It's that time of year — besides Christmas, during the cold dark and crushing pain of having to pay for heat and food in Canada, the weight of depressing bleakness can have a damaging effect on your productivity or worse your general health.
Many lament and unfortunately succumb to the legitimately difficult situation we find ourselves in. Hoping, wishing and praying for things to change isn't just not enough, it's not anything.
If you can find something to do, anything, that moves the needle even the tiniest of percentages in the right direction for yourself, your family or anything you care about I promise you that you will start to feel better.
More than feeling better, you may even start to appreciate the very real fact that you are not a helpless victim and your path towards dummying communists and goblins like a champ may just be beginning.
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After last evening's debacle, only Stick noticed the lapel pin was missing.
So I dressed entirely as the lapel pin.
I am the lapel pin.
I'm glad so many people noticed.
I actually, I just, I left it upstairs.
Now I've got extras.
Spinny's given me.
Fuck.
I had plans this weekend, too.
Fuck me.
Well, who's the duty driver at least?
Fucking...
I hope it's not Derek.
He's going to get arrested soon, the way he's acting.
What's going on, guys?
All right.
Nigels is just here to pay the goat, sir.
Give Lord Philip my regards.
Although I lack a soul being a ginger at all, I've been collecting many in his name.
That's not actually how it works, technically how it works.
See, this is...
The way they measure and test and detect souls, you know, the rest of the world, is calibrated a certain way.
And it's just that hours run on a different frequency of hatred that doesn't...
It's just the caveat is we have to drain the life force and eat other souls for it to continue functioning properly.
So this confuses the machine and the technology, and it doesn't quite understand it.
So that's a myth.
That's a very bigoted myth that gingers don't have souls.
It's just, we do.
It's just not like yours.
It runs entirely on the destruction of our enemies.
And so you're testing for the wrong thing.
You're testing for like, I don't know, whatever, I don't know, STDs or whatever the hell it is you guys are doing with all your flags.
And you're downtown.
Look, there's a lot of dicks out, okay?
I've got questions, concerns, and I would like to maintain a safe perimeter.
A lot of us would.
We'd appreciate that.
Don't make us dig a moat.
Don't make us dig a moat.
We've got spinny.
It'll be an afternoon.
Afternoon, a whole moat.
It won't even take long.
He'd like to do it.
He likes doing it.
That's how he, you know.
Arbar mocked fry.
He likes it.
It's his favorite.
He loves to just go all day and night.
Guys built a whole fucking house, basically, in about 10 minutes.
Littlefoot says reinstalled the goat dildos at Parliament.
Oh, I'm glad this is still going on.
I wasn't sure.
He says, this time I wrapped them in razor wire.
That's just sadistic.
I set them off, and the only reaction was some French ladies stood up and started rambling.
Well, that's normal as well.
So I don't really know how it's hard to say.
It's hard to say if the wire has had any effect or not.
I mean, they kind of do that.
Chucky Circus, how you doing, man?
He says, turns out Ferry has a curry switch as well, and it's fucking...
And by everybody, I mean everybody in the fucking country.
I literally think everybody in the country.
What did Derek say the other day?
He's like, you know how America has like the Hispanic, the Mexican invasion?
Canada has the Indian invasion.
And they may clash at the border and it'll just be the battle of spicy foods at that point.
Is that what you want for the world?
just the Canada-US border is just it's too no It's so spicy.
It melts people.
That's where we're headed.
And then it's going to burn right through the Earth's crust.
It's going to cut the fucking world in half.
The fate of the galaxy, everything depends on this not happening.
This is what Egon meant, guys.
He said, don't cross the streams.
This is exactly what he was talking about.
I don't know.
You guys are apparently hell-bent on just playing God with the craziest of ideas.
I hope I'm...
I don't know.
I might not be.
So this is getting really weird.
Pierre Pond says, zoom the Phillip Cam in on his hooves or else.
From Deborah Lipstadt.
Oh, that's what Deborah wants?
Deborah can go to hell.
She can go straight to hell.
Is she still alive?
Who knows?
Fuck probably 117 years old.
How long did he just die, too?
Kissinger.
What was he, like, 4,000?
He just ran out of soul sea.
His work's on a different kind of parameters, you know?
Ryan G says, Hong Kong.
Thanks, brother.
Pure Palm.
Oh, I got you.
It doubled it up like that.
All right.
And then I guess another one over here.
Candy Dread's back.
It says, hubby grew a beard while in Nova Scotia.
I guess I will let him come home.
Good.
Did he have to come here to do it?
Is it the air?
I don't know.
She says, we'll catch you on the replay.
Build back Boogot.
Huge hugs to all the dags.
Thanks, Rachel.
Thank you very much.
And yeah, you guys are all great.
There's so many people doing so many great things.
And I'm going to try to white pill some people today.
Tonight.
I mean, that is always the point.
That is the whole objective.
You need to remoralize.
If you're demoralized and fucking mentally broken, it doesn't matter how powerful you are.
If you take Brock Lesnar and you put him in a cage, but he's like so depressed and blackpilled that he wants you to kill him, you know what I mean?
He's not a problem.
A child could defeat him potentially.
You know what I mean?
That's the whole game they're playing here.
It's not a joke.
It's meant to keep you depressed and broken and feeling weak and powerless and alone and isolated.
Everything.
It's crazy, guys.
It's crazy.
I talked about this years ago, and a lot of people found it interesting.
It was a psychological warfare tactic called flooding the zone.
You flood the information inputs of the target population with as much information overload as you can, number one, of like all kinds of contradictory stuff.
What does this do, class?
What do you think happens?
People don't know what's going on.
And when they don't know what's going on, they get nervous and they get confused and they start fighting and they get scared, right?
And everything starts to unravel.
This is being done to you intentionally because we are at war.
People are attacking us.
It's not happening physically as much, but it's happening up here in your head and in your soul.
This is the last stage of the enslavement.
See, they don't need guns anymore.
They can just do this.
And it has been working, but since the invention of the internet, things are taking a turn.
Or at least it looks like we're going to have another go at it.
We're going to have one last tilt, it looks like.
Because there's just way too many pissed off people.
Well, I mean, at least it's interesting.
Would you rather have been in the 1600s and you just farm cabbages?
The most exciting thing that has ever happened is that some Indians came once and your dad went outside with a gun and then they left.
That was the most exciting thing of your whole life.
You could have had that.
Would you rather that?
Oh, and you only lived to be 12 because you cut your nail.
You cut your hand on a nail and then you died of sepsis because everything kills you back then.
You have been chosen.
You're blessed.
You're blessed to live in this time.
In this epic confrontation.
It's incredible.
It's so much.
Like, I don't know how people have other things.
I'm really interested in baseball.
Do you think this man can throw that ball faster than he?
I think not.
I think not.
I will bet wager money that he can throw it slightly faster.
Oh, I disagree, sir.
Challenge accepted.
Hey, hey, you know there's like genocides and shit happening?
Like, we're getting fucking run over.
Excuse me, sir.
I am trying to enjoy my grown men dressed in children's pajamas with other...
Throwing balls at people.
Yeah, he's like, the people just cheer the teams anyway.
They don't even...
That was the punchline.
They trade the players in that all the time.
They don't follow the players.
The players are doing the work.
You're cheering laundry.
Like, yeah, that's what you're doing with your life.
You know, there's a lot of those guys.
But that's like the older generation.
See, I don't think I've been focusing my barbs and lizard, you know, acid tongue in the right direction as much as I could have been.
I think I need to start targeting the younger guys.
The fucking video game playing fatty fats.
And those, you know, fucking hunchback.
I saw that cartoon.
It's like the little kid and his mom and dad, and he's playing a video game.
Like, oh my God, he's so smart.
Look how good at it he is.
Next one, he's like a teenager, you know, and they're like, oh, okay.
And it's been a few years.
They're looking older, you know.
And they're like, but, you know, I think you're neglecting your schoolwork and stuff.
It's got like thought bubbles.
And it's like, what about your, you know, real life and everything?
And he's just like, then it fast forwards again.
The dad's dead.
It's just a picture on the wall.
The mom's like bringing him food and juice.
He's got more screens.
He's just Reddit guy, Warcraft probably.
The next screen, she's fucking, you know, decrepit in a corner, totally neglected.
There's garbage everywhere.
It's just disgusting.
That's fucking real life.
That is.
I can't imagine being in the mindset of somebody in like 1950.
You'd be like, hey, you want to travel to time?
You want to go to time travel and see what your great-grandson's up to?
Do you?
I would love that.
I would love that.
I myself, a Second World War veteran who then launched his own business and employed many of my friends from my former unit, we basically took over this fucking town and we did everything we could to make it as good as we could.
We fucking put up, I mean, we stood up the police force.
We did everything, you know?
And my son inherited the business.
I can't wait.
Oh, there he is.
There he is.
He's pretty fat.
I don't think he's ever had a sunburn in his life.
I don't know.
Like, that's fucking...
Everybody stop.
Everybody stop.
Everyone do exactly as I'm about to do.
Pull out your pistols.
Kill yourselves.
There's no point.
It's already over.
We've already lost, apparently.
What went wrong?
What went wrong?
It's really sad.
It it's it's so it's such a w uh a waste.
Each one of these people that is just living this, whatever the fuck they're doing, you know?
Fucking Reddit, Fedora, Nick, man, Julie.
Like, holy fuck.
Like, as much as you get, it's not that, you know why we get so angry, why I get so angry at them more than, more than, you know, maybe some others.
It's like, it would be one thing if this was, like, an enemy, and they probably considers themselves that anyway, but it's like, you, number one, like, besides the fact that you're so wrong, you're completely wrong, I promise.
But you, you could have helped.
You could have done so much.
It offends me to see a life wasted like that that people worked hard for to look forward.
You're somebody's kid, somebody's grandkid, somebody's something to somebody.
And you did nothing.
You ate cheese and you jerked off.
How do you not feel tremendous fucking pressure to like, you got to do something?
You can't just exist after everything that's happened for you to be here right now.
This is it?
You're just gonna...
You're just gonna...
And you're watching them decay in real time.
They're getting fatter.
They're getting sicker.
They're taking more pills.
And you're like, stop!
It's such a waste.
It's such a waste.
It's so sad.
Sometimes, though, sometimes though, they do escape.
They escape and they salvage what they have left.
And that's a beautiful thing to see.
That's like breaking someone out of a fucking POW camp.
And they're like, I feel so much better.
I'm so much happier.
My life has so much more meaning.
I have friends now.
I belong somewhere.
People understand me.
I...
Yeah, it's a lot better than whatever the...
What do you call what these people are doing?
That's not being alive.
I don't even know what that is.
You're like a widget in a box.
Gotta get press the button.
Pay the taxes.
Press the button.
Pay the taxes.
Press the button.
Charge man.
Booster.
Slava Ukraine.
And then you get worn out, 80 years old, dead.
What was that all about?
Like, at no point in your life were you like, what is this exactly?
That's cowardice.
Or stupidity.
Or a mixture of both.
How narcissistic are you to have just been given a basic child, which is what it is.
That's why they give it to children.
But you believe it your whole life.
Right.
You ever think of that?
Some of the things they teach you as kids, teenagers, and you still believe it now?
You know how young and impressionable and knowledgeable teenagers are?
How do you know?
Do you ever thoughts like this?
You should.
I always did.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
And what about, you know, like the bigger questions?
Like, you know, oh, I'm not going to go to school.
What am I going to take?
Oh, I hope I get the job.
Yeah, but, you know, and probably because I've been around so much death, knowing that it's out there, anyone that's ever been really close to it, like someone's tried to fucking kill you or people have blown up in front of you or, you know what I mean?
Or maybe you were in a car accident with someone who died or passed away.
You know, something happened where it was like, it becomes real now.
And everyone that knows what I mean knows exactly what I'm talking about.
You have an appreciation for it.
Of course, you know, it's a real thing, but when something really terrible happens, it's a whole other, it's kind of traumatizing.
And there's a feeling, a dark, a coldness, this heavy kind of presence associated with it.
And it goes away, but it never, not 100%.
It's like it goes 99% of the way away.
But you know, it's always, it's like if you wanted to draw a picture of it, it's like, you know, pre and post veterans' appreciation of death.
It's like pre, he's like, yay, life is great.
Everything's amazing.
Post, he's like, I'm trying my best, but there's a fucking guy standing back there.
There's just this dark figure on a hill.
Like, it's always in your head.
Just like that, boys.
Remember?
Remember?
Driving down the road.
Boom.
Bye-bye, somebody's little boy.
Bye-bye, roommate of fucking 10 years.
Bye-bye.
Then you go, there's going to be some time when it gets quiet.
And you go, what am I doing?
What do you do while you're?
No, no, what am I doing?
What am I?
Why am I here?
Why are any of us here?
What is this?
What's the point?
Is there a point?
Is there something we should be doing?
Are some things worth doing and other things not worth doing?
Like, what's important?
What matters?
What doesn't matter?
And it's insane to me that so many people go through life and never ask these questions.
They're just like, I'm sad for you.
I think.
You do seem a lot happier, though.
Maybe I should just get lobotomized and go, you know, go be a cog in the fucking...
you Yeah, I know.
Good for you.
Whoop-de-doo.
And like, here's their measure of success.
Here's how fucking pathetic and small I find these people.
I just laugh at them.
I'm like, you're so consumed with yourself.
You're so fucking, you're such a dick.
You have no idea.
You're nothing.
You are nothing.
You're like two guys.
One guy makes $80,000.
The other guy makes $150,000.
$80,000.
He puts in a pool.
He puts in a bigger pool.
Other guys, like, my pool's like twice the size of his.
Like, oh, are you proud of yourself?
That's what it's, yeah, that's what you're here to do.
Build slightly bigger pools than the other slave.
Build a slightly bigger pool than the other slave worker.
Wow.
Wow.
Incredible.
Oh, you even have a deck around yours.
Magnificent.
People will run.
You're going right next to Julius Caesar, I think.
Way to shoot high.
What do you do, by the way?
I'm a cop.
Oh, great.
I think they think the least or the most.
It's like you got to go one way or the other.
Probably the same as the army.
Once something fucked up starts to happen, you got to go, wait a minute.
Let's reevaluate this.
Now that people are exploding and blowing up and dying, oh, well, okay.
Let's just slow down a minute.
What are we...
Like, that could easily happen to me any minute.
Let's just, okay, just wait.
Am I sure I need to do this right now?
Like, well, let's go back and look.
Okay, some planes flew into some buildings and fucking.
Oh, I feel like I really should have looked into this more at the time.
I feel stupid now.
Oof.
Well, at least I looked, and now I didn't get my arms blown off.
Good.
Good for me.
Good for me.
It was a close one.
Alex Woods says, depressive thought of the day.
How dare you?
The frogs are asleep, yes, but it's worse than that.
Not only do they not feel the water boiling, but they don't even conceive the possibility the water might boil.
Yeah, they'll freak out.
You don't need them all, though.
You don't need them all.
You only need a very small percentage.
To make like monumental change requires only fractions of the population.
Most people are followers.
They will go whichever way the wind's blowing.
They'll act like they won't.
Here's a great example.
Last three years.
How many people, I mean, you could probably just take a guess.
It's way, way higher than most probably think it is.
How many people are the type to say, oh, bro, if the fucking bad guys came here, man, I'd fuck in.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, if the government ever tried to fucking do this to me, I'd fuck.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
How many people turn out to be weak hypocrites?
Quite a few.
Yeah.
They'll go, whichever way they're fucking told is the way the herd is going, that's where they go.
Now, people over here, like many of us, are the kind that are not the sheep people.
We're like the dogs that are trying to muscle the sheep in the right directions.
Except they're being scared and frightened in the wrong directions by a pack of wolves.
So you see our problem.
Now, if you are the sheepdog and your enemies are the wolves, do you need to convince every sheep in the world that you're the good guy?
In fact, do you need to convince any of the fucking sheep in the world that you're the good guy?
Do the sheep even matter?
No!
The fight is with us and them.
They're all just in the middle.
They're all just in the way.
They're just, well, what do I put in my ass now?
You're like, yeah, shut, shut, shut, shut.
Getting in the way.
You're ruining my shot.
You know?
It doesn't matter who's in charge.
It doesn't matter who's in power.
They'll do whatever they're told.
They've already demonstrated that.
They've all made massive hypocrites of themselves in broad daylight.
And with like no pressure, very little.
Like historically, right?
No one was dragged out of their house at gunpoint.
No one was shot in the streets.
Nothing like that happened.
Could you imagine if it did?
But then that's risky, you know.
We still had guns then.
Not anymore.
Congratulations, Canada.
You're officially banning all the guns.
The Senate rubber stamped that, as of course they did.
Totally pointless institution.
Don't know why we have it.
Massive waste of money.
They're all drunks and drug addicts, and they're just stealing.
They're just stealing.
What?
Let's waste our time and give away even more money to garbage people.
Whatever.
Anyway, as I said, it's a tug-of-war game, and the people in the picture, or you could use this analogy, a tug-of-war game, and you've got the big fucking strong guys on either side, and all the weak people in the middle.
Where do you put the strong men on the tug-of-war?
Where's your strongest, biggest, meanest fucking, the anchor, the rock?
He goes at the back.
You know who comes second?
The next biggest, strongest guy.
And down you go.
And the weakest ones are in the middle.
The weakest people are in the middle.
The strongest are at the end, pulling as hard as they can.
And who are they pulling against?
The people in the middle?
No.
Who's the biggest guy in the back focused on the other team?
Who's he fucking staring down?
I'm going, you're going to fucking give up, aren't you, you big dumb son of a bitch?
You getting tired, motherfucker?
Yeah, I bet you are.
You don't care about the people in the middle.
They're being pulled by bigger, stronger forces anyway.
They're really just there to like, hey, I'm helping.
Yes, good for you, Pleb.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
And there's just.
It's just so much better.
There's just so much more purpose in it.
And that's how you endure things like getting arrested, getting your bank accounts destroyed, having your reputation destroyed, having people trying to kill you, and so on.
Because you've like this is this is the right thing to do.
I almost got blown the fuck up, shot, killed.
Like, it was crazy.
There were seven, probably six or seven times I was like, I'm probably really going to get hurt now.
Like, there's a, somehow, ooh, lost my hearing in one ear.
That's pretty much the extent of my damn, like, that's fucking lucky, dude.
Some of the tight situations we were in, miraculous.
I had a pocket shot right off my fucking short, my, right off my pants.
I had a water bottle in it.
Like one of those, what are they like, 300 milliliter ones?
Mixed with like a protein shake and like a raspberry.
And I had it there because I was hungry.
I was going to keep it as a snack later.
Didn't realize till later it was, I went to reach for it.
The whole fucking thing's gone.
Found it back with a fucking, just torn to shreds.
I fucking, it just missed me.
I didn't even know.
Tore the fucking, took the bottle, took everything right with it, ripped it right from the stitching.
Gone.
Didn't even notice.
It's like, oh, that's.
That's good because that's where my femoral artery is.
That would have been bad.
That would have been no more leg or dead, you know?
Hey, you guys good with the tourniquet?
Hope you're fast, because I'm screaming, you know?
And then I'm like, why was I doing that?
Oh, I thought war would be cool.
And the army sounds fun.
And it's, you know, awesome.
And it's decent money.
It's not.
And that was worth getting killed, you know, if you really want to simplify it.
And then it's like, okay.
What about defending your friends and family and children from literally from people that hate them and want to destroy them and are working, you know, very nefariously to do it?
Very sneaky!
Welcome to the lair!
True Shimster says, "In remembrance of the greatest dog, best friend I ever had, Tia, I'm Shamimiak, aka Northern Soul Patriot, and James Toth RV Driver.
Salute all bigots, dags, and daggates!
You were serving an epicenter legendary.
Cops a fucking badass.
You guys are all awesome.
That's history.
That's pop culture.
That's real folk history.
You guys created real folk history in real time as the good guys.
Like, dope.
God.
Starper says, is it better to pee in the pool or into the pool?
Pee in the pool or into the pool?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'd rather don't.
Maybe they just shouldn't have pools.
Maybe they don't deserve them.
Maybe they don't deserve them.
Steve Robotai, thank you very much, man.
This is very generous of you.
He says, in an attempt for a future random six in the morning live stream, you were like the one guy I asked.
He's like, hey, would you guys like an earlier, like bump it down an hour and a bit, maybe?
And they're like, yeah, yeah, that would be much more convenient for a lot of people.
I'm like, okay, no problem.
That works better for me, too.
I'm not up as late.
Look, what?
Steve's like, dude, it's 6 AM.
Steve, well, I mean, now, I don't know.
I'm going to have to consider it.
It's a little bit of money there.
I don't know.
I may have to think about it.
Maybe one of these days, maybe I'll do an insomnia.
I'll dedicate it to Devon Snack.
Insomnia stream.
I also don't sleep a lot often.
It's just part of the fun, you know?
And I'll say, fuck it.
I'll just go, that's what I'll do.
I'll go stream right now.
Half retarded, haven't slept in a day and a half.
Like six in the morning.
It's just Steve.
What are we doing, Steve?
This fucking sun's coming up.
I'm going to have such a headache later.
I'm already pissed off.
You ever do that?
When you can't sleep and you're already mad about how you're going to feel in like eight hours?
Like right now, I'm fine.
It's six in the morning.
I've been up all night.
Like, I'm fine.
Seven, I'm fine.
Ten, I'm starting to get, uh-oh.
Around noon, one o'clock, I'm like, I'll fucking kill everybody in the fucking world if I can't sleep soon.
But you can't.
It's great.
It adds time on your life.
I'm sure it does.
I'm sure it's good for you.
I'm sure it's very healthy.
All right.
What else are we talking about?
Oh, yeah, that was something else I wanted to mention because somebody was like, oh, you guys are awesome.
And one of the guys there earlier.
Where was it?
Yeah, Nigel.
That's one of the guys.
Schizo Starega!
Schizo Stare Guy.
It gets his own theme song now.
You know, Brooker T, there's all these.
There's tons of people that just stand up as like, you know, community members, you know?
And I don't think they know what they're doing for people.
You know?
I've had messages from several people being like, you know, they really helped me.
Thank you.
I hope they said that to them.
Maybe not.
I don't know.
Just letting you know, it's I think a lot of times people don't appreciate, you know, the things you're doing and the things you're trying to do.
You don't really get to see the impact.
It's like being a fighter pilot or a bomber pilot or something, right?
Or no, an artilleryman.
Yeah, that's exactly what it's like.
We're just sitting here.
We're the fucking heavy artillery, dude.
Ford!
Load, boom!
You know, you don't get to see the damage you're doing in a good way, you know.
But it's, trust me.
Oh!
You gotta have faith in that.
It is helping.
If it's helping people, why would you stop?
It's helping exactly the people you're trying to help.
It's like, oh, it's like, you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna grow a tomato plant.
And then you're like growing it.
It's halfway there.
And you're like, oh, why am I doing this?
And you just murder it.
Why?
Why?
I don't know.
I freaked out.
Even though I was doing exactly what I was trying to do, for some reason, I abandoned it midway through because I'm schizophrenic.
I freaked out.
I don't know.
Keep pushing, boys.
Godzilla says, correct us if we're wrong, but you are preaching to the choir and a couple dozen allegedly homosexual anti-hate employees.
Allegedly employees?
Because there's a lot of those that pretended they're not.
The homosexual part is 100% true.
Many of them have come out.
I am actually a really super guy.
I love penises.
I'm like, that's, yeah, we know.
It's obvious.
I mean, it couldn't be more obvious, really.
Did you think you were, you know, an impressive masculine figure?
Like, did you, did you think we saw that and were like, we were fooled?
Oh, man, nobody noticed.
No, we can't tell.
They don't even know that I'm super gay.
No.
No.
He says, this super chat is funded in part by Diagalon Wolfenfabric.
In part.
They usually do most of it.
So who's funding the rent?
Oh, great.
Do we have terrorist investors now?
That would be bad.
Are they Russian?
Tell me they're not Russian.
They got Russian guys sending in super chats.
We're in a different territory now.
They just started doing it.
It isn't my fault.
They're Russian.
Get off of me.
Keep this here.
All right.
Let's make fun of people and be mad about stuff, I guess.
It's a little early.
Did I catch all these?
I think so.
I think so.
Oh, no.
Somebody says, I lost an old-timer from the shot last week.
Damn, and another this week.
I can't believe this is still going on.
Like, people are still going in and being like, I guess I guess I'll get vaccinated.
Like, for the first time, I guess I'll get vaccinated now.
What are you doing?
Why?
Literally, why?
Don't know what to tell you.
So, where's my good friend?
Speaking of.
What a sad story.
It's so sad, really.
I had to reload every single window for some reason, manually, one at a time.
And it's really irritating.
Oh, there it is.
This is really sad, guys.
That's his tough guy face.
Pro-vaccine Canadian journalist who advocated for vaccine passport and called for unvaccinated to be fired has died at the age of 33. Oh, I wonder why.
What could possibly have happened?
To Ian von Dahl.
Mm-hmm.
So sad.
Actually, there's a few.
Grinning like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Hey.
Hey, Ian.
I'm alive and you're dead.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
*Pewds*
I told, we all told you.
I have no, not only do I have no sympathy, I would one hundo pop a bottle on his grave.
Fuck you.
You're exactly where you deserve to be, dude.
100%.
What did I just say yesterday?
Or whatever.
Like, don't have mercy on these people.
Oh, that is so bad.
He had a family.
The people he helped murder had families, too.
Pick a side.
This is war.
They don't have any mercy for you.
You think they don't laugh?
You think they didn't laugh?
Remember when Mark Friesen got sick?
Remember?
Do you remember?
I remember.
Oh, did they laugh?
Oh, they made fake obituaries and websites and tormented his family and all of that shit.
People just like him.
Just like him.
So you want to fucking go fucking good.
Good, good, good.
Great even.
Fantastic.
I'm actually pumped.
Oh, he died after being hospitalized and neurologically dead.
Well, how is that any different from when he was alive?
Matt Wallace, that's, come on, that's disingenuous.
Oh, I'm being harsh.
Who thinks I'm being harsh?
Let's see an example.
Doing a public service, Veterans for Freedom took the opportunity to go and look and get some of Ian's best tweets, I think.
His body of work, his legacy, if you will.
Let's just scroll through these.
There we are.
Okay.
Yeah, we saw that one.
Not the type of shot I usually associate with May 2-4.
Oh, he was a funny one, too.
Wasn't he hilarious?
Oh my god, is that funny?
But damn, it didn't go down smooth.
Oh, I'm glad he's dead.
Oh, here we go.
Here he is, criticizing people, trying to protect innocent citizens.
Protect my foot.
Take the jab or resign.
Anything else is moral and ethical cowardice.
You take an oath to protect citizens, you get relaxed.
Shameful that we have to say this.
Tags the police.
Toronto Police Service Operations.
Oh, call the cops, Ian.
Here he is going after Randy.
Old Rand.
Here he is making fun of these, you know, handing out suggestions, calling these people idiots, mocking the convo.
Call me a prairie boy, if you will.
No one is calling you that.
You're definitely not one of those.
Relax Ian, if you can.
I mean, you're dead.
But if I remember correctly, two things are true.
Nothing ruins tractor tires faster than driving on pavement, and tractor tires are fucking expensive.
Oh, aren't you a nice boy?
And then he says, nothing like wrecking your own possessions in an effort to show the man is keeping you down.
He's, you know, if you booked a booster through a pharmacy, in this case, Rexall, periodically try the reschedule appointment link.
You might snag something on a cancellation.
Just totally all up in it, hey?
Reckless to move restrictions.
Oh, yes.
I grew up there, so it being correct makes me sad.
Alberta's running more cases every day.
Get the journal!
This is a bad look.
Now he's dunking on the PPC.
PPC.
Crazy what you run across when you clean the place, he says, without further comment.
Health passport.
What are you trying to say here?
Remember that?
Hey, remember when the government was like, papers, please?
Let's do papers, please.
Or you don't get to have a life?
Ian was like, let's do it.
Let's do that shit.
August 29th, 21. Do you have any idea what this fucking monster would have done if he had the authority to do so?
Smile bigger.
Fuck him.
He's dead.
This is great.
Who is he going now?
More doubly down We give them guns, but that union is willing to go to war about them choosing a vaccine.
Let us allow that to sink in.
Guns?
Cool.
Use them.
Vaccines?
Deeply uncool, not on our watch.
If you live in Ottawa but work in Gatineau and we don't have a passport for Ontario, that's not going to go down, Will.
Because Quebec is going to implement the vaccine passport system.
Remember this nightmare?
This is a good one.
I, for one, advocate we bring the carrot and the stick, incentivize getting the vaccine however we like.
Ice cream, lotteries, literally whatever, I don't care.
And require vaccination to do non-essential things.
Want to go to the bar to watch the game?
Passport.
Or what should happen to them if they don't?
Oh, you just got your second one.
Good for you.
Good for you.
It makes his blood boil.
We're just not getting vaccinated fast enough.
It makes his blood boil.
This is sad.
Did I get all these ones?
This is the same one.
What a guy.
How'd that work out?
How you doing?
Who's stupid now?
Who's stupid now?
Hey, remember if you could have just like had a brain for two seconds, if you just came down off your moral high horse of being a narcissistic piece of garbage and just thought about it for any length of time, you might even still be alive.
I mean, so, yes, being stupid can kill you.
Yes, it can.
Choosing to be lazy and not think about what you're doing definitely gets you killed.
In fact, actually, I should probably thank the military for that.
You have to be so much the opposite and pay so much fucking attention to so many things to not die, it's crazy.
You develop like a schizophrenic complex.
You probably become minorly permanently insane.
All veterans are minorly permanently insane because of this just the severity of the situation required it to be hardwired into my brain like this, permanently forever.
know, you know, hard stop.
Donkey says, yes, we are listening.
If you want to keep getting your crypto rubles, just act like nothing's happening.
Knife gun bomb, DTS.
Fuck you, make me.
Thanks, brother.
Short launches reference the Canadian firearms community.
Solomon Friedman of Pornhub is embedded in Canadian Gun Nuts.
A site sponsor recently was called out for selling Russian winter clothing from POWs.
Whoa!
Whoa, wait a minute.
Interesting.
That is, I mean, that just has a certain kind of spin to that story.
That's a whole other...
Ha!
Ugh!
Ah.
So we're selling, They're taking clothing and equipment off of the Russian POWs somehow and selling them abroad, like to just make money on fucking literally anything, huh?
Anything for a dollar, literally anything.
Oh, this fund has little bit of blood on it.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
The shame of that.
No concept of honor of what just you're taking dead guys' clothes?
You know they're dead, right?
Like, that's why they've sold it.
Like, what are they going to do?
Give it back to Russia?
Obviously not.
They fucking kick it to...
Just bundle it all up.
Bundle it all up and put it in the other sea can.
I'll take it with me to Canada.
I know a guy.
Here, fucking buy some dead Russian guy's clothes.
You want a picture of his wife, too?
Here, I found it in the pocket.
Ow!
What a deal!
Holy fucking dog shit.
That's insane.
I don't, you know what?
I don't doubt that for a second.
And yes, Canada, congratulations.
The home base of Pornhub is actually in Quebec.
It's in Montreal.
And, you know, it's a hell of a time.
I recommend you.
I recommend you don't let your children.
No one go there.
It is a dark.
It is a dark and don't go there.
Just don't go there.
Never tell people not to go there.
I should have known this.
Like in Cyprus after the tour, they're like, never go to this part of the city.
Why?
It's all Russian mobsters and prostitutes and whorehouses and strip clubs and drugs and bulls and fucking all the best cool shits there.
Everyone went there immediately.
Yeah, don't tell a whole bunch of 20-year-olds with too much money that have seven months of pent-up aggression where all the strip clubs and girls are.
Good idea.
All those tourists were just fucking...
It was like a...
It was awful.
Actually, this is a game you can play.
I remember doing this.
I wonder if these reviews are still, probably not.
I don't need to go back that far.
Years ago, we went back to that time period and went on like TripAdvisor or something.
And you look up the reviews and people were like, one star!
I went there with my family expecting a nice time in Cyprus.
And I arise to a grown man pissing in the pool, full-blown cock out in front of my 12-year-old.
Like, it was crazy.
It was like motley crew, but there was 300 of them.
All day, every day, day, night.
They put us into these resorts with like regular people.
It was like, what were you thinking?
We assumed like normally the Army would book the whole hotel.
But like, no, we're saving money because we're Canada.
No, we'll just book half of it.
You're going to put these animals in with like 20. Oh, yeah, it'll be fine.
There was some of the guys threw a couch out the window into the pool.
TVs are coming out the window.
Shit's on fire getting thrown in the pool.
I'm not kidding.
One guy's naked, unconscious, in a bush in the lobby.
They just don't care.
They're just, they're like, what are you...
Like, there's no point.
They just gave up.
They were already broken when we got there.
Like, we got there, and it's just steady.
We'll be there for a week, and then it's over, and then a month later, another pile of them come in, and then another, and it's just not stop.
But it's always bad when it's the combat arms guys.
It's the infantry, it's the engineers, it's the tank, it's the artillery, it's the fucking.
You know, those guys.
Feel better.
No, not good.
That's Pun Amendment to Taurus.
I came downstairs.
I can't remember what he was ass naked, and there was a woman, like, covering her child's eyes and, like, carrying her somewhere.
And I was just like, Jesus Christ, I'm hungover as fuck.
You know, I'm just like, this place is crazy.
That was the army.
That was their fault.
They should have known better.
All right.
That's not their.
You throw, you know, children into a lion's den.
Like, yeah, there's going to be a fortunate incidence.
You know what I mean?
Should have known better than to keep women and families and like, oh, let's go on vacation.
Let's bring grandmama.
You know?
Grandmama's fucking 99 years old and fucking having a great time.
There's just 20 like fucking half-naked, drunk fucking infantry dudes fucking fighting in the pool and hitting each other with volleyballs.
It's like Top Gun on steroids.
He's like, this is exactly how I pitch it.
I want you to die.
Dude walks by naked.
She's like, this rules.
I never thought of that.
We did them a service.
Potentially.
Potentially.
There was an old...
I remember there being an old lady, and she wasn't in a wheelchair, but...
And I don't know, I mean...
But she might have been really cool.
She might have been that cool old lady.
You know what I mean?
She was making like rum cake at the, you know, she slipping drinks to me.
Set things on fire.
She's a party animal.
She's like, I just want to be surrounded by a bunch of really young, angry, horny, naked guys.
I mean, why the fuck not?
Why wouldn't I?
You know, it makes a lot of sense.
You guys did.
I mean, we take care of our seniors, but yeah, the trip advisor reviews, they were up there and they were hilarious.
It was just like it was a nightmare, you know.
It was glorious, it really was.
I ran into a guy on Twitter, actually, and just from the profile pictures, he clearly was an overseas guy.
And I was like, my unit came in as his was leaving, and there's a hilarious story about that, too.
One of the outgoing one RCR guys being replaced by us, the two RCR guys, right after Ott Medusa.
They've been in the field fighting for like six straight months.
Like bad, brutal, like pretty, pretty, like Vietnam era fucking casualty numbers.
And they come into the airfield, Canada Harr airfield, to go home.
But it takes time.
You have to turn your weapons in.
You got to register everything.
You got to turn equipment back in.
You got to sign other equipment over to incoming units.
There's a fucking cannons.
There's paperwork.
There's all this shit that has to happen.
So it takes a while.
So you're there for like a week, you know, five, six days, something like this.
And there are, you know, like I said.
When we got there, it was literally a truckload of them went by us.
Like a pickup truck, one of those shitty like Hiluxes or something.
A couple guys driving.
There's no windows in it at all.
So that's kind of alarming.
Like there's been clearly destroyed or removed.
It's like a technical basically at this point.
And there's like, I don't know, too many guys in this truck.
And at first, I thought they were Afghanis or something, but they all had sort of short hair.
No, that was where the one RCR got.
They were such, they were like sunburned to brown.
Their hair, they all looked like they'd been electrocuted and they all looked fucking insane.
And they just drove by us like, I was like, what the fuck?
And they was like, was that one RCR?
I was like, I fucking think so.
So these guys, you know, they get in and they're like, hey, there's this infamous or fake, you know, there was a ball hockey rink in Canada Hurricane Airfield.
A little ball hockey rink.
Like a full-sized, what I call it, little.
And they're like, you know what, boys?
That was horrible.
But we're alive.
That's awesome.
Let's all just splash them steam.
Let's go play.
You might want to play ball hockey and feel normal and just do something that doesn't involve blood and dead people for a few minutes.
Wouldn't that be fucking cool?
And they're like, yeah, that would be really nice.
That'd be really awesome.
So the guys actually fighting the war come back and prepare to, and they go to the ball hockey, the rank, and they go, oh, no, I'm sorry.
You can't play.
And they're like, why not?
And they're like, well, do you have a team?
I'm like, what do you mean?
What team?
They're like, what team are you?
Well, what do you mean?
What team?
Like, oh, well, you have to be on a team to play in the league.
Excuse me?
You can't just show up, okay?
You have to register and you have to be on a league team.
And there's a schedule, okay?
And you have to, these guys just fought fucking a bloodbath.
An entire company got wiped out.
Like, it was insane.
A-10s hit their own guys.
It's fucking guys are taking RPGs to the face.
It was a nightmare.
It's like full Blackhawk Down level, like shitstorm.
And these people are back here eating lobster.
One of the briefings we got one day, they do after action, or not after action, sorry, but you get O-groups and they, you know, general situation reports about this and that.
And they're like, sometimes they give you certain things to pass on.
And they're like, oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
Admin stuff.
And my sergeant thought this was funny.
He's like, you know what?
I thought was hilarious?
Because he's at the battle.
He might have been at a battalion level briefing or something.
He's like, apparently the lobster back at the airfield is too dry.
Lobster's too dry.
You know, so we were like, what?
The fact they even have lobster at all was my first thought.
How the fuck did you get lobster here?
They're like flying lobsters in from Nova Scotia to Kandahar.
And they're like, the fucking Kandahar Airfield Reddit bros with their fedoras were like, it's a little dry.
Do you know how to cook a lobster?
I mean, this is clearly a week old.
Okay.
So, you know, those guys are saying, do you even have a team?
You have to be in the league.
What do you think happened next when the one RCR battle group of 2006, Legends for Life, encountered this side quest at the very end?
And remember, they're going home like fucking tomorrow, basically.
Oh, and I forgot one more thing.
They had a beer call, which is like everybody gets to have two beers, and that's it.
Except the problem is, oftentimes, it's not it.
What do you think happened then?
It's just one of those things.
We don't want to wake up.
There was an incident.
Teeny tiny.
Maybe I'm overblowing it, but...
They destroyed the ball hockey rink.
Completely destroyed.
Breaking sticks and abs.
Ah!
I'm talking about it.
I'm talking about shit.
It's just one of those days.
Good on the freight train.
First one through the plane.
Leaves with the blood stain.
Damn right, I'm a maniac.
You better watch your back.
And that is my favorite 1RCR story of all time.
You just locked up.
That's if you're lying to get fucked up.
Your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker.
Nothing will ever be that.
It's all about the he says, he says bullshit.
I think you better quit.
Let the shit slip.
Or you can leave it with a bad...
I can't play it.
Nobody fucking plays.
I think you better quit talking that shit.
So come and get it.
I mean, they did eventually.
I mean, they repaired it, and the show went on, but it was closed for a few days.
Me and my buddy went down for like coffee or something in the morning.
And it was right there.
all the shops.
It was like a little town.
There was fucking Burger King, dude.
It was stupid.
I was in a ward.
No, you weren't.
You were in a hot strip mall.
You went to a warm outdoor strip mall.
Fuck off.
Fuck.
We're on the way there, and there's just destruction.
We're like, what the fuck?
People are picking stuff up and they're putting like caution tape around the fencing and off.
Like, fucking rinks closed, boys.
Like, what happened?
Like, well, I only told the one RTR guys they weren't allowed to play.
And then, well, things kind of got out of hand after that.
Amazing.
Best day ever.
Nigel says, thank you, brother, community.
That's what it's all about.
There he is, looking out for each other, inspiring each other, and bringing each other up.
It's contagious.
Yeah, it's good.
It's fulfilling and satisfying to see other people benefit from something you did, appreciate it, and then want to pay it forward to others.
It's like, we're growing more powerful.
You know, it's very good.
It is contagious.
Let's make a pandemic of Jack to honorable motherfuckers.
Yeah, that's great.
Join the Hard Body Club.
Hashtag hardbody appreciator.
Donkey says they should make a Girls Gone Wild COVID lockdown edition.
It was interesting.
I fucking bet.
I can't even imagine.
I never even really thought of that.
Some crazy stuff probably went on.
Castro's prostate, just with the nice, just with the nice couple dollars.
Thank you, Bram.
Zayo Bubba says, this sounds like the Montreal trips me and my cousins would go on during F1 races in June.
Yeah.
Yeah.
F1 races.
Like, you were in the races?
That would make sense because you'd have to be half crazy too.
Half crazy men in large groups plus alcohol is not a good idea.
That is like.
Would you like anything destroyed?
Because it would be helpful if we could direct them to destroy something that you want destroyed, then everybody wins.
But otherwise, they're just, they're like a tornado.
I can't tell you where they could go in any direction.
It's like Sim City.
That's what's loose in your town.
There's just a tornado AI randomly going all over the goddamn place.
Could destroy nothing.
Could destroy everything.
Could blow up the power plants.
We don't fucking know.
We're on the fucking whiskey tonight!
Woo!
We fucking...
We're these like fucking 17 year olds.
No, these are 27 year old special forces snipers.
And there's like 30 of them.
Oh.
Yeah, it's kind of sketchy, actually.
Who's driving?
Not sure.
Not positive.
Somebody, I hope.
We on the road?
Oh, man.
Oh, it was mayhem.
Oh.
What a fucking.
I had a great time.
Man, I don't know.
I always feel like I have so many more things I need, I want to do, and I feel like I'm wasting my life.
But then there's other times where I'm like, I had a fucking, I had fun.
And I don't know.
We'll keep having fun.
Oh, you're all done, are you?
Hey!
I was just reminiscing.
Don't you get any fucking ideas?
I'm a ghostbuster, bitch.
I'll get you.
All right, what are we doing?
Where were we?
What was I talking about?
All right.
Government wasted money, being pieces of shit, stuff like that.
We live in an enslavement system and none of that kind of stuff.
We're breaking the conditioning.
What do we start with?
Holy fuck.
I mean, I'm just still so sad about Ian, you know?
That's all I can think about as I look at this totally unrelated story that doesn't have anything to do with anything.
Poor Ian, you know?
Poor guy.
What a poor, poor person.
What a poor, pitiable, totally empathetic character that 100% deserves pity, sympathy, emulation, really.
He was a hero.
We should build a statue of him.
For some reason.
Maybe not the reason he would have liked or wanted, but maybe there should be a statue of what not to do.
Yes.
Caesis is dumb.
We all know that.
You always come back to that later.
Israel's hiding the body count.
That's kind of funny and interesting.
We don't really know what it really is, but they're saying, oh, we lost 100 soldiers.
Oh, yeah, just 100.
Are you sure?
Are you sure, Frankie?
I'm sure.
Because there's a, I don't know if you know this, but again, the internet, right?
And there's so many videos.
And I really feel like I've seen so many of them now that I can almost personally recount like.
Like, I mean, they got like nine just the other day, a whole battalion headquarters.
How does that happen?
That's like unprecedented.
A lieutenant colonel, three majors, a captain, a staff sergeant, and a sergeant, and a sergeant too.
So it was like three company commanders, his adjutant, it sounds like, the captain and the fucking battalion commander.
Oh, and the RSA, the staff sergeant's a senior.
So like you killed the whole headquarters tent, did you?
Huck, that's the fucking afternoon.
Oh, it's going Really well.
Oh, it sounds like it's going really well.
Oh, look at that.
They've uploaded 19 more videos of different fighting vehicles being blown up and destroyed.
Fuck, it must be going really well over there.
Hospitals are fucking deal with tsunami of trauma.
Yeah, it does look that way.
Yeah.
More than 2,000 new disabled since the beginning of the war, at least.
Like, they're getting...
And they don't have...
This is a huge decimals thing.
Also, this is cool.
They've been like taking POWs and stripping them naked and driving them out into the desert.
And then that's the last photo.
You know what I mean?
Like, they're putting them in mass graves and killing them, I think.
There's some sketchy stuff going on.
They are deliberately targeting children, actually.
Let's go look at that for a second.
Let's go look at that for a second.
Because a lot of people are really like, Slava, Israel, they're the last Laba.
I'm like, yeah, that's really not the right idea.
Because, you know, I mean, there is this.
I mean, there is this.
So I was in, I can speak to Afghanistan and probably Iraq to an extent because I worked with a lot of the guys that have done both or been in one or the other.
And so at least on our behalf, and then judging by, you know, the war in Yemen and Syria, Ukraine, actually, Ukraine is an interestingly smaller number.
These demonstrate what's called restraint.
These are clearly, there's a pattern, very similar numbers, which would suggest that this is generally on a low end, 0.6, maybe up to a 3, depending on the size of it, but similarly sized conflicts, right?
So you've got a decent amount of dead children, yay, to average it out.
But funny that in Israel, they're killing 136 a day.
So it's a little bit more on average to suggest that, geez, are you doing it on purpose?
And the answer is yes, they are.
Yeah, that's how you do genocide, is you kill all the children because then they're all dead.
It's over.
There's no more Palestinians because they're dead.
You killed all their children, and anyone that survives is old and they're not going to make any more.
So it's done.
It's all finished.
That's intentional.
That is obvious proof of intentional genocide to me.
It wasn't four.
It wasn't seven.
It wasn't 20. It was 136.
They're not even trying.
They're not even trying to not kill children.
Because we did.
Sometimes it would happen, you know, bombs land on places and it's like we didn't, you know, you can't see everybody all the time.
And, you know, people are in places that shouldn't be.
Like, shit happens, dude.
It's war.
It's crazy.
There's exploding and hot flying metal going all over the place.
Things are falling from the sky and blowing up.
Things are, rocks are landing on cars.
Things are blowing.
To say it's dangerous is an understatement.
So yeah, it isn't.
If there's people, if you're there in any form, child, old man, doesn't matter, you are in danger.
So, you know, 2, 3, 1.5, 0.7, 0.6.
136.
Hey, anybody good at math?
Anyone want to calculate the mathematical likelihood of that being the case, considering 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 other similarly sized and framed conflicts fighting in urban areas, just the same.
Same as Ukraine, Iraq, Fallujah, Bakhmut, Mariupol, Baghdad, Kabul, Kandahar City.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
So what's this?
What gives?
Hey, hey, are you just evil?
Are you pure fucking evil?
I think so.
Is that okay to say?
Am I allowed to say that in Canada considering the fucking context of what I just presented?
Am I allowed to still say, I think the Israelis are evil?
Like, I think they're fundamentally an evil people.
Am I allowed to say that?
Because that's fucking insane.
136 children a day, and I'm not allowed to say they might be evil.
They might be doing it on purpose?
Who's the fuck?
You're a slave if you think this.
This is like hilariously obvious to the, I mean, in the sense that I can't believe it fools.
I can't believe this works.
I cannot believe it.
It mesmerizes a lot of people.
I met a guy, random guy at the gym today.
Hi, Mike.
If you're watching.
We got his name, Mike.
Oh, that narrows it down.
Oh, that narrows it down.
And he was just, you know, knows all about it.
A lot of people are really tired of this charade, you know.
But, you know, he was like, it's crazy how many people just don't see it.
Even like if they don't see it, it's very sophisticated and powerful and well-designed.
I mean, it is a masterpiece.
It's really impressive what they've managed to create.
And like the mind-controlling machine, you know, using these words makes it sound crazy, but it's not crazy.
That is what it is.
It's a system of organized mechanisms tied together, working in tandem and unison.
It's a machine.
No different than an engine that needs multiple things to function and work together.
That's what all this is.
Like, the same people, they fucking own everything, dude.
You think they're like, oh, I just...
No, they're like the kings of the earth.
And you can show people things like, look, hey, here's the average rate of death for children in various wars, recent ones, very comparable ones.
Here's this one.
And they'll find a way to justify it.
They'll find a way to say that the pink elephant is not in the room, even though it just walked into your house and killed your mother.
Stepped right on her.
You're like, no, that's not, there's a reason that listen, that's only, it only looks like that because listen, she's only dead because the elephant stepped on her, and he was only here because the tea was boiling in the other room, and the elephant thought we were in danger, so he came to help us, and he stepped on my mother and killed her.
It's not, it's our fault, actually, that the elephant even did that.
We should be doing everything we can to help this elephant, this poor elephant.
Oh my God, and think of the trauma it has from killing my mother.
The poor elephant.
The more I think about it, the more I feel bad for the elephant.
my God.
And you just...
You just recoil like...
Where's the stupid...
You know, it's just like...
We gotta go...
We gotta get out of here, these people.
They've gone crazy!
Come on!
You know, you have to.
You're a lunatic!
Where's the flaw in the logic?
Somebody, get you a microscope?
Like, what do I need?
A fucking particle accelerator, dude?
Holy shit!
Shoot the elephants before it kills more people!
Oh, it's not the elephants.
Where are the guns?
We threw them all in the fire.
Why to be inclusive?
Oh, my God.
Your wife's dead now.
It's, you know...
You got to find ways to have fun with it so you don't go crazy and shoot yourself in the face, you know?
It's important.
You live in this place.
Do you know we have the longest healthcare wait times ever in history?
Ha ha!
That's good, right?
This is good.
Because we pay more taxes than ever in history.
And the reason people say, oh, oh, we have to.
We need to pay the taxes.
The government goes free health care is meant.
We got to pay for you.
Oh, we have the best.
No, you don't.
You go to a death factory and immigrants ignore you as you die on the floor.
You don't even get a bed.
People die in their fucking driveways waiting for ambulances.
Guys laying there seven hours, hip shattered, like, holy fuck.
Yeah, good thing you dumped your whole life savings into the goddamn tax base for a you're a fucking slave and I hate you.
Go swim in your pool, Kevin.
Why the fuck are you here?
I said adults were to dogs are talking.
Get, get.
This is when the sheep wander in.
Get out.
Get out, Kevin.
Spinny, drown that one.
I just, it's not what he did.
It's that he's probably, he's going to come back and I can't handle it.
Just...
Ah!
Ugh!
*laughs*
It's just rough, boys.
It's a rough time out there.
So basically, don't get sick, okay?
Don't get sick.
Don't get hurt because there's no help.
We have a $2 trillion economy.
And if you get fucking hurt or sick or a loved one, they're going to wait longer than ever in history.
Longer than ever in history.
I wonder, I mean, if only there was a simple, a small, tiny thing that could be done.
Could remedy this in some instantaneous manner almost.
I misplaced my own fucking video now.
Stalling for time, stalling for time.
What could we do?
We need more teeth.
We need the books.
We can't get the books.
Yeah, we need those restaurants, guys.
They have to go back.
So it's expensive.
All right, now that I've got your attention.
It costs a lot.
Okay.
It's very expensive.
So directly linked to the fucking, just a second ago, how there's like, oh, we can't give you medicine because we don't have any because we're broke.
Right.
Keep that thought.
Now, now, I know this is hard, guys.
These fucking goblin motherfuckers.
Stay with me.
Fucking stay with me.
No medicine.
Remember?
No money.
We are poor.
Oh, damn.
If only we had more money for healthcare.
Okay.
Now.
Oh, wait, wait a minute.
We're being made poor by high immigration?
Oh, wait.
Now, now, now.
Think.
Don't lose it.
Keep these two tiny child-sized balls in your hands.
Don't drop them.
Think hard now.
Think.
What could we do?
Well, look for another story while you think about it.
Oh, look.
Totally unrelated.
Did you know the Netherlands spent $400 billion on migrants since 1995?
$400 billion?
How many hospitals fully staffed and equipped with the latest technology and cutting-edge life-saving technology that could save you, your friends, your family, your children?
How many universities?
How many doctors?
How many professionals, world-renowned people could we attract and Buy and hire and afford to fund and research.
How much would 400 fucking billion dollars buy?
Oh, I bet it's a couple.
I bet it's a little bit.
How much are we spending?
A lot.
Everyone's spending a lot.
The United States, it's going to cost them $500 billion this year.
Yeah.
The mass migration in the United States.
$500 billion.
Hey, do we have to ask the Americans, hey, you guys didn't want that, did you?
Did you want that money?
Aren't you so much happier?
Because now that you're broke and your hospitals don't work.
Oh, shit.
Close the window.
I didn't want to.
I mean, look at this.
This is a real story from the National Post today.
I'm not even going to click it because I don't think there's a point.
Am I going to die?
Story of a couple who fled to the United States after long waits, misdiagnosis in Canada.
You literally, you're rolling the dice.
If you get sick, there's anything wrong with you in Canada.
It's like fucking fingers crossed, buddy.
Hopefully you get somebody that knows what they're doing.
And if that wasn't enough, maybe we just need to show you the benefits of the diversity.
Maybe you're not really getting what...
It's great.
Oh, look.
Look.
Another white child being beaten to death by a group of non-white children.
Isn't that crazy how that just keeps happening every fucking day?
And how every single stream, even amongst me and the other guys, have different and new videos of this almost literally daily.
Isn't that crazy?
That's probably, that's what hundreds of billions of dollars is buying you.
So this is just an all-around, I mean, this is investing, guys.
I wonder how much Ireland is spending.
You know, all the hotels and everything are full.
And, oh, look, it's no sound, but here's a boy being attacked by, you know, a bunch of black kids in the bathroom.
Oh, kick, punched.
Oh, there's, it's great.
It's great.
So this is Ireland, right?
So, or is this the black Irish that we've heard so much about?
Or is this just some guy from Congo who's like getting in on the fun?
And then his sister allegedly comes in and they're like, oh, damn, bitch.
She's the only one.
And then she gets beat up, too.
So, you know, it's a good time.
Let's go out there.
Oh, and one more thing.
Do you know that $150 million misappropriated by the government?
Just for one example, how many of these are there?
The SCTC board, executives, and senior management must be held accountable on a $1 billion slush fund the government has, and it's just throwing money around the toxic senior management team that has victimized countless employees.
And the federal government must also be held accountable for its embarrassing lack of oversight that's allowed these problems to persist.
See, there's the problem right there, dude.
Anonymous whistleblower guy who they definitely know who you are.
Isn't this hilarious?
Imagine if you were that guy's immediate boss and he's ratting you out.
Gee, who do I know with what looks like dark facial hair, very bright blonde hair parted down the center, white guy who has that exact tie that he wore to work this morning?
Give it a break.
They're setting you up to die, dude.
Fucking run.
What were you thinking?
You're going to blow the whistle on the government so you're like, hey, government, stop stealing, but I'm also a whistleblower.
Yeah, you're fucked.
No, they did to me.
If I had them dead to rights on a billion dollars, I'd be lucky to get in front of the camera.
This is good stuff.
And it's egregious cover-up of the truth that occurred.
All right, that's what it is.
It's like, oh, I can't believe this.
Like it was a mistake.
Of taxpayer money and the gross misconduct that's been perpetrated by the toxic senior management team The gross misconduct.
It's not gross misconduct.
I've been saying it.
They're just stealing.
It's just crime.
Everything else is just dressing.
It's just frosting.
This is just decorative leaf petals.
It's not real.
What is it?
It's a cake of thievery.
I'm dumb.
Nom nom nom nom nom.
We're going to be hungry this year, children.
We've got no money to buy anything at the grocery store because our value's been devalued.
The dollar's not worth shit.
And I can't afford anything.
At least the cops got the pool paid for.
Paid for the pool.
Paid for the pool.
Paid for my pool.
Yeah, it's going to be hilarious when there's like 10 million people who are facing homelessness and destitution.
Worse scale than the fucking Great Depression.
Paid for the pool!
Paid for my pool.
I wonder if they live near you, buddy.
Oh, how's the numbers?
How many cops you got on the force?
What's your morale like?
How's it going over there?
How's it going over there?
Paid for my pool.
We're just headed straight off a cliff, man.
Everybody knows it.
And he's not wrong.
This is the biggest podcast in the world.
Has no problem saying it.
Nobody in the world disagrees with it.
Joe Rogan said this about Canada on Thursday.
You live in the frozen communist shit home of Canada.
Yeah, yeah.
What they've done.
Yeah, it's not funny.
They're killing people.
Literally.
Up there.
What they did with the trucker rally and what Trudeau's doing with guns and what's happening.
Yeah, more on that later.
They're trying to clamp down on censorship on the internet.
That guy can eat sh ⁇ .
That place needs 100% an overhaul of government.
They're sliding down.
And by 100% of government, I mean everybody in the building, like every single, like down to the fucking janitor.
Not a joke.
Well, maybe he can stay.
Earl can stay.
He's been the janitor there.
Imagine being the guy that has to clean up the shit of these people.
Oh my God.
I can't do that to Earl.
The least I can do is let him keep his job.
That's fucking horrible.
I can't even believe I thought that.
All right.
I got a little bit ruthless, guys.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that to Earl.
Everybody but Earl, get the fuck out.
But I'm the official opposite, especially you.
Especially you.
Down that dangerous road of communism that scares the shit out of me.
Incredible.
Millions of people around the world heard Joe Rogan say that.
Probably one of the most powerful broadcasters of our time.
He's saying that about Canada.
And yet there's radio silence from the Canadian legacy media over there.
Because they are the Canadian government, Harrison.
That's why.
They bought them.
They willingly signed up in blood to do whatever the fuck they were told.
And as a result, hey, you know what's awesome?
Millions of people die sometimes.
Maybe you next.
Maybe me next.
Who knows?
They're so fond of killing now that they've got a taste for it, see?
Do I need to spell this out for people?
They have a taste for killing, meaning the government has, this is unequivocally true, flexed its fucking, used its power to kill Canadian citizens.
And they liked it.
And then when they got in trouble for doing it, they fucking cracked out even harder.
And now you don't have any guns with the people that have a taste for killing.
Isn't that great?
Isn't that great?
Here's some other wonderful things to do.
They will just lie.
They'll just get up there and just bullshit like a stand-up act.
Like just a shitty fucking, I don't know, Jeff Foxworthy routine.
And just laha.
Knowing they're full of shit and that they're enabling pretty much unspeakable levels of slaughter for no reason except for them to make money and for the bullshit to perpetuate.
They're evil, dude.
Watch this.
Listen to this.
The Conservative Party of Canada is throwing Ukraine under the Russian bus to score cheap political points with their MAGA base.
As you try to score a political base on the backs of, I don't know, a million dead people that you totally enabled and, you know, continue.
You sent people to their deaths.
People that had, like, we sent them a pile of tanks, for example.
Artillery guns, all kinds of things.
You're going to need soldiers to use those weapons, aren't you?
Those soldiers are now dead using those weapons.
It's all destroyed.
Everything we gave them is gone.
We have no military anymore, by the way, guys.
It's totally broken and useless.
It's all gone.
We have no ammunition, you know?
The state of this place is...
You know what I mean?
I try to be like, it's so fucking crazy.
Like, you got to be the joker about it.
Because if you switch personalities and go, no, I'm going to be fucking Kevin Costner level serious about it the whole time.
You're going to eat a gun, dude.
You will.
This is a choice.
This is a survival mechanism.
I'm like, this is the most effective way to destroy these people.
It's through ruthless mockery.
Number one, it demoralizes them and the people watching and delegitimizes them in the eyes of other people.
Number two, it makes me laugh, which makes me happy, which keeps me fucking alive, and it keeps other people alive.
Let's go.
Fuck these clowns.
In fact, just today, Pierre Polyev referred to Ukraine.
Do you like how he's talking like a kindergarten teacher too?
Like he's telling you a story.
Today, the brave lion went out on an adventure class.
Isn't that amazing?
Ooh, who's excited?
Would you fucking die already?
Holy shit.
Ukraine as a faraway foreign land.
Well, more than a hundred years of Ukrainian Canadians building this country from the prairies to our cities would disagree.
The Conservative Party might turn its back on Ukraine, but we'll be there with whatever it takes for as long as it takes.
You don't have a military.
You sent countless people to pointless deaths.
You bankrupted us while we can't heal the sick of basic that people are dying on the floors of hospitals because we don't have any money.
And you have the audacity to get up there and talk like this.
Like you have any fuck, like you're not, like everything is on fire.
There might as well just be flames everywhere around them.
We're doing a great job.
People are falling their deaths.
How dare the conservatives use Ukraine as a political apparatus to get votes?
I'm the only one that can use Ukraine as a political apparatus to get votes.
Oh, man.
I could, I really feel like, because I love movies.
The good ones, like the art form of just real, I mean, clearly, I love, I get right into the art of storytelling is a whole fun, you know, I've always been into it.
My whole life I was used to make comic books when I was like a little kid because that's who they're for.
In the right hands, you could, using all real footage, all real tweet, everything just real life, just real life, make the most terrifying and chilling dystopian movie ever fucking made with just what we have going on right now.
You'd shit yourself.
You'd leave this place feeling sick and mortified and like, I understand now.
I fucking, that's how easy it would be.
And that's why certain people are, only certain people are allowed to talk.
They get to do all the framing and show you how everything is.
We're going to show you how to feel.
We'll make sure you guys feel and think all the right things about what's happening with the fire and all of that.
It's a good fire.
It's good fire.
It's helping fire.
It's a good fire.
No, fire bad.
Fire burn baby.
Hot water burn baby.
You know what I mean?
And then we're doing this back and forth struggle now.
While the sheep go, I'm really not sure who's in...
Do we need the sheep?
Like, do we have to save them?
Some of the dogs, some of the, I've been talking to, I've been barking to some of the other pups and, you know, do we need them, though?
Like.
Yes, George, we love the sheep.
Well, I'm just saying, man, it would be a lot easier if we didn't.
I really wish I fucking wanted them all to die, because then I'd be on the other team and I'd be fucking happy.
The end.
And that's the end of my story.
And that's how you know the difference.
If we hated everybody, we just fucking want them all to die and fucking murder.
I'd be on the other team.
And I'd be having a great fucking time.
So what does that say about us?
All right.
A lot of people probably should just fall off a boat though.
I do.
Packing lines is sin, Phillip.
Did you hear the song?
It's sin.
It's sin to pack lines, Phillip.
He loves it.
He loves it.
Listen.
The Indians fear this music.
Do you know why?
Do you know why?
This music for no reason at all just energizes white people with power.
From dead asleep.
I've witnessed it happen many times.
Can you wait?
Mama, can you wait?
I love that girl gang.
Guys are going down.
I don't think I want to.
Went out for wings, had one beer.
You know, like, I'm just going to go to bed.
And then out of nowhere.
Oh!
I have to drink everything now!
Oh!
Woo!
I'm going to punch my boss!
Marry this girl, cause she's waiting.
She's been waiting.
Oh, God, they've engaged right people, both.
The beaned man, cause he wants one.
Run away.
You know, you know, you got them.
Can you feel it?
Run away!
Run away!
Another great art.
There's a bunch of army stories today.
The old army drinking days.
That song came on one day.
And like, there were only like seven or eight of us sitting around.
And it was one of those nights where like, fuck.
And everything just turned on it.
We ended up going to Halifax and spending like $1,000.
Like, it was fucking from like, let's just go to sleep.
That song came on.
And one guy, like, woke up.
And immediately, he like, like, started ripping shit off the wall.
And we were just like, yeah.
Like, it made no sense.
Everyone just went crazy.
Started drinking rum out of the bottle.
Like, hey, we should go to CITE.
Like, it's Thursday.
It's Thursday night at 11 o'clock.
I'm scared of CITIC.
Casino.
It was mental.
And that was the Army Reserves.
I wish I could say it got better, but it didn't.
It didn't.
I was like 19. Oh, good role models, too.
I really did.
Chad Chisholm says, recently a family called for an ambulance in Dartmouth and they waited over three hours for an ambulance.
That's not bad.
That's only half as long as that old guy had to wait with his hip shattered.
He says, it came from Spring Hill.
Okay, that's like two and a half hours, three hours away.
So from people that don't know, it's the other side of the province.
Perhaps if we treat paramedics worse, more of them will work here.
I've wondered that.
See, I'm with Ian.
The ghost of Ian is with me now that I've ingested his soul and I've used it to, like I said before.
That's when you know mercy for these motherfuckers.
Like, his soul is now mine.
His family's going to sue me now.
Like, give me back a soul.
I'll be like, no.
Nope.
I ate it fair and square.
It's mine!
It's mine!
I like the carrot and stick approach.
Just like he said.
I think we should punish them.
I think we should punish them more.
Maybe force them to do more crazy stuff.
maybe lower their pay.
Maybe fire some more of them just so they know that we don't need any paramedics.
Like, we'll just let everybody die if we want.
Oh, yeah, that's another thing in Nova Scotia.
They literally had a contest to give away $1,000 if you had a good idea for how to get more paramedics and stuff.
And people were like, hire back the ones you fired.
And they were just like, yeah, we aren't taking those questions.
This is a closed.
It's not public anymore.
The submitted suggestions are private.
They're kept private.
And they're like, geez, we're...
I tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.
Like that Simpsons joke.
Yeah, that's right.
You could hire the nurses back, but they won't.
They're like, no, no, no, we need different nurses.
We need a better kind of nurse.
I'm serious.
That's who they're hiring.
Instead of the Canadian citizens, they brutalized, fucking tormented, tortured, fired, took their jobs away, ruined their lives, and sent them off to go die somewhere.
Because we, you know, it was more important to do other things.
Oh, gee, I don't know why they're mad.
Why are they all so upset?
Why is everybody so upset?
So angry for no reason.
Oh, yeah, for no reason.
For no reason.
Maybe I just give a shit.
You ever think of that?
That's possible.
I know you don't give a fuck about anyone else or anything else happening around you.
I actually do.
And this is what it looks like.
It makes me fucking mad as it would make you mad if somebody took away your little fucking toys or your iPod or whatever it is you masturbate to every hour.
Re!
Yeah, when you read.
Exactly, right?
This is me reading about important things, like people dying for no reason.
You fucking ignorant clowns.
Ah!
I don't know.
I don't know, Jet.
I don't know what we're going to do.
We're going to have to get fucking dog sled teams of like volunteer.
Is that what it's going to come to?
Are all the retired healthcare workers just going to have to do like pop-up dog sled clinics and they're just ah mash!
Like and they're giving medical treatment out in exchange for canned goods and food because they have no job and no one can afford like is that where we're going?
I guess.
Go, chat, go.
You're going to need to get some dogs.
You might as well get started out now.
Mash, mash, shh.
We've got to be in Cape Breton by sundown.
Dragging a guy on a sled.
Ah!
*laughter*
This is the...
When I was a kid, I thought the future was going to be flying cars.
No, it's fucking Chet Chisholm on a dog sled dragging my fucking...
Fell in the driveway and shattered his hip.
Can't fucking move.
He's dying.
He's got to take him to where the only other doctor we know is, and he's a Cape Breton, so he's being dragged across the countryside.
A dog sled!
Oh, did they change the national anthem already?
Oh, did they change the national anthem already?
Another news.
This place is fucked, boys.
Oh, not my wild.
I mean, it never ends.
I can't, there's nowhere I can look, you know?
Like, why is he picking all the hospitals?
Be happy that I am because I could look in any other direction and do just as much damage.
I could ruin just as many people's feelings by looking in any other fucking place, man.
Nigel says, I went to Surrey Memorial Hospital.
All right, we're sticking with them.
And watched two nurses try to talk to each other and fail because they both had heavy accents from different places.
Did you know?
He says, it's not fucking Tivvis.
If they fuck things up, it's not a bagel you're worried about.
Yeah, no kidding.
There was a script for Ghostbusters 3, like back when it would have been a legitimate Ghostbusters 3 written by Ackroyd and Ramos in like 95 or 96 or something like that.
And they sent it to Bill Murray and he shredded it.
He didn't even want to do the second one.
And he sent it back to them shredded.
That was hilarious.
Bill Murray's a legend.
He's like, he never calls us.
We can never get a hold of him.
I just mailed him a script.
I never heard from him for a year.
It came back.
He shredded it.
No comments, no notes, nothing.
Just shredded in pieces.
Fankman.
You know what I mean?
Oh, he'll always be Vankman.
Anyway, their version of hell in Ghostbusters 3, he called it Manhelton because they'd gone to a portal to hell and they're in a hell dimension now.
And everybody speaks all kinds of different languages and nobody can understand each other.
I'm dead serious.
Look it up.
That actually came true.
Yay!
And in the hospital.
And in the hospital.
Isn't that great?
That's amazing.
Oh, I love it.
We're doing good, kids.
You're doing great, kid.
T-Money says, oh, boy, I can't wait to sign another petition for the CCFR.
Aren't they just doing great jobs?
Or maybe buy another six gallons of box of wine for Tracy or a new camera for Rod to watch his wife game.
CCFR is fake and gay.
Yeah, as he said, your argument is fundamentally flawed.
You are doomed to fail.
You are going to a gunfight with a spoon.
No, we're not.
You're just a racist beggar.
And you don't know anything.
You're drunk right now.
No, I'm not.
And you're just a racist beggar.
How'd that work out for you?
No, you're not.
Okay, so you're just...
They're a political lobby.
They're busted.
Everybody knows, or they should know this.
And the people that don't know this are about to be looking at you in a real different way tomorrow morning after they hear this.
Believe that.
What have they done for you besides take your money?
Oh, and told you to vote conservative.
Have you noticed?
Oh, the damn libs!
Oh, friggin' libs.
Oh, you want your guns, don't you?
The damn Libs.
Oh, we gotta get that.
You better keep the money coming so we can get those.
We gotta keep our rights in the damn labs.
Where'd your guns go?
Oh, they're gone.
Manned, bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Oh, there's gonna be an appeal?
Yeah, it's not gonna matter.
You think these people fucking play fair at this point?
Technically, bro, you're gonna read it, bro.
Guns.
Like, this is one of the most important fundamental issues to having a free society.
This is like everything.
This is right under free speech.
That's why the Americans put it that way.
And we don't have free speech in Canada, guys.
We don't.
You can go to jail for saying the wrong things in this country.
There are people in jail for it right now.
Multiple people, actually.
Not two, not three, not four.
Keep going.
So, forget that.
And now it's like, oh, by the way, no more of this having rifles and stuff.
Yeah, it's all over.
Oh, good.
Oh, great.
Well, that was a fucking pretty awful hill to lose, boys.
Hey, how do you feel?
That's not, you know, Tracy and Rod, they didn't lose the fucking, oh, damn, they fucking piloted the dinghy into, oh, well, I mean, we can always, oh, we fucking, damn, we lost one of the fucking extra fuel canisters for the, oh, well, I mean, that sucks, but we can, oh.
We lost private firearm ownership.
Oh, fuck.
What?
Oh, yeah.
She's fucking gutted, boys.
Magazines, fucking anything with pins is prohibited forever.
Semi-yon-man got pistols and fuck gone.
Gone.
You got fucking smooth board duck guns.
Maybe if we let you.
Oh, shit.
Now the United Kingdom.
Congratulations.
We're Australia.
Good job, everybody.
Good job.
Good job.
You know why you failed?
The exact reason I told you you were going to fail?
Because you didn't argue the actual reason it's important.
You didn't tell the truth.
Only the truth can defeat lies.
Fuck!
Well, if I just, if I just make up a similar lie, no, no, only the truth can defeat lies.
And you decided to tiptoe around it.
Do I have that song?
That'd be funny.
I don't.
But I'm going to play it on YouTube.
Because it's kind of unsettling.
And this is really, this was the strategy that failed miserably.
For the Canadian gun lobby.
Tiptoe through the window, by the window, that is where all we'll be.
Cutting the sport shooting.
Play the plates.
Hunter's rights!
Oh!
Tick-tock!
By the garden!
By the garden!
But I'm allowed.
I like to do pistol competitions with fat and nerd guys.
Pretty compelling argument!
Is that a tank?
Did they bring a tank?
They're not allowed to bring a tank!
No, it says in the rules right here.
It says right here in the...
No, no, they can't, because they...
They fucking...
Good job.
You did it.
Good job.
*sniff*
Should have told the truth.
These people are dangerous.
All of them.
Everyone in the government right now is a dangerous potential, probably, high probability of being a psychopath.
They cannot be allowed to have a monopoly on violence.
They can't.
They already don't, and they're using violence against you.
They are trampling citizens in the streets.
They have armed thugs with machine guns barrel-stroking citizens in the head, round in the tube, safety off, dude.
Cavalry chargers through crowds of people.
You cannot let these people have a monopoly on violence.
They will kill people.
It is inevitable.
They will use their, if there is any more disagreements in this country, the next confrontation, I promise you, is going to be more violent.
People will die.
And it'll be from the government killing you.
I promise you.
Buckle up is right.
Maybe you should have raised that flag.
Maybe you should have lit those beacons of Gondor.
Maybe that would have got people off their ass.
Maybe that would have made people take notice.
But you didn't.
You tiptoed through the tulips and you said, I want to be able to shoot my paper plates.
Send men to do a men's job!
*Sigh*
In other news.
No, I need a drink of water, you know.
I'm just getting really sick of everybody.
How?
We're drowning in mediocrity and not even that.
Less than that.
Cowardice, fear, and go...
Drunk, soccer, liberal mom, douchebags, effeminate simp boys.
Like, we need more migrants on my...
Fedora-wearing tip strap.
You're just like...
Like bowling pins.
You just want to line them up and fuck them.
Hey, Mark!
Oh, that was, uh...
That was your attempts at having a point.
Just ashes in the wind.
A gun that'll not burn, but we wouldn't run.
No mercy, no quota, they'll pay for their sins.
Great song.
Now lower the cannons, the battle begins.
We waited together for cowards to come.
A gun that'll not burn, but we wouldn't run.
No mercy, no quota, they'll pay for their sins.
Now lower the cannons, the battle begins.
That's Timeline, actually.
Fuck them.
Wife to hell, but Lisa's a half-Ukrainian.
Oh, you're half-Ukrainian.
This motherfucker's killed a generation of young men.
Yep.
Blood on all their hands.
Shame.
Island Jason says, Everyone, some Nob Freak bourbon.
Enjoying some this sounds weird, dude enjoying some knob creek bourbon.
She's got legs and knows how to use them.
Are you sure it's a she?
It's called knob creek, Jason.
You're drinking something called knob creek.
She's got legs.
How much have you had?
Someone check on Jason.
I'm worried.
I don't, I'm not saying, I'm just saying, like, it's one of those things.
Like, did we leave the stove on?
Like, make sure you didn't.
That's all.
It's not a big deal.
Just make sure he didn't.
Make sure that's...
Hailbilly's wife says, Philip angry.
Was Philip angry when the man seized 11,000 kilograms of cocaine coming from South America?
No, that was the dummy cocaine.
He rerouted the tracking numbers.
That was the end.
That was the competitors that got seized, and his ended up getting through.
He set up his own to be captured, diverting the attention of the DEA to this massive shipment.
And then at the last second, swapped the shipping numbers with the enemy's cargo and sent them into the trap, leaving him free and clear.
No interference at all.
He made record profits.
And I know what you're thinking.
Oh, don't give away your secrets.
Now the competitors, they're going to...
Don't worry.
They're not going to be a problem.
Kira says my East Indian surgeon, oh boy, had to open up my guts twice in one week because he did a bad job.
50% survival rate?
Holy shit, woman.
I didn't know that.
Oh, my God.
I'm glad you're okay.
She says, I won't go too hard on him.
I have to go back for another in February.
Oh, my God.
A third one.
Same guy?
Are you allowed to ask for another one?
I don't think there should be need to be an explanation as to why, or is this all that's available?
Yeah, she says.
Oh.
Well, good thing people don't like to tell the truth.
This is where it gets you.
Right?
But I'm the bad guy.
Only telling the truth can solve these problems.
So it must be done.
I don't want to do it.
It has to be done, though.
Like I said earlier, I retweeted one of those videos.
These kids just get beat up in school.
Like, I don't want that for my kids.
I don't want my kids to have to have, like, fairly serious martial combat training just because it's now a world where you might get attacked in public because you're white.
That could happen.
It is happening.
That's something to worry about now as you get older.
And it's only going to get worse.
So let's see.
How many more years?
So you're probably outrunner.
That's probably enough time to train you up at least enough to fucking dummy a few people, you know?
I don't want that.
I don't, but we have to.
What am I going to do?
Send them out there fucking defenseless?
Oh, no.
Just trust the plan.
Just cross your fingers and hope you don't get suplexed into a fucking dumpster and paralyzed in school.
Because somebody read a fucking George, the latest George Floyd article from fucking Ian Vanderbilt.
Get boosted.
Great.
Yeah, we're doing this because we love it, because it's so much...
We love.
Damn bigots.
Oh, they're the worst, aren't they?
Trying to defend their children and fucking not be killed.
Awful.
Trying to have jobs.
Ew.
King Mahabuli.
I'm glad you're here.
Times are dark, sir.
I don't assume you come bearing gifts.
You know?
Oh, crap.
I'm sorry.
I didn't.
He actually left the room.
Is he coming back?
Oh, there he is.
Mr. Mahabuli.
He says he's a benevolent and merciful king.
Well, he says so.
This is why when the prime minister asked me if I wanted my statue to replace the war memorial, I said no.
Instead, my statue will stand with its arms embracing it.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Make a speech bubble above the statue that says, show Bobs and Vajin.
That would be the perfect.
That would be a great.
At least when American tourists come to Ottawa, they go, wait, what the?
Oh, I see what's going on here.
They would get it really fast.
They would be like, oh, oh, fuck.
Okay.
All right.
It's one of these places.
It's one of these countries.
Just like ours.
Yay.
Just like every European country.
Isn't that crazy weird?
What are the odds?
Zaynal says small CNC mill and lathe plus 3D printer means gun laws are now obsolete.
Well, I mean, the laws are the laws and they can make whatever.
People are going to do it.
People are doing it.
There's a whole giant industry of it now.
The black market gun and it's huge.
It's fucking massive, dude.
There are 3D prints and shit.
There's, I mean, count, I don't, However many guns the government thinks are in the country, I'd go ahead and quadruple that.
We think there's probably 20 million firearms.
Okay, there's 100 million firearms, guys.
Oh, what could Canada ever do?
There's no, no, there's no guns here.
There's no guns on this continent, guy.
The fucking native gangs and the HA and everybody, they're all fucking.
Well, I mean, no, the HA would never do that.
But the native Gangs definitely have machine guns.
And so does like MS-13, and so do all the Chinese gangs in Vancouver, and so does all the other gangs.
Like, literally, everybody is armed to the teeth that wants to be.
They've also experienced a significant boom in resources from the drug trade over the last three years.
Great job, government.
Thank you for that.
And yeah, illegal arms have been flooding into this country like fucking, you know, like it's the invention of the automobile, actually.
So, you know, prices haven't really dipped yet.
But I mean, eventually you're going to hit market saturation and then, you know, they're just not worth as much.
But I'm sure you're fucking, you know.
Oh, you made it illegal, did you?
Did you make it illegal like murder?
Oh, okay.
I guess nobody will ever do it then.
Oh, well.
You should make it illegal, like drugs.
You should make it illegal like stealing.
Like being a corrupt politician should be illegal.
Yeah, you should do that.
That'll totally be enforced.
People will definitely avoid that.
They'll just go, oh, boop.
Feather not dot, what's up, sir?
He says, welcome to the jungle.
Gets worse here every day.
Yeah.
Yeah, my roommate actually, another war story.
Not really, but he was singing that one day.
But in like a kind of a dark way.
He wasn't like having fun.
Welcome to the jungle.
Gets worse here every day.
You know, we were just like, yep.
Yeah.
Appreciate it.
He says, all you do, especially the white half of me.
Historical fact, governments kill.
Yes, they do.
Especially governments filled with weak men and weak people, which is what we have.
They are the most dangerous people in the world.
Weak people with power, especially when they become frightened.
Can you fucking imagine?
Look what they did in Ottawa.
That's why they did it, guys.
They are weak people that have lots of power.
That is insanely dangerous.
And now no one has any guns.
Now they're going to confiscate.
Isn't that great?
Oh, who has all the guns in control of violence now?
Oh, the weak, scared, weasel, thieving, maniac, tyrannical people.
Oh, good.
Good, this is going to work.
This is going to be fine.
He says the worst part, people are paying taxes.
Yeah, way too many.
Way too many.
Did you know they built an entire vaccine factory for no reason?
I think they just did it.
$323 million.
Never did anything.
Never made anything.
Just, hey, here, have $323 million to a vaccine facility in Quebec that never got built and never did anything.
Just have it.
Just have it.
Just have.
$323 million.
Just have that.
I mean, who cares, right?
It's a big deal.
Who cares?
Did you know they spent $5 billion just this year?
Just this year?
$5 billion?
$600 billion went to the Clinton Foundation.
That's good.
And they want to point out that they say Hamas, but this would be to the Palestinian Authority and, you know, $351 million.
Pakistan, you know, why not?
Why shouldn't Pakistan have $2 billion?
Why shouldn't they?
Why should Canadian seniors and why should our children have hospitals when Pakistan can have $2 billion?
I mean, obviously, right?
Libya, oh, they should have a billion and a half.
Yeah.
Egypt's going to get $400 million.
Mexico's going to get Mexico, where Canadians now go to get health care because it's superior to the health care in Canada.
That's not a joke.
Rich people that I know prefer, they go to like clinics and there's certain, like, world, in Mexico.
Mexico is where you go to get health care now, not Canada.
Oh, we gave them $622 million.
You know what they probably did with that?
They probably built hospitals with it.
Russia, $380 million.
Why not?
Haiti, one and a half billion.
What would we do without Haiti?
You know what I mean?
We obviously need the contributions of the fucking Haitians.
Have a billion dollars.
Have $2 billion.
Who cares?
Just this year.
We'll get you more next year.
Jordan, why not?
$463 million.
Kenya, you've got fast people that run.
Have almost a billion dollars.
Have $816 million.
Hey, Sudan.
Hey, how's the genocide going?
Did you wipe out all the South Sudanese yet?
Because you were at like, I mean, remember when I was in the military, you had reached millions of dead.
I remember that.
Half a million and then a million.
I remember that.
That was 2011 or 12. So anyway, here's have $870 million.
Nigeria, you have half a million.
Uganda, Congo, Ethiopia, Senegal, South Africa, Mozambique, Zambia, Kazakhstan, Iraq, Tanzania.
Oh, and cash donations, by the way, cash aid.
Just dollars, not equipment.
Like, yeah, they're building wells, you man.
No, we just gave them cash.
We gave corrupt warlords.
Look at this list.
This is a crime syndicate.
I guarantee.
Who do you think they're sending money to?
They're friends, you idiot.
Cash.
Oh, here, have some cash.
Have some untraceable cash dollars.
Hopefully you spend it on wells and hospitals.
Hopefully you don't embezzle it.
Hopefully you don't steal most of it and give it to your friends and buy bigger pools.
Hopefully you don't do that.
No way.
Just give it all away, Canada.
Work for fucking free, you slaves.
Work for fucking free.
Oh, and by the way, maybe we should fight a war here.
You know, Dana White has a fun opinion on this, and I like it.
I like it.
I think more people need to hear it, and it's exactly the same opinion that I have.
That's why I like it.
I like how you think, Dana White.
Just like me.
War right now.
Are you confident in this generation that we have right now?
No.
That these guys are going to go out and storm some beach somewhere.
There's a small handful of people, most of them probably down around the Bible Belt and down south.
Yes.
That'll actually stand up and fight this country right now.
It's scary.
Yep.
Khabib's crew in Dagestan could probably come in and take over this country right now.
They could use generation to such a bunch of different mentality.
We're getting soft.
We're getting weak.
Every 10 years, we get softer and weaker.
I don't think they could take America, but yeah, Khabib and Dagestanis could easily take over Canada.
Look, some guys honked a horn.
There was a bouncy castle.
A guy took his shirt off.
He had a cigarette.
They fucking freaked out.
It was nearly it.
They sent SWAT teams everywhere.
Khabib will just triangle choke somebody.
Another Kazakhstani guy will throw a chair.
one of them will take his shirt off and do something terrifying and we'll just surrender immediately.
It won't even be hard, guys.
Khabib will have had harder fights in the Octagon than it would be to conquer all of Canada in an afternoon.
No question.
No question.
Say hello to your fucking, your new, your new king and his new fucking standards.
There, Habib's prime minister.
He just wrestled a bear and be like, you want to fight now?
Like, no, no one's fighting you, Khabib.
I take all chairs.
All chairs belong to Habib.
What is he saying?
He's saying he's taking all the power in the building and making it his own.
Khabib is now king, yes?
Say yes.
Say yes.
Uh-oh, yes.
Good.
It's good you understand.
New arrangement.
Because if you don't, Khabib will kill you.
What does he mean by killing?
He means kill.
He'll literally kill you.
He'll just come back.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
He's coming.
Is there a problem?
I see her hush-hush talking back and forth like this, and Khabib is talking, yes?
You know Khabib is talking?
Or you have little green seats cute.
I like that.
Hey, hey, shh, it's okay.
Oh, you have soft skin.
You have such soft skin.
Maybe Hebib, make a chair out of your fucking face.
You like that?
You don't like that?
Sit down and be quiet.
Hebib is king now.
As I was saying, as new king.
Every one of us would be like, I like this guy.
He's getting things done, man.
It's just fucking buildings are growing up.
It's fucking wild.
I went to the drive-thru seven times in a row.
Nobody made a fucking mistake.
Not once.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Who thought Habib hurt Nurgumir?
Nerma Gamir.
Who could have thought Habib would save Canada just simply because he thought it would be fun to bully an entire country into doing what he wanted to do?
Because it was so remarkably easy.
And the best part is, he didn't even leave Dagestan.
He did it all over Zoom.
He streamed it.
He conquered Canada by streaming.
So in that case, I can easily do the fucking same.
I was in the army.
If Khabib can do it, I can do it.
They're clearly very upset already.
How to put him in jail.
He's going to take over the country.
You see, their psyche is wobbly already.
There's chips in the air.
They're starting to lose it.
We're going to get him, guys.
He's going to hang in there.
Soon, it'll all be ours.
Habib is nooking.
The real Bret Hart of Dagalon, my favorite, the fake one is just, he's not very good.
He's fat, you know.
Doesn't look anything like him.
Says, I don't know if anyone else here has tried a carnivore diet.
It's popular.
I know people that have done it.
It's a legit thing.
It's hard to do.
I've tried to do it, but I'm just like, I'm not, I don't need to do it that badly.
That I'm willing to suffer how difficult it is to just hardly ever eat carbohydrates.
I think my blood type.
No, no, you know.
But yeah, it's good.
It's very good.
You'll be very lean.
You'll have a lot of energy.
Try it.
No hard.
I know it's sad.
Oh, you go, you're crazy?
Maybe I am.
No, no.
No, right.
Remember how we said earlier?
Remember how I was saying earlier where like everything they teach you when you're like seven years old?
Oh, that's definitely 100% true.
And it's not meant to just.
You'll die if you don't eat a tomato.
No, you won't.
No, you won't.
Hey, Kenny, that's so toxic.
Chocolate milk is good after our work.
Shut up.
Stop talking.
Everything is wrong.
Nope.
No.
Stop.
Stop it.
All right.
He says, I feel sharper, more energetic.
Oh, he says, I'm two weeks in.
Well, there we go.
He says, I feel sharper, more energetic, and I'm more pumped to work out.
Yeah, I never made it that far.
I made it like, I don't know, more eight days, five days.
I was going to eat my hands.
I was like, I fucking need car.
It was crazy.
I felt like a drug addict.
I was like, maybe that's what it's like.
It was crazy.
It was like, it was, it was pain.
It was like a psychological pain that was insane.
I went three days with no food.
That was easier for some reason.
In the Army, we did it.
Three days, no food.
And that was easier to do than not having carbs for five days.
I fucking, I became a crazy person.
So having a nervous breakdown.
I think I went and ate a whole pizza in like six minutes.
And I just slot down like, oh, thank God.
You know, prey food is for prey.
Spinny says, well, fucking like you've never eaten a cupcake.
Come on, man.
Besides, steaks are, I mean, steaks are good.
You know, it's good for you.
He says, more energetic, excited to work out.
No wonder they've want to flood the market with lab meat.
Yeah, well, they want to, dude, they're trying to take control of the food.
They're communists.
It's the same method.
It's always the same.
This is the carbon.
Remember the carbon neutral tax wasn't going to cost anybody anything?
I remember getting in arguments with that people fucking eight years ago.
It's not a tax.
It's a price on carbon.
Remember that?
They've given that up now.
Now there's, ah, the carbon tax.
Fuck it.
Everybody knows it's a tax.
It's revenue neutral.
Unless you're a farmer trying to run a business, then it's $16,050.13.
Extra bill on your expenses running your operation.
Yeah.
Extra that you didn't have to pay last year.
Is that too much?
Is that too much money?
Ah, fuck them.
They're only the people that feed us.
They're only the cattle farmers.
They're only the wheat farmer, the canola farmer.
They're only the people that make the food.
I mean, who really cares if the people that make the food go into business?
Does anybody even really care?
I mean, we can just go to Uber, Dad, eat DoorD.
We'll just order.
We'll just go to the Pizza store.
I'll just get delivery.
Who fucking cares?
Yep.
Shhood out there.
Jenstein says another explosive stream, sir.
Not sure if I approve of the new start time.
We'll get back to you on that.
Yeah, you're way out West, eh?
Yeah, last time he was like, where's Jenstein?
I was like, oh, we can.
Because he's a vampire, man.
He's not up that early.
The sun's still up at this hour.
That's why I did it.
I'm trying to get some time in before he floats in through the window.
Starts creeping everybody out with his blood farm, you know?
Look at the picture of him.
He doesn't like that.
He likes to, you know, he likes to be dark.
It is that time of year, though, so it's getting darker earlier, at least.
Spinny's got a conspiracy.
Jeremy is Jenstein.
I'm paying myself and then bleeding 15% of every super chat for no reason.
It's a very expensive scam for me, which isn't as I'm just losing money to confuse Jake Spinney.
I might do that.
That is something I would do.
So I don't know.
I'm not going to confirm or deny anything.
Amber Button says a coworker of mine brought over his son from California.
So basically a bitch.
Oh, boy.
One of those.
And I've shoved your podcast down his little throat so hard.
Oh, my gee, Amber, this is sexual assault.
Listening to it at work during the day to try to catch him up on how fucked Canada currently is.
Either way, cheers, bigots, and Merry Christmas.
Oh, my God.
She says Merry fucking Christmas, which is like, she's having one of those days.
Oh, she's back.
She says, won't listen to this until later tomorrow because of working on the farm, but keep up the good work.
Do you have a carbon tax?
Is that your bill?
$16,000?
Watching people I warned about the vacc suddenly understand they are fucked is brutal, but it's nice to listen to some insane sanity once in a while.
It's fucking horrible, dude.
I can't.
You know, I sympathize for them.
It's scary.
I would be, you know, it's worrying.
I don't think it's like you're not definitely going to die or anything, but fuck, man.
Like, it's just like, you know, what could happen?
Literally unknown.
Yeah.
Look, it's a fucking, this is where we're at.
This is the situation we're in.
And there's no, you know, hiding from it doesn't help anyone.
You know, and there's people that are, you know, maybe you've made friends of some of them.
They didn't know.
Maybe they'll need your support someday, you know?
Could happen to you.
It's the most sophisticated and powerful brainwashing tool that's ever been created.
It's literally a mind capture system that is everywhere.
It's on the radio, it's on television, it's in popular culture, it's in your music, your TV shows, your video games.
That's another thing that young guys should know.
You know how much money the CIA spends on movies and TV shows?
You know how heavy a grip they have over that industry?
Like, it's basically an arm of the government.
Did you know that?
It's true.
Do you think that when you watch a movie for what, howl, two hours?
A TV show for an hour and two hours?
How long do you sit there playing these video games at a stretch?
Five, six, eight hours all day?
Days on end?
Right.
What do you think's getting slipped in there?
What do you think's getting slipped in there?
You ever think about that?
You should.
I watched it happen.
I watched it change.
I watched the whole industry go from like a really cool and fun creative, like you never knew what was going to come out.
The video games that people were creating were just like fucking, it was like candyland up until about the early 2000s, mid-2000s, and then everything started to get like TV, like movies, very formulaic.
A lot of rehashes of the same ideas, same things.
Then they started getting political around 2010.
Then there started being, and now it's the same as everything else.
It's full-blown social justice woke communist nonsense in everything.
And young men, especially, are ingesting this completely oblivious that they're being indoctrinated.
They have no, this is how it works.
You have no previous experience with a thing.
Let's say, oh, I don't know, someone of another culture or background.
You've never met one, never seen one.
Well, don't worry.
The friendly producers at your favorite production studio are going to make sure that you have the correct interpretation.
And it does come with a side of fries that tastes like you're a piece of shit white person, okay?
All right.
You didn't know that before.
Now you do.
Now your worldview has been fundamentally changed.
If you haven't been briefed on this ahead of time, you will just simply internalize this information, and it now becomes a new piece of the puzzle in the mosaic of how you see the world, which is entirely fucking bullshit.
I know this because I had that worldview.
I had to rip all the puzzle pieces down because it didn't make any sense.
And the more I looked at it, the crazier I felt.
A lot of people just choose not to look at it because it's too overwhelming.
Once again, what are you doing here?
How long do you have here?
How long do any of us have here?
And you're going to spend it doing that.
Pretending.
Like, I can't even do it anymore.
I can do it for like an hour or two hours, and then I remember this is a fucking stupid waste of time.
You know, it's just an un.
It's like you're pretending, you're playing make-believe like a child.
You're a grown man, or you want to be.
What are you, 18, 19, 20?
You're spending all day playing children's.
You're being a child.
Like, this is what we used to do when I was like nine years old with like toys and playing elaborate scenarios.
I would have played war video games if we'd had them.
That's way better.
It's a better version of the same shit I was doing as a kid, except I was actually using my hands, and it's probably a lot more better for your brain.
A lot more better.
Maybe I did damage.
Probably a lot better for your cognitive development.
See, there you go.
Than it is all the blinking lights and flashing dopamine hits that are doing God knows what to young developing minds.
Like, I can't, this shit they have now is like crack cocaine to what I used when I was a kid.
When I used.
When I was using Doom in 1993, man, I was using fucking every day.
I was using fucking day and night.
I was staying up on a...
Fuck.
You know?
It's like pixelated, like, you know.
And even then, it was like kind of intimidating.
It was like, oh my God, like, this is crazy.
I remember playing it like eight, nine years old.
Like, Doom 1. Parents were like horrified.
Like, don't let them play that.
My friends were like, don't fucking.
We had to go over to a friend's house whose parents just were like, whatever, do whatever you want.
Everybody else's parents are like, no, God, absolutely not.
Shooting fucking pixelated monsters.
Now it's like full metal jake fucking chainsaws through the face.
It's insane what they have now.
Don't give that to an eight-year-old.
Hey, little kid, you want crack cocaine?
Life bot.
Goodbye.
Jeez, man.
Like some of the kids, it's wild.
It's like ripping crack pipe out of somebody's hands.
Like, nah.
I don't know.
You got to manage that shit.
They're out there.
They're out there trying to get you.
Trying to get you.
You know?
My kids play video games sometimes, but you know, we manage it.
But I'm still there, like, over his shoulder, like, he's playing, I don't know, Zelda or something.
I'm just like, I'm just making sure nobody fucking comes out of there and turns trans or something.
There's no fucking weird gay dildo collecting task.
I don't know.
I'm just, just, you know, you're fine.
You're fine.
I'm just keeping an eye on things.
That's all.
If it's something I've never played before or never heard of, I'm like, what are you playing here?
What is this?
Huh?
Okay.
Who made this?
Yeah, okay.
They're not bad.
This is probably okay.
They're not a bad studio.
This is probably okay.
That's like, what are you watching, son?
Tucker Carlson.
Oh, that's.
Yeah, that's not too bad.
That's all right.
He can, yeah.
There's worse.
There's way worse things out there than Tucker Carlson.
What are you watching, son?
Anderson Cooper!
Oh, no.
I lost my sounds.
Are they gone forever?
Oh, no, they're not.
They're not.
I fixed it.
I don't know why it was closed.
As I was saying, oh, no, son, what are you watching?
Anderson Cooper.
Way to ruin the joke.
Like, there's worse.
There's worse things that can happen.
King Mahabuli says, serious question.
Can we have a weekly interactive hour for all the Jeets, Jews, and Antifa trolls to get verbally and intellectually annihilated?
Isn't that every hour?
Yesterday's stream with Ferry was highly entertaining.
I can only stick around for a few minutes, but yeah, they went off for a while.
There are some interesting things they discovered that I did not previously know.
And the thing with Derek is, Derek's kind of like assassin-minded, where if you attack him and you don't kill him, he's not going to get you right away.
He's going to study your entire life first, find out what your soft spot is, and then mercilessly stab you in it until you delete your fucking entire social media profile.
He's done it before.
So he's like, the Indians are making fun of it.
So he's like, oh, yeah.
And it's frightening.
Suspended on all platforms for now.
He has to take a timeout, but he's going to be really mad when he gets back.
It's not going to be.
App Reception says $5 for your Danish grandmother's accent.
Oh, I can't.
Does it aches?
I can't do my grandmother's accent.
She does have one.
Oh, God.
Yeah, she does.
Yeah, she definitely does.
And she's always cranky.
Like, where do you think I get it from?
Oh, 100%.
So we like, there'll be just people talking.
I've seen her do this.
She'll just tell you.
She's just blunt.
She doesn't give a fuck.
I think she's always been like that.
Typical, you know.
Moved here in 47 or something like that.
Beautiful blonde woman.
Really blunt.
And she'll be doing stuff.
There'll be people talking.
But it's the kind of situation where there'll be kind of a party or a family gathering and there's maybe some other people in the family that are like, you know, and they're just talking about something really dumb and woke or something.
And she'll just, you can see her behind her and you'll make eye contact.
She'll make eye contact with you and be like, God, fuck me.
And then just slam a whole wine and then go looking for the box.
Like.
Oh.
Grammy, that's rude.
Don't say that.
Oh, of course it's rude.
I'm a Viking.
It's not food if it's true.
I agree.
I agree with Grammy.
He says $5 for the accent.
You're seriously talented at Impressions trying to catch up.
Thanks to the new start time.
We need Jenstein back for the next call-in show.
No call-in.
I'm scared of him.
I don't know what he's out up his sleeves.
I don't know what he's up to, man.
He's a weird guy.
Trev M says, love the show.
Two years overdue.
Two years?
What does that mean?
Oh, you've been listening for two years?
Fuck, man.
Thank you very much.
That's cool.
I met a guy at the gym today.
He's like, hey, this is always fun.
It's never gone badly yet, but I'm always prepared.
I'm at the gym with my fucking hat on.
I'm just warming up.
I did my warm-up, sat on the bench.
Fucking dude's like 6'4, 225, early 40s, big scar on his lip.
Hey, are you Jeremy McKenzie?
I stand up.
Yep.
I just could go your way.
And he's like, hey, man.
Oh, good, good.
Hey, how you doing?
You know, it's fun meeting people, usually.
Jewish Bigots says, I got to be up for 3 a.m.
for work, so I'll catch this on my two-hour drive in, but let Philip know everything went as planned.
Oh, the cartels, yeah, they're all slaughtered.
I told everybody.
Some worthless blemflarbs for the paperwork?
What the fuck does that mean?
Keep off, Larry.
Yeah, he's trying to get it.
He's right up there.
He watches me.
He's right on top of the computer and just stares at me.
It's very unsettling.
Renunciate says, thanks for the show.
You're welcome.
It's just me having a nervous breakdown.
It's really, you know, I just thought, hey, I'm a pretty, I think I'm an entertaining lunatic.
I bet people would like to watch me lose my fucking mind.
And in the Army, they did.
They were like, dude, when you lose your mind, I really enjoy it.
I like watching you go fucking mental over everything.
I'm like, okay.
They're like, you should do this for money.
And I'm like, maybe I will.
And I did.
And now I do.
So here we are.
This is all Joe's fault.
And my father.
Druid S-157 says, are we using the gun buyback to equip the CAF?
Perhaps.
They might.
Don't count that out.
They definitely would.
If they confiscated a pile of guns or people were stupid enough to turn them in, they would definitely sell them to the Ukraine.
Absolutely they would.
Because guns are bad, you know?
It just, you know, it's so stupid.
The whole thing is ridiculous.
Darth Wizzy says, in Rod they trusted.
Yeah, that was a mistake.
You don't have the guts to tell the truth.
You cannot win.
Chucky's Extremist Circus says, we need a Narsil sword to summon the Army of the Dead to destroy the Glomohobo Goblin Army at the gates of Gondor.
At the gates of Gondor?
They've come this far.
Zayo Bubba says, if the V keeps doing its job, we won't need that many nurses anyway.
Problem solved.
That's fucking dark, but there is a 135% increase in death.
So, you know, not uncalled for.
Simone de Biguet says Canada needs a guy like Dick69 to run.
Our local conservative MPP calls them cookie, calls them cookies gingerbread people.
What?
Todd Smith is a fut guppy donut.
Oh, probably it's fat, guppy donut.
I don't know who that is, but Simone de Biguet does not like him.
Sounds like a government person.
I don't like him either.
I don't like you either.
He doesn't like you.
I don't like you either.
What movie?
Stomper says, don't go to the hospital.
It's full of sick people.
Yeah, avoid it at all costs.
Unless you're like dying, literally dying or so grievously injured that it's like, I need surgery.
I need a doctor.
There's no way I can get away with it.
Like, I just need stitches.
I'd be like, I might do this myself at this point.
That's where I'm at.
All right.
What are we doing?
Yeah, it didn't take long.
Everybody knows that movie.
I know this movie.
Star Wars.
He's in the bar.
Hailbilly says, when it can go either way, meeting new people, just got to have a great left hook.
Yeah.
You got to have a great something.
I will never tell my secrets.
JB says when Rick collapses the whole government by switching the blemflarbs worth from one to zero.
All right, Rick and Morty.
I thought that.
I was like, blemflarb.
That sounds like a Rick and Morty joke.
It is.
Good job, Brain.
Good job.
You remember things.
That's good.
It's good that you recall information from earlier.
That means we're still partially functional, which will be required every day for another probably 35 years, hopefully, at least.
Oh, well, what else is going on?
What else is horrible?
Hmm.
Right, right.
Call that that.
Oh, one more.
Two more.
Three.
Oh, God.
Hill Billy says, you know, the rope, burlap rope, solves problems.
It can.
It's a very useful tool to do things with.
Zaynel says, don't take your kids to the hospital.
They will misdiagnose and kill your kid.
It's fucking scary, dude.
People are literally afraid to take their children to hospitals, and I don't blame them.
What?
Someone's posing as me.
This is a lie.
He says, first off, you're welcome for my service.
Never.
Secondly, I was thinking Harley Davidson, Harley's, and David's son, HD fans, are subconsciously all about Slava Israel.
What?
David's son.
I don't think so.
I think that's a stretch.
Oh, he's got Israeli funny.
Hail Billy says, my dad used to sew me up with fishing lines.
See, that's hardcore.
That's a confident dad.
Come here, boy.
I'll fucking stitch it back together.
When my son was three, he caught his lip and needed his stitch and was like, I'm not doing it, you know?
I'll fucking, I'm not, no.
The doctor seemed highly capable.
It wasn't like today where it's like, I might have to do this myself or else this could, they'll just go, whoops, it went right in his eye.
Like, how did you fuck this up?
Oh, with enrichment.
That's how.
All right.
Let's go on the fucking news, I guess.
What time is it?
Oh, God.
There's still lots left.
That's terrible for me, I guess.
Hmm.
Oh, lots of good things still.
Yeah, we talked about this already.
Oh, well.
Oh, well, there's always next time.
And, yeah, again, this is just the general state of politicians.
Kareem uploaded this.
Says Doug Ford at a boozy press conference in the great state of Etobicoke.
Oh, Really?
Well, good morning, everyone.
Oh, shit.
Well, good morning, everyone.
It's great to be here in the great state of Etobicoke, beautiful Etobicoke.
And I'm just waiting for the Minister Bethenfaldi to move here eventually because all your relatives are here and so on and so forth.
You're drunk.
Holy shit.
Well, good morning, everyone.
It's great to be here.
It's glad to be here in the great state of the turbo.
The fucking beautiful turbulum.
Everybody's here and me here and it's great.
Fucking fucking doing good, everybody.
Yeah.
Did we eat already?
When...
I...
Hmm?
When's the waiter?
Is he coming back?
I want to get fucked.
Boy.
You're in the great state of Etobicoke.
Beautiful Etobicoke.
The great state of it.
What is he talking about?
He's just bumbling words.
It's okay.
It's only the premier of the biggest, most powerful province in the country.
It's just totally, you know, no one, guys, no one cares anymore.
It's just wide open.
Fucking stealing and fraud everywhere.
Look at this.
Facebook diversity manager.
So, you know, a left-wing intellectual woman of color.
So, you know, basically royalty in North America.
Oh, look, she's just stealing.
Oh, oh, the fake, the fraud, intellectual, social justice, total piece of shit, garbage human being that you definitely know that they are to have a job like diversity manager in the fucking first place pleads guilty to stealing $4 million to fund her lifestyle.
I can't believe that.
That's just shocking.
Oh, did you know that the president of Harvard has been now accused of a fifth different example of plagiarism?
Nearly half her entire scholarly output is just stolen and lifted from other people.
There's, I mean, do I?
There are so many jokes here, gentlemen.
There's a lot of things I could say right now.
There is so many companies.
This is a Target-rich environment right now.
This mother...
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
We're not, we don't need to.
We'll just leave that at, you know.
These people are frauds.
For, I don't know how many years, 10, 15 years, you got people like AOC in the United States.
Like, they're not intelligent.
They're just diversity hires.
They're just people that are ideologue retards, dogmatic, stupid simp drones, thrown and thrust into positions of power and patted on the head.
Oh, you're so smart.
You're such a capable young lady.
And they just sit there and make daddy proud.
And it's all just a big farce.
It's just a giant shit show.
Everybody knows it.
Nobody in charge knows what the fuck.
It's insane.
There's a demented old man who poops his pants, walks around naked all day.
That's the president of the United States.
His son is a crack-smoking maniac who is just stealing money and leveraging his position as the son of the president of the United States to steal and do whatever he wants.
Fuck Hooker's on video, and the president covers for him, and he's in on the stealing.
It's all just.
Oh, Canada sent all the hospital money to fucking Sudan, the genocide.
Oh, good.
That's fucking great.
Oh, so everybody's just stealing.
Is that what's going on?
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
It's a fucking good state of affairs, guys.
Where is that at?
Yeah, check this out.
Now he's missing, apparently.
Oh, Hunter.
Don't know where he is.
...launch an impeachment inquiry into the 46th president of the United States, Joe Biden.
On this vote, the yays are 220 and the nays are 212.
The previous question is order.
So what does an inquiry do?
It supercharges investigative powers because the Bidens are stonewalling.
Are you like, listen, are you like, you might, maybe we should investigate.
Are you just getting here now?
Are you just getting here today?
Maybe we should look into this guy.
Khabib, what are you...
Khabib only knows one kind of man who would smell a child.
A dead man.
Yeah, I mean, there was a lot of red flags.
I can't believe it's going to go down like this.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe fucking Dark Brandon might be a bad guy.
I'm so shocked that this guy who had a totally long career of being a total piece of shit would maybe not work out.
Oh, well, at least there's Christmas, guys.
At least there's Christmas.
And, you know, the White House, very, I mean, nice of them to do this.
They didn't have to do this.
They invite, it's like a dance troupe, you know, I guess.
And they're going to do a little performance for the White House for Christmas theme.
I don't know.
Maybe it's, I mean, sometimes, you remember Home Alone?
That's a nice Christmassy theme.
Maybe they're going to do, I don't know, some kind of nice spirited holiday message, remind everybody that we're all still human beings.
And, you know, we don't have to have civil war.
This doesn't need to, it doesn't need to go down like this.
You know, we can, you know, probably like that.
Probably like that.
And I would say, I would guess that the odds of it being an insane kind of re-envisioning of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining Inside the White House, so Devin Stack called it.
I don't think that's what it would be, but let's watch.
I'm sure it's wonderful.
Oh, it's a silent film.
What?
Wait a minute.
It stopped.
It wouldn't even play.
Maybe I'll have to go find it online.
Oh, wait.
It's on his page, isn't it?
That's bizarre.
My computer, like, rejected it.
No.
You will not.
You will not play that.
I will.
I will fucking play that.
What's this shit?
Let's try this again.
Oh, Lord.
Let's just play it right on the site.
Let's just.
This is already off to a good start.
Okay, we've got a strangely looks like almost some kind of black burlesque lady.
She's got kind of booty shorts on and some kind of weird umbrella see-through dress, and it seems as though it looks like inside of a it's weird.
It's like candy themed?
Ice cream and candy?
Candy canes?
Okay.
Oh, oh, okay.
That's not a pretty woman.
We're tap dancing down the hallway.
This is a- What the fuck is that?
It's a guy with a flower on.
Whoa.
Okay, I'm creeped out already.
This is a murder scene.
This is the shining.
Okay, that's a child on drugs.
This is horrifying.
That man in a plastic face.
That man in a plastic face!
Is that a man?
This is the scariest thing I've ever seen.
There's gonna be a naked man any second, isn't there?
Everyone's black, and they're in strange...
That's a homosexual black man.
We're still tap dancing.
They're good tap dancers, I guess, at least.
I don't know what this has to do with Christmas.
Are they reenacting the life of George Floyd?
Is this the life and times accomplishments of George Floyd?
Is this a prequel?
Is this George Floyd's parents?
Is this where George Floyd came from?
What does this have to do with George Floyd?
Oh, it's Flower Guy.
Am I on mushrooms?
Did I?
Okay, we'll come back to that.
Who are you?
Do you work here?
You've got giant hoop earrings.
Why are your tits out?
It's a White House.
Why is everything dark?
Oh, they're all back now.
Oh, they're all together now.
Why do I feel like I'm about to be shot with a crossbow?
This is like out of squid games or something.
What is happening?
Why is he-why is he-Is that supposed to like be comforting to children like- Yeah, he does look like one of those.
That's strange.
This just goes on and on, huh?
Oh, yeah, that's...
Oh, he's...
Sigh.
I don't know.
Something's been done to me psychologically.
I feel like I've been MK altered, but I'm not sure.
Don't come near me.
Oh, God.
Why won't you, Kelt?
Please.
I want to die now.
Just end this.
Does the tree follow me?
Like.
Oh, God.
Yeah, that was...
Merry Christmas.
Wow.
What the fuck was that?
*Groan*
See, the carousel of horrors.
I didn't want this.
Oh, man.
I just...
It's the United States of America, man.
It's like...
exactly like that You'll hear the lamentation of the women.
Destroy your enemies.
Yes, Arnold!
Climate change is real.
You have to buy a Tesla.
Everybody get gay.
Be gay.
Come on, do it!
Get a booster!
You got to get boosted!
Put in the bastard!
We've got to send all of America's weapons!
Ukraine immediately!
Do it!
Come on!
Arnold!
Stop!
Stop this!
After everything we've been through?
Bro, I still watch Terminator like every year!
Don't do this to me!
Fuck!
Don't know what it is I did so wrong We gave you everything!
Now I know what I've got We gave you a Kennedy woman!
And anything that can't take so long Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I can't feel the things that cause you pain.
I can't clean my heart.
This is this is the most difficult timeline to live through, no doubt.
This is hard mode.
This is harder than anyone has ever lived in history.
Oh, fuck, man.
Remember when we had Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Now he's probably wearing a fucking dress somewhere.
Zanel's crying now.
We're all crying.
Fuck a predator, dude.
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
I didn't know.
I didn't realize how emotionally attached I was to Ernest Force Negative.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
Anyway.
Hail Billy says my dad was a man that believed what I pay a vet to do, I can learn to do.
Listen, if I can pay a fucking animal doctor to do it, I can do it, you know?
There's no respect for the I like this guy.
Hammer buttons is my steps.
My grandfather was like that.
He refused medical care.
He put his own arm back in his socket once when he popped it.
He's like, nope.
like he's never went near doctors.
He's like, they're fucking up to something.
They're fucking crux.
Turns out a lot of them were, yeah, they were.
A lot of them are pieces of shit, actually.
Thanks, Granddad.
That was a healthy skepticism of an insanely powerful profession that is totally unregulated and out of control.
That's an excellent observation, granddad.
Imagine he saw that that long ago.
He could already see it.
Incredible.
Amber says, my stepsister dealt out the vax to hundreds, and now when I say they should all be hung, I'm the bad guy.
Amber's ruthless.
King Mahabuli says, at least the president of Harvard is only stealing words.
Well, jobs, money, sympathy, a lot.
Credibility, public trust and confidence in institutions.
She's actually stolen.
She's done an insane amount of damage, actually.
That person should be in prison.
King Mahabuli says she could be stealing bikes.
Again, that would be a lot.
That would be preferable.
Fucking, what's a bicycle?
$200?
What's the credibility of the Ivy League school's worth?
How many careers has she destroyed?
How much did that cost?
How many people...
Again, don't make me point my eyes in any direction.
I'll just fucking come in with hand grenades like that Ukrainian fucking politician.
I'll just walk right in there and just casually be like, you all die today.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
That's crazy.
He's dead.
He walked in.
I was like, what is it?
At first, I was like, what are these, stun grenades or flashbangs?
Because you use a full-size frag grenade in a drywall and shit, dude, your guys on the other side of the wall are going to get killed.
So you use these little poppery-doos, and he just walks in with three or four of them, and he's like, everybody dies now.
And the reason he did it, from what I understand, is they wouldn't tell anybody, they wouldn't release the budget of last year while they gave themselves massive bonuses.
They were stealing.
And he was like, no more stealing.
Everyone dies.
So it was like, well, hey, you know, don't steal from a bunch of people who are losing everything, like their home, their country, their children have been drafted and killed in wars.
A guy might be pushed to his breaking point and then show up to your fucking government function and blow you all away.
And you know what?
I have sympathy for the guy that did it, actually.
That's who I feel bad for.
Imagine being driven to that point when that felt like that's what you had to do now.
That's how crazy these maniacs are making people.
And they blame them.
They'll blame him.
He was a terrorist.
Yeah, don't, don't, yeah.
Sure he was.
Yeah, everyone you don't like, everyone that does anything bad that you don't like is 100% the bad guy no matter what.
Nothing was ever done to them.
Nobody ever provoked them.
They were never poked in the eye.
Nobody ever stole from them.
Nobody ever killed their children.
Nothing like that ever happened.
Once upon a time and every day, forever until the end of time, until you, me, and everyone around us and everything we've ever touched and known is dead, forever and ever, amen.
The government and the narrative and all of the good guys are always right every time.
What did Norm McDonald say?
Geez, isn't that lucky that the good guys always win?
Man, what are the odds?
Good's good, you know?
No one ever, no, there's never, no.
It's just, you know, the really good and righteous people of our governments and, you know, our leaders who have done been nothing but benevolent, you know, wonderful and reduced us to basically a slave class.
I mean, we should, again, be living in flying cars.
No, we don't.
We're working for nothing and, you know, living on the street and so on.
Good.
They did such a good job.
You can trust them.
They're always the, it's just random, bad, evil people keep attacking them for no reason.
That's what's happening, obviously, guys.
Don't think about it too hard.
We don't want you to do that, and we're going to make it illegal soon, okay?
Chief Dogma says fight against the seductive promises of utopia.
For in its shadow, individual...
Fight against the seductive promises of utopia.
For in its shadow, individual freedoms wither away.
Beware the creeping tyranny that disguises itself as authority.
Stand defiant against the encroaching darkness.
For true strength lies in the unyielding defense of personal liberty.
Yeah, that was better.
I definitely, that was the right call.
That was the right call to read it like that.
Jenstein says Derek is fucked.
That's why we love him.
Yeah, he doesn't give a shit.
Don't push guys to the point where they don't give a shit because then they're like really difficult to but you know King Mahabuli says slava-based grenade man.
You know, I have sympathy for him.
I feel like he was he had enough.
Who did he blow up in the end?
Like, listen, here's, they're always wanting you, you got to feel bad for this.
You got to feel bad for that.
You got to feel bad for everyone that dies ever, apparently, if you're if you're the machine.
Because violence is never the answer ever in history, except when we're doing it.
By the way, give us all your fucking money to fund this pointless war that's killing millions of people, okay?
But violence is never the answer unless when we want to do it to you.
Okay, got it good.
So it's like, okay, people die every day.
Yeah.
Sometimes they're, you know, piece of shit journalists that, you know, totally took advantage of government hysteria, preyed on people, attacked people, carried on a very violent and vicious divisive narrative that killed people, and they die, and you're like, fucking good.
And then other times, it's fat.
Did you see?
I'm not going to play the videos.
I don't have it handy and it'll probably get me banned on something because they're dead.
It's a bunch of fat, old, dumb, fucking Karen politicians stealing money.
And I'm like, yeah, I checked.
I checked.
I looked everywhere and I don't feel bad.
I don't at all, actually.
The only person I think I feel bad for is maybe the guy that did it because I can't imagine what kind of mental state you have to be in where you think this is how it's going to end for me.
I'm just going to blow myself away.
Like, what happened to him?
Oh well, don't focus on that.
Focus on the poor dead politicians who were just stealing and, you know, helping to benefit from the rape of an entire people.
Feel bad for those fat fucks that were still alive.
Old.
Listen, listen to me.
They were old and fat in a nation where everyone under the age of 30 is fucking dead.
Pretty much.
Pretty much.
And they're sitting there, fucking 47 years old, obese.
I think we should give ourselves the reins and fucking...
It's over.
This ends now.
Goodbye, you corrupt motherfuckers.
I'm fucking.
Sorry, dude.
That's the Punisher.
I know that character.
That's Frank Castle.
I fucking love Frank Castle, okay?
You want me to apologize for liking Frank Castle?
United States Marine Frank Castle?
What?
Watch it turn out this guy's like a Ukrainian army vet.
You know?
Whole family's dead or something.
And he's like, you are the reason everything has happened.
You are traitors.
You have betrayed Ukraine.
You have taken money.
And it rich yourselves at the expense and on the blood of our youth.
You must pay for this.
And since Igor has no more will to live, Igor is like, I've killed two birds, one stone, or two birds, many birds, multiple assault grenades I have stolen from truck.
Who knows?
Ask Habib.
He might be able to talk some sense into him if you get anybody, you get any witnesses.
Habib, present, King Habib, Nerma Gamit, Nermit, fuck.
King Habib will get to the bottom of it.
Nermit, Nermit, fuck, Nerma Gamit, Nerma, oh my God.
Nerma Gamita, oh my God, forget it.
Forget it.
Apperception says, I missed the 80s.
Those were the good old days.
Side note, people who vape and drive Teslas are in fact super based.
Doubt?
Press X for doubt.
I mean, hero is a strong word, but we are saving the trees and whatever.
Slava EVs.
Extreme doubt.
Sarcasm detected.
Purity level, 88%.
Confirmed.
Confirmed sarcasm.
Stand down, sarcasm detector.
All right.
Anything on that?
Oh, my God.
Simone?
Hey, what's up?
He says, I still feel like we're living in the Truman show with a lot more drugs and fake A bullshit.
It is getting really fake and really gay.
All right.
Am I all caught up with all that?
I think so.
What are we doing now?
Are we done?
Almost.
It's almost time to go home.
Thank goodness.
How much more is this like a dick?
This is supposed to be a white pill.
It's more like a crazy pill.
And when you're crazy, you don't feel it anymore.
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey!
No whites, it's a Christmas party.
Hey!
Hey, get the fuck out!
This is a no whites Christmas party!
Oh, for who?
Some fucking obscure university campus?
You guys overblow everything.
The Boston mayor!
The city of Boston.
Well, that...
That just...
Okay, just because an entire city...
*sniff*
She's like, I thought you might see.
I mean, it just, it never ends.
There's probably been something similar happened since the time I sat down.
No whites Christmas party cited for the city's electeds of color.
Because that's an accomplishment now.
You're of color, meaning you're not white, meaning good, better, you know, extra.
You're not just a people, you're a people of color.
Okay, this is a fucking big deal.
This is important.
We need to have their own special party and make sure all those dirty white trash people, get them the fuck out of here.
This is for the colored folk, ironically, that didn't want to be called that, but now exclusively demand to be called that, but only by themselves.
Am I allowed to call them?
It's very, it's a confusing system.
It's an intricate web.
There's lasers.
There's tripwires.
Just try to stay out of it is my advice.
And this is the mayor.
Okay.
Kind of a young looking.
Is she even 40?
Asian woman?
Could be Chinese.
Michelle Wu sounds Chinese.
Don't know how long she's been here or when she was born here or if she was or anything, really.
We just know that she doesn't like white people at her Christmas parties.
She's not a fan of a white Christmas.
She's not dreaming of a white Christmas.
She's dreaming of a fucking people of color Christmas.
So much that they're not invited.
The revelation of the secret no whites holiday party drew some backlash after and sent social media a flutter.
Oh, did it send social media a flutter?
That's crazy.
The best part, though, that's not the part.
They didn't even put that part in the story.
They didn't put the best part in the story.
Do you want to the best part of the story?
is, uh, this is...
This is her husband.
This is her husband.
No lights allowed!
This is a man that's being held prisoner against his will.
This man is being used as a breeding agent for the government of China.
Look at his eyes!
He needs to be saved!
Help me!
Help me!
America will be mine!
*laughs* What can-*laughs*
I couldn't have written it!
I couldn't have written this on it.
It would have been too crazy for TV!
Her husband's white as fuck!
She has mixed race kids!
No whites allowed!
This guy.
This guy drinks.
This guy drinks.
He drinks craft beers.
And he posts on Reddit.
And he asks if it's a good thing if your wife fucks other men because she said it's empowering.
And he drinks craft beers.
His username is Super Dad 28. Craft beers.
Black men.
Many at once.
Strength for marriage?
She said yes!
I'm not allowed to go to the Christmas party because...
Aren't you glad you're not him at least?
Be happy about that!
You could have been Ian!
You could have been that guy!
He thought he was getting this hot Chinese woman!
No!
No, that's not what you're...
I mean, kinda, but like...
There's strings attached, Kevin.
There's...
There's gonna be...
You're going to go through an experience, Kevin.
Oh, oh.
His indignity brings me joy.
I hope he doesn't kill himself for Christmas.
That's what I'm worried about.
I'm worried about Kevin.
If you guys were wondering where Kevin went, I didn't want to dox him, but that's Kevin.
He left us last year, you know, a while back.
Why did he left?
Went to Boston.
We think he was doing in Boston.
Well, that's where he's at now.
All right?
He's the butt of everyone's jokes.
Come back to us, Kevin.
It's not too late.
You know?
That's not what I'm looking for.
This is what I'm looking for.
Yeah, this is something that also needs to be understood by people.
And we're kind of getting away from it.
It's kind of dying down a little bit, which it shouldn't be.
I mean, the Israelis, again, are still killing hundreds of children a day.
We've covered this.
It's pretty fucking brutal and pretty bad.
But, you know, the anti-Zionist crowd, different factions, different pieces, different parts.
There's a lot of overlap with the progressive left, you know.
And this confuses the conservatives.
Like, they're really far behind.
They don't have any of the puzzle pieces.
They have like maybe one.
And they're drooling and the crayons are up their nose and they're fucking, love video games.
They're really, they're gone, you know.
But for other people that are kind of like, oh, you know, we can help each other on this issue.
We agree of common ground.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
No, because, you see, they hate you.
You're white.
That's never going to change.
That's a core fundamental belief of these people.
You know, BIPOC is everybody but the white people.
The trans occlusion flag is everybody that, everybody that doesn't make white people.
That's what that flag is.
And the only people that aren't included are those.
It's not an accident.
It's everywhere.
And if you think that's going to be, like they think this is a common belief.
This is what they believe.
I've like tried to deprogram several people about this and disentangle.
Like, no, no, no, don't put us in with them.
This is just a random dumb fucking social justice major woman, probably.
The world will become a much better place when this genocidal white ethnationalist settler colony stops existing and the Zionist project dismantled forever a much better place.
See, they just see the white people and you're the same.
It doesn't mean, you know.
You're a Zionist, white supremacist, ethno-nationalist, settler colonizer, all the bad things.
All right?
There's no escape.
This is the world we're in.
This is the worldview that's being proliferated all over the place, all over the world, by, you know, into European people and non-alike.
And it doesn't bode well for the future.
It's not boding well for the right now.
For the kids in school.
Remember?
I mean, Dwight, I gotta...
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Yep.
They're brainwashed, dude.
Don't lose track of the ball.
Just because they also don't like the Israelis doesn't mean they're not also going to fucking eat you too.
You're trying to make friends with a very dangerous creature.
So that's something you should be aware of.
That's all.
Redneck Asian says, boss, I've been mediating?
I think he meant meditating, but he said mediating.
Are you solving fights in a cave?
He says, I've been mediating in my cave.
Heard something about ginger and lifting weights.
So I've been cooking ginger chicken and lifting lots.
Made the 3%.
Good for you.
Is that the...
I believe that.
That's probably about accurate, you know?
Reminds me, I got to get to that at the end.
We're almost done.
That was the whole point of the fucking stream, dude.
And you fucking didn't even read the pocket.
I lost my page.
All right, because I was acting crazy and like, oh, where was it in the book?
Oh, God.
This is why, you know.
I mean, you could hire somebody, but they would definitely quit.
I'm crazy.
Nobody can work for me.
Yeah.
I think I gotta frame this.
I gotta think for a minute.
Scrotum Wrangler says, again, female, we hope so.
Very assertive.
Scrotum Wrangler.
Like, Not touch her or fondler or, you know, fairly confident.
I'll fucking wrangle them up.
I'll fucking move a herd of them across Montana.
Woke in the streets, colonized in the sheets.
Oof.
Well, you know, if the shoe fits.
Super dad.
He's speaking out for help.
Super Dad28 says something long.
Yeah, I don't know if that's a good marriage.
That seems really toxic and fucked up to me.
I feel like that guy's getting really abused.
But, you know.
All right.
I'm caught up.
I'm caught up.
All right, let's get the fuck out of here soon.
Let's get out.
I'm getting tired.
What was I talking about?
Right.
You got to do stuff.
You got to do stuff, man.
That's the way.
That's the way out of the black pill.
And it's like, it's, you know, you know it's medicine.
You know it's medicine because it tastes bad.
You know it's because it's hard work.
I wish I could just download an app and just be, and just feel better.
I wish I could download an app.
I wish I could press a button or door to.
Yeah, wouldn't that be nice?
But it's, especially this time of year, it's bad, dude.
It's dark.
You get less vitamin D. You're indoors.
It's cold.
Everything's expensive.
It's a million dollars to heat your fucking house.
So all the other shit, it just gets harder.
It's like a hard.
It's with winter is here.
It just gets more difficult.
And people are really demoralized.
Again, that's the whole point.
If you're demoralized, you won't fight.
You could be a monster.
MVP.
But if you're depressed, you're not MVP of nothing.
And then you feel worse.
You feel guilty about being depressed.
And now you're more depressed.
And the cycle continues.
And people feel helpless about their situation, about the future, what can possibly be done.
Oh my God, there's so many problems.
I don't even understand.
Listen to me.
This is like being in a war mentally.
The same kind of psychological stress, the grind.
It's an endurance thing.
You have to find your pace and feel out how much you can take on and still be okay and not burn yourself out, not try to take on and do too much, but also don't do nothing.
That's where the death is.
It's better to do too much than do nothing.
If you're sitting around nothing, depressed, miserable, what could all you do?
And it happens to people all the time.
It happens to everybody.
The way out is to do something.
It sounds simple and ridiculous.
Anything, anything good or positive that's going to move the needle in a positive way for any number of things.
You want to help other people.
You want to help the community or just yourself, your family, your kids, whatever.
Anything like there's so much shit happening.
It's all bad.
To improve anything is helping.
Like you're in the middle of a destroyed, you know, this whole building is just falling apart.
Dilapidated, rotten.
The floorboards, the walls, the window, everything's destroyed.
Paint and it's trashed.
Trashed.
And how you function and how you fight huge, you know.
Because if you give up, you're dead.
If you don't fight, you're dead.
So you really have no other option but to get to work and go.
So you just, don't think about everything.
Don't think about the walls, the floors, the this, the that.
What is the first thing you got to do?
Whatever your problem, what's the first thing?
Maybe it's just, I got to take a shower.
Maybe you're that bad.
What is definitely the first thing you got to do to start moving back towards the right side of things?
To start climbing out of the fucking hole?
I need to take my right arm, pick it up, grab the fucking rope, and start to pull.
That's what I have to do.
Maybe you just got to get a shower.
Maybe you just got to go get some food.
Maybe you need to get some sleep.
Then you pick the next thing you definitely got to do.
And then the next thing you know, hey, I got three things done.
Now you're building at the tiniest of momentum.
It's like starting an engine.
You just keep at it, man.
Don't worry about how big the fucking house, because, yeah, it's going to take me 20 years.
Maybe it does.
Maybe it does take you 20 years, but it's going to take you 21 years if you spend the next one bellyaching about it and crying over it.
If you don't blow your fucking brains out feeling sorry for yourself.
It's not that people don't empathize and also feel sorry and bad.
It's just, it's not effective.
It doesn't help anything.
That's why they tell you, like, don't feel sorry for yourself.
It goes nowhere.
It's a road to ruin.
You try to stay away from it.
Instead, you go, what's the one thing?
I can put those dishes away.
I can fix that window.
I can paint that.
I can...
I can put on my shoes and just go walk for an hour.
I'll have burned 600 calories.
And that's the first piece.
Maybe you'll do it again tomorrow.
See, now you're doing something.
Yesterday you weren't.
Now, even if it's just a little bit, it's something.
And that's all the difference.
If you're doing something that's beneficial, positive to you, your friends, your family, anything, whatever it is, how small it could be.
I'm just going to send some people some Christmas cards because I think that'd be like, yeah, do that.
What are you going to feel bad?
Like, I shouldn't have did that.
I shouldn't have paid cookies for those fucking motherfuckers.
No.
The act of just moving towards desirable outcomes and more positive things, healthier things, is the fight in itself.
It is the endless pursuit of getting better than you were yesterday, whatever it is.
Just the tiniest of things, the tiniest Of improvements.
If it's an improvement, it's an improvement.
It's better than you were fucking yesterday.
Keep going.
That's it.
Keep doing that.
Eventually, you're moving along.
You're moving along.
And while you're moving along, you're thinking about the next place to place your hand on the rope and pull yourself.
That's what you're thinking about.
You're not laying there in the muck thinking about how miserable you are and how shitty everything is.
It sucks.
It's cold.
You're still getting rained on, but you're fucking moving, though.
Aren't you?
You have to do something.
And as soon as you start doing that, as soon as you start pulling yourself, you're going to feel better.
And things are going to look better.
And you're going to remember that you do have some agency.
You do have some power.
You do have the ability to change things.
The smallest of things could radically change your life in ways that you'd never anticipate.
When I was a kid, I was 16, and I had a little girlfriend, and it didn't work out.
I know, shocking.
I got real sad.
I was really upset, you know.
Didn't take it very well.
First heartbreak, you know, you're 16. And, you know, I was also a really small kid.
Like I said, I joined the reserves, the Army Reserves, 1678.
I was like 116 pounds.
20 pounds.
I wasn't much too weak.
And it was at that time.
It was right around that time.
And I was, you know, it was physically very difficult, you know.
And my dad did something that, you know, he's not much of a communicator.
He's more, he just does things.
And he knew exactly what to do.
He just went to the mall and came back.
And, you know, I come into my room and he's like, buy you a bench press.
I was like, sweet.
He's like, yeah, he just, you know, shows you how, yeah, you just do that.
And all right.
You know?
And I went from like, you're in the privacy of your own house.
You're like, fuck it.
Yeah, nobody's there to watch you make fun of you.
You're a little frail.
I'm pushing like 80 pounds.
It's pathetic.
I've got like a 20-pound bar with like 10s or 20s on the side.
I'm like, like I'm ant.
I eventually got a pull-up bar.
I could do one.
I'm like, meh.
Then I, then I got up to 100, you know, pretty quick within a couple of months.
Then 120.
Then I was like, I'm pushing my own body weight.
Then I got up to like 155, 160.
I'm like, that's pretty good.
You know, for my, I was like 130 pounds.
I was bunching 160.
I'm like, that's pretty good, man.
And I went from like, I have no, I'm physically pathetic.
Like, I can't fucking.
But he's like, 3%.
I'm probably, I'm above that right now.
I'm very fucking confident in my physical abilities as a man.
And all it took to go from...
I don't have the, you know, self-acquired self-confidence to feel like maybe I am able to build myself up and be strong enough to do something as crazy as join the fucking army.
That all started with just that simple, just that gesture.
That's all it took to just start the engine.
One thing.
That's all it takes.
And that's what we got to do.
And the difference, you know, they have, you know, the bad guys, they got lots of money.
They got lots of power.
They can do all kinds of things.
But we have a different currency.
We have each other, and we genuinely care about each other.
They don't.
They don't care about each other.
We'll fight for each other.
We'll sacrifice for each other as we have been.
People drove, when I was in jail, people drove from like a province away and stood outside on Remembrance Day, and it was like minus 45 just to make a point.
You think anybody's doing that for any of these fucks?
People are getting locked up and thrown in jail, and people just empty their wallets, like whatever you need, boys, let's go.
And there's little communities like this all over the country.
These people really care about each other.
Because we understand, like, it's us and nobody, guys.
Nobody's coming.
It's this.
This is all we got.
We got to make the most of it.
And it has to be that way to win.
We can only win with our numbers.
We don't have massive companies.
We don't have billionaires.
We don't have any of this shit.
We have to accrue the collective strength of as many of us as we can at the peak of our power, as strong as we can be, physically, mentally, spiritually, the biggest, baddest, most fucking powerful versions of ourselves.
We all level up a few times.
And it's like tripling your own numbers just because each individual person is so much further moved up the rope than they would have been otherwise.
It's a force multiplier.
It's a force multiplier.
And part of that is what you guys have been doing.
I'm sure there's been lots of days, and I'm not singling the guy out.
There's lots of guys like this, but I already talked about it earlier.
Schizo stare guy, I'm sure he gets up.
He gets up at 5-4 in the morning every day, and he's doing these fucking beastly, and he posts them for people to see.
And people have told me this gets me out of it because I feel I'm into this now.
I'm committed to this, and I don't want to quit because he's not quitting.
There's probably days where he's like, fuck, I do not, I am not in the fuck.
People are going to be, you know, I'm literally helping and lead other people to a more positive outcome.
I can't.
So he gets the fuck up and he does it.
That's the difference between us and them.
That's why we will inevitably win.
They'll have to kill us all to a man, which is like, maybe that's what they'll try to do.
But if that's how it goes down, that's a fucking hell of a way to go.
That's a fucking legendary way to go out.
Tooth and nail to the bitter end of the last fucking man.
Hey, if it's got to end someday, that's how it is.
Or, hey, you know, you win.
Equally plausible.
Because the collective strength of this many great people working together to support each other.
Dude, where does that go?
Let's find out.
So it's about, you know, you got to be community-minded, bigger-focused, not just about you.
That's why the healthier you are, the better you are, the better you're doing.
It's not about you.
It's not about making you better and you more rich and you more power.
it's about now I have more I have a bigger you know wield that I can help my fucking friends with now I can bring bigger guns and help them get more and
more people like this For
your people give everything from your enemies Take everything You started it I didn't fucking want to be here I just wanted to make YouTube videos to make people laugh But no bitch you look so damn free You can't eat you can't sleep you can't speak You wanna scream fuck the police but
the words are getting stuck behind your teeth Yeah, I'm a now loved baby with a soft pop view Donald's a bitch and block poo in his tooth Like how can you stomach the shit that they do?
Just pussy riding with the window You fly someone took a crack like Lit him with a torch like Drew and all the gaslights Let him travel to a passport Take them on the backlight and sign them with a backlight I don't fucking care
I don't fucking care Thank you very much guys,
I appreciate it Thank you for sticking around for the donations and the support as always I appreciate you so much All my social media links on my motherfucking SunSnap Telegram And all the others It's all horrible It's all worse than this on Regines.com I know nothing has changed since the last time I asked you What have we fighting for?
What's going on?
I've been playing with the horse like We been having my ideas I know we shut the window now Tonight I'm the bad boy to a past You know Black eyes and signal with a flashlight See if you dare to be on the beach I don't fucking care I don't fucking care I
see I end it Knock the bend away Knock up in the way I see I ended I see I ended Knock the bend away I see I ended by ending I don't fucking care if you fucking care Cause I'm gonna do whatever I sit around and
stare But I can stick around for a little while Until you fall asleep That's when I'll disappear Off into the night Night where I belong on my band that's fight pretending nothing's wrong What
the fuck is this?
Phil No, no, we're not in ambulance service Who is this?
Where did you get this?
You're doing black market ambulance you're watching it Oh god, we are driving fast Where the fuck I know I said we were desperate For medical care, but I don't think this is exactly what people.
I mean, they're gonna freak out.
You're not exactly human.
Fucking watch where you're going!
You didn't even strap this guy down.
Why am I doing this?
I'm not a paramedic now.
Can we pick Chet up at least?
Watch the chicken for fuck's sakes, dude.
Oh my god.
I just got 11 minutes, Damn.
I can take the call.
I'm all 2269.
I gotta text Morgan because obviously I'm gonna be gone for a while now Oh This is not how I oughted to spend my night.
