Redpilled Poetry Night Part Trilogie feat E1 Podcast (Premium E296) Sample
Who said the right can’t sling poetry to the masses? Inspired by the awesome Dimes Square scene and the incredible thinker Curtis Yarvin we set out to establish the lyrical domination of our liberal enemies with Andrew, Branson and Charles from the Episode 1 Podcast. For the third time.
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QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.
Welcome to the QAA Podcast Premium Episode 296, Red Pill Poetry Night, part trilogy.
As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rocketansky and Julian Fields, and we are once again joined for our annual episode.
It feels like that's what it's becoming, by the E1 podcast crew, Andrew Branson, Charles.
What's up, guys?
What up?
Thanks for having us, guys.
Yo.
Ready to get pilled even further.
Yes.
We have to do this every year, if only to just check in with RK Gandhi and see what his latest bullshit persona that he's selling on Instagram with all his poems.
You know how like those weekly pill cases, when you people have those weekly pill cases, I have a yearly one with 365 things in it, and there's just one pill once a year for this show.
That's right.
You take the blue pill every other day.
It takes up like four drawers.
It's just like clear plastic trays and one red pill.
So just to be clear, we're all Republican.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you, yeah, all of you.
Yeah.
Just making sure, you know, just making sure with this today.
The one thing I do want to say about RK Gandhi is I did revisit some images he took, some promotional images of him writing in his journal, wearing sandals, and his hair is beautiful.
R.K. Gandhi has legitimately beautiful hair.
It flows.
The light hits it very well, you know?
And he has never mentioned that once in any of his poems.
Ever.
Yeah, he's missing opportunities.
I mean, if he's got good hair, maybe Bill Ackman should draft him to run against Mamdani in New York.
There's still time to stop Zorin.
Yeah, a lot of the text from his latest book could be used just straight up to power a campaign.
It's called Hope in the Black Hole.
Poems to Guide You Home.
I wonder what that could be about.
I didn't think there was much of anything inside a black hole.
What I've seen is that he is increasingly black-pilled, as in like, he kind of just doesn't believe that like the actual red pill, slightly more right-wing approach has yielded much of anything.
And all his friends have pointed to probably everything Trump has done and been like, that's your shit?
And he was like, uh, whoa, wait a second.
So now he's just emo?
Yes.
Now he's no, now he's like spiritual.
He's like, we're all just like a chandelier of love.
It's all bullshit, man.
We're just pearls of light.
It's all bullshit.
I feel like there's an emergence of these type of guys where they're not really seeking broad appeal at all.
Like they're not seeking popular appeal, broad appeal.
It seems like their entire online persona is created so that like a very rich man will give them $120,000 for their idea.
And like that's the only goal of this guy is to get some weirdo tech guys' attention and be like a like a pet mute.
The goal is to get money so you can get pussy and do drugs, which, you know, that's fine.
But these guys are also so lazy.
They never want to learn anything.
Like politics and everything like that, I think intimidates them.
And they're always, it's all bullshit, man, guys, because they're lazy.
They wave everything off because they don't want to learn anything else.
They want to fucking chill and make money and get pussy.
Fine.
But then they're all like, I'm smarter than everyone because I have it all figured out, you know?
And to be fair, it's a shortcut to being right of like, you know what?
It is all bullshit.
Yeah, but they also.
The details matter.
It's like Doomer.
The whole like Doomer thing.
And I'm like, I'm sorry, this isn't nice to say, but like, if you're going to be like that all the time, I'm like, man, just do it.
Just do it.
Andrew, that's not nice to say.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, please.
Hey, please.
I know we're not.
Andrew, I haven't even introduced what the episode is about.
Sorry, I don't know.
I'll say Julian's the one who's supposed to be saying stuff like that.
Yeah, and we're supposed to be bleeping him.
Old man Andrew getting on his pedestal.
All right, well, maybe Julian and I are the bad boys of the podcast.
I don't know.
I think that's right.
The bad boys of podcasting.
I'm a very good boy.
I don't get into any trouble whatsoever.
I saw a late movie last night, and that's about the extent of it.
Past your bedtime?
Oh, yeah, big time.
Well, Branson's a good boy of E1.
I mean, look at him.
He's a king.
Everyone looks up to him literally.
He's a role model.
And then Charles, he's right in the middle, you know?
Branch has got a nice, like, shorter, shorter haircut than the last poetry session.
Oh, yeah.
Looks good.
My beard's nice and long.
I do look deranged.
I do look generically disheveled today.
It's okay.
I somehow ended up with like some kind of mustache that I didn't even realize I was doing until I saw myself on the meets.
Oh, you hate it when a mustache sneaks up on you.
Okay, so listener, listener, if you're confused what this episode is about, because it's the very first time you've listened to one of these, because we put them out once a year and we're acting like we just came off number two.
At first, we'll be reading this guy, R.K. Gandhi's poems, and then we'll basically transition into there's like some guys, I guess, who are renting the space and they want to throw a poetry night.
I guess it's like some sort of red-pilled thing.
So yeah, why don't we get started, boys?
Unless you guys wanted to call like for other like violence or self-harm or.
Oh, I wanted to talk about Jake's mustache for another hour.
I didn't say anything like that.
I said do it.
That could mean anything.
Yeah, it could be he could just be parroting the Nike slogan.
They could be going out for a run.
Maybe the Nike slogan is encouraging suicide.
See, there we go.
I'm suing them.
You guys want me to kill myself?
This is exactly what I told you not to do, and now you're doing it.
It's kind of on you.
Allegedly.
That saves us from everything, right?
Who wants to allegedly read the first poem?
I'll go.
I'll kick it off.
Oh, and R.K. Gandhi has continued to title at the end.
So there's two first lines that are like bold.
Oh, God.
I think he has a new format where he still wants a title, kind of, but it's also the beginning of the poem.
And then he still has the actual, I believe, title at the end.
And he signs every single one of them with his name at the bottom.
Every single image posted to Instagram.
So it can be put, yeah, so it can be copy and paste.
Yeah, so he's got a title, then he has a subtitle, really, which I haven't ever seen on a poem.
You can tell it's a subtitle because it's in italics.
There's a lot going on here, RK.
He's doing power moves on us.
Looks like his thesaurus got even bigger, too.
Some cool words in here.
What's he been feeding that thing?
AI, most likely.
His thesaurus got a get.
He's really, he took that thesaurus to turkey and got fake veneers put in it.
His thesaurus skills are so strong.
I don't know how to pronounce the second word in this poem.
Yeah, there's going to be several like that.
So is it S. Dysis or Ectysis?
I think it's Ectysis.
Great.
But I could be wrong.
So why would you?
The problem is he's so much smarter than all of us that we can't even understand what he's writing here.
When was the last time any motherfucker used gossamer in a sentence?
Flowers for arcades.
Looney tunes, probably.
Yeah, that's true.
Shout out Gossamer, big red guy.
Here's the poem.
The ectesis process is a poetic arc where emergence and liberation reside.
She learned from a broken heart to still love hard, turning hurt into delicate strength that crystallizes.
I think he like broke up with like a woo mom, maybe.
Torment transformed the melted gossamer shards.
Well, gossamer shards.
I think I picked those up in Elton Ring last night.
Molting a new life, a symbol of hope, epitomized.
Bayana Donata.
You're making up words.
Google Gaga.
By an Odonata.
Bayon Odonata.
Buy an Odonata.
I bet it's a type of bug.
It's all bugs.
It's all bug shit.
He's just talking about shit.
Bayonetonata, whose wings were delicious with sprinkled cinnamon sugar.
It's bugs.
It's bugs.
Bayon Odonata whose wings vitrified like glass art.
Cracks were veins of prior pain.
But would remind you too, who may witness all her transparent parts, should embrace such vulnerability awaiting inside.
You know, not enough poets are like willing to do the competown and call the girl they like a bug.
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