Is Non-Woke Journalism Emerging From Leftist Newspapers?
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I'll certainly take the cold of Fairbanks, Alaska over the heat of many places on Earth.
Heat is not much you can do about heat.
Obviously air conditioning is the primary answer, but that's it.
You can bundle up for cold, but you can't unbundle for heat.
As little as you wear, it's still hot.
Anyway...
Hi, everybody.
Wonderful to be with you.
Something seems to be happening at the Atlantic.
I'm not all that optimistic that it will continue, but they're actually publishing some non-woke pieces, which is, and I don't know why, but here's an example.
I was a heretic at the New York Times.
It just came out.
Let's see, yesterday.
I was a heretic at the New York Times.
I did what I was hired to do, and I paid for it.
A man named Adam Rubenstein.
On one of my first days at the New York Times, I went to an orientation with more than a dozen other new hires.
We had to do an icebreaker, pick a star bust out of a jar, and then answer a question.
My starburst was pink, I believe, and so...
Starburst.
Starburst, sorry.
What did I say?
Starburst.
I've never had a starburst.
You've never had a starburst?
But you've had starbursts.
It sounds delicious.
Thank you.
That was very sweet of you.
I don't think I've had a starburst, or I wouldn't have made that mistake.
There's no question.
This is a new one for me.
And so I had to answer the pink prompt.
Which had me respond with my favorite sandwich.
What is my favorite sandwich?
Russ and Daughters Super Heapster came to mind, but I figured mentioning a $19 sandwich wasn't a great way to win new friends.
So I blurted out the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A and considered the ice broken.
Again, this is on one of his first days at the New York Times.
The HR representative...
What is HR? Human Relations, right?
Human Resources.
It shows you how little I have contacts.
Praise the Lord.
Human Resources.
Oh, God.
Human Resources.
It's painful.
What I'm about to read to you...
Gives you an idea of the way the New York Times is run.
And again, this is printed in the Atlantic, which is quite surprising.
The HR representative leading the orientation chided me.