Santa With Muscles Movie Night (Premium E270) Sample
Hulk Hogan as Santa Claus in 1996. Jake has found the perfect movie to torture Julian and Liv with. Somehow he finds an ally in Travis. Merry Christmas to the sickos.
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Welcome to the QAA Podcast Premium Episode 270, The Santa with Muscles Movie Night.
As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rakitansky, Liv Akar, Julian Field, and Travis View.
Ho, ho, Hulk Hogan, listeners.
Wow.
Some of you know him from growing up watching WWF as a kid.
Two of you had sex with him in wrestling buddy form.
And all of you watched in horror as he became a MAGA mascot, ripping off his shirt at a Trump rally.
Eyes bulging out of his head screaming, Let Trump-a-mania, run wild, brother.
When I look out and I see all the real Americans, I think about...
How Donald Trump, his family was compromised.
When I look out there and I see Donald Trump, I think about how his business was compromised.
But what happened last week when they took a shot at my hero?
And they tried to kill the next president of the United States.
Enough was enough!
And I said, let Trump-a-mania run wild, brother!
Let Trump-a-mania rule again!
Let Trump-a-mania make America great again!
You know what's funny?
I didn't even process that this movie had Hulk Hogan in it.
Wow.
Because I've never seen him not extremely old.
Like that Hulk Hogan is the only one I know.
You know, I mean steroids really age you in a certain specific way.
You get real craggly.
Real leathery.
Yeah.
I do think one product of the fact that like most of the Trump celebrity endorsements are like more kind of alternate media stuff means that they're willing to do more ridiculous shit.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Beyonce would never do anything equivalent to that because she's Beyonce.
Why would she?
But Hulk Hogan, he's washed up.
Get on the loose.
Schwarzenegger, for example, was doing Terminator lines.
But it was still subdued.
It was a wink and a nod.
It wasn't a full-throated battle cry.
Yeah, that's why fucking Schwarzenegger hates this era because he's like, oh, I totally ushered this in and this is essentially just like the logical culmination of what I created and I hate it.
I'm looking in a mirror.
We're going to talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger a little bit later.
So, as someone who was born in the early 80s and was a casual appreciator of professional wrestling, this timeline for me, as I said, couldn't get any weirder.
I remember playing the WWF arcade game.
I remember playing with a plastic wrestling ring at friends' houses.
I remember being called Jake the Snake by cousins and uncles.
And in those days, wrestling was just kind of in the background always.
It was extremely popular.
Even for me as a kid in France, I couldn't get access to any of the actual events because there's no way I could convince my parents to have a cable box plus pay for some sort of pay-per-view insanity.
It's a big app.
And so I would get the magazines to see the fight replays and stuff.
And I always thought Hulk Hogan was kind of not...
My favorite.
I don't know.
There's something about him.
He's like the Goku, right?
I'm more of a Vegeta guy.
I was definitely like an ultimate warrior guy.
I wasn't goth enough to like the Undertaker, but I definitely liked the kind of alternate characters.
And I just remember him saying, you know, say your prayers and eat your vitamins.
And that was always like, hey, relax, buddy.
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
Yeah, so always been a Christian.
I mean, he's had, you can see, he's got the big cross around his neck when he's at that Trump rally.
Huge, huge golden cross dangling from his neck.
When I was fucking Bubba the Love Sponge's wife, I was thinking I had Jesus in my heart, and my heart was about to explode.
Even if you weren't a diehard fan, it was pretty difficult to not know anything about wrestling, and of course, the biggest, most popular wrestler of them all, Terry Jean Bolia.
A.K.A. Hulk Hogan.
The Hulkster.
Hulkamania, brother.
Even in my adult years, Terry was a central figure of my homies group chat.
In 2013, really the last time my life wasn't dominated by thoughts of Clinton, Trump, and conspiracy theories, Terry sued Gawker Media for $100 million for leaking portions of a sex tape recorded, he claimed, without his knowledge, between himself and Heather Clem, wife of radio personality between himself and Heather Clem, wife of radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, according to the Hulkster, Heather had been coming on real strong, and her husband Bubba fully supported her having sex with his friend.
Hogan won the lawsuit, and Gawker was forced to file for bankruptcy.
Little note here is that actually Peter Thiel found an opportunity to bankrupt Gawker for essentially outing him as gay, and he, you know, hooked up with Terry here.
Oh, interesting.
Interesting tidbit.
Hooked up with?
Mm-hmm.
My friends and I weren't so much into the sex itself contained in the tape, but instead a handful of incredible quotes from Hulk Hogan caught on camera after the coitus.
Here are just a couple.
Liv, I'm assuming you've never heard these, so enjoy.
I don't think so.
After finishing having sex, one of the first things Hogan says is that his condom almost fell off during the sex.
He then slaps his belly and says, I can't believe I just ate.
I feel like a pig.
Oh, God.
He then heads off and takes a shower, and when he comes back, he continues to talk about how full he is.
Quote, crazy, eating like a pig just ten minutes ago.
He then says, feel like I just got off a roller coaster.
Yeah.
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