| Time | Text |
|---|---|
|
Happiness Middle Ground
00:05:30
|
|
| And can you be in a... | |
| Because it would imply, if not being unhappy is not the same as happy, that it implies there's an intermediate state. | |
| You're not happy, and you're not unhappy. | |
| Would you claim to be in that intermediate state? | |
| Sometimes I go up. | |
| Right. | |
| So sometimes you go above that state, but you're almost always in the middle. | |
| I see you as happier than that. | |
| I'm not joking. | |
| Because, I'll tell you why, you have a profoundly meaningful life, which is huge. | |
| You're healthy. | |
| You have friends who love you. | |
| You have a wife who loves you. | |
| I mean, you've got a lot going for you, man. | |
| You have an engineer who loves you. | |
| How many people could say that? | |
| Exactly. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you ever go down, just think, I have an engineer who loves me. | |
| Is that true, Triple G? You love, as you call him, Al? | |
| Uncle Al. | |
| Yes. | |
| That is how you have it in your phone. | |
| Okay, you can't get more loving than that. | |
| You're not even his biological uncle, and he calls you uncle. | |
| You didn't even raise him as a nephew. | |
| All right, everybody, welcome to the Happiness Hour. | |
| Wow, even if he disowned you. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Wow, you wrinkled my brow, man. | |
| That is what I heard in my brain. | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah, that's what I heard. | |
| You just wrinkled my brain, man. | |
| Oh, wrinkle my brain. | |
| Yes, you wrinkled my brain, man. | |
| That's right. | |
| Yes, my friends, I am a believer in happiness. | |
| And this is an example with the coronavirus where you just have to work at it. | |
| That's exactly right. | |
| But I have a big theme today, and I mentioned it in Hour One, which I almost never do. | |
| But it's so pertinent. | |
| It is so apt. | |
| It is so relevant. | |
| Give me another synonym for this. | |
| Germaine. | |
| Yes, thank you. | |
| It is so germaine. | |
| To the issue that I have to raise this I Really do live or what I preach on the happiness hour. | |
| I really do in fact I Lived it and then preached it. | |
| That's the interesting thing I Have so wanted to be happy all of my life because I was not happy as a young kid I so wanted to be happy That I worked a massive amount out. | |
| And then I started speaking about it in my late 20s to college students. | |
| So this has been a long time with me. | |
| So I have worked it out. | |
| In my case, with regard to happiness, I don't preach what I practice. | |
| I practice what I preach. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| I preach. | |
| That's right. | |
| I do. | |
| I preach what I practice. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I don't just practice what I preach. | |
| I'm inverting the point. | |
| I preach what I practice. | |
| So I have realized so deeply that so much can go wrong in life and has for so vast a percentage of humanity that I am in almost permanent disbelief at how good I have it. | |
| Now you'll say, well, you really do have it good. | |
| I mean, you know, people will reel off the wonderful things in my life. | |
| But there are people who have what I have and they're miserable. | |
| And I hardly always had what I have. | |
| I didn't always have a happy marriage, for example, I do now. | |
| I didn't always have money, to say the least, because I never really pursued it. | |
| I pursued influence. | |
| I really do believe in what I advocate. | |
| Anyway, it just doesn't work that way. | |
| Oh, well. | |
| You know how many miserable people there are who were successful and so on and so forth. | |
| So that's not the reason. | |
| The reason that I have been happy is that I have worked at it and I have realized, and this is the theme of the day, I've always realized how much can go wrong. | |
| That's why when I have no patience, I truly, I mean, I act like I have patience because it's effective, but I have within me, I have no patience. | |
| When students get up at the microphone after my speeches at college campuses, And a young woman gets up and says, oh, you know, as a woman, I'm oppressed. | |
| Or a black student gets up as a black, I'm oppressed. | |
|
Missing Regular Shelves
00:03:04
|
|
| And I go, oh my God, you have no clue what oppression is. | |
| No clue. | |
| Don't even, you don't, you shouldn't even be using that word. | |
| It's a perversion of the word. | |
| Yeah? | |
| So now with the coronavirus and people realizing, whoa, you know, I really do miss getting together with friends. | |
| I really do miss, you know, going to school or going to work or going to a sporting event or going to a movie, you know. | |
| I do miss having regular shelves at the supermarket and not having 45-minute waits to check out because people are buying toilet paper for the apocalypse. | |
| That's what we should title it, toilet paper for the apocalypse. | |
| See, here's the question, my dear friends. | |
| When this subsides, as it will, And people go back to normal. | |
| For how long will they appreciate it? | |
| Forget they. | |
| For how long will you appreciate it? | |
| You're asking, how does it even last a day? | |
| Well, you have a darker view of humanity than I do, and mine is dark. | |
| No, I think it will last a week. | |
| But that's all it does. | |
| It lasts a week. | |
| My point is, it lasts forever. | |
| I am unbelievably grateful for the supermarket. | |
| It has never left me when I walk into a supermarket. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| We are so lucky. | |
| Maybe it's because at 21 I was in the Soviet Union where there were no supermarkets. | |
| I started out life so early in life. | |
| Going to places without supermarkets. | |
| The supermarket, by the way, was the thing that most shocked people who got out of the Soviet Union. | |
| I have spoken to so many of these people, because I've always been involved in the lives of Russian immigrants, and for them, the old Soviet Union, and I speak Russian, and so the thing that really... | |
| Got them. | |
| Was the supermarket. | |
| So people will be back in the supermarket, back at baseball games, football. | |
| Well, football's not canceled because it doesn't exist now. | |
| It doesn't exist in March. | |
| And then how long will you be grateful? | |
| If nothing's horrific, life is terrific. | |