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EPISODE 67: Q's Favorite Reporter John Solomon

Investigative journalist turned right-wing bag carrier John Solomon is on the docket, including his claims about Hunter Biden, big daddy Joe Biden and the DNC at large. Did he redpill the President? And why is Rudy Giuliani involved? And will the boys survive this episode at all? Yes, but only thanks to a brave owl called Moloch. SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE 2ND WEEKLY EPISODE! PATREON.COM/QANONANONYMOUS Music by Nick Sena: http://www.nicksenamusic.com Full speech by Russell Banks (heard in this week's auto-Q): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv3Rbq5WIK4

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	What's up QAA listeners?
	The fun games have begun.
	I found a way to connect to the internet.
	I'm sorry boy.
	When Sean Hannity, Trump, and Q get together to play poker like those dogs in the painting, sometimes they get talking faves.
	the John Solomon episode.
	As always, we are your hosts, Jake Brocatansky, Julian Field,
	and Travis View.
	When Sean Hannity, Trump, and Q get together to play poker like those dogs in the painting,
	sometimes they get talking faves.
	Did you know, for example, that Sean Hannity's favorite toothpaste
	is a mix of cement and dog shit?
	Or that Q prefers Dairy Queen restrooms?
	Or that Trump's favorite color is Parmesan?
	Wild stuff.
	But there's one thing they always agree on.
	And that's investigative reporters.
	All three of them simply love a guy called John Solomon who writes for The Hill, which is essentially a CVS receipt squeezed through a garbage compactor.
	If you've heard the name John Solomon recently, it's probably because he's been mentioned multiple times by witnesses in the impeachment inquiry.
	You know, that really interesting event on television that is totally worth watching?
	It turns out John, slipped information by human scream mask Rudy Giuliani, has been feeding red pills to our big, spongy president.
	And it may have started this whole Ukraine thing in the first place.
	So for this episode, Travis is going to guide you through that beautiful mess, which Jake will follow with a lost John Solomon article he happens to have gotten his little myths on.
	But first...
	First up, we have a MateGate update.
	And of course, MateGate refers to the scandal in Australia where the Prime Minister there apparently has a cozy relationship with the QAnon pusher Burned Spy.
	So apparently last year Australia concluded a five-year investigation into child sexual abuse at religious and state-run institutions that were responsible for keeping children safe.
	In response to that inquiry's findings, Prime Minister Scott Morrison offered an apology to child sex abuse survivors on behalf of Australia.
	I apologize to you on behalf of Hillary Clinton.
	But according to the Australian publication Crikey, which has been following the story, the Prime Minister's use of a specific phrase has raised questions about the influence that his QAnon-pushing friend has on him.
	So the phrase that Morrison used is ritual abuse.
	Which isn't commonly used by sexual abuse victims or their advocates, but is commonly used by QAnon followers who think that the sicko elites use children in their satanic rituals.
	It fucking rules that for that speech he just had John Carpenter soundtrack going.
	Scott Morrison's office claimed that they got the phrase from victim advocates.
	However, members of a panel of survivor advocates that advised the government said that they weren't, and this is what one of them said.
	We were consulting with victim groups, and if that had come up at all, we would have got rid of it.
	If anything, it would have been, don't use this.
	Yeah, no shit.
	Ritual abuse.
	That is some Christian people standing around in a kitchen kind of shit.
	Also reported by Crikey is that in the hours before Morrison's address to Parliament, Bern Spy sent a text to a colleague that said, I think Scott is going to do it.
	He just meant like a handstand while eating a hot dog, which is what they do down there.
	Sure.
	Yeah, or maybe he was like about to beat the final boss in Dark Souls or something.
	Probably.
	Everybody gather around Scott's place, he's got the... Yeah, people think he's dumb and like a right-wing hack, but the reality is he's just always tired from playing Dark Souls all night.
	Shortly after the speech, Burn Spy posted a tweet that called special attention to the phrase.
	He said this in that tweet.
	What a great speech.
	At Scott Morrison MP, acknowledging the victims of ritual abuse.
	View at 6.06 in clip below.
	So...
	Thank you.
	So this is a very strange situation.
	So it looks like a major world leader is being directly influenced by a QAnon promoter.
	And it's not Trump, which is... Man, this is a paranoid conspiracy theory Travis is trying to start.
	Come on, man.
	I think there's the preponderance of evidence demands.
	Get your feedback on the ground.
	Like what like I understand why this isn't like a bigger scandal.
	I feel like feel like this is like, you know, if like Like an out.
	Yeah, I don't know I guess I suppose I suppose, you know in our government, you know, we have better bad people who are influencing the president, but it's wild
	to me. Like a QAnon promoter is like changing the words that a world... why isn't there people
	freaking out about this?
	Well, you know what? I don't know if it's such a bad thing.
	Look, you've got the people who, you know, in a democracy, the people sort of dictate the
	policy, and look, you've got one guy and his policy is making his way to the parliament.
	I mean... I would hate to see the world after maybe like a couple hundred years of Christian extremists directly controlling multiple big governments and maybe even directing armies.
	Like, that would be a really hard place to live in, right?
	If that had been happening since... oh, let's see...
	Well, I mean, according to John Titor, that is what the future holds for us.
	Ah, the future, huh?
	John Titor was able to see all the way back to the 1500s.
	Incredible.
	He was very, yeah, very content there, it seemed.
	Yeah, I mean, they literally committed genocide on multiple continents because they believed that God sent them as the chosen people to, like, harvest the earth for their profit.
	Is this so much crazier?
	I suppose when you put things in perspective like that.
	Yeah.
	Well, as long as we keep, you know, rubbing our bullets in, you know, pork grease or whatever so that we can win this holy war, you know?
	For our second story, there have been a handful of Q-drops this week, and I'm going to focus in on just two of them.
	And one of them was another Q-proof.
	Q keeps dropping the new Q-proofs, and I think I've said this before, but if you meet someone online and two years later they're still trying to prove that they're real, then you are being catfished, obviously.
	Yeah.
	So on a drop on November 19th, Q referenced an earlier drop in February of this year, which had this in part.
	Step four, open new and fake and false investigations as chairman of the House Intel Comm to retain disinformation campaign designed to keep liberal slash de-Americans on board to regain power and prevent prosecution.
	So here, Q is implying that back in February, Q predicted that the chairman of the House Intel Committee, Congressman Adam Schiff, would open the currently ongoing impeachment inquiry.
	And of course, there are a couple of problems there.
	Firstly, that February Q drop came a few days after Congressman Schiff announced the House investigation into Russian interference on February 6th, which was separate from the special counsel investigation.
	So that, that House... Hold on.
	That house investigation is obviously the new investigation that Q was referring to.
	The other problem is that congressman... Can you imagine jacking off with no lube and no porn and no dick?
	That's like what the Democrats do every day.
	What do you mean no dick?
	Just airing it like you're playing an air guitar?
	You're just taking your knuckles and you're scraping them against a wall.
	You're just...
	I don't enjoy his whole vibe.
	I fucking don't like him.
	He's shifty as fuck.
	He's shifty Schiff.
	You know what?
	And yet you still think, I'm about to cum, I'm about to cum, but you're never going to.
	You're never going to, it's boring.
	And also Adam Schiff, hey, I gotta give this one to Trump.
	He's got creepy fucking eyes, I don't enjoy his whole vibe, I fucking don't like him,
	he's shifty as fuck, he's shifty Schiff.
	You know what, his vibe sucks.
	I hate him.
	I'm going to be honest.
	And you know what?
	I'll say something else.
	I'll say something else.
	His district is a fucking pit.
	There we go.
	If you put one iota of the effort that you have into fucking impeaching Trump into fucking cleaning up your fucking district, I wouldn't have to see just the fucking saddest representations of humanity.
	Travis is so bummed out right now.
	Sounds like your beef is with local and state government and not federal government.
	Yeah, get it together, Jake.
	I was always on Travis's side for this one, by the way.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Fuck you, Jake.
	Stop talking shit about Shifty Shifty Shifty Shifty.
	I'm almost positive that Shiv Has something to do with the degradation of the quality of the- Schiff always looks like he's trying- he's- he woke up in the middle of the night because he needs to pee, he went to the fridge, and he's trying to stare at the label in the back.
	You know, to see what it is.
	Is it expired?
	Is it expired yet?
	And that's the eyes he's always doing.
	I mean, come on.
	Can we not get Pete?
	Can we?
	Is it so hard to get someone that looks human up there?
	Or do we have to keep putting up with Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Adam Schiff?
	Can we get someone with a normal human face?
	Can we get someone who isn't wearing a mask of someone else?
	No, it's three fucking Skeletors.
	It's three early 90s action figures.
	Jake, we need you to play the entire Democratic Party.
	What do you think?
	We're gonna put you up there.
	You have a beautiful face.
	People love you.
	People write in, they say they love you.
	I've been hearing it.
	They've been saying it.
	We need you to be the entire Democratic Party.
	Man, it would be a waste to put me in that kind of position of power.
	I would like to put you in a nice AOC style suit and marry you.
	I would ask dumb philosophical questions like, what does all of it matter?
	It's gotten useless.
	Alright, Travis, you're up.
	Fuck it.
	The other problem with this Q-proof is that Congressman Schiff didn't open the impeachment inquiry in any sense.
	The individual responsible for opening the inquiry is obviously Speaker Pelosi, and she did that back in September.
	Yeah, actually, I confronted this with someone, a Q follower in my mentions, who was trying to say that this was a Q proof.
	It's like, well, if you're saying here that Q is saying that Schiff opened the impeachment inquiry, then Q is wrong.
	And the response was, oh, but Schiff is the public face of it.
	Wait, so you're now calling these confrontations when you answer people in your Twitter comments?
	Yeah, yeah, it's a battle.
	It's a battle royale.
	Hell yeah.
	Last man standing wins.
	Yeah, hell yeah.
	But uh, so yeah, it is a, I suppose it is a Q proof if you just change the meaning of all the words in the drop.
	Yeah, if English language isn't the English language, if mathematics are not mathematics, if reality isn't reality, then Q is 100% correct about everything.
	If you change reality to whatever you prefer, then Q is real.
	I'll give you that.
	Done.
	I mean done.
	I mean marketplace, baby.
	You go, you find, you buy, it's yours.
	You have your new one.
	Black Friday sale on QAnon.
	Black Friday sale on the marketplace of realities.
	Busting through the doors they've got.
	It is very cheap, easy to use.
	70% off your next illusion.
	Yeah, they've got 100 QAnons just stacked at the front of the store, just ready to be taken.
	They all look shoddier than the last, like the Chinese factory got lazier and lazier as the model numbers went up.
	Right next to the smart bulbs.
	Now, the second Q drop I want to call attention to is one which Q is criticizing the mainstream media.
	And I think it actually it kind of illustrates the kind of techniques that that cult leaders typically use.
	And here's what the Q drop says.
	What happens when 90 percent of the media is controlled slash owned by six corporations?
	What happens when those same corporations are operated and controlled by a political ideology?
	What happens when the news is no longer free from bias?
	What happens when the news is no longer reliable and independent?
	What happens when the news is no longer trustworthy?
	God, it's just so boring.
	What does happen?
	Please, tell me what happens.
	Can you actually just give us answers?
	I'm sick of the question marks.
	No answers.
	More questions.
	What happens when the news simply becomes an extension slash arm of a political party?
	God, could you imagine that?
	Oh, wild.
	Fact becomes fiction.
	Fiction becomes fact.
	When does news become propaganda?
	Identity creation?
	How does the average person who is under constant financial stress, by design, find time to research and discern fact versus fiction?
	Majority of people more prone to believe someone in power sitting behind a big brand news name?
	to people, human psyche, tend to follow the majority slash mainstream viewpoint in fear
	of being isolated and or shunned.
	There actually are valid reasons to be concerned about media outlets being consolidated under the control of a handful of big corporations.
	Yeah, there are valid reasons to march them all to Guantanamo.
	Of course, of course.
	There are valid reasons to have your military tribunals.
	Go up those little wooden stairs, stand in a row.
	But, uh, good faith critics of the mainstream media criticize it because they wish it would do better.
	Like, they would imagine it would, like, do different things than it's doing so they could like it.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, like, uh, good investigative journalism, speaking truth to power, not limiting your editorial lines.
	Those sorts of things.
	I wish you would do that.
	So that's not what Q is doing here.
	So Q is fostering distrust in the mainstream media in order to encourage Q followers to turn away from all sources of information that aren't directly related to Q, which is a different kind of goal.
	Yeah, what happens when people who are under financial stress don't have time to read QMap.pub every single day and match it with the Drudge Report and Fox News?
	So I really, really interested in that last line, which says, do people tend to follow the majority slash mainstream viewpoint in fear of being isolated and or shunned?
	So Q is telling followers to stop being afraid of being isolated and shunned because Q wants followers to be isolated and shunned by their friends and family.
	That's because people who are isolated and shunned are easier to manipulate and control.
	So Q here is engaging in a common thought reform technique commonly used by authoritarian regimes and cults.
	And this technique is known as milieu control.
	So Q is being actively, knowingly abusive and harmful here.
	I mean, this is kind of partly why I kind of object when people say, oh, maybe Q was just some sort of trolling 14 year old in his basement or something.
	I mean, he could also be.
	I guess.
	But there's something kind of sophisticated going on here.
	Okay, yeah.
	There's something where Q obviously understands that he needs to, or they, need to separate basically all the people under Q's control from other family members and other sources of information to isolate them so they're more malleable and they are more easier to influence.
	He must believe that he's losing control.
	There must be some kind of internal data, maybe, that they're seeing.
	Maybe the hiatus took a toll on their membership.
	No, but this is exactly what the Democrats do.
	It's like, oh yeah, Trump is losing control.
	That's why his language is slipping.
	But it's been slipping for three years.
	Q was never not exactly like this.
	Yeah, but he doesn't he doesn't reference directly being like be isolated from your loved ones like so I could
	separate and Dominate like it's I don't know. I agree with Travis. There's
	there's a little something more insidious here, which to me Indicates and this is just my opinion, but it indicates
	that they're worried about they're worried about people Looking at other sources of information perhaps that has to
	do with the upcoming IG report that initial initial impressions
	are not as damning as
	You know Q followers would hope to believe it That's true, that's true.
	That is a thing.
	It's funny though, what's happening now, it's just like, we're seeing the exact same thing play out that happened for the Mueller report.
	Like, now it's happening for this OIG report.
	Like, I was following, I was looking at some of the blue checks on Twitter and they were like, haha, fucking Qtards, like, what do you think now?
	Like, you've been awfully quiet today, like, your precious OIG.
	And it's like, you're doing the exact same thing that the Q people did during the Mueller What do you say now?
	What do you say now, blue checkmark?
	Mueller report not finding exactly what you think.
	And the Q people are going, oh, well, that's not the full report.
	Let's wait for the... And the Mueller people were like, well, hold on.
	Let's wait for the full report.
	It's just... Everybody's in a fucking time loop!
	It's driving me crazy!
	Destroying my ears over here.
	I'm sure the listener appreciates it.
	Okay, now he's red, he's running his hands down his face.
	Lost control for a small moment.
	Aren't you guys going to ask me how my vacation went?
	Fuck you, dude.
	We got more important things to talk about.
	Like different sides, doing the same thing.
	That's because you don't know that we hit an owl with a Cadillac Escalade.
	What?
	Yes.
	You piece of shit.
	Do you know how precious those birds are?
	Now wait a second, let me tell you the story.
	Okay.
	So my French friend... Let's call him Pierre.
	Sure.
	Pierre is in town and he heard that, you know, American cars are very cool.
	Cadillac, whatever.
	So they upgraded him to an Escalade and he was like, I'm gonna do a road trip in like this cool American car.
	Hell yeah, that's what you do in America.
	You get a better car than you can afford, and you take it for a little bit, and you give it back.
	We're heading back from eating some food, and a little, like, silver shape comes out the side of the underbrush, and wham!
	And we're like, holy shit, was that like a rabbit or something?
	And then we're like pulling into the driveway of the place, the cabins that we were staying at, and a wing just raises itself just at the end of the hood.
	And we're like, uh, what the fuck?
	So then we stop the car right before we reach the cabin.
	I turn, I go around, and in the grill of the Escalade, there is just a bird's body, but like the head is inside the car, so you just see the whole windspan open, right?
	Yeah.
	And I'm like, oh my god, like we hit a bird or whatever.
	Is it big though?
	How big is the wingspan?
	Then it's like...
	Like this big.
	What is that in inches?
	It's a foot and a half, I would say.
	Whatever, okay.
	So, uh, no, it's less than that, less than that.
	But yeah, so then the wings start moving.
	We're like, holy shit, it's fucking alive!
	It folds and goes into the, into the grill, behind the grill.
	Like, oh my fucking god.
	The grill, by the way, of an Escalade is a piece of shit.
	American cars are built like absolute shit now.
	It's plastic.
	The entire fucking thing is plastic, including the chrome, and it breaks very easily.
	So, I look into the grill, and I see two eyes just looking back at me, and I'm like, oh, it's a fucking owl.
	And we were unable to reach this owl, who was now in the grill, we obviously stopped the car and shit, and there's no way to remove the grill from the front.
	Right.
	Like, it's all like push, push screw, or not even screws, like push things, plastic, all plastic, whatever.
	Finally, we, we, after two hours, we called the SPCA, we had them coming, we sawed a square, like, a big-ass square, like, we sawed through the front grill of this Cadillac Escalade.
	That he had rented?
	That he had rented.
	Oh my god.
	He's fully covered, he's fully covered.
	He was fine, he was fine.
	But we sawed a perfect square in the front and the SPCA came and she reached in and pulled out the cutest little owl, a screech owl.
	It was about the size of my hand and the reason why I'm not, I don't sound bad about it is because the SPCA took him in, he had no broken bones, he had a concussion and he had some blood buildup behind one eye.
	and eye is getting better. It has now been moved to exterior like area in the
	SPCA to do some exercise. It might hunt again. In fact...
	You're getting updates about this owl?
	Yes, I called the SPCA to get updates on the owl. You're such a kind soul. I also
	I also decided to try to adopt the owl.
	I had the idea that if, because if the owl was gonna be put down because of the fact that it wasn't gonna be able to hunt, which was a possibility, it's not looking like it's gonna happen, I was like, well, we're gonna adopt the owl, I'm gonna call it Moloch, and it's gonna become the podcast, you know, the podcast mascot.
	Oh my god, that would be so, can you imagine what the cute people would say if they were like, they actually have an owl in their studio!
	So Moloch, it is in fact illegal to own wildlife like Moloch.
	I was told by the SPCA lady who had a good laugh as well when I said that.
	But Moloch seems to be doing better and hopefully Moloch will be hunting again soon.
	So they're worried about the eye because of his depth perception in terms of hunting?
	They thought he might lose sight in one eye and that that would stop him from hunting and basically surviving.
	So we'll see, man.
	I'll keep everyone updated about Moloch.
	Don't they have a little place where they can just, like, feed them mice and stuff?
	Yeah, the SPCA can't just, like, hold animals indefinitely, I think.
	That's reserved for the government with humans.
	They should change.
	Anyways, I'll give you all updates on Moloch, and keep Moloch in your prayers, please.
	So what we're telling the audience is pray to Moloch.
	Very literally.
	This is coded language.
	Pray to Moloch, your owl god.
	Thank you.
	I'm not afraid of you.
	I'm not afraid of you.
	John Solomon John Solomon
	you Today, we're going to be looking at the work of John Solomon, whose writing and commentary have arguably helped trigger the chain of events that led to Trump's impeachment inquiry.
	Solomon's columns were referenced in the Whistleblower complaint, and Solomon has been mentioned multiple times during the impeachment hearings during this past week.
	Here is Republican Congressman Devin Nunes defending Solomon during those hearings.
	Since the Democrats switched from Russia to Ukraine for their impeachment crusade, Solomon's reporting on Burisma, Hunter Biden, and Ukraine election meddling has become inconvenient for the Democratic narrative, and so the media is furiously smearing and libeling Solomon.
	In fact, the publication The Hill told its staff yesterday it would conduct a review of Solomon's Ukraine reporting.
	Coincidentally, the decision comes just three days after a Democrat on this committee told a Hill writer that she would stop speaking to the Hill because it had run Solomon's stories.
	And she urged the writer to relay her concerns to Hill's management.
	So now that Solomon's reporting is a problem for the Democrats, it's a problem for the media as well.
	I'd like to submit for the record John Solomon's October 31st story entitled, debunking some of Ukraine's scandal myths about Biden and election interference.
	I encourage viewers today to read this story and draw your own conclusions about the evidence Solomon has gathered.
	I suppose it's flattering for a journalist to have their work mentioned in the halls of Congress, but I don't know.
	Maybe not like this.
	I love it.
	As everything goes to trash, it matters less.
	This could be a hearing about a legitimate journalist that people are pissed off because he blew the whistle on something.
	Or it could be a complete smear merchant idiot that is talking crap and it's almost impossible for the viewer to know the difference.
	I know, I know.
	Depending on your side.
	Reference point anymore.
	Yeah, there's no reference point.
	Everything is fake, everything is real.
	I have no... I have reached peak See, this is right where we want you.
	We want you nicely tenderized, because we're gonna put you on a spit, and we're gonna twist you around a little bit, and just eat little chunklets of you.
	I'm just, I guess I'm just ready to accept anything that seems like it could be right.
	Oh, that is so, that's so different than you before.
	That's such a zen, open-minded, you're just accepting of all.
	Yeah, you've got the beginner's mind.
	No, I'm in the intermediate class now where all timelines seem potentially real.
	See, you as a listener, you're like, okay, I know stuff.
	So your bowl is full, so you can't receive anything from the master.
	But Jake's bowl is empty, and that's a state of mind so that he's always receptive to new information.
	And it's always quality information.
	Yeah, it's like when you've skimped out a little bit on the size of your Xbox hard drive,
	and when a new game comes along that you really want to play, you have to delete some older
	games that you maybe haven't been.
	So in my case, it's, oh, if there's an- If there's an education or a piece of knowledge that I haven't used for a while, I'm going to delete it to make space for this new and exciting piece of education that I haven't decided I don't like quite yet.
	Q also obviously loves John Solomon and has for a while.
	In fact, Solomon has been referenced in 15 Q drops.
	The first mention from Q was all the way back in December 2017.
	Why are Sarah and John getting all the real scoops?
	Expand your thinking.
	another reporter beloved by Fox News, Sarah Carter.
	Here's what it says.
	Why are Sarah and John getting all the real scoops?
	Expand your thinking.
	Why are they now under protection?
	Cue.
	I love that he uses their first names It almost sounds like a fucking nursery rhyme.
	Sarah and John went up the hill to fetch a pail of children.
	So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go a bit into Solomon's history, his main claims that have been causing such a stir, and what I think that Solomon's role is in our info hellscape.
	So, just a warning, we're going to get a bit into the weeds here and also probably mispronounce some Ukrainian names.
	So, Solomon is unique amongst reporters, loved by the far right, in that he actually has solid mainstream credentials.
	Like, he started his career by working for the Associated Press for nearly 20 years.
	And while he was there, he did some undeniably good reporting.
	For example, Salman led a team of Associated Press reporters to investigate the terrorist attacks of 9-11 and the government's missed opportunities to detect and prevent them.
	That work won him a Grambling Award for journalism.
	The Gremlin Award?
	That sounds great.
	Salman also exposed some outright lies about the preparation for Hurricane Katrina from President George W. Bush.
	Yeah, because he's deep state.
	Mmm, good point.
	In 2006, Solomon reported on a leaked videotape which revealed that Bush was informed that Katrina could breach levees and overwhelm rescuers, contradicting claims from Bush that they didn't anticipate that the levees would be breached.
	He also, Solomon, makes really great ski boots.
	Now, this is not to say that his reporting has been without controversy.
	The most common accusation lobbed at Solomon is that he has a habit of omitting context that makes non-stories seem like huge scandals.
	For example, in 2006, Solomon reported that Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid accepted free ringside tickets from the Nevada Athletic Commission to three professional boxing matches Well, that state agency was trying to influence Senator Reid on federal regulations about boxing.
	The story was technically accurate, but the reporting failed to mention that just a few months after those boxing matches, Harry Reid allowed boxing regulation legislation to pass.
	This is legislation that the Nevada Athletic Commission openly opposed.
	And this was in line with Reid's long-stated support of more federal regulation of boxing.
	So that's kind of a bad deal for them.
	They invited him and they're like, this is good, he's coming, he's coming, he likes boxing.
	Send him more popcorn!
	Motherfucker, he didn't vote for him!
	What the fuck?
	He was like, thanks for the boxing matches.
	This just proves that Harry Reid has the memory of a goldfish.
	He's unable to carry out the quid pro quo.
	I mean, obviously, like keeping an eye on lobbying and special interest is a good thing.
	But in this instance, there just wasn't much evidence of corrupt influence.
	And Solomon's reporting omitted important relevant details.
	So a 2012 article in the Columbia Journalism Review about Solomon actually said this about him.
	Solomon has a history of bending the truth to his storyline.
	As a reporter for the AP and the Washington Post, he dug up his share of genuine dirt, but he also was notorious for massaging facts to conjure phantom scandals.
	I love to massage facts to conjure phantoms.
	So after Solomon left the Associated Press in 2007, he worked briefly as a national investigative correspondent for the Washington Post.
	In 2008, he accepted a position as the executive editor of the Washington Times.
	Just shows you how this shit goes.
	I mean, the Washington Times is complete trash.
	The Post is reprehensible and probably, you know, in the pocket of an intelligence agency.
	But the Washington Times is like, reads like fucking Breitbart at this point.
	Well, yeah, the interesting thing about The Times is that it's a paper that was founded and owned by the cult of the Unification Movement, which was founded by the Korean religious leader Sung Yong Moon.
	Okay, that's rude.
	He's claimed that he is the second coming of Christ.
	While Solomon was at the Washington Times, he apparently helped modernize the style guide.
	For example, he stopped the paper's practice of just using the single word Hillary when referring to then-Senator Hillary Clinton, and stopped putting the word marriage in quotes when using the expression gay marriage.
	Well, you gotta take the victories when they come, you know?
	After this, he bounced around to a few different media outlets before joining The Hill as an executive vice president of digital video, apparently.
	What?
	This was his official title.
	But of course, he also wrote a lot of investigative pieces for that publication.
	After Solomon joined The Hill, that publication's staffers started complaining that his reporting failed to tell the whole story.
	Many of these complaints were launched in reaction to a December 2017 report that read, Exclusive prominent lawyer sought donor cash for two Trump accusers.
	So the gist of this article is that prominent California lawyer Lisa Bloom worked to secure payments for women who quote made or considered making sexual misconduct allegations against Donald Trump during the final months of the 2016 presidential race.
	This article was treated like a bombshell on Fox News and elsewhere as proof that Trump's accusers were just in it for the cash.
	Oh, yeah.
	So Solomon's article, the details in the article were technically accurate.
	But it failed to mention that accuser financing arrangements aren't a new or uncommon thing.
	To cite just one example, when Paula Jones filed a harassment lawsuit against Bill Clinton in 1994, she received funding from the Rutherford Institute.
	By omitting that context, Solomon's story cast Trump's accusers as money grubbers rather than possible victims of sexual assault who didn't have the resources themselves to get into a prolonged legal fight with the president.
	In May of 2018, The Hill editor-in-chief Bob Cusack announced that John Solomon's writings would no longer be considered part of the news side of the publication.
	Effective immediately when he writes for us, it will be as an opinion contributor.
	So the proof that opinion columns are just written by bad journalists?
	If your standards fall enough, it's like, ah, we'll move you to the opinion column.
	It's like, we don't necessarily want to completely black out the information that you've brought us.
	But we won't parade it around as total fact.
	John Solomon will be sleeping on the couch, and we will not have any children together anymore.
	So despite that title change, he continued to write so-called investigative pieces.
	He also continued to be introduced as an investigative reporter whenever he appeared on Fox News, which he does very frequently.
	Yeah.
	Solomon left the Hill in September under circumstances that neither he nor the Hill have fully described.
	So most of the recent controversy around John Solomon revolves around his reporting around Ukraine, specifically the U.S.
	about the U.S.
	ambassador to Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch, and Hunter Biden, the son of Joe Biden, who works for the Ukrainian company Burisma.
	And who hits that crack pipe like a king and has an illegitimate child somewhere.
	That's right, Hunter Biden.
	Just like Drake.
	No, not just somewhere.
	Just like Drake.
	Biden was in the news actually just this week for having a weak pull-out game.
	A court filing stated that a DNA test established that Hunter is the father of an Arkansas woman's baby, so Mazel Tov Grandpa Joe.
	Oh my god, are you telling me he's the father of Chelsea Clinton?
	This is incredible!
	I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% fuckin' dad's presidential run.
	49 years old, man.
	You are 49 years old, Hunter.
	Get a mastectomy.
	He's 49?
	He's 49!
	What the fuck?
	So what if he likes to hit the pipe and bust inside?
	So what?
	But it's like, dude.
	Get your shit together.
	The thing is like he doesn't he has he doesn't have to be in the public like he look he was getting this We was getting his money.
	He was getting this Ukrainian money.
	He's he's he's, you know, he's busting.
	He's busting nuts His seat is potent.
	He sees he's dumping He's dumping loads, you know into the four corners of the fucking universe He's dumping loads at motels near airports around the world.
	He has no political opinions whatsoever.
	There's no need for him to be in the public conversation whatsoever.
	And yet, here he is.
	He does have political beliefs that if you try hard enough, you can be anyone you want to be.
	So the basic narrative that Solomon's columns allude to is really a grand George Soros conspiracy theory.
	Nice.
	And so he doesn't do all the kind of the dot connecting himself.
	He like he lets like Fox News hosts do that for him.
	But the broad narrative of his reporting basically goes like this.
	George Soros controls much of the Foreign Service of the State Department.
	Strongly agree.
	And wants to control Ukraine.
	Also strongly agree.
	As part of this effort, Soros puppets such as Ambassador Yovanovitch sought to squash corruption investigations in Ukraine that may have implicated Soros.
	Joe Biden also halted corruption efforts in Ukraine by working to oust prosecutor Viktor Shokin in order to protect his son's business interests.
	I know, I know, I know.
	from the Democratic Party, Soros also helped supposed Ukrainian interference in the 2016
	election by masterminding a federal investigation into Paul Manafort's illicit lobbying for
	a pro-Russian political party in Ukraine.
	We used to have cool scandals, man.
	That's all I have to say.
	Keep it fucking simple.
	You had me at the raw-dogging.
	Can't we make this about DNA and paternity tests?
	I wish.
	I want anything Jerry Springer would greenlight.
	Jerry Springer would never do a show about this because it doesn't make any sense.
	But we, on the other hand, are all about it.
	We did it.
	We done it.
	There's a lot going on there.
	A lot.
	So let's start with the claims about the Raw Dogger himself.
	It's true that in 2014, Hunter Biden joined the board of an energy company called Burisma Holdings, which is owned by a Ukrainian oligarch.
	Biden had no apparent expertise in the field, but he had helped Burisma previously as a consultant with expertise in dealing with multinational regulations.
	Hunter was paid about $50,000 per month through accounts linked to Burisma.
	Hell yeah, get that money.
	By the way, this is Pride and Prejudice.
	It's like an 800 page book that should have been 100 pages and it's all about he did that to him and talked that to her and did this and it's all just a bunch of rich people who are uninteresting and should not be allowed to rule over us at all.
	But since they do, we have to talk about this bullshit.
	That's fine, that's fine.
	So, right off the bat, obviously, the son of the Vice President should not work for an international entity that has a stake in American foreign policy decisions.
	So, I think that's pretty clear.
	Hunter, while denying doing anything seriously unethical, even admitted that taking the job represented poor judgment on his part.
	State Department officials also said that it at the very least created the appearance of a conflict of interest.
	So, no one's defending Hunter here.
	You're not supposed to bust inside the Ukraine, Hunter.
	Just pull out.
	Yeah, just pull out, go back to America, and fucking put it into a fucking tissue, man.
	Ball it up, throw it behind the bed, maybe your dad finds it, maybe he doesn't.
	Maybe you have a conversation about it, very uncomfortable, maybe you don't.
	Alright.
	Maybe incredibly related to your own life.
	No, no.
	So to make things more complicated, while Hunter was doing this, Joe Biden, while he was vice president, took responsibility of pushing Ukraine's notoriously corrupt government to clean up his act.
	In December of 2015... I love America cleaning up other people's acts.
	I know.
	In December of 2015, Biden threatened to withhold a billion dollars in U.S.
	loan guarantees if Ukraine's leaders did not dismiss the country's top prosecutor, Viktor Shokin.
	Shokin had been accused of turning a blind eye to corruption among the elite.
	Shokin was subsequently voted out by the Ukrainian parliament.
	Um, we're gonna withhold money unless you rename your country, uh, Hunter Biden Presents Ukraine.
	It's like the sixth straight DVD sequel.
	Yeah.
	Hunter Biden, the original movies were like Hunter Biden and now it's like Hunter Biden Presents, you know, a bunch of fucking no names.
	Now, all of this is further complicated by the fact that Shokin's office had oversight to any investigations into Burisma.
	Shokin later told John Solomon that before he was fired as prosecutor, he made specific plans for an investigation that... ...included interrogations and other crime investigation procedures into all members of the executive board, including Hunter Biden.
	But these specific plans, assuming they're real, were apparently not made public until John Solomon reported on them nearly four years later.
	In October, Ukraine's current chief prosecutor announced that his office would conduct a wide-ranging review of all previous cases involving Burisma.
	And just this past week, Reuters reported that he was widening the investigation to include suspicion of embezzling state funds.
	Also this week, MAGA and QAnon Twitter accounts started circulating claims that the president of Burisma was indicted.
	He was not.
	This claim, which is based on a misunderstanding of an article published on an obscure wire service called the Interfax Ukraine News Agency, is not true.
	So, Salman's reporting on this issue continued his habit of omitting important context.
	For example, Solomon notes correctly that when Biden joined Burisma, that company was under investigation by British officials for money laundering.
	Now, that's true that British officials froze a London bank account that contained $23 million that allegedly belonged to Burisma's owner, Mykola Zlochevsky.
	Again, I have no idea.
	No, it's pretty close.
	It's close, yeah.
	Zlochevsky.
	Zlochevsky.
	That's the one.
	That's it.
	That's how it is.
	But Solomon failed to note that Shokin's office, the prosecutor, refused to provide documents needed in the investigation.
	And the British court in January ordered the officials to unfreeze the assets.
	So when you tell the whole story, it shows how Shokin, which is the prosecutor that Joe Biden pressured to dismiss, wasn't doing enough to root out Ukrainian corruption.
	Okay, sure.
	I honestly think this is- So let me get this- Everyone's working together to put a sleeper hold on our brains.
	Yeah, so let me get this- Let me get this straight.
	Yeah, sure.
	Get it straight, baby.
	So Joe Biden's big boy- Yes.
	goes to Ukraine, he gets a deal that he's underqualified for.
	But look, I mean, this is politics.
	They're in powerful places.
	He helped them with something before.
	It makes sense that they would be like, shit, yeah, you're connected to the fucking vice president.
	You helped us with some other shit.
	We'll put you on a retainer.
	That's just corrupt fucking capitalism as usual.
	It's like standard normal corruption though.
	Right, right, right.
	Standard normal awesome corruption that we all love.
	And so then this prosecutor is like, hey, I'm going to prosecute.
	I'm tasked with prosecuting all the corruption.
	And I'm going to start with you.
	You, Joe, this company fucking Burisma and maybe even the Vice President's son.
	Yeah, keep in mind corruption is a way to get people out of power if you want to, for example, win an election like Bolsonaro did by investigating quote-unquote Lula through his own State Department thingy.
	And so then Biden's like, yo, what's up?
	Like, you're investigating this company that, like, my son's attached to, but, like, you're not doing enough on real fucking corruption.
	So, like, you're out.
	I won't give you a billion.
	This just sounds like Hatfields and McCoys, just two fucking rich-ass families just being like, no, I can't have money.
	Give me the bags.
	Yeah, it's a bunch of dim-witted adult children knocking into each other in a bouncing castle.
	I read somewhere that, maybe you get to this, stop me if you do, but that the tricky thing is that the investigation that Shoken launched into Burisma was like over and done for like a while before Biden was like hey dude you're not doing enough like on this other like on these other corruption shit like that the two events are kind of like completely unrelated but because it's the same players they pretend like it's happening all of the but isn't that all journal I mean isn't that's what what's happening with the fucking like liberals to like CNN is is you
	They're omitting certain things to make everything sound... I mean, isn't this just what we've become, Travis?
	Are we just in between the truth and the lie?
	Do you remember how we used to have a social safety net?
	Yes.
	Okay, so now it's a new net.
	It's a net created from the vast amount of investigations that people are doing against each other.
	Okay.
	And when you inevitably run out of money because you caught a cold or something...
	You fall into that net, and then you get wrapped in it.
	And then a spider comes along and sucks your fucking blood until you're dry.
	And that blood is used to power more of these investigations.
	It's a way to make society function, man.
	Don't question it.
	Just enjoy the cocoon.
	That is starting to make sense.
	Enjoy the cocoon.
	The warm, sticky, white... That's right.
	You're gonna be covered in warm, sticky, white... Ropes.
	That's right.
	Ropes.
	Lots of ropes shot all over you, wrapped like a cocoon.
	Another issue with the theory that Joe Biden was being corrupt and pushing for Shokin's
	ouster is that he wasn't the only person to push for Shokin to basically out of office.
	Anti-corruption groups inside of Ukraine, European diplomats, and the International
	Monetary Fund also complained that Shokin wasn't doing enough to prosecute corruption
	and wanted to replace him.
	So if firing Shokin was a corrupt move by Biden, you'd have to believe that somehow he got the U.S.
	State Department, anti-corruption officials in Ukraine, and the international community all to get on board with his corrupt scheme to help his obnoxious failed son.
	You know, well, I mean that sounds like a rich dad to me kind of Joe Biden sounds incredibly powerful.
	Yeah, this is a bit like when your kids get rowdy in the back and they're blaming each other you just you What you want to do is you want to put your hand back and just slap across the entire row and then just fucking let him sort it out.
	Another issue is that Yuri Lutsenko, another prosecutor general of the Ukraine, has specifically denied that Hunter Biden was the subject of any investigation.
	Lutsenko also said this in an interview with Bloomberg in May of 2019.
	Hunter Biden did not violate any Ukrainian laws.
	At least as of now, we do not see any wrongdoing.
	A company can pay however much it wants to its board.
	Now please, Baba Yaga, let me go.
	Now please, unwrap your hands from my neck.
	So despite the fact that Solomon has used Losensko as a source for several reports, he never mentioned Losensko's very specific denial, which seems relevant if you're going to, you know, if you claim that you're investigating this matter.
	Yeah.
	So obviously, I would take the stance that while Hunter Biden obviously parlayed his name into a cushy gig, the accusation of Joe Biden corruptly using U.S.
	foreign policy to advance Hunter's business interests or shield him from prosecution isn't backed up by anything Joe Biden actually did.
	Yeah, they sucked it.
	They didn't do anything for Ukraine.
	They did nothing for them.
	Even when Ukraine was getting invaded by Russia, the Obama-Biden administration was like, yeah, we still don't want to send you guys weapons.
	There was no quid pro quo.
	And look, this is me, guys.
	I fucking hate Joe Biden, and I hate his boy.
	I don't hate his boy as much as I... because I mean, look, I identify.
	I've smoked crack before by accident and... What?
	That's right.
	I'm lying.
	I do remember this.
	Mom and Dad, I'm lying.
	No, he said it on another podcast.
	You probably already heard it.
	No, I didn't.
	Yes, you did say that.
	It was an accident.
	But like, yeah, I mean, if you're looking for, okay, well, they hooked up Joe Biden's kid with, now what did Joe Biden do for them?
	Absolutely nothing.
	I mean, it's what the Republicans are saying about Trump being like, well, he didn't do anything.
	He didn't give Ukraine anything.
	It's all a fucking wash.
	Yeah.
	Sorry.
	Go ahead.
	Another focus of John Solomon's reporting is the U.S.
	Ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch.
	According to an interview that Solomon conducted with Losensko, Yovanovitch gave Ukraine the Ukrainian prosecutor a list of people to not prosecute during their first meeting.
	Here's what Lusensko said.
	Unfortunately, from the first meeting with the U.S.
	Ambassador in Kiev, Yovanovitch gave me a list of people who we should not prosecute.
	My response of that is it is inadmissible.
	Nobody in this country, neither our President nor our Parliament nor our Ambassador will stop me from prosecuting whether there is a crime.
	It must be amazing for all these other countries to deal with America's bullshit, because it's like, it's like, guys, we all do corruption, but like, you need to fucking leave us alone.
	Just leave us the fuck alone.
	Shut the fuck up.
	This is really boring stuff, too.
	This is like the poor people having to pay attention to the rich people's problems.
	We don't fucking care!
	Shut up!
	This is a Judd Apatow movie.
	This is trying to get me to care about 40-somethings who live in the fucking suburbs who are, you know, stressed out because they can't buy the car that they want.
	Yeah, and they're all small potatoes anyways compared to like, you know, the Mercer's, the Rupert Murdoch's of the world.
	Like, let's talk about the big boys.
	Like, we're talking in millions?
	Pfft.
	It's like America- Petty cash.
	It's like America, all you do is perpetrate crimes in other countries.
	Like, you can't then come in and be like, hey guys, you gotta clean up all these crimes.
	Like, we're the good guys.
	You know, it's totally hypocritical.
	Yes, well, America likes to take a shit on the sidewalk, step in it, and then blame the person walking at the same time.
	Did you?
	Your dog took this shit!
	Sir, I watched you pull down your pants and do that shit yourself.
	The State Department responded to Lesensko's claims by calling them an outright fabrication.
	He later refined his story to say that he wasn't actually given a physical list.
	In an interview with Ukrainian publication The Babel, Lesensko claims that Yovanovitch complained about a criminal case of a particular anti-corruption figure and claimed that it undermined anti-corruption efforts.
	to which Lesensko responded by taking a piece of paper and mockingly saying,
	give me a list of inviolable persons, to which the ambassador responded, you misunderstood me.
	He also claims that he has a witness to this conversation, but he says that he is ready
	to confirm, but I do not see the point. So full disclosure, I am relying on Google
	Translate to understand the content of this published interview.
	It was quite literally Ukrainian publication.
	Oh, big tech.
	The soup is on my head again for supper.
	But so when reporting on the story, I feel like it would be relevant to mention that Losensko changed his story about the alleged do-not-prosecute list and that there was an alleged witness who could confirm the changed story but doesn't confirm it for some reason.
	But, you know, John Solomon's reporting doesn't do that.
	Yeah, this is like when you're watching a puppet show and the two puppet operators get into a fight backstage.
	It's like, come on guys, settle down, man.
	We want the show to continue.
	Interesting.
	Now, according to a recent story from ProPublica, the individual who arranged the interview between John Solomon and Lucensco was Lev Parnas.
	And Lev Parnas is a Soviet-born businessman most famous for being a Rudy Giuliani associate who last month was arrested and charged with planning to direct funds from a foreign government to U.S.
	politicians while trying to influence U.S.-Ukraine relations.
	In fact, Lev Parnas watched the interview between Solomon and Lusensko live from inside the control room of the Hills TV studio.
	Lev Parnas also claimed earlier this month that he flew to Kiev to tell the Ukrainian government that it had to announce an investigation into Joe and Hunter Biden or else Vice President Mike Pence would not attend the swearing-in of the new Ukrainian president and the United States would freeze aid.
	Now, this claim is, of course, unconfirmed.
	This is what Parnas, who is, I mean, an alleged criminal, is saying.
	Jesus Christ!
	What a fucking mess!
	I know.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, God.
	I know.
	Just what a mess.
	And they're impeaching all of us.
	I know.
	But it certainly suggests that Parnas might have had a particular agenda in arranging
	the interview between Lusensko and Solomon.
	All right.
	So, I'm going to go ahead and end this video here.
	I'm going to end it here.
	All right.
	So what about the so-called Ukrainian meddling, which is sort of something that's been accused in Solomon columns?
	Accusations of Ukraine meddling actually predate sort of Solomon talking about it.
	They mostly spring from a January 2017 political article headlined Ukrainian efforts to sabotage Trump backfire.
	It reported that Ukrainian government officials tried to help Hillary Clinton and undermine Trump by publicly questioning his fitness for office and that Ukrainian-American operative who was consulting for the Democratic National Committee met with top officials in the Ukrainian embassy in Washington in an effort to expose ties between Trump top campaign aide Paul Manafort and Russia.
	So that article mostly focuses on the Ukrainian-American Democratic operative Alexandria Chalupa.
	Oh yes, very tasty.
	Here she is, she's back.
	I love to eat a Chalupa.
	She's a big Spygate player.
	Dan Bongino and all those guys, they're so convinced that Chalupa is this fucking insider operative for Hillary.
	Who like knew that there was dirt on on Manafort and and basically set in motion the the steps ultimately leading to the United States launching an investigation into the Trump campaign.
	Alexandra Lampshade investigates Grigor Krotchevich in the third edition of Kill Me.
	So Chalupa began looking into Trump campaign official Paul Manafort's ties to Ukrainian politician Viktor Yovanovich, who was president from 2010 to 2014.
	Chalupa was hired as a consultant to the Democratic National Committee during the 2016 campaign to help mobilize ethnic communities.
	This is apparently very relevant.
	She was not a sort of researcher.
	She wasn't an operative.
	She was designed to help.
	She was a get-out-the-vote operative.
	She left the DNC in July of 2016.
	She continued her research into Manafort on her own, sometimes with the help of Ukrainian embassy officials, and she said that she sometimes shared her findings with officials at the DNC and Clinton's campaign, but former Clinton campaign officials claimed that they never received information from Chalupa.
	So we have differing accounts on that particular matter.
	What those embassy officials did is unclear.
	Chalupa told Politico that officials at the Ukrainian embassy were helpful in providing guidance in response to her questions and that the embassy also worked with reporters researching Trump, Manafort, and Russia.
	A top embassy official denied working with reporters or with Chalupa on issues related to Trump or Manafort, but a former embassy officer said that he was instructed to help Chalupa with her research.
	This is, yeah, I'm sorry for this.
	I know, this is like, oh, he said, she said, this said, because this is, yeah, this is the info hellscape.
	Yeah, I mean, but this is, I mean, what's so interesting about all this stuff is it's such a microcosmos of, like, the entire political conversation, because everything that we get Are these kind of little half truths or he said this one thing that then somebody else decided that that was a fact and based their new sort of theory based on this thing that was could may have been true or not they've decided that this was a fact and so what they're doing what everybody is doing
	Is there building, and maybe this is how it's always been, and it's just now been thrust out into the public because we have the internet, because we can look back and cross-reference it, because we can be citizen researchers, you know, computer warriors, you know, now we're...
	I don't know where I was going with that.
	You know what?
	By the end of this episode, I am done.
	I'm all in on QAnon.
	Fuck it.
	That's it.
	It's an easier, better... See, Julian?
	It's the only... It's more interesting.
	It's more interesting.
	The lore is better.
	There's... No, you were right, Jake.
	You were right.
	There's a cooler endgame.
	Once again, you were right.
	The endgame is a little bit cooler.
	Yeah?
	A lot bit cooler.
	A lot bit cooler because it's a...
	You know, it's the overthrowing of a satanic government as opposed to like now the endgame is like we go back to politicians fucking us over without us knowing about it as opposed to politicians telling us they're gonna fuck us over and then doing it.
	Travis views Tom Clancy's impeachment proceedings.
	So, DNC officials denied that they coordinated with Chalupa on opposition research, and she was not a researcher for the DNC, and the DNC did not incorporate her findings about Manafort according to that Politico article.
	The DNC obviously had been looking into Trump and his ties to Russia long before Chalupa alerted them, not that it did them any good.
	The Embassy got to know Ms.
	embassy officials. In fact, Solomon actually got an interesting statement from the Ukrainian
	embassy in Washington, and here it is. The embassy got to know Ms. Chalupa because of her
	engagement with Ukrainian and other diasporas in Washington, D.C., and not in her DNC capacity.
	We have learned about her DNC involvement later.
	We were surprised to see Alexandra's interest in Mr. Paul Manafort's case.
	It was her own cause.
	The embassy representatives unambiguously refused to get involved in any way, as we were convinced that this is strictly a U.S.
	domestic matter.
	No documents related to Trump campaign or any individuals involved in the campaign have been passed to Ms.
	Chalupa Or the DNC, neither from the embassy nor via the embassy.
	No documents exchanged and was even discussed.
	It's like the fucking Shakespeare, like, thou dost protest too much.
	Never at any point did we even lay eyes on this woman.
	I swear to God.
	All ideas floated by Alexandria were related to approaching a member of Congress with a purpose to initiate hearings on Paul Manafort or letting an investigative journalist ask President Poroshenko a question about Mr. Manafort during his public talk in Washington, D.C.
	We said no to all!
	We did not touch!
	You touch Russia, Russia gonna touch you!
	Interestingly, Senator Chuck Grassley sent a letter to the Department of Justice asking for an investigation into Ukrainian meddling in 2017 after that political article.
	He also sent a follow-up letter to William Barr asking again for an investigation in September of 2019.
	And to date, there isn't really any evidence that Trump's Justice Department has responded or opened up an investigation into alleged Ukrainian interference or collusion.
	So if Ukrainian meddling is a big deal, then the DOJ isn't acting like it.
	Let's talk about George Soros, guys, because this, you know, I need someone to blame for all of this.
	Can we please move on to blaming somebody?
	Find that man, blame him.
	Fine, we'll get into George Soros.
	So the evidence that Soros is the hidden hand in Ukraine mostly focuses on a Ukrainian group called the Anti-Corruption Action Center.
	In 2018, the Anti-Corruption Action Center received roughly 17% of its funding through 2018
	from Soros's Open Society Foundation. So, God bless. It's just good to rely on the money of the rich
	to just fund everything, really.
	Let's just fund, let's just let them keep accumulating and then they can put the money where they, you know, they're smart.
	They know how to spend.
	It's like Bill Gates.
	He knows how to spend that money.
	What do you mean a human being shouldn't have billions and billions of dollars?
	Let him spend it smartly with his big brain that they made a Netflix documentary about.
	Yeah.
	So shortly before the prosecutor, Lysenko, took office, the prosecutor general's office was investigating whether $4.4 million in U.S.
	aid had been misused by various recipients, including the Anti-Corruption Action Center.
	As Salman framed the issue in The Hill, the supposed do-not-prosecute list was an Obama administration effort to protect the Anti-Corruption Action Center and therefore protect Soros.
	Ah, he needs an aura of protection!
	The State Department official George Kent told the Prosecutor General's Office in a letter that the United States wasn't worried that his grant money had been misused and didn't see any grounds for the investigation of the Anti-Corruption Action Center.
	So, Solomon portrayed Kent's letter to the U.S.
	Embassy as meddling in Ukrainian law enforcement matters, but Kent dismissed this view in a closed-door testimony to Congress last month.
	The probe into the Anti-Corruption Action Center was later dropped due to lack of evidence.
	There's also references by Solomon to a so-called Black Ledger, which listed secret payments to Manafort for off-the-books consulting work related to Ukraine.
	He implied that the Black Ledger was fake as part of some sort of smear campaign.
	Yeah.
	hurt Manafort and therefore Trump, but parts of it have been verified by the Associated
	Press and other outlets.
	Also during Manafort's trial, his defense attorneys never claimed that this ledger was
	fake, which seems to be a good defense if he was not, if he was innocent of these sorts
	of things.
	Some have also tried to connect the release of the black ledger to the Anti-Corruption
	Action Center.
	But that organization did not produce the information, and they weren't responsible for publicizing the document.
	That was the work of the Director of the National Anti-Corruption Bureau of Ukraine, Artem Sintik, and a former member of the Ukrainian Parliament, Serhii Leshchensky.
	And Leshchensky wrote this in the column for the Washington Post.
	My desire to expose Manafort's doings was motivated by the desire for justice.
	Neither Hillary Clinton, nor Joe Biden, nor John Podesta, nor George Soros asked me to publish the information from the Black Ledger.
	The Real Black Ledger is the Epstein Ledger.
	Do not forget Epstein.
	So, but this kind of leaves us with a question.
	So how did John Solomon get all these sources and information?
	Well, it turns out that Solomon has a source very close to Trump, Rudy Giuliani.
	Yes, that's right.
	The wellspring of John Solomon's columns on Ukraine is America's mayor himself.
	So what happened was that Giuliani did his own personal investigation to dig up dirt on Biden and find evidence of Ukrainian collusion with Democrats.
	The result of those efforts was put into a packet of documents and interviews.
	In March, Giuliani sent that packet to both the State Department and John Solomon.
	Giuliani said that he received a phone call shortly thereafter from Secretary of State Pompeo, who told Giuliani that he would refer the documents for investigation.
	The only reason that we know about this packet is that is that the copy that Giuliani sent to the State Department
	Was eventually given to Congress as part of the impeachment inquiry. And of course, it was leaked to various media
	organizations Earlier this week Giuliani actually talked about pushing
	Solomon to push out that information on Glenn Beck's show I went to John Solomon and
	John had been working on it before me. Yes, and I said to John
	I think you should take the lead and we should put this all in the newspapers
	Because if I go to the Justice Department now, they're gonna say Trump is forcing the Justice Department to do it
	Yeah.
	Let's put the Don thing out, and let's see if any of these crooked media people will follow up on a proven case of bribery.
	Also in March, the same month that Giuliani sent that packet, Solomon began publishing dozens of columns over the course of the next several months aimed at discrediting the Russia investigation and negatively tying the Democrats to Ukraine.
	The first column was called, as Russia collusion fades, Ukrainian plot to help Clinton emerges.
	According to a memo obtained by Politico, the Hill's editor-in-chief has announced a review of John Solomon's work.
	Because of our dedication to accurate nonpartisan reporting and standards,
	we are reviewing, updating, annotating, and when appropriate, correcting any opinion pieces referenced
	during the ongoing congressional inquiry.
	Here's my broad theory about how this whole shit show went down.
	So Rudy, he went to find dirt on Biden and discredit the Russian investigation so Trump can win re-election and maybe pardon everyone who got slapped with a felony conviction because of Mueller, like Manafort and Stone for example.
	Right.
	So Rudy, with assistance from his corrupt friend Lev Parnas, digs up what he can, sends that information to Secretary of State Pompeo, so the White House can act on it, but also John Solomon, so Solomon can get those claims circulating in the media.
	John Solomon then appears on Fox News to push those claims from Rudy's packet, and since Trump is a Fox News grandpa, he gets red-pilled while watching Solomon on handy, spewing the bullshit information that Giuliani circulated trying to help Trump.
	And so the circle of brainworms is complete.
	They're all pilling each other.
	Because Rudy's getting that shit from, what the original, and I know because I was fucking tracking this shit in the chans, what this really started was is that it came from the distrust in Ukraine, and I believe I'm right here, came from The idea that Christopher Steele's dossier, that a lot of the information that he got from there was from Ukrainian officials who were, you know, I don't know if any of that's true or not, but that was the initial, was the initial, oh well the DNC is colluding with Ukraine because they're paying for, you know, they're paying for essentially opposition resource that's from a foreign government.
	They claimed that because CrowdStrike, the company that analyzed the server and sent its analysis over to the intelligence communities, the owner had a Russian, maybe he's an American, but he was like Ukrainian born or had a Ukrainian name.
	Had family in there, and so it's just like, they're all, they're all like, Giuliani's getting little pieces of this because he's going on the Donald.
	I swear to God, this is what I think happens.
	I think these guys have no place to fucking hang because everybody hates them.
	So when they want to surf, they go to the Donald, or they go to Breitbart, and they pick up these little pieces of misinformation.
	They go, oh, well maybe there is something to that.
	They get pilled on their own shit, but instead, but because they're not a fucking internet researcher, and they actually have government resources and money on them, They actually go and try to find this shit, they find half-truths, stuff that they could twist and maybe say, and they pill somebody else who then pills somebody else.
	Yes, they're just tadpoles floating in the tepid, shitty, stagnant pool of information that we have, like, literally old white men pissing into from the fucking side.
	Celebrity politicians, they're just like us!
	They're also drinking the piss of each other.
	It's just, oh god, what a fucking... It is!
	It's exhausting.
	It's exhausting!
	Because like, because like it really, I think that we're all just kind of like, us as the sort of like info consumer, we're all just sort of like pawns in sort of the info wars between giant governments and giant media corporations.
	Yeah.
	And almost like part of the goal is just to bombard our senses until everything's white noise.
	But in a way, QAnon is right, because as consumers, we can potentially pill a dumbass politician because they're all just trawling online as well.
	Right.
	I mean, evidence to make it.
	But the problem is that the way we pill the politicians is based on Like older bullshit that we were fed by the system in the first place.
	So now the system is just drinking its own reheated piss from like years ago.
	It's awesome.
	Yeah, it's like filtering it through like a snake skin on a small raft.
	Definitely a thing.
	Small raft.
	Yeah, because the snake skin can You have a snakeskin out in the middle of the ocean on a raft.
	And then you- Okay.
	And then you pick up the glass of filtered piss and you drink it- A gla- You have a glass.
	You just have a glass out there.
	A cup.
	Oh, a nice cup!
	And then- And then- How convenient!
	And then- And then- You continue the search for dry land.
	How convenient!
	You open the minibar and- Maybe there's a girl.
	Maybe there's a girl with a map tattooed on her back.
	Wow, that's okay.
	Leading you to dry land.
	Incredible, you have a girl on the raft.
	Maybe you've even adapted and you have gills allowing you to swim underwater.
	I'm gonna ride you like a raft and I'm gonna leave you out there.
	Okay, I like it.
	You know, there was a there was a poll released just last month from the USA Facts and it found that 47% of Americans believe it's difficult to know whether the information they encounter is true.
	About 60% of Americans say that they regularly see conflicting reports about the same set of facts from different sources.
	Bizarre.
	Yeah, so this is a this is a this is a problem.
	I don't the solution is but yeah, it's it's bad.
	I don't know It's like I spent an incredible amount of time like John Solomon is very difficult to fact-check because like the shit that he writes isn't Inaccurate like he's like that he reports things that are true But again, he you have to like do extra research in order to put it in proper context to understand it Yeah to understand it like no way who has time to do that like I?
	Like, yeah, I wasted days on this bullshit.
	I'm sure.
	I'm sure.
	Because you go, you see a claim, and then you go, oh, okay, I'll check that.
	And then you read, and then you find two other articles where one person says the claim is true, another person says the claim is true, but with this caveat, and then another person says it never happened at all.
	And it's just like, this is why, this is why, I'm going to take a little minute here.
	Oh my God.
	This is why... Go off, King.
	This is why I fucking can't stand Seth Abramson.
	Let's get right to it.
	We're sick of hearing of your ex.
	I know, I know.
	I'm sick of hearing it too.
	I hate myself.
	I hate that I have an alt where I go and I just look at this shit and it fuels the rage.
	But this is what drives me nuts, is because he's like, well, he's like, I'm the best because all my fact-checking is from mainstream media reporting, or all my fact, all of it, and I'm like, but dude, you're essentially creating a narrative off articles that we have no idea if they're real.
	Like, you're creating- that's like me saying, um, Julian and Travis are in a domestic partnership, okay?
	And then somebody comes- We are.
	And then somebody comes along and says, well, Travis is the dad in the domestic partnership, right?
	That's true.
	And- and- oh.
	Well, I guess- You're the child.
	You're just describing your parents, Jake.
	Uh, well, and- It's a beautiful day.
	Thank you for calling us mom and dad, finally.
	Well, hold on.
	But then somebody goes and says, you know, oh well, I'm going to write an article that says Julian's the dad.
	And then somebody goes and writes a theory based on the fact that you're the dad when you're really not, and you never were.
	Are we still on the raft?
	Where are we?
	No, we've found land at this point.
	Yeah, good, good.
	This is good.
	But it just, yeah, I mean, it sucks.
	I mean, every time I read something, I'm like, that sounds like it could be interesting.
	I have no idea how to know if any of this is real.
	That's why you should only read qmap.pub.
	I agree.
	I told you a year and a half ago, I said, dude, I'm all in.
	I'm all in on QAnon.
	At the time you were all in because you enjoyed the information, but I'm all in because I'm tired.
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	I'm fucking tired.
	They won.
	They finally, they worked us down enough.
	Put it in my mouth.
	Yeah, I'm ready.
	Put the pacifier in my mouth.
	I'll take qmap.pub pacifier.
	I'll stuff it in my gullet.
	I'll shut the fuck up and I'll suck.
	Yeah.
	qmap.pub.
	Please put me in diapers.
	Feed me.
	Absolutely.
	Feed me from a warm bottle.
	I guess it's more exciting to see political enemies executed in Guantanamo Bay than it is to just question what's real or not.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I'm saying anyone listed in any of these things, just execute all of them.
	So we don't have to hear about this stuff anymore.
	Alright, well... I'm just saying... Alright, I can get on board with that.
	I can hear what you're saying.
	See, Travis is only ever on board when I call for the death of everybody because he's such a profound nihilist that that finally aligns with his level of anger.
	Yeah, it'll be like fucking Lord of the Flies and we'll sit around this table, we'll pass a conch around Yeah, Travis is just pissed off that the genocide is targeted when I do it.
	Come on now.
	Equal opportunity.
	Just everyone.
	Equal executions.
	Yeah, we'll have to take off and nuke it from space.
	It's the only way to be sure.
	The only way.
	It's the only way to be sure.
	Honestly, my big beef with QAnon is that Trump is spared.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	Let's get an orbital weapon, let's put a qmap.pub decal on it, and let's nuke ourselves.
	You never know.
	There could be a day where they turn on Daddy Trump and that they believe that the real, you know, that it's like it's been Flynn all along and actually Trump was manipulated by that they had this on him.
	I mean, who knows?
	There's so many plot twists.
	It could go fucking anywhere.
	Beautiful stuff.
	Go on, Travis.
	Go on, Travis.
	You gotta keep going, because otherwise we're gonna get mired up in this fucking endless... How long is this episode?
	It's never gonna end.
	It's never gonna end.
	It's already a two hour episode.
	Listen, I've said my bit, but I think that we actually have an exclusive on QAnon Anonymous.
	We have an unpublished column from John Solomon himself that you've acquired, Jake.
	Holy shit.
	How do you keep finding lost stuff like that?
	It feels redundant at this point after all of the stuff, but yeah, this was an article I found on the Wayback Machine.
	Hill had published it for a couple of seconds before clearly they had the foresight to take it down.
	But I got screen grabs of it.
	It's pretty interesting.
	Yeah, I can verify.
	It looks like a screen grab, what he has here in the document.
	So it has to be.
	Until they develop a way to fake these, it has to be true.
	Yeah, I've got this.
	I'll read this kind of lost John Solomon article for you guys because I think it's pretty interesting.
	So the headline is, New findings indicate DNC collusion was an interdimensional scandal.
	Oh shit.
	It's by John Solomon, 10-15-19.
	Views expressed by contributors are their own and not the view of The Hill.
	So here we go.
	It now appears more than ever, the vast lengths to which Hillary Clinton and the DNC went to prevent Donald Trump from becoming the 45th President of the United States.
	Archaeologists working in the Giza Desert have uncovered ancient hieroglyphics that suggest that Clinton and her staff were part of a massive plot that spanned thousands of years and stretched halfway across the globe.
	This isn't the first time Clinton and her team have been implicated in potential criminal activity, In an effort to undermine then-candidate Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign, she and the DNC have been accused by both the president and high-ranking members of his administration to have worked alongside Ukrainian officials to unearth damning information on members of Mr. Trump's campaign team.
	However, with this new information coming to light, it now seems Hillary Clinton also may have colluded with an ancient Egyptian race to make sure that large amounts of dirt on then-unborn candidate Donald Trump trickled down for generations in an effort to rig the 2016 election.
	Early yesterday morning, two archaeologists on an unrelated dig discovered what some are calling the Lost Doom.
	In it, they claim, are never-before-seen hieroglyphs that could present a problem for Clinton and the DNC in Inspector General Horowitz's forthcoming report.
	Although the father and son team didn't give their names, they were more than willing to talk about both this
	discovery and other unrelated discoveries.
	They claimed that seven months ago, their internet provider had accidentally
	upgraded their connections.
	Please.
	I'm gonna go to sleep.
	Bye.
	Yeah.
	They claimed that seven months ago their internet provider had accidentally upgraded their connection speed to well over the standard 100 megabytes per second.
	The two archaeologists explained that after experiencing unprecedented download speeds, they had embarked on an exposition In an interview they expressed to me that they believe a giant had been guarding this particular tomb and suspect a team of less than 10 highly trained operatives defeated him in an effort to gain access to the secrets and potential powers of the tomb.
	Yeah.
	Congressman Devin Nunes has called on the House to subpoena both Hillary Clinton as well as former campaign chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz to find out exactly how crude renditions of both women ended up painted in a forgotten tomb sealed for thousands and thousands of years.
	Yeah.
	Pictures from inside the tomb reveal various anti-Trump retail products such as an oversized balloon depicting the president as a large fussy child and bathroom tissue with the president's face printed on it.
	While Democrats have argued that the items could have easily been placed at the scene and that time travel isn't possible yet, the senior archaeologists suggested a different theory.
	that the DNC brought these items through some type of stargate thousands of years into the past to begin a vicious smear campaign spanning the centuries leading up to the 2016 election.
	He went on to say that the Democrats had been traveling back in time over and over again trying to change the results of the fateful election but much to their disappointment they've continued to fail every single time.
	The man suggests that enlisting the help of a mighty pharaoh seemed to be a last-ditch effort by the Democrats to either erase Donald Trump from our current timeline completely, or at the very least, hope that centuries of bad PR would be enough to sway independent voters.
	Earlier this afternoon, Senator Lindsey Graham called upon past and current members of the DNC to testify before the Senate regarding whether any of their actions while traveling through time had any repercussions on this particular timeline.
	Sources familiar with the matter say Graham is also seeking testimony from a reptilian named Bargolith,
	who some say is prepared to testify that a volunteer staffer is responsible for starting a chain of
	quote grave events in Bargolith's Dimensions timeline.
	Republicans were quick to blame tragedies like 9-11, Pearl Harbor, and the Northridge earthquake on careless DNC staffers who may have accidentally moved something or touched an animal they weren't supposed to, thus disrupting the timeline indefinitely.
	The story has spread like wildfire to the internet message boards, where some users are claiming certain members of the DNC set up shop at various places throughout history, forming a multi-dimensional deep state that had potential influence at significant moments in our history as a species.
	While there isn't a lot of evidence to support many of their claims, believers are adamant that they've spotted members of Clinton's campaign team in old newspapers, history books, and even as background in old films.
	Further investigations seem to partially verify that a man bearing a striking resemblance to Tony Podesta could be seen on the steps of the famous scene of Battleship Potemkin.
	There's been fervent discussion over where the Democrats' sophisticated technology comes from.
	Various groups on the message boards believe that secret military weaponry is involved, while others believe the technology comes from a friendly alien species.
	However, the senior archaeologist explained passionately to me that in reality, it was the Democrats' access to incredibly high-speed internet that has allowed them to transcend time and space.
	He admitted that he and his boy had received a tiny taste of what the wealthy elite must have access to on an exponential level, and it quote, expanded my mind in ways we had never imagined.
	According to his theory, when surfing the World Wide Web at unhindered speeds, users were able to see all knowledge as it exists at once, therefore allowing them to pinpoint specific reference points throughout all known existence.
	As of this writing, the father-slash-son team was getting very slow bandwidth, both within the tomb itself as well as in their home.
	Both the archaeologists who made the initial discovery said that as of this point, neither has gained any sort of special abilities from entering the lost tomb.
	And while they admit they are disappointed, they are happy to be contributing to the inevitable downfall of the Democratic National Committee.
	Incredible stuff, man.
	John Solomon is an award-winning investigative journalist.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't care.
	We don't care about his stupid career.
	Yeah, so fascinating stuff.
	I can see why they kind of dropped it.
	I can see why they dropped it, probably.
	My God, I mean, yeah, I mean, you think that maybe actually the time-traveling DNC might have had a hand in squashing this.
	This is incredible stuff.
	Who's to know that they're not manipulating this timeline even as we speak right now?
	Yeah, I feel like I can see some echoes of the previous... Whispering in Julian's ear to kick me off of the show and replace me with somebody of higher social media worth.
	Get rid of him, boy.
	He's useless.
	He's useless.
	He's useless, boy.
	He's useless.
	I've discovered the cup.
	He's drinking his own urine again, boy.
	On a raft.
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	Until next week, may the Deep Dish bless you and keep you.
	It's not a conspiracy.
	It's a fact.
	And now, today's Auto-Tune.
	When the true value of a people's children is reduced to their access to the capital and credit controlled by their parents and the communities who value their children instead as their our only chance for an afterlife, the people are deprived of their our afterlife.
	I return to the doomsday scenario of Samuel Scheffler.
	Quote, If by the afterlife, he writes, we mean the continuation of human life on Earth after our own deaths, then it seems difficult to avoid the conclusion that in some significant respects the existence of the afterlife matters more to us than our own continued existence.
	Unlike Morrison's enslaved mother, Sette, who knowingly sacrificed her child to save her from enslavement, we have unknowingly sacrificed our children in order to feed Moloch, the god of capitalism.
	The god that Allen Ginsberg in his apocalyptic poem Howl wails and rails against.
	Moloch whose mind is pure machinery.
	Moloch whose blood is running money.
	Though we didn't see it when it first began, or even now when it has gone on for generations, we have been left with a fading afterimage, a subconscious awareness of having sacrificed our children, which in turn has led us to guilt, denial, then an overprotective mania colored and compounded by sexual hysteria.
	Having sold off our only chance at immortality, we as a people, a species-wide family, are left with a subconscious awareness of having abandoned our children, generating guilt, denial, and then transference.
	States of mind easily manipulated and exploited by the priests who run the consumer economy.
	Leading us to overprotect our children against random violence, sexual predation, accident, and fate.

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