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Jan. 27, 2024 - Raging Dissident
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RageCast 417: IDOLATRY

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Okay, I go spare the details, but that was really annoying.
I'm getting real.
We're both very unhappy with this.
I don't know what to say about that, Phil.
Sabotage!
Sabotage!
If there's one thing that has to work, it's the microphone.
That has to work more than anything else.
And it didn't work for some reason.
And to fix it, we've circled back to 1988 and I unplugged it.
And I plugged it back in and for some reason...
Fine!
Sorry about that!
You're a little bit late, it's hard to be clean!
If I knew whose fault it was, I would blame them.
It's definitely not mine.
I'm the only one that's been here, but someone else did this.
This was someone else's doing.
This was Ben Shapiro and the Mossad.
Yeah, I don't know.
I was like, why?
Check everything.
Volume good?
All the setup.
Yeah, it's set to the right thing.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Test this, test that.
What in the fuck?
Plug, plug it, plug it in.
Oh, right, right.
The highly technically, highly advanced big brain, big IQ software update.
Trust us, we've got everything.
Yeah, we're still dealing with the 1980s problems of have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
I guess.
All right.
So anyway, let's hope that we don't have to deal with that again.
Why is this so quiet now?
I don't even want to touch anything anymore.
It's very frightening.
No, no.
Let's just stop it.
See what I'm saying?
The whole thing is working against me.
Kevin is Massad.
Kevin probably is.
Massad will take anybody that can be bought or anybody that'll do it for free.
They're just whores like that.
They'll take absolutely anybody.
I've never even been asked, which I find kind of insulting.
I mean, well, maybe, though.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's how it worked.
I had like one of the, not like high-level, but like, you know, street-level, you know, Jews reach out to me one day, years ago and was trying to get me on his podcast.
And I was like, no.
He's like, do you know who I am?
I'm like, do you know who I am?
And that was it.
I don't know if that was the only chance.
I don't know.
I don't know how it works.
It's like, you know, I get all dressed.
I'm like the hot chick and like, no, but nobody, nobody wants to date me.
Nobody's even going to ask for my number.
Wow.
Okay.
Whoa.
All right, then.
Guess I'll get an OnlyFans page then.
Fuck all you homos.
And that's what I did.
So there.
Not really.
All right.
Who's fucking with my stuff?
I don't know, guys.
It's probably just something that happened with the machine.
Who cares?
That is a great idea.
OG Mango says muted merch in the grift shop when?
Yeah, there's something there.
Somebody wants to put something together.
I should get my...
Diago Em, thank you very much, man.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, Gary knows.
Nobody cares.
I know.
Nobody cares.
I don't know why.
I'm just complaining about it because I got to do something in between all the other complaining I'm going to do.
Jews are under street level.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
This one was above ground and like a known quantity in the city of Toronto.
So I was like, interesting.
And like has a Wikipedia page for being a terrorist and stuff.
So I was like, okay.
I don't know if he was told to call me.
Like, I don't know how it works.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I know B.J. Dictor avoided me like the plague from day one as well.
Circled around a lot of people I know, though, and tried to tell them what to think and what to say and how he could manage them and, you know, get a give go fund me and he'll be the beneficiary of it for them because he's going to manage their content.
All the right-wing Canadian people, he's going to help them manage it.
Yeah.
Good time.
Good stuff.
Nobody sees anything.
I don't see anything.
I don't notice.
I've never noticed anything in my life.
I've never noticed anything in my life.
Noticing is racist.
How dare you notice things?
What do you want to do?
Huh?
What are we doing, guys?
I don't know where to begin.
So I'm just going to kind of go wherever, like I normally do.
What else is going on?
Oh, I spoke to, again, Maria Z today for a few minutes.
Maybe like 10, 15 minutes.
I don't know what she's doing.
Some kind of crazy show.
Whatever she does down there.
That'll be out on Sunday, I think she said.
So that was nice.
If you're wondering, Australia is just as bad as Canada.
Actually, there you go.
They had Australia Day.
And I said, I don't know if I should say happy.
Like, is it good?
Is it bad?
Like, I mean, the things aren't great down there, are they?
Oh, now I got to reload all my tabs again, don't I?
Because the whole thing, I had to reboot the computer.
That's great.
That's great when that happens.
I love that.
That's a great feature.
And is it all out of order now, too?
Good.
What is this?
Why is it in French?
I was just looking at this moments ago, and now...
Ettre tre tier bon si ma monde de villier.
Why do you talk?
Oh, in English, your quest cannot be completed.
Why?
But there's terrorists in City Hall in Edmonton.
Fine, I'll just go to this other page.
I mean, there's multiple reports.
I don't need to go to that one.
But that's not what I was looking for.
I was looking for this.
Why is this crazy old boomer yelling at me?
Oh, that's the guy, the boomer with the piano that was mad.
Anyway.
North Sydney.
North Sydney.
More than a dozen men wearing black belly clavis held a Sydney trine.
Held on a Sydney train after they were seen.
I'm just butchering it.
Yeah, they were walking around with Australian flags.
This is a real headline.
I know I'm like paranoid.
I'm muted.
My phone lit up for a second, probably from spam email.
And I'm like, oh, okay, no.
A leader of a neo-Nazi group was among more than 60 hooded men wearing barely clavic.
Oh, sounds scary.
Shocking.
They were shocking scenes.
What was shocking?
This?
This is it?
This is shocking?
The public order riot squad were alerted to a group of heavily disguised people.
Yeah, I wonder why that is.
Is it because you keep trying to take their kids away from them and have them debanked and destroyed and thrown in jail forever?
Do you think maybe that could inspire a need for like, you know, like not just totally sacrificing your family because these freaks will attack your family?
They firebombed a guy's house on Christmas Eve.
Oh, I don't know why they're wearing that.
That's gee, crazy.
They must just be feds.
I mean, their homes are being firebombed on Christmas Eve.
I don't know why they don't want everyone to just, hey, maybe you can run over my kid as he plays in the street on his bike.
Maybe you can do that.
Maybe you can hit my wife with your car.
Maybe you can slash our tire, throw a Molotov into our son's crib through the window at night.
Why not?
Why not risk these things for the amusement and approval of anonymous people on the internet?
That's who you need to please, guys.
If you're worried about the biggest losers in the world, anonymous whiners on the internet, you're also one of them.
They're bystanders and spectators.
They don't matter.
They just sit there and whine and complain and talk shit.
It's just, you know, they're spectators.
It's just noise.
It's a waste of time to engage with.
But anyway, yeah, it's preposterous.
Geez, I wonder why they're wearing masks.
Not all of them do.
Some of them, probably, these guys are doxed already, but look, they had the police presence.
What do we got here?
A bunch of white guys with an Australian flag.
Call the police.
Call all the police.
Look at them.
Walking with a British.
Was that an Australian flag?
terrifying footage from North Sydney.
Oh no, they're formed up.
They're lining up to probably throw gas at people.
I don't know what they're going to do.
They've all got the same jacket on.
It could only be the government.
This is so stupid.
What's happening?
You got any other smart ass takes?
I'll just start working off.
Do you?
Yes.
So anyway, they weren't allowed to celebrate Australia.
Australian men weren't allowed to celebrate Australia Day in Australia on Australia Day with an Australian flag in Australia.
So that's cool.
Anyway, I was talking to her for a minute today, and Australia came up, and it reminded me, like, oh, how bad is it down there?
Oh, right, quite bad.
Quite bad.
It's like, oh, well, good when they're Nazis.
You know, you're next, right?
You know, they're next.
Because I don't know if you've noticed this about your enemies.
You should have, unless you're a total imbecile, but they never stop pulling out a thread.
Like, once they get a hold of it, and they'll just take it all until it's all gone.
So if they succeed in saying, these people are now illegal, I don't like them.
They're bad, and they're illegal now.
So no.
It's not over.
Okay, they're not going to go, there, now we can finally have some real political discourse without all the extremists and terrorists.
No, because now the window has moved in.
So you're like, oh, I'm not like those.
Those guys are too extreme.
That's why I hear a lot of people say they're way too extreme.
That's fine if that's your opinion.
But you see, they're here.
Okay.
Here's you.
And they're here.
But they're extreme.
So you're safe here because they're way out here in the extreme world.
Well, the government's just decided, now here's the line.
Now you're extreme.
Now you're at the extreme end of acceptable.
Why do you got to be so extreme?
You're basically almost those other guys we just got rid of.
Are you just like, you're going to turn into them, aren't you?
Maybe now we need to move it in a little more.
Do you see?
And it will just continue like this.
That's like these people cheerleading and, you know, good, throw them all in jail.
You're encouraging and dumping fuel on the fire that is going to destroy you.
Idiot.
Oh, well.
I mean, it's not like we're dealing with a lot of smart people.
If we were, we wouldn't be in this method.
It's a race to the bottom.
It's like Lord of the Flies out here.
Lord of the Flies out here.
Oh, where do I even get that pro?
There's so much crap, man.
I'll show to the chat first.
Let's see what you guys are doing.
I should read these.
I should read these before I get...
Maybe I'll get more money, you know, until they go, oh, he's awful.
I'll be like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just reality, right?
Like, I have to live in reality.
And it's where it is.
And this is it.
So if you don't like it, you can leave.
But, you know, where you're going, it's not real.
So careful.
You can get hurt.
I did.
It's dangerous out there.
It's dangerous in here.
It's dangerous everywhere.
Might as well not live in a lie.
All right.
Steven Spurg.
Steven Spurgberg says Phil should buy a moving company that could specialize in tall and important skyscrapers.
An urban moving company, perhaps.
Maybe a system.
A system of urban movers could be.
Is that something we could look into, Phil?
Maybe urban moving systems.
Oh, it's been used?
Who's already used the company named Urban Moving Systems?
Really?
I wonder if people should look into them.
I wonder if they have any connections to Ben Shapiro, for example.
Is that possible?
Ben Shapiro, do you have anything to do?
Do you move?
No, that's right.
Right.
Jews don't move furniture, so that can't be what it is.
Other people do that.
So if there was a company called Urban Moving Systems, you'd be like, wait a minute.
You know?
That's like a bunch of black street gang guys from Chicago.
And they're like, yeah, we're investment bankers.
And you'd go, oh, okay.
Wait a second.
No, you're not.
No, they're not.
They're drug dealers.
Use your eyes.
Come on.
They're Wall Street.
Obviously.
That's where they got all those watches.
They didn't steal them off of dead people.
Amber Buttons had to explain to my boss that I needed time off to bottle feed calves.
It's important, but they're not going to feed themselves, Amber.
Your boss should understand this.
Because very soon the food I raise will be more important than the money I make.
Seems he doesn't quite grasp the concept.
Yeah, they don't.
They're not.
Just leave them.
You know, just move on.
It's kind of a waste of time to even alert them at this point.
Like, just do what you got to do to insulate yourselves and protect yourselves.
And, you know, it's worth stopping if it's like a situation metaphorically where there's a person on the side of the road hitchhiking.
Like, please, somebody people.
Like, they're trying to, you know, they're already fairly aware of what's going on or they have a, you don't have to force feed them the medicine, right?
Those people just, what are you talking about?
Everything's never, nothing's ever been better.
They don't get on the lifeboat.
They're not meant to, you know.
St. Maurice Bear says tons of street-level Jews at the Texas border losing their minds.
I don't, yeah, I've not examined that angle of it yet.
The way my head works, especially with that, I'll get to that more of this later because there's lots to look at there, is this is going to happen, whether we want it to or not, whether it's fabricated or not, whether people are egging it on and paying people off.
Like, regardless, like, what's most important?
Is this going to happen?
Probably.
Is it stoppable?
If it does, no.
If it's been decided this is the future, we're going to have civil war over the border in Texas, then that's what's going to happen.
We don't have anywhere near the weight and the gravity required to turn around a boat that size.
There's just not, we just don't have it.
Not even close.
The best we can do is try to ride these transitions and through the chaos, like the COVID years, through the chaos of it, it provides opportunities to really try to make some elbow room and try to gather some weight and gravity yourself.
That's the best you're going to do.
And then eventually, hopefully, we can be in a position to really start throwing that weight around a little bit.
But right now, it's like if they want to have World War III, we're going to have it, too.
That's another thing.
There's no way to.
But what you can do is just anticipate if this is how it's going to happen, okay, then what probably could happen as a result of that?
And then plan accordingly.
I really don't see...
Is Texas going to back down?
And then what?
Face a massive revolt?
The people of Texas will lose their minds.
People are already showing up.
Am I going to do this right now?
Should I?
I'll come back to this.
Remind me of Texas in a few minutes because I just want to get through these messages first because there's a lot going on there.
It's quite a, I mean, figures.
Everyone knew that's where it would be.
Like, man, if the Civil War kicks off, probably something to do with the border.
Everybody's been thinking this for 10 years.
And I mean, that's where the bleeding is.
That's the femoral artery that's hemorrhaging all over the floor.
Of course, the discussion about what's to be done is probably going to revolve around that.
That's probably going to have something to do with it.
Scarecrow says, never knew a night ahead of blog.
Right.
Do you like it?
A lot of people didn't know that, so I made sure to include it in the latest sub stack that I made.
Stay the fuck home, hashtag.
They're just doing their part.
She also solicited donations for the COVID Relief Fund of Canada because we didn't spend enough money.
We spent more money than both world wars, and most of it was stolen by the political ruling elite of this country.
They mostly just robbed us blind.
And she's there like, yeah, throw more of your money in, you dumb slave.
They're awful people, dude.
Anyway.
Fuck politicians.
They're antithetical to our existence.
They're the class of people we have to keep down and keep bullied and keep intimidated to the point.
They just never feel like they should talk because they shouldn't ever.
maybe we could use them for manual labor and they might be able to do that, but I don't know if that's, I don't know what they can do.
They're parasites.
So can you make them work in a positive way?
I don't know.
I don't know.
People smarter than me are going to have to figure out what's going to be done with that.
Scarecrow.
Yeah, he says, the writing is so good.
She knows all the PJ hashtags.
Even the title speaks volumes about how humble she really is.
Yeah, pretty and smart company.
Prettyandsmart.co.
Yeah.
Yeah, get the libs out, guys.
You got to think bigger, fellas.
gotta get the libs out.
It helps to imagine a character, like someone I'm talking to, and it will change the tone of how I'm speaking radically.
You know, a 15-year-old kid, a 58-year-old drunk man, like it varies wildly.
Because I can't see any of you.
I can't see any of these people.
I don't know how anybody.
So it's just kind of, you're just witnessing my own, I'm talking to myself in a dark room.
But, you know, for the thinking ones, do you really think it's that simple?
Honestly, do you really believe that?
Do you have any real concept of just how corrupt this place really is?
First of all, let's be being honest right now.
I'm being real with you right now.
If you buy into the idea that I think a lot of people have figured this out by now, that the medicine time rollout was orchestrated.
It was coordinated.
It was quarterbacked all over the world by a small group of people that seem to be calling the shots all over the Western world at the same time.
That does seem to be some people.
Well, we'll call it the globalists, let's say.
Right?
Right.
So an intra, a supranational level of power, meaning they're bigger than not just one president, but like many of them, if not all of them.
Because these orders are coming down into nation states, which no longer exist independently.
They're just provinces in the new world, which is theirs.
They own it.
They own everybody.
They own the whole thing.
They own every country.
They own all the rulers.
They own all the newspapers, everything.
Anything that's worth owning, it's you're the best way to understand it is basically when you were born, if you're alive, let's say.
So are you alive right now listening to this?
If you're not, I would love to know your secret.
Please contact me in my psychic travels and teach me this power of defeating dev.
If you're alive, you were born in a time when it was already over, pretty much, as far as that's concerned.
The monopolization of information has been happening for forever, a long time, and since the 20th century, yeah, it's pretty much just been exclusively tightly controlled.
There's something like four companies now.
There's like four media companies in the world, four, that own all the other ones.
Four.
That's four CEOs.
Four guys.
All the screens.
You see where I'm going with this?
Insane levels of power and influence you can't possibly quantify.
You can't even really draw an equation.
What people believe is the, you know, a high, a big chair, a powerful, a lot of weight, a lot of gravity, is the president, the prime minister.
They think that's at the top, right?
No, that guy's just like down here.
He's like a middle guy.
He's not even really.
Because these guys down here, the presidents, the prime ministers, the politicians, they have to play in their world with their rules.
And if they don't, you're out.
Bye, you don't get to play anymore.
Goodbye.
Because they own everything, right?
So they get to select who is going to be good for this company.
If you start to understand that the world is basically a giant business to these people, and we're just livestock, that's probably a much healthier way and a more accurate way to look at the world.
If it's good for the business model, if this is going to help the company, meaning they make money and everything, they get more of what they want, more power, more influence, then yeah, you're in because you're helping them.
If you're not helping them, but you're not in the way, they'll ignore you.
If you're trying to fight them, but you're having no effect whatsoever because this is an ant versus a bulldozer, they'll just drive right over you if you're in the way and not even notice.
They don't care.
But if you do manage to get its attention at all and cause any kind of discomfort, even the littlest amount, they'll fucking ruin your life and destroy you.
They'll put you in prison.
They'll take your kids from you.
They'll take your pension away.
They'll wipe their ass with your rights and laugh in your face and lie in court on TV.
Just fucking straight lie.
I've seen it.
It's happened to me.
100% non-true.
They just made this up.
In court.
Oh yeah, buddy.
So this is the extent of the influence.
It's total.
It's complete.
It's everywhere and in everything.
Academia, the health industry, law enforcement, the military, everything, everywhere, all of it.
Like, you're behind enemy lines, essentially.
But you...
So...
How are their lights on?
How are they not in jail?
Like, what's going on there?
Oh, they're just smarter than you?
No, they're not.
They're playing ball.
All of the major issues, anything that would really make an actual difference in the court, like not minor adjustments, not little tweaks.
I mean, let's go this way now.
None of that.
There's no disagreement there.
All the climate stuff, which is meant to destroy you and bankrupt you and deindustrialize your civilization.
All of the land acknowledgements and the indigenous rights, the UN drip stuff, which is going to carve Canada up, and it's already happening.
They're trying to pull the same stuff in Australia again with the voice stuff.
Yeah, Australia managed to defeat that before it was too late.
Canada, not so much.
All the law.
mean where's this what They're all in it together.
I can find the story.
I rearranged everything before I sat down, and now I regret to say I don't really know where it is.
There it is.
There's something else I was writing about.
Like, look.
We're all in this together.
That's every party leader.
This was the middle of the crisis.
None of them.
Like this guy.
Anyone who knows who cares who this guy is outside of Quebec?
No.
You're just there because why not have a brown guy with a hat that's just a boat splitter to support the you, I mean, God, you're lucky you're even in the frame.
There's no point.
Are you gone already?
You're already gone.
This chump is replaced by another chump who's replaced by another chump, and this guy's going to be replaced.
Guys, none of these people matter.
This is just a paint job.
This is like a skin in a video game for a race car.
Now it's blue.
Now it's red.
Now it's, let's paint it orange.
Fuck it.
It's the same car.
It's the exact same car.
It's not faster.
It's not cooler.
It's just a different color on it.
Stay home.
Stay safe.
All of the ruin.
They destroyed the country, you understand.
Our economy is destroyed.
The economic pain you're living in right now, these people did all of it.
They printed more money than the World War.
And nobody had an issue.
There was no fight to be had, was there?
What was there?
A couple sound bites?
Their detractor, you know, my detractors, their supporters, that's not true.
I found this clip of somebody going, excuse me, and that was it.
Oh, that was all you had to say?
You have all the influence and all the access to all the cameras and all the TV stations and all the radios and all the newspapers and there's media scrums every day outside of Parliament all the goddamn time.
All you had to do was just walk in there and be like, I've got something I'd like to say.
And who did that?
No one.
Absolutely fucking none of them did.
No, they all were fine with you suffering.
And now that the court ruling has come out that, yeah, this whole thing is what they did is insane.
Some of these chumps who are competing with the other chumps are going, that's me.
I'm me.
Vote for me now.
They're like taking turns holding each other under a pool of water, laughing and giggling and splashing each other while they're doing Coke and drinking, and the water is actually all piss.
This is a charade.
None of these people matter.
It will make no difference.
Do you think it matters who it do you think we were what's the way?
Here's another important, let's talk about important things, right?
Things that matter.
We got to get these pronouns out of the emails.
I mean, that's insane, sure.
But is it a huge...
How about war...
Is that a big deal?
Would there have been any difference which one of these clowns was in it?
Like, we were going to Slava Ukraine no matter what.
You know that, right?
No one asked you anything, did they?
No, they told you.
They didn't say, if you want to Slava Ukraine.
They said, you slava now.
And we put the flags up and everybody had the bio, the profile, the colors, and the flags and everything.
Oh, it was so beautiful, Phil, wasn't it?
How'd that go?
Everyone lost interest because they moved on to another current thing because they're such virtuous and, you know, well, they're just good.
They're just better people than us.
Apparently ignored the fact that at least a million people were killed and they're conscripting handicapped people and women and everything now.
Oh, well.
And the Canadian people had no say in that at all, did we?
No, all the government agrees on just like all the other serious things, right?
How about let's have drag queen everything.
Let's have grown men swing their genitals around in front of your kids.
Oh, you know what?
No, yeah, that's all good to go with them too, guys, actually.
We're going to be doing that as well.
Oh, and the hate speech stuff.
Yeah, they all agree on that.
They all agree.
There's way too much anti-Semitism in the world right now, you know?
So we're going to, again, we're going to move that goalpost in a little more, maybe a lot more.
How about the Middle East?
We're probably going to have another war there.
Do you think it matters who's elected?
No, no, because we're going to go, aren't we?
We all know we are.
Well, I mean, I'm not going because I'm racist, and many of you aren't going either because you're racist.
But hopefully, and, you know, rightfully, it should be these people's children or themselves that go, but none of them will.
They'll expect yours to go.
So I'd be looking for a way around that.
It'd be pretty easy.
Just say you're a Nazi, and then they're not going to give you a gun.
They won't let you in the military.
So there.
There you go.
That's the best anti-draft card you can think of.
They all think we are anyway, right?
What does it matter?
What does it matter anymore?
It doesn't matter anymore.
To them, that's all we are.
We're not even people.
And they can firebomb our homes on Christmas Eve.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
You don't matter.
Roger that.
So anyway, what I'm trying to say is it doesn't matter who you're going to vote for.
This is all just a game to play.
This is part of the business model.
This is one of the games we have here in the casino.
This is called politics.
This is the politics room.
Over there, we have Texas Hold'em.
We have Blackjack over there.
You want to play politics in this room, which is all under the same roof?
We got war profiteering over there.
We got banking scams over there.
Oh, you don't like the casino?
Oh, you don't get to play at all then.
good to live outside with all the poor people.
It's just easier.
It's easier for people to believe and like, no, we just got to get the limbs out.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
That's all.
That's the whole problem.
It's just that one guy and his friends, isn't it?
And you know who's most eagerly like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
It is.
That's the conservatives.
Why do you think they're so eager to agree with that?
Because it absolves them of any guilt.
They get to lump it on their enemies.
They get elected.
They risked nothing at all and they gain everything.
And there's people out there that trust them.
Insane.
I feel bad for them.
Thank you.
We all agree.
Get the shot.
We all agree.
What's the cancer rate, guys?
They're not going to keep bringing this up because it's like I keep hearing about people this is happening to.
Like, it's crazy.
People are getting sick everywhere.
Vote for me.
Vote?
What are you talking about?
Voting.
You're all criminals.
Voting.
That's over.
That's retarded.
That's retarded.
You're all insane criminals.
We have a massive problem.
We have like a kleptocracy of unprecedented magnitude.
Our country has been captured by thieves, and we're being robbed to death.
And the people that are aware of this are being made into criminals by the thieves.
Isn't that nice?
I'm sure that if you just get the libs out, it'll all just, you know, Brampton will not be full of Indian car wrecks anymore.
Just like that.
All those people that died will just come back to life.
All the wars that we got, those will just have unthill just unexplode all the bombs, right?
Of course.
Who's going to pay for any of this?
No one.
No one.
Unless we make them pay for it, unless they are made to be held accountable, they won't be.
There's no one else.
Everyone's like, oh, who's going to do it?
Us.
We have to because it's us and it's them.
There's them and there's us.
There's no one else.
Like, that's it.
Every country's been conquered.
Every company, it's crazy.
Elon Musk owns a spaceship company.
He's building spaceships for something to do because that's how much money he has.
That's how powerful he is.
And he is subjected to a month-long humiliation kiss my feet exercise I've ever seen.
Do you think he wants to be doing this?
He's in Twitter spaces, his own platform that he bought with his own money, being told by seven or eight rabbis how things are going to be now, and he's just there to be like, yes, sir, yes, sir, in front of everyone, in front of everyone.
And then they fly him over there.
Look, it's a baby's crib.
Isn't this insane?
Down the road, there's a active, the most ruthless genocide in contemporary history is happening right now.
Then they take him to the Auschwitz Museum, put the hat on his head, and make him go through all of that.
Are we even done yet?
Maybe not.
Maybe Ben Shapiro has to circumcise Elon first.
Maybe he's not done being humiliated and paraded around.
So they have no influence?
Really?
None.
Just the sheer power of guilt?
Is that what you're suggesting?
Because that's quite the power, you know?
To just bend.
Oh, what are you the richest, most powerful man?
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
Kiss my feet in front of everybody all day long.
All day long.
That's what you get.
That's what you get for acting out.
He's being bitch slapped in public, guys.
He bought Twitter and says, well, it's going to be a free speech platform.
As long as it's not illegal, it's fine.
If it's not illegal.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Those fences got tested immediately.
And to his credit, Elon stood his ground for a while.
Not anymore.
Now everything's getting taken down.
Band says, we're going right back to the old days.
Just like that.
The richest man in the world decided, I will just...
Or was he made to do this?
Because why didn't he just do this in the first place if this was his intention?
He bought it, fixed it to a large degree, and was like, there, now, and that lasted a couple of months.
And now that's going to change now.
Because he's on a tour.
He's on a guilt tour.
Again, maybe we're not done.
Maybe he has to go see the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Tunnel first and lay a wreath.
Maybe he has to lay a wreath At the Jeffrey Epstein child murder sex dungeon, Mazad Island Memorial.
Does he have to do that?
Fats don't care about feelings.
You fucking faggot.
You fucking thank you.
You fucking thank you.
No, they've never done anything wrong ever.
Ever.
People just hate.
They're just full of hate.
I do hate child sex dungeon blackmare, blackmail murder island.
Yeah, I mean, what?
This is Disney-level villainry.
Villainy?
Vilacity?
I don't know.
Let's make up words.
They are.
Who cares?
No rules anymore.
You couldn't put this in a mo an island so you can never escape, first of all.
Oh, I'm afraid.
Oh, you're running, child.
Child, don't run.
I'm afraid there's nowhere to go.
You know, you're just being hunted by this 85-year-old pervert pedophile running, screaming.
There's an island.
It's not even a big one.
Oh, where are you going?
You'll have to jump, I'm afraid.
I wonder how many of them just jumped to their deaths.
Where are the victims?
Like, how many...
Shh.
Hey, who was doing this?
Oh, Mossad was.
The Israelis were.
The Israelis were doing this.
Come on, Elon.
Come see our fucking museum.
Come see our fucking museum.
Over here, these are the actual skulls of the USS Liberty victims.
We collected them when we polished them.
Oh, wait.
Wrong museum.
Sorry.
I'm at this museum.
There's a roller coaster and the Germans roller coastered our people to death.
You have to believe it in Canada.
It's the law.
Especially that part.
That was never debunked.
There was a roller coaster that killed people, okay?
What?
Are you saying don't believe the victims?
That's what he said.
That's what he said happened.
He also said there was a machine that jerked people off to death.
Are you saying you're a Holocaust denier?
Because that's what you're saying if you don't believe that in Canada.
That's what the law is.
Anyway, Elon.
Anyway, maybe soon you can go back to running your stupid spaceship toy company.
Don't you ever forget who runs this place again.
Or we'll kill your children.
You know what I mean?
And the creepy thing is, like, he had a kid with him.
One of his kids, I presume, a young one.
And it was just like, why would you bring your four-year-old, three-year-old to something like this?
And it was like, did they tell him to bring that kid specifically?
Like, what the fuck, man?
How no one sees this for what it is is mind-blowing.
Like, he was clearly forced to do all these things.
All of a sudden, he's like, you know what I'm going to do all month all of a sudden out of the blue is just worship Jews like you'd never believe.
Like crazy.
Like crazy.
I've stopped doing anything else.
I don't care about my rocket ship program.
I don't care about my cars that don't work and don't work.
I don't care about any.
All I care about now is Jews all of a sudden.
Hey, aren't you the richest guy in the world?
And he's like, I thought I was.
I thought I was.
I'm not.
I'm far from it.
You're the richest guy in the known world.
Anybody believe these stories?
He's like, oh, the Rothschilds are only worth, like, maybe $100 billion.
Like, ha!
$100 billion.
They own international banking franchise.
Like, they're worth numbers that we don't even know about.
Like, what do you pick one?
Yeah, they have that much.
Oh, yeah, they have 20 trillion.
Probably, yeah, probably.
Considering every country in the world owes them everything all the time.
Yeah.
Whatever the planet is worth, that's how much money they have.
So yeah, a lot.
Look, where do you think all the money everybody owes somebody something, right?
Do you know who all the debt belongs to?
Them.
So yeah, they have a lot of money.
All of the money, actually.
Yeah.
It's kind of a superpower when you think about it.
It's the kind of superpower that allows you to build child sex dungeon murder islands for Israeli Mossad to blackmail powerful figures to enact favorable decisions.
It's the kind of money that allows you to do stuff like that.
You know?
But anyway, I know.
You're going to get the libs out, and I'm sure it's going to be fine.
It's going to be great.
I'm happy for you.
You know, you worked hard.
You owned the libs as much as anybody.
You really did own them good.
I didn't know if I had to do this, but the health, the mental health especially of so many people's T-Vor made me do this.
I just feel like people will take you more seriously.
We're just going to test it out.
We're going to test it out.
Fake doctors got us into this mess.
Fucking fake racist doctors can make it worse.
Okay?
Just bear with me.
This is my.
This is exactly how they did it on CBC.
Here, just fucking put this on.
Just put this on.
What?
What do you want me to say?
Shut up.
Just shut up.
It's on.
It's live.
What?
What are you talking about?
I don't know what this is.
I don't.
Oh!
Hi there.
I'm a guy you've never seen before, but I'm on TV.
And clearly, I'm a doctor.
So the things that I'm going to say, they're pretty important and you should listen to very carefully.
Because, once again, multiple signs that I'm a doctor.
And that's all you really need to know.
Here at Totally Real, Not Fake Doctor Industries, sponsored by whatever government tyrannical nightmare you live in, there's a growing concern about a new kind of mental health pandemic.
It's called copism.
Actually, we hope you have it.
We want you to have it.
Signs include believing getting the libs out will fix all of their problems.
That's good.
That's healthy.
That's what we want to see.
Other signs can include complete and total denial of reality in favor of targeting, you guessed it, the libs.
If you have copism or know anybody that wants to have some, we encourage you to spread it.
And you can do so by going to any government-sponsored website or really following any kind of mainstream programming at all.
They'll get you fixed right up with what you need.
You want to cope.
We've got all the cope you've ever needed to live.
We'll cope you up so much that, I mean, you're going to die in slow motion.
I mean, I can't lie forever.
I mean, a Hippocratic.
Listen, they're going to kill us all.
Look.
Is this backwards?
Who gives a shit?
Let me check.
Come here.
Come here.
Look.
Yeah.
No, you're all fucked up.
No, you should hear your...
No, you've got syrup for blood, sir.
Notice or don't notice?
You've got diabetes, so who cares?
Doesn't matter.
All right.
The doctor needs a drink.
Prognosis, sir!
You're all fucked.
Who cares?
Nobody's kid.
Nobody cares.
We're all fucked.
It's Gary.
I'm prescribing Gary some angry push-ups.
I'm a doctor now.
I'm staying a doctor now.
You can't take this medical.
You just look at me.
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
I've got all the shit!
Something's got to give to!
Something's got to give!
You can't cancel me.
I am the science.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Fuck no sense.
Terminal!
Scarecrows is what a great week.
Meeting Tom Russo more than cancels out the disappointment about another Tom.
And seeing the Diaglion prophecy being fulfilled before our eyes.
It just made sense.
I mean, that's just where all the right-wing people were at versus where all the left-wing people were at.
And all the people that were not retarded versus the left-wing people.
There, it's the diagonal.
Yeah.
I mean, it was funny, but we all knew it was true.
All deep down, we're like, that is what's going to happen inevitably.
That's.
I'm just trying to be a light unto the world.
Trying to be a good boy, a good chosen one.
Hey, know about any grave sites I can destroy?
Not even the bones can stay.
Like, these people are fucking insane.
They're destroying cemeteries.
Digging up tombs and everything.
Get rid of every last inch.
Like, psychotic.
Elon, look at our museum.
Well, I mean, our monument.
I mean, what are we calling it?
We're calling it Another Movie by Steven Spielberg.
*sad music*
Man on the mountain says Edmonton shooter Bizani Sarvar is accused of seven offenses, including possession of incendiary material and an unauthorized firearm.
What is an unauthorized firearm?
If he had been a white guy, they would have called it a weapon of mass destruction.
Is that it?
Oh, seven offenses.
Is that it?
And are those the worst?
How about terrorism?
Because it was terrorism.
I mean, that's...
He released a video.
This is the guy in Edmonton who went in and shot up City Hall with a gun.
There's a video of him saying, yeah, he's doing this over the Gaza-Palestine-Israel thing.
So, politically motivated, yeah?
Violently motivated.
I mean, that's your guy, Radgy Boy, right?
I bet you he gets bail, though.
You think he will?
Sean of the Dead says, we'll be counting how many times you say the word like.
Don't do it.
I'm afraid of the consequences.
Then we will know how many spoilers.
Ah, no, see, no.
I won't be having any.
Sean?
I won't.
OG Mango says, with all the horrors going on in Clown World these days, I think sometimes all we need is a good old smoke and a pancake.
A bonga de blitze fran.
Perhaps a crape and a rip.
No, no.
Was that gold member?
Is that what that was from?
OctoSteen says, Rebel News called today asking for money from Menzies.
He said, we need to fight against tyrants like Iran.
They wanted $200.
A hook spa of these diggers.
They're digging tunnels and they want your money for Menzies.
They're building a Menzies tunnel.
They're going to break them out.
Jake says, how you doing?
Congrats on the court case.
Which one?
Oh, this recent one with Cornell.
Yeah.
Small one in a corrupt shithole.
I've been listening and thinking during the weeks at work from your insights about the jab politicians, immigrants, even Canada being annexed as a country.
And the best insights, status quo, a uniparty, kabuki theater, communist corporatocracy.
It's a crossy for sure.
A kleptocracy, a kakistocracy, a shitbag aucracy.
But that's what a cacistocracy is.
It's like the worst people.
I talked about this years ago, I think, or on old stream.
It's a government of like the worst people you have.
I know I just said it.
The worst people you have.
Just the absolute trashiest, shittiest, least trustworthy, most selfish, absolute human garbage.
That's who's in charge.
Ah, that's a cackistocracy.
Yeah, that's what Canada has.
That's what we have.
And shockingly, they're popular.
Most people in this country are on some politician's team still to this day.
And that is, once again, I mean, my professional doctor opinion is they're not going to survive.
That's not a very...
You know what I mean?
I don't know if that's going to cut it.
I feel like there's going to be cullings.
There's going to be mass reductions in populations.
And I'm like, I don't think...
And you're just looking around like, okay, okay.
I don't think that guy's going to make it.
I'm going to stay away from him and this guy, maybe.
And he's just like, by the end of the first day, half of them are gone already.
Like, okay, that's the first wave.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know about a lot of these people, man.
The Hotspot.
There he is.
Just saunters in with his jingly clothes.
King Mahabulimuli says it is now impossible to post Europa anywhere on Twitter now because Jews are powerless and oppressed.
Oh, they banned that too.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, well, it's, you know, it's evil.
It's people saying things.
So it's banned, right?
It's banned information.
That'll show them.
That'll show them.
I saw Andrew Torba tweeted that, and I retweeted him, and I was like, because they were like, oh, you can't go to this.
No one watch this.
No one look at this.
And I said, you know, right after we got out of Afghanistan, you do decompression leave and you do it in kind of a, you know, place where you could clean up a mess if there's one.
So we're in Cyprus, a small country.
And we ran, this is our last hotel.
All the other hotels Canada has been banned from because, I mean, you're just rotating in and out, battle-weary infantrymen and tank driver.
And yeah, things are going sideways pretty much everywhere.
So that's what's going on.
And then we get a briefing.
So it's our turn.
We get there and they say, all right, safety briefing.
Before we cut you loose, everyone's at the edge of their seat, like ready to jump through the fucking wall as you get like a week off in this beautiful island off of Greece and you're just like, and it's a tourist city.
There's people from all over the world there.
There's all kinds of women around and bars that open all night everywhere.
And you're sitting there listening to some egghead.
Now, before we let you gentlemen go for the easy thing.
What the fuck?
We have to go over some of the rules.
In this part of the city, you can't go there.
It's all strip clubs and greasy bars and there's like drugs and hookers and nobody go there.
The Russians own that part of town.
All right.
Okay.
Bye, everybody.
Where do you think everybody went immediately?
Almost everyone.
Yeah, we want to go to the party, the crazy part of town.
All the bars and all that.
Yeah, the place they told us not to go to.
We're going there immediately.
So I don't know.
I don't know what they're trying to do here.
You're not allowed to look at this.
What do you mean I'm not allowed to look at it?
Well, now I want to look at it, right?
I don't know.
Seems counterproductive, but don't interrupt them when they're making a mistake.
Just let everything happen, guys.
Just let it.
Rise and Callie.
You got to learn the surface, bruh.
Jay says, I'm an intense person.
I know that, but here's my philosophy, this reality we live in.
Now, with what's happened with the lying, stealing, and the kids didn't apologize for being an intense person because all this right here now by supposed politicians is criminal joke.
They are criminals, and they're not going to just voluntarily be like, all right, I guess I think I'll punish myself.
I guess I'll, you know, investigate myself for bribery and extortion and embezzlement.
Yeah, I'll just, I'll just, yeah, I guess I will.
No, that'll never happen unless it's made to happen.
Do you really think these people are going to do that?
Well, finally, we've got the libs out.
There.
Now we've got common sense.
Yeah, when's everything get better?
Oh, well, it doesn't, but it did.
We got the libs out.
Now, we need more immigrants.
We need the cooks.
We need the restaurants.
Like, right from, it's so stupid.
Ah!
Also, we need to do more wars.
Oh, yay.
Oh, it's changed so much.
I can barely handle how much change there is.
Oh, my Lord.
My Lord.
Help me, my Lord.
That's how much change there is.
I'm calling out in pain to my Lord.
Oh, my goodness.
The radical shift that we've endured after getting the lids out blew my hair off.
I was bald for six months.
The planet literally, we're on a different axis now.
It was shocking.
I was not prepared for how it was.
So much positive change, man.
It was unbelievable.
I can't wait.
Yep.
Yep.
It's like people can only think two feet in front of their face or something.
And then I'm reminded a lot of them don't have an inner monologue.
Meaning, that's the polite way to say they don't think.
I don't know what to do with that.
That like 60 to 5 to 70%, is that the right number?
Again, I'm just, I'm a doctor, though, so I mean, I'm pretty close.
Even if I'm wrong and you're like, that's not the right number, I'll be like, well, the studies I read do reflect that that is the number, actually, sir.
And what are you wearing?
Not this.
Not wearing what I'm wearing.
Who do you believe?
Where do you think I got this?
Only, only experts can do this.
I have powers now.
You have to believe me.
Look!
Oh, my Lord!
Man.
Yeah, it's like 70% of people, they don't have an inner monologue.
Like, they don't have an ongoing dialogue in their mind with themselves.
They don't do that.
Apparently, they just hungry now and go eat.
And they're like birds or something.
They're just like, and just doing whatever.
So if you're out there going, man, what's wrong with these people?
Can they just not think?
I think so.
Yes.
I think so.
Like, why are none of them doing it?
Because they don't think.
They don't think.
So what do we do about that?
And they're like, that's not true.
I think.
And they repeat something they heard from somewhere else.
And 40 beheaded babies.
Some hots beheaded babies.
Like, like, It just.
You don't think, do you?
You're not one of us.
That's what we got to do.
We're not racist enough.
Now we need to divide along, you know, brain lines.
All the non-thinking people on one side, and I just want to do an experiment.
I just want to see what would happen.
As a medical doctor and now a eugenicist, a geneticist, eugenicist, doctor, quadruple HD.
You probably never heard of it because you're not even as much of a doctor.
I'm a neck.
Look, look.
Look at this.
It's just so outrageous.
I'm just so, I'm so insulted on behalf of all humans.
I'm like, really?
We fucking this worked?
Really?
Oh, oh, shit.
Oh, damn.
Oh, there was a guy with a suit on, was there?
Poel, I guess, when you don't think.
Okay!
Ah!
I hope the Packers win the Super Bowl.
George Floyd's hero!
*DUH* *DUH* *DUH* *clap*
I don't have as much sympathy, you know?
They don't even know.
They don't even, they don't think.
They're not able to think.
They literally don't know anything.
They can't know.
They're not able to know.
They don't think.
Why?
Why are we just why aren't the frogs helping us?
Why aren't the frogs helping us in this battle?
Because they're dumb.
Because they're frogs.
And they just eat flies and they just sit there, their stupid tongues, tweeting from anonymous accounts.
What do you want them to do?
Oh, hey, let's go ask the fish.
Hey, salmon!
Why aren't the salmon going to rise up?
Where's Bambi?
Why aren't you?
Well, I guess they all have this thing in common.
They're just non-sentient beings that don't think.
They're just basic survival needs.
It's like low power.
It's like your computer in, you know, 1998 on Windows safe mode.
Like barely anything.
And you're like, oh, you know, it would be a lot better.
Yeah, one that would think, one that could do, you know?
Because with just the most basic features, there's really a limited, you know, but they seem to like it.
They seem to like it as long as the lights are on all the screens and everything's flashing and there seem to be fine with everything, you know.
They can cut their dicks off and everything.
And it's like, listen, the lights are blinking, the cheese is flowing, there's sauces, there's oils, balls are getting kicked around, everyone's going, yay!
Like, they're fine.
They're fine.
We are literally managed like a resource like farm animals.
And it's not inaccurate.
It's totally logical.
It makes perfect sense to do it that way.
Because that's just how it is, guys.
Well, I'm not a farm animal.
Do something about it then.
I'm just telling you.
Now you know.
I mean, I don't even have a bank account.
They like force me to never have debt again.
I'm like, oh, shit.
Damn.
Oh, no.
Now what?
Ridiculous.
We should sell goat figurines.
We should sell all kinds of stuff.
Anything, all things.
Grift, grift away.
Yeah, so we got terrorists running around.
Let's see.
Mahabuli.
Amber says, I worry that the government will poison livestock, feed, or the air, et cetera, just to make those of us growing, raising food, suffering as anyone else.
I live in SAS and see daily how much shit they spray in our skies.
Imagine what they'll do to feed.
Yeah, I. It just, you can't live in fear, though, because this will stop you from doing anything.
And you have to, like, what someone else is, what someone else does or doesn't do isn't up to you.
It's like that Blackhawk Down guy.
Blackhawk Down guy.
Whether who falls out of a chopper or why, it ain't up to you.
It's just war.
You know?
It's like, I'm going to do this because you can only control yourself.
I'm going to do this.
Well, those people might try and stop.
If they do, I'll fucking deal with them.
If they don't, good.
But I'm not going to stop doing what I want to do and live how I'm going to live and give up my agent.
Because that's what it means to be a free person, a sovereign.
You make your own decisions and you accept the consequences.
Because I did it with both eyes open.
I knew what I was doing.
And I walked right into it.
That's why, right?
Thank you.
Otherwise, people are just like, I'm just not going to do anything because I'm scared all the time.
Well, yeah, that's worse.
That's worse.
That's doing nothing.
Sometimes doing nothing is the right move, though.
Depends on your situation.
But anyway, I just don't think fear never influences good decisions.
Not usually.
Not usually.
Lynn says Edmonton Shooter was also charged with arson and arson with disregard for human life.
His bail hearing was Thursday, and it's been held over, but he got in front of a judge already.
Interesting.
Does he have a lawyer?
I don't care.
Who cares?
Jay Byrd says, all odd timing, having Europa band on Twitter, who was just publicly tucked by Shapiro.
Yeah, this must be before I spent an hour talking about that.
It hasn't been that long, has it?
Almost.
Who just happened to have his cameo in red?
Yeah, I just, okay.
I might have to stop being a doctor because I might have to commit a murder.
And then maybe I'll try to bring them back to life after.
But I can't in good conscience, not under my Hippocratic oath that I can...
I can bend it.
I can twist it.
It depends on how much money's in it for me because I'm a doctor when I need to be.
And other times I'm a businessman.
And most of the time I'm a drug dealer.
But all the time I'm making money.
Big time!
That guy rules.
Lord, big time!
I can't get his account.
Doctor!
Where was I?
Yeah, just happened to have his cameo and wrap with McDonald, who has a fan base that would be willing to look at such a thing.
I don't know.
I think it's probably bad for his career.
I really wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, and I did.
I said, he's known to do this a little bit.
He's trolled people before and made inferences.
He was going to do something weird.
And it would be like, oh, yeah, some kind of joke.
not this time.
He did a rap video with Ben fucking Shapiro.
This is like the, I mean, the level of what the fuck are you doing to this is so wild that it, you know, it's, it almost, it stops you.
It stopped me in my tracks.
Like, I went, what?
What?
This is a joke, right?
You're joking, right?
You're not joking.
So this guy, Tommy, first of all, and America, I guess you can keep him because we, you know, fuck, fuck Canada.
Who cares about your own country, right?
Fuck him.
Fuck us.
Fuck everything and happening at Edmonton and, you know, terrorism and whatever.
Let's go pretend to be American, I guess.
And then while we're pretending to be American, we're going to go on about the system, you know, being red pill, you know.
Talk about the banks and all the wars and all that stuff.
Okay, sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then you're like, and also, Ben Shapiro is awesome.
And you're like, what?
Bro, what are you doing?
You know, that's like 2002.
Rage Against the Machine goes on tour with Dick Cheney.
What?
What are you doing?
Like, that doesn't...
Do you...
Either he's done something he shouldn't have and somebody's calling in a favor, i.e.
your leash is on now.
Or he's so ignorant.
Like, are we to believe he doesn't know who Ben Shapiro is?
Anyway.
I need to be, I don't want to get my doctor suit all bloody yet because I might have to bring people back to life because you could die of cringe, guys.
I didn't.
I'm a hardened veteran.
I've done that.
I've, you know, some of the things I've seen on the internet challenged, you know, my mental reality as much as an actual physical war did.
It's careful.
This is one of those times.
I mean, I don't know.
I can handle it, but I don't know if everyone can.
This is my professional medical opinion.
Look, now I'm a casual doctor.
Casual mode doctor.
See, now I'm like a TV, like rich guy doctor.
What's the problem?
What's wrong?
What do you need?
Look, I've got expert signals.
I know I'm experts at anything now.
I'm trustworthy.
I could just walk around with this on in public.
Doctor, doctor!
People would just...
You could just do this and you could just be hanging out.
People would be dead.
Because there's not anywhere near enough doctors in Canada.
People would be like, hey, do you have a minute?
Like, can I, like, I just, I know you're not a, like, Like, can I?
Sure, what's up?
Just fake doctor medical advice.
Like, you could go anywhere.
You'd be swarmed with people probably.
This place is absolutely crazy.
But anyway, I would never do that because I'm a real professional.
Absolute, I'm a super expert.
I don't even need the coat.
See, this is actually a higher power level than the coat and the stethoscope because just the stethoscope means, look, I don't even need a lab coat.
Everyone knows already just by looking.
I only need this.
It's a power move.
It's like coming out in just your shorts.
Like, what now?
Now what?
Yeah, I'm a doctor.
I'm a doctor with the biggest dick you've ever seen.
Shut up.
Shut up and take all of the medicine now.
I'm going to get in my Lamborghini and fly away.
It's a new one.
It flies.
Goodbye, losers.
It sounds like a TIE fighter.
Expert money.
That's what I get.
Highly touted expert.
Just flying around from one news station to the next to say the same crap.
Just convincing idiots to do what they're told.
Flies in the next, here, collect another million dollars onto the next one.
What do you think these lobbyists were doing?
They're right around with briefcases full of money.
Just like, here, say this.
Here's money.
Say it.
Say it.
I'll do all here.
Here's money to do it.
Do it.
And they just threw money at people everywhere.
Go find how many of these lobbyists were in your provinces or if they're still here.
There's ways to check.
I don't remember how, like, I'm not an expert at this, but somebody knows a way, and there is a way.
You can look up these public contracts and stuff like this, and you'll find out, like, oh, there's 16 lobbyists from AstraZeneca and their fucking little tiny pro or whichever one it was.
It was like 15 or 16 of them just in Nova Scotia.
You're like, right on, right on.
Okay.
That's a lot.
That's a lot of, that's like an army of lawyers with briefcases to lobby our authorities.
This is a strongman team to come in and fucking sit everybody down and say, here's what's going to happen.
Here's what we'd really like you to do, and here's what's in it for you if you help us.
Oh, this is a good idea.
Good idea.
Good for me.
Yeah, it's good for me.
Oh, I love to make money.
Me too.
I love money.
Motherfuckers.
But, you know, hey, it's okay because people had these on.
Super powerful doctors that don't even need lab coats because they're obviously doctors.
The ultimate doctor.
To become so famous of a super powerful witch doctor.
I mean, that's like Fauci.
He doesn't even need this anymore.
People have tattoos of his face.
He's basically a religious figure.
That's the high-end.
So the Dr. Grift can take you really far.
I don't know if everyone recognizes, If all the psychopaths in the world have caught on to this yet, but one of the ways up the slippery power ladder is doctorism.
Okay?
It's in the Talmud.
It's a part of the Talmud.
It's called Doctos Primus Noctus Doctorus.
And it's what they do.
It's one of the pathways to power.
That's why doctors and lawyers are always secretly hostile to each other.
You ever notice this?
They're always like, doctor, huh?
And they're kind of on the similar competing, you know, in the world of bullshittery, of screwing with people and getting rich on fucking people over.
And they're just like, oh, another predator.
I see.
Yes.
Five years ago, if I made these jokes, people would be like, that is so uncalled for.
We love our doctors so much.
Fast forward five years and everyone's like, I can't trust anybody.
I'll just ask my phone.
I'll ask my phone if I should cut myself open.
I'll do my own surgery.
I think I feel safer here.
like after this, after the nightmare I was just put through, I'll take my own fucking gallbladder out here.
Ah!
Why not?
If he dies, he dies.
This is how our great-grandfathers used to live, grow up.
If we have to do our own gallbladder surgeries, it's what it's come to.
I don't want to hear any complaining.
Doctors orders!
Mary James Crystal says, tell Philip yes, and I'll see him later.
What did you do, Phil?
There's more land says this is priceless.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
I don't know what that was, which was priceless.
I don't know.
It's all very, there's a price.
It's your sanity.
It's my sanity.
It's all of ours.
Collectively, we're just hanging on, just fucking really hanging on, you know?
White knuckling it.
Like, I'm just staying alive at a spite.
You know, that's kind of where most guys are at right now.
And I'm like, good.
Yeah, we're getting, it's generating something.
We can all feel it.
Our collective spite levels are rising.
And something's happening.
Something's brewing.
There's a current.
It's happening.
I can feel it.
Winding up the angry white guy machine.
It's a very big, it takes forever, but when she gets going, whoo.
Ryan says, Hong Kong, thank you, man.
And Chain reaction says conservatives risk nothing at all and gain everything.
I'm stealing that.
Yeah, they risk nothing and they gain everything.
Steal it.
Just give me credit for it.
There's things I've said sometimes that I'll see like a week later on some account.
I'll be like, wait a minute.
No.
Hey, huh?
Hmm.
No.
Maybe.
You know?
And I don't know.
There's so many secret people that watch this that will never admit that they do.
It's so funny.
Some people that I know that do, but they're like, you can never tell people.
Please don't.
I'll be like, fine.
It's pretty funny.
It's a good time.
Top doctor.
I'm a doctor.
I'm a fucking top doctor.
Don't maybe put the lab coat on again because then that's surgery time.
You don't want that?
You don't want that.
Ryan says, a streamer named Mr. White Tuber is doing a contest whereby his viewers take that creepy song, it's okay to pass away.
Yeah, that was mental.
And remix the audio and video to an Auschwitz Holocaust meme.
They had entries within an hour.
I'll make sure you're aware of the winner.
Oh, Jesus.
It'll probably be illegal to show in Canada.
One Squirrel Army says, put a chick in it and make it gay.
Yeah.
Put a chicken it and make it gay.
That South Park episode, that was a good one.
Parallel Cardman, yeah.
NNR, what's up?
Spite survival.
Yeah, that's what it is.
I'm too angry to die now.
Once you get through that phase where you're like, oh, this should just fucking blow my brains out.
Eventually you just hang on long enough.
You start to be like, I should maybe blow your brains out.
The self.
you beat yourself up so much that you start to harden internally and then you just end up nothing.
Now you have iron fists and you're like, well, now I got a fucking, So regardless, all you got to do is just not die.
That's the number one.
Just stay alive and you'll win eventually.
It's built in.
It's genetic.
Yeah.
No, it does feel like that sometimes.
Why don't you just give up?
Because I'm pity.
Because I'm pity.
Sometimes I check to see these other channels.
Like, am I still on?
Because they ban real easily.
Did I catch all these?
Cambie says, I just watched the last stream.
I wanted to tell you that I appreciate the tribute to Jeffrey.
We all miss Jeffrey.
Poor guy.
I'm a bee photographer, and my hubby's name is Jeffrey, so I was deeply invested in this character.
What?
No, he wasn't.
No, he isn't.
No, you're not.
What are you talking about?
You're actually a bee.
I thought this was just something you just made.
I don't know.
You liked bees.
I had no idea.
I just picked Jeffrey at random.
And it just so happens there's a woman married to a man named Jeffrey whose lives revolve around bees.
This simulation is getting weird.
There's like strange side quest characters popping up that are just seemingly like, oh, they fit perfectly in the imaginarium.
That's bizarre.
That's fucking weird.
Welcome aboard!
Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
Can I interest you in a doxing and someone spray painting your car while your children are sleeping?
What a bunch of cowards.
Yeah, we're all cowards.
Yep.
We're all cowards for having the guts to do something you would never do.
Never in your life.
Never in your life would you try to even pretend.
These fucking people, if they had to live like us for a month, they wouldn't make it, man.
They would kick it.
Nine days on average, I would say, and it would be rope time.
They would just be like, nope.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go back in the pod.
Doctor's orders.
Poor Jeffrey the Bee is immortal now.
Or so we think.
If there's a chance he's still alive inside the realm of the Butterman, he may still be in there.
Now I'm starting to wonder if we don't send a rescue team to check at least.
Is this worth looking into?
I don't know.
I'll have to think about it.
I'll have to think about what my doctor's opinion will be.
Spawn says, first vote for book burning time, Felix Ever After.
The cover says all you need to know and don't read this book.
Throw it in the fire.
Yeah.
Even the name.
Felix ever.
It sounds strange.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll take your word for it.
I don't need to know what's in there.
I'm already kind of worried about it.
Burn it.
Put it in the bottle.
We'll burn 20% of all literature at least.
I don't know, 30%?
I don't know.
A lot of it's garbage, guys.
We can burn quite a bit.
We didn't burn enough.
There wasn't enough burnings last time.
That was one of the problems.
Way too many.
Not nearly enough burning and purging and none of that.
Can't be a slight remodel.
It's got to be a major, you know, a total renovation, you know?
Totally renovated.
Oh, why do these things exist?
Evan says, I was thinking today, it's unfortunate how when we sue the government, the taxpayer is the ones paying when we win.
It's not coming out of the politician's pocket.
Well, it could if you insist upon it, actually.
This is something I've been learning.
You don't necessarily have to take it from the taxpayer.
It depends.
And you can insist on some things.
Maybe I'm pursuing such a hilarious outcome and justified.
Tropical Rocket says ventilators were mass murders.
They didn't seem to have a very good survival rate, did they?
It seems like a lot of people that went on those didn't come back.
So I don't know.
It was a good idea.
They'll say, oh, they were going to die anyway.
Maybe, but I don't know.
Did we check?
Did anybody look at that very closely?
Mary Jane Crystal says, tell Philip yes, and I'll see.
I read this already.
She's so eager.
Darth Wizzy says, hail from the Emperor Wiz.
You're an emperor?
Hey, do you have money?
Because we need money.
Like, a lot.
Like, do you have like, I don't know, like $100 million?
$100 million, we could probably...
We could do some damage.
Do you...
I mean, you said you're an emperor, so, I mean, like, that's probably...
$10 million?
Can you do like a deposit, installments?
Can you do anything?
You're an emperor.
I mean, $10 million is like, that's a house, dude.
I mean, what?
You're here listening to me, right?
Don't you have emperor things?
Listen, give us $100 million or go be an emperor.
Come on.
Figure it out.
Figure it out.
Are you bullying?
Yes, I'm bullying other internet emperors.
Imagine this guy's like, I'm actually a billionaire.
Here.
Like, wow, that's hilarious.
I didn't think that would work.
Am I going to go through all these?
You guys are crazy today.
Is it because of the doctor suit?
Is that what inspired this?
OG Mango says, Jay Bird, don't forget that it was made by Rockefeller.
Are you talking about McDonald's girlfriend?
I don't think it's not a real name.
She's just whatever.
They're dead to me.
They're dead to me.
Cam says, safe and effective.
You don't want to kill your loved ones, do you?
You have to get it.
You have to.
That's right.
All the politicians agreed that you had to.
You had to.
Or you were murdering your own family.
You're a fucking murderer.
Would have been worse if I didn't get that.
T-Bonnie says, who copes more?
The cons thinking that Millhouse will save them?
Or the gun owners putting all their trust behind Wino Wilson after her Boogaloo outfit tweet?
The cope is strong.
Yeah.
Somebody sent me that, and I was like, really?
Here's what I'm wearing to the Civil War.
You're not going to any civil.
You don't even have guns.
You just, oh, my God.
Stop.
Government said, give us your guns.
And you're like, okay.
I'm not even really going to try and fight it.
I'm just going to be like, but no.
That was their argument.
That was the CCFR's contribution.
But no, though.
Okay.
No, we're taking them.
But that's not zero.
Well, we don't care.
But stop, though.
No, the end.
We tried everything.
We do win.
Yeah, you sure did.
You sure did.
You tried everything.
Good for you.
Except getting any public support or alerting anyone to the danger that they were in or what was happening.
You didn't want to do that.
Because that was just too controversial and that was American stuff.
And now you want to LARP as an American.
Amazing.
You know, Americans have a Second Amendment, right?
Because they had the guts to stand up and fight for it and demand it and protect it.
And you don't, so you don't have one.
There you go.
I advocated for that.
I'm an extremist, you know.
I told them they would lose.
Okay, I'm not wrong.
No, it's all right to shoot paper plates.
That's not going to get you anywhere.
Did it?
No, didn't.
Nope.
Bye.
Could maybe appeal to the wider audience that you need these to protect yourselves in the event of a worst case scenario where the government's out of control.
It's a bulwark.
It's an obstacle to disaster, like a fire extinguisher or a first aid kit.
Surely you're familiar with these concepts.
But they dare not go there.
No, we can't talk like that.
This is Canada.
Yep.
Oh, well.
Guess it wasn't worth fighting for, was it?
Don't worry.
Maybe Tucker Carlson will do it for you.
Right?
Maybe someone else.
Right?
Well, let's just wait for someone else to come do it for us.
That's nothing more Canadian than that.
Try to do basically nothing, point fingers, blame everyone else, and then just hope someone else fixes it.
That's about the most Canadian thing I can think of.
So, I mean, yeah, that's exactly the outcome that we should have expected.
Sure.
Diagram raid.
Yeah.
It's what's left.
It's what's left over.
And my water with branch-chain amino acids from Supplement King, I think.
I don't even remember what the damn things are.
I was like, yeah, those fine, whatever.
Who knows?
Probably made in a bathtub by Chinese kids with no shoes.
I'm just like, I don't care.
I don't care.
I put a lot of faith in this system, and I shouldn't at all.
It's really probably dangerous.
I'm probably dying.
I'm probably drinking rat poison.
It's probably only rat poison.
It's probably pure rap.
Fuck, I better listen to my own fucking...
What is that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I better not.
This is worse.
I'm going to end up Googling stuff.
I'm going to diagnose myself, and it's going to be real, because I am a doctor.
How else did I get this?
Only doctors can be on screens and have these.
Anyone on a screen and talking and has this is basically a high priest.
You must obey.
It's a symbol of power.
Larping is a doctor.
Hilarious.
Hey, half the doctors in this country have been doing it for years.
Especially a lot of the ones that still have jobs.
They're really good at playing make-believe.
best.
Jake says, let me get this straight.
The explanation for not holding people accountable, society doesn't collapse.
Gross big cut.
Well, I mean, somebody's got to do it then.
Like, someone has to go do it, you know?
There's no one to call.
There's no...
There's no...
No one's politically representing your interests.
You have to start from scratch.
We have to defend ourselves.
Nobody else is going to.
Or we don't deserve to exist.
That's just nature.
And that's how it goes.
No one's coming to save you.
You want to exist?
Fight for it.
And if you fight hard enough, you get to.
That's your prize.
You get to not die.
Welcome to Earth.
It's fun.
It's a fun place.
Very, very exciting.
Brooker says he has a quadruple HD, which is issued by the 4-H Cattle Association, because if he had a triple HD, that would be wrestlers genitalia.
What?
Quadruple HD.
Oh, PhDs.
Yeah, Quadruple HD.
Which is issued by the...
I was...
I thought I was making things up.
If I was anywhere close, whatever I said, I meant way more, way more impressive than that.
Whatever you thought I said, it was like 100 times more impressive than that.
So if it was like a discrepancy of like, what did he say?
He put a candy wrapper in the garbage.
Yeah, I won a Nobel Prize.
Like that level of way, way more, like way more impressive than that.
That's the formula I want you to apply to that.
So whatever you thought I said that I had, it's, you know, probably the smartest man that ever lived.
That's probably.
Ow.
I just dragged my nose across this and I almost caught myself on the plastic.
Ah!
No, no, I'm an idiot.
I have one of these, though.
Do you?
Nope.
Everyone's got to listen to me.
Gen C says, How dare you pretend to be a doctor $100 for a gummy tonight?
No, I can't.
It'll get too crazy.
No, I can't.
It won't make sense.
I'll just be a rambling reason.
I mean, I kind of am already, but I don't know.
Maybe I'll think about it.
I can't be taking money to do drugs.
That's just a strange.
We're getting into a strange relationship now.
He's paying me to get high, and he's making me do things.
I don't know.
I don't know what my doctor would think about this.
Amber says, don't worry, my husband and I still fight for our homestead because we know we are way further ahead than most.
But I can't help but consider how the government will try and take even the little people like us down because we know they'll try.
Yeah, I mean, that sucks.
Like, this is the world we're in now.
We have to be worried about constant encroachment all the time.
It's like the Truman show, and it just keeps getting smaller.
And you're trying to figure out when are the walls going to close in next and in which directions, so I'm not there when it happens.
That's what a lot of people are doing.
And we're going to play that game until there's really nowhere else to go anymore, and we are like faced with the dark reality that's like, okay, now we have to defend ourselves or we're all going to die.
It has to get that bad.
And I think it's going to, unfortunately.
Give it another, geez, 10 years?
I think that's being generous.
Maybe five.
I don't know.
It's getting pretty bad, though.
Doctor encroachment.
You got to watch for the encroachments.
They'll come from any direction.
Upwards, out of the wall, out of the sewers.
They could encroach from out of the sewers.
Godzilla says, in defense of our friend Apu Apustaja, there are some frogs who think.
I don't know who that is, but sure.
I'm just saying apparently a large portion of people don't think.
And that means they're just kind of on the same level as other animals that are just doing basic, like they're just existing, kind of.
You know, like, raccoons don't have aspirations to like explore, you know, what's beyond the mountain.
You know what I mean?
They don't.
Deer aren't trying to invent things and try to understand diseases.
They're just existing.
They're just being deer.
And apparently, that's what most people are doing, just kind of existing.
So, wow, that's something to know.
That's kind of frightening.
I hope that's not true, but it might be.
That tracks, you know.
And we all just sound crazy to them.
It's like because they don't think.
They don't know how.
I just, man.
It's like Lord of the Flies, isn't it?
It is like that.
T-Money says, I'm convinced we will start to see Shapiro popping up even more in the certain right-wing circles and try to twelve the notices, but it's way too late.
His massage mission will fail.
I think so.
Hellbilly says, you have to have a heart before you have a heart attack, Rage.
That's true.
It's true.
Ruthless.
Here to pay the goat, staring.
What?
Staying for the incoherent ramblings of a madman.
Well, you've come to the right place.
Glad you're here.
Take a seat.
Get comfortable.
It's going to be a little while yet.
OG Mango says, CCFR, we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.
Yeah.
You have to tell the truth or you can't win.
And they wouldn't tell the truth.
They wouldn't say, why do you need guns?
Why?
That's the argument.
Government says we're taking the guns away.
And the people are like, I don't think.
I'm just going to do whatever I'm told.
So, huh?
And it's your job to go.
Unless what?
What's your argument?
Oh, I like to shoot paper plates.
Yeah, that's not enough.
Bye, bye, guns.
The end.
That's exactly what I said would happen, and that's what happened.
And now they're just like pretend we don't exist and don't listen to us.
Still taking money, and they're just there to make sure people vote conservative.
That's the most important part of their existence, is making sure people vote conservative.
Just look right through them.
It's like an open window, guys.
How passionate about that issue can you really be if you're not even willing.
Like this was it.
This was like, oh, we're going to ban it all.
We're banning everything.
All handguns are banned.
We're going to take basically every semi-automatic rifle on the market.
All of it.
It's all banned now.
We're banning it all.
Yeah, nope.
That's not going to do it.
Okay.
Thank you for playing.
Case dismissed.
Very compelling, you know.
Their argument is people are being mass murdered, and you're like, but I like to shoot at stuff.
Because you didn't have the guts to have the real argument.
So you lost.
There's nothing else to say.
That's it.
That's all it is.
Chad says stethoscopes have multiple you.
Don't!
Don't doctor shame me.
I'm new-ish.
I'm still a really good doctor, though.
It says checking lung sounds, heart sounds, wielding as a monkey fist, checking blood pressure.
What are you wielding it for?
You shouldn't be wielding.
See, this is crazy, right?
This is how crazy Gotham's made everyone.
Chet's swinging stethoscopes around, monkey fisting people with it.
What are you doing?
You're supposed to be helping people.
They're not hitting them.
What goes on in these ambulances, Chet?
Why are you...
Why do you...
Why do your medical instruments have to double as weapons?
What happens?
What's going on?
What goes on back there?
What are you guys really doing when you're strapping people down to that thing on the way on the hospital?
What's really going on back there?
See, I'm a doctor.
I wouldn't know.
I'm up in the office making the big money, slinging drugs I've never heard of, just writing checks like I'm cashing in.
I don't know what goes on in your weird freak show whirly-twirly light box.
Touching thing.
I don't know.
Touching stuffs, probably, aren't you?
Or worse.
I don't know.
See you swinging this around like it's some kind of toy.
I knew there was something wrong with you.
And now I find out you've got some box where you're strapping people down to things.
It's getting pretty clear where this is going, Chuck.
It's getting pretty.
He says, I worked in Picto dealing with Bath Salt meth heads.
That's fair.
That's true.
There were zombies.
There were screaming.
And like the Bath Salt zombies.
So like the 28 Days Later kind of zombies, not the slow, shambling, like the running, screaming, that comes flying out of a window at you kind.
You're like, ah.
Those are the good days.
New Glasgow was really a happening spot for a couple years there.
It was really, there was a lot of that.
It was good.
Slang and scripts.
Slang and scripts.
I'm stacking cash and slang scripts.
Dr. Drydel.
That's Shapiro's new rap name.
Do you want to watch some of it?
Right.
I might need my doctor code to pick you guys up off the ground.
You might die of cringe.
CRJ says, I heard the okay to pass away was actually a cover song of one of Jenstein's violin solo performances.
In his blood dungeon, the acoustics were amazing.
I imagine they're quite good.
The screams are probably very well preserved in the halls and the stone tiling.
The tiling of the stones in the screaming blood room.
Oh, exquisite, Lord Jenstein.
Oh!
You guys are fucking weird.
That's what you are.
Gun goddesses, no doctor I ask will answer me.
Might as well ask you.
What is the worst thing that will happen if I swallow a SIM card?
Probably.
I don't know.
It might dissolve in your stomach.
Maybe some of it.
Probably.
Some of it, probably not.
Probably you might poop it out.
Maybe it just ends up as part of your guts.
Might give you cancer.
Might not.
I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't eat it.
Probably not.
There's no upside to eating a SIM card.
There's none.
Okay, next patient, please.
That'll be $1,000.
That'll be $1,000 American dollars.
Backed by gold security bonds.
All right.
This is getting into a weird place.
Hell Billy says the OIC resulted in a lot of boating accidents.
You'll be surprised.
A lot of people will just turn everything in.
Probably 10% of them will.
Jensen says, as you're a Jewish doctor, I recommend a prostate exam.
You always do.
And I keep telling you, I don't know you.
I've never met you.
You can't do that to me.
That's just not, no.
No, no one does that.
No one's ever going to do that.
I'll just be like, no, I choose death.
I think I do.
I think I'd rather die.
Morgan would just hit me over the head with a pan.
There, he's unconscious, do it.
Larry, the loans is longtime listener, first time super chair.
I'm a little late, but did you talk about Vince McMahon?
No.
If you did, can you do it again?
I don't, what's going on with him?
Some whore is like trying to sue him because she, like, it's one of these stupid.
You knew what you were doing, for God's sakes.
Vince McMahon's my sugar daddy.
Yeah, good for you.
I'm mad at him now.
I'm suing him for rape.
Oh, like, everybody knows what these are.
It's just so stupid.
Like, Vince McMahon's raping anybody.
Are you kidding?
I have a billion dollars.
There's plenty of willing...
Like, he doesn't need...
Is he rude?
Yeah.
Is he a greaseball?
Sure.
Is he a rapist?
I don't think he needs to be.
I don't understand that maybe he just loves to rape so much.
A lot of what you hear, though, is that these are, you know, these are not innocent ladies, you know.
What a stupid thing.
I don't know.
I don't really know what's going on.
I'm not going to pay that much attention.
I don't know.
Vince McMahon has just delivered too much quality entertainment over the years.
It's really hard.
I mean, tearing him down is like pulling the sun right out of the sky.
I don't know if you're going to be able to do that.
Vince McMahon has achieved legendary status among so many people.
There's nothing you can do to him.
He has his own constellation.
Satellites orbit him.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe he did.
Maybe he did rape somebody.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know the guy.
He's got a crazy, creepy mustache now.
Maybe he's out of his mind.
I read something about him naming sex toys after his own wrestlers.
Like, what the fuck?
Vince!
WHAT?!
He was really creepy when he was on the show, though, when he would always Like, he would get rate creepy with the girls, and you'd be like, ha ha.
I don't know how much of an act this is.
I don't know.
Probably not as much of an act as he would like you to think it is, maybe.
I don't know.
Anyway, we're wasting a lot of quality time when we should be committing hate speech.
A lot of people not getting embarrassed and not getting upset.
No one's filling out complaint cards and no one's filing police reports.
We've got to fix this.
We've got to change this.
Maximus Blacksmith says, after listening to you for so long, I've decided not to join the Army EOD.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
It's not a good idea.
You'll probably die almost for sure.
Like, World War III is going to happen soon, right?
Like, that's coming, you know, right in the window.
It's like, hey, I think I want to join the infantry right at the peak of World War I. Are you sure?
I don't know.
I think it's going to be bad.
OG Mango says the Vince thing, it always comes back to the craps and the rapes.
Why rapes and crap?
I like crapes.
Don't be dirtying their good name.
Dare you.
How dare you?
Hellbilly says, is Vince embracing his inner?
I don't know what he's doing.
I don't care.
Larry the Loon says he pooped on an intern's head, allegedly.
No, he didn't!
Like...
Regardless if that's true or not, just imagine the kind of environment that you would be working in where, like, just crazy stuff goes on because these people have so much money and power in the world that they're in.
Like, it's his company, right?
And he's a billionaire, and he's got so many connections.
It's just like he can basically do whatever he wants.
Does he take full advantage of this?
Is he crazy?
Is he running around pooping on people?
I don't know.
But I imagine there's probably a lot of NDAs that get signed at World Wrestling Entertainment.
I assume they pay a lot of money.
Wasn't that one of the scandals around Vince?
They had a massive amount of money set aside for all the situations.
But this is what these people do to manage their reputation.
Like anytime anything happens where they're like, yeah, I don't know about that.
NDA that.
They'll fucking cut somebody a check.
Yeah, this never happened.
Here's $25,000.
Okay, bye.
You break this.
We'll sue you forever.
We'll put you in prison.
Goodbye.
And then all these things just keep going away.
It's like it's nothing to them.
I'm a billionaire.
And then they'd spent like, I don't know how much money on this over the years of like company money paying off women.
He's like, I don't know.
I don't know.
The world's a crazy place, man.
I'm just trying to survive like everybody else.
Reboot office space with Christopher Walken is Milton.
Oh, my Lord.
That's a great line.
I read it and I pictured it in my head and I'm like, that's fucking hilarious.
How would he do that?
I'm not going to be able to stop laughing to do it.
You took, you took my stapler.
Now, now I'm going to take your life.
I'm going to take your life with a stapler.
I'm going to take your life with a stapler.
See, that movie doesn't work that way.
It's not as good.
Milton has to be Milton.
He can't be creepy, floaty, Christopher Walken killing people with staplers.
Lone Wolf says, someone asked my father what he thought when he first heard Pierre, the senior Trudeau, had died.
His response was, I wish he was in hell with a broken back.
Yeah, he wasn't very popular either.
And somehow everything got named after him.
Just a bunch of stuff got named after him.
Even though he was terrible.
And like a communist and just really not very helpful to the rest of us at all.
Very bad.
Tropical Rockets says minority report-style warfare is being conducted by both sides in Ukraine.
The drones are not limited by human error.
The time for peace is...
Oh, it's going to be bad, dude.
We're in for it.
I would not.
And the worst part is this war, it has nothing to do with anything.
Like, just stay as far away from it as you possibly can.
King Mahabuli says, it's okay to pass away should be the new theme song for all the recruiting videos geared to white people.
Well, that is the message they give out every day, isn't it?
Well, anyway, let's get back to.
God.
So much time talking about nonsense.
So many people not being insulted.
You know?
What else is going on?
We didn't really get to the didn't cover too much of the Texas thing.
What else is there?
Trump getting totally hosed.
And this.
I wanted to just not, but I can't.
I have to.
It's too insane.
Nobody wants to look at this, but I'm sorry, guys.
This is like, I'm the principal at school, and I have to drag you in there, and you're like, what is it now?
And you're like, I listen, I know you understand your kid is a little psychomaniac, but you need to see what he drew today, okay?
Did you see what your son did in school today?
This is an act.
This is real.
I had to look and make sure this was real.
An act respecting, quote, pandemic observance day.
So this is a bill to have a pandemic holiday.
Let's look at the text of the bill.
Let's see what this is.
The act may be cited as the Pandemic Day Act.
Pandemic Observance Day, each and every year, the 11th of March, will be known as Pandemic Observance Day.
Okay, so March 11th, we're just going to make a holiday.
Oh!
Oh, these people think this should be a holiday to commemorate the pandemic.
We need another.
Yep.
Everything that's happening, this is what they're doing with their time.
It's a...
I...
I don't...
I don't even know how to turn it to Biden here.
This is their leader.
This is what they're up against.
Don't mess with a minute on Eric unless you want to get the benefit.
Don't mess with a minute on Eric unless you want to get the benefit.
You don't want to fan banana.
What the hell, man?
Yeah, no.
Don't mess with her.
Right on.
Yeah, we got to stop Drump.
Oh, yes.
So this person that Trump's never met has he somehow raped and raped so much that she's been given $83 million.
$83 million.
Wow.
And now this is obviously just meant to try and drain Trump of his money and slander, you know, because this is the woman, by the way, that this is who they gave the $80 million to.
She's not lying.
She's totally...
Don't take my word for it.
Don't judge a book by its cover either.
She's a distinguished lady and she deserves respect.
That's because some very distinguished mice live here.
Kahneman lives in the kitchen.
Taberski lives in the bedroom.
This is my shed.
Mice?
Did you say mice?
What is this?
And on that side are the books that most influenced me growing up.
On the door of the street.
That looks like somewhere where people get murdered.
That's a killing.
That's a murder shack.
What is this?
Lists of my dogs.
Marky, Fortuna de la Spray.
Aren't you like 80 years old?
Why do you look like this?
Bunky, Heidi, Tits, Bloody, and Hepburn.
What?
Hepburn?
Trees.
Oh, you've been painting the rocks, I see.
And the rivers were dry.
Oh, and the trees?
It so horrified me that I came out and started painting the rocks blue to indicate that there was once a river here.
And then after I got done painting the rocks, I just sort of walked over here and then did that tree and then this tree and then I did this tree.
Wow.
And then pretty soon I done this whole forest.
Well, we can't wait to see what you do, how many trees you paint with $83 million of money that you don't deserve.
We can't wait to see how that goes.
Good job.
You did it.
You saved the world from Trump.
Oh, my God.
And you know, he's just like just war could happen at any time.
And he's going to de facto be the president of the other side.
It'll be Trump America versus the rest of America.
then it's going to be a fucking shit show.
It, like...
Military units will probably turn on each other.
It'll be insane.
I don't see any way around it.
Everyone's like, it's a psychopath.
It doesn't matter what it is.
It's a boulder rolling right at us.
This is going to happen.
So what do we do about that?
What's everybody?
What are your plans, guys?
What do you think?
Because, yeah, it's clearly becoming a flashpoint issue.
It's becoming a big deal.
Yeah, I saw somebody posted this.
Was it Ferry earlier?
And it was like, yeah, the music is quite gay.
But, yeah, it's not the...
It's cringe.
But I don't want to, you know.
I'm trying to give you guys some nice times and some good memories before I execute you with the most cringy, terrible thing you've ever seen in your life.
You'll probably need therapy.
Your children will never look at you the same.
Your wife might divorce you and, you know, find a stronger man that's possible because this is going to take a piece of you.
It's going to hurt.
It's not going to be good.
Anyway, this is the situation that's developing in Texas now.
There's a lot of farmers and trucks.
It's just become a cultural.
Everybody's showing up now.
And they're not just going to Eagle Pass.
They're like, the whole Texas border is going to be occupied by somebody.
Um, the, this is who I am.
*sigh*
Like, the reason I saw, when I see this is like, I know where this goes.
And it's like, oh, great.
Now people are going to die soon.
Oh, you guys are black barrels.
Like, no, man, I'm just.
I'm a grown up okay so So here's the thing: Washington cannot allow this show of, just like in Canada, and then it just goes quiet.
They're not just going to let this giant act of rebellion happen because it's going to spread to other states are going to decide they're not going to do something else the feds don't want and on and on.
And this power struggle has begun now.
Neither side is going to be able to back down and maintain their credibility.
So I think war is unavoidable.
They're coming from all over the states as well.
It's not even just Texas inside the immigration showdown.
Yeah, Texas doesn't seem to be interested in stopping that.
This is originally shortly after it happened.
Oklahoma had come out in favor and said, yeah, we're with Texas now.
Oklahoma's with Texas now.
Things have escalated a little bit since then, interestingly.
And, you know, the Diagalon continent is awakened.
All of these states have now declared their support of the state of Texas and their right to protect or defend their border from a whole shitload of invading people.
So we're pretty much getting your map here.
It looks about what we expected, right?
Surprised at you, Kansas.
Kansas.
Come on.
Really?
Really, Kansas?
I am disappointed in you.
Look at Indiana and Ohio.
Indiana.
I mean.
And not you.
Wow.
North Carolina, too.
What's your problem?
What's your problem anyway?
Anyway.
Even Nevada's coming.
Even the hookers and the prostitutes in Nevada are coming.
But no, not North Carolina.
Were you busy?
Huh?
You busy being a Yankee now?
Is that what's going on?
Huh?
Shame.
Shame on you.
Anyway, there seems to be some battle lines being drawn.
I mean, they could be shooting each other right now.
This is such a dangerous situation because the other aspect is what happens if the government orders the military to do something and not what happens if they do it.
What happens if they don't do it?
Now what?
Like, they're in danger of losing control because this is not popular with the military.
Nobody in the United States military is looking to get in a fight with their own people.
Right?
This is going to go real ugly real fast, I think.
Another thing to consider is that you need to understand that the security problem would be so that the United States would be in an existential fight for its existence at that point, meaning that whatever you think you have is a right or anything like that in Canada, that doesn't fucking matter anymore because the United States is fighting for its life to exist.
And if it wants to say, come up here and occupy Canada because it needs to defend the continent, because being in such a weakened position, the Chinese or the Russians, anybody could just decide they're going to put a foothold in Canada because no one can stop them.
So they're going to defend that territory to prevent that from happening, just like the Germans did in World War II.
That's why they occupied all that territory from Spain all the way up to Norway.
It was a bulwark against a coastal invasion anywhere along that front.
The United States will probably have to do the same thing to the west coast of Canada.
Unless you want to risk somebody taking advantage of you, being in the middle of a shipfight with your own people and a position you've never been with.
I don't know.
And then also consider, assuming the Americans win the America versus the Rainbow Gotham City Freaks war, Civil War, do you think they're going to tolerate this version of Canada for how long?
How long do you think they put up with this?
Being their next door neighbor?
Do you think they're going to be really wowed at the authority of the conservatives?
Like, there's nobody.
Are you kidding?
Tucker Carlson was just here, and there's like five politicians each shaking in the foyer of the Parliament building at a media scrum being like, and then he was mean to me.
I'm really fucking stupid.
Tucker Carlson just came in jeans and a blazer and said some things that were true, and they're having a nervous breakdown.
Whoever, I wouldn't even send the president, just to be insulting.
I'd send like, I don't know, who's send the, not even, send the governor's chief of staff from Montana to inform Canada that we're calling the shots now.
Bring, I don't know, 200 Marines, couple helicopters, just, you know, that'll do it.
They'll fold immediately.
And they would.
They would.
They would come up with some like, well, can I tell them like, I'm still in charge, though, right?
No, you're not.
No.
Well, can I still pretend to be in charge?
No.
There's really no stopping them.
And I wonder what's going on because those people are always thinking down there, making battle plans in the CIA and places like this.
Like, what's the plan?
What if Canada devolves into like a really, really weak government with a rapidly spiraling out-of-control security situation on your northern border?
Is America okay with Canada turning into Venezuela?
Because we will.
Do they want a Venezuela for Canada or do they want better and American-managed puppet state, Canada, that's not going to be a Venezuela as Badly.
So that's another fun side quest to look forward to in the future, guys.
Another gift from letting these absolute morons run the show and totally ruin us for generations.
We've been put in such a terrible position.
Thank goodness.
Thank God.
Nobody got called racist, though.
Thank goodness.
I'm still wearing it.
Two hours have been wearing.
How long is it?
I don't know.
Whew.
It was going to my head.
It was making me crazy.
I could feel the power from it, and it was like, I can't do it.
I'm going to get sick.
Like, if you ever have too much tobacco or you smoke a cigar too fast, you start getting dizzy.
Oh, no.
Like, that's exactly what happens when you wear a stethoscope too long.
It starts to.
It's very powerful stuff, guys.
It's not a toy.
I have trading.
I didn't just buy this in the mail and then throw it on.
Okay.
I wouldn't do that.
I have too much respect for it.
I have too much respect for it to do such a thing.
All right.
Hailbilly says, what in the actual fuck, pandemic?
What now?
Yeah, pandemic holiday.
That's why the screenshot or the thumbnail.
That's a giant bronze pandemic statue.
I assume we're going to need a statue, right?
We're going to need a monument.
How about a big bronze statue wearing a mask, holding up the, yeah, everybody's worshiping it.
That's about right.
That's about what happened, right?
Everyone worshiped the masks and the authority and the, yeah, that's what we did.
That's what everybody did, pretty much.
That's not what I did.
That's not what we did, but, you know, the people that can't think, that's what they all, they all did that.
And a bunch of the people that could think because they were terrified.
Isn't it nice?
Isn't it nice living in a world where your government can threaten you into feeling like think about how demented this is.
Here's how little courage that the conservatives have.
Once again, Tucker Carlson has to come to Canada to say these things, to say just really basic, obvious things.
I've got a couple of clips, but I may not get to them because I just can't stop rambling.
He has to come here and say this, but none of our so-called leaders felt compelled to do anything or say anything as any of this was transpiring.
They were just playing the game.
What kind of person do you have to be to do that?
And now they want to be, now it's like, put me in charge.
Why do I get the feeling there's not going to be any consequences at all, you know?
They're kind of hard to do because they're all in it together, aren't they?
So they're not going to punish themselves.
So, hmm.
What's going to happen when it's time to protest the conservative government?
I think they're going to respond.
Huh?
Buckle up!
Buckle up, buckaroo!
Carisby says, let's take a day off to remember the worst fuckery ever pulled off, get bent.
It'll probably just be a federal holiday, somebody said.
Probably.
Yeah.
Probably just for government workers because they deserved it, right?
They got all the pay raises.
They had to put up with all the mean tweets and all the people they killed.
Like, you know, they deserve it.
They deserve a break.
Hellbilly says, we need another episode of Gun Rope or Dumpster Toss.
We have Landslide now.
I haven't revisited that one in a while.
Jeez.
There's a lot of people out tonight.
What's going on?
What happened?
Did the world blow up?
We better check in on Texas.
I don't know.
Let's check in on other things because there's tons of stuff.
Yeah.
How about America Demon?
So.
Yeah, let's do the babies.
The poor babies.
The poor babies.
Pick your pain, guys.
Do we want option number one?
We can test your strength and your mental endurance and see if you can endure this year's hottest, this century's biggest baby of a lifetime.
all-time biggest baddest thickest dick of cringe You've ever seen people.
I could go either way.
Whoever spams the most...
That's how the game's gonna work.
No, there is no Dorsey.
your band forever.
Looks like it's gonna be Shapiro.
Fine.
Fine.
Let's see.
You know what?
It's probably time.
We probably should make sure everybody's even tough enough to be here.
I mean, you don't want to, I don't want to continue too far and find out later we've invested all this time in you and that you just couldn't handle it anyway.
I don't know if we can do that.
So if you didn't know, Tom McDonald is dead, and now he's Dr. Dreidel because he's done this horrible thing.
Your Honor, if I may just address the gallery and the jury, I take no pleasure whatsoever in having to do this.
As you can see, I'm actually now I'm a fake lawyer, but also a good one in a fake place that the government takes more seriously Than real problems.
Therefore, I have some sort of influence somewhere, perceived or real or imagined.
I can't continue in good faith without at least warning you that this is, regardless of your opinion on it, extremely disruptive content and primarily in a negative way.
It's shocking.
I threw up.
You were warned.
They call me offensive, controversial.
It's only two genders, boys and girls.
They can't cancel my message because I'm the biggest independent rapper in the whole freaking world.
Claim that I'm racist, y'all right.
I'm not ashamed because I'm white.
If every Caucasian's a bigot, I guess every Muslim's a terrorist.
Every liberal is right.
I don't want to talk to folks who don't get it.
Go, woke, go, rope.
No hope, it's pathetic.
Pro-choice pronouns, pull up your pretty typical Tom McDonald video, but I mean, the whole being against the system thing doesn't really work when you're unironically trying to make, I don't know what to call this, but again, this is just, so we're all on the same page.
And I'm the man who don't respect you.
My comments actually no woke parents.
And I make raps off compound interest.
Y'all live with your parents.
Make me take some notes.
I just did this for fun.
All my people download this.
Let's get a billboard number one.
This ain't money costing close.
We ain't selling drugs.
We ain't gonna overdose.
We ain't pushing.
I kind of want to overdose, though.
I kind of want to now.
That really sucked.
That just sucked a good piece of me right out, you know, like just blew a muscle, like just totally, you know, a kidney doesn't work now.
Something severe, something major happened internally.
Having to sit through that, I can't say specifically, but in the mid-abdominal region, there's significant discomfort.
It could be internal bleeding.
I might be bleeding internally, Thomas.
That was, you know.
I mean, all these rappers like to say, they spit fire.
Well, I feel quite burned.
I do.
I feel quite, I mean, gross.
I mean, I don't know if I'm going to be okay anymore.
That was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
That guy's a war criminal, basically, and is a Mossad agent and is working to destroy the United States for the benefit of Israel.
Where have you been?
What?
What year do you think it is?
2014?
Do you think it's 10 years ago?
There's no excuse to not understand.
If you're going to go this far to take a side and you don't know, I mean, that's crazy to me.
Hey, do you want to weigh in on one of the biggest fucking most controversial?
Yeah, I'll pick that team.
And how much money is Shapiro spending to just try to get it to be as just a full court press on trying to attract younger audiences to make sure he gets to them first and lets them know who the chosen people are?
That's really all this is.
And McDonald just helps them do it.
Oh, yeah, sure.
You can use me as a megaphone to make you fucking look cool to my audience.
What the fuck did that cost, Tom?
Gee, Willie.
That was easy, huh?
Did you cheat on your wife or did she get drunk and hit somebody with her car?
Or like, what happened here?
What's so weird all of a sudden to be so I'm all me and nobody tells me what to do and I do everything oh Massad's here.
Okay.
Well, I guess I better make a fucking music video for them.
All right.
That's all.
That's all.
You know, there's a genocide happening, right?
I know you do.
Jeez.
I mean, what do you expect?
What do you expect from a guy who leaves his home country and then, which is, if that's what you want to do, I'm not knocking you.
If you want to go live in the United States, you're going to whatever?
Sure, go ahead.
But to leave Canada and then be, you know, LARP as like all the way Team America, I'm wearing plate carriers and throwing American flags around like I'm the mega patriot.
It's kind of like, oh, oh, so fuck us.
Oh, okay.
We weren't even worth because that's where the money is, the chasing the money in the United States.
There's no money in Canada for that kind of industry.
So it's like sold out.
Like, you already did that.
You did that already.
You're just selling out again.
You already chased the money once.
It was always about the money for you.
Why'd you go to America?
Why do you need to go there for?
Why?
There's more people?
Why?
Why do you need more people?
Why do you need more people, Tom?
Because more people means more money, doesn't it?
Higher profile, bigger career, right?
Yeah, I'm sure it's all about the art, though.
I'm sure it is.
It's all just about chasing your dreams of getting rich, you know, just like everybody else.
Like, just admit it.
Just like, yeah, you're just like everybody else.
Like, most people.
Just like, I'm just trying to get rich.
I'm just trying to make money and get, you know, do as well as I can for me.
Admit it.
Just don't LARP as somebody that isn't.
Because that's worse, you know, when you're going to actually pretend to not be one of those people.
And that's part of the grift.
Like, that's gross.
No, I would never just do that.
Scott resigned.
Who cares?
Who cares about any of this stuff?
oh yeah we got to go to the crybabies nope which one is it Where's the crying babies?
Oh yeah.
Oh, but this is this just needs to be known.
Like, we just got to update your library here.
Like, this is something everybody needs to know has happened.
It's an important meme.
Thankful to Rob Primo for archiving this.
The Prime Minister was at a hockey game over the last, well, I guess yesterday, the day before.
It was a women's hockey game, of course.
and he really likes it.
That chanting is not...
But he really is clapping.
He's done a lot of cocaine today.
He's very excited.
He's very excited about the fucking game.
Fucking hell, let's go.
He's really invested in it.
So, you know, just keeping that.
If you guys were, I'm just showing you.
The prime minister's having a good time.
If you were worried about his mental health, if you were worried about his state of mind, and you're like, I don't know, he's getting divorced.
Everything's falling apart around him.
The country's turned on him.
Everybody hates him.
No, he's doing fine, guys.
Look how happy he is.
He's doing great.
He's doing excellent.
So, you know.
Nothing to worry about there.
And, you know, oh, well, the justice minister resigned or something, did he?
Or was he fired?
No one seems to know.
But don't worry.
He's going to be just fine.
Where the hell is this picture at?
Irritating.
Now my mouse is screwing with me.
I'm doing sabotage tonight, guys.
I'm telling you.
That's not what I wanted.
What the hell is this fucking...
Who cares?
Oh, wait.
Oh, there they are crying again.
It's so stupid.
There it is.
So, yeah, he's resigned.
The democratic process in a minority government is not necessarily a justification to use the Emergencies Act.
It has to be a crisis.
It's not the frustration of a minority government.
I mean, that's not on the table.
We believe, as I have said, that, first of all, this is a crisis that needs special attention.
Yeah, anyway, he's now deleted all the social media, so he's gone.
And you're like, oh, well, that's because he works somewhere else now.
That's because he works somewhere else now.
He's actually, Fascin Law is honored to welcome Mr. LeMetti, former Justice Minister.
Like the next day, oh, you want to be a partner at a law firm and Attorney General of Canada to FASC.
What is this?
He was the Attorney General, dedicated advocate for Indigenous reconciliation, deeply engaged in emerging technology, particularly artificial.
Oh, he's got an artificial intelligence portfolio.
He's doing some business deals and technology.
Okay, cool.
Right on.
Yeah, he said, what a poor guy.
Yeah, he's really going to suffer, isn't he?
Damn.
On to the next.
Not even a day later.
Not even a day later.
He's already at a job making more money than you ever will.
Oh, no.
Did he resign?
Oh, when we get the limbs out, who cares?
They don't care.
They're just going to take turns at the pig trough.
Nobody's going to jail.
They're not going to do that unless we really insist upon it, you know?
Sometimes some of these people should go to jail.
And, you know, don't listen to the rest of the world either.
Don't listen to me.
I'm just an internet Nazi, right?
And don't listen to me.
Don't listen to the rest of the world either, though.
Because you're a distinguished gentleman or madam, aren't you?
You're smarter than the rest of us.
I'm just some dumb hillbilly redneck yelling about things he doesn't understand.
That's all that's happening.
Have you heard of The Hague?
That international court that does war crimes tribunals and stuff?
It was put up precisely for this purpose.
Well, I guess they're all just crazy conspiracy theorists, too.
The court indicates the following provisional measures.
One, by 15 votes to two, the State of Israel shall, in accordance with its obligations under the Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide in relation to the Palestinians in Gaza, take all measures within its power to prevent the commission of all acts within the scope of Article 2 of the Convention.
particular a killing members of the group be causing serious specifically stop killing civilians you're be there be so the Israelis are being condemned in the International War Crimes Court by a vote of 12 to 2 mr. speaker we stand with war Why do we stand with?
No one else fucking does for very good reason.
They're war criminals and they're genocidal maniacs.
And you defend them.
Fuck you.
Bodily or mental harm to members of the group.
C, deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part.
And D, imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group.
Ah, genocide.
Oh, well, we got a slava, right, guys?
Hamas and they beheaded babies or something.
Didn't they?
Something like that?
Something happened.
Something happened.
Give them more money and Do everything they tell you to do.
Take all the needles, go to all the wars, watch all the porn, take all the drugs, cut off all the dicks, do everything.
Don't listen to us.
We're the bad guys.
That's why they attack us so much, to protect you from us.
Because we're evil.
And we only want to, well, just don't.
You don't even want to know.
You don't even want to know.
Hail Billy says, I feel gross now.
Thanks, Thomas.
I know, I know.
But we had to do it together.
I knew you'd be okay, but I feel like a lot of people aren't.
Hamas killed 50 million babies.
Sir, it's at least 100 million babies.
Don't downplay.
When in doubt, always round up.
That's, you know, that's in the Talmud too.
It was 50, it was 100, it was a billion, a trillion, zillion, gazillion, billion, billion.
It was numbers we haven't made up yet.
A goglorbian.
A goglorbian amount of babies.
Agoglorbian babies.
More babies.
It's more than have ever existed all at once.
They've killed all of humanity.
A gaglorbian amount of babies.
They killed them all, a mustard.
They killed them all.
A goglorbian florbian amount of babies.
They ratted them up, put them in bags, put them in garbage bags, dragged them over their shoulders like a demented Santa, threw them into a big pile and set it all on fire.
They were hooting and they were hollering.
They were shouting things into the sky.
It was horrible.
I ran away.
I ran away immediately.
There were thousands of them.
Oh, the things people are.
It's hard, man.
You just have to let the cheese slide around on the cracker a little bit once in a while, you know, or you'll go crazy.
This place is mental.
And they don't have a sense of humor.
They hate it.
They don't have one.
They don't know how to laugh.
They don't...
As evidenced by this, they can't even...
Let's get to the point.
Let's get to the point here.
So here, he just says some things.
And I was like, yeah, why does it take an American once again?
Everything, and I don't disagree with anything Tucker says here.
I find it interesting that he's taken more and more of an interest in Canada, which makes me wonder what they're thinking about down there at the agency.
Wonder what's going on over there?
What you're thinking about.
Hey.
You checking out my butt?
You know?
What are you guys doing down there?
Huh?
Anyway, says some things that are pretty hard to disagree with.
And just remember, instead of celebrating, I mean, you should have to celebrate it.
You should be angry.
People should be like, why is he saying this?
This is like someone has come into your home.
You're like a 10-year-old boy.
And they've just shoved your uncles and your father aside and your older brother.
And they're just doing whatever they want.
They're having their way with your sisters.
And they're just, yeah, we can do it.
We're eating food under the fridge.
And they're just watching.
And nobody's doing anything.
And then the neighbor is like, hey, what the hell is this?
Why does the neighbor have to come over and deal with something that's happening in your house?
That's what I want to know.
Like, you can all sit down now.
I'm the official opposition.
You're not the opposition to anything.
You can go now.
You can leave.
A TV man from America just came and ate your lunch.
There's no point to you.
There's none.
Incredible.
And people still support these people, like these politicians, like they're anything.
It's astounding.
In the prime minister's office, your rights remain the same because you were born with them because you are not a slave, you're a human being.
And you have inherent dignity because God made you.
That's just a fact.
And if they're taking those rights away piecemeal and doing so in the name of public safety, even as they make the public sphere much more dangerous, which they have, in case you haven't noticed, Canada has a lot more violent crime now than it did 20 years ago.
Have you noticed?
Of course you have, you live here.
And if they're telling you you can't defend yourself against that crime, we're going to disarm you.
You can't protect your life or your family.
And you're like, oh yeah, it's for the public safety.
It's just not a big deal.
These are weapons of war.
No, they're weapons of self-defense, which you need and deserve as a free person, not a slave.
You hear that, Tracy?
They're telling you you can't complain about it.
And then they're subsidizing the media to the point where all of your big media outlets, which are disgusting, are state media because they're taking state cash.
Do you watch CBC?
I do occasionally.
I can turn in any hour of the day and I will learn that I am racist for driving an SUV and not being trans.
That's the whole schedule of CBC programming.
But interpret that.
That's not woke.
Oh, it's woke.
I hate the woke crap.
It doesn't mean anything.
They hate you.
That's what they're saying.
Yes.
They're saying that you are bad.
That's exactly what they're saying.
Don't lie to yourselves.
That's all I'm saying.
And we are very delusional in the United States because we're so distracted by stuff and electronic devices and the promise of next day delivery from Amazon of brightly colored plastic crap made in China Tend to be slow to figure out what's going on.
But Canada has a different restraint, which is a cultural one.
It's an specific Anglo-cultural one, which is just like, I don't want to deal with that.
That's too uncomfortable.
But in your heart, anyway, even if you voice it to no one but yourself, know what the message is.
And the message is, you are bad.
I mean, I'm going to say the most controversial thing ever.
I watched when Montreal Was cleansed of its Anglo legacy.
And I'm not anti-French, just for the record at all, but I am Anglo, and I had friends in Montreal.
And in the span of a generation, like, that's all gone.
They were forced out.
And they're like, okay, I guess we'll go to Ontario.
What?
My grandfather built this city.
I'm not going anywhere.
How about that?
That never occurred to anyone because no one could say out loud what was actually happening.
This was a series of acts of hostility aimed at you because of things that you didn't choose, like how you were born.
And once you keep allowing that, you have no future, okay?
Yep.
So if they're limiting your freedom to say what you think, which is the freedom of conscience, the most basic of all freedom, your freedom to defend yourself and your family against bodily harm, which has got to be a twin to the first one.
If they're taking away your voting power by changing the population of your country, which they are doing, and no one wants to talk about that, Canada has the highest immigration rate in the world per capita.
How many points is this now?
Like five different major ones?
And there's people in the crowd like, woo!
And some of them were like, yeah, we already knew this already.
Yeah, exactly.
So why are you still propping up these dinosaurs, these losers?
Shut up, racist.
That's not racist.
I don't care if they're coming from New Zealand.
I don't care if you're taking the population of Stockholm and moving them to Canada.
If you change the population of the country, you change the country.
And you dilute the voting power of the people who are vested in that country, the people who are born there, who have lived there long term.
And the thing is, like, oh, I already knew all this stuff.
I don't care what you think.
This is a man saying these things out loud in public in Canada.
Like, that's the point.
Not enough people are doing that.
And unless people do that, we will be fucked.
That is the whole point of his message.
That's what he just said.
The angles got pushed out of Montreal.
Now there is no angle in Montreal.
It's all gone.
Because nobody could acknowledge it was happening.
No one would even say it out loud.
If no one can even say there's a problem and talk about it, nothing's ever going to happen.
So they're like, well, everybody knows that.
Who cares if you know it quietly?
Good for you.
Why don't you go and do something about it?
Why don't you go say something in public, publicly, not with an anonymous shit posting account?
Until you do that, shut up.
Who understand the history and the culture of the country, who are bought in.
And all of a sudden, their vote means much less.
It's math.
You guys do that.
Well, not really, Tucker, and it's kind of woke math.
But another great point that I don't think enough people talk about, and I haven't really mentioned it in a long time either.
We'll just vote.
They're bringing in more people than your vote is worth less for every person that comes in here.
Think of Canada like you're a shareholder in a company.
There's 30 million shares.
We all get one.
And everybody gets a vote.
So your vote is worth one out of 30 million.
What if we add 10 million people?
Well, now it's only worth one out of 40 million.
50 million?
60 million?
You see?
Now it's worth half the strength it used to be.
And these people we're adding in aren't even Canadian.
So you're losing agency and voting power in your own home to foreigners and being told to shut up about it because it's racist if you don't like it.
Yeah, everybody knows that.
Apparently everybody doesn't know that, or at least nobody has the guts to say because none of these freaks are ever going to.
Ah, we need the cocks.
We need the restaurants.
Oh, do we?
Do we now?
Now, there is a good thing that came out of this.
I want to show you this for a second before we continue.
Justin Trudeau is the liberal face of fascism and authoritarianism.
Fox business, middle of the day, looks like 6 o'clock local time, wherever this was played.
This guy is liberal authoritarianism.
He likes to fly around the country, fly around the world, lecturing people about climate change and human rights.
And meanwhile, at home, he literally has political prisoners for the crime of dissenting.
This man smeared these truckers who came out in a nonviolent way to protest the COVID overreach and the COVID regime.
He put them in jail.
There are four guys, the Coots Four.
Look it up.
Bingo.
Mission accomplished.
Now, interesting.
Fox News is making a play here because this is like, oh, they just decide.
No, no.
This is Tucker's old network, too.
Interesting.
So there's a one-two punch happening here.
Now they're using this as a political talking point to use against the Prime Minister's government, specifically the Coots 4. It's on Fox business.
Dr. Carlson's talking about it with the Premier.
There is no good reason in the world why the Conservative Party can't use this to leverage pressure on the government.
It's an international eyesore now, guys.
And it's not one you did, technically, is it?
So why aren't you using it?
That's odd.
It's very odd.
Now, I would suggest that anytime, well, this comes up or the subject of the damn libs, especially with the apple-wielding folks, the apple emoji wielder, the apple wizards.
This is kind of a slam dunk.
This is kind of a slam dunk.
Whose side are you on?
You don't have to mention me.
It doesn't have anything to do with me.
It doesn't have anything to do with Diagalon.
It doesn't have.
There are four guys in prison still.
No bail.
No criminal.
Nothing.
Just straight torture for the sake of it that these people have done.
Emergency act, unjustified.
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Why aren't you helping them?
Why aren't you helping them?
I'd be injecting that into every possible avenue that there is.
Thank you.
They should be leaning on this.
They should be all over this.
And it's telling that they're not.
They're all playing with kid gloves with each other.
Nobody really wants to hit.
Nobody's really trying to win, it seems like.
Hey?
Anybody else notice this?
The poor babies, though, I don't know if they're going to be okay.
I'm here with my colleagues, Liberal Caucus members, Ministers all, to talk about what happened last night in Edmonton when the...
They're all like little kids.
It's so humiliating and embarrassing that other people view our home through the impression of this.
They see this, and this is who Canada sent.
This is who it was on our behalf.
It makes me deeply sad.
So I'm here with my colleagues, Liberal caucus members, ministers all, to talk about what happened last night in Edmonton when the Premier of the province of Alberta, Daniel Smith, invites Tucker Carlson right into the heart of my riding.
You can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep.
And I have knocked those doors in Edmonton Center.
And I know how progressive a riding Edmonton Center is.
I've represented it since 2015.
And for Danielle Smith to bring How's the crime and the homelessness and the, you know, a lot of the crime, though?
How's that?
How is Edmonton Center doing?
Exactly.
While you are worried about, oh, another man doesn't like you.
Oh, you're poor, bruised little pee-pee.
You'd better take time out of everybody's day on the taxpayer's dime to whine about it to the fucking news reporters.
And then, you know, wax poetic about Edmonton Center like you give a shit.
Edmonton Center Incredible.
The mouthpiece of the mega conservative far-right to Edmonton Center to spew hate about LGBTQ.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Two people is beyond the pale.
It's deplorable.
What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to seize a bank account about it, buddy?
Is that what you're going to do, you little weasel half-man?
These people are just beneath us all.
The lowest-grade filth in the land.
This is it.
These fucking people, everybody that works in that building.
It is completely unacceptable for the what are you going to do about it?
Nothing.
Shut up.
Premier of any province to say that she wants to put a target on the back of any Canadian politician.
You're going to tell the teacher colleague Stephen Gilbo simply for doing his job.
You can have respectful discourse in this.
Oh, is that your little buddy?
Was he crying?
Did he go cry to daddy?
And you're going to set the record straight now, are you?
Where do you think you are?
High school?
Was somebody mean to one of the other kids?
Drama class?
Is that what this is?
Are you fucking kidding me?
And you're in the business of running our entire country?
Who hired you?
You can raise the issue.
You can bang your fist on a table at a FedProv meeting.
That's all legit.
But you do not summon the dogs of mega-conservatism to come and somehow try to scare us and to try...
You're scared.
What was scary?
Was it his bow tie?
Like, what was it about Tucker Carlson that was scary?
Besides apparently everything.
Look at these losers.
Try to incite violence against politicians of any.
Look at them somberly standing there like they just came back from a wake.
This is like, this turned their whole week upside down.
They're like power drinking now.
They're yelling at their wives about it and beating them up about it probably and, you know, lying to hookers about it and doing weird off-label prescription drugs about it right now.
There's...
Incredible.
Not even what?
Five of them.
Five of them.
What percentage of the government is that has taken the day off to beg for sympathy because Tucker Carlson was mean to them?
Do you need more security?
Do you need a permanent JTF2 personal detail, sir?
Will that make you feel better?
Will that make you feel safe from Tucker Carlson?
Maybe we'll call Devin in Dallas and they'll just live at your house.
Will he still get you then?
I don't know.
What if Tucker Carlson comes and gets you in the shower, huh?
That's true, too.
He could.
We'll station a police officer to just live in your bathroom forever.
Just to make sure Tucker Carlson doesn't get you.
Is that okay?
They'll tuck you in at night.
They'll have NVGs.
They'll scour the property.
All 24-7.
Turrets, minefields, drones that are on nuclear-powered batteries.
They never have to come down.
They can fly for 300 years.
Is that enough?
Or are you still...
Holy moly!
What did Tucker Carlson do then?
And if she would take her job seriously, she'd actually be focused on housing, on climate change, on actually solving the issues of Albertans, like forgetting her.
How do you do that?
By importing more Indians into Edmonton Center and having a violent crime rate go out of control while you go to Ottawa and pretend you don't know anything about it and sit here and go, well, well, poor me.
An American was mean to me and made me look dumb on TV.
So now I'm going to get my revenge with these small-time petty, retarded, breadcrumb-eating Canadian secular fat reporters!
He even looks like one of these hack politicians.
Like right out of a...
Like a casting director couldn't have found this guy.
Just no personality at all, hey?
I don't even like those flat red ties like that.
Like, you just, like, just not even going to try, hey?
Just, all right.
Oh, maybe he doesn't think.
Tie, red tie!
Unacceptable!
Oh, no, is this them?
Maybe none of them can think.
That explains a lot, if that's true.
Ridiculous proposal on CPP.
Instead of trying to summon evil forces from the United States.
Yes, you've said summon numerous times.
So she's summoning the forces, dark forces, the forces of MAGA.
Is she a witch?
Are you worried she has witchly powers?
And this is the Albertan premier.
This is Smith he's talking about.
Like she's Mussolini.
The most minor of pushback, and these people go insane.
Insane.
Insane.
If anyone even remotely like us ever gained any kind of real power in this country, all of these people would overdose on Xanax that day.
That day.
And they would all be dead.
They would call it Night of the Long Pills.
What is the violence?
I think the Minister also said this again.
The violence?
What is the violence that they are bringing to Canada?
What is the political violence?
What is the violence they're bringing to Canada?
Are you hearing this?
Just to be very clear.
Well, to put a target on someone's back, for example.
Hey, you know how you paid the anti-hate network to put a target on my back and countless other people?
And people actively hunt them and dox them and attack them and attack their property and hurt them and assault them.
You know how you're a fucking terrorist, bro?
You know how about that, though?
I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
No one cares.
Everyone hates you.
Everyone fucking hates you.
Everyone.
Even your family.
Everyone you've ever known thinks every hour of the day.
I mean, not every minute because I wouldn't get anything done.
But at least once an hour, everyone you have ever met thinks, oh my God, I hope he's dead.
I just hope something happened.
I hope he fell down the stairs.
Anything.
Just anything.
At once an hour.
And then they check and they go, no, still alive.
That's how much they hate you.
Cry more.
Put someone in the crosshairs of what?
Tweeting?
What would these people do in an actual...
This is like little kids.
Hate speech about LGBTQ people trying to bring the kind of division that they have in the United States.
These fucking people should all be in jail.
You should be in jail, sir.
You should all be in prison.
You're a bunch of insane communists.
I can't handle this anymore.
Go away.
Go away.
Go away.
This is violence.
What kind of violence are they bringing?
Wow.
So they're insane.
They're insane.
And they don't care what the Hague says.
These are crazy people.
So what do we do when you're under the thumb of maniacs and lunatics?
This can't be something that you just allow and continue to just...
Oh, well, everything will work out fine.
Thank you.
Like, they're not going to say it.
There's not going to be an announcement.
There's not going to be a ball drop.
But it's clear.
The people in charge, they're all fucking crazy.
The people in charge, they're all fucking crazy.
What do we do about that?
I'm never gonna lose that funky sound Rock and roll, Gucci-coup Rock and roll, Gucci-coup Lord and mama, light my fuse That's a beat Rock and roll, Gucci-coup Rock and roll, Gucci-coup Jump on out and spread the news He's twerking.
Let's get started buzzin''bout this time of year Kiris has just got back from David Castle.
Say hello.
Sam Walker loves the slashy yarmulke.
That's not a...
What kind of master races do you think we're trying to build here?
Back and go!
Go, J. Koo!
Back and go!
Jenstein!
Busting a guy.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
I love you.
Rock and roll.
Hook and crew.
Oh, oh, oh.
Hook and crew.
Drop on out and spread the news.
Yeah, somebody say keep on rockin'.
Yeah!
Strange.
Lois Lansky says, trying to say she was sold to Brock Lesnar.
Oh, this is the Vince McMahon woman, right?
She was sold to Brock Lesnar, so that means she was trafficked.
Another skank trying to cash in on regret from the days she made money being a hoe.
Yep.
Everyone knows it.
No one's buying it, but they're taking advantage of this system.
And it's, what do they call it?
Hoeflation?
I don't know.
There's too many whores.
There's way too many whores, and they've really ruined a lot of things.
Steven Sperberberg says, We have to laugh when the laugh sign comes on and cheer when the cheer sign comes on.
That's right.
I need those.
Midnight Cowboy says, Vince McSchitz.
How dare you?
Tropical Rocket says, I'm reading a history book right now.
We are always dealing with literal retards coming to power.
Yeah, how does that keep happening?
I don't know.
That's how it's meant to be.
That's how the simulation likes it, I guess.
It's how it's arranged.
He says, isn't it weird how the ruling class wants no privacy while simultaneously doing the most horrible shit?
No privacy for you.
Yeah.
Well, because it's all about power, man.
What do you do when you already have everything?
There's no more companies to buy.
There's no more land to conquer.
There's no more countries to break.
There's no more, you know?
Now they're starting to get weird.
Things are getting weird now.
Now they're just going to start breaking everything.
All right, I don't need that anymore.
Or do I?
I'm going to be dead for now.
Where was I?
We're almost done.
We're almost got to get out of here.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Yeah, they're all under attack.
The poor politicians.
Is this the same one?
political violence against everyone who runs for office in this country, whether they're doing it at the municipal level, at the provincial level, or at the federal level.
As my friend and colleague Randy said, like, we can have differences of the future.
You don't shut up.
You conducted the most political violence in national history.
More political violence was conducted at the hands of your fingertips and your friends than anyone has ever seen since the FLQ crisis.
And at least the other side had guns.
What was this?
Butt-stroking people in the street in Ottawa and running them down with horses and snipers on rooftops and everything.
You're proud of yourselves?
What a bunch of wieners.
Mr. Ruth is.
Shut up.
I can't.
Get out of here.
I can't listen to this.
drivel.
So, Texas, Texas, Texas.
All right.
I don't know why anybody would want to secure a border anyway.
Elijah Schaefer posted this earlier.
It just says Europe, but like...
There's a box here that has English typing on it.
Sterling zero, so it could be Britain.
But, I mean, they gaslit us and lied and said, oh, we were making it up and that would never happen, bro.
And that's just conspiracy theory talk.
And you're just trying to scare.
You're just racist.
You're just trying to be racist.
Well, no, but it did.
I'm sorry, but I said if you don't close the gates, all of the people will come in and they'll keep coming and they'll bring more, they'll bring families and they'll keep coming.
And we don't have enough things.
We don't have things.
We don't have enough food.
We don't have enough doctors or cars or anything.
We have a finite amount of things and too many people.
Oh, shut up!
Shut up, Milt!
That'll never happen, bro!
Oh, shit!
The English police are lost in Africa.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's England now.
Good.
That's good.
That would never happen.
These cops are completely at the mercy of this mob.
Like, what is even going on?
How is there this?
What the fuck?
I don't know, man.
Congratulations.
Congratulations, freaks.
You did it.
You destroyed England's...
I mean, God, man.
I mean, God, man.
England's always been Africa.
Oh, has it?
Yeah, I don't know why they would want to control the border.
This freak again, we call him a race, culturally appropriated that hair, by the way.
Black people don't have blonde hair.
How dare you?
Racism.
Racism, that's whitewashing.
How dare you whitewash you?
You didn't earn that.
Have you even ever had a sunburn in your life, Joy Reed?
How dare you culturally appropriate the hair color and style of my people that have lived under the oppression of sunburns since the beginning of time?
And you're just going to sit there with all your non-sunburnable skin and laugh it up and laugh at us like it's all a big joke.
Outrageous.
Outrageous.
We should sue her.
We should sue her and shave her head.
I'm sure she has a lot of brilliant things to say.
And very quickly, this massive resistance, it sounds like the old southerners who said that we will resist integration by any means necessary, that Chip Roy language, how does that read inside of the Latino community?
Oh, this is the alliance against the white man, right?
The black community, the Latino, everybody but the white community.
Like, this is how it's going to go down, right, guys?
You've got to get more people in because that's what they're for.
Their bodies for the race war against the white Americans.
That's what it is.
That's what's happening.
Anybody that talks about this is, you know, very aggressively made to be quiet.
Or sometimes they make rap videos with Ben Shapiro.
It's really, Shapiro seems to be paying for this.
And it's like, oh, what are the odds it's the actual Ben Shapiro?
It's probably a different guy named Ben Shapiro donating money.
I don't know.
I mean, they're pretty arrogant and sloppy.
So, I mean, it very well could be actually Ben Shapiro.
It is a Jewish organization, once again, an Israeli Jewish organization, funding and arranging and transporting many of the migrants into America.
So isn't that crazy?
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, it's those damn, what did she call it?
I don't even want to know.
This is just like them.
Old Sun does not want to hear the segregation.
Yeah, they didn't want it, actually.
Did you know that segregation was ended at gunpoint by the 101st Airborne?
This is the 101st Airborne.
That's an elite infantry combat unit, Paratroopers.
This is in the 1960s.
So just, you know, fresh out of World War II in Korea, actually.
These are American teenagers with bayonets to their backs being forced in Arkansas to go to school as they ended at gunpoint by the military.
Yeah, see, marching back down the street.
There you go.
That's good.
Yeah.
Right.
That's how you deal with all that racism.
You have the army point guns at your citizens with bayonets fixed, and you force them.
Good, good times.
Interesting.
That's crazy.
What a crazy thing to have happen.
We'll see what happens.
Nobody's blowing up my phone.
I don't know if the war has begun.
But as of my last update, or as far as I'm aware, Washington has said, no, no, the border is opening.
And Texas said, no, it's not.
And that's it.
So now if they let this challenge stand, it's only a matter of time before another state, and then another, and then another.
And you're.
As in Canada, these people cannot handle being challenged.
It's been a very long time since the status quo and authority establishment has had to fight for itself, just like we've had to fight for ourselves.
It's been an ancient...
Nobody really remembers how to do this.
But this does seem to be what's going to happen.
Unless you think that Washington's going to back down and go, all right, never mind, seal the borders, start the deportations, because this conversation isn't going to end with the border.
It's not going to end with Texas.
It's going to go, yeah, and also, because now we've addressed the bleed, the artery bleed is being addressed.
It's being looked at, at least.
Inevitably, questions will be asked of how did they get this wound?
Are there other wounds?
What else do we need to deal with?
And this is going to open up a whole can of worms that is not going to go away.
So unless Washington is like, well, I guess we'll just back down and we'll start mass deporting people and just all the other things these people are going to want to feel like because they've been driven to this point where they feel they need to arm up and defend their own border.
So it's pretty, it's a crisis.
This is a massive crisis that's being downplayed, but this could be the beginning of the Second American Civil War happening right now.
People are saying, oh, it's all theater.
I mean, dude, it's not going to take anything.
A lot of angry people these days, especially in the military.
You get some lippy border service agent, dude, a couple of corporals, a couple of angry guys got forced to get vaccinated.
One of their wives has just gotten cancer.
They're tired of all this shit.
And here comes some Biden border agency guy.
You're going to fucking stand down, soldier.
You're just a fucking...
Fucking private nobody in the National Guard, huh?
Safety off.
You know what I'm saying?
This is not a good situation.
And this has the potential to spiral into an explosion of epic proportions so fast.
You saw the people that were driving down there to Texas, all those farmers and truckers.
It's not even just the National Guard.
Militias are going.
Groups of friends and guys are in their own pickup truck.
They're just going to pick a spot on the border and guard it themselves.
It's becoming a whole big thing.
Kind of like the convoy in Canada.
It's becoming its own grassroots.
All right, guys, we're defending the border.
And the southern states are all like, let's all go defend the Texas border now.
And Washington's trying to stop them.
And they're saying, go fuck yourself.
Where do you think this goes?
I'm interested to see where.
I know it's going to be fun to watch.
Spoke to Tucker Carlson on Friday, telling him that he's going to do as much as possible.
This is Governor Abbott of Texas, to put up more border barriers and deny illegal entry.
So like you said, it's a psyopetic.
It doesn't matter.
This is going to happen.
It looks like.
It looks like this is going to be the flashpoint for the next phase.
Again, all the videos I've shown of thousands of people every day like that.
How long do they expect this to go on?
It's actually pretty disgusting that Abbott allowed it to get this far in the first place.
They're like, oh, finally, what do you mean, finally?
This guy should have dealt with this years ago.
And again, Trump has become the de facto, he's the other leader.
He says the National Guard should go to the war.
They should go defend America.
They should go right now.
They should go and bring every gun and truck and bomb and knife.
Bring them all.
Calls for states to deploy National Guard in Texas amid border feud.
Yeah, okay.
Is there a sound bite?
Border talks to completely bring debrief.
Let's get right to it.
Forget about House Speaker Mike Johnson versus the Freedom Caucus.
It's Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell versus former President Donald Trump.
That's the divide in the Republican Party.
McConnell and other Senate Republicans are looking for a way to advance additional aid for Ukraine.
But that means I read somewhere that the National Guard has deployed armor to the area, like tanks.
There's a picture of at least two parked somewhere.
So like, interesting.
You know, that's a nice escalate.
I like it.
You know, it shows, hey, if you try to roll in here with some APCs, you won't be doing that.
So interesting, interesting move.
Trent says encouraging all states willing to deploy National Guard members to Texas amid the feud.
Okay, so The stage is set.
The pieces are on the board.
And now all we need is just a little push.
Just a little push.
How is America doing generally over here?
If there was just a clip you could see, you would see something like this.
In New York City Hall is a statue of Thomas Jefferson that has been there for 187 years.
187 years.
And it's being taken away forever.
They're going to rekill Thomas Jefferson.
And like we said this years ago, I don't ever hop a roll.
It's like they'll go after all of them.
Washington, they'll erase the founding fathers of America.
They'll delete it all.
And they'll retcon the whole thing.
And they'll write it all up as it was, you know, the BIPOC people overthrew the oppression of the white slave owners and everything here.
They built it all.
We did it all.
And it was all just white people stealing stuff and Weez's Kangs and all that as everything just completely goes and falls to hell.
And they wonder, like, where are all these guys coming from where they're marching with matching clothes?
I mean, that's just possible.
No, there's men paying attention, and they're starting to realize that something, you know, we need to group up now.
This can't continue.
And there's a lot of e-kids and internet people that don't like it.
They really don't like it.
The thing is, the argument is pretty much just verbal for now and mostly on the internet for now.
But those things are changing, and it's going to places that these weaker people are not comfortable going to.
I'm comfortable going there.
I'm comfortable going anywhere.
I'm a crazy person.
But a lot of these people don't.
And that's why they're resisting it because this is going to end up getting more serious soon.
And they can feel that, and they're not prepared for that.
So they're fighting it and trying to hide from it.
You know, if they get brought kicking and screaming into reality or they just begrudgingly have to accept it, it's fine, but you can't hide from it.
You can't hide from this.
This is real.
This is happening.
Look at this.
Cosmo just loves to hurt me.
He likes to show me things, I think.
I think he writes things just for me, just to fuck with me.
Every time I see anything he's tweeted or done, I'm like, my God.
Canadian military commander is upset that soldiers are discarding tampons in the men's washrooms.
He emailed his detachment.
He demands support, demands non-binary inclusion, and threatens those protesting with discipline.
How dare?
Strange hill to die on, hey?
This guy looks like a freak.
He's fat.
That uniform doesn't fit him.
Thank you.
This is the hill you're going to die on?
Of all the hills the Canadian soldiers have died on, this is yours, is it?
I mean, Cap Young, Korea, was one thing, but what about tampons in the men's washrooms?
Surely, this is worth your sacrifice.
This is where the madness stops, right, with you, doesn't it?
Listen to this clip that another one from True North picked up.
This is a good one.
See, over the past number of by-elections, this party has been focused on making sure we get the right voices to represent their communities, to meet Canadians where they are, and to solve the challenges they're facing.
Probably why our shares in the by-elections, particularly in conservative writings, keep going up.
And Pierre Polyev's shares keep going down.
Because they, Pierre Polyev, is focused on bringing his party further to the right while we...
That is definitely not happening.
Are focused on meeting Canadians where they are, where they need us to be for them.
You want to know where Canadians are?
I'll show you where they are.
I'll show you where they're at.
Speaking of Cosmet again, this is another video you uploaded.
Here's where Canadians are.
This is in Kelowna, British Columbia.
What do you say?
It's not a refugee camp in Africa.
No, this is Kelowna.
This is where Canadians are.
This is where they are.
Why don't you meet them here?
Why don't you try being homeless and freezing to death in a makeshift refugee camp in Kelowna, British Columbia in late January?
Why don't you try that?
That's where they are.
That's where everybody's going.
You piece of shit.
Good thing you got so many Indians in here, though, right?
We needed the migrants.
We just didn't have enough people.
We needed more people.
We needed more immigrants because we needed the cooks and we needed the restaurants, didn't we?
And what are those cooks and restaurants?
What are they doing?
What are all those engineers and doctors up to these days?
Well, Chris Dacey's been hanging out with them.
You want to see what they're up to?
Here, I am in downtown Ottawa off Beechwood.
There is a large Galistani protest across the street.
Oh, they're demanding concessions for their ethnic group, which otherwise is racist.
If you're white, it's racist.
If you're not white, it's amazing and beautiful.
Just so everyone's aware of the rules of where you live.
From the Indian High Commission here behind me.
These are somewhat regular here in Ottawa.
You're in Canada.
No one gives a shit.
Get out.
Go home.
Deport all these people.
So it's not our problem.
How many cops is this?
One, two, three, four, five?
Probably another one, six over there.
There's going to be more on the corners.
Seven, this guy, eight.
So let's say ten cops.
They're making, geez, how much a day?
They make, I don't know, $120,000, $130,000 a year, maybe more.
So what does that work out to a day per hour?
Like, what are we paying for?
Why am I, why are any of us paying for this?
Why do we have to keep an eye on some Indian separatist demonstration exactly?
Why are there Indian separatists in Canada?
Aren't these the guys that blew up the airplane in near India?
Oh, that's right, they are.
Why are they here at all?
Wasn't an Indian man just found, isn't he directing arsons and attacks?
Oh, is that why you're guarding and watching them?
Because they're criminals?
So why are they here then?
We need the cooks in the restaurants, they said.
Oh, okay, that's good.
When are they going to get trampled with horses?
I don't care.
I don't give a shit.
I'm not listening.
Six were the only ones who developed the conscious.
Yeah, there's a giant homeless encampment in Kelowna of our citizens, old fella.
You can go the fuck back to India.
It's warm there.
You don't have to live in a tent, worry about freezing to death.
You can fuck right off.
All of you can fuck right off.
I know the police are busy.
They're getting sex changes.
$75,000.
We're paying for this too, guys.
So now the police can really embrace their true selves and be a transsexual.
And they'll get $75,000 to do it, to pay for it.
And we know a lot of them clearly need this.
I mean, this is a needed benefit.
I think a lot of RCMP officers are going to need to take advantage of the $75,000 benefit to mutilate their genitals and inject themselves with hormones and live in some kind of Frankenstein's nightmare while being law enforcement.
While being so mentally ill, this seemed like...
Why not?
You can't overstate how demented this country has become.
You can't.
All right.
I'm going to read the rest of these and get out of here.
Dr. Jenstein says, O.J. and Cosby statues.
Yeah, that's right.
O.J. Cosby.
Mom's going to be a big pile of row hipnoll.
Plutonimus says, I suggest feeding the politicians and prostitutes to pigs instead of wasting gas in the woodship.
Nobody says anything about wood shepherds.
The pigs will be happy and we'll be happy.
No, I think they're going to be in a museum.
I think they should be well taken care of and made sure that they don't hurt themselves or get hurt.
I think they should be kept alive and well protected and well looked after inside a glass box of a museum that we charge people tickets to go and call it come see the freaks, come see the monsters and the freaks because they're sentenced to life in this weird Jurassic park-like prison where they're in a glass cage that everyone can see them.
They have no privacy at all, ever, ever at all.
And kids can come and laugh at them and throw things.
It's great.
Families can come and there's a whole big write-up on the side of the glass wall, like what they did and all the stuff they tried to get away with.
And they've just kind of reduced them to this horrifying animal-like existence of just completely devoid of any empathy or mercy, ruthless mental torture.
And they've mostly descended into, they act like animals now.
They try to cover the glass with their own feces so people can't see them.
And we spray it off.
We've got sprinkler systems and stuff.
So yeah, they've just gone completely bananas.
And this way, people see this is one of the worst ways to go.
This is to deter future classes of people that decide they want to use the entire population as their own personal blood piggy bank that they can stick knives into and hurt people so they can get money.
This is going to serve as a living example of why you should never do that because you'll end up here in Phillips Freak Show.
Right, Philip?
How much are tickets going to be, buddy?
Are they going to be an opening day discount?
Oh, you're doing it.
That's weird.
I've never heard of that one before.
It's double opening day.
It's more expensive, and then it gets cheaper instead of just having it.
Why?
Whatever.
He anticipates a big crowd.
I guess he's juicing it.
So I think a lot of people would go to that.
I would go to that.
I would go see it for sure.
Who wouldn't go to that?
You're all like, oh, my God, that's horrifying.
Like, do people have to know that I went?
No, totally anonymous.
You can wear a mask.
You can wear one of those Stanley Kubrick eyes wide shut masks so they don't even get to see who's there mine.
There's like little kids and crazy, you know, clown penguin masks.
It's going to be great.
It's total role reversal.
You can walk around naked if you want and just be really, just fuck with them.
Like show them pictures of their family, like whatever.
They deserve it.
Have fun with it.
Explore your inner mental psycho.
It's going to be right next to the War Museum downtown.
Phillips Freak Show.
We're going to find some space.
Spinny's going to help build it.
He's got some experience.
He doesn't, you know, he's like, building codes.
I don't.
It's going to be magnificent.
You're going to love it.
You're going to feel very pleased.
I lost my space.
Every time I hit that key, it jumps to the bottom.
Lynn says V4F and the DAG should join forces and be the Canadian Patriot Front.
The medical system just made it a family member.
They got a 13-year-old behind her parents' back and Edmonton fucked them all.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, I mean, yeah, there is a need for something like that in Canada, and there are people that may or may not include me, are working on something because, yeah, I guess nobody's interested.
I guess not too many people are interested in sticking up for ourselves.
And then they'll just call us feds, and it's like, well, you've already done all that.
You've already done all these things to me, so there's really, there's not much else for me to take away my birthday.
I don't like to get older anyway, you know?
I'm going to be 38 soon.
That's good.
So if they want to take away my birthday, that's good.
I'll just stay 38. I don't know if that's some kind of weird intelligence agency euphemism for kill you.
That's not how I meant it.
I meant it in the, ha ha, like, you can't actually do that.
I didn't mean it in the way that you guys are like, unless you're dead, and we fucking kill you.
Which I want to draw attention to because I had a thought last night, and I tweeted it just to just for just to make sure.
I thought, I need to start telling everybody, not that I'm worried about anything because I'm not suicidal at all, but if I die for any reason, no matter how it happens, it was the RCMP incesus.
They killed me.
They 100% did.
Here's why.
If they were planning to do this, now they know I'm onto them.
And, you know, it's going to be hard to pull off without everybody looking immediately right in their face.
Wait, no, I need to...
Yeah, I've got to make sure I...
Yeah, I think so.
No, that's not it.
Yeah!
Listen.
Number one.
If they were gonna come after me, everybody knows now.
And they're gonna look right at you.
How are you gonna get away with it now?
It's gonna be a lot harder to do.
A lot of pressure.
A lot of pressure.
Number two, if it's if you're not, you have to do everything in your power to make sure that I stay alive forever.
Because if I don't, people are gonna think it was you.
No one's ever going to believe it wasn't you.
So it's economically more proficient now, Cease, this gun bomb knife, to make sure I never die.
Because everyone's going to think it was you.
Finally, if somehow I do anyway, Cease is in the RCMP, now being the prime suspects, no matter what, are going to have to work their asses off to solve the mystery.
They're going to have to find out.
best performance ever so people will believe that they didn't do it.
And just like that they now work for me.
...
The constant blackmail threat.
If anything ever happens to me, you guys will make life living hell for them.
And now they have to make sure I stay alive forever.
You want to play a game?
You want to play a game?
Yeah, so many people are doing it wrong.
If I die, I didn't kill myself.
No, no.
If I die, it was their fault.
Blame them.
Go after them.
Yeah, try and go through that fine print.
There's no loopholes in there.
You're screwed now.
You're screwed now.
I screwed them.
They're trapped.
Save game.
Octosteen says RCMP equals Royal Canadian minus penis.
Well, I mean, they seem to like penises.
They're very, I mean, they're all about that.
I think it's more of a attitude thing.
It's more of a taste preference, if you will, than Man on the Mountain says gays and transgenders have always done well in communist countries, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it always, excellent.
It's always going to go well.
Jenstein says, I will keep you alive for your pure blood.
Well, that's, see, when Jenstein says it, it's like in a jar, though.
Like, you didn't specify not in a jar.
And knowing it's you, I think we've all come to expect a certain, like, you should, you should say, I mean, like, you should, you should, you should specify that you don't mean anything nefarious and creepy.
Because when you don't say that, we all assume that you do.
Because, I mean, you've got a blood farm and other weird stuff.
And CRJ has been to your house and he said something.
I don't know if he's going to be okay, you know?
So I got to worry about other people, you know.
All right.
That's an insult.
Trump supported the vaccine.
Yes, he did.
Yeah, it was the best vaccine ever.
Whoop speed.
Nobody got to it faster than me.
Oh, what a mess.
We're in such a mess.
All right.
Did I get it all?
All right.
War's coming.
Got this.
Yep.
Yes.
Yes.
And just to top it, one last thing.
Last little cherry on top.
Just a random one of these boomer tick guy points at thing.
Whatever.
You know.
It makes them happy.
They like it.
I don't know why.
They're just into it, I guess.
French the page, damn it.
Why?
Here we go.
Let's see.
What's Canada up to now?
So there you have it.
Now you know where Canada's getting all their organs from for all their transplant patients.
They're coming from MAID.
You go in for a headache, leave without a kidney.
So I have not seen this, but Canada performing more organ transplants from MAID donors, so people that have decided to kill themselves than any other country in the world.
This was a year ago.
It was a year ago.
I'm sure it's gotten so much better since then.
So not only are we killing people, we're harvesting their organs to make money.
This is a very dark place to live.
And they'll laugh at you.
And it's out of a defense mechanism because they don't have the courage to acknowledge that.
It's like an immune system response.
Because if anything you're saying is true, that means they're in trouble too.
And they're just not going to have that.
So they'll laugh at you.
People will mock you.
They'll go, oh, yeah, it's so bad.
No, it is.
It is quite bad.
The amount of.
I'll put it this way.
I haven't been this used to Repeated exposures to deaths since I was in the military.
And it's hard on people.
You get used to it after enough of it, but it never becomes easy.
And the amount of deaths and suicides and over, I mean, it's really bad.
It's insane.
And we're pretending like it isn't.
You're pretending like it isn't, specifically.
A lot of our critics and detractors are.
So you want to talk about people that are being trampled on and not acknowledged.
You want to whine all day about your indigenous that and your land and your history of the there's people living in desperate situations right now that are your countrymen and you couldn't care less.
So rather than help people that you could help now in reality, you want to pretend help people that are dead from a long time ago and has nothing to do with anything now.
So you're a fake person.
Got it.
I wonder if they're just internally terrified.
Maybe it's the guilt that they live with, the shame, the knowledge that they know just how shitty they are, what they've really done.
They know deep down.
They see it.
They see all the despair and the pain and the anger they've caused.
They know it's out there.
And anytime there's a symptom, there's a bubble, a pop, a snap, a creak, it's like the government, like a lot of these people, they remind me of, you know those old submarine movies?
Like U571, DOS Boot, all that cool stuff?
It's like being underwater 250 meters down, 300 meters down, and you're like just pushing the limit of what this thing can take.
How much pressure this thing can take before it just crushes like a can and you die instantly.
And every creak and every moan of the hull is like, your teeth are going to break in half.
Is that how they're living every day?
Because that's how they're acting every day.
Why do you think they feel that way?
Well, probably because of the collective weight they know of pain that they've inflicted on so many people.
Probably that.
That would probably be something to do with it.
Because they're acting like, you know, it's going to bring violence and danger.
They act like they're in danger.
Maybe they are.
Maybe they are.
Because they have a clearer picture of what's happened than most of the regular people do, and they're all just kind of starting to figure it out now.
What happens when they do?
What happens when this confrontation that they're so afraid of finally happens?
Looks like it's going to start in the U.S. border.
What's going to happen then?
Who are you going to read to then?
Are you going to ask Twitter to cancel it?
Are you going to cancel the bank accounts of the Civil War?
Are you going to have it deplatformed?
Are you going to deplatform everybody's machine guns?
What's your plan now?
What's your plan now?
It's like that scene from We Were Soldiers.
Remember that guy?
The old sergeant major?
He's standing there in the casualty point with the photographer, and they bum rush the CCP, and he's like, gentlemen, prepare to defend yourselves.
That's what it feels like.
We don't really have any reinforcements, especially in Canada.
We're rooting for you down in the States, guys.
But up here, we have no opposition.
There's no real resistance.
There's no anything.
It's all just kind of a loose collection of angry, upset, hurt, damaged, you know, dying, sick people being tortured.
For now, so we're really rooting for you guys in the States because if you don't make it, I think the rest of us are probably finished.
It's not looking good anywhere else either.
Not a lot of signs of life out there.
But again, you can only go so far.
You can only take so much.
And that's one of the things.
I think I said this to Maria earlier about us, about a lot of us, because a lot of you people are a lot like me and my people where I cover.
A lot of our families are the same.
It's just who we are as people.
We try.
We try to placate people.
We try to make people happy.
And you try to seek the path of least resistance and the most obvious solutions where things are fair and things are just and all of this stuff.
And we'll do it.
And we'll do it to the point of self-abasement sometimes.
It's like, well, now I'm kind of putting myself down.
But you know what?
This is Canada.
And sometimes you just got to eat some shit sometimes to make other, because it's just what you do, right?
You just sacrifice a little bit and you have to fucking hurt a little extra so somebody else has a little more than, well, that's just what we do here.
And that's kind of been going on for a while to the point of massive advantage taking.
And now no one says no.
And all we do is take shit.
And all we do is eat shit.
And we don't get anything in return for it anymore.
We don't even get a thank you.
You get called names and told, like Carl said, you're bad.
You're just bad.
You just have to go away.
So we've run out of room.
We've run out of things to give and placate with to the point now where we want all the names gone, the statues erased.
We want to give us reparat.
Give us all your money.
Give us all your land.
Just give us everything.
Give us access to your kids.
Give us all your tax money.
Give us your history itself and your culture and your heritage.
Let us put it in a giant burn barrel and light it on fire.
And if you dare make a noise, well, I'm going to call you racist.
I'm going to put you in prison over it.
Just let us do that.
So it's like if the option to maybe do a little more sacrifice and put up with some more shit to maintain The peace is there, then people will do it, and they'll concede it, and we'll just keep doing it.
But we're looking around, and it's really starting to feel like it's like a yard sale.
And here's the tax man again, here's the government again looking for, you know, you gotta give up something else now.
And we're out of stuff.
The cupboards are empty.
Silverware is gone.
I'm wearing all the clothes I have left.
All I have left is a chair to say, yeah, give me that too.
Give me that too.
And I'm going to be back next week for more.
Okay.
It's like if you, I really feel like when you push people like this, it may take a thousand steps, ten thousand tiny steps, to get to the ten thousand and ten thousand tiny steps and one.
And then you go that one more.
And then just one step too far.
And then you get to ten thousand and one tiny little steps.
And it was just that last one.
And now we're going to go ten thousand and one steps back the other way in a fraction of the time it took us to get here.
It's a lot of internalized frustration.
A lot of gaslighting, you know, and it's...
Or trying to stop a tidal wave from crashing.
You can't, but you can get a surfboard.
You can do that.
Diagonal obviously stands with Texas, by the way.
Six hit for Terranus, Texas!
Let's go!
I don't say this often, but God help us, boys.
This is going to get wild.
It's just a shot away.
It's just a shot away.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's just a shot away.
It's just a shot away.
And they're right.
We do need something like that here in Canada.
Let's do that.
Find your friends.
Time up and get in shape, fellas.
It's not going to get easier.
So do yourself a favor and start trying harder now.
Because it's only going to get harder.
It's just a shy way.
We'll see what the weekend brings.
We're still working on the tour ideas and a lot of things.
There's a lot of stuff going on.
Next Saturday, I think, as well, we're going to start the weekend bigot fests, whatever the hell we're doing there.
All of the month of February, we're going to have some guests on in a fundraiser drive to try and finish off Chris Lysax, legal retainer.
And thanks so much to everyone that signed up for the community private chat.
You can get an access at thegrift.shop for that, just a couple of dollars a month.
And we'll be able to throw a few more thousand bucks into his campaign from that.
So thank you very much, guys.
As always, thegrift.shop.
Ragingdistant.com has all of my social media links, the Telegram, the Substack.
I just wrote another one yesterday, so you can go there and waste your time getting angry about something.
Just, you know, just really terrorize the drywall in your house.
Just make all the drywall nervous.
Just maintain a level of menace to your drywall.
You know, that it knows to stay.
Follow me at ragingdistant.com for this and other home heating tips.
You can't, you can't report.
I'm a doctor.
It's official.
You have to listen.
You have to.
Six separate Toranis, Professor!
It's just a shot away.
It's just a shot away.
See you on the beach.
It's just a shot away.
It's just a shot away.
I tell you more, sister.
It's just a kiss away.
Kiss away.
Kiss away.
I'm out.
I'm out.
What do you mean?
No, I don't know what this means.
It doesn't mean anything, Phil.
It's not real.
It's a costume.
I got it on Amazon.
It doesn't mean anything.
What do you- No, don't montage me.
How did we get in Miami?
I have no control over this.
No, we're not pill-pushing doctors now.
Why do I have a mullet?
I would never have this.
No, Phil, it was a bit.
It was a bit.
You can't prescribe oxy, Phil.
You can't prescribe that to yourself.
He's prescribing it to himself and selling it on the street for markup.
No, he won't let me drive.
I can't get out of the car.
He's doing key bumps and driving the wrong way.
Look out, Phil.
At least let me out of the car!
Yeah, you can still be a fake dog.
I don't care!
Get the fuck out of here!
Let me out!
You're on your own!
Psycho now!
Going for the back of the home!
Nothing gonna stop you, there's nothing that's wrong.
So close now, you're nearly at the brink.
So push it, oh yeah No, I said go.
No, I will stay here.
I will walk home.
I'm not missing out.
Yeah, good.
Welcome to the memo.
Take you maybe one step forward.
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