Premium Episode 66: Kicked Out of CPAC with Jacob Wohl featuring Seb Gorkasm (Sample)
Our favorite spy Seb Gorkasm tells us about her CPAC 2020 experience, including getting in trouble for hanging out with Jacob Wohl. Before that we explore the America First Political Action Conference (AFPAC) attended by anti-semitic nationalists Nick Fuentes, Michelle Malkin and Scott Greer. Oh, and the Corona Virus is (of course) part of this story.
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You gave me a recording that I want to play and it's a recording of you getting in some trouble with friend of the podcast Jacob Wohl.
Jacob, I'm Susie.
I'm a big fan.
I'm a lifestyle reporter with Q News.
This is a conservative outlet.
Do you have a minute to just talk about some lifestyles?
I've got to walk this way, but sure.
Anything you want to know in particular?
Absolutely.
Well, first of all, I know this has been a little rough, but are you enjoying CPAC so far?
Yeah, I mean I'm happy we were at least able to get in the door.
They tried to stop us at the door and thankfully they were cool.
There was one cool guy there that knew what was going on and he was okay.
That's fantastic.
So, you know, it worked out.
So we know that you're a connoisseur.
Are you all together?
No, I'm just... No, we're just different people.
Well, unfortunately, you got wrapped up into this.
So, stand right here.
Can I continue?
I hear that you are... Are we still live for it?
I'm just heading out, guys.
folks? The exit, please. Oh, I'm just interviewing him.
Interviewing him. I was trying to interview him. Why don't you
follow him? But I'm a CPAC attendee. I'm not affiliated at all. I'm happy to. Yes. Will I be allowed back in? I don't
know. You'll be allowed back in. They got nothing. Okay, I don't understand. I don't know what I got. They got nothing.
Yeah.
Whoa!
They've got nothing.
That is truly amazing.
So, Seb, tell us what the fuck happened.
You were about to interview him with a question that I had fed you about briefcases, locking briefcases, as a lifestyle reporter.
You were unable to get to the word briefcase, literally right before the word briefcase.
I'm so angry!
I'm so angry.
I know!
Or cigar.
Were you going for cigar or the briefcase?
I was going for connoisseurs and belizes and attaches and then I think I was going to go
down asking if...
And then I...
God, you can't even troll the kid because he's too busy getting time.
I know!
I was going to hope he was going to give me tips on how to up my cigar game.
It was going to be so much fun.
So he came into CPAC to do another one of his bizarre press conferences because he's thirsty.
I can't even follow what this one was about.
Last year's was about Ilhan Omar marrying her brother.
This year had something to do with Democratic activist fundraisers.
Yeah, where they handed out packets.
Oh yeah, they handed out packets. I got my hands on the coveted packet this year and last year.
I don't even know what the hell they're talking about this year. It wasn't good.
It's really too bad though that you didn't get to the rest of the questions that we had
prepared for our friend because it involved asking him whether a cigar had ever exploded
while he was smoking it.
And I think the last question was, has an Acme safe ever fallen on you?
But we were unable to fulfill the joke's destiny.
It was gonna be so good!
Oh, such a bummer.
You can't even own this kid without someone more powerful owning him.
I know, yeah.
Take a five minute break.
I know.
That was so funny that you were like, wait, that Jacob Wall had to see the decision that you were trying to process whether interviewing him was worth getting kicked out of losing your coveted position inside the convention.
So why did they try to associate you with him?
Were you dressed in any weird way?
Well, that's one of the ways I fucked up.
I was like, I'm just talking to this guy, interviewing him, who I'm just a nobody.
And then the security guard gave me a once up and once down, and that's when I realized I was screwed, because I was wearing an exposed CNN hat that was given to me by Project Veritas, so I looked like an absolute loon.
But tell me something.
I mean, he's considered relatively mainstream.
I mean, Project Veritas is now being associated with Eric Prince of, uh, of what is it?
What is it called?
Blackwater or whatever the fuck they're called.
The mercenary, the International Mercenary Corporation.
I stood next to him in the Kochek line.
Next to Eric Prince?
I stood next to Eric Prince in the, uh, in the Kochek line.
The banality of the celebrity there is just getting so out of hand.
I was like, what the fuck is happening?
Here he is.
Meanwhile they just put out an article that he's hiring spies to go infiltrate liberal groups and there I was standing next to him so I'm like, gotcha bitch!
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