Rise of the Ancap President in Argentina feat Caio Almendra (Premium E268) Sample
Being told to run for president by his dead dog. Cosplaying as a superhero called “General Ancap”. Beating up a piñata of Argentina’s central bank on television. Sleeping in a bed with his sister and their dogs. Javier Milei is Donald Trump’s “favorite president” of Argentina and has a lifestyle verging on parody. He’s also been screwing up the country in short order. Our guest writer is Caio Almendra, editor at The Intercept Brasil.
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Welcome to the QAA Podcast Premium Episode 268, Rise of the NCAP President in Argentina.
As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rakitansky, Kaiwo Mandram, Julian Fields, and Travis View.
Well, well, well, folks.
It turns out that Trump is back, as you know, and we thought this would be a great opportunity to explore another buffoonish president elected in a country in what some Americans refer to as the global south.
Who, for some reason, you know, they kind of still have a little bit of a grudge against the global north.
We don't know why.
We're not going to be exploring any of that history, hopefully.
And there were no interventions.
But Argentina is up on the board today.
We're looking at it.
We're pointing at it.
We have little dots all over it.
Jake doesn't understand what they mean.
And all of them are little bombs.
It's a country you think about so little that you can't probably even remember John Oliver's joke about finding Argentina on a map.
Nor should you be listening to John Oliver.
I'm going to get shit for that.
*laughs* Well, this has been on our to-do list for a little while now, and there's been some recent developments, so it's perfect to have it come to fruition now.
And of course, our guest writer, who you may remember from our previous episode about Bolsonaro's fail sons and weird dynasty and potential whale molestation, Caio Almendra from The Intercept Brazil.
How you doing, Caio?
I'm doing fine.
Well, very recently, Javier Millet, who is the topic of this episode, called Trump to, you know, tell him, happy birthday, sir, happy election, sir, and I hope we can eat McDonald's together soon.
But Trump has referred to Millet as my favorite president, which is very, very funny.
And Millet, before him, appointed one or two government efficiency czars, so they've had their version of Doge for a little while.
He immediately claimed that every public servant should be fired, every agency should be closed, and every government service should be replaced by an app.
He also recently plagiarized the West Wing during his UN speech, and I don't know, I guess if you're a listener, probably a percent of you that love the West Wing and the other part of the listenership knows better.
Yeah.
So one reason to talk about Millay is because it's just plain fun.
I mean, the dude looks insane.
He looks like one of those, like, action heroes from the 70s, back when they still let you have, like, a hairy chest and look kind of, like, ugly, ugly cool, you know?
But he's basically like if Marjorie Taylor Greene was a bit more of an ANCAP teenager and had a series of very bad hair days.
Yeah, he's got kind of a Wolverine thing going on.
He does.
Minus the horns.
He does have insane chops.
Yeah, he really does.
It's kind of like Wolverine meets one of the Oasis brothers.
I'm sure he sings beautifully, too.
And, you know, it's especially funny to make very dark jokes about this because it turns out Javier Millet has basically completely destroyed Argentina in a very short time.
And, you know, we look forward to our next four years that surely will go better.
Yeah, he looks like the Harry Potter boys, like, in the second and third movies when they stopped cutting their hair.
Yeah.
There were still ballots to be opened and counted on the night of November 19th, 2022, when Cecilia Gonzalez opened her window to a voice shouting, Run, you leftist scum!
A Mexican journalist based in Buenos Aires, Gonzalez lived in the working class neighborhood known as Baracas.
She quickly reported the incident on Twitter, only to receive more threatening messages such as, A few days later, Javier Millet would be elected the 52nd president of the Argentine Republic, a country deeply divided and plagued by political, economic, and social crises.
Who is this short man with disheveled hair that got into politics because his dead dog told him to?
And who are his violent supporters?
And how did extremist rhetoric become so pervasive in a country that had held such a strong tradition of defending human rights?
I mean, other than, you know, some...
Uncomfortable moments under the junta.
And some mazzy swing to Argentina also.
Yeah, there are some blonde, blue-eyed Argentines that we're not going to be talking about because my mom is blonde and blue-eyed and was born in Argentina.
I do want to say that her mom and her mom, so two generations back from my mother, were born in Argentina, so they go back further than, you know, the Nazi escape.
I thought you were like half-Jewish.
No, on my mom's side, I do have, yeah, a Jewish great-grandmother.
That's all that matters.
On the mother's side of the blood, you know, you are full, actually.
Well, as we know today, Jewish people can do no wrong, and they never participated in any genocides.
Mm-hmm.
Well, Jewish people not in Jewish government, you know, mostly probably all right.
Yeah, I don't know.
We're not making a generalization about all Jewish people here, Jake.
We're just saying that all religious backgrounds have probably participated in genocides.
Is that acceptable?
Well, yeah.
Can you move the fuck on, Jake?
This is not about you.
I haven't eaten kosher ever in my life, so I'm not a very religious person.
Go back to advertising the McRib.
Okay.
Yeah, although I did hear a story by my grandmother who was like, oh, you know, like one of your great uncles like participated in a plot to bomb Perón, which made me think, oh, man, what what era of Perón?
I think we might be the bad guys.
I don't know.
Or maybe the good guys because, you know, Perón has a very strong militant left-wing opposition that claimed he was a fascist.
That's the funniest thing about it.
Yeah, so we don't know.
My grandmother is not political enough to really explain it to me and I will not be looking into it.
I just have to say that we're not Nazi escapees, and that's good enough for me.
So you didn't hear that wrong when I said earlier that Millais claimed his dead dog is a reincarnation of a lion that existed during the early medieval age.
According to Millais, this lion once refused to devour a Christian gladiator at the Colosseum, and that Christian gladiator happened to be a previous incarnation of Millais himself.
So a dog that had once been a living reincarnation of a Roman lion was now dead and speaking from its grave, instructing Millet to run for president.
Millet told this story on live television, and he was still elected to lead a country of 46 million people.
So I think as Americans, we recognize that cognitive dissonance that sets in when a guy says some wild shit, and then people still go, yeah, I think he's probably the best candidate.
To understand how this happened we have to contextualize Argentina's political landscape a little bit.
Between 1976 and 1983 the nation experienced a violent military dictatorship that eliminated press freedoms and made torture a common practice among other horrors.
During this time children of imprisoned activists were often kidnapped and according to official sources 30,000 opponents were killed.
This dictatorship devastated the Argentine economy, quadrupling public debt and dismantling the industrial sector, which was at the time one of the most robust in Latin America.
Then, one day in 1982, which many people know as the year before I was born, General Leopoldo Galtieri, four months into office, finished his daily bottle of whiskey and decided to invade the Falkland Islands, basing his decision on an old claim that the territory belonged to Argentina, even though it had been a British colony since 1841. After 74 days of mismanaged conflict, the Argentine military was forced to surrender.
Galtieri was later sentenced to 12 years in prison for a variety of infractions, and eventually the increasingly vigorous dissent movement led to a restoration of democracy, albeit a tumultuous one, as we'll see.
Also, I believe Galtieri is the last name of Pauli from The Sopranos.
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