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Mask On, Sound Off
00:02:09
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| Hey, by the way, you know what? | |
| I haven't tried this. | |
| I haven't tried broadcasting with a mask. | |
| Let me see how it sounds. | |
| We've got to give this a try here. | |
| I'm carrying my trusty mask in case I'm arrested. | |
| But I don't know why that'll help. | |
| I don't even know how to put it on. | |
| Okay, here we go. | |
| Nope. | |
| You should see the living martyr's look right now. | |
| All right, everybody. | |
| How do I sound? | |
| I sound almost normal. | |
| Is it clear? | |
| Of course, I can't see anything because my... | |
| Glasses are now fog. | |
| How do people with glasses handle this? | |
| Look at my glasses. | |
| They need windshield wipers. | |
| Now that, alright, that's over. | |
| The experiment is over. | |
| That would be... | |
| What are my glasses? | |
| Oh, they're on. | |
| That would be a... | |
| I'm not used to wearing it. | |
| Oh, yes, that... | |
| What do you think of, here's an invention. | |
| People need to get a patent on it. | |
| Eyeglass windshield wipers. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Would you invest? | |
| If somebody, you know, you are now an entrepreneur, Alan. | |
| Oh, back to the show? | |
| Oh, he always does that. | |
| I can't, I can't. | |
| That's very good. | |
| Eipers. | |
| That's right. | |
| Glasses Eipers. | |
| E-Y-E-P-E-R-S. I want you to understand that two of the three people on this show are enjoying this. | |
| One, you two? | |
| That is why he's the living martyr. | |
| He is now suffering. | |
| Do you understand? | |
| I'm not joking. | |
| Alan Estrin is now suffering. | |
| We're cracking ourselves up over nonsense, and he is suffering. | |
| And I'm not happy he's suffering. | |
| I just want to make that clear. | |
| There's no schadenfreude. | |
| No, not even an eensy-teensy bit. | |
| No. | |
| I'm only explaining why he's a living martyr. | |