Qanon thinks the virus is actually a manifestation of "The Storm", the mythical reckoning for the deepstate and stupid lib relatives everywhere. Meanwhile, Ghislaine Maxwell is suing Jeffrey Epstein for a piece of da pedo pie.
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Welcome, listener, to the 84th chapter of the QAnon Anonymous podcast, the Storm is Upon Us episode.
As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rokitansky, Julian Field, and Travis View.
Back in October of 2017, Q's first post contained the following claim.
HRC extradition already in motion.
Effective yesterday with several countries in case of cross-border run.
Passport approved to be flagged.
Effective 10.30 at 12.01 AM.
Expect massive riots organized in defiance and others fleeing the U.S.
to occur.
US Marines will conduct the operation while National Guard activated.
Proof check.
Locate a National Guard member and ask if activated for duty 1030 across most major
cities.
This was a bit of a yes and-ing because Q also quoted another Anon's post which claimed
Hillary Clinton will be arrested between 7.45am to 8.30pm.
to 8.30 a.m.
Eastern Standard Time on Monday, the morning of October 30th, 2017.
So when the date passed and the prophecy failed to materialize, QAnon, against all odds, simply took to the boards again and cried wolf even louder.
But no matter how much the goalposts moved, Q's wild predictions failed to produce results.
When Epstein went down, It should have been a slam dunk for the Anons and their favorite poster.
But around the same time, a pesky video surfaced of Jeff palling around with Donald Trump.
It seemed like no matter how hard they tried, the Anons could not coax the world into catastrophe.
The National Guard remained undeployed, Guantanamo still had vacancies, and hangings remained both illegal and untelevised.
Then, in early 2020, a dope new virus dropped.
Since he had insider information, Q did the most tactical thing possible.
He said nothing.
No mention of the word Corona, COVID-19, virus, or even pandemic in any Q-drops to this date.
But much like Biden supporters, the Anons knew the absence of their leader was actually a sign of true leadership.
So they set out to exploit the first proper domestic panic by turning it into what they desperately wanted.
The arrival of The Storm.
Now, The Storm was supposed to include arrests, a military takeover, and executions.
But it's looking like the Anons will settle for a quarantine and the fact that Oprah, and this brings me no pleasure to announce, has been arrested for child trafficking.
So this week, we bring you a series of stories linked to The Anon's collective freakout, capped with some Jeffrey Epstein news at the end.
If you don't remember him, he's the first guy to die of respiratory issues linked to COVID-19 when it tragically attacked his hyoid bone.
Jelaine Maxwell is now viciously fighting for custody of a dozen warehouses on the outskirts of Prague, where she claims they're storing N95 medical masks that could save millions of lives.
But some say that in the night they hear people playing Animal Crossing.
You're getting way off script.
Excuse me?
Travis and I are in the phone palace and that's why he gets to talk shit to me right now because I would never take this from him if he was just a little head on Skype.
I would just disconnect and kick, ban, kick everything.
Jake continues to wear his papillion as a flak jacket at home.
Uh, even though we've explained to him that that's not how Airborne works.
But before we jump into all of this stuff, we've got two plugs.
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Sometimes Trav drops by the chat.
Maybe we'll even convince him to start streaming now that the disease has taken over the entire world and made us all into streamers.
And we do video games as well.
We read stories.
We generally will be attempting to soothe you during the quarantine, so come and hang out.
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And if you have an Amazon Prime subscription thingy, You can throw us a premium Twitch sub and that's free for you.
But the Twitch streams have been really, really fun so far.
It's a great, great little group of folks coming in.
It's fun to chat while the stories are going on and sort of give people some behind the scenes of what was going through my already diseased brain when I wrote them before the real disease hit.
So I would highly recommend come hang out.
Even you, Travis.
Maybe get yourself a Twitch account.
Yeah, Travis.
Sure, sure.
He does have a Twitch account.
He's been in the chat.
Yeah, I've Twitched.
I don't have that much experience doing it, but yeah, I'd love to join you in the streams.
Damn, man.
Alright, beautiful.
I'll make it happen.
We also are in discussion with Truanon, and Brace wants to do some streaming stuff with us, so we'll hook that up, and there's some more surprises coming.
Hell yes.
between us as solidarity is built between our podcast in this time of absolute crisis.
Because, you know, guess what?
COVID-19 will not get rid of the pedos.
We're gonna have to do that ourselves with pitchforks and burning torches
and things that Travis does not wanna hear about and won't be invited to the meetings for the planning.
That's smart, keep me out of the loop.
Won't be invited, not included in any way.
Didn't even hear about the planning, put his fingers in his ears.
He's our politician, I just bring him like, hey, this thing got cleaned up and he's like, thank you.
Thank you, I don't need any details.
I'm isolated.
Would you like any details, sir?
Absolutely not, please not.
So I guess it's time for us to jump right in.
All right, guys.
I've brought us a collection of stories that really give us a sort of a taste of the state of QAnon.
And so the first thing I want to point out is that, like you were talking about, the QAnon promoters that continue to push the idea that the coronavirus pandemic is the storm that they've been waiting on for so very long.
The storm is just like white blood cells.
You're right.
So I mean, a lot of QAnon people, they firmly lashed on the idea that the pandemic and subsequent response is the massive revolutionary event that they've been waiting for.
Now, bear in mind, a Q has never said anything about a pandemic.
Ever.
Q was actually, like, has been silent for weeks.
Q actually just posted again last night.
It was an old video.
I saw it.
Still not related to the pandemic.
Incredible.
Nothing to do with anything.
Yeah, so, but the post before that was on March 9th, and it just consisted of the phrase, God wins.
Nothing substantial.
God does win.
Yeah, sure.
Well, it's a vengeful God.
In the books written about him, God does win.
I mean, I've read the book.
That's what it says.
So in January and February, a lot of QAnon followers even claimed that fears over the coronavirus were a hoax or a false flag or something like that.
But that's not what was sort of being reported on in sort of the real world.
On February 25th, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention held a press conference to share their findings about the novel coronavirus.
During that conference, Principal Deputy Director of the CDC Anne Shuchat said this.
Current global circumstances suggest it's likely this virus
will cause a pandemic.
A CDC representative named Dr.
Nancy Messonnier also told reporters this on a conference
call the same day.
We are asking the American public to work with us to prepare for the
expectation that this could be bad.
So on February 25th, the federal government told the
public that they think that pandemic is coming to America
is going to be bad.
But I think that only like the Mockingbird media reported on that, because the message apparently did not get to QAnon followers.
For example, here's what QAnon promoter Storm Is Upon Us, a.k.a.
Joem, tweeted to his 200,000 Twitter followers the following day on February 26.
Coronavirus will be yesterday's news in a few weeks or less, just like their other greatest hits, SARS and Zika.
I must say, they rinsed it good this time around.
God, I love that compilation with SARS and Zika on it.
Absolutely, just love to cane that out.
And here's a tweet from ToxicAvenger1.
The satanic cabal of the New World Order have weaponized the coronavirus.
To attack POTUS and his economy.
They are scum.
Patriots not worried.
They are letting it play out.
Q is counting down.
Don't ask me about what.
I don't know.
We'll have to wait and see.
Keep praying.
Great show.
Oh boy.
Don't ask me about what.
I don't know.
And uh...
Here's a tweet from QAnon promoter Julian's Rum.
Come April, coronavirus will have faded from public memory and replaced with the 27th edition of Ma Fuckin' Russia.
Screenshot this.
So I did in fact screenshot that tweet and I have plans for that screenshot come April 1st.
So I mean, here's the saddest thing for me about how QAnon, they first tried to tackle the coronavirus.
So they pride themselves on their supposed ability to know what's going to happen before the news.
Months ahead, the rest of us blue pill normies, right?
This is why they suffer all the, you know, the destroyed relationships, losing their job, feeling like a minority, feeling like no one listens to you, getting shadow banned in their view.
They tolerate all this because they think that, oh, but at least I know what's really going on.
Because they have this insider who's feeding them intel.
But on the pandemic, perhaps the biggest news story of this generation, they completely whiffed it.
In fact, they were lagging behind the mainstream media and federal bureaucrats.
Which, I mean, it's got to sting.
They could have had an I-told-you-so moment.
If they're freaking out about this in early January, and then it became serious for the rest of us, they could say, see?
We knew what was going on the whole time.
That is not what happened.
No, it's actually quite the opposite.
They actually were completely wrong in every way about what happened.
So, though QAnon people didn't think much of the pandemic just a few weeks ago, they changed their tune the moment that things started getting serious.
A major turning point seems to have been when Tom Hanks was diagnosed with COVID-19 on March 11th.
This was a big deal, because Tom Hanks, of course, is a favorite target of the QAnon community.
They often come at him with baseless accusations of pedophilia and stuff.
And part of what really fueled QAnon about Tom Hanks getting diagnosed was that Tom Hanks' son, Chet Hanks, talked about his parents' diagnosis in an Instagram video.
So in this video, the 29-year-old Chet Hanks is shirtless, revealing tattoos on his chest and shoulders.
And one of these tattoos includes an Eye of Providence tattoo right over his sternum.
Here's what he says in that video.
What's up, everyone?
Yeah, it's true.
My parents got coronavirus.
Crazy.
They're both down in Australia right now because my dad was shooting a movie down there.
But I just got off the phone with them.
They both are fine.
They're not even that sick.
They're not worried about it.
They're not tripping, but they're going through the necessary health precautions, obviously.
But I don't think it's anything to be too worried about.
I appreciate everyone's concern and the well wishes, but I think it's all going to be alright, but I appreciate it and just everybody stay safe out there.
Much love.
Is there a reason he's not wearing a shirt?
I mean, why?
You can't put a shirt on to announce your parents have coronavirus.
How did this guy come from Tom Hanks?
I really struggle with that.
Yeah, you'd think that wealth would make us a smart, balanced individual.
No, I just mean, look at Tom Hanks.
He's very mild-mannered.
I don't know.
I'm with the QAnon people on Tom Hanks.
He's like biggest white guy energy ever.
He's got tunnels under his home energy.
No, I mean, yeah, I guess he's...
I mean, yes, of course, Julian, of course.
It makes sense that because Tom Cruise is so internationally loved and seemingly so
likable and a great actor and seemingly a great guy as well.
It of course makes sense that he is a... To Tom Cruise.
You just said Tom Cruise because your mind is actually so addled that you're gonna forgive every international pedophile.
It doesn't matter who they are, you're gonna flip through them and forgive them because you once saw them hold a pistol in a really engaging manner.
Well, so be it.
So that video of Chet Hanks got the QAnon people very worked up, especially because that Eye of Providence, because it's that symbol, which is like just a triangle with an eyeball inside of it, is closely associated with the Freemasons.
And the Freemasons are closely associated with the New World Order and Illuminati.
And so they think it's sort of like it's sort of the symbolisms that will cause their downfall kind of thing.
But doesn't he have some sort of, like, saint?
It looks like almost like a stained glass window on his right arm.
It is, it is.
He's probably a Christian.
Yeah, but that's the other thing, is that the Eye of Providence actually was part of Christian iconography prior to being part of the Freemasons thing.
That's right.
It has a long tradition in Christian art.
It represents the Jew looking through the cracks.
The Jew looks through the cracks to spy on you in your home, and he spies on your children.
And so they represented it through the little triangle of the Jews staring.
Its original meaning was the all-seeing eye of God who rules over everything.
That sounds wrong to me.
By the way, I think in the future for all these podcasts, I'm just going to be like Jake now.
I'm not going to be researching anything, and if you fucking think that I won't claim that Tom Hanks doesn't have tunnels under his home, well then I guess you don't know what coronavirus is doing to my brain.
Yeah, Julian, I gotta tell you, it really is the way to go.
There were moments last night at around 3 a.m.
where I came across facts in my research that I felt like I needed to maybe double-check on, but then I decided, no, in fact, that would hurt the story, and it's better for everybody if the story's good, not whether it's real.
Well, what's important is that during coronavirus, we shake every single OSINT nerd, and we onboard more lunatics.
Like, people who would literally, if we pitted them against each other in a gladiator ring, they would entertain.
You know?
That's what we're looking for now, warriors.
We're not in, like, Dainty Fingers keyboard times now.
We need real survival skills.
No, you're going into the gulag while your other dead teammates cheer above you.
You are going 1v1 for a shot to parachute back into the real world.
Jake is further than me.
He's further than me.
He's further than all of us.
He lets Activision write his scripts now.
Help me.
Chet Hanks later addressed the numerous conspiracy theories surrounding his announcement in another Instagram video.
Hey guys, I'm really stressed out right now.
It's been coming to my attention that a lot of Trump supporters have been figuring out the truth about me and my family, you know, being in the, you know what I'm talking about.
And I don't know what to do right now because everything's starting to come to light.
I mean, these extremely reliable websites like 4chan, 8chan have been exposing shit.
And it's like if somebody wrote it on the internet, you know it must be true.
And it is true.
So it's like I don't know how this is going to affect our whole new world agenda.
Ever since the Simpsons predicted my dad being the spokesperson for the coronavirus, even though they didn't predict anything, it's just been troublesome, to say the least.
I guess I'm just going to have to work extra hard at my human sacrifices.
I'm late for one right now, and I'm a little hungry, so I might eat someone's pineal gland on the way.
But just know that we're watching you, and if you're talking shit on the internet, you're going to be the first people sent to the FEMA camps.
Again, I must ask, how is this guy related to Tom Hanks?
He's not even a good actor.
Dude, this is legit amazing.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, Jake?
This is the best troll ever.
This is great.
He has all of it.
It's like he researched the whole damn thing.
He doesn't half do it.
He has the pineal gland.
He is deep in the board.
Yeah, the script is fine, but come on, you guys.
He doesn't sell it as good as his papa would.
Who gives a shit?
His papa would never do such an epic troll.
He would never do it for the lulz.
I think I'd get along with Chet Hanks.
He seems like a bro.
Chet Hanks, come on the pod.
Actually, I'll freestyle and stuff with you.
We could do some sort of QAnon rap battle.
Hey Jake, now that you're like sucking up, would you like me to go back and retroactively edit out all the insults you just delivered about his acting?
What's your take on this guy?
Are you trying to get his attention in a positive way?
Oh, that wasn't me.
I was looking at other video comments to his Instagram video that were just kind of still playing in the background.
So after this, they decided that for some reason, the pandemic is actually what they've been waiting for the whole time.
For example, here is one post from 8kun's Q Research Board, which speculates how the White Hats might be using the pandemic to usher in the storm or the Great Awakening.
How do you force the release of the cures?
How do you break the grip of Big Pharma?
How do you explain the economy crashing without admitting you're breaking up the corporate monopolies?
How do you drive all the bad, manipulative money out of the stock market?
How do you get all peoples, regardless of race, class, political affiliation, to work together?
How do you justify taking control of the economy and banking systems away from the Fed?
How do you prevent mass casualty events?
How do you restrict travel to make sure they can't escape?
How do you seize evidence and property without media and public interference?
How do you accomplish all of that without mass panic?
Best.
Plan.
Ever.
Wow.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Yeah, makes sense.
Intentionally release a pandemic.
This all sounds horrifying.
Bad thing happened.
Some solidarity came from it.
Best plan ever to have that bad thing happen.
Yeah.
This whole big theory has a lot of, I guess, sub-theories to try and support it.
One fascinating component of the pandemic is the storm theory, is the tainted andrenochrome theory.
Have you been reading about this, Jake?
The tainted andrenochrome?
No, but tell me everything.
I'm fascinated.
What is this?
It's amazing.
Is this like tainted love?
Well, so part of this theory relates to the fact that several celebrities have reported that they contracted the novel coronavirus.
Now... Oh, the blood!
Yeah, see, so QAnon followers speculate that this is because that all the celebrities have been relying on the supply of andrenochrome produced in Wuhan, China, which is, of course, the ground zero of the pandemic.
Yeah, of course.
It's just Ambrosia San Francisco or Peter Thiel's basement.
But yeah, sure.
The Chinese.
So what they believe is that the White Hats tainted the Wuhan adrenochrome supply with a coronavirus that they can trace somehow.
And that's why all these famous people are testing positive.
It's not because they're part of a class of people who can access the tests, the very limited tests, and we schlubs can't.
I'm imagining now Q-team like crawling to the top of like a water tower but it's just filled with adrenochrome in Wuhan and they're just like pouring stuff in.
That's it.
Instead of saving the children who are being milked of their adrenochrome.
They just have a bat and they just like beat it over the head and drop it into the tank and they're like, see ya later!
Smoke comes out.
Ah, Lord bless.
The Wuhan adrenochrome supply.
That's right.
The commonly known... That everyone knows about.
Just invented.
The aqueduct.
Just an aqueduct of blood.
Just fucking giant public tubes of blood pumping through the city.
There's fucking water parks in Wuhan with just adrenochrome sliding fucking Chinese children down those...
Oh, you gotta love it.
Fun fact, the 1990 film Death Becomes Her starring Meryl Streep and Bruce Willis actually takes place in Wuhan.
Nope.
And I don't know, for those who haven't seen the film, you guys have both seen it, right?
I've seen that film.
I don't recall that.
I thought I don't recall it because in that era, if there were anything Chinese in a movie, you would just hear the racist sound in the soundtrack.
It'll be like, camp, comma, mainland China.
And like the soundtrack will be like... Now that's what I call racist sounds, volume nine.
Here's a popular Q research post promoting the tainted andrenichrome theory.
Anonymous 315 2020.
The adrenochrome produced in the Wuhan facility was infected with a special variant of the mass-released coronavirus variant.
Those who took the tainted adrenochrome will be blood tested and proven in a court of law that they were taking adrenochrome from the Wuhan lab.
Prima facie evidence.
Wow, got so many things wrong there, but... Okay, so wait, so they're extracting... Wait, so they still have to torture and sexually assault the children to get the adrenochrome to produce, right?
So they're in this factory for adrenochrome, just doing... I guess they have the torture machines or whatever, but then there's, like, the bats in the rafter, and they're, like, shitting down into the children, and it's like, aw, damn, it's being...
I assume they, like, genetically engineered in the lab.
I always imagine they have, like, a test tube that they, like, pour into the vat.
That is not how adrenochrome is done, dude.
You know it's about torture and rape.
That's how they make it the tastiest.
You study this stuff.
You guys, we will find out in my premium episode this week that adrenochrome can be telepathically extracted.
Oh, yes.
This is from experiments that the government did in the 80s.
So, you know, if you're more interested about that and you're not subscribed to the premium, you're going to want to this week.
I also, I'm hearing word that I can telepathically milk Jake's prostate gland.
God damn it.
God damn it.
I thought maybe there'd be a funny joke in there, but I knew that you would take it to a sophomoric, slightly abusive place.
We're getting news that he is coming.
Here's my big problem with the tainted adrenochrome theory.
I mean, there's lots of problems with it.
But one thing is that the idea that they taint it with a special variant so that they can test their blood and that they know who got it.
I mean, but it's a virus.
If Madonna takes the adrenochrome and then she gives But then she gets the special version of the coronavirus, but then she infects her driver.
Her driver infects his wife, and then his wife infects someone else.
How would you know those people didn't take the adrenochrome?
This is a very elaborate mind palace you have of Madonna's inner life.
Do you think a lot about this stuff?
All I'm saying is that if someone is infected with a special variant of... Is the driver hot?
What happened with the driver that he got?
What happened in the back of the limo here?
Give us some more...
He's actively writing Madonna fucking fanfic on the podcast.
I want some excuses here.
Listen, I think of all wealthy people in terms of parasite now.
This is where I got driver.
Beautiful.
Gotcha.
I mean, it's so funny.
And Madonna spits in the mouth of her driver for sexual gratification, and then the driver goes home.
No, nothing about that.
Jesus.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the boys, Madonna was on Instagram in a bathtub full of rose petals, set to music, explaining her views on the virus.
That's the thing about COVID-19, it doesn't care about how rich you are, how famous you are, how funny you are, how smart you are.
It's the Great Equalizer.
And what's terrible about it is what's great about it.
What's terrible about it is it's made us all equal in many ways.
And what's wonderful about it is that it's made us all equal in many ways.
Travis, I've got a question.
Let me see if I can get this straight.
This is going to be an Us Torturing Travis episode, isn't it?
Because we've both lost our minds, and he seemed to retain his, so we both have no choice but to drag him into the mud with us, and I'll do my best.
So, we've got Q-Team, right?
There's less than 10.
These are the most advanced military espionage operators in the galaxy.
I mean, would you agree?
Correct.
I mean, lore-wise?
Definitely, yeah.
Why can't they just arrest people and keep it so top secret because they're like the best operatives?
It seems that if they needed to release a worldwide virus to cover the arrest, then they're like kinda not good spies?
I mean, do you see anybody on the board sort of examining that sort of angle?
I mean, no, not really.
What they always say is that, well, they can't just come out and arrest people.
Because that would cause mass panic.
Because people's minds would melt.
But people's minds aren't melting being told to stay in their houses until fucking May?
You know what it is?
It's always this fantasy that, OK, I, a non on the board, am really smart and really strong and can handle massive changes.
But all the people on the street, I look at them, they couldn't handle it.
I'm smart and I'm strong.
I can handle it.
They can't.
It's sort of like it's convincing yourself that you are so unique and uniquely strong that you can handle things that the average American just can't, in terms of factual information.
Which is why you know that the virus is not that big a deal and everybody else is buying toilet paper.
Okay, here's another theory from a QAnon follower named AtGremo2.
It's all about Adrenochrome!
Trump cuts off live supply at the border.
No more traffic kids.
Forces them to rely on medically produced alternatives.
Produced at the Wuhan facility.
Contaminates supply.
A two week incubation period ensures no pre-warning.
Bingo!
All deep state infected.
All deep state infected like Rand Paul, who just tested positive for the coronavirus, and Matt Gaetz, who's in quarantine, and Ted Cruz, who's worried about getting it, and the guy at CPAC.
Man, why am I Travis today?
What's going on?
I think being inside is not good for me.
I need to get back to being out in the world where I can spread my cheer.
Yeah, no, it's a good place to be.
No, no, shit all over everyone's ideas.
It's very satisfying once you get in the groove.
Another component of the storm is happening theory is the baseless idea that tech companies have recently changed their algorithms so people can now see QAnon theories.
This is something that QAnon people have been very excited about recently.
For example, they believe that Google had been deliberately censoring all of their favorite conspiracy theories so that when you Google adrenochrome, for example, the search results page doesn't provide you with links to articles about elites drinking adrenalized blood of children.
Instead, you'd see like fake news articles that don't tell you the truth about adrenochrome from like MSM places.
And I think that somewhere, sometime recently, there was a change.
The problem is that there's no evidence of a significant algorithm change that allowed this content.
For example, here's one QAnon follower who was amazed that you could see a bunch of conspiracy theory images when you Google image search Bill Gates eugenics.
Wow.
Looks like Google's being unlocked.
It's finally allowing the truth about one of the most evil men in history.
No wonder hashtag Bill Gates has stood down.
The sleeping masses are about to get a serious wake up call.
Yeah.
So I think what really happened is that they just now notice that when they enter in these conspiracy theory search terms, it brings you back conspiracy theory content.
Because here's the thing, the Google search algorithm tries to give you the content that is most relevant to the search term and of interest to you and the searcher.
So obviously a searcher who is using a search term related to a conspiracy theory wants to see content promoting that conspiracy theory.
So really, this is a QAnon follower who's just being amazed that the search algorithm is working as intended.
It's one of those things where they didn't even produce any evidence.
Like, there would be evidence if there was a big change.
You could see, like, okay, this particular article, this particular image was in position 50, and now it's position 10 on the Google search results page.
But none of that evidence exists.
They're just creating a sort of a plot point in their head.
But I do actually believe that QAnon is like deprioritizing stuff that they link with the QAnon conspiracy theory.
They're not being paranoid.
Sure.
The difference is that Google thinks it's a conspiracy theory and misinformation, and they think it's the truth that's being suppressed.
You're right.
I think they do deprioritize sort of less credible sources.
But even on YouTube, when I type in QAnon, you don't get the latest stuff.
You get all the biggest MSM hits on it.
It's true.
And you have to really reset, like, OK, just for the last week, please show it to me just in the order it was posted.
And then you get to see it.
So that part is true.
But the part that's baseless is they believe that they have removed these blocks to their content.
Oh yeah, no, that has not happened.
They just figured out to be more specific with their searches.
Yeah, if you type in Bill Gates, you're gonna get all the most prominent MSM articles that he's done recently.
But if you type in, like, Bill Gates sucks toes, then you're gonna get stuff that's a little bit more off the beaten path.
Obviously, because that's the content that you want.
If you type in Bill Gates eugenics, you're looking for conspiracy content.
There's a lot of boomers during this Corona quarantine that are going to discover that you can add big to the term boobs, which they had been typing in for years.
But now, oh my God, you can refine it further.
There's quite... we must be having a little bit of telepathy across the airwaves, Julian, because I was going to make a joke about the Pornhub search filters and how... Oh, there we go.
Our next episode, our next premium episode, not this one, not this week, but is a 69, and we are not going to miss out on this opportunity.
Because everyone's fucking lonely and horny and weird, and we're gonna have the horniest episode of QAnon, we promise you that.
Ever.
That'll be Premium Episode 69, baby.
Hopefully he has some QAnon erotic fic.
Travis fucked up our normal episode 69 because he invited a specialist on cults who had to do an interview where people found out about that kind of thing.
Learning stuff.
Learning real information.
Look where it got us.
Look what just cowering and saying, oh please, Mr. Travis, tell me what you think should be... And now we have the coronavirus.
People have been listening to Travis Few.
Everyone follows him.
Now look where we are.
I can't argue with that logic.
There's also this idea floating around in the QAnon world that since people are sheltering in place, and they're quarantining, they're in their homes, they're going to start spending a lot more time online, and that means they're probably going to get more red-pilled.
I agree with them here.
I think that that is a certainty at this point.
Well, there's just going to be an acceleration in consumption of media, and so red-pilling is part of that, so I think that that's kind of inevitable.
Yeah.
So here's one tweet from Dylan Wheeler, aka Education for Libs.
Oh god.
Algorithms removed from Google, YouTube, and social media apps.
People at home with no distractions slash avoiding false flags.
Trump has declared war against a quote, hidden enemy, end quote.
I can't see him so I can't tell you if he's exploding, but almost certainly.
Talking code, but panicking and slaps at the same time.
There's this weird idea that celebrities, they send out secret codes in their tweets.
People are waking up to earth-shattering lies.
Keep calm and QAnon.
Yeah, he continues to be bright.
Thank you, Dylan.
Yeah, right.
He has a brand new little baby who's gonna be like, raised in the age of Corona.
Oh God, yeah.
The age of the Rona.
He impregnated a giant red pail.
So, all of this excitement has led to an uptick in my personal favorite genre of QAnon posts.
The I'm being asked about QAnon posts.
There's always- Yeah, people are curious.
They often tweet about like, More and more, my family and friends, they laughed at me before, but now they're asking.
For example, here's one tweet, a QAnon follower named Sun Tzu Q. A lot of family members and friends who have not followed Q have been asking me about Q.
Pizzagate, and what the heck is going on?
I've never seen so many wake up from the slumber.
I think we are beyond critical mass at this point.
Here's another one from B. Christiana G. Today, a relative who has refused to listen to my, quote, conspiracy theories, told me that there is clearly more going on here than just this virus, and said, trust the plan.
Wow.
The plan just gets more and more impressive.
God and humanity wins.
Here's the thing, though.
I kind of actually believe that there are probably more people asking about QAnon now because it's an uncertain time and people are seeking out information that they feel like they might not be getting from the government because they don't trust it.
They don't trust the mainstream media.
So, it is prime cult recruiting time.
So, if you're looking to boost up your cult recruitment numbers, if you're looking to start a cult, patreon.com.
Now's the time to do it.
We should teach you.
I'm going to be a cult guru.
I'm going to make cult leaders.
Yeah, we'll tell him that that's what's happening, but it'll be like a Creed Thoughts kind of thing.
Word file for him.
Now something else that is fueling the pandemic is the storm theory is that bored celebrities.
So famous people, they're just like us, they're also stuck indoors trying to entertain themselves too.
They're also stupid and horny.
They're also stupid and horny just like the rest of us.
They're making posts that we're going to regret in a few months.
I can't believe Ellen DeGeneres did Goatsy.
But while you dear listener are dealing with your quarantine and social distancing by listening to this podcast They're doing stuff like singing imagine and stuff and like oh god that video Never have I wanted to damage my monitor with my fist awful like seeing those smug motherfuckers chaining together a crappy Beatles song go fuck yourselves every single one of those Oh, I wish, I want them all to get sucked up into the glass elevator except at the top there's nothing, there's no special land and Roald Dahl forgot to write that part, you just get shot out into space, you're dead.
Alright, beautiful.
I will not, don't bleep a word of this, I approve of all of this.
Exactly.
Yeah, you've seen that video, that's why.
Even you have your limits.
See?
All it takes for Travis to have bloodlust is, like, the smuggest pieces of shit on earth just pretending they're entertaining you while they self-satisfy.
Oh, fuck you.
Yeah, in their fucking, like, in their fucking giant houses with all of their shit fucking Brought to them supplies and like, I'll bet they got coconut waters in their fucking fridge and like fast internet.
And they're just like, oh man, we're all in this together.
Like, no, we're fucking not.
Like we're not fucking in this together at all.
Could we find like a version of wind nuke, but what it does is gives the coronavirus to people through their selfie camera.
That would be fucking amazing.
I just want to hack into Gal Gadot and just instantly Corona her face while she's taking her 18th selfie of the morning.
Now, one celebrity video that QAnon followers have really zeroed in on is one from Ellen DeGeneres.
She posted a video of herself flubbing a magic trick with a deck of cards.
Deck of cards, okay?
They're all different.
You can see that.
I can't see them.
I don't know what card is what.
I'm gonna pick a card, I'm gonna call it out, and then I'm gonna just find it, okay?
Four of hearts.
Six of hearts.
It's very close.
I'm going to try it two more times.
Four of hearts.
Six of diamonds.
One more time.
Four of hearts.
Alright.
Try to figure something out.
That's not working.
Okay, so she looks like Katie Hopkins and has the mental acuity of Joe Biden.
And I would like to yeet her from her fucking Hollywood home.
Just... Can you... You're an entertainer.
I'm sorry no one's there to fucking write scripts and bring you your coffee, but surely you know this is not good content.
And yet it has 1.7 million views.
It sort of set up a bit where David Blaine, magician David Blaine, started duetting videos with her, doing videos with her, in which he teaches her how to do a card trick.
Oh, nice.
Does he do a thing where he disappears the Epstein Black Book that he was in?
Now, what QAnon people really loved about that video was the cards.
You notice that there was a six card, and a six card, and a five card?
Oh my god, what?
What does six and five add up to?
It's right before the number of the beast.
17, and 17 means Q. So the three cards that Ellen showed in that video add up to 17, and this blew the minds of the QAnon followers.
She looks so tired.
I actually do believe she's been cut off from her adrenochrome.
Like, this is sad.
She looks like a raisin.
So here's how one QAnon follower named GoatFishDreams decoded that Ellen video.
No arrests will be announced until the end of the mission.
You saw all the chaos that erupted with Oprah.
The way we will know people have been arrested is they give Q shoutouts.
Ellen DeGeneres has been arrested.
She displays three cards.
A 6, 6, and 5.
6 plus 6 plus 5 equals 17 equal Q.
So Ellen DeGeneres has not been arrested.
She passed.
But why?
This is the weirdest thing.
I love that this is structured like a fucking, like a game that you play like on recess where it's like, well, if you get captured, you have to raise your hand and Q gotcha.
Right now I'm looking at this and it has 1.7 M views.
That's one, seven, 17.
Oh my God.
That's one, seven. Seventeen.
Oh my god.
Hmm.
Oh my god.
I don't understand, why can't the cabal just communicate with each other like normally?
Everything's codes.
Yeah, why can't they just send a message on Signal to be like, yo, Q got me, or Q's coming for me?
I don't get it.
In QAnon land, it seems like everything is sort of like lining up quite nicely for them.
They're very confident that it's all happening.
But that still leaves one question.
What exactly will life be like after the storm?
Because, obviously, all the problems in the world stem from the pedophile Satan worshippers who are mere moments away from being arrested.
So once they're out of the picture, then everything will be better, so they believe.
Yeah.
So, that just leaves one question.
What comes next?
One popular QAnon promoter named EyesOnQ said this.
Assuming it's on, and the pedo-satanic elite are done for, along with all their sick control mechanisms, take a minute and ponder what our world might be like five years from now.
How would you imagine our future freedom?
I mean, are you one of the children?
Like, is this person writing from inside the cage in the Adrenochrome Factory?
No.
We will one day be broken out of this.
Like, dude, you still just drive to the gas station and buy whatever you need every day and fucking fill your car with gas.
No.
What would change if the kids were no longer underground in bunkers?
No, they think that everything is going to change.
We're going to be healthier, we're going to become wealthier, there's going to be less war.
They think that it's not just a matter of the children being free, it's not just them, it's everybody.
They think that we're going to enter basically utopia.
They think that Jeff Bezos is going to buy OnlyFans and that Amazon Prime subscription thing, but you get an OnlyFans subscription for free.
Everybody in America.
He's going to do that now, you say that.
I can't wait.
That's actually what he would probably become the next president.
I mean, yeah, now that everybody's locked inside, I mean, it wouldn't be it wouldn't be the worst pivot in the world.
That might be an outcome of just like there's a deadly virus that like is uniting everybody.
We realize like all of our bullshit is just that bullshit and like people appreciate being outside more.
I mean, some of those things could happen, but not because of So that post received over 250 responses from QAnon followers who all explained what their own personal utopia will look like.
This is amazing!
It was.
It was fascinating to read.
Right. So that post received over 250 responses from QAnon followers who all explained what
their own personal utopia will look like.
This is amazing.
It was. It was fascinating to read. Here's one response from a QAnon follower.
Free energy.
No disease.
No pharma neds.
Natural cures.
Self-employment or working part-time instead of full-time for, say, money.
Abundance.
Worshipping God from home in small groups.
So much more.
Mmm.
A lot of these visions have kind of like a religious bent.
I love it.
So here's another response about what their envisioned post-storm utopia will look like from a QAnon follower named DarkDelight444.
Prosperity we can't even imagine.
No wars.
Cures!
Unimaginable technological advances.
Without the suppression, our imagination and creativity will build a world beyond words.
Hashtag The Golden Era.
Damn, it's like a Civilization VI notification.
Yeah, totally.
Here's another response that touched on how culture will change after the storm.
One could actually listen to nice music without blatant symbolism and satanic meanings.
Movies would be beautiful and encouraging.
People would do amazing things because at the core, that is what we are.
Amazing beings.
Beautiful.
They're going to stop putting penises in my movies because we're beautiful.
But here is probably my favorite responses from a QAnon follower because it's just so pure and childlike.
We're probably all magical and have superhero powers that have been turned off by their control.
Remember, they've designed what normal is for society through TV, music, programming, school, work, obey, consume, pay taxes, and repeat.
What if we can actually fly?
Or heal?
Or... double question mark.
Oh my god.
It's beautiful.
Incredible!
Yeah, it's like he's thinking like a five-year-old, you know?
Just absolute mush.
Puree.
Just reduced to a complete childlike state.
Of course, there's obviously a prophetic element to the whole pandemic is the store theory.
QAnon followers actually have long awaited a prophesized 10 days of darkness.
So this is based on like an old Q drop from 2018, which made reference to 10 days of darkness.
So, there's a lot of speculation about what those days of darkness mean.
A new theory is that there will be a social media or internet outage starting on April 1st and ending on April 10th.
So, this is just a theory that they're batting around now.
So this is their idea.
April 1st is your prediction.
Try not to put your prediction on April 1st.
If you're going to make any predictions at all, I'm going to say there's one single date during the entire year you do not want to place it on.
April Fool's Day is gonna suck this year, by the way.
So they think that during this time period, the 10 days of darkness, April 1st to April 10th, this is when all the mass arrests will happen, basically everything will get cleaned up.
For example, here's one tweet from a QAnon follower named QBall expressing this theory.
If, as surmised, 4.1.2020 could be the start of ten days of darkness, social media will shut down and the emergency alert system will deliver news which will be indisputable and awakening.
On Good Friday, 4.10.2020, it will end with dark to light.
Ten days will be a time of healing, and we will witness the coming of a giant slore!
So yeah, there's this weird aspect.
So they think that all social media will be shut down and the only way we can get information is straight from Trump to our phones through the emergency alert system.
Thank God.
So just a single voice, the only voice in everyone's head, the only way we understand the outside world is through Trump tweets, basically.
Wow, that's like their fucking wet dream.
It's not even that they're getting direct knowledge from Trump.
I think for them, the real chocolate pudding cup would be that all of the libs are forced to have to read his emergency alerts or whatever.
Yeah, they basically want everyone to be brainwashed with Trump tweets.
That's the fantasy.
Wonderful stuff.
I have another story that I want to talk about.
It relates to the fact that QAnon fueled a hoax about Oprah Winfrey being arrested on Twitter.
She did get arrested.
Oprah is in jail.
She is not in jail.
For child trafficking.
I don't know who to believe anymore.
Daddy Travis or Mama Julian.
My brain.
I trust you, Jake.
I believe in you.
So guys, I want to talk about...
So here's what happened.
So on March 18th, Oprah was the number one trending term on Twitter for a bizarre reason.
It was because a lot of people were tweeting about a false story about Oprah Winfrey being arrested.
So Alex Kaplan over at Media Matters did a great job of tracking down how this happened.
Apparently what kicked it off was a Twitter thread from some random QAnon follower named Sam Sambuca.
No, no, no, no.
His name cannot be Sam and then the name of the drink, Sambuca.
You can't just have Sam Sambuca because that would mean his parents, whose last name was Sambuca, were like, let's call our child Sam.
Sam Sam for short.
Sam Sam.
So Sam Sam posted a long thread about the big QAnon storm that's supposed to be happening So I'm going to share some of it, and I'll be honest, I debated how much of this thread I should share with you, dear listener, but I ultimately decided to share about half of it, which is a substantial amount of this thread, because I think it's really required to give you a sense of the spiraling madness that eventually led to Oprah being the No.
1 trending term on Twitter.
So, Jake, will you please take us on this wild ride by reading part of the Twitter thread from Sam Sambuca?
So I've just been shared this info today.
Thread.
Here is some inside info you won't hear on the news.
This morning, at 4.30am, our Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, was served a criminal indictment by the US for corporate and financial crimes.
Media owners were instructed to historically brainwash everyone that the Prime Minister has coronavirus with his wife, and that they won't be leaving their house for a while.
Tom Hanks was arrested 48 hours ago for pedophilia, and he is currently being kept in a hotel room in Australia, refusing to fly back to USA.
Next celebrity arrest?
We'll be Celine Dion.
Yes, finally, that fucking pedophile!
Charles Barkley.
I am sick of this shit.
Charles Barkley, that fucking goddamn fuck.
I think of him every day when I think of the pedophiles out there.
Loose Charles Barkley.
Don't accuse wealthy people of pedophilia.
Kevin Spacey?
Okay, Kevin Spacey, obviously.
Alright, that one, that one you can.
Massive pedo.
Massive pedo.
All will claim coronavirus infections.
Italy's airports have been completely shut down as over 80 of Vatican and financial officials have been served same criminal indictments for financial crimes, pedophilia, child trafficking, and sex abuse.
United Emirates have completed mass arrests of their own royal family and affiliates.
Convicted Hollywood rapist Harvey Weinstein agreed to a deal in exchange for his testimony against hundreds of top Hollywood celebrities and their involvement in the drug business, pedophilia, and child trafficking.
Despite years of Q saying no deals, I guess somebody made a deal.
Instead of a 55-year sentence, he only received a 23-year sentence.
In exchange, he provided testimonies against some of the biggest and most powerful names, including Prince Andrew of the UK, former President Bill Clinton, former Vice... Wait, Jesus Christ.
Former Vice, former Vice President Joe Biden.
That's how Joe Biden would have said it too, by the way.
Tom Hanks, Oprah, Ellen DeGeneres, Quentin Tarantino, Charlie Sheen, Bob Saget, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Steven Spielberg, Podesta again, NXIVM, and Pizzagate, sex trafficking clubs, and hundreds of more who were all directly involved with Jeffrey Epstein.
In exchange of Jeffrey Epstein's testimony, he was allowed to make a deal and have his suicide in prison faked.
The claims in that thread, despite being insane, at least a lot of them, they circulated in the QAnon community until eventually it led to a YouTube video of a man speaking to a camera outdoors claiming that Oprah's home in Florida was being excavated, in his words.
Yeah, this was just like some random guy.
Some guy, yeah, with a YouTube channel.
Is that this time all those libs, all those people who talk about fake news all day, they were home because they had nothing else to do and they got pilled like the rest of them.
Talk about discernment, but they all loved it.
They were all like, I cannot believe Oprah is gone.
We'll miss her.
Alright, so I wanted to give a real quick update because there's a lot going on behind the scenes and I'm getting a lot of first-hand reports of things going on all over the place.
So, first off, we just got word directly, we got video and everything.
It appears that these Hollywood pedophiles that are being arrested, right?
That the Hollywood pedophiles are being arrested and then they are seizing their properties.
So Oprah Winfrey, I guess she's one of the latest coronavirus quarantines, right?
She has a house that she still owns down in Florida, right in Boca Raton.
And they have roped the entire house off with police banners and they are excavating it, right?
So it's right there on the waterway.
So this is suspected to be a location where, in all probability, some kind of child trafficking location, which is, we know, is a pretty standard process that they do, you know, down there, so.
In Boca Raton, or?
Oh yeah, it was standard down there.
Standard pedophilia in Boca Raton, Florida.
A few hours after that video was uploaded, Adriana DiCiaccio, a frequent InfoWars guest and Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist, tweeted similar language to that YouTube video.
No sense, just no specifics.
Oh, people are so bored these days.
We will eat it all up.
A few hours after that video was uploaded, Adriana DiCiaccio, a frequent InfoWars guest
and Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist, tweeted similar language to that YouTube video.
And here's what that tweet said.
At Oprah's house on the intercoastal in Boca Raton has been seized.
They are evacuating and they are inspecting tunnels.
Red tape around house not to alert citizens.
Red cross signs in front.
Intercoastal waterway right behind house.
Tunnels being sealed.
Hashtag coronavirus.
Hashtag trust the plan.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Red tape around house not to alert citizens.
Red tape is incredibly alerting.
That is the definition of what red tape does.
And you're tweeting about your... I mean... Red Cross signs in front.
Why would they? When has anybody like the Red Cross just like put up their own logo in front of like a crisis?
Like, just, just, just be kidding me.
Put up their logo!
Uh, Red Cross, uh, pedophile decontamination zone here getting set up.
Branded.
Obviously, yeah.
This is what blows me away.
All of this is incoherent.
It's based on nonsense.
But despite that fact, this weird fantasy is what made Oprah the number one trending topic on Twitter.
The thing is that it spilled over into normie Twitter, and there were just a lot of people who were not very discerning about the information.
And they were worried.
They were pro-Oprah, and they believed it.
Yeah, they believed it.
They were like, what the fuck?
This is insane!
Or they do like reaction GIFs.
So like, well, my face when I realized why Oprah was trending, I thought it was true.
So it was it was just weird reality we live in when this is this is the most discussed topic on social media based on just mind melting, incoherent nonsense.
Now, the fact that it was the number one trending topic on Twitter confused a lot of people, including previous guest of the show, Hasan Piker, who tweeted this.
Where's this Oprah news coming from?
A Facebook post?
Is everyone this bored inside right now?
Is this real?
It was a very disorienting time, because it was just bizarre.
How dare you put him on blast like this?
Well, it was a good tweet.
It captured the moment.
That's why I included it.
Eventually, Oprah tweeted this denial.
Just got a phone call that my name is trending and being trolled for some awful fake thing.
It's not true.
Haven't been raided or arrested.
Just sanitizing and self-distancing with the rest of the world.
Stay safe, everybody.
Just sanitizing.
Now I see Oprah sitting on the little dunk tank thing, but she's dunk tanking herself into Purell.
She has her servants.
Sinking slowly.
She has her servants, like, trying to dunk her into the Purell tank, and that's how she entertains herself all day.
Now, I have one other story, and it concerns some internal drama in the QAnon world, which I always love exploring.
Of course you do.
I think that the conflict and the tensions within the QAnon community, I think, are very instructive.
Here's what this story is.
A QAnon community divided after Arizona man claims to be Q.
The QAnon community has a new star that's ruffling the feathers of the big-name QAnon promoters.
A man who goes by the name Austin Steinbart made waves after producing videos in which he claims that he is actually Q. More specifically, he claims that Q is Steinbart from the future who has traveled back in time to the present day Steinbart clues.
Now, this is amazing.
It's a great story.
Now, by his own telling, Steinbart has also quite the intelligence background.
Here's how Steinbart describes himself on his YouTube about page.
Austin Steinbart, a.k.a.
Q, is a 29 year old DIA agent from Chandler, Arizona.
He successfully completed his first undercover mission for the DIA in Cuba at age 17.
In 2016, Austin ran point on Operation Burnback, which successfully prevented the CIA from illegally rigging the presidential election against Trump.
He began Operation QAnon in October 2017 after an impromptu trip to Washington DC.
See Instagram.
After Austin finishes Operation QAnon, he will become the first commander of the United States Space Force.
This is incredible.
I hope this is somebody, a lib or a fucking lefty, who is like, oh my god, their story fucking sucks now.
I can just jump in and take over with something way more interesting and just going for it.
He's very savvy, whatever he's doing.
When the dust settles and I am the god general of the entire universe.
Yeah, exactly.
You can send a PayPal right now to make sure that you will be in a slightly less punitive labor camp.
Now, experienced Q-heads will tell you that Austin's story doesn't seem to fit within QAnon lore.
Q quite specifically said, no outside comms, which supposedly means that Q doesn't communicate outside of 8chan or 8kun.
Well, in a YouTube video, Austin Steinbart offered an answer to that criticism as well.
Because I'm not just associated with Q, I am Q. Me personally.
This is my operation.
The guy posting on the boards and running the point on this whole operation is actually me in the future.
Pretty crazy, right?
Be on the lookout for official confirmation from the big man upstairs very soon.
And in the meantime, all the annoying little parrots squawking, can take a seat.
Because it also says on that board that disinformation is necessary.
He's gotta be trolling.
What is this kid?
Is he crazy?
He's released a lot of videos like this.
Is he insane?
Okay, wow.
You can really never tell anymore.
It is absolutely indifferent.
If someone wrote someone like this, it would be just every mannerism, all the little ticks and the cuts.
He's got a good angle, you know?
He's young, he's well-groomed, and his videos, they're edited.
They have all these quick jump cuts, which in QAnon world, which is luxurious sort of high production.
Yeah, that's chef's kiss level production.
Right.
He looks like an extra in a 1950s film noir.
Yeah, yeah.
Despite the absurdity of Steinbart's claims, he has attracted quite a large number of curious fans in the QAnon community.
That's right.
And they call him Q-Baby, which is... What?
Which is not as beautiful as Baby Q. Oh, no, not... No, that was the Q-Baby 2 now.
They're fucking this up, man.
Yeah, they're just adding new terms.
So confusing.
Shitting all over the lore.
I know.
However, the fact that Steinbart is making waves has disappointed several big-name QAnon promoters who have called him a fraud.
They're apparently shocked that someone can just roll in and fool a bunch of QAnon people by telling an outlandish story.
For example, here is QAnon promoter Lisa May Crowley.
I'm having a hell of a blockathon this evening.
Anyone who signs with a Johnny-come-lately claiming to be Q from the future and believes I'm a bad actor can pound sand.
And to those who say we should just ignore these clowns, newbies are falling for it.
I'm calling out all fake news.
QAnon promoter CJ Truth was even more blunt.
Anyone who DMs me or posts something and tells me Austin Steinbart is Q or promotes his story to me will be blocked.
This guy is total fraud.
So this guy is just making the, I guess, the old guard of Q-nan just furious.
Love it.
Yeah, me too!
Go baby!
Stein, Mark, he's disrupting the system.
It pokes an interesting chink in their armor, which is that they don't know who Q is either.
And so the thing is, as they say, Johnny completely strolls in and claims to be it.
There's no way they have any definitive proof that he's not, and I'm sure that that drives them fucking crazy, which is amazing that what they never counted on is some other asshole being like, oh, fuck these guys, none of this is real, I'm gonna come in and say I'm it.
Yeah, it's so brilliant, so obvious, anyone could have just yelled.
Yeah.
Tell a good story.
We should have done that.
I know.
In fact, I'm still gonna do it.
I'm gonna go in and say that this guy Austin is also a fraud, but the reason that I know is because I'm Q.
It'll be like the Papal Schism.
Jake is going to have to move to Avignon.
God, what I think is so amazing, this is why I think that a lot of people are worried.
It's like, wow, what if this bizarre cult actually gains some power?
But the thing is that because it's so incoherent, it's not based on anything solid, it's just prone to factionalism.
It's just a group of people who want to hear a good, exciting story that tells them why they're winning.
And so they're going to be pulled in a million different directions.
I don't think it's going to congeal into anything really solid as a, I guess, political body.
I don't think.
I guess we'll find out.
But does it need to?
They're all so scattered.
Everyone's so scatterbrained.
Yeah.
I don't even know if we need, like, any kind of real effective or targeted operation anymore.
You can just spray.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Just spray and spray.
Just dust.
Just dust everything.
Just general, the mist of insanity and lack of knowledge.
Just powder my area.
Yeah.
Now boys, we spent a lot of time today talking about the fantasy world of QAnon, but I want to pivot a little bit to something more realistic, namely elite pedophiles.
Specifically, I want to talk about some Jeffrey Epstein news that caught my eye.
Alleged Epstein madam Ghislaine Maxwell sues for a piece of Jeffrey Epstein's estate.
So this is what happened.
Ghislaine Maxwell, former girlfriend and alleged procurer of underage girls for Jeffrey Epstein, has sued the late financier's estate, seeking to recoup legal fees to defend herself against claims that she helped recruit women for Epstein's alleged sex trafficking scheme.
In a complaint filed with the Superior Court in the U.S.
Virgin Islands, Maxwell said that she had no involvement or knowledge of Epstein's alleged misconduct and that he had repeatedly promised to support her financially.
Who broke this story?
The Guardian.
Okay.
I was gonna say it's the fucking New York Post.
I'm gonna have a conniption.
Maxwell is also seeking reimbursement for security costs, saying that she receives regular threats to her life and safety, requiring her to hire personal security services and find safe accommodation.
Do you guys think that when she says like regular threats to her life and safety, do you think she's talking about police that are trying to find her?
Mmm, well.
No, she's playing bits of our episodes where I beep stuff out and telling the police, you can fill this in, you know what he's saying here.
That's probably it, that's probably it.
When I said that Gillian should have her father happen to her on a yacht and fall forward into the darkness of the waters below, that could be seen by her as threatening.
Possibly.
I mean, I guess she does have kind of a point.
Just because I want the back of her head to go daddy.
Right, right, right.
So, Virginia Jeffrey, one of Epstein's accusers who has said that she was recruited by Maxwell to Epstein's alleged trafficking ring, criticized the lawsuit.
Here's what Virginia said in a tweet.
Memo to Ghislaine Maxwell.
How dare you play the victim card when you've victimized me and countless others.
You are a vile, evil, sadistic creature, not even worthy of calling a human being.
I hope the judge ruling over this laughs you out of court and into jail.
Yes, judges' laughter usually gets rich people right into the jail.
Yes, yes.
It's just with each building, ha, they are forced one step closer to the iron bars.
So the lawsuit is especially audacious considering that at least two dozen Epstein accusers have also filed civil lawsuits against the estate.
Some even named Maxwell as a defendant in their lawsuits.
One Epstein accuser's lawyer named Sigrid McCauley said this.
It is absolutely appalling that Ghislaine Maxwell is seeking to drain funds from the very estate that should be paying the Epstein victim's claims.
We view her actions as unconscionable, but this is an individual who lost sight of right from wrong a very long time ago.
So, I mean, it's an understatement.
Yeah, I mean, very, very weird that she just disappeared, just off the radar, and then all of a sudden she pops up with a lawsuit to get a chunk of Epstein's cash.
I'm gonna say that if she's receiving any kind of public threats or harassment, it's not enough.
We want her addressed.
Right.
I'm gonna say, no, hey, come on.
If we could dox one fucking human being on Earth, we're doxing Nazis, can we dox the madam of the biggest pedophilia operation of our goddamn century?
Sure, she's awful, she's awful.
Can we dox her?
Travis, right here, right now.
Can we dox her?
Can we dox her?
Sure, I'll say it's okay to dox her.
Okay!
Go for it everybody!
Yay!
I would encourage, yeah, dox.
Yay!
I will retweet the dox if anyone has it.
Oh, man.
Yeah, this is, woof, bounty hunting stuff.
Yeah.
Okay, well, this is really, again, some non-ideal stuff that somehow we have a system in which the secret madam could just kind of like, from an undisclosed location, try to extract money from the pedophile empire that she helped run.
That's rightfully hers in her eyes.
And probably has people encouraging her to do it.
Incredible.
Oh, fuck.
I don't even know what to say about this.
This is just the... I mean, it shows how blatant our system is, how blatantly broken our system is, and that wealth truly rots your brain beyond recognition.
Yeah.
Do you think that it's one of those situations where she's suing to make her look less guilty?
That if she didn't sue, that people would be like, oh, I guess she's kind of admitting then that she was a part of it in the ways that they say that she was.
No, she wants a better retirement package.
Yeah, I think she just wants cash.
I think that's the beginning and the end of it.
I think she would prefer to keep a low profile.
I mean, this raises her profile in the news.
But in her mind, it's like she's going out one last time into the wasteland to get supplies so she can hunker down again.
And her supplies in this case are just millions and millions of dollars.
What she wants is to be able to have a nice little island somewhere, something like that, where she never has to deal with anything.
I mean, I hear there's an island that's available and has some infrastructure still standing.
So maybe if she repurchases Epstein Island with the money she gets from the Epstein thing and starts a good business, a real business, I trust that she's a changed woman.
She and Jeffrey can live together on that island happily ever after, because he's already there waiting for her.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
And he's being played by Scott Bakula.
By the way, how is Scott Bakula not playing Jeffrey Epstein in a Jeffrey Epstein movie?
He will, right?
Like, that's just the obvious guy to play this.
Yeah, he would be great.
Yeah.
After the storm, I can't wait to see that.
Oh, man, I never thought about that.
Right?
You know what?
Scorsese would make a great Epstein movie.
Oh please, Scorsese, cast Scott Bakula as Epstein in your movie.
Make it three and a half hours, put it on Netflix, own the libs.
Don't use the young stuff.
Don't do the young shit on the faces, don't hire these old guys anymore.
Come on, find some new Italian actors who aren't, I mean...
Man, Bakula Epstein.
Epstein Bakula.
Will movies still happen?
Epstein Bakula, but he's gonna have to do it from, like, home.
He's gonna have to Twitch stream himself.
Scott Bakula.
Twitch stream yourself as Jeffrey Epstein, you coward.
It's funny that we're ending, actually, on Scott Bakula, who is associated in the wonderful television series, Quantum Leap.
Some of the pseudoscience from that television series will bleed into what will be covered in the premium episode for this week.
So if you're listening to this as a one-two punch, I think there's going to be a little bit of congruity.
Is congruity a word?
I don't know.
I don't know anything anymore, guys.
In this time of need, we can all coin words like Shakespeare.
We get allotted 20 to 25 words we can make up, and we get to reconstitute language from the ground up.
So, Jake, thank you so much for joining us from your bunker.
Hopefully all of us have been doing enough of the isolation and smart stuff with the hands and the washing and all of that stuff that we can all be together one day, but for now, Jake is still in papillion land, and me and Travis are over here and, you know, just kind of Open-mouth kissing right celebrating the fact that there's finally a disease that punishes those who are extroverts finally Yeah, we are used to this bullshit.
You are probably going crazy.
You're probably going to kill your loved one You're gonna do that axe through the window Here's Johnny thing and that's because you're an extrovert.
So yeah, you need you that you that somewhere to post energy and That's right.
All the IntJ people are going to commit like war crime level shit during this.
Yeah.
All I know is that posts are going to start getting really weird as like as like all these sort of like the new people online they start they start exploring social media.
Yeah.
Get out of their system and then and then people are going to get real Howard Hughes late in life kind of kind of paranoia.
It's going to be fun.
That's right.
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Listener, until next week, may the hand sanitizer bless you and keep you.
It's not a conspiracy, it's a fact.
And now, today's Auto-Q.
If you're frustrated that you're self-quarantined right now, if you're pissed that you can't go to a restaurant right now or you can't go to the gym or whatever, just remember, the reason why you're self-quarantined right now is because of these sickos.
They're raping kids.
So be mad at them.
It's President Trump and the White Hats that have sacrificed everything to eradicate this evil from the Earth.
And if you feel like complaining, Because you're bored in your home for a few weeks?
