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The Famous Squirrel Incident
00:03:41
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| Do you all know the story of the pet squirrel? | |
| Is it in New York City? | |
| New York City? | |
| Do you know that story? | |
| I read it in disbelief. | |
| A man and his wife have a sanctuary, as it were, for herding animals. | |
| Animals that are hurt. | |
| And that are found, and people bring them to them, and they take care of them. | |
| They have 250 animals. | |
| Over the year. | |
| Oh, she watched it over the year. | |
| Your wife. | |
| Yeah, well, I'd only followed it recently. | |
| So one of them was a squirrel that they have. | |
| What's the squirrel's name again? | |
| The late squirrel? | |
| So they have a squirrel about, I'd say, seven years. | |
| The mother was killed, and he was wounded, and they picked him up. | |
| And they've nursed him, and it's become a very popular feature on Instagram. | |
| I'm sorry? | |
| That's how Susie followed it. | |
| Yeah, okay, that's right. | |
| And then somebody snitched on him. | |
| He is violating the law. | |
| You can't... | |
| Peanut. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| P-apostrophe-N-U-T. Very famous. | |
| The most famous squirrel in the country. | |
| It's like I had the most famous dog in the country, Otto. | |
| He had the most famous squirrel in the country. | |
| And the squirrel was utterly domesticated. | |
| If this squirrel had been put out in the wild, it would have been killed immediately. | |
| And then some... | |
| Governmental agency came to the house with guns. | |
| I mean, I actually had to read that. | |
| I didn't believe it. | |
| I thought, oh, I'm reading it wrong. | |
| With guns. | |
| Like they do to J6 people who are equally horrible as the man who kept the squirrel. | |
| And they killed the squirrel. | |
| People commenting on this have noted this is such a perfect example of what happens when government gets too big. | |
| First of all, it produces monsters. | |
| I am scared of faceless bureaucrats. | |
| I don't get scared much, as I think you all know. | |
| COVID didn't scare me, for example. | |
| But I just don't get scared. | |
| Oh, I'm scared. | |
| I'm scared of the deep state. | |
| I am. | |
| I am. | |
| I am scared of the faceless bureaucrat who follows the law and is heartless. | |
| What did the people who came with guns to this man's house, because he had a squirrel, what did the people with guns, and they ransacked his house, what were they looking for? | |
| Other squirrels? | |
| What were they looking for? | |
| They ransacked the house. | |
| They didn't allow the husband or wife to go to the bathroom. | |
|
Scummy Power Play
00:00:37
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| She said she held herself for six hours. | |
| Had she relieved herself, one of these agents would have checked on the toilet after she was there. | |
| The humiliation, the degradation. | |
| We have scum. | |
| In government. | |
| Not all people in government are scum, but we have scum in government. | |
| It attracts scummy people. | |
| People who love to have power over others. | |
| It brings them joy. | |