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| And now we're going to be giving Travis a little assignment here because in the 80s, some dude nutted in his car when aliens beamed pornography into his brain. | |
| Take us away, baby. | |
| Jake can't stop laughing. | |
| The story is called Porno Images. | |
| John Smith, during the 1980s, had an alien abduction from his car. | |
| A bright light appeared and he went drowsy and saw fleeting images. | |
| They were a sort of pale grey color, naked, with no hair, and no visible sexual organs of any sort. | |
| Although humanoid in appearance, they were clearly alien. | |
| Their arms, legs, and torsos were spindly, and their heads were shaped like an inverted drop of water. | |
| A little bit like an egg, maybe, but slightly more exaggerated. | |
| The nose was tiny and the mouth was just a slit. | |
| It was the huge eyes that commanded his attention. | |
| The eyes dominated the entire face and indeed were the most noticeable feature that the beings possessed. | |
| They were almond shaped and slanted upward. | |
| They were jet black, although they reflected the lights from the craft. | |
| He felt compelled to look into the eyes of one being. | |
| He felt himself mesmerized and unable to look away. | |
| He was being told, somehow, to follow the creature. | |
| This offended his dignity and he fought the compulsion. | |
| At this, the being produced, he didn't see from where, a short black rod, which was about a foot in length. | |
| I like where this is going. | |
| With a bright blue-white light at the end. | |
| The being pointed this at him, and it fired a beam of blue light into his body. | |
| He remembers being led into a UFO and taken into a room, removing his clothes and laying on an examination table. | |
| A probe was inserted into his nose. | |
| Didn't think how that sentence was going to end. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Following this rather unpleasant operation, his body was then bathed in a warm light, which seemed to pass up and down his torso, penetrating to his very bones. | |
| Suddenly, he was aware that he was feeling sexually aroused, which made him feel first amused and then embarrassed. | |
| He was aware of some pressure around his genitals. | |
| Followed by a feeling that something was being attached to his penis, which was, by now, erect. | |
| Sexual imagery seemed to flash in front of him somehow, as if erotic pictures were being fed directly into his mind. | |
| He seemed to have no control over this, and felt it was something that was being induced in him. | |
| He ejaculated and then felt a momentary pain as the device was removed from his genitals. | |
| An alien female appeared and calmed him. | |
| He was taken from the UFO and woke up in his car. | |
| So a guy probably fell asleep drunk in his car, nutted because he had a dream that he fucked an alien. | |
| He was being bilked for his cum by the aliens. | |
| That's true! | |
| That's true, they took his cum. | |
| Like the succubus! | |
| Maybe there was a succubus. | |
| And also yes, the weird, after he cum, it came, apparently the aftercare, they had a female alien, don't worry about it. | |
| Everything's fine, I know it was kind of painful after that. | |
| What, she showed up and rubbed his back and maybe got him a coke or something? | |
| She showed up with a Kleenex and wiped up his belly, what? | |
| Just kidding, of course, he woke up in his car, still drunk, having cum in his pants. | |
| So, okay, so the next one is from a British woman. | |
| This is a very short one, so we'll have Travis do it again. | |
| This British woman is also having some issues with her calves cramping. | |
| Stephanie Cohen of Lancaster Close, Bromley, UK, 2013. | |
| The eccentric psychic claims she is visited by various aliens for sexual encounters, which can lead her to heightened state of sexual arousal and hour-long orgasms beyond anything a human partner can deliver. | |
| deliver. | |
| That's what dreams really are. | |
| People would actually be afraid if they were face-to-face with an alien. | |
| Cohen says she has also had inter-alien sex with an alien cat people, an alien reptile people, an alien octopus people, as well as the alien greys who give raptures like strong orgasms and you don't know where it comes from. | |
| What? | |
| It is a horribly constructed sentence. | |
| I think they're saying that the Greys make it come the hardest. | |
| This is the lesson. | |
| Greys, Cohen said, have been coming to Earth for thousands of years, and some so-called humans are the sons and daughters of these aliens. | |
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