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| What's up, QAA listeners? | |
| The fun games have begun. | |
| I found a way to connect to the internet. | |
| I'm sorry, boy. | |
| Welcome, listener, to the 46th premium chapter of the QAnon Anonymous podcast, the Dove of Oneness episode. | |
| As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rokitansky, Julian Field, and Travis View. | |
| What if I told you that you could become incredibly wealthy overnight without lifting a finger? | |
| Oh yeah? | |
| I'll bet you're thinking, hey that's impossible! | |
| But I'm here to tell you that it's not. | |
| Really? | |
| Yes, Jake, indeed. | |
| Congress is on the eve of passing one of the greatest laws of all time, the National Economic Security and Recovery Act, or NSARA. | |
| So who gave the podcast such incredible insider information? | |
| Well, the dove of oneness did. | |
| And now I can see, Jake, you're looking confused. | |
| Hmm? | |
| That's it. | |
| You may even have some questions. | |
| Like, is the dove dead? | |
| Sure. | |
| Has she been dead for nine years now? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Does this mean she died in vain? | |
| Of course not, because her passing ushered in the arrival of the Prime Creator, sent to finish the job and get Nazara passed once and for all. | |
| Now, if you're a fan of the news, you may be under the impression that the Squad just endorsed Bernie Sanders for President and is currently focused on passing the Green New Deal. | |
| Wrong. | |
| That's exactly what the lying MSM wants you to believe, Jake. | |
| The truth, of course, is that AOC is a vessel for the Prime Creator, hard at work electrocuting Chuck Schumer in a basement somewhere until he agrees to spearhead Nazara instead of puttering about like an incompetent, deep state marionette. | |
| So, now that you've heard the good news, Jake, and understand that it's all a matter of days, maybe even hours, before we're all rich beyond belief, I can't wait, I've invited my assistant Travis to give you a little presentation that should help you get to know the Jeanne d'Arc of our time and leader of this most important movement, Cheyney Goodwin, the dove of oneness and harbinger of untold bounties. | |
| So the whole QAnon thing feels like a very modern post-truth kind of concept, but I'm here to tell you that before QAnon, there was plenty of evidence that the internet was a mistake. | |
| I'll cite just one example, the Dove of Oneness cyber cult, which flourished in the early 2000s. | |
| So the story of Dove and Oneness was told mostly in a great 2004 report in the Tacoma News Tribune entitled Snared by a Cybercult Queen by reporter Sean Robinson. | |
| That just sounds like a guy who watched The Matrix and is really horny. | |
| I was thinking it kind of sounds like me in an AOL chat room when I was 11. | |
| Who did you get snared by? | |
| Did Hillary Clinton do this, do something to you? | |
| Is that why? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, Dove of Oneness is the convergence of two separate scams, and it has many similarities with both QAnon and the Iraqi Dinar scam that we covered in another Premium episode. | |
| You know, sometimes people ask me, like, how long do you think QAnon will last? | |
| And obviously, I can't predict the future, but if we can take the Dove of Oneness as a precedent, the answer is probably forever. | |
| Yeah, I mean, she's dead. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Doesn't matter. | |
| Yeah, no, no. | |
| Made no difference. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| And Nizara, the guy who wrote it, I mean, we'll hear about it, but he's like, fuck off. | |
| Yeah, he wouldn't fuck off. | |
| And then he's also dead, but Still by the way get the Iraqi dinar like RV letter from | |
| like this blanch bonnet remember that we examined in that episode. | |
| And they're still just as hopeful as ever. | |
| But she has new terms now of like, will it do this? | |
| And it's like some new word. | |
| And it's like, I don't know. | |
| Will it do? | |
| Who knows? | |
| So the whole dove of oneness cyber cult started innocently enough with a proposed congressional bill drafted by an amateur. | |
| And the proposed bill was the National Economic Security and Recovery Act, or NASARA. | |
| The bill proposes replacing the income tax with the national sales tax, abolishing compound interest on secured loans, and returning to bimetallic currency. | |
| Is that gold and silver? | |
| That's that gold standard, basically. | |
| It sounds so much cooler to buy metallic currency. | |
| If this goes, are you saying that I could be walking around with coins jingling in my pocket? | |
| Yes, you absolutely could. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All you would have to do, Jake, is hunch over and rub your little hands together, and you would be a very rich man. | |
| Wait a minute, that sounds anti-Semitic. | |
| I was, sidebar, I worked in Canada once and I was getting per diem and I had all of this money all of a sudden and I went to go pay for something and I realized that I had nothing, like none of the money that I thought was in my wallet was left. | |
| I was like, how did I spend that $20 so fast? | |
| And my Canadian buddy was like, hey check your pocket buds, you might have it in loonies and toonies. | |
| And sure enough, I looked in my pocket and I had $18 in change just jiggling around in there. | |
| The Tunis are bimetallic, looking at least. | |
| And in Europe, same thing. | |
| The euro is looking fine in that same way. | |
| The goal of the Nassar bill was supposedly 0% inflation and a more stable economy. | |
| The amateur who wrote the bill was a man by the name of Harvey Francis Bernard. | |
| Harvey Francis Bernard was an engineer, consultant, and teacher from Louisiana. | |
| After deciding that the American economy was hopelessly unstable, he came up with a new economic formulas, translated them into legal language, and then wrote that bill in the early 90s. | |
| And his followers are Barney Bros. | |
| Yeah, so... Bernard printed a thousand copies and then sent them to every member of Congress. | |
| At first, he figured that the idea was so obvious, you'd have to wait about a week for the bill to pass. | |
| Unfortunately, he found that no one was interested in saving the economy. | |
| This is every internet pedant, by the way. | |
| He's like, my ideas are brilliant. | |
| Why hasn't the entire forum adopted them? | |
| So, despite his efforts, no one sponsored the bill. | |
| He also wrote a book in 1996 promoting Nasara called Draining the Swamp. | |
| Whoa, really? | |
| Really, yes. | |
| In 1996? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's pretty amazing. | |
| Donald Trump must have traveled back through time to 1996, got the book, coined the phrase to come back and save the world from the pit of hell. | |
| But Donald Trump was alive in 1996. | |
| He still He actually lost the 2016 election. | |
| Then travel back in time. | |
| We actually are living in the parallel timeline. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| He figured out Nizara was it? | |
| And that just that one slogan was the difference between winning and losing? | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| I'm gonna quit still. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're quitting the podcast? | |
| Okay. | |
| Frustrated, Harvey Francis Bernard made the book freely available on his website in 2000. | |
| The early online conspiratorial community loved the book and the bill. | |
| And one of the people who loved it was a woman by the name of Shani Goodwin, an online cult leader known as the Dove of Oneness. | |
| No. | |
| If you look at Shani Goodwin's history, she doesn't seem like the type of person who would become a cult leader. | |
| In fact, she had a fairly normal American upbringing and did respectful work for most of her life. | |
| She was born Candace Darlene Goodwin on May 4th, 1947, and grew up in the small town of McCleary, Washington. | |
| In 1962, she was crowned Queen of the annual McCleary Bear Festival. | |
| Excuse me? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is that because she killed bears best? | |
| What's the deal? | |
| Is it a tiara kind of thing? | |
| No, it's a small town thing. | |
| I grew up in Fallbrook, California. | |
| We had a Miss Avocado every year. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| But wait, what's the fruit or vegetable here? | |
| I think it's an animal. | |
| Bears? | |
| Bears. | |
| Whatever your area is known for. | |
| Oh, nice. | |
| Do you think she wore like a Davy Crockett style hat? | |
| Yeah, I see. | |
| She wore bare skin, obviously. | |
| Duh. | |
| So after graduation, she got married and divorced. | |
| For a few years in the mid-70s, she lived in Minnesota and worked for a computer company. | |
| And she came back to Washington in 1980. | |
| She landed a job with the State Department of Social and Health Services as a computer specialist. | |
| For the next decade, she bounced between state employment and private businesses, sometimes living with relatives. | |
| In the late 80s, Shani Goodwin took classes with a Washington State-based cult called the Ramtha School of Enlightenment. | |
| So she was a seeker. | |
| You're saying she's just a normal American, but she was a spiritual seeker. | |
| Well, she sure seems like she certainly became a seeker. | |
| She later integrated some of the conspiratorial stories she learned from that experience into her Dove of Oneness persona. | |
| The Ramtha School of Enlightenment still exists, actually, and it actually fell into our radar a few months ago because it started promoting QAnon. | |
| Yep. | |
| All ties together. | |
| It's like, um, QAnon is like, uh, Salesforce for cults. | |
| It's like, it's like, as soon as they, as soon as they fucking, like, find out about it, they're like, oh, yes, well, we, yes, we'd like to order, uh, twelve licenses, please. | |
| Right. | |
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