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To be merciful was once considered a virtue in a time when it was uncommon. Having the capacity for clemency when called for is an admirable trait.
Today we live in a different world where accountability and consequences are always expected to be avoided. Politicians are always protected from jail. Police are always promoted. Media collaborators receive raises and any disgraced public figure simply 'resigns' and is often assigned a bigger, better paying job elsewhere.
The past years have shown us very clearly these people will have no mercy for anyone that falls outside of their aggressively dictated terms of acceptable behavior and thought.
If you are ever presented with an opportunity to damage, destroy or dispatch an enemy — take it. Leaving any slack in the rope for these traitors only gives them an opportunity to strangle you with it.
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When I was in Saskatchewan, I would start at local six to keep up with the eight, nine o'clock, you know, out here in the east.
So I would be done by nine o'clock, ten, you know, eat lots of time in the night still.
Out here, I'm up till two and three in the damn morning every day uploading things.
You know, I don't know what's going on.
Sleep schedules all.
So, I mean, we're going to just, let's try and, it's only an, it's an hour, right?
A little earlier.
Let's try.
Have some self-respect.
A smidgen, a tiny, a little bit.
A bit.
Pretend.
I'm wearing a tie.
You know, let's pretend.
Just for a couple hours.
Let's pretend we, you know.
War Pigeon, how you doing, brother?
Salute.
Thank you very much.
Nigel says, I'll be catching the stream tomorrow.
Tonight, I make the gym my bitch.
Oh, no.
What's that going to mean?
What's he going to do?
Nigel, what are you going to do with me?
Could need this request for me, please.
Does anyone know a family in Vancouver?
British Columbia, obviously, area that could use a bit of Christmas help.
Me and the wife would like to buy presents or even Christmas dinner or something.
Hit me up via Telegram or Twitter.
No Calistanis.
Well, that's going to filter out 90% of your responses right away.
Oh, shit.
I was just going to text him.
Oh, it was going to, it was free.
I was always already texting InterJeep and RJ and Sing Sang and Singer American.
And we were going to get all of it for free.
Damn it.
He is onto us.
Yeah, okay, well, very cool of Nigel.
And his wife are looking at, yeah.
That's what it's all about.
Everybody's, we're turning things around here.
We're going back to Team Good Guy and being decent human beings and, you know, issuing this modern world of disgusting goblin people and freaks.
Freaks and goblin people.
It's everywhere.
It's prevalent.
It's impossible not to notice.
Once you notice, it's like, boom, it is just like they live that movie way ahead of its time.
If you haven't seen it, you need to.
Incredible, John Carpenter.
Did you see the future, sir, or were you just, you know?
We all kind of know.
Same with George Orwell in 1984 or Aldous Huxley.
And it's like, how did they know?
It's a sense.
It's an instinct.
You just kind of get the idea of the nature of people and the patterns and trends they're following.
And it's like a math equation.
If Billy runs 10 kilometers and he runs 6 kilometers an hour, how long does it take Billy to run 10 kilometers?
I mean, it does a little bit of, you have to do a little bit of thinking, but it's, you know, you can kind of get the, you can kind of guesstimate fairly quickly.
I've seen people.
I've been outside.
I've bought sandwiches and drive-thrus.
Do you know how many shopping carts are out there going unreturned?
Do you see the decay?
This is the easiest benchmark to measure the measuring stick, the rapid destruction and decay of your town, your city.
If you have a shopping mall, shopping area, grocery store, where there are shopping carts to be put away, how many rogue shopping carts do you see not put away?
That is directly correlated to how quickly your society is crumbling, okay?
Shopping cart test.
It's a real thing.
He also says no Asians or Ethiopians either.
He's getting very discriminatory.
This is a very specific Christmas.
Actually, probably better just to say old stock Indians only.
The others get enough from our government.
Thank you, sir.
Respect.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
Littlefoot says, I can't usually watch all stream live, so I play on the TV the next day while I'm playing with my one-year-old.
Congratulations.
She dances to the Indian song now.
Can you play some Erica by Hermes Neal to even it out a bit?
I don't think I have that one on standby.
Maybe I should.
There's different, you know, we don't always, I mean, there's different, there's all kinds of different, you know, songs and tunes and things that come up.
And you just, it depends on the mood.
It depends on the moment.
And sometimes you're hit with a thought, or you notice something, and then out of the blue, for no reason at all, one minute you're just like, you know.
Oh, wow.
I'm not going to be here.
Wow.
Why are there so many?
Why are there so many shopping carts not returned?
Three, four, fifth, six, seven, seven.
Die zine, damazine, seven seam unlimited shopping carts not going returned It really depends on the scenario, you know.
Shopping cart nationalism, that's what it was.
That's what it was.
One guy, you don't like his paintings, another guy, you're not putting carts away.
It's the little things.
It really is.
It's just that was the last straw, you know?
It wasn't that was the reason.
That was the last reason in a long, long, long string of reasons.
It takes a while to read it all, you know?
And that's the thing, especially with Whitey, you know, they like to make sure, and it's like, I'm, well, let me get to the bottom of it.
They're going to be a while.
They're going to be a while, but they're going to come back like this.
Well, I'm pretty upset.
Why is this?
Oh, it's.
Yeah, there's been an OBS update now, and it's doing all kinds of weird things.
Why is it, am I quiet?
Is it?
What's going on here?
It's like limiting my...
How's that?
Is that better?
That sounds better.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm going to ask the consult the consult the people here.
I don't know if you can hear me.
Can you hear anything?
Is this muted?
Has this all been a dream?
It's all just been silence.
Stay away from the malls, says Folk.
Yeah, no kidding.
That's probably a good idea.
I certainly would stay away.
It's a job creator.
The underwater shopping cart return rate is a legit metric.
I think so.
I 100% think so.
That was the first time I saw those actually in Saskatchewan.
See, they were thinking ahead of time.
Saskatchewanians, the Saskatchewanites, the...
What do you call them?
This...
I know...
I don't think anyone knows.
What do you call more than two scanches?
Yeah, there's a couple of scatches over there.
And they were like, I'm not, see what's going on with these carts, bud?
Fucking Alberta.
They're stealing them, fucking running off and not taking them back, but fuck that.
I'm putting fucking loonies in them.
Put a fucking loony in the cart if you want to take it.
You don't put the fucking loony in.
You don't get the fucking cart.
Right, bud?
I was like, okay, they're on top of this.
They're on top of this.
Gave me some hope.
I'm like, so there are people taking steps.
People are fighting back.
It's good.
We have confirmed this.
There are small victories.
There is some resistance.
It does appear.
You're good?
Is it the sound?
Yeah, no one really.
Yeah, it's fine?
Okay, I don't know.
I'm just...
I don't know.
OBS is a pain of my existence.
It hates me.
I hate it.
Let the hate be with you.
Chet Chisholm says the show description reminded me of a quote from a friend of ours.
Extending an olive branch to someone operating in bad faith just gives them a stick in which to flog you.
Yeah, was it Fever Fry that said that?
I think that's somewhere, written somewhere.
I've read that before.
Yeah, we'll have more on that.
Whole lot of that, too much of that going on these days.
Used to have to be something you earned that was rare.
That's what made it a big deal when someone received a mercy of any kind.
It was like, wow.
Oh, oh, really?
Now everything is the opposite way, if you've noticed.
And you can tell this by the fact that all of the worst people walking around are not only not dead, or better, you know, not as good.
Not only are they not dead, they're not in jail, they're not even suffering.
They're doing very well.
They're very wealthy, actually, and powerful.
Many of them are politicians.
So hasn't been, there hasn't been consequences for a long time.
And that is why there are criminal gangsters everywhere.
Everywhere.
It's outrageous.
The police are criminals.
The government is clearly criminal.
The media has become complicit in criminal activity.
All of it directed at destroying our country, civilization.
It's very, so that they can get rich.
This never would have happened if the standards were maintained.
See, you used to have to earn mercy.
It was a situation where you would have an empathetic, it would be like, oh, this guy, this ruler, chieftain, warlord, whoever is, you know, Commodus the Merciful, you know, from Gladiator?
Great movie.
And it was kind of like, oh, like that, it has, like, they have that capacity.
It's not a mindless robot.
Like, there is a thinking man in there, and he does have a soul.
And perhaps, just maybe, he may go easy on you.
He may sympathize with you.
And he may decide, right?
But we don't have that system.
It's always, forget it, move on.
Has a politician ever gone to jail?
Can you think of one?
You know who goes to jail in this country?
People protesting, nurses, people wanting their kids not to be fucked by psychos in their schools, stuff like that.
That's who's going to jail.
Pedophiles aren't going to jail, especially in Nova Scotia.
In fact, two different cases of them.
I forgot to follow up and check on this, but I know there's two.
It might be three.
There's probably more.
These are just the ones I've been made aware of in the last year.
Two different cases of child predators, pedophilia, gone, just shoved off the desk of the Nova Scotia Justice Department because they're busy prosecuting me and my goat figurine and my girlfriend.
Yeah.
And saying, oh, she stole gas.
And she didn't.
And there was no evidence.
And they just dropped the case because there never was one.
They're just making things up now.
That's the state of things.
And there's no consequences.
Why wouldn't they do it again?
Why wouldn't they do it to you?
Why wouldn't they do it to you?
Maybe sometime something happens to you.
Maybe you don't like a housing development That's happening in your neighborhood.
Maybe you have a dispute with a neighbor.
Any number of things.
Maybe something happens at school with one of your children.
Maybe something happens with one of your parents at a retirement community.
Doesn't matter.
You now live, this is the point.
You now live in a world where you and another party, anyone or anything, you in the nursing home, you in the school, you in the town, you in the whatever.
If they decide, let's just get this person, the police can just go, we'll just make something up.
And they do.
And they just do whatever.
There's no consequences whatsoever.
Why wouldn't this continue?
Careful out there.
Oh, that'll never happen to me, bro.
Because I always do what I'm told no matter what.
I don't envy you.
You're like a veal cow.
You're like one of those things that's just hooked up to milkers all day.
Oh.
Oh, I'm doing awesome.
I do whatever I'm told all the time.
That's horrible.
That is miserable.
We live in an evil world managed by evil people, and you're following all of their rules and believing all of the things they want.
You do everything they say.
I love those millennial videos.
Some of them are going around.
They're all upset.
I think I played one recently.
I did everything I was supposed to do.
I went to school.
I still lost anything.
Oh, my God.
They're like going to kill them.
And rightfully.
The thing is, I don't think people.
I got to rewind.
I was watching.
You got to find something to numb your mind every once in a while.
I was talking about this.
And it unfortunately went super woke.
And it's barely watchable.
It's barely fucking watchable, but it is watchable.
But you got to do this a lot.
You know, 1883, it's a prequel to that TV show, Yellowstone.
And it struck me while I was thinking about this, while I was watching this, like everything used to be so much more physically difficult, but it was so much more honest and in the moment.
And I bet those people mentally, I mean, they were mentally so much stronger than we are in so many different ways.
In that specific way, this is how adaptable people are.
I think people can adapt to damn near anything if you just give them long enough.
Well, we are, especially, for sure.
So they're, you know, living in this insane environment.
I mean, you live to 30. You're doing good.
It's just ruthless.
And it was a very brutal, you know, period of time and very, I mean, anything.
There's no doctors.
There's every, oh, I caught it, my hand on the nail.
Dead, never mind.
Family starved to death.
Just, you know, ruthless.
No mercy from nature whatsoever, right?
So those are the challenges in that life.
And they're hard.
But it doesn't really seem to matter because in this life, all of those things are now gone.
You don't have to hunt your own food.
You don't have to worry about the crops failing.
You don't have any of this.
You know, kids to feed and some of them are sick.
Your wife dies in childbirth.
Like, none of this is, that's all very, pretty much been, you know, taken care of.
Now the struggles are all up here.
Now we live in a world where we're kind of enslaved because we can't produce anything for ourselves.
We're not allowed to.
You need a license and a permit.
And the government says, has to be able to say that it's okay.
Oh, it's okay.
You can have those chickens.
Hey, cops, are you going to, are you going to, when's Chris Burke's FOIA request going to be done?
This guy's a, he's a chicken farmer in PEI.
And they're like spying on him.
And he's like, does a FOI pop.
And it's like nine months of extensions.
Like, oh, there's a lot of paperwork.
And he's like, I'm a.
How?
How is there a lot of paperwork?
I have chickens.
Anyway, that's what they're doing, right?
They're ridiculous.
We're not allowed to provide for ourselves, really.
Everything has to some way or another go through the government.
It's completely separated from how the people of this continent used to live and the people of Europe used to live, where a man was his own king in a lot of ways.
Like, as far as your responsibilities go, you didn't have to eat.
That was your fucking problem.
You didn't have somewhere to live.
That was your problem.
Everything was your problem to deal with.
And that was how it is.
You build your own house.
You farm your own food.
You make your own workforce by making your own kids with your own women.
That's how it was.
And it was like, that's all gone now.
So we don't know what to do.
We are given very menial, simple, peasant-like jobs.
Put the widget in the box, type the thingy, push the button, do something stupid, you know, for eight hours of your day, hammer the thing, go home, sit in your box and wait to go back to work.
And all of the labor that you're exerting, we're going to give you very tiny amounts of, you know, gold in return for what you're doing.
We're going to siphon off roughly 80% of everything you do for your entire life, all of your effort, everything you try to produce, maintain, 80% of that is going to go in my pocket for free.
I'm not going to do anything.
And I'm just going to use it to continuously expand my massive fucking scam enslavement empire.
How's that sound?
So you have all these millennials and kids and people, and they're going crazy, and they're killing themselves.
And not just them, middle-aged people, people, 20s are everywhere.
Suicides have never been more prevalent.
Never.
Ever.
More people are choosing to go, it's not worth living anymore and ending their own lives than think, oh, it'll get better soon.
That's the country we live.
That's where we live now.
Things are going good, yes?
Interesting.
They don't all know that the cage is there.
They don't all know their slaves.
They don't all know that there is a parasitic force literally draining them of their life force.
The energy and spirit that they have as a human being, as a life form, its purpose is to feed its energy upwards into this bigger machine.
And they do this by, what do you do?
It doesn't matter.
What do you buy groceries?
What are your taxes?
Give me that.
Oh, you're buying stuff?
There's taxes on that too.
You're buying heat for your house taxes.
You have a house taxes.
How'd you get to work?
You drive that car.
Taxes, taxes, taxes.
They're getting it all from you, dude.
All of it.
80% of it.
Maybe more.
When you go to work to make that money so you can do things, they steal it back everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, in exchange for nothing.
So you're working to keep them fed, and they use that tax money to then destroy you and fuck do whatever they want, which is not to your benefit at all.
Maybe fire you out of your own job and replace you with some migrant somewhere.
And then when you go, I don't think this is fair.
Oh, shut up, bigot.
You're just serious bigot.
I've been working my whole life, and not only have I just been spinning my wheels, I feel like I'm going backwards.
I'm legitimately not lazy.
I legitimately go to work every day, I, you know, for years, and I can't get anything.
I'm dying.
Something is wrong.
Yes, something is wrong.
That should not be.
That's because there's too much fucking stealing.
None of us can get anything done ever.
Here's the analogy.
Picture you have a bicycle tire that's going flat.
Like I said, right?
And that's how a lot of people feel sometimes.
Especially this time of year is shitty.
Hang in there, guys.
Do what Morgan says.
Eat your vitamin D. Get outside and exercise.
You start to, you just, you get tired and, you know, that feeling where you're like, like, was it Lord of the Rings, Bilbo?
I feel like butter spread over too much bread.
Like too little butter spread over too much bread.
You know?
Great line.
I was like, oof, I know exactly what that feels like.
It's like a bicycle tire that's running out of, it's getting flat.
It's not doing as well as it's still working, but the further you go, the more effort it feels like it takes.
And you're like, this is a, we're going down.
This is not happening.
So you, so you go, oh, I know.
I'll work harder.
And you start pumping air in the tire.
I'll put more air in the tire.
Put more air in the tire.
Easy.
And you're there pumping air in the tire.
Except on the other side of the tire, there's a goblin sucking the air out of the tire because he wants air for his tires.
Whenever he needs air, he just takes yours.
And you're there pumping and he's just taking it.
It doesn't do anything.
He preserves all his energy.
He's not getting tired pumping air all day.
You're literally, you think you're pumping your own tires.
You're not.
You're just pumping theirs more.
What a fucking wonderful way we live.
Trillions of dollars in Canada.
It's like a $2 trillion economy.
And what do we have to show for it?
We're a fucking second world country.
We are like Russia in 2002.
Everybody's killing themselves.
And if they're not killing themselves, they're on their way.
And they're drunk.
And they're on drugs and they want to die.
And they welcome it.
And they're in the streets.
And if that's not enough, we've got made pods you can get in.
Oh, we've noticed so many people want to die here in Canada.
Luckily, we've provided you the means to do so.
Please get in our death pod.
Fucking wake up, man!
Fucking wake up, man!
A lot of people have, though.
That's the thing.
It's not...
This is...
You don't need anybody's names.
You don't need to name or point to anyone.
Everybody knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
They can feel it.
They know that.
It's like, that is my life.
That is how I feel all the time.
We have so much resources and money and people and things.
The very idea that anyone, anyone in our country who has a job that works multiple days a week, like four or five days a week full time, cannot live somewhere with dignity is fucking insanity.
You have been robbed, stolen from, victimized, raped.
In the 1970s, you could have a guy work in a factory job like my father had growing up with us.
And in the 60s, 70s, you could have just a factory job.
He can afford his wife to stay home with his kids, five kids, six kids, eight fucking kids back then.
No problem.
Huge fan.
I'm now jealous of those days.
I used to think, oh my God, imagine what kind of a burden, how many people that is.
And then I have three of my own children, and I'm like, oh, I can't imagine having eight, nine, ten of them.
How could they afford this?
She doesn't work.
Well, I mean, she works.
She has the most important job in all of society as the matriarch of the home and the rearer of the children and their nurturer and caregiver.
Because if you have fucked up kids who are not nurtured for and cared for, they kind of grow up crazy and mental.
So it's pretty important.
I don't even work.
No, that would be stupid.
They would be abandoning a much greater and more important responsibility to, oh, what is that?
Oh, go work for the goblin creatures so they can steal more air.
Yes, that's what mommy should do.
Shut up, woman.
Nope.
Goodbye, feminist.
The exit is that way.
They had vacation homes.
They took vacations.
They had multiple vehicles.
So I ask you, that was where we were.
You want to talk about progress.
That was where we were.
Here's where we are now.
Are we going up or are we going down?
Where's your vacation home?
Where's your spare vehicle?
Can your wife afford to stay home?
And why is all this?
Climate change?
It's Nazis?
It's because they're stealing.
You work harder now than anyone before ever has.
And you receive less now than anyone before ever has.
And you know this instinctively and spiritually.
And you're having a nervous breakdown.
Look at me.
You know it.
Patience doesn't last forever.
It just doesn't.
I'm not spilling.
Are you ready to go?
Cause I'm ready to go.
What you gonna do?
Baby, baby.
Are you going with me?
Cause I'm going with you.
That's the end of all time.
It's legitimately frightening.
That's concerning.
I don't want to be around that.
I don't want to see that.
I feel like it's going to.
It's going to leave.
I'm going to leave.
I'm going to have.
I have enough terrible shit in my head already.
I've seen enough.
That's something else.
It's just going to be something else.
It's going to be something else in my carousel of horrors in my brain.
Everybody knows what I'm talking about.
All the army guys.
Anybody genuinely that's been through fucked up things.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean.
The carousel.
The carousel of horrors.
You know, every once in a while, you get in that mood, it comes for you, and it's like, hey, hey, you want to play a game?
You're like, no, I don't want to play a game.
I hate you every time you show up.
You're the fucking worst level.
Let's play all the fucking worst things that have ever happened on repeat forever non-stop.
You're like, oh, great.
And you got to deal with that.
So I don't need to have, you know, giant Amazonian women, you know, crushing skull.
Oh, God.
You get somebody's eyeball lands on your face.
You can taste it.
I didn't need to live with that.
I'll accept that it happened.
I'll, you know, it happened.
But I don't need to see it, you know?
I've seen enough.
Like the endless murder, you know, the endless butchering of the Palestinians.
Dead kids galore.
It's, you know, how many dead kids do I want to see?
I was like, I've seen every kind, I think, at this point.
I'm good.
Just someone I trust, is that what's happening?
I'll take your word for it.
I've seen it before.
I don't need to.
Yeah, I know.
It's quite cool.
They are monsters.
All right.
Angie, just warn me.
Just warn me.
Just tell me when it's going to happen and where it's so I'm not there.
All right.
I'm not going to rat you out or anything.
I'm just like, I don't want to be.
I just, you know, I just don't want to be around it.
I don't want something else to explain, you know?
Wake up in the middle of like, what's wrong?
Oh, it was that fucking Amazon woman stomping heads again.
Scotian ladies says, mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.
Great quote.
Exactly.
Fuck, man.
Man, they had back in those days.
But I guess when you're not distracted constantly and everything's on fire, you're constantly being under psychological mind war like we are.
We're under constantly, if you're attached to anything, everything's on the internet now.
And if you're on there, you're under psychological attack.
Like, that's not a question.
That's not my opinion.
That's true.
There is, like, World War III is engaged.
There are multiple forces fighting each other.
Different factions of all kinds of people are vying for power.
There's propaganda everywhere.
There's lies.
It's insane.
Just going in there.
It's like, all right, honey, bye, I'm going to war.
I'm going on the internet and you open the door and it's just like fucking, uh, I could probably do this better, you know?
Uh, Wait, that's not music.
I wonder if there's like a...
Yeah, maybe there's...
Yeah, I don't know.
All right, honey, I'm just going to go on the internet for a little while.
Yeah, I'm just scrolling.
I'm just scrolling on Twitter.
On Instagram?
I don't know.
What group chat was that in?
Hang on.
No, no, the police are outside.
I gotta go.
There's cops.
I don't know.
Yeah, delete the emails.
Delete them all.
I'll call you from jail.
Oh, how was the internet today?
Oh, you know.
It'd be like that out there, you know?
You gotta be gotta keep your guard up.
Yeah, but the brevity and stuff they had, they could just, you had nothing else to do all day, but think about stuff.
And then craft your argument.
That's like what do they call the brevity of kings.
When you can say the most in the least amount of words, you win.
And it's like, it's a game of like really siphoning down and refining your message to the point of its like perfection.
If you could do it in a single word, that would be like, whoa, you know, which would be insane.
You know, imagine if somebody just went on Twitter and tweeted like three words and somehow it just all made sense to everyone.
Like, that's talent.
You know, that's what they were doing.
So mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.
Why is that?
Because the innocent are who are victimized by the guilty.
And by going easy on them, you give them more chances to continue being what they are.
Guilty.
And they will victimize more people.
You give them a rope, they hang you with it.
Like I said, the mercy, that has to be earned.
And we have, ooh, thankfully, three years of in-depth, very well-documented social media history of pretty damn near everybody.
Isn't that great?
And we can see a living record of exactly who everyone is when the pressure's on.
Can't we?
let's just move on.
Okay.
Well, I'd love to.
But I'm sorry.
We just, I've got some notes here.
What is this?
September 2021.
This is you?
Okay.
Take their jobs, put them in camps.
I don't care.
Just deal with these.
Can you read that?
Yeah.
Unvaxed retards.
That was you, huh?
Did you know that when the I mean, coming from you, an imbecile, it hardly doesn't mean so much.
But there's a lot of you, and people normally wouldn't have paid you any mind because you're an idiot.
But the people in charge are also idiots.
And they went on TV and they said much of the same.
And as a result of that, many people developed very serious stress and trauma reactions because they were being threatened by the prime minister on national television and at their jobs.
And they were being mobbed justice, intimidated, mocked.
It was very cruel.
It was psychologically very fucked up.
And it unfortunately killed a lot of people.
And as I said, September 2021, again, we did establish this is you.
This is a living record of you having participated in that.
Very enthusiastically, I might add.
So in light of this and what appears to be, I don't know, hundreds of other examples, your application for amnesty is denied and you will swing, sir.
Okay?
Next.
Any questions?
You know, I think that's pretty simple.
And act like we're the crazy ones.
You fucking killed people.
I was there.
We all were.
We all remember.
And they're trying to get away.
They're trying to get away with it.
You can never forget that these people are murderers.
And they lied about it.
And worse, they lied about the murdering.
They got rich on it.
What's the net worth of the Premier of Ontario?
Mr. Poppy Mill.
How's his bank account doing?
It's bigger than his belly.
How's Mill House?
With his multiple.
Oh, he's a landlord.
He's a billionaire.
He's a multi-millionaire.
He's getting richer all the time.
Buying up properties, filling them full of migrants.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where was he?
When you weren't allowed to join your own family members as they die in a hospital, separated.
You can't go to work.
Can't buy your kids Christmas presents, got to sell the family house.
How many people I know that had to do shit like that?
Just take a huge step down in their standard of living to the point that it crushed their souls and they have to do this to their children and haul them out of the schools they like and take them away from their friends and all this kind of shit.
And nothing that they did, you did it to them.
And you said, good.
Those are the consequences.
Yeah, you said it's right there on Twitter.
Man, you should have held your tongue, huh?
Big Because if the wheel ever turns, and I suspect that it will, and different forces are in power, and they start going, you know, looking for scalps, because this is, I'm a young man, I'm only 37. And my children live through this, and they're young, like they're not even 10.
They'll remember a lot.
So they've got a long runway of escaping angry people.
When the confrontation inevitably happens, they're going to beg.
They're going to plead.
They're going to go, we were trusting the science.
They were stealing.
They were lying.
They were killing.
They were laughing.
And they had no fucking mercy on you whatsoever.
None.
They will cry.
They will beg.
They will plead.
They will sing a song all day long.
But it doesn't matter because we have the notes.
You signed a digital record of your own crimes.
All of them.
They went on fucking television proudly.
Shaming people.
Encouraging citizens to engage in the shaming.
Maybe we should put them in camps.
What's to be done with these people?
They're taking up space, said the Prime Minister.
Look how many likes that post has.
Here's you.
Look at all the ones you liked.
You were just, you were just, what'd you say?
You're just caught up in it for a whole 18 months.
18 months of just so what I'm reading is you're not actually sorry.
Okay.
You're not actually remorseful.
You don't actually give a shit.
You worry about yourself and your own ass, which is you've what you've always done.
And now that you're under the guillotine, you're worried about yourself and you're following any path that you think might save your ass.
You're not spending even now at the very end, even now, at the very end, you still don't get it.
You don't for one second think about what you've done to all these people and what your actions have caused, what any of this means.
You're only still thinking of how do I get out of here and me and my and me and mine and me.
Despicable.
Sinked!
Guilty!
Next!
You know, those aren't the people that are worthy of mercy.
You know, those aren't the people that are worthy of mercy.
That's when you find one of these people, right?
You've got, maybe you've got months or years of this, and they're just a full-blown fumbing at the mouth maniac.
And then about a year ago, something seemed to have changed.
Then they stopped talking about it entirely.
Oh, I see what happened.
Oh, someone in their family got hurt.
Hmm.
And then you started doing some research.
Oh, I see.
And then you started changing your tune.
And then you, okay, and then you started apologizing.
I see.
And then you seem to have dedicated every minute of your time to exposing this horrible crime that's been committed on everyone to make up for what you feel you've done.
hmm Though it was the most powerful brainwashing apparatus in human history, you did escape and you did do the right thing in the end.
So your soul should be intact.
It works.
You recognized the horror.
Oh my God.
And you didn't hide and run away.
You chose to make it your business and take a piece of it.
So you were clearly one of us that had been led astray.
Much less severe punishment, you know?
We're going to let some guys beat you up a couple times, and you're going to pay probably, I don't know, a $50,000 fine.
And, you know, other than that, I mean, depends.
What else did you do?
Oh, you personally got those doctors arrested?
All right, now you're clean.
You're clear.
Neutral.
You're back to even now.
We were like, but then you were, okay.
You were at negative 10, but then you brought plus 10. Now you're back to zero.
You're good.
Next.
There needs to be some logic to it.
Thrust kick.
Yeah.
Into the pit.
Into the oblivion pit.
It's the only way.
Wow, Rumble's not notifying me of these chats.
What are you doing, Rumble?
What are you doing?
You used to be so good for this.
Now you're...
I don't know.
I'm always changing, moving, being weird, doing strange things.
Frankie says, thanks for being Philip's emotional support animal so he doesn't have to yell and scream.
Phillip is the goat father.
He's something.
I'm very glad and proud of myself and of you guys, not of Canada, that we were right and they were wrong, that they are fucking retarded.
And we proved this by managing to immortalize this in the pages of the Public Order Emergency Commission, where he is referenced numerous times on multiple days as the leader, commander, demonic force, Philip the GOAT.
Diagalon.
I had to answer questions about this under oath in front of the entire country on national television.
So, you know, when they start saying like, oh, you guys think you're smarter than the government?
I'm like, I know I am.
I know we are.
It's not think anymore.
They spent $20 million on this, at least.
And what do they have to show for it?
Nothing.
And where's the explanation?
Well, it's the same place as all the other answers you want to things like Porta Peak or the Picton Pig Farm.
Nowhere.
That's where the answers went.
They went into the big nowhere pile.
Right in the big nowhere dumpster island pile, the black hole in the middle of the ocean.
Whoopsie daisy.
Huh.
I mean, what is a motherfucker doing taking out a million dollar redues before going on a killing spree?
And why was he going to Halifax?
What was what was going?
Oh, I guess we're just never.
Oh, well.
Huh.
And you guys use that to push all the gun bins and everything through, huh?
That's fucking convenient timing.
And everybody got promoted?
Did everybody get promoted or just 90 fucking percent of the people in charge of the biggest policing failure in Canadian history get promoted?
See, here again, mercy?
We live in a country that expects, it rewards Failure.
Canada, you want to do good in Canada?
This is how you know you're a good man in Canada.
You're the biggest fucking failure.
If you're the biggest failure this country's ever seen, you're the fucking prime minister.
You're a completely inept, inside-out, garbage, dumpster.
You're Ralph Wiggum.
You're the prime minister if you're wealthy.
You're Ralph Wiggum in fucking Canada.
We reward stupidity.
We promote people for failure.
Just like in America did after 9-11.
Oh, you know what we should do?
Promote everyone.
Not fire them.
Not charge them with criminal negligence.
That way.
Or I was just sitting here.
Did you know the guy that responded?
The guy that was in charge of the fucking immediate response of the whole Portuguese thing?
He was hammered.
He was fucking sitting home, just getting shit-faced, as you do, because cops were doing.
And he was just like, I had a couple of rums into me.
Oh, yeah.
Cool.
Right on.
Hey, a lot of people died.
And that's your fault because you're incompetent.
They complained about this guy lots of times.
Lots of times.
Shouldn't have been.
What were you doing?
Why does he have your police cars?
Why does he have your uniforms?
Why anything?
Hey!
And remember when you lied?
Somebody was like, does he have any relatives in the RCMP?
Could he have like accessed these journalists and have somebody asking questions?
Like, could he have stolen like a brother's uncle's uniform or something?
No, no, there's no.
Yeah, there was.
There was a, there was one.
That's fucking weird, man.
Is that wild?
And, and, and how you didn't, you didn't tell anybody.
You didn't call the news station.
You didn't call CKC.
You didn't call the radio.
You didn't do anything.
You put out a tweet at like 10.30.
Like, oh, there's something going on.
Maybe, I don't know.
Fucking whatever, man.
Just fucking be careful and stuff.
Fucking 11 o'clock, the morning rolls around the next day.
Buildings are burned down.
27 people are dead.
Excuse A, excuse me.
And you're like, oh, everything's under control.
Everyone's promoted.
We're all so good at our job.
No, you're all fired and you're all probably going to jail for criminal negligence.
This is a preposterous level of incompetence.
For you to think that I would accept this as an reasonable, yes, I accept your fucking explanation comment.
Do you think I'm an asshole?
Do you think I'm stupid?
Or are you stupid?
I think you're really stupid that you thought this was good enough and no one was going to notice and everyone was just going to accept this and buy this.
It's outrageous.
It's like a child's excuse.
That's how infuriating it is.
This is like what a 12-year-old thinks of to lie to the teacher at school.
And they're like, oh, I think I'm going to get away with it.
And they're just like, they know you're lying.
You know?
This is preposterous!
This is preposterous!
Oh, it was so heroic.
A fucking 56-year-old fat guy.
Holy shit.
Holy fuck.
How did you stop Jason Bourne, RCMP?
How did you stop Jason Bourne, the 57-year-old obese interest?
Tell me about that.
None of this makes any sense, guys.
And you killed dozens of fucking people.
Now, this guy's strong.
Fuck you.
Who's showing up?
Who's asking questions?
Who's making noise?
Hello?
Hey, is it Sawn?
Is it, you want to stop murdering people, please?
Do you at least want to make sure there's a fucking explanation before we let them walk out the door and promote themselves, take more of our money to be even shittier at their job?
Exemplifying for everyone that we promote incompetence, that we pay failures, that we give money to losers and idiots to take advantage of us, lie to our faces, promote themselves, and take our money.
And the charade goes on.
I'm fucking crazy?
I'm crazy.
How enslaved are all these people to just take this?
We're just, oh well.
Oh, well.
And this was the whole issue that the RCP came asking for in the first place.
I know this because I was added to a persons of interest list in April of 2020, weeks or days after I released a video in April of 2020 about this very topic.
And they really didn't like that very much.
Gee, I wonder why?
Because you're lying through your fucking teeth?
Because you're responsible for the deaths of dozens of people.
You fucking are.
You are.
You did it.
They're dead because of you.
It's not his fault.
It's not Whartman's fault.
It's yours.
You might as well have killed them yourself.
And everybody knows it.
Nobody will say it, but I will.
Fuck you.
You know what you did.
Oh, man.
They fucking wiped the servers too.
Did you know that?
Mm-hmm.
Little birdie.
All the calls.
Oh, they just vanished.
Huh.
Weird?
Weird?
Oh, well, let's pay these fucking criminals.
You know what a fucking line constable on the police force makes with the RCMP?
Like $140,000.
Special forces operators in the military, they're making like $75K.
Well, not maybe like $100,000.
Cops in Detroit and in Chicago and in Atlanta and Baltimore, Washington, literal fucking, basically war zones.
More dangerous than Afghanistan was in many, like, I'm not kidding.
They're making 50 grand, 60 grand.
Is this like the land of the sucker?
Are we just the biggest suckers in the world?
And the people that are preying on us are not even good at it.
They're not even intelligent.
It's like so.
That means we have to be the apex prey animal on Earth.
The Canadian person is the apex prey animal on planet Earth.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
What's going through the mind of the average Canadian that worships the RCMP?
I wish I had two assholes so they could fuck me in both of them.
That's not surprising.
I wish I had more hands so I...
I get it.
Yep.
You don't have to continue.
We know you love your fucking The first time I knew there was something wrong I was like uh-oh like there's a concerning level of corruption Because good men, they don't have mercy on on corruption on on this kind of shit.
There's no mercy for this kind of shit.
This is sought out to its core, the root, and it's grabbed with both hands and torn violently out of the ground and burned in front of the rest of the garden.
So all the other plants know.
Grow up and, you know, bloom straight.
You know what I'm saying?
Instead, I can't remember what year this was.
I think I was in the military, so it would have been a young man, maybe in my early 20s.
What's the guy's name?
Robert Dasansky, this Polish guy.
I don't know if he was an immigrant or what he was doing.
He didn't speak English.
Flew into one of the airports in Canada.
And doesn't know how anything works.
Doesn't speak English.
The guy's agitated.
He's been on a plane for a fucking day and a half, probably.
Hungry.
He's just like, fucking, let me go.
Get out the.
You know what I mean?
You've been to a Canadian airport?
You know what I mean.
Excuse me, sir.
You have to validate that I'm fucking really important first before you can move past this meaningless checkpoint.
Oh, fucking right.
I forgot.
Let me take off all my clothes and do a dance for you, Karen.
Fuck off.
If I was a terrorist, you'd already be dead, bitch.
God.
Let's go.
I have things to do.
So he's dealing with that.
At any airport, really.
We know airports are a nightmare.
Any airport in North America, this guy's in one.
And he's in, and they held him there for like 12 hours or something.
And he's losing his shit.
And they lose him, lock him in a room.
And like, sir, you're just going to have to wait.
He doesn't speak English.
He's yelling at them in Polish.
And they're like, starts throwing things.
And they're like, oh my God, call the fucking police.
I'm so triggered right now.
Again, not an instant of their brain has gone, could there be a reason this man's upset?
Maybe I should try and calm him down.
Maybe I should see if he's okay.
Maybe I can.
No.
No, immediately.
Me, me, me and my me and I'm scared.
Call the police.
Four fucking cops show up, strolling in, and you can hear them on camera.
Hey, can we fucking task this guy, bro?
And they're like, yeah, we can tas him.
Killed him.
Oh, well.
Oh, well, promoted.
Promoted, promoted.
Oh, well.
Oh, well, not guilty.
No, nothing we did was wrong at all.
We strolled into an airport, murdered a guy for fun, and then got promoted.
So I was like, yeah, something's wrong with the Mounties.
I don't know.
I mean, they did it on video.
It was like, you want to talk about George Floyd?
This is 10 times worse than George Floyd.
George Floyd was a legitimate fucking criminal.
Here's my case for, what about the white guys?
What about Whitey?
That should be a whole new segment.
What about Whitey?
Triple W, everyone's favorite.
There's no triple.
It's WAW.
Why is it?
Anyway, what about Whitey?
This, compared to the George Floyd video, is like a hydronuclear bomb.
This is a cold calculated murder on tape, verbally expressed, enthusiastically executed to an innocent man who did nothing.
He was captured, imprisoned against his will by the Canadian state, and then they showed up and killed him for fun.
All of it on camera.
No one went to jail.
People got promoted.
Oh, well, that's where you fucking live.
Never forget that.
That's real.
That's where you really live, motherfucker.
I trust the police.
You're an idiot.
They didn't know anything about Robert Picton.
You're an idiot.
They did their best with Gabriel Wartman.
You're a fucking idiot.
You're a coward, okay?
You know we're right.
You just don't want the eye of Sauron to look in your direction.
We got it.
We'll handle it.
Just shut up and be quiet.
Support from a distance.
Don't.
Just shut up and be quiet.
Just stop getting in the way.
Shut up.
Nobody wants to hear it.
I want to read super chats.
My head hurts.
I've been yelling for a while.
I don't know what time it is.
I'm possessed by demons.
Get the demons out, Phil.
Get them out of me.
See now my microphone.
Okay.
Why is it doing this?
Is this a glitch?
Every time, for no reason at all, I touch nothing.
It must be something to do with these cameras.
Nope.
It just restacks my mic to zero.
Because it should be at like minus five.
But now I don't know.
Oxene says it's goblins.
It probably is goblins.
Probably could be.
Chet Chisholm says, I didn't know about the shooting until after it was over.
Lived in the area, right?
My parents lived in the area.
They didn't tell anybody.
I tweeted or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, we can trust these people, guys.
We super can.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely trust the Mounties.
They got your back until something more important Comes up, and then you're totally fucking expendable.
Then you're totally expendable.
They will 100% let you get murdered and cover it up after the fact if it's in their interests.
That's what the RCMP will do.
100 fucking percent.
And you trust them.
You're trusting a shark not to eat you because it said it probably won't get hungry.
Okay?
Joy.
Chet says, one of my old partners was one of the medics on scene two, not a peep from the RCMP, EHS, or media to let us know what was happening.
Well, they were trying to stop, you know, trying to cover their asses.
They're busy worrying about number one, you know, as criminals do.
Criminals worry about number one, don't they?
They're a criminal organization.
They protected themselves at the expense of the public.
The RCMP protected itself at the expense of dozens of dead Canadians.
And they'll do it again.
They've done it before.
I don't think they're going to last.
I don't, they've got less than 10 years before they no longer exist as an organization.
Mark my words.
It's too much.
You're going to be remembered like the Stasi.
Do you understand what you've done?
Here's why it's most disgusting.
I've had a couple of cops in my family.
I've had a few friends and great uncles and stuff, you know, for a while, back to the 50s and shit.
And they were really great guys.
Like, genuinely the good guy, you know?
Not like the kind of power-hungry, psycho-freak, boot-licking fucks you have today.
Like the old school good cop, you know what I mean?
Tough but fair, you know?
That's what we used to have.
And that's like all gone.
How do you how do you reconcile that if you're somebody who genuinely is trying to be police?
How do you look at yourself in the mirror every day and justify your existence and not realize that because of your actions or inactions in the last five to ten years, but especially the last three, all the horror scenes of the horse training, all of the crazy nut, the mass arresting of everybody and knocking over doors and flashbanging kids in your crib and all, like you're just, you're just out of control.
All over the country, the Calgary police, the Toronto Police, it's not even just the Bounties.
The idea, all these guys, like some of those people I mentioned, over the years, all the good work they did, all the help that they genuinely gave to people, all the psychos they caught and all the fucking legitimate murdering freaks and maniacs they fucking put away and all the like communities they protected from like Mexican cartels and shit.
I'm serious.
All of that is now in jeopardy and it never, fuck them.
None of it ever mattered.
All of that.
It's all out the fucking window because you're an infant.
Now, you know what goes in the history books?
A lot of that's going to get forgotten.
And all anybody's going to remember is the fucking Stasi.
Here come the horsies.
Here come the horsies.
You were the guys that put down the popular revolution, you know, for Stalin so you could get a bigger pool.
You delayed it.
Actually, you probably encouraged its growth tremendously.
Because, like I said, you did exactly what I figured you'd do.
Everybody remember, anybody that's been here for a while, you force a tyrant to act like one, right?
You make the monster take the mask off in front of everyone in the village.
And then you go, as I've said, as I've been saying, everyone, here be the monster.
Does anyone deny this monster?
You, sir.
You, madam?
Anyone?
Does anyone dare?
Do you see what they've done?
Are you...
Every day that goes by, there's less.
Less people are making excuses.
They're just...
Destroy them.
You turned like nurses and soccer moms into like bandana-wearing fucking Sarah Connor characters now.
Do you understand what you've done?
You've confirmed for millions of people who were like, I don't think, it's like, who's the good guy here?
Oh, yeah, it's definitely not them.
No, they're definitely bad.
Yeah, they beat the shit out of unarmed people with guns and took their money and took their property and bankrupted them.
And, you know, here's something else I wanted to mention because it's been a while that, you know, I'm just like, it's just never come up.
And I think about it once in a while and I feel bad about it.
And I haven't mentioned it.
Nobody else is ever fucking mentioning it either because you know why?
They're grifting on it instead.
The truckers.
No, I don't mean the media personalities.
I don't mean the fucking people trying to make a career out of being like, I honked a horn once and, you know, selling hockey cards themselves.
And I'm selling my show.
We're going to all fucking.
You know, the actual people that were there that aren't trying to do something on the internet, of which there's 99 to one, they had their lives fucking destroyed.
And they stole their property, destroyed their trucks, totally fucked them over.
Are they dead?
Like, where are they?
Are they all homeless?
Did they fucking flee to America?
Like, I don't know.
All I ever fucking hear about is me, me, me, me, me.
Look at me and my fucking Facebook page, convoy.
We, we drinking boys, fucking wow.
Oh, man.
Woo!
Woo!
She cooks daddy's burger when she hears that, you know?
*clap*
So, you know, on behalf of what I'm definitely sure is a lot of those guys that are probably feeling that.
Yeah, we notice.
I see you, boys.
I know.
Trust me.
I understand.
Whoa!
I'm going to write a movie script.
Right.
Cool.
Good for you.
Ah.
Hey.
Whatever happened to the, you know, for example, what was the guy's eyes?
I wasn't that tight with him, though.
But Morgan and her crew were from out here.
There was an old fella that he brought all of his money, his time.
He risked his business.
You know what I mean?
This was big ball shit.
People were like, they just showed up with their cell phones.
Like, that's all I did.
I didn't risk anything.
These people were like, I'm bringing my business, my name, and my family legacy, and I'm not leaving.
God damn it.
This was like Montana Ranch standoff fucking old school shit.
And they risked it all.
Was his last name Jameson?
Old fellow.
He looked like Santa.
Great big white beard.
He had this great big red truck.
You know?
So if you guys are done selling your hockey cards, because he's dead now, by the way.
He's been dead for a while.
Like well over almost.
Jeez, it was that summer, I think, he passed away.
In case anybody was wondering, you know, I know you're selling hockey cards and everything.
That's cool.
Are you doing energy work or whatever the fuck you lunatics are doing?
Anybody remember him?
No?
I didn't think so.
People fucking...
Very little.
And they lose sight of the ball immediately.
Oh, squirrel?
Gone.
I'm like, fucking no.
Yeah.
I'm freedoming.
You're doing something.
Yeah.
All right.
Good luck, old fella.
Keep drinking that dream.
Keep chasing that bottle, boy.
I'm not even drunk.
You just dress drunk.
Yes.
Thank you for the 16 text messages at 4.55 in the morning.
That made little to no sense.
That was totally, you're definitely not ridiculous.
You're a very serious person.
I can tell.
You know what?
I bet President Trump acts just like this.
You know, you're a hero.
I bet he's just like that.
I bet he's just a train wreck of a person who can't even wear pants.
You know, I bet.
No, I think he's very serious and deliberate with his time, you know?
But not everybody can be.
Some people are busy being internet heroes or something.
Can't, yeah.
It was on your way.
It was at BC, right?
The Robert Dzansky murder.
It says the cop that killed Robert killed a kid on a motorcycle while hammered on his way home.
So he's got a couple of kills as a cop of civilians.
Nice.
He's got like...
So he's like on the side of his police cruiser.
They just might as well just start putting skulls on him.
You know, like the World War II fighter ACEs.
Fuck, that was a cool.
If there was ever a way to go to war where you had to go, like, you got to pick, though.
You get to pick, but you're going to fight and it's going to be scary and fucked up and you're probably going to die.
Hmm.
You get offered a bunch of options.
It's like fighter pilot World War II.
That's the best way.
That's the best way.
You live like a rock star until you die.
And if you don't die, you're a fucking rock star.
And it's awesome.
Flying around this fucking death machine, you're like Superman.
Just bombing people from the air.
It's incredible.
You ever read stories of what these guys did?
Fuck man.
Insane.
But anyway, on the side of the planes, every kill, they confirm they take somebody, they would get like something, right?
To denote how many enemy fighters they've put down, right?
Well, there was this guy.
Who's the big shot in the Luftwaffe?
A Golland, right?
Or Galland?
He had like fucking 190 kills.
Like, this guy was just death in the sky.
You're like, oh, no.
Who's he?
Oh, turn around.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Where'd he go?
I don't know.
He's in the sun somewhere.
Oh, fuck.
I'm going to die.
Yeah, cops would just start doing that.
Just start putting little children's skulls on the side of your cars.
I killed fucking three people.
Oh, man.
I wanted to put one on my car, but they told me not to because then they would know about the old guy we trampled in Ottawa.
Oh, he's not dead.
We just don't ever happen to him.
No one ever heard from him again, and no one seems to.
It was very odd.
He doesn't want to talk to anybody.
Okay.
It's a miracle they didn't kill more people.
Loaded, round in the tube, safety off, muzzle end down, butt strokes.
It's on video.
Yeah, boy.
Everybody in the CF just like, oh, like that's, that's attempted murder, in my opinion.
100%.
I don't know who that is in that video, and I don't have the clip handy, but there is a clip where muzzle end down, magazine inserted, looks like the safety's off, and I would get nine to one.
These fucking cowboy clown cops, there's a round in the tube.
Back of the head, bolt is to the rear, the way the mechanism inside the firearm works.
It's locked into the rear.
However, violent jolt, slamming it forward, sometimes depending on the wear and tear of the mechanism.
It's very, very slight.
Millions of times it's going back and forth.
It's grinding itself down.
One of these days, it might just, if you hit it just so, oh, whoops, it slides forward and around, goes off, and it goes right through the back of this fucking kid's head.
Everybody knows this is possible.
Everybody knows not to do this in the Canadian fucking military that I was in with professionals and not faggot cops.
Knew this.
That's attempted murder, bud.
I don't know who that person is, but you should be going to prison for attempted murder.
That's just one example.
There's others.
Good job.
I mean, man, the police are just killing it in this country, aren't they?
It's a sad story, too.
Yeah, Cam says he had a mental illness and was confused on how to get out of the airport.
He just hung out in the baggage area for four hours.
He said, spoke English?
I didn't think he did.
They were saying, oh, they thought he spoke Russian.
Like, you can hear the cops going in, oh, he speaks Russian or something.
Rather than getting a translator, the RCMP just killed him.
Yeah, they walked in and were looking for a fight, and they found a guy who was agitated and scared.
So they killed him.
And their excuse was, oh, he reached for something.
He reached back and like, he's four men armed, like, they're all well over six feet tall, too.
It's four of them.
And they walk in there fucking looking at it.
And he's like, I'm going to die, obviously.
He was right.
His instinct was they're going to kill me.
And he's looking for something to defend himself with.
The hilarious thing is like, oh, see, he tried to defend himself.
So no, that's confirmation that you were there to kill him.
Why did he feel like he had to defend himself, cops?
Why would he feel like I need to grab something to fight with?
That's the fucking obvious question.
You murdering Fox.
Jesus.
And he was, yeah, he moved here to move in with his mom.
His mom lived here.
He was in Poland.
He was going to move here.
Never made at home.
Never made at home.
It's a great legacy, you know.
I trust them.
They've got high standards.
Big time.
And that's why they have high standards.
Because they police themselves so ruthlessly.
They don't tolerate any weakness in their ranks.
They're like the Spartans, you know?
The first sign of wavering from the commitment to the honorable duties you've been assigned, the first sign of anything wobbly, they fucking straighten that right out.
Like an engineer watching over a very complicated machine.
At the slightest, something sounds a little off, something's a little, oh, every tiny little microscopic detail, everything must run perfectly.
Because if it doesn't, people get hurt.
Innocent people get hurt.
And they're not doing any of that.
They're just letting it fucking...
No one cares.
No maintenance.
Do you think Brenda Lucky was doing any maintenance?
She can't even do maintenance on herself.
The bitch is 300 pounds.
It's a short, fat, squat, goblin creature.
I just don't.
I think that's privileged.
I don't really.
I'm hungry, so I can't really talk right now because all I can think about is cheese and creams and sauces and oils and dairy products and baked.
I really liked baked goods, and Tim Bits are fun.
I really enjoy it.
Tim Bits are like, shut up, Brenda!
What the fuck have you done to my police force?
I just think that's a privilege.
Shrink!
No mercy, none.
No self-awareness.
Does not feel guilty for anything she's ever done.
Totally thinks she's in the right all the time.
Oblivious to everything she's done to everyone around her.
No mercy, none.
No mercy, none.
All these people should be in prison forever.
Forever.
Like, that's literally the, You'll never get out.
Well, when will I...
You're just here forever.
Your bones, your bones are staying in this prison.
We've discussed this before.
So the bones stay in the jail.
And then we put up like a glass, like people can, it becomes a museum, a sarcophagus, really.
And on the side of the glass, there's going to be panels of what you did and how many people's lives you destroyed.
And this is what happens to corrupt fucks that do things like that.
And we take our children there to teach them and show them very clearly the right way to live and the wrong way to live.
Taking advantage of people that can't defend themselves and allowing them to be hurt and killed even, so it's convenient for you, clearly generates more negative corruption.
The machine is broken.
The timing belts are off.
Things are brutal.
And because you chose to be selfish, more and more and more people became hurt, all because of your weakness.
Isn't that crazy?
Isn't that a crazy story to learn, Billy?
Never be like that, Billy.
Billy wants to be a good boy.
Billy wants to be a stand-up guardian of his people.
He wants to be like a kingly character.
He wants to be a person somebody can rely on and helps them feel safe and contributes and builds things and helps to govern and takes care of people and is remembered fondly as a man, as a good part of the community that we met.
Good for Billy.
He wants to be the good guy.
Oh my fucking God, that would be terrible.
Oh my God, the misogyny.
Oh, the white supremacy.
Oh, my God.
Virtues and things.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, the new white people bad just dropped.
We'll check that out in a minute.
Am I getting shorter or is the camera getting taller?
These questions are more after this commercial that I don't have.
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Yeah, it's done, Derek.
Yeah, yeah, where's my money?
Where's my fucking money, Derek?
Don't you fuck me like this, Derek.
Don't you fuck me?
I will fucking come over there and rive a fucking cat in the middle of fucking woods, and I'll fucking I love Dagwood Dagwood.
No, he wants his money, man.
You gotta pay him.
All right, he works hard.
That's his contribution.
He's the money.
He's the guy.
It's like you just don't, listen, he's reasonable, but if you borrow money from him or you make it, you gotta, there's no fucking around with him, you know?
And he's very, he gets right to the point.
He just knows.
He's like, listen, I talked to Dagwood about this.
He's like, listen.
It's not me.
I didn't do the voice.
It was someone else.
It's about mercy.
You let him off for too much mercy.
Then they just get away with it again.
Because they know you're going to go easy on them.
You're wasting fucking time.
You're going to cut to a fucking point.
If you ever fucking cross me, I will skin your fucking wife in front of you alive.
You know, sets the tone of the relationship right away.
There's no, I mean, just, it's not personal, man.
I'm not trying to scare you.
I'm just like, here's the cards.
That's what's up.
Yes, no?
I don't have time.
I'm a busy guy.
I'm like, I understand that.
I appreciate it.
Your terms are acceptable.
Good day, sir.
Good day.
And then you move on your separate ways as psychopath, cold-blooded billionaire killers.
That's how I assume their business meetings go.
It's mostly just drinking and hookers and drugs and like, you know, it's all very brief.
You, me, we fucking get them.
All right.
Fuck me.
I'll kill you.
Yeah, I know.
All right, cool.
All right.
Sitting around on a yacht.
Let's fucking take those guys down.
You wanna?
Okay.
Hey, don't fucking dare.
Hey, fucking Bezos.
You fuck with Bezos to the dead.
I'd fucking know all about you in an island.
You'd friggin...
Some other drunk billionaire knows about him diddling kids or something.
Billionaire war!
So far, we just, we maybe have Elon.
You know.
You hear rumors about Elon.
Stories, really.
Myths.
barely more than a whisper, really.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's try mystical story time music.
I feel like, oh, mysterious fantasy music?
This could be good.
This could be perfect.
Once in the year 22 and the third.
It was the age of darkness.
All of the tongues of men were removed from the lands.
The children did cry and the women flee.
And then one day, Elon B. Elon B, he say, not today will their silence be,
but forevermore will the spirit of man soar on the pages of freedom that I provide with my Tesla.
Hope did spring and the people rejoice.
But what's more in store from Elon's new voice?
Be he a spy, a op, a psyop, perhaps, or a curious man who grew up on 4chan.
Music And one day, recently, a close friend told me that Elon B perhaps,
maybe, possibly, a little more friendly to you and me than he may seem to be.
The mystery goes on in the legend of Elon.
We'll have to wait and see.
No, for real, I heard that, but I don't know.
I didn't know how else to do it, so I thought a two-and-a-half-minute ab-libbed poem story about Elon Musk with weird, creepy troll music would be a better...
We're all waiting to die anyway.
Fuck.
They're putting chemicals in the water.
They've got goddamn drones flying around.
It's a dark hour, people.
That's why I go to the Griff Dot shop.
You got to get Phillips horn.
It's 30% off.
I can't keep doing this.
I got to rive it.
I got to rivet it.
It's so popular.
Listen, I took Phillips horn two times.
It's going to sound unbelievable.
I had a heart on for 10 days.
I know.
But you don't have to believe it.
Do your own research.
Take it yourself.
Try it yourself.
10 days.
I swear it.
He's back on Twitter, everybody.
Alex Jones, the end of whatever He's doing, it's entertaining.
Whatever he's doing, it's entertaining.
Anything he's doing is entertaining.
It's like he's magic.
Even if you disagree with him, it doesn't matter.
It's just like, what a character.
You know what I mean?
In the world, it's like there's.
I'm glad he exists.
He's very amusing.
He's great.
Ah, he shows for the...
I mean, it doesn't affect me.
If you know, it doesn't affect you.
That's the thing with propaganda.
If you know better, it's just like, like I said, that movie, 1883, that series, it starts off pretty good, and then it just goes so woke.
It's like, oh, you're going to be fucking kidding me?
No, it's ridiculous.
But that's what we have to deal with until we get, you know, people with brains running things again.
So we can have some form of decent entertainment.
And the funny thing is, too, it wasn't even the first couple episodes.
It's what they do.
They hook you and then they like, they bring in, hey, you like that?
You like that?
Here, have some woke nonsense.
You're like, oh, I like the other stuff.
Is there more of that?
Yeah, we got some more of that for you.
But first, you're going to eat some more interracial relationships back in the 1800s when they never fucking happened.
This is really jarring and taking me out of the time period.
Oh, okay, we're back to the good parts and stuff now.
This is interesting.
What is this?
Feminism is really important to remember that feminism.
It's fucking 1883.
What are you doing with this shit?
So it's kind of like that.
You got to struggle through it.
But, you know, I'm mentally insane, though.
Like, I'll, I'm that.
I'm like the David Goggins of fucking mental torque.
No, David Goggins is.
Of PSYOP, you know, I'll just suffer it because it's like, I'm not letting you ruin this for me.
I just block it out.
Didn't you see the scene?
I saw the scene.
I just went, nope, don't care.
I just deleted it from the hard drive.
It's not even in there.
Didn't even hit the RAM, nothing.
It just firewalled right out.
It got neutralized when it entered the field.
Once it entered my proximity field, it just gone.
Gone.
But did you see that super woke?
No, it melted in my mind.
I never saw it.
I know I did see it, but it means nothing to me now.
I'm too powerful.
If you could do that, you might be able to enjoy it.
Otherwise, it might just drive you insane.
But, yeah.
And that chick's fake, the narrator, the fake accent.
Oh, geez, it's bad.
I don't know who told her.
This is a really good fake Western American 1800s female accent.
Oh, yes.
This is great.
This doesn't sound like a British, you know.
I know she's Australian or British or something.
Let's go back to like, no, that's really her voice.
I'd be shocked.
I'd be shocked.
I don't think so.
Zabexamai says, Polish armed with a stapler.
Yeah, that was Dzansky.
He's fucking Polish and he's going to stapler.
You know what those Poles are like when they get their hands on staplers?
Why are our police like this?
It's crazy.
Like, how did their whole morality system just...
Ah!
The Goblin Hordes.
Chet Chisholm says, here's an RCMP story for you.
I talked down a suicide jumper in the Halifax airport one night.
Jesus.
I would never want your job.
Like, that was another one.
Do you want to be a paramedic?
I was like, absolutely not.
Nope.
Not a fucking chance do I want to do that.
No, sir.
I'm glad you guys do because I don't.
Not for me.
Not my fucking.
Police took him into custody and he managed to slit his own throat with sunglasses while with them.
Wow!
Wow!
*sniff* *sniff*
There, you guys take him.
He's a suicide risk.
We just tried to, we just, he was just supposed to jump off a building.
Okay.
Just throw him in the car.
Oh, he's fucking done.
Yeah, I thought it was obvious that you, I mean, why, do you even know why you were here in the first place?
I'm very frightened.
I'm concerned that I had to explain this to you.
I mean.
You should know.
He was joined.
I mean, that's why you can't.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Good to go?
Okay, good to go.
Give them a pay raise.
I think they need a pay raise.
When's the last time the RCP got a pay raise?
Double it, actually.
I think they need a double.
They need another pool.
Paid from a pool.
Smug motherfucker, huh?
Fucking no dick having a little cunt.
Spawn says, opened Instagram yesterday, and first thing I see was a new pedo scheme on Etsy posting pictures of pizza in a file download.
What?
For $3,000, $5,000.
Just deleted the app after.
These people need to be destroyed.
I don't not believe you either.
That's the thing.
It's getting weird, man.
Like, um...
I don't know when...
When I was a kid and a young man even, to like 25, 27, so like 10 years ago, I'd say about 10 years ago, which would have been, what, 2013, right?
Somewhere in that time period, 12, 2012, 13, 14, 15, somewhere in there, like I said, the machine is, it started making a noise.
Something was wrong.
There was, something was off.
And it was like, up until that point, or that general kind of area, I'd always appreciated or felt as though the craziness, the evil, like the really bad fucking idiot moron, psycho retard, idiot people, like they're under control.
Like, you know, they're out there, but there's adults.
Like, it's contained.
You know what I mean?
Like, there will always be problems, but it'll be okay.
We'll handle it.
You know, people are generally competent.
There's nothing we can't handle.
You know, it'll be fucking shitty probably, but It's not like that anymore.
It's like you go into the fucking flight control panel in the air traffic control tower, and it's like, it is not under control.
Oh, shit.
This is genuinely like, this is bad, dude.
Everyone has a general sense that this isn't just a rough patch.
This isn't like, oh, things are a little shittier than they used to be.
Everyone instinctively knows like we might be going down here.
This is very, extremely serious.
What's happening?
And people that are acting like it isn't is not doing anyone any favors.
They're just lying to themselves.
They know it.
Unless they're the increasingly few portion of the population that are very wealthy and want for nothing.
And the country could collapse tomorrow and wouldn't affect them hardly at all.
Except for those people, everyone's noticing.
And maybe it was just ignorance.
Probably was to an extent because this isn't recent.
This didn't start 10 years ago.
It's just been like since the 60s at a minimum.
Depending on what you're talking about.
It did see, it's like, yeah, there's a forest fire.
Like, have you ever had that feeling?
This happened once with a couple of the guys, actually.
Where there was like a little fire, and then it quickly got to be a not a little fire.
And we were like, all understood that this is now not something you can just go, ah, it'll be fine.
It's not a big.
No, now it is a big deal.
Now we have to, oh, okay, now we have to be serious.
And we're like hauling ass like getting like water buckets and hoses and shit.
And like, it's that tight.
It's growing about as fast as we can put it out.
And we all know that like we are barely on top of this.
And this might, this could, this could get really fucking crazy.
This goes on for like a couple hours.
But it's like, it was close.
You know what I mean?
Similar feeling.
It's not to the point where like all hope is lost and we have to abandon ship and run for our lives.
That's not, I wouldn't be here if that were the case.
I'm still sitting right here in ground zero.
You know, they could kill me anytime.
But it's like you're aware there's a fire and you start to look at it and go, I don't think it's under control.
Uh-oh, I think I better help.
You know, yes, that is the correct.
That is right.
You shouldn't need to be asked at this point.
It should be increasingly obvious that we're all in trouble here.
And the people that made it that way are the ones you're listening to.
That's insane.
That's crazy.
They're coming up with the solutions to the problems they created for you.
and you're like, oh, you gotta have, you have any self-respect?
Spawn says Occam's razor is a principle often attributed to the 14th century friar William of Ockham that says that if you have two competing ideas to explain the same phenomenon, you should prefer the simpler one.
Hmm.
Why should you?
I don't know if I agree with that.
That's not always true.
I guess if you're like lazy.
I guess.
Like, well, it's just simpler.
So I guess I'll try that one.
Or do you mean like two similar ideas, maybe?
Wahatonin says louder.
Yeah, I don't think he likes the police.
And it's like, I was trying to get in there at one point.
When I was in the army, I thought I was like, you know what?
That might be a good way to say.
Thank you.
Like I said, I had family members.
You guys totally just turned on everybody, hey?
We had like nine other guys, a bunch of the guys from the 2nd Battalion went one time, and they did all this testing and shit.
It's like nine of them.
All of them, like sergeants, combators, multiple rotations, lots of experience with handling young men, young people in dangerous, violent situations, escalation of force, dealing with deadly use of force situations, minimal use of force, rules of engagement, wearing a uniform, disciplined dress and deportment, dealing with the public, acting like professionals, showing up on time, being accountable for your actions.
You know, you would think an ideal candidate to be a police officer.
And they're like, what's even in common?
You're like, what?
They're very similar character traits you would...
Anyway.
Willingness to put yourself in harm's way on behalf of...
Oh, you have weapons training too?
Yes, quite a bit.
Hand-to-hand combat?
Yes, I have all of these things already.
All of them denied.
You know which one they took?
They took a 19-year-old kid who got charged at work twice for being drunk.
He was native.
What has that got to do with it?
I don't know.
I'm just describing what happened.
What do you think?
Cambie Dredd says, when I was 17, a cop picked me up for walking home.
I was tipsy.
He dropped me off three miles out of town in minus 35. What a sweetheart.
You know, you easily could have died.
He's like, fuck it, I don't care.
I'm a fucking badass.
Good for you.
What a hero, man.
And it's like, that's what I mean.
Like, that's how serious it is that if you're trying to be something like the police, anybody that does shit like that needs to be fucking destroyed for the integrity of the organization to survive.
Otherwise, everything just lowers and drops to the point that, you know, nobody really cares.
You're letting all kinds of shit go.
all kinds of different things can go out the window now.
Oh, we're freezing civilians to death now, are we?
Yeah, okay.
Well, Jesus.
Guess I will take some bribe money then.
You know what I mean?
Fucking he hit a girl on the way home drunk.
He got promoted.
You think I'm not, now I'm not going to, you know, once you realize you work in a place like that, it's like, why bother?
Why am I trying to be the only straight cop in a fucking den of thieves and vipers and killers and rapists?
Hell, yeah.
Well, I'm taking money out of the evidence locker then.
I don't give a shit.
Who's going to stop me?
Hey, are you stealing?
Yeah, so are you.
He killed a guy.
We're all fucked.
I mean, come on.
It's just a crime syndicate at this point, isn't it?
Guys, isn't it dull?
When you think about it.
Where are we?
Anastasia says, a very welcome distraction from Europa.
It's a fucking bring a bucket.
She says, I'm at hour six and a half and my soul aches, blood boils, and government is using the exact same playbook and we are falling for it again.
It's like one of those prescription lenses you can get, right?
When you just, there's certain things you can read and see and do and participate in.
And it's like some things muddy things up and make it harder to see and other things clear it up.
And then it's, you know, some things make other things more obvious.
And it's like, oh.
That movie, man, they live.
You got to see it.
John Carpenter.
Speaking of movies, I'm going to read this last one and then go check that fucking great new.
Barack Obama, you know, I don't know if he wrote the script.
He worked on it, I guess.
He's making movies now.
That's what Big Mike is doing.
Big Mike and the boys.
That's what old Baracki calls him.
Big Mike and the boys.
Who's he talking about?
Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
Talking about Big Mike and the boys.
Big Mike and the boys are coming over.
You better keep that door locked.
Hell, Billy Deluxe says, of course you would start early when I'm on a 500-kilometer run through no man's land.
I'll just pay the goat.
What?
500?
Are you trucking?
Is that what you're doing?
Are you a trucker?
I already went on a trucker rant already.
The revenge of the truckers.
I don't think they're pleased.
He was like, oh man, the truckers.
It's like, yeah, what about them?
Is anybody anybody thinking of them at all?
Like, where are they?
Are they dead?
Lots of people are going on TV, I guess, but I don't really know how.
I mean, they did.
I think a lot of them lost everything, didn't they?
And then did Seek companies just eat up all the contracts and just get did they just get wiped out?
Like, I'm genuinely curious because no one really seems to, I mean, the backbone of the whole thing is the one that was ignored the most so we can focus on this stupid, childish temper tantrum political shit fight.
Like, oh, God, it's hard not to throw up living here a lot, you know?
Fucking makes you just fucking big mic in the boys, you know?
Godzilla says, I thought I better send you the super chat before the Israelis shut off the water and launch a cyber attack on North American power grid.
It's been nice knowing you, man.
Is that what they're doing now?
I thought we were doing civil war next.
I was promised civil war.
Promised civil war.
Let's watch this.
The new, the great big, I can't wait.
The new white people bad has just dropped.
Actually, before that, I didn't even get the last white people bad.
Speaking of Barack Obama, this is from some other show.
And so we just, this clip of this, in any other context, you could never get away with this.
But it's just, it's not that we're complaining or that we care or that I'm offended because it's like, you're just fucking idiots at this point.
The hypocrisy of it is hilarious.
But the point of it is this is what you need to understand is this is what they're putting into the heads of young people and especially the young people that aren't white and are increasingly in more and more numbers, right?
This is the popular culture they're growing up with.
They're young kids.
They're moldable.
They're impressionable.
What they're seeing around them is forming their worldview, right?
Like it happens to all of us.
And this is what they're watching on TV.
Okay?
It's good.
Why is there no sound?
Why is why is that the whole point?
Why is there no sound?
What the fuck is going on with this thing?
Seriously?
Okay.
Well, you know what?
Maybe, maybe.
I got an idea.
We got to get VLC players.
No, that is it.
This is outrageous.
This is the first time VLC has ever failed.
Wow.
And Windows Media Player saves the day?
This is fucking catastrophic.
This is big news in the world of nerds, guys.
Fucking VLC just shit the bed on me.
And Windows Media Player picks up the slack.
Wow.
The fucking king is dead.
Long live the king, I guess.
Anyway, let's watch the new white people bad.
All right.
Oh, wait, that's the wrong movie.
This is the one I wanted.
Still didn't work.
I'm an idiot.
Nope.
I'm right.
No, Windows Media Player every time.
Right on.
So strange.
But anyway, listen to this.
For you to remember that if the world falls apart, trust should not be dulled out easily to anyone, especially white people.
Even mom would agree with me on that.
What?
Even mom would agree with me on that.
What's the context to this?
I'm asking for you to remember.
What could the context even be?
Is this this black couple laying in bed?
Just in case the world goes to shit, never trust the white people.
What kind of mental illness does this woman have?
They're gonna get us, man.
They're gonna lock us.
They're gonna put us back on that plantation, man.
Oh, yeah, as soon as you're not looking.
Who writes this shit?
How self-conscious are these people?
That if the world falls apart, trust should not be dulled out easily to anyone, especially white people.
Especially them, especially whitey.
Never trust the white devil.
Even mom would agree with me on that.
Yeah, even your piece of shit, mom, who sounds like she probably married a white guy.
She would fucking shoot.
Am I right?
Somebody's probably seen this show and they're like, literally, yes.
Yep.
Why would your mom agree with you on that?
Even her, as if like she would be forced to conclude this.
Huh?
Did she have a white?
Jesus Christ.
I love the world we're building.
Abolishing racism, everyone together.
The shit they sell you when you're kids, you know?
And as you grow up, you're like, what's really going on?
It's just five more dead children stabbed in the streets of Dublin this afternoon.
Holy fuck, you know?
Why is anybody talking about that?
No, George Floyd.
Robert Dzansky, George Floyd.
Right.
Right.
Actual police brutality and corruption against actual innocent man.
Draft.
He's a white guy, though.
Oh, but George Floyd.
It's just, I hate.
How do you not hate these people?
You have to.
You're so offensively stupid and obnoxiously dumb.
Like, you're permitting this.
If you were just a little smarter, none of this would happen.
It's so, like, we're fucking so frustrated with you.
But we try.
And sometimes we watch movies to keep us distracted.
So maybe you're going to watch the movies to get away from it.
Well, again, white people bad, remember?
This is a new blockbuster Hollywood movie starring some fucking bitch and some guy and the creepy dude from Breaking Bad who seems to actually be legitimately pretty cool, you know, white supremacist militia, you know, commander character.
You know?
So let's watch.
Let's see a new...
19 states have seceded the United States Army.
ramps up activity.
The White House issued warnings to the Western forces as well as...
I'm just going to tactically evaluate this movie like an obnoxious army guy.
I don't know why, but I feel like people enjoy it and the other army guys appreciate it because it also bothers them.
First of all, the okay, so we're doing, it appears that aircraft are doing strafing runs on columns of civilian vehicles because there's no other way.
They're all burned up and fired.
There's an abandoned Humvee.
Oh, this is dire.
The Western forces and the Florida Alliance.
Interesting.
The uprising will be dealt with.
All right.
I'm in.
I guess aware there's like a pretty huge civil war going on all across America.
Hey, it's who is that Pablo Escobar?
Is he the guy from Is that him?
He's lost a lot of weight.
He's not Pablo anymore.
Now he's multicultural, all-American dad guy, brown dad guy, American guy, who fights the evil white supremacists, doesn't he?
Doesn't he?
Tell me.
We just try to stay out with what we see on the news.
Seems like it's for the best.
And the white girl behind the counter is like, we're just staying out of it.
We don't care.
We don't care about the suffering of the people.
No, we're just here to make our money and sell clothes.
Stay away from me, brown nobleman.
I am but a simple white witch in my coven of wares.
I care not for your people's plight beyond my walls.
Yes, fool.
I love this movie already.
It's fun when you can tear apart, you know?
Don't get mad at the goblin tricks.
Just make fun of them and mock how stupid they are.
Because they are very stupid.
This only works on stupid people.
Try to stay out with what we see on the news.
Trust you, I don't think it's for the best.
Holy shit.
Fired into crap.
So we're doing this, America.
This is a big deal.
Now, the CIA is very, very involved in Hollywood's productions.
Okay.
The reason for that is to brainwash people, you need their attention, obviously, right?
And people pay attention to the movie industry very, very tightly.
And that's why they control a lot of what's on TV and so on.
They make sure the messaging things are a certain way, certain ideas, everything's being made.
They're managing public perception of reality to a degree that suits whoever manages the CIA.
So under their direction, they either can greenlight a movie like this, they can say, no, you're not allowed.
They've done this in the past.
You can laugh if you want.
Go look it up.
They have to be consulted on certain topics.
If you're going to make a movie about this, that, there's things you're not allowed to do.
I'm serious.
They have rules about how you're not allowed to portray American soldiers doing certain things.
It's like it's a fucking...
So they allowed this to be made at the very minimum.
Keep that in mind.
Now we're being introduced to the idea of, hey, American soldiers firing what looked like to be 762 general purpose machine guns on full automatic, which is its only mode of fire, into crowds of civilians on American streets.
We've crossed that barrier now.
I'm real interested in where this movie's going.
Citizens of America, the so-called Western forces of Texas and California.
Who are those?
Are those like the cops or are this some kind of Okay, it looks like we have that's is that the Florida Alliance and the Western okay, so we have like rival militias, it looks like have suffered a very great defeat at the hands of the United States military.
What is that?
California and Texas seem to be are they Are they gone rogue?
Has they lost control?
United States military, Mr. President.
Do you regret the use of airstrikes against American citizens?
Airstrikes on America?
Good, yeah.
Let's fucking get people ready for some real shit.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, now we're making movies about the government bombing you to death in your own fucking city.
Paid for by the CIA.
To DC today.
You need to go down there.
They shoot journalists on site in the Capitol.
shoot journalists on site.
Oh, so the journalists are the protagonists of the...
This whole movie is going to follow these journalist characters who are heroes, remember?
The journalists are heroes, and they tell you the truth.
So, you know, in case there's ever a war or anything, make sure you listen to the hero journalists.
Like that movie you saw, remember with the Civil War, the journalists were heroes, dude?
Remember that, bro?
You fucking listen to the TV.
Iris and Cooper knows, bro.
It's so stupid.
It's so obvious.
But anyway, is that what we're doing?
So, okay.
Hero journalists.
This movie is going to make Rachel Gilmore get off for an hour.
You journalists all side in the Capitol.
Every instinct in me says this is death.
What?
His ancient instincts.
Every time I survived the war zone, I thought I was sending a warning home.
Don't do this.
Ha!
Ha!
He he he he he he.
He he he he he!
Ha!
x10 x10 x10 xäsident x You got him.
Dude.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't, though.
Did you really?
Fingernail paint and what colors?
The tranny colors, of course.
And he's got cool lime green dyed hair.
This is the new and improved Navy SEALs fucking Barrett 50 Cal.
What is he firing there?
No, that's not it.
That's a...
See, I'm forgetting shit already now.
The smaller one.
Oh, and his trigger pull is incredible here.
It's just a dumb...
Every shooter in the world is going to like...
Don't do this.
Pang.
Just totally.
No, no squeeze at all.
Just.
See what happens?
Do you see what happens when you put the rainbow brigade?
I 100% guarantee he missed that shot, okay?
I guarantee it.
This is why you don't put the rainbow people in charge of your marksmen, okay?
Don't do this.
All right.
Target.
No, you.
Here we are.
I didn't even get to tell you the windage.
You just...
You fucking totally...
We're compromised.
There's some kind of misunderstanding here.
Oh, you're American, okay?
He looks like Elton John.
I don't know what this is.
Does he have some kind of patch or something on?
Is he the military?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Now we're going to get a taste of the villain.
This is the racist white guy militia character.
What?
Are you American?
Okay.
Okay.
What kind of American are you?
you don't know The Western forces will reach the White House on July 4th.
Oh my god.
Get in the park!
Get in the car!
Move!
All empires fall.
Oh, are we just announcing the end of the United States?
Are we?
And by the way, this has been something I've been concerned about for years.
I've been talking about, like, this is being brought about as a way to destroy the United States from within.
This is all actually being, it sounds crazy, but if you look at it, it's external forces have colluded and mass, you know, conspired to destroy the United States in this very drawn out and deliberate kind of slow-bleed way for decades.
Through the social degeneration and the corruption of the youth, destruction of the family, all of these things.
This is all meant to destroy America.
And because it doesn't have a physical competitor like, you know, anywhere that could fight it and win anyway, even the combined forces of the world against the United States would probably not win.
Like, that's how outrageous the fucking power advantage is.
So they did this.
And look at the state of the world.
Overextended all over the world.
Broke, bankrupt.
Everybody's sick.
Out of control.
Borders wide open.
Everybody's compromised by different governments.
Military's morale all-time torture.
All the weapons dispensed, gone, sent to Ukraine, evaporated.
Canada has nothing whatsoever.
Retention levels are in the basement.
Social fabric is being torn apart.
We're literally disintegrating in real time.
And our enemies are arming up and just watching this happen.
They won't even have to fire a shot.
They could just land here and go like, we're in charge now.
Like, yeah, we know.
Completely destroyed ourselves because we're retarded.
Stupid to death.
You know, that's what it was.
They were stupid to death.
It was Tinder and DoorDash is what did it.
That pretty much, that finished them off.
Once we were able to deliver pizza and pussy at the same time, just with their phone, that was end.
It was fucking nighttime for the human race at that point.
Let's watch the rest of this masterpiece.
I'm not hanging back.
One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
God bless America.
Holy geez.
Civil war.
Oh, just in time for the election, guys.
Yeah, yeah, that's what they're gonna pull, hey.
They're basically like, is this what we're doing?
Are we telegraphing the next the next shoe to drop?
We've long speculated this, and they've got every like, I mean, probably Trump's gonna win, and then what?
You think they're just gonna go, oh, well, oh, well, take us to jail now.
Don't be ridiculous, you know?
There's no way, there's no way anybody's getting out of this without something super fucked up happening.
It's just impossible.
You're like, you're talking about like amputating a limb here to survive.
And you're like, can we do it without getting dirty?
You're like, what?
Did you hear what I said?
We have to take the leg or he will die.
But do we have to?
Yes.
What happens if we don't?
He dies.
Do we have to do it?
Yes.
What are we doing?
Let's go back to the chat box.
I miss Elon.
I wish Elon was here.
Hail Billy says, heavy mechanic in a service truck with a big territory to cover.
Oh, so basically.
Number one, Pooh Head.
What's up, man?
I'm going to move this over here.
Move over.
You're on the wrong screen again.
One of the guys at work had to leave and rush home because his wife got her first COVID shot.
Just now, really?
Why?
I mean...
Thank you.
Thank you.
You see the advertisements and stuff still.
He's like, it's not too late, everybody.
It's like, we know.
I'm pretty sure.
I saw one of those the other day.
Was it Scar Pally?
70 Cent said, hey, oh, look at this.
Hey, hey, the city of Markham says it's not too late to get here.
It's a spring gear.
You're like, yeah, we know.
You were very clear about that for like three fucking years straight.
I know.
them for they're they're trying to live in an alternate timeline where they're And I think everybody knows that.
And they're trying to just, like, put it off as long as possible and pretend that they didn't do what they know that they did.
And it's just a matter of time.
That must be stressful.
He says, ended up in the hospital overnight.
Wow.
I didn't think people were still falling for this.
Yeah, that's shocking, actually.
Hellbilly says, it's fucking Elton Bubbles John.
What is that?
Oh, in the movie there with the glasses.
Yeah, it's like, I was like, what?
I'm like, interesting.
He's just crazy.
I mean, this is what he does.
If the world's gotten to shit and it's crazy like that, you're going to have characters and people that are weird.
It's like, these are my lucky glasses.
It's like, what is he talking about?
It's like, he's killed 200 people in the last week.
All right.
Like, it's.
As long as he's pointing the gun the other way, we don't, we let him do whatever he wants, you know?
It's a different world now.
He wants to look like Elton John.
He thinks it helps.
He likes it.
I don't know.
All right.
In case you haven't noticed, Apache gunships are lighting up entire convoys of civilian vehicles on highways.
Okay.
So things are pretty off the rails.
So, yeah.
That guy's wearing skateboard shorts because he doesn't give a fuck either.
You know what I mean?
It's just like it's every man for himself out here.
It's the Wild West.
It really is.
Let's see what's going on.
Roomblé.
Lois Lansky says, let me guess the movie starts off with a Republican white man becoming president.
He was president.
He was already president.
You were right.
It seemed that way.
There was some illusion.
I'm the president.
It was a white guy, and he looked like he was probably nefarious.
He's dropping bombs on civilians, right?
He's evil.
He needs to be overthrown by the BIPOC alliance of trans gay, missed ally, gender, queer, waveform, length, frequency, co-habitational, generationally traumatized, decolonizing, vegan-worshiping, burning man attendees that they are.
There's a lot of acronyms, guys.
It's hard to keep up.
They're very big.
There's a lot of them.
And they're so important and special.
So special.
And you need to acknowledge that always, or they'll freak out because that's how special they are.
They're not just narcissists.
All right.
So, yeah, the white male Republican president is definitely a bad guy who needs to be overthrown and replaced by, I'm going to say probably a lesbian black woman.
Yeah.
Lesbian black woman, or lesbian, black, transsexual would probably be ideal.
That's, you know, the natural because they're like, what's the opposite of a straight white man?
And that's the ultimate evil to them.
So they think the opposite must be the best.
What's the most opposite thing?
Post-op transsexual black they them g-sier with a fucking, you know, surgically installed dragon horn on her head that gives her special magical powers while she wears a furry suit.
Fucking uses a litter box.
That's the president now.
That's progress.
We live in the most insane timeline.
It's so entertaining.
You got to at least appreciate that.
If you know how to look at it, it's like we live inside of a circus.
That's how I've always been coping with it, honestly.
And I think it just makes sense to look at it that way sometimes.
Because if you take it too seriously, here's why you don't take it too seriously.
If you take it too seriously and you get too stressed out about it, then you ask yourself, or well, rather, remember me asking you, what's wrong with you?
Why are you stressed out?
You think you're going to lose?
You're going to lose.
You know?
Why would you think that?
Always maintain that attitude.
There's no question.
We will not lose.
That's outrageous.
It's preposterous.
These people are idiots.
You know?
If you take them too seriously, it's stressful and you can make yourself all worked up.
Like, no, they're retarded.
They're very retarded.
So that's good.
And you remind yourself of that by, really look at how stupid and preposterous the things that they do are.
Like, really, it blows the mind.
And if you can do that, and you can laugh at them, if you can laugh at them, you're not going to be afraid of them.
And if you're not afraid of them, you're going to be able to keep your shit together and you're going to stay on your ground.
You know what I mean?
So it's not, you know...
They're a little...
Things are a little fucked.
Let's just-let's just look at th- How much I can handle.
Maybe not a lot.
Maybe some.
Oh, here, right off the top.
Why tell a story of two heroes that took down a big pharma, you know, these big billionaire motherfucking poisoners?
No, erase the two white people and let's have...
Shaniqua is now off the screen.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I am the lawyer now.
I am the lawyer now.
Great, good stuff.
Oh, teachers in France are living in fear after showing paintings of 17th century art to Muslim students.
Oh, how dare they?
Oh, did they see the paint arranged in the wrong way on the canvas?
Did their little minds get hurt?
Oh my god!
Well, you know, we should have more of those people in here.
I think more.
More of this!
More of this totally irrational, insane.
Let's murder the teacher because I didn't like the fucking painting.
There's a guy it's happened to already.
That's excellent.
Oh.
Good news, guys!
We only need another $220 million.
Open up your pocketbooks.
Weasel Wayne the Week is going to need to dip into those funds and for another $220 million to replace things we gave away to Ukraine that are now lying in ruins destroyed in a field somewhere.
Eastern Ukraine.
Meanwhile, the guns we gave away, they're not even being made to be replaced for another five or six years.
So we won't be getting those back anytime soon.
So we're gonna need a few billion dollars and we're making all kinds of really smart decisions over here.
It's amazing the things we're getting away with.
Oh, hey, in the United States, nothing we forgot about you at all.
Did you know that the whole border thing is very expensive, not just in lives and blood, but in treasure as well?
$451 billion a year this costs.
Holy Jesus, boys.
Half a trillion.
How much for a border?
How much for an American border?
Ah, no.
Oh, half a T. Half a trilli.
Oh, is that it?
Let me check my pockets.
Oh, my God.
How do we go broke faster?
We're not going broke fast enough.
What else can we do?
It's like they're stabbing themselves in every artery to bleed out faster.
Why won't America die yet?
Insane.
Oh, well, I trust them.
I trust the plan.
I trust the plan.
Oh.
Is there any more of these chats I missed?
I hope so.
Some of them are frightening and crazy.
Oh.
Oh, I got that one.
Oh, there it is.
Cambodia says, getting it under control now, thank God.
Take care of your minerals.
Your minerals?
Oh, I missed the first part.
And she says, Morgan posted about magnesium earlier.
Don't get deficient.
Yeah, magnesium is important.
I've been learning.
My pulse went to 157 for three days.
Lots of testing and pure hail the last three months.
Wild.
High pulse.
All they can find is magnesium deficiency.
Interesting.
All right.
We got all those?
Let me check the rest.
There's a couple over here on Odyssey.
Squirrel power.
Yeah.
People, I mean, there's a limit.
There's a limit to the patients.
And there will be the Milton moment.
It won't be this big theatrical, you know, there's going to be a white guy in a ski mask.
And he's going to fucking eat Jewish babies on TV.
And he's going to, it'll be something like the fucking moment that all breaks is going to be some overweight, middle-class white guy.
And he's just like, I believe you have much deepening.
Okay, okay, but I'm going to burn down the building.
Okay.
You said that I could have cake.
And last time I did not receive a piece.
I did not get cake.
Everyone else got to have the cake.
And I did not have cake, but that's the last piece.
He just keeps getting doormat at his whole life.
And then he's like, well, let's burn it all down.
And he does.
Officepace is a hilarious movie.
Stewart Passmore says, how does this person talk so long with such enthusiasm?
Hatred.
I've covered this.
Maybe you're new.
Boundless, seething hatred.
I just, it's, I don't know.
I'm Scottish and Danish.
I was just, it's a bad mix.
You know, it's not good.
You know?
It's like someone was trying to refine stubborn dickhead.
And like, Where's the purest formula of stubborn dickhead?
Like, I don't know.
Somewhere between the isles of Scotland and Denmark, I believe.
Check the loud, red-bearded, yelling, angry folk of the Highlands.
Oh, you can escape now.
I fuck your ass, just cutstack, big bastard.
You're like, yeah, that's about right.
That's where I came from.
So, I mean, this shouldn't be that.
Have you not met Scots people?
Irish guys, like, have you not, this is what we're like all the time.
A lot of us are like this.
That's why the beards are red.
It's just like the hair gave up.
It's like I got burned on the way in.
It's nothing but, there's no soul in here.
It's just the fires of death.
The hair itself is singed.
Cranky.
We're cranky, you know.
No.
Canadian spawn says, U.S. Constitution is the only thing preventing America from being completely destroyed by communists.
The bulletproof glass is getting weak, though, without the proper protection from the people.
Yeah.
Like, they're testing the fence is hard.
It's not even like poking.
They're doing, you're going for it, man.
And it's like, is there going to be a reaction?
Yes, I think so.
It's getting really, this election is going to be something else.
I don't envy them, you know, but we're not in much of a better situation up here either.
It's getting dark here as well.
Godzilla says, this seems like a good time to clarify that the Pulitzer Prize nominated publisher and war correspondent at the Diagalon Free Press and original Ragecast sponsors are the good guys.
The good old Waffen fabric.
No, that's the Free Press.
Wait, which one are you from?
I think he represents both.
Scotian Lady says, nobody laughs as hard as we do in Diagalon.
That's because we're mentally ill.
That's rid of the papers there.
We're all mad in there.
Sergeant Rock says, every time I'm away, things here change, but Diagalon stays the course.
I see the beard has made it come back.
But yeah, it's been back for a little while.
And you know what?
I'm like, maybe it's got to go again.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It depends.
Every time I suddenly don't have a beard, it's probably because I've just freshly committed a new terror and I'm trying to like evade identity because they're going to be like, have you seen a bearded, angry, fucking, stupid, you know, leprechaun Scottish man?
I'm like, oh, that might have been him, but he doesn't have a beard.
And they'll be like, damn.
And I'll be like, haha.
It would probably work.
I don't know if it was on this stream or was it on, it was on Derek's and Fairy's, I think, about how the Taliban fucking put on women's clothes and just walked past us.
And we totally knew it was them, but nobody did anything.
And it was just like, what the fuck?
Oh, there are women who are unarmed.
No, that was just, they just put on female clothes.
Like, they put on a fake mustache and just walked away.
And I'm like, that's not the guy in the picture.
Yeah, that shit does work in real life.
It's hysterical.
Like, Bugs Bunny cartoon level trickery is effective in real life.
I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it with my own eyes.
But sometimes it do be like that.
Yeah, he says, he says, the beers made a comeback.
Is Rage spreading the Christmas cheer around?
And is CRJ send a special present in the mail?
I don't want to hear about any more special presents.
I don't.
The last time, listen, they're stressful.
I don't know what it's going to be.
Like, how do you properly dispose of a 15-gallon drum of mayonnaise?
I don't know.
Is there environmental hazards?
Like, is it industrial waste?
Is it like, I don't, like, do restaurants have to follow a certain protocol to get rid of it?
I assume.
Like, I don't know.
I probably would have to break laws to get rid of it.
I'm not even really privy to its final.
I don't really know what happened.
I don't want to know.
It's for my own protection that I not know what happened to it.
It's just gone.
It's just not here anymore.
Okay.
Let's just leave it alone.
Let's just stop.
Let's just stop having to make things disappear because it's stressful and it's expensive and it's, you know, let's just.
We're talking in code.
Gun, bomb, knife.
I swear they're murdering people and they're disappearing them into the sloughs of Alberta.
I'm telling you they.
You got me.
You got me, Chief.
You cracked the code.
Chet says, I think it's funny that our families likely came over on the same boat to Picto cursing about those cunts who stole the crown and fucked things up.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Isn't it?
We were born to be angry about it.
You guys wouldn't know, okay?
Ancestors were enslaved.
They're born slaved.
My ancestors were unslaved.
Mine fucking were forced off their ancestral homes in the highland land clearances at gunpoint by the English crown, marched onto a moldy old boat, sailed across the ocean.
A bunch of them died on the way here, and they were forced to work as indentured servants.
What's your points?
What?
I don't care.
I don't care.
You're not special.
You're not special at all, okay?
Sorry if my generational trauma offends you.
I seem to have only grown stronger for mine, and yours seems to have weakened you.
How pitiful.
How small.
Bad grandpa says, I bought little boots for my chihuahua, now she goose steps like the rest.
What are you doing?
Goose step in Chihuahua.
That's not something I've ever seen before.
I wouldn't say no to seeing it.
If I were presented with a video, would you like to see a goose-stepping Chihuahua?
I'd be like, why not?
I've never seen that before.
I don't think.
Seems an oddly specific thing.
To request.
I want a Chihuahua.
I want a merchant Chihuahua.
Hailbilly says, had to shave one year bear yesterday to get on a beard.
To get on a drilling rig site.
Yeah.
Safety.
Safety first.
It's emasculating.
You could just cut it real short.
It's not that bad.
I usually keep it shorter than this.
It's getting a little bit long.
But yeah.
People like the big long.
It's not necessary.
You don't got to go that big.
Now you're just...
It's how you use it.
Okay?
Ask anyone.
That's only what people that can't have big beards can say, yeah, but I can't have a big beard, okay?
I'm trying to be nice to the guys that can't.
I'm trying to make them believe that it's not all about the size when it is.
We all know that it is, but no one wants to just say it because we feel bad, but it's like we're lying to them.
I don't like to lie, guys.
Yeah, you gotta make so many dick jokes.
It's like it's in the contract.
He'll tell you all about it.
He's a slave driver.
He says, underpowered wood chippers are ready for usage.
Oh, God.
Get the overpowered ones.
Let's just get it over quick.
There's no need to.
It'll get stuck, and the little guys will have to get sticks and pry things.
It's nasty, you know?
Do that with the Amazonian woman.
Like, that's going to be another thing that I'll accept you've done, but I don't need to see physically.
I don't require that.
The Chihuahua, yes.
I will see that.
The chipper, no.
I've seen enough things.
Like I said.
The real Bret Hart of Diagolon, unlike that fake one, we don't know where he's been, but we don't want him to come back because he's fake.
It says when you transport Mayo in the lands of Diagolon, it's considered dangerous goods.
Please take the special dangerous goods route straight back to Circulon.
It is.
It's designated.
You can't be driving that on regular highways, guys.
Lives at stake, all right?
People, there's baby on board.
It's children.
You fucking mad?
Are you reckless?
You're a madman.
Oblivion Pit Marty.
Interesting name.
It says, it's been months since we spoke.
I don't recall you.
Oblivion Pit Marty.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Marty?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I'm forgetting the fake names of my imaginary employees already.
I'll be right with you, Marty.
Is he a friend of Kevin's?
Did you who's his idea?
I'll talk to him.
You just keep the doors closed.
He's working on the oblivion pit.
We do need one of those.
He's only been constructing it for once.
He says the pit construction is proceeding nicely, two kilometers depth.
That's pretty good.
Do we need to go deeper than that?
How deep do we need?
I mean, we just need the perception of eponymous pit, but it doesn't need to be deep.
Does it, though?
Because if it is, that's epic.
Also, for whatever reason, Ray, call it karma.
Call it love.
Call it madness.
I believe that men have a reason to dig holes in the ground.
For some reason, men want to dig holes in the ground and see where they go and see what's down there.
We just want to know what's down.
We want to know what's going on in places.
We're like that, okay?
Now I have to defend the honor of men for all men.
I could find this stupid...
They're like, why do you got to do these things?
You don't understand!
Would my grandfather who lived on the edge of Hind Valley from the noble bush exploding to the night open
speech?
Wait.
Oh deny We gotta know what's going on I'm not having this We gotta know who's in the where is everybody at what's everybody doing?
Is everything under control?
Is there anything I can do?
What's in their cage?
Nobody knows what's in the cage Get the boys from going to the fucking cage Nobody knows what's in the cage Nobody's ever been in there What's the fucking scum?
We don't know that either and it fucking pisses us off.
What's that flying dinner plate thing, dick?
Fucking what is that?
We can't help it.
We need to know what the fuck is going on.
So we're digging holes.
So that's it.
The Oblivion Pit goes on.
The bottom, the core.
What's at the core of the Earth?
This is the real reason for it all.
The sacred mission we've been given.
It's the whole reason any of us are together.
We have to dig.
We have to dig deeper.
We have to dig further than any man has ever done.
Calamiters Agents What's up the core gentlemen Coming up next on anti-hate.ca the Diagalon Network has become a digging cult and are obsessed with finding the core of the earth They haven't been heard from in nine years.
Yeah, because we went to hyperborea.
It's down there.
That is funny though, you know kids do that it's like what's going on you get curious and then you get bored and you're like it becomes a challenge.
Why you gotta climb that mountain?
No one's ever done it before.
Why?
Because I'm a man and I'm ridiculous.
You know?
You wouldn't understand.
I understand.
I understand.
Go, brother.
Climb the mountain.
I get it.
You don't?
That's on you.
Hellbilly Douglas says, wife too feels like she's robbing the cradle.
Uh-oh.
What kind of an age difference are we talking about?
Like a sexy one or like a creepy one?
You know?
Like, yeah, she's fucking 64 and I'm 19. I'd be like, whoa.
That should probably be illegal, you know?
Or is it more like, I'm 27 and she's 38?
I'd be like, hmm, interesting, you know?
Man on the mountain says, hey, bloody, bloody, fuck you, fuck, fuck you, bloody.
You don't fuck me.
I fuck you.
You fuck me.
I fuck you, bloody.
I love how, I mean, I love the new culture that we, like, I know this now.
Now we know how to communicate.
You know, we understand each other.
We, you know, the little quirks and nuances of our different tones.
You know, it's just, it makes it, it's more enriching.
Yeah, it is.
It's a very rich.
I feel rich.
I feel rich.
Every time I pay the power bill and the heat bill and the more and the taxes and the grocery bill, I mean, I feel, I feel rich, you know?
Don't we all?
Don't Canadians just feel really, really rich right now?
Do you feel really rich right now?
Bloody fucking.
Scrotum Wrangler?
Aggressive.
Confident, though, you know?
Confident.
If that's a female, interesting.
That's a hell of a handle.
That's a username.
You know what I mean?
That's a fucking, that's a, you know, just strolling in.
Hey, wants their fucking balls fondled.
Like, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Somebody's fucking assertive, you know?
Certain men take notice.
Says, five Dara, make you hara.
Oh, God.
It's a, oh, Lord.
Never mind, guys.
No, it's a Vietnamese hooker.
Five Dara, make you Hara.
Go away.
Please go away.
Gross.
I can, no, there's no noodles in here.
Leave.
Wife to Hellbilly.
It says, now, now it's only five and a half years.
Yeah, that's not bad.
That's, see, that's, that's good for you.
I'm happy for you.
You know, it's good.
You know?
Is it a creepy amount of years?
I'm robbing the cradle.
Well, she's 61 and I'm 20 years old.
Why do you talk like that?
I lost my mind a long time ago.
I married an old woman.
Good point.
Fair.
Didn't really consider that.
What else is going on?
How much time do we have left?
How much longer do I have to keep this?
A little bit longer.
Fuck me.
I don't even talk about any of this shit.
I've been yelling a lot.
Anybody else notice that?
Has anybody noticed that?
Have I been yelling recently?
Who's somebody talking about this?
It's like, it's the shit.
It's the, fuck.
You know, I talk like this all the time, every day, non-stop, and just screaming non-stop.
Reminds me of that.
Is that Shane Gillis, a guy Derek really likes?
The George Washington character?
That's like the funniest.
That's one of the funniest bits I've ever seen.
I haven't laughed that hard since I was a teenager.
When you first discover stand-up comedy and it's like, oh, my God, it's so amazing.
Oh, my God.
This George Washington character is hysterical.
Just this big, dumb, retarded, you know, lead-poison guy with donkey teeth in his mouth.
Just fucking.
No.
Oh, man.
You got to go see it.
Shane Gillis, George Washington.
I think that's him, right?
If you've seen, fuck, that is a good one.
All right.
What else is going on?
Let's see.
Where's my chat?
No more mystical story time.
That was fun, though.
I hope Elon does the right thing, you know?
Whose team is he really on?
I've heard that.
And when you think about it, I mean, the internet gamer culture he's aware of, his age, like the games that he plays, the obvious places on the internet he's been to and frequented, and the things he definitely would have seen.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We'll see.
So far, I mean, hey, you're not breaking the law.
You're not breaking the law.
I don't care if you don't like it.
That's how it's supposed to be.
Is it illegal?
No?
Well, then there you go.
But I don't like what they're saying.
Too bad.
You don't have to.
That's not how the world works.
This doesn't matter if you don't like it.
You're allowed to not like it.
It's fine.
You know, good for you.
You're not allowed to just silence people because you don't like them.
That's the whole point of having free speech in the first place.
It's not for people that you like.
It's for the people that everyone doesn't like, especially because they're the ones that will be silenced and destroyed by the mob.
See, that's minority persecution, that whole thing that you pretend that you're against.
So you're actually advocating for, if you think about it for even just a moment.
But I don't think you do that very often.
You know, I think you just on Twitter a lot.
True Goy Strong and Free says a magic amount of loonies for you, sir.
Ooh, interesting.
I like magic.
It soothes me.
Broken Pipes is trying to type up invoices while hearing you rant yell, production is falling rapidly.
Type faster!
Type those fucking things!
Stick.
Stick.
His name is Stick, 1972.
What happened in 1972?
Where did this stick come from?
What was it used for?
He says, hey, I didn't want to say anything, but you're not wearing any pieces of flare.
My son Caleb and I are watching from Ridgeide.
Oh my God, you're right.
This is a fight.
This was, I was testing you.
I was testing you, and thankfully.
Stick came through.
No one else seemed to even care.
And you people are supposed to be on the lookout for subtle signs of distress and secret code.
CSIS knows about all the secrets.
We had to develop all new secret codes.
There's elaborate secret messages hidden all over this place.
All over.
And you didn't notice this has been missing this whole time.
I'm deeply disappointed.
And everyone but stick 1972.
You can make it up to me by sending me money.
Until then, I will hate all of you.
I can't believe I forgot.
Damn.
There's so many like little, not that many, but enough that I have to run like a checklist to make sure I forget anything.
And that, fuck.
Damn it.
I was so close.
I thought I had it.
It eludes us to this day, guys.
I've talked about it.
And we know it's out there.
I think it is out there.
Like that movie, really great movie, Ford v.
Ferrari.
The perfect lamp.
It's out there.
Like the perfect stream.
I can see it.
I know it exists.
No mistakes.
No lag even.
Nothing.
Everything.
Every segment.
Every joke.
Every impression.
Every comment deflected.
Every troll destroyed.
Everything.
Just perfect.
I almost had a perfect stream once.
What happened, Father?
I was coming around the bend in the home stretch.
Last 40, you know.
30, 40 minutes to go.
Home stretch.
And then somebody was like, hey.
Right there.
Five points.
The hunt goes on.
Not today.
But Sunday.
We'll never stop searching, Philip.
Never!
Oh, it ended the music when I pressed end.
Oh, I would have bookmarked that.
That's a fun.
I like that one.
I love that no one, you know.
What are you guys even watching?
No, literally no one knows.
I don't know.
No one has any idea.
That's why, you know, they can't stop.
It's like a flailing.
What are those charts that are going around?
Chaotic good.
You know, it's a flailing dustball of fists and screaming and fire.
Like, ah, just stay out of its way, I think.
I don't know.
Are they having fun?
I don't know.
Just everyone's kind of nervous around it, you know?
No one really wants to engage with it directly.
They're just asking other people who might have heard about it or seen it.
People are scared to talk to you.
It's hilarious.
Do you know how many people I've talked to?
Like, it would blow your mind.
Some of them.
Some of them you'd be like, really?
I've talked to them offline, but they're like, not on my show, though.
Like, I can't.
It's so funny to me.
That's fucking too scary.
I know.
It's all very threatening.
So he's not getting the invoices done.
That's okay.
I think government invoices?
Stick save the day.
All right, no, I think I'm all caught up.
Damn.
Fucking goddamn.
Nicely done, too, with the office space reference.
I appreciate that.
That was a solid super chat, too.
Every super chat was good.
You know, it's so hard to have a perfect stream.
It's nearly impossible.
It is.
They say it's impossible, but I mean.
Nolan Ryan threw a no-hitter, you know, or something.
You know, my dad told me that.
So it could be done.
I'll do it.
Tassos Platus says, you ever watch the Leafs game in Punjabi?
Oh, my God.
No, I wouldn't.
Kindly do the needful and put in Omni Channel when the Leafs are playing.
Kindly do the needful.
Showed me it.
Showed me it.
I saw this.
I didn't.
Derek shared it.
I'm not going to show it to you because it's hideous.
It's this fucking migrant guy, broad daylight, up against the window of a woman's apartment building, just pulling his dick right in front of her, making like an animal, literally like an animal.
In my opinion, she should be well within her legal rights to shoot him in the face dead right there.
It's my opinion.
If it were up to me, I would permit that as a legal.
Yes.
What are you doing?
You wanker.
Comes up to the window and it's just like, bang, like, goodbye.
Like, does anyone have a problem with that?
No one would have a problem with that.
It's like, he was very mentally ill.
Then why the fuck was he here?
Shouldn't you have been watching him then?
Why is he my fucking responsibility?
Oh, right.
He's not my responsibility.
That's why he's dead on the ground, gurgling and making noises.
Get him the fuck off of my lawn, okay?
Or I'm going to shoot you next.
Okay?
Okay.
Call him up.
Get him out of here.
Call the ambulance.
He'll be here in seven to ten hours.
Fuck.
This place is turning into a...
Like, this is the world they live in now.
This is just gangs of men, you know, animal men.
Cool.
That's cool.
Smoke on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
It's the noise of it dying, being sucked through a tube to hell.
Bad Grandpa says, Can we do a production run of collar pins, three slashes with oak leaves?
Yes, yes, we can.
I have to find out who made these originally.
This is the only one I have.
It was at the fundraiser last year, and I don't know who made it.
I can't recall exactly who it was that made them, but they're great.
And I saw that Greg had one.
Morgan brought me back one.
I think I might have another one somewhere, but I think maybe just have this one.
And yeah, that would be cool.
I would sell those.
Absolutely.
Grift.
That's a grift.
Some kind of grift.
Put on the grift shop, the grift.shop and grift it.
Grift it real good.
Buy my collar pins.
Grift shop.
Hellbilly says 1,300 kilometers since Monday fixing broken shit on the way.
Careful when you're pumping air in your tires.
Just make sure there's no goblins sucking the air out the other side of the tire because they'll fucking, they're doing that out there.
They are doing that.
Slashies with oak leaves.
Yeah.
Dope.
Ziobubba says, sitting here listening at my Cirqu girlfriend's house.
Oh, boy.
She can hear me.
She's not your girlfriend anymore.
And noticed her younger sister making sexy eyes at me.
Oh, well, now.
Interesting.
Interesting.
You've got yourself in a situation, sir.
I think you're going to need to navigate that and focus less on this stream.
This is much less important than what you do next.
That is going to have serious...
You're going to choose your own adventure story right now, my man.
Okay?
The choice is yours.
This is like, what's your charisma level?
You know, what are you, like a 10, 20?
Like, you know, it's going to matter.
What's your speech level at?
What's your persuasion ability?
Like, all that, you got to take those into consideration and choose your path accordingly, very carefully.
Lest you end up with nothing.
You know, that's what you don't want.
That's losing.
You don't lose, you know.
Like, I'm not sure what the stream has to do with it.
Like, he mentioned that.
It's like, I figure you're listening to it because you just super chatted me.
So it's like, is this part of the reason?
Are you going to be in some weird, you know, home wrecking thing?
I don't know what's going on.
This has nothing to do with me if she's listening.
I mean, I didn't encourage this.
I didn't bring this into your world.
I didn't put this in front of you.
Don't you be putting vixen eyes on my boy like this?
Nobody asked you.
Nobody asked you to come in here, temptress, succubus, creature of the evening.
You just mind your manners, okay?
And that is your sister, by the way, young lady.
Now, all these things considered, if you don't care, I can't stop you because, I mean, clearly, you sound like a handful.
Moving on.
Moving on.
Sergeant Rock says, this reminds me of your poppy story.
How can one man slide into a parade?
Yeah, man.
Slide into a parade and get away with it.
I feel like my instinct was that he did notice, but he'd already torn into three other guys and he's just, you know, over it.
And he was just ramping because he's like, I could do this all day, you know?
But I'm not positive.
I might just be telling myself that.
It was like being caught dead to rights in the open, no cover whatsoever, enemy machine gun right on you and they go click and you're like, oh, like, you know what I mean?
It was like a one in a million.
What are the odds?
Thank you, Jesus.
You know, like, I'm alive.
I can't believe that I got away with that.
Yeah, I should have got jacked into oblivion for that.
He says, now I'll be looking at your dress attire much more closely from here on.
Well, stick noticed.
I was testing you.
I was testing you.
I even got this.
This is a new tie, too.
It's all new.
and you didn't even notice that.
See, you don't even...
You don't even...
What?
This is so stupid.
These stupid streams are stupid.
Uh.
I don't know.
Yeah.
This is how I feel.
It's time to address something, you guys.
90s email fashion.
I've been doing these streams for a while.
I used to, like, I barely even used to get dressed, you know?
And I was like, you know what?
I'm going to put some effort in.
And it turns out, like, I'm only pretty sure that you don't even notice anymore.
You don't even care if I'm wearing clothes or not.
You're not even paying attention.
You're just using me.
I wonder, is there anything I'm gonna miss?
Where's your fucking pin on your shirt, dick?
You're not even wearing pants.
You never have.
Oh, it's all dumb.
We've been doing this for five years.
I'm only pretty sure that I can't stream anymore.
Before you.
How's the rest of that song go?
I haven't heard that in a long time.
He had a weird voice.
He was like drunk half the time.
That was Third Eye Blind, right?
I saw a fucking...
And they had, it was on him, it was on like MTV or much music or something.
And he was out of his mind gone, like hammered, fucked up on pill, like whatever he was on.
He was, it was hilarious.
I was like, I was, I was mortified at that level that, that an adult professional, like a famous person, would just go in public and be totally fucked up and not give a shit at all.
Like, just, it blew my mind.
I was like, and like, I couldn't believe that my dad didn't care.
My dad was like, yeah.
Like, he was totally unmoved.
He's like, yeah, of course he is.
Like, that's what he is.
I was like, he's fucking looking up.
He's going to stand up.
He's like, yeah.
But everybody sees this.
Like, yeah, he doesn't care.
I'm like, why doesn't he care?
Like, I couldn't believe it.
Like, just, yeah, no dignity.
No, no, no self-respect whatsoever.
Oh, that was that guy.
Yeah, was that the guy?
Sammy John Khan alive.
Yeah, is he dead?
Is he dead now?
They're all dead, I think, aren't they?
What a weird culture.
Oh, I'm really big in the music business now, Phil.
I guess it's time to do heroin fucking fucking.
Why would it be time to do heroin?
Just his bros, rock and roll.
That makes no sense.
All right.
Morgan, does that make sense?
Yellow?
No?
Did you just do heroin just because you're famous?
Would you?
Is it part of the rules?
Is it part of the show?
I don't know.
How's it gonna be?
Yeah, that was the song.
She's gonna do heroin when she's 70. Good.
Well, you've booked time off for it then.
You're looking forward to it.
All right, what else is going on?
A little bit of time left.
Did I miss anything really heinous?
Definitely.
There's so much gross shit going on.
I mean, like, again, this is the world you live in.
Just generally.
Just understand this.
Yeah, we were working to terror, you know, psychological.
The military was involved in this.
You remember, right?
That was confirmed.
The Canadian military PSYOPs were involved in making you do what the government wanted and scaring you and making you compliant and obedient.
The Canadian military was used against you.
The people that are supposed to protect you are hurting you on behalf of someone else.
And the media helped them do it.
The government did it.
The police helped them.
That's where you live now.
And it's just, you don't do yourself or anybody else any other favors by ignoring this, pretending that's not the case.
Oh, it's just over exaggerated.
Is it?
It's like taking a chance.
There's not a tiger loose in your encampment, you know?
Now we're watching, and we're going to go back.
We're doing this tonight, I think.
1923 is the next part before the Yellowstone.
I was watching Yellowstone in jail.
There wasn't much else to do.
It's not too bad, actually, for a ridiculous TV show.
But anyway, yeah, there's lions and stuff.
That's where the metaphor came from.
The pandemic was a textbook case of the collaboration of government and industry to subvert the democratic institutions and convince the citizens of the validity and truthfulness of a narrative that was objectively false from the start.
So treason.
They lied to you.
They knew they were lying.
And they subverted reality and our democratic institutions.
They bypassed, intentionally, our institutions put in place to govern our society so that they could get what they wanted.
And that was to get rich, and many people died as a result.
That's who you're dealing with.
That's the Canadian government.
That's the Canadian media.
That's the Canadian police.
That's the Canadian journalist.
That's who they are.
If you ever get a chance to take a piece of them down, I suggest you follow through on that.
This is kind of an interesting thing I thought about too throughout my life.
It's just, I don't think, guys don't talk about stuff like this anymore, really.
But like, sometimes you have to do things that are not pleasant, but they have to be done.
And you don't like to do it necessarily.
It's not about that.
It's like it just, this is, you know, two plus two has to equal four here.
So when you have like a, you know, really bad, a piece of shit criminal murder or something, right?
And they're just pulling every, you know, it's not a...
It's an intense thing to do.
And it's not a pleasant, you know.
But what's the alternative?
You let them go?
So they did the math and they're like, no, that's unacceptable.
You can't let people like this just after what they've done, you know?
So they do what they had to do.
Because if you give them a chance, they've already shown you who they are.
They're killers and thieves, murderers, and, you know, like poison.
They'll just keep, they'll just do it again.
That's what they do.
It's like, oh, a snake bit me and I caught it.
What should I do with it?
Like, oh, just let it go and it'll bite you again.
That's what it does.
It's a snake.
Don't snip on snake.
Snake bites.
Bite snakes, snakeies.
Okay.
Okay.
So, you know, they have to follow through on these things.
And it's like doing, you know, disciplined hard things that you don't necessarily want to do.
Even just like some of the work projects these guys are doing or just something Like maybe just your fitness routine or your business plan or whatever it is, there's going to be a point where, and this is the difference between, I've talked about this before, I think, this is the difference between enthusiasm and discipline.
Discipline is when you do something when you don't have any enthusiasm to do it.
Lots of people start projects or go off on things and really think something's a good idea.
They do the mental math and they go, this is what I want to do.
And their heart, yep, 100%.
That's the plan.
That's what we're doing.
I'm doing it.
And go.
Okay?
Good for you.
And for a little while, you've got enthusiasm.
But after a while, that starts to wear off.
Anything, no matter what you're doing, anything.
You get used to it.
Or it becomes a grind or whatever.
And then it's not exciting anymore.
And then people, they give up.
That's the weak decision.
Your brain has already calculated this is something you wanted to do.
You knew you wanted to do this.
You don't not want the thing you're after.
You're just tired.
You just don't, you're not enthusiastic about it anymore.
Who cares?
Like, keep working.
That is what discipline is, is doing the thing.
Like, you don't want it.
I don't have any enthusiasm for it, but I'm going to keep doing it because that's what discipline is.
Those people win.
And we have a culture of people that we give up when things get hard now.
Any inconvenience.
Oh, geez, it's kind of difficult.
I bow out.
And you saw it.
You saw it when these inquiries are going on.
You're seeing it in courtrooms around the country.
I'm seeing it myself personally a lot of the time.
There will be opportunities and positions where somebody is dead to rights on something.
They did something really fucked.
It's like there needs to be consequences.
And leniency, leniency, leniency, extreme leniency, extreme leniency.
They'll say they like the idea.
Oh, yeah, we have a strong, rigorous system.
We punish the corrupt and we fuck, yeah, we do all of these things.
We're very on the ball and we don't let anything slide.
They'll say that.
But when you put that in front of them and there's somebody else's face in front of them, they don't have the steel inside to fucking bring the hammer down.
Not because they want to or because they have to enjoy this or like, oh, maybe that's your friend or a colleague or somebody you feel sympathy for.
But it's like, what you did was fucked.
Like, this can't stand.
It has to be like this now.
I don't enjoy this.
Like when somebody has to put their dog down or their horse or something, it's like, this isn't, but if I don't, it's worse.
Good night, you know?
And they rely on that.
That's what they'll beg and plead.
I was just doing my job.
I was doing my job.
I'm just a person too.
And I'm just a, yeah, we know.
We know.
Remember?
Remember?
The shoe was on the other foot.
How would it look?
If they got what they wanted back then, if it got as intense as they wanted, they're fucking putting people in camps, dude.
What was the next step?
What were you going to do next?
Huh?
You're going to take children from their parents like you did with the fucking residential schools?
Were you going to do that to us?
Were you going to take all the fucking white kids and force inoculate them?
And what were we going to do?
Huh?
Because what were they?
Children of the militia commanders or fucking, what was, what was the plague?
I mean, you were just spitballing, I'm sure, right?
You were just thinking out loud, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's who you want to let go.
Remember that.
That's who you have on the chain if you ever get a hold of these fuckers and you feel like giving them leniency.
I'm not.
I don't want to get into specifics.
I've got a couple of court things going on.
You don't just walk away.
No.
It'd be easier, much cheaper.
Nope.
They count on that shit.
Oh, well, never mind.
No, no, no, no.
Get back here.
Nope.
But please.
No.
No.
You're making this worse.
You're lowering yourself to a level of, you know, it's undignified.
You know?
Just accept it.
Take the beatings.
You know?
You know what you did.
Everybody knows what you did.
Stop this charade.
It's irritating and it's a waste of everyone's time.
Everyone's time is being wasted.
The taxpayers' money is being wasted.
The sheriffs and the bailiff, they don't want to hear this.
They've got family.
They don't want to be here.
We're not entertaining your childish fantasies on how the world works, okay?
So let's just skip that.
Anyway.
Like this.
I don't know if I talk.
I think I did talk about this already.
Did I?
I tweeted about it.
They talked about this like it was a good thing.
Oh, they were up for 24 hours straight.
They had naps and sing-alongs.
I'm glad you're treating our country's governance like a child's sleepover.
That's excellent.
Thank you for that.
I'm glad that you're making decisions at the highest levels on what's to be done with our money, our policy, how to run our lives.
Yeah, you're just up all the way.
What were you having chips and pop and was there a pizza party?
Were you watching Home Alone?
Well, you were having sing-alongs and doing little nappy naps, were you?
I mean, maybe it's just me.
I find it much more difficult to do strenuous, important tasks that require my full attention.
When I've been up for a whole day, when I've been asleep, you know, it's reckless.
It's negligent.
You know, for instance, you can't drive a car.
You can't really do a lot.
You can't fly, certainly.
You're impaired at this point, legally.
You're legally impaired if you haven't slept on.
Did you know that?
You can be charged.
Oh, but you can run the country, though.
Isn't that cute?
This place is so embarrassing.
And everyone acts like this isn't the conservatives.
Oh, we're sticking it to them.
We're going to make them stay up.
Oh, you're going to stay up all night?
You're going to have a pizza party?
It's a fucking game.
yes, it is a game to him.
It's a game to all of them.
They don't care.
This guy's fucking texting on his phone.
This guy's 100 years old.
Fast food and occasional laughs.
The house smell of fast food as voting stretched from Thursday into Friday.
Health minister showed up to vote in a loud green jacket.
He said he was wearing to mark the Christmas season.
Oh, isn't that great, Tom?
I just love these guys, don't you?
I do too, Billy.
I love the politicians.
I can't get enough of them.
They're so full of spunk and life and that Canadian spirit we just can't get enough of.
I think we all should give them another pay raise.
What do you think?
I think they've earned it.
Tom, another pay raise is right.
Give another pay raise to the hero, the real heroes of Canada, the politicians who pay themselves millions of dollars to have sleepover parties and eat pizzas and to do sing-alongs while we die in the fucking streets.
Tom with the weather!
interesting this too um The synchronicities, maybe?
Maybe Harrison's a fan?
I don't know.
I like him.
I like Harrison.
Don't let them get away with it, he says.
Somehow, political leaders and unelected bureaucrats across the country have managed to escape any form of accountability, despite leading the worst assault on Canadian freedom since World War II.
Yes, curious that.
A lot of people are asking those questions these days, but Harrison.
I think we should all ask them much louder.
Much, much louder, Douglas.
Yes, Douglas.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Maybe in honking form.
Perhaps.
Maybe with helicopters and barking dogs.
Anyway, don't worry.
The government's got it under control.
They're dealing with those dirty Diagalon terrorists by seizing their money.
Oh, wait, actually, CIBC, remember the who won't let me have a bank account?
CIBC, one of the other institutions who will not let me, a Canadian citizen with no criminal record and a war veteran, have a bank account for political reasons.
CIBC, that very same bank account, along with Scotiabank, RBC, TD, and so on.
CIBC, specifically, that bank, the Canadian, what is it?
Commerce Bank Dominion.
Which one is it?
I can't remember the fucking stupid acronym.
They were fined $1.3 million for failing to comply with money laundering and terrorist financing rules.
Oh, really?
I'm shocked.
I'm absolutely shocked that the worst people in the world, the banks, are, you know, helping terrorists and money laundering.
No way.
Oh, my goodness.
And these slaves, too.
They like, you know, I'm like, dude, they're vampires.
You understand what's going on?
Do you know anything about the banking system?
They don't.
They clearly don't.
But they don't even ask about it.
They're content to just pump their tires all day long and they don't even ask where the air goes.
They're just like, in my face.
Like, it's wild.
Like, how did you not notice?
I think a lot of people have, though.
And there's, you know, more in your face reasons for that, especially like death.
Like, when death goes up 135% from, you know, quote, unspecified causes, otherwise, you know, in internet lingo, because reasons.
Real headline.
Stats Canada, an agency of the government, of the Canadian government has just published a new report revealing that the nation smashed records for deaths in 2022.
Aside from soaring numbers of Canadians dying from unspecified causes, the nation recorded a record number of COVID deaths despite high vaccination uptake and the pandemic being over.
Isn't that crazy?
What?
Really bizarre?
Really, really strange?
Other ill-defined and unspecified caused mortality rose by 135% from 2020 to 2022.
Gee Willie.
Well, I'm sure Mill House will be all over that.
Stay home, stay safe.
Remember, do your part.
You're a bouncing air.
I'm sure he's looking into it for you.
I'm sure they all are.
I'm sure Turban Man is with their new giant monkey deity.
Where is this, Brampton?
Yeah.
Typical Canadian tradition of building giant monkey statues of Indian gods.
You know, Canadian.
Very not, you know, colonize-y or anything.
You know?
Are we putting down shopping malls and Tim Horton?
I mean, we don't even have much of a culture anymore anyway, right?
Let's go put some cattle farms.
They'd probably like that.
They'd like our cattle farms.
I wonder how long this is going to stay up.
I wonder what...
Who's got the over-under on this?
Yes.
I don't feel like it's got a long lifespan.
You know what I mean?
One way or another.
I'm a betting man!
Derek said they're betting on the Special Olympics now, you know what I mean?
What's that fucking monkey doing in my town?
There's no fucking giant monkey gods in Dick's Town.
*Gunshot* Misses away, bitch!
*Dude, dude, dude, dude* *Shh* *Heading into twilight, spreading out a wind's wind* DICK NO!
*BOOM* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* That's why we love him guys!
*Gunshot* WE LOVE YOU DICK69!
You guys like that down there?
Target destroyed!
Gonna do a barrel roll!
Watch this!
You know what you can do until you get on the side and you can go!
*music*
Airstrike confirmed, target destroyed.
He never misses.
I mean, he is a dickhead, but he is a good pilot.
He is really good.
I mean, that's why he gets away with it.
He's obnoxious, but he's really good.
Unloaded the whole arsenal of the plane.
Everything.
How many missiles was that?
It was like 12, right?
He dropped a drop tank on it, too, just to make a point.
He said, what'd he say?
He said, yeah, bro, it was like taking a dump on the corpse.
Hilarious.
You know, I love this guy.
Dumps the drop tank right on the.
That's like, take my shit, too.
He would.
Dick69 would do that.
That is what he would do.
People would be like, oh, no.
Sifting through the wreckage, drop tank comes down and crushes somebody.
Take that.
Flies by another time and like dumps out the rest of his chew cup.
He's got a big dip in his mouth, too.
Ah, and he's putting tobacco on me.
I'll be putting any giant monkey guards in Dick's town.
I don't know.
He's throwing tobacco.
Yeah.
He's also flying.
Yeah, he's flying at like Mach 2, but also somehow can, yeah, it's complicated.
I don't know anything about physics.
You know, so I'm just making it up as I go.
Oh, goodness.
The king is here.
I was wondering if he was going to make an appearance tonight.
I didn't know.
I'm glad.
You know, we always, we like the king when he shows up.
King Mahabule Mule!
The king in his great wisdom and tact wants to hear what Christopher Walkin thinks of this guy stealing his girlfriend's sister in the form of public service announcement.
Some rupees for your trouble.
That's tricky.
Hey, if I were you, I would not put my hand in that kind of a cookie jar.
Don't get back.
By gone hand.
Never again.
It's dangerous, my friend.
You do what you want.
You warned.
I warned you.
I did.
He's a creepy fucking guy.
I saw a clip of Mel Gibson talking about him, and he was like, it was like he floated into the room, you know, and he's, he just creeped me the hell out.
He was really disturbing, you know?
Mel Gibson talking about Christopher Walker.
He's like, he was really weird, you know?
And I'm like, if Mel Gibson thinks you're creepy, I trust Mel Gibson's judgment.
I don't know why, but I feel like Mel Gibson, if he says, listen, man, that guy's fucking weird, I'm just going to be like, Roger, I'm just going to go with it immediately.
How do you know?
Mel Gibson said so, dude.
He looked me right in the eye and said, that guy's fucked.
And I was like, got it.
He's been too many awesome good guy characters in too many movies.
Like, everyone just wants to love him.
And he doesn't abuse his power.
He knows he's Mel Gibson, and he doesn't use it for evil.
That's what's even better about Mel Gibson.
He could abuse it for evil, but he doesn't.
He's just Mel Gibson, you know?
He doesn't like Chris for Walking.
He's scary.
I don't, you know, I don't not like him, but I also, I would, yeah, I imagine he's probably unsettling.
He does seem to be, yeah.
His odd body proportions, everything about him seems alien.
I don't know.
Chelsea's, Chelsi, oh me omai, says, on behalf of all Alberta, I would like to thank every single mouth breather and fuel-burning man and woman for the absolutely delightful balmy weather today in this winter.
Yes.
The climate is who cares?
We're all poor.
No one cares about that climate.
Hellbilly says 3380 feet out of 5.5 burlap rope is $1,756 US dollars, just saying.
Whoa.
3,380 feet.
3,380 feet of 5.8 burlap rope.
Whoa.
That's expensive rope.
Rope's getting expensive?
Interesting.
Where does that feed into the economic plots, Phil?
We got to check into that.
All right, we got to get out of here soon.
I'm going over.
Getting late.
And I started early so I wouldn't go late.
See, that was the whole point.
That was the whole point.
Hail Billy says, 10 years playing rugby, 20 years spinning wrenches and paying for a personal trainer to make me harder to kill.
It makes your life better, man.
And you're healthier and stronger, and everything's more fun.
Scotian lady says, 70-foot statue of Don Cherry when?
100 feet.
200 feet.
A building shaped like a monument, like the Empire State Building of Don Cherry.
With his dog, too.
Bad Grandpa says, with the right team, I could launch it into near-Earth orbit.
Bad Grandpa's, he's putting a team together, is what I'm saying.
I'm putting a team together.
Spawn says, I watched Payback probably too early in life.
Mel Gibson on Revenge Kills Pre shaped my young mind.
Conspiracy theory, The Patriot, Braveheart.
It's just, God, he's just so good at that character, you know?
You know, the self-sacrificing guy, the hero.
Yeah, he's good at it.
What else?
Anything else?
I mean, it's all horrible.
Did you know you'll see less of your paychecks this year because of new taxes?
Oh, really?
Geez, taxes are going up?
No way.
It's not like it's every year, always, forever.
Ireland's deciding.
Oh, you know what?
We got to just police social media.
We're just going to decide what people see on the internet now.
That's how we stop, because children are being butchered in the streets by migrants.
We need to make sure that people stop complaining about it.
That's the position they've taken.
Now, they think incorrectly that this is the correct decision.
Because remember, these people are cowards.
So they're going to choose what they think is the path of least danger and confrontation and punishment and all that kind of stuff.
They don't fear us.
They don't have any respect for us.
They don't consider us a threat in any way.
That's why they don't respect anything we care about.
They know that if they take our side, they're going to have to deal with the migrants.
They're going to have to deal with a lot of things.
And that scares them.
On the other hand, they can ignore it and just bury you, but they'll be okay.
Do you see what I'm saying?
That's because they're the selfish weasel goblin person.
Their minds need to be changed.
And that's why all the confrontation.
That's why it has to happen.
That's why people have to speak up and say things.
Because if you let it go and you let it slide, they get away with it.
It's not like people, they exhaust you with endless kind of trauma and bad shit and distracting you with different things.
But you got to get to the point where it doesn't even matter what the new current thing is.
It's like, I've already seen enough to know that you are a force of evil.
I know this.
There's nothing else that needs to happen.
We already understand each other.
People get exhausted and they want to forget and they move.
Oh, you guys are still mad about that.
Like 9-11.
Like, yeah, it was never dealt with.
You're basically, you know...
If you're somebody that's dismissing that, it's like you might as well tell someone who's, you know, their son was murdered in an unsolved murder that's 20 years old and it still haunts them and drives them to this day.
And you're like, that's stupid.
What?
This is a million times worse.
Like, do you have any idea the damage this caused to generations around the world?
The millions that died and the drug abuse and the suicides and the whole, dude, it was like we were attacked by hell itself.
Like a force of evil reached into our dimension and just grabbed a huge piece of people and sucked them screaming right into hell and gone.
And you're like, oh, well, let's not even fucking, what are you talking about?
And that was done by people that are still here.
And then they did other things.
And they're still doing these kinds of things.
Thank you.
It's like it's your, I feel like it's my, I have a responsibility.
This isn't resolved.
But if that were me, what if that was you?
What if that was your brother, your sister, your family?
Died for what?
Don't know.
Don't care?
Not going to think about it?
Not going to look into it?
Do they not deserve that?
Do you imagine?
Just to picture it.
You're just laying there in your box in the ground.
Banging on the fucking casket.
Nobody visits.
20 years later, nobody cares.
But I was murdered.
Oh, well.
Should have been a celebrity.
Should have been an important TV person for them to care.
They don't care about those.
They don't care about 18-year-old kids getting blown to bits in the middle of nowhere in places nobody can find on a map.
They don't care about, you know, the truck driver Jameson.
they don't share Those are the people that get hurt.
That's why you have to hold their feet to the fire.
You have to say no.
You have to tell them no.
Having mercy on the guilty, like it says, punishes the innocent.
Every time that you give them a pass, you let them get away with it.
You let them go unconfronted when something fucked up has happened.
Like, I'm sorry, sir, you have to put on a mask.
No, I fucking don't, actually.
I'm not going to allow you to perform this, you know, on people.
No, you don't get to do that today.
Not with me, motherfucker.
Not enough people did that.
There needs to be a spirit of fuck you, no.
No, that is wrong.
That is fucked up.
And we're not doing these things anymore.
That has to come from confidence, though.
It has to come from certainty that you're doing the right thing, that you're on the right team, that you're with the right people.
I don't think that's really in doubt at this point.
Do you?
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
I am scared of the face in the mirror.
All the cracks in the glass getting clearer.
I always overthink, make it so hard.
It's okay to be tired.
It's okay to like take breaks.
It's not okay to forget ever.
My life, I can go get my knife.
I can pull up the woman just stuck in my bag.
Or my suffering, you've got nothing to gain.
My pain is your hand, change, save it!
Thank you very much, guys.
I'll probably try to keep this time going forward.
I appreciate it's not quite so late.
Very nice, very good.
Appreciate the support, guys.
As always, raisingdiston.com for my social media links, Telegram links, the substantive links, all the things that I am doing.
And if you don't care, why are you here anyway?
Nobody cares, nobody's ever kids.
I can pull up the perfect stream of blue speak.
Today, what's the game?
It's your entertainment!
Entertainment, Philip!
He loves it.
Six hit for Torrannis!
See you on the beach!
Cease this fire at the helicopter's wall!
Man!
Live my life!
I can go get my knife!
Or I can pull up!
It was that just my baby!
It's your red to take me!
Live my life!
I can go get my knife, or I can pull up the one that you stuck in my bag.
Put myself up!
You've got nothing to gain my baby!
It's your red to take me!
Live my life and pull up the knife.
You know the one that you stuck in my bag.
The one that you stuck in my bag The one that you stuck in my
bag What is this in the garage?
You said it was a Christmas play, but it really looks not.
It's something else.
You're the cause.
The suit, the mask.
Okay, guys, two things.
Krampus is real, and it's Philip, and he also has a list.
It's only who's naughty, and they don't get presents.
just kills them This is disturbing.
I hope the children don't ever see this thing.
Why is the sleigh covered in bloodshed?
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
I'm going to go to bed.
I get.
Now this is in my Rolodex of Horrors.
I never disputed that you were a bad guitar player.
