Canada is so accustomed to abuse, beatings, tramplings and mental torture that even the smallest of victories is celebrated like the death of Jeff Epstein - who didn't kill himself and worked for Israeli Mossad to blackmail all of your leaders and influential string pullers into selling your children out so they can get a bigger pool for their vacation home.
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Four seconds in, I'm already fighting with my computer.
All right, let's fight them.
I'm going to put my rings on first.
I can't see my little ear Never move the charm Let's cry out loud Hold on this for me, Phil.
There you go.
Keep it secret.
Keep it safe.
I'll wrap them in my wires.
What's going on?
How are you?
Welcome back.
It's Wednesday night, I guess.
It's probably, sort of.
Or maybe it's Thursday morning or Friday morning.
Or maybe you're like one of these maniacs listening to this back.
Weeks, months, years from now, sifting through the rubble of where it all went wrong.
You're doing something.
No, you have to listen to me.
It's a joke's on you.
How are you doing?
What's going on?
Did I miss anything?
You didn't miss anything.
Everything still sucks.
It's always sucked.
caught up.
What's going on, guys?
I don't have a lot to go on with tonight.
We're just going to let her rip and see what happens, I guess.
We'll see where we go.
I don't know.
Maybe I'll just eat a pile of edibles like, you know, the old days.
If it gets down to it, we'll see.
See, now I'm already traumatized.
I meant to make sure, but the mute button was taken care of.
I had it fixed for so long, and then all of a sudden it just decides now it's a thing that happens, I guess.
Mango, nice mute session Monday.
Well, you're banned.
So how about that?
Don't mute again for 25 minutes.
One of my favorite lost rage cats.
Yeah, it wasn't 25 minutes, but it was a good 10 or 15 minutes.
And that never happened.
That one was deleted.
Didn't that one get deleted?
Eat a lemon again.
I need a big on-air light.
I need a lot of things.
I need an adult.
I need a supervisor.
I need a lot of things.
I need grown-ups.
It could be Mossad.
It could be Mossad.
I don't know.
Did anyone check the child sex dungeon tunnels for muting equipment?
Or maybe on Mossad Island, formerly known as Epstein Island, because he didn't work for himself.
He worked for the Israeli government.
So did anybody find any...
Because I haven't seen any evidence that it's been Jewish sabotage.
But it could be.
It could be.
I've just not looked into it.
So I'm not ruling anything out.
Dicks are in the Bitcoin tunnels.
Yeah, it could be.
Fuck a little weasel.
Diagua Eam, thank you very much for that, man.
I appreciate it.
Thanks for the salute.
Hail Billy's Wife is definitely a zombie type of night.
Thanks for all.
And now I'm going to eat a bunch of edibles.
You are.
Yeah, maybe I should.
Maybe I should get into it.
I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't.
It depends on what we want to get into.
Easily impressed Canadians, I guess.
We're just so desperate.
Between Strickland and oh, let's just fucking go to the fucking source.
The faster I can transition to just cranky old fuck, you know, the better for everyone.
There's really no need to drag it out any longer.
Yeah.
I got to make sure the mute didn't mute me for some reason because I pressed a button.
Okay, it seems okay.
Everyone's jizzing their pants about this for some reason.
There are implications to this.
Federal court rules emergency acts invocation not justified.
So this is a federal court judge.
One guy, you know.
Will it get appealed at the Supreme Court?
It might.
I don't know if they will appeal it.
We'll see.
I mean, but what's going to happen as a result of this?
Not much.
Not much.
I have an idea of what it's going to be used for.
Nothing substantial.
That's because Canadians are easily impressed, so they demand very little.
When you're easy to impress, you don't really need much, do you, to stay happy?
And that's the situation we found ourselves in, is that you've grown so accustomed to expecting so little that even the smallest of bones thrown your way is enough to sustain people for 10 years.
Federal court says it plans to appeal a ruling by the federal government.
Oh my lord, it's not a good start.
Not a good start.
The federal government, it plans to appeal a ruling, okay, stating that it's used for emergency act to shut, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So they're going to appeal it, fight it in court.
Probably, I don't know.
I'm pretty cynical about the level of corruption in this country.
I think it's extreme.
I don't think it's a little bit of corruption.
I think it's far worse than anyone knows.
I was pretty cynical before I got dragged into the system and then seeing up close and personal firsthand through five different criminal cases in three provinces all at the same time.
Isn't that crazy?
Have you ever heard of such a thing?
Yeah, it's pretty corrupt, guys.
It's pretty bad.
It's pretty childish.
It's pretty immature and unprofessional, pretty vindictive, pretty petty, pretty small, pretty gross, pretty undignified and unbefitting of this country, really.
So it's, yeah.
I wouldn't put a whole lot of weight into what any of these people say or do.
Representatives of both the Canadian Constitution Foundation and the Canadian Civil Liberties Association, two groups who brought the case to federal court, posted the ruling on Twitter, formally.
It's Twitter.
Stop trying to call it that.
The protests gridlocked downtown auto.
Yeah, we know.
I have concluded that the decision to issue the proclamation does not bear the hallmarks of reasonableness, justification, transparency, and intelligibility, and was not justified in relation to the relevant factual legal constraints that were required to be taken into consideration, stated Federal Court Justice Richard Mosley.
Now, you may not know this, but that is a perfect impression of him.
That's exactly how he talks.
He added, There can only be one reasonable interpretation of the Emergencies Act and CESIS Act, and that he believes the, quote, legal constraints on the discretion of the GIC to declare.
GIC is, what is GIC?
Government in commit.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
No one knows what it means.
It's just CTV quoting things.
Clare public emergency order.
We're not satisfied.
So, I mean, duh.
Who needed to be told this?
Well, the entire Conservative Party did.
The only thing I tweeted about this was, well, now the Conservatives know it's okay to talk now.
Now Daddy has told them that they're allowed.
They're allowed to say, because they're leaders, right?
The Conservatives are leaders.
They're leading.
They're fighting the battle from the very back.
From the very back.
Leading is at the front, and at the front is not waiting to see how it's going to shake out so you can land on the winning side.
It's fighting for your beliefs and your, you know, the fundamentals of who you are as a person and the country and the rights.
All of this should, you shouldn't have to wait and see how the chips.
I mean, it was pretty obvious.
We were all willing to lay everything on the line for this.
I mean, the regular citizens that went there, not the politicians, though, they were going to wait and see.
And now they've stretched this out so long.
They're going to use the juice from this to get elected and then do nothing.
That's what will happen.
They will do nothing.
Maybe there'll be a dog and pony show of an investigation like the Port-au Peak inquiry or the public order emergency inquiry.
There's not going to be any punishments, not any real ones.
Maybe somebody will resign and then they'll get a better paying job with all their government.
No, no.
All of these people that will, you know, like, oh, we need to do all these things.
They should be arrested.
They should be charged criminally.
They should have all of their assets seized.
Everything they own, everything with their name on it should immediately become the property of the people of Canada.
And all of their wealth and everything that they have and ever would have and ever did have, everything should be then distributed amongst the people, you know, go right back into the country.
Well, they are left destitute and poor whenever they're released from prison, if they're released from prison, and they can see what it's like to be a poor person with nowhere to live.
I mean, a lot of this country has to deal with that as it is, and they've done such a good job taking care of it.
Surely it can't be that bad to be homeless and have nowhere to go in Canada, can it?
Because the government's taking such good care of this place.
They have nothing to fear.
Oh, well, and look on the bright side, guys, you got to live high on the hog for like, I mean, 50, 60, 70 years in a lot of cases, you guys.
I mean, you've only got a few years left.
You might as well live like the rest of us and, you know, try and see what life is like as a person instead of a spoiled silver, you know, spoon debutante kind of.
Look at me.
That would be, that's my pun.
That's what I think should happen.
Do you think the conservatives are going to do 1% of that?
People want justice.
They want reparations.
They want things to be made whole.
That will not happen.
What they will do is wallpaper over your wounds.
They will put a band-aid over your bullet hole and call it an election win and say, we got to live.
All of the rest, the wreckage, the deaths, the bodies.
No one will ever pay for that because they got what they wanted.
See, the conservatives will have gotten what they wanted from you, elected.
Now they don't need you anymore.
They don't care.
Again, right?
They only really show up when it's election time, right?
They're not out there in the trenches every day.
No, they just kind of wait and see and they focus group and they focus poll and they, you know, play it safe.
And, you know, it's a game.
It's a game of getting elected.
It's not the game of leadership.
See, these are two different things.
Sometimes if you're in a leadership position, you have to do things that no one's going to like.
Everyone might even hate you for it, but it has to be done.
That's why you're the boss, because you're the person that can and does do these things.
That's real life, but they don't do that.
They always tell you what you want to hear always.
And if anything ever bad happens, it's because somebody else's fault.
They never take responsibility for anything they do.
Never.
You'll never see a politician in this country or probably anywhere in the world take real responsibility for anything they've done.
There's your first red flag.
Everything they do is of self-interest and for their own career, first and foremost.
It's the only thing that's the primary foundation of what holds them together as a human being is what's good for me.
That's another big red flag.
And then finally, when they do achieve any kind of power or influence, they'll seek to find the path of how do I get the most juice for the least amount of squeeze?
How do I get all these people will love me if I just do the minimum what?
What do I not only just get the libs out and they'll make a statue of you and somehow they will think that's that's all we've grown to expect.
We're so used to losing in this country that we don't even know what it's like to win anymore.
People think losing is winning now.
That's how bad it is here.
Thank you.
Pretty much every conservative influencer in this country and in the United States, a lot of these places, they're just making money.
They go where the easy money is.
You pick one of the teams and you shill for that team and there you go.
Honest question, where would I be right now if five years ago instead of going to the Omar Cotter thing, I did something else that was to look really good for the Conservative Party, and then I just shilled for them the whole time.
Still me, still all of the same skill sets that I possess, but just a straight shill.
Where would I be right now, do you think?
Do you think I don't know that?
That's a decision you make on game day, you know?
Am I doing this or am I not doing this?
A lot of them are out there doing that.
They don't matter.
And they'll treat this as a big win and, oh, we're going to get the libs out.
They're not going to push for any kind of fixing of any real problems.
The mass migration will continue.
The climate agenda nonsense will continue.
Dicks for kids and all the pedophilia will continue.
They don't condemn any of this.
They don't fight against it.
They pay it lip service enough so you'll vote them in.
They'll pretend to do I have to honk a horn?
Like, what do I have to do?
They treat you like an idiot.
And you are, really?
So it's like the right to do it.
They're like, hey, I hate always say like so much.
This is one of my resolutions.
I need to stop this and I don't know how.
I need like a hypnotizing tape.
I need maybe to be frightened.
I need to be traumatized into stop saying it maybe.
I'm open to things, you know?
I'll get a big bung rip at DMT and do that.
I don't know.
Whatever it takes.
When I decide I want to do something, I do it.
I forget what I was talking about.
Shilling and stuff, right?
Because it's so much easier to do this than just pick a team and shill for them.
Hey, you know what you should do?
You should tell the truth.
Why don't you try that?
Why don't you try telling the truth?
Oh, well, then you don't have any team.
Literally everyone's against you because they're all based upon the same lies.
The whole game they're playing is based upon a world of lies.
So for you to attack any of these threads threatens literally all of them.
So sooner or later, they will all attack you.
So there's really no point in making the simpletons, right?
If you're anti-Trudeau, you must be, you know, oh, it's one of those gross conservatives.
And if you criticize the conservatives, you're a libertarian.
That's how 90% of people think, you know?
And I'm like, I hate all of you equally.
I think you're all equally stupid.
You're all in a, in a, you're like animals, like farm animals, living in a zoo, and you think that that fake enclosure you're in is the actual jungle.
Like, you believe this.
It's not.
You know, I've been out.
It's like the Truman show.
You get to the edge of the fake trees, and there's wallpaper.
It's not, there's no forest, and there's glass and there's people back there looking at you.
You know, it's not real, guys.
Yeah, it's more because that's scary, right?
And that's difficult to deal with.
And they don't want to do that.
So they'd rather just play the game, shill the easy road.
They take the easy road.
What's really great about this time period is that it's done such an excellent job of dividing people, which is a good thing.
I don't like the division.
You don't like the process.
You don't like the evolution, which is what this is.
Too bad.
This is necessary.
It's a giant filtering process.
And it's really paved the way to show everyone who's who in the zoo forever with the history of the internet as a record.
Who took the risks and when?
Who said what?
Who was telling the truth?
And when did they say it?
And why?
What did they get out of it?
Did they get punished for it?
Was there anything for them to gain at all?
No.
And they were punished for it?
They had their jobs taken away and they had sacrificed.
They lost their families disowned them.
Those people are probably a lot more trustworthy than the professional politician that waits until all the king's horses and all the king's men vote for me and let's do this again.
They have no credibility.
That's just the plain black and white of it, guys.
No one in this country in any position of authority has any credibility anymore.
None of them do.
How do we reconcile that?
Oh, we'll just choose.
No, there's no one to choose.
You don't understand.
There's no one to pick from.
None of them have any credibility.
None of them do.
We can't trust a single one of these people.
They were all in on the lie.
They all benefited from it.
They all made money from it.
They all shut up about it.
And they watched you get tortured and said nothing for years.
It's 2024.
This was two years ago this happened.
And now all of a sudden, out of the blue, look who it is.
Breaking news.
Unconstitutional.
A violation of the Canadian Charter of Rights.
That's what a federal court ruled Justin Trudeau's use of the Emergencies Act was.
He violated Canadians' Charter Rights.
I'm standing here on Wellington Street.
This was the scene that Trudeau used as his justification for what...
Where were you?
Because you weren't there.
I was there.
Morgan was there.
Derek was there.
Ferry was there.
Edgie was there.
Everybody I know, actually, pretty much was there.
Fucking even East Coast Canadian was there.
Every fucking buddy was there, but you weren't there.
In fact, none of you were there.
You weren't there.
The guy that came before you wasn't there.
The guy that came after you wasn't there.
This current guy wasn't there.
Oh, did he show up for a picture?
I mean, there.
Where were they?
Were they participating in the effort?
Were they giving speeches?
Were they talking to people and offering support?
What can we do?
How do we, you know?
No, that's who the people that were there.
That's what they were doing.
They were working.
They were there.
What were you doing?
Waiting for this opportunity to stand here on the metaphorical pile of dead.
And, you know, actually some people have passed away since then.
So, no, it's not metaphorical.
You're going to stand on the piles of bones of other people who sacrificed for this country and pretend as if somehow any of this belongs to you.
The very fact that you can do this, that you can go out there and stand there And do this.
Stone cold.
I don't need to know anything else.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a completely selfish piece of shit.
All of you.
Every single one of them, guys.
All right.
No credibility.
Let's talk about something else.
Professional suits.
So if the protest was legal, right, or let's just say it wasn't worthy of the Emergency Act, so that was too far.
That was too far.
You want to talk about what the protest was about?
Show of hands, class.
Who remembers what the protest was about?
Was it about the housing crisis?
Was it about slaughter Ukraine?
Oh, was it about the Russians or oh, no, it was about the Israeli?
No.
Oh, right.
It was about that thing that, once again, every single one of these motherfuckers participated in.
Get the medicine time, lock your house down, stay the fuck home.
In fact, this guy, his boss's wife, even had her own little blog about it.
Isn't that nice?
That's why they weren't out there.
They were all on the same team, and now they're going to try and take advantage of this and leverage this to win people over so they can get elected.
And they will.
It's going to work.
You watch.
They'll win easily.
They'll probably, I bet they'll win a majority government.
But maybe not.
Maybe a minority because the other side's going to spite vote.
They're going to waddle out there in their fucking electric scooters and their purple hair and their 90-pound boyfriends who are gay also and try to make money at glory holes at night in Yarmouth.
But I'm fairly confident they're going to win easily, I think.
Because actually, I think the people that are so disaffected, the sane people that are like, they're just misinformed, the reason they're not with us is because they've been brainwashed.
like they're being held captive by the machine.
They don't even realize what the things...
So it preys on, weaponizes your empathy and your guilt to manipulate you.
And everything these people are doing is because they think they're helping someone or they think they're helping something or they think they're protecting something.
Everything is about saving and protecting.
Have you noticed this?
That's why.
And they're completely oblivious to what they're destroying.
Us, everything else.
They've been bamboozled.
But then there's the freaks and the goblins, just the died in the wool believers, the opposites of us.
They can never be redeemed.
They must be destroyed.
It's to the death.
It's to the end of the universe until we achieve...
This is for all the ages.
This is for all the marbles.
But the people in the middle, they can go any other way.
They control the information that they see.
And some people are just comfortable with the information that they're getting.
And that's why they listen to it.
They like the mainstream.
They like it.
It's comforting.
They like the government stuff because they feel like the government's the good guy.
And they're just going to, I used to live in that world.
I did those things.
Right?
Right?
It's way easier just to go along with this charade.
It's so much easier.
It's just like that scene in The Matrix where the guy's like, I don't want to remember any of this.
I don't want to remember nothing.
I want you to put me back in.
Like, the whole Matrix is such a metaphor.
It's crazy.
The first movie is a, I don't care what anybody says, it's a masterpiece.
Like, it's an absolute 10 out of 10. There's people, I'm sure, that feel like that on our sides too, right?
They're just like, if there was a way, like, say you could, someone gifted us this.
I got a rabbit's foot.
You just do if there's a signal.
Maybe this is what it is.
You hold up a rabbit's foot and then the Illuminati come to your house, right?
And they make you a deal.
And they're like, we'll wipe your memory.
We'll make you a fucking, what do you want to be?
You want to be in Hollywood?
You want to do this?
You want to do that?
We'll just psyop everybody.
You'll go back in and you'll work for us.
But you'll be rich.
You'll be famous.
You'll have all the things you could ever want.
And this is what the guy does in The Matrix.
He's like, I'm going to be a famous actor.
And he sells everybody out to the enemy because he's like, it's too hard.
I can't live like this.
It's too much stress and it's so bleak.
And the struggle is so difficult that my will has broken because I'm a weak fuck and I've chosen to betray all of my own kind and just embrace the lie because it's easier.
Would suck to be that character.
Like, doesn't he seem shitty?
That guy seems kind of shitty to me.
Oh, there'll be an election.
Yeah, I wonder who's going to win.
Oh, are we going to get the libs out?
Oh, we won.
And now the guns are banned and you can't say things that go to jail.
And the government has all kinds of police state powers now.
and they're cracking down on anti-Semitism and hate speech and there's a lot of...
Oh, geez.
How many schizos do you think are like...
Like it's posting now.
It's the fucking rabbit secret remote sense of mine.
I keep begging my Not everybody on the internet Most of them are retarded, always remember that And I keep begging my I keep begging my I keep begging my I keep begging my Bochy mangoes, because every time you say like, you must eat a spoonful of mayo.
That could work.
That might work.
That might work.
I'm going to try to remember that, and that might be enough.
Let's try and break this habit.
We'll do it together.
Like.
No, that doesn't count.
I'm mentally trying to zone off that part of my mind where it's like, we don't use this word ever again.
We never come here again.
We never open that file.
We never right-click Seymour.
Nope.
We never do click that tab.
We don't ever look at those notifications.
We don't even turn that phone on.
We put that in the closet and never look at it again.
Trying.
We're going to try.
I'm going to compartmentalize part.
I'm going to MK Ultra myself tonight to stop this.
What's that?
What's that?
Russians, you know?
So I gave this to Morgan.
It's like, a rabbit's foot.
I'm like, cool.
So now it's now what, what is, but what does it mean?
What does it mean?
Schizos, what does it mean?
What does it mean?
There's always these fucking people.
There was this one crazy old lady.
Oh, man.
I mean, you had to laugh.
It was so much.
It was so much crazy that it was like, it was dealing with mental patients, like literally.
So she was all the way gone, like believed in alternate histories that weren't real.
And like, it was really, it was mental.
And because I, in my, in my first, you know, background set I had in my house, I was in the basement and behind me, I had a framed sports ball jersey of Matt Sundine, which was autographed that my father had given to me.
He was a young man.
And I, you know, really appreciate it.
He was my favorite player growing up as a kid.
Or one of them.
And my dad got it for me.
I think not long after I got back from Afghanistan, maybe?
I can't remember.
But it represents the, I'm not a sports ball, bro.
My father gave me that, and it meant a lot to me at the time, and it was a very nice gesture.
You know, all this.
So it's more a representation of my connection to my father than a fucking sports.
I don't care about Matt Sandine.
I don't give a shit.
What's he doing?
Being an old Swedish man.
I don't give a shit.
I'm fucking busy fighting the world.
Oh, is he playing hockey?
Good for him.
Wow.
Is he rich?
Good.
Yay.
I don't care.
Anyway, his number was 13. Number 13. Oh, we're off to a hot start now because she found the number 13 and went, Ninos, Dominos, what does it mean?
And she went right all in.
All in.
It was all fucking right after that.
And it's like, these people exist like they really do.
You see this happen on the internet as like a consumer until you're into our, and I don't recommend it unless you really don't give a shit.
Like you really, like you want to get hurt.
You're like, God, I'm crazy now.
Like that's kind of where you need to be to do this late at this stage.
I'm not kidding because you will.
Probably your life will get fucked up.
Like that's just you're walking out into a hurricane of swords and knives and you're like, I'll be fine.
No, you probably won't be.
But there's no other way to go home.
So some of us have to try, you know.
You see these people that are like freaks and psychos that are like, you know, schizo obsessed.
And you're like, is this even real?
Like, is there people that, yes, until it happens to you, until people start, and they do it to Morgan now, too.
And there's this whole, it's fucking crazy, man.
The shit you read about yourself is insane.
It's like, I can't, it's so weird.
I can't tell you how weird it is that there's like grown adults, grown, like fucking people in their 50s and 60s, and they're obsessed with me.
Like, ah, like, that's fucking crazy.
What?
Yeah, man.
Like, and it's the, you know, she'll get like the other day, fucking four in the morning.
Why are you answering me?
Because we're asleep, Cokehead.
It's four in the morning.
Why dare you not answer me?
Like 49 million messages.
Like, who is that?
Block that Psycho immediately.
She's way nicer than me.
And she's like, well, maybe there's a person in there.
And I have to be like, no, and slap the phone out of her hand.
Don't do it.
We don't need another one.
We don't need another one of your crazy charity cases.
She's always trying to help everybody.
And I'm like, no, that one's too crazy.
No, he's fully gone.
Fully gone, babe.
She's giving him cookies anyway.
Fucking.
So I think, you know, she's making me slightly nicer and I'm making her much meaner.
It's balancing out.
I think it's balancing out.
It's a good, it's a very healthy relationship, actually.
Parts of my life are very good.
Anyway.
Did I say it?
Have I said it yet?
Do I have to eat any mayonnaise?
I hope not.
Let's continue.
Let's get on with it.
As they say.
Short and long.
Yeah, I'm not done with these people, by the way.
He says, you're not wrong.
You have a credibility.
We are fucked.
I don't think we're fucked.
When people say that, it depends on what you mean by that.
It really depends on how you say it.
And in what context you can say, that's fucked and that could mean you know you saw a guy hit a bird with his car from fucked That doesn't really that's not anything If you said it in a different way like what what are our what are our overall survival chances We're
five we're fucked man we're fucking we're done Oh that that sounds serious.
Yeah, that's deadly serious.
That's bad So I mean it's text.
We don't know we don't know how short long meant it.
I don't think we're there's there's levels of fucked you know there's degrees of F-worded there is interlocking cones of severity Like it's really difficult to describe so I'm going to do what I haven't done in a while I'm not I don't have a professor outfit, but I mean I don't really I'm kind of wearing one Where's my uh class?
Where's my damn it's probably on this I can't think without my fucking piano Where is it?
Oh, there we go Now you can be a little bit fucked Okay, let's call this Let's call this little bit fucked And you can be really fucked And let's call this you know this is bad This is this
is not good.
This is really this is awful And then you can be This is kind of fucked where it just kind of could go either way It's not really good or bad.
It's just it's interesting.
So it's like F word question mark.
You know is this is this a good or a bad fucking we don't we don't know We're not sure of that yet science hasn't hasn't delivered us this but inside this zone There are two subzones we have Where a little bit and a lot of bit interlock and uh Right here.
That's where you don't want to be That's just the death.
That's the death triangle we call it in fuckingomics Now if you can get get here Where you're a little bit fucked a little bit really fucked But equally it could go either way you enter the golden zone Now if you'll notice this forms the prophetic shape of Jeffrey the Bee I didn't plan any of
this I'm just gonna see how far I can take it now therefore using the muse of Jeffree the Bee's eternal soul given to us in great sacrifice against the evil Lord Butter Baby We have the how fucked are you chart now Any one of these are recoverable.
They're like bubbles that get popped.
It's when they interlock.
That's when you gotta stop.
You gotta stop and you gotta take a look at the chart.
Okay?
And these are the ones you gotta worry about.
Black is dead?
Yellow is alive.
I guess.
It's probably about it.
I think that's it.
That's pretty good.
There.
Everybody's smarter now.
That made no sense to anyone.
That's going to be a t-shirt now, and we're going to sell that for real money.
Even this stupid line that shouldn't be there that I drew by accident as I was trying to be all smug with like, look how stupid this is.
I can't even operate Microsoft Paint.
I'm an imbecile.
But I'm an imbecile that just made a whole world out of a fake bee that attacked a fat guy.
And I could probably make, you know, at least 200 bucks on it.
What the fuck can you do?
Not that.
Not that.
I'm crazy.
I can do things.
I have mental powers, man.
That's my new angle.
I want to see if I can get the CIA involved.
I'm just starting to threaten that I have psychic powers and trying to be like on the money with certain calls and shots and just like really picking my spots and like, man, is he psychic?
Like, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to convince them that I am.
And then they're going to have to come to the table.
Like, I have to come to the table to negotiate.
Or they're just going to kill me.
I don't know.
Maybe this is a really dumb idea.
Maybe I shouldn't.
I'm just pretending.
Am I just pretending?
I think I'm just pretending.
I don't know what to do now.
Now I painted myself in a corner.
Is this like a monkey paw?
Do I get wishes?
What do I do with it?
Or is it literally just, here's a foot of an animal I killed, and I put it on a chain.
And this is just kind of like, yeah, I'm a barbarian, and I just have pieces of...
Who's to say?
I don't know what magic is anymore.
Jeffrey would know if he were here.
We've never been the same without him.
Without Jeffrey, we've been a lost people.
We'll make it back.
We'll make it back.
Brooke Ritiz says, get to know your fellow DAGs, know their skills, and how you can help them.
Dag has a great opportunity in front of him because we spent time having tea together.
Good luck with the interview.
There you go.
See?
You see how this works?
We start.
We light the beacons of bigotry and they light around The world, and we all and you know, the network forms, you know.
Many schizos together forms a mighty faggot, right?
Or sticks, or what is it?
How does it mean fucking get friends become more powerful?
It's not that hard.
It's fucking pretty straightforward.
Is this working?
I think it's working.
CIA is like probably missing some cursed magic rabbit's foot that someone found in a cave in like 1866 in Africa.
Now they're like, does he have the foot?
No, it's no, it's not.
If I ever get whacked, it's going to be for something I made up.
Like, I just made it up and someone thought I was, or I was too close to something that was true and it was a complete coincidence.
He knows the psychic knows.
And then they kill me.
So I'm like, I have to throw in enough a little bit.
I have to throw in enough lunacy to water things down, I think, just to keep people not sure.
I think it's the only way I can survive, to be honest.
Smoke screens.
The CIA will believe anything.
That's what I mean.
They will.
They'll be like, well, we have unlimited money.
Why not?
Let's see what he does.
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just like a snarky guy.
Fucking smarter than you, motherfucker.
What do you even say?
What a joke.
That's a joke.
I heard a song that was like that recently.
Keep your heads on a swivel says, careful.
Like Mayo is harder to quit than like heroin.
I don't think I'm doing it.
Am I?
I tried to cordon it off.
I don't know if it worked.
I don't know if anyone, no one's, I don't know.
I'm not really paying attention to the chats at all, which is probably a huge mistake considering staff of what this is.
Cunning Draugers' former CESIS agent Phil Gursky gave a nice radio bit of how CSIS did their job and politicians should stay out of investigations because they are unqualified.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Are they incompetent because they're incompetent or are they incompetent because the government made them in that way?
It's hard to say.
Who's throwing who under the bus?
Who's lying?
Somebody's lying.
But, you know, the safe play is always blame the guy above you.
So the fact that he said that seems to suggest that the government, yeah, they basically tell them what to do.
And that's why they're like, oh, it wasn't my fault.
It was my boss.
Roger.
Okay.
So you're just, politicians are just interfering with intelligence gathering operations, are they?
Whoa.
So that's like, I think that's pretty illegal to use intelligence agencies for your own personal, like just what you feel like doing, like what you're interested in doing.
That's fucking crazy.
Like that's really bad.
And that's what Phil Gersky says is going on?
That explains a lot.
That explains a lot.
So now, which politician did I make upset?
Who is so mad that they had to go and get Caesars?
I still think I know who it is, but I'm not positive.
Seppuku says, are you sure that's not a mouse?
No, I'm not positive.
It does feel like a, I can feel the claws.
Yeah, it's a it's yeah.
Yeah, it's a foot.
Screwing with me for a dollar?
You do this to me.
You do this to me on my own show for a dollar.
For $1, you do this to me.
My friend, I have never been more insulted.
All right.
Kersky.
Kersky, he's brattin' to the press.
We've got to stop Kursky.
Ryan G says Patrick Bateman.
All right.
All right now.
Yeah.
Let's see Paul Allen's deportation plan.
How was he in that movie?
Patrick Bateman.
I get up.
Why do I keep wanting to talk like Nicholas Cage?
I can't help it.
I get up at 5.30 and I start my daily ab routine.
Sometimes I look at a woman and I'm like, I want to wear her face as a mask.
American Psycho with Nicholas Cage is the fucking best missed opportunity.
I mean, did we dodge a bullet or did we miss discovering gold?
I don't know.
That's the thing about life.
You never get another, you'll just never know.
What would have happened if otherwise?
Duno?
Didn't happen.
No!
we'll never get to have Nicolas Cage as Patrick.
Great man!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha.
Fuck, he's one of the most unintentionally hilarious people ever, I think.
That movie he did with the, everyone uses the meme of the guys when they're on acid in the movie and they're like looking at each other like in the car.
It's Nicholas Cage and the other guy that, he's a great, he's a good actor too, the Spanish guy or the Mexican guy.
It's like a movie.
He plays himself and he gets like kidnapped.
It's actually pretty funny.
I really enjoy it.
It's like, this is actually not bad.
This is pretty funny.
He's making fun of himself the whole time.
I'm like, okay, okay.
Nicholas Cage is actually cool, I think.
He's like, I'm an idiot.
I spent all my money on dinosaur bones and expensive prostitutes and a lot of drugs.
He's going to this guy's birthday party to make money because he's so broke.
I can't get any movies.
Like, he's drinking.
He's just a shit.
He's a piece of shit.
He's drunk.
Was it Benicio del Toro?
No, I don't think so.
No, it was Pedro Pascal.
That's his name.
And this guy, he's so desperate for money.
He's doing a birthday party for some Spanish billionaire.
It turns into this crazy.
It's pretty funny, actually.
I probably did more to advertise for that movie than he did.
That's right.
I barely even told anybody.
I've been working for free.
The FBI took all my money.
He owes them like...
He owe them so much in taxes.
Like, you're a fucking slave now, Nicholas Cage.
Make every bad movie.
And he has to.
And they just take all his money.
It's insane, man.
I can't remember the name of the movie.
This is what I'm saying.
Ah, God, it's fairly recent.
It's in the last two or three years.
Nicholas Cage and Pedro Pascal.
It's pretty good.
Chucky says the CIA is communicating with me.
Don't tell me this.
Through brainwaves, telling me to unleash the Mayo horses.
We don't need to go back to that, man.
They're upbraded now and squirt.
I'm sorry.
What are you telling me?
Sorry for?
Sorry for what?
Sorry for the civilized world?
Sorry for the countless nightmares and children it will orphan.
This is some kind of joke to you?
This is outrageous.
Seppuku says, forgot my glasses.
It looks like a mouse.
It's not a mouse.
It's not a mouse.
Sappuku, no.
It's not a mouse.
I would know.
I would know a mouse.
I eat mice.
I put honey on them.
And I eat them.
I like to bite off their heads.
I see what's inside.
Suck a cherry blossom.
Suck out the brain.
You're fucking scary!
You're a weird man.
You're a weird man.
One squirrel army says, at least you don't have to bathe.
It's gross.
UK wants the youth to prepare for another Jewish war against Putin.
But they stand on the side of Russia this time.
They can have the genesis cannon fodder.
Yeah, they're getting ready.
They want to conscript everybody.
Isn't that great?
Get ready to be conscripted.
Sweden is telling their people this, and now the United Kingdom is like, all right, looks like we're going to have to fight a very major war against the Russians, right?
So we're going to need everybody to start gathering and basically joining the armed forces, yeah?
We need millions of soldiers.
We've only got 70,000.
My accent is just progressively changing to be all over the United Kingdom.
I have no control over this.
Right, we need a lot more soldiers.
Way more.
So we're going to fucking take you out your house.
At gunpoint, if need be.
Right?
Oh, conscription.
Great.
That's going to go over so good.
And you know who they're going to conscript, right?
Who do you think they're going to conscript?
You know who they're not going to conscript?
Because it'll cause riots?
The migrants.
The migrants won't get conscripted.
Look at this.
This is one of many.
Because here it is.
Brits will be called up to fight an all-out war with Russia.
His military is too small.
Army Chief Warns.
Thank God I've been in Pakistan.
Oh, whoa, wait a minute.
A minute ago...
Now...
Now it's Pakistan you're loyal to.
Interesting.
Yeah, you're fucking gross.
Yeah.
You think they're going to go and round up all these migrants like, oh, yeah, shit, you guys, we got to go to fucking Sandy to World War III now.
Yeah, it's going to go over really well.
They're not even going to do that.
They're going to go find whatever's left of the Canadian men and go, all right, we got to go to the thing.
And they're going to go, okay, fucking baby.
It's going to be gross.
Some of them will be able to talk out of it.
A lot of them you won't because they're just meant to be victims, I guess.
Every warning sign in the world there could be that something is really wrong is all flashing.
The whole control panel is lit up.
Every light and button and switch and alarm is maybe you deserve to crash.
I don't want to play God or anything.
But I mean, it seems like it's what this is.
It seems like you're supposed to or something.
So, I don't know.
Free will and all that, and this is what you chose.
So I mean, who am I to interfere, really?
You want to.
You want to stay in the plane.
That's up to you.
I want to go back in the plane.
Oh, God.
The Matrix again.
Where is that?
There's a bigger story on this.
More on the UK in a second.
more crazy nonsense.
Nope.
It was about the military.
Then, now I can't find it.
Okay.
Terrible at this.
Is that the UK?
Still can't find the one I want.
Oh, here it is.
Jeez, see, I knew it was here.
We just had to keep digging.
You just gotta keep going.
Digging away.
Never take no for an answer.
You gotta sell it, baby.
Public face call-up.
If we go to war, military chief warns.
The telegraph general says the army is too small and government needs to mobilize the nation in the event of conflict with Russia.
Oh!
Just like that.
The British public will be called up to fight if the United Kingdom goes to war because the military is too small, the head of the army is to warn.
Oh, good.
Good.
That's a nice headline to wake up to.
23rd January, 2024.
8.55 p.m.
Oh, exactly.
To the minutes.
Like anybody cares when exactly.
There's probably journalistic reasons.
But whatever.
Crazy headline.
That'll never happen, bro.
Get in the truck.
You're drafted.
You just went past all of those guys.
Yeah, but they're Iraqis and they're violent.
They're in a gang.
They've all got machetes.
You're going to leave and they're going to have their way with everyone who's left because all the men are going to be gone.
All the men are going to be gone.
You hear him saying?
All the migrants will still be here, but all the men are going to be gone.
Because they're going to get drafted to go to a war that they can't win.
This is outrageous as this is happening.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
It's suicidally dumb.
The only reason they're doing this makes no other sense.
I'm going to follow their own logic.
Once again, the Office of Special Freaks and Probably Closet Homosexuals that was the predecessor to the CIA, the OSS, determined that there were things the Germans were doing.
They couldn't understand why.
So they looked at the result and figured that must be the intent.
That must be what they were doing.
The result is what they were intending to do all the time.
Otherwise, nothing else makes sense.
You have to assume that's what it is.
Does it make sense to you why they keep doing this thing?
It's like, well, because of what it does, apparently.
That's why they're doing the thing.
They're after the result.
And the result is there's going to be a lot less of us around because we're all going to get drafted and go to a war we can't win.
Isn't that neat?
And don't worry.
All the migrants will be here to take care of your wives and daughters and mothers and so on.
As the countries all fall apart into like ruin and civil war and unrest and violence and lawlessness and so on.
And you're going to be off.
You're going to be off getting shelled in Latvia and you have no chance of survival at all.
Like none.
I would predict 90% casualty rate.
Like outrageous losses.
Outrageous.
Like, I was in Afghanistan.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
This is an apocalyptic war.
This is like World War II on steroids.
This will destroy entire countries.
Like a lot of people are going to die.
Okay.
The outcome isn't really that unclear to most people.
NATO would lose, and there would be a new dynamic.
I don't know how long it would take.
I don't think it would be very long.
I don't think they predict it to be very long, but it would be very violent, very fast, and it would be shocking to a lot of people.
Probably nothing is more important in the rest of your life than to not get drafted into this war.
That should be, if no one else listens to anything I say, just understand me for one second that I care about you as a fellow human.
If you're one of us, if you're like, I don't care if you're liberal, I don't care if you're a fucking, just if there's anything you ever do, do not go to this war.
You are not coming back.
You're not supposed to come back.
Okay?
Don't do it.
If too many of them, if they just rip and tear the hearts out of every community, because the men they're going to draft are going to be, they're going to be 17 to 40. All the boys in your town.
Imagine this.
Well, all the white boys for sure.
All the white boys for sure.
Just gone.
Yeah, they're all drafted.
Okay.
Who's been thinking about this possible scenario?
Anybody?
You should be.
It's important to stop these crazy people because that can happen to you.
That is very dangerously close to happening already.
We are way too close to this being real than anybody realizes.
And this needs to be fucking addressed.
This is in the circle of fucking amics.
This is the black zone.
This is a little bit of fucked and really, really fucked where they interlock with no chance of even could go either way or fucked it a good way.
None of that.
There's no chance of that.
Black zone.
We can't go into the black zone.
Everybody dies in there.
Let's not do World War III, guys.
Hey, anybody listening?
That shouldn't be the most agreed upon thing on all of planet Earth.
Show of hands.
Does anybody on Earth want to do World War III?
Who doesn't want to?
Raise your hand.
We'd fucking rock ourselves into another plane of the sun and the moon would have to shift in the sky.
That's how many people don't want World War III.
All of them.
Pretty much all of them, except the psychopaths and the absolute maniacs.
Less than 1% of all the population.
This is the biggest majority no in history, and we're still this close to it happening anyway.
Gee, that's crazy, isn't it?
Why is this being loud?
Who's hey?
Oh no, the Jews are mad again.
We should destroy civilization!
No, we shouldn't.
No, we shouldn't.
Why?
First question, why?
Oh, there's a magic book.
You lost me.
Already lost me.
This would have to be, for a war of this magnitude to be justified, it would have to be something like a cartoonish level of threat.
Like an absolute existential crisis level of threat to warrant this kind of confrontation where it's like the fucking It's like that episode of The Simpsons where the Soviet Union never went away.
The TV gets hijacked and just fucking If America does not meet Russia on the field of battle Russia will activate Operation Game Boy Operation Game Boy have turned all of youth in America into a
Soviet sleeper cell time bombs but it was my idea why do you think I kept this jump you think I'm some kind of smack I did not get here because I'm stupid anyway you didn't know this you didn't the fucking Russian Peter's game of
game this fucking fucking petris game you deserve to be conquered anyway you're going to fucking fuck as your cat was like to call it you know winner take all basically everything chairman comrade you have any words yet
okay okay that's it that's pretty much it in transmission turn it off igor this a cartoonishly stupid premise like i guess we'll have to go to world war three or else the russians will activate the mind bomb and all of our children will turn on us and we'll have an endless civil war like i
guess we have no choice we have to fight the russians for the future of the world oh is that what it is no it's more like well so there's these rich guys and they don't like these other rich guys i'm already not i'm already not impressed the mind bomb will make your pets gay yeah they might they might they could do that they could have this you don't know russia
have developed some very interesting technique watch watch what we do to serge sergei suck your own dick no no no no you don't want to see i believe you i believe you i don't need to see it the way the eye it's cool trick we keep around to show look look what we have done scary but they do it they do it with the way they do with media it's
just not like you would think it's not like in the movies not like a ray boop and then you're oh i'm a robot now no there's i was brainwashed like how do you think that happens in real life because you we all know it does how does it work just just some oh there was a secret code and all of a sudden i became a communist no it's all about influence and they've monopolized influence and even with the monopolization of influence
over all things still there's these damn fucking what's the opposite of a sewer hole so i'm not crawling out of no sewer hole fucking dwarven kingdoms maybe i don't know but even still i mean the internet really threw i mean it might have destroyed
everything it could be the beginning of the end lone wolf says the only benefit to being flat-footed is to not get drafted if well i don't know what they'll have to do because uh if everybody was just extremely racist they couldn't draft you because you're like nope too racist absolutely omega racist can't do it isn't that crazy like there's things that will preclude you from
being suitable for service where it'll be like nope it's an instant no they interview you for these things you know it'd be so funny what would they do they go to script all these guys and they just go in there like full-blown heil hitler and they're like stick nope that's my you know they're gonna be like so
we want to give them guns or what are we doing here there's no way there's no way it's like the newest the newest craze is you know pledging allegiance to hitler gets you out of world war three funny twist listen man we gotta we gotta win we gotta play the game you gotta do these are the hand this is the cards i was guilt
Listen to me.
We've got to get this.
We've got to get to scroll the original Declaration of Independence before noon.
Why, Nicolas Cage?
Because I think I can bring back Jeffrey the B. I don't have a fucking...
Coming this summer.
No.
Nobody wants to see that movie.
Or do they?
No, they don't.
But maybe they do.
No one ever did.
But I could pretend that they do.
But you'd be lying to yourself and everyone watching.
That would be lame.
You're right.
We have to stop talking out loud.
They're going to know that we exist.
Those are my other personalities talking.
Psychoanalyze that, CIA mind freaks.
We are legion.
We are legion.
I'm going to levitate.
I'm going to learn.
I'm going to get.
Who does anybody know Chris Angel?
Teach me how to levitate.
That would fucking really freak people out.
Can someone teach me how to levitate?
It can be done.
I've seen them do it on TV.
The people's reactions seem genuine.
They're like, oh, that motherfucker's flying around.
Like, they're freaking out.
I'm like, impressive.
That's a neat trick you can do there, Lucifer.
Check your pocket.
The fucking ace of spades is inside your fucking wallet, inside your driver's license.
What the fuck is that guy?
That guy creeps.
Or is that David Blaine I'm thinking of?
Maybe it's David Blaine.
David Blaine is legitimately terrifying.
He's the scariest person I've ever seen.
Because I don't know what he is.
I can pretty much place everybody in the world.
Like what kind of person they are.
There's only so many types of people.
There's like, again.
How many times have I talked to them?
And I say a different number every time because I don't know the real number.
But it's like somewhere in the ballpark of probably maybe bro science for me is like 17 to like 28 personalities or something.
Like basically a small range.
You know, less than 40. You can remember them all if you tried to memorize them.
Like it's not a minute.
It's not a lot, you know.
Maybe like 30 or 25, like a really manageable fucking number, you know?
And some are like really rare and other ones are like everybody's one of those, you know.
And then there's David Blaine, who's like, no one knows what that is.
I have no fucking idea what that is.
I robot, I have no idea.
One day he's like, I'm David Blaine, and I'm fucking coasting across Arizona holding on to only balloons.
You're like, why?
Why David Blaine?
He's fucking crazy.
He's anti-charisma.
Yeah.
He's so odd.
We need him.
We need him on the team.
He needs to teach me how to levitate.
A video will just pop up and he'll be like, you already knew how all along.
And I'll just start levitating against my will.
I'll be like, help!
David Blaine has me!
And it'll just and then I'll never come back and that'll be it.
That'll be the end of me.
I get sucked into the David Blaine's house of toys where he takes souls or whatever the hell he does to do the things he does.
I hope he never sees this.
I never want him to know I exist.
I feel like he could just awake somewhere and know someone's talking about him, and then he's in my head.
I can hear his voice.
Eat glass.
No!
He's spitting up glass and frogs and shit on TV.
You're like, what the fuck, man?
He's, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what that is.
Is that even a person?
Should we be worried?
Like, where's the military?
Has anybody looked into this?
He shouldn't be able to do any of this, guys.
Is this real?
Does anyone know?
Because if it's real, I don't know if we can just let him walk around.
Can he shoot lasers out of it?
I don't know.
What else can he do?
Capture David Blake.
Now I really hope he doesn't see this.
Now he's going to make a point to get me.
You tried to capture me in a future timeline, but I stopped you.
You sucked me in.
I sucked you into the black hole.
I knew it.
On the stream.
On the stream.
Yeah.
See, weird.
I psychically knew that would happen somehow.
Our fates have been intertwined since the beginning of time.
I figured that, David Blaine.
Yeah, that's weird.
Why you, though?
I don't know.
I just saw you on the internet and you freaked me out, so I don't know.
There's no real significance in my life with you.
So it's a weird parody.
I, too, was equally concerned.
Yeah, this is very weird.
Bizarre.
I don't know.
Maybe the universe is drunk.
The universe does like to party.
Oh, good to know.
How do you know that?
And the mystery of David Blaine continues even into the spectral existence.
He's that complex.
He transcends dimensions.
I'm in no way challenging David Blaine's powers.
He legitimately scares me.
I think he might be able to do things, guys.
I don't know.
He's very mentally powerful.
He's done some crazy.
Didn't he go underwater for like 19 minutes or something?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You die.
You're supposed to die.
Everyone else dies, but not David Blaine.
David Blaine doesn't need air to live.
Oh, well, that's normal.
Fuck.
Fuck.
The one with Harrison Ford and Harrison Ford freaked him out.
He put a card that he picked out of a deck.
It was inside of an orange, inside of Harrison Ford's house.
He cut it open and was like, get the fuck out of my house.
What the hell?
He might, I don't know.
If David Blaine isn't evil, we could use him.
But I think he might be.
I don't know what kind of powers he has.
These all seem very quiet, unique, a little bit bottom shelf.
Some rarities, some skirting the line between legal and illegal for certain.
OG Mango says, your Microsoft paint art is better than Ringo Stars.
Changed my mind.
I didn't know he painted.
It wasn't supposed to be an art piece.
Well, it turned into one, really.
It was an experience that was shared by everyone.
Now everyone can buy the shirt.
Should probably or maybe already does exist.
I don't know.
This is stupid.
This show is so stupid.
Steve Robotizes, I can't believe I'm paying for this.
But fuck it, young Tyson Hockley attempted to platform the pleb minutes ago, and I put a stop to it no matter what Tyson's mom says.
Is he like a draft pick?
Everybody's fighting over this kid?
I know who you mean.
I saw him on Twitter.
He's like 16 and he's going around doing it.
You know, good for him that he's interested at that, you know, young of an age that he cares and right and seems to be, you know, his heart's in the right place.
It's like, you know, he was talking, he said something about like, man, like the people attacking him.
Like, he's like, I'm a kid.
Like grown men are fucking.
I said, it's going to be worse the older you get and just don't let them get to you because they're going to try to crush that out of you.
That's it.
No need.
He's trying to brainwash it.
Nope.
I just gave him friendly advice that I would give to anyone.
Down, see, see ya.
You see how evil they are by how they're nice to people?
It's all a trick to get them to like each other.
What?
This is what they think about us.
They write shit like this.
They're just doing that so they'll like each other so that they'll think they're friends so that that way they can manipulate.
No, they are friends, you freaks.
You absolute freak shows.
No, it's all an evil Nazi plot.
No, it isn't.
But some days I'm like, maybe.
Maybe you should turn it into one at this stage.
Uh-oh.
Earthquake.
Philip, what'd you do to the ring?
I told you to take care of this.
He kicked it right off the shelf.
It was in his way.
Oh, he's getting into the.
We can't put the camera on him for a little bit.
He's going to be busy with some extracurricular activities.
I hope he's not watching this.
16, I don't know.
What kind of kid are you?
You know, it really depends.
It really depends.
Certain kids, 16, I'm like, I don't know.
Maybe if I knew their parents, you know.
Others, this is not going to.
You're going to need a doctor, you know?
I'm the top doctor of a fake country.
And if it was so fake, why'd the government attack it, though?
So maybe it's a real country.
Everything about that?
Government ever attack any of your friends' fake countries?
Nope, just mine.
Just mine.
Just ours.
Just this one.
So that's all.
That's all.
Excuse me.
Let me pick our dicks up off the table.
There we go.
Thank you.
Carry on.
Oh, this country's outrageously silly.
Oh, my goodness.
Diago Eames says you really should really turn your MSF paint artworks into NFTs and sell them, really.
Sure.
What does that do?
So people keep asking me about this.
One of the things we want to fund, on top of the fundraiser, again, we're going to start this on the Thursday, no, Saturday, this coming, why do we keep wanting to say something with a Thursday or three?
The third, February 3rd, I believe, Saturday.
And we're going to do this, I think, every Saturday through February and have a few guests on, I think in the afternoon, Saturday afternoon starting the 3rd, as a general fundraiser for Chris Lysack and his lawyer.
We're going to pay the lawyers.
It never fucking ends with the lawyers, does it?
Fuck you, I work hard.
That's what they'll say.
But again, I paid you a lot to work hard.
You signed up for this, didn't you?
You wanted this job, remember?
I told you that's what it was going to be like.
Ah!
Ah, they're good guys.
It's just funny.
Scarecrow says, was it the unbearable weight of massive talent?
It might have been.
It might have been that one.
Is that Pedro Pascal in it?
Or am I just totally tied...
But to be honest, there is like two Mexican guys that are in all the things.
And one of them is Pedro Pascal, and the other one's the other guy.
I don't remember the other guy's name, but oh, yes, I do.
No, I don't.
He was in Fury.
He was Jake Gyllenhaal's partner in like 16 different movies.
He's like every Hispanic Mexican guy's buddy in every movie.
The hell was his name?
It's one of those two guys usually.
No, not Danny Trail.
But yeah, he's seems more Native American, isn't he?
Or is he Mexican?
I don't know.
He does pay a lot of those characters.
I should sell them, though.
Oh, and the other thing was, yeah, we've got to do the tour.
That's something else we're working on.
It seems to be coming closer to happening.
But I don't think I can fly.
I'm serious.
I mean, I would be so dumb to do it now that, like, I'm not ignorant to the problem, right?
Like, most people walking around have no idea what I'm talking about, and they think I probably sound insane.
Like, oh, this guy's scared of planes.
I've been paying close attention to this.
We all have on this program for, you know, months now.
And they're not putting the wings on anymore.
They're catching fire and doors are flying off.
And they're hiring mentally ill people to be air traffic controllers, man.
So it's like, knowing all of this is true, am I going to get on a plane?
I don't think I can on principle.
Can any of us now?
It's a matter of time.
How did two massive airliners collide in midair?
Oh, I know, because you hired a schizophrenic to be the flight controller.
Because it would have been against the diversity, equity, and inclusion standards to exclude people with severe mental illnesses.
That's true.
That's what they did.
This is what they're doing.
They're doing it.
Oh my God, they actually did it.
Yes, they are.
Spain, high of Spain, the nation of Spain.
Spain used to control the earth.
The Spanish Empire was like, we'll destroy anyone.
And they could have.
They were the big dick.
Now they're like, there's a woman with Down syndrome representing Spain at the national level.
Big glasses, giant head.
You're like...
It can't end like this.
How much further is there to go?
Let's put a dog in charge.
There's a dog just in the House of Commons now.
Like, oh, that's what the people voted in.
Yeah, that's fucking...
Yeah, they have a dog.
They voted in a dog.
Don't be ableist and human.
You're a humanist.
You're a fucking human supremacist, Mr. Tewer.
How dare you insult the member of a fucking...
Oh, no, no, no!
Is this even crazy to think about?
How slow...
Because you have to go, we're here now.
This is the rate of increasing crazy.
So that means, quick think, five, two plus five, how many years, five years.
Oh, God, are we going to do that?
Are we going to have elected animals?
Why not?
The president of the United States is a bird.
You know, like, why the fuck not, man?
They've elected an owl, you know, and it's just...
You know, everyone would respect the owl.
There's already some guy from Texas who sworn his life to kill the owl.
It won't matter.
It's just the whole world's...
We've already broken through the apparently glass ceiling of what I thought was too much.
What I thought was, like, I listen, I used to be that guy.
My face was stuck like that for 17 and a half more years.
Then I saw something one day that I couldn't bro that away.
There was no amount of bro that I could put on that tomato.
Away.
And then other things that I would say that that can't happen.
Oh, they happen.
Again.
And again.
And a fucking gun.
Till next thing you know, there's a fake fucking clown person pretending to be a man on television saying, let me talk to the children just now.
You have to take a special medicine now!
*Sings*
Oh, and then they were like, let's do World War III while we're fucking on top of things.
So, like, these, I thought everyone knew this was nuts.
Like, these think that that level is, that's too crazy to ever come true.
There's too many adults.
There's too many rational people.
There's too many solid institutions with smart, you know, adults, maturity.
Anything gets out of control.
It would eventually come back from the brink, like the Cuban Missile Crisis, you know, like back in those days.
It almost got out of control, but everybody was like, listen, listen, listen.
We're being crazy right now.
This is crazy.
You know, we got to stop.
That's not going to happen this time, I don't think.
They all seem to be very mentally compromised.
Like, they think if they tax us more, the sky will be happier.
Like, it's...
We're in rough shape.
It's not good.
The unbearable weight of message.
Put me back in.
Team Onice is knowing it's on the truck, especially the draft truck.
Yeah, there you go.
Look, it's come back around again.
Daguan has strikes gold again.
Now it has two meanings.
Don't get on the draft truck either.
The truck is death, guys.
It's always death.
Seems like it isn't.
But it is!
Guys that get out of the truck, don't come back.
You're off the fucking selection.
You're done.
Bye.
Never see him again.
Don't do it.
So warm in there.
Don't do it.
My legs are so tired.
Don't do it.
Come on in.
We've got juice boxes and donuts.
Seriously.
That's torture in these guys.
It's mental.
Days with no sleep.
It's like November.
It's like minus six.
Soaking wet, got 120 pounds on your back.
Hungry, haven't eaten in a day and a half.
Broken foot, hypothermia.
I'm describing a real person that I know.
He's trudging along like the fucking Terminator.
One of his eyes frozen shut.
You want some donuts and coffee?
I can get in the truck right now and end it all.
Evil.
But he made it, you know, and he broke both his feet.
Crazy.
Just run along on broken feet.
No big deal.
Got to go save the world like Batman.
Like, those guys are fucking incredible, dude.
But now they all have to be gay.
What a shame.
What a shame that's going to be mandatory homosexuality soon.
State-enforced sodomy is coming soon, especially to the Canadian forces.
You guys think you're getting it in the ass now.
Wait until it's like, hey, I just told you the ceiling on crazy has been smashed wide open.
We're in the stratosphere now.
We've broken through the upper atmosphere of crazy, outside low Earth orbit crazy, and into deep space crazy, boys.
The fucking galaxy is our playground.
Anything can happen now.
Who knows what's out here in the deep space of what in the fuck is going to happen now.
What's out here?
Is that a giant asteroid shaped like World War III?
Yes, it is.
What's that one?
Oh, that's the AI abomination they're working on.
That could easily destroy civilization.
Oh, good, good.
Multiple vectors of doom, then.
Excellent.
Who owns all the food, at least?
That weird guy?
Bill Gates.
Why?
I need to control the amount of cows.
Oh, fuck you.
Jesus.
There's too many farting cows.
Ah!
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
Is this why the Greeks did it?
Because I feel like him as a child, it would have been, I'm not saying everybody would have done this, but I feel like it would have been common for most of the men to have a thought or an outright desire, but at least a thought of, I should just kick this kid off a cliff.
What a little fucking cunt of a kid, you know?
Every once in a while.
And the Greeks, they just knew how to detect them, and they were just, that's why they did it.
It wasn't child sacrifice and killing the weed.
They were weeding the garden.
They were like, there's no reason to let, you know what he turns into, right?
We can't have this.
Maybe that's, maybe that's, that was, that might have been the key to saving civilization.
That was the key to keeping this.
Well, Jeffrey Epstein's dad, so more children for me.
Control the food!
Like, why couldn't we have cool villains?
Why couldn't we have anybody with, like, they're all gross to look at.
Like, there's nothing.
The women aren't even hot.
Like, they're just, ah, they're all monsters.
You know, you're just like, God, man.
There's nothing.
Ham legs and butter boy, they're all just...
Ugh.
It's revenge of the ugos.
Now, now we'll see.
Tell me you won't come to the prom with me, will you?
Well, we'll see about that.
We'll see about that one, Missy.
I'll take over the whole country, and then you'll see.
You'll see how strong of a man I really am.
I'll go to those lengths because my ego is this easily bruised.
I'll show you that.
You better believe it.
It's mathematically driven.
It's common sense.
And for some reason, you seem to get the idea that I'm someone to F with.
Well, I am not at all.
They're such fucking.
Oh, they're just all of them.
All of Them man.
I can't.
It's like they're all just terrible, you know.
We should have been keeping an eye on this.
Not enough kids got kicked into ravines.
Yeah, Don Cherry would.
Not enough kids are getting kicked off a corpse anymore.
And that's why we got a bunch of these sissies running around taking up jobs that they didn't earn.
Because nobody's kicking anymore.
Babies off a corpse.
That's what I think.
I'm gonna point at ya!
*singing*
He just gets more and more vicious.
And of course, it's the Diagonalon version.
So it's like the darkest version of these people, right?
The most severe.
The most extreme.
Maybe that's the next level of the meme now.
It's like, yeah, that's the...
I'm really evil now.
I'm the supervillain now.
Ooh, you're going to write an article?
Oh, my.
Oh, my goodness.
Everybody's going to be so scared and so happy with you.
They're going to give you a trophy.
They're going to build you a big old statue.
Everybody's going to worship your Joffi.
What a hero.
Thank you.
Thank you for warning me.
So extreme.
So much hate.
So much hate.
I'm anti-hate.
Why do they sound like that?
Well, again.
Things going inside of other things where they're not supposed to go and people are just making weird noises.
It's a lot of that.
It's a lot of the problem.
It's hard to say which comes first.
I don't know if one causes the other or one is the desire or the other.
I don't know, but there it is.
It's just science.
And I just...
The computer?
I mean, what?
Do you need a Xanax again?
Like, what do you need now?
You need a safe space?
Need a place to feel safe?
*sniff*
Chelsea says, my money is on blackface paint sales.
Go up before the draft.
Oh, yeah, that could happen.
If they try that in Canada, I'm going to laugh hysterically.
Like, there's no one to draft anyway, and the few of them that are like, it's such a sad effort.
It's going to be suicide.
Like, this is a totally different age and time.
This isn't the 1940s or 20s or 1900s.
There isn't 500,000 young men available.
There's not even close to that.
And of the ones that are, half of them hate you.
It kind of just shit all over them for like 20 years and made a point to like ruin them and flush the ones that we did have out of the army and make them all feel like now you're teaching classes on colonization and stuff in the army and white privilege and land acknowledgements in the army.
Where are you going to find these soldiers exactly?
Are you going to go to the, are you going to get Vosh?
Let's get Vosh.
This piece of fucking versus get him.
Get this fat piece of shit.
He thinks it's wartime.
It's time, he says.
Texas is defying Washington's orders to stop not letting people invade the country.
And Texas says, no, we're going to keep stopping them.
So it's, you know, they've called their bluff.
That's the update.
And now we'll see what Washington does.
Maybe they open fire.
I don't know.
We'll see.
We're getting to that point, though.
And now you have people like this.
Yeah, he thinks this is what's going to...
That's word for word what his bio says.
And those are not, that's not a joke.
He is those things.
Okay, so knowing that, he posted this and thinks that he like thinks that the average Confederate soldier of the man, white man of the 1860s and 70s would be like, yeah, bro, and would fist bump Vosh.
He believes this on some level.
Bro, they would never find you.
If you ever got transported back to the 1860s, this is just advice.
If for some reason you're delusionally, I'm so smart and you're not, somehow you find yourself transported through time and you're be a completely different person or you'll die.
You'll die very fast.
Yes, no one, everyone will want to kill you pretty quickly.
And generally when that happened back then, that's what happened because it was like, you know, everyone in town knows you're a piece of shit.
No one likes you.
And then it's like, well, no one's going to get the law.
Like, we're just like, well, good.
That's it.
And yeah, I don't think they like a lot of your ideas.
I'm pretty sure.
I have a pretty good idea.
But anyway, we're getting close.
What are we doing now?
So we've got that to worry about.
So they're flooding the country, flooding America with millions of people, almost exclusively men between the ages of looks like 16 and 40. At the same time, they want to, oh, let's have World War III, and we're going to need to draft all the, again, they're going to primarily draft the white guys 17 to 40. Interesting.
There's another reason to not get on any truck because there's going to be enough to deal with at home, I think.
I don't think you're going to want to leave town.
I have a feeling, anybody that thinks this is a good idea to go to a war on the other side of the planet that has nothing to do with anything, I have a feeling you're going to feel like I think things are going to get hairy and you're going to wish you stayed home.
Just saying.
Doesn't look good.
Don't like the puzzle pieces coming, you know, that are fitting together, that are starting to become clear.
Like, where are we going with this?
As we get closer to the destination, you know, it starts to appear on the horizon.
And first, you're like, what is that?
And you get closer.
Oh, it's a horrible mess.
Oh, no.
Is this where we're going?
And then it's like, well, it's too late now.
It's right down the road.
We can see it clear as day because you're there.
It's kind of how it works.
The clearer it becomes, it's because it's that much more true.
And do we really, we apparently as a society need to wait until everything is real and tactile?
And oh, yeah, look, those are dead bodies.
Oh, good.
Wow.
Okay.
Now we can react, I guess.
We had to get to this point, even though it was clear this is where we were coming anyway.
We had to wait until there was blood everywhere to react because, you know, incredible laziness and cowardice, mostly.
I don't even know why we're going to have it all.
I really, like, again, there are people that say, are they trying to start a civil war?
Possibly.
I mean, it's to the interest of a lot of people.
A lot of people have a lot to gain in the United States going to civil war.
Let's be honest.
Powerful people.
So one of the fastest ways to make that happen is to kill this guy, as Alex Soros tweeted out last, a few days ago, a windshield with a bullet hole in it next to someone holding 47 American dollars.
And American dollars have American presidents on them.
And the 47th president of the United States is, of course, Donald Trump.
If they killed him, you could bet your ass it's I mean, what else?
Like you've basically arrived.
It's going to be at that stage where both sides, and the left is already saying, like, we need to fight and kill these people.
They're arming each other up.
They're saying we've got to get guns because we're going to have to go kill the Nazis.
Go look at their stuff if you don't believe me.
So they're getting ready for that.
And that would be, they just, like, shot your king right out of the gate.
What do you think happens then?
Like, oh, never mind.
I guess we surrender.
Oh, well, let's go home.
Everyone's going to flip out and they're going to fight like demons now.
They're going to go absolutely berserk.
People will cry like they've never cried before.
It'll be nothing like JFK.
It'll be so much worse.
The entire country would explode.
Explode.
Like a bomb.
Maybe intentionally.
So you got to think somebody would, if that's to someone's advantage, that's a risk.
Never mind the people he's up against.
Maybe they really don't want him to win.
And they're like, well, we're going to always kill him.
Like, that's always the last resort.
You got to give them credit.
That does seem to be how it goes throughout history.
These figures that eventually get the hammer, it wasn't their first defense, was it?
You get some resistance, then more, then more, and it gets stiffer and it gets heavier, and then it goes, next one's the last one, and they'll try everything to get you every other way, and then if there's nothing else to do, well, maybe we'll just.
Is that how they absolve themselves of guilt?
Where it's like, oh, we had to.
We had no other choice.
We couldn't stop them any other way.
And that's what makes the difference.
They're willing to kill to achieve their objectives.
If it takes killing people to get what they want, they'll do it, and that's why they win.
What a conundrum, you know?
So, yeah, hopefully that doesn't happen because that would be a global disaster, and that would probably kick off the war.
Like, if they're going to do it, if there was ever a time to just smash NATO in Europe and not have to worry about that ever again, Russia will never have to worry about that again.
Putin would be the biggest hero in Russia ever.
He'd be the biggest.
That would be his legacy for all time.
He'd be the biggest Russian figure in Russian history ever from the perspective of the Russian people if he pulled off this fucking savage 1-2 combo and just took out blindsided NATO, fucking wiped them out.
Done.
Got it.
These people that have been breathing down their necks, flying nuclear bombers over the Russians ever since the end of the Cold War for no reason.
We still do this anyway.
Antagonizing them, constantly threatening them, encroaching upon them.
They're always living in this fear that they're going to be attacked.
And it does seem like that.
I mean, imagine it from their perspective.
And he just shows up being the daily vlad to make all the boogeymen go away forever.
Like, he's a religious figure at that point.
So who is he?
Does he have an ego?
Does this maybe feel like something he might want to do?
He's not a young man.
He's getting near the end.
So he's like, fuck it.
Maybe I'll go for it.
You know, I don't know.
I'm just throwing out ideas.
I don't think that's what he's doing.
I actually think he's got a little more sense.
I don't think he's a maniac.
But he did say himself, I remember this very, it was one of the first things he said that I paid attention to.
And I was like, huh, Putin.
He said, if you know you're going to be in a fight, always hit first.
And that's good advice, and that's true.
So that's the scary thing about this confrontation, that is if it gets to the stage where Russia calculates that there's no way out of this now without war, that means war happens immediately because every minute that goes by, that mathematical conclusion is inescapable.
You know, you're just Wasting time.
The enemy may figure this out too, and then they'll start preparing for this, and they're only going to get stronger.
So, the biggest advantage you have is right now.
You've discovered there's no other way out than this, and they're still fucking around.
So, if there's no way out and we have to fight, let's get them while they're not paying attention.
And who bam, that's his thinking.
That's what he said 15 years ago.
So, I don't know.
I'd be worried about that.
I'd be concerned.
I wouldn't push him too far because, you know, careful.
He's, you know, might anyway, fuck it.
Let's have World War III.
Why not?
It's anti-Semitic to not want World War III.
You have to be, and that's how nobody gets drafted.
Everyone just becomes very racist.
And they're like, well, we can't have them, the Army.
They don't like the transgender stuff.
They're far-right.
They're the far-right extremists, and they're non-draftable.
Damn.
Because we already fired all these people out of the, you know, we hunted them down and we labeled them.
So, I mean, we can't.
Shit.
Can't bring them back now, can we?
Uh-oh.
There.
There's my recruiting poster.
You don't want to die in a war?
Come with us.
Just be a bigot.
You know?
It's all right.
We got animals.
You know, we got water.
Not that much of a square.
Sometimes I'll just eat a bunch of edibles and go completely insane.
Okay.
This is new?
You know, this wasn't always a thing, but it is now.
There's probably schizos trying to look up.
It probably is.
There's probably some, like, level of something as tonight's fucking new Columbus, you know?
Oh.
That's not how you stay in those places that long mentally without, like, going crazy.
Oh, look at all this crap.
I have so much crap here.
It's all bad.
It's all really bad.
I'm going to read the rest of these and then we'll just go.
We'll go in the dumpster.
We'll go in the trash and see what's in there because it's all bad.
Spawn says, did you already shit on Benicide and Fagboy Destiny?
No, I don't even want to know.
That's like a homosexual wrestling match.
Why would I watch that?
There's no outcome of that that anyone likes.
It's two smug dickhead idiots being smug dickhead idiots at each other to see which one of them is more insufferable.
That's, I mean, I don't, I can't.
I can't look at it.
I can't.
For my own mental health, I won't.
I won't look at it.
I can only, I got to keep the levels under control.
There's levels, Jerry.
There's levels.
Yeah.
While wearing his gay leather jacket and little hat, trying to act.
Oh, see, you see what I mean?
He was wearing a leather jacket and a little hat?
Saying pretty much Palestinian people are useless, so it's okay to kill.
Yeah, like, he's a psycho.
He's a little freak.
Shapiro's a psychopath.
Destiny is just a guy that, like, lets people fuck his wife.
And it's like, that's not going to end well.
And he's like, I'm confident in my manhood, bro.
And then his wife left him because she's been fucking half, you know, she's.
How would this happen?
Well, I mean, it should have been obvious.
You basically set yourself on fire.
You're like, why am I burned?
Something wrong with you, I guess.
Michael says your voices are awesome.
Any advice for people trying to start out impersonating famous voice?
Oh, God, not really.
I just started doing it one day.
I just kind of had a knack for it.
I don't know.
I don't really know how it works.
I can't really explain it.
I'm not very good at some of them.
Some of them I can and some of them I can't.
Some people.
What's the guy's name?
Jim Meskiman is really good.
He's a guy that does a lot of famous ones.
There's another guy.
I don't know.
I don't know how they do it either.
They can change their voice.
It's incredible.
And that's genetic, too.
It's like having a really finely tuned violin.
Some people just have a really crazy vocal range and other people don't.
And it's like you're tall or you're short.
There's nothing you can do about it.
That's what it is.
So they can do these things, I guess.
So it's like a muscle that you're manipulating.
So I don't know.
I don't know if you can train it.
Maybe you can.
I don't know.
I've never really.
I've never done vocal mutation enhancement theory.
Imagine I'm the first vocal supreme.
I was like, I must have the best vocals in all the world.
I start taking weird drugs, injecting them into my neck, and doing studies and blood work every fucking two weeks.
My larynx has grown an inch, Las Va.
Like, you know, that would be a channel.
People would watch that for the freak show of it.
But anyway, no, I didn't put that much thought into it.
Hmm.
Yeah, Zoom ghouls.
I don't know.
I just grew up mimicking things.
I would see it, and then I would say it back, and I go, ha!
Sometimes.
And then it would just, I don't know.
I'm autistic.
I don't know.
I'm not normal.
No one thinks that.
You're asking me how I do anything?
No one is like, oh, he's fucking totally typical and not.
Which personality type is he?
Where is he on the B chart?
I think in the black space.
Lone Wall says, at least sodomites are in the military.
It's a pretty gay army now.
Yeah, let's not...
Oh, penetrated off to the front lines.
Ryan says, you know what they say?
God gives his toughest warriors the nastiest tunnel, the nastiest tunnel choose to defeat in the hell.
What an insane development.
Like, you can't write this stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
That's another ceiling smasher.
This is still a fresh one, guys.
We can all still.
This hasn't solidified in our mind and hardened us.
Like, we're all becoming hardened by trauma.
You don't understand this?
We're becoming like very unfazable psychos.
We're all just becoming harder and crazier because our environment demands it of us.
But this one's still kind of fresh.
Like, oh, there's just secret tunnels they're crawling out of now?
Like, who would have believed that the day before it happened?
How sure would you, if someone was like, if you think this is true and you're right, I'll give you a million dollars.
But if you're wrong, you have to be transgender, you know?
Would you take that deal?
I don't think too many people were that confident.
So it was something you could pretend, oh, I mean, maybe somewhere.
But I mean, I don't think there's like, I mean, not, you know, it's not like, oh, and there's guys crawling out of tunnels and you're like, oh, no, man.
Like, I can't unsee that now.
And there's other cities with weird shit underground.
And you're like, oh, oh, oh.
So I'm running out of runway for how bad this can get or what's the sky's the limit.
I guess we're just going to test the absolute limits of reality.
We're going to have like giant mechanical spiders with like a baby doll head for a fucking, you know, running around.
That's the police now.
Like that's the world we're headed in.
Is that where we're going?
Like why not?
Let's go full nightmare.
Full steampunk nightmare.
Robot death babies.
Hope us.
Like, oh, God.
You have used too many carbon credits today.
Hand just...
Puts you inside the fucking baby.
It saves carbon.
It's a green baby hunting police machine.
It tracks down people that misgender others and it eats them.
We let the tech people have way too much power, too.
They have too much access to technology that they're doing weird stuff now that they shouldn't do, and there's no one there to stop them.
So, I mean, none of the things I'm proposing.
All of it's possible, guys, there's tunnels.
We went from no tunnels to tunnels, and that isn't a small leap.
That was like, bah!
You got teleported into another fucking dimension.
Oh, now there's just tunnel.
Yep, yep.
Yep, there's Jew tunnels.
Oh, jeez.
Whew.
Thank you.
Well, well, yeah, and as the biggest, you know, the most severe and egregious modern genocide in modern history goes on, the free speech champion, social media platform guy, goes to the perpetrators to see their Holocaust theme park.
It's going to go look at old memorials and wax poetic about Masacred while all the things those people were accused of are happening right now in real time, and he's elected to suppress the voices exposing that while elevating the ones selling you Israeli war propaganda, and now there's ads on Twitter for the IDF.
So, no, they're not very powerful people at all.
Clearly.
Clearly.
They can just bully the world's richest man like that publicly.
Drag him through this whole show.
Do you think Elon wants to do these things?
If you had to guess, do you think he's looking forward to any of these things?
Or does he kind of feel like he has to do them?
You know?
Because that really tells you all the difference about that relationship.
Like, does this really feel like something he feels like he's being made to do it, you know?
That should tell you something.
And then, of course, the effects afterwards are undeniable.
So.
Oh.
Weird stuff, you know?
Hard days for just people just trying to be like, hey, can we just talk about reality?
No, it's illegal.
Oh.
Oh, it is?
It is in many countries, actually.
And including the United Kingdom right now.
The United Kingdom is not having a good week.
Not on this show, not on anybody's show.
Where the hell is it?
Oh, goddammit.
Maybe I'll have to.
Completely lost it now.
He's lost his mind.
Get him.
No, no.
No, no.
Yes!
There it is.
I'm not crazy.
Nice try.
Nice try.
So this guy, Sam Melia, found guilty of inciting hatred by sending out stickers.
Racist stickers.
Racist stickers puts you in jail.
Wow.
What kind of racist?
They must be some racist, huh?
They must be so grotesque.
They must depict graphic, brutal rape and violence, mustn't they?
These must be some very, I mean, absolutely heinously undeniable, like outright, outrageously offensive stickers to go to jail for them, you would think, right?
Because he was a far-right activist.
Ooh.
He was caught with a library of online stickers telling non-white people to, quote, go back, has been found guilty of inciting.
So immigrants, non-British people, hey, leave England.
I live here.
I'm entitled to an opinion over what happens here.
And this is what I think should happen.
No, that's not allowed.
I'm sorry, Sam.
You're going to prison now.
Roy, strike you, jail then.
Come again.
Let's read on.
34-year-old on trial following a raid at his a raid at his home in April of 2021, in which police uncovered a catalog now.
I thought, wait a minute.
You said library up here.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Library.
So is it a library or is it a catalog?
I'm already seeing holes in this story.
Of downloaded.
So he could have downloaded a catalog.
He could have downloaded stickers from a catalog is what I've got so far.
They also found a poster of Hitler on his wall and a book by infamous fascist Oswald Mosley.
Well, there you go.
Fucking destroy his life.
Destroy his life then.
Totally reasonable reaction.
The Yorkshire organizer for far-right group Patriotic Alternative was found guilty of stirring up racial hatred between 2019 and 2021 and unintentionally encouraging or harassing, assisting racially aggravated criminal damage.
What do you think that is?
What is racially aggravated criminal damage?
So it's a crime that has been made more severe because there's a racial element to it?
Is that what they're saying?
So there's racism baked into the laws where it's not applied equally.
It depends.
It depends on the races involved.
In which case, then it can be aggravated racially.
Oh, I see.
So crazy town laws.
Good.
Great.
Good time.
He was the head of the Hundred Handers.
Ooh.
An anonymous group of activists responsible for a spade of anti-immigration stick.
How dare they?
Stickers?
They're planting stickers in my city!
My God.
Followers would gain access to the stickers that they could download.
This is like what teenagers would do for a fucking rock concert in town.
They would guerrilla market around town and people would go, there, peel the stickers down, posters.
Like, this is insanity.
Oh, there were stickers.
Stickers included slogans such as, labor loves Muslim rape gangs.
Well, when you let them get away with rape as the in-charge party who is seemingly not punishing Muslim rape gangs, it's reasonable to perhaps, is it possible?
Do they love them?
Maybe they love them.
Because it would have to take some powerful emotional justification to not punish rape gangs.
I mean, I don't, let's move on.
I think that one's been debunked.
We will be a minority in our homeland by 2066.
That is mathematically true and celebrated by the government itself.
It tells people this and says, isn't that wonderful?
He just said what you said.
And then this mass immigration is white genocide.
Well, if there's no more white people as a result of the policy, and the policy seems to directly influence that outcome, that, again, the result is what you were planning to do.
I saw what you were doing, and I ended it up, and I looked there at the end.
Look, right there, no more white people.
It says, right there.
No more.
All gone.
So, I mean, that looked like you were doing the whole time.
That's what you wanted to do.
Thank you, Milton.
Milton is the intelligence guy now.
Can I have another lamp for my desk?
You can have as many lamps as you want, Milton.
Just keep him happy.
He's incredibly smart.
He's weird, but he figures shit out fast.
Give him a lamp.
Give him a stapler.
He doesn't ask for much.
I want some dancers.
Oh, okay.
He wants dancers?
Okay, it's getting weird.
Never mind.
Anyway, what else?
So clearly, I mean, this is obviously terrorism, right?
Pretty severe stuff.
Stickers about things that are true.
And, yeah.
Oh, he was granted bail.
Well, that's good.
Surprising, actually, considering the gravity of what he's done.
We'll appear again in court on March 1st.
I can't wait till they start doing this here.
The guy defending him had said there is not a shred of evidence that they are patriotic alternative encourage lawbreaking.
A person's right to free speech must be protected.
Exactly.
Is this the same...
I wonder if I can find this.
Where is it?
Anyway, guess I didn't.
It was about a Patriot Front, but it was the same thing.
Like, that's the way, guys.
To like everything is above board and good to go with the law all the time.
Because then there's nothing they can do, right?
That's how it's supposed to work, right?
So then, if they, if they try to get you, anyway, then they have to break the law to get you, which everyone sees them do.
Like, well, they just will anyway.
Maybe, and in some cases, yes.
They're violating people's rights and they're throwing people in jail when they shouldn't.
But everybody sees this happen.
And this is like sticking a knife in a bag of sand.
Each time that happens, it's going to come out faster and faster.
Okay.
People don't like this.
And if you can do it to these people, who can you do it to next?
Let's think past that.
Do they think long-term at all?
Well, once we bash the fash...
What happens then?
Paradise, right?
Utopia?
Utopia time?
Star Trek and stuff?
Is that what happens?
Is that what you think happens?
I would almost want to see...
I mean, we can't because that would mean we've all been destroyed.
But that future would be so horrifying and dark that...
And if they all, like, would they just mass suicide?
Like, well, how bad would it get?
Might be fun.
It's worth staying alive either way.
You know?
Either way.
Either way.
What else?
This is another thing in the UK.
Like, what is happening over there?
This is Britain.
Again, you thought Spain was bad.
This guy is at a subway in the United Kingdom.
I'm not sure what exactly.
He's playing on a piano at this famous train station.
This is a...
And this is just there all the time, like, for anybody to come.
And he's there doing this.
And some Chinese goons show up and tell him he's not allowed to do that because they said no.
Like, China says you'll done the videotape of me.
We're not allowed.
Oh, okay.
It's not disco solo.
It's not disco.
She thinks her rules apply to him in England.
Wow, you know?
So they get in an argument.
They won't let him use the piano, and they get in a fight.
And then the police show up.
Because the Chinese are mad.
The police have shown us.
And I started laying the law down to Chinese people at the piano, telling them what they cannot do.
Do you think that's appropriate?
They came over here, the guy started shouting at me, and he said, you're not allowed to film, you're not allowed.
And I said, sorry, we're in Britain, you're not allowed to play.
And I said, you're waving a communist flag.
And then he said, you're racist.
So if I've done anything to him, tell me.
And then he said, you're racist.
Oh, look at that.
Hey, you know why?
Because he's white.
That's the weapon against whitey, is racism.
Everyone else is allowed to play but you.
That's how the game of racism works, okay?
Everyone else can play, but not you.
That's how you win by just sitting out and not playing at all.
Trust me, it'll work.
It's going real well.
Yeah, he's racist for playing a piano donated by Elton John to a British subway in Britain full of Britons being played by a British man.
How dare that man?
Damn him!
Damn that man!
This is a free speech issue.
I'm sorry.
This is a free speech issue.
I'm not causing any of that.
And look, they're homophobic Chinese people.
He's clearly gay.
He's got his ears pierced.
He's trying his best to feel non-threatening.
He's got his hands in his pockets.
This is a homosexual man who likes to play the piano.
And you're letting him get roughed up by the Chinese?
Look at this, Dweeb.
He's got old lady glasses on.
What are these, man?
Come on.
You're a cop.
You're a bubby, eh?
What are you going to go read, you know, Charlotte's Web later?
Is there like a silver chain on the back of these you hang down around your neck?
In your cardigan that you recline into at night under your double chin, watching the day's DVR recorded soap operas?
Sir, could you please stop the Chinese communists from pushing our citizens around?
If that's not too much to ask, I'd really like it if you could do that just once.
Just fucking any trouble.
They are the ones that he's going to end up in jail for sure.
Nobody said that, had they?
Who said that?
That's a woman?
Oh my god.
I didn't know.
I legitimately didn't know.
I thought it wasn't fair.
I thought it wasn't fair.
Woof.
What?
Wow.
I mean, I just was so stunned by her beauty that I lost control of my senses is what happened.
Anyway.
Kerry?
That was her first name?
There's an allegation.
Now, if I didn't have my camera, how would I prove my innocence?
Such a civil argument.
Two middle-aged British people politely discussing.
I'm just standing up for myself, right?
Anyway, you know what they did?
There's a follow-up.
He made a follow-up video to this.
The police came and cordoned off the piano so no one can play it.
It's roped off, and there's security guarding Elton John's piano so we don't upset any more Chinese people.
You don't play the piano!
Don't record me!
Turn you into dog soup.
They're getting powerful, and they're traveling the world, and they're fucking courting off pianos, guys.
What are we going to do about this?
It's Elton John's piano next.
What now?
Drake's not going to be allowed.
No more Drake Ado will wrap the show.
And then it's going to be like Trailer Park Boys.
Tenso!
Kenzo Trailer Parker Boys.
Whatever they don't like is just going to get roped off and taken away.
You think it's funny now?
Well, first they came for Elton John's piano.
Then it's dog soup.
And what do they watch on TV?
Are they allowed to watch TV?
I don't know.
Are they forced to watch TV?
I have no idea what goes on over there.
Place is terrifying.
Oh, let's read some fucking messages or something.
Let's see.
What's going on, guys?
Hell Billy says, feels like we are on an Icarus trajectory.
Or at least the global homos are hoping so.
I don't know.
We're headed on some kind of trajectory.
He says, definitely not good for service.
Raging racist bigot over 40 with only one working eyeball.
Yeah, you won't get drafted.
You're safe.
If you know anyone with a commercial license to can buy a tourist for a camper eyes tour bus for peanuts on the dollar, we have ideas.
We're probably going to get a machine, a big rig, big something, big magnificent something.
Drive that around and just terrorize the whole country for a month or something.
We're going to need a few months to set this up.
I don't know when this is going to happen yet.
Probably not for a little bit.
Not in the winter.
I'm not doing this in the wintertime.
Fucking crazy.
Driving through the Rockies in fucking February.
Do I have a death wish?
The answer is yes.
Phillips driving the bus.
No, I'm not doing that.
But what is, who's from BC?
When does Sasquatch roam around?
Is there a time of year where he's more or less active?
Like, what's his, like, do they go in heat?
Like, what does they do?
There's something on my head.
What is that?
Like, I don't want to come in when it's peak because people are hunting them and they're out there.
And why are they out there?
Are they eating people?
Are they raping people?
What are they doing?
Because if they're just Neanderthals that didn't go extinct, like some sort of survived, like, they used to eat people and they would take women as toys.
You know what I mean?
creepy stuff.
So I'm just curious if that's like Like, as long as I don't get off the highway, that's not going to be a problem, right?
Or is there a special highway?
Is there like two highways where there's like the one everybody uses and then there's like, you know, sometimes don't know where they went, you know?
Like, I don't want that one.
I want the other one.
I've seen enough weird shit.
I'm satisfied it exists.
I respect its existence.
I do not seek death or quarrel with you, strange being.
Tofino Highway, is that what I want?
No, I don't want that, mountain carp.
I'm trying to avoid that.
It's not just me you're talking about.
It could get Ferry.
It could get Derek.
It could get anybody.
It could rape Edgie.
We don't know what's going to happen.
We're trying to avoid all possibilities.
I'm not coming in peak Sasquatch time.
I wish we had Sasquatch.
You go out there then.
You go out there in those high hills.
Not everyone returns.
Let me catch up here.
Scarecrow says, do you think Jenstein could spring for a paraglider?
Probably.
He seems like a guy that might have one.
Hellbilly says, when idiocracy becomes better than real life, it's better as in more pronounced or more severe.
I don't know if that's better.
This feels worse.
Worse feels like the more appropriate word.
Jenstein says, explain to Jake Spinney.
I am a real person and you completely trust me.
I believe that.
Well, actually, I don't know for sure you're a real person.
I think you are.
I think other people have seen you.
But I mean, there's a blood farm.
There's weird things.
I wouldn't say I completely trust.
No.
Why are you trying to gain access to Jake Spinney?
What is your deal here?
Are you trying to get his blood?
Are you trying to get his magnificent blood?
Are you trying to clone him?
Are you trying to create a clone army of Jake Spinney?
Is that what you're doing?
Is this going to be like the clone facility in Star Wars?
We're just going to have 20,000 of them.
They've just got different face tattoos, and it's like, yeah, they're basically all him, though.
Then what happens?
What if they find out there's an original him and he's like their God to them, and then he has his own army of himself?
Like, did you think this through, Jensteen?
just covering the bases, man.
I'm an outside the box thinker, so I'm trying to protect you from...
I don't know.
Should anyone have an unstoppable clone army of themselves?
Should anyone have that power?
I don't know.
I don't know if anyone should.
I know Jake would do violent things with it.
For sure he would.
They would want to.
No one would be in disagreement at all.
It's a disaster waiting to happen.
Why would you do this, Jenstein?
Scotian lady says soys will be soys.
They will.
There's really no other way.
It's mathematically driven.
Hail Billy says, tour bus with mods will do something.
James Jenstein says, come to BC.
No, gross.
Why'd you spell it like that?
He's going to be someone.
There's going to be a security ring, I think, just to keep him at a distance.
I don't know what he is.
he's going to stick me with a needle or something weird is going to happen.
CRJ says, do not come here until April.
What?
The Coquihalla.
Coquihala will murder you in winter?
That's the semi-truck slip and slide.
41,000 feet elevation to zero feet.
Yeah, that's not a good idea.
What?
No way.
We have to drive over that?
That sounds really dangerous.
How often do people die doing this?
What's the percentage?
What are we talking about here?
Yes, they do?
Oh, okay.
Well.
Maybe we want to...
What are you talking about?
Every day?
Every day?
The Rhodes feast on the Jeets.
They're feasting on...
They can't be this dangerous.
Someone dies every day.
It's like Hell's Highway.
Like, oh, man.
They have fucking attrition rates higher than the Vietnam War.
That mountain claimed a lot of boys' lives.
And she ain't gonna stop today.
She ain't gonna stop for nobody never.
This is some wise old man.
He's the only one that's driven over it a hundred times and never crashed.
He's like the Captain Ahab of the fucking, whatever this is, murder highway where people die every day, all the time.
What did you call it?
Whatever you called it isn't the right name because the right name is Murder Highway where people die all every day.
That should be on the sign.
So people are like, oh, shit, I should probably think about this road then.
A little warning would be nice.
People die every day on it, apparently.
There's not even a sign.
It just says slow down.
Slow down?
That's it?
Like, careful Velociraptors.
Like, that's all you're going to say?
Coca-Halla?
Oh, God.
Sounds like a horror movie.
Coca-Halla will murder you in the winter.
41,000 feet to zero.
Ah!
Ah!
Pfff.
We can't use Nick.
Nick Cage is booked up.
He has to do it.
He pays for an entrance, so I mean, he's like this.
King Mahabulimuli!
King Mahabulimuli has come and says his clone armies of Spinny armed with an ice scraper for summary decapitation.
What's our R ⁇ D budget for this?
I'm not, don't, listen, I have to maintain legal plausibility that I don't know anything about this.
Because when this comes out, I mean, I'm talking international war crimes tribunal court.
I can't, like, are you trying to implicate?
What are you doing this to me for?
Don't tell me about this.
I mean, do it, but don't ever let me know that you're doing it.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's how, I thought we, listen, we're a criminal terrorist gang.
I thought, don't you guys know what you're doing?
Do we have to go over all this again?
Man, they almost caught us that time.
We were so close in Ottawa.
They cut on to us, though.
We had to back off for a little while.
Regroup.
Formulate a new take over the entire North American continent plan from our podcast fucking rooms.
We had to go back and plan the attack.
Plan the attack.
Like, everyone's just like, if we could just hit these people, it would all be fine.
Everything would go back to normal.
If you just let us beat them up, it would all be fine.
But you're not allowed to salt.
So we have to live in hell now.
People that should be getting punched in the face don't get punched in the face anymore, you know, which was the second rule.
The Greeks were like, kick freaky weird kids that might want to control all the food off the cliff and punch people in the face when they deserve it.
That's the only, those are the two rules, the two commandments.
And then someone was like, I've got better ideas.
We're like, no, no, not annexes and subparagraph C and oh, God.
Don't forget the special cause.
There's a special clause, too, that says accept on every other.
Okay.
Fine print.
Good, yes.
My soul is dying.
The largest route into BC is the Coquihalla, and to many Asians, slant and dot.
What?
What do you mean?
Like, they're dead?
Maritime Maniac says Soy Vey, and Hellbilly says, compartmentalization required.
For the hill, the mountain?
Fuck them.
I don't think we want to drive over that.
Jenstein says, invitation to my 66-acre farm on the highway of tears.
Oh, a highway.
So there's a highway of tears.
I knew about this one.
This is where all the murdering happens and disappearances.
And now there's a Coca-Hola Hell's Highway where everyone does.
So is this why people don't come or go?
So I know people that go to BC, but they almost never come back.
And I know people that leave BC and they never go back.
It's like, yeah, okay, so there's just this huge death barrier that's terrifying to, you know, people are like, no, fly always or never.
So basically, if you can't afford to fly, you can never leave British Columbia once you've arrived.
So that means when they collapse the airline industry, which is imminently going to happen, all of you are going to be stuck there, Locked inside the ocean and the mountains, and no one in between you but communists and rape Bigfoots, Bigfoot rapists.
So you can go and try and hide in the woods and build cabins in the woods, but you'll be like Bigfoot rapes.
And if you try to stay out in the city, it's like people rapes.
You know?
Furry, pink hair, obese, they them G-Giers with strap on like all that rape.
So it's like, well, I mean, God, like, there's no world where the people of British Columbia aren't going to face multiple forms of rape in the future.
That's a sad, that's sad.
That's a bad, it's not a good forecast for them.
I mean, they get financially raped as it is, and now they're just coming in, you know, they're going to get airtight with the financial raping.
The rapes, the rights have been raped.
There's no rights.
Those are gone.
Those got raped away.
Yeah.
I feel like the last man.
That'll be Nathan Smith's role in the movie.
He'll be the last living man in British Columbia.
He's just being chased up a mountain by a horde of goblins.
He's the only one left.
And he's just stuck in the BC interior at like the edge of a cliff.
And it's like the most gorgeous landscape.
He's smoking a cigarette.
He's like, it's ironic that hell would be so beautiful.
And then they chase him off a cliff.
No!
That's how it had to go.
It's like, yeah, isn't that ironic?
It's one of the most beautiful places in the world.
And simultaneously, the scariest.
It's a lot to worry about over there.
We got to get Rake out of there.
He's too smart to let...
We can't leave him to the...
We need him.
Don't let the Sasquatch eat him or rape him or anything.
Nothing can happen to him.
It's important.
Highway of tears.
That sounds great, too.
Well, I mean, BC is starting to sound like a scary place.
I don't know if I want to go there.
CRJ says it's a DMZ for a reason.
I can't withdraw my divisions.
Nobody can get reinforcements.
We'll wall it off like Korea.
Maybe the mountains know, and the mountains are trying to protect us.
Do not go over those.
You're not supposed to.
There's bad energy over there.
It's not a good.
Hail Billy says, you never seen Highway from Hell on Discovery?
No, I have not.
It's a whole TV show on the towing and recoveries on the Coquihalla.
Damn it.
I don't really watch a lot of TV, so I guess I didn't get the update that we have a murder-death highway.
I didn't know.
Guess I have to...
I think you should go to Surrey.
No.
No, I don't need to go to Surrey.
I'll get, like, when you drive past Surrey, you'll be...
The magic is right here.
Oh!
It'll be obvious.
I don't need to see it.
I don't need to see the remains of what was once a Canadian city.
It's sad.
Free speech zone says, when Alberta secedes from Canada and joins Tagalog, we'll liberate B.C. I don't know if we want to, man.
There's environmental hazards.
I mean, JTF2 is tough, but like, guys, do you want to go to war with Sasquatch?
Some of them will.
Some of them are crazy.
Like, Devin would get back in to hunt Sasquatch?
Yes.
He would want to arm wrestle Sasquatch to see if he could win.
And he might win.
So this is a whole plotline we have to consider, too.
So once we take over, we may need JTF2 to hunt Sasquatch to see if Devin can beat him in an arm watch.
Because that's money.
That's a pay-per-view people will pay to see.
That's a spectacle.
We're all going to get rich from this one.
So that's how we'll fix the tax problem.
That's how we'll fix the debt.
Pay-per-view ticket sales, Devin LaRat versus Sasquatch, live, HBO, all of it.
$100 a ticket.
Billions of people will watch it.
Economy fixed.
Okay.
Now, pay off all the debts.
Pay off all the debts from the Sasquatch adventure.
Now we're going to auction off Sasquatch to the Americans.
We're going to get paid twice.
We're going to get paid twice.
And we're going to say we can provide more if they start giving us stuff.
We want the Avro Arrow back.
First of all, we're going to need most of your Air Force because you stole all that shit from us.
Let's fucking not go there.
Fucking advanced rocket ship program.
Who that was our.
You stole that.
Oh, NASA.
That's where all those guys went.
Yeah, we'll take that too.
We'll take that too.
In exchange for the Sasquatch.
That's just our opening.
That's our opening bid.
Or you can let us develop an army of Sasquatch Devon hybrids and roll the dice on that one.
We're doing lots of weird hybrid stuff tonight, I guess.
We're doing lots of weird hybrid stuff tonight.
I'm fucking retarded.
So, yeah.
We'll tame the Bigfoots and be feeding them.
Right.
Okay.
So Free Speech Zone is with me.
He thinks we can tame and wrangle the Bigfoots.
I think if we send Devin as an emissary, he can win their respect through a show of strength.
If he arm wrestles the Bigfoot chieftain, the Neanderthal king, and beats him, that's the arm wrestling title he needs to win and secure our place as a superpower.
*Sigh*
Why not?
I mean, we have to make our own reality now because this one's just too insane.
It's too dark.
Ceases Thay them.
Sis, thanks for the stream.
Your Chinese accent is always good for a laugh, 12 out of 10. Thank you, Vaude Mani.
I'm going to use it to spy on you.
Canadian spawn said, that is a fat, lesbian, strong woman.
She was something.
And the glasses, I was like, those are old lady reading glasses.
And it's like, oh, no, she is an old lady.
She is a fat old lady that reads at night and probably watches soap operas.
I thought it was a guy that wore glasses that that kind of woman wore.
Wrong.
That was a woman exactly of that kind that was wearing those kinds of glasses because that's who she is.
Damn.
Crazy.
All right, we read these.
They get this one.
Walking Styles says, act a non-Sasquatch, bruh.
Yeah, see?
JTF2 is going to go get Sasquatch.
It's going to be okay.
Cambie Dredd says, hi, Dag sitting in Tucker here in Edmonton.
I see other dags here.
Everyone just start chanting Diagalon.
And I wanted to say how much I love this community.
Thank you very much.
Love you too.
We had a whole dedication to Jeffrey the Bee earlier.
If you didn't see it, you're going to want to.
There's a whole, you know, he's ascended now.
He's part of how we see the world and how we navigate difficult problems.
I'll just leave it at that.
It's very advanced stuff.
It's very philosophical.
It's stuff that, I mean, you know, it's going to take a little while.
It's going to take.
No, it's all very stupid.
New channel, man.
Thank you, brother.
Appreciate it.
What?
This guy says tunnel Jews pay to get pissed on.
Oh, God.
A friend of mine said he saw that in Toronto because they have the big gay festival there every year.
Like the Super Mega Gay Pride Parade is in Toronto every year.
And it's like, he's like, there was a guy just getting pissed on in an alley and people were lined up and doing it.
I'm like, the stories he has are like.
It's not true.
Oh, it's true.
Yeah, there's some things that go, like, we just...
It's all very unnecessary.
It seems like it anyway.
You're just a big.
I'm traumatized, okay?
Jason James says, I literally just got back from driving the Coke back to Calgary from Victoria.
Well, see, when you say, this might be why the police keep pulling you over.
They don't realize that you're talking about the highway.
So when you say you're driving the Coke back and forth, those on the Coke again, driving the, hitting the Coke, rocking the fucking Coke all the way home, bud.
Like, you know, the wiretap is giving them strange, you know, they're getting confused.
I think that's what your problem is.
It says nothing but semis on the roofs and cars.
No, what?
So you're telling me this is like a wreckage of, there's just a graveyard of vehicles like Afghanistan.
You're like the remnants of an old Soviet battle fucking formation.
There's just destroyed vehicles strewn about on their roof, on their side.
Is there broken glass and blood laying around too?
Is there drag marks off into the woods?
Tell me more about this fucking lovely trip.
Caution tape wrapped around them.
I like playing the did they die or not game.
Hard to gauge when you're passing at 100 kilometers an hour.
Jeez, man.
Whoa.
Well, I don't know about this.
I do not want to drive a bus or a big vehicle down a fucking mountain.
That's crazy.
That seems reckless, actually.
Oh, that sounds like you're asking for a Metallica.
You know, don't do that.
Phillips Disciple says there was this book in high school, Night with Sasquatch.
I don't like the sound of this.
He says, anyway, an army of them invade by raping people.
He was afraid it was going there.
He says, this then somehow mind control the people and build their army, if I remember correctly.
Anyway, no further question.
I don't like where that's going.
This sounds like the Russian plot from earlier where they're.
I don't know.
We're in trouble either way.
Muffigan says, don't forget about the Ogo Pogo in B.C. I don't know what that is either.
Why is there so much dangerous?
Why is it so hard to stay alive in British Columbia?
What is it about British Columbia that inspires death seemingly every turn?
What else is going on?
Thirsty.
I need a drink.
Yeah.
What a weird dumb story.
I told you I had nothing.
There's nothing going on.
There's people that could, yeah, there's a legal thing, and yeah, well, the government's, what are you going to do?
You're going to vote someone in?
you're going to relax it doesn't matter you're going to relax it doesn't matter You're going to put anybody in jail?
No.
Nothing like that's going to happen.
And they'll say, like, they'll excuse it and say things like, it would undermine people's confidence and authority in the system.
Like, if that happened.
I've heard this argument that if there was mass punishments like that, it would make it look like it was a dictatorship.
Like, it would, you know, like, and then no one would trust the system and, like, society would collapse.
So that's why we can't punish people that fuck us over and steal from us because they're allowed to get away with it scot-free or else society would collapse.
And it's like, well, then maybe, maybe it should because this doesn't seem like a good, this isn't a good system.
Yeah, I don't, I don't like being enslaved.
I don't like that.
I don't think that's a proper.
I mean, I think we can do better than this.
I'm pretty sure.
Seems like.
I think so.
Should be able to, right?
What else do I have on here?
Anything?
Just a bunch of, just a bunch of nonsense.
Border wall.
All right.
Edmonton terror attack.
Or whatever that was.
More gender crazy nonsense.
Oh, right.
The Israelis are still horrible.
Carlson, we could talk a little more about that.
Even some of NATO, too, though, with this war.
Like, there's no indication.
When I was talking about this earlier, there's no actual real world...
The Russians are planning to mass invade Europe.
That's just a crazy...
Like, there's no indication of that at all.
You're just fear-mongering.
But this kind of talk will go away real soon because the propaganda machine has started.
And this is coming out in the United Kingdom.
It's coming out in Sweden.
It's coming out in all kinds of countries.
So it's like the script has gotten out.
And the United Kingdom always seems to be first a lot.
I don't know why that is.
I could guess maybe because that's the home of the Rothschild family, the city of London, which is not the city of London.
It's inside London.
It's a city inside a city where it has its own rules and laws and shit.
It's where they live.
It's really creepy and weird.
Or at least it's some property they have.
And on 9-11, they reported something out of England before it happened in America when Building 7 blew up.
Yeah, like 20 minutes before that happened on British television, there's a woman going, as you can see behind me here, the Building 7, the Solomon Brothers building has just collapsed and exploded and blew.
And she's pointing to a live feed of New York where the Solomon Brothers building is still in the air.
Someone handed her a script before it happened on the, like in English.
How did she, what the fuck?
You know, that was never explained either because that gives questions away.
Like, they've had total control of the media for decades, guys.
This isn't new.
This has always, it's been like this for quite a while.
They've had a stranglehold for quite a while.
The internet is really screwing with things, and people are getting loose, and things are getting kind of unpredictable.
What a crazy thing.
But anyway, yeah, so if the UK is like, oh, we're going to war, well, I guess they would know.
I guess they get the script first, do they?
We'll find out next week.
We'll get the word later on, like if the time change difference, and you guys got it on a Friday, we won't get the memo until Monday morning.
Is it one of these situations?
It's going to come later in the week.
Like your selection messages we only got through alphabetical like A through M or A through H today.
The rest will be the following through the week, so you're going to have to wait longer.
I don't know.
But, you know, the Army Chief of the United Kingdom is telling people to get ready to get drafted.
So not a good sign.
Not a good sign.
Is that a good sign?
These are things that are just happening every day.
Now, by the way, the same NATO is shooting down its own prisoners.
They celebrated this first and then, ha, ha, ha, Russians shot down a plane with like dozens of Russian criminals on it.
So they shot down a Russian plane with this much-taunted, vaulted U.S. Patriot missile system.
It's the United States' anti-aircraft weapon.
Shot down a Russian IL-76, except it was a, you know, should have verified about the cargo.
Shooting it down in order to make this seem like an unfortunate accident is the most politically convenient option at Zelensky and his U.S. patrons' disposal.
It could shift blame from them to him and facilitate some guy's replacement.
They shot down a plane full of prisoners of their own prisoners.
Russian IL-76 transport carrying 65 Ukrainian POWs as it was flying over the border.
Oh, man.
It's just an absolute shit show over there.
Like, you've got children operating extremely advanced weapon systems.
Like, there's no, everyone's dead.
Bottom-of-the-barrel conscription.
You've got crippled guys and handicapped people on the front line.
You've got little girls now.
They're all getting raped to death.
It's just an absolute shit show.
Ended already.
Yeah, these people doing this, you should listen to them.
They've got things to say, and you should listen.
You should always listen to what they say because it always ends in good things.
It's a fun story.
A 39-year-old mother collapsed and died in front of her partner and three children after suffering cardiac arrest while giving a eulogy at her father's funeral.
Just a lot of people dropping dead all the time, hey?
Just all awful lot.
You know, that'll never happen, bro.
Remember?
Something like that is just too crazy to have happen.
Where healthy, normal people in their 20s and 30s and athletes probably, they would just start dying.
Like that would just, that's crazy.
That's a crazy thing to say.
Except it's happening.
But I mean, it's still, it's, you know.
I stand by my baby head control murder robot death police cyberpunk nightmare.
Why not?
This can happen.
This can happen and no one seems to notice anything's wrong.
So I'm going all the way.
I'm going all the way to like the most.
I'm inventing things from the doom universe now to just start running around in real life.
Let's just get real crazy with it.
What can they pull out of CERN?
Can you pull monsters out of other dimensions?
We might as well do that next, guys.
Because we're the good guys.
We're the good guys.
Hey, what, um...
Let's play a game.
Let's play...
Let's play a situation game.
Who's the good guys here in this situation?
There is a bunch of really hungry, starving people, primarily children, who also are the victims of a regional conflict.
So there's a war happening around them, and they're just refugee children and, you know, old people, and they're just, you know, those people that end up getting caught in the mix.
That always happens.
And a convoy of aid food and medical and all this and stuff is trying to get to those people.
But then some other people who are trying to murder those people, the kids and the hungry, like they want them to die.
So they're blocking the aid truck from moving.
And like, we're not going to let you feed them because we want them to starve to death.
We want the refugees to starve to death.
So that's the situation.
Who do you back in that story?
Is it the Jews?
Guess which one they are in that story?
They've blocked the aid trucks now.
Yeah, take that, food trucks.
Won't be having that.
We won't be having any of that.
This guy's like, hey, they destroyed an entire hospital.
They just attacked a hospital and massacred everyone.
Like in the middle of the day, they're just destroying everything now.
Didn't even spare the doctors, he says.
His kids are in there.
Where is everybody?
Why aren't they helping us?
Every day, non-stop.
If you say anything about it on Twitter, you get banned now.
Am I banned?
Am I banned now?
Am I not allowed to show you what's going on?
Is that okay, Elon?
How was the holocer?
Did they show you the jerk-off machine where they jerked off Jews to death?
There was a machine that did that.
Did you know that?
It did.
And there was even a field where they had a bar.
It's called Box O Babies, I think.
And they would throw babies in the air and machine gunners would take turns.
Yeah, just like that shooting them.
See how they shot the civilians?
See how they open fired on these doctors and civilians at a press conference?
Yeah, just like that.
That's what the Germans would do with Box O Babies.
They would throw them in the air like a football, and they would say, that's time for Boxo Babies.
And all the Germans would start laughing and clapping, and game show music would come.
And they would throw babies in the air and they would machine gun them.
Box O Babies was one of the funnest games, you know?
And it sounded just like that.
Actually, just like that.
So, anyway.
That's all real.
That's all real.
If you don't believe that, if you don't believe that, you're going to jail in Canada.
You go to jail if you don't believe that.
Die, hospital!
They've just, and I showed you they destroyed the graveyard the other day.
Like, they're just everything.
And they're demolishing all the apartment buildings that still remain.
They're doing the Genghis Khan thing where like every brick, I'm not kidding, every brick and stone is being destroyed and removed.
There's going to be nothing left of it.
Nothing, nothing.
Even the graveyards.
But it's not genocide.
There's going to be no trace they ever existed at all.
Not even graveyards.
But it's not genocide.
Remember that.
And that's the team we're on because we are the good guys, right?
Everybody following so far?
Not confused, are you?
That'd be weird.
How appalled I am that people are bringing up the Holocaust.
Right.
Do not use the other genocides to describe this one.
She's supposed to be there giving some speech, but how?
She's doing that.
She's the next.
I guess she's the Jewish.
How dare you?
How dare you?
The hula cost.
Once again, we're going to guilt people with the hula coast, with the big H, with the big, you know?
It's bigger than Jesus.
You have to believe.
Listen, you'll go to jail.
Don't you dare.
How dare you?
We're going to shame you and guilt you with that, so you ignore that we're doing that right now.
Incredible.
And they all reacted boo or two, and she goes, oh, no, she closes her, grabs her mouth.
How I am.
The people are bringing up the Holocaust.
Do not use other genocides to describe this one.
I have been.
Oh, how appalled.
Don't be using other genocides to describe my genocide.
This isn't a genocide.
Oh, I mean, it's not a genocide.
Oh, fuck me.
All right.
Well, it is a jaw.
Shut up, you stupid coy.
Ow, who cares anyway?
You'll do what you're told, you know?
Cool, man.
Cool.
I like it.
Oh, yeah.
Let's just kill everybody.
Wee!
Everything we were taught growing up as children is all bullshit.
Yeah, let the bad guys do whatever.
Yeah, let them kill babies.
Yeah, fucking ignore it.
Yeah, be a hero.
Be a hero, just like Spider-Man would have done, right?
Just ignore the mass killing of children.
It's fine.
It's just the most evil thing anyone's ever done.
Ignore it.
Ignore it.
And remember, remember who's always had your back.
Remember the politicians.
The politicians, you know?
They need help, you know?
Is this a good one?
Canada's going through a tumultuous time right now.
There's been ups and downs, and unfortunately, there's been a lot more downs than up for most.
That's why we here at the Bullshit Political Party are going to take advantage of this unprecedented time of fear and confusion, chaos, depression, and really, really use it to propel ourselves into a position of power.
Now, you might think that we're totally self-interested and we only care about ourselves.
I mean, we're politicians.
You're right.
I mean, of course you're right.
You're smart.
You're a Canadian voter.
But it's not about that.
It's about Canada can't take any more of the lips.
Now, it might have been you out there on the frozen streets of Ottawa.
Getting arrested, beaten with horses, trampled, bank accounts stolen, persecuted all across the country.
And while all that was happening, I thought.
And then I thought some more.
And I kept on thinking.
And I just kept quietly thinking.
Longer and even longer.
I thought so much.
And I thought.
Hey.
I should just wait until this all kind of shakes out.
And then jump in at the last minute.
And try to take credit for it.
So, that's what we're gonna do.
We're just gonna pretend that I would need me to.
That's why I'm out here.
Nobody arrested me or took my bank account, but hey, I'm important and you're not, so it's my turn.
Vote for me.
They're not full of shit, guys.
They're good people.
They are.
And they're not taking advantage of this just for their own means.
They really care.
They really do.
That's why they said nothing for years and defended no one and led no activism campaigns.
You've sponsored no kind of nothing, no real effort.
Didn't try to defend anyone.
Didn't speak out on anyone's behalf.
Didn't chime in on anyone's behalf.
Didn't touch it with a 10-foot pole.
Had nothing to say until it was safe to do it.
So you would rather let everyone suffer.
This is the Conservative Party in a nutshell.
Would rather have let, and everyone else that didn't say anything, was comfortable to let everyone else suffer until they knew it was safe for them to say something because they could say, oh, well, the judge said it, so now I can say it.
You wanted to wait until it was safe for you.
So you had something to lean on so you wouldn't risk that much.
Oh, wow.
What a courageous, what an act of real sacrifice, real leadership that is.
The guts it takes to wait until it's perfectly safe to acknowledge and then chime in on what all the other people have already been doing for years and totally try to take advantage and take effort and take credit for their effort.
That's so like, wow, you know?
Oh, and another thing, they deserve it.
Their MPs are like, listen, it's April.
You know what happens every April, right?
Their salaries go up and they go up by 4.2%.
We're a trillion dollars in debt.
They get a pay raise.
Are you getting a 4.2% pay raise?
That's a big pay raise.
And this is every year, I think.
They're already all millionaires.
They're all millionaires.
Many of them are multi-millionaires.
Some of them are 100 millionaires.
They're eating steak while you freeze to death.
And they're getting a raise.
And they're going to tell you, we got to get the libs out.
You can trust me.
I was there for you when things were hard and people were going to jail and people were getting arrested and all that.
I was right there with you, wasn't I?
Remember me?
Vote for me.
Give me money.
Let me be in charge.
I should do me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me.
You can trust me, right, guys?
Go ahead.
See what happens.
Give it a year.
Year from now.
It's going to be wild.
And they have, let me get, get this the wrong way.
They have to win.
The conservatives have to win because otherwise the charade will go on and people can blame this on we didn't get DeLibs out if somehow they pull a rabbit out of their ass and they win.
I don't see it.
The writing's on the wall.
They're setting it.
And I'm going to play this Tucker Carlson thing here in a second because I think this is kind of the point.
Everyone knows it.
The writing's on the wall.
It's a matter of time.
It's just over.
It's like a lame duck situation.
And there's not going to be anything to be done.
They're just going to inherit this dumpster fire.
And a year from now, it'll be obvious that it doesn't matter who's in there.
It doesn't matter.
Everyone, there'll be no excuse.
I'm that confident.
But if they don't win, then they'll say, oh, we can get the libs out.
And we'll have to do this even longer.
So it's like, it's important that they win.
It's like you have to let them try.
No, it's this screwdriver.
And you're positive it isn't.
You're like, all right, fine.
Go try it then.
And you're just going to wait until they realize it doesn't work either.
All right, can we move on now?
I guess that's where we're at.
So, I mean, I'm sure they'll win.
And for about a few weeks, maybe even a couple months, they'll be, oh, we got the libs out.
And there'll be endless memes of dunking on how sad Trudeau looks and all, ha ha ha.
And like, oh, they're drawing tears under their eyes.
All of that will be going on for a few weeks, a few months.
And then eventually people will start to be like, so when are things going to start getting better, though?
Yeah, they're not.
They're going to keep getting worse.
And they're going to be full of excuses as to why that is.
And you're going to run out of patience after about a year, I think.
And it's going to be popular to hate them next.
Okay, so when you catch up, if you're listening to this right now live or tomorrow or maybe a year from now, just to roll the tape back and go, I fucking hate this guy.
I told you.
It's going to be bad.
I mean, look at them.
Do you know who these people are?
My, uh...
I actually have talked to this guy a few times.
The guy that everyone was talking about, he mentioned me and mentioned Dagalon.
More importantly, he mentioned the Coots prisoner situation in Alberta.
And he was on Tucker Carlson today, Gord McGill.
He has a blog, the Autonomous Truckers blog, Substack.
He's kind of a media writer personality in the United States.
And there's a good line in here.
Right, the conservatives in Canada seem very feminized to me and kind of self-hating and sad and afraid.
You know who Michael Malis is?
Yes.
He has a great saying.
Conservatism is progressivism driving the speed limit.
And that applies to what the Conservative Party is.
The conservatives in Canada seem very feminized to me and kind of self-hating and sad and afraid.
I mean, yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Interesting that he would say that.
He's like, basically.
Now, something to consider here, and I don't know how much stock you want to put into this, but it's just a fact.
These are just facts that I'm going to say.
And like every adult, we have to just live with them and decide what they mean to us.
If they mean nothing, if they mean something.
Carlson's a very popular TV personality.
He has been for a very long time.
He was instrumental.
He was a big part of the Republican cheerleading push into Iraq.
He was the guy on Fox News every night saying, we got to get to Iraq, weapons of mass destruction.
That was Tucker Carlson on Fox News.
And to his credit, he's apologized about that.
He does all the time.
He says, one of the most worst things I've ever done was support that war and so on and so forth.
And like, oh, that's good.
And there's other things he doesn't like to talk about.
But then every once in a while, you remember, oh, right, his dad was CIA.
So that's interesting.
Because, you know, the CIA's relationship with the media is like, you know, they are it.
You know, you got Anderson Cooper at CNN.
They're everywhere.
You know, they're everywhere.
So capture of the media institutions by intelligence agencies happened decades ago.
So does that mean he's working for them?
Is it possible?
It's certainly possible.
He is a one link away.
He's admitted this.
His father worked for the CIA.
He's one of the most powerful voices on the media in the world.
So odds are, would the CIA have an interest in what Tucker Carlson says or doesn't say?
I would think they would love to have an influence over that.
Maybe they don't.
Maybe they're like, oh, we would never do such a thing.
Maybe that's true.
Maybe he's completely genuine.
I have no idea.
All I'm saying is that's the situation.
His father is CIA.
He's a big-time media personality.
He's on TV saying a lot of things.
Just, you know, don't forget that.
And it's interesting, like, I wonder the real paranoid part of my brain is like, and I don't think it's paranoid.
I think this is just practical thinking.
And Canadian weak nutjob weirdos will be like, that'll never happen, bro.
But as we've already discovered, anything's possible because these people have opened Pandora's box in a nonsense world.
Is it possible that there are elements in the United States, because we talked about this before and some other guys mentioned this earlier, that when the FLQ crisis happened in Canada, the United States wasn't exactly neutral and not involved.
There was rumors and there were stories that maybe they had a hand in some of that stuff.
Canada's got a lot of resources, got a lot of rich, rich resources.
World's biggest supplier of uranium.
There's tons of oil, tons of agriculture.
The amount of unexploited resources we have is bananas.
We should be a superpower.
We should have 100 million people here.
And we should be as powerful or more powerful than at least Germany.
There's no reason we should be this outrageously suppressed.
So what's that about over the years?
And a lot of instability happening in Canada right now.
One weak government is poised to fall to another.
That's going to be a very weak government.
Very low credibility and authority.
Rising violence, rising discontent.
Is now the time to try to break up Canada and pull an op and see if we can absorb a lot of this place?
Let's fucking pull a Nicaragua on these people.
Let's pull a...
In South American countries and European African countries and Muslim countries, we'll just engineer some shit.
Not even from scratch, though, either.
It'd be more like just pushing, just encourage some certain things, just egg them on here and there a little bit and maybe fund a couple of people to do a couple things and things will move along real nicely.
Next thing you know, pieces of Canada are coming running right into Daddy America's arms, just where we want them to be, and we've got ourselves some new territory.
Isn't that great?
Is that impossible?
I just fucking thought of it, and if I was the United States, I would have the power to do that.
So if you think someone didn't do both those things, oh, it's like a monkey with a lighter and a stick of dynamite.
I bet.
Sooner or later.
I don't know.
And the funny thing is, I think the Americans are assessing, like, I think a lot of Canadians might welcome that at this point.
And you know what?
I think they'd be right.
I think there'd be very mixed reactions.
If the United States expressed an interest in, like, maybe we annex Canada and save it from itself, because can the United States have a border with a country this crazy?
This socialist, this left-wing?
Like, assuming America regains its senses and ends its death spiral and, you know, the grown-ups take the wheel again of the United States, let's play that game.
Let's assume that happens.
I'm back, and I'm going to be out of control.
I'm going to do crazy things.
I'm going to build statues of my face.
I don't.
You know what I mean?
That America is not going to tolerate this Canada is what I'm saying.
Do you understand that?
They will not put up with this for very long, especially if they don't have to, especially if there's another way they can leverage this situation to their advantage.
And if that's turned this place upside down and start cutting pieces off for themselves, that's what they'll do.
It's America.
It's like, hey, it's a business.
Nothing personal, buddy.
It's better for everybody this way.
They'd never do that.
Oh, they'd never do that.
Can I get a quick list on the former American allies who believed they would never do that, bro?
Yeah, everybody.
I'm saying it's possible the United States absorbs Canada at some point in the future, in our lifetime, in the next 20 years, 10 years maybe.
And we're already starting to play the mind games with that.
Like, man, there's just nobody really in charge up here, huh?
There's just nobody.
Huh.
It's almost like you're defenseless.
He even had a video earlier where he's like, we're going to liberate the place.
Like, interesting messaging coming from possibly CIA guy, Tucker Carlson.
We have arrived in Canada finally.
We're standing on the commanding heights over Edmonton, Canadian Rockies on the one side, prairie on the other.
We came, as on D-Day, by air, but we came not to subjugate or enslave, but to enlighten and to liberate.
We came to bring the fragrance of freedom to the rotting corpse of despotism.
And never has it been.
Like, basically, American diplomats and emissaries, personalities like Tucker Carlson have to come here and be like, hey, you guys are fucked now.
What are you doing?
Do we have to fix you?
Or that's what this is starting to feel like.
America just tolerates us.
You understand this, right?
At no point are they incapable of just being like, well, that's enough of you.
That's like they're in charge of a six-year-old.
It's like, I can take the tablet away anytime I want and lock you in your room, and you're done for the night.
You're going to bed.
You're six.
I'm America.
You know what I mean?
Canada will not be pushed around.
Yes, you will.
Yes, you will.
What are you talking about?
I wonder how many tapes they have of him doing weird stuff.
Sundide by air, but we came not to subjugate or enslave, but to enlighten and to liberate.
We came to bring the fragrance of freedom to the rotting corpse of despotism.
Never has a people needed it more, the Canadian people, oppressed by Justin Trudeau.
But it doesn't need to be that way.
These are the people who once brewed molesome, who commanded sled dog teams, who played hockey outside in the winter.
They have it in them to throw off the yoke of totalitarianism.
They need only to be reminded that they can't.
I don't know if outdoor hockey and revolution are quite the same thing, but I mean, I get the sentiment you're going for.
Need to learn.
It doesn't have to be like this.
You don't have to be the country with the fastest declining standard of living in the so-called Western world.
Also true.
There is a better way, I like to say.
It doesn't have to be like this.
He's very right.
It does not.
It didn't used to be.
We're run by the dumbest, either most incompetent people in national history or the most malevolently motivated to steal people in national history.
They're either doing it on purpose to take advantage of the situation for themselves or they're too stupid to know what they're doing and the outcome is just they're doing what they're told and they're just blindly...
You can do better.
You just need better leadership.
So we hope to awaken them with the flu.
You just need better leadership.
America.
America is going to come and sort you out.
Strickland was just in town, wasn't he?
He was well received, wasn't he?
You know, I wonder.
Whose side to get on in that one?
The CIA makes a play for Canada?
Like, what do we do, guys?
I don't know where to, I mean, it's hard to say where the CIA ends and Mossad begins.
You know, it wouldn't necessarily be good for us, you know.
Because right now we're dealing, like, think, you have to remember, we're dealing with the Canadian government primarily right now, and they're really incompetent.
And they're afraid of this.
They're trying to find Phillips Lair.
They've spent millions of dollars.
They've sent agents all over the country, to Vancouver Island and Victoria Island and everywhere, all over the place.
Ex-girlfriend from 12 years ago, they had to find her and ask her what is he up to?
What do you think he knows about?
Like crazy things.
I'm not in a hurry to replace that with the fucking FBI.
You know what I mean?
Because they're scary.
They kill people.
They set up terrorists all the time.
And the CIA also kidnaps people and puts them in buildings and tapes their eyes open and injects them with LSD.
That's all real.
All that MKUltra stuff really happened.
There's a bunch of people in Montreal that sued them for being abducted and experimented on.
And they assassinate people and they do scary stuff.
And they seem to have control over a lot of things.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's not the same dog as fighting, you know.
Is it what you expected?
I didn't think it would be this many fat lesbians either.
But, you know, we're all learning together in real time.
We're all facing reality with as wide open eyes as we can because it's just, it is getting difficult though.
Massive pay raises.
Crime is out of control.
Massive car theft plague, apparently, like record highs.
And, you know, now the immigration minister admits the current system is out of control.
Bro, that's your department.
If it's out of control, it's because of you.
Quit.
Quit your job.
Quit your job and say, we don't have any idea what we're doing.
Someone else has to do this because we're retarded.
It's a conversation we need to have with the provinces so that the provinces not doing their jobs, raid in those numbers.
Oh, my.
Yeah, it's other people's problems.
Okay.
No, no.
Immigration's out of control, but the people that cause the problems are going to fix the problems.
Oh, good.
This is delightful.
This is delightful.
Oh, and by the way, yeah, that news about the unconstitutional act, illegal act of the emergency, that's international news.
The whole world saw this now, including the United States.
I'm telling you, Canada's worth too much money that people aren't going to fight over it.
I don't think we're going to be a country much longer.
And I think it's ripe for the pickings pretty soon, and people are going to fight over it.
India's already got a great foothold here.
So do the Chinese.
So do you think the Americans are going to tolerate a Chinese-owned and controlled Canada or India or anybody else other than the United States?
If Canada doesn't stay Canada, The only people that are going to be allowed to control Canada is going to be the United States.
There's just no way.
That's just, period, end of story.
Okay?
So, I don't know.
We can start working on what name.
What do we want to name our states?
What do we oh, we're going to go to hard mode.
We're going to have to face off with the FBI.
They're going to fucking blow us up and say we did it to ourselves.
And then, you know, great.
Great.
Good stuff.
I hope it doesn't get to that.
It's the scariest door opening noise in the world.
Sounds like a haunted house.
Oh, and by the way, how is this happening?
This is one of the last things I'll get to.
All right, there's the chart.
I'm sorry, Cambi, if you didn't see this earlier.
This was again.
He's immortalized now.
It's very complex stuff, high-level psychology.
You can get T-Vor to teach it to you.
He's doing his residency in the Empire of Diagalon private chat.
You can get a link to that at thegriff.shop.
And he'll psychoanalyze you and tell you that you're fucked and you probably need a lot of help that no one's qualified to give you.
He'll be like, I'll listen to you, though.
But I mean, no one can do anything with you.
But I mean, you can do it there.
So there's that.
It's a service.
It's a service.
They got a Spurg somewhere, right?
We hang out in there.
There he is.
He says, hell, yes, you are fucked.
I'll listen, but you're cooked, dude.
Yeah, we all know that.
Maritime Maniac says, Tuck came to fuck.
Oh, my lord.
Exactly.
The Neanderthals?
Yeah, they be careful.
Jenstein says, if Kyra raises our flag with him, $500 and bonus $500 for Lysac.
I think she could.
I think she might.
I think she did.
She's going tonight.
I think she could.
I think she might.
I think she'll raise the flag tonight at Tucker Carlson's event.
Are they in Edmonton or Calgary?
People ask, like, what should they, a few people ask me, like, what should they try to ask him about?
He already mentioned it.
I wanted him to, if he could use his weight to lean on anything, he's in Alberta, meeting with the Premier of Alberta.
Get him to lean on the fucking political prisoners, man.
Ask him about that.
Get that in his head.
Show him how crazy that is.
Maybe he'll be like, so are you a tyrant?
Or what's wrong with you?
There's a chance that could happen.
So why not go for it?
Anything else is a waste of time.
Use him for his weird, strange CIA power.
See if we can see if we can twist, use our mental energy.
That would be a cool jewel in the crown of Diagalon, wouldn't it?
We've psychically twisted Tucker Carlson into freeing political prisoners.
That would be quite an achievement.
And then they'd be like, okay.
Okay, maybe that's why we can't do it.
See, we're coming to a crossroads here now where I don't know if we need to go any further.
Because, I mean, we could, but there's going to be consequences.
Because what will happen is, like, Tucker will, you know, that could happen.
He'll get home.
But listen, he's a CIA guy.
He's going to know.
He's going to get home.
And he's going to go, wait a minute.
Wait a second.
On Tucker Carlson tonight, when I did my show, something happened.
An idea came across my mind that I'm not sure was Nisha's mind at all.
Being a CIA-trained psychic master, you know, manipulator himself, he's going to know someone, and then he's going to track us down.
I'm going to wake up, and Tucker Carlson's going to be at the foot of my bed if we do this.
Oh, so you must think you're funny.
Do you tell a lot of jokes on the internet?
Oh.
Well, I've got a joke for you.
What happens to the guy who thinks he's smarter than Tucker Carlson?
Is this a joke?
I don't know.
He's going to turn me into a slave.
I'm willing to risk it, though.
I'm willing to risk it.
The play is on.
Do it.
Full press.
Full press play.
Psychological warfare.
Tucker Carlson, we're going to make him do things for us.
Eventually, he'll hear about Dagalon and he'll be like, what?
That's going to be his immediate reaction.
He will hear it, and he'll be all into it.
And then we'll have revenge.
Then we'll have commandeered our way into...
He's like, listen, we can enslave them, but they're pretty funny.
So like, we'll just, they'll be in on it, you know?
They'll be like, I found another show that actually isn't bad to watch.
Secession.
You ever hear of this?
He's like, Cousin Greg, you know, he's retarded.
We keep him around, though.
He's on our side.
So it's like, you know.
Maybe that's what they'll do with us.
If we can befriend Tucker Carlson through silliness, the CIA may spare Diagalon in their hostile conquest of Canada.
See, I'm looking forward to the future.
I'm trying to keep us safe.
I'm trying to keep us safe from Tucker Carlson, from spider cyberpunk, patrol, babyhead things, Mayo horses, fucking Jake Spinny hybrids, and all the other shit that we fucking talked.
This is all real.
We're in trouble.
This is all going to happen.
Ceces needs to stop me.
The RCMP.
Many court cases.
Oh, and now we've got magic animal parts.
So, I mean.
Fuck them out.
Listen, we're going on tour.
We're going to get a bus.
Then what?
What's then?
They'll be, hey, I don't think you're thinking this through.
I'll be there.
Sherry will be there.
Derek will be there.
And there'll be a bunch of guys that have probably been drinking a little bit at least.
And like, I could get up on a table and start at any time doing this.
And what happens?
If I have art school rejection papers in my hand at the same time, I mean, fucking boys.
There's not that.
We're only a few infinity stones away.
Do you realize this?
Well, I'd like to tell you all about my dream interplay.
We're strifles about it, diversions near moments away.
We're cultures defined by the ones least refined and you'll be left behind if you...
Don't fit in!
You gotta fit in with Philip every time I hit that tab and blast it.
Philip sabotaged me.
Get out of the equipment!
He's doing drugs.
He's in the equipment now.
I can make it better.
Digging around in there.
That's right, February 3rd.
We're gonna start the all February long doing mean, talking to mean guys.
Fairies have been the Patriot front guy on Thursday.
They're all so awful and evil, and everybody's a fan, and everybody's a Nazi, and it's talking about.
Why don't you go tweet about it?
Are you gonna tweet about it?
I got a little violin with a little bitty luck!
Why don't you go tweet about it?
That's it, that's all.
Thank you very much, guys.
Ragingdisson.com for all my social media links, Telegram, Substack, and the like and the Griff Dun Shop.
Gotta get that money.
We got terror to do.
We got people in jail.
We got people to scare.
Trump needs his money.
Six Sippetranis.
oh Yes, I'm coming through.
The shadows are coming true.
The shadows are coming true.
Phil, what the fuck are you?
I need this stuff.
What are you doing?
Why are you using power tools on my computer to grip away?
This isn't making anything better.
We need you to say that.
Why?
Why?
Who cares if they're listening?
No, why do you take the tires off?
Who's that?
You- Oh, you're smuggling drugs inside my shit now.
How long has that been in there?
There's more.
Oh, of course there's more.
How much drugs, Philip?
That's it.
My God.
I was driving around with this, and we had this in the computer the what is it?
All right.
Okay, you're clearly gonna take everything apart.
Apparently, everything I own has drugs hidden in it, so.
