I am 100% behind Q. He's working for the President.
President is working for our country.
Alien life, like pedophiles, you know, and it just seeks to tie all of that together.
Welcome to the new and improved episode numero uno of QAnon Anonymous.
I'm your host, Jake.
And I'm your co-host, Julian.
Julian, tell them a little bit what it's all about, baby.
QAnon, or Q Anonymous for the uninitiated, is a theory developed by members of 4chan and 8chan.
Online message boards linked to famous memes like lolcats, rickrolling, and pedobear.
But also more controversial activities like forming internet attack groups and carrying out harassment campaigns, calling in bomb threats, doxing people, distributing child pornography, surely that's not all, leaking stolen celebrity nudes, launching the Gamergate harassment campaign, and in 2014 having one of their members post a picture of a dead woman with the caption, turns out it's way harder to strangle someone to death than it looks on the movies.
Which led to the man's arrest for doing exactly that.
The QAnon theory has since jumped from the relatively marginal Chan message boards to more mainstream platforms like Twitter, YouTube, and Reddit, the last of which have now banned all QAnon-related subreddits for quote, inciting violence.
The QAnon community has now partially migrated to Gab, a Twitter clone with less stringent content guidelines.
The Central QAnon Theory states that an anonymous poster who goes only by Q with high-level government security clearance is sharing information about a far-ranging plot to undermine the Trump presidency, and the presidents fight with the, quote, deep state, an unelected shadow government that they claim has been pulling the levers of power for decades.
This introductory episode is our attempt at giving an overview of the theory and the real-life events surrounding it.
You might be asking, who are these guys?
Are we pieces of shit right-wing conspiracy theorists that are trying to make you guys... Convinced of all this?
Yeah.
And the answer to that is, not really.
For me, I've always been totally into conspiracy theories.
And for me, this really kicked off when I saw what happened to Bernie Sanders.
Yeah.
Now, Julian and I aren't necessarily Bernie bros, per se.
I think we both have our own... We have political beliefs that align.
I think we both believe that Medicare for All would be fantastic.
We both believe that human rights are a given and that all people should have them.
And we also firmly believe that a living wage and a roof over your head should be basic human rights, especially in well-off countries.
But other than that, I don't think we are very partisan.
I mean, neither of us identifies as Democrat or Republican or even, like, Libertarian.
No.
Yeah, and for me, my dog in this fight is that Whether you however you feel about Donald Trump, and it sucks that this kind of happened to him because he's such he's such I'm not gonna hide that I don't feel positively about that person Yeah, it's it's it's it's depressed.
It's depressing that this kind of scandal is revealed over such a person however I care about this because when somebody great does come along, a woman or a man who shares the values that I think can, you know, greatly better this country for everybody,
I want this kind of behavior to be exposed so that it doesn't happen again.
Right, yeah.
And I certainly have no trouble believing that the political class is deeply corrupt.
I think that, you know, I come from a background of history and, you know, political thinking that...
Personally, I'm disgusted by money in politics, the way that legislation is no longer aligned with majority sentiment, and all these practices that I believe are anti-democratic and allow capitalism to take precedence over human rights.
So, you know, with that being said, even though neither of us like Donald Trump, we're going to examine the QAnon conspiracy directly from the center.
We're going to take a look at what seems credible, what's sourced, what looks right, and we're going to go into it with an open mind.
And then we'll start talking about the Satanic and then we'll get into the cool shit.
Okay, so so here's what I'm gonna do so so I sourced a timeline of the events of Spygate From a bunch of different places a lot of sources within the community some some far-right sources some some left-leaning sources But everything that I'm about to lay out in this timeline I have actually gone in and tried to find credible news articles and information whether it's Whether it was, you know, CNN, WaPo, New York Times, that sort of thing, or actual source material.
Primary sources.
Primary sources, so actual documents that were filed that are hosted on the government's website.
And we will be posting a link to all of the sources on our Patreon so you can look them up and definitely not write in to tell us we did anything wrong.
Jake spent all night sweating on Benzedrine, like some sort of Mel Gibson.
I felt like I was in high school and I had like a term paper.
Like a term paper due the next day.
Yeah.
So, first we're going to go into what Q is suggesting that they did in a chronological timeline, and then we're going to get into why he says they did it, which is far more interesting.
Oh baby, I like it raw.
Here we go.
2009.
Hillary says, so this starts almost ten years ago. 2009.
Hillary Clinton sets up a private email server.
Now, this is totally legal.
The government passed legislation that said, hey, you can have a private email if you want, just as long as the proper security measures are in place and you don't share any classified material.
You guys can have personal emails.
No problem.
We gotcha.
Now in 2012, so three years later, she reformats to Google, like anybody would.
She moved to Gmail.
Yeah, 2012 is probably when I moved to Gmail, too.
But she probably has her own customized address, like she has her... Yeah, it's like at HR, because she's running her own server, so it's like hrc.com or whatever.
This is all stores from a CNN article in October of 2016 with the headline, Hillary Clinton Email Timeline.
Now, flash forward to 2013.
The FBI, the Federal Bureau of Investigations, begins working with, and I say with, Carter Page after he's been profiled by two Russian intelligence officers undercover as energy consultants.
So who is Carter Page?
So Carter Page is sort of the guy that this whole thing hinges on.
He's the guy that was sort of there in to open a FISA warrant which allowed them to spy on and wiretap officials in the Trump campaign.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
It all starts with Carter Page.
Now, there's a common narrative around Carter Page that he was some sort of Russian asset, that he was some sort of Russian spy, which is why they felt vindicated in You know, sort of opening this operation on him.
But, um, there's actually, there's actually a lot of information that disputes that.
It far more seems that Carter Page was some sort of patsy.
That he basically went to an energy, you know, some sort of energy summit in Russia, met a couple guys who seemed like they had money, and they seemed like they were interested in his shit, and he was just like, oh man, yeah, I'm gonna use these guys, I'm gonna make these connections, I'm gonna make a ton of money.
Um, there's even, uh, there, there's even, um, These Russian operatives were on tape in depositions and caught basically saying that they were going to take advantage of this guy.
So much so that an FBI agent actually filed a complaint with the FBI saying that they were framing Carter Page unfairly and inaccurately.
That they were framing him as this Russian intelligence asset when really he was just more of this patsy.
2014, the Russian reset collapses.
Basically, the Obama administration was trying to better their relationship with Russia.
I mean, if you remember from the debates, you know, Romney says, you know, that Russia was our greatest geopolitical threat, and Obama said, Romney, the 80s called, they want their foreign policy back.
So it was no joke, it was no secret that the Obama administration was actually trying to make things better with Russia.
He's even caught on a hot mic after a meeting talking to one of Putin's guys and he says, you know, tell Vladimir that I'm going to have a lot more influence after the election.
Well, of course, right?
I mean, he's saying, uh, I'll be president.
Yeah, exactly.
He's like, I'll be president again and I'll be able to do more shit.
The thing with that, I mean, I think the overall Obama approach to foreign leaders was one of building relationships.
I mean, they built relationships with people that, you know, the Bush administration had described as like axis of evil.
So this does, this does fit.
Yeah.
And out of that, this is where the whole Uranium One scandal sort of comes through that the United States authorized a sale of 20%, a 20% stake in our uranium to the Kremlin, essentially.
of which Hillary Clinton was on the board.
A lot of people say that this was a massive scandal.
Everything that I've looked at seems like it was totally legal, even if it seems a little bit shady.
Yeah, it's the shady reality of how international governments... Yeah, exactly.
She was on a board of many people who voted for this thing, so anyways.
And like selling weapons is literally already...
Yeah, so so this Russian reset collapses though as you guys know Russia invaded Ukraine which sort of fucked everything up a woman by the name of Alexandra Chalupa who is a close confidant of the of the Clintons She begins looking into Paul Manafort on a totally unrelated matter Looking into Paul Manafort and his ties to Russia As you guys know Paul Manafort later goes on to becomes Trump's campaign chair.
So this will be important later.
Yeah Okay, in the summer of 2014, the Benghazi Committee, remember that, led by Trey Gowdy, who's still around, gets word that Clinton's emails have been turned over, but they've not come from a state.gov account.
So I actually didn't know this, but this was how they found out that Hillary Clinton was running a private email server.
Yeah, probably the most interesting thing that came out of Benghazi.
Yeah, exactly.
It was a boring scandal.
And she was clear, you know, no wrongdoing was found in Benghazi.
Anything, I've looked into all this shit.
Even though, yeah, it was terrible and we had some Americans, we had some Americans who died horribly. 2015.
The FBI opens an investigation into Terry McAuliffe, who I believe is the governor of Virginia at the time, about some donations he made to the Clinton Foundation that seemed a little bit shady.
Shortly after, Terry meets with Andrew McCabe, who's the number two at the FBI.
He's Comey's right-hand man.
Shortly after Terry McAuliffe meets with Andrew McCabe, groups that support McAuliffe ended up donating $700,000 to McCabe's wife, Jill McCabe, who is running a state senate campaign.
So to recap, so FBI opens an investigation on Terry McAuliffe.
He goes to McCabe being like, hey man, what about this FBI thing?
Yo, we're all friends.
What's the fucking deal?
Shortly after, the groups that have donated money to McCabe, who support him, end up donating almost a million dollars to McCabe's wife's Senate campaign.
So, seemingly a little pay-for-play there, nothing out of the ordinary.
Seems legit.
This is important because later on McCabe ends up being one of the law enforcement officers who is in charge of a Clinton email investigation.
March 4th, 2015.
The New York Times reports on Clinton's email server.
Now, at the same time, what's interesting, because we have the leaked emails from John Podesta, who is Hillary Clinton's campaign manager, we know that right around this time when they broke the story, Podesta actually reaches out to the head of the DNC and he's like, hey, Obama's on those emails.
We need to use the presidential records exception, which, you know, it's confidentiality of the president, so that, you know, all of his communications get scrubbed.
It's a matter of national security, and it's protected under this law of presidential records.
Some speculate that is because Obama also could very well have been sharing classified information via this private server.
Some speculate that it was because Obama was using that meme about the guy with his girlfriend who looks at the other girl while she's passing by.
And some speculate that Obama was, you know, the girl that he was with in that meme was Michelle, and then he turned around to look at none other but Hillary Rodham Clinton.
And this was one of those things that I was like, oh, I don't know.
Like, this seems awfully convenient and shady.
Surely there's not a mainstream media article.
Sure enough, CBS News leaked Podesta emails address Obama polling in 2008 executive privilege. 2015.
Loretta Lynch, the Attorney General at the time, asks James Comey to call the Clinton email investigation a matter, not an investigation.
Why?
What's her stake in all this?
We'll get to that.
March 7th, 2015, Obama says, he states on the record that he learned of the private servers through news reports.
Um, this is not true.
Clinton's top legal advisor, Cheryl Mills, at this point, she emails Podesta and says, quote, the president needs to clean up this language regarding the email scandal, basically.
So Obama goes like, well, I didn't know about it until the news reported on it.
And, and the top legal counsel goes, ah, no, no, no, no, no, it's going to come out, that's going to come out as false.
We need to get him on this and figure out a better answer for him.
Summer of 2015.
Here's when it starts to pick up.
The DNC is breached.
I love it.
Now, this is amazing, and I did not realize this when it happened, but going through and researching now, knowing what we know, this stuff is fascinating.
So, summer of 2015, the DNC is breached.
No reason is offered at this time.
What does that mean, breached?
That means their emails were compromised.
Their system was hacked into.
Oh, interesting.
But there was no talk of the Russians.
The DNC did not allow the FBI to investigate.
So there was no really answer given, basically, on who had breached the DNC.
Later, later, and we'll get to it, the narrative forms that it's the Russians who hacked it.
Okay.
And this is from, I got the dates through the Wikipedia Democratic National Committee cyber attacks, but there were other sources that confirmed that that is when, that's when it happened.
October 2015, it actually comes out that the Obama emails that were found in Clinton's emails are covered under the Presidential Records and Confidentiality.
So the thing that John Podesta was talking about earlier when he says, hey, we gotta get Obama's emails off of there and we can use the Presidential Records Act.
In fact, this does come true in October of 2015.
I sourced that from The Guardian.
Late 2015, Alexandra Chalupa.
I'm still pretty sure you made that name up.
I know, it sounds real.
It sounds like... Hello, Miss Chalupa!
I know, and the entire time I was like doing the research and stuff, I was like, fuck, I want a Chalupa so bad.
Like, I want a Chalupa Supreme.
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Late 2015, Alexandra Chalupa, now she is the Clinton confidant, she's a Ukrainian-American.
That's what's so confusing!
Yes, she's a Clinton confidant, she's an Ukrainian-American, and she is now working for the DNC.
She's been looking into Paul Manafort's ties with Russia.
His liver spots.
His liver spots.
She's been looking into it.
Why are they so brown?
She's looking at the size of his jowls.
She's wondering why he doesn't already have a role on The Sopranos.
So in late 2015, she actually starts sharing her work with the Clinton campaign about Paul Manafort.
2016, the NSA database searches are expanded.
They go from about 9.6 thousand in 2013 to 30.3 thousand in 2016.
Now anybody who's watched Snowden or seen the documentary, what was it Citizen for?
Yeah.
You guys know that the NSA ramped up its collection of data from American citizens.
There's a giant center called PRISM, and they're collecting all of your data there, and they can tap back a certain number of days if you get accused of something, or if they decide to try to accuse you of something.
I mean, they can pretty much probably do it if they want it.
Okay, March 2016, Podesta's emails are hacked.
Well, they're not so much hacked, it's a phishing scheme.
And the dude's password was P-appersand-S-S-W-0-R-D.
The dude's password was P-APPERSAND-SS-W-0-R-D.
That's tight.
So, oh my god.
I, every, every time...
Every time the news says a boomer was hacked, I always assume it's because he wrote his password on his wrist or something.
Yeah.
And was like photographed in public with it.
So, I mean, these people, you know, they're not the smartest with the technology.
March 11, 2016.
The Russian operative that the FBI has been targeting using Carter Page.
So these were the guys that Carter Page met with, who promised him... So actually, Carter Page and everything that happened before this, you know, was, starting from 2013, an attempt to understand, basically do counterintelligence with the Russians.
Yeah, on these two guys posing as energy executives.
They were Russian operatives.
And they actually...
So originally this is actually kind of a Russiagate research thing with Carter Page.
Yeah, it's a Russiagate research thing.
So what happens is this guy, Baryakov... I love this guy.
Oh, sorry.
There's a weird horn in the background.
No, it's so good.
He always goes around the neighborhood.
I'm assuming luring children into his van.
Right.
So, so, so this Russian operative, Baryakov, he actually pleads guilty.
So, so the case that, that, that Carter Page is, is, you know, seemingly working with the FBI on, that he's even foreign on, it actually leads to an arrest.
This, this guy pleads guilty.
And this is, I got this from justice.gov.
No charges are filed against Carter Page at this time.
Well, why would there be?
He's the informant.
Exactly.
Which sort of lends credence to that FBI agent's declaration.
I mean, at this point, Carter Page is a consistent snitch.
He has been since 2013.
Yeah, exactly.
That seems very consistent to me.
Okay, that's on March 11th.
March 25th of 2016, Politico reports that Alexandra Chalupa meets with Ukrainians at the embassy to expose ties with Manafort.
So she actually goes to the Ukrainian embassy.
She goes, hey, I've been profiling this guy Manafort.
And the Ukrainian embassy at the time they agree that they're going to work
directly with reporters. They're not going to try to cover this up.
They want to do the right thing.
Bottom line, you've got Chalupa and she's working with the DNC.
She's all over Manafort. She's trying to investigate Russiagate.
March 29th!
So this is four, this is four days later after she goes to the embassy.
Now this is the talent of a man who knows how to hire and fire.
Yeah.
It seems like he's been, it's almost like just the worst possible person you could hire at this point.
Well, and this is why a lot of people speculate that Manafort was actually a plant.
So we'll get to that.
So on March 29th, just four days later, Trump hires Manafort.
Right around this exact same time, Sergei Millian was reported to approach Papadopoulos.
Who is now also associated with the Trump team as a foreign advisor.
Sergei, who I found out, is one of the guys who is responsible for the Golden Shower PP report of the Steele dossier.
Sergei Millian is the guy who apparently has the PP story.
So, Trump hires Manafort right around the same time this other Kremlin operative approaches Papadopoulos, is trying to become chummy with him.
I was like, surely this is some sort of half-baked conspiracy theory.
March 29th, Trump looks at the giant wooden horse outside his office, decides to move it inside his office.
Oh my god.
Uh, okay.
So, but yeah, sure enough, ABC News, mysterious key figure in Russia probe sought Trump team.
So like, this shit is actually fucking tracking.
Okay.
Wait, I can see a lot of things, you know, in Manafort, but mysterious is not one of them.
The guy looks like... This is, they're talking about Sergei Millian, the mysterious key figure in the Russia probe sought Trump team, yada.
Okay, so after this, so Trump hires Manafort, this other dude goes up to Papadopoulos trying to get into the Trump campaign.
The next fucking day, Chalupa briefs the DNC on Trump-Russia.
She basically goes, hey guys, I think there's a tie here with Trump and Russia.
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
Her research so far has been about Manafort and Russia.
Yeah.
That goes back years, and now suddenly this guy's being brought into the campaign.
Why?
Well, I mean, from this angle, from the Q angle, I think, if I'm understanding correctly, that all of this is because that they planted Manafort.
That she knows... So you're saying... Okay, so the Q believes that this is the beginning of a setup, or framing.
This is the beginning of a setup, exactly.
Who recommended him?
I think that would be an interesting missing piece.
I would also like to know, when Manafort is finally convinced to eat, do they use the train or the plane when they tell him to open up?
And is it cubed carrots?
Or is it... A slurry because he has no teeth.
April 2016, one month later.
Second breach into the DNC.
Right around this time, Perkins Coie, which is a law firm that has gotten... It's a long time DNC law firm.
Long time DNC law firm.
Receives a shit ton of money from Organize for America, which is Obama's former campaign arm.
Not surprising.
The DNC also, at this time, pays Perkins Coie... Yeah, they hire lawyers. $700,000.
Clinton campaign also gives them money directly from her campaign.
This is all Democrats contributing to a fund that can dig dirt on the opponent.
This is when they hire Fusion GPS.
This is a source from the New York Times.
Fusion GPS is an intelligence gathering operation, a private company that operates outside, out of DC, and they have served both.
In this same month, April 2016, Alexandra Chalupa starts working with Michael Isikoff of Yahoo News.
back they've provided oppo, what they call opposition research or oppo research to both sides.
In this same month, April 2016, Alexandra Chalupa starts working with Michael Isikoff of Yahoo News.
This is the same Michael Isikoff who writes a report that is used to corroborate the Steele dossier.
That was from Politico.
April 10th, 2016, FBI begins to craft a statement on the exoneration of Clinton.
Long before the Clinton email investigation was wrapped up, the FBI and Comey and Peter Stroke were beginning to draft her exoneration letter.
Which leads me to think that Comey is one of the dumbest, rake-stepping, cartoon characters of this entire fucking thing.
Just wait.
They started crafting this letter.
How are we going to clear her of this?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
April 26, 2016.
Isikoff publishes a story about Manafort and Russia.
So the girl who was profiling Manafort, who has fed the Russia story to Michael Isikoff, who publishes it on Yahoo News, which is hilarious.
Yahoo News still exists.
Because that's who they wanted.
That's who they wanted to leak this story out into the world.
Yahoo.
I mean, that's where she had friends, right?
Yeah, I guess.
You go to who you know.
Yeah, you go to who you know.
You're right.
April 28, 2016.
So just two days later, Chalupa meets Ukrainian journalists at the Library of Congress, and
Isikoff, Michael Isikoff of Yahoo News, actually goes with her.
And so he attends, and she takes him to a reception later at the Ukrainian embassy.
And this is all in that Politico story about the Ukraine sabotage, Trump backfire.
Okay, so next month, May 4th, a couple weeks later, Trump gets the GOP a nomination.
So, basically, it's very clear that, like, in late April, the DNC already knew.
I mean, it was clear to everybody, though.
It was clear.
Yeah, it's true that it was clear to anybody watching TV.
Yeah, they must have known.
Okay.
Right around this exact same time, Papadopoulos, who's already been approached by Sergei Milan, the Golden Shower pee-pee boy, is approached randomly, randomly, in a London bar by a guy named Alexander Downer.
Who told him all kinds of depressing stories.
Yeah, he's an Australian.
His wife, Debbie Downer, is even more of a fucking bummer.
He's an Australian diplomat, and he's actually, there's some research, I couldn't source it all that well, but there were some that were saying that Downer was a part of an investigation about some Australian funds that went to the Clinton Foundation, but you know what, I mean, that's, whatever, I couldn't find anything that really sourced that.
But it's well documented in Papadopoulos' testimony and other testimonies that Alexander Downer meets Papadopoulos in this bar.
There's two articles from the New York Times and The Hill that both confirm this.
Okay, so Downer later then contacts American intelligence about his meeting with Papadopoulos, which springboards the counterintelligence operation Crossfire Hurricane.
So this is the beginning of The actual counterintelligence investigation into Trump campaign officials.
And to be clear, Downer got in touch with Papadopoulos because he thought he was deeply involved in the Ukraine-slash-Russia-slash-whatever thing.
Nobody, yeah, nobody really... He approached him on purpose, right?
He approached him on purpose.
Okay, so he was trying to get Russia information.
It wasn't an actual, it was not an actual... Hangout.
Hangout or whatever.
Even though it was at the bar, the Glory Hole.
Yeah, the Glory Hole.
May 2016.
The Inspector General has announced that it's looking into Andrew McCabe's conduct within the FBI regarding how he handled the Clinton email investigation.
May 2016, same month, Nellie Orr is hired by Fusion GPS to work on the Trump dossier.
She's got a lot of history with Russians.
I think she speaks fluently.
It's her specialty.
She's hired for a reason.
Her husband, Bruce Orr, is the Associate Deputy General at the Department of Justice.
At the same time, Nellie gets a ham radio license.
This is amazing to me.
This is amazing.
This is when you get into some of the interesting spy shit.
So she gets a ham radio.
Her husband is at the Department of Justice, and she's been hired to do OPPO research on Trump-Russia.
It's getting a little sticky.
Well, I mean, it would make sense, though, if she has informants who are Russian informants.
Right.
They would be communicating using a system in which they read off, like, random words and letters and—it's actually letters and numbers in a sequence, and ham radios are very common for that.
Could be, yeah.
It could be legit.
I studied that, yeah.
It's the majority of spy networks domestically use that.
This is fascinating.
That just adds to it.
June 2016.
Steele, Christopher Steele, the MI6 agent, is brought on by Fusion GPS.
So they get Nelly, and then they get Chris Steele.
That's from the Washington Post, from the Steele timeline.
June 3rd.
Rob Goldstone, a publicist, emails Don Jr., Donald Trump Jr., and he says that he's been approached by somebody detailing interesting Hillary connections with Russia.
So the pretense of the meeting is that this guy knows somebody who has dirt on Hillary Clinton regarding Russia.
This woman ends up being Natalia Voneskia.
She came under much scrutiny after the Trump Tower meeting.
It turns out that she's also working with Fusion GPS on a separate case, but is employed
by them at the exact same time.
Goldstone wants to set up this meeting, and this is what ends up becoming the famous Trump
Tower meeting that was sourced from The Guardian, June 9th, the Trump Tower meeting.
So Don Jr., Jared Kushner, I believe, and I believe Manafort, are all – they meet
They think that they're going to get Russian dirt on Hillary Clinton, which would make sense.
If Manafort's there, maybe he's like, oh yeah, the people that they're talking about, I know these guys.
They're shady guys.
This could be really good.
And they all think that they're going to be heroes for Popeye.
They're going to get the information that's going to sink her campaign or whatever.
It ends up being some kind of bullshit about the Magnitsky Act, which has to do with That's not just bullshit.
We should do an episode on it.
It's not bullshit at all.
I didn't mean to undermine it.
It's actually horrible.
This horrible thing that happened to this guy.
But it ends up being about that and lifting the sanctions.
And Don Jr.
basically goes, like, this isn't what I wanted, and he bounces.
The next day, the Democratic National Committee, the DNC, tells employees that its computer system has been hacked.
So the next day, after it's established that they've met with this Russian lawyer.
After they've set that up.
After they've met with this Russian lawyer and they've got Manafort in the room and they've
got all this shit, they go, oh, it was the Russians who hacked us, by the way.
And this was from, oh, so the DNC blames Russia, but they refuse to let the FBI examine its
systems.
They end up hiring a third party that's actually owned by a Russian, CrowdStrike, from which
where the analysis comes.
June 13th, so just a couple days later, 2016, the FBI changes the language in Comey's address on the Clinton email investigation from grossly negligent to extremely careless.
Now, I looked this up.
It seems like the reason that they did this is because grossly negligent is actually the wording in the law that means you're guilty.
Like, if you're grossly negligent, that means you're guilty.
guilt. It would allow for the prosecution of the case.
Exactly. It would allow for...
Man, you got it, man. You're a smart guy. They also changed the language about her
emailing the president to a senior government official and then later that
sentence is removed entirely. No mention that Obama was involved in any of
this. June 15th, a couple days later, 2016, Guccifer 2.0 publishes Podesta-related email.
So now we are getting full into Russian hacker, Russian hackers, Russian hackers.
But who, Guccifer 2.0 is a confirmed Russian... The original Guccifer was a Russian hacker.
Guccifer 2.0 is... Twice as Russian.
Twice as Russian.
Um, no, he just basically says, I have these.
I hacked Podesta.
And Q, of course, supposes that Guccifer is an invention of the DNC to basically come out and corroborate.
And what you'll see in the future is what you have a lot of is the DNC creating its own evidence and then using it to corroborate accusations that they make later.
So this, I think, would fall into that, at least from the alleged Q standpoint.
The Q argument so far is still that they are setting him up.
This is a setup.
June 17th, this is just two days after Guccifer 2.0 publishes Podesta-related email, the Washington Post reports a big report inside Trump's financial ties and his flattery of Vladimir Putin.
So Washington Post is now jumping in on Donald Trump Russia, Donald Trump Russia.
None of this was public or was being said until after the Trump Tower meeting.
Yep.
June 22nd, here you go, WikiLeaks releases Clinton and the DNC's emails.
Okay, June 27th, so just five days after that, this is when the Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, meets with former President Bill Clinton on the tarmac.
Basically, it was supposed to be a private meeting, it just so happened that there was a local news crew there and it became national news.
And for the WikiLeaks stuff, just to be clear, we now have logs from WikiLeaks proving that Julian Assange took a side, decided Trump would be the better candidate because Clinton was too dangerous for him, and he was scared that she was gonna, you know, carry out reprisals against him, and so he openly, you know, admitted in these logs that he was going to fight for Trump to get elected, and so he later publishes these messages.
Yes.
And so he publishes them, and then just a couple days later, Clinton, Bill, hijacks Loretta Lynch.
Like, she's on her own plane doing something else.
He basically, like, you know, the story is he discovered that they were at the same place at the same time, and he decided to walk over onto her plane to talk to her about golf and grandchildren and stuff.
But I'm sorry.
To me, that's just fucking bullshit.
Your wife is under investigation.
She's running for president.
Of course, if you've got an opportunity to talk to the Attorney General, you're gonna go talk to her.
It was supposed to be private.
July 2016.
Carter Page takes a trip to Russia.
The trip is publicly disclosed.
And this was from House.gov documents.
July 2, 2016.
Peter Strohp gets involved with the Clinton campaign. That was from a Fox News
report.
July 5, 2016.
I mean, the fact that he brought it up was a huge move.
out and basically did the thing that everybody was super mad about where he
I would not call it an exoneration I mean the fact that he brought it up was
a huge move a huge move and totally out of character for it wasn't part of FBI
protocol right it wasn't part of his own personal protocol it
It just made no sense and it makes me Question whether or not he was playing both sides right because that they've never usually what they do is they take their findings and they give it to the DOJ and and basically they make a recommendation and then Loretta Lynch would be the one who would ultimately either decide to prosecute or not prosecute and It rings to me like, hey, if I do this, I'll kind of please one side and piss off the other while also kind of staying aligned with Clinton.
And then if Trump wins, but what he didn't expect is Trump to take him aside at an office and tell him, are you going to be loyal to me, motherfucker?
Right.
He just expected gratitude and a good, decent position.
Right, exactly.
That's just my personal... Yeah, but that tracks.
I mean, that tracks to me.
It definitely sounds like he was saying, like, hey, you know, you made a couple sloppy mistakes, but, you know, no reasonable prosecutor will prosecute this.
Right, to not feel... I mean, what he didn't expect is that the atmosphere would be so partisan that that would actually play a huge role in who won.
Right.
And now around this same time, when Comey makes this statement, the FISC, which is the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, they actually reject an FBI request to wiretap Carter Page.
Interesting.
So clearly what that means, at least as we're led to believe, is that there was not enough credible evidence regarding the Trump campaign and Russia around this time also, and I couldn't really source this, but around this time also it said through White House logs and other things that the National Security Advisor to Obama, Susan Rice, begins to show increased interest in the NSA intelligence material, including unmasked Americans' identities.
What does it mean to be unmasked?
So the deal is, is we're all being recorded at all times.
Essentially, you and I right now, our conversation is being recorded, and it's going into a database.
But we show up as American 1 and American 2, or Citizen 1 and Citizen 2.
Now, to unmask somebody, you have to submit a request, and what it does is it would unmask us and say, Citizen 1 is Julian and Citizen 2 is Jake.
Our code words would be like, deep dish pizza and Toblerone have been talking.
Toblerone.
That strange triangular candy that nobody can seem to get enough of.
It's a chocolate, but...
Around the same time as well, Christopher Steele, the MI6 agent who's been gathering the material that will ultimately be turned into the dossier, the Steele dossier, he meets with the FBI.
Days later, Peter Stroke opens up the counterintelligence operation after this meeting with Christopher Steele, and at the same time, Alexandra Chalupa, the one who'd been, you know, digging dirt on Manafort and his Russian connections, she leaves the DNC to work on Russia full-time.
So this could be seen as a kind of group activity, or it could be seen as just the realization that there's something fishy here and they're starting to investigate properly.
Right, but at the very least they're saying to Alexandra, hey, your research and your work cannot be connected back to us, so that she leaves the DNC to work on this Trump-Russia full-time.
Whoa, I wouldn't say that that's the takeaway.
It's not necessarily a cover-up.
If she moved to a different organization to full-time investigate, that's not necessarily a partisan move.
No, not necessarily, but I could see the DNC wanting to cover their tracks, especially given all of the closeness of the Manafort and all that stuff.
I can see it, but I can also see it in many ways.
Right. Okay, fair enough. And that was from a New York Times article in September of 2018.
July 10th, 2016. DNC aide Seth Rich is shot twice in the back and killed. Police,
they suspected that it was a robbery that was botched. And we will go over this in subsequent
episodes. The murder of Seth Rich. But that was on July 10th.
July 31st, 2016. This is when the The, uh...
Formal counterintelligence op into Trump is open.
This is the official start of what is come to be known as a crossfire hurricane.
August 14th to 15th New York Times and CNN both publish articles about Manafort and his ties to Russia.
There's still now more of the quote-unquote mainstream media is sort of jumping on this Connections to Russia campaign.
August 15th of 2016, Andrew McCabe at the FBI meets with Peter Stroke.
This is when they talk about the insurance policy.
Text messages that were released through a Freedom of Information Act between Peter Stroke and his mistress Lisa Page at the FBI.
They talk about an insurance policy.
What does that mean?
Like some backup plan?
Some plan B?
It's basically if Trump wins the election.
They're talking about some kind of insurance policy.
They don't really specify what, but those exact words are used.
August 19th, 2016, Manafort resigns from the Trump campaign.
Also in August, the wiretap on Paul Manafort goes forward.
Oh, and there was an article on CNN that suggested that conversations between Manafort and Trump continued after he was fired.
And essentially that they went on until both of their lawyers got in and said, hey, you guys shouldn't be talking to each other.
That doesn't surprise me.
It's just like two old school dudes who just keep it open.
Yeah, like keep it open.
Let me know what's going on.
I would have to say that...
That's the potential dumbest text message thread I've ever heard.
Yeah.
Like Manafort and Trump, I can't even imagine what they're telling each other back and forth.
Man, who knows?
I love pussy!
Who knows?
I love pussy too!
Those texts have not been released.
I wish.
Maybe you can file a Freedom of Information Act.
I would fucking like to.
But it would probably come under presidential records.
I guess I'll jack off instead.
In September of 2016, Steele, Christopher Steele, is holding regular meetings with Bruce Ohr, whose wife is working for GPS on the Trump-Russia investigation.
He is also the number four at the Justice Department.
Okay, so he and Steele are meeting.
Steele is also meeting with former State Department representative Jonathan Weiner.
Steele, at the same time, is also meeting with the FBI.
Jonathan Weiner also has many... He worked for Clinton State Department.
He's in Clinton's camp big time.
That was from a USA Today story.
September 2nd, 2016.
Peter Stroke and Lisa Page text.
POTUS wants to know everything.
Hmm.
So, I take that to mean that whatever they're doing behind the scenes on the Trump-Russia investigation, the President- He wants in.
President Barama- He wants to know what the dirty stuff has been done from their side to the other.
He wants to know, and that makes sense.
Your boss wants to know what the fuck you guys are digging around.
Is it legit?
Is it not legit?
Is he gonna get in trouble?
Is he implicated?
I mean, to me that- Is his dick a mushroom or not?
September 2016, Steele is offered $50,000 by the FBI to corroborate his info about Trump in the dossier.
But, I mean, everyone pays everyone for information.
So, at the very least, Steele does go to Rome to meet with the FBI to see, like, man, what's the deal?
Is this legit?
Hey, what are these statues?
Hey, the penises are so small!
Um, that month as well, on September 26, 2016, President Obama expands the distribution of unmasked intelligence.
Yeah!
So he basically widens the net that basically says, hey, we want to be sharing our information more with our allies, you know, the UK, Ally Intelligence.
And UK and Allied Intelligence also admit at the time that they're actively trying to pass more intelligence to the United States, which is interesting because you have Christopher Steele, who's a former MI6, you know, a British spy.
And now there is this expansion of what we can share between our allies.
So far it's so perfect, because honestly all this information could be interpreted two ways.
One is they're deepening their investigation into a Russian collusion situation, and the other is that they're setting up a frame.
That they're setting them up.
Which really boils down to the two sides of the left and right right now.
Both conspiracies.
I'm sure that a lot of people are going to listen to this and be like, oh well yeah, actually your timeline totally lays out why the Trump-Russia investigation is legitimate.
Wait until they get to the 16-year plan to destroy America.
Yes!
Okay, so the next day after Obama expands this distribution of unmasked intelligence, around the same time, Mike Rogers, Admiral Mike Rogers, who is with the NSA, he had submitted an inquiry months back, or maybe even years back, because he was worried about the amount of citizens that were being unmasked by the Obama administration.
Right, they were listening to all these private senators.
His inquiry comes back, and he finds out that a lot of the information that's gathered by the NSA is actually being sold to third parties and private contractors.
This is through the Intercept, which I believe is a great source.
Yes, and no doubt in my mind that that information was being used, but it was valuable to anybody.
September 2016, around this time, Glenn Simpson, who is the head of Fusion GPS, he meets with the New York Times, he meets with the Washington Post, other media outlets.
Where?
At the Office for the General Counsel of the DNC.
So, so the DNC is hosting a party with the head of Fusion GPS and all of their, you know, all of their... That's not unusual though, that's just like office parties.
Yeah, totally, but... I mean, the Republican office party could look similar.
October 3rd, 2016.
Anthony Wiener's computer is seized in New York.
Anthony Computer's Wiener?
Anthony Computer's Wiener is New York and seized.
totally unrelated charge he's been texting with an underage girl and what a slime ball.
Now Anthony Weiner is Huma Abedin's husband. Huma Abedin is Hillary Clinton's top aide.
And she's also just an absolute monster. I mean, the revealed emails around Huma Abedin
as a person who is, you know, I mean, I tend to align with the left on a lot of issues, but
Huma Abedin, she openly was, she openly wondered over email whether, whether countries that were
invaded by the United States should be required to pay back the costs of the war of invading.
on fucking believe i mean i don't believe it was like hey maybe we could
get some like contribution from some of these oil rich states that we invade to
so that it could like sponsor our foreign aggression this is just such a job
perfect representation of career democrats at this point in the
establishment democrats are such hawks yet there's such fucking lovers of war
that they'd make the republicans seem similar and that's the problem and she's
so busy doing all that shit that her husband is texting a fifteen-year-old
No, I think that's probably just one of those, like, agreements.
Yeah, maybe.
It's like, you know, my husband's a dirty pig fucker.
No evidence yet of him texting with actual pigs, but... No evidence yet of him having a sweet six-pack.
Plenty of evidence, actually, that his body is fairly nice.
It's actually pretty good, yeah.
October 4th, 2016.
Okay, so this is interesting.
So on October 3rd, Anthony Weiner's computer is seized in New York.
On October 4th, the very next day, Jim Comey assigns a replacement to the head of counterintelligence at the New York field office.
Oh shit, they got the computer!
And this was actually in one of the primary source documents from the FBI, from Comey's testimony.
Comey gives a press conference about the Wiener case.
So yeah, on October 7th, you got Jim Clapper, the Director of National Intelligence.
He's like, yo, yeah, it was the Russians, you guys, who hacked Hillary's email and DNC.
This is kind of the first time that an intelligence official has connected to Russia.
has stepped up and said, hey, you guys, this is what's up.
I mean, throughout the entire process, they kept saying all 17 intelligence agencies,
really it was only about four.
And this is the moment where hacking the election and the release of the emails
and the swaying of the election, you know, are brought up.
Are brought up.
And that's the dossier.
Are brought up.
And that is, and that is at its core, everybody thinks that the dossier is like, oh, it's, it's, it's Trump peeing on people and it's like... No, no, no, wait a second.
That's never been it.
Oh, excuse me.
Girls pee on each other while he watches.
While he watches.
That they peed on a bed slept in by Barack Obama and that he wanted to watch them pee on this bed.
Well, since Barack is, is actually a gay prostitute and his wife is trans, you know, Maybe consider that maybe the Donald's got some some weird sort of fetish about that but really at its core at its core what the dossier is is it's it's essentially Russians hacked the election and then worked with Trump to release the emails in a way that swayed the election that that is the dossier at its core and that is that is initially what Mueller
It was investigating.
I think his investigation has broadened in scope since then.
Oh, you poor thing.
Julian spilled coffee all over my pages and pages of hard work, and now I'm watching him sadly try to decipher past the coffee.
I mean, we're really both looking at this point, like Mel Gibson from Conspiracy Theory, just like, Holding crumpled computer pages with coffee and shit smeared on them.
I see you've ruined the 16-year plan to destroy America as well.
I can still read it.
It's okay.
We'll get to that.
Don't worry.
October 13th, 2016.
Obama gives statements about fake news.
So this is really when the fake news narrative started to show up from the left.
October 2016, the FISA Court approves a warrant on Carter Page.
Now remember, last month, or two months ago, their application was rejected by the FISC.
But yet in October, now that Clapper has made statements about Russians hacking the election, and that there are other factors in getting this warrant besides the dossier, Which brings us sort of to current times which Republicans are claiming that if Trump does in fact declassify the entire FISA warrant with no redactions that it will actually show that the only two sources were used that were the Steele dossier and the Yahoo News article by Michael Isikoff to corroborate.
I'm dubious of that for the simple reason that he had the opportunity to do it and did not.
Okay, so you could do your own research on that, and who knows, maybe more light will be shed on it if Trump does in fact declassify the FISA warrant.
On October 24th, 2016, Benjamin Witte, who is a friend of Jim Comey's, in his Lawfare blog, he actually writes about an insurance policy in capes Trump is elected.
Obviously it's just an opinion piece.
Benjamin Witte becomes important later on.
I mean, that's just basically saying that the Democrats planned for loss.
Yeah, this is not... Which, to be fair, actually contradicts most of the QAnon theory around, they never thought she would lose.
Right.
Yeah, who knows?
Or, who knows, this guy could have been independently saying, you know, maybe there's actually a... I'm gonna tell you something, if you're a political party, you're going to plan for loss as well.
Yeah.
That's just obvious to me.
On October 26, two days after Benjamin Woody writes this in his blog, the FISA Intelligence Court briefs President Obama about serious breaches of the Fourth Amendment in the FISA Court with search and seizure.
We've got Steele briefing a reporter from Mother Jones about the Trump political opposition research.
That was from a Glenn Simpson's transcript when he testified.
Yeah, that's just a simple, you gave an interview to the press.
Yeah, basically saying, yeah, this dude did go to the press about the research that he had been doing.
October 28th of 2016, this is when Comey notifies Congress they're going to reopen the investigation into Clinton because of new emails found on Anthony Weiner's computer.
So it's at that point that, A, The reopening should not have been announced by FBI protocol, and he basically breaks away from the organization slightly and starts to take on a more public role.
Right.
Right.
Absolutely.
November 6th, so just a week later, 2016, Comey, for the second time, exonerates Clinton.
He basically says, Hey, we went through these 600,000 emails or whatever, we developed new technology to be able to catalog and log these emails, and we found nothing of note.
November 8th, 2016.
Everybody knows what happens here.
Trump is elected President of the United States.
At the same time, Susan Rice's interest in NSA collection accelerates dramatically.
Around the same time as well, Bruce Ohr, who has been talking with Steele, who is at the Justice Department, meets with the head of Fusion GPS.
GPS. And that is from Simpson's transcript as well when he testified in
front of the Senate. November 17th, 2016, so just a little bit less than 10 days
later, Mike Rogers, now this is the NSA admiral who's, he's brought up some
concerns about the administration and the way it is using the NSA collection
He has found out that the collection data is being sold to third party and private contractors.
He goes to Trump Tower and he does not tell any of the Obama administration.
He goes there alone.
Okay.
on his own accord. That was from NPR. The next day Trump moves his entire
Whoa.
operation out of Trump Tower. So to me that is, I think that Rogers went
there and he goes, hey dude. He was at least scared. Hey dude, they're spying on
you, they've got a warrant open, they've got this.
I don't know maybe if Admiral Rogers knew all of that necessarily, but what he definitely did know is the extent to which a United States citizen could be surveilled.
Right.
And unmasked.
Now, November 18th to 20th, it's unclear when.
This is also sourced from Glenn Simpson's testimony to Congress.
Senator John McCain, RIP, and his... Rest in power, babe.
And his longtime advisor, David Kramer, who was an ex-State Department official.
They were alleged to attend a security conference in Canada, in Nova Scotia, where the UK ambassador to Russia, Sir Andrew Wood, tells them about the Fusion GPS anti-Trump dossier, and they discuss confirming that the info has reached the top levels of the FBI for action.
So this is where the accusation that McCain was the one who passed the dossier to the FBI.
So is it credible?
Yeah, I mean, this was from Glenn Simpson's testimony.
So Simpson basically said, hey, yeah, I was with McCain.
We met the ambassador to Russia.
The guy who they met, Kramer, who is McCain's advisor, is affiliated with the anti-Russia Ukraine Today media organization.
Now this is actually sourced from, I got this language from Sheryl Atkinson's So I just want to give her credit there.
So between November 18th to 20th, Senator John McCain meets with the FBI Director Comey at the FBI headquarters and hands over the Fusion GPS anti-Trump research, which elevates the FBI's investigation.
And that's from The Guardian, from a January 10th, 2017 article.
So McCain did give them the dossier.
He clearly did not like Trump.
Yeah, obviously.
It's not a conspiracy.
If a bunch of politicians don't like somebody, they're going to work towards not allowing that person to access power.
Right.
Exactly.
Especially if he disrupts their access to power.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Which really is what this whole thing is about, is who gets the power.
Exactly.
We don't want anybody who breaks the rules.
Bernie Sanders is one of them.
Yep.
Trump is another.
The second one is not what I would say interesting in a humanitarian way, but I wish we were having this conversation over an elected Bernie Sanders.
Like over his naked body with sushi on it?
Yes.
I would eat sushi off naked Bernie Sanders' body.
I would too.
That's all.
Okay.
December 15th, 2016.
There is another Trump Tower meeting.
This time it's with Flynn, it's with Steve Bannon, and it's with Jared Kusher.
And they meet with the United Arab Emirates.
Okay?
So this is actually the meeting that Susan Rice used to unmask a lot of Trump officials because the Obama team was not notified by the UAE about this meeting.
Interesting.
So basically, UAE comes into New York, they meet at Trump Tower, they don't tell anybody, and Susan Rice goes, okay, this is fucking shady, we can actually unmask a lot of these guys because of this.
December 29th, 2016.
Obama issues sanctions against Russia while Mike Flynn is vacationing in the Dominican Republic.
So he is, so Mike Flynn is the, so this is an interesting, this is an interesting point because this, a lot of this ties into Flynn's guilty charge later on.
Obama kicks the Russians out of, he passes these massive sanctions on them.
There's some stories that he kicked them out of a place that they were staying or said that they couldn't stay in that embassy or some shit like that.
Now Flynn's the national security advisor, but he's vacationing in the Dominican Republic.
He does not have access to a secure line.
He does not have access to the proper protocol that you would do.
Of course, him being the incoming National Security Advisor, the Russians, of course, are calling him, being like, hey dude, what the fuck?
This guy just passed sanctions.
We didn't do anything.
What's going on?
Now, this call is later used against him when he is brought to the FBI.
Well, no shit.
I mean, it is a call by the Russians, like, hey, what's up?
We're paying you.
What the fuck?
Why are we getting fucking shat on?
Right.
Or it could be, hey, you're the incoming guy.
Like, we answer to you.
Like, what's up with these things?
Like, why did he kick us out?
Do you know anything about it?
And Flynn's like, fuck, man, I don't know.
I think if Russia is calling Flynn on vacation, they have quite a bit of leverage.
I mean, maybe.
Like, who the fuck has to answer to?
No, I'm sorry.
I mean, but he is a national security guy.
Flynn is like the definition of shifting.
His fucking son is like a crazy conspiracy theorist.
Yes, his son is for sure.
And father and son are not good people.
It's hard for me to defend this man.
I'm not defending his character one way or another.
All I know is it seems like the move was timed.
To prompt some sort of call to them.
It's like what I've been saying.
I mean, that's like saying that where there's smoke, there's planted fire.
I mean, you can argue it's planted, or you can argue there's fire.
I mean, right?
Yeah, or that Obama just said, you know what, I'm going to pass sanctions on these Russians.
Fuck these guys.
And it just so happened... I think so far, you can still go both ways.
Okay.
And I also don't believe... For all the faults Obama has, I would believe Obama over Flynn.
Flynn is a...
I want to argue with you on that.
Yeah, Flynn is a shifty motherfucker.
Okay, so, but that was from the Telegraph.
Trump's security advisor spoke to Russian Ambassador Dan Obama.
For the fucking Telegraph, that cow, that fucking UK!
Early January 2017, the FISA warrant against Carter Page is renewed.
Oh yeah, another season!
FBI Director James Comey and Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates both signed the application.
And Loretta Lynch also signs documents that formalizes widespread dissemination of information between various intelligence wings.
We all remember that when it kind of seemed weird, like at the end of Obama's administration,
where he passed this, like, this, this, they passed through this legislation that expanded,
like, the NSA in a weird, in a weird way. I remember at the time thinking that that was kind of weird.
weird.
And that is also sourced from, there's two sources.
There's a story in the New York Times, and there was also that information about who signed the warrant was from docs.house.gov.
So it's actually from the primary source.
January 5th, 2017.
Do you remember when there was that weird story where it was like Susan Rice sent an email to herself basically saying, I just want to remind myself that Obama said that during, when we do this Trump-Russia investigation, he wants to do everything by the book.
So this is what they call the by the book meeting.
But basically, yeah, she sent an email to herself that said, Oh, by the way, when we had this meeting, I just want to remind myself that Obama said we should do this by the book, which to me seems so fucking, like, cover your ass, so shitty.
It's like, hey, I've got this calendar from high school.
And this is, this is... It says I didn't rape anybody!
Yeah, exactly, dude, exactly.
So fucking chipped.
Exactly.
So, and this is one of the things that I was like, okay, well, this seems like a little bit, this seems like a little bit too much.
Like, what's the sourcing on this?
And I found this article on The Hill that, yeah, GOP senator questions unusual letter Susan Wright sends herself on Trump.
January 6, 2017.
So, The next day, Comey heads to Trump Tower to brief Trump on the dossier.
At this time, this is when he tells him that it's salacious and unverified.
They do not tell him that it is being funded by the DNC.
They do not tell him that it is being funded by Hillary Clinton's campaign, that the FBI has been paying a British spy to gather intel.
They just say, oh, we've got this dossier, but don't worry about it, man.
It's salacious, it's unverified.
Uh-huh.
I mean, it's literally very pissy.
Up until this point, nobody had published a story on the dossier.
This meeting, and that was sourced from Business Insider, this meeting where Comey goes to Trump Tower to brief him on the dossier then becomes the story that media outlets are like, oh well we can report on this dossier now.
A lot of people think that they'd had it for quite some time, they just couldn't really, it was unverified so nobody really wanted to put it out there.
But if there's a story about Comey going to brief Trump on it, okay, well, we can at least make a story on that and say that this dossier exists.
Well, only five days later, on January 11th, 2017, BuzzFeed publishes the famous story about the dossier.
Which I still think is fucking hilarious that BuzzFeed was the one that broke this entire thing.
As a guy who grew up in the early days of the internet and the early days of what BuzzFeed was, which was like, 10 ways you know that your pickle is stale.
I just ate a pickle, that's why I thought that.
If it's not crunchy, that's it.
January 20th, 2017, Trump becomes the President of the United States.
Days after that, Robert Hannigan, who is the head of the British spying agency, the GCHQ, steps down very unexpectedly.
That's from The Guardian.
January 31st, 2017... Wait, this is after CNN reports that GCHQ is spying on the Trump team?
Yes.
Huh.
Um, and he steps down very unexpectedly.
What the hell is GCHQ?
The GCHQ is like Britain's version of their, it's like their spying wing, basically.
The Greater Commons Head of Quarters.
Yes, the, the Guilty Chocolate Half-Queen.
Okay, January 31st, 2017, Sally Yates is fired.
The story was that she was fired because she refused to pass through Trump's travel ban.
But many in the Q community believe that she was fired because Trump knew that she had authorized this bullshit FISA warrant on his campaign, and he was upset about that.
Interesting.
But I have no, I have no sources to validate one or the other.
I just feel like Trump might have just spilled those beans if that was the case.
Right.
Like he never, he's very rarely held back.
Yeah, it is difficult.
He talked about a fucking microwave being used to wiretap his, I mean, he does not hide what he thinks.
Yeah, it's difficult, it's difficult to believe that he has the, um, He doesn't have the patience to... What are you saying about him?
No, he's not a patient person.
I think we can all agree.
He doesn't have the patience that if he had something that looked bad, that vindicated him in some way, that he would immediately throw it out there.
Now, I will say, I'm going to come from a 4D chess perspective here, and I will say that I could see if they said, hey, if you do play your cards right, you are patient, you slow roll this information out at the right time, It's going to be very good for you and could lead to re-election.
March 2017, Jim Comey briefs Congress on this investigation, the Crossfire Hurricane.
And Comey says that he didn't tell them earlier, he didn't notify the Congressional Oversight Committee because of the sensitivity of the case.
sensitive. So he's like, now we're investigating Trump in the campaign, but
like I didn't say anything earlier because of the election.
Which to me is crazy because this guy is painted as like our left-wing guy, but this is a
clear choice to, you know, kind of put out a piece of information they knew would be,
let's say, detrimental to Clinton's campaign and then openly withhold
a piece of information that would have been detrimental to Trump.
Yes, exactly.
So it's weird.
Very weird.
March 2nd, 2017.
Oh, and the sourcing was from the Washington Times.
Not a great source on that either.
I think that that information about the sensitivity of the case and him not notifying them earlier actually came from his transcript from his Senate testimony.
March 2, 2017, Attorney General Jeff Sessions recuses himself from Russia-linked investigations.
Proving he's guilty!
Rod Rosenstein, first time we've heard this name in my breakdown, the Deputy Attorney General becomes Acting Attorney General for the Russia probe.
It's later revealed that Rosenstein signed at least one wiretap application against former Trump advisor Carter Page.
March 20th, 2017.
This is when James Comey tells the House Intelligence Committee that he, quote, has no information that supports the president's tweets about, quote, alleged wiretapping directed at him by the prior administration.
Comey says that they've looked carefully inside the FBI, and he said the answer is the same for the Department of Justice in all its components.
So Comey is going, even though he's told them about the investigation, he said, no, at no point did we wiretap the guy.
Like, I've looked into the FBI, that's total bullshit.
We find out later that that's actually not true.
They did wiretap him.
March 22, 2017.
The chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Devin Nunes, publicly announces that he's seen evidence of Trump associates being incidentally surveilled by Obama intel officials.
This is also Sheryl Atkinson's language.
And their names being unmasked and illegally leaked.
Nunes briefs President Trump and holds a news conference.
He's criticized for doing so.
We remember this.
When Nunes went up to the White House and he came down, he looked like he had seen a ghost and he was like, I've seen things about what they did to this campaign.
I don't believe Nunes for a fucking second.
This was information that was only had at the White House.
It was not obtained.
He had to go to the White House to see it.
But he's a fucking operator.
So take that for what you will.
He went in there with a fucking goal.
He's criticized for doing so.
An ethics investigation is open into Nunes' actions, but it later clears him of wrongdoing.
May 9th, 2017.
So a couple weeks after, James Comey is fired.
No!
The paragon of truth!
And he becomes a hero of the left.
No, he doesn't.
Not the real left.
Not the real left.
He becomes a hero of the fucking resistance nerds.
Yeah, the resistance nerds.
May 12th, 2017, Ben Whitty, the guy who, A, wrote the blog that said we need an insurance policy in case Trump is elected.
He's also Comey's buddy.
He leaks Comey's memos to the New York Times.
Ew.
He leaks them!
Oh, God!
So this was, this was the whole thing.
Oh, Comey's memos and they, oh, they stand up as evidence in court and the president told him, you know, I hope you can see, you know, I hope you, this is about letting Flynn off.
This is a big fucking media scandal, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This is a whole thing.
This guy, Ben Whitty, leaks them to the media.
Yeah.
May 17th, 2017.
The leaked Comey memos are what is used to springboard the hiring of the special counsel, Robert Mueller.
Okay.
So we've walked through all of Spygate so far.
So that is all of Spygate.
That is the alleged what that they did.
They essentially set up the Trump campaign to float this Trump-Russia lie.
I mean, they basically tried to defeat An opposing political force.
Political force.
And set up enough good shit so that on the off chance that he did get elected, they would
have every cause to impeach him, you know, leaving us with the terrible Mike Pence.
The idea here is that they collaborated with supposedly non-partisan entities like the
The FBI and our intelligence communities, and weaponized them to set up Donald Trump to sway the election.
So essentially what they sort of accused him of, which was rigging the election.
So that's the what.
Here's why they did it.
Please go ahead, bring us into the real QAnon shit.
Now here's why they did it, which is so interesting to me because To me, a lot of what's in SpyGate actually seems credible, and I wouldn't put it past some of these individuals and some of these entities to do such a thing.
I think it's probably something that happens quite a bit, but they've never had the guy actually win and then have a vendetta against these communities and these people.
You know, for lack of a better term, there's been a disruption of the political class.
Now, Trump is not a positive, in my opinion, disruption.
Everyone has their own opinion about that.
But the fact is, it has been disrupted.
There's a mess in the continuum of kind of rich, educated people.
And now they have a rich, non-educated person.
He doesn't know what to do.
He only cares about himself.
And so he's creating a kind of chaos situation in this highly structured, uh, hierarchy.
And, and at the same time, he is, you know, allegedly pulling the wool off people's eyes and, and exposing all this shit that sort of was, you know... I get dubious that he would expose anything that wasn't just in his advantage.
I'm not saying that he's doing it intelligently and calculated.
I'm saying that just the process of all this shit, of fighting back them and saying these claims, he's exposing certain methods and shit that they probably get away with.
With that being said, here are the reasons why.
Uh-huh.
Why the Obama administration potentially risked so much to make sure that Donald Trump did not get elected to office.
So before we go into the weird QAnon stuff, I just want to read this graphic you printed up for me.
Yes.
Which is entitled, The 16-Year Plan to Destroy America, subtitle, They Never Thought She Would Lose.
Hell yeah.
The theory here is that for eight years, Barack Obama, whose goal was to, quote, weaken USA globally, so that's his only purpose, Install rogue operators in government.
Comey, Lynch, Holder.
These are the people that they think are the rogue operators.
Remove good guys from the government.
Valerie Jarrett Sniffer.
I have no idea what that means.
Okay, I would just love to, yes.
Sniffer, clearly.
Such a good person.
Fun Terrorism, MS-13, ISIS.
Control domestic terror.
Doesn't mean anything.
Leak classified intel, military secrets, intel to China and Russia.
What?
Um, not how it worked.
Special Access Program Sell-Off, SAP on Hillary's servers.
What?
Nuclearize North Korea and Iran, blind eye to nuke progress.
Um, not how it worked.
Cut military funding, budget sequestration.
Fucking- Is that even a fucking word?
America has a bigger military budget than the next five fucking superpowers combined.
They also have increased it by more than what some countries have as a total this year, and Obama definitely did not contribute to a slowdown there.
I mean, potentially a slowdown of the incredible increase of it while everyone remains poor and unfed, but yes.
Weaken NSA slash reveal programs.
The Edward Snowden leaks.
I mean, he literally punished Snowden with everything he could.
Yeah.
Obama has been the most brutal president in history on, you know, leakers.
On leakers, yeah, totally.
And whistleblowers.
This is why- it just breaks down once you- it's so interesting.
Okay, fund slash supply North Korea and Iran.
That's ridiculous.
Through the Uranium One and the Iran deal, there were allegations that the uranium from Uranium One was actually given to Iran, but that's actually not- Trump is literally building a friendship relationship with Kim Jong Un, and I'm not even against it, but if you're gonna fucking argue that the Iran deal, which was a very kind of shrewd, centrist deal with Iran- Right.
Well, they say that... I mean, Jesus Christ, he's now... yeah.
They say that North Korea was under CIA control, essentially.
Oh, give me a fucker.
And that Trump freed him.
Weaken command of generals, and don't ask, don't tell.
I really don't understand how that... That is so fucking crazy.
Hey, the more gays in the military, the weaker the generals.
What?
Target weakened conservative base, IRS targeting with Fast and Furious and the MSM bias.
Wait, excuse me, go back.
Are they accusing the Fast and Furious movies?
No, no, no.
It's a scandal labeled by the right, Fast and Furious, where conservative people and media organizers were essentially audited more heavily by the Obama... Oh, the IRS and shit.
Yeah, the IRS and shit.
There was a thing there, there was a thing there.
Staged the Supreme Court.
What?
Oh, they're arguing that he murdered Antonin Scalia!
Yeah, that they murdered Antonin Scalia.
Oh, that fat fuck died in like a fucking hotel bedroom waiting for his prostitute.
Kill NASA space supremacy slash EMP risk.
So, end the space shuttle.
Okay, ready?
And then, relax borders slash flood illegals.
New Dem voters.
Okay, so those were Barack Obama's eight years, and then... Wait, wait, in the corner I just noticed, we the people are taking back our country and world from the evil losers who would do us harm.
In parentheses, all for a buck.
I mean, this is written by a fucking six year old.
Um, that's exactly why I wanted to include it.
Um, do you want to do the, uh, what potentially Hillary Clinton would have done had, God forbid, she had been elected?
If she had gotten her eight years, her goal would have been to destroy the USA and to, you know, I guess, facilitate the rise of the NWO or New World Order.
Yes.
Which, by the way, is a term kind of coined by Alex Jones and shit during the Bush era, but I guess they're all in it together.
New World Order, Illuminati, it's all the same shit.
Yeah, did you not see Bush give a mint to Michelle Obama?
End of story, motherfuckers.
Yeah, it was triangular.
What does that mean?
I don't know, I mean, I don't know.
Pedophilia.
Making up shit, yeah.
It means pedophilia.
So, okay, World War III, I have, I have this all actually, I can read this part.
Yes.
It's not coffee soaked, so I'm gonna go ahead.
World War III slash real and orchestrated, and it just says planned like World War I-II, which, I mean, that is dumb.
I guess...
Well, the idea would be if she started World War III?
Yes, that she would start it against the Russians and... Oh, this is good.
Revise constitution, kill rights and freedoms.
So she was going to revise them to... I guess she was going to revise the constitution to remove all rights and freedoms.
So that it would just be, um... We would just all be slaves.
It would just be a menu from Denny's.
Close U.S.
military bases globally.
Weaken military response.
I mean, to be honest, why does the U.S.
have bases everywhere in the world?
Is it because everyone's evil?
Or is it because we're awful?
We're evil, yeah.
Population control slash pocket billions of dollars.
It just says mass extinction event.
So is it like, what, like Geostorm?
Like they've got a fucking satellite that controls the weather or some shit?
Well, it turns out that the mass of Bill Clinton's rapes are building up in space and approaching Earth, and when they breach the fucking atmosphere, Bill Clinton's rapes are going to set the Earth on fire, starting with Wisconsin.
Ban sale of firearms, in parentheses, repeal Second Amendment, no guns slash armed revolt, This is just words tossed together.
I mean, no offense, but the FCC is literally a regulatory body only by name.
They've had very little control over any of these private companies for a long time.
Eliminate final good guys in government.
This is just some, like, 80s action film-informed politics.
It just says, no resistance underneath.
Cool.
Install corrupt Supreme Court justices.
Dem-slash-liberal legal wins.
Which, by the way, if that was really the plan, wouldn't have Barack Obama pushed his through?
He didn't.
And now you're pushing yours through.
So I don't understand.
This doesn't make any sense.
Open borders.
Endless supply Dem voters.
Okay, so the assumption here is that they would open the borders and all illegals would vote for the Dems forever, which is not fucking true.
There's actually historically low turnout for Hillary Clinton, which is why she fucking lost, because she doesn't cater to these communities.
She just does gestures towards catering for these communities.
kill economy slash starve slash enslave public this is just wild love it starved blind and stupid is what it says underneath which I mean at this point they've fallen apart right I mean that the grammar of this doesn't not make sense anymore Remove electoral college and install popular vote, which to me is just... Let the people decide who the president's gonna be.
It just says rigged voting machines, which to me is what we currently have, so I would like us to not have those.
Let's just go back to the fucking ballot.
Written.
Fucking recorded.
By the eyeball of God himself.
All right, and the last little one in the corner here is limit slash remove military funding.
Kind of a weak ending.
Yeah, I feel like they covered that, but I guess that was with Obama?
And it just says, limit removed military funding, weaken military assets.
So essentially, we're led to believe that this, the whole reason that there was so much riding on Donald Trump not winning the election Is basically because he would get in the way of A, the 16-year plan to destroy America, which by the way seems to mention very little of these amazing pedophilia camps where they get to have sex with kids.
Well, yeah, and then I guess that would also mean that he would ruin, like, their good time of, like, eating adrenochrome and fucking children and all that sort of thing.
Yeah, which he will get to in...
Yeah, we'll get to it later, but there is even an allegation from the Q Camp that the Democratic Party is actually an evolution of the Nazi Party.
And in fact, that Angela Merkel is Adolf Hitler's daughter.
Angela Merkel, highly placed DNC operative.
She is Adolf Hitler's daughter, and her, along with the help of the American Democrats.
Why is your voice changing?
It feels like you don't believe this.
Yeah, I mean, this is pretty... Even Q!
Even Q, after he posted this allegation, he kind of pulls it back and goes, and says, oh, this was too deep.
Public not ready to go this deep.
You know why he withdrew it, by the way, right?
Because the average person listening and following to him has a one in three or one in two chance of being a neo-Nazi, who does not want to hear that the party that they're opposed to is aligned with the Nazis.
They want to hear that eventually we can restore the dream and address the JQ, the Jewish question.
that is a good point.
So it's basically saying, and he's playing on this thing that the right does
quite often where they will point to slavery and civil rights and the Ku Klux Klan and they will
say, well this was all They'll ignore the fact that the parties switched long ago and that the Dixie Democrats were Southern slaveholders and plantation owners and that at some point those things reversed and that the party of the North, which used to be the Republicans, became the Democratic Party.
Not to forgive the Democratic Party, they fucking suck, but I'm just saying this is complete horseshit.
Right.
And Dinesh D'Souza should be burned.
And they're building that, it's furthering that sort of narrative saying, well, and they did all of these things because really they were a wing of, they were essentially when the Nazis were defeated in Germany in World War II, that basically the Nazi Party escaped to America essentially and got into politics.
They are aware that the people running against Angela Merkel are white supremacists.
I mean, there's an actual Nazi-aligned party in Germany.
They've had a resurgence of Nazi-aligned parties in all of Europe.
That's what I'm saying, is that this part of the story, of the QAnon story, is really where it breaks down for me.
I mean, up until this, You're saying Spygate is believable?
You've kind of had me!
Um, and I would, and I would believe that, oh, well, yeah, of course they don't want Donald Trump to win.
He's an outsider.
Like, he threatens their, you know, their opportunities to make more money.
He's gonna enrich his shitty friends that he brings in instead of your shitty friends.
But does Hillary literally snap babies in two to, like, suck from a straw the adrenochrome in their, the base of their spine?
Maybe not.
Well, you're going to have to keep listening to find out.
You'll have to tune in, motherfuckers.
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