Jake has returned from deep within the Labubu rabbit hole, and he’s brought enough furry little monsters back with him to replace Travis and Julian. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! This is a Labubu podcast now, I’m sorry to say. The real question on everyone’s mind is how many Labubus I got (a lot).
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Welcome to the QAA podcast, Premium Episode 298, La Boo Boo.
Fuck you, fuck you, dude.
Fuck you.
La Boo, La Boo, La Boo.
No.
As always, we are your host, Jake Rakotansky, Julian Field, and Travis View.
A La Boo Boo.
Noun.
A plush toy.
Come on.
Often used to decorate handbags, backpacks, and potentially satanic horses.
Marianne Wentworth.
Labooboo is a land of contrasts.
I am actually going to kill you.
What grade school essay is this?
I haven't even, Well, that's how powerful the word is.
And I'm going to kill myself, guys, because honestly, this has been a...
Don't tell me.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not going to.
Okay, good.
But, but, this, this, all right.
We're going to get to the bottom of these.
Labut butt.
What about LaButt-Butt?
Okay.
Okay.
We're going to get to the bottom of these little guys because right now, I don't have to tell you that they have an iron grip on our society.
Labooboo, Laboo Boo, Labooboo.
Your kids want them.
Your mom wants to get them for your kids and maybe a couple for herself.
But actually, no one can get them unless you're willing to fight in the streets or online for them.
One thing is for sure.
This is going to be an episode that breaks me.
And potentially, Julian.
I think definitely, Julian, based on the early, the early feedback.
I think Travis will be amused.
See, this is so fucked up because you've identified that like all my fucking vulnerable points are flashing red.
Like you know, you know that like I am not, I don't have the armor of God.
Whatever Travis is protected by, I do not have it.
And you know that.
And this is actually abuse.
Julian, you're like a, you're like a double dragon boss, like where it's not like pieces of you that are flashing red.
It's like the whole body.
And like as we go through the episode, it's going to flash more, you know, more intensely and more intensely.
I will take that, but I will say I would like to be the arcade version where you're forcing kids to pump in a bunch of coins because it's really unfair.
Like I want to be overpowered.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
Fine.
Great.
No, keep going.
Do your fucking thing.
Do your fucking laboo boo thing.
I was like reading through this last night and I couldn't stop laughing.
Like there might be a point.
Like there was a point where my wife was like, she was like, do you think like you'll be able to get through this even?
And I was like, I really don't know.
Like I might have to have one of the other guys like just pick up the script.
So that is a possibility.
Just letting you guys.
One of the other guys.
This is how you see us.
One of the other guys.
Like it just.
Well, we don't even matter as human beings.
It's like, it's one of the other guys.
You know, one of the other work guys.
Yeah.
The work guys.
It's like how creative people have to talk about like their weird projects to make it sound like it's some kind of professional outfit.
Oh, yeah.
You gotta have, you gotta start to really have, I don't know, like a personality disorder or like some sort of stance that makes it into comedy to excuse what we have set up for ourselves.
Yeah, it's like already longer than 5,000 words.
I visited some East Coast friends recently who were in from out of town.
Yes.
Hey, wait, this is my first time.
And I paused at the concierge desk as I was leaving their hotel.
The guy at the front desk around my age, maybe a little younger.
What, did you identify he had fucking hair?
laughter laughter Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Perhaps.
Okay, we're switching off now because I don't want to say laboo boo.
Oh, I just said it.
Okay.
I visited some East Coast friends recently who were in from out of town, and I paused at the concierge desk as I was leaving their hotel.
The guy at the front desk, around my age, maybe a little younger, had a laboo boo clipped to his back.
You're fucking using someone else's concierge?
You're not even checked in?
Oh, no, I wasn't checking.
You don't have a room, and you're just like, ooh, I think I'll use these concierge services.
Yeah, I can't.
Well, I came down.
I wasn't going to use them.
It caught my eye.
I was leaving.
You know, they're staying in a hotel.
Oh, you were walking out and you saw a fucking furry toy on someone's head.
I was walking out and I saw it and I was like, what a perfect opportunity to talk to another stranger, Jake.
Okay, we really, I guess we have to get through the script.
And if I interrupt every three words, it's not going to work.
Okay, so.
Is that a real laboo boo?
I asked.
Yes, he answered.
It was the second time I had seen one in the wild.
The first one was at Disneyland.
It was clipped to the front of an older woman's vest in a clear plastic protective case.
What?
This was starting to get out of hand.
Wait, are people like wearing them like in their boxes?
Because it's already got, it's like a collectible, but you also want it to be like a purse fucking flare piece?
Yeah, they online you can buy clear plastic laboo boo shaped like protective cases.
Oh.
There's a whole like submarket not from pop mark.
We'll get into all that.
The aftermarket.
These things better have a sex toy built in.
Like they better.
I'm sure that's coming.
I'm sure that's coming.
Like there's no excuse for these things to exist unless we can fuck them in some way.
Okay.
Sorry.
Continue.
You're harassing a concierge in a place that you're not paying for.
Yes.
Go ahead.
I told the guy that I didn't even know what laboo-boos were until two weeks ago and that now I was obsessed.
Me too, the guy said with a sigh.
It was just so funny.
He looked down like he was like, oh, me too.
Bro, it's so.
He was like so defeated.
But it was true.
I was obsessed.
Like, how did I and so many others go from knowing nothing about these creatures to trying to gather as many as we could?
Were these seemingly harmless plushies imbued with demonic powers?
Many do think this is the case, but the reality is far more frustrating and financially detrimental.
Financially detrimental.
I really hope your wife like has more control over your budget at this point.
Like, she needs to fucking, it's like one of those situations.
She needs to interfere.
You know what?
She's got her own very good job, all right?
And she's got her, she's got plenty of her own money that if she wants to spend it on whatever.
She can save you from yourself.
She wants to spend it on stuff, you know, she doesn't.
How much has she spent on La Boo Boos?
Zero dollars.
Okay, copy that.
So come with me as I take you down the exciting macaron hole and into a world of blind boxes, recycled satanic panic, and a community of consumers desperate to beat the bots and collect what's rightfully theirs.
La booboo.
La boo-boo.
La boo-boo, la boo-boo, la boo-boo, la boo-boo.
La boo-boo.
La boo-boo.
La boo la boo.
La boo-boo.
La boo-boo.
La boo-laboo.
Laboo boo.
La boo-boo.
La boo la boo.
La boo boo.
La boo boo.
Laboo la boo la boo boo boo boo.
Laboo boo.
Laboo boo.
La boo boo la boo la boo boo.
Julian?
I don't know.
I don't think I'm going to pay taxes this year because the money is going to a genocide.
And I wake up every morning and all I fucking think about is how I would like to, you know, fuck.
I can't even use the words because I feel like my phone's recording me.
I'm also on a podcast.
Well, you guys know what I want to do every morning.
Well, you know what?
If you wanted to, you could wake up every morning and be thinking about Laboo Boo like me.
Join us.
Why?
Why is the in the clip, there's Coca-Cola?
Yes.
And I know, I know I'm getting ahead of myself, but the ones you got have a Coca-Cola.
Some of the ones I got.
What is the thought?
But there's so much Coca-Cola involved.
Like, Beanie Babies weren't holding Coca-Cola.
What's happening?
These are like partnerships.
They're doing these collaborations with like huge corporations.
And there's Disney ones, there's, you know, Coca-Cola ones.
And, you know, the Coca-Cola heads are hoarding the Coca-Cola Laboo Boos.
It's so cool.
Yeah.
And they're fucking, they're partnering with all the U.S. weapons manufacturers.
And now we're dropping La Bomb Bombs on people's countries.
They're very cute and they have annoying eyes.
It all started a couple weeks ago.
My wife wanted to do something dumb and fun after a tough workday and suggested we go to the mall to buy Laboo Boos.
Okay, that does actually sound fun.
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Travis, why is that such a good deal?
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Travis, for once, I agree with you.
And I also agree that people could subscribe by going to patreon.com slash QA.
Well, that's not an opinion.
It's a fact.
You're so right, Jake.
We love and appreciate all of our listeners.
Yes, we do.
And Travis is actually crying right now, I think, out of gratitude, maybe?
