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One of the voices of our generation decided heroin was a great idea.
You know, a lot of that going around.
A lot of those guys.
Lane Staley.
Who else?
Kurt Cobain?
He was probably murdered, right?
I mean...
The other one's...
But Kurt was a little...
That one's a little...
There's issues with that case.
That was my very first conspiracy theory.
Where I came across a narrative, and this is what everybody thinks, and that's what happened.
And then, oh, there's conflicting information that seems to suggest a much different turn of events.
Scott Weiland was excellent.
He was good.
What a weirdly flamboyant.
He's the most flamboyantly heterosexual man I've ever seen.
Sometimes when Mark and I are just hanging out, we listen to music and just watch old concerts and stuff.
Like, we're hanging out and listening to it.
It's on in the background.
And I'm just like...
I know he's not gay.
87 pounds.
I think when he died, was he six feet tall and 86 pounds or something?
Woof!
You know?
That's one way to cut weight.
Try heroin.
90s was gay as fuck.
How dare you, Jake?
How dare you say that?
The 90s, like 1992, 1993, 94?
Metallica, handlebar, mustache, black album, hitting people over the head with beer bottles?
What are you talking?
How dare you, sir?
What are you saying?
Maybe whatever part of the 90s you were in.
Gene shorts guy?
Huh?
Earring heaven guy?
Huh?
Jean jacket heaven guy?
High socks up to the knees guy?
Leather purse, leather hat wearing guy.
I don't know where I'm going with this.
Let's just not go there.
Uh-huh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Can of worms opener.
How are you, man?
How are you doing?
He says, from one copper-bearded Gale to another.
Oof, that's a full mouthful of Gaelic that I will not even.
I have an easier time learning German than this.
Anyways, he says, Hail, welcome home.
Now that summer has come.
That's an Irish Rebel song.
All versions are based.
CO LIN plus Dubliners sing it.
Great.
All versions kick out foreigners and some are racist.
Right.
Right.
Thank you.
Cosmo Crater, Cosmo Crator.
Crater?
I don't know.
Teehee.
Thank you.
Thank you for the contribution, sir.
I appreciate it.
We all thank you.
Teamoni says fridge and pantry check will become mandatory and agglomerate punishment to be decided depending on how many violations of voice law punch.
And Merck says jorts and rollerblades probably.
Well, I don't I mean, I'm getting an idea.
Jake says he only wears plaid for tug of war jackets.
I don't know what's going on.
As long as people are getting hurt, it can't be that gay, you know?
It's like if Don Fry, any like fight fans or UFC people know who Don Fry, if Don Fry came out and was like, yeah, I've been gay this whole time, I'd be like, that's fine, you're allowed.
You're the most violent man I've ever seen.
Like you're a It would be as shocking as it would be impossible to not, I mean, you have to.
What are you going to say?
You're going to tell him no?
What are you going to call Don Fry a fang?
You'll beat you to death?
Somebody said he's a T-Money.
He says he's a human Harley-Davidson.
He's ridiculous.
You want to see a fight?
You want to see a highlight reel?
Go find Don Fry, F-R-Y-E.
Don Fry's fighting highlight reel from his day in his wars and the ring and the octa.
Holy mother of God.
That guy was made to hurt people.
Yeah.
And real, funny guy.
He's pretty funny.
I enjoyed watching him fight back then.
Obviously, I was a kid.
I was like 12, 13, me and my high school buddies.
We got fucking UFC.
We basically acted like we had cocaine and heroin and were like badasses.
We got a fucking bootleg UFC video.
We're going to watch it at Richard's House after school.
And it's Don Fry just going like hockey fight mode with some guy just eating.
There's no defense whatsoever.
It's just, I'm going to hit you in the face as hard as I can while you hit me in the face as hard as you can until somebody gives up.
No weight classes.
It was mental.
It was probably illegal.
It was illegal in a lot of places.
That's why Dana had to go get it all changed up so he could have it as a business in the United States.
He was like, all right, we need weight classes and rules, apparently.
Squirrel says, are you familiar with the Auslander Rauss?
Yes, I am.
It's being outlawed now, and people were fired for chanting it.
Yeah, songs are illegal in Germany.
Auslander Rauss is foreigners out.
And they've begun singing it over this French kind of EDM, cheerful kind of song.
And yeah, they're sending the police all over Germany to arrest people for singing a song.
It's almost over, guys.
The absurdity of the regime is just becoming so nakedly obvious to people that it's becoming attractive to fight against.
It's becoming something to do, especially for kids, especially, you know, and I don't mean kids' kids.
I mean under 23, under 25, like they're becoming taking an interest, university, college, high school aged, you know, they're got the energy for that kind of thing.
Usually that's usually where a lot of it comes from.
And how much of this can we do?
Really?
You know, and it's not, you know, there's the masses of idiots.
Those are always there as they were in my day when I was a teenager.
It's always the same.
But the system in the machine has never been this nakedly fuck you about it as it was back then.
People could fool themselves and kind of not try very hard either.
It wouldn't even take a lot of effort to just kind of smooth over a rough spot that maybe they didn't like about something that happened and convince themselves that it isn't what it looks like.
I mean, that's what I used to do.
It's like impossible to do these days.
It's like covering up a pimple, you know, which is not a pimple.
It's part of a cancer that you have.
And now it's like your whole face is just a rotten, you know, it's a wasteland.
There's no covering this up.
Something's going to have to be done.
And how long will a bunch of young people, especially, like, I'm pissed as hell.
I'm only 38. I'm more angry about what's going to happen to my kids.
I can't imagine being, you know, the ones that have the brains in their heads are the ones that are going to notice.
And that's the people we want.
We want the smart people that can notice and have the guts to do something about it, not just sit around and complain and quietly go about their business being pushed further and further to the brink of oblivion every day.
Or the masses of ignorant people that are just going to believe whatever's on TV and regurgitate it.
The small percentage of people, 5% to 10% of the population, they say 20% or around that is immune to brainwashing and doesn't, I don't think anyone's immune to it, but I think I say resistant, influence resistant.
They kind of got a mind of their own.
It's not instant.
You can't just tell them something and they're going to buy it immediately and walk away.
Like 80% of the population will.
We already watched that.
We just watched that with COVID.
This is my second or third rodeo, guys.
I'm only 38, but I mean, we lived through that.
We lived through 9-11.
We lived through a lot of nonsense in my day since I've been paying attention.
And it's always the same.
Most people are stupid.
And it could be for a lot of reasons.
They may not even be actually stupid, but they're being stupid.
You know what I mean?
You know, a smart person can do a dumb thing.
I would say trusting television or the government is stupid.
That's a bad idea.
There is a plethora of evidence to why that is a terribly, is an inherently stupid thing to do.
And we have more people doing it now than ever, on one hand.
The ones that do trust it are like they've married their identities to this, that they're a good obeyer.
They're a good system enjoyer.
And they're an anti-anti-vaxxer.
They're an anti-anti-this.
They're anti-fascist.
They're anti-racist.
They're anti-they're anti-they're anti-they're stopping all the things, which is, which is funny because it's veiled language that means you're pro-something.
You're pro-government narrative.
You're pro-system.
You're pro-machine.
You're pro-destruction of civilization.
That's what you are, really.
They're becoming more entrenched, more devout, more insane, and more dedicated.
But they're bleeding numbers every day.
Most people, they counted that they thought, or they would have counted, that they would have considered most people under their purview.
Most people agree with them.
They're the majority.
It's just this fringe of crazy Nazis and people that don't, when in reality, the opposite is true.
Most people actually, a great number of people, are much closer to aligning with us than with them.
And the only reason they've enjoyed this illusion for so many years, for decades, is because TV has been paid to present this illusion and present this false kind of disconsensus that doesn't exist over these things that people have just been tolerating.
We don't like any of this.
We've just been putting up with it.
The frog has never liked boiling in the pot.
He's never particularly enjoyed it.
He has noticed it's getting warmer, but it hasn't been getting warm enough fast enough to jump out and do anything about it.
That's starting to change, though.
It's getting to a temperature where he's no longer, this isn't something I can ignore anymore.
The pimples have become something much worse.
They've become lesions and oozing sores of communist pus.
In case anyone was eating, I just wanted to make sure that ends immediately.
So that description should help you along there.
Communist pus.
Oh, great.
It repeated itself.
I'm glad that got out there twice.
Good job, Rumble.
Foggy Australia, maybe?
AUS?
Awesome.
He says, Seinfeld is all over the news for saying he misses real men.
Jerry Seinfeld?
I was going to say, I bet I know where you're going with this next sentence, and it's exactly where you went.
He said, guess he missed the part where real men don't need to fuck 17-year-olds when you're 38 and internationally famous.
Yeah, that's really messed up.
And that's.
I've never said this out loud, I don't think, but I've always thought this to some degree.
And now, I mean, I was just reminded of that recently, like a month ago.
I remember about that.
He did.
I'm 38 now.
He was one of the biggest, he was the most famous people on earth.
He had a smash hit of a TV show, Seinfeld.
It was translated in how many languages.
And he's like, you know what I need to do?
I need to date a high school chick.
I need to date a 17-year-old.
Whoa.
Yeah, that's not okay.
That's fucking not normal at all.
Like, would I do that if I was in her?
No.
It's like, was that the best you could do?
I have a hard time believing that.
That's very strange.
But he always kind of creaked me out a little bit.
I couldn't put my finger on it.
I didn't know what it was.
It was just not the bottom.
I saw him live once, actually.
And the brothers were like a couple of places.
He came to St. John, New Brunswick in like 2000 and...
God, I don't know.
Eight?
Eight or nine, maybe?
Yeah, around that time.
Maybe 10. And there's just something about him.
Very funny, very good.
He's very good at what he does, but there's just something beneath the surface there that...
I don't know.
Yeah, a 17-year-old girlfriend when you're 38 is...
Well, if they got married, no, they didn't.
He just fucked her and left.
Like, probably better sign an NDA first, and then there we go.
Michael the Conqueror says, I'm creating a daggy hell boy hat and wondering if you'll sign it when I see you on the top of the board.
I'll sign almost whatever you want.
Thanks to God bless you, Morgan, and Jesus.
Get the Jesus Christ on board.
Good.
We need all the supernatural help we can get.
We're up against it right now.
It's been worse.
I think we're in a good shape these days.
Things are going pretty well lately.
These days.
Speaking of the tour, no time like the present.
Might as well.
Get the ads out of the way.
You know?
Are you guys coming?
What are you doing?
You're not going to come.
been sitting here watching this for years when when when when are you coming to listen listen guy or lady or existing You know, supernatural creature of unknown origin.
We have a 35-foot RV we're taking from Halifax to Vancouver and back.
If I hear anyone...
It's only another two hours.
Motherfucker, what?
I don't want to hear it.
I'm not driving.
I'm just going to lay in the back.
We're looking forward to meeting everybody, and it's been a long time coming.
It's been a couple of years.
I've been trying to get this on the go for a couple of years now.
But, you know, constantly being arrested and put in jail and attacked and slandered and smeared and being public enemy number one.
And the prime minister's coming after you and they're trying to make you a terrorist.
There's been other balls in the air to juggle, let's say.
But it largely is under control now.
And it's the summertime.
Everybody wants to get out and shake things and set things on fire and riot and George Floyd and all of that stuff.
So I feel like it's a good time for it.
So buckle the fuck up.
Coming this summer.
One last griff before we all get sent to the gulag.
Come see the greatest live show in all of New India.
Introducing the Rage Tour.
Live.
Uncensored.
Unhinged.
Coming this summer across the country to a location near you.
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They do what you fucking deserve!
Yeah.
Yeah.
How long has this been muted?
Fucking thing.
Guys, just blame the Jews.
It's not me.
The Jews did it.
It wasn't me.
God's chosen bulldozer right on time.
Will you sign my bulldozer on tour?
It has a journalist on the bottom.
Just don't look.
I never look.
In the army when guys would say, "You didn't see this?" I'd be like, "That's right.
I don't see anything." It's fine.
I know the bill.
Larry the Lillian says, "What is the deal with adult consenting women?" It's a good question.
What is the deal with that Jerry Seinfeld?
Yeah.
My name is John.
Michael Pop, my mute only 15 seconds, no damage done.
This was like the old school white people party song of like 2006.
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Tonight, are you alone?
Tell me how you fucking have in the moment you want to show me.
You welcome!
Phil Spinza.
Adam says things says, are door tickets guaranteed to be available or am I taking a really stupid risk?
Guaranteed?
No.
I can't guarantee any door tickets.
He says if Hamilton's still there in two months, I'll see every one of you fuckers.
Hamilton would be the easiest one.
Hamilton's got a fairly robust venue, I'll put it that way.
If anybody was going to show up last minute and try to buy something the door, that would probably be.
But you'll have to wait and have somebody tell you where it is when we pump the tickets out, or we'll just pop it on the website the day of.
So be prepared to travel an hour or two hours, wherever you're at.
But we'll let you know.
No, I wouldn't guarantee anything.
The venues are all different sizes.
Some of them are...
Some are a little bit smaller.
Some are a little bit bigger.
A couple are quite large.
So it depends.
The easiest way to do it is just do it over the shop.
The Griff.shop, you can get tickets there.
And it's just us.
There's nobody gets processed through Stripe.
There's all tax receipts.
The whole thing's legit.
There's nothing you can, you know.
What are you going to do?
You worry about the police are going to arrest you because you sent $60 to fucking goat figurine?
I mean, come on.
If you really must, wait until the last minute and come get it to the door, but they're going to be a little more expensive.
Huh?
Yeah.
I appreciate it, though.
We're looking forward to seeing everybody.
Can I go through Ticketmaster?
No, you can't.
I'm probably banned for life from Ticketmaster.
Without even looking, without even consulting it, without even thinking about it, I am not.
I'm not even going to try.
Renunciate says petrol for the tour.
Petrol.
Oh, yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Renunciate has donated some petrol.
Is that still what they call gasoline in the UK?
Petroleum products, you see.
Fucking gasoline.
God damn.
What do they call them?
Taco says, if you're so worried by a prepaid visa, yeah, that's another thing you can do.
You get a prepaid visa if you want, if you really don't want to.
I don't care.
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.
Nobody cares.
Nobody's ever cared.
Nothing matters.
I'm so thirsty.
Oh, I've been going all day, guys.
Oh.
We had a documentary man who's here today.
Spent most of the day, a lot of it anyway, been talking to him.
May come with us on the tour.
Don't know.
I'm going to see.
I'm going to wait and see.
Gonna wait and see.
What else is going on?
Indians are threatening Harrison Faulkner.
Low-key.
Interesting development.
Conservatives have melted.
I mean, they've always been massive cowards, but they're starting to realize it, or they're starting to feel the shame of being a coward, which is the first step in correcting that behavior.
So we'll see.
We'll see where that goes.
What's this about?
Oh, good.
More Indian stuff.
Okay.
I'm just checking to make sure there's endless, endless content of Indians doing shit that is outrageous.
What else do we got?
Oh, yeah.
So people have, you know, I'm being kept in the loop, I guess, through other people that, you know, Donkey Teeth is still spurging about me 24-7.
He's now the mayor of Dumpster Island.
He's not just on Dumpster Island.
He's the mayor and seems to believe that the collection of enemies that I have is indicative of his international level of support, which is enormous.
Anyway, you know, I don't know.
I said, you know, he was ready to go and the contract will be here on Monday.
And it's now Wednesday night and seems to be more concerned with Sperging than anything else.
So, I mean, I don't know.
I think we're going to be waiting a little while, guys.
I checked my mailbox.
I checked all the neighbors mailboxes.
There's nothing here.
Said it would be today.
There's no contract.
There's no...
Do you have it?
You know what it is?
Is it on the FedEx truck?
You can come back.
Is the contract on the truck?
Fuck!
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm out.
The waiting is the hardest part.
It's going to be a while.
You know, a long while, I think.
Not hold my breath for that to happen.
It's just a lot of stupid people out there.
And, you know, the average IQ is dropping.
Now, there's many arguments about that of a lot of countries.
But the demographic makeup of those countries is also changing significantly at the same period of time the IQ drop has been happening.
So, I mean, the average person in your country's IQ is 109, and then you mass import 25% of the now total country from another country where the average IQ is 76, it might drop 10 or more points.
Right?
It would, wouldn't it?
It would.
I don't know how else to describe.
I don't know where I even saw this, but it really doesn't have anything to do with Canada or me or you or anything else.
But it is the world we're in.
And if you're like me and you spend time during the day, most days, observing or seeing or reacting to something that you've witnessed that almost defies belief that it could be this stupid, that this is actually happening, you're not alone.
That's everyone all the time.
And this is just, this is what I mean.
This is the kind of thing that I, I can't put any better than that.
I'm just going to show you an example of the kind of stupid fuck that's out there every day.
And I mean, you'll see what I mean.
Assistant Public Defender Natalie Tate for Mr. Harris, who should be present.
Mr. Harris, are you driving?
Ashley, I'm pulling into my doctor's office, actually.
So, just give me one second.
So, it's doing it again.
When I switch cameras, it mutes me now.
Cool.
It wasn't doing that ever again until now, but I'm watching you this time, monitor.
What are you fucking going to do now?
You're going to sneak up on me with your mute button.
Ah, get back here, microphone.
Everything's working against me.
Everything's working against me.
So, first of all, sir, you have court today.
I do?
Yes.
Now you can appear by Zoom.
Ah, okay.
Now, I've done Zoom court lots of times.
And what I do is I get dressed like this in a similar manner.
Not so much all in purple like a terrorist, but a suit and tie, and you find a nice, you know, appropriate place to sit.
Because you're trying to, you want to be present in court, not driving through a fucking drive-through on your phone.
Oh, hell, you just wait a minute, man.
I'll get me a chicken burger.
I'll get extra fries.
What the fuck?
So this is the judge who, I mean, is flabbergasted.
Wait till you see.
We're just beginning.
We're just beginning this demonstration of why most people shouldn't vote.
And the right to vote for all people is a fucking retarded idea.
As this video progresses, I want you to keep in mind there are three subjects.
There is this judge, there is a defense lawyer for the accused, and the accused himself is in the car.
All three of these people get to vote.
33% plus, and we don't even, the jury's out on the other two.
We've just not even, we've only seen them for 33% of the people in this video are retarded, and they will decide the future of the world, allegedly.
You know, they get to have a say, because that's democracy.
That makes sense, right?
Shouldn't the dumbest people alive get to have a say over how your home works when they're too lazy or stupid to even figure out like, I mean, this doesn't even need to be explained.
This is immediately like you're remanded into someone else's custody because you're a giant, you're a child.
You can't be left alone ever.
You need to be under adult supervision forever.
Send him to jail forever, maybe, for that reason.
This is incredible.
I'm parking right now.
Oh, he's parking good.
The judge will just wait for you to park your car, I guess, at Wendy's.
Thank you.
You stationary?
I'm pulling in right now at this second.
Yes, I am.
All right.
What are we doing?
Your Honor, we are respectfully requesting an adjournment in this matter up possibly two to four weeks that the court would allow.
So maybe I don't understand something.
This is a driving one license suspended?
That is correct, Your Honor.
And he was just driving and he didn't have a license.
Look at his face.
Look at his face.
Not the judge.
Look at this moron.
You're in court for a charge of driving without a license.
So you decide to show up to said court where the charge is you're driving without a license on your phone driving a car without a license.
Oh, hell, this discrimination, dog.
It's like what they did done to Josh Floyd.
There's a white supremacy, damn racist motherfuckers.
Right?
It's that white racist judicial system that keeps...
I think you are retarded and you should not be allowed.
You need adult supervision.
And look at him.
He's got gray hair.
He's got to be pushing 50 years old.
You can't.
Listen, there's no way to fix this kind of problem.
If someone is this dumb, they just can't be here.
This is the same reason that bars have a minimum age of entry.
You don't let seven-year-olds into liquor-selling nightclubs.
I also equally think that we shouldn't have handicapped people to this degree voting and operating deadly machinery on our highways.
Call me crazy.
But I think being so fucking stupid that your own survival instincts don't even realize.
I mean, come on, guys.
This is an 18-wheeler into a busload of kids waiting to happen.
Oh, hell, I dropped my cheeseburger.
I was wow.
Yeah, oh, whoopsie.
Let's...
It's good.
That's what the charge is, Your Honor.
Yes.
He doesn't even know yet.
The judge is like asking the prosecutor.
She's like, yes, that is why we're here.
And he's still just staring into the camera, fucking oblivious.
No, I'm looking at his record.
He doesn't have a license.
He's suspended and he's just driving.
He still doesn't get it.
That is correct.
Hasn't landed yet.
His face hasn't moved.
Hasn't landed yet.
Hasn't landed yet.
The two dust bunnies in the empty fog of his mind still haven't bumped together enough to create the electric spark that activates the neurons in his brain that realizes, oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
He might have something there.
He might be figuring it out.
I don't even know why he would do that.
Because he's retarded.
So, defendant's bond is revoked in this matter.
Yes, defendant is turning himself into the Washington County Jail by 6 p.m.
today.
Obviously.
Failure to turn himself in will result in a bench warrant with no bond.
Obviously.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're the dumbest person in the world.
Anyway, that's fucking Wednesday.
If you guys were wondering how it's going in America, that's how it's going in America.
That's what's happening.
That's what the fucking legal system is dealing with.
I don't know.
I don't know where to go with this.
There's so much.
There's so much.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
I got to go to jail, man.
Please just stay in there.
It's only a matter of time before you kill someone because you're so stupid.
This is the kind of guy that would try to eat dynamite because it might, maybe it's candy.
No, it's dynamite.
Like, this.
Listen, are we subverting God's will by keeping these people alive and stopping them from hurting themselves?
Because, I mean, we believe in evolution, don't we, the science people?
Don't we believe in, you know, Darwin?
Well, that process eliminates certain genetic material in the pool by, you know, its environment.
We're actually keeping it alive and it's reproducing rapidly.
How many people there are like this now?
Because they have free food and welfare.
I'm not saying people that, you know, are on welfare are all retarded and stupid, but a lot of stupid, retarded people.
When they, you know, why are we paying for this?
I mean, I suppose we have to morally because, I mean, we're not just going to kill them or something, but do they get to vote, though?
They do.
Oh.
And, like, just ripping around in these five-ton motor vehicles, driving 120 on the highway.
Yeah.
And you did see that he is, like, so dumb.
Like, like, animals are on that level.
There are birds that are on that level of intelligence as him.
If a crow could get a license, it might be able to do a better job than him.
I feel like a crow would have the wherewithal in its crowbrain to know that it shouldn't come to court caught stealing crow cars, you know, and then in a crow car.
It would know better than to do that.
I'm just pulling in right now.
Where are you going?
You have court today.
I'm just going to go get me a milkshake.
I think you can wait until after court.
Hell no.
I need my milkshake and my stolen car with no license.
Oh, she.
How much of this are they dealing with down there?
How many, I'm curious.
This would be a real indicator as to the morale of the, of the, looks like, where are we?
Miami?
That had to be Florida, right?
I really have no idea where it is.
But imagine being the police in this place, and they're like, if any of you guys are watching, feel free to call in, you know?
Could you imagine you sign up to be a cop and you're like, this is what you do all day pulling over morons, sir?
Your car's on fire.
Oh, shit.
Yep.
There's a dead person hanging out in the back sheet.
Oh, shit.
Like the dumbest criminals imaginable.
And they're just like, this is fucking so demoralizing.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Is that what the police in America are doing?
Babysitting stupid people?
Oh, is this what they did?
Did they create so many morons so that way the police wouldn't have time to investigate real crimes like sex trafficking of children and the mass importation of weaponized drugs against our...
Like it's not like a, oh, the damn drug dealers know our enemies are doing this.
The Chinese are helping doing that.
We're at war and we're losing.
Wake the fuck up.
So they're killing everybody.
And no one can really get a handle on it because, well, Constable Stevens has just re-arrested the same guy for the sixth time today for running naked through the street with a machete.
And the judge, you know, they keep letting him out.
These are real things.
Like some of these cops are arresting the same guy multiple times a day, sending them to jail to go to court.
Never mind, you're back out all day long.
Why is anybody doing anything about the pedophiles?
I literally can't.
I'm chasing naked crazy people all day long, every day.
Imagine if the police went on strike.
I think it's illegal for them to do that in Canada.
But imagine if they did.
Anyway.
I'm like, fuck what are we going to do?
Oh, you're going to fire me?
We're all on strike.
Go ahead.
Fire the whole police force.
Do that.
They can't replace you.
They can't find 50,000 other men to just take your job tomorrow.
This is a year of training at bare minimum.
So you could just stop showing up to work for a year and there's nothing the government could do about it at all except implode and be torn to shreds.
And it's mind-boggling.
They have so much power, it's crazy.
And they don't have the balls to do anything with it.
I bet they're very tightly controlled for that reason.
Because now that I think about it, imagine a free-thinking, you know, radical, pro-people, anti-corruption type cop got into it, not just on the front line, like, oh, he's a sergeant.
I mean he got real hop, he started getting close to the sensitive areas, you know.
I bet that's probably not allowed, right?
I bet those guys are probably kept at arm's length and not able to go very far in their career or even get in the fucking police force at all.
Seem to notice that a lot.
Because if you notice that these high-level authority, like, why aren't the police doing this?
A lot of people in Canada wondered that a lot.
And the reason is because they're all yes men.
So the police operates very similar in this way to the military.
You're not promoted past.
There's a, it depends on your career path.
It depends on what you do.
If you're a specialist like I was, you're not a career man.
You're like, you want to do one specific job.
So I wanted to be, you know, I was in the infantry and there's like, I wanted to be a soft operator.
That's it.
That's all I was going.
So I was like, my promotion, none of that stuff.
In that world, your rank doesn't really matter.
It's just more of a function of where you are in the organization.
It really is an afterthought.
It's not really a big deal in the special forces units, but in the Army.
But that's all I was really after.
But if you're in the power pipeline, let's say, you're looking to wield a big stick and you're looking for promotions and you want to go up and up and up and up.
There's going to be a barrier after not very long, and it's called the Boys Club.
Everybody knows about the Boys Club, hey?
Guys, be honest.
Let's be honest now.
And what that means is the old guard, or rather the current reigning power factions of whatever that is, it could be the fucking agriculture industry.
There's probably, I mean, I'm just spitballing here.
I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out and hear that it works like this, or it used to at one time.
It may be all bought up by corporations by now.
But at one time, or maybe still, several powerful families who have most of the farming influence and power and money decide what everybody fucking does.
And there's very little anyone can do about it.
And if you want a piece of that at all, and if you want to get on the team at all, if you want to get caught in at all, you better be a fucking team player because if you're fucking with their stuff, not only are they not going to let you in, they're going to turn their shit on you and destroy you and get you off the field entirely so they can eat your piece of the pie.
That's the business world, okay?
And what we have are businessmen, not politicians.
We have businessmen, not cops, and we have businessmen, not military officers.
They're doing business and they're in business for themselves.
So you get up to a level of influence where it's starting to matter to more important people.
If you're not a team, if you're not, if you're not on the, you know, you're not actively butt-kissing and demonstrating your allegiance, which is what you have to do.
Anybody that's ever worked in a corporate setting or a military setting or a police, any kind of serious job, and it's not, oh, it's looking, oh, we were killing people where I worked.
It was a pretty big deal, you know.
I don't mean like at Tim Hortons, you know, like places where there's stakes, you know, the fire department, perhaps.
There is a process, you know, people like, and they're very, the weaker the people are, too, they're very vulnerable to it.
It's insane to watch people kiss someone else's ass, and then it's more insane to see that it works to see them be like, are you seriously in entertaining this guy?
He's all right, man.
He's a good dude.
He's not.
He's a piece of shit.
He's just sucking your dick to get, oh, my God, are you this retarded?
And it turns out, yeah, a lot of people are.
So they're very susceptible.
And he's doing this because this is how you, you know, you kiss the ring and the guy above you goes, hmm.
Now he feels good.
You've accepted that you're his subordinate.
Now he's a big man over you.
And then he can go, oh, yeah, he's okay.
Yeah.
He's mine.
I own him.
Yeah, he's okay.
And this is how you work your way up.
So when some, where are all the good?
Good people literally are not allowed inside these rooms, guys.
They've been long taken over by pieces of shit.
Cowards, sycophants, aspirus, careerists.
Oh, my career, but my career.
What?
That's such a small thing to care about.
Unless you're like a neurosurgeon, if you're going to whine about my career, it had better be some career.
It had better be something really like, yeah, we're better off if you keep pursuing that and ignore this, actually.
You're the only eye surgeon in the country?
Okay, you just keep working on eyes and training other eye surgeons.
This isn't for you.
You're too important.
You know what I'm saying?
Most of us aren't eye surgeons, though, are we?
Most of us are pretty replaceable.
Most of us are pretty unexceptional.
Most of us are workers.
Worker be, you know, somebody else could do it.
It's not a big deal.
It's not that, you know, intense.
My career.
You're not that important.
Relax.
But my career, the.
That's what people think about when they're dying, right?
Oh, I had such a good career.
Nope.
I don't think anybody thinks that.
So this is small...
Like, I remember when I, it was like one of these NHL games, like 2008 or 6. I don't remember.
No, younger than that.
I was younger.
I was in two or 2000, 2001, 2000.
Whenever PlayStation 3 or 2 came out, 2. I was like, that's all I cared about for like a month.
I'm like 12. That's what these people are like.
Like, how is this all?
This is an all-consuming thing for you?
Yeah.
My career!
That's really dumb.
You're really, you're a really shallow and uninteresting person.
Oh, and what is your career, by the way?
You work at a bakery.
Wonderful.
Okay.
Well, I'm done.
Goodbye.
Mr. Buller, thank you very much, sir.
He says, gotten things under control with much effort.
Oh, my.
Some shillings to get the RV moving?
Hamilton Wicks.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, also, you guys have done a great job, by the way.
Where's the fucking...
I'm looking for a song and I can't seem to find it.
Thank you very much to the organizing team and the volunteers and everybody that's helped us out.
It's been fantastic.
You guys have made this so insanely much easier to do than I thought it was going to be.
It's really insane.
It's like people fucking fucking fucking fucking with the best.
The entire map of Canada just turned black and white.
The entire map of Canada just turned black and white.
No, some people are really, really angry, though.
Some people are so mad.
So I saw a great post.
It cracked me up.
I started laughing.
I burst out laughing in my chair.
Documentary man was here.
That's his name now.
That's a stupid name.
So that's his name.
The stupider it is, the more the lasting, the more powerful it is.
What's the name of your meme war that nearly fucking fatally wounded the Canadian government?
Oh, Diagaloon.
Oh, yeah.
Of course it is.
Of course it's something stupid.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, I was here with Documentary Man.
Where was this post?
It was about Trump, and it's amazing.
Because I'm like, I have a little bit of this power.
Not as much as he does.
He's a very powerful entity.
Trump's like a tier one entity power.
His energy level is like a glee.
You can't even look directly at it.
You're like, whoa, that's like a level 99 energy ball.
He can just will things to happen.
He's hilarious.
I don't know how he does it.
It's incredible.
But this post is funny.
I'm going to play the video first and then read what this guy wrote.
It's insane.
This is outside a Trump rally.
I don't know if they're praying for him for the court case because he's probably going to get convicted in this totally ridiculous trial.
The judge told them, just agree that he's guilty, basically.
They don't even have to agree on which counts they think he's guilty of, just whatever.
It's like, they don't have to agree on which counts, just that he's guilty of something, and then we'll just move this along.
Like, bananas, right?
That's ridiculous.
But look, this is Team Trump.
How cringe is this?
This is predicted.
Guys, this is Queen Ramona South.
This is what that is.
You know, that's just.
So it was an anti-it was just an observation.
And he said this is an anti-communist combat headquarters on Telegram.
Hilarious.
He's a cage fighter, I think.
He's got a fight coming up.
If you want to go support him, he's American.
He's down there somewhere in the States.
I can't remember.
California, maybe?
Anyway, he said, Trump manages to make both the people who love him and those who hate him go equally insane.
It's like he's a Lovecraftian monster whose very presence drives people into a state of madness so profound that very few ever recover their sanity.
Everybody wave to Dumpster Island.
Everybody wave.
Hi.
Hi, faggots.
How's it going over there?
Huh?
You pooping your pants again?
Oh no!
*laughing*
Oh, you big man.
Oh, no.
Look who's all mad now.
Oh, no.
Oh, they're going to read it.
Oh, yeah, it's wild that people can be driven insane just by the existence of another person.
It's all it takes.
Is that all it takes?
Or I think they're just that weak.
I think we live in a time of profound mental and spiritual weakness where it's not, it's like breaking glass in a, you know, some ancient display.
This old museum, everything's made of, the tables are made of glass.
Everything's made of glass and crystal.
Don't break anything.
It's impossible not to.
It's the most fragile room I've ever been inside.
I have to stand on the ground.
It's cracking under my feet.
The floors are made of glass.
Shitty glass.
Shitty, cheap, soft glass.
That's you, Canada.
Shitty, shitty, cheap, soft glass.
I can't even cut myself on it.
I can't even kill myself with it.
I have to call the government to come do it for me because I made of shitty, cheap, soft glass.
We can't even kill ourselves.
in the fucking government to come in and...
*music* *Dramatic music*
I got carried away for a second.
You get the idea.
You know what I'm saying?
This place is preposterously soft.
That's my new favorite word, apparently.
Preposterous.
Preposterous.
That was one of my first big words I learned watching Ghostbusters 1. It came out of Bill Murray's mouth.
The man, the legend, Dr. Venkman.
This is preposterous.
Venkman!
Bad Grandpa says that's really nice of him considering we endorsed him for the Mayor of Toronto.
That's okay, Bad Grandpa.
We actually made him Mayor of Dunster Island.
He got to be the Mayor of something at the end of the day.
Just so he doesn't have to die a loser.
He is the Mayor of something.
He's the Mayor of Dunster Island.
He's the Mayor in our hearts.
We waited to come for the Cowards to come.
I've got enough number.
But we will run now.
Mercy no quarter.
The faith will ascend.
Now lower the cannons.
The battle begins.
Bill's getting cranky.
Jim Steen says VIP for CRJ.
I will, I will dolly him in with a straightjacket and an electric mask.
I would fucking die if you did that.
That would be hilarious.
But now you've written.
Now I know about it.
Now it wouldn't be as funny.
I would have fucking died.
I just walk up out there.
I've never seen anybody.
I stand and stay, who the fuck is this?
You're wearing a lecter mask?
Is that CRJ?
And of course it is.
George Enstein.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
I don't know how I immediately knew it was both of you, but something about your energy said, yeah, that's who that is.
Who else would it be?
It's definitely not Nigel.
It's not Cam.
It's the fucking lunatic twins.
Oh, God.
Have anyone...
Has anyone noticed?
Are they androids?
I don't know.
The longer this goes on, the weirder it gets.
I don't know if they're blinking either.
I'm not going to look that way for a while.
Anymore, maybe, ever again.
I might just permanently keep this.
I'm just going to always turn to my right, away from whatever that was.
That's how mentally traumatizing this has been already.
The fuck whatever.
This is this.
I come up.
I COME TO VANCOUVER FOR THIS!
THIS IS WHAT YOU...
Oh.
Oh.
Now I'm the fucking...
I'm already at odds with Vancouver now.
Tony Tone says they should start in jail and be let out of themed worthy of society.
Let's try it and see what the numbers say after 20 years.
Isn't that the way to do science?
Test and adjust, isn't it, guys?
We trust the science or we don't.
We got to be consistent.
We got to try new science.
Test and adjust.
What does the data say?
Let's compare it to the other data.
Hmm.
Better or worse?
Better?
Well, let's keep doing this because it's clearly better.
Well, I mean, it's just an idea.
Jay Burns says Jeets are now getting their curry.
What?
They're getting their wives to drive their trucks for them.
Passed one in Saskatchewan today.
She looks scared shitless behind the wheel.
Thank Philip.
I made it past here a lot.
Wow, that doesn't surprise me at all.
Cooperate, I don't know.
I don't drive you.
Fuck on, you don't bloody fuck you drive the truck.
Bastard, bitch woman, I kill you.
I kill you.
Trying to drive a fuck.
That's the state of the country, guys.
There's people like that everywhere now.
That used to be a joke.
Could you imagine if that was a real situation?
Yeah, it is in every city in the country now.
Every city in Canada, there's a chance that you're going to get smashed to bits on the road by some fucking moron who has no business operating a lawnmower, much less a vehicle on a major motor highway.
Somebody's doing donuts outside.
I don't know.
Somebody's parking.
Why are you guys banning everybody?
What's going on here?
Oh, why did I just click?
I don't want to click anything.
Cosmo says hi.
Hello.
What did he say earlier?
Tee hee.
I see.
Interesting.
Is this one of these?
Yeah, I don't know who this is.
This could also be one of those scammers again.
It's possible.
He's already been banned, so I see.
What's happening here?
Let's investigate.
Zero sorry.
Oh, it was an Indian.
It was a jeet.
Oh, it was a jeet stealing.
Amazing.
Excellent.
So.
Wow.
What a maniac.
Good times.
I hope you didn't try to steal.
I hope you didn't steal that money.
I hope it was real.
And you just gave it to me for no reason because you're dumb.
Bad grandpa says, I have to go.
It's burnout time.
Is that you?
Is that you outside?
Is that what's happening?
Webo Ludwig.
Imagine if that was actually the real Webo Ludwig this whole time.
That would be fucking crazy.
I have no idea who these people are.
Most of these people, I have no idea who they are.
I've never met any of them.
I don't know who they are at all, except for some.
A minority amount, like 20%.
The rest.
Well, you said that this person said, I'm reading words that appear on a screen in different colors is what I'm doing.
You retard.
You don't fucking work at Cesis.
You LARP as someone who does.
You sit in the building and waste everyone's time and fart into an old chair.
I just think.
And I know you don't think.
And I don't want to hear about your feelings either.
There's more going on here.
No, there isn't.
You're a fucking idiot.
They don't make people as dumb as you anymore.
Like, unbelievable.
Hey, why don't you go get charged for driving without a license and then go to Zoom court in your car driving around without a license?
You're that dumb.
That's how dumb you are.
No, will you show you?
Oh, will you?
Are you going to show me just like you did last time?
Well, that worked out real fucking well, didn't it?
Big brains, big brains in there.
Who's wearing the egg now?
Not fucking me.
Hey, Kate.ca.
Who said that?
What's that about?
I don't know.
Most retarded government in the history of people?
The most, the dumbest, most absolutely inept, malevolent, cancerous tumor of a group of people posing as an authority ever in history.
It's them right now, today, these people.
Number one, undisputed.
How does that feel?
What is that like to be legit, like historically retarded?
You went down, you're going to go down in history as like, wow, this is as far as it had to sink.
You were the high watermark for retardation in government.
This is when everyone realized, wow, holy shit, that's dumb.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
I want to peel back my own fingernails.
That's so dumb.
I want to take a roofing gun and shoot nails into my eyes.
I want to eat glass.
That's how dumb this is.
My fucking God.
And you remember how I said, listen, all the money and time they're spending on it, this isn't a small job.
This is dozens of agents.
This is multiple police agencies.
This is multi-million dollar shit.
This is $20 million.
A whole task force?
That's a whole task force of police not looking for actual criminals and actual terrorists.
And I said, you watch?
They're fucking not even watching the, nobody, literally nobody's on the gate right now.
Anybody could just be coming in here doing whatever.
Oh, look at all these fucking gangsters.
Would you look at that?
Look how fucking high the crime is all of a sudden.
Oh, geez.
Maybe you've been focused on the wrong things for the last 50 years.
Okay.
How's Robert Picton doing, by the way?
Oh, I heard he's dying.
That's convenient, isn't it?
Was he writing a book in jail?
That's what I heard.
Who knows?
Who knows if he was?
Who knows if he wasn't?
What I do know is that it's very unlikely that old Willie Picton killed 500 fucking people by himself.
And his house was called Piggy Palace because that's how often the police were there.
Interesting.
Oh.
The world we are in is so utterly fucked up.
You almost have to admire it because this took effort.
It did, though, didn't it?
Because none of this is our natural instinct.
None of this is normal.
This took decades and decades of social engineering and brainwashing and subversion and hypnosis and subliminal messaging through advertising.
I mean, compared to where we were 50 years ago, the average person, the strength and the spirit and the motivation and the mindset of the average person compared to today, holy fuck, dude.
I feel like we could be a showcase in an intergalactic competition run by different groups of malevolent aliens.
And they're like, look how much we fucked this civilization up.
And everyone, they would present, you know, Earth and they'd be like, oh, my God.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Last time you saw it, it was the fucking Greek Empire.
Now look at it.
Oh, I know.
Why do you keep doing this?
Why does it keep falling to ruin?
Why?
And notice this about history, guys.
It's weird, spooky things that don't.
There's definitely a correlation.
It's not clear exactly what it is.
It's deeper than that.
It's on like a very subterranean level.
You need to do like deep surgery to find the root of this.
It's like going all the way to the spine to the brainstem or something.
Whatever the reason is, it's very deep in there.
And it's an alarm bell that you're in for a fucking ride now.
And that thing is when stuff like really weird, bizarre sexual fetishes, rampant homophobia or homophobia, gayness, you know, pederasty, child abuse, child prostitute, like just all the degenerate, evil, crazy shit.
When that starts to get really out of control, everything explodes.
Every time.
Roman Empire, Greek Empire, Weimar Germany.
There's a whole bunch of examples of like right before everything gets totally insane is when it's just basically it's just gay sex everywhere all gay sex and violence everywhere all the time like huh that's a weird yeah for some reason whenever that starts to become normal everything fucking goes to hell in a fast way after that there's a woman i think she's an anthropologist i've just shot in the dark i don't remember i'm not a fucking academic i don't study any of these people camille paglia i think is her name p-a-g-l-i-a
and she had a presentation i watched once and she was remarking on the sculptures now this is this took place over hundreds of thousands how long would this have been a few hundred years like the decline of these empires the roman empire and the greek empire specifically she was talking about in this uh comparison and she said over the course of a few hundred years and and because of the the same thing's been done to us now but it took way less time because they have so much more access to your spirit than they would
have back then back then do you imagine how slow it would have been to change someone's spirit and mind and i mean they're very much a person of their own the only influence on their mind is largely theirs and whoever they immediately interact with there's no fucking tv there's no phone there's no newspaper you know what i mean they're going to develop a very strong sense of themselves regardless so that's this would take but over the course of hundreds of years because of decadence and convenience and just the general softening and the laziness and
of the roman empire and the greek empire they they would have sculptures and paintings and artwork and stuff of their uh you know their emperors their heroes their warriors their you know council it famous people the same they had celebrities back then just the same way we do today we just don't build giant marble statues of them because we've got all this other shit like we don't they had nothing else to do and they're like dude that guy ruled and he's been dead for 10 years like he didn't he rule and for 10 years everyone's like i wish we had more of him he ruled so much it's all anyone talked about for
10 years like let's just build a giant like what else you got to do it's not a lot going on it's you know it's like 600 a d or something right but over the course of time these sculptures went from like very masculine and heroic and and positive and inspiring and them and they were very strong and powerful looking and they were all very um proud looking and you know inspiring you know something that
young boys and girl that people can look up to and go wow that was that was one of ours like yeah he lived here he ruled and then you got all these little guys like he ruled yeah he lived over there in that house whoa do you think he would have liked me he would have loved you he would have loved you he would have killed everybody for you that because that's how awesome he was that's why there's a statue of him he doesn't even know any of you guys and he would have fucking if anybody ever tried to fuck with you he
would tear their eyes out and then he would give you pancakes all day and all these kids would be like yeah you know so that's that's the spirit and the energy behind why build these works of art why but why have that shit that's why man it gives people something to think about and talk about and really think about not just no i'm just gonna scroll i'm just gonna scroll but that's all we're doing so we're just getting rapid fire shit like this so they went from these these kinds of you know figures and art and
over time turned into what did she say these noodly armed effeminate fucking like fat even some of them were kind of porkly like compared to the old day everybody's fucking ripped now they're like it's just more modern and believable this is this is this is more body positive oh and then the empire burned into shreds and just was destroyed by barbarians huh oh yeah i
forgot to mention guys uh that that whole thing also destroyed by barbarians at the same time so i don't know if you've seen outside but there seems to be a lot of angry you know killy stabby people out there so i mean we're still we're on track everything's coming along so let's say what it took them 300 years or 400 years whatever it was it took us like 25 years what when i was a kid we didn't we didn't have movies or we didn't have statues we didn't have like town legends and
a lot like we didn't have that kind of the world's too big now it's not like the you know back in the day these these emp like this like the greek empire or something like that macedonia or sparta or it's very small communities you know most people lived and died within 20 kilometers of where they were born and that would be it but we have like the mass media and stuff and and boys and kids they you know they generate what do we we had rambo you know we had terminator we had all this stuff we had hulk hogan you know we had stone
cold steve austin we had you know there was that's all gone for the most part every i mean the change has been insane the culture of the media and and what is normal and it's like wow it did you did this at like zero to a thousand miles An hour compared to how long it used to take.
That's incredible.
It's like these cycles of destruction just keep getting faster and faster and faster.
It's like we're accelerating.
Or we're swirling down the toilet bowl and getting closer and closer to the event horizon.
Oh, Philip!
Why didn't you tell me?
We're at the event horizon of a toilet bowl?
Oh, man.
I thought we were going to go somewhere cool, you know?
I thought we were in a universe that was going to...
Just a cruel joke to you?
Do you just feed on our suffering, Phil?
Is this what propels you?
This is what you get out of bed for, you bastard.
What?
You know.
But we did go from the ideal, typical, you know, boys will be boys, the masculine figures have significantly been reduced to a tiny number, and of that number are very much, you shut the fuck up if you want to keep a job, all right?
Big fella.
Isn't it, though?
Where'd all the Clint Eastwoods go?
You know what I mean?
Where'd all that go?
Those kinds of attitudes.
Is that what young kids would watch and boys and other men would watch and be influenced by these attitudes and these ideas and talk about them and go, yeah, and maybe unconsciously or consciously, around the same time, be confronted with it and be like, I want to be more like that.
That's not a thing.
How many fucking men out there back in 1987 or eight, whatever it was, Rambo two or three comes out, and Stallone's just prepot.
There it is again.
He's outrageously ripped at the time.
He's juiced to the gills, obviously, but at the time, this is like, whoa, what the fuck?
You know?
I guarantee a pile of men are like, I'm fucking going to the gym tomorrow, though.
Of course they did.
Is this a bad thing?
He motivated and got a bunch of men excited to be like, I could be strong too.
And they start taking their health more seriously and try.
Oh, fucking fuck him.
What an asshole.
No, we know what we need now.
More fucking gay.
More gay in the movies.
Everything's not gay enough.
More gay.
Put more women in it and make it gay.
That is the most fucking, man.
South Park is just dialed in a lot of the time.
Not all the time.
I would, you know who I always, I've been thinking about this.
Somebody asked me this the other day.
Like, if you could talk to anyone, you know, dead or alive, and this was, there's dead people I would talk to, of course.
Let's not go there.
All right, what dead guy would you want to talk to?
Oh, the only dead guy.
I would pack his thing.
Fuck.
Thank you.
And so on.
I'd love to get those two guys, the South Park guys, in a room where they have to tell you the truth.
And you'd be like, what do you know about this?
Or what do you think about that?
Or what do you?
You know what I mean?
Like, they're just so dialed in and on point with so many things that are so like subtle.
Like they're just their comedy is so fucking good.
It's so smart that it's like you have to know more than you're being silly, aren't you?
I think you're being a silly boy.
I think one of them's Jewish, too.
I can't remember which one.
They're insanely talented, though.
They had a Broadway show I didn't watch, but I understand it did very well.
So I'm going to go Mormons.
I think one of them was a Mormon, maybe.
It's a pretty crazy lifestyle, you know?
Like, that's crazy.
Like, the things we think are extreme, you know, like, oh, you're a batch of extremists.
And you're like, dude, you understand there's people living down the street.
They think it's still 1800, right?
Have you seen, like, these Amish villages and stuff?
Like, they're real.
They don't have electricity.
They're just like fucking kicking it old school, literally.
They have cars and shit, but they're like, we don't want or need most of your shit.
We're just going to.
And some of them don't.
Some of them have horses and wagons and stuff.
But they don't consider them a threat.
See, that's the problem.
It's not that they're different.
It's that they're different in a way that they can stay far away and not going to bother them.
That's the secret.
Everyone's like, why do the Abish get left alone?
Because they're not after anybody's money.
So they don't care.
They don't care.
But if they find themselves in a position where they have money, i.e.
the land they're on or something, they're going to lose that stuff.
But maybe not, actually.
Because every once in a while, you know, things can surprise you.
Things aren't always what they seem after all.
We're back.
*Drums*
A simple farming village.
Jeopardy!
Get the wagon!
Put the hay in the wagon, Jeopardy!
Let's go!
was about to find out.
It was the target of a United States military operation.
I don't know what the fuck we're doing this for, boys.
Nixon was in the office, a bunch of these fucking Jews went in there, I don't know.
All I know is, we're taking out the Amish, alright?
Let's go!
Operation Beard Haircut is a go!
You know, I don't know how I feel about this, you know?
I don't wanna...
You got a problem, Sergeant?
Like you said, like, maybe they'll fight back, you know?
All they're Amish, what do you know?
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Jacob!
Get this 40mm grenade launcher from underneath the shed!
Now I'm going to go biblical on you, Babylon!
Let's become friends!
I never even wanted to be here, man!
I...
I just think I'm a cool guy!
*Squeak* Listen, I can tell that you lived, therefore I respect you.
Let's be friends and have an epic handshake!
Oh, alright, let's do that!
Giant biceps!
And they fight the government together and win!
Gene Hackman dies in a helicopter!
Ah, goddamn it, no!
Amish Uprising The most retarded movie of the year, but would probably be better than most of the shit they have right now.
I would watch it.
They could.
What if the Amish are heavily armed?
Listen, they may be biblical, but they're not stupid.
I wouldn't at all be surprised.
Could you fucking imagine?
They're like, all right, let's roll it.
We're going to take their farmland and we're going to fucking all the, they, they, they, There's bunkers and fortifications everywhere.
They've all got fucking machine guns.
Like, oh, fuck.
Okay.
Never mind.
I didn't know it was like that.
And they're like, we're humble folk.
We didn't want to muscle in around anybody.
We don't need to be proud.
Take our shirts off.
Show everybody how big our muscles are.
Is that right, Brother Arnold?
Yes, that is the optimal idea.
You want to be humble and also lift a lot of weight.
Jabadiah!
Yes, father!
Bring me the trend balloon!
Arnold never did drugs.
There's no way.
He was too small.
Oh, what are we doing?
What's happening?
Have I ruined my show yet?
That was pretty stupid, right?
A lot of this is pretty dumb.
NNR, what's up?
Sorry, he says, contact me at PM.
I think I might know how to stop the camera capture card audio from hijacking.
Is that what's going on?
I have no idea what's going on.
Might be an easy fix.
Interesting.
Okay, send me a message.
I might get back to you.
See what I saw.
He says, I think the most insidious evil is the war between degenerates and those who generate life.
Yeah, it's really messed up.
That is really kind of what it comes down to, isn't it?
I was just saying it the other day.
Like the other side hates babies.
Like the most extreme enemies we have on the other side of the fence, like their prime, like their big, big, they hate babies.
And then down to like the top third of them.
And then once you get out of the I fucking hate babies crowd, you get down into the people that don't like kids and like scowl at them and call them things like crotch goblins and like, ah, he's fucking kids.
And you're like, what is wrong with you?
And then it just, and then it comes down to like a disdain or like kind of a, I wouldn't have kids.
You know, that's how it starts.
And it just progresses into eventually you hate life because that's what children are.
It's expanding, growing life, continuing on.
Because if there's more kids, it's not over.
Right?
They're anti-human in their soul.
They're fucked up.
They're not okay.
You know?
There's something really wrong with these people.
You know, there's no sane reason to be in a negative mood because children and healthy babies and things like that exist or are near you or something.
Sometimes they cry on planes and shit, and you're like, yeah, it's not, it's not pleasant to listen to, but it's like, we were all babies.
A lot of us have had, I mean, it's part, it's.
What are you going to do?
Are you going to yell at the baby?
It's a baby.
Shut up, baby.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, that's going to work, right?
What are you going to do?
How about you grow up?
How about you grow up and stop letting a crying baby ruin your day, you little bitch?
Are you that?
Are you serious?
I fucking hate people.
Well, you're a communist and you're a homosexual.
So probably, yeah.
It's not that homosexuals are communists.
It's that all communists are homosexuals.
You see?
Not all homosexuals are communists, but all communists are homosexuals.
That is a fact.
Oh, no, they all are.
They all are.
Whether they'll tell you or not, I mean, just watch them.
You'll catch them sooner or later doing something gay.
I don't mean, like, wearing yellow socks, gay.
I mean, like, oh, that's a man.
He's...
Two of them at once.
Yeah, that's pretty gay.
That's pretty gay.
Just watch them.
You'll see it.
I was thinking of a couple of examples.
I'm like, I'm not even going to give them the oxygen.
Conning Drauger says, that's weird.
I was thinking of Paglia today while listening to Devin and Markolette.
Interesting.
Go on.
The hive mind is active.
We must be in the same cell.
In the hive mind, all of us are in adjoining cells, and it's like our sector must be processing this information.
We're a giant.
I'm starting to think we're a giant supercomputer.
We're all thinking the same things around the same times and coming to the same.
It's like powering up or something.
Which our enemies have noticed, by the way, and it's freaking them out.
So I say we run with it and pretend we're doing it on purpose and we know how to control it.
And we're intentionally like fucking Professor Xavier-ing this into existence.
I remember that shit.
Do they have the fucking is this it?
This is what we're doing.
Previously, no, not that.
Fucking you.
I don't want it.
I just want the song.
This must be it.
It's the fucking Dag men instead of the X-Men.
It's just an international coalition of racist bigot Nazis.
Tell me it's not happening.
Oh, it's not happening?
It fucking looks like it's happening to me!
You look outside?
It's fucking everywhere.
It's everywhere.
It's everywhere.
It's all over the place.
It's everywhere.
Everywhere, sir?
EVERYWHERE!
Yeah!
you you And they're real big mad about it.
Some people are.
Most people aren't.
Most people are having a good time with it and getting the kick out of it.
And then there's, you know, dumpster islands, like 20 people.
And they're all so shitty.
They're all like, they're worthy of their own baseball cards with the highlights of like, who is this again?
And you're like, oh my God, right.
Oof.
Fuck.
so It's like the, like, you remember Space Jam?
When the enemy alien team, they're just these gross fucking bad.
It's like that.
They're just this disgusting...
Ugh!
Ugh!
Thank you.
I'm not kidding at all.
I'm not exaggerating.
Literal prostitutes, thieves, mental patients, drug addicts, rapists, fraudsters, criminals.
And it's like...
And their favorite thing to do is call me a...
He snitches.
He's a snitch to the feds.
I'm like, nothing we're doing is illegal.
What are you doing?
What are you so worried about?
Are you a crit?
Why are you committing crimes?
You're not supposed to do that.
Like, just casually, like, slinging heroin.
Like, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm a freedoming man.
I'm the good guy.
No, you're not.
No, you're participating in a solicited trade of like ruin and death.
They're giving it oxygen and life and benefiting from it.
Wonderful.
Cool.
Nice.
Yeah, we're tricking people into being healthy and sticking up for themselves.
And, you know, it's really, oh, no.
How dare they morale boost and stuff?
they're going to I'm going to get you.
They're going to make you...
Fucking free it.
Like, you know?
I've been doing this like every fucking other day for five straight years.
It's all just part of the plan.
There's some crazy fucks out there.
I've been reminded by documentary, man, Queen Ramona is still in Saskatchewan, by the way.
And I heard, allegedly, she's gotten even crazier, if that's possible.
I need an update.
Is anyone in Saskatchewan?
Hello!
Some of the fellas are looking for you.
What are you doing?
Come find your friends.
You loser?
I know you're out there.
What are you doing?
Find us, you jerks.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
From Northern Ireland, somebody's over on Twitch.
Wow.
That's crazy.
How's it going over there?
What's the city?
That's one of the first ones.
Ireland seems like that could be the one to pop first and get serious, you know?
They have a recent history of going all the way.
Not ancient history, not like in my grandfather's day.
I mean, like, those guys are still alive and not that old.
They're like 50. And they're like, fucking, I'll blow some shit up again, I swear to God, you know?
I don't know.
Oh, no, you just wiped out the entire spirit of resistance that all of, like, nearly half of Ireland fought.
I mean, and now you've united all of them.
Like, they don't mind fighting.
They're very clear, but that's one of the things about the Irish.
Whatever side they were on, they're here for it.
You know what I mean?
They're a gutsy, ferocious, like, they'll fight.
If they say they're going to fight you, they will.
They show up.
That's why I love.
And Braveheart, I love this movie too.
I should watch that again.
It's been so long.
The crazy Irish dude shows up, and he's like, it's my island.
And they're like, okay, crazy man.
And he's like, God told me to find you.
Or something like that.
He's like, okay.
And then he's like, they're going to go fight one day against the English.
They've got all these mercenaries to fight for them.
They run at each other in the middle, and it's his Irish buddies.
And they're like, oh, hey, fuck them.
They're all buddies again.
They're like, ah, fuck those faggots.
And then they just join the Scottish.
The English are like, you fucking dicks!
You know?
Oh, that's funny.
Good old Ireland.
So, I mean, you know, there's a spirit of angry, you know, it's in the blood, isn't it?
And they're just dumping millions of people in there, full speed.
Like, it's like they're asking for it.
Police are trampling the city, and entire towns are like, no migrants, please.
And like, fuck you, old woman, bang.
Oh, hey, guys, you know what we should do?
We should beat the shit out of the old grandmothers of the IRA in front of them.
That's a fucking amazing idea.
Do you think that'll...
Will that turn into anything?
Or?
What do you think?
Where's the good one?
Too slow.
I don't like that one.
They literally have folk music?
See how badass is that?
They wrote the music of a fucking pussy.
when our leaders of 16 were executed.
Like, under, like, Conor McGregor There's more of the average guy in Ireland than I think most people want to believe.
Come on, show you white, throw you one man, sit down and ponder.
Seller, howdy, I'll rain, major, hot, like hell away.
From the green and lovely, like some hairless shambles.
It's a great song.
There's a lot of great verses of that song.
They have folk music about fighting the state.
And they did, like with bombs and guns and all.
It's intense, you know?
It's crazy.
And well, which one?
Oh, it was just the British Empire.
The Empire of the day.
That would be like fighting the United States today.
Understand that?
That's like they weren't, oh, they're fighting the English.
I mean, way back, you know, they were basically fighting the United States.
That's how powerful the English were at the time.
And that's why Ireland is Ireland and the whole thing isn't the United Kingdom.
That's why there's Northern Ireland.
I don't know if people know that.
This was just up until the mess was going on in the 90s, dude.
When did it all kind of shut her down?
It was like the early 2000s or what?
I know guys that served there in the whatever it was called.
The British side.
The jerk side.
Because I mean, whatever you feel about it, I'm just pointing out a fact.
Without that resistance, that would all be that's the United Kingdom now.
They would be living under the dominion of the English.
It wouldn't have been for some time.
Since like World War pre-World War I, probably.
Like, is that better or not?
It's up to you to decide.
What do you think?
What do you think?
How did it work out for them?
Do they have a good reputation of being treated well by the British?
Not really.
They seem to really not like them, you know, but they didn't get along very well.
Let's put it that way.
Anyway, that wasn't very long ago.
And they're dumping millions of people into that country.
Tensions are high.
Elections are coming.
I don't know.
It looks a lot like starting to look like the old European, you know what I mean?
The feisty kind.
Ooh, this could get interesting kind.
Watching Ireland right now.
Germany's getting interesting as well.
They're arresting people for songs, and they're chasing people around for playing songs, listening to songs, and singing songs.
That song that, okay, it's a different, it's a different, This is a French song.
It's an instrumental, electronic kind of like dance song.
Like something like this.
And then some Germans started singing their own words over that song.
That song video got popular, became viral.
Other German kids started singing the song at nightclubs.
That song video got more viral.
More and more kids started singing Auslander Auss, Auslandera, foreigners out.
And, you know, Germany for the Germans and stuff.
And so the police are like, we're arresting everyone who sees this.
What are you talking about?
What?
Why?
Hey!
A man should be a net police chief.
What you want?
What you want?
What you gonna do?
When Sherry John Brown come for you Honestly, expect me I believe You have 200,000 extra pieces.
I could use them, or perhaps you have a secret army of police you're hiding from me that I don't know, but you want me to chase teenagers, little kids, old ladies just go.
Excuse me, you're singing the forbidden song.
Into jail, straight to jail.
Tens thousands of people.
Hundred thousand, million.
What you got This is why I quit drinking.
Now we enter the dark times.
You chuck it on your mother and you chuck it on your father.
You chuck it on your brother and you chuck it on your sister.
I'm redesigning the costumes to Stasi.
German police took a dark turn.
Woe to thee who play the forbidden music.
Guys, it's not an authoritarian nightmare.
There's just certain songs you can't play or listen to, or you'll go to jail.
That's all.
You know, like Saudi Arabia or North Korea.
You know?
Remember those places that we used to make fun of for doing crazy shit like this?
Well, we do it here now, and you better fucking get okay with it.
Because there are Jewish people, and they are not happy with your behavior, sir.
Did you hear me?
Okay, there are some Jewish people that are not happy with your behavior, sir.
Sir, sir, excuse me.
You had better dial it back right now.
This is very, very problematic for very, very important people that demand your obedience all the time or will destroy you to prove how benevolent we are.
Jewish bigot says, good old Richard and Mortimer.
Final track.
What?
Richard and Mortimer.
Michael says, DTS, Diff to Stalin.
Thank you, sir.
Some fag you know.
Nice, interesting name.
So saying what we're all thinking.
Everyone is retarded in America now, and Darwin awards need to be handed out freely.
Just leave them on the street.
People will pick them up and take them home on their own.
That's the award.
That's how you know.
That's how you know.
If you left a pile of just random little, like, stupid, dinky trophies on the road, not like so cheap that they're garbage, but cheap enough that they're not, but it's enough that somebody might.
And everyone that steals one or takes one and takes it home, that's one of those people that shouldn't vote.
Ever.
Like, you stole basically garbage.
And you think this is a get.
Like, there was just...
Why would you even do that?
Oh, God, there's a war.
You stole this off a pallet in the street.
It was a trap.
You're a moron.
You're being castrated, and you're never allowed to vote.
There's a tracking device in it, retard.
The FBI followed you home.
Yeah, we've kind of redesigned their purpose.
They're doing different work now.
They're doing the Federal Bureau of Invasions into your house.
America has the highest amount of people in prison per capita than any country on earth.
Land of the free, huh?
I don't know.
Seems a little crazy.
Seems like you're not really that free.
People seem to be getting killed a lot.
It seems to be pretty narrow track of what you're allowed to do there.
Or you get annihilated.
You either get put in jail or killed.
So, I don't know.
Land of the Ruthless is more appropriate.
That would work.
That's for sure true.
Jewish Biggest is glad I caught Gingler in the last stream.
Probably one of my favorite impressions.
Gingler.
Ha, Ginjla.
Still watch that video of you giving a speech after Greg sang the Trudeau song.
Were you there?
Is Gingler going in your act as well?
Maybe, if I can think.
I don't know why that one is, but it's just, as the kids say, it's extra.
And I get like a headache.
I almost pass out.
I literally start to go blind from screaming.
to do a real Hitler impression to full power for 15 minutes straight without a...
You would need supernatural power to do that and not pass out.
...
Jeez.
Yeah, maybe.
Gingler.
I have to have a good, I don't know.
It has to percolate and formulate on its own.
On the spot doesn't work.
If somebody's like, do this, it's like, it's hard sometimes.
It has to just appear from the void on its own.
And then it works, but otherwise it's like...
It's...
I don't control it.
You have to ask him, not me.
If you want something to happen, you tell him.
I'm not responsible for any of this.
All right.
Did we even look at entropy?
Oh, no.
Yeah, we have.
What am I talking about?
Webo says $3 nonsense coming up.
It's no longer the GTA.
It's the Jeet T-A.
Yeah, that's...
Okay.
It's no longer GTA.
It's Jeet TA.
Say it.
Say it.
I did.
I said it the first time.
You think I wouldn't?
Is there anything I wouldn't say?
I mean, I don't go out of my way to say certain things, but there's nothing I won't say.
I don't believe in that.
I don't believe that you should be, there's certain things you just don't say ever.
You just cannot do it.
That's a limitation on your freedom of speech and expression.
So that's like, it's there.
There are limits to the things you're allowed to say and think.
Well, that's the beginning of a slippery slope, isn't it?
If there's one or two words you can't say, maybe there's four or five words you can't say.
Maybe there's 10. Maybe there's 50. Maybe there's certain ideas you can't have now.
Maybe there's certain feelings you can't have now.
You see where this goes?
Just on principle, I don't like it.
That doesn't mean go around just saying awful shit all the time for the sake of itself to offend people.
That's just low class and stupid.
But at the same time, it's like you can't hold back.
You have to have a standard, you know?
You can't cock and be like, listen, it's a word.
They're words.
All right.
You can go if you want, but you don't have to like it, but it's like, that's just what he said.
It's a fucking noise he made with his face.
It's a noise she made with her face.
I'm not saying it's good.
I'm saying your level of what you think is bad is real fucked up because you're Getting all big mad about a noise someone made with their face at the same time.
You're supporting like mass genocide.
And like, what are you doing?
You don't know what's right or wrong.
You're all discombobulated, sir.
So relax.
Like, is it offensive?
Yeah, but it's like way down, like on the real scale of what's bad.
It's barely even on, it's not, it's a minor, it's not even a parking ticket.
It's like someone spitting on the grass while they're walking, and you're like, that's it.
That's a, that's it.
Sticks and stones will break your bones until it's 2024 and will put you in jail for it.
Oh, things have changed.
And it's also convenient to certain folks, isn't it?
When you have cultivated or manipulated or evolved.
Well, that's a cute word.
I like to use mutated.
We've evolved.
We've evolved from this.
We've evolved from that.
Evolve has a positive connotation.
Like evolution is always good.
Like if it's evolved into, like, you couldn't change into something.
Like, changing into something else is always good.
You could never change into something worse or bad.
So you have your society, your culture, whatever it is, and then it changes to something else.
Changes to something else, changes to something else.
Are they good?
Are they bad?
Well, they're different.
You decide what you think about it.
It depends on what's important to you.
Depends on what you value.
Depends on what you think is, you know, life-affirming and worth chasing.
Like, all these things are going to have a huge impact on what you think is important and not important.
And we have a whole run of the world.
The things that are important are not important at all.
They're running around chasing fucking money and nonsense and machines for the sake of itself.
The amount of shit we could be doing.
We went crazy after the First World War.
During the First World War, we started going insane.
We kept going more and more insane, and we haven't stopped going insane since.
We have an infection.
We're very sick with something.
We should be.
The amount of time and speed that we've been advancing, despite, despite the wars, the mass migrations, the fucking, all of the problem, even despite all that, we're still trying to, it's like we're crawling ahead, but we're going slower.
We're slowing down because there's so much shit and people and nonsense on our back.
Thank you.
This is certainly better for a lot of people, isn't it?
It's just not better for us, the people responsible for it.
We are literally trading our quality of life for theirs for no reason.
Our standard and quality of living that our ancestors fought brutally hard to protect, maintain, build, and give to us, we are taking, giving away to other people so that we can be poor and destitute and they can have everything that our families work to give us.
Does that make any sense to anyone?
Does that seem like a wise decision?
And if so, why do you hate children so much?
Why do you think it's a good idea to disempower and disenfranchise the children of your own nation so Indians can feel appreciated?
So we can have more Congolese restaurants.
So we can have some more Somalians on the street corners.
Is that really a good idea?
And if so, can you explain why?
Can you, for once, can any of you explain to me how this is good for us?
Sorry if this sounds selfish, but as a man who intends to survive and do well in the future, as we tend to do, I am not going to just simply sit by and do nothing about this and just watch this happen and say, oh, well, I guess we'll just be slaves then.
That's ridiculous.
I fought in a war for this country.
You're not just going to give it away without our consent and everyone's going to go, oh, well.
And then the people that say, excuse me, sir, hold on a second.
You say, send in the horses.
Let's put them all in jail.
Let's take their bank accounts away.
Let's take their passports away.
Let's ruin their lives.
attack their families.
I wonder how long this can go on.
And we're the bad people, what, for noticing?
So you want the alternative.
So you're mad at me for noticing and alerting other people, and you would prefer that no one notice and the rampage continues unopposed.
Because it is happening.
They're not even denying that it's happening.
They're just arguing that our destruction and replacement is a good thing.
There's no disagreement over whether it's happening.
They're just saying, oh, well, it's good.
We deserve it.
That's good.
We need to be...
We got to...
Listen, if you guys want to kill yourselves, you go ahead.
All we're asking is that you fucking leave us out of it.
And you just can't seem to, you want to attack us for not wanting to be destroyed.
Listen, we're not, there was no agreement on this.
I didn't put my hand up and say, hey, you know what we need downtown?
All of Somalia, all of Somalia should live here, where I live, where My kids live.
All of them should come right now.
Hey, all of India should come here today.
We should have that happen and deal with all of the problems and the money and the crime.
Yeah, let's just have that happen.
Oh, no one asked.
I just want it to happen for some reason.
No one asked.
It just seemed like a good idea ever since the end of the wars and everything decided to be mass migration all the time and international citizens and maximum expansion of money operations or anything like that.
We're all on the right side.
Everything makes sense.
Everybody's a good guy.
Nothing to see here.
Move along, please.
Move along, please.
Busy erasing the human spirit and reducing it to ashes so I can make the most money.
Move along.
Don't look over here.
That's bigotry.
That's anti-Semitism.
How dare you?
Move along, please.
It's.
I gotta say it.
It's preposterous!
Our so-called leaders, our trusted champions that look out for us, that set policy that's good for us,
have brought us to a place where we work harder and longer than ever for less than ever, and they are richer than they have ever been in history.
I say, fuck authority.
The size of the majority.
Raised by the system.
Now there's nothing right against them.
We're sick of the treason.
Sick of your lies.
Fuck, no, we won't listen.
Something to think about at night, isn't it?
We're open your eyes.
First reason, domination.
Feel the rage of a new generation.
We're in a man.
We're dying.
And we're never gonna stop.
Stop trying.
You know the time is right to die.
You gotta do the pixel.
You can't shut it off before the pixel line.
What are you, crazy?
What are you, out of your mind?
You fucking lost your marbles.
What are you, cracked?
What are you, cracked your nut?
What are you off your rocker?
What are you got, stupid?
What are you, retarded?
I think the cheese slid off the cracker.
How many expressions do we have for what the fuck is wrong with you that isn't just saying what the fuck is wrong with you?
That's why I swear.
Everyone's like, why are you such a potty?
Because I'm saving time.
I don't need to remember 17 phrases to be polite when I can just say, the fuck is wrong with you?
I don't need to remember 17 phrases.
Oh, a couple cans short of a six-pack.
I think, oh, good one.
Oh, a couple cans.
It's supposed to be six.
Yeah, stupid, I get it.
Why?
Why are you being cute?
Don't be cute.
Who has time for this?
There's communists everywhere.
I don't want to see cute.
I want to see puss-ups.
Go!
Oh.
Jenstein says, for when you can work in your Biden imprint.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know what to talk about.
I mean, I'm sure there's...
I know there's something about Biden there.
There always is.
And it doesn't fail.
There's something about Trump in there, too, which is really hilarious.
He went into the libertarian convention and just demanded they elect him.
Listen to me.
You're all retarded.
You're all a bunch of fucking losers.
You know that.
You know this.
3% every year.
Don't you like to lose?
Who likes to lose?
You like to lose.
Apparently, I like a lot of losing.
Stop being gay faggots and vote for me.
Nominate me to be your supreme leader.
That's crazy.
They're all booing.
I'm like, boo.
I'm paraphrasing, but essentially that's what he said.
He's up there smiling.
They're all booing at him.
He's like, you stupid.
Strolls into the libertarian.
Dominate me, you fucking morons!
*laughs*
He's too funny.
He has to be president.
Come on.
Elon was on to something when he said the most entertaining outcome is always the most likely.
I'm like, that's starting to seem interesting.
That may have a subconscious attachment to the whole string theory, you know, quantum fucking field nonsense that people talk about.
That if it is the most exciting outcome, that's what a lot of people are thinking about and hoping about and going, oh, wouldn't that be crazy?
They're putting their psychic energy into this.
And is that tilting the slot, you know, tilting the teeter-totter a little bit and making it, the odds are going up now the more people?
I don't know.
Something could come to pass.
I think there's something weird about this mass psychology stuff.
I'm telling you.
I'm going to get assassinated for this.
It's not me.
It's the him.
It's all him.
I don't know anything.
I never did.
I went to Picto Academy on purpose.
On purpose.
I didn't have to go there.
I don't know anything.
I don't want to know anything.
If I wanted to know things, I would have went to a real school.
All right.
All right.
I fucking people think they don't know.
Like, oh, he'll get over it.
No, bitch.
I carry a grudge like a trophy.
Like an enemy skull.
I'm still taking shots at my high school 20 years later.
Yeah, you like that?
Yeah, I didn't forget.
I don't forget anything.
Nobody's safe.
Oh, shit.
Bad cut.
content's really coming downhill.
What's he doing now?
He's threatening his old high school, I think.
I don't know what that means.
Swiss Dangles is Saskatchewan.
There's one right there.
There you go.
Sean.
There you go.
Saskatchewan Dag reporting for duty.
I haven't heard about Queen Ramona.
It's Richmond Hill or Redmond.
Richmond, Redmond, something like this.
She's in the vicinity.
That's the only clue I have.
SignQuest Engage.
Do you accept?
Can you imagine?
Dispatch, find Ramona.
We're sending scout teams.
Send me the video.
I want to see where she is.
I want to see what's going on.
We need an intelligence field report update.
Phillip, we do not have an up-to-date status report on one queen, Ramona Dildo.
We're sending troops into the field now.
We only had one clue before the POW expired, said something like Richmond or Redmond or I don't know, something with a red, I don't know, R, a big R. Saskatchewan's, there's not that many towns.
Figure out.
Somebody probably knows.
That's sad, man.
Like, that's a level of delusion that's dangerous.
It's been years of this now.
Imagine.
Imagine being in the Ramona de Dulo cult for four years, traveling around in a broken down old Winnebago, camping out in abandoned buildings and pretending you're the ruler of the world.
That's fucking mental.
And that's what they're doing.
You want to talk?
That's dangerous because those people have not living in reality at all.
You don't know what they're going to do.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm just saying they're legitimately insane.
Is that a public safety hazard?
I don't know.
What do you do if they decide they're going to camp out somewhere that's not abandoned?
What happens then?
What if God tells them to do it?
Right?
Because she's already been told by President Trump to do this and do that.
Maybe God's going to tell her next.
And then, I mean, they're going to have to.
They have to take hostages.
It's part of the plan.
We're going to see them on a TV station someday with somebody reading a script.
The queen has ordered everyone surrender.
Read it like the group of people told you to read it.
I'm trying.
Oh, my God.
Don't kill me.
Oh my god!
*BEEP*
Why do I feel like that's going to be CBC someday?
Why do I feel like you're going to turn?
You're like, dude, turn on CBC right now.
There's fucking Ian Hanoman saying at Shotgun Shell Point, fucking Queen Ramota with some ceremonial blade.
It looks like she got it on Amazon.
She's wearing a cape.
Some weird goblin figure behind her.
It looks half scared, but half aroused.
Try to read it.
Like, wow, I'm fucking not surprised, though.
I'd be excited at first, go, holy shit.
Well, yeah, that figures.
I mean, that's not.
Be honest, if you saw that tomorrow, would you be surprised?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
If you turned on CBC tomorrow and at 4.27 p.m., the broadcast live interrupted, and there's a hostage taking, and Queen Ramona Dodulo, and it's like a shitty salt.
It's like a, probably doesn't even work, real shotgun.
It might not even be real.
You know what I mean?
The whole thing's just like, oh, God.
Like, would you be surprised?
Would you be like, I can't believe she did that?
Or would you be like, that figures, you know, that's who I'd expect to do something like that?
Oh.
Oh.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh.
Oh, goodness gracious.
Excuse me.
Codfish killer.
Thank you very much, sir.
He says they really should have rolled out the digital currency before the debanking.
Everybody's on to that plan, so expect problems when that gets rolled out.
Floppa, thank you very much, sir.
I still got to do Biden, I know.
Bullock says, expecting Trump to change things is the same as hoping PP will.
I don't think Trump's going to do much.
I think Trump's going to be too.
I don't know if he's.
Well, here's what I do know.
I don't know if he's bad or good, if he's on anybody.
Like, it's so hard to tell a lot of the time.
There's a lot of red flags with him, and there's a lot of worries that would suggest he's not on the level at all.
And that sucks, you know.
But I do know that if he was and he was just 100% exactly as he says he is and everything's good to go and he's really trying, he by himself is not enough.
He is going to have to go fucking nuclear if he wants to get, if he's serious and wants to, and you'll know if he's serious.
If he gets elected, he's serious if he fucking drops the hammer immediately, like day one, within minutes of being sworn in.
He's like, martial law.
Arrest all these people.
Arrest everyone.
Yeah, my turn.
You want to see some criminals?
I'll show you some fucking criminals.
Oh, I got all your dirty secrets.
I wonder, is this what they're doing?
It's not because they hate him so much.
It's that they're so fucking scared that he might do that if he gets in there now that they've pissed him off that they're desperate.
And if they're desperate, I don't see him allowed to be president of the United States.
I feel like before we even get to the point where now he's president, so he can even say a code word, aberration orange revenge.
He doesn't even get to say that.
They'll fucking try to do something.
There will be a massive war, assassination attempts.
There'll be a massive emergency.
They'll shut the power grid down.
I mean, anything's on the table.
just to stop him from maybe, if this is real and they are really this scared of him, yeah.
I mean, let's be honest, they've gone to some pretty extreme lengths for this circus act.
I don't think it's this necessary.
I think it's legitimately a malice.
They really don't like him.
But that doesn't mean, okay, I guess this is the way to think about it because people get confused.
They think it's bad guys and good guys.
It's so much more complicated than that and sophisticated than that.
There's different levels of bad guys and good guys too.
And the ultimate, you know, evil, fucks.
It may not matter to them.
This may not even be their business.
They're like, I don't fucking care who ends up running America.
I'm still big enough to control this whole season.
I don't give a shit.
It doesn't matter to me.
This is between his underlying.
This is like in fighting.
This is like a brother's fighting because they want to inherit the throne later or something.
You know what I'm saying?
This could be two bad factions fighting each other as the final kill.
Like, there can be only one and this is it.
And we're just playing with people, telling them, oh, this is about you.
We've got to save the people.
No, no, no.
It's us versus them because they've fucking went too far.
There's something going on now.
And I mean, that's the best explanation I can think of because everything's chaos.
Nothing makes a lot of sense.
There's conflicting info.
I mean, it's what's going on.
It's war.
It's chaos.
Everybody's lying and pulling shenanigans everywhere.
It's getting real greasy.
So, I mean, I don't, there's no sign it's going to slow down.
So I really think it's going to escalate to violence very soon, this summer potentially.
And he's going to win.
It's so badly.
There's no way they could fake this and anyone would believe it.
You couldn't do it again.
Not like this.
Last time it's like, oh, well, you know, people Biden, everyone hates him.
He's the most hated president in history of America.
He's got like a 7% approval rating.
He's clearly, everyone in the fucking world knows he's out of his mind.
He's pooping his pants.
It's like there's no way he's going to win.
It's not even going to be close.
He had a rally the other day.
I fucking guarantee at every single one of our stops to these shows, I will have more people there than Joe Biden has for his fucking campaign rallies.
I've seen the photos.
There's like 15 people there.
40 people there.
Half a cafe.
You're the president.
And there's like, yeah, there's a few people around.
What?
Oh, folks.
Most popular.
Most votes.
Most votes in history.
More people voted.
Vote for me than anybody ever existed.
More people are a billion folks.
Dead folks.
New folks don't exist yet.
Baby.
Embryos.
We let embryos vote.
They voted for me.
They voted for the Democrats.
They voted for me.
Ghost vote.
All of Gettysburg veterans.
They all voted for me.
Yeah, you had a fucking hundred million votes.
You sure did.
That's preposterous.
I don't know.
I can't stop saying it now.
I'm just going to name the stream this because that's all I said.
What was the stream about?
It was about me saying the word preposterous 900,000 times.
Sorry.
I'm not sorry, but I mean, I'm sorry enough to.
Let's just move on, you know?
Or gets P-word again.
Look, see, I'm self-censoring.
Now it's backfiring.
And I'm over-relying on other words.
I have a vocabulary imbalance.
Something's out of place somewhere.
What is it?
Too much racism?
Not enough?
What is it?
Something is adding up.
Maybe I need to read more Nazi war diaries.
Campi Dredge is going to have to catch you on the replay.
Thanks for all you do, sir.
Thank you, and thank you for all your help so far.
You guys have been amazing.
Keep your heads on Swivels.
It's time for a De Niro appearance.
Yeah, he's been a while.
I can't remember him.
Hand the f ⁇ the face.
Huh?
What?
Me?
Really?
No, that's not it.
I'm going to hurt you.
I don't like him.
I don't like fucking Robert De Niro.
He's such a fucking punk poser.
I saw a picture of him the other day.
He was walking around in six-inch lifts, like full-on hooker boots.
He's like strolling around like he's a big man.
I'm like, you're ridiculous, Robert.
Robert!
What are you, Kiss now?
What are you, Gene Simmons?
Ridiculous.
Because he's like 5'4.
In real life, he's a tiny little man.
So he's like, no, I'm a big boy, and he's got giant fucking fake shoes on.
It's for a movie.
I don't give a fuck what it's for.
There's no way I'm walking around.
Unless I'm making fun of myself or someone else.
And I guarantee you that's not what he's doing.
He's the toughest guy in the world.
He's such a punk.
Oh, he's annoying.
I did a lot of badass shit in movies.
No, I don't.
You're a movie guy.
You played make-believe.
You played make-believe.
There's no stakes in make-believe.
Not really, you know?
Like, you can't actually lose the fight.
It's a script.
Like, it's not re.
Raging Bull wasn't real for you.
That was pretend, okay?
You're not Jake LaMada.
You're not in the CIA.
You've never done anything like that.
Actually, maybe he is in the CIA now.
CIA and Hollywood are pretty.
They're pretty tight, you know?
You never know.
He's sitting at home watching this.
He's like, I'm going to kill this man.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to go to his house.
I'm going to stab him with a knife in his face.
Just once.
Ah, fuck!
Robert!
I'm going to have a scar that goes like this because he's going to have to stab up.
Ah!
But it's going to look good, you know?
Make me look distinguished.
Chicks dig scars.
Other men find you more intimidating because they're like, he's been hurt before and survived.
And you're like, yeah, he might be invincible.
It's such a stupid thing, right?
I always laugh at guys like that.
People that are intimidated by like tattoos and scars.
And it's like, that doesn't necessarily mean anything.
There's a guy.
Oh, I don't know if I should tell the story.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
It's kind of funny.
There's a guy we know.
And he's got bad, like good cauliflower ear, right?
Which a lot of wrestlers, jiu-jitsu guys have and fighters and stuff have.
So a bunch of people thought or think like, oh, he must be fucking, you must be one of.
I just dropped something on his head once.
Right?
It's like, oh, he's got all these scars.
He must be a bad.
No, he was in a drunk driving accident, got thrown through a windshield.
He's retarded.
He's not.
He's a moron.
You know, like, it doesn't mean anything necessarily.
And it's like, how'd you get the scar on your face?
I fought a tiger hand to hand and won.
Oh, well, that's crazy.
Don't fight him.
Don't fight that guy.
That's insane.
You know, that's too.
He's not human.
He's Loki or something.
He's a re-possessed.
He's some kind of demigod.
You know, they appear once in a while and they have spectacular powers that don't make sense and then they die and they go away and they come back again.
Imagine that's real.
I don't know.
Could be.
Could be.
Some people are just a little too good at everything, though, aren't they?
Okay, Swiss Dangles is reporting for duty.
Did it catch everybody?
Don't actually go there and find her.
That was a joke.
Like, that's dangerous, probably.
I don't know.
They might shoot at you.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about them.
I know that they're insane.
Isn't that enough?
Isn't it enough to know you don't approach it?
If you saw a dog in the wild and it was all mangy and fucked up and foaming from the mouth and being like, you're like, oh, puppy.
No, you don't, just stay away from that.
Oh, you don't know he's going to bite me.
Well, I know he's out of his mind, so I don't know.
I wouldn't risk it if I were you.
Maybe she'll release a statement next denouncing me.
Oh, no.
Not the crazy woman in the trailer.
She had like, and they buy these followers.
She had like 60,000 Telegram followers.
It's like, you know.
It was the greatest reality show ever for a little while, for a couple of weeks there.
It was amazing to watch.
It was incredible.
She was ruler of the world.
So many people were into it.
A lot of people were like, I mean, maybe, man, you don't know.
I'm like, yeah, I do know.
Stop it.
I'm not going to name names, but a couple of people were like, dude, I mean, maybe.
No, no, no, no.
Stop it.
You come to my house.
You stay with me for the weekend.
You need special attention.
We're going to put you through a boot camp.
You've got to get off the internet for a little while.
I was appointed by the Emperor Trump and a group of people.
Nope, you weren't.
That's insane.
You're a crazy fucking Filipino woman living in a shanty town in East Vancouver.
And you're driving around pretending to be a fictional character.
And you're just very...
And it's true.
That's all it takes.
Weak people will follow confidence.
They don't want to think for themselves.
They just want to feel like someone's got this under control.
They don't care who it is.
And if they come across someone like that, they're willing to attach themselves to it and go, there, I don't really have to think anymore because they're doing it for me.
They're insane.
Oh, they're not insane.
Look how confident they are.
I mean, come on.
I could never have that kind of confidence.
Yeah, because maybe you're not insane.
Crazy people have crazy confidence because they're insane.
They believe their own, like they believe it.
They're delusional.
Like they're not okay.
You're following a maniac around.
Imagine.
Yeah, we'll not be doing that, by the way.
We're using the RV as like a travel device to not have to be cramped in a van.
That's it.
We're not going to be living in extended periods of time.
We're not going to be having compounds and we're going to be having camp outs in the trailer and secret meetings and talking to Putin.
And, you know, QAnon's not going to come in on the fucking Batmobile.
Like, none of that's going to happen.
Very normal.
No, none.
Come on.
Hello, how are you?
Let's be normal people.
You know, that's the speed we like.
Fucking, hey, little kid, you want to get in my van and learn about chemtrails?
I mean, it's not really a way to approach people, you know?
Okay.
Somebody says they hate Spotify.
How dare you?
They haven't banned me yet.
Until they do, they're cool.
When they do, they're fucking fake and gay.
That was a terrible, that was not a good De Niro.
I'm sorry.
I haven't practiced in a long time.
A long time.
I don't remember.
I have to watch it for a bit.
I don't like him.
He's a dick.
Anyway.
I just yelled about De Niro for 45 minutes.
I don't know why.
Why do I research any?
Why do I do this?
Why do I learn about all this stuff to only just sit here and make fun of people?
Jen Steen says, Netanyahu, Jesus, has returned and will save us.
Oh, is that what he did?
Say that?
Netanyahu's a fucking maniac.
He's out of his mind.
There's a huge protest movement in the country, too, trying to overthrow him.
They could have a civil war there, actually, Israel.
And that's probably appropriate Because they are going to be destroyed by the whole world.
So, if you were looking down the barrel of being destroyed by the whole world or overthrow your government, what would you do?
So, it's not necessarily that they're good guys.
They're just, I mean, in their own interests of survival, some of them are going to say, let's dispose of you and then say sorry and blame it all on you and be like, you know, our bad.
Because that's better than getting overrun and annihilated by the whole world, isn't it?
Would that be a better idea than being absolutely blown the fuck out?
So that's a whole situation that's developing and been ongoing.
The whole world's just, everything's just so crystal smooth sailing.
Everything is like, man, it's like a brand new car, fresh oil change, everything's just mint.
Smooth as a brand new sheet of paper, you know, crisp, clean, perfect.
No, no turbulence or instability, no little wrinkles, nothing.
Everything's just dandy.
Right dandy, she is, Spot.
I think everything's going to get really better soon.
Oh, yeah.
Of course it is.
Magic books are coming into style again.
Keep your heads on a swivel says, cover yourself in sardines and cucumber juice.
You'll be fine.
I don't want to do that.
Zabex Denai says it's not the confidence, it's the sardines.
I don't eat sardines.
I would never eat.
That's a weird.
Feels petty of me.
Why am I eating these tiny fish?
I can eat bigger fish.
What am I a baby?
What are you trying to say?
With these little tiny fish.
I'll have you know I'll eat a whole big salmon.
At least.
Maybe two.
Maybe a halibut.
Don't bring me these tiny little baby gross fish.
Your little can.
That's my excuse, anyway.
I don't like them.
gross.
I'm not a big fish Yeah, I like it.
Haddock is good, too.
I like it, you know.
Fry them, you know?
I don't know.
Ketchup.
I ruined them.
I'm a hillbilly.
Fry that fucking fish.
Ketchup.
There's like master chefs like, oh, you could do some.
I'm a fucking dirty hillbilly.
Batter this thing up.
Fucking let's get diabetes.
I don't care.
Let's get fat.
But ketchup all over.
Do you have no claws, sir?
No, it's fucking Picto County.
Picto could be a TV.
I always laugh with that with Ryan Dawson.
He's like, dude, he loves Trailer Park Boys and love the show.
And I'm like, that's honest.
And I'm not that.
That's why the show is so popular, especially out east.
It's not that much of an exaggeration.
Almost every small town and rural, like kind of Nova Scotia area, knows someone, something like someone on that show, or multiple people.
Or they live in a place that's only like a 60% exaggeration of where they live.
So, you know, Canada's a little, you know.
That's not what Canada's like, is it?
It's more.
Trailer Park Boys is more like Canada in real life than it should be.
Let's say that.
I'll leave it there.
Mr. Bullocks is funds for high octane fuel when drag racing queen popcorn.
What?
Oh, we're going to drag race the RVs?
No, that would be funny.
Let's not do that.
The guy's going to be like, I know.
Insurance no longer covered.
No drag racing with cults.
Mad Max.
Maybe that'll happen.
Maybe they'll come after us.
What do we do then?
You know?
Look outside.
This fucking Ramona.
She's coming in hot.
Fucking hanging out the windows.
She's swinging a mace around.
You're like, what the fuck?
It turns into road rage all of a sudden.
The video game.
Fucking exchanging blows on the highway between cars.
Trying to kick her through the window.
Derek jumps onto the roof of the other RV.
He's trying to reach down and grab the window.
Grab the wheel.
This is all the stuff you're going to miss, Documentary Man, if you don't come.
That will happen.
I guarantee it.
I promise.
Just like I said.
It's another pretension.
It's definitely going to happen.
Exactly like I did.
I've been up for four days.
Spurging about another grown man.
It's not effeminate at all.
It's not womanly behavior.
Oh, man.
What a timeline.
It just never.
There's always something to be entertained by.
Let's look at the news.
I don't want to, but I feel like I should.
And there's no shortage of awful, terrible, ridiculous, shocking.
That's frustrating.
Worrying.
Also scary.
Preposterous.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, that's an old biden clip.
I don't want to use that one.
Do I have any new ones?
We've got Dougie with some great logic.
Oh, Butter Boy Dougie Dog is back.
And he's...
For sure.
First of all, these...
And yes, they are at the same time.
They're at the same speech, the same day, within a breath of each other.
One was uploaded to Twitter three minutes after the other.
Four minutes.
So in the same breath, he says the following things.
Let's take it away, leader of men.
You recently said that your government's 100% opposed to drug decriminalization, and you also announced new legislation to deal with impaired drivers.
Now today you're making this announcement.
Don't you think these measures could be seen as contradictory?
Not at all, but thank you for that question.
We have zero tolerance for drinking and driving, and we've increased the fines as well.
I hear the police coming out yesterday about the reckless driving and speeding and racing on streets.
Well, we're even going to make sure that someone gets caught doing that.
We're going to increase the suspension of their vehicle.
That announcement will be coming soon.
Let's talk about decriminalization of drugs.
And I know some of the medical officers of health came out with it.
It's an absolute nightmare.
It'd be disaster.
Folks, imagine decriminalizing drugs like heroin.
Just wait.
Just give them a chance.
Fentanyl, cocaine.
We saw what happened in BC.
We saw what's happening in the U.S. They're all reversing it.
And it was a big mistake they did out in BC.
And I'm so proud of Premier Eby for saying that they aren't going to do it anymore.
Stop listening.
I want to thank them.
They're giving the jurisdiction.
And you know, these motherfuckers, like, how did this even happen in the first place?
Oh, geez, do you think we should just give people freed hard narcotics?
Oh, yeah, what could go wrong?
Obviously, that's a terrible idea.
Why did we do it in the first place?
Oh, well, we had to kill a bunch of people first and then be like, oh, geez, sorry.
Right.
You had to kill a bunch of people first.
A bunch of people had to die for you to agree with what was obvious is obvious.
You shouldn't be allowed to vote.
You shouldn't be allowed to tell anyone what to do.
You're too fucking stupid.
Why don't you invest another $20 million in a goat figurine?
Why don't you fucking do that?
I like this.
Let's hang out in the Phillip Cam for a little while.
It's nice down here.
I'd like what you've done with the place, sir.
My eyes look all.
I look insane because the red light.
This is good.
It's not the lights.
I'm a possessed.
I'm a satanic force of death.
Not, I'm the, I'm the devil.
I am the devil.
Look, I'm dressed.
Look around.
Look at this.
Look at all of my deeds.
I'm an unstoppable force of ruin and death and misery.
And trickery.
I'm the trickster.
Oh, my God.
There's fucking crazy people out there.
But anyway, old Dougie, man.
So far, so good, right?
Add into the hands of the province.
As long as I'm premier, we're never going to decriminalize hardcore drugs.
What I believe in, we need more detox centers.
We need more rehabilitation centers.
But we sure the heck don't...
You need to destroy the source of the problem, which was the importation and the distribution of these narcotics.
I don't mean put people in jail.
I mean you need to open case.
You need to do Operation Diagon.
As much as you're going to hate it, it's going to be awesome and it's going to work so good.
You're going to reclassify.
This is under.
I almost said Hair Goebbels.
That's not who I meant.
Fairy's plan.
Fairies.
Operation Ferryman, you're going to reclassify these drugs as chemical weapons because that's how lethal they are.
I believe you could make a legal case to say as such.
If you just touch fentanyl, you can die.
Isn't that a chemical weapon?
How is that any different from sarin gas, for example?
So these people are distributing chemical weapons.
So now they're military targets.
So now we send the army to destroy them.
Not arrest them.
Kill them.
Destroy them.
Destroy them all.
Because El Salvador did something similar, and their crime went down like 97% because they went to war with criminals and just laid waste to them, killed anyone that didn't surrender, arrested everyone that was involved in these cartels that were ruining the country, imprisoned them all, and threatened to starve the rest of the prisoners to death if the rest of them didn't surrender and come peacefully.
And they were starving them to death.
They meant it.
So I'm just saying, there's other ways to tackle this problem.
Instead of like, oh, buddy, we're going to open another rehab center.
I don't think that's going to cut it, though.
Does anyone feel like that's going to do it?
Nice, benevolent.
I like the attitude.
I mean, your heart's in the right place, Douglas, but let's be honest.
We're going to throw some more money at it.
Right.
We're not going to do anything about the problem.
How the fuck are these drugs?
Are we making these drugs in Canada?
We're not, are we?
So how are they getting in here?
Who's bringing them in here?
Find those people and destroy them.
That's the solution.
Why isn't that happening?
Oh, right.
There's lots of money involved, and you know how that goes.
You know how that goes when people have lots of money and they team up with other people who have lots of money and then they make lots more money together.
You know what I mean?
Best to stick to the, let's just stay down here where we belong, a peasant land, you know?
We don't need people shooting up and doing drugs in neighborhoods.
So let's move on to the second part of this presentation.
So yeah, we don't want sick, healthy, just, you know, we don't want sick, healthy.
We don't want sick, dying people that aren't healthy and addicted to all kinds of.
I mean, oh, oh, buddy, we've got to present people, you know, and, you know, to follow up on that, you know, salient point of, you know, good, good decision making.
And today, I'm thrilled to announce that we're not only keeping our promise.
I'm thrilled to announce.
Promise in delivering on our plan, we're getting it done faster.
In fact, we're getting it done starting this summer.
Beginning August the 1st.
People.
You're deporting the Indians.
He's getting it done.
You heard him.
It's finally happening.
He's getting it done.
What is it?
It's happening this summer.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
They're going to cancel all the fucking visas and the temporary route.
It's all over.
They're going to buy ready-to-drink alcoholic beverages like Coolers and seltzers at grocery stores that currently sell wine or beer.
Stores will also be able to sell larger pack-sized beers, like the 30-pack case of beer that is popular in Quebec.
And on September the 5th, convenience stores like this one will be able to sell beer, cider, wine, and ready-to-drink alcoholic beverages.
And finally, as of October 31st, every convenience, grocery, and big box store in Ontario will be able to sell beer, cider, wine, and ready-to-drink alcohol.
Oh, let's just get everybody hammered.
As we enter the new marketplace, the beer store and the LCBO play a big role.
Okay.
Spirits like vodka, gin, and whiskey.
Let's just be hammered, boys.
Everybody just get shit-faced and forget about it.
The beer store will remain active in distribution, recycling, and as a valid retailer.
So what are they doing?
Breaking up the beer store monopoly, and he's getting it done all serious.
Like he's had this amazing accomplishment.
And it's that access to alcohol for people in Ontario will now be more prolific and easy as ever has ever been.
Now you can get it at the fucking convenience store, at a grocery store, at a corner store, a bakery, at a child's fucking, you know, Cub Scout meeting.
I don't care where, but you can buy beer anywhere.
I'm doing it.
I'm fixing it.
How the fuck was this even on your agenda, bro?
Hmm, I'm Premier of Ontario.
What should I handle first?
I think there should be more beer for sale in more places.
Thank you.
Finally, finally, some innovation and some vision, some real leadership around here.
Things have been dark in Ontario for the last while.
Things are really going downhill for a solid decade and a half, you know.
Finally, somebody gets it.
Somebody finally gets it.
Hey, we all got, buddy, we can't be decriminalizing cocaine.
That's why we're putting booze everywhere.
Just be a fucking hammerhead, boys.
Just fucking be hammered all the time, buddy.
Oh, oh, I don't feel so good.
Probably got fucking liver disease myself.
Yeah, yeah, it's only killing most people, right?
Alcohol abuse is killing almost as many people as heart disease.
But why?
Hey, we're getting it done.
Let's have more.
We need more access to it.
We need to need more, more booze.
This guy's entire political career is booze.
Buck of beer.
Remember that?
This is his move.
Oh, I'll give you a fucking good and drunk, boys.
Hey, re-elected.
Holy shit, you people are dumb if you're falling for this.
This is next level.
This is Homer Simpson-level stupidity.
You have a cartoon character for a premiere, guys.
Legitimate.
He ate a bee on television.
He says it was a bee.
I think it was a fly.
It might have been a bee.
I don't know.
Jeffrey did return to us unharmed, though.
Surprisingly.
It took him a year and a half to get here, but he did.
He only had one wing, but he had to stitch together a cyborg, you know, a makeshift wing.
And he basically, he basically, he tarried Jeffrey did it all the way across the country on his one wing.
He had to hop from flower to flower.
He couldn't just fly because he only had one wing.
So he was like, it was sad, you know?
All alone, you know, everybody thought he was dead for the longest time.
One wing.
One of his legs is all fucked jacked.
Jug bit right into his leg.
Ah, broke his leg in half.
I didn't want to tell you how he got out.
I don't want to go there.
But one day, there he was.
He crawled right up the driveway.
And we nursed him back to health.
We fed him the sugar, remember?
And fucking in two days, he was, as soon as I, he flew right away.
He was gone right into the sun.
Stronger than ever.
He was the most powerful bee I'd ever seen.
I brought a tear to my eyes.
I had to drop my phone and I just...
Godspeed, Jeffrey.
My brother So on we go I miss Jeffrey.
Morgan, I miss Jeffrey.
I had a pet bee for two days.
I was a little bit sad that he left.
I was like, oh.
Didn't even say bye.
You know?
I don't know what I expected.
I was going to videotape, like, I'm going to open it up and he's going to fly.
I was going to say something.
I was going to have a back and forth.
I don't know.
I was just going to play with it.
You know, it was be funny.
As soon as there was a crack of daylight, that bee was gone, laser beamed out of there.
I was like, I fucking rest you, dick.
You could have, like, did a Disney thing and like buzzed near my eyes and then like flew away and it would have been, you know, but no, it'd be just be real life where there's no magic to anything.
You're just like, I'm a bee, fuck you.
Suppose you didn't sting me on the way out, you prick.
But that's why he's such a good B soldier, you know?
He's only, he's all business, you know?
So I guess we just have to appreciate him for what he is.
This is a stupid stream.
We're just, this is nonsense today.
Is Jeffrey on another mission?
I don't know.
You'll have to consult Cambodread.
It's hard to know.
And if he is, we wouldn't tell you.
They're always top secret.
Dr. Jenstein, thank you very much, sir.
He says, keep you guys safe in BC.
It's wicked to have your trust.
Why does that feel ominous now?
Like you're surprised.
You know, it's like, what does that mean?
I feel like I shouldn't now.
Why did you bring that up?
It's like, okay, thank you for trusting me.
I'm so glad you've decided to trust me.
Please come into the basement.
Bring the guns.
Bring the guns, Derek.
Mr. Bullock says Dan Fourth shooter had enough drugs to kill thousands.
That's right, he sure did.
But that's not.
He was just an angry incel boy.
That's all it was.
It wasn't a terrorist attack, even though it was.
He didn't have an absolute mental amount of danger.
And where were those drugs going?
Where did he get those, right?
This should be, this is a serious crime.
Like, that's like.
And the attitude of the police is kind of like, well, there's so much of it.
It's so common that it's not.
How has it become this common?
The proliferation of the enemy substance has become so common that you've just given up the battlefield and now you've relied yourself to management.
We're just going to try and contain it as much as we can.
Whoa.
So that's kind of how it went in the 80s and 90s.
Now they're just kind of in a containment strategy.
And I still, it's like, what is preventing them?
Is it corruption?
Is it fear?
Because it's a shame to see something like the United States or great countries like Canada used to be or any of us be reduced to a place that tolerates this kind of shit.
That these kinds of people can peddle out literal, deadly, lethal poison that is killing more teenagers than ever anything has ever happened in this country.
This absolutely dwarfs like fucking planet Nibiru comes into the solar system and smashes into the moon compared to any kind of drug pandemic of death that was happening when I was alive and still am.
But back then, it's like we had dilauded and it's like, oh, careful of that.
Fentanyl is a fucking horse tranquilizer.
It's an elephant tranquilizer, isn't it?
I mean, a microgram and this stuff, and you're dead.
That's how potent it is.
And you're like, ah, just.
Why aren't you going to war, literally, with the people?
Because that's mass murder of your citizens.
Someone is benefiting from mass murder of your citizens financially, and you're like, ah, just arrest some people here and there in the street.
Find out who is physically importing this on what plane and shoot it down with a missile with an F-18 and say, oh, Canada says hi.
Say hi to Pablo.
And they're like, what are you talking about?
I have clearance to land.
They're like, yeah, you have clearance to go to hell.
Fox 2. And then they blow him up.
I'd be like, that's cool.
Buy drug plane.
Don't try that again.
We shoot your fucking planes down.
And then they're like, oh, but then they'll try assassinations on them.
Then we'll kill everybody.
If you even try to, we're a fucking government with a literal army and a $2 trillion GDP.
Don't fucking come at me with your little cartel money.
Oh, you got fucking $20 billion.
I have a country of people and two trillion fucking dollars.
If I wanted to lay waste to you, I'm fully...
Do you have one of those?
Fucking, are you kidding?
How are we getting pushed around by these people?
It's retarded.
Doesn't make any sense.
Somebody's getting paid is why.
If we wanted to just end drugs, we could.
I don't believe this.
Oh, there's nothing you can do.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that's true.
You got to go to the lair or the dragon's den.
You got to go to the source.
If I was president of the United States, and Trump said this, I'm like, that's probably the most base thing he's ever said, actually.
That's one of the most awesome, fucking, yes, good guy I've met.
He said, I'll send Delta Force to kill these cartels.
I'll fucking send the special forces.
I'll go to war with Mexico if I have to, to erase these cartels from the face of the earth.
I'm like, that would be righteous.
That would be amazing.
You literally get rich off of killing kids with drugs.
You're horrible.
These are people's children, and they're overdosing and dying because they live in a slave world of misery.
And rather than help them because they live in this miserable slave world, you're like, oh, I can get rich off of their misery.
Fuck you.
I'm carpet bombing your fucking town.
Your little compound.
Oh, look at me.
I'm a narco.
Fucking, oh, I'm a stealth bomber.
Look at me.
I'm the fucking Americans.
Goodbye forever, nuclear warhead.
You know what I mean?
Because how could they stop them from doing that?
There's no force on earth.
If the Americans wanted to do that, there is nothing in the world these people could do to stop them at all.
And they're just all the time.
And it's like, when is the hammer going to drop?
Because it could.
We sent 50,000 people over the border.
Oh, you did?
You ever heard of a Patriot missile?
You have those?
Do you have a thing called the United States Marines?
We have a lot of cool toys.
Do you want some?
Because you can get some, and no one can stop me.
Literally no one.
Now, this would be a lot, a lot more teeth in it if they didn't just bankrupt the military in Ukraine and waste everyone's time and money.
Do you manage that place properly?
Holy shit.
The potential of the United States is immense.
I don't people appreciate.
We should, in all seriousness, we should have by now established a substantial amount of outposts, maybe even cities on the moon.
And I know that might sound crazy in science.
No, that was within the reach of possibility in the 60s and 70s.
People were talking about how this could be done and what the timeline could be.
The direction of our ideas and things we were doing.
And look at us now.
We're too busy cleaning up filth to do anything.
We're too busy putting out fires and cleaning up other people's poop to do anything.
We're like a bad-driven, you know, mom with four kids, you know, triplets at the same time.
They're all three months old.
And it's like, why haven't you fucking renovated the house yet?
You're like, I literally, there's nothing.
I can't even shower.
I don't have time.
You know?
We're getting absolutely punked.
All it would take is enough people with enough power to give a shit.
And then it's just dominoes.
I mean, and there's not even that many.
Like, if the United States, at the peak of its power, it had like 300 million people, which is obviously a lot.
But they were so fucking powerful.
They could.
And still are.
I mean, I don't know, not anymore.
But they could have fought the entire world and beat everyone if they wanted to.
A few hundred, 300 million people.
You know, there's a billion and a half people in China.
There's a billion people.
A billion people.
And they're like not even remotely a threat.
All of Europe is like a hand wave.
The Soviet Empire was the only thing that could have given them a run for their money.
And then that fell apart.
And it's like, well, looks like I'm the only one.
Oh, man.
That's crazy.
That went from an uninhabited, mostly, I mean, you have the indigenous tribes and shit, but I mean, let's not pretend like it was what it is today.
It's all stolen land.
Nothing was going on.
All right, calm down.
You went from that to what it is now in a pretty fast amount of time, like a couple hundred years.
That's lightning fast, dude.
United States is bigger than Europe.
Way bigger, you know?
And Europeans, I laugh about this when they come over to, or Canada or the United States, and they're like, they don't understand how big it is.
They're like, how is this standard?
Is this just standard Ontario?
You're like, yeah.
Ontario is bigger than fucking France.
Like, it's huge.
I don't know if it's big, but it's pretty fucking big.
Quebec is huge.
All the Western provinces.
If you're driving north to south, it's like pack of lunch.
Europe, you can drive for 10 hours and go through four or five different countries.
It's like, no.
In Canada, you drive 12 hours for a cell phone signal.
If you're in northwestern Ontario, you're going to have to drive all the way around fucking...
There's nothing forever.
They come in here to go camping and they get lost in the woods and die because over there, it's like you can walk in any direction for a couple hours and you'll find your way into a town.
Not in Canada.
You can walk for a year and no one will ever find your body.
The United States is fucking massive, right?
So a bunch of people showed up and just cracked their knuckles and were like, all right, let's fucking see what we got and built this massive super mega ultra powerful empire in like 200 years, 1 change, 150 really, before it started coming into its own, you know?
And you're like, all right, let's fucking, you know, let's just run the world, I guess.
Like, holy fuck.
No, that's not worth saving.
Let's just let it all fall to ruin.
This, you know, used to be the hope of the whole world.
It was the United States of America, that the whole world could be like that someday.
Now look at it.
Now look at us all.
Now look at us all.
But it's like being a fighter that's out of shape.
You know?
It's only over if you say it's over.
If you say it's over and you're done, then you're done.
It's all over for you.
Everybody else that says it's not over, it isn't over for them, is it?
It's like being out of shape.
You put on 100 pounds.
It's like, it's bad.
It's real bad.
And you're just like, one of these days, you just look in the mirror and go, it ends now.
The long road home starts today.
And you have to acknowledge that.
That's the thing.
You have to mentally understand that.
It's like, oh, I'll just do this for a couple days.
No, you have to commit yourself to this is the rest of my life now.
This is to the end.
You know, I have to, that's how enormous the task is.
So I accept.
You know, you have to have, you know, your eyes open.
And then, you know, it's crazy what people can do.
If everybody was just motivated enough and gave a shit enough, it's not impossible.
We're coming into some interesting times, you know?
They really rushed the project, and I you might miss the runway, you know?
Coming in too high, too hot.
You know, you rushed it.
You rushed the landing.
This is what it kind of feels like to me sometimes.
Thank you.
Oh, crap.
Yeah.
Because they were doing really well.
And you had to be kind of curious and kind of eccentric and a little open-minded, or a lot open-minded, kind of a free thinker, and have time on your hands.
And so there's a lot of variables and have access to the internet, early 90s, and know where to look.
Because it wasn't like it is now.
It was like, there's websites that people wouldn't even know about for years because you had to tell them by word of mouth.
There was no Google.
There was none of this shit.
Someone would tell you about it, and you would write it on a note, take it home, and then punch it in, get it spelled wrong.
It didn't work.
And he was like, oh, did you, oh, yeah, you spelled it wrong?
Then you get it.
Oh, it's this.
Like, there was barely anything for search engines or shit like that.
So you had to.
There wasn't a lot of people who were really interested in what was going on.
That seems to be rapidly changing, though, because of the access to information.
It's so easy.
It's so quickly proliferated.
But back then, everything was, you know, there wasn't a lot of detection.
They got away with a lot of shenanigans.
You know, Waco came and went.
There was a lot of fucking, for the most part, you know, things were progressing nicely.
They had the little Amero project.
Everything was going well.
And then they turned the heat up.
In late 2000, early 2000, 2001, they're like, let's do the Operation.
What's the thing when the two towers come down?
The Towers of Solomon.
Let's do that one.
Because we're fucking weird psycho-biblical freak cult maniacs that dig tunnels and fucking have islands of sex abuse with children because we're totally sane and cool people.
And then everything, and then people, it was like, it's like, you know, you're in the plane and there's a little bit of turbulence and people like, some people wake up and go, what the fuck was that?
A lot of people just kind of shrug it off.
And then there's a little more and a little more.
As the years go by, It starts to get a little bit of a bumpier ride.
And then COVID, it became, you know, they went from trying to keep everybody not concerned to paying attention to what's going on.
Now, too many people are coming around and paying attention to what's going on.
It's putting a lot of pressure on the pilot.
And they're rushing the landing, which you can't do.
I used to like playing these flight simulators.
And the fighter pilot.
And sometimes the bomber ones were cool, the World War II games, with those super hardcore simulation ones where it's like key for key, so everything's the fucking same.
I was a nerd about that stuff.
And if you just make a couple mistakes, if you get a little sloppy, if you're not paying close attention, I would never do this in fucking real life.
Like, it's so fucking easy to die in this shit.
It's ridiculous.
The fatality rate of these fighter pilots was like 80%.
Like, it's insane.
And it was on the German side, on the Allied side.
Like, if you're getting in a bomber, like, yeah, there's a 70-80% chance you're going to die.
Like, that's fucking that's crazy.
There's nowhere to go.
You can't escape.
You jump, you die.
You stay in the plane, you burn to death.
Like, it's, geez.
Oh, just fall in the ocean.
You'll be dead of hypothermia in nine minutes.
Okay.
So they did a great job getting this all the way, almost all the way home.
And then they're coming around for the landing.
You got to, you know, you got to line it up properly.
You got to get to the right altitude.
You got to get to the right airspeed.
You got to get the right angle.
And if you don't, you make a pat.
You go, oh, I got to go around again.
They don't have fucking time to go around again, though.
Okay?
That's the thing.
If you fuck it up, you're like, oh, too steep, too shallow, whatever.
Oh, you just pull up, you go around, you try it again.
They don't have time.
They have to land now.
There's no more fuel.
And it's like, we're way too fast.
And you can do everything you want to do, but the physics, the math is there.
You're going to miss the fucking runway.
And you're going to crash into the forest.
And there's going to be survivors on the plane.
And they're going to be fucking pissed that you crashed the plane.
And they're going to know that you did it.
because you were trying to get away with some shenanigans.
When you could have just went around, you would have found out eventually, but you chose to risk it all because you were selfish.
Yeah, good idea.
No!
You got me!
Pat says, "Drug war in America, importing the same drug.
See, the Clintons of Arkansas." They have no clean hands there.
See you at all, my friend.
See you at all, my friend.
Changed my mind.
I'm not gonna try to.
See you at all, my friend.
I agree with you.
I see you at all.
Mr. Bullock says, "Air Force is a joke.
Drones are the future." Drones are definitely having a massive impact right now.
Larry the Loon says, remember Peak Booster time when people were falling over on live TV?
Yeah, let's pretend none of that happened either, right?
My favorite was at the public inquiry, the guy who was questioning Chris Barber.
Yeah, right?
And just ate the floor.
We never got any updates.
No, they can't give you those.
That's just always happened.
That thing that never used to happen ever, it now happens all the time, and it always used to.
You see how that works?
You know, that's how you know you're living in a bull.
It's lies.
It's gaslighting, and it's just horseshit.
Bad people do.
Good people don't tell you lies and gaslight you and tell you a bunch of nonsense just so we can get you know that's oh that's all that's always been like that no no it wasn't I remember what happened I'm here too I live here too I've been here just as long as you or longer and I've you know I've that didn't used to happen no it didn't I never recall that even once no one does actually no one in my whole family my friend anybody remember this remember all the kids having heart attacks in school growing up I don't fucking ever remember that happening once in fact if
it did it would have been national television probably it would have been a big deal especially if they died but especially if it was a pro athlete it would have been like a massive investigation there would have been an inquiry there would have been oh my god the tragedy yeah it's just every couple of weeks somebody's like oh no can't play anymore blood clot stroke whatever like oh yeah it's neat it's good good thing we uh good good thing we just never ask questions about anything um mosey says real idea genetic modified bees that induce
allergies and only attack politicians if you can get a hold of some geneticists and some biologists with a moral gray area and a penchant for chaos and uh they're willing to work for very cheap send them my way i may have an idea for them this stacey lynn says just because well that's naked that's very nice we all caught up here nope belanger says strong's n6n55 nas what i don't know what this is he
says be with okay he says be without hypocrisy abhor what is evil you think we are retarded or what not just my three last okay chimo oh i see thanks a lot for your work bro much respect i stand by your side thank you man appreciate you hope you're doing well chimo you fucking engineers are great we gotta why why is there so many engineers there's a fair amount of infantry guys around but there's a lot of these engineers too it's like i don't know i guess they can come you know they're like your violent cousin
that always causes problems but he's your cousin and you like him but you're just like hey you guys going to a party and you're like yeah well yeah come on i guess let's go why what was what the look i just i don't know i wasn't i got yeah we'll fight anyway i don't care whatever well let's start and fight no i know i know i'm just saying it just i don't care i said yes why
you gotta why you gotta take this another level like that somebody asked for this and i don't know when it was a long time ago um morgan said it to me and Play the Lizzo clip.
Everybody's been talking about this.
This is so stupid and funny, though.
I was telling you, Sheila, these new drugs are pretty amazing.
I was feeling so ashamed of myself.
I was talking about social media.
Watching Randy go out and exercise all the time and not eating as much.
But I just don't have the same kind of willpower he has.
Which of the drugs are you on, Sharon?
Ozempic.
I like that.
Oh, no, I think that's it.
Society seems becoming more health-conscious again and realizing we're all disgusting and this is uncontrollable.
That seems to be starting to bubble up again.
Don't you know, Sheila?
Now there's a whole new obesity drug for those of us who can't afford Ozempic in Manjaro.
I've controlled all my cravings to be thinner with Lizzo.
FTA approved Lizzo makes you feel good about your weight, and it costs 90% less than Ozempic.
I've lowered my standards and my expectations.
It's Lizzo!
In case studies, 70% of patients on Lizzo no longer cared how much they weighed.
I don't give two shits.
It's Lizzo!
Lizzo helps you eat everything you want and keep physical activity to a minimum.
Some patients report constipation while listening to Lizzo.
Stop listening to Lizzo if you experience suicidal thoughts.
Serious side effects may include pancreatitis, hypothermia, and out your ears.
Are you living with concerns of obesity?
Ask about the power of not giving a fuck with Lizzo.
Period.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
And then she goes on, I understand, some big rant about how she's proud to be a good representation of the body positivity movement, blah, blah, blah.
It's like, no, no, Lizzo, you're killing people.
You're literally killing people, Lizzo.
You're lending weight and credibility for some reason to people because she's a famous person, right?
Famous people must know things.
No, they don't.
They don't know anything.
Famous people are some of the stupidest fucking people on the face of the earth.
Oh, I did this because a celebrity told me.
You're a moron.
You're a moron.
Anyway, you're killing people.
You're normalizing deadly health conditions.
Why not, you know, let's destigmatize heroin addiction.
What about that?
Let's have more heroin representation.
More characters, more people, more art, more jobs for people with heroin addiction.
We need to normalize it because it's just how they are.
It's a way of living.
Be drug positive.
Be heroin positive.
Oh, that's crazy because it's super unhealthy and they're definitely going to die.
Yeah, so is being obese.
It's literally just as dangerous.
You're definitely going to die from it sooner or later, right?
Like, it's going to get you.
You're not going to live to be an old person, you know?
What's the average life expectancy?
Like, is it even 60?
Okay, if you want to be dead, like, real soon, that's up to you.
And your quality of life is terrible.
You need a bunch of pills to function.
You're in pain all the time.
You've got all these aches and pain.
Yeah, your body's a mess.
You wouldn't feel good.
You're not supposed to look like that.
That's not healthy.
You're in bad shape.
You're very ill.
And when did we stop treating it?
Again, these people talk to you like they're helping you.
We care about you.
No, I do.
That's not caring.
I wrote about this in my sub stack the other day.
It's on the on the website, which is floating above my head.
You can get a link to the thing there.
That's not love coddling and being like, oh, no, you're healthy at any size.
That's a lie.
You're not healthy at any size.
You're lying to people.
And now they're living lives believing that they're healthy when they're not and hurting themselves.
And you think you're the good.
You're fucked up.
What's wrong with you?
I mean...
Remember that video I played a little while ago?
There was like 10 of them dropped dead in the last couple of years, and they didn't last long, right?
I'm big and I'm sexy and dead.
I've never felt healthier.
Dead.
Dead, dead, dead, dead.
Yeah, you ate yourself to death.
That used to be a circus freak in the early 90s.
If that was World War II, someone was 350 pounds.
A 300-pound woman back then would be literally a circus freak.
Now it's pretty common.
It's 29% of the people in every Walmart in America.
In North America.
And if you're thinking, like, that must smell bad.
Oh, it does.
Yes, it does.
It certainly does.
We're almost done.
We're almost out of here.
Let's fucking play another commercial, Phil.
My God, man.
I would like to see our own January 6th event.
See some of those truckers plow right through that 16-foot wall.
None of us, of course.
I'd just like to see it.
Have you heard about the legend of Diagalon?
Extremist, white nationalist organizations like Diagalon?
Diagalon is a fictional meme that caused the government of Canada to invoke the War Measures Act.
There is a Diagoron!
Diagalon hurt my feelings once on Twitter.
Diagalon is the Canada spy agency's favorite TV show, Diagalon.
Even the people who hate them can't stop watching.
Justin Trudeau labeled them anti-government.
That just means a good time.
I reject, categorically, the endorsement and the support of Diagalon and the Baltics Jones.
All of this together.
It's a global war on everybody, on all free people, and in anybody that just wants to live their lives and be free, and they're coming after all of it.
We're talking about a group that is organized, agile, with a steel resolve.
Canada's biggest bigots are going on tour.
The Bagalon is a group of white straight Canadians who started noticing stuff, then got labeled far-right extremist bigot Nazis for speaking out about it.
The Hagalon is coming to a Canadian city near you.
Get your tickets at the Grip Shop before it's too late.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
I'm in danger.
That's one of the greatest Simpsons clips ever.
That's a great, that's also a great job.
East Coast Canadian made that one.
Edgie made the other one.
They're just, they do good stuff.
It's good stuff, you guys.
What else?
Indians.
Is this more Indians?
No, I was telling you she was.
Oh, that's Lizzo again.
Thank God.
I can get rid of that file now.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, forever.
Deleted forever.
Oh, man.
More residential schools.
They're making demands.
They're making their demands.
They're making their demands now.
And I think Derek has a short response for them as well.
But we can see what they have to say here.
We have the right to stay here.
We'll keep on striking until our last breath.
If they don't fulfill any of the demands, there will be a hunger strike to death.
We accept your terms.
Go back or starve.
Now he's got creepy cat eyes.
We're a government now, apparently.
I saw it on the screen.
It's real.
I talk.
Oh my god, it's an insurrection.
Oh, my God.
I'm so fucking scary now.
Philip, I'm so fucking scary now.
Oh, my God.
So fucking scary.
Can you believe this?
I'm going to make a TikTok right now.
How do they live with them?
I don't know.
I don't care.
just uh...
*laughs*
Oh, my goodness.
I'm going to make sure I'm caught up here.
I don't like to leave anybody hanging, so I'm going to make sure I get everybody.
Oh, there's a whole bunch here.
Kellenell says, love to Dags.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
And then there was another one underneath.
Underneath that one.
Foolish 14 says, try this again.
Baglon Collective equals Manifest Destiny.
It's a powerful force.
See you in Kam Loops.
We are still trying to get an event set up in Kamloops.
It's roiled out of the wire, though.
I don't know if it's going to happen.
We're trying.
If not, we're just going to stop and hang out.
But I hope so, because I would like to get a second one in BC.
There's a lot of fucking people in there in BC.
There's just as many as there is in Alberta, which was surprising for me to learn.
BC is the mystery province.
It's the only one I've never been to.
I don't know what's going on out there.
I need to take a look for myself.
I need to get boots.
I need to get eyes on the ground.
I need to smell the air.
I need to, you know, it's got to go through the computer so I can, all right, what's wrong with this place?
I need to, you know, it's like I got to inoculate myself against it a little bit.
When you're in the army, they throw CS gas in you.
They make you go in the gas hut and gas yourself, and you have to breathe in tear gas and CS gas.
And it's just fucking, you know, you know what you're dealing with.
So that's what I got to do.
I got to go into Surrey and take a big, deep breath and try not to throw up and die.
I think.
I don't know.
I don't know what else to happen.
I might try that.
And I'll go spit in the Pacific Ocean at Tofino and hoping that those spit molecules will somehow eventually land on the Prime Minister while he's surfing later that day.
Because it's the least I can do.
Yes, the spring on this mic arm is probably, I sprayed it once.
It was nothing.
And now it's like, oh, don't fucking have it in any other place, but absolutely perfect because I'm going to the fucking ceiling now.
This is two in a row.
And it's squeaky.
You get squeaky or you get bouncy.
What do you want?
Apparently, no one's been able to invent a mic arm that doesn't squeak and or doesn't go bouncy to the moony moon.
And you have to hold it down, tie it down with a rope.
I'm not doing any of this.
I'm not doing it.
It barely works.
It was a tiny, the tiniest amount of WD-40, and now it's like so lubricated, it could slide right off the fucking desk and out the window.
I don't know what to do with this thing.
I don't know.
Anyway.
Canadian spawn says, can you press the mute button one time?
No.
Why would I do that?
Squirrel says, forget about the Jeets starving themselves.
They already owe the West countries countless countless tons of food.
They sure do.
They sure do.
They actually wouldn't survive without our help.
I wonder why we're still doing that.
Gen C says, I would like to confess to Cosby or to Philip.
Confess what?
I don't know if I'm ready for this.
You want to conf.
Jenstein wants to confess his sins to Philip.
He doesn't say what they are, but I presume this is happening telepathically, so we're just going to watch from the outside and see.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No, no, that's over.
No, we're not doing that anymore.
Something came up.
*Sigh* *Sigh* Thank
you.
No, no more, no more, no more.
No more telepathic communications between the two of you.
That's too...
Lobster Connoisseur 600,000?
6 million.
Is that what it is?
How many digits are we dealing with?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. That's a 6. That's a 6 million.
No, wait.
7. It'd be 600,000.
Is it?
I don't know.
I can barely read the fucking thing.
Want to know if people with their own antate article get discounts on racial days?
Are you that guy?
I heard about you.
Yeah, it's fun when that happens.
Hey, they're fucking such retards.
Try not to let that get you down.
Yeah, what was this now?
This guy was maybe like barely sort of orbitally involved with the Conservative Party.
And they all fucking freaked out because he was in a Twitter space.
It's all, you know, childish, like, there's people getting killed outside.
Re, I only like to deal with fucking surface-level nonsense problems because real life is too heavy for me and I'm weak.
Just say that, anti-hate.
Just say that.
You have no credibility.
You're a discredited farce of an organization.
You have shit all over your face.
The government doesn't take you seriously.
The police don't.
You fucked it all up.
You fucked it all up.
You're retarded.
You're retarded.
You're so dumb.
You're so fucking dumb.
You sent them on like a $20 million wild goose chase.
You are never going to be taken seriously again by anyone.
You're like the fucking.
You're the Chris Sky of the government.
And they still think they're real.
That's you.
That's it.
Fuck.
Oh, oh, they're so pathetic.
Holy shit.
Oh, it's incredible, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
Holy shit.
The delusions of grandeur, you know, like just we're here and we're reporting.
Oh my fucking God.
Not you again.
Just like I said.
Oh, would you stop?
You know, it's the same energy.
It's the same obnoxiousness.
It's the same reactions by everyone that encounters them.
It's like they have a tiny collection of Spergs and retards.
And otherwise, everyone's like, would they please go away?
You know, and here they are.
We're going to write an article.
Shut the fuck up.
All you're doing now is identifying other people we could.
Oh, hi.
Who's that guy?
Are you cool?
Yeah, come hang out with us now.
Thanks.
Thank you.
I think he's in the province somewhere, isn't he?
Yeah, we'll fucking hang out now there.
Good job.
Thanks.
Thank you.
You fucking idiots.
Keep it up.
It's good.
It's good work.
It's good work, gentlemen.
We're going to stop Hitler.
You're fucking, you don't even know what time it is, dude.
You don't know what's happening.
You live in a world of nonsense.
It's incredible.
Jen Steeds says, confession booth and baptism booth at your show.
I don't want to know.
No, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
That would turn into, no.
No way.
Now, we might do Blood Eagles, though.
It depends on who shows up.
I won't rule that out.
Not entirely.
Stacey Lynn says, if you're going to Tofino, I'm in the forest on my way there.
You need to contact me for accommodation now.
I don't know what we're doing.
Everything's being worked.
There's people, it's under control, you know, and they're probably like, it's not under control.
And I'm like, yeah, deal.
This is just how it is.
I have faith in them.
They'll be able to get it up.
They'll pull it up.
If it can't be done, it can't be done.
They won't be able to do it.
So it's like, there's no reason to micromanage and get involved.
It's not that complicated.
They know what they're doing.
They'll get it done or they won't.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Oh.
Peter Smith.
probably was him so Wearing his fucking pig dress.
Fondling children.
Like, cool.
Nice.
A weird, you know, socially outcasted, eccentric homosexual that, you know, is obsessed with kids and, you know, internet Nazis.
That's the most charming Tinder profile I've ever.
Well, I guess he'd be on the gay one, right?
I guess there's probably lots of gay people on Tinder.
I mean, I imagine I wouldn't even want to look at that.
It's probably a fucking cesspool.
It's probably the most depressing thing to look at in the world, I bet.
If you're somebody that's on, especially if you're like over the age of 30. I don't fucking, I don't think that's a good idea.
I don't think that's good for your mental health, to be honest.
It's like spending too much time at a strip club or something.
It's like, you're not, it's not good for you.
You know, get out of there.
It's not a place you should be, really.
I think we all know that, right?
Don't we kind of know deep down, like, I don't know.
This is.
There are certain things, you know, that are just.
Anyway, I'm getting boring.
I'm getting lame in my old age.
Fucking what are you banning titties now?
I never said that.
Fucking relax.
Sit down.
What do you take me for?
Nick Fuentes?
I will never ban titties.
It's crazy.
Keep your heads on a swivel says tooth fairy is just waiting.
Just waiting for what?
The horse dentist is waiting too.
The waiting is the honey's part.
You're telling told him, Petty.
We're almost out of time.
I got to get out of here in a minute.
So I got to wrap this up and make it, you know, make sense or something.
This was a weird one.
I just kind of yelled about a lot of stuff.
I always say that, and I'm like, this is always what I do.
It's not weird.
I do the same thing every time.
It's just different yelling, but it's the same basic premise.
Angry fucking bite guy yells at microphone, shakes fists, scares, you know, weak people.
The people rejoice.
The police, you know, panic.
It's the same sort.
This is the same thing for years.
Who cares?
Nobody's ever cared.
Exactly.
You guys get the idea.
You guys get the right spirit here.
All right, I remember what I'm doing.
All right.
I'm going to check the.
So we got Doug out of the way.
So I just.
Oh, no decriminalizing drugs.
That's good.
I'll start putting beer everywhere.
Every store ever is going to have booze in it.
Good.
That's a good idea.
All right.
I did tell you about this story.
This is just too funny.
I'm going to play some of this because it's hilarious.
Is it in here?
Large numbers of people are coming in.
No, it's not.
Oh, that's not the right one.
That's actually a great Trump story, but I don't want to.
That's not the one I was looking for right now.
He's everywhere.
He's the man of the hour.
Shit, come back.
No.
All right, fine.
We'll go to the stupid.
I hate Twitter.
I'm not allowed on it.
Think of this.
First time in U.S. history that a presidential candidate of a rival party will address the convention of a party that is presumably gathering to nominate its own candidate.
The thing is, this is going to work, though.
I guarantee.
I mean, he's not going to win everybody.
They're not going to nominate him.
But I guarantee, just by doing this, the show of ballsiness and the fuck you of the whole thing will have impressed a number of libertarians that will now vote for him.
I fucking guarantee it.
Now I think you should nominate me or at least vote for me, and we should win together.
all these people are booing there's a couple that are like He knows what he's doing.
You heard those words.
Nominate me or vote.
Vote for me.
Because you want to vote for me, and most of them will.
It is very important.
Because we have to get rid of the worst president in history.
And together we will.
And without it, there's a risk that we can have four more years.
We won't have a country left.
So what is the purpose of the Libertarian Party getting 3%?
What is the reason to take a chance of having this horrible president destroy our country, which he will do in far less than four years?
Is that going to take four years?
That is why I'm committing to you that I will put a libertarian in my cabinet and also libertarians in senior posts.
Well, they like that idea.
Now the Chelsea.
Jesus.
Pretty good at this.
Pretty fucking good at this.
Pretty big.
I'm the greatest.
Long decades and get you 3% and meet again and get another 3%.
No, you want to make yourself winners.
It's time to be winners.
You have a lot of common sense.
It's time to be winners.
Jesus.
He's unstoppable.
Like, they're going to have to kill him, and they might try, you know, because he says things like this.
That, again, it's like, I don't think he's the answer or savior.
Like, I'm not, you know, one of these people.
Christ just came.
Stopped us.
He is what he is.
But he says things that aren't wrong and are on a lot of people's minds and then gives them more credibility and gravity and kind of strengthens the need for these things to be addressed.
So he says, America's enemies are building an army for attacks from within regarding the mass amount of people immigrating, right?
Just invading the country.
And from China.
And if you look at these people, did you see them?
They are physically fit.
They're 19 to 25. Almost everyone is a male.
I'm going to actually roll that back for a second.
Where's the I just saw one of these?
Yeah, so we got an unprecedented surge in Chinese illegal immigration.
So a ton of Chinese men are coming across the border.
Men, Chinese men.
Right?
Here's a picture of some of them.
Border reporter schools NGO director who claims Chinese migrants are asylum seekers.
Oh, they are.
Oh, that's interesting.
What was he saying?
Large numbers of people are coming in from China.
And if you look at these people, did you see them?
They are physically fit.
They're 19 to 25. Almost everyone is a male.
And they look like fighting age.
I think they're building an army.
They had 29,000 people over the last.
I think they're building.
They want to get us from within.
I think they're building an army.
This is not...
Did you see them?
They all have tents.
They all have gas-fired stoves.
I mean, this is not like an illegal immigrant.
This is, they're building something.
They have something in mind.
We're going to end all of that stuff.
They respected you, president.
I don't know how much time you guys think you have.
They're flooding the country with tens of thousands of men just like this every month.
That's divisions of men every couple days.
There's another division of men in your country that could be aligned with someone who's not your friend.
In fact, I think it's impossible that that isn't the case.
Are you serious?
How many people have come into the United States over the last four or five years alone?
Never mind.
And you're certain that there's no possibility.
Any enemy agents or actors are slipping in anybody's saboteurs in preparation for something, potentially?
That'll overwhelm your police, disrupt your country, cause all kinds of problems in mayhem.
No, no.
It's just, we're just helping.
Right?
Said the people.
We're just helping.
We're helping you.
We're helping everyone.
You know, I might believe that.
I might be willing to believe that you're just stupid and you don't know what you're doing and that you're just trying to help everybody if you didn't do shit like this.
You're just bombing refugee camps in broad daylight with our weapons and money.
200 people wounded.
There's an images of headless children.
You want to talk about your beheaded babies?
The Palestinians actually have photos of beheaded babies.
Still none from the Jews, but the Palestinians have them.
And we're funding this.
And at the same time, the people that are allowing and profiting from these kinds of activities are saying, oh, no, we're here to help you by just doing all these incredibly, suspiciously dangerous things.
Who believes this?
Regardless of what you think of Trump, his base is very fired up.
He's one of the most popular American political figures ever, ever in history.
He's probably one of the most popular presidents ever in United States history.
He's way up there, regardless of what you think about him.
These fucking people love him a lot.
And look what they're doing to him.
They're setting this up for quite the situation.
We're going to convict him.
Probably.
Yeah, they're going to say, well, we're going to put him in jail.
What do you think they're going to do?
They literally believe the country is being destroyed by these people, and now they're just going to jail everyone that dares say anything.
Like, civil war isn't maybe.
It's just when.
Is it tomorrow?
If the jury comes in and says, Trump's guilty, we're putting him in jail.
What happens?
I don't know, man.
He can still technically run for president and win from jail, which people have said on TV over the years, and it's like, that would be insane.
But that might be what happens.
And then what happens?
They kill him in jail?
There's no fucking way this story ends on a high note and everybody goes home happy.
There's no way that's true.
Let's look at Canada for a second.
Stagflate, yeah, you like this?
Like I said, this is going to take decades.
This is not going to be over overnight.
There's nothing the conservatives can do to fix this.
So when they say, we're going to axe the tax, we're going to fucking, it's all hot air.
There's nothing they can do about the damage that's been done.
Expect this for decades, not another year or two, 20 fucking years of what we're dealing with already, and worse because of what they've already done.
That's how big the mess is they've made.
Oh, but don't worry, we're helping.
We're doing it to help you.
We're benevolent.
We just happen to be getting rich and powerful while we're killing all of your kids.
A quarter of Ontario students over 12. 25% of our children in Ontario over the age of 12 have reported using recreational opioids.
If that is not an immediate call for a national emergency and a full-blown war effort to erase this fucking plague from our country, no such thing exists that could create that situation.
If you're not willing to stop your fucking 12-year-olds from doing fentanyl, you don't deserve and you don't hold the authority to command the respect of anyone.
You don't hold the chair.
You don't have it.
You're not anyone.
You're no one.
If you're going to sit by, you're going to allow this.
You have been.
Oh, and what's that?
You're richer than you've ever been before, politicians.
How's the business sector going?
Oh, look, insolvencies have surged 87% higher in the first quarter of this year.
Things are going well.
Things are going well.
Where is this going to lead?
Gee, I wonder.
I wonder why they're so horny to push World War III.
Could it be because everything's falling down around them and the only way is to try and drag us into a major confrontation that would take up all of our time and attention?
Allegedly, the Russians have destroyed a whole pile of French soldiers.
And the Russians said, fuck around, find out.
What are you going to do about it?
You should have sent them there.
Allegedly, I don't know.
This story is not really widely.
Nothing seems to be, nobody wants to talk about this one.
So this is a pretty touchy situation.
Thank you.
So they hit a mercenary training base in NATO with a dagger missile, dozens dead and wounded reporting.
Yeah, allegedly they're French.
Like from French militant, not mercenaries.
NATO and mercenary training base.
Lots of people.
Yeah.
So where is this going to go?
The people leading us are incapable of doing what they have to do.
Look at this.
This is one of your guys, right?
This is one of your conservatives.
You know, look at you.
You're a fucking Kendall.
He's resigning because he retweeted a tweet two years ago.
Effective immediately, I'll be stepping down as the candidate for the...
What was the tweet?
How bad could it have been?
He retweeted this.
This photo where someone said, you may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
For those listening, the photo is a little girl about six years old, maybe five, six, seven, hard to say.
She's got a rainbow flag in one hand.
She's at a pride parade, and she's holding the leash of three gay men in fetish dress outfits in their underwear with their cocks out and a dog mask on.
He retweeted that and said, you know, didn't even say anything, just retweeted it with the caption, you may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
So now he feels like he's been defeated.
His spirit has been shattered.
He can no longer continue.
He must resign.
He can't withstand this.
And then later went on to say, oh, well, I stand by it.
But this is the quality.
This is the character of the men we have out here trying to defend our society and our people from the fucking nightmare at large.
Soft-handed, weak-wristed, just, ooh, I'm scared of a lot of things, and I'm pushed around very easily, and words scare me.
And they're losing the leadership, the PP and Lanceman, you all fucking, you're losing all your own people.
Sooner or later, they're all going to be our people because we're telling the truth and you're lying.
And I've been noticing your own fucking influencer team's not doing well, are they?
They're making videos about how depressed and poor, they're falling apart to the fucking seams.
And your other, the media arm of your cheerleading squad is starting to say, ask questions.
Like, why are we fucking cowards?
Because we don't want to be called racist.
That's right.
People are listening.
It's getting around and they're making the correct determination that if the choice is between being called names and destroying our home and civilization and lending our children to enslavement and ruin, I'm starting to feel like I'm ready to be called racist.
That's a far better outcome than letting my children be destroyed and live in a nightmare.
Don't you think, isn't it time?
Don't you think, Canada, isn't it time?
I broke my nose.
You want to talk about common sense?
How about that for common sense?
I'm on steps in my front door And I took one look And turned around I felt the death power The black dog gaining ground But in daylight, daylight, daylight, daylight, daylight, yeah Shut up man, shut up soul Let me be myself.
Look at that overture window.
She's creased up and having got ships.
Shut, shut, shut, shut my out of the room.
Let me be myself.
We will fucking bully reality back into normalcy.
We're gonna militantly normalize normal.
With ruthless meanness.
You guys keep being offended over tweets and words, and let us know how far that gets you.
Let us, give us an update.
Oh, you got fatter.
Crazy.
Crazy.
There you go, West Jetson.
I'm out of here.
All right, some extra minus.
Thank you very much, guys.
I appreciate that.
Raising distinct.com for my social media links, my Substack is linked there as well.
And theQuits.com.
You can go get tickets to the Monster Transform Calgary Vancouver Edict.
Saskatoon!
Hamilton!
Halifax-ish!
Sam!
Black Dog!
Meaning Gamblets!
Maybe Gamblets!
That's it, that's all!
Shut up your money!
He needs a drugstore!
The labor union said we had to feed the slaves, so we hope we didn't budget for food.
So the Great Duncan!
Richard Miss the Buck Car.
Thank you very much, guys!
Shut your treasure!
Daylight, deadlock, deadlock, deadlock, yeah!
Shut up, man!
Shut up, soul!
Let me build myself home.
Daylight, daylight, daylight, daylight, yeah.
Shut up, man, I'm on the road.
Let me burn my soul Let me burn my soul Let me burn my soul Let me
burn my soul I don't see anything.
Holy shit!
That's Ramona!
Stop on the gas, we gotta get out of here.
Set the engine!
I don't care!
Go!
She's crazy!
Swerve!
We'll be right back.
Don't do it, Derek!
He's going for them.
He's going for them.
Get the fuck out of here!
Watch out for the lights!
How is your RV moving so fast?
How is your RV moving so fast?
I just, of course, you have hand grenades!
I'm not gonna ask where they came from!
I said that to theory!
What the fuck do I do?
I don't care!
What's the rules of Snapchat Highway?
There's no fucking cops out of here!
Do whatever you want!
There's a similar job!
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
I can't believe this came true!
Peel around that corner of the friends so they can safely continue until next time!
