now this is what it's like when worlds collide.
Are you ready to go?
I'm ready to go.
What you gonna do?
Baby, baby.
Are you going with me?
Cause I'm going with you.
That's the end of all time.
What is it really that motivates you?
That you can fly or this fear star?
Hold over love.
Phil, you gotta stop screwing my shit.
I can't manage this level of audio inconsistency.
It's too over the board.
It's out of control, Phil.
I can't manage this level.
Don't headbutt me with those horns again.
They hurt me.
That's the world's alive.
Fuck, he did it again.
I'm ready to go.
What you gonna do?
Baby, baby.
How are you going with me?
I didn't think that would happen.
I did that seven or eight times when the stream started.
It didn't happen ever.
And it just now, for that reason, it did.
I don't know.
And don't send me messages.
Well, I know what it is.
No, you don't.
No one knows.
It doesn't make any sense.
It's a computer.
It shouldn't work.
Like, nothing has changed.
The status of anything has not changed at all.
That's like a light switch that goes on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off.
Flies.
Like, you turn it on.
And no, the light doesn't turn on.
The room is just filled with flies now.
Oh, and then they turn it off and turn it on.
Oh, there's the light.
Like, oh, yeah, that made.
No, that's because that's just because of, no, there's no reason that would, that doesn't make any sense.
It's possessed.
I'm not, I'm not going.
We're not investigating this any further.
It's supernatural.
End of story.
I've got proof and I proved it.
I proved it, just like I did.
There's ghosts in the midst of it.
I died, I died, die, die, dad.
Man, it's going to be great.
The next 10 years is very critical.
It's going to be insane.
We're going to have economic collapse.
We're going to have World War III.
We're going to have civil war.
We're going to have food shortages.
We're going to have fucking blackouts.
Probably the end of the internet could happen.
I mean, and people are like, oh, man, I think I'm going to get sadder.
Like, you just don't even want to live, do you?
Like, you don't.
You just don't know.
And they're like, oh, that'll never happen, bro.
It's like the end of the world.
No, it's not the end of the world.
It's a very tumultuous, turbulent time that you're going to live through or die in.
And when people come out the other end, they're going to be like, man, that was crazy.
You know, like, kind of like this.
You think this shit can't happen?
Look, oh, it can.
You want to hear about it?
Look.
Look at all that horror that could never happen, bro.
That'll never happen, bro.
Those people just died.
Like, most of these guys were alive until very recently.
But, you know, keep thinking that, sweetheart.
You keep telling yourself that.
It's going to be fine.
Just keep eating.
You just keep eating and just keep going to pride parades.
You know it's best.
You'll be okay.
Jencine says, can you give me an Oilers update?
You're distracting.
I don't care.
I don't care.
The Edmonton Oilers are owned by a bunch of Indian slave traders.
I don't know.
I don't care.
Keep your heads is thought zombies would be everywhere by now.
There is zombies everywhere.
Have you been outside?
The homeless and drug addict addicted is what the walking dead meant by zombies.
It's going to get worse, but we're basically living in like RoboCop now.
Blam says, now knowing what we know about a former MP and current mayor of Edmonton, can we extrapolate for the remainder of the Pajits the government has let in?
You could, yes.
We will be fighting literal terrorists.
They're already fighting us.
They're already killing us.
They're literally already killing Canadians all the time.
And they laugh about it.
Where's.
Look, I'll show you an example right now.
I saved this one because this is a special one.
I didn't want to forget about this one.
This is one that should go down.
This is something that you put on the wall of your gym or behind glass in the junior ranks mess of your battalion so people remember exactly what the fuck is going on.
Humboldt Broncos crash being deported.
Steve Hansen says he's killed over 15 young men.
He's being sent home.
And here's the Jeet to say he didn't do enough.
If this is how he was going to be treated over an accident, I wish more of your beloved swine-colored future terrorists had been turned to roadkill.
Okay?
So yeah, no, don't be mean.
Yeah, be mean.
Fuck these people.
Who the fuck are you?
You don't have any claim to this land at all.
You don't even need to fucking be here.
In fact, I don't think you're going to be here anymore.
I think it's time for you to leave, whether you want to or not.
What the fuck are you going to do about it?
You're outnumbered fucking 30 million to one.
Bring more.
I don't care.
If we were outnumbered 10 to 1, we would still mog you.
Do you want us to go British Empire on your stupid fucking ass?
Because we can.
We can do that?
You want to laugh about killing our fucking children?
Oh, geez, what's that, Winston Churchill's ghost?
What's that?
I'm hearing something from somewhere.
Voices from across the seas, from the Orient.
What's that, boy?
Philip, do you hear that?
Shh.
Kill them all.
Kill them all.
Thank you.
I don't know what that was, but it had bad intentions.
We've got ghosts now.
I know exactly what to do.
Ready?
Ready?
Get her!
Get her.
I don't know.
Ghostbusters memory, you know?
You need them.
That's how I center myself after I go crazy and go on a racist tirade.
I go Ghostbusters.
And I just, it works every time.
It is a star.
Very good.
Bad grandpa says, cheers.
Carry on.
Thank you, sir.
Glisher Full says, if you're looking to avoid capital gains or inheritance taxes, put your kids' names on the property before you die.
Don't will it to them.
Don't gift it to them.
Put it in a trust.
There's just still inheritance tax, though, isn't there?
I don't think there's any way to do this anymore without getting robbed, which is like, why own anything?
Which is the whole point.
You'll own nothing and be happy.
You think that's a joke?
They mean that shit.
And you'll own nothing and be happy and then you'll be dead.
See, because if they succeed, because we don't have very many youth, we have less amount of children than we've ever had.
And there's not very many of us in the front.
We're only 7% of the earth as it is.
We have the least amount of children we've ever had.
Lots of our elderly have been killed off.
Most of the men are going to be sent to be slaughtered in a war.
The capable fighting-aged men are all going to be dead, a lot of them.
And then there's going to be kids with a lot of parents gone, helpless women, and armies and armies of migrant men who are not going to be joining the military roaming the street.
Do you see where this is going?
This is like 25 more years of this, and we don't exist at all anymore.
Some white kids exist as slaves and toys for, you know, Indian warlords and so on.
That's what this place looks like in 25 years.
I'm not exaggerating.
It might look like that in 10 years, the way that this thing's going.
People need to treat this like...
It could be any second.
That's how hard you should be hauling ass.
People are like, oh, no, I'm sure.
Oh, you want to risk it?
That's fine.
Yeah, you just take your fucking time.
Get buried in the rubble.
I don't care.
I'm going to do everything I can.
I'm going to do everything I can.
Oh, it's coming.
Everybody can feel it, too.
If you have to fight, then you have to fight.
There's a tranquility in just accepting it.
And rather than trying to hide from it and run from it, because it's just, it only becomes more stressful the more you run because you'll feel like there's nowhere to go and the running is going to demoralize you.
Look at the pleb.
Look at the pleb.
Living that lifestyle of distraction and avoidance and running, it kills your soul.
And you will become, eventually, you'll just get so broken down and tired of trying to whack them all, all these problems.
I'm just, no, no, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, no, no.
I'm just going to ignore it all.
I'm just going to get fatter and shittier.
You're going to just get sink deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper.
Or you can stop, turn around, look it in the eye, and fucking start going the other way like this.
Like, if this is going to happen, let's fucking do it then.
Then you have something to live for.
Then you can see clearly.
Then you can see, you know.
You can't think when you're in a state of panic and running away and constantly terrified and stressed out.
That's why they do it.
That's why they fearmonger all the time.
You can't think straight if you're scared.
That's why it's so important to not be scared.
Part of that is keeping your morale high.
Like, if you can still joke around and have fun and have laughs in the middle of a really stressful situation, there's a pretty good chance you're going to be all right.
If you can, if it's possible for you to pull through, you will because you'll be able to just make the right calls and do the right things when the time needs to, because you'll be able to think clearly and you'll be able to see clearly because you're not consumed with fear.
If you are consumed with fear, you're constantly running and avoiding and making excuses and making things worse, tripping over things and falling downstairs.
Some people are just, you know, embracing it and accepting the situation for what it is, and other people are still trying to do everything they can to just, no, it's not, this isn't happening.
It is happening.
You're either going to get crushed under the weight of it or you can find a life more meaningful than just bullshit.
But, you know, it's your call.
Live in the world of lies, you know?
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
You enjoying the ride you took?
Don't listen to me.
I'm the bad guy.
Remember, I don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
I don't know what's going on at all.
None of us do.
We're all doing real terrible over here.
Everybody's miserable.
It's all you don't want in on this.
You want to go watch more hockey games and television.
You want to eat more cheese.
Do you see all those alcohol commercials?
You want to get more drunk.
You should go travel.
Go spend money in more resorts.
Just keep consuming and spending and buying and chasing things and eating, consuming, consuming, consuming.
Filling the emptiness where your soul, the sustainment, where your soul is supposed to be, your purpose, your mission, your drive for life, why you get up every day and what you're – So you're just like pouring shit in.
Oh, just keep filling it with stuff.
Nope.
Eventually you just die, but sometimes people figure it out.
Jen Steen says, hire a fine brown-skinned gentleman to drive your RB.
That will never happen, Jenstein.
Edmonton during the Stanley Cup final.
What?
Oh, my God.
When they sung the national anthem in Punjabi, that's insulting.
That's not beautiful.
That's non-negotiable.
The national anthem is not some trivial thing you do cover songs of.
That's the song they play when our soldiers go in the ground sometimes.
Like, that's an important tune to the people of Canada.
It's not something you could just, ah, I'm just going to do a Punjabi cover song of this fucking, shut your fucking mouth.
It's an English song.
It's in English or French.
English.
You won't see us doing covers of Indian songs.
I mean, that's because they're terrible.
Ho-cha-goopa-doopa-dee-pea-du-ba-da.
Dee-pe-dee-pea-doopa-doopa-doopa-eating poop.
Worsha-ping-a-rats-eating poop.
Look out, train, the train killed my brother.
Yeah, it's a great.
It's just a rich culture of pooping and eating poop.
And rape.
A lot of rape over there.
And terrorism and violence.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
And Trash Mountain, you gotta see Trash Mountain.
You gotta see Trash Mountain.
It's like one of the wonders of the world, really.
It's right up there with Hawaii.
Keep your head, says Crosswalk, burnout, trending tomorrow.
Oh, boy.
You know what?
This summer might be the one.
This might be the last Pride summer.
I have a feeling tensions are high.
People are ready to go.
I don't know how much further.
I don't know how much further we can push this.
The RPMs are way over the we're maxed out, guy.
Something's going to blow.
Paddle to the metal.
More gay.
More trotties.
Like, okay.
I think people are going to be tired of this soon.
They're going to demand it to end.
People are just going to stop participating.
I saw a couple other videos that they were starting to do this, and people were throwing shit at them.
They were like, what the fuck?
I think it was in the States.
Oh, this has never happened before.
It's going to start happening.
People are getting tired, you know, of the nonsense Circus Olympics.
All the problems that we keep talking about every night.
But no, we don't have time for that.
We do have time for insane amounts of gayness, though.
That's going to consume most of our summertime.
So our government's going to take the summer off.
I was talking to Henrik about that.
He's like, do they take a summer vacation?
I'm like, they sure do.
So not only are they not going to work, but we're just going to do gay stuff all summer while they just take the summer.
Because they did such a good job, right?
They deserve a vacation, don't they?
And a pay raise.
They'll get another pay raise next year.
They got a pay raise this year.
They got a pay raise last year.
They pay raise every year.
Every year is a great year when you're a government fucking worker, right?
When you're a chief alpha slave, it's fucking life is good.
You get to live in the big house with the master.
You get extra cookies at night.
It's great, fucking faggots.
Get in your own made pods, you fucking traitors.
Why don't you call an appointment for yourselves?
338 made pods.
Let's go.
Get in.
Get the fucking.
Don't worry.
We're going to replace you with some diverse people.
It's going to make us stronger.
We're going to get more strong and more diverse after you're gone.
It's really a net positive.
It's addition by subtraction.
Octostine has a quote from Charles Dickens.
It says, I wish I were the commander-in-chief in India.
I should do my utmost to exterminate the race upon whom the stain of the late cruelties rested, proceeding with all convenient dispatch and merciful swiftness of execution to brought it out of mankind and raise it off the face of the earth.
Oh, so Charles Dickens didn't like Indians, I suppose.
I mean, that's one interpretation.
I'm not a historian and I'm not a linguist Or anything like that.
I do silly voices, but I did sense just from the kind of the way he said it, that I don't think he likes it.
He might be okay.
He doesn't love Indians.
He might not hate them.
He didn't say that necessarily.
He just doesn't love them.
Okay?
At least.
We'll start there.
He fucking hates them.
He fucking hates them.
Oh, it's like proximity times proximity multiplied by time equals equals racism.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*music*
I'm just saying, I think it's had an effect on people.
I got to fix my button here.
There we go.
There we go.
It's math.
See, math.
It's an amazing thing.
Yeah.
Racism equals proximity multiplied by time.
How many times do you have to go on public and sit next to people that just smell terribly and they're constantly stealing?
They're pissing and they're shitting and they're attacking people and you're like, yeah, every day it's getting a little harder to give a shit about any of these people, right?
I'm getting really fed up seeing this every day.
That's the math.
It goes like this.
That's the thing.
It goes exponentially, too.
It's not like a kind of a linear flat line.
It's more of one of those.
It's like a hockey stick chart.
And we're kind of at the this part.
It hasn't gone parabolic yet, but we're like there's the first slow climb.
That's like this part takes like 30. Well, we might as well.
We haven't done any lessons in a while, right?
Haven't done any schooling.
So I like my charts, you know?
So you think it's like, oh, yeah, we just have to stop the Nazis because the racism will go over.
And this is over like hundreds of years.
You know?
No, wait.
Yeah, that's right.
This is how mean they are.
This is how much racism they have.
That's not how it actually works is a different color.
It takes a long time to brew, you know.
That's too small.
Make the brush bigger.
I don't care.
I do care, though.
There it is.
Didn't make any difference.
Anyway, a little bit, little bit, a little bit.
You know, it has to reach a level that it starts to exponentially, you know.
It's like two, what's two times two?
Right?
Four.
What's four times four?
What's eight times eight?
What's 16 times 16?
Do you see what I'm saying?
Every time there's an evolution, every time the cycle, every time there's a revolution of the cycle, it's bigger.
It starts very, very small, and then once it gets to a certain size, starts to run away really quick.
That's kind of the sentiment of people being real done with this nonsense, at least around here, in this country.
And seemingly in Germany and in England and in Ireland and in France and really everywhere at once.
It's really something to behold.
It's going to be wild 10 years.
It's going to be an interesting time.
And Charles Dickens, man, you know, what book was that in?
Is that a real quote?
That would be insane.
I guess a lot of British people have been to India back in those days.
They had all the colonies and stuff there.
They were doing whatever, trying to teach them to not eat poop.
It didn't work out, so they gave up and left.
Dr. Jenstein says, exactly.
Jake says, I give this scenario to the end of the year.
Trump's the timeline for something or something to happen.
Yeah.
Trump is definitely the key that's going to unlock the next thing.
If it's the Civil War in America, World War III, something is going to, it's going to be directly a spin-off detonation from either the election, him going to jail, getting assassinated, assassination attempt, anything like that is going to be.
I do feel like that.
I feel like one, like we're all throwing pebbles at the ice, you know, and somebody's got this huge, that's Trump, and they're like, this is going to do it.
It's going to, whenever this fucking giant stone lands, cablamo.
If even like, oh, well, he gets elected.
He wins, nothing bad happens.
He swears himself in from jail.
Dude.
He has to go ham or his own base is going to lose their minds.
Like, everyone has the biggest, like, we need to fix things now blue balls that I've ever seen in my lifetime.
And if he just drags his ass and makes excuses, it's going to be a civil war anyway.
Like, people are going to lose their shit.
Our homes are being annihilated very quickly.
We have, again, like I said, two decades at most.
There's no more time.
It's it.
It's now.
We have to start actually talking real shit, telling the truth, and facing reality about some difficult problems that we're facing.
It has to happen now, right now, or we're not going to make it.
Oh, my God, this fucking guy.
Why does he always come?
King Mahabuli says, you missed the concentration gradient concentration in the racism equation.
Racism equals, sorry, open bracket, quantity Multiplied by proximity, close bracket.
Multiplied by time, the more concentrated the offending population, the faster the racism.
It's like I know, I was listening.
Ooh, you didn't come in here with your fucking college math.
I was kids.
I'm just trying to get them started.
Just wait your turn, bubba bully.
When they're ready, they'll go on to more advanced classes.
I don't know what that means, but I do know that it's bedtime.
I do know that.
Enjoy the honeymoon.
Yeah, that's from Zio to Krieger.
It's nice when people get along, right?
We've got a terrorist mayor.
Let me make sure if there's anything else I wanted to get to tonight before I fucking pack it in.
Yeah, we don't need to do criminal records.
I mean, that's just...
I've said this, I don't know, at least every year for the past five years, Maybe longer.
If I was trying to kill this country, I don't know what else could be done to make it happen any faster anymore.
And every once in a while, they find a way to speed it up a little bit faster.
So now we're not going to need police clearance for fucking migrants and temporary residents.
It's great.
You know...
And by the way, this is an old trick.
This is something countries have done in the past.
Actually, Russo was talking a little bit about this in the early history of America in the late 1800s.
A lot of anti-immigrant sentiment at that time was because of the way that the system had been set up.
Is that a lot of these steamerships and these companies essentially were getting paid by the head to bring people to America.
So they were finding people.
And what these countries were doing was offloading insane asylums and prisons and just sending all the trash they didn't want over there.
So maniacs and crazy people and stuff are showing up in America.
Well, they're not going to send away their good people.
Imagine if somebody came over to us right now, a big shipping company.
It's got a lot of ideas and plans.
Jewish people show up.
And they're like, hey, we're making lots of money taking people away.
Far, far away from here.
Do you have any extra people that you don't want?
We could make a deal.
And you're like, hmm, Canada, can you think of any extra people anywhere that maybe we could send away or send...
So, like, this is a double-edged kind of sword.
Like, this isn't a...
So we can do it one way.
We can do it the other way.
Are we just passing garbage back and forth?
Like, what are we...
I think we just don't take any.
Let's just.
We have enough problems, don't we?
We have enough of our own people suffering enough.
Haven't we suffered enough?
How much?
How much do we have to bleed?
How much do we have to bleed until enough of us feel like we've earned the fucking right to exist?
Things are the same, so send in the clowns as tonight we are going to rage.
All that remains, don't be so dumb, it's just feelings that we can't escape.
Things are the same, so send in the clowns, so send in the clowns.
Couldn't get in the ads tonight.
I guess I got carried away.
Maybe next time, but we're going on tour this July.
The Grift.shop.
You can get tickets now right there.
Or you're going to have to pay more at the door.
You will receive the location 24 hours prior.
If you get tickets, if you don't, you'll have to just check the website.
The day of.
The Grift.shop.
www.rangingdissonant.com is my website.
You can go there and subscribe to my social media channels that I don't really use very often because I'm not allowed to because I'm evil.
My substack, the Telegram link is there as well.
Stop all the safety inside these complaints.
He thinks I'm a shame.
Oh, oh, oh, oh Welcome to the cool part of town.
Looking up each other out there!
Life is a team sport.
We'll be right back.
Live together and die alone!
Six up a tourist!
See you on the beach.
I don't give it up.
Just like I need the stars above.
This is not enough.
I want to swim in a sea of luck.
Sending the clowns, sending the clowns home.
Sending the clowns, sending the clowns home.
Yes.
You did what?
What do you mean what I said?
I said a lot of things.
You would mean you did what I said.
You brought who back?
You're too excited.
Slow down.
You turned them into what?
You brought someone back and turned them into a terrifying fighting force of death.
That sounds like you.
I don't know who you're talking about.
Look where?
Out the window.
Oh my God.
reincarnated on the world war ii veterans they uh they are they mad they're as mad as they look matter Those are some epic mustaches and haircuts.
They're merchants right to Parliament, aren't they?
Well, I wish you told me we could have streamed this.
