1995 blockbuster Outbreak is pretty pilled. We dig into its representation of the deep state. And divorce. And dog ownership. ↓↓↓↓ SUBSCRIBE FOR $5 A MONTH SO YOU DON'T MISS THE SECOND WEEKLY EPISODE ↓↓↓↓ www.patreon.com/QAnonAnonymous Merch / Join the Discord Community / Find the Lost Episodes / Etc: http://qanonanonymous.com Music by Nick Sena (www.nicksenamusic.com)
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| And then they get on the MSM by holding them up, literally going to the studio and holding them up with guns, and they call for the monkey to be- Cuba, Cuba and, uh, Dustin. | |
| Yeah, Cuba and Dustin. | |
| And they call for the monkey to be taken down, uh, and then they take off again, and they avoid, like, cops who are trying to fire at them and shit. | |
| Uh, this is also very, like, QAnon fantasy, like, um, you know, hijacking, like, the MSM and, like, making the real broadcast and, like, live baking on air. | |
| Like, it's very, it's very cute. | |
| It's very Q-ish. | |
| And a woman calls in cause she, she, uh, saw her kid make a drawing of a monkey. | |
| And so they go straight there on a helicopter, baby. | |
| They fucking helicopter over to his house. | |
| Yeah, the entire third act of the movie takes place in a helicopter, basically. | |
| Yeah, various helicopters. | |
| Yeah, right. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| It's true. | |
| So Dustin and Cuba have escaped the bad guys, they've found the family with a sick monkey living in their backyard, and Dustin Hoffman at this point goes full Biden. | |
| He clutches this little girl by her shoulders and he babbles about his wife like incredibly close to the child's face. | |
| It's truly disturbing and present stuff. | |
| Kay. | |
| What? | |
| Have you ever been sick? | |
| Yes. | |
| It's not much fun, is it? | |
| No. | |
| Well, there's a whole lot of people that are sick right now. | |
| A whole town. | |
| And you know how much that you love your mommy? | |
| Well, that's how much I love my wife. | |
| And my wife is one of the people who's very sick. | |
| And I want her to get better. | |
| Is it Betsy? | |
| Betsy can help make everybody better. | |
| Because she's got this medicine inside her. | |
| And that's what makes her very special. | |
| Do you understand? | |
| You won't hurt her. | |
| No. | |
| She'll just go to sleep for a little while. | |
| That doesn't hurt, does it? | |
| No. | |
| Promise you won't hurt her? | |
| I promise. | |
| If I hurt her, you can punch me in the nose. | |
| A serious punch. | |
| For a very serious nose. | |
| Like just at the end, just proposing the child punch him. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The whole thing's weird and awkward. | |
| So bad. | |
| Very weird. | |
| Very weird scene. | |
| Only in Hook has Dustin Hoffman emulated a bizarre, well-behaved pedophile so well. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, it's like he's telling this little kid he sees his wife as mommy. | |
| You know, it's awkward. | |
| It's not good. | |
| It's really not good. | |
| Total Biden mode stuff. | |
| And then Morgan Freeman makes like this fascist speech to encourage the troops to bomb the civilians, and then he looks regretful because, you know, oh no, I guess it's also bad what I'm doing actively. | |
| Promoting actively with my voice and actions. | |
| So yeah, the lib hope lives on that he's gonna become a good person. | |
| Again, this is about Morgan Freeman. | |
| The real movie's not about the divorce. | |
| We're now seeing someone at the center. | |
| Will he make the deep state good again? | |
| Oh! | |
| I love this bit. | |
| They use the child to lure the fucking monkey! | |
| Yeah, how does that conversation go down with the parents? | |
| They use the child! | |
| They mumble to the child! | |
| Dustin Hoffman does ASMR to the parents to calm them down while they watch their child go towards the literal disease monkey that started the whole thing! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| So what we need is we need to use your child as bait for an infected wild animal. | |
| After I shake its shoulders and like speak closely to its face, we're gonna use it as human bait. | |
| Like what the fuck is happening? | |
| Biden, full Biden mode. | |
| No, I'm afraid you're gonna have to find a different route to finding this money than using my child as fucking bait! | |
| This is the America we deserve and we're gonna get it under a Biden presidency. | |
| Children will be bait for monkeys! | |
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