Dennis Prager Show - Dennis Prager Tries Broadcasting with a MASK! ⎜The Dennis Prager Radio Show
Aired: 2020-04-24
Duration: 02:09


=== Mask On, Sound Off (02:09) ===

[00:00:00]  Hey, by the way, you know what?
[00:00:00]  I haven't tried this.
[00:00:02]  I haven't tried broadcasting with a mask.
[00:00:04]  Let me see how it sounds.
[00:00:06]  We've got to give this a try here.
[00:00:08]  I'm carrying my trusty mask in case I'm arrested.
[00:00:12]  But I don't know why that'll help.
[00:00:14]  I don't even know how to put it on.
[00:00:15]  Okay, here we go.
[00:00:16]  Nope.
[00:00:18]  You should see the living martyr's look right now.
[00:00:22]  All right, everybody.
[00:00:23]  How do I sound?
[00:00:24]  I sound almost normal.
[00:00:26]  Is it clear?
[00:00:26]  Of course, I can't see anything because my...
[00:00:29]  Glasses are now fog.
[00:00:31]  How do people with glasses handle this?
[00:00:34]  Look at my glasses.
[00:00:36]  They need windshield wipers.
[00:00:39]  Now that, alright, that's over.
[00:00:41]  The experiment is over.
[00:00:43]  That would be...
[00:00:45]  What are my glasses?
[00:00:47]  Oh, they're on.
[00:00:47]  That would be a...
[00:00:50]  I'm not used to wearing it.
[00:00:56]  Oh, yes, that...
[00:00:58]  What do you think of, here's an invention.
[00:01:00]  People need to get a patent on it.
[00:01:04]  Eyeglass windshield wipers.
[00:01:09]  What do you think?
[00:01:10]  Would you invest?
[00:01:13]  If somebody, you know, you are now an entrepreneur, Alan.
[00:01:20]  Oh, back to the show?
[00:01:21]  Oh, he always does that.
[00:01:25]  I can't, I can't.
[00:01:28]  That's very good.
[00:01:31]  Eipers.
[00:01:32]  That's right.
[00:01:34]  Glasses Eipers.
[00:01:35]  E-Y-E-P-E-R-S. I want you to understand that two of the three people on this show are enjoying this.
[00:01:44]  One, you two?
[00:01:46]  That is why he's the living martyr.
[00:01:48]  He is now suffering.
[00:01:49]  Do you understand?
[00:01:50]  I'm not joking.
[00:01:52]  Alan Estrin is now suffering.
[00:01:55]  We're cracking ourselves up over nonsense, and he is suffering.
[00:02:00]  And I'm not happy he's suffering.
[00:02:02]  I just want to make that clear.
[00:02:03]  There's no schadenfreude.
[00:02:04]  No, not even an eensy-teensy bit.
[00:02:06]  No.
[00:02:07]  I'm only explaining why he's a living martyr.