Premium Episode 179: Tranvestigation feat Jane Ost (Sample)
"Elite Gender Inverts" are the shadowy cabal in this conspiracy theory, which posits that every famous person was secretly assigned the opposite gender at birth. No surprises here, Alex Jones and various QAnon promoters are on board with it. But there's also a whole community of people investigating this stuff every day online, using getty images and child-like diagrams. Jane Ost of the Batting Around podcast guest wrote the episode.
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Welcome, listener, to Premium Chapter 179 of the QAnon Anonymous podcast, the Transvestigators episode.
As always, we are your hosts, Julian Field, Jane Aust, Liv Aker, and Dani Kelly.
One of the more consistent and ever-present conspiracy theories floating around right-wing circles and beyond posits that many, if not all, public figures are secretly lying about the gender they were assigned at birth.
During the Obama years, there was a specific focus on the First Lady, Michelle Obama.
In 2014, a quote-unquote documentary was even made, entitled Irrefutable Proof that Michelle Obama is a Man.
Here's how its narrator got started.
This video will present irrefutable and scientific proof that will establish beyond any reasonable doubt that Michelle Obama is in fact a man who prefers to present himself and who prefers to dress up as a woman.
This video will prove that the person commonly referred to as the First Lady of the United States may be the First Queen at best, but he most certainly is not a lady.
Let's find out why.
This video will examine the following.
It will examine Michelle's male hands, male shoulders, male torso, male genitalia, and overall male proportions.
It will also look at how a carefully designed wardrobe, a wide hairdo, a persistent facially distorting smile, and carefully selected press photos have all succeeded in suppressing the revelation of Michelle's undeniable male physical form.
I'm just taking notes, like, so I need a carefully designed wardrobe.
A face-distorting smile.
I love the first queen thing, too.
Yeah, that was an amazing one.
We're bringing back the monarchy, but it's drag queens.
That same year, and less than a month before she passed away, 81-year-old comedian and TV personality Joan Rivers was interviewed in the street by paparazzi and claimed that Barack Obama was gay and that Michelle was transgender.
Now, obviously there's a logical issue here because if indeed Michelle Obama was assigned male at birth, which we don't have any proof of, she would still be a trans woman.
This invalidates the argument that Michelle Obama is a man and that Barack Obama is gay.
But I'm sure if you're a listener of this podcast, you're used to these kinds of contradictions being part and parcel of the unhinged beliefs that we explore.
Unsurprisingly, this ridiculous conspiracy theory was swiftly embraced and promoted by notorious right-wing pundit and bullshit artist Alex Jones, who claimed that Joan Rivers was somehow murdered by the Obamas for her statement.
Now, Rivers, for the record, died of complications from an anesthetic used during a surgical examination of her nose and throat.
81 years young, assassinated.
That's very sad.
That's like the least surprising way for Joan Rivers to die.
Stuff related to plastic surgery and the results of it.
Yeah, she apparently had a horse throat, but then they had two surgeons in there, and so they were kind of taking turns, and it wasn't clear who was in charge.
It was a real mess.
They were basically very used to having her on the operation table, and apparently they also took a photo of her.
They were like, oh, she'll love to see this once she's in the recovery room.
She fuckin' died.
Died like a minute later.
Oh my god.
Insane.
Nonetheless, Jones made multiple InfoWars segments on the topic.
Now obviously apologies in advance for the transphobic language in this clip and the rest of the episode.
And also the things that the hosts say.
Specifically me and Shane.
I'm sitting my ass down and listening.
The question is, who is Michelle Obama?
Is she really a woman?
Is she a man?
Every time I look at Michelle or Michael Obama, the first lady or the first tranny, every time I look at them, something doesn't look right.
She doesn't look like any black woman or any woman I've ever known.
She's got shoulders that are wider than a man's, which physiologically doesn't happen.
Again, you can put three heads on a man's shoulders and only two heads on a woman's shoulders.
That's a known anatomy.
Now I can only imagine all men as Cerberus with three heads.
than men do. You look at her arms and the rest of it, when she's standing straight on,
she looks like no woman I have ever seen.
Now I can only imagine all men as Cerberus with three heads.
Yeah, I'm learning so much about anatomy already.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's always the greatest thing when they say that, like, all of these anatomical things are, like, dead set differences.
And then you get, like, archaeologists, which, like, oftentimes have a very difficult time actually putting the sex to, like, skeletons.
Not even just, like, this, where, like, they're putting fake skeletons onto people's faces.
Like, actual handling skeletons.
They're like, I know the gender of these people.
It sucks.
That's a favorite transphobe thing to say is, when we're looking at your bones a thousand years from now, we'll know.
And like, no, you won't.
And also, I don't care.
Yeah, I've been to, um...
Yeah last week I went to Hadrian's Wall just on a walking holiday and we went to this Roman fort where there's like a villa called the Murder House because apparently when they were excavating the fort they found like underneath a villa floor two skeletons and one of them had like a dagger in their ribs so essentially they were like murdered and then buried under the villa floor which is very like juicy.
But yeah they have no idea like what sex they were or anything about them basically.
Yeah there was apparently a kind of ritual burial of a bunch of warriors and they just assumed they were all male and then recently they started to examine some of the jewelry and stuff like that and they were like oh actually there were female warriors so we really know very fucking little from bones but also apparently we know very little from just looking straight at women as well so that's not a surprise.
Yeah I mean that's the thing they don't, when it's a skeleton right like it doesn't even have all of the like Carefully posed angles and face-distorting smiles that they say trips people up.
It should be simple.
Digging up Cleopatra to suck her ghost penis.
There's something I would do with a time machine, for sure.
I have to find AMAB feet on Cleopatra.
I need to.
Fast forward a few years to September 11, 2019.
We were attending the very first QAnon rally in Washington, D.C., which was being held right by the Washington Monument.
And Travis was interviewing one of the Q-supporting attendees when she launched into this.
And you know what my bitch is?
Okay, so Trump needs to just throw a fucking grenade out there and let everybody fucking deal with it.
All they have to do is throw the grenade out that Michelle Obama has a penis.
Yeah.
And that would scramble their minds and they would be doing all these acrobatic jumping through rings of fire or whatever to cover that shit that mistakes would be made.
They would be focused on covering that up, that they would leave themselves vacant and open to other stuff, but there's so much there that we could just keep dropping more and more bombs.
You know Cindy Crawford's training?
Really?
Yeah.
And the secret with Victoria's Secret?
Yeah.
All those women?
Yeah.
Are not really women that's the secret That's Victoria's Secret.
They're all training.
I like Travis like Couldn't help but laugh when she said Victoria's Secret I also I love the idea of like chaser Obama I want to suck your pretty girl dick The belief wasn't just held by people in the crowd, either.
An older married couple, who had handed out QAnon signs and t-shirts at a 2018 Trump rally in Florida, garnering the movement widespread national media attention for the very first time, said this from the stage.
I started following Q on October 28th, 2017.
And I started following Q because she made me.
True.
I was never afraid of anything until I met her.
That's true, too.
Yeah, she's a little stick of dynamite.
At a restaurant, the two ladies were seeing her Q shirt and said in loud voices, uh, there's some of those Q conspiracy freaks.
Well, she couldn't let that go.
She walks right up to their table.
And I made them cry.
I didn't mean to.
I found out they loved Obama, so I showed them the video of Michael dancing on the Ellen Show.
Boom.
They started crying.
So I patted him on the backs and I told him I was sorry and I abandoned the conversation.
Yeah, Trump derangement syndrome is real.
That all totally happened?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I love Trump derangement syndrome when you're like, also, his wife was a man.
Yeah, I know, I was gonna say.
About a president that's not even in office anymore.
Trump was the president at this time.
Yeah.
Incredible.
Although the anonymous poster known as Q has never really posted about this, the belief that Michelle Obama is trans or quote-unquote a man has long been a staple of right-wing conspiracy theory circles.
Political candidate Deanna Lorraine, who ran for Congress in 2020 in California's 12th District and has endorsed QAnon, promoted the belief on Twitter a couple of months after losing her primary.
Dustin Nemos, a longtime QAnon influencer, repeated the claim in a Channel 4 documentary in 2021.
Here he is speaking to Ben Zand, a British documentarian.
Nemos is accompanied by an unidentified man who is clearly just as red-pilled as his friend and interjects.
I believe Obama is a child molester.
You think he abuses kids?
I believe that he does.
I don't believe those are even his kids.
I mean, his wife is not a woman.
I think his wife's a man.
Anybody got any shots of Michelle Obama pregnant?
Love to see it.
You also believe that she's a man?
It's not about belief, I do facts.
The reality of the world is much different than you've been told on fake news.
You think the reality of the world is that Michelle Obama has a penis and Barack Obama is abusing that?
I am the White House.
That is more believable than Joe Biden won the 2020 election.
You find it.
Not odd that we don't have shots of the first family?
I do believe that.
So why spread?
Multiple videos.
But you need like evidence that's kind of substantive beyond the video.
I believe that we can make a very good case, including people who are biological experts,
who can weigh the Adam's apple, measure the shoulders and all of that,
that Michelle Obama is a man.
A transgender woman.
His wife is better hung than I am.
And I've seen it on YouTube, multiple videos.
What's up, dude?
I love his friend that's like, looks like Kevin Costner if he got kicked in the head by a horse.
(laughter)
He's awesome.
He's juggling a styrofoam cup with a jewel in one hand.
He's like his transphobic hype man.
He's like Michelle Obama's man.
He's like, that's right, you're a man.
He's like, that's right, my friend has a tiny fucking penis.
But for some, it's not enough to have a single ridiculous conspiracy theory about Michelle Obama.
They need to believe that many more public figures are lying about their assigned gender at birth.
These are known as transvestigators, and they've built quite an elaborate belief system that continues to proliferate online.
To help us take a look at this broader community of conspiracy theorists, we've got podcaster Jane Aust with us, and she's going to be helping us understand the phenomenon of transvestigation and some of its more influential pushers.
It can be no other way.
It is all of them, is a common refrain from Twitter user at bevy112.
When Bevy says it is all of them, she means it.
Every single famous person, today and throughout history, has been EGI.
No exceptions.
It can be no other way, she explains to a skeptical replier.
Every politician, every celebrity, everybody that has ever been in a photo stamped with the Getty Images watermark.
They are all EGI, elite gender inverts.
Yes.
The secret transgender masters of human society.
It is all of them.
I'm going to start using that EGI.
EGI is really good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't wait until I hit EGI status.
It's going to be awesome.
It's funny because instead of actually like controlling society, you just get like Twitter followers.
Yes.
What about famous transgender people?
Do they think they're the only people who are being honest?
That's a great question.
Are they actually?
No.
They are double trans.
No way!
Yes, so if you look at ones, they'll be like, yeah, Caitlyn Jenner has gone back to her.
There's actually a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.
Oh my god.
Yeah, there was a really funny one I saw a couple weeks ago because they also Well, I don't know, they'll kind of account for like facial feminization surgery.
They'll be like, Laura Jane Grace fails both of the skull checks.
It's awesome.
The third way skull movement.
Wouldn't they pass the skull checks?
Because you're getting your skull shaved down, right?
Like, you would... Yeah, I mean, I can't try to fathom too much of this.
Like, I can't try to expect, like... I can't expect too much consistency here, so... With over 17,000 followers, Bevy, also known as HorrifyingHouseGuest, is one of the most popular transvestigators on Twitter today.
She often tweets dozens of times per day, sometimes about her dog, sometimes about medical conspiracies, like all tumors being benign repositories for toxins, but mostly she tweets about elite gender inverts.
Her tweets frequently include graphics she makes herself, showing exactly how the elites are taunting us with their obvious gender inversions.
But how can they tell?
Well, Beyonce has a male-digit ratio.
Natalie Portman has straight, manly clavicles.
Emilia Clarke's dental arch is egregious.
Ronald Reagan has misplaced necrotic nipples.
The clues are all right in front of our eyes.
You just have to know what to look for.
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